Howard started the show doing an impression of his dad talking about proper modulation. Fred played a clip of his dad. Howard said that guy was a party. He told a story about his dad taking the family to the studio once a year. He said the fact that he was able to record their voices was amazing. He said not everyone could do that. He said the whole family could perform including cousins.
Howard said his dad was working the controls and making it seem complicated but he was just hitting the record button. He talked about his dad recording himself and saying this. He played the ''Proper Modulation'' clip where he talks about a ''green type of tube.''
Howard talked about his dad teaching him how to drive and how tough that was. He said his dad also did flash cards with him to learn the multiplication tables. He said that wasn't fun either.
Howard said his dad never taught him any of his hobbies like carpentry. He said he didn't want to share that with him.
Robin said she still doesn't know what that green type of tube thing means. She said she's heard it so many times and still doesn't understand it. Howard had Fred play it for them again. Howard said there was no party going on in his house. He said he's repressed more memories than his brain can hold.
Howard said he isn't sure where to begin this morning. He said he has this paranoia about the Coronavirus. He talked about how that got started in his father's voice. He said he's going nuts from this. He said he washes his hands like 50-60 times a day. He said he didn't even want to come into work. He said they say if you're over 60 you should be sitting home. He said he can't believe he's in that category.
Howard said he doesn't want to come there on regular days. He said now it's everywhere. Robin said he seems to be panicking ahead of time. Howard said Robin should be panicking. He said he's fragile. He said Robin can get cancer and beat it. He said she's fine. He said her's was the worst. Robin said it's not the worst. She said it's bad but not the worst.
Howard said Robin was on a plane and went to Australia where they had Coronavirus and she's fine. Howard said Beth is so paranoid she has wipes at every door and has people wiping down immediately. He said their hand sanitizer expired 4 years ago. He said he has so much in the house because he's so nutty that they don't use it all. Howard said for years he's been using stuff that doesn't work anyway.
Robin and Howard talked about how they're greeting people. Howard said he doesn't want to touch anyone. Robin is bowing. Howard said he went out to eat and felt odd because he looks at people trying to figure out who the tourists are. He said people shouldn't be touching each other.
Howard said he told his daughter not to come over because of this Coronavirus. He said he had a friend cough on him and he freaked out.
Robin said they did a thing on The View where they checked to see how much they touch their faces. She said Joy did it 20 times in an hour.
Howard said Richard choked on some water on the train and a woman got up and ran away. Robin said people are panicked.
Howard said he got the newspaper this morning and he wondered if he should pick it up with tissues. He said if they have Coronavirus it's going to be all over the paper. He said he likes to read the paper so he was trying to figure out what to do. He said he got gloves and used them but then the gloves were dirty. He talked about how he was trying to touch his face without touching with his hands. Howard said Richard Christy is washing his jeans now because this is so bad.
Howard said Ted Cruz is self quarantining himself because he touched someone with Coronavirus. Howard said he's wondering when people are going to get sick of talking about this. Howard played a song parody about how people should stay home.
Jim from Raleigh called in and said they should do the show from home. Howard said funny thing is they all have a set up at home and they could do that. Howard said they could all stay home. Fred said he would have to come in. Howard said everyone is saying they have to set up in case of this Coronavirus. He said he can't do the show from the house. He said he likes having guests. He said they should just pay him to stay home.
Robin said there was a guy in Jersey who got Coronavirus and he wasn't out of the country. She said he just came into the city and went to a conference.
Howard talked about how he wants to sit home and watch TV if he's quarantined. He said he's not going to want to work.
Robin said Trump was saying don't touch your face and he hadn't touched it in days. Then they took a picture of him touching his face. Howard said there was a woman from the CDC talking about that and they had her licking her finger and changing pages as she read.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his George Takei impression and talking about what he's doing about Coronavirus. He said he's willing to drain every young man dry himself.
Howard spent a few minutes talking to Sour George about what he's been doing with Brad during this. He talked about how he and Brad are wrestling even more to sweat out the virus.
Howard took a call from a nurse who said that everyone is freaking out too much over this. She said Howard shouldn't worry about it because he doesn't have health problems. She said he'll be fine if he gets it. She said he has no control over it. She said if it is a pandemic then they're all going to die anyway.
Robin said over in Japan the troops are having a problem. She said they're going about their day as they do and they're doing their thing. She said they asked how they're fine over there and they said they have good information and not the newspaper that wants you worked up. Howard said the headline on the World Health Organization is about Coronavirus.
Howard asked if Sirius has a Coronavirus station. Robin said she didn't hear that. Jason said they do. Howard asked how they find that. Jason said it's channel 121.
Robin said they have delayed the opening of the new James Bond movie from April until November. She said that Daniel Craig is doing promotion for it now because he was booked already.
Another doctor, Aaron, called in and said that this Coronavirus is going to cause a huge problem in the health care industry soon. He said that they're going to be overwhelmed. Howard and the caller talked about the comments Trump and Pence were making about it and how they seem to be saying the opposite things. He said he doesn't want to get political but we have a problem. The caller said they don't have tests to use. Howard said the government should be fired. He said fire them all. He said we have a health crisis and they have to get all hands on deck. He said that means that there should be no golf. He said there is no leadership right now. He said if he was the president he would say no one is leaving until they have tests.
Howard said this is a doctor on the phone saying that he doesn't have tests. He said in South Korea they have drive by tests. He said we need leadership to get this straightened out. He said no one wants government until they need it like now.
Sour Shoes was in the office doing his Gary impression talking about eating chocolate and touching his face with his hands. He was name dropping names from back at K-Rock.
Howard spent a little time talking to Sour Gary. He told him to get back to work after a short time.
Howard said he and Beth got caught up in the stockpiling thing. He said he has like 50 jars of peanut butter in his house now. He said people are making a run on hand sanitizer and things like that. He said they can't even get that.
Howard said he's so sick of Coronavirus already. He said he wants to go back to not caring about that stuff. He said he's going to stop talking about it the rest of the show. Robin said she has to do news about it. She said things are being canceled because of it.
Howard said the MTA says they're going to clean the subway every 3 days because of this Coronavirus. He said he's not sure he believes they'll do that. He said they should have been doing it already.
Howard said Jeff the Vomit Guy doesn't care about Coronavirus. He said they told him they have someone with Coronavirus who wants to vomit on him. He played the call that Sal made to Jeff telling him about how she has Coronavirus and she will throw up on him and Jeff was okay with that. He said he knows it's risky though. Jeff said he'd let her do it even though she has Coronavirus. Sal said he'd have to be quarantined for 14 days after if he did it. Jeff said that's okay. Sal told Jeff she's a man who identifies as a woman and Jeff said he'd have to pass. He said biological females only. He said have a nice day and hung up on Sal.
Sal came in and talked about how bad it is in the subways now. He said people are rubbing their faces and touching the bars in the subway. He said it's filthy as can be and people touch their faces after touching the bars. He said there are smears on the bars and they're touching them.
Howard said people are wondering how Jackie the Joke Man is doing during this Coronavirus thing. He had Sour Shoes on the phone doing his Jackie impression and telling Coronavirus jokes. They spent a few minutes with that bit.
Howard said Chris Wilding went to get hand sanitizer and it was all sold out. He read about how to make his own but they were out of rubbing alcohol. Howard said Chris went on a dating site and they gave a warning about Coronavirus but people were still messaging him to raw dog his asshole.
Sal said his barber said that business has dropped by 30 percent because no one wants to go out. Robin said many events are being canceled because of concerns about Coronavirus.
Howard said a friend of his had a trip to Italy planned and he got an email from where he was going and they asked why he wasn't going. He said they were saying it's okay to go there and they shouldn't have canceled.
A caller said he's supposed to go to Disney tomorrow. He asked what he thinks about that. Howard said he's paranoid like you wouldn't believe. He said he was germ phobic before all of this. He said he wouldn't go to Disney. He said he doesn't want to cause a panic but that's what he thinks. The caller asked Robin what she would do. Robin said she would go. She said it's not bad right now. She said they're perfectly healthy people.
A caller asked Howard to give us an update with the real news. He wanted to know about Bobo's numbers. Howard said he'll get to that after a break.
Howard said Gary was going to go to Los Angeles next week and he canceled his trip. Gary said he hasn't canceled yet. He said he has a personal trip in April that he's trying to decide on. He said Shuli isn't canceling his gigs at all. He said he's going to keep going. He said Ronnie is going to Puerto Rico soon and not canceling that.
Howard talked about going out to eat and watching everyone in the restaurant. He said they touch your utensils for no good reason and he freaks out about that. Robin said they touch the food too. Howard said Costa Rica has 9 confirmed cases of Coronavirus so far. Gary said it's a big country. He said he's not that concerned with 9 cases.
Howard said he's thinking maybe he should have stocked up with some of those food buckets that people stock up on. He said people are nuts buying up everything. He said that shit must taste like a sponge in those buckets. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the time change sucks. Howard said he's with him on that. The caller also asked how Howard and Robin have been together so long and make it last. Howard said they are wiling to compromise and listen to one another. He said last week marked their 39th year working together. Robin said she didn't know that. Howard said no fucking and listening to one another is how you do it.
Robin said the experts say that couples who live together and survive the longest are couples who never turn away from each other. Howard asked what that even means. Robin said that's like a couple that listens to each other and the man doesn't turn the paper up when the woman is talking.
Howard did his impression of his mother talking about being in love and how you can be in love with anyone. He had his mom telling stories about loving Ben and how you can love anyone. Howard said his dad is 96 now and doesn't even hear any of this. He said he doesn't care. He's worn out.
Howard said he talked to his mom about Coronavirus. He did his impression of her talking about that with him.
They talked more about relationships and Howard said the best example of couples arguing was Jack Nicholson and Ann Margaret in that movie where he yells at her. He played the clip from the movie ''Carnal Knowledge.''
Howard got into some fan feedback and read about the Harry Styles interview that they released. He said they released the video of Harry doing ''Sledgehammer'' and Peter Gabriel retweeted it himself. Howard read a bunch of comments about the Harry Styles interview and performances. He played some of that ''Sledgehammer'' performance too. He talked about how great their video and audio teams are there at SiriusXM. He said it's not easy to get that sound right but it sounds perfect to him. He also talked about how much he liked that drummer in the band.
Howard took a call from Imus from heaven. He had Sour Shoes doing the impression of Imus and talking up ''Sledgehammer'' for him.
Howard moved on to talk about #UnfollowBobo. He was about to get into it but he said he was told he has to take a break. Bobo was on the line and Howard said he has to get to him after the break. They went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and took a call from a woman who asked him to please stay on the air no matter what it takes. She said it's going to get worse but he has to stay on the air. She said this Coronavirus is going to go on a long time and they need the laughs to go on. Howard asked how this all ends. She said some people they know are going to be affected. She said she worries about the Wack Pack. Howard said she's right. He said keeping him healthy is the most important thing.
Howard told a story about John Blitt who works there. He said John, Jason, Gary and Chris went out to eat and Jason started puking and it turns out he's allergic to crab. He said it may have been in this meal. He said it was lobster but maybe there was crab in there. Howard had some audio of Jason puking at the dinner at John's apartment. Howard said you can hear it so clearly because it's a small apartment. He said it's like a closet.
Jason came in and told them how the door wouldn't even close. He said it's a tiny studio apartment. Gary said it's just about 400 square feet. Jason said John is a great chef. He talked about the great meal he cooked for them.
Jason talked about the meal they had and gave details about what they ate. He said he got so sick he had to go to the hospital. Jason threw up out the side of the Uber they took to the hospital. Howard had audio of Jason puking but nothing was coming out.
Howard said he's upset with them for going to the hospital while this Coronavirus thing is going on and all sitting there. He said they should have sent Jason in there alone. He said he's a big boy and he could have gone in himself. Gary said he was wobbly.
Chris said they did have a discussion about going there. He said he kept using Purell. He said it was very scary.
Howard said there must have been crab in there or he just threw up from being a glutton. Jason said he was told it was food poisoning. He said the lady told him that's what it was. He said he was told it gets more and more sensitive. She said it could have been someone touching a crab and then touching the lobster. He said now he has to carry an Epi pen with him all the time.
Jason said he felt awful the whole time. He said his mind kept shifting every time he threw up. He said he was thinking about why he was throwing up. He said his head was all over the place.
Howard said he was pissed that they went to the hospital and came in there. He took a call from a guy who said the worst place to go is the hospital right now. Gary said they checked with the powers that be and they were cleared to come in. Howard said he's the powers that be.
Jason and the guys were talking about their decision making process and why they went with him. Howard said he would have called an ambulance. He said his throat could have closed up. He said the ambulance could have treated him. Jason said that's a good point.
Howard tried to kick the guys out of there after that. He said they're making bad decisions. Howard asked if they were smoking weed. Gary said he wasn't but there was some THC stuff there. He said there were drinks infused with THC and things like that. Howard said he's going to let them stay in there.
Sour Gary was talking about vinyl record sales and going to the hospital and talking to people about that there.
Howard asked Sour Shoes about auditioning for American Idol two times. Sour talked in his regular voice for a minute and talked about going through that two times. He said he got through and got on TV but not to the first round. He talked about singing songs that they threw out to him. Howard said he may not have a good enough voice for that. Howard threw some songs out for him to sing and Sour did them for him. Howard let Sour go a short time later.
Howard said it's a good thing he didn't get on American Idol. He said no one gets famous from that show anymore.
Howard said Carrie Underwood looks good lately. He said it's his favorite thing when someone fat gets hot. He said she transformed into super hot. He said he just wants to see her moving around because he doesn't care about her singing. He said she wore a pant suit on Jimmy Fallon's show and he tuned right out.
Howard had Bobo on the phone and talked to him about the sheep in sheep's clothing thing. Bobo said he has been saying that forever. He said the wolf in sheep's clothing makes more sense. He said this whole movement really hurt him.
Howard asked what the numbers are now. Bobo said he had 54.6K and now he's 49.4K. Howard said he's kind of disappointed in that. He said he was hoping it would be down to zero. Bobo said Jimmy Kimmel mentioned it in his monologue. Howard said he has audio of that to play. Jimmy mentioned the movement in his monologue.
Howard read about how 30 percent of Bobo's followers are bots and not real people. Howard asked how that happens. Bobo had no idea he even had them. Gary said they're not sure how got so many.
Memet got on the microphone and said that he goes on TwitterAudit.com and they say he has about 15.8 thousand bots. He said most people pay for stuff like that. Jason said he spoke to their web guys and they said that you get those numbers by paying for followers. Bobo insisted he never did that.
Howard said he thought that he was going to lose a lot more than he did. He said maybe Michael Rapaport helped stop the unfollowing.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Bobo has to be paying for followers. He said it's very easy to buy them.
Shuli came in and said that these bots will follow popular accounts. He said that you don't have to pay for those. He said Bobo has so many that it does appear that he paid for them. Bobo said that's a bunch of bullshit.
Shuli told Howard that Bobo contacted him all weekend long and he came up with an essay for why it's important for him to have followers. He said he'd like for him to read it live for Howard.
Bobo read his essay and he was talking about why he wants people to follow him so he feels like part of the Stern show family. they had him start the essay over a few times to hear him fucking up words.
Howard said Bobo doesn't even know why it's important. Bobo talked about why he was confused about why he thinks it's important for him to have fans.
Howard asked how long it took him to write that. Bobo said about 5 minutes. Howard said he thought he had to get it right to Shuli after that. Howard asked where he wrote it, was it in that book he writs in. Bobo said he wrote it on a legal pad. Howard said those are meant for legal matters.
Shuli said he sent him the notes he had written down. He said it looked like a John Hinckley letter.
Howard asked Bobo where he sits to write this. Bobo said he has an office in his house. He said he wrote it in there. Robin asked to hear the essay one more time. Howard had Bobo read it again.
After reading the essay again Robin asked why he says period at the end and if it was just one long sentence. Bobo said he had punctuation in there. Howard had him read it back again with all of the punctuation. Bobo read it and mentioned whenever there was a comma, period or question mark. Bobo was reading it and everyone was questioning him about his punctuation but Howard said he's had enough of this.
Howard read some more email about the Unfollow Bobo movement. He had a song parody that they had about it too.
Howard said Jillian Barberie said she will never Unfollow Bobo. She said she loves him and nothing will change. Howard said it would have been funny if he went down to zero. He said maybe he did only have 5,000 real followers.
Howard said Jerry O'Connell asked people to please follow Bobo. He read some of his comments about Bobo. Howard said Nikki Glaser turned her back on Bobo. He read some of her comments about Bobo.
Howard read some cements from one of the guys from Impractical Jokers who unfollowed Bobo. Howard said Nikki Glaser was great on the show last week. He said she was quick as hell. Shuli said she destroys at the clubs every night. He said she's great with the crowd work. Howard read more fan feedback about Nikki and her appearance last week.
Howard said Mariann and Michael Rapaport got into a fight over Bobo last week. Bobo said he has to say something about that. He said Mariann is his best friend and he was being douchey and ''self absorbent'' last week so it's okay.
Howard had Mariann on the phone and she said that Michael Rapaport is DM'ing her and it's really disturbing. She said he has a real problem. Howard played some audio of some voicemails that Mariann was leaving for them last week. She wanted to come in and sit down with Michael in the studio. She said she'll make him cry.
Howard had a voicemail from Rapaport about Mariann too. Rapaport said they need to lock her in a bird cage and padlock it. He went on and on about Mariann saying she's nuts. He said he's going to start a campaign to unfollow her.
Mariann said that Bobo asked her to post his new Instagram and it turned her off when he was pushing his Cameo account. She said she told him that she didn't like that. She said he wants things from the show and he won't admit it. Mariann said she's not sure why Michael went off on her. She said he's DM'ing her. She said he needs a life.
Howard got Michael on the phone and let him go off on Mariann. Michael said he heard on the streets that she's making threats about him. He said he just responded to that. Mariann and Michael argued about that by talking over each other for a while.
Rapaport eventually said that he's going to unfollow Bobo because of what he said earlier about being friends with Mariann even though she unfollowed him. Mariann kept talking over him so Howard had to switch her on the phone.
Rapaport said that he's going to start the #UnfollowMariann movement now. He said people love the Wack Pack and she's trying to ruin someone great like Bobo. Howard said she doesn't like his use of the show for commercial purposes.
Howard asked where Mariann stands on this. Mariann said she's unfollowing everyone. She said this caller John started this movement, not her. She said that she just wanted to teach Bobo a lesson.
Howard read a bunch of fan feedback about Mariann and some people did and didn't agree with her on the Bobo thing. Mariann asked if people don't get the show. She said she could walk away from the show no problem if that's what people want. Mariann said Bobo lives for this stuff. Howard said she's right about that.
Howard was finally able to mute Mariann so he did that. She got upset with Howard for reading the negative email about her.
Michael Rapaport was talking about starting the UnfollowMariann movement again and Mariann was still screaming in the background. Howard said he has to go anyway. Michael said he can't even control his own show. Howard said he has her under control now.
Howard said Bobo has received 5 new followers during this conversation. Bobo went off on Mariann saying she probably likes Simon Cowell secretly and she just calls in to get on the air.
Howard had Sour Mariann on the phone after that. He let the two Marianns scream at each other for a short time.
Mariann went off on Bobo for bringing up that Simon Cowell thing. Bobo apologized for it. She was still screaming at him after he apologized.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said everyone has to get on board with this including people like Jillian Barberie. He said that Bobo deserves this unfollowing.
Howard said the good news is that Dow opened up 1900 down. Ralph said now is a great time to buy. He said that's the advice he'll give about the stock market.
Howard reviewed what just went on and went over some of the stuff they covered. He said Wolfie will have the last word here. Wolfie got on and called Bobo a fake fan. He said he actually likes the show but Bobo uses the show to get stuff and sell it. He said he sold the Tickle Chair. Bobo said he was moving and had to get rid of it. He said he threw out pool tables and stuff when he made that move.
Howard let Wolfie go off on Bobo a little more and Bobo was trying to defend himself. His arguments weren't very convincing. Wolfie also brought up how Bobo stalked Howard and showed up at the hospital when his daughter was born. Howard said that's right.
Howard had Michael Rapaport back on the phone to complain about Ralph. Rapaport went off on Ralph saying no one would care if he was never on the show again. He said the Wack Pack is who people care about.
Howard reviewed what just happened again and said that the UnfollowBobo thing kind of fizzled. He said it's still going on with some people.
A caller said that Mariann is radio gold. Howard said there you go Mariann. Robin said she was so enthusiastic about this movement because Bobo was never punished for giving them the worst show ever with the unveiling of his head. She said she just stood there and watched them flounder with a smile on his face. Howard played a song parody about #UnfollowBobo and then went to break.
Howard said he was thinking about the Monkees and he saw that Mike Nesmith and Mickey Dolenz are out on tour together. He said Mike never wanted to tour. He said he was watching Mickey and realized how much he likes that guy. He said he loved the look of that guy. He said he was fascinated with him. He said he was in something called Jungle Boy or something. He said Mickey sang for The Monkees too. He said he has musical ability and he thought he was the best looking of the guys. He said he was good. He played some audio of one of the songs he was watching. It was something from 2019 but maybe not what Howard saw. Howard said this is pretty good.
Howard had Mariann on the phone again and said she wore him out today. Mariann said he's wearing her out. She said that she's done with everyone but Ralph. She said thank god for Ralph. Howard said he has called Mariann on Christmas. He told her to calm down. Mariann said Bobo loves all of this and Michael Rapaport ruined the whole bit. Howard hung up on her in the middle of her rant.
Howard said Mickey Dolenz was on the show in 1991. He played some audio of him doing a medley of songs during that interview. Howard said he likes that guy. He said he's out on tour with Michael Nesmith. He said he was a stick in the mud for so many years about the Monkees.
Howard said he really is worn out by the show today. He said he's not sure if he can go on with the show. He said they'll have to see what happens with the #UnfollowBobo movement.
Howard said Jimmy Kimmel sent him a note and signed his name ''Ham Hands Kimmel.'' He said he thought that was great. Sour Gary got on Gary's microphone and gave him some history of The Monkees.
Howard said Yucko hired Ronnie to do this part on the show and he recorded it back in October when they were out in L.A. Howard said Ronnie plays Special Agent Pegme. Howard had some notes from Steve Nowicki who was out there with Ronnie. Howard said Steve said Ronnie was upset about how small the print was when he was reading his lines. Howard had some audio of that.
Howard had some clips of Ronnie reading his lines. They'd ask him to do them differently and Ronnie would do them about the same every time. Roger said that Ronnie was in there yelling at them and there were people who didn't know him so they didn't know what to make of him.
Howard played some audio of Ronnie recording for another voice called Sgt. Slipshitz. He was messing up some lines. Howard said he's never heard acting like that.
Ronnie came in and said they were just fucking with him and there was no character called that name on the show. He said they were just fucking with his head. Roger said that was going to be a real character.
Howard asked if he has seen the episode. Ronnie said he has and it was real good. Howard played his scene from the episode. They had Ronnie saying his line ''Everybody get down on the ground! Get down! Get down!'' Howard had another part that Ronnie appeared in.
Howard asked if Ronnie had fun doing it. Ronnie said he did. He said it was a lot of fun. He said everyone there likes Howard. Howard said Ronnie is still available for more work if they have it. Roger said everyone at Netflix loves Howard. He said they put a lot of references to the show in the show. Howard said they're number 7 in the United States on Netflix today.
Howard said Roger has come a long way since he was a smelly clown. He asked if he's getting laid out there. Ronnie answered for him and said no. Roger said he gained about 30 pounds and he looks like a fat Iron man now with his goatee. Howard let him go a short time later and congratulated him on his success.
Howard spent a little more time talking to Ronnie about his work on the show. He went to break a short time later.
Howard said tomorrow he's giving away tickets to the Pearl Jam concert at the Apollo. He said they're one of the best bands on earth. He said they must have gotten that because they have a Pearl Jam channel there. He said he has never interviewed Eddie Vedder but he hopes he'll do the show one day. He said he needs to talk to the guy.
Howard had Fred play Robin into her news with a song parody about Robin smelling her own vagina to the tune of Peter Gabriel's ''Sledgehammer.''
Howard took a call from the Coronavirus who said he's in Howard's studio and in Howard's house with the cats and Beth. It was High Pitch Erik putting on a deep voice. Howard said he has to admit that this is better than he thought it would be. He said he didn't know he'd be able to do so good off the cuff. Howard kept going with the bit and Erik had some material about where the Coronavirus is living. He's living on Gary's teeth and on Chris Wilding. Howard said this is a good bit. Erik ran out of material so he came out of character. He said he's on Paradise PD too. He said he's a pro at this. Howard let him go.
Howard took a call from a guy who had a theory about Coronavirus being spread by mosquitos. He said they should start spraying now to stop them.
Robin started her news with a story about Max Von Sydow passing away at the age of 90. Robin and Howard spent a little time talking about the movies he was in.
Howard asked if Robin watched finale of Love is Blind. Robin said she did. Howard said it was very disappointing. He said they didn't ask any good questions. Howard said he has seen tonight's Bachelor and it's really good. He said this guy has to pull his shit together though. He said he's a mess. Howard and Robin spent a little time talking about what's happening on that show. Howard talked about bailing out on the show The Stranger on Netflix after 4 episodes. He said he could predict what was going to happen on that show. Howard said there are a lot of good shows on Netflix though. Robin said she watched The Runaways on Hulu this weekend. Howard said he watched a good movie on Netflix. He said it was about a girl who got super powers. He said it was only the first season and she's just learning how to use the powers. He said it's called ''I Am Not Okay With This.'' Robin said she wasn't able to get through that. Howard told her to keep watching. Robin said she likes Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Howard said no to that.
Robin read a story about Chris Rock and his girlfriend breaking up. Robin said Chris has admitted that he was a real shit in his marriage too. She said he says he cheated on his wife 3 times. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Ben Affleck dating Ana de Armas and not trying to get back together with Jennifer Garner like some people were thinking. Howard said it must be great to be good looking. He said that's a good looking girl.
Howard mentioned that Ringo is looking good these days. Robin said he's the best looking Beatle now. Howard asked if she's bad mouthing Paul. Robin said not at all. Howard said he'd love to be good looking at 80. He said he hopes he can still get it up at 80. He said he's still doing fine at this age. He asked if Fred is too. Fred said he is. Howard said there has to be one guy on the staff who can't get it up but won't admit it.
Robin read about how Orlando Bloom has knocked up Katy Perry. Howard said he never thought he'd go through with that. He said he can't imagine he can be with just one woman. He said he has a giant cock and it must be hungry for other pussy. Robin said Katy announced the news in a song and revealed her baby bump in a music video. She had some of her song for Howard to play. They had some audio of Katy making her announcement too. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how Dolly Parton is turning 75 soon and she wants to recreate her Playboy cover picture that she did in 1978.
Howard took a call from Balls who asked if Sour Gary would want to be pressed into a vinyl record and what record it would be. Sour Shoes did his Gary impression and said he'd like to be on Asia's Africa album. Then he went into his top 9 albums. Howard asked him to get into detail for each album he'd bring up. Sour Gary was going on and on with his top noine album details. Howard tried to cut him off but Sour kept going. Howard said he had to cut him off because they're in the middle of news.
Robin asked who gets paid more in the porn industry, tops or bottoms. Howard said she's talking about gay porn. He said the bottom is doing the work so he'll say that. Robin said he's wrong. She said the tops get more. She read some details about that story. She had some audio for Howard to play too. Howard had some interviews they did on the street asking people who think should be paid more. Howard had Sour Jackie call in with a gay joke before he went into a live commercial read.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thought sour Shoes was really Gary today when he tuned in. Howard said they only got up to number 6 with his top 9 songs. Sour Gary continued to go on with his top 9 songs.
Robin read a story about OJ Simpson going out in a mask to protect himself from Coronavirus.
Robin read about the number of Coronavirus cases in the U.S. being on the rise. Robin said they're saying they're up to 550 cases so far. Robin had some other news about Coronavirus that she went through.
Robin read a story about Alex Trebek giving an update on his cancer battle. Robin had some audio for Howard to play. Howard said he looks pretty good for what he's been through.
Robin read a story about Harvey Weinstein being taken to prison. Robin said after his verdict he complained of chest pain and was rushed to the hospital. He was released late last week and now he's serving time. Robin said she heard he took a fall in prison. She said he's going to do what he can to avoid prison.
Robin read a story about Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden and how they're getting endorsements from other candidates. Robin had some audio for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about Meghan and Prince Harry making their final appearance as part of the royal family. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about The Great American Nightmare opening song and how hard it is to understand what Rob is singing in that.
Howard said he's supposed to give away tickets to the Pearl Jam show today but now he's hearing they're postponing it. He said he's kind of glad about that. He said it's an intimate concert that's cool but he didn't think he'd be able to go. He said he turned it down because of Coronavirus but now he's glad they're not doing it. He said Pearl Jam has postponed their whole thing. Gary said they're canceling the first leg of their tour.
Howard read the press release from Pearl Jam and how they have no confidence in the government to get this Coronavirus thing under control. Howard said the stock market has dropped because of that confidence too. He said there's no leadership right now. He said no one is working their ass off in the White House.
Robin said the President said that the market is all up to him so he must not be doing a good job. Howard said the government has to get a handle on this. He said we have a problem on our hands. He said everything is getting canceled. He said he's not sure why he's even there.
Robin said they're canceling a lot of things around the country. She said they're considering what's happening and what the trajectory of this situation is before they commit to anything.
Howard said he has a tip for Donald. He said if he's giving a speech about the Coronavirus don't wear that Make America Great Again cap. He said it's not a great time for that cap when there's an illness going around. He said he's all about optics.
Howard said if he was Biden right now he'd announce a press conference and say he's going to get on top of this Coronavirus thing and he's going to get his cabinet organized and ready to go. Howard said there's all kinds of misinformation coming from Trump. He said he wouldn't even pretend he was running and he'd set up an alternate White House and start running things. He said he'd win in a landslide if he did that. Howard said he doesn't have to call it the White House. He said he can call it the Black House.
Howard said Kellyanne Conway went on TV and said that Coronavirus is contained. He said you have to scratch your head over this. He asked who the hell she thinks she is.
Howard talked about what he would do if he were Biden getting things in order to run this country. He said he'd be calling the leaders of China and countries in Europe. He said he'd have a report every day and have press conferences. He said people would realize he's taking charge. Robin said he could show that he knows what he's doing.
Howard had the head of the CDC on the phone. It was the guys playing clips of Beetlejuice talking about going to China and then throwing up.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that there's an illusion about being able to control the Coronavirus. He said we don't have that ability. Howard said all of the administrations have given you the illusion that they did have control and people were relaxed. He said no one thinks anyone is in control right now. He said you know the administration is lying about it all.
Howard said this has to go away. He said they think they can pray it away like the Vice President. He said wishes only go so far.
Howard said Italy has better control over it than we do. He said there is no one contacting foreign governments because we've blown our relationships with them all. He said we're all on our own because of this administration. Howard said we need to be transparent and not out golfing during something like this. Robin said Trump would fire himself from his own TV show if this was his TV show.
Howard said China has checkpoints where they take your temperature and if you have a fever then they quarantine you.
Howard took some calls and had fake Dr. Ben Carson on the line talking about Coronavirus being under control. He said it's totally normal to be terrified. He said all of this thinking is making him very tired. He said it's time for his mid-morning nap and fell asleep.
Howard talked about a game he was going to play to give away the Pearl Jam tickets. He said he can play that but he's not giving away tickets.
Howard said he has the lyrics to a song and you have to guess what Eddie is singing. Howard played some of ''Yellow Ledbetter'' and asked what he's singing. Robin and Fred had no idea. Howard had to tell them what it was.
Howard played other songs that had lyrics that were hard to understand. He played songs like ''Given to Fly'' and ''Black.''
Robin said this would have been too hard for people to win. Howard said he had a different game actually. He said they had High Pitch Erik try to finish the lyrics of Pearl Jam songs. He had some examples of that. Erik had to try to finish the lines in songs. Howard played them and asked Robin to guess if he could finish them. She kept saying no. Erik was able to get a couple right.
Howard said they had all kinds of games to play. He said he can't believe that Erik knew any Pearl Jam songs.
Robin asked for more of the songs to guess the lyrics. Howard played some stuff from the songs ''Corduroy,'' ''Daughter,'' ''Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town'' and ''Just Breathe.''
Howard said playing all of those reminds you of how many great songs they have. He said he had 3 sets of tickets to give away and that's what they were going to play to give them away.
Howard said he had another game to get to as well. He said this one was insanely ridiculous. He said it's another High Pitch Erik game. He said they put headphones on High Pitch Erik and you have to guess what he's singing along to. Howard played some examples and Robin tried to guess. Robin didn't know the song names. One of the songs was ''Alive'' and Erik wasn't even close to what the song sounded like.
Howard played more examples of Erik singing along to Pearl Jam songs. He was singing along to ''Better Man'' and some others.
Howard took a call from Asian Pete clips who had a Coronavirus update. He said something unintelligible in the clips the guys played.
Howard talked about some of the events that are being canceled or postponed because of Coronavirus.
Another caller said this virus seems to be going like it did in the Planet of the Apes movie. He said this is the way it went in the movie. Howard asked if the apes were immune from the virus. The caller tried to explain how it worked but Howard said he was making him nervous and had to hang up. He goofed on the caller and said he was a dick for calling in with that. He said the audience is exhausting him.
Howard said he's not sure why he's even working. He said he wants to suspend the show. He said they don't even talk to him about that there. Robin said they are cleaning everything there constantly. She said she was on the elevator and a woman was wiping down all of the panels that people touch.
Howard said they were saying stay home if you can stay home. He said he was saying that everyone should limo like he does. Robin said they're telling people not to take the subway for the first time in a long time.
Howard took a call from an Uber driver who said his business is down 250 percent. Howard seemed to find it funny but Robin thought it was a dumb joke.
Howard did his impression of the Lyft driver that called in earlier who was talking about his 150 percent drop in business. Howard said some people take forever to get to their point. He said that guy is like the Coronavirus to this show. He continued to goof on the guy about how long it took him to get to his point.
Howard said the guy who put out his book, Howard Stern Comes Again, was doing an interview and was asked about how it was to work with Howard Stern. He said he was very complimentary about it. He said the guy said he may never write another book. Howard said he's writing another one about how to fuck up his radio show.
Howard took a call from a Chiropractor who wanted to give some advice on how to boost your immune system. Howard let him speak for about 10 seconds and hung up on him.
Howard said they did a whole thing about Jim the other day. He said he had this silver solution and the government is saying that because of the John Oliver show they were alerted to what Jim was up to. Howard said they did it first on this show. He said they did it weeks before them.
Howard played the clips that they played before where Jim and his people were talking about the Silver Solution that can boost your immune system and block Coronavirus.
Howard said the government heard about this and sent them something. Jason said it was a Cease and Desist. He said it was the New York Attorney General that did that. Jason read some of the article about this to Howard.
Howard said they have this shit and they think they can sell a ton of it by saying it can cure Coronavirus. He said Jim hasn't learned his lesson after going to jail.
Howard said he credits Jessica Hahn for getting Jim to jail. He said she was the key to that. He said he hasn't heard from her in a long time. He said he's not sure how she's doing.
Gary said he spoke to Jessica about 8 months ago and she's doing great. He said she inherited some money when the guy she was living with passed away. He said she's very happy. Robin asked if she's married. Fred said she is actually. He said they live on a ranch out there in California. Howard said he's happy for her.
Howard asked if he was right about Jim Bakker going to jail for fraud. Gary said he was right. Howard said he was just mentioning this because John Oliver got the credit for bringing this to the public's attention. He said they did it first.
Robin said this is like when they stayed on the air on 9/11 and everyone else who took off and came back a week later got credit for making people laugh again. Howard said that's right. He said they have a bigger audience but they always get fucked. He said he did get jealous.
Howard read some feedback about Mariann. He said this is all about the #UnfollowBobo movement. Howard read about how it all spiraled when they were all arguing. Howard said Mariann turned on him eventually.
Howard read some of the mail to Mariann and there were some people who were on her side. There were others who weren't on her side. Howard said he has a few from fans who felt like she turned on Howard and they wanted to reverse the Unfollow Bobo thing.
Shuli came in and said that he doesn't want to add fuel to the fire. He said they should let Bobo and Mariann just be friends. Howard got Bobo on the line to talk to him too.
Bobo said he's sick of this whole thing. Howard asked how many fans he's down. Mariann said he's back up to where he started.
Shuli said Bobo was upset by Mariann saying he feels entitled to things on the show. He said Bobo told him that Mariann was like that when she had the America's Got Talent tickets to give away. Mariann said how dare he say that after what she's done for him. Howard said Bobo was upset about that. Bobo said he was just trying to get something going. Shuli said this was off the air.
Howard said this is a very different Bobo. Shuli said he had a lot more energy and he was very confident in what he was saying and he wasn't happy with Mariann. He said Bobo thought she should have his back.
Howard talked to Bobo Puppet for a short time about Mariann. He took a call from Jeff the Drunk who said Bobo is an idiot and Mariann is very fair about giving out the tickets. Mariann said she tried to be fair.
Mariann asked what he would do if he was her. She said Bobo is lying about her in public. Howard said she attacked Bobo too. He said she raked him over the coals. Shuli said she fired the first shot. Mariann said John the caller fired that shot. Howard said she came in and was way into the #UnfollowBobo thing. He said it was great but she was brutal and Bobo fired back at her. Jeff said it's part of the show.
Howard had Asian Pete on the phone again. The guys were playing clips of him saying things that no one could understand.
Mariann asked what Robin would do in this situation. Robin said she would just forget about the whole thing and go back to being friends.
Howard reviewed what went on with Bobo and Mariann and he thinks they're about even with their attacks. He said they can work it out. Bobo Puppet tried to say something but Mariann was talking over him.
Howard said the #UnfollowBobo thing didn't work out. He said it would have been great if everyone had unfollowed him. He said Mariann and Bobo can be friends now. Mariann said Jim from Raleigh said that Bobo was worried about having celebrity followers. She said that's all Bobo was talking about. Bobo tried to explain that but Howard cut him off so he could end this. Howard said they'll be back to being friends in a couple of weeks. He said take a break and go back to it.
Shuli said he won't say what else Bobo said. He said there were things in the past that Bobo has said. He said he mentioned that some fans complained to him that Mariann had said they could go and she changed it at the last minute. Bobo said he never said that. Mariann said she never did that. Jeff said he's a shit stirrer.
Howard had Marfan Mike clips on the phone and the guys had him mumbling unintelligible stuff. Howard hung up on Bobo accidentally again.
Mariann said she loves the show and she sang her ''All I Need'' song. Howard thanked her for calling in and let her go. Bobo said he's having a really hard decision about going to Wrestlemania next month. He said he's not sure what he should do. Howard said he always wondered who goes to fake fights. Shuli said he loves wrestling but he's never been to Wrestlemania. Bobo asked if he would go or not. Howard said use your head. He said he's not going to anything himself.
Howard said he wanted to go see Pearl Jam but he was cancelling because of this Coronavirus. Howard said Shuli is still doing Meet and Greets at his comedy shows. Shuli said they're still coming out so he's doing it. He said he roomed with Beetlejuice for 2 years so this virus doesn't have a shot at him.
Howard asked if Shuli is really a fan of wrestling. Shuli said he is. He said he enjoys it. Robin said it's not real though. Shuli said they're making contact. Howard said they're great athletes that are dancing choreography. Robin said they have already picked the winner. Shuli said it's entertaining to him. He said The Bachelor is just as ridiculous to him as wrestling is to Robin and Howard. He said that show is just as scripted. Howard said it's not though. He said you can't compare them. He said he has to get out of this.
Bobo said the blood is real. He said he almost got his ass kicked by Rick Flair when he asked about using blood capsules. Robin said they used to cut themselves to make the blood. That's how real the wrestling is. Howard said he has to take a break. He said he'll be back. He went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said he has Ivanka Trump there. He had her come into the studio. He spent a few minutes talking to her about Coronavirus and Mike Bloomberg dropping out of the race. Howard talked to her about Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden too. She had jokes about all of that stuff.
Ivanka talked about Coronavirus and how she wants to have her own line of HazMat suits in her clothing line. She had some audio of herself in Chinatown looking for workers to work in her sweatshop. Howard said she's a very brave woman to go out there doing that. Howard had a bunch of clips from Chinatown to play. Howard thanked her for sharing all of that.
Howard asked if she will say hi to her father for him. Ivanka said that he has to come out from behind that console and show her the boner he has for her. She also blew Fred a queef before leaving. Howard went to break after that.
Howard said last night he thinks he put his feet on Beth's feet while they were sleeping and he woke her up. He didn't tell her that he did that though.
Howard took a call from a guy who brought up My 600 Pound Life and said he's obsessed with these Asanti brothers on the show. Howard said one of them weighed almost 800 pounds. He said he broke his hospital bed because he's so heavy. Howard said he has to say that TLC has to stop cutting it off after the year of following them. He said they don't show the outcome after that. He said it should be 2 years. He said their app is also horrible. He said he can't find what he's looking for. He said it's easy to find things on the SiriusXM app for his show.
Howard said Dr. Phil got an interview with the Asanti brothers and he's getting the interview that TLC should have. He said they're losing business because they only follow these people for 1 year. He said the show could be so much better.
Robin said so many of these apps are no good because they don't tell you where you left off. Howard said CBS All Access is like that. He said he watches this Picard show and they say he didn't watch an episode. He said he already saw it. He was all aggravated by the whole thing.
Howard said he was supposed to see the latest episode of The Bachelor but he wasn't able to get it. He said he and Beth watch it together. He said they watched My 600 Pound Life instead. He talked about the Asanti brothers and how huge they are. Howard said he loves watching that show. He said it's unbelievable. He said every show is the same thing. He said they start out with someone so fat they can't get out of bed. He said they even eat in bed. He said then they get naked and take a shower. He said every time he says they must smell so bad. He said Beth tells him to calm down. Howard went over how they follow these people and how much he loves it.
Howard said there's always one person who brings them food. He had some audio to play from the show. He said this is Steven and he's at 735 pounds. He said they had to drive him in an RV because he's too large to drive or fly. JD said this is Steven Asanti. Howard played the clip where the guy was stopping to eat every 100 miles.
Howard said in Italy they are playing sports but no one is going to the games so it's really weird when someone scores a goal in a soccer game and no one cheers. Howard played a clip where that happened and no one was there to cheer.
Howard said that's what every soccer game sounds like in America. He said no one cares here. He said we have football here and that's where real men play and they get brain damage.
Howard said the porn industry is capitalizing on this Coronavirus thing. He said they have videos popping up on porn sites. Howard said he's beat off to this. He played a clip where they had a TSA agent holding a woman because she was suspected of having Coronavirus. Howard said he really beat off to this one. He played some audio from the video. He described what was going on in the video and then played a clip for Robin. The guy said he had to test her and stuck his dick in the woman to do those tests.
Howard asked if JD saw the video. JD said he did and the girl was hot. Howard said she had a great ass. JD said it was nice. Ronnie came over to check it out and said that's a great ass. Howard said it's great.
Howard said Shiny Cock Films produced a video about a mom and son who were quarantined because of Coronavirus. Howard said the mom gives the guy a hand job and then blows him. He said the mom wasn't that hot. He played some audio from that one too. Howard said he didn't beat off to that one. He said the woman wasn't his type.
Howard said there's this ASMR stuff out there and that's when they whisper into the microphone. He said there's even Coronavirus ASMR out. He played some clips where they whisper facts about Coronavirus.
Howard took a call from an EMT who claims he had to carry Steven Asanti from My 600 Pound Life. The caller said the guy as an asshole. He said he called in the middle of the night to take him to the hospital because his toe hurt. He said then he goes an makes YouTube videos. He said he's a piece of shit. The caller said the guy abuses the system.
Howard asked how much you can make being an EMT. The caller said not that much. He said he's making maybe $75,000 after doing it for 25 years. Howard asked what the worst thing is that he's ever seen. He said the fat people must smell. The guy said they do. He said they never live on the first floor either. He said they always live on the third floor.
Howard and the caller talked about My 600 Pound Life and some of the stuff they do on the show like cleaning these fat people. The caller said they had to remove a wall to get a guy out of his house. Howard asked how they take the wall down. The caller said they had some company come in to do that.
Howard asked what the grossest thing is he's ever seen. The caller said hoarders are bad. He said the house is full and they just have a tiny trail to get to them. He said there's no telling what's in that house. He said the smell is bad. Howard let the caller go a short time later. He said that job sounds like it might be kind of cool. Robin didn't think he'd be able to do it and called him Mr. Back Pain. Howard said he doesn't have back pain. They went to break a short time later.
Howard said he hasn't done the top 5 lately. He said there were a couple he liked in the top 5. He said Dua Lipa had a good one. Howard played her song and went through the top 5. Number 4 was Tones and I with ''Dance Monkey.'' Howard said she sounds hot in that song. Gary said the guys are saying not so hot. Howard said he likes that song.
Howard played number 3 which was Post Malone's ''Circles.'' Howard said that's the guy with all the face tattoos. He said he feels bad for that guy. He said he must need some help. Howard said he should have tattoos all over his face too. He said he feels like that guy must have had a tough life. Howard said it killed him when Cindy Crawford's son tattooed his face. He said it's a shame when you have a nice face and you do that. Howard said there should be a waiting time for face tattoos. He said it should be a year. Robin said her mom stopped her from getting a gold tooth. She said she's so glad about that. Howard said his mom tried to stop him from getting an earring.
Howard said number 2 in the top 5 is Drake ''Life is Good.'' He played some of that song. Howard said number 1 is Roddy Ricch ''The Box.'' He played a short clip of that.
Howard said he's hearing a lot of the N-word. He asked if Robin likes that. Robin said she doesn't care anymore. She said she's given up.
Howard said the number 1 song 50 years ago was ''Bridge Over Troubled Water.'' He played some of that and compared it to today's number 1. Howard said he doesn't get it. Robin said we're regressing. Howard played some other hits from 50 years ago and compared them to the current top songs. Howard said he kind of likes Post Malone though. He said Billie Eilish is good. Fred said Harry Styles is good too. Howard agreed. He said he likes some other artists of today. He said Marren Morris is good too. He said Brandi Carlile is really good too. He said there's a lot he likes.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that The Box is a great song. He said Justin Bieber's album is really good too.
Howard talked about obesity in this country and had some stats on how many people will be obese. Howard said he had a big meal last night and he weighed less the next morning. He said he had 4 eggs, cheese and a salad. He said he made such a big doody that he felt he had to fill up. He said the Metamucil he eats makes some big doodies.
King asked what he would eat if he could snack. Howard said he'd have a plant based burger. King said he has to give him something better. Howard said spaghetti with eggplant Parmesan.
King told Howard he had a big steak last night. Howard didn't care what he ate. He said Sal and Richard want to come in there and try to roll Jason around. He said he weighs 300 pounds. King told a story about his buddies calling in sick and they were told to stay home and they're still getting paid. Howard let King go after that.
Howard had Jason come in and get on the scale to find out what he weighs. The microphone wasn't working. Howard said he's at 303 pounds.
Richard said he bets he's still hard to roll over. Howard said he heard that Eric Andre wanted to come in and make out with Richard and he turned it down. Richard said he wasn't interested. Howard said he wanted to do a 3 way kiss with Sal and Richard. Richard said that's a little too far for him. He said he won't even make out with Sal. Richard said he'd be okay with Eric Andre coming in and licking his asshole though. He said kissing is too intimate.
Howard asked Richard about the rules he has at home to keep Coronavirus out of there. Howard said he has to wash up when he gets home too. Richard said he's showering twice a day now. Howard said he went from no shower to two a day. Richard said he thinks this will be the death of hand shakes. Howard said thank god for that. He said no one is shaking hands now. Gary said that's not true. He said Dr. Drew gave him a hard time when he went to fist bump him. Jason said he had the same issue. Richard too.
Howard had Sal and Richard do their thing with Jason. Jason laid on the floor and the guys tried to roll him over as if he were dead weight. Gary said Sal's face turned beet red. Richard said he had to put his leg into it. They said it wasn't easy.
Gary said two healthy men had a lot of trouble flipping over a 300 pound man. Richard and Sal said they're not that out of shape either.
Jason said he's kind of embarrassed by his weight. He said that's all he's thinking about now. Howard said he's not sure how they'd get him out of there if he died. He said maybe they can just prop him against the wall and let him decay there.
Robin said once a 600 pound person dies, why do you have to keep them whole? She said it's dangerous for people to move them. She said make it easier and cut them up. Howard said that's a lovely thought. Sal said he thought he was fucked up.
Howard said he's taking a break and getting to news so they can get out of Corona Central there. They went to break after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said yesterday may have been the best episode of the show ever. He talked about some of the stuff they did on the show yesterday and how great it was with Sour Shoes. Howard jokingly said the hall of fame called and said that it was the best episode in history.
Howard said Ryan Seacrest was on Jimmy Fallon's show and he was very excited that he was inducted into the radio hall of fame. He said maybe he should have taken it more seriously based on his reaction. He said some people are buying into it and taking it seriously. He said he wishes he had that clip. JD said he'll have it in 5-10 minutes. Howard said he was shocked that Ryan was taking it so seriously.
Howard was shocked that JD could get that clip so quickly. JD was already recording it. Howard said that guy is good at his job.
Howard had Fred do an intro for Robin's news. He said he heard new songs about Robin sniffing her vagina. He said people keep sending them in. Robin said she has to just accept it now. Howard said this song is from Little Mikey with an intro from Human Newman. Howard said he almost didn't play it but the fact that Human Newman was recruited made him include it. He said he had to tell Beth what he was listening to last night and she was like ''What!?'' when she heard what the song was about. Howard had Fred play the song.
Howard asked JD if he has the clip yet. JD said he's still working on it and it's not that great. Howard said he would never ask Jimmy to come induct him into anything. He said he likes the guy. Robin said Howard never wants to take anything from anyone. She said he models what he grew up watching. Howard said his dad is still alive because he knows no one will be at his funeral. Robin said she knows Howard wants a lot at his. Howard said of course he does. He said he was so bummed when he was fired from WNBC and no one was there. He said one guy showed up outside. He had started a petition but only 3 people had signed it. Howard said the staff can come to his funeral. He said they can bring as many people as they want. He said he just wants the seats filled.
Howard said he went home and barricaded himself in his house. He said he has people over so he had to barricade himself. He said he did some work and looked for clips of the Uncle Floyd show. He said there are none out there. He said they beat the internet somehow. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin started her news with a story about Elon Musk and how he wants to make travel to Mars a thing. Howard said no one will go there. He said once you go you can't get back. Robin said she thinks they'll get to teleportation soon. Howard said that would be awesome. Robin said Elon is afraid that they won't get to Mars before he dies.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who asked why he feels he's no longer part of the show. Howard said that's because he's not. He said he's just a listener. Jeff said he doesn't feel like he's part of the Wack Pack. Howard said he is. Jeff said pick up on him. Robin said they picked up on him earlier today. Jeff said that he was calling to complain that he's never picked up on. Howard said he's boring, that's why. Jeff said that's bullshit. Howard said call in with something interesting. Jeff said he can sing songs like what they had High Pitch Erik do. Howard said Jeff also gets angry and hangs up on him. He said he is part of the show when he calls in with something interesting. He said Shuli had a list of things he wanted to get on the air with and they weren't interesting.
Shuli came in with a list of things that he's written down when he sees that Jeff is on the phone. He went through the list and they were boring topics. He called in on a Wednesday to wish him a good weekend. Howard asked Jeff if he had a radio show if he would pick up on someone for calling in to wish him a happy weekend. Jeff said he's got him there.
Shuli went through some more topics Jeff didn't get on the air with. Howard said there were things that were boring and had no point.
Howard had The Lump call in to talk about why he doesn't call in. The Lump said he just got bored of Jeff. Howard said that's the problem with Jeff. He said he's boring.
Shuli had more things that Jeff called in with that didn't make it on air. A caller said that he's sick and tired of these Wack Packers calling in and complaining that they don't get on the air.
Howard said he has the phone lines full of calls and he can't take his call every day. Jeff said they bend over backwards for Bobo. Howard said he doesn't get it. Shuli said Jeff is clueless.
Howard said Jeff is a listener of the show. He said he's not sure where he gets this entitlement. He said he's not part of the show. Howard asked why it's so important for him to get on the show. Jeff said he's always been on the show. Robin said how about he writes an essay on why he has to be on the show. Howard said that's a good idea. He said he has to write 500 words about that. Jeff said okay, he'll do it. Howard said now he has something to do. Howard said Jeff calls in with so much nonsense. He said it's like he has to fill a quota for his shitty calls.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Jeff sucks and he shouldn't be on the air. He said they pay to hear Howard and Robin. Howard said Jeff doesn't even pay for his subscription. Howard said how about being grateful. He let Jeff go and did a live commercial read.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that it's funny that they worry about Coronavirus up there but Jason was rolling around on the floor that's covered in germs.
Robin read more about Elon Musk who is going to be a father again. Robin said his girlfriend is pregnant. Robin had some music from the girlfriend, Grimes. Howard said this is horrible. He said it's number 1 on Mars. He had to take a look at her picture. The guys brought one in a short time later. Howard said she's hot but she should just shut up and have babies with this guy.
Robin read a story about Bad Bunny having the highest charting Latin album on the billboard charts ever. Howard said he saw Bad Bunny on the Tonight Show. He said he was pretty good. Robin had some audio for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about Coronavirus and what people are saying about it. Robin said some think it's very serious but others are saying that the Democrats are trying to impeach the president again with all of this hubbub. Howard asked if that's really true. Robin had some audio for him to play. Howard said no one is blaming him for the virus. Robin said they're blaming him for his reaction to it. Robin read about what's going on around the world with Coronavirus. Howard said they got a guy to go down on the street and pretend he had Coronavirus. He played a clip where they went on the street and asked a guy to pretend he has Coronavirus and had him talking to people.
Robin read a story about hand sanitizer sales growing by 300 percent at the end of February. Robin said that has led to price gouging. She had some details on that.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who said Jeff the Drunk has no life talking about him and the other Wack Packers. He said he has more material than he does. Howard said he makes a good point. Howard said he doesn't have to throw Erik under the bus. He said it is an odd affect he has. Erik said he's jealous. Howard said they have to earn their air time. He said Erik was good as the Coronavirus yesterday. He said he was making out with Chris Wilding and playing with his penis. Erik kept saying that Jeff doesn't come up with that.
Gary said Erik drove to Atlanta to see Shuli down there. He said that he made it there in 12 hours and he had to be speeding to make it there that fast. Erik said he had his cruise control at 65. He claims he didn't speed. Erik said a fan showed up in a Corvette and he tried to fit into it. Shuli came in and told the story for Erik. He said he posted the video online. He said it's hilarious tape. He said Erik could barely shut the door.
Gary said he watched the video and he got in but he can't turn the wheel. Shuli said that's what happened in L.A. when he went out there. He said his belly kept hitting the horn of the car he rented. Howard asked if the fan let Erik get in that Corvette. Shuli said it was really nice and he did let him get in it. Shuli said he sat in Erik's truck and he has all of these badges and shit covering his windows. Robin said he has to look out those to drive. She said he's feeble minded. Erik said he is not. He said he's smart.
Shuli said that Erik is bummed about Chris Wilding turning him down. Erik said he's pissed. Howard asked if he's in love with Chris for real. Erik said yes. He said he has nice legs and he's in good shape. Howard said Chris was talking about how he loves to kiss a guy's balls and dick. Robin said he has to look that tape up.
Howard said Erik can have phone sex with Chris right now. He had Chris get on the phone with Erik and had the two of them go at it. He had Erik take his clothes off first.
Chris and Erik talked and within a minute or so Erik said he came on a baby wipe. He laughed like he couldn't believe it. Howard had Shuli do his Erik impression and he reenacted when he came. He said it sounds like Erik already has a load in his throat. Erik said that's the material that Jeff doesn't have. Howard got Jeff back on the phone and told him to listen to Erik. Jeff said he wrote his essay. Howard said save it for tomorrow. Jeff gave Howard a fuck you too. Howard said that was very nice Erik. Erik said Jeff still has no material. Chris said Erik is really awesome as a caller. Shuli said Chris really broke his heart.
A caller said someone has to pay to clean up the vomit in his truck. He said he just threw up to this. He made it sound like he was gagging. Howard said he got nauseous when they started earlier.
Ralph called in and said that was so disgusting. He said he thinks Erik really came. Howard said he did. Ralph asked how he came that quick. Howard said he's all backed up. Ralph said he just switched gears and he was cumming. Howard said that's what it's like to be a dude. Shuli did his impression of Erik cumming again. He had Howard cracking up.
A caller said fuck Andy Cohen, Chris Wilding is the top gay. Howard had The Hulk on the phone and he said he was cumming from that too.
Howard said he has to finish the news and get out of there. He said he has to hide from the Coronavirus.
Robin read a story about how Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune will be doing their shows without an audience for the time being. Robin said The Price is Right can't get along without an audience.
Robin read more about Coronavirus and had some audio of the head of the CDC talking about what they have going on. He said they have over 500 cases in the United States already.
Robin read a story about Joe Biden saying that the reason the stock market is going crazy is because the American people are not being told the truth by the Trump administration. Robin had some audio of him talking about that.
Robin read more Coronavirus news and had details about people who are self quarantining themselves. Robin said Trump has said he won't get tested. Robin said Katie Couric said she was with a friend who was exposed to the virus and she said she wasn't going to self quarantine until Twitter went after her about that.
Robin read a story about the primaries and caucuses that are going on around the country.
Robin read a story about Tulsi Gabbard and how she's still in the running for the democratic nomination. Robin had some audio of her talking about sticking it out for now. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Harvey Weinstein falling in jail and why it happened. Robin said he refuses to use a wheelchair so he fell over and ended up in the hospital again. Robin said his sentencing is coming up soon. She said someone in his camp is saying that he is feeling regret lately. She had audio of someone talking about that and how he's not doing well in prison.
Robin read a story about Pete Buttigieg being the replacement host for Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday. Robin said Jimmy is working on Who Wants to be a Millionaire that day. Robin had some audio of the announcement that Pete made. Howard said he has to find out why Jimmy is doing another show and missing his own show on the same network. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.
Today's show was over around 10:55am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.