Howard started off the show talking about how he sometimes sings on the show and he was listening to Riley's show where he sang and now he's thinking that he's going to stop singing on the show completely. Howard played the audio of Riley singing on his show. Riley sings ''Superstitious'' and it's very bad. Howard said he thinks Riley has a good voice because he's heard him sing before. He said there's something there but he's not sure what it is. Howard said he'll have to play more of Riley's show later on.

Howard said that he has a great piece of tape that someone sent him. It's up on YouTube where Underdog Woman posts videos and blogs and stuff. He said he was watching some of that and she sets up her own camera. He said she has a disturbing angle and she's still mad at him. He said she hasn't been on the show in 16 years.

Howard said he asked Gary why they don't offer her a radio show. Gary told him that she wouldn't take it but Howard told him to ask anyway. Howard played some of the audio of her talking about the hecklers that continue to aggravate her year after year after year. She goes off on those people and says that she's getting kicked out of events because of them. She tells Howard to either wise up now or pay later.

Howard wondered how she can still blame him for this stuff. He said she hasn't been on for 16 years and she was probably harassed before he had her on the show.

Howard said that Bubba is doing 27 hours of radio and people wanted him to stay there so they're replaying his morning show instead of doing the live shows in the morning and afternoons. They worked out a deal to keep him there and if you don't like it you can give up your subscription or try some other show.

Howard said Bubba will be doing a live show on Friday morning. He said Bubba is still pretty entertaining with the terrestrial show so it should be fine. Howard said that the reason people are there is because of them and they just give the fans some bonus stuff.

Howard said that they're lucky that the whole thing isn't just bankrupt because they could be gone too. Howard said that the stock is in the toilet with the prices around 13 cents. Howard said it was down to like 8 cents but it shot up to 13 yesterday.

Howard said that people had something before and now that it's changed they're getting upset with it. If it really bothers you that much, just don't pay for satellite radio. Howard said that he knows a woman who was subscribing to XM to hear Oprah. He said he asked her if she would still subscribe if she didn't have Oprah. Howard said she told him that she likes the music there too so she listens to that and not even the Oprah show.

Howard said he wanted to keep Bubba there and that's the deal they were able to work out with him. Howard said he's going to keep doing his show there. Howard said that if you don't like it, just cancel and stop complaining.

Howard asked Robin about this fill and how you know when you're full. Robin said that you feel that you have to go and you let the people know that you're full. She said that if it takes a long time to fill then that's a good fill. Howard asked how long a good fill would last. Robin said she wasn't sure how long it was because there is no timer. She said it might be 45 seconds to a minute and a half.

Howard also asked Robin about how she shows her asshole to the person giving the colonic. Howard asked what happens after you're full. Robin said that the tube goes in once, then you turn on your back. Howard cut her off and said he thought that she was on her front.

Robin said that you're on your side when they put the tube in. Then you lay on your back when they start pumping in the water. Howard said that's what he didn't understand. Robin said that the drape is over you so they don't see anything. Howard said that the tube must be in pretty deep to do all of this. Robin said that it's probably in there at least 4 inches.

Robin said that Howard can ask Artie about this since he had one done. Howard said he's not sure about what Artie is telling them anymore. He can't believe a thing that comes out of his mouth anymore. Howard said that they can't believe anything he says anymore. Robin said it's about time he's smelling the coffee. She said that this is what addicts do.

Howard wondered if Artie feels good when he gets one over on them. Robin said that she thinks that he probably does. She said that Artie probably thinks of them as suckers there, just like the people he used to sucker at pool games. Howard said that he doesn't care if Artie does that stuff as long as he shows up to work and does his job.

Howard read one e-mail where the writer said they should get someone in there who wants to be there. People were saying that Artie was taking advantage of them and they have to get rid of him. Fred was laughing and said that he agrees with Howard on this and it's fascinating to see what Artie is doing. Fred said that there's no reason for Artie to lie to them anymore but he's going to continue to do it. Everything is out on the table already.

Fred was also wondering why Artie got mad at Gary for calling him out on this stuff. He said that doesn't make any sense. Gary didn't do anything wrong.

Howard read some more e-mail about Artie. The fans were saying it was time to get rid of the guy. The fans didn't want to hear so much time spent on the guy.

Howard asked the guys if they think that Artie believes he's in rehab. Robin and Fred said that he does believe it but that rehab isn't a real rehab.

Howard said that one guy said to him that addicts have to hit rock bottom before they'll really get help. Artie is still rising and he's not going to hit that bottom so he may keep this up. Robin said that person told her the same thing so she knows who he was talking about. Howard said he didn't want to say who that person was.

Howard read some more stuff where some fans were saying that Artie needs to hit rock bottom before he's going to get the help he really needs. Some people think Artie will end up dead or in jail over the drug thing.

Howard read some mail about the Bubba the Love Sponge show too. One guy said he canceled his subscription as of 5pm once he found out the show wasn't live anymore. Howard read some other e-mails about that subject. The fans were wondering why they had to hear a pre-recorded show. Howard said that he thought the fans came over there for his show, not for the other shows. Howard said that he's getting angry himself because of what the fans are saying. Howard said he thought he was the cake.

Benjy said he was hoping that Howard would invite them to a New Year's thing so he held out on committing to anything. Howard said that he and Beth thought about doing it but they ended up going to bed at 9 o'clock anyway. Howard said he doesn't want to stay up and talk to people until midnight. Howard said he doesn't really care to do that.

Howard said that he and Beth had Beth's brother over. They had dinner and they were done by 8:15. He said that he apparently broke the news that Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell's twins being born. Howard said that Booker told him that he got a job at K-rock so he announced that this morning too. He said he hopes that's okay to announce on the air.

Howard said that he was talking to Booker about going over to a restaurant on New Year's Even and started his dinner around 9. Howard said that he can't imagine doing that and wondered how anyone can do that. Howard said that some people can drag that out for 4 hours. He said that they sit there talking and talking and it all means nothing.

Howard said that Beth's brother doesn't care if he goes to bed early. He said that the guy sits there, drinks beer and just stays up and watches the New Year's Eve stuff. Howard said that Beth stayed up but she said it was tough staying up so late. Robin said that's because Howard has trained her to go to bed early and get up at ungodly hours.

Howard said that food makes him tired so he has to go to bed early. Robin said that's a problem. Howard said he doesn't understand how people can just sit there. Robin said there are people who enjoy the company of other people. Howard said he's heard about that but he can only take people in small doses.

Howard said his parents will come over and leave right after dinner. He said that the time before dinner is rough because his parents want to be together and talk the whole time. Howard said he just wants them to hang out though. He said that he'll have them over from about 1 until 8 but he'll move dinner to 5 to make it easier. Howard said it's really tough to speak to his parents for that long because he has to yell at them so they can hear.

Howard said that his father will start in on news stories while he's talking about other stuff. He said he'll just interrupt him with other stuff. Howard did his impressions of his father and mother talking to him. He was yelling answers at his parents and saying that he had to make eye contact. Howard said that his sister and her husband just watch and laugh. Howard said that gets on his nerves because she thinks it's funny.

Howard said his father will go on a rant and his sister will laugh with her crazy laugh and she'll say that their father belongs on the air, not him. Robin said that she would watch that program if it was a sitcom. Howard said he did write it up, it was his cartoon ''Howard Stern The High School Years.''

Fred told Howard he could do it as a play. Howard said that he would like to do a one man play but the problem is that it would be more than one man. He would have actors acting out the parts behind him. Howard said that he knows he'd get complaints about doing a show like that if he did it. The same fans writing to him about Bubba are going to write to him and complain about that.

Howard took a call from a guy who wanted to complain about Bubba's show. The caller said that the reason Howard came to satellite is for the freedom. Now Bubba is doing a show where he's censored. Howard told the guy that they have Bubba 5 days a week and one day it's live and uncensored. Howard was telling people to tune into Jim Breuer's show in the afternoon but someone told Howard that Jim is gone.

Gary came in and said that Jim wasn't able to come to terms on a contract so he's gone. The caller said that Oprah hasn't gone, Martha Stewart hasn't gone. Then he said that Howard only does 20 hours a week. Howard said they have a lot of other content on the channels though.

The caller said that they replay the show all day long now and that fills up the time. Howard said that he's going to take off the replays because of him then. Howard told the guy he should cancel if he doesn't like it. The guy said that he can't because there is no other radio to listen to when you're a truck driver.

The caller said he wants a new show to hear when he's driving. The caller said that he wants Bubba live. Howard said he didn't have a good answer for him.

The caller said that they're going to cancel because of this Bubba deal. Howard said no one is going to cancel because of that. Howard said that's ridiculous. He said that no one even knew about Bubba until he put him on.

Howard said that the fans are the bosses now because they pay for the service but they're all turning into assholes now.

The caller said ''Fuck the FCC'' during the call so Howard ended up talking about the SEC and how this Bernie Madoff guy has been turned into them many times over the years and they never did anything about him. Howard said that the government was busy with him instead. Howard said that they had to look into him instead. Howard said that they were looking at him to make sure he wasn't doing insider trading when he announced he was moving to SIRIUS. Howard said that he knew nothing about that stuff.

Howard said that they were busy with him instead of investigating this guy Madoff. Howard said that guy got $50 billion of people's money. Howard said the SEC was also busy investigating Bill Clinton about his blow jobs.

The caller talked about how great the History of Howard Stern was. They talked about some of the stuff they were airing on that like the first time Ralph called in and things like that. Howard also talked about the WNBC days and what a shithole that place was.

The caller was talking about how gorgeous Robin is. Howard said that she's sexy. He said that she has this aura about her when she has that tube shoved up her ass. Howard said that he's really fascinated by that whole colonic thing. Howard talked about some of the stuff that they talked about yesterday with the colonics. He said that the people at the spa she went to were upset that they didn't get to see her shit after they had her take her castor oil.

The guys played Mike Morse's song about Robin's high colonics. Howard said that he wonders what the longest fill ever was for a colonic. Robin said that she's not sure about that. She was also saying that you don't hold that fill once you're full. She said you let it right out once you're full. Howard asked Robin if she will go back to this place she was at. Robin said that she would.

Sal came in and said that he used to clean his ass with a water pik. Howard thanked him for that. Robin went on to say that they have different machines for the different colonics they give. Howard asked if she thinks the people go home and discuss that stuff with their spouses and talk about how great her fills were. Robin said she's not sure about that.

Robin said that everyone at the spa is talking about the stuff that comes through the tube. She said that there was one person who told her about a woman who got addicted to the drink they give you and she ended up having an 8 foot long thing come out of her. She said that it was like an 8 foot long doody. Robin said she's not sure about what was in that 8 feet though.

Howard asked if you lose weight from this. Robin said that you can if you're impacted. Howard wondered why they have to get the feces out of you. He said if it's in there it's in there. Sal asked what happened to just taking a shit.

Howard asked Sal what he's doing in there. Sal said he and Richard were willing to hold their fills to see who could hold it the longest. Howard said they could time Robin at her place and then compare it to Sal and Richard. Robin said that she doesn't do that when she's at home. The guy she uses only does his thing for about 10 seconds.

Sal said that they're willing to inject their asses with fill. Howard said he doesn't think he could handle it for more than a second. He doesn't need anything shoved up his ass. Sal said that Robin should just sit on the toilet and shit. Howard said that's what has caused Sal's hemorrhoids though. Sal said that they're looking pretty nasty these days.

Howard said that when he goes to get his prostate checked the doctor will wipe his ass like a baby. Robin said she doesn't have anything like that done to her.

Gary the Retard said that he's going to kick Zolar's ass and see how he likes it. He said that he's not treating Andrea right. Howard asked if Andrea is into retards. Gary said that she wants to go on the show with him.

Howard said that they used to fly Gary the Retard to New York all the time and when Mel saw that they were doing that back at K-Rock he wondered why they were doing that.

Howard said he had Miss Howard Stern on the phone to have phone sex with Gary. Howard put her on but it turned out to be Richard. Richard told Gary that he was rubbing his vagina for him. He said that his voice was low because he had been smoking all night. ''Andrea'' asked Gary to get naked so he could have phone sex with him. Gary didn't want to do it.

Howard told Richard that he wasn't fooling Gary at all. Howard said he was fooled. He told Gary that they'll look into having Gary on with Andrea for his birthday. Gary said that he wants to go out with her and go to bed with her. Gary said that he has touched her boobs and he has kissed her before too. Gary said that he had felt her boobs over her shirt before.

Howard said he'll talk to Andrea about this but he's not liking what he's hearing. Howard said it sounds like they're trying to pull one over on Gary.

Howard said he was going to play the prank call they did with Gary where they had him having phone sex with Robin. In the call Gary thinks that he's talking to Robin but it's really just audio clips of her. They had her making sounds like she was getting off on his voice. At the end of that call they have Robin saying goodbye to him about 10 times.

Howard said it's funny how Gary isn't retarded when it comes to phone sex. Howard said he's normal there. Howard said he had to go. He said goodbye to him about 20 times as he was wrapping up. Howard said that he thinks that Gary is the guy who has to have the last word in a call like that.

Howard said he had some other Gary the Retard stuff to play. Howard played a prank call they made with Blue Iris and Gary the Retard. Blue was having phone sex with him. Howard said that was gross.

Sal said that Gary sounded like a rocket scientist once he gets into the sex thing. Every guy is on the same plane when it comes to sex, even retards.

Howard played another prank call the guys had Gary make where he called a guy selling beagles and asked him if he was selling bagels. Howard had to go to break after that.

Lisa and Howard talked about the NY Times article and the cartoon they had in the article. Howard said that he thought the article was okay but it kind of missed the point. Howard said he knows that they don't have the same number of people there as they do on terrestrial. Howard said that he came there to build a business and that's what they've done. Howard said that Jay Leno is a shithead too. He said that they quote him talking about how he's no longer relevant and the guy is just a shithead. He said he hopes that his prime time show fails.

Howard went off on Jay for a few minutes and said that the guy wouldn't bring anyone to satellite radio if he had a show there. Howard said the guy is a loser.

Lisa said that they have a story about a doctor who is speaking out against Robin's colonics. The doctor works there at SIRIUS. Howard said that Robin might be addicted to it and she's probably doing it too much. Howard said that the doctor may be jealous of Robin's fill. Robin said she's not the only one getting colonics so there's no reason to be mad at her.

That discussion led to Lisa talking about how she eats Fiber One cereal. Howard said he hates to think about Lisa shitting. Then she revealed that she shits at work almost every morning around this time. Howard said that he would never shit at work. Howard said that's what you should do at home. Howard said that he doesn't do it until he gets home. He said that his body doesn't even kick in until then.

Howard asked Lisa about going into that bathroom where everyone can smell her shit. Howard said that he didn't know that was going on every day there. Howard asked the guys if they had ever walked in and smelled Lisa's shit back there. Howard said that Lisa is really out of it.

Howard said that there's a bathroom at the gym where guys shit and he has to hold his breath when he goes in there like a scuba diver. Howard told Lisa to shit at home. He asked if any of the women there have ever smelled her shit. Lisa said she's not uptight about that though. During that discussion Fred was playing juicy fart sound effects.

Howard said he used to put in 15 hour days at WCCC and he would never shit at work. Howard said he would work in Detroit and never shit there. He said that might happen once in a year or so. Howard said he doesn't want anyone walking in and smelling that.

Howard told Lisa that if she had a better schedule or something then maybe she wouldn't have to shit there. Howard kept asking if anyone there had smelled Lisa's doody. Howard said his mind controls when he has to go and he almost never has to go at work. Lisa said that things just happen and she has to go while she's there.

Robin said that she's on Howard's side in this. She said she tries not to go at work. Howard said that he doesn't want people smelling his stink so he doesn't go there. Howard told Lisa she might need some kind of attitude adjustment because she just doesn't care. Lisa told Howard that he's uptight.

Howard asked Lisa if she had any other news, other than her doody. Lisa said that she spoke to a director down at Hippocrates where Artie went for ''rehab.'' She said that Artie was allowed to leave whenever he wanted to whenever he wanted. She said that they told her that Artie gave himself his own enema. Howard said that he didn't believe that he did that on his own. Howard said that he was lying about that too because Artie told him that he had a guy giving it to him.

Howard let Lisa go after that but he was still wondering about any girls there who had walked in on Lisa. Fred played a toilet flushing sound as Lisa was leaving.

Howard said that the fans got a little carried away claiming that they pay their salaries. They pay 43 cents a day and threaten to cancel. Howard said that if you don't like it just cancel and stop making threats. Howard said he wants to work with Bubba and that's the way they're going to do it.

Howard took another call from a guy who asked what Artie's fill is. He said that he'd like to know how long he can go.

The caller said that Howard was giving his father shit about the VCR thing and wondered what that was about. Howard said that his father wants an old VCR that they don't even sell on ebay anymore. The caller was also going off on Howard about some of the other technology he has and complains about. Howard ended up hanging up on the guy.

Howard said his father still doesn't want TiVo. He said it's so simple though. Howard said that he had his parent's house decorated and his father refused to do any updating. Howard said that his father said they were going to be dead soon and he didn't want to spend money on it. Howard said he told his mother that he would pay for it and his dad got upset about that. He said his father likes the house the way it is now.

Howard said his parents ordered a kitchen table that was supposed to look old. They got the table and got rid of the old table. The new one showed up and his mother didn't like the way it looked. She said that it looked like there were crumbs on it. He said his father told her not to say anything to him because he would get upset. Howard said she told him about it, he got them a different table and got rid of that old one. It turns out they got the exact same table. Now they have no kitchen table because they took both back. His father told his mother not to tell Howard. Howard found out through his sister what was going on so he had to order another table.

Howard said that his father's logic is that they're going to be dead soon and they don't need anything. Meanwhile they might live another 5 years and they'll be miserable the whole time. Robin said that you should live until you die. Don't wait.

Howard told the guy that the stock price is at 12 cents and there's only so much money to go around. Howard said that he's there, Bubba is still there and that's that. The caller said that the hard core Bubba fans are very upset. Howard said he's a hard core fan of Bubba's and he's not upset. Howard said that he'll get over it. Howard told him to get to work. He thanked the guy for the call and let him go.

Howard suggested that if you're not happy, just cancel your subscription and leave him alone. Howard said Bubba will come back there and do his show once he's fired from terrestrial radio. Howard said he'll probably do something stupid to get fired and he'll come back there and do live shows. Howard said he'll probably feel he's under pressure and do something nuts. Howard said that terrestrial radio eventually gets pissed at you and fires you. Howard said that Bubba will be fired eventually, trust him.

Howard said that Bubba will kill a Mexican on the air or something and he'll get fired. Just hold on and they'll have Bubba on satellite doing live shows.

Howard and Robin were coming up with the things that Bubba might end up doing to get himself fired from terrestrial radio. Howard said that they'll definitely do something to upset the people at Cox Broadcasting and he'll be let go.

Howard also talked about how disloyal people are to Artie. He said that the fans want Artie fired now too. Howard said that he never got that much mail about Pig Vomit when he was working at NBC. Howard said that they'd get rid of Artie if he killed someone or something like that. Other than that, he's staying.

Howard said that he read that David Spade is dating Nicolette Sheridan. Howard said that she wasn't too bad looking in person when he saw her. Howard said that David had the baby with Jillian Grace too. He said that they live far apart and he's sure David doesn't want anything to do with that. Howard said Jillian should have had an abortion but it's way too late for that.

Howard said he's not sure how much Spade is seeing that kid. He said he's probably just sending a pay check. Howard said that Dave only went out with her a few times as far as he knows. Neither of them are talking to him about that situation though.

Howard said that Beth was telling him that she would keep the kid if she got pregnant. Howard said she told him that she would leave and divorce him if she did get knocked up. Howard said he won't even visit the kid if she has a kid. He said that he's the biggest baby of them all and if Beth isn't paying attention to him he gets upset.

Gary wasn't able to get a hold of Mike. Gary said that he doesn't get in until 10. His boss, Brad Driver, told him that he heard that Mike hadn't gotten laid yet. He was out visiting his family down in Texas over vacation.

Howard said that he liked the way Mike's mom was saying that she would never speak to him again if he came out gay. Now she's hanging out with him during vacation.

Howard took a call from Bobo who said in 2 years when he calls it quits he's going to get complaints from the fans about any specials that he does. Bobo said he won't be one of those people complaining, he'll take what he can get.

Bobo asked Howard about the fantasy that Beth had about having sex outside in a secluded area. Howard said he and Beth aren't going to do that. He said he'd rather kill himself than risk getting caught and having people take pictures. Howard said that Beth looks great but thinks she's fat. He said he loves that. He said she works out so hard and she never smells bad or anything. He said that her breath doesn't even smell in the mornings. Howard said she barely even shits and he's never caught a whiff of ass or anything.

Robin said she saw that Tim Allen's wife was pregnant. Howard said ''Ohhhh... What a jackass.'' Robin said that they married in October of 2006.

Bobo said that he's pulling the hair out of his head with his 2 year old. Howard said that he doesn't even have any hair to pull out. Bobo said that the kid pulled his wig off the other day.

Bobo asked about the channel 9 shows and what's going to happen to those tapes. Howard said he would buy them all if they'd sell them to him. Howard said he should have owned those shows based on what they paid him back then. Howard said he wants to buy the whole library so he can get the outtakes and stuff.

Fred suggested that they cover Howard's song ''Silver Nickels and Golden Dimes'' that he created when he was a kid. Fred played some of the tape of Howard singing it when he was a kid. Howard said that would be a cool song to cover. He wrote that when he was in 6th grade. Right about the time he said that there was a drum solo in the song that made Robin say ''Oh my god...''

Howard took another call from a guy who asked who was singing that song. Howard told him that was him in 6th grade. It was his band ''Electric Comic Book Formerly The Plumber's Union.'' That's the official full name of the band according to Howard. Fred also played Howard's song ''Psychedelic Bee'' that the band Sugar Ray actually covered one time.

The caller said that the fans are all complaining about the show all the time. He said that they were complaining when he was on vacation. Howard said that the fans think that he should never take vacation.

Howard ended up talking about Robin going over to India one time and how awful that turned out to be for her. She stayed one day but only because she couldn't fly out sooner. Howard said that she wouldn't be able to get her colonics over there. He said that the people there would probably offer to suck the shit out of her ass instead.

The caller mentioned some stuff that Benjy has done and that led to Howard asking Benjy why he doesn't go out and do more stuff. Benjy said that it's a scheduling issue. Howard told Benjy to collaborate with Richard and Sal once in a while. Benjy got up to leave the studio right then. Howard told him to wait until some other time to do that.

The caller said that they have a Best of Artie special up on Howard TV now too. Howard said that just went up and they have some good stuff in there. Lisa Lampanelli hosts that show. Howard said that they have a bunch of highlights from the past year in there. The caller said that they have this great clip of Howard doing some behind the scenes press. He said it must have been some promotion for SIRIUS or something.

The caller said that Geraldo came in to interview Howard and Howard pointed out that he had a ton of make up on his face. Howard said that he was back stage at Bill O'Reilly's show and Geraldo came in and ambushed him. Howard said he had a ton of make up on so he asked him what happened to him. Howard talked about Geraldo being one of those guys who has to knock up every chick he's with.

The caller said that the behind the scenes stuff is great on that Howard TV special. Howard said he didn't even know that the cameras were on him at that time.

The caller said that Fred has been on it today with the sound effects. Howard asked what Fred did. The caller said that the sound effects when Lisa G was talking about shitting were great. Howard said he can't imagine not being embarrassed at all about that stuff. Howard said he had to break after that.

Howard said that they have this chick Whitney Casey coming in next. Howard said that Beth was doing some promotion for something and she had her own morning show. Howard said Beth came back raving about how terrific she was and he thought he might have been able to get a threesome going. He said there may have been some kind of chemistry with Beth and Whitney going on there.

Howard asked Whitney why she left her job in Houston. She said she left to write her book (The Man Plan: Drive Men Wild... Not Away). She said the gig was great and she was having a lot of fun doing it but she got tired of doing it after 2 and a half years.

Howard asked Whitney how she got started. She said she started out as a CNN journalist. She said she didn't really even have any training in that. She was in college and was pre-med. Howard asked her about her SAT scores. She said that she had an 800 on her verbal but about 670 on her math. She was kind of embarrassed by that.

Howard asked how she got on CNN. Whitney said that she was on a local channel and Howard had talked about how hot she was when he saw her on WCBS channel 2. Her first day was on 9/11. She said that she got a call from CNN and they asked her to do some stuff for them.

Howard asked how she got her own show in Houston. Whitney said she was doing a political show on ABC and she wanted to go to the other side and just work for President Clinton on his Clinton Global Initiative.

Howard asked Whitney about going out with Jason Sehorn. She said that she didn't have sex with him the whole time she was going out with him and that was 5 years. She dated him from 19 to 24. She said that she never had intercourse with him. She actually wrote about that in her book. Howard asked what the limits were with them. Whitney said they didn't have sex but they tried other things. Howard figured that she was blowing him. Whitney said that she thinks that he respected her and didn't try to make her go there.

Howard asked about how she relieved Jason's pressure. She said that she would give him hand jobs and blow jobs. She said that it did take a while to get into the blow job territory though. Whitney said that she was a virgin when she got married.

Whitney thought she was young at 24 when she got married. Howard said that's not that young. Whitney said that Jason was pretty young back then too. Whitney said that they did come close to having sex back then. Howard asked if he was dry humping her. Whitney said that she wasn't going to tell Jason's side of the story. She said he was a stand up guy. Robin said of course he was a stand up guy, he never got to have sex.

Whitney said that Jason had a lot of partners before her and he really respected her for being that pure wife. She said that the marriage didn't work out. Howard said that it had to be the sex. Whitney said that it wasn't the sex, things worked out well there. She said that other things went bad within 3 months of the marriage. Whitney said that they didn't have great chemistry mentally. Howard figured that Jason was just a big dummy to her. Whitney said that he wasn't intellectually curious.

Howard said that Whitney needs a mind fuck, that's what it is. Whitney said that might be what it is. She said that they were on their honeymoon and she was reading a book and Jason was digging a hole in the sand. She said that he was happy doing that but he's not stupid. She said that he just wanted different things than she did.

Whitney said that Jason has a great wife and 3 kids now. She said that she didn't value his ethics and morals back then and she looks back on that now. Whitney said that he was really a gentleman and would stand up when she came to the table and stuff like that.

Howard gave Whitney a plug for her book ''The Man Plan: Drive Men Wild... Not Away'' and said you can find out more about her at Match.com too. She's a relationship expert over there.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that Jason must have been a fag not to have banged this chick in 6 years. Whitney said that's not the way it was. She said that their first time was tough too and they ended up going to a theme park the next day so it was tough for her to walk around that day.

Howard said that Whitney dated one of Jason's best friends after they divorced. Whitney said she did that but Jason and that guy are still friends. Whitney said that she actually introduced him to Jason. Howard asked if she banged KC too. She said that she did go out with KC but she didn't bang him. Whitney said that she went out with KC and one of the other guys from the show. They asked her to go out for drinks one night. She said that KC left the bar while she was in the bathroom and left her with the bill. They ended up talking about her on the air the next day.

Howard took another call from a guy who said that Jason was probably digging the hole on the beach to get rid of this bitch because he wasn't getting any. Whitney said that they were married by that point so that wasn't it. She got a laugh out of that call though.

Howard said that Whitney dated Lance Armstrong. She said that she never had sex with him. She said that she felt like Lance was one of the best guy's she met. She said that Lance is a little shorter than her and actually called him tiny. Whitney said that she needs to date someone taller and some guy dumped her recently because she was too large for him. She said that she's a size 4 and 129 pounds. She said that he told her that she was too large and said her hips and legs were just too big for him. Howard said that Whitney might be dating a lot of gay types.

Howard said that Whitney claims that Rocco Dispirito was the best lay she ever had. She also claims that he had a perfect penis. Howard asked what that means. Whitney said that he looks like the statue David. Howard said that statue has a small dick. She said that he's a good looking dude from head to toe and his penis was like a Viagra version of the statue of David.

Howard read that Whitney went out with Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows. She said that she liked him a lot but she just wasn't attracted to him that much. Howard asked her how far they got. Whitney said they only kissed. She said that Adam was stimulating mentally but they just didn't have chemistry. Howard said she seems to be very picky.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that he was annoyed by this chick because you can't take advice from a chick who didn't bang for 6 years. Howard said he has such a gift for gab that he can talk a woman into having sex within weeks.

Howard asked Whitney if she's ever dated a black man. She said she dated a Lebanese man but not a black guy. The guy who told her she was too large was an Indian man. Howard did his Indian impression for her a little bit and Whitney said that was making her feel better.

Howard took some more phone calls and gave Whitney some more plugs for her book. Howard said he was going to read some of the stuff she had in her book. One of her rules is for women to wash their vaginas. She says that anything you eat that's stinky could make it smell down there. Whitney said she learned about the swipe test that guys do to figure out if it stinks down there. Whitney said that there are some feminine wipes that women can use to get rid of the smell down there too. Whitney said she has a story in the book about a woman who gets toilet paper stuck up there and the guy gets totally turned off by it.

Howard said that he puts a canary up there to make sure that it's okay to go in. Howard said that's how you really know. Howard said that he once got a whiff of a stripper's ass at a strip club and that was horrible.

A caller said that he had jerked off a bunch of times thinking about this chick. He said that Howard had turned him on to her a few years ago when she was local. The guy was asking if she had dated any Puerto Ricans. She said she hasn't yet.

Howard read some more stuff from Whitney's book. She has some suggestions for women and what they should eat on the date. She suggests veggies and stuff like that. She also suggested that women just master a couple of meals instead of going nuts and learning to cook tons of stuff.

Howard said that Whitney suggests that women wear something that shows their nips. Howard said he likes that idea. He said that he sees women trying to hide that stuff and that's just wrong. Howard said that he wasn't seeing nip this morning on Whitney though. She said that maybe she wasn't excited. Howard asked Whitney what size boobs she had. She said they're C cups and they're implants. Howard said he likes that she went that extra mile. She said that her boobs were different sizes from playing volleyball so she did that to even them out.

Howard read some other suggestions from Whitney about bra types and things like that. Whitney said that a lace bra shows everything and that's fine for after 9 o'clock. She said that's not what you wear when you're going shopping.

Howard read that talking dirty in bed is good but don't start off with that right away. Whitney said that she thinks that a woman should show that she's adventurous. Howard asked her how often she vibrates herself. Whitney said that she does use one but not every night. Whitney said that she's single now and hasn't gotten any since July. She said that it was the Indian guy back then.

Howard asked Whitney if she would take her fingers and rub herself in front of a guy. She said that she will do stuff for guys if she's in love with them. Whitney said that she asked men what they want their women to do as far as hair removal and they prefer laser. Howard said that he would shave his woman down and that's what he would do to her. Whitney said that she can't think about that with him because of Beth.

Howard asked Whitney if she's ever completely shaved herself. She said that she never has. She said that she just has a little patch on the playing field.

Howard talked about a few other things that are in Whitney's book and checked out the picture of her in the book. He said that she wasn't dressed sexy in the picture. She said she's trying to sell this book to women, not to men.

Whitney said that she does video clips on Match.com so he could check her out over there. She said that they're just releasing the videos today actually.

Whitney said that she's still learning about sex positions and stuff so she didn't have a number when Howard asked her about that.

High Pitch Eric called in and said that her voice was turning him on. He said he's 6'1'' tall so he's the right height for her. Howard said that Eric might not be smart enough for her. Eric said that he's smart but he is a little out of shape. Robin pointed out that he's the winner of the Craptacular too.

Howard took another call from a guy who asked if there's anything in the book about how women can keep a man. She said that there is. She said that the book is really for just getting the guy though.

Another caller told Howard to get this ''Amazon bitch'' on the Sybian because they've never had a 6 foot tall woman on the thing before.

Another caller said that there was an article about Whitney down in Houston where they rip her journalistically. She thought that it was just someone writing in a blog or something and not from the papers down there.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked about her Christian beliefs and stuff like that. Another guy asked Whitney if she swallows at all. Whitney said that you have to talk to your guy about that stuff. Howard said that some guys might feel that the woman doesn't love him if she doesn't swallow. Whitney said they have to talk to their men about that if they can't do it. Whitney said that she talks to men about that. She said that she wouldn't talk about that and avoided answering the question. Howard wrapped up with her a short time later and went to break.

Howard came back and said that he doesn't get Beyonce music. He had the top 5 songs to play after that. Taylor Swift was at number 5. Gary said that they might be getting her up there soon. Howard said that Kanye West, T.I. and a few others were on the top 5. He said that Pink has a good song out now that's good. He said he likes some of her stuff.

Howard played a new Baba Booey song parody that was to the tune of a Nirvana song. Howard said that they're going to be playing Stump the Booey soon and they're looking for contestants to play. He said that you can send them an e-mail to contest@howardstern.com for that.

Gary said that High Pitch Mike was there so he sent him right in. Howard said that Mike was looking better and his face seemed to clearing up after he came out of the closet. Howard asked him if he's dating yet. Mike said that he has a date this week. Mike was saying that the guy is younger than him. He said his cut off age is 19.

Howard asked if he's feeling better about himself now. Mike said that he is. Mike said he's met some people out at parties and stuff. Howard wanted to hear some stories but Mike wanted to save them for when Artie is there so he can gross him out. Howard said they're not going to wait for Artie.

Mike said he hasn't had any sex lately but he did have sex before he came out of the closet. He said that he's been watching some of the gay porn that they gave him too. Howard asked what he likes to see in those. Mike said it doesn't matter.

Howard asked Mike if he talked about the gay thing with his family during vacation. Mike said that he didn't really bring it up and it was like any other vacation. Mike said his mother is worried about him being safe and stuff. Mike said that he will be safe. Howard asked him if he's going to put a condom on the guys when he blows them. Mike said he may not blow guys. He said that it was a good question though and he wasn't sure if he'd put a condom on. Mike said that this guy he knows definitely doesn't have herpes in the mouth or anything. Howard told him that he doesn't know that for sure.

Howard asked Mike if he spits or swallows. Mike said he never said he blew guys. Mike laughed and said that he would just say he spits. Howard said he can't believe that he won't say he blows guys. Mike said he doesn't have to give them every detail.

Howard asked Mike if he's going to put a rubber on if he's getting a blow job. Mike said that it depends on who it is. Robin asked about the anal thing. Howard told him that he has to put one on when you do that. Howard said he has to have that when he's getting it up the ass. Mike said that he's not going to take it up the ass. Fred said that all of these gay guys come in there claiming they never get it up the ass but someone must be. He wondered what's going on there.

Mike said that he's been with only a few guys and he's never been fucked in the ass. Howard said that there must only be a couple of guys out there who do take it up there. Howard asked Mike if he can taste what the guy has been eating when he takes a load. Mike laughed and told him to stop. Robin said that she can't taste anything.

Richard came in and asked Mike if he wanted to demonstrate his blow job techniques on a banana. Mike told him to get out of there with that. Mike said he was going to take this date out to this place right across the street from Richard's apartment and he thought about introducing Richard to the guy. He said he thought better of it and figured that would be a way to end it really quick.

Howard asked Mike about what he's going to do for this date and if he's going to pay. Mike said that he will pay since the guy is just out of college and he's not making much money yet. Howard thanked Mike for the update and let him go after that.

Robin suggested that they do a gay dial-a-date with him. Howard said that he wasn't sure he wanted to do that.

Steve said that Artie is quoted in a Philly paper where he says that Honesty is something he really admires. Steve said that they have a story about Howard's SIRIUS ad running on his old terrestrial station K-Rock. Howard said that no one should feel threatened by that because the ad is so bland. Howard said that it was very simple and all he did was tell people to join them there at SIRIUS XM.

Steve said that Captain Janks may have another bar owner upset with him for not showing up for another appearance. Howard wanted Janks to call in and explain what he's doing to these people. They had to go to break after that.

Howard had Robin start her news after Fred played a Dan the Song Parody Man song about Robin's boobs to the tune of ''Rebel, Rebel.''

Howard said that they were reading about Al Franken yesterday and they were going to try and put him in office today but the guy he was running against is going to challenge it. Howard said he cant blame either side for challenging it after what he heard about the votes being found in the trunk of a car. Howard said he's glad to see Al Franken win, he likes him. Howard said that a lot of people apparently hate the guy though. Robin had some audio clips from that story so they went through all of that before moving on to other stuff.

Howard said that this country really seems to be falling apart. They can't even count the votes. Howard said that they need someone like Jeff Shick (from IBM) to help them organize and overhaul the whole voting system. Howard said that it's crazy that they can't get it right.

Robin also had some news about Caroline Kennedy so they spent some time talking about that. Howard talked about a speech she made recently and how she had a lot of ''um'' and ''you know'' comments during that speech. Howard said that these people really have to earn those spots that they take. Howard said that he thinks that he's still the common man and he wants to see someone work for something like that. Robin said that Howard isn't the common man now. Howard said that no one gave him anything, he had to work to get what he has. He said that these Kennedy's and Bush's get jobs based on who their families are. Howard said that George Bush had to run for President but this Kennedy didn't.

Howard also talked about what's going on in Chicago and what a joke that is. Robin had some news about that as well. She had some audio clips that she had Howard play. Howard said that he's heard that they don't have a very strong case against this Illinois Governor. Robin said that they've only really given one side of the story there so maybe the guy has a defense for what he was doing.

Robin read about Oprah Winfrey's announcement that she's over 200 pounds. Howard said that you'd think that she'd be able to keep it under control with the personal chefs and stuff she has around her. He said that she's a bullshit artist anyway and tells her fans that she has a condition that won't allow her to lose weight. He said you know that's a bunch of bullshit.

JD said he found an edited version of the Caroline Kennedy speech that Howard was looking for earlier. It was edited down though. Howard said that Dan the Song Parody Man is working on a version of JD's favorite techno song mixed with some of those David Lee Roth sound board clips. He played that for Robin and they seemed to think it was pretty good.

Howard played some of the Caroline Kennedy ''you know'' comments that were taken from her speech. Howard said it wasn't really fair to take the edited version but he heard that the speech was pretty bad. Howard said he's heard that people do that to sound smarter than they really are. Robin said they said the same things about Ted Kennedy when he was first starting out and he's done fine. Robin said that Caroline might be good because people are going to want to know her and want to work with her based on who she is. She does have that advantage.

Robin had some more Oprah Winfrey audio clips. She says that she's embarrassed by her weight gain. Howard said that she's not embarrassed. If she was, she'd do something about it.

Howard said he was getting a report that Lisa G had just walked into the bathroom. He wondered what that was going to smell like. Howard said it was weird thinking about that going on as they're on the air. Fred played the theme to 2001 a Space Odyssey theme music with some fart sounds in it.

Howard played the Oprah Winfrey audio clips and goofed on her about all of that. Robin said that she had some audio of Richard Simmons talking about helping her out lose her weight. Richard was close to crying in that clip. Howard said he thought Richard was coming in. Gary said that he was scheduled but they had to cancel. He might come in later.

Howard and Robin were talking about how in shape Barack Obama seems to be. Howard said that he might be spending too much time in the gym and he may have to give that up and concentrate on the country. Howard said by 2012 Barack had better have man boobs.

Robin said that she had a story about an airline that had apologize to a Muslim family for kicking them off after they talked about the safest part of the plane. She aid that now she has a story about a man who was forced to cover up Arabic writing on his shirt getting a $240,000 settlement for being ''hurt'' over that. Howard said that this country is nuts. He can't believe they paid the guy that kind of money.

Robin said that a 4 year old boy shot his 18 year old babysitter with gun he pulled from the closet. The kid was upset when the babysitter stepped on his foot.

Robin had more news about John Travolta's son Jett's death. She said that they cremated the child and they're on their way home with the ashes. Howard and Robin talked about that for a short time. Howard was goofing around joking about the way they do autopsies down there in the Bahamas.

Janks said that Langford is instigating these stories so he can get them on the air. Janks said that he did miss the one appearance but this whole thing is causing the other places to cancel him.

Janks said that he's getting ready to release a DVD and this is messing with his life. Howard asked Janks if he gave back the money to the first appearance that he missed. Janks said that he did. Langford said that they have contract after contract from people who claim that Janks hasn't shown up for his appearances. Langford said that Janks gets the check months before the appearances, cashes them and then doesn't show up.

Janks asked Steve if he ever thought that they were going to cancel him when he brought this story up on the air. Langford and Janks were going back and forth on that but Steve wasn't letting Janks speak.

Janks said that he had at least 10 people call and cancel him. Janks said that he was told that his appearances were canceled and he wasn't going to give back the money. Janks said that when Steve announces this stuff on the air it's going to lead to people canceling on him. Janks said that he signs contracts to make these appearances and then these places cancel on him. He's not the one not showing up.

Steve said that Janks is due in court this month for one of these places that he didn't show up to. Janks said that this is from the first one. Steve said that Janks hasn't spoken to them at all. Janks said that he will only speak to Howard. He said that he thinks Langford is a piece of shit.

Steve said that they're getting bombarded by stories about Janks using Howard's name. Steve was saying that Janks claims that he will plug his appearances to the best of his abilities on the Stern Show. Janks isn't trying to do that though according to Steve. Janks got in a plug for an appearance he's making this weekend. Janks got in a couple of those plugs.

Steve said that Janks is supposed to do it to the best of his abilities and he's not doing that. Howard said that he is because he doesn't get on the air all the time.

Howard told Janks that he was going to tell him what to do. He asked Janks about what's going on with this first appearance he missed. Janks said that the guy wanted to sue him for multiple times what he was paid so he hasn't paid that back.

Steve said that they've heard from other people who claim that they've had the same thing done to them. Janks said that they've never come to any of his appearances to see him do what he does. Steve said that they would love to report the stories that Janks would like them to if he can prove them to be true. Janks said that these are small bar owners who are devastated by these deals.

Howard told Janks he should just call these people and tell them that he's willing to do the appearances and he'll even plug them for him on his show. Howard told Janks to go to those people and let them know that he'll do his best to plug the appearances.

Steve said that the contract makes it appear as if Janks is going to plug their bars on Howard's show. Howard said that it is kind of misleading. Janks said that he lets the people know that he's not on the show, he's just a Wack Packer who has been on the show.

Steve said that the contract they have shows that Janks claimed he was going to plug his appearances at the bar on Howard's show from August until the time of the event. Steve said that he spoke to this woman from a bar who says that she doesn't want Janks to show up to her bar this Friday even if he wants to. Howard said that's not fair to Janks.

Steve said that the numbers that Janks gives these people don't work and they're unable to get in touch with him. They try to send him letters at his post office box and stuff and those letters are returned to her.

Howard said that he had another guy on the phone who claims that he worked with Janks and he was great. The guy said that he did a commercial with him at Bethlehem Brew Works and they did just fine. The guy said that the only problem they had was the plugs that Janks promised them. The promotion itself went fine though.

Steve wanted proof that this guy was telling the truth. The guy told Steve to talk to the people at the bar and speak to them. Steve took down the information. The guy said that the appearance was awesome as far as he's concerned.

Janks said that Steve isn't going to let this go and all he wants to do is hurt people. Janks said that he's been doing this trivia show at one place every week for 8 years now. Janks said that Steve is an asshole and there are a lot of people who want to get back at him. He said that Steve's new name is John DeBella.

Steve asked Janks if the story was true or not. Howard said that it does sound like Janks has a point. He said that Janks is claiming that these people are canceling on him and, if that's the case, maybe Janks is right.

Janks said that every time Steve talks about this stuff it makes it worse for him. Janks said that it's like fuel on the fire when Steve talks about this. Steve said that he's a huge fan of what Janks has done. Howard said that he's a buddy of his too. Janks asked Steve to back off a little bit. He'd like his 20th anniversary to be a positive thing and not this negative.

The caller who said that things worked out with Janks also said that the claims of Janks getting plugs on the show might be a little misleading. The guy said that he didn't see the contract himself so he doesn't know exactly what it says. Janks said he would reword it if they wanted him to. Howard said it sounded fine to him as ''to the best of his abilities.''

Howard was going to wrap up but Janks and Langford continued to argue for a few minutes. Janks asked if Steve would ever say anything positive about him. Steve said he has done positive stories about him in the past. Benjy asked Steve if he's got any proof that the bars, other than the one, who say that Janks hasn't shown up. Howard had to cut them off around that time because it was getting to be too much.

Ralph called in and said that Janks sounds like a pussy asking them to lay off on him. He said that Janks jerked people around on the phones for years. Janks said that he was making a good point there. Ralph also wondered what kind of appearances Janks is making. Janks talked about what he does and said that he gives out his CDs and does prank calls on stage at these places.

Howard let Janks go after that. Janks said that he's going to be at Dags this weekend even though the owner doesn't want him there.

Howard said that all sounds crazy to him. He said that as far as he knew Janks had been showing up to all of these places for the past 20 years.

Robin read some news about the Laura Bush writing a book. Robin also said that she had a story about drinkers having more sex partners. Robin had a story about Alex Rodriguez being with Madonna. She said that A-Rod was apparently turning down Donna Karin at a party recently because he's still so into Madonna.

Robin read a story about Bernard Madoff not being put in jail. He's still out on bail. Howard said he read that he was mailing his jewelry to family members and stuff. Howard said that this guy stole $50 billion and doesn't get put in jail while guys who steal less are locked up. That led to Robin talking about how she almost walked out of a store with a top on that she hadn't purchased. She said that she didn't realize that she hadn't taken it off. Howard said that was just a one time thing. Robin was comparing that to Winona Ryder doing that multiple times and claiming that she had just forgotten to take clothes off before leaving stores.

Robin said that Rip Torn has gotten into some trouble for driving drunk. Howard said that if someone changes their name to Rip Torn, they should be locked up.

Robin had a story about the head of the CIA and had some people bad mouthing the guy. Robin also had some news about President Bush talking about what's going on over in Israel.

Robin also had a story about a former Vogue cover girl who is being defamed on the internet by someone. She doesn't know who it is so she's going to court to try and get Google to reveal the name of the person who is doing it. Howard said that he doesn't get the internet because they can trace some of these people. Howard mentioned that Benicio Del Toro is going to be in tomorrow. Robin said she has to ask him about a story she heard about Scarlett Johansson banging him in an elevator. Howard told her to save that for tomorrow.

Robin said that they had some audio of a guy talking about John Travolta identifying his son after his death. The guy said that it was ''riveting'' when he saw it going on. Howard said that was a weird comment.

Robin had some audio of Kate Hudson talking about doing a movie with Anne Hathaway. Howard asked if she was in one good movie. Robin said she was in ''Almost Famous.'' Howard said that was 100 years ago.

Robin said that the new movie ''Gran Torino'' is coming out. Howard said he wants to see that but the movie companies won't send it to him. Robin had some audio of an actor talking about doing the movie. She had some other movie news that she went through. Robin had some audio clips of some actors talking about that. They ended the show a short time later, around 11:00am.

Jon asked Gary if he wants to eat out that late at night. Gary said that he could do what Booker did with his party but he's not sure he could sit there from 9:30 and celebrate New Year's Eve.

Jon brought up the Lisa G pooping at work thing and asked Gary about that. Gary said that they've worked at some really gross places like K-Rock. Gary said that the bathroom there was really disgusting and it was like playing a game show because there would always bee something gin the toilet in one of the three stalls. Gary said that Artie has probably never made a number 2 there at SIRIUS. He's got issues with doing that stuff.

Jon took a call from a guy who said that they need to have a theme song for Lisa where they sing about her taking a shit at work. Gary said that's a good idea. They need to find a good song for her though. Jon thanked the guy for the call. Gary tanked him for the salary too.

Jon said that Howard seemed pretty fired up about that paying their salary story this morning. Gary said that people do get fired up about stuff they do there. Gary said that he got a 3 page letter from a guy who was so upset about the channel Backspin. The guy was so disgusted that they took the channel away that he wrote a 3 page letter about it. Jim McClure said that they're actually bringing that channel back.

Gary said that Janks waited a little long to call in and complain about what Langford was doing to him. He said that he may have waited too long. Gary said that Steve might be on to something but he's really not positive what it is.

Benjy said that Steve presents it as fact and makes it appear that Janks is guilty. Gary said that Steve does have 3 copies of contracts and canceled checks and they all claim that Janks hasn't showed up. Gary said one of them was a place that canceled Janks though.

Jason said he thinks that Langford is off on this one. He said that Steve is making it seem like the guy is guilty and Janks might not be. He said that Janks is telling his side of the story but Steve just attacks him when he tries to defend himself. He said that it does seem like he's railroading the guy. Gary asked if he thinks that these three people are saying this just to screw Janks over. Jason said that they don't know all of the details and there may only be two bars that actually had problems with Janks.

Benjy said that it does seem like Janks might be okay with the contract because he does say that ''to the best of his ability'' he will try and plug the appearances. Jason said that Langford really comes across as if he's trying to railroad the guy.

Jon took a call from a guy who said that Langford is a great reporter and if you're getting corroboration from 6 different people, Steve might have something there.

The caller asked if they could have a moratorium on the Artie thing on the Wrap Up show. He said ti's getting really tired. He said that he doesn't want to hear the so-called professionals talking about Artie and giving their diagnosis. Gary said that what happens is that they see people who want to talk about Artie and they end up getting sucked into their other stories.

Jon took another call from a guy who said that Gary dropped the ball again. He said that they should have had one of the bar owners on the phone during that Janks discussion. Gary said that they didn't expect him to call in and Steve had all of the phone numbers for the bar owners. Gary said if he had one of the people on the phone he would have put them right up.

The caller said that it's kind of unusual for Janks to get his payment up front from the time he signs his contract. Gary said that he's right on with that. Gary said that once you promote a club you have to have payment because they won't pay you if they get what they wanted. Gary said that he always gets payment up front too because he got screwed one time.

The caller said that they should get paid 50 percent up front and the other 50 percent once they make the appearance. Jason said that these people have to remember that Janks is a gas station attendant who makes prank phone calls. Jason agreed that he should get paid up front but the bar owners have to remember that they're hiring these wack jobs who are on the show to make the appearances.

Gary said that they have one of the biggest whack jobs on the show who shows up to every appearance and that's Beetlejuice. HE's never heard a complaint about him not showing up. Jason said that's his handlers who make sure he shows up.

Jon took a call from a woman who said that Langford did the same thing to Fred and only took one side of the story there. Jason said that Steve did that to him and ran with the story. Jon said that Steve eventually came out and said he was wrong about that though. The woman on the phone didn't remember hearing that. Jason said that it seems like whoever gets to Langford first is the one who is right.

Jason said that Steve won't read the Page 69 stuff because he claimed that they had to have two sides to any story. That's not what he's doing with this whole thing. Jason also said that Langford isn't a real journalist, he came from Hard Copy.

The woman on the phone said she thinks that Langford is kind of being a hypocrite. She said that before Artie went to Iraq Steve came on the air and announced where they were going. Gary said that he admitted he was wrong for doing that.

Tim said that they have to give the show some time before they react. He said that Bubba has only done one show so far and they should come back to him in 60 or 90 days and talk to him about it then.

Tim was going on and on about how they're going to make things better as they go along. The caller asked when the show is going to be on. Tim said that it's going to be live on Friday from 10am to 2pm. That's an exclusive show on Friday. They're also going to be developing other content around Bubba's show for SIRIUS. Tim said that the channels will never be stagnant. He said that they're still trying to find their way and it's going to evolve and change.

Gary said that he was reading something from Bubba's web site or blog where he talked about how he was leaving the house at 4 in the morning and getting home at 7 or 8 at night and going straight to bed. Bubba wasn't able to do two shows anymore because it was causing so many problems.

Tim asked the caller to give it the benefit of the doubt and listen for 60 or 90 days to give it a chance. Jason said that Bubba's show could be better in time but it's not going to be the same show they had when it was uncensored on SIRIUS. Tim said that they've added a few markets on terrestrial and that show is evolving as well. He said that it's not just a local show anymore.

Gary kept calling the caller ''Amy'' but it was actually Jamie. She kept correcting Gary so by the end of her call he was doing it on purpose. She said she was going to kick his ass if he kept doing that.

Tim said that people are passionate about this whole thing and they all participate in it and that's what's so great about being part of this business. Tim was all fired up about that stuff. They had to take a break a short time later.

Gary said that he saw Lisa G disagreeing with almost everything that Whitney was saying. She didn't agree with the thing about carrying around the wipes and stuff.

Jon said that there was a lot of talk about the intellectual thing. Gary said that was odd that she didn't know that Jason Sehorn wasn't an intellectual until 6 years into the relationship. Gary said that there's no way he would have waited 6 years to have sex with a girl. Gary said that he has broken it off after just 5 weeks.

Jon played a quick clip of Whitney talking to Howard about her relationship with Jason Sehorn. It was where Howard was taking to her about the break up with Jason. Jon and Benjy talked about that a little bit. Jon said that during the break when Whitney had left, Whitney thought that she had seen Fred before. Fred joked that maybe she knew him from sitting next to Benjy. She looked at Benjy in horror and said that it definitely wasn't because of that.

Jon took a call from a guy who asked why this chick was even on the show. Jon said that she had some interesting stories to tell and Howard was able to do what he does with her. The guy thought the interview was too drawn out and the fans on SternFanNetwork were in agreement with that. Jon said that it goes that way with any guest on the show. The caller agreed they can't hit a home run every time.

The caller said that he was able to hear Bubba the Love Sponge when he was on terrestrial radio and it just wasn't good back then. He said that they eventually switched to a rap format. The guy said that he's not sure that the show is going to work out on terrestrial radio. Jon said that everyone said they were going to cancel if Bubba wasn't on. He's still on but the show is going to be different. Jon said that they still do crazy stuff on terrestrial radio and they have to give it a chance and not judge it on just one day.

Jon took another call from a woman who said that she thinks that anyone who doesn't' check out the merchandise before they marry it has something wrong. She said that people need to figure out if they're going to be able to stay with these people. Benjy said that some people want to be virgins until they're married and that's fine for them.

JD was in and said that he thinks that people should have sex before they get married. He said that it could turn out to suck if you don't try it out before you get married. Jon asked JD how long he could wait with someone like Whitney. JD said he wasn't sure. He said that he'd have to get something from her within a couple of dates. Benjy laughed and asked JD if he was serious that he'd only wait a couple of dates for something from her. JD said that it all depends on how things are with someone like that. He said that it depends on the way she gives a blow job and stuff like that.

The caller said that she agrees with Howard and Tim about the fans complaining all the time. She said that she's willing to give Bubba a chance with the new show. Jon said that you really do have to stick through it and find what you like and dislike and just give it a fair shot.

Jon took another call from a guy who said that he wanted to talk about Captain Janks. He said that he thinks that Steve is an asshole for only getting one side of the story. Benjy said that he did try to get in touch with Janks but he wasn't able to get him. Jon asked JD what he thought about all of that. JD said that he's in a weird position there. He said he likes Steve but he's not sure what to think about his reporting. Jon asked JD who he thinks has a good relationship with Steve there. JD wasn't sure but thought that it might be Benjy. They had to end the show a short time later.

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