Howard started off the show talking about the big Christmas party they had coming up today. Gary said that they also had a guy there to rub Robin down but she wasn't into that and laughed as she said ''Noo'' to that offer. Howard went on to say that a lot of people wanted to get into the party today but they had to turn a lot away.
Howard mentioned the 'gina girl who was going to be coming in. He also said he was going to get the first commercial break out of the way early. Robin suggested opening presents early to get that out of the way before the party.
Howard said he got Stuttering John some cash so he had an envelope ready for him. Robin asked Howard about seeing Cope (Mark Copala) when they came in this morning and they found it odd that he's no longer full time there at the station. Robin said he was complaining about not having cab money when she saw him. Howard said he's looking much better without his hair piece. He almost said that he looked great but took that back and said that he just looks a little better. Howard said that Jimmy Fink took over for Cope and he's pretty good too. He said they actually like everyone who works there with them.
Gary came in and told Howard who had showed up so far this morning. They had a choir there and a hypnotist and also a belcher. Siobhan the Transsexual wanted to come in but they had to turn him away. Howard said they told him he couldn't come in but he showed up anyway. Gary said that Siobhan told him that his manager told him to meet him there even though they weren't booked for the show.
Gary was telling Howard about this guy Vinnie the Cricket Eater and how they got calls from animal rights activists who didn't want that to happen. Howard said that's going a little far to worry about cricket's rights. They're not animals, they're just insects. He said those are people who have way too much free time and their priorities are kind of out of place. He told Robin that eating insects isn't much different than eating plants.
Howard wanted Gary to give the door man at the station some cash so he handed him a $20 bill. Scott the Engineer came in and told Howard that he was in the elevator with Siobhan earlier and the door man thought ''she'' looked nice. He said the guy was going nuts over her. Howard told Gary to get the guy's number so he could call and break the news to him.
Howard said that Fred had a whole list of people he had to tip in his apartment building. He read through the letter that his building hands out so everyone knows who to tip. Howard read through the list that had at least 11 guys on it.
Howard wondered if he has to tip Fred for doing voices and stuff. He was talking about how out of control tipping has gotten in this country. Gary came walking in and gave Howard the number for the lobby guy that was going nuts for Siobhan. Howard told the guy that Siobhan was a guy and he claimed that he knew that already. Howard said that was a little confusing to him after letting the guy off the phone. The guy told him to give his best to Robin as he was getting off the phone. Howard said that everywhere they work they have someone who goes nuts for Robin and it's always someone who works in the lobby.
Howard said that Gary was going to go check to see who was there for the Christmas party. They were going to take a break and then maybe get to some news.
Howard came back from break and asked Gary who was there. Gary told him about how the lobby was full of men and no women. He said that they had the gay men's choir there and they were practicing in the women's bathroom. Fred the Elephant Boy showed up as well and started talking to Gary but Gary didn't understand a word he was saying.
Robin asked if Kimberly Taylor was going to show up. Howard said she was going to come but she thought she was going to be back into the are this Friday but it turns out it wasn't until next week. He thinks that Penthouse stopped her from doing the show and that's why she really wasn't showing up today.
Howard asked where everyone was. Gary said everyone was told to show up by 6:30 but there were still some people missing. He said they had 6 women who were supposed to be there. They have about 7 or 8 guys who are already there. Howard wondered why they have more women there than men because that just isn't right. He thinks that the woman will eventually show up though.
Howard asked Gary how the Christmas Party was the night before. Gary said it was pretty good and brought up a couple of things that went on during the party. He told Howard about one woman who was there looking pretty good.
Gary said that they were supposed to have a mystery guest today but their Program Director, Pat, failed to come through with that. It was supposed to be Keith Richards but it fell through. That led to Howard talking about this guy Dale Parsons who they used to work for. He said working for him made him sleepy but this new PD they have even makes him look exciting.
Howard said that Pat is really cute but she will line up guests for them and it just doesn't happen. He said she tells them about trying to get a guest and then it'll fall through. Gary told Howard that Pat always has the same excuses for every guest that falls through. She'll blame management and the fact that it's really early in the morning to get up.
Howard said that he had some good questions for Keith Richards and he was even willing to take a call from the guy. He said he would have been nice to him too but now he's thinking that he's just a ''pock marked dick head.''
Gary gave Howard another update for who was there for the Christmas Party. They were still waiting on a few guests who hadn't showed up yet. There were still a bunch of women who hadn't come in yet. Howard brought up Vinnie who was going to be eating the crickets. Gary said he apparently went to a pet shop and bought a bunch to eat on the air. That led to Howard talking about how he could base a whole pay-per-view event based on eating the crickets.
Howard said he wanted to get home to see this Neil Diamond concert that was going to be on. He said he just had to see the freaks in the audience. He claimed not to know any of his songs but within a minute he was singing a bunch of the songs he did know.
Howard talked about the hippie days and how bad he looked trying to wear the big bell bottom pants for just one day when he was in school. He said he felt like people were staring at him so he just stopped after one day. He told Robin how goofy his bell bottoms looked because they were way too big. He couldn't pull off the hippie look back then.
Robin asked Howard if he ever got into the hip hugger jeans. Howard said he didn't want to think about how ridiculous he looked back then.
Howard got his gift from Gary who got him a pair of Harley boots. He said that's just what he wanted. Howard told him that he shouldn't have gotten him that stuff but he really appreciated it. He tried them on and they fit him perfectly in size 13. Howard told Gary he couldn't fire him for at least another year so he was a smart man.
Robin said she got some candle holders from Gary and Jackie and they were very nice. Howard thought it was some reference to something sexual but she wasn't taking it that way. Scott the Engineer came in with a gift for Howard but he didn't want everyone to start going nuts handing out presents.
Jackie said that he was in on Robin's gift as well. Fred opened up a gift and it was some Beatles CD that was supposedly illegal. He said they were very expensive. Howard said that you have to have a lot of free time to be able to listen to Beatles rarities CDs.
Fred got some fuzzy slippers as well so Howard told him he's supposed to wear those on his feet, not on his head like he figured he was going to try. Howard wanted to see what Jackie got everyone so he had him pass out his gifts.
Jackie gave Howard his gift and said he knew that he was probably going to hate it. Howard opened the gift and it was a blank frame. Jackie told him to look at it in the right light and it would be a hologram. Howard asked what kind of gift that is for him. He didn't get why he was giving him a hologram of open oysters. Jackie handed him another gift which was a little nicer. it was an oak and brass tic tac toe board. He thought that was great because he and his daughter could play together. There was a picture of Howard in the center square since he had been on Hollywood Squares.
Gary got some tongs from Jackie who had put some teeth on the end of it. He also got a vibrator from Jackie and he thought that was kind of strange. Gary also got a poster of a model to hang on his wall. Jackie asked Howard if he really hated that hologram. Howard said he liked it but then whispered that he was going to throw it right in the garbage.
Howard said he was going to go to break but they must have edited out that commercial break for Master Tape Theatre. Gary told Howard that 'Gina girl was there and her boyfriend is this guy Loud Mouth Jerry. Howard said that should be great. He said he wanted to get to all of that but they had to finish up with the gifts.
Fred passed out some of his gifts so Howard opened his. Gary said that Fred got him a racquetball racquet which was a great gift for him. Jackie got a little TV that he liked. Howard was still opening his gift so Robin let him know what she got. She got a designer clock. Howard got an alabaster chess set. Fred said he spent more than $150 on that gift so Howard said he was going to have to throw in some extra cash with the gift he got for him.
Robin handed out her gifts to everyone. Howard got a Harley Davidson belt buckle. He said he should buy a motorcycle since he's got all of this motorcycle stuff now. Gary got a light weight tri-pod for his video camera. Jackie got some Christmas silverware. Robin said she bought that for Nancy, not so much for Jackie.
Howard said that he was going to have to attach his buckle to a belt but he didn't know how to do that. Fred let them know that he got a Daffy Duck Neon Clock from Robin.
Howard said he got all of the guys the same gift but he doesn't know about it now that Fred got him that chess set. He said he threw in an extra $100 with Gary's gift. The guy opened them up and they all got Sony Watchman TVs. He thought they were kind of nice but Gary said he already had one. He also said that he liked it anyway. Howard said it's better than a hologram.
Howard got Robin something different. She opened up her gift and said they were earrings that were kind of cute. She didn't sound so thrilled with them though. A short time later she was goofing on him for getting her plastic jewelry. Howard said that she was being way out of line with that. Robin said she put a lot of thought into her gift for him but he apparently didn't do that for hers. Howard said that was embarrassing.
Howard gave Stuttering John a couple hundred bucks since he just wanted cash. Howard said he couldn't get over Robin's reaction and asked her to give back her gifts. She said she was joking but no one believed her. Robin got another gift from Stuttering John and said she didn't know what it was. Howard said he knew the look on her face which was that of disappointment. She was laughing and saying that she was fine with it. Howard had to go to break after that.
Howard was getting sickened by the Christmas music that Fred was playing in the background. Gary gave Howard a CD that a listener had sent in for them. It was Christmas music with fart sounds played along to the music. He listened to that for a short time and then got back to the gifts. He said that Gary gave good gifts and Fred went over board a little bit. Robin gave him a nice gift so he thanked her for that again.
Howard and Gary talked about the girls that were going to be coming in and Gary wondered where to seat them. Howard said he wanted some of the girls to be right up hear him.
The girls started coming in a short time later. He recognized one of the girls but he couldn't place her. The Gay Choir came in and Howard pointed them in the other direction so they wouldn't be where he wanted the girls. They had the belcher guy, Bo the Lesbian, Loud Mouth Jerry and The 'Gina Girl in there. Howard asked about another girl who identified herself as Diane.
Bo the Lesbian said hello to Howard. She was going to be serving drinks to everyone naked according to Howard. She gave him a ''Well...'' so he told her they agreed to that and she can't change. She was looking kind of pale to Howard so he wondered what was up with that. She had changed the color of her hair so that was part of the problem. Howard said he was surprised that she didn't bring Alley Sheedy with her.
Howard went around the room and asked one of the girls who she was. She was saying she was ''Santa Claus'' and then said she was one of the other girls' friend. She was actually a stripper who was going to get naked with a couple of the other girls.
Fred the Elephant Boy was there so Howard said hi to him. He asked the other girls if they thought he wasn't such a bad looking guy. No one jumped up and agreed though. Howard moved on to the guy who was there to massage Robin. He had claimed that he looked like William Hurt but no one thought he looked anything like Hurt.
Howard said he was talking to the hypnotist guy and he was going to have to take Robin into another room to try and make that work. Howard complained about the way Gary had the room set up. He got back to the Santa Claus stripper chick and asked her why she was there. She wasn't going to take her clothes off though so Howard told Gary to get her away from the microphone.
Howard wanted to talk to the 'Gina Girl so he asked Gary to get a microphone on her. Loud Mouth Jerry was in there so he told Howard that she's really his girlfriend. He said he's doing the Woody Allen thing and next week he'll have an Asian chick. He said he took 'Gina girl in and has been taking care of her. 'Gina Girl told him to calm down. Howard asked her what she was going to be doing for them today. She said she was going to take off all of her clothes and dance for them. Jerry said she was going to take her clothes off if they play her music for her.
Gary was bringing more people in and one of the guys was going to dance for Robin. Howard got back to 'Gina Girl and asked her about getting naked. He got sidetracked when he thought about how Fred the Elephant Boy was looking pretty confident standing next to 'Gina Girl.
Howard heard that 'Gina Girl had to strip to the song ''Monkberry Moon Delight'' so he wondered what was up with that. 'Gina girl said she really likes Paul McCartney, that's why she has to do it to that one. She told Howard that she tried dancing last night and had everyone laughing when she said that.
Howard spoke to the hypnotist guy and asked if they could make Robin have an orgasm when she rubbed her ear or something. The guy said they could have Howard rub his ear and she would orgasm. Howard seemed to like that idea. He got back to 'Gina Girl and said he was going to play her song so she could strip down and do her 'Gina Dance. There were some other girls who were going to get naked but Jerry wanted her to get naked by herself.
Howard said that 'Gina Girl isn't retarded, she's just slow. Howard said 'Gina Girl was getting naked and he hadn't even started playing her music yet. He started playing the music and she started stripping down quickly. Howard told her to get her clothes back on because Vinnie was throwing up. Howard said he had to go to break a short time later but talked about how some of the guys in there were ready to throw up.
Howard said that 'Gina Girl almost made everyone throw up when she stripped down. He said that everyone was repulsed from that 'Gina dance she just did. Howard said he has never averted his eyes from a naked woman before... until he saw her dancing. He saw her belly hanging and her bent over and just looking awful. He said she wasn't wearing underwear or anything either.
Howard asked the people in the studio if they were drinking. Fred was standing up so Howard asked him to go sit down. He noticed that the hypnotist guy looked like he wasn't having a good time so he told him to relax and enjoy himself. Howard had to go to break a short time later.
Howard asked one of the lesbians about the type of woman she likes and found out that she likes white women. She said that it's all pink on the inside so the color of her skin doesn't matter. Howard told her to watch herself because they were on the air. Robin asked her if she's been with a man. She said she had been with a man but it's not her preference.
Howard spoke to some of the gay guys as well. He asked one of the guys about his lover and if both of them had AIDS tests done. They were fine so Howard asked them if they were ready to perform some songs. They were ready to go so Howard had the Gay Choir perform. They were preparing to sing but Howard spent a few minutes talking to them before they actually performed. Howard asked what it is about him that makes him unattractive to gay men. One of the guys said he would be attracted to him if he saw him on the street. Howard thanked him for that and asked them what they were going to perform. They had a song called ''Meat Muffin Pie'' but Howard didn't think the lyrics were going to go over very well.
Howard told the Gay Choir go ahead and perform their song since they didn't have anything else for them to perform. They sang a medley of gay Christmas song parodies. Howard then moved on to Dr. king who was there to hypnotize Robin. Howard didn't think he was going to be able to make that happen. He thought Dr. King was really good the last time he was on the show but he wasn't sure if he was going to be able to hypnotize Robin. He told her to swear that she wouldn't make a deal with the guy and fool them.
Howard told her to look at him and she was laughing like crazy. He asked her if she believes in that hypnosis stuff and she said she didn't but she was laughing pretty hard. Dr. King put Robin under and told her to sleep. He was going to give her some suggestions to do some more wacky stuff. Dr. King told Robin that she was going to wake up and speak fluent Chinese.
Robin came out of her sleep and Howard asked her a question. She wasn't speaking Chinese though. Dr. King put her back under and tried to make the Chinese thing work. Howard told him he was going to take a break and see if they could make that happen during the break.
Howard said they had 3 girls who were going to get naked. He asked them to make that happen for the Christmas party. He said it was a great party so far. He wanted to play some music for the girls to get naked to but he wasn't sure what to play. He eventually picked Robert Palmer's ''Simply Irresistible.'' Howard played the song and had the girls strip down to the music even though they couldn't all hear it. Howard told the girls they would have to strip down without the music because he couldn't make it happen. Scott the Engineer came in and tried to help but that didn't work either.
Howard asked the belcher guy to belch along to a song. The guy belched a little bit but Howard got right back to Robin when she was available. She said that she didn't think that the hypnosis thing was going to work but she found out she was wrong when she actually laughed after the doctor made his suggestion.
Howard told Robin she was just in time to see the three girls get naked to serve drinks. He didn't want 'Gina Girl dancing so he told her to sit this part out. Jerry wanted her to do it but Howard told him it wasn't going to happen. Howard played ''Simply Irresistible'' again and had the girls strip down. Howard said that Juliet looked really good and was stripping down the right way. Bo the Lesbian didn't strip all that well according to Howard. He said that Diane was also stripping down and the crowd went nuts when they were all naked.
Howard told Bo that she looked wonderful. Juliet had gotten a little wild from what Howard said. He said that Diane was whipping Bo the Lesbian at one point and things were getting out of hand. Howard told the girls he really liked that and it was the best part of the whole Christmas party.
Howard told Dr. King he wanted to hypnotize some of the girls. He didn't want to say what he wanted them to do in front of them though. He talked about this guy who wanted to play the piano with his penis. The guy said he had to go into another room to get himself going before he could play the Casio keyboard he was going to play.
Gary asked Howard what they wanted Dr. King to do with Bo the Lesbian. Howard said that maybe they could have her beg him to make love to her or something like that. She was apparently a good subject from what Howard heard.
Howard went around the room asking some people who they were. One of the guys was a guy who was supposed to feed Robin grapes while she drank Champagne but Howard told him to go sit in a corner, she had already done enough for the show today.
Howard asked Fred the Elephant Boy what he thought of 'Gina Girl. He seemed to be embarrassed so Howard asked 'Gina Girl if she wanted Fred. She wanted Fred to strip down but that wasn't going to happen.
Howard said they were going to bring Bo the Lesbian in the studio and when he rubs his ear, she's going to want him more and more. Howard told Gary to bring her in and they'd see what they could do. Howard started rubbing his ear and she started going nuts for him. She was asking him to stop rubbing it because it was driving her crazy. Howard said that Dr. King was amazing. He told her to come over to him so he could talk to her about something. She went over and sat down over by him. She told Howard she was attracted to him as he was rubbing his ear.
Howard continued to rub his ear and Bo sounded like she was going nuts from it. Dr. King came in and told Bo that she was going to see Howard's thing right up on the counter in front of her. She came back and looked at Howard's ear and then the counter. He told her to go ahead and touch it if she wanted. She said that Howard was the biggest man in the whole world.
Dr. King put Bo back under and told her to talk Chinese when she came out of it. He worked on her for a few seconds and brought her out of her sleep. Bo would just laugh when she started to speak so Dr. King put her under a few more times trying to get her to speak Chinese. It eventually worked and she tried speaking Chinese but she was laughing as she was doing it.
Dr. King had her telling Howard how to get to her house but it wasn't working all that well. Dr. King put her back under and told her that she was going to want to protect Howard from the rest of the girls in the room. She was going to keep all other women away from him. Howard let some of the other girls come over to him but Bo didn't want to let him go. She was holding on to his shirt and wouldn't let go. She wanted him to take his shirt off so that's what he did. Bo told him that she really wanted him now. Howard told Juliet and Diane to get Bo off of his lap but Bo really didn't want to leave because of that hypnosis. She didn't want to stop but Howard said that maybe it was time to stop. He asked Dr. King to take her out of the hypnosis. Dr. King joked that he was going to leave. He put Bo under and left her on Howard's lap for a short time as she was sleeping.
Dr. King woke Bo up and told her to lick Howard's face. She came out of it and did that. Dr. King put her back under and told her she would remember nothing of what had happened. Howard gave Dr. Marshall King a plug after that and said he had to take a break.
Howard had to take a picture with Dr. King before he left. Gary told Howard that their General Manager was threatening to put this to an end because the guests were out doing things that they shouldn't be doing. Howard wanted to know what they were doing but Gary didn't want to say.
Howard told Gary to bring in the guy who was going to play piano with his penis. He came in a short time later so Howard told him to go right ahead and do his thing. The guy started playing the Casio with his penis. He played some Christmas music and Howard said that they're going to hell for that. He told the guy to sit down after that and asked him if he had ever done that before. The guy said he never had. Howard said he was having a good time with this party today.
Bo the Lesbian told Howard how great she felt whenever he was rubbing his ear. She didn't want him to stop because it felt so good. She said she really wanted him bad when he was doing it. She said that she got angry when the other girls came over to him too.
Howard said that his general manager was upset with him because a couple of the guys were doing gay stuff in the men's room but he didn't think that was his fault. He said he shouldn't be mad at him for that.
Bo the Lesbian was telling Howard that she wasn't sure if her hypnosis was still working so he tried rubbing his ear. She said she could kind of feel it bit it wasn't as strong as it was before. Bo told Howard that when she saw his penis on the desk, it was much bigger than he claims it is. Howard didn't want to tell her that she didn't actually see anything on the desk, she was just hypnotized.
Bo said that Howard is looking really good to her now and he didn't look that good before. One of the guys handed Howard a condom and told him the stuff that was on it wasn't real man goo, it was just the stuff that's inside of it.
Howard took some phone calls and one guy told him that he stayed home from work this day just to hear the party. He said it was going to be hard to top this show. Howard said he wanted to hear another gay Christmas Carol so he was going to have the Gay Choir perform another one. The Gay Choir performed their own version of ''Winter Wonderland'' which was about gay stuff of course.
Howard wondered if they had missed anyone in the studio. Robin told him about the gay dancers that were in there but he never did get to them. He moved on and had the Belcher do some more belching for them. He didn't seem all that impressed though. Howard said Vinnie was looking at this guy like he was weird, meanwhile Vinnie ate a couple of crickets.
Howard ended up talking to Jerry for a short time and he was kind of drunk by that point so he was slurring his words and not making a lot of sense. Howard cut him off and got back to the Belching guy. The guy wanted Howard to play his Jingle Farts song but Howard told him they had already played it earlier in the morning and they weren't going to play it again.
Howard asked Fred if he knows what he's supposed to do. Fred said he knows he's supposed to ask the women what they want for Christmas. Howard figured that they'd all just run off as soon as they heard his voice. Gary asked many women if they would sit with Fred but they all blew him off and ran past.
Howard told Fred to get on mic and start asking people to sit with him. He had him doing Santa's ''Ho, ho, ho'' thing as he was asking people to sit with him and tell them what they want. Gary said there was a really hot blonde walking down the street so he handed Fred the mic and told him to ask her if she would talk to him. She ran right by.
Gary eventually found a woman, Lenore, to sit with Santa but as soon as Fred started talking, she laughed and said she would stand to talk to him. Fred asked her what she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted her 3 year old son to have a wonderful year.
Howard said it was time to wrap up the show so Robin suggested they have the dancer guy do his thing as they were ending it. Howard had some music for him to dance to so he started doing that. Bo the Lesiban said she kind of liked this guy. Howard said he was a good looking guy and probably had no problem getting girls. The guy was dancing for Robin in her booth and was taking off everything. Robin said she had to tip him for doing this for her.
Howard said the guy was in Robin's lap and he was putting out more than the girls did earlier. Robin was laughing the whole time as the guy was doing his thing. Howard said Robin didn't have her headphones on so she couldn't hear him through the whole dance. Howard said the guy was much more aggressive than he thought he was going to be.
Robin said the guy had no fat on his body and Howard was ready to ask him for some work out advice since the place he was going to didn't seem to be helping him out. Gary came in and told Howard that management wants them to stop the party because someone had left lunch in the women's room. Howard said he's going to get in trouble for that. They assumed that it was 'Gina Girl who had puked in there. She denied it but the guys seemed to think that she was lying and actually did do it.
Howard said it's not his fault if someone can't hold their food down and management can't hold him responsible. He went through some of the stuff that they had done during the party today. He went through the whole list of people who they had spoken to already. Fred the Elephant Boy told Howard that he made a buck forty out on the street when people were throwing money at him.
Howard wished everyone happy holidays and then took some calls to make sure the fans were happy with what they had heard. One guy said he really liked 'Gina Girl. He took the day off from work just to hear the show. He asked Howard to describe 'Gina Girl since he didn't know what she looked like. Howard said she almost has no hair and looks kind of like Freddy from ''Nightmare on Elm Street.''
Howard took some more calls and asked a few more people what they thought about the party. One guy thought the hypnotist was great. Howard wrapped up the show a short time later and said they'd see everyone next year. The belcher did some belching of ''Silent Night'' as they were wrapping up the show.
Howard wanted to make one more call before he ended it. He wanted to call this woman who hates the show to find out what she thought of it. He tried calling once but didn't get through. He tried a second time but her answering machine picked up. Howard figured they'd call her next year instead. He wrapped up a short time later. The show was over by about 9:30am (Master Tape Theatre time).
Howard started off the show talking about the guests they had coming in today. He mentioned that Richard Simmons and Kimberly Taylor would be in. Robin said that people had been asking her where Richard had been lately. Howard said that some people call him the best guest they have on the show.
Howard talked about his weekend taping his WWOR TV show over the weekend. He told Robin he watched the taping of the show and he and the guys did really good and they have some funny stuff, they just have to fix some of it in post. He said that he and Dan Forman were checking out some of the footage and he's got some things to say during their meeting today. He needs to speak to some people over there about what's going on. He said he, Dan and John have to have a discussion.
Robin was going to talk about a party she went to and Howard said she's the one on the show who goes around and makes them look good by going out to stuff like that. Howard said that a couple of their listeners were appearing on some game shows lately. This guy Chris Christian was on Love Connection and tried to mention the show but Howard figured it would get cut out by the time it airs. He said the editing in those shows is pretty choppy and goofed on the way they handle that stuff.
Howard talked about the new season of shows they started taping over the weekend. He said he took home a screening copy of the show to watch in his screening room. He said the screening room consists of a 20 inch TV. He said he's got a friend who has a screening room that cost him about $75,000.
Richard came in and Howard claimed that he was putting deodorant on his penis. Richard made his rounds hugging everyone. Robin said that she smelled like him after she got her hug. Howard said that Richard spoils him and bought his kids some Barbie dolls. Richard said he promised to start that collection for them and he's keeping his word. Howard said he could buy them himself though. Richard said he probably couldn't afford them because he makes so much more money than Howard does.
Howard asked Richard for cash instead of dolls like that. Richard said that Howard could ask him for money anytime. Howard told him he would never do that and actually ask for money. He told Richard he should just send it along to him.
Howard asked Richard why the Barbie Dolls aren't fat like his clients are. Richard said he knew he was going to start in with him like that and asked him why he has to do that. Howard laughed and just kept going. Richard asked him to look at the Barbie dolls really close to see how nice they were. He said that they're porcelain and very beautiful. Howard took one and started to feel her up. He told Richard she had a nice ass and asked him if he's inspired to meet a woman after seeing these dolls. Richard laughed and showed off the dolls to everyone some more.
Howard said Richard tells him that there are only 300 of these dolls and that means that there are 299 other weirdos out there who collect the dolls. Richard said that they're about $1000 each. Howard said he gets the feeling that he bought all 300 of them. Richard jokingly said he did buy all 300.
Howard said he has been inspired to start his own Barbie collection after this. He said that Richard came over to his house and he was playing with his daughter's Barbie dolls within minutes of getting there. Howard said he doesn't believe that Richard really loves Barbie, he thinks he does it as an image thing. He watched Richard playing with the dolls and he was very rough with them. He said he was man handling them and not being very easy. Richard said his daughters don't know how to dress them right so he was just trying to help.
Howard asked Richard where he stores his Barbie dolls. Richard was ready to leave when Howard asked him if he stores them with his own bras and panties. Richard said he doesn't keep his own women's clothing. Howard told Richard he had to take a short break but Richard was talking about how much he loves Barbra Streissand. Howard said Richard asked him to sing a song with him but he didn't want to do that. He asked Richard if he likes her because she's got a nose like a penis. Richard started to walk out after he said that. Howard told him that he wonders about Richard sometimes and that's what made him bring up the nose looking like a penis thing.
Richard told Howard that he has quite a large nose himself so Howard said that must be why Richard likes him, it looks like a circumsized penis. Richard threatened to walk out but stuck around. Howard wanted to know what fragrance he was wearing this morning. Richard wasn't answering so Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard was talking about what a good businessman Richard is and how he can afford to buy those things because he makes those big ''blowtos'' dance for free. Richard threatened to walk out again. He told Howard about that time he was on his TV show with Michael Hebronco and he wanted to buy the show back because it's so embarrassing. Richard said they had just run it recently and it was so embarrassing to everyone who saw it. He said that Michael was so embarrassed by the show that he went out and binged on food because it was so depressing. Howard told Richard it was a lot of fun and that's all it was.
Richard asked Howard if he wanted to talk about the discussion they had about weight loss at his house. Howard told Richard he's already lost 10 pounds without using his Deal-A-Meal cards. Richard said that he could be helped by those cards but Howard told him the day he needs those cards is the day he shows that he's a weak individual.
Howard told Richard that they had Luke Perry on the show recently and asked him if he thinks he's cute. Richard said he didn't know who that was. Howard said he pictures Richard sitting around watching that show (Beverly Hills 90210) while he's nude. Richard said he never goes nude because he has extra skin on his body he doesn't want to show.
Howard said he pictures Richard walking around his apartment with his 10 Dalmations running around with their tongues hanging out. Howard told Robin he had an answering machine message from Richard that he wanted to play. Richard didn't want him playing it but Howard went right ahead and played it. Richard was asking Gary to pull some tape of one of Barbra Streissand's songs that he and Howard could sing together.
Howard was laughing his ass off so Richard said he would never leave another message on Gary's machine again. Richard told Howard that in 1965 he saw Barbra in Funny Girl five times and he fell in love with her back then. Howard told Robin that Richard is in love with ''Bob Streissand'' and pretended he hadn't made the mistake. Richard said he's been sending her presents and has asked her out many times. She has acknowledged him but he hasn't had the chance to date her.
Richard said he came close to meeting Barbara but he was afraid to go up to her when she came into the restaurant he was working in. He said that he's got over 1400 pictures of Barbra in his house and it's the largest collection in the world. Howard said it sounds like a complete waste of time to him. He asked Richard what he would do if Barbra was nude in a bed with her legs spread. Richard said he would faint if that happened. Howard asked him if he'd feel her up. Richard said he wouldn't be able to do that. He could never French kiss her because she's like Mother Theresa to him.
Howard asked Richard about going to a place where other men have left their juices and Richard got up to leave again. Richard insisted that he apologize. He didn't apologize and kept going, asking Richard about his obsession with Barbra. Richard said he's not obsessed, he just writes her and keeps in touch with her.
Howard belched and told Richard he had to fart. Fred played a fart sound and almost made Richard laugh. He continued to play a few more farts until Richard told him to stop. Howard told Richard about Robin's date with a guy from a soap opera. He wanted to show Richard a picture but Richard already knew who Richard Swan was. He said that he had dated him as well. He said Joan Rivers had set him up on a date with him. Howard said he must be joking about that. Richard said he did go out to dinner with him but Howard thought he was still kidding around.
Howard told Richard that he'll never get a date talking the way he does. He wanted him to talk like a man. Richard said he can't do that because that's not his real voice. Howard said that both Richard and Madonna are like the same person to him. He said he was watching Madonna's movie ''Truth or Date'' and she has this sincerity with the people she comes in contact with and it reminds him of Richard. She uses that sincerity for about 5 minutes and then leaves. Richard said he's not like that at all but Howard thinks he is.
Richard said he had to get going to get to a flight on the Concorde. Howard didn't think he needed that much time but Richard insisted he did. Howard cracked some more fat jokes and almost chased Richard out again. Richard said he just wanted to talk about Barbra Streissand and that's it. He said she is sacred to him and Howard has to know that.
Howard said that Barbra is a brilliant director but not such a great singer. Richard sounded offended by that comment. Richard asked Howard to play some of Barbra's songs that he was reading off a list. Richard would go into a few seconds of each song but wanted him to play the actual song. Howard played the song that Richard asked him to but Fred was playing some bad yodeling sound effects and then some vomiting clips. Howard said he'd rather listen to some Ringo Starr records over this stuff. He said he feels bad for Richard's Dalmations because they have to listen to this stuff.
Howard wanted to do the duet with Richard. Then he told Richard to look at his Barbie Dolls because they had their hands over their ears. Richard ran out so Howard played a little more of her song and had Fred playing fart sounds. Richard came back in for a quick second to grab the songs from the studio so he couldn't play anymore of them. Howard said he didn't know that he had an extra one in there. Gary came in a short time later and told him that Richard gave him the box when he asked nicely for it.
Howard got back to the TV show discussions and said that the camera positioning was really bad and so was a lot of the stuff going on in the studio during the taping. Howard said that their desk is rounded and that seems to be throwing everyone off a little bit.
Howard explained what was going on during the taping over the weekend and how the cameras weren't getting close-ups on the people who were speaking. He said they had the cameras on the back of Tony Bennett's head while he was speaking and he doesn't understand that. He said that's not even something they can fix in post production because they don't have a good shot to use. He said that's like basic TV stuff that they should know about. They should be taking one wide shot to cover their asses at all times.
Howard said he had been able to avoid watching the show until Sunday night but then he had to watch. He said there's some really funny stuff on the show but he can't see it going on. He said he's not sure whose fault it or how to make it work right. He said this must be his wretched life and he may have to quit his job before he has a nervous breakdown.
Howard said he's going to have to take care of the creative parts of his TV show and relieve his executive producer of his duties. They can be in charge of the technical part of what goes on in there from now on. Howard said that WWOR is putting a lot of money into this Clint Holmes show but he knows that it's going to fail. He said he doesn't know who Clint Holmes is but he knows that the show is going to fail. That guy is getting all of this great stuff for his show that he's been asking for for his show for a long time and they've never come through with it.
Howard said that his show is a hit show but they still don't get it over there that they should be supporting his show and not other shows that aren't going to be hits. He said he's been asking for a boom microphone for a long time now and they can't even make that happen. Gary came in and told Howard that Kimberly Taylor was there so they should get to her next. Howard said she's going to get naked for them and she may not even know it yet.
Howard spent a little more time talking about the Clint Holmes show and how it's going to fail right away but WWOR will stick with it way too long. He said Merv Griffin wasn't able to make it work and there's no way that Clint Holmes is going to make it happen. Howard had to go to break a short time later.
John told Howard that Jackie and his friend decided to masturbate in class when they were in 8th grade. Jackie said he talked about that one time but Howard said he had never heard that one. Howard asked Jackie a little about that but they didn't get into too many details.
Howard asked John if that was all there was to the story. John said that was it, there were no other details. Howard changed subjects and said that some guy sent him some spanking tapes so he thanked him for that. He read the description of the spanking tapes and then moved on to Kimberly Taylor.
Howard had Gary bring in Penthouse Pet Kimberly Taylor. He said she was only going to be in there until 8 o'clock because he didn't want to keep her in there too long. Gary took a while to get her into the studio so Howard complained about that. Gary blamed her because she had to put out a cigarette and then spoke to Stuttering John out in the hall.
Howard noticed that Kimberly changed her hair color. He talked to her about that and her boyfriend who was out in the hall talking to John. Howard also asked her about her marriage which didn't last too long. She said that he was her ''scape goat'' but she didn't use that properly so Howard complained about that and told her that she should know better if she's going to law school. She claimed that she wasn't in law school.
Howard wanted Kimberly to get naked but she didn't want to do that for him. He said that she gets naked at this Goldfingers club so she shouldn't have a problem doing it in there. Kimberly said this is a special place to strip at though and she doesn't do that at just any club.
Howard asked Kimberly what happened in her life that led to her stripping. She said that she was told how much money she could make doing that type of thing and decided to do that instead of stripping at bachelor parties. She said that she could make more money doing bachelor parties but she thinks that she might be able to raise up the amount she makes at strip clubs and make even more than the bachelor party nights.
Howard asked Kimberly about the parties she does and what she does there. She said people love her at these parties. Howard interrupted and said that he hopes that he comes back as a woman after he dies. He wants to go strip at strip clubs like Kimberly does. He asked her more about the Bachelor Parties and found out that no one is allowed to take pictures of her topless at the parties.
Howard gave Kimberly some plugs for her Goldfingers appearance and then talked about how he was thinking about her the other night when he was trying to get himself to sleep. He figured that he'd be able to get her if he wanted to. She said if they were both single, that could happen. She claims that she's never had an orgasm though so Howard told her that he could get her off. He said he guarantees her 7 orgasms if he were able to get her. He said he'd use a vibrator on her and he'd be able to get her off that many times.
Gary said that they just got a phone call and Sam Kinison was going to be stopping in later. He had just landed at the airport and he was on his way in. Howard said that Sam was supposed to be doing the Joan Rivers' show. He told Gary to go get Sam a case of champagne so he can have a few drinks.
Howard asked Kimberly to get naked for him because he really wanted to see her naked. He told Robin he'd forgotten what Kimberly looks like and wanted to see her again. Howard kept asking but Kimberly didn't want to do it. Howard said she probably has a big gut and cellulite under those clothes. She said she wasn't going to be completely naked at Goldfingers, she'd just have her boobs hanging out. Howard said that she'd better let something hang out there or the interview would be over.
Howard called Kimberly over to him and told her he wanted to spank her. She went over and Howard pulled up her dress. She said that wasn't turning her on though. Howard was ready to spank her but Kimberly wanted to spank him. Howard gave her one whack and then she told him to bend over and give her his belt. She kept telling him to bend over but Howard wasn't going for it. He goofed on her New York accent a little bit and then said that she had some pimples on her ass but said she had a nice ass.
Howard had Kimberly's boyfriend come in so he could check him out. He said the guy isn't even in good shape. He was blown away that this guy was getting her. He said he's not even that good looking. The guy said he's a nice Jewish guy who went to high school with Stuttering John.
Howard asked the guy where he met Kimberly. He said it was at a bachelor party. He said he's a stockbroker so he has some money. Howard figured that's how he got her because she wouldn't date anyone who didn't have money. Howard said this guy is a regular looking guy and he's a little shocked about that. He figured he'd be a Luke Perry looking type of guy. Kimberly said that those guys aren't good looking.
Kimberly explained how they met at this bachelor party. She said that he hit on her when she walked in and said he thought he knew her from somewhere. Howard asked the guy, Brett, if he was going to marry this girl. Kimberly was kind of wondering that as well. She said that she actually got married to another guy to get back at this guy. She told him that he ended up losing a lot of money out in Las Vegas one time and it turns out it was like $20,000. She didn't know it was that much so she let out a ''Holy shit'' that Howard wasn't sure if he was able to hit the delay on. He said the delay was dead when he hit the button and he thought it might have made it out on the air.
Howard asked Kimberly would say yes if Brett asked her to marry him. He also said that she would make a good mother and kind of laughed as he was saying it. He said that it would ruin her body if she did something like that though.
Howard found out from Brett that Kimberly is wild in bed so he said he would marry her if he could. He said he'd have to wear ear plugs to deal with her. He said he'd have to find someone to talk to her during the day so he wouldn't have to do it. He asked her if she would ever cheat on Brett. She claimed she wouldn't. Howard asked her if she would stay with him if he was in a disfiguring accident. She would do that and stay with him but when Howard asked Brett what he would do, Kimberly said she would kill herself if she was in an accident like that.
Brett said that Kimberly never lets him buy her anything so he doesn't think that she likes him just for his money. Howard asked Brett if he's going to marry this woman. Brett said he will eventually marry her but that pissed her off because he was saying that he would eventually do that. Brett asked her to marry him right then but she reminded him that she's already married and she has to get out of that first.
Howard told Kimberly that it was a pleasure to see her and started to wrap up with the two of them. He said that he wants to get some women who are willing to get naked next time. He went to break but during the commercial Kimberly let out another curse that kind of freaked him out.
Howard said that De Niro has a thing for black chicks so he's surprised that he didn't hit on her. Robin said he wasn't talking much at the party and kept his head down for a lot of the time. She said that no one knew who she was at this party. She said there are still pockets of the city where no one knows the show.
Howard said it really is like that out there in the city. Robin said that Robert left the party early without anyone and that was it. Howard asked her how her date was. She said it was fine. They went out to dinner before the party and then hung out at the party for a while. They went home at around Midnight. She said she went home after that but wouldn't say if Michael ever got to see her apartment or not.
Howard asked Robin if she invited the guy back to her apartment. She said she didn't but she did kiss him goodnight. Howard figured that she had to have done something with him but she claims that she's holding out. Howard asked her what she's holding out for. He said that she ran out of the TV show taping on Friday night and figured she was up to something. Robin said that they could have been out of there earlier if they hadn't waited to write something until the last minute. Howard said he was getting changed out of make-up for over an hour but she said that they were screwing around with other stuff too.
Robin was complaining but Howard and the guys figured it was because she was in love. Howard had her read some news stories after that so they could get that done before Sam Kinison showed up. Howard and Robin spent some time talking about the NY Giants and how they were doing. Howard didn't think they'd be able to turn things around no matter how good they were getting. Howard had to take a commercial break a short time later.
Robin read a story about the death of Miles Davis so Howard did an impression of him for a short time. He asked Gary if he could find some Miles Davis music to play. Gary said they should have some there at the station somewhere. He said he'd go find something for him to play.
Howard asked Gary to find a speech that was made by Quincy Jones about Miles Davis but Gary said it would take him about 20 minutes to find it. That led to Howard going off on him for not being organized better. He asked him how he stores tape of certain things on the show. Gary told him how he does it and he didn't like what he was hearing so he made some suggestions to make it easier to find everything they keep there.
Sam said that he and Malika had sex the night before for four or five hours and he was amazed that he lasted that long. Howard sounded like he was amazed that he was able to last that long. Sam said that Malika is so good that he was able to come to completion about four or five times in that four to five hour period. Malika said she lost count and wasn't sure how many times it actually was.
Howard got a hold of a Miles Davis album so he played some of that. He and Sam were goofing around saying that it sounded kind of like gay porno music. Howard and Sam were doing their gay impressions and creating a gay porn scene.
Robin got into some more news stories but Sam told her that since he was there, her news was over. Robin kept going though and tried to get in a few stories. There was some mention of a yeast infection during the news so Howard and Sam were talking about that. Howard told Malika that if she has that problem, she should drink cranberry juice to take care of it.
Robin wrapped up her news so Howard got back to Sam and said that his manager was there with him. He said he'd never met him before. Sam said that the guy's name is Magid so Howard tried to figure out where that name came from. Sam said that it was actually Palestinian. Sam said that Magid was in Vietnam so Howard wanted to ask him about that. He said he had a lot to ask him and to ask Sam since they hadn't seen each other in a long time.
Howard and Sam talked about how close they came to being sent to Vietnam. Howard said he knew he wasn't going though. He had to go to break right after that.
Howard talked about the last time Sam was there and didn't make it to Joan Rivers' show and David Letterman's show because of ''bad Chinese food.'' Howard told him he loves that excuse. Sam said his brother Bill came up with that excuse. Sam said that he had just overextended himself that day. Howard said that Pat Cooper thinks that he's making up excuses for Sam himself but that's not what he's doing. Sam said that he just made a bad judgment call, he didn't kill himself or anything that bad, he just missed a show.
Sam said that Joan is made at him for being the outlaw that he is so it doesn't make a lot of sense to him. Howard said that Sam was supposed to do Letterman that night as well so he asked what was up with that. Sam said that was a misunderstanding because he thought he had an extra 2 hours to get there. Sam said he spoke to Bob Morton over at Letterman's show and he told him they're fine.
Howard told Sam about shooting his TV show over the weekend and how he ended up showing his belly hanging over his belt. He said he's really got to lose another 10 pounds.
Howard said he thinks that David Letterman hates him but Sam doesn't think that's the case. Howard also asked him what he thinks about Mark and Brian now. Sam said that they are nothing and they didn't help him out with the Joan Rivers thing.
Howard and Sam talked about the whole Joan Rivers thing and how Howard was able to smooth things over with the two of them. Sam mentioned those two pussies Mark and Brian again so that led to them talking about how bad their TV show was doing in the ratings. Howard ended up playing some more Miles Davis music and went back into his gay impression while they were talking about this TV Show ''Rock'' that had some gay stuff in it. Howard had some fun with that for a couple of minutes.
Howard told Sam that his friend Doug (Bady) was on the show recently and told some great stories about Jerry Lewis. Sam said that guy has a great gig raising money for a disease that has no cure. They spent a short time on that and then Howard asked Sam about the TV show he was going to do for FOX. He was supposed to go in for a meeting but he ended up missing the meeting. Sam said he wasn't sure what the meeting was going to be like so he wasn't sure if he should bring a lawyer with him. They told him not to bring one so he figured that meant that he should bring one, but he didn't.
Howard spent some time talking to Malika about what it's like to live with Sam. While they were doing that Howard was playing some Miles Davis songs that all sounded alike to him. He and Sam got into some gay impressions again during that. Then Howard was playing the songs at the wrong speed on his record player and it didn't sound all that different to him. He was playing it at 33, 45 and 78 and it didn't make a big difference. He had to go to another commercial break after that.
Howard got back to Sam and Malika and asked them if they're going to get married. Sam said that they're going to eventually get married but they'll have to sneak away and do it instead of having a wedding. Sam figured that they'd leave someone out and they'd get pissed so they're just going to get married in Vegas. They almost did it but they had forgotten their IDs when they were out there last time.
Howard told Sam that he wants to have his bachelor party there and televise it. Sam said that he remembers Stephen Baldwin's bachelor party which was pretty nuts. Howard changed subjects again and got back to Sam and Malika's relationship. Sam had been cheating on Malika with her sister Sabrina so Howard said that every man fantasizes about stuff like that so it's not surprising that Sam was actually doing that. Malika said she knew Sam dreamed about that but she didn't know he was actually going to go through with it.
Malika said Sam came to her and told her about what was going on. Howard said he pictures Sam saying that he's going to go out to the video store and then goes out to his car, hops in and peels out as he's heading over to Sabrina's place. That led to Howard talking about the time he drove with Sam in his car and he was messing around with his 10 CD player while he was driving around. Howard said Sam was demonstrating how fast his car would go and was messing around with his CDs the whole time. He said Sam was probably even stirring his drink with his penis while doing all of that stuff. Howard also talked about how Sam had seen his billboard out on the Sunset Strip so he backed his car up to show him while they were in traffic.
Howard said that it must have been crazy for Sam to run out and get laid with Sabina while he was still with Malika. Malika said that he was never gone for very long so she must have been quick and not very good. Howard asked Robin what she thinks happened there. Robin thinks that Sabrina was cheating on Sam so he kicked her out. Howard asked Sam if that's what happened. Sam explained their relationship and how he had been with Malika for a year and a half before he did anything with Sabrina.
Sam said that he and Malika worked things out after they talked about what happened. Sam said that she's ended up with some loser now after meeting a bunch of rock stars. He said that's what really upset him, not the fact that she was seeing other guys. Howard said that maybe she's happy though. Sam said he wanted to see her do better than she's doing though. Malika was telling Sam that he was a bit of a scumbag himself for cheating on her. Sam thought that he was getting pretty beat up there by her going off on him like that.
Sam was saying that he and Malika had never really lived alone until they kicked Sabrina out. He said that they're really happy now. He said he was very nervous about telling Malika about what was going on but he knew he had to do it. Malika said that Sam was just thinking with the wrong head at the time. Howard told Sam that he must have had Schitzo-penia at the time. He said that Sabrina must have been caught in Sam's spell at the time.
Sam asked Howard to denounce Dice Clay like he denounced Mark and Brian earlier in the show. He thought that dice might be listening to the show and might use his material or something like that. Howard told Sam that he is the number one comedian in the country and he hurts him with those comments.
Howard got back to the Sabrina thing and talked to Malika about that. The affair went on for a year and a half so he kept bringing that up. Malika said she didn't understand why Sam was buying her jewelry and stuff. Sam told Howard how he sat Malika down at a bar one day and told her he had something to tell her. He was very nervous at the time so he had to have a few drinks before he told her what was going on.
Howard wanted to recreate the situation so he played some Miles Davis music. He had Fred playing some pouring drink sounds and stuff like that as well. Sam said he told Malika about how well she had treated him and then broke the news to her about cheating on her with Sabrina. Howard asked him if he was holding her hand because he was afraid that she was going to stab him. Sam said he was kind of worried and so was his brother. He said his brother Bill knew about what was going on and he was afraid for him.
Malika said she didn't want to destroy their relationship of being honest with each other so she didn't want to break up. She said she was hurt by the whole thing though. Sam said that she called Sabrina after that and had a discussion with her about what was going on.
Howard asked Sam if he thinks he can get away with more behavior like that after Malika forgave him for something like that. Sam said he realizes that he has a woman who really loves him and he wouldn't do that again. He said he made a promise to her and to himself not to do anything like that again so he won't. Howard said that this is a testament to love when two people can get over something like that. He also said that he wonders what Meg Griffin was thinking as she was hearing this stuff before her show.
Howard asked Sam and Malika how long it took for them to get back to having sex. Malika said she didn't remember but it may have been the next night. Sam said that they've had some wild sexual adventures so it wasn't surprising that they were back to having sex pretty quick.
Malika said that she wouldn't have had a big problem with Sam if he had cheated on her with another woman, as long as she wasn't family. That's the part that really hurt her. Howard asked Sam how many women Malika could bring home on one night. Malika said that they haven't really tried everything like that so there's still some chance of that happening sometime. Sam sounded pretty pleased about that news.
Howard asked Malika how she would pick up a chick in a bar or something. She said she wouldn't be all that blunt when he talks to a woman. Howard figured she'd just come right out and ask her to come home with them but she said she wouldn't do that.
Sam said that he was going to be doing a show at Jimmy's comedy club that night. That led to them talking about that club and some other comedians. Howard was still thinking about Malika bringing home chicks for Sam. He asked her if she would try to bring Joan Rivers home for him. She just laughed and said that he's horrible. Sam said he might do Joan if he had the chance.
Sam said that he'll be doing an all new show at Jimmy's tonight and he's sure that Dice will send in his writers to steal his latest material.
Howard and Sam got into the gay thing with the Miles Davis music again. Howard was saying that he and Sam got into a gay thing the night before after banging Malika a bunch of times. He was just joking around of course. He said he couldn't bang Malika in the same room with another man if he actually had that chance.
Howard told Sam he had done it again on the show today. He had revealed many things and he has unbelievable respect for him. He asked Robin if there was anything that they had missed in the news earlier. Robin said after Sam's stories, there was nothing she could come up with. Howard told Magid that he hopes he has fun with whatever he's doing.
Robin found a story about Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold so she told the guys about that. That led to Howard and Sam going off on her for a short time. Howard said that she seems to be screaming out for attention. He also said that Tom Arnold was out saying that he's a second rate radio guy. Howard said that Tom has done nothing with his life other than marrying some fatso.
Robin found a few more stories to go through before they ended the show. She whipped through a bunch of quick stories before Howard did end the show. Howard ended up talking about Sammy Davis Jr. and his wife. He said that Sammy ended up with no money and he's amazed that his wife didn't know about that. Robin said that he owed the IRS $5 million when he died and left that behind for his wife. Howard said he thinks that Sammy may have been injecting tobacco into his ass to hurry his death along when the end was near because he knew he wouldn't be able to pay off that $5 million. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 10:00am (Master Tape Theatre time).
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