Howard started the show talking about the hurricane that's heading up the coast. Robin said it's coming up the eastern seaboard. She said they have watches along the shore in Maryland, New Jersey and Long Island. Howard wondered if he should not go out to his house out on Long Island. Robin said they're not sure where it's going to land.

Howard said he hates hurricanes. He said they could stop them with chemicals and he's not sure why they don't. He said they could stuff up the volcanos with concrete too.

Howard asked what happened with the BP oil spill. Robin said when she reads about it they say the water is clean and other people say that it's not. She said they are fishing down there and they think it's safe.

Howard said he has a bunch of things to talk about. He asked Robin what she wanted to hear. He said he had a story about Ronnie and Mike Gange being really creepy out in Las Vegas. Howard said they were out there to do an appearance and Ronnie was really being creepy. He said his personality is vomitus. Howard said he's never thought about putting Ronnie out there as a representative. He just needed him to do security there and drive him around. Howard said now he's hanging out at Rick's Cabaret and making appearances.

Howard said Mike Gange gets to pick and choose what he wants to cover and he always manages to cover Ronnie when he's out at the strip clubs. Howard said Gange was being really creepy out there too. He said the whole thing is just whack. He said it's all about his name and getting it out there for the girls. He said Ronnie really isn't from the Howard Stern Show.

Howard said Gange had to go to the emergency room the night before because he was so sick. He said he's fat and sick. Ronnie came in and said that he was fine the whole trip. They got out there Sunday morning and Gange was fine. He said Gange had to go eat before they got on the airplane. Ronnie said he didn't have to eat anything himself. He said Gange sat down and had a whole meal. Ronnie said they had an 11:30 in the morning flight. Ronnie said Gange asked him to watch his equipment while he went to eat. Ronnie said there was a hot chick sitting across from him. He said Gange came back and asked if he saw the chick. Gange said he never gets chicks sitting near him on the plane.

Ronnie said Gange was hacking and coughing and he got to sit in row 17. Ronnie was in row 20. The hot chick went and sat right next to Gange. He texted him and said he finally had a hot chick. They had two hot flight attendants too. He told Gange to find out her name. Gange told him not to worry.

Ronnie said he fell asleep and walked to the back of the plane. Gange was coughing and sneezing and the girl was passed out against the window. He said Gange didn't even bother talking to her because he was hacking and coughing.

Ronnie said they were out there for some strip club awards show and they had a good time. He said they had a full slate of things to do out there.

Howard said the whole thing was creepy. He said Ronnie has become the strip club king somehow. He said the girls must think he owns a club or something.

Howard said he had some audio from the awards show they were at. They give away awards for the best clubs and for employees. Howard said Ronnie was hosting but Ronnie said he was just a presenter. Ralphie May was the host and Ronnie said he did a great job.

Howard said he had to play Ronnie's appearance. He was introduced as Howard's personal bodyguard. They also said that he was a former staff Sargent in the national air guard. Howard wondered how they knew that. Ronnie said he didn't tell them any of that stuff. He's not sure where it came from.

In the clip Ronnie goes up and says that he was told to just keep it simple and not go too crazy because this was a corporate thing. Then Ronnie starts cursing and talking about how dirty Ralphie May was. Howard said this was Ronnie doing his stand-up act. Ronnie said it was no stand-up. Howard said he's like Ronnie Dangerfield. Ronnie goes into his award introduction after cursing out the guy who told him to be cool and calm up there. Robin told Ronnie that he's no Rodney Dangerfield so that's why he was told to stay calm.

Howard played some more of the audio of Ronnie reading the award nominees. He asked why there was no music. He got a little bit and then cursed the band out.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked how old Ronnie is. Ronnie asked why it matters. The caller said he should behave himself when he's up on stage like that. Howard said he doesn't come off well when he curses the way he does. Ronnie said he knows. He was just brushing off the comments from Howard and the caller.

Howard said they're going to air this stuff on Howard TV starting tomorrow night. He said he makes the people on Jersey Shore look like nothing. He said he has more tape of Ronnie evaluating girls and that's really creepy.

The caller asked what all of these guys are going to do if he reads radio. Howard said he wants to leave just to see what Ronnie does. He said Ronnie will be sitting in his house. Ronnie said he'll still be driving Howard around. He said he's not going to be sitting around doing nothing.

Howard said Ronnie is really interesting compared to that guy ''The Situation.'' Howard said if he's lucky enough he'll be back to driving a limo again. He said maybe Ronnie can show up and do his ''fuck'' routine for passengers like this caller.

Howard said that Ronnie was telling him that no one uses a limo anymore. They all take Town Cars, Escalades and things like that. Howard said he and Imus are the only ones taking a limo. Howard said that's what it was all about back at NBC so that's why they still do it. Everyone else is about not using gas guzzlers.

Howard said that at NBC he had to be on par with that shit so he demanded a limo. Now he likes it so he keeps it. Howard said he has some privacy in the car now so he doesn't have to interact with the driver. Howard said he doesn't care that they use a lot of gas. Ronnie said the SUVs use even more gas than the limo.

The caller said they have to replay the time Ronnie talked about the petcock in the limo. He said that was some great stuff. Howard let him go after that.

Howard played more of Ronnie's speech up on stage at the award show. Robin said she was missing the flow of the whole thing. She told him to stop cutting him off. Howard hit rewind and started it over again. Then he cut him off again when he asked about the sunglasses he was wearing inside yesterday. Ronnie said he was outside and came back in and left his glasses in his car. He said everyone made a federal case about it on the Wrap Up Show yesterday. Howard said he looks like the man with x-ray vision.

Howard had some other audio clips of Ronnie messing with people. Ronnie said they were doing shows at this club and he was co-hosting with this girl Jade Sinclair. Howard played that clip and Ronnie was up on stage talking about the award show from the night before. Ronnie said they were going to get the party started. He wasn't getting much of a reaction from the crowd. Ronnie asked if anyone was there. They gave him a little bit of a cheer. Howard told Ronnie he should leave now because he's going to goof on him. He said it's really creepy the way he interacts with the girls. Ronnie went off to go to the bathroom.

Howard said Gange was following Ronnie around and he was looking like a creepy old man. Ronnie came up with definitions for each girl and he had a whole shtick going on with them. He said they had to be nice to him because they know he's got some kind of tie in with Lonnie at Rick's. Howard said that Gange was following him around with the camera too.

Howard played a clip where Ronnie was talking to one of the girls and saying she was adorable. Ronnie told her she was awesome on the Sybian too. Then Ronnie moves on to another girl and tells her what her definition was. He said she's got some great eyes and he wanted to fuck the shit out of her. He was describing her tattoos and stuff and talking about how he wanted to fuck the shit out of her. Howard said this is going to be the creepiest special on Howard TV.

Robin said she's not sure if Ronnie or the Sybian guy is creepier. Howard said Ronnie continues on with another girl. He talks to her about her last name, Ryder, and jokes about it being like ''Ride Her.'' Ronnie then says he's writing his own dictionary and gives her a definition. Ronnie paused and gave her a definition.

Ronnie came back in and told Howard it was Gange who was encouraging him to come up with the definitions. Howard said Gange saw how creepy he was and told him to keep going. He said they were two creeps from the Howard Stern Show.

Howard said Ronnie was up to the third girl and she was rubbing his nipples. He said he wanted to throw up from that. He's not sure if he'll be able to watch that special. He said he knows it'll be big on Howard TV though. Howard said Ronnie is like Hugh Hefner with the definitions. He said Ronnie gets really creepy when he's talking about wanting to fuck these girls. He said he must be fucking some of them. He said the girls must fall for this crap.

Howard played more of the clip and Ronnie was getting his nipples rubbed by the girl and she was saying she has a nipple fetish. Howard said she must have a liver spot fetish too. Ronnie responded to the girl saying he knew she had that fetish. Howard played more of the clip and Ronnie wasn't even able to talk while she was rubbing his nipples. Howard said Ronnie doesn't need Viagra, that's for sure. He said he became Hugh Hefner.

Howard said Ronnie's nipples are covered in massive amounts of hair. He said he can't wait to see this on Howard TV. He played more of Ronnie saying they were going to have to go behind the curtain in a few seconds. She said she was ready. Howard said there has to be a better way to make money.

Howard said he can't wait to see this special. He said people think that he's a representative of this show. Howard said that he had to turn off his phone after that. He was getting email and he wasn't sure who it was coming from. Everyone he knows is there at work.

Howard played another clip where Ronnie said he had been eyeing this girl up since he got in there. The stripper then gives him an ''Awwww.'' Howard said that's like a shark eyeing you up in the water. Howard said this special is going to be creepier than the Dave Lampert Sybian show.

Howard pointed out how atrocious Ronnie's grammar and accent is. He was pointing out every time he said something weird. Howard and Fred goofed on Ronnie about that for a short time. Howard said he'd love to hear what the stripper was thinking while Ronnie was talking to her. He said he'd love to put her in a room and get her thoughts on that.

Howard played more of the clip and Ronnie was telling this girl that she was in a league of her own. That was his definition. Howard goofed on Ronnie about that and about his grammar. He and Fred goofed on Ronnie about that stuff and did their impressions of him. Howard asked when this show is going to be on Howard TV. Doug Goodstein said it'll be up around Midnight. Howard played more of the clip and said that he must be thinking about wanting to fuck this girl because she was a red head. Howard said there may be too many people on the planet.

Howard and Robin were talking about the gunman who was at the Discovery channel yesterday. Howard said he didn't even know the Discovery Channel was still around. He said he'll talk more about that later.

Howard played more of Ronnie talking to this girl about how great she was. Howard said the girls must want to just get away from him. He said he doesn't want to blow the whole special by playing it all. He said that ''Awwww'' sound they make must be them holding in their vomit.

Howard played another clip where Gange was directing Ronnie during his definition speech. Ronnie was talking about how he knew this girl and he goes way back. Howard wondered if he fucked her at some point. He and Fred goofed on Ronnie some more about the way Ronnie talks to the girls. In the clip Ronnie was talking about how he could fall in love with this girl. Then Gange is telling him what to say about her. He was directing him like he's going to go back and edit this clip.

Howard spent a few minutes goofing on Ronnie and Gange. They talked about how sick Gange has been and how much he eats.

Howard was also talking about Ronnie and how he used to have Playboy mud flaps on his limo. He was doing driving for NBC so he had to pick people like Katie Couric up in that car.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Ronnie has erectile dysfunction or something. He said that the macho bullshit is something. He said he has to be making up for something.

Howard took another call from a guy who said that Ronnie makes him want to jump through the radio and punch him. He said he's got an attitude when he has everything in the world. The caller asked Ronnie what's up with that. Ronnie said that's just him. Ronnie said the caller must have issues too if he wants to jump through the phone. Ronnie told him to go ahead and do that and he'll be waiting.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he had to come to Ronnie's defense. He said that they all wish they were Ronnie. He said Howard must wish that too. Howard said he has figured him out. He said that's just what he wants to be like. Howard said maybe he's jealous of Ronnie. The caller said that Ronnie has all of the girls and Howard is stuck with just one. Howard said maybe Ronnie has something going on then.

Howard said he's just worried about Ronnie being out there and saying he's from The Howard Stern Show. He said he's not sure that's going to work.

Another caller said he wrote a song about Ronnie a while back. Howard said he'd love to hear it. The caller sang about Ronnie for a few seconds before Howard hung up on him. Robin said that's why they never played it.

Howard played a prank call the guys made using Ronnie clips. They had Ronnie yelling at the guy about stuff he had no clue about. The caller had no idea why he was talking to him about a Camaro and a Dodge Challenger.

After that Howard said those calls are great because the guys always threaten to come down and beat the shit out of him.

Howard took a call from Mike Gange who said his voice was kind of shot. Howard said his voice is always shot. He said he's sick all the time and he has to know it's from being fat. Gange said his doctor doesn't know what's wrong with him. Howard said he doesn't eat anything nutritious. He said that he puts pictures of his food up on his Facebook page. Gange said he doesn't eat like that all the time. Ronnie said he goes to a hot chick doctor. That's the only reason he goes to her.

Howard said he heard about how Gange made out with that girl on the plane. Gange said he was coughing and sneezing and he didn't want to get her sick by talking to her. Howard asked why he has to eat before he flies. Gange said that's a thing he has. He has to eat before he gets on a plane.

Howard looked at some of the stuff that Gange has posted pictures of on his Facebook page. Gange had fried corn and Peeps and things like that on there. He eats Skittles while he rides his bike. That's the kind of stuff that will put him in an early grave.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that Ronnie and Gange are out there representing the show. Howard said he knows that. The caller said they should give Ronnie and IQ test. Howard said he doesn't think that he'd take it. He wanted to give him the Police test to find out how angry he really is. He said that he would probably fail. Howard said everything makes the guy angry.

Howard said all of the guys who go to Rick's have to go through Ronnie. He said they have to get his permission for some reason. Howard said it's like Ronnie runes the strip club. Everyone goes out with him like he runs the club.

Howard did his impression of Ronnie and goofed on the way he talks to people. He said the guy will go over to the club and gets a whole spread of food out there. He said that they have a whole thing going on there. Howard said anyone can go to the club but, if you go with Ronnie, you get special treatment. Robin said that Lonnie has created a monster with Ronnie. Howard said Ronnie wanted to do appearances years ago and now he has them. It's like his dream has come true.

Robin said Ronnie has a way of working it. Howard said Ronnie even goes to Lonnie's apartment. He gets to just hang out there. Howard said sometimes he's just there for Lonnie and not even for the girls. He'll go there to eat dinner.

The caller asked why Howard has never talked about the TV show ''Dexter.'' Howard said he never really started with it. The caller said the show is the greatest. She said he's really missing out on that show. Howard said he has other things like ''America's Got Talent'' to watch. He said Jerry Springer made an appearance on last night's show. The caller said that Breaking Bad is another great one.

Howard took a call from Wheels who gave him a Fuck, Marry, Kill game. He gave him Anna Paquin, Rachel Uchitel and Jewel. Howard said he'd fuck the shit out of Rachel, marry Jewel and kill Anna Paquin. Howard said he can tell that Rachel can fuck. He said he knows what he's talking about. Wheels said it would be funny if Ronnie knocked up one of the strippers. Howard said that would be pretty funny.

Another caller said that Natalie Maines has a special coming up this weekend. He gave her some plugs for that. It was going to be Natalie Maines and Eddie Vedder. Howard said it's also Patti Smith and some other people. He said Natalie has been against this war from the start.

Howard said he had a meeting with Tim yesterday at his apartment. He said one of the topics was the Natalie Maines thing. He said they were talking about playing the special on their channel but they have a contract with one of the other channels. Howard said he would put it on Howard 101.

Howard said he got a lot of great feedback about the show and how stupid Sirius would be not to re-sign him. Howard said that made him feel good. He read through some of that stuff and people were saying they'd cancel if they don't sign him again. Howard said he really appreciates the fans backing him like that.

Howard said if he does stay there he would like to expand out to a third channel. He said this was just yesterday that he was talking to Tim. He said the Natalie Maines thing will be airing on channel 18.

Howard said he and Tim were talking about some Howard 100 News stuff and some other things they're doing on Howard 101. Tim came in and said he has to look into the Natalie Maines thing. He said they have to get the rights to play the concert on Howard 101. Howard told him to check it out and see what he can do.

Howard said that Tim had never been to his apartment before yesterday. He said he doesn't take a lot of meetings up there. It's only been one or two big ones. He said he wanted to tell everyone about this meeting but he has to take a break. He said he's got some things irritating him and Robin is going to think he's really shallow. He said she must think that already. They went to break a short time later.

Howard came back and said that no one makes music like that anymore. He said everyone is a punk now. He said he'd like to do hard stuff like this again.

Howard asked what was up with Bubba tweeting a picture of his own excrement yesterday. He said that was too much for him. He said that's still lingering in his mind. He said he didn't look that close at it but he did see it was shit. Benjy said that it was horrible. He said it looks like the color it is when you're sick. He said there was a pile in there and it was just gross. Howard said he must have been proud of it. he said you do feel good when you get something like that out of you but keep it to yourself.

Howard said he and Bubba email each other a lot. He said he thinks that Bubba is gearing up for his next move and he can see this whole thing just disappearing. Robin said that's kind of sad.

Wolfie called in and asked what Howard would like to do if he stays there and works just 3 days a week. Howard said he thinks he'd just do his show and it doesn't seem that crazy to him. He said he'd be willing to stay there and put out 15 hours of programming a week. He said it would be 12 hours but he always puts in extra time. Howard said they'd do the whole thing they're doing now, he just wouldn't be there as much. He said he could do that or just completely quit.

Howard said he's 56 and he'd like to have more free time. He said he's trying to figure it all out again. He's mapping out the next 5 years and they'd want him to stay for 5 if he re-signs. He said he'd prefer a yearly contract but they have said they want 5 years. Howard said he thinks that they could continue to grow with them. Howard said that the future of media is going to change over the next 5 years. He said whoever has the best content is going to win. He said he could have an app where he's available wherever you are. Howard said they could just have something called Howard Stern instead of SIRIUS XM or something. He said he could provide the programming for a few dollars a month.

Wolfie said that he wouldn't mind getting rid of some of the equipment. Howard said that no one has any content. All they have is music that he can get anywhere. He said they have to wake up and smell the fucking coffee. He said they need something super compelling that brings in the bacon. Howard said he doesn't think they should even call it SIRIUS XM. It should be called Howard Stern.

Wolfie asked if there's a sticking point with SIRIUS right now. Howard said he's not even actively negotiating with them. He said he doesn't want to hear that he should take less money and things like that. Howard said they have to think about history and what happened when he left the other place. He said that he's not knocking any of the stuff that they have on there now. He said he likes Coffee House there on SIRIUS XM. He said he loves the service.

Howard said it's a whole different ball game around there now. He said when he started there they loved him. Now he's not seeing the love. He said he told the guys from XM that they were going down. They didn't believe him. Now they've absorbed them. He said these guys had better listen to him now and think about their future. Howard said the people on terrestrial thought that they could just replace him with David Lee Roth. That didn't last longer than 3 months. Howard said they tried replacing him with every radio guy they had after that. None of that worked out. Howard said they finally realized that no one can replace him.

Howard said he doesn't care about the nonsense. He said he sat down with Tim yesterday and told him what he'd like to do. He said he gave him a lecture and told Tim to just listen to him. He said he told him what's going on in radio now. He said he laid it all out for him. He told him what was going to happen and what they had to be prepared for. He said it was an hour long meeting and Tim listened and said ''Oh my goodness...'

Howard said he knows what the future is. He said he has a 5 point plan. He said one of the points was if they decide to stay there. He said the 4 other things are options. Howard said one of them is off the table. The one option is to get the fuck out of the business. That is off the table. He said he's staying in the business. Howard said it would be almost a miracle if he re-signed there.

Howard said they have nothing else going on there. Howard said the other 3 points were about future technology and what their options are. He said he's clear on all of that now. He has clarity now. Howard said he has the ability to lead his audience somewhere else. He said they'll have to wait and see if that's going to happen. Howard said he became clear in the last month because he's been thinking about this seriously. Wolfie asked if Tim can handle all of this. Howard said Tim is his guy. He can handle it.

A caller said that he has to let SIRIUS know how shitty their radios are. Howard said he's not there to knock SIRIUS. He said his priority is to stay there. He said that he appreciates what they've let him do there. It's been nothing short of miraculous. Howard said he and Jesus have a lot in common. They've both created miracles. He said they tend to forget about that and they treat him like shit like they did to Jesus. Howard said they got used to having him around and now they've forgotten about the past.

The caller said that he has about $900 worth of radios that have broken over the past 5 years. Howard said he's a company man for the next 4 months. After that he'll bash the shit out of them. He said that's what happened to CBS Radio. Howard said they had David Lee Roth, Opie and Anthony, Adam Carolla and others. He said they all took a shot at it and it didn't work. He said they had that guy Rover and he didn't make the miracle happen.

Howard said the stuff he got from Jon didn't say it was from the movie. It was very vague. He said he figured it was rare stuff he got. He wrote him a thank-you note and sent him a picture of the display and all of that. He said he got a note back from Jon and he told him that the eyes light up and stuff. He said he didn't even know that. Howard said Jon sent him the letter and clarified about exactly what he got. The Senator Stern thing was on camera and the mask was a prop for the movie. He said they added the lights to it but there are only a few of these in existence. Howard said that it still sounds very vague to him. He said it still sounds important to him.

Howard said he figured Ralph would be jealous. He emailed him a picture of the mask and Ralph got back to him. Ralph said ''welcome to the club'' and he figured he was jealous. Then he sent back a picture and he was looking at the Iron Man head but it wasn't his book shelf. It turns out that Ralph has one exactly like it. Howard said he is so disgusted that he's going to take that head and throw it out the window. Howard said he wanted Ralph to be jealous and he has the same, stupid, Iron Man head.

Jason said that the head is a cheap, plastic thing. Howard said that's what he has. Jason said his toy's eyes light up too. Jason said if it's the same thing then it is just a shitty plastic thing. He said that Ralph may have gotten his from the people at Paramount. Howard said that he can't believe that everyone has one. He's getting rid of his if that's the case.

Howard asked why Favreau does this to him. Robin said that he's getting a lot of attention from him on this. Howard said he's done with Favreau now. He said he can't let him direct ''Footless'' after all of this. Howard said Jon explained to him that this wasn't from the movie and now he sees what it really is. Howard said that it did seem like a piece of shit and it turns out it was.

Ralph called in and told Howard that his is actually better. He said that his is made from the mould. Ralph's is made by a company that does replicas. Ralph said that Howard's is made from the actual moulds that they used for the movie. He said that's why it's better. Ralph said his is made of metal but the one Howard has is better even though it's made of plastic.

Howard said now his sounds more valuable than Ralph's. Howard read Favreau's note again and it sounds like it could have been used in the movie if they had broken some other ones. Howard said he thinks that they just had a bunch made up for shlubs like him. Howard said that it is a prop and not a commercial piece. He said that they have a magnetic neck piece on this thing that allows the stunt doubles to wear them.

Gary told Howard that Favreau emailed him too and he thinks that he either doesn't have access to that stuff or he doesn't want to give it up. Howard said he doesn't want anything... but if you're going to send something, you'd think it would be something really cool. Howard said he doesn't want something that Ralph has. Howard said that this isn't something that was in the movie. He said he'd prefer that he not have anything. He said that he displayed the note along with the helmet and desk sign. He said that he wants some authentication and that's what he has. Howard said he's all shook up from this and he wasn't able to say ''authentication.'' He was saying ''authentification.''

Ralph said that the desk sign was in the movie though. He said that's going to be his disclaimer when he says the helmet wasn't in the movie.

Howard said he couldn't believe when he got the picture from Ralph. He said he even has a special stand for his. Howard said he has to figure out how to make the eyes light up on his helmet. Ralph said he'll help him out with that when he comes over.

Howard said he was showing that head off to Tim and now he realizes it's not even in the movie. Robin said that Jon is going to have to find some other piece of junk to send to him. Howard said when you buy a Picasso you don't buy a replica of it. He said he wants Robert Downey Jr's head hanging in his house. Robin said she went to a house and this guy had a Terminator replica in his house. She said she was wondering if it was real but she figures it isn't now.

Howard said he took that picture of his helmet and he realized that next to it was a pile of books about him. He said he had pictures of himself and things like that there too. He had to take the picture so he wouldn't see all of that stuff so he wouldn't look so shallow. Howard said he wanted to look more intellectual so he put some other books there to cover them up. He had the bible next to it instead.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he should post a picture so the fans can see it. Howard said he'll send the picture of the fake head so they can see that. Howard sent the picture to Jason so he can post it on HowardStern.com. Jason said it may take a while if everyone goes to the site right now. Howard said there's no rush to get on the site.

Howard said this whole thing is a diaster and Favreau has to stop sending him stuff. Howard told Jason to get that picture up in one minute. Jason said he'd do that.

Howard said he had that Paul McCartney guitar at his apartment too. That's just a replica too and Paul never even played it. Howard said he has that in a display case. He did sign it but he never played the thing. Howard said he has a bunch of shitty things on display. Howard said he has a great poster of the Three Stooges on display and that means something to him. He started getting sentimental so he built a display case for the guitar. He said he made a whole display out of that and then someone told him that it was just a replica. He said they make it look old but it's really a fake. It was his real signature and he did give it to him on the show... but it's still not real.

Howard said that this psychiatry isn't working out for him. He said that everyone goes horribly wrong when he listens to the guy. Howard said he was going to run over to the Discovery Channel and threaten to kill everyone after he got that picture from Ralph.

Howard said he was reading about that shooter from the Discovery Channel and how nutty he was. Howard said the guy was a world class fuckin' nut. Howard said he looks like other nuts too. He said they all have a similar look.

Howard said the picture was up on the web site. He explained what was in the picture and how he had posed it to look more intellectual. Robin said they should put up the Ralph picture too. Howard asked Jason to get that one up fast too. Howard went into his email and forwarded that one to Jason. Howard said Ralph's looks just as good as his.

Jason got Ralph's picture and said that Howard's display was better. That was about it. Howard said he had a decorator come in and help him with that. He said that was for his phony, baloney helmet. Howard said this woman came over and charged him to set that thing up.

Howard said he had a story in the paper to read about that Discovery Channel shooter. He read some quotes from the guy who was talking about how disgusting the human race is. Howard said he was great for Discovery because he was sure that they weren't even on the air anymore.

Howard took a call and the guy said he can't believe he fell for that Favreau stuff again. Another caller said that no one cares about this Iron Man helmet. Howard said it's not about the helmet, it's about what an asshole he (Howard) is.

Howard read more quotes from this Discover nut. He was complaining about the way human beings are ruining the world and how they have to save the animals. Howard said they had a lot of deep thoughts from him. He had all kinds of guns and explosives on him at Discovery when he took the people hostage. Howard said the guy was out on the street handing out money to people and they should have arrested him then.

Howard took a call from Ralph who said he posted the picture up on his Twitter. Howard said he already had it on his site. Howard had the guys show the picture up on his site. They showed the two side by side.

Eric said he was going to suggest going out to Las Vegas before he retires. Howard said he's not going to use his idea just to screw the fans over.

Howard asked Eric what he could do for him. Eric was wondering if he can get the VMA award assignment. Eric said he was going to have Johnny handle the demands. Howard said if he can get him a spot, he'll look into giving it to him. He said he can prove everyone wrong if he gets the job. Eric said he got that correct. Eric said he will have Johnny handle the negotiations. He said they won't have any wild demands. Howard said he's not going to negotiate. He said he's just going to go out and ask the questions and not be a pain in the ass.

Howard said he's probably leaving and he can leave on a hight note. Howard told Gary to make sure that kid gets on the red carpet. Gary said he's working on it.

Howard said that Gary's answering machine is the best. He said he gets a lot of great messages from Wack Packers. He had one from Asian Pete who is almost impossible to understand. He played the message and didn't get one word of what he was saying. Robin heard the word ''early'' but that was about it. Howard said he's still not sure what he said after the guys wrote it down for him. Howard played a second one that Pete left and that one was very hard to understand too.

Gary told Howard he had another one that he left on Richard's voice mail. Howard played that one too and Pete was going off on an ''Eric'' and he was cursing them out calling them a bitch but it wasn't clear who he was talking about. They weren't sure which Eric he was referring to.

Gary said that all of the Wack Packers are mad at him now for some reason. He said that Ass Napkin Ed is mad at him for not returning his calls. Gary said he has Jason call him back now. He said Hanzi is upset that he didn't get back to him about the red carpet interviews. Gary said Jeff the Drunk is mad at him because they took him off the red carpet thing. He said he got one from High Register Sean who said that he knows he's writing these conspiracy theories about him on SternFanNetwork. Gary said he didn't know what he was talking about so he wrote him back telling him that. Gary said the big problem is going to come if Howard leaves. He said no one will know where to go.

Howard said that Andrea ''Miss Howard Stern'' Ownbey left Gary a message. She's apparently homeless now. Andrea said that she's homeless and she's trying to do positive things but she has no idea where her laptop charger is. Howard said it's weird that people leave messages like this for them.

Howard said Andrea also complained that she can't even strip anymore because she can't take her clothes off. He played that party and Andrea said they have to call her if she can get any help from them.

Howard asked what's going on with Apple. He said they keep coming out with brand new stuff all the time. He said they're a great company. Robin said they have some kind of timetable and a plan to come out with more new stuff all the time. Howard said they're pretty great having such a plan. He asked what the new things do. Robin said she's not sure. She said that might be a job for Technobeaver Gary.

Howard read the story and they say that this guy is coming out with a book about the underground gay community. The author claims that he has seen Travolta and has been involved with him. Howard wondered what Kelly Preston is up to if this is true.

Howard had a tape of Evil Dave prank calling a gay bath house. He jokingly told Robin this was when Letterman was involved in a gay controversy. They got a few laughs out of that prank call.

Howard read more of the article and this author is saying that he's seen Travolta at quite a few places. Howard said he sounds like a stalker. The guy said that he's seen other celebrities at these spas but they're not married so he's not naming them. Howard said it's not right to squeal him out like that. Howard said maybe Travolta just wants to fuck a few guys on the side and this guy is ratting him out.

Howard said there was a lot more to the article but he wasn't going to read it. He said you can read it in the Enquirer.

Howard had a new voice mail from Richard's dad. He was worried about Hurricane Earl. He told Richard to make up an emergency kit. Robin got a laugh out of that.

Howard said that they have the staff impression contest going on and this guy did an impression of Richard's dad. He played that clip too. Howard said he loves Richard's dad. He said that entry might have to win. Howard said they're still taking entries for the contest. There's a $5,000 grand prize. He had to go to break after that.

Howard wondered what happened to those guys. Robin said they've cooled off a bit. Fred said they may have been at the Apple event.

Howard had Ralph on the phone so he asked him about the new Apple products. Ralph said that they updated their iPods. He said they have that Facetime thing on their iPod Touch now. Howard said he has no idea what they're talking bout. Robin explained it to him but Howard really didn't care. He said he was interested a few minutes ago but now he doesn't care. Ralph said that they updated Apple TV so you can stream stuff through it. Howard said he had to go. He said he's zoning. He's not interested and neither is his audience. Howard said he was interested a few minutes ago but now he really doesn't care.

Howard said he wanted to see this new movie ''Machete'' but they won't give him a screener. He said Matt Lauer gets copies of every movie but the movie studios won't give them to him. Howard said he'd actually talk about the movies and Matt Lauer doesn't. He said the movie studios must think he's insane or something. Howard said Matt tells him about how he's screening all of these movies and he just pretends that he is too. Howard said it makes him look like his dick is small when Beth hears that from other people.

Howard said he heard from Richie Wilson that Lindsay Lohan is naked in the movie ''Machete.'' He said he's really interested in seeing it now. Gary said the movie company wanted to send over the 10 minute thing he had gotten in the email. He said that they wanted the person to bring it over and wait while Howard watched it. Gary said that they sent over the 10 minute thing that had Howard's name all over it. Howard said that they can go fuck themselves. He said that it's really insulting to do that to him. He wondered what they think he's doing. Gary said they think he's bootlegging the movies. Howard said he's never done anything like that.

Howard said he got a screener of ''Bruno'' and it had his name right in the middle of the screen the whole time. Howard said he had people over to watch it and they had to stare at that the whole movie.

Gary told Howard he would love this Machete movie. He said it's cartoon violence. He said there is blood and hair all over the wall. He said they have a super hot chick in the movie and she's naked. He said that wasn't Lindsay Lohan though. He said there were some great scenes in the 10 minutes he saw.

Howard said when he gets screenings he will keep his mouth shut if he doesn't like the movie. He said if he likes it, he'll talk it up on the air. Howard said it's a pretty good deal. He said he doesn't do anything bad with the screeners he gets. Howard said with the Bruno movie they drove the movie out near his house, his friend picked it up, and then they drove it back when they were done watching it. Howard said people must think he's insane. He said that has to be why they treat him like this.

Mike said that when he did his TV show they got a call from a guy saying that they knew they were going to do a story about Travolta being gay. Mike said they didn't have anything like that in the works at all. He said that there have been pictures of John kissing guys on the mouth. He said there was a very famous picture of him kissing a man on the lips. Robin said that he is Italian and they are known fro doing that. Howard and Mike spent a couple more minutes on that before getting to the game.

Howard had Mike get to his game so here's how it goes. Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:

1. Oprah Winfrey uses a personal blender for her protein drinks. She forgot it on a trip to California so she had her assistant go out and get one but told the assistant not to spend more than 40 bucks.
2. Nick Cannon has refused to use some bar soap back stage at America's Got Talent because it's not the moisturizing type.
3. Eminem is trying to get a role in the next Batman movie as The Riddler.
4. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith make their son give 10 percent of his ''Karate Kid'' earnings to Scientology.

Howard said they're saying that people are so addicted to their phones that they can't live without them. Howard said he doesn't bring his everywhere. He said Beth is addicted though.

Howard said he ran into Cameron Diaz and A-Rod while he was working out. Howard said Cameron said hello to him but A-Rod was busy. Howard said he's not sure what they were up to. He said Cameron is hot. He said A-Rod was hot too. Howard said he's not sure what she's doing with that guy though. He said she must dig it. Robin said that someone said that power and all of that stuff is a turn on to women if they don't have their own money. Howard said A-Rod gets women because of his looks.

A caller said that Howard once said he thought that a missile hit the Pentagon instead of an airplane. Howard said he doesn't remember saying that. Benjy remembers him saying that. Benjy said that there was a video that shows that it could have been a missile. Howard said he doesn't remember saying it but maybe he did. Howard said he doesn't even think about that now. He said he had to get out of that conversation.

Howard said that everyone is sending him this video of a song that has ''fuck you'' in it like he's going to care. He said that he doesn't know what people think of him but he really doesn't care. Howard said that's probably why the movie studios don't trust him. Howard said he has gotten about 5 million links to this song and he doesn't even like it. Howard said the song isn't that great. He played the song and said that it's stupid.

Howard pretended that he loved the song. He asked if he's a raving lunatic or something. He said that he's not going to like a song just because he says ''fuck you.'' Gary said that the guy who sings it is the guy who sang in that Gnarls Barkley song. He said this was the lead singer in that song that Howard used to like. Howard said he really doesn't care.

Howard said Sal is a weirdo. He sent him a constipation porn clip. Howard said he claims he's not into that stuff but he wouldn't even know where to look for something like that. Howard said there's an old lady who is constipated and she calls a prune juice delivery guy, like one exists, and has him help her out. Howard said it's a ridiculous thing. Howard played the clip of this woman complaining about not having her prune juice and she calls the ''Prune Brothers'' to bring her some juice.

Howard asked Steve what else he had. Steve said they're still investigating the company that managed the prison that Kenneth Keith died in. Steve said they have a special guest on Superfan Roundtable tonight. He quickly explained who she was.

Howard said he had to take a break but he had Jon Favreau on the phone. Jon wanted to explain to him what the mask was. He said there is no real Iron Man. He said they make masks for the guys who play the character. He said that he wants to put and end to this. Howard said he wants to thank Jon for the gift and leave it at that. Jon said that he would never give anything to Howard that Ralph has at home. Jon thanked Howard for all of the years of radio. He's been listening since he was in high school. He said he loves them. Howard said he loves him too and he asked him to send him something from Cowboys and Aliens.

Jon told Howard that Howard and Robert Downey Jr. are the only people, other than Jon, who have that mask. Howard said he doesn't believe that.

Howard said he's going to make Jon the director on ''Footless.'' Jon said if he's available, he'll do it. Howard let him go after that.

Howard said that he found his mask that they sell. Howard said he's just going to give it away. Howard said he found out that they sell it for $700 to anyone who wants one. Fred said he's pretty sure there are more than just 3 masks. Howard showed Robin the mask and said that it's from the same, stupid mould. He said that Jon should just not send him anything. He went over that story again about how Ralph showed him a very similar mask. Howard said he wished that Jon hadn't embarrassed him like that. He said that the decorator thought it was real too. They had to go to break after that.

Howard had Mutt from Superfan Roundtable on the phone next. Mutt said they're going to be talking about Wendy the Retard selling her Playstation 2 for $20 and how it was one of their listeners. Mutt said they'll talk about the possibility of Howard leaving. He said they'll talk about Howard's meeting with Tim and some of the stuff he let slip out. Howard said he didn't let anything slip. Mutt thought he had never admitted that he had a meeting with the American Idol people. Howard said he has talked about that. He said he had two ladies from American Idol up at his place. Mutt said he thought they were just ''Television execs'' in previous discussions. Mutt said they'll also be talking about Gary's book and Greg Fitzsimmons' book issues. That's all tonight on Howard 101 at 7pm.

Howard said he was reading about how this guy who tried to commit suicide totalled the car of this woman who had just had it fixed. Now she can't get any money out of anyone because this asshole tried to kill himself. Howard said the guy should have just blown his brains out with a gun instead. Howard said this poor woman doesn't have a car now. He said they're trying to make her out to be insensitive but this guy didn't have to jump out a window. He said there are many ways to kill yourself. He said you can just go up to Chuck Zito and curse him out. Howard said people are so mean.

Howard said the irony is that this woman had just had work done on this car getting it refurbished. Howard said he wanted to read the article but he wasn't able to find it. Robin found the article and said that it had just had brake work done and an oil change. It wasn't refurbished like Howard said it was. She had a few hundred dollars wroth of work done to it.

Howard said the car probably saved the life of the guy who jumped but the car was totaled. Robin said they told the woman that she can sue the 22 year old. Howard said that he jumped from a building that he didn't even live in. He used to live there last year.

Howard had Fred play Robin into her news with the song parody ''Squirty On Robin's Can's.'' Robin started off with a story about the woman who got caught in the chimney of her boyfriend's house and got stuck. She wasn't found for 3 days. Robin said she was 49 and a doctor. Howard said that's crazy. He said he was watching the Whitney Cummings special on Comedy Central and she was talking about the weird things that guys want from women. Howard said the guys want to play doctor but she thinks that they should actually go out and become a real doctor.

Robin read a story about Ashton Kutcher denying that he cheated on Demi Moore. Robin said he was allegedly seen kissing and groping a young blond. Howard said that can really screw up your marriage. He said even if you're innocent that can screw things up. Robin said that he's talking about suing Star Magazine.

Robin read about Paris Hilton being banned from the Wynn resort out in Las Vegas. Her boyfriend was fired from the place too. Howard said they can't ban someone like that. He said that they have a ton of degenerates staying there. He said they'd have to empty out half of the rooms there if they're going to ban her.

Robin read about the Miners in Chile and how one of the guys had a mistress who showed up after he got stuck down in the mine. Howard said that proves that it's a man's world. The guy is a miner... in Chile, and he's got a wife and a mistress.

Robin read about Bristol Palin being on Dancing with the Stars and how she's saying she won't wear anything provocative. Howard said that's why the show is going to end. He said the only reason to watch is for the hot chicks in provocative outfits. Howard said they're sunk this season. Howard said that he doesn't care about the other people they're going to have on the show. Howard and Robin spent a few minutes talking about the people who have been on the show in the past too. Robin read about some of the people they tried to get on the show this season. They claim they have some people who try to get on every season but they turn them down. Melanie Griffith is one of them. Howard said he'd like to see her on the show. Howard said they offered it to his wife a couple of times. Robin said she's had offers too. She said they offered it to her this season. Howard said he might have to divorce Beth if she went on that show. He's not sure he could take that.

Robin read a story about how Conan O'Brien revealed the name of his new TBS show. It's going to be ''Conan.'' Howard said he seems so defeated after the NBC thing. Howard said he thought he was going to do something funny and call it ''The Tonight Show.''

Robin read a story about how Apple is turning iTunes into a social network for music fans. Howard said that guy is sick but he's got some amazing ideas. Robin said they're going to call this new social network ''Ping.'' Howard said it sounds like it's not going to work. He said it sounds too much like Facebook. Robin said they admit that it is like Facebook and Twitter. Howard said he has a couple of clunkers. That's okay though.

Robin read about the new iPods that they introduced. She said they had a new iPad but she was wrong, it's just a new OS version. Howard said he can't even keep up on that.

Howard said he's getting his TiVo hooked up to his Netflix account. Howard said he doesn't want to have to set it up like Gary was telling him he had to do. Howard said he doesn't want to have to type in his password.

Robin read about how the Discovery gunman was killed yesterday. Howard's phone kept going off so he said he had to check it. He meant to turn it off earlier this morning. Howard said he's glad they shot that shooter guy. He said he'd love to be one of those sniper guys who takes him out.

Howard said he got a message from Beth about helping out some more pets. He said he really doesn't want to hear about this stuff. He said that she hears from people who need help and he's not sure why they contact her. Howard said these people have to take responsibility for their own pets. Howard said Don Buchwald messaged him too. It wasn't about work, it was about some discounted wine he found.

Robin had some audio of an officer commenting on the Discovery channel shooter. Robin also had some news and audio clips of President Obama.

Robin read some news about a PSA that's out now that shows Muslims as extremists. She said there are some people who are upset about that. Howard said that the twin towers are no longer standing because of those extremists. Robin had some audio from that PSA. Robin said there are some good Muslims too. Howard said they know that but there are also a lot of bad ones. He said we're up to our necks in bad Muslims. He said there will be some major event that will go down and bad things are going to happen. He said there may be a new world order if that happens. Howard said it's going to be a big mess. That's why people are upset and they don't want to send out a signal to our enemy that a mosque comes out of that ground they destroy.

Robin read about a study done about marijuana and how it may not lead into other drugs. It's more about their race and how they were raised. Howard said he doesn't smoke that stuff but he respects other people's right to do that. He said it's ridiculous that cops have to waste their time busting people for that stuff.

Robin had some audio of Robert Rodriguez talking about his movie ''Machete.'' Robin also had some news about Betty White. Howard said he's really getting tired of Betty White. He said he likes her but he's over that already. They ended the show a short time later, right around 10:50am.

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Jon had Mike Gange in so he asked him about his trip to Vegas and what went on out there. Mike talked about the asthma attack he had. That led to him going to the hospital. Gange said he gets sick at the same time of year every year. He said that it coincides with season changing so it could have something to do with that. He said it starts with an allergy and leads into something else. He said he may not be taking care of it very well

Gary said he's worrying about Gange because he gets sick and he doesn't seem to be getting better. Gange said he does go to the doctor and they don't seem to think anything is really wrong. He said he doesn't want to be a hypochondriac or anything. Gary said he just went to the hospital emergency room. Gange said that's because he couldn't breathe. He said he is sick pretty often for weeks at a time.

Doug Goodstein came in and said that he gets sick around the same time and he thought that they were getting sick from the dirty ducts at the old building. He thinks he may have been right about that. Gange said that he may have low immunity. Doug said he gets sick because he's around the kids all the time. Gary said he may have to get away from them.

Gary said that Howard made Will stand over by the door this morning because he was sick. He didn't want him anywhere near him getting him sick. Will came in there but Jon said that if he's sick he doesn't want him in there. He was wearing a medical mask though so he should be safe. Ronnie was yelling at him for being in there when he's sick.

Jon asked Ronnie about the trip to Vegas and the way he was saying that Gange was all about the food. Gange said that's bullshit because they were eating twice a day at the most. Ronnie said they were eating at weird times of the day though.

Gary said that 25 percent of Gange's Facebook pictures are of food. Gange said he thinks it's fun to take pictures of cool stuff he eats. Ronnie asked what friends he has. Gange said he has friends that like that.

Gange said that Ronnie wanted to eat at the buffet out there in Vegas. Ronnie said that's bullshit. Gary said that eating out in Vegas at weird times isn't that odd. He said your clock can be thrown off being out there.

Jon said that Ronnie was saying that they did plan around his meals. Mike said that's just not true. He said they did eat at strange times. He and Ronnie told their sides of the story.

Gange said that he wanted to let them know that he wasn't showing off for the girls out there either. He said he was just trying to direct Ronnie with his thoughts on the girls. Ronnie said that it's not possible that he wasn't interested in any of the girls out there. Gary said he thinks that Gange threw him under the bus a little to get the footage. Gange said he just wanted him to repeated stuff so he could have clear audio in case he missed something.

Jon took a call from a guy who said that Gange could have HIV based on what he's heard. Gange said he was just tested recently and he doesn't have it. Doug said it was FAT, not HIV.

Jon asked Doug what was up with the ''Medicated Pete'' comment today over the mic. Doug said he's not sure what happened there. He said it just came out of nowhere and he didn't even realize he had done it.

Jon asked Gange about why he was the one out on the trip with Ronnie. Gange said that Ronnie told him about the trip months ago. He was planning on taking a vacation anyway so he went out there with Ronnie. He said they were just going to go out there and hang out but then it became a shoot. He said it was just going to be hanging out but then it became a shoot. Gary found that hard to believe. Gange said he likes hanging out with Ronnie so he would do that.

Jon asked if Howard is really embarrassed by the image that Ronnie represents when he does stuff like this. Gary said he thinks he is. Jon played a clip of Howard talking about Gange and Ronnie doing their thing out there in Vegas.

After the clip the guys talked about Ronnie's appearances and how crazy they can get. Gary said that Ronnie is the life of the party. Jon asked if Ronnie is going to be loved out there next year if Howard isn't on radio. Gange said no way but Ronnie knows that.

Jon took a call from a guy who said he's been trying to get his roommate to get Howard TV. He said that they don't have that many new shows on there now. He said it seems like a waste of time. Gange said they're starting Show in the Hallway again in September. He said they're going to have the Beetlejuice show back on in October too. Doug said they have more than 40 new shows a month and they try to make everyone happy with what they put up.

Another caller said that Gange's problems may be coming from the airplane travel. Gange agreed. The caller said that it doesn't seem that they needed an Executive Producer out there in Vegas either. Gange said that's true but he was going out there anyway. He just did it as a second thought. Gange said he has done plenty of shitty things working for the show. He used to clean out Gary's refrigerator. Gary said he didn't have one until they got there to SIRIUS. Mike said they had one at K-Rock too and it was by Stuttering John's phone. Gary said that was Jon asking him to do that.

Gary said maybe it isn't that easy to get the props from the set. He said maybe Jon can't just give stuff away like that. Jon said he agrees with that. It might be more tricky than they know.

Jon said that Howard did have a decorator display the helmet and then got the note from Ralph saying ''Welcome to the club.'' He said that just made it worse. Gary said that he knows how Jon Favreau must feel but he also knows the show so he should expect stuff like this.

Jon said that this gift was great but it's not what Howard was looking for. Gange said that Jon Favreau should be able to get Howard something really cool from the movie. Steve Brandano said that Favreau said that there are only 3 of these things that people have in their hands right now. He said that it might be really rare. Gary said that they do make them though and anyone can buy one. Steve said that Howard's selling point is that the helmet is from Jon Favreau and that's a cool gift.

Jon took a call from a guy who said that he used to work in the prop business and he knows how it all works. He said they can make copies of that stuff and what Howard got is just a numbered piece. He said he got a Darth Vader helmet that was $500 13 years ago and it's worth the same now. Gary asked how special this helmet is on a scale of 10. The caller said that if there are only 1500 made then they're pretty special. He said that he thinks it's the same thing that anyone could buy though.

The caller said he had David Prowse sign his helmet and he said it was very close to what the real thing was. He said that they make really good copies. Jon asked if Howard should be happy with what he got. The caller said he should be because he got it from Jon Favreau himself.

Howard Stern called in and said that Favreau sent him something that they can make thousands or millions of copies from. He said it's nothing special. He said he should have gotten something from the movie if he was going to send him something. He said he didn't have to send him anything but if he was going to send him something, it could have been from the movie.

Jon said that this would be like someone asking for the Stern Show Sybian and getting another Sybian that wasn't used in the studio. Howard said that's what it would be like. Howard said he thought that they'd send him a real head from the movie, not some copy.

Howard said he's not such a freak that he needs toys in his house. He said he's not like Ralph. He said if the director says to him that he appreciates what he does and then sends him the same bullshit anyone else can get, it's not that special. Howard said he read between the lines and figured out that it wasn't all that special.

Howard said he doesn't want to seem ungrateful but if someone asked for something from Private Parts, he would send his wig or something from the movie. He said he'd send them the Fartman suit or something.

Jon asked Howard if he was really deflated from the Ralph thing this morning. Howard said of course he was. Ralph was on the phone and said that he doesn't have the exact same helmet. He said he doesn't get why Howard is upset. He said he has a piece of film history. Gary said it wasn't in the movie though.

Howard said Ralph has a mould of the actual helmet from the movie. Ralph said that's not what he has. Howard said he can go on and buy it off the web. Ralph said that's not what he has though. Howard said it can be purchased though.

Ralph said that they had Fartman costumes so they must have made like 3 of them. He said that Howard wore one on camera and then there were two others that weren't used. He said he'd be thrilled if he got one of the other two. Howard said that's not the same thing. He said that anyone can buy this helmet. Ralph said he thinks that what Howard has is something special. Gary said that Jon Favreau said that this helmet was from the Sam Winston studio so it's the same thing as the 1500 that are being sold to people.

Howard said he didn't call in to argue with Ralph. He said he sees why the fans get aggravated. Howard said he wouldn't send someone something that wasn't from the movie if he was the director of the movie. Ralph said that Howard, Robert Downey Jr. and Jon Favreau are the only three that have this thing. The guys argued with Ralph that it wasn't from the movie. Jon said it was from the movie. Ralph asked if he would love it if it was sitting on a table somewhere in the movie. Howard said that would make him happy. He said then it would have been in the movie.

Jon lost Ralph on the phone and then picked up on Jon Favreau. Favreau told Howard that they hand paint these helmets for the movie. He said that you never know if they're on camera or not. Favreau said that he didn't want to say that this one was in the movie but this thing that Howard has is something that's not sold. He said that it was hand made by the prop house. He said they take weeks to make these things so they don't build them for collectors. He said that the scuffing on them is hand painted on them. Howard asked if it would have been on camera if something else had been broken. Jon said that is the case.

Favreau told Howard that he pulled that Senator Stern name plate from the archives just for Howard. Howard said that this is all embarrassing and he wasn't looking for anything from the movie. He said he was just saying that he didn't know if it was something from the movie or not. Howard said he thought it was made after the movie. Jon said it wasn't and it was made by the guys at Legacy and it was very rare. He said he gave Robert Downey Jr. one of them and Howard has the other. He said what he has is way better than what Ralph has.

Favreau told Howard that this is definitely cooler than the guitar he has. Howard said he wants to put this to rest now. He said it was very embarrassing. Jon was on his way to work on ''Cowboys and Aliens'' so he had to get going. Gary said he understands what this thing is. Howard repeated what he knew it to be and confirmed it with Jon. Favreau said that this helmet was at the effects house that made the helmets. He ''thinks'' that it was made before the movie in case other ones were damaged. He said he's really not sure though. Jon said that it's a very high class helmet. He said it's not in the movie though. Howard said he understands that. Favreau told Howard this helmet he has is not mass produced. He said he's sure of that.

Howard asked Jon if he can say that this was taken from a mould or not. Favreau said that it was not from a mould. This was a piece that was built by the effects people. He said it is not a mass produced piece though. He said that it isn't mass produced. They went back and forth on that and Jon said he really should have just sent him the Senator Stern name plate and he would have been thrilled. Howard said he's probably right.

Favreau said he thinks that this helmet might be worth some big bucks. He said that he should put it on Ebay and see how much it's worth. He said he can pull it at the end. Howard said he's going to keep it and display it with the letter Jon sent along with it.

Howard said he thinks that this ''Cowboys and Aliens'' movie is going to be a big hit. Jon said he wasn't fishing for that but he appreciates it. Howard said he's no longer going to fish for gifts and he's not going to argue this anymore. He's confused about the whole thing.

Gary threw more confusion into the whole thing and asked about the Sybian analogy. Jon said that it was a good analogy but Howard said it wasn't. Jon said that he's so gun shy he's afraid to say where this head came from or what happened. Favreau said that he'll take the helmet back and put it in the background of ''Cowboys and Aliens'' to make Howard happy. Favreau said that this thing was a hand made helmet so it is not a mass produced thing. Howard said it's the same thing as the Paul McCartney guitar.

Jon Hein asked Favreau if he regrets sending anything to Howard. Favreau said he was very careful with the wording of the whole letter so he wouldn't confuse anyone. Howard said he feels he has to continue the lie and just say it was made before the movie. Favreau said he can't confirm exactly when the helmet was made. He said that the only ones that he knows exist are the three that he, Robert Downey Jr. and Howard have. Favreau said that Howard is basing his happiness on when this thing was made. He can't give him a date on that.

Howard said he's excited he got this thing from Jon Favreau. He said he will tell people the truth about the name plate and that the helmet wasn't in the movie. Favreau said that he obviously cares too much and has trouble pleasing people. He said that they're both feeding into each other's neurosis so this isn't healthy. They had to end the show a short time later so Jon Hein let the two of them go.

Gary asked Jon Favreau to please do Celebrity Superfan Roundtable when they do the next one. He said he's going to be perfect for that. They ended the show a short time later.

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