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Howard Stern is off this week for Thanksgiving vacation. They have Howard Stern's Mammary Lane playing this week with new Wrap Up Shows playing after that. Here are links to my archives for what they played today:
Today's Mammary Lane was over around 11:15am.
Jon played a ''What You Need to Know'' about today's Mammary Lane. After that Jon said they have a lot of places to go with today's show. He said you know when something is going to stand the test of time on the show. He mentioned a few things that have happened recently. Jon said you know it's not the last time it's going to happen. Jim said he was listening to that Richard Simmons clip and he thought that they were dropping that clip in. He said that's a classic. He said everything is fair game on the show these days. He said he has to be careful with the vocabulary he uses today.
Jon said when you hear all of that happening do you stop you cold when you're working. Joe said that you start laughing like crazy. He said you know it as soon as it happens. Jon said Howard immediately focuses and gets that tunnel vision and keeps going on something for a half hour. Jon asked if Joe sympathizes with Gary at all when he hears him getting it from Howard. Joe said not at all. He said it just keeps coming. Jim said he thinks that when Richard Simmons is on he must be a persona and he's not like that off the air. Jon said he's always entertaining but he's always over the top. He said that he got to be very close with Gary Dell'Abate too. He said when Richard comes on the show you know it's going to be some production and Richard is going to leave in tears. He said that's the template for a visit from Richard.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he named his pet hamster after Gary. He said he calls it Booey. The caller also said that Richard Simmons is the only person to come in and make Howard feel like he's out of his comfort zone. He said they're not having enough of him though. He said that he has been off the radar for the last couple of years. He wondered where Richard is and what kind of state he's in. Jon said he's not sure but maybe they can check online and find out.
Jon said he thinks the Gary drop is one of the more memorable ones from the past few years. He said Fred goes through cycles and uses some for a while and puts them away. Rahsaan said that is one of his favorites.
Jon said they also played a segment where Ronnie asked Howard out to dinner and that didn't go over very well. Jim said it was interesting when Howard said he's a dear friend but there must be different levels of dear friends. He said he has gone out with people himself and he finds people looking at you even when you're not talking. He said he thinks Howard must not want to enter into something like that and Ronnie didn't think about that.
Jon asked Joe if he thinks anyone there would be comfortable asking Howard out to dinner. Joe said he wouldn't want to take Howard out of his comfort zone. Jon said there are a lot of expectations from him and he's not the same guy off the air that he is on the air. They went to break a short time later.
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Jon asked Jim about what Ray Kelly said on the show when Howard asked about Batman. Ray said he'd arrest Batman. Jon asked Jim how he reacted to that. Jim said he was yelling at the radio in his car on his way to work. Jim said the one thing they forgot was that Gotham City is a really corrupt version of New York City. He said the only way to clean up Gotham is to ally with someone outside the system. He said cops do that with informants so it is happening. He said that makes it interesting. Jon said Ray is by the book and technically Batman is breaking the law. Jim said that you don't know that he's working with Commissioner Gordon.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he loved the ISIS Hotline thing that Howard did the other day. He went on to talk about how long he's been listening to the show and how he thinks about what the show means to him. He said it makes you kind of teary eyed when you think about everything that has happened since he started listening. Jon said it does feel like a family working there. Jon said you do get to know them intimately. Jon said if you meet a Stern Fan they know your wife and kids and your sexual prowess so that can be odd. He said that if Howard stops doing it then it's going to change a lot of lives. Jon said that they do have everything archived so they'll always have that. Jon said it's like reality radio. He said when you hear Sal talking about his credit card debt you're laughing but you feel for him. He said you have empathy for everyone there.
Jon asked Joe if he thinks Sal learned his lesson from that credit card thing. Joe said he doesn't know Sal off the radio but he can't imagine investing his money with him. He said he's not sure where he stands now. Jon said that Sal was one of the guys in Wolf of Wall Street who was on the phones. He said that Sal can sweet talk a lot of people. He said he shoots first and doesn't ask questions later. Jon asked Jim if he thinks Sal is on the right path at this point. Jim said it all depends on your cash flow. He said if you have the income it's fine. He said his whole take away was how bad they are at math. He said that he was wondering what their IQs were and he figured Howard would have a higher one but he doesn't think whatever he got he'd be happy with. Jon said that Fred, Robin and Howard were smart enough not to take the IQ test.
Jim asked what kind of car Sal's wife is driving now. Jon said he's not sure about that. He said Sal has worked out his finances though. He said that he has figured out that he has to earn more to pay for the things he wants. He said his three kids are older now and they have to go to college soon and he'll have to pay for that.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he's on the road all day and they help him get through his day. Jon said he's glad they can keep him going like that. They went to break a short time later.
Jon asked Jim about Howard playing a villain in a super hero comic movie. Jim said he thinks that would work. Jon and Jim talked about Howard's thoughts on comics.
Jon asked Joe about Jeff the Drunk and his Periscope fame. He asked if it has brought more life into the Wack Pack. Joe said he doesn't get into that stuff. He said he has too much going on with work. He said he doesn't really know about that. Jim said he doesn't tune in because he's afraid they can track your viewing history. He said he does think it has brought something to them.
Jim gave his definition of what a Wack Packer is. He said that you ask yourself if you'd leave that person in a room alone with your wife for 5 minutes and if she'd come out of there uncomfortable. Jon said he thinks that's a good test unless your partner is a Stern fan. Then he thought about it and said even a fan might be left uncomfortable.
Jon said he gets more calls about Bobo than Howard on this show. He said so many people are in the hatred of Bobo club. He asked Joe where he stands. Joe said he's not a huge fan of his questions but it's one of those love hate things. He said he still wants to listen. Joe said he has an amazing resume. Jon asked Jim where he stands on that. Jim said he loves how people get so upset about him. He said that he isn't a huge fan of Bobo's but he loves how he gets so much respect and love from Howard.
Rahsaan said he's not a big Bobo fan but he loves what he does for the show. He said that the Bobo Free Summer gave him a whole new life.
Jon took a call from a guy who brought up Jerry Seinfeld and said he is one of those guys who could do the every 2 years kind of thing and sit in like Jimmy Kimmel. He said he's also one of the only guests who worked Howard into doing his show by stroking his ego. He said other guests just ask him to do their show and Howard turns them down almost immediately. He said Jerry was able to get him to do the show. Jon said that's an excellent observation. Jon said he thinks there's a mutual respect between the two as well. Jon said he would love to hear Jerry sit in on the show but he's not sure that would happen like it does with Jimmy Kimmel.
Jon spent a few more minutes talking to Joe and Jim about the Seinfeld interview. After that Jon got in some plugs for today's Sternthology and for his guests. They finished the show around 12:05pm.
Howard Stern is off this week for Thanksgiving vacation. They have Howard Stern's Mammary Lane playing this week with new Wrap Up Shows playing after that. Here are links to my archives for what they played today:
Jon told Dave what this is all about. Jon told him about the fantasy football league and Dave said he's lost him already. Jon explained the party they have for the fantasy football guys. Jon said JD didn't make it because he's in Ohio. He said Lisa Ann didn't make it. Michael said he was disappointed by that. He said that it was all guys and no women other than Gary's wife who didn't show her face often. He said it lowered the bar that Lisa didn't show up. He said the food was sub par. Jon said it was wings and sandwiches. Michael said he had Gary order pizza and the 3 pies were gone in minutes. He said this guy is so cheap. He said Gary is living in a mansion and he's so cheap. Michael said Gary has all of this gym equipment that hasn't moved since last year. He said then he doesn't even show up today to face the music.
Michael said he brought gifts and got no thank you letter. Jon said he did say he got a nice blanket for Mary and that's a class move. Michael said it's a cashmere throw blanket and a bottle of wine that cost him $102.
Jon said one of the segments that played on today's show was the $800 bottle of wine segment. Michael said he doesn't even bat an eye at that. He said they have another level of elite there. Jon said he was taught that you never order the most expensive thing on the menu when someone takes you out. Dave said he thinks that they order things that only the rest of them can dream about.
Jon said Michael did the right thing by bringing them a gift when they invited him over. Michael said he did. Dave said he didn't know Michael was a wine guy. Michael said he's not. He went out of his way to find something nice. Michael said he had to go in and ask a guy about it and find the right thing. Michael said he got nothing from Gary other than his low budget party. He said next year he's going to use that throw blanket in his basement next year. He said he has no regard for his guests.
Jon asked what his expectations were. Michael said he expected a sushi chef, some warm food and a little bit more variation. He said the soda was flat too. He said it was shit soda. Michael said he kept asking Ben Barto if he was tasting that shit soda.
Dave said he would not want to go to that kind of party. He said he thought he knew Gary and he thought he'd be the best of hosts. Michael said he is not a good host. Michael said if you had a jigsaw puzzle of Gary it would be missing a piece in the middle. He said there is something missing from him. Michael said that he's a big fan of Dave's though.
Dave asked how the league is going. Jon said there are teams that are on top and on the bottom. Jon said he believes he's in first place after this weekend. Jon said it was nice seeing Matt Berry at the party. Michael said he was pissed. He said he's beating Matt's ass. Jon said Matt is the expert in the league too. Jon said he was talking to him about it and everyone was breaking balls.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he thought it was funny when Dave said Michael isn't a wine guy because he whines about everything. He said he's a big pussy. Michael said he loved the wine line.
Dave said he doesn't drink wine but he knows they say it's good for you. Michael said they say eating chocolate is good for you too so that's why he eats it every day.
Jon asked Dave if it's tough to be the sober guy when he's out. Dave said he did some good drinking and for his fans who drink he's all for it. He said that he did drink on his show Insomniac and he has to live up to that to some people. Dave said being in a bar when you're not drinking is boring. Jon said he tries to tell people to make a judgment call when you're out having a good time. He said that there's a reason some people don't drink and he doesn't tell people what to do so don't tell him what to do. Jon said he doesn't drink.
Dave said he fills his time with porn and things like that. He asked if they can talk about that there. Michael said it's the Wrap Up Show so no one is listening so you can talk about anything you want. Jon said he thought he was the co-host and he's bad mouthing the show. They went to break a short time later.
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Jon talked about how good Dave was in Trainwreck. Dave said he's hardly an actor. He said that he did the movie because it was with friends. He said she asked him to do it and Judd told him to just do it. Dave said he did Pootie Tang too. He said that might be the biggest one he was in before that. He said he doesn't have the desire to do that kind of stuff. Michael said he does great though so he should do it more. Jon said he's not an actor so he doesn't really have any desire to do that stuff ether.
Jon talked to Dave more about his career and said he really thought he was funny in Trainwreck. Dave said it was fun because he did a lot of riffing. Jon asked if that's where the business is going now. Michael said that's a high level thing to do. He said Larry David and ''Curb Your Enthusiasm'' do that but it takes a lot to do something like that. Michael said that Louis C.K. makes it look like it's like that but it's probably scripted. He said it's really not that easy to do. Dave said he heard on The Office they did a lot of riffing too. Dave said that being a comic is enough for him. He said he likes riffing in the clubs when he's messing around with the crowd.
Michael asked Dave about three comics he has his eyes on now. Dave said he wants to give a shout out to Howard. He said he thinks that any comic who has been on the Stern Show thinks it's their milestone. He said that doing the Stern Show brings more people in to see you than anything else. He said that he has to give a tip of the hat to the man. Dave said there are so many good ones now. He said Jay Oakerson, Michael Vecchione and Kurt Metzger are the three he can think of. He said check them out. They went to break a short time later.
Michael said that people are different so he doesn't get why we can't poke fun at that stuff. He pointed out Rahsaan and how his name will never be heard with a Weinstein last name. Michael said there is nothing funnier than gay Asians. He said that they groaned when he said that.
Jon moved on and took a call from Gary Dell'Abate. Michael said it sounds like a gay Gary Dell'Abate. Gary said he has a list of things he wants to talk about. He said Michael isn't a co-host on any level. He said a guest host maybe. Gary said people love him in small doses but he's been on way too long today.
Gary said Dave is easily influenced by this guy so he's kind of upset about that. He said Michael fell asleep at his party and slept through about 1/3 of it. Michael said he had to check out when Gary was talking to him. Gary asked Michael who else is hosting a party like he is. He said the food was two different kind of wings, sandwiches and a bunch of burgers. He said that Michael was complaining the whole time. He said he bought 5 pizzas and Michael ate most of them because he's a schnurer. Gary said he spent about $150 on beer and more on soda. He said he had all kinds of booze and then he ordered pizza. He said he didn't have dessert because Jon's wife sent cookies. Michael said there were like 12 for 15 people. He said that his kids friends were eating a lot of the food too. Gary said here were just two friends there. Gary said there was plenty of food left over. He said that Michael is really an ungrateful douche. He said the reason Michael is the best guest star on TV is because no one wants him to come back and visit.
Jon said Dave is hearing both sides of this. Dave said he was on Michael's side until he heard this. Gary said the truth is that he gathered around with the guys in the office and asked what they wanted to eat. He said everyone was fine with what he wanted to get and they were like ''fuck him'' when he mentioned Michael's demands. Gary said maybe next year they can do the party at Michael's apartment. Michael said if he had them over it would be high end shit.
Gary and Michael talked about the people who showed up to the party and who didn't. Jon said that they were upset that Lisa Ann didn't show up. Gary said she did say she was coming. He said they had 7 of the 10 people in the league and Jim McClure was there. Michael said there were a few other flunkies there. Gary said there was just one other guy. Gary said it was just two people who weren't in the league.
Michael said it cost him more to come to that party than it cost him for the 5 pizzas. Gar said it was 6 pizzas. Michael said he might reconsider where to go next year. He said he might take it to South Beach.
Dave asked if Gary has a pool. Gary said he does not. Dave said he seems like a duck pond kind of guy. Gary said there is one next door.
Gary asked if his house is the most embarrassing on the block. Jon said it is not. He said he had a good time there and he had enough to eat too. He said the pizza got there very quickly too. Gary said that Michael was bitching and moaning so he ordered some pizza. Gary said he called them back and made his son go pick it up for Rapaport when they said it was going to be an hour. Michael said he had 2 slices and he turned around and it was gone. Michael asked who won the contest about people who brought gifts. Gary said Michael did but he also tried to do it. He said the blanket is beautiful but he's not sure about that wine. He said he has to look it up online.
Jon asked Gary if he regrets having this get together. Gary said never. Jon asked if Michael can top Gary's party. Michael said he can and he doesn't have to check with anyone on how to do it. Jon asked Dave whose party he would rather go to. Dave said he's not sure about that. He said there's that Connecticut traffic that he has to deal with. Gary said it's not bad on a Sunday. Dave said this is fantasy football but not a fantasy world. He said there's always traffic.
Gary asked if Michael is going to send him a car. Michael said he didn't send him anything. He said he's going to make sure his house smells nice too. He said that he's got 63 inches of good loving on his wall. Gary said they can get 10 people in one room to watch all of that.
Michael said Gary has a jukebox and he didn't turn the fucking thing off for 2 hours. He said it's all Springsteen music. Gary said he didn't turn it on. He said some other people wanted to listen to it. He said that this isn't just a party for Michael.
Michael asked what he thinks about the idea for a podcast. Gary said that no one is listening. Michael said that he wants to do a podcast where they talk about songs that groups would do at a charity event. Gary said he thought he was sleeping the whole time so maybe he has something there. Michael said he thinks that he could host that show with Jon.
Gary asked Dave if he realizes there are two sides to every story and if he sees he's sitting next to a bulldozer and a bully. Dave said that he might have some points about how to plan an ultimate party. He said he's wondering why they're in there 40s and 50s and in a fantasy league. Dave said they might want to question that. Michael said that Gary was wearing a Jets jersey to the party. Gary said it was a Jets t-shirt. He said he never wears a jersey.
Michael said that he loves Gary and this is all in fun and jest. He said he has some cool sons and a fantastic home. Gary said that he is looking at a text from a friend who just asked how he doesn't want to grab him by the neck. Michael asked who his friend is. Gary said it's Phil. Michael told Phil to suck his dick. Jon let Gary go after that. Dave asked how great it is that Gary called into his own show.
Jon wrapped up the show and got in some plugs for Sternthology and his guests. They were done around 12:15pm.
Howard Stern is off this week for Thanksgiving vacation. They have Howard Stern's Mammary Lane playing this week with new Wrap Up Shows playing after that. Here are links to my archives for what they played today:
Today's Mammary Lane was over around 11:15am.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he has seen them ding laundry on The Walking Dead and he can't believe JD doesn't know to do it. Jon said he does wash his clothes but the sheets escape him. Jon said now he'll say they're washed even if he's not washing them.
Jon said they heard a segment with JD acting as judge in a contest today. He said one crazy thing is that he's wishy washy and mumbles a lot but when he's judging he becomes serious. He said he called Ronnie's show ''most boringest ever'' and got it canceled. Jon said he thinks JD has that confidence deep down. He said as you get to know JD he's not lacking all around in confidence. He said he can get nervous when he's in the studio with Howard. Rahsaan said when he has one on one with JD he is confident. He said he can see why he struggles when he's in the studio though.
Jon took a call from a guy who said Ronnie is one of those guys who is naturally funny but they don't realize how funny they are. Jon said he is halfway with him there. He said sometimes he doesn't know why he's being funny but he has some awareness of it. He said he knows he's pushing buttons at times. He said sometimes he doesn't know that they're goofing on him like when Jimmy Kimmel came up with the ''More Ronnie'' show name and he didn't get that it was Moron-e.
The caller said he can't believe that JD didn't wash his sheets for a year. Jon said that is true and maybe he just doesn't have a sense of smell. He said maybe he's just used to his own odor. The caller said he washes his pillows every 3 weeks or so. He said they get even more stinky than the sheets. He said he doesn't think anyone could put themselves through something like that. Jon said it is true though. He said if JD has pillow cases he's not washing them either. He said that could be a whole other segment when they come back from vacation. They went to break after that.
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Jon took a call from a guy who said he was wondering if Rahsaan is some football player. Rahsaan said everyone thinks he's him but he's not. He said he will play it up a little when people ask about it.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he was thinking about breaking down the staff and the Wack Packers and give them an epitaph for them all. He asked how they'd break everyone down. He said it's something they can discuss. Jon said it's tough because some of the people have done so much on the show. Jon said they could come up with something that they have done. Jon said even with Howard he's done so many things that he's not sure you could come up with just one thing. Jessica said that's true because there are so many things that everyone has done. Jon said with Gary there are just so many things the list goes on and on and on.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked if they think that JD has matured at all in his time there. Jon said he thinks he has. He said he has a girlfriend and he's been with her for a while now. Jon said that JD has not matured in some ways too. He said the not washing the sheets for a year is one thing that proves that. Jessica said she thinks there are a lot of guys who don't do that. She said her father washes his sheets every day. She said he's obsessive compulsive about it. She said that some guys don't go a year but maybe months. Jon said he's with her there.
Jon asked Rahsaan if he's seen any maturation with JD. Rahsaan said spending time around there he thinks he's seen him grow up in some ways. He said some people take longer than others.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he likes Sal... his phone cut out. Jon said that he was going to say that he thinks Sal is kind of creepy. Jessica said he's not creepy at all. She said he's just another comic. She said she knows a lot of comics and some of them are really creepy. She said he has some issues but everyone does.
Jon said Sal is kind of creepy in some ways when he switches on the nice out of nowhere. He said that everyone is sort of the same way. He said you can find something creepy about everyone there. Jessica said Ronnie is really creepy but Sal is able to play it. Jon said that Richard can get creepy too. They went to break a short time later.
The caller said that he has 3 ins and outs and he has to name who takes it. He asked who the biggest idiot is, KC or Sal. Everyone picked KC. The caller asked about the biggest snitch between Jason and Stuttering John. Everyone agreed it was Stuttering John. The caller asked who the best side man was. Artie or Jackie. Jon said it's Artie for him but it's a tough call. Rahsaan also picked Artie and Jessica did too.
Jon took a call from a guy who brought up the Gary unfriending Howard on Facebook thing. He said he thinks that Howard was over the top on that. Jon said everything they do there is under the microscope. He said that he gets why Gary didn't want to get his balls busted but Howard didn't even realize that he was unfriended. He said once you do that you can't undo it. Rahsaan said the biggest mistake is that Gary revealed it himself. Jessica said she would never unfriend her boss. She said you just can't do that. She said it seems like you have something to hide when you do that.
Jon said that people who hire do want to see what you're up to on Facebook so they will look at your account. He said that Gary thing did lead to two weeks of great radio though.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he thinks Ronnie is an old guy and they could listen to him and learn some things. He said that he bets Ronnie has been saying the stop the clock thing for years. Jon asked what he's learning there. The caller said he doesn't know. Jon said Ronnie is doing that stuff because that's him and his personality. He said in terms of his sex tips he enjoys them but if he attempted to perform any of them on his wife he'd be divorced in minutes. Jessica said she would rather be with a blow up doll than with someone who does those things.
Jessica said she heard Ronnie yelling at someone when she was up there one day. She said she thinks it was JD. Jon said that JD and Ronnie have an interesting relationship. He said that it was like a mentor thing and he's thinking that the mentor has been taken over by the mentee.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that they are wrong about being friends with your boss on Facebook. He said that's a private area of the internet for you and your boss doesn't need that. He said the two things shouldn't mix. Jon said if the boss says he wants to get to know you better then maybe you should. The caller said you can have them over to your house to do that. He said the Facebook thing is too intrusive. He said he unfriended his mother and grandmother. Jessica asked the caller what he does for a living. The guy said he's a chef. Jessica asked if he's the boss there. The guy said he is but the owner is above him. He said he has had friends at other places and he has unfriended them. Jessica said this is a completely different place to work though. The caller said Howard doesn't want to come to your party and he thinks he just wants to complain about things. Jon said he has asked Howard to come to things and he genuinely wanted him to come and Howard genuinely didn't want to.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he has to work today so he thanks them for working. He said it's nice to have them on since he's working. Jon thanked Jessica for coming in and thanked her for working. Jon got in some plugs for Sternthology and ended the show around 11:55am.
Howard Stern is off this week for Thanksgiving vacation. They have Howard Stern's Mammary Lane playing this week with new Wrap Up Shows playing after that. Here are links to my archives for what they played today:
Today's Mammary Lane was over around 11:45am. There was no Wrap Up Show today.
Howard Stern is off this week for Thanksgiving vacation. They have Howard Stern's Mammary Lane playing this week with new Wrap Up Shows playing after that. Here are links to my archives for what they played today:
Today's Mammary Lane was over around 11:50am. There was no Wrap Up Show today.