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Howard was checking out Artie's new moustache first thing. Artie said he's been bored lately so he grew the thing even though Dana isn't all that happy about it. He said he grew it last year as well and caught a bunch of shit over that. Howard was calling it the ''Fu Manchu'' moustache similar to one that Burt Reynolds had back in the 70s. He also told him he's Burt Reynolds without the handsomeness. Artie said that would leave him as a just a plain old jerkoff in that case.
Howard told Artie that the moustache is one of those things that turns chicks off. Artie said it depends on the chick though. He also said that he used to have a head shot where he had a moustache and the agents would look at it and just whistle as if they were stunned by the mess they were looking at. Howard asked him if the stomach wasn't enough to turn Dana off. Artie jokingly said ''I challenge you to find anything attractive about me.'' as if he were talking to Dana.
Howard used to have a moustache many years ago but he got rid of them and started wondering about his eyebrows the other day. He doesn't know why they're there either. Artie said that he's caught Dana looking at him on a few occasions where he knows that she's wondering why she's with him. Howard figures it's his great personality. Artie said he'll be getting rid of the moustache after one shaving or so.
Howard said that some people have been writing in to say that Artie is letting himself go but Howard doesn't think he's all that bad. He said that he knows that Artie is pretty self conscious because he doesn't like to take his shirt off when he's sitting by the pool.
Artie told Howard that he went Parasailing when he was on vacation recently and ended up wearing a shirt when he was doing that. Howard said that everyone else was wearing shirts too but Howard said that they don't. Artie said the guys hooking him up to the harness were telling him that he was pretty big. Howard said the natives must have thought that it was a flying hippopotamus.
Howard said that on the last vacation he went on, to Mexico, he had a hard time getting a chaise lounge chair because there were so many people. He said there were actually people getting into fights over the whole chair thing. He and Artie said that the Mexicans at those places are pretty nice. Howard said there was one guy who was coming on to Beth and calling her ''Miss Pretty.''
Artie said that Dana is a qualified SCUBA diver so she went diving one day while he sat and read the book ''A Million Little Pieces.'' That led to the guys talking about the author who got into some trouble with Oprah last week. Artie said that the book was actually very well written even if it wasn't true. Howard figures that he wouldn't have read the book if he knew that the stories were fake. Artie insisted that it was a good read though. Howard went off on Oprah saying that he hasn't liked her since she ripped off Phil Donohue's talk show format. She never scolds anyone on her show and the only reason she did that to the author of that book is because she knew she could get away with it. If she scolded anyone who has any power, then maybe he'd respect her.
One guy in the article said that he can't get reception around Newark Airport. Artie said that was kind of weird because he has friends who are in that area every day and don't complain about it. Howard went on to talk about this guy Ross Zaipen who works there at SIRIUS now. He's been on a couple of long vacations lately and he doesn't understand how he's getting so much time off. Gary told Howard that Ross isn't taking as much time off as he thinks. Gary defended Ross so Howard said that Gary gets upset about that stuff because he and Ross are like asshole buddies. Gary said he wasn't upset and he was just explaining what he knows.
Howard said that Gary's lips are orange on his monitor which is in high def. Gary said that they wouldn't be orange if he came into the studio. Howard got back to Ross and said that he was down in Anguilla and tried his SIRIUS tuner down there and it came in just fine. Howard thought that the signal wouldn't be available down there but it was just fine.
Howard read some more of David Hinkley's article and continued to wonder why fans of his show wouldn't just go out and buy a radio and tune into the show. It's not a huge investment. Gary came in and told Howard that Thom was telling him that the satellite signal goes about 200 miles off of each coast in the U.S. and down to about Mexico City. Howard doesn't know geography very well so he doesn't know how Ross could pick up that signal.
Sal came in and said that he talked to a guy the other day about how he got a raise after his boss installed a SIRIUS radio in the office they work in because he started showing up on time after that. Howard and the guys were goofing on Sal for pronouncing Pizzeria in an unusual way. Sal seemed a bit irritated by the whole thing.
Howard read more of the Daily News article where people were talking about what they listen to now that Howard is ''gone.'' Howard said that evidently the fans haven't missed a beat and moved on to other radio shows. He said he was going to play some stuff that those other shows can't play.
Bobo called in and told Howard that he's got 3 friggin SIRIUS radios, one for him, one for his wife and one for his house. He can't believe how cheap people are. Howard found another article about how regular radio doesn't need to worry about satellite radio. The article ''The 'Howard Stern Factor' is Overrated: Few Americans Expect to Purchase Satellite Radio...'' said that only 14 percent of the country would subscribe to a service like that. Howard had Benjy do the math and found that comes in at about 41 million people who are willing to subscribe so terrestrial radio does need to worry. Howard talked to Bobo for a short time about his wig and goofed on him about that before letting him go.
Howard asked Artie if he knows who Anthony Johnson is because someone told him that Beetlejuice looks like an athlete by the name of Anthony Johnson. Artie had no idea who he was. Howard said he thinks that Star Jones is starting to look like Beetlejuice now that she's lost all of that weight.
A caller told Howard that he's seen people driving around the city and knows that they have satellite because he can tell when he sees them driving. The guy also said that he can't listen to regular radio during the day because it all sucks. He misses Howard's show in the morning but he does listen to stuff in the afternoon. Howard told the guy that he's guessing that the totally portable units are probably on the way. The caller said he knows that XM has a totally portable unit... but Howard told him that those units aren't that great and the guys at SIRIUS said that they could put out something crappy like that but they know that people would return them. They're working to perfect the technology before putting one out.
The caller talked to Howard about how K-Rock (now FreeFM) was ruined when they went to an all talk format. Howard said he's surprised that they didn't go to more of a music format when they switched. The caller was telling Howard how great SIRIUS is with the commercial free music and all. Howard asked the guy if he wanted to go to the Lingerie Bowl since he had a trip to give away. The caller said he'd love it. Howard had to take a break a short time later.
Howard said that Barbara was very intelligent and told some good stories while they were out. He said she told them about her career and was a good conversationalist. She owns the rights to the interviews that she's done over the years which he seemed to be interesting. He said that he's not good at doing that whole thing hanging out with people like that. He said he gets exhausted because he works so hard at it. Artie said he's seen that first hand and can tell Howard is working hard. It takes a lot of energy to do that kind of thing.
Howard said he'd prefer to just go out to dinner with Beth on a Friday night instead of going to something like that. Robin said she feels the same way and doesn't like to have to work at having conversations. Artie said that he gets exhausted talking all morning and was actually less tired after loading trucks all day for a living. Howard said the same thing about being a dishwasher. It was less exhausting to him.
Howard said he could talk to Barbara Walters for hours because she had a lot of interesting things to talk about. Artie asked if Barbara was one of the chicks that Geraldo Rivera claims to have banged. Howard said he doesn't think that's the case but Geraldo is so horny that he would bang a toad.
Howard mentioned that Charlie Rose showed up to the dinner but didn't stick around too long. He thinks that Charlie didn't see any hot chicks there so he bailed out on it and left. He also said that Charlie seems to be in a fog and didn't seem to care all that much that he didn't do the interview with his show. Howard told Charlie he's not going to reschedule the interview but Charlie kept telling him that they would reschedule.
Barbara told Howard that she was a fan of his movie so she is a little bit of a fan of his. She also thought the move to satellite was brilliant so Howard told her to come up and talk to Scott Greenstein about doing her own show on SIRIUS. Gary came in and said that he heard from their SIRIUS installer to the stars and found out that Barbara Walters just had a radio installed this weekend. Howard wondered if she had that done after talking to him. He said he thought about going door to door to sell radios because it might be more effective than regular ads.
Robin told Howard that Bubba did a funny thing where they had a great announcer reading the copy for a contest where they wanted women to send in pictures of their labia. The announcer went off on Bubba during the promo recording session about the whole thing and it was really funny. Howard said that Bubba has a shower installed in his studio so he had a couple of women showering together last week. He said he really enjoyed hearing Bubba and Brent talking about those women.
Howard said he has a meeting today where he'll tell the higher ups at the company about where they see his two channels going. The caller was asking if there would be a 24 hour a day Howard Stern channel. Howard said he thought about doing something like that when he was leaving Viacom. He wanted to take his old tapes and play them on his third channel. Then Viacom gave him a hard time about the old tapes and they wanted $40 million for that stuff. He said he may wait a year or so and then go back to them to find out of they'd give them up then. He knows that those guys don't really care about those tapes and he was nothing but a great employee when he was working there. He doesn't know why Joel Hollander is so caught up with those tapes. They think that he might feel kind of slighted by Howard leaving the company.
Howard said he was going to leave radio either way, whether or not he went to satellite. He doesn't have any problem with Joel and liked working for him while he was there at Viacom. He would like his old tapes back and doesn't know why people think he's so horrible.
Artie said that he was on a bunch of shows on Friday. He did Howard's show, the Wrap Up Show and both Howard 100 News reports at Noon and 6. He said that Ralph came on the Wrap Up Show and did just what he was supposed to do during the roast but did it too late.
Howard said that Ralph was interviewed on Howard 100 News and called Robin the N-word while being questioned about his roast. Howard wanted that piece to be ripped off the air but he let it run. Robin said that Mike Gange from Howard TV (Formerly Howard Stern On Demand) had come up to her and asked her about what went on during the roast. She said that Ralph using the N-word was taken out of context. She said he wasn't just walking through the halls calling her the N-word. They went to another break a short time after that.
Lisa G said they'll be talking about Danny Bonaduce's week of shows that will be airing on Howard 100 from 1-4pm this week. They'll also be doing a bunch of other reports about fans and also a report about why there are no posters for Howard down in the SIRIUS store that's being worked on downstairs in their building.
Lisa mentioned that there's some research going on about Chaunce's threat to sue SternFanNetwork.com because of some death threats that have appeared there. Howard said that it's in the paper today and Howard said if it were him, he wouldn't want that stuff in the paper, he'd try to down play it... but that's just Lloyd Grove getting back at him because he called him a hack one time.
Howard goofed on Lisa about the mistake she made last week with Henry Hill asking for a Caramel Macchiato and Lisa thinking that he said he wanted to cum on her face. That led to Howard talking about how Henry really burned them last week because he was supposed to be on Meet the Shrink for 2 shows and he ended up passing out so he never did them. Henry did do some things that were captured on camera for Howard TV. Howard replayed the clip where Henry was asking for one of those Caramel Macchiato things and Lisa mistook that for a come on.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to her and told her he was going to give her a trip to the Lingerie Bowl which she seemed thrilled about. She told Howard that he's the greatest.
We also found out that Alice's 21 year old son is a virgin and she doesn't think that he needs any of that stuff until he's married. That led to Howard asking Alice if her son masturbates. She said she doesn't think he does so Howard had to straighten her out on that. He has his dad's old Playboy magazines and a Scores calendar so he must be masturbating. She called her son over to the phone but he wasn't coming.
Alice asked her son, Matt, if he masturbates and he wouldn't answer. He eventually got on the phone and said that he's not doing it 3 times a day... it's not even an every day thing. He said that every guy has to do it. Howard asked him if he does it in his room. Matt was laughing as Howard was asking all of these questions. He said he does that in his room and locks the door to keep his mom out. He wasn't saying all that much so Howard let him go.
Artie said that Adam Sandler has a funny song on one of his albums that he'd like Howard to play. Howard said he's heard a lot of that stuff and some of it was funny and some wasn't. He played Andy's song ''I'll Fuck Anything that Moves'' and a little bit of his ''They Call That Thing Vagina'' song. He said he didn't even know that was Andy's song. He'd heard it on Red Peters' show before. Robin had heard it before too and didn't know it was Andy's.
The guys talked about Andy's sexual preferences and how he's been with some really hot chicks before. Howard said that Andy has also been with dudes and he thinks that's probably his preference.
A caller told Howard that he was pulled over the other day and a cop gave him a ticket that would have cost him $275. The cop then made him a deal where he could take the ticket or give up his SIRIUS tuner. The guy claims he gave the guy his tuner and the cop took it... So he had to go out and buy a new one. Howard and the guys didn't believe that but they let him tell the story anyway.
Another couple of callers told Howard how great the show has been over the past few weeks since they started. Howard told one guy that he hasn't been happier than he is right now. He said that he enjoys getting up early to do the show now.
Howard took a call from a guy who is supposed to be off to Kuwait in the next couple of days so this is the last day he'll be listening. He said that he had just activated his tuner the night before he found out that he was being shipped out. Howard told the guy they'll be waiting for him to come back. The guy said he hopes to be back in about a year. That led to Howard talking about the news reporter who was blown up over the weekend and got all messed up from the explosion. Robin said the vehicle got blown up and Bob Woodruff suffered head injuries. Howard said that really sucks and it doesn't make sense that we're even over in Iraq.
Another phone caller told Howard that the Vagina song that he was playing earlier was actually by the band Pig Vomit. Howard didn't realize that and said that he used to tour with a band called Pig Vomit. Artie said he remembers that band and wondered how long it's been since Howard toured with them. Howard wasn't sure.
A caller told Howard that the Adam Carolla show is really bad out on the West Coast. That led to Howard saying that he and Adam talked about him coming over to satellite but Adam was looking for a huge pay day and satellite might not give him that. He said he wishes Adam luck because he really doesn't care who replaces him or how they do. He said that Adam is a good dude and he wishes him luck.
Howard was talking about how he used to walk out of those old studios over there with huge headaches. The place was always so filthy that he thinks that's why he was always feeling sick. The new place is so clean and nice that he stays there much more than he ever stayed at the K-Rock studios. That led to everyone else talking about how clean it is over there and how much they enjoy working at that place. Gary said that they have a kitchen there at SIRIUS and it stays clean, even with a ton of people working there.
Howard said that the studios over at K-Rock were like working in a coal mine because it was so filthy. It was dirty and depressing and even his parents picked up on that when they'd visit. Howard said he just feels a lot better now that they're there at SIRIUS. He's rearranged his schedule so he can do more work there. He said his office is more of a lounge than an office. He had a meeting with a few guys back there one day recently and they just lounged out. He said that the guys he had the meeting with wanted to just hang out back there after he left because it was so comfortable.
Gary told Howard that there's this new Robin on SIRIUS because she's apparently been cursing like crazy since she started there. Howard said that some of the bits that the guys are creating just have too much cursing in them and he's asked Sal to remember to be creative.
Richard came in and asked Robin if she likes it really rough like that. Robin said she has no desire to be face fucked like they do in some of those movies. Richard told Howard about a clip where a woman was getting face f'd and she sounds like a turkey. Howard played that and said he'd be afraid of really rough sex because he'd be afraid of getting hurt.
Artie jokingly mentioned ear fucking but Howard told him that there is such a thing. There's also something called ''cream pie'' where a guy finishes in a chick and then she queefs out the man goo into another chick's face. He said that stuff doesn't turn him on though. Howard played more of the face f'ing clip and it sounded pretty funny. Richard told him that the chick is really hot and that her name is Nikki Hunter.
Robin said she recently heard that Houston the porn star is out of the business and is now selling real estate. Howard had to take another break a short time after that. He played a prank call as they were going into commercial.
Howard played another clip of Mark the Bagger singing some AC/DC stuff. They've been very busy recording bits and coming up with new stuff for the show since they have so much freedom to do things. He wanted to play a new game with someone but realized that he didn't have any gifts to give away. Gary told him that they don't have any more prizes right now.
Gary was also telling Howard that Danny Bonaduce and his crew were out waiting to come in and things are crazy. Danny was in a motorcycle accident a couple of weeks ago so he had some kind of cast on his arm. Danny will be doing a show from 1-4pm on Howard 100 each day this week. Artie did his impression of Danny and reenacted some of the clips that Howard has played from Danny's show ''Breaking Bonaduce.''
Howard played a clip of Danny talking about using Vikodin even though he doesn't need it. That led to the guys talking about last night's 60 Minutes where they did a story about a guy who was sent to jail for allegedly selling prescription drugs. Now he's in jail and getting a morphine drip.
Howard said that the game is Sal asking Nicole a question and people having to guess if she can answer it. Artie said he'd even throw in a copy of his DVD to give away. Howard asked him if he had a good DVD to give away. Artie was talking about his DVD ''It's the Whiskey Talkin.'' Howard thought about giving away something from the studio instead.
Howard decided not to play a game and just played the audio instead. Sal asked her to spell some words so here are the words and how she spelled them.
Howard brought up how Ronnie the Limo Driver was on Bubba the Love Sponge's show recently and was challenged to a cock off. Ronnie didn't do it so Howard's web guy Doug Herwitt told him that maybe Ronnie should challenge Bubba to a car race instead. Bubba is a race car driver so maybe Ronnie should do that instead. Ronnie came in a short time later and said he's not sure he'd race him. Ronnie said he's never done a sprint race like Bubba does. He would rather do a NASCAR race up at Pocono instead.
Howard said that Ronnie has this Cadillac Escalade EXT and he's got bumper stickers all over it. He wonders how Ronnie is a Jew and puts that kind of crap on a nice truck like that. He said he was following him and couldn't believe that this guy had crapped up his truck like that. Ronnie described the stickers that he's got on the back window of the truck. There are Dale Earnhardt, Tony Stewart and skull stickers on the window. He also has a little American flag on there. Ronnie said he also has a special trailer hitch cover. It's a skull head with big red eyes. Howard missed that part of the truck.
Howard said that there are no Jews out there putting stickers like that on their Escalade. Artie said that's a southern thing. Howard interrupted that and said that he was on the Beer League movie web site and right now it's just like wallpaper. Artie said that's all they have right now but they will be adding stuff soon.
Ronnie has been complaining about Ralph's attitude problem lately so Howard said he's sick of hearing about it. He wants the two of them to stop with that crap already. He doesn't want to see them working that out in front of him from now on. He's not taking anyone's side in the argument. Ronnie is upset that Ralph doesn't acknowledge him when he says hello to him when he comes in.
Howard said that Danny will be doing shows from 1-4pm each day this week. He didn't know that they were airing on Howard 100 but Gary informed him of that and said that Tim Sabean let them know that. Then the guys talked about Tim and how organized he seems to be. They spent a minute talking about him and then went to break.
Howard said that Danny Bonaduce showed up with a camera crew this morning. He's taping more stuff for the VH1 show so he figured he'd let him bring the cameras up there. Howard asked Danny what he thinks about the studios so far. Danny said they're great. Howard said he pictures Danny dropping in on each of the channels over there and invading shows each day. He said that could be a TV show in itself.
Danny was telling Howard that 22 Latin American countries have purchased the rights to his show Breaking Bonaduce and it's amazing. Howard and Artie were both doing their impressions of Danny from his TV show and Danny was getting kind of embarrassed by it. He said that it was really weird to hear the show being done in Spanish.
Howard told Danny that they're very excited about having him there for the week doing his own radio show. Howard told him that it will probably be the best radio experience ever because of the freedom. He said that the work environment is also very nice compared to where he used to work.
Danny told the guys that he crashed his motorcycle about 4 weeks ago and broke both arms, his sternum and his nose. He took his casts off his arms because they didn't look good on camera. He showed Howard one of his scars where he had a compound fracture of one arm. It's still broken and one of his wrists is broken. He said that when he has a cast on he's the center of attention. Artie broke in and said that ''casts are for fags!'' in his Danny voice.
Danny said that he's off of steroids now but he will go right back on the juice when he goes back to California. He said he's got a closet full of the stuff and he's not going to stop using them. He said that he's been sober for about nine months now but he will be back on the illegal juice. Howard asked him if he's afraid of going into a steroid rage because he's kind of known for that. Danny said he doesn't need that stuff to go into a rage.
Danny told Howard that this week is going to be great, he's in New York City for a week with an expense account. He did have his mini-bar removed from his hotel room though. He said he's proud of himself for doing that. Danny said they took all of the alcohol and even the chocolate that was in there. He said that's best because he carries a body fat calculator with him and doesn't want to start eating that crap.
Howard said that he's kind of worried about Danny going back on the steroids. Danny said he'll tell the higher-ups that he was just kidding about that but he will be going back on them. Howard wants to know what Danny will be doing on his show this week. Danny said there is no plan so far and all he knows is that he'll be working with this woman Delana, who he hasn't met yet. He said he talked to her for about a minute and it was more like an interview so he told her to call ''this Sabean guy'' and tell him she was coming in.
Howard wondered why Danny doesn't have some people he knows come work with him. He said he doesn't even know where the people are who he used to work with. Gary told Howard that Delana was there but he also heard that Danny had some lawsuits with the people he used to work with. Danny said that they're all settled.
Danny was telling the guys that he has been hardened over the years from getting punched in the face so many times. He said that's how you get hardened, by actually getting punched, not by doing Karate and stuff. Howard took a call from a guy who thinks that having Danny on Howard 100 is a great idea. Howard said that Danny's TV show was the best TV show on TV last year but he was almost out done by Jeff Conaway on Celebrity Fit Club.
Artie did his Danny impression again and did another scene where Danny was breaking down and crying while talking about his wife not loving him the way he thought. Danny said that he knows just what to do when he's on camera or on air but when he's off the air, that's when he doesn't know what to do. Howard wondered if he thinks he's ever punch his co-host or anything like that on his show.
Danny said he has never touched a woman, but he did smack a man dressed as a woman one time. He told the story about how that happened. He said he picked up a chick he saw on the street one time and when the chick got in the car, that's when he saw it was a dude. He said he told the guy ''My mistake fella, get out.'' He told the guy to get out a few more times but the guy didn't want to get out. The guy refused to get out so Danny had to yank him out. The guy was bigger than he thought but did get him out of the car. He said the guy was a native American so he got protested by Indian groups after that. Danny said that he hit the guy immediately after he got him out of the car because he didn't want the guy to hit him first. He said he kept hitting the guy to keep him down because he wasn't listening to him when he told him to stay down.
Howard asked Danny if he wanted to meet his co-host Delana. She came walking in and Danny said she was way better looking than he thought she'd be. Delana told Howard that she's been in radio for a long time. Artie asked her how her defense techniques are. Danny said they have him all wrong and he's not going to hurt her. He said that no woman has sued him about anything. The guys he used to work with are the ones who sued him. Danny said he once grabbed a guy by the face to make him listen to him and he hit his head on the wall and fell. Gary said there was also a time when a guy accused Danny of calling his daughter a whore... at the age of 8. Danny had to go off on him for that.
Delana is a lesbian so Howard asked her about that. She said she has no problem bringing that up on the air. Howard asked her if she's the man. She said she has worn a strap-on but she prefers to be the woman in the relationship. Howard asked her how this was all brought up to her and what she thought about it. She said that she's very happy to be there and that it's a great offer.
Danny told Howard that he wouldn't say that he would never drink again for his TV show. He said that could happen but right now he's sober. He also told Howard that he had a big fight with his wife Gretchen last night. He said she left him hanging, for 7 hours, when she told him that she'd call him back in a few minutes. He said he doesn't even think that she's into him anymore. Howard agreed and can't believe that they're still together.
Howard said he thinks that Danny will have sex with another woman while he's there in the city for the week. Danny said that could happen but someone would have to find out about it and tell his wife for him because he won't do it himself. Howard then played a clip of Danny crying on ''Breaking Bonaduce'' about his wife. Howard said it would be great if Danny called his wife while having sex with another woman. Danny said that it would be great if Howard gave him a job and he could stay there in the city. That would be one way out of his marriage. Danny said he would feel bad about his kids though.
Danny said that he once told his wife that if she died, he would bring a date to her funeral. He said he has trouble being alone. He was also talking about his therapist and how he has said many things to that guy that people wouldn't believe. He said he once told him that he'd ''beat him straight.''
Howard wanted to take some calls for Danny. He ended up talking to Danny about the upcoming radio show he'll be doing this afternoon. Danny and Delana will do shows all this week from 1pm to 4pm on Howard 100. Howard also said that there have been some news reports about Danny and the people he used to work with on The Partridge Family. Shirley Jones is kind of upset with him for what he's been doing on his TV show. David Cassidy has also complained that Danny isn't returning his calls. Danny said that David is a great guy but when he leaves messages he has a very ''I'm important'' cadence when he speaks. He said that he will return his calls when he feels like it.
Howard asked Danny when he last had sex with his wife because he made it seem like she ever does. Danny said they did it maybe a week ago. Howard was surprised to hear that it was that recent. He asked Danny how that happens and if he just rolls on top of her. Danny said that it's actually like this... ''Wanna?'' and then she says ''Okay'' and they do it. He said he doesn't need her to do anything when he's doing it with her. He said that when he takes that testosterone steroid, he basically walks around all day with a hard on. He said he's been able to finish just by thinking about sex. Howard said that only happened one time and that was at Scores. He said he had his girlfriend on his lap and a scores dancer dancing for them. He shot his load and then had to get out of there.
Howard took a call for Danny and the caller pretended to be Leif Garret asking Danny to get him a job. That led to Danny talking about how he did an interview with Good Morning America because they called shortly after the story came out about Leif's recent arrest. Danny said that he went off on the reporter because they were talking about how tough it is to be a child star. Danny said that he only made about $200,000 from The Partridge Family and when he turned 18 he only had about $72,000 left. Instead of saving it, he just blew it on a weekend party.
Danny told Howard that he was willing to post the bail for Leif Garret and give him a job on Breaking Bonaduce. Howard said it would be great to have Leif on his afternoon show. Danny said that would be great but the guy probably can't put a sentence together so he wouldn't be all that great.
Another phone caller said he can't stop watching Danny's TV show even though he thinks he should hate the guy. Danny said that he hates himself enough for both of them so he doesn't need anymore hate. Another phone caller asked Danny about his motorcycle crash and if he took pain meds after that. Danny said he did take some but he's off of them now. Howard took a call from a guy who asked who would win in a fight, Danny or Chuck Zito. Both Howard and Danny said that Chuck would win but Danny said that he would fight the guy just because he's a bad ass.
A phone caller asked Danny about his penis shriveling up from the steroids. Danny said that's a misconception and your balls don't shrink up that much. He also talked about his testosterone levels and how they're about 10 times higher than the average man's would be. He said that steroids are magic and he highly recommends them. His kidneys are working fine and his lungs are just fine as well even though he smokes 3 packs a day.
Howard started to up with Danny and said that they should be hearing about the second season of Breaking Bonaduce any time now. Danny said the camera crew is there so it's just a matter of time before they find out about when it will air. Another caller asked Danny about how many former sidekicks he has from doing radio shows. Danny said he's probably had about 50 people. There were some people he didn't get along with and ended up punching out this guy John Heffron in a fight they set up one time. He said that guy blamed him for buying a bunch of electronic equipment that night because he had a concussion from the fight. Howard wrapped up and promoted Danny's show that's airing this afternoon. He went to break right after that.
George Flowers from Howard 100 News was in to give them an update on what was coming up on the news at noon. Howard said that George is the first guy they hired to work there at Howard 100. George told the guys that they'll do a report about Danny and his huge entourage. They will also be doing a report about Howard's show being pirated. They will also be talking about the fact that Howard's picture isn't up in the windows of the new SIRIUS store that's being put in on the ground floor of the building they're in.
Howard said he's kind of freaked out by the fact that SIRIUS isn't putting pictures of him in that store. He can't wait to find out what the news team finds out. The news airs live at Noon and 6pm. Howard moved on to Jon Hein who does the Wrap Up Show after the radio show each day. He said they've got a lot of stuff coming up including discussions about Danny Bonaduce. They will be talking to Sal and Richard about their prank calls and the porn clips they play on the show. Howard said that Sal and Richard are really into it and they're probably the only ones who are.
JD came in to tell Howard that he had nothing to do with the ATM (Ass To Mouth) stuff being brought up on the show. He said that was all Sal and Richard. He said he mentioned the Twink and Supertwink stuff. Howard asked JD to do them a favor and call his girl Kissyphur live on the show tomorrow so they can watch him do his thing with her. JD didn't sound like he was that into it but Howard insisted that he say yes to the request. Gary said they could leave JD back in his room doing his thing and they could conference him in on a phone call.
Gary told Howard that they did some searching around and found some disturbing porn movie stuff. He had a list of things that they found. Howard read some of them...
Ralph called in during the news so Howard told him that he was cursing quite a bit on everything he was on. Ralph said that's not the norm for him though, it may have been because he was so loaded on Friday. Ralph was calling in to get in on a conversation about hot chicks that the guys were having. He said that Scarlet Johanson is looking good these days. Howard said she looks hot in movies but then she doesn't look all that great in pictures. Ralph also mentioned an NBC news anchor who is pretty hot. Howard said that the hottest chick on the local news is this chick Liz Cho who he's seen out on the street. Howard and Ralph both met her husband one time and thought that he was a douche when he came running up to them. Howard said that he's sure the guy is nice and all but they had to call him a douche because that's what guys do.
Robin told Howard that Beth told her that David Blaine is hot when she saw him at Howard's birthday party a couple of weeks back. Howard said she's really into that guy, but he already knew that. Artie wondered what Robin payed him to appear there but she said he didn't get paid. He was doing some tricks for people around the party because that's the way he wanted to do things. Howard said his father had no idea who the guy was and ended up ignoring him as he was doing his tricks.
Howard took a call from a guy who was giving them his sob story about his family dying and how he had cancer. Then he asked for a trip to the Lingerie Bowl. Howard didn't have anymore to give away though so he hung up on the guy. Another caller asked Howard what happened to Crack Whore View. Howard said they're going to be working on making shows what they should be so they're going to have a lot of new stuff but they will be bringing back shows like the Crack Whore View and a bunch of the others that have aired.
Howard took another call from a woman who asked him when he was going to bring in his childhood puppets. Howard didn't remember that so everyone had to remind him that he said he was going to bring them in to show everyone. The guys ended up goofing on the woman's voice because she sounded kind of like Debbie Schlussel or maybe a boy with a very high voice. Artie did his impression of her for a short time but Howard bailed out on the call a short time later.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he was listening to the show on the web through SIRIUS' web site. Howard said that's impossible because they haven't worked that out yet. The caller insisted that he was listening though so Howard said he was going to have to investigate. The caller was also asking Howard to come up with the sickest thing he could think of. Howard said ''I wanna fuck my sister in the ass.'' The caller said something about doing Robin with a barb wire dick but Howard figured he had him beat at his own game. The caller's lines were all lame so Howard ended up hanging up on the guy.
Mike said that he'd love to do a cartoon voice so Howard told him that he could use him as his sister in his cartoon. Mike also told Howard that he worked for ''Who Wants to be a Millionaire'' for a while but bailed out after 9/11 because he didn't know why he was there. Then he went to ABC News and worked there for a few years. He said he is able to get laid these days though. Howard said it must be tough to get laid with a voice like that. He said he's not sure what happened to his voice, it must just be genetics. Howard tried to get him to lower his voice but he doesn't like doing it. He sounded a little more normal when he did that but he doesn't want to do the voice all the time.
Artie told Mike not to worry about the voice, that's not what's holding him back, it's his looks. Howard continued to talk about Mike's voice even after telling Sal to get out of there. He and Artie were goofing on him relentlessly for a few minutes. Howard told Mike that he's going to use him for a bunch of stuff, he didn't even realize that he was there with them. Artie was pretending to be Kathleen Tuner while Howard was doing his impression of Mike. Artie did a really deep voice for Kathleen and goofed around with that for a few minutes.
Howard took a call a little later from a guy who said that the show has been better this past week because Sal and Richard haven't been on the show that much. He said that the gay stuff was going too far and it just wasn't that funny. He wants to hear funny stuff, not just gay stuff on the show. Howard ended the show around 11:05am.
Howard started off the show saying that they had Train coming in to perform a couple of songs to recreated what they've lost to Infinity. He said they've been re-recording a lot of old bits that they lost like Fred's ''I'm a Fake Cowboy'' Imus song and ''Homo-Cop.''
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's been listening to the show every morning since he started on there. He saw an ad for Howard coming to the service so he went out and bought a radio. Howard talked about how this is the kind of person the advertising department needs to go after because he's never even heard the show, but he knew he could tune in and hear something he's never heard. The caller said he listens right up until 8 or 9 in the morning and then tunes in later in the day after work.
Howard told the caller that this is the kind of guy he appreciates because he can pull in new audience members from all around the country. Now he doesn't have to convince his company to put him on in a market that they're not on in already. The caller asked if he could come up to the studio sometime. Howard said they'd take his name and have him up if he's ever in New York.
Howard had asked Danny if he was going to plan out anything for his show this week and Danny said no. He has no plans at all. Howard said he would sit Danny down and talk to him about coming up with some plans for the show and maybe they'll do something with him. There are a lot of things going on with his two channels and Danny would fit in just fine.
The guys spent a few minutes talking about how Danny got fired from the station he was working at. Plus, he probably didn't make much money from his VH1 show because it's was VH1 after all. Those types of channels don't usually pay very much for stuff like that.
Howard continued to read the article and Huff points out that there is no good explanation for the hype on the show because there are a lot of people who have Comedy Central and know about it, yet it still gets low ratings. Howard said he's not knocking Jon but he's wondering why they picked Jon to host the award show because there aren't that many people watching his show. Artie said that Jon does win Emmys all the time. He also wins Peabody awards but no one knows, or cares, about the Peabody.
Howard said that ABC sending him over there was probably to prove that Woodruff was the greatest anchor in the world. Sports teams don't take their best starters and throw them into a game two weeks before the super bowl, they know that they could get injured. Howard said that news organizations should think the same way about their reporters.
Howard got off of that subject and said that the weather in New York was crazy yesterday. He was running around in shorts because it was so warm out. He said that this could be the first summer/winter that New York has ever had. Robin said she's afraid that they're going to have snow in the summer if this keeps up. Artie said he was feeling kind of guilty walking around in such warm weather. Robin said he has no reason to feel guilty though. Howard said that it was 64 degrees in Central Park yesterday and it broke records for being so warm.
A listener called in and brought up the Jon Stewart thing again. That got Howard talking about how people don't even really watch the news these days. Some people claim they get their news from Jon's show and even Bill Maher's show but that's no true. People don't watch the news because most people don't care about that kind of stuff. Howard said that his show has an audience while shows like Jon and Bill's don't get half of what he can get.
Howard had an audio clip of a Black Pastor (Pastor Wilson?) freaking out about lesbians. He played the clip where the guy was talking about why families in the black community are breaking up. The guy thinks that it's because women are making more money than the men. He said that lesbians are taking over. He claims that his son told him that the girls in his class are almost all gay and the straight ones are both ugly. Artie said that they need to get a picture of the son who is probably so ugly that the girls just told him they were lesbians. The pastor was talking about putting unnatural things up the behind. Howard and the guys wondered what he was talking about because he was talking about lesbians and then he was talking about sticking things up the ass. Howard went to break after playing that.
Howard said that one of the bits they went and re-recorded was ''The Sounds of Kinison'' tribute song that Fred did shortly after Sam passed away. Howard played that song and it sounded even better than the original. Howard said that the song really moves him and he's glad it was re-recorded. He's sure that Sam would have loved the move to satellite and how great interviews would have been today if Sam was still around. He said they probably would have had to have locked Sam up in a cage if he was around though.
Howard said that there are news reports about his plastic surgery out now where they show the before and after pictures of his face. He said it's brutal but he did expect it after his revelation.
A phone caller told Howard that he has been listening to SIRIUS more than he even watches TV now. He can sit in front of his computer and listen to anything he wants when he's doing that. Howard said he was in a car dealer the other day and they were telling him that people were buying cars and just had to have the SIRIUS service. The caller asked Howard if they know how many subscribers they have. Howard said he doesn't know the exact numbers because SIRIUS hasn't given them an update lately. He said he doesn't want the information because he would probably go nuts if he had updates every day.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she's going on vacation but doesn't know how she can bring her radio. Howard told her to get a boombox unit. She said that she will probably buy her daughter a tuner. She also asked Howard when he will be available on the web. Howard said that they are working on upgrading the SIRIUS web site so they can handle the traffic and it should be available soon. They're looking to make it an effortless experience so everyone can listen.
The caller asked Howard if he has an update on when they will have a truly portable unit. Howard said he doesn't know about that but he's hoping that they hold off on it until they get it perfected, unlike XM who put out a unit that a lot of people aren't having much luck with (according to him). The woman on the phone said that 10 years ago she hated Howard but now she loves him. She said she thought he was racist and obnoxious but eventually came around.
The woman had an accent so Howard dug around and found that she's from Iran. She was afraid that Howard was going to hate her for that but he told her he hated her at the beginning of the call but had come around by the end of the call.
Howard had to take a break but he had a lot of stuff to get to. They had Chad Johnson coming up after the break and then Train was coming in to perform some songs for them. Howard took a phone call from a guy who saw Soupy Sales out at dinner one night and he was in sad shape. Howard told the guy that when he was picking on Soupy, he wasn't in that shape, but he knows that he shouldn't have picked on the guy back then. He said it wasn't Soupy's fault that NBC was treating him the way they were. The caller said he felt really bad for Soupy when he saw him. He's really aged and he's in really bad shape. The caller said the guy had to lift his head up out of the soup.
Howard took another call from a guy who complained that there is zero stereo effect on his show. He complained about Howard's channel and how some of the other channels aren't that well separated. Thom the Engineer told Howard that they are in stereo but the caller wanted him to test it out with a Led Zeppelin song. Howard played some of the song but he wasn't sure he wanted to go through the whole song. Thom ran the signal to the left side only to test it out with the guy. He found that it wasn't doing what they said it was but Howard hung up on him anyway. (The guy was right, there was no stereo effect.)
Gary said that Eric wants to come in on a very specific date because he doesn't live near an airport. Howard heard him speak for a few seconds and then said that he might limit Eric's show to 10 minutes instead of 30 minutes. Gary said that they want Eric to be part of the Wack Pack Revelations but his revelation is so bad they're not going to include him... So they're going to have him do his show on the 7th. Howard asked Eric if he would mind traveling in a box after finding out he's only about 70 pounds. Eric said he would mind that.
Gary said that Eric is demanding that they get Simon Cowell, Kelly Clarkson and some other people from the show to appear on his radio show. Howard told him that none of them are going to show up to do his show. Eric said that he was hoping to have some of them call in. Howard told him to get those people himself, it's his show. They're not going to bust their balls to help him produce his own show.
Howard and the guys were doing their impressions of Eric and goofing on him pretty relentlessly. Gary told Eric that they will call him today to have him fly in. Howard let him go after that and said he really has to take a break and stop taking phone calls. He and the guys spent a couple of minutes talking football and then went to break.
Howard took a call from a guy down in Alabama since they were never on down there. He said he was just calling in to let Howard know how great the show is. Howard went on to say that this is the kind of person the marketing people should be targeting. The guy said he never listened to radio for entertainment value until now. Howard said this is one of the reasons he went to satellite, so he can broadcast across the country to places where people could never hear him before. The guy told Howard that he's doing pretty much nothing out there in Alabama because he has a bad back. The guy is only 29 years old but he can't move around very well after having surgery on his back when he was 23. Howard let him go and moved to Lisa G.
Lisa G from Howard 100 News was there to give them an update on what they had coming up at Noon. Lisa said that Danny Bonaduce is a hit on Howard 100 so they'll have a report about the show he did yesterday. Lisa said they'll also be doing a report on this web site called ArtieLangeDeathWatch.com that has been up and running for about 3 years. She said the people who run the site love Artie and just want to help him. Howard said he thinks that Artie looks just fine these days. Artie said that they predicted that he would be dead at 37 and that was last year so he's playing on house money right now. Artie said that he's a little overweight right now but that's about it. He feels fine and as far as he knows, he's fine. He had a full physical over the summer and there were no red flags brought up.
Lisa said that they'll have a report about a sitcom that Rev. Bob Levy is looking to do called ''Miserable Men.'' Howard also said that Bob is going to be doing roast shows about once a month. The next person to be roasted will be Ronnie the Limo Driver. Howard wanted him to roast Penny Crone but Bob wanted to go with Ronnie so he probably knows what's best for the roast show.
Fred played Richard's ''Uptight Jew'' song about Ronnie which mentions the Escalade limo that Ronnie had built for him a couple of years back. That led to Howard talking about the limo and how it cost him about $40,000 to make up for what Ronnie lost on that deal.
Howard asked Chad if he's getting tons of pussy being in the NFL. Chad laughed and didn't answer. Howard read that Chad has 4 kids with 4 different women but Chad said that's not true. He said their information is wrong. Artie and Howard were asking him if he's ever had a white woman. Chad said he's never had a white woman and wouldn't know what that's like. Robin wondered why they didn't give him one when he was in college.
Chad said that he has 3 kids with one woman, not four with four different women. He said he's not ready for marriage yet and he's not even living with this woman. He said that when he's ready, he'll make that move. Howard asked him if he's dating a lot or not. Chad said ''not at all'' and told Howard that he's concentrating on the game. Howard bragged that his baby mama is white.
Chad was whispering to someone so Howard asked him who was there. Chad claimed there was no one there. Chad said that he wanted to come into the studio live sometime because he loves them. Howard asked Chad if he's in to the freaky sex stuff. Chad said he's not into that but then asked if Robin was married. Howard let him know that she's got a man but she's into some wild stuff.
Howard asked Chad what he thinks about the big game. Chad said he thinks that Pittsburgh is going to win because their defense is strong. He said he knows nothing about the point spread because he doesn't gamble. Chad said he doesn't think it will be a runaway game, it should be pretty close. Howard asked Chad what kind of chance there is of Aretha Franklin's tittie popping out at this year's game. He said he's pretty sure that won't happen.
Gary asked Chad if he's ever met any gay players. Chad said he's never come across any. Howard told Chad that they had Roy Simmons on the show recently and he said that there are probably 2 gay guys on each team in the league. Chad said he really knows of none so he can't comment on that.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked him about his buddy who got busted on gun charges over the weekend. Chad didn't know anything about it. The caller said that Chris Henry was arrested for some gun charges down in Florida. Chad said that he didn't hear about that. Howard wanted the guy to read the article to him but he didn't have it. Someone brought it in for Howard a short time later so he read it himself. Chad hadn't heard about it before now so it was news to him. Howard said the article also says that Chad Johnson gets lots of pussy. Chad got a laugh out of that.
Chad got back to his predictions about the Super Bowl but Howard tried to steer him back to the Chris Henry story. Chad said that Chris did have a problem with getting caught with weed. Howard wondered if he ever saw Chris in the shower. Chad said he never saw that and doesn't know if he has a small penis. Howard had a theory that only guys who have small penises carry guns.
Artie was asking Chad for an over under of 47 points. Chad said that the game should be a low scoring game because both teams are defensive teams. So Chad was going with the Steelers on the under. Artie was talking about his coke possessions charges but Chad wanted to get back to talking about the Super Bowl. Chad asked Howard if he ever used drugs. Of course he has.
Howard took some phone calls from some fans who wanted to talk to Chad. One guy said he saw Chad with a white woman one time but Chad still insists he's only been with black women. Another caller asked Chad what kind of money he's making. Chad didn't want to talk about that on the radio. The caller told Howard that Chad once said that he likes movies like ''Chicago'' and ''Moulon Rouge'' so Howard wondered if he's really heterosexual. Chad said he is and he also likes movies like ''The Color Purple.''
Howard read about the deal that Chad has and talked about the kind of money he's making. Chad then invited everyone from the show to come down on Friday to a party that one of his team mates is throwing. He said that they would be great there at the party. Howard blew that off and took another couple of phone calls.
Ralph called in and asked Chad if he thinks their uniforms are ugly. Ralph said he thinks their uniforms are ugly but Chad said he likes their stuff. Artie asked the girls if they were done arguing about their clothes. Howard then asked Chad if he could sing some of the show tunes from the musicals he likes. Howard could hear a guy whispering to Chad so he asked him who that was. Chad said he doesn't know who that is and brushed off the question. Howard jokingly said he knows who that voice is, it's Chris Henry.
Howard took some more calls for Chad and let some people talk to him about their season. The caller was rubbing it in Chad's face that the Steelers were going to the Bowl while the Bengals aren't. Howard wrapped up with Chad a short time later. Chad told Howard that there will be a new commercial for Stunt City in the fourth quarter of the game that he wants Howard to watch. He said if he can't watch it, he should check it out at DegreeDeodorant.com. Howard figured he had an endorsement deal but Chad said he uses the product himself.
Gary came in with a story about Chad that he found. It said that Chad and his coach got into an altercation and Chad ended up putting him into a headlock. Chad said that story wasn't true though. He said nothing like that ever happened. Chad asked to come into the studio sometime so Howard told him they'll have to go to Scores sometime. He let him go but then got a note from someone who said that in the notes it says that Chad sucks his thumb a lot. It was too late to ask him about it though.
Howard let the clip play for a couple of minutes and the stripper insisted that his cock was curved and she wouldn't screw him no matter what. Ronnie was fighting back saying that he wouldn't do her with anyone's cock. Some of the girls were defending Ronnie and saying that he's a good, kind hearted person.
Ronnie told Howard that they taped for an hour and a half and that chick was completely wasted. He said they had wrapped up the taping when she told him that she was in the mood to get fired that night. Ronnie told her that he could help make that happen and that's what set her off. He said he thinks the Scores show will be great too. Howard had to take a quick break after that.
Howard said that the guys from Train were there in the studio and ready to play. Lead singer Pat Monahan came in a short time later so Howard said that he hates him because he's good looking. Pat said he hates Howard because he has all the talent and the money. Howard said that Beth always talks about how good looking he is when she sees him.
Howard asked Pat how things are going for him now. He said that his divorce is almost over and things are going much better than they were the last time he saw him. He's got a great girlfriend now and he's out of the relationship he was in before. They spent some time talking about that and Pat said that he waited about a year before he found this current girlfriend. He went out with a couple of women to get his feet wet but he doesn't like to go nuts dating a lot of women. He said he likes to have that bond with one woman. His band mates wanted him to date even more but he's not into that.
Howard asked Pat to bring in his girlfriend. The guys brought her in a short time later. Her name was Amber and Howard asked her what modeling agency she's with. She said that she's not with any. She said she turns 24 on Friday. Artie laughed when he heard that.
Amber said that she does want to marry Pat and she has met his ex already. Pat said that Amber's family were fans of the band and they all came to meet them one time. Pat said he saw her out in the crowd and asked one of his guys to pull her in because he just had to meet her. Amber had gone to the show with her parents. Howard played a song that he said Pat wrote for her and the lyrics were something like ''I wanna fuck the shit out of her...''
Pat said that Amber was actually engaged to be married so he actually stole her away from that guy. She said that she had to go home the night she met Pat and had to go back to her fiancee and tell him the wedding was off. She wasn't happy with the guy and told her mother that before she even met Pat.
Howard asked Amber when she told the fiancee that it was over. She said she told him the next week. Pat said that she wouldn't even let him kiss her until she knew that everything was done with the ex. Pat said that he's got a 13 year old son so Howard figures the kid must be whacking it to her because she's so hot. Pat said his son really thinks that he and Amber are peers. Artie said that's because they are peers. He also said that this chick has a perfect body. Howard asked her if her breasts were real. She said they were so Howard admitted that he was staring at them.
Howard said that Train has performed some songs on the show in the past but Infinity didn't let him take those songs to SIRIUS so he wanted them to recreate what they could today. He then had Pat and Brandon play ''Drops of Jupiter'' for them. Howard kept his mouth shut until after the song was completely over because back at K-Rock he would interrupt to early. Pat told Howard that he gets very nervous when he performs for him. Howard told Pat that they're really good and his girlfriend is obviously turned on by the performance.
Robin said that Amber and Pat were staring at each other though the whole song and they're obviously in love. Pat told Howard that Amber's family gene pool is amazing and they're all very good looking people. Amber said she has two sisters and people think that they're triplets. We found out that the piano player, Brandon, was also recently divorced so the guys were trying to set him up with one of Amber's sisters.
Amber said that her fiancee didn't handle the breakup very well. She said she had to move her stuff out before he knew about it. Howard took a few phone calls after that and one woman from Florida said that it was the best live performance she had heard. Another guy asked if Amber would show them her feet. Howard asked Amber to do that and she has good feet according to Howard. Amber said that Pat's son licked her toe the other day. Artie responded with a ''What the hell?'' and Pat said that there's a lot of stuff he doesn't know about.
Howard gave the guys a plug for their web site TrainLine.com and then had them perform their cover of Aerosmith's ''Dream On.'' Their new album ''For Me It's You'' hit stores today.
After the song Howard asked Pat if he's ever met Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. He said that they did talk to him after they performed that song live one time for MTV and Tyler told him that their cover was the best cover of the song they had heard. Pat said he's also met Bruce Springsteen and Bruce was a big fan of theirs as well.
Ralph called in and said that he wants to see some pictures of this Amber chick. He said she sounds kind of unstable and he likes that. Howard noticed that she wasn't wearing a bra either. Gary said that he was in the In Demand studio and saw them pan up from her feet to her head as Pat was singing to her.
The guys also asked Amber about Pat's son licking her toe. She said they were watching TV and the kid just licked her toe. Pat told him that wasn't okay. Amber said it really wasn't as weird as it sounded. Howard had to wrap up with them but asked them to come back a little later to perform their new single. Howard told Amber to come in anytime but Pat told her she's not allowed to come there without him. They went to break right after that.
Howard had Jay Thomas drop in to say hello to them. Jay works there at SIRIUS on Channel 103 ''SIRIUS Stars.'' Howard asked him if he's enjoying working there. Jay said he does enjoy it and doesn't miss terrestrial radio at all. He said that people like Howard would come in and crush him. He also said that he used to listen to the program directors and play any music they suggested.
Howard said he remembers listening to Jay on 99X in New York and he was very excited that Jay was interviewing Dolly Parton. He said he must have been 16 or 17 because he was driving around at the time. He said he remembers liking the interview. Then he remembers Jay giving his address out when he got the job working on Mork and Mindy. He said that he was shocked that a radio guy was getting a job working on a TV show. He figured that Jay was going to be the star of the show after that.
Jay said he always wanted to be an actor or a comic but he was working in some dives down south. He said his girlfriend at the time is the one who suggested that he try out for the radio show. He said that he was terrible at the time and no one wanted him but he kept training and eventually got some work on radio. He said he went to a hight school football game and ended up doing some sports announcing which gave him some experience. Jay said he eventually got the job at 99X and then got an offer to do the acting. He then dumped his wife after telling her it was over because he was moving to California.
Howard talked to Jay about working on Mork and Mindy. Jay said that Robin Williams was a real asshole to work with. He remembers how Robin felt threatened by him and that led to him being written out of the script. Howard remembers those days because he was so excited to see a radio guy getting into the TV world. He didn't know what was going on behind the scenes. Jay said that Gary Marshall was the one who hired him and he got paid pretty well back then. He was motivated by the money and made a couple million bucks for not working all that hard.
Jay used to invest in food chain stores but he didn't make a lot of money on that. He did make money on real estate though. He's actually a Coldwell banker agent out in Santa Barbara, California. He has his own desk and you can even check out his latest property at CrestaAve.com.
Jay told a story about hanging out with Robin Williams back in the Mork and Mindy days. He was asked to go out and buy some coke for them even though he had never tried it. He did try it and then they went out to a club where Robin was going to meet some chick that he was dating on the side.
Howard interrupted and said that they had a picture of Amber up on the web site so people could check that out. Jay got back to the story and said that Robin was dating this woman by the name of Molly and there was all kinds of weird shit going on back then. He said that Robin was really hairy and always had body odor. Jay said he's probably jealous of him because of his success.
Jay told Howard another story about how he got fired for making a comment about Rhea Pearlman. He said he made jokes about how he really had to act to pretend that he was in love with her on Cheers. He said that he was goofing around with that stuff with people who would ask about what it was like to be with her. That led to him getting fired from the show and Bebe Neworth got hired instead of him. Artie said it was great the way they killed him off too. They had him get run over by a Zamboni. Jay remembers the call he got about how they were firing him and it was pretty crazy. They didn't even let him come back on the show. He almost had a recurring role on the biggest show on TV at the time.
Robin told Howard that they did a TV movie about Robin Williams' career and Jay's character was in the movie. Jay said that they had the guy who played Robin on his show and the guy was amazing. He played him exactly was he was off the air as well as on the air. Jay thought his performance was great. Jay said that he has run into Robin in the years after the Mork and Mindy thing and he tells his kids to call him Mork because he knows he hates that. He said he's also told them to call him Peter Pan if they don't call him Mork.
Howard asked if the guy who played Robin Williams in the TV movie smelled authentic. Jay jokingly said he did and they just dipped his shirt in camel piss to make him smell like Robin Williams did. Howard asked if it was true that Jay beat out Jay Leno for the part in Mork and Mindy. Jay said that was true and it was because they tested Leno out and found that his face scared children. Jay said he used to do Leno's show but doesn't do it anymore because he does Letterman.
Jay was talking to Howard about how their agent, Don Buchwald, calls him a great ''living room comedian'' but he's not sure what that means. Howard told Jay that he is the funniest guy he knows, off the mic. Jay said he heard Howard talking about him the other day and he was describing him as jumping around and being all hyper. That led to the two of them talking about what they're like off the air. Howard is very calm and almost like a Rabbi according to Jay.
Howard read some notes about Jay and found out that he used to be a ballroom dancer. That led to him asking Jay if he thinks that Stacy Keebler, on Dancing with the Stars, has a fair advantage since she was also a dancer. Jay thinks that's just fine. Jay said that he would never do that show if he was asked to do it. That led to Howard talking to Jay about the reality TV show he did called ''Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire.'' Jay said that he was one of the first guys to do a reality show like that.
Ralph called in and told Howard that Jay is the best guest that they've had so far. Howard said that Jay is only the second guest they've had so that's not that big of a deal. Ralph told Howard that he interrupted Jay when he was about to tell a story about going to that party with Robin. Jay said he's heard stories about the parties up in San Francisco so he assumed that Robin was part of the gay clubs up there because that's where he came from. Jay said that Robin would go out wearing those Mork suspenders and he would complain about being mobbed. Jay once suggested that he stop wearing the clown outfit and maybe they'll stop bothering him.
Jay told Howard about how Pam Dawber came up to him the night after he was with this other woman and she informed him that it was Robin's mistress' brother's fiancee that he had gone out with. There was some crazy stuff going on back then.
Jay was talking about how he got a vasectomy once. He said he got so loaded on Valium that he went to the wrong doctor's office on the way there. Then he went to the right place and the doctor stuck a couple of needles in his testicles and did the whole thing where they quarterized the stuff. He said the doctors told him that he would have less semen after that so now he has just a little gloop that comes out. He said that he now has to shake his dick around to shoot it all over the room. Jay has tried Viagra in the past so Howard asked him why he would have to take that. He said he's taken it so he can get hard immediately.
Howard gave Jay a plug for his show that airs from 2-5pm on channel 103. He does the show from California but some of the other guys on the show do it from other parts of the country. Jay said he used to do it from his house but now he does it from a location in Santa Barbara. Howard had to wrap up a short time later.
George Flowers from Howard 100 News came in to give a quick update on what they had coming up at Noon. George said that they'll be doing a story on the ArtieLangeDeathWatch.com web site. They'll also be playing some preview clips of Rev. Bob Levy's new show that he's working on.
Jon Hein from The Wrap Up Show was there as well so he gave the guys an update on what they'll be discussing on that show which airs immediately after Howard's show. Jon said they'll be talking about how they go about getting guests for the show. They'll also be talking about Jay Thomas and Train will be on the show to perform some more songs for them. That led to Howard giving Train another plug for their new album ''For Me It's You.'' Pat and the guys from Train were back in the studio so Howard had them perform ''Ramble On'' to recreate that great moment from his old show since he wasn't allowed to take the old tapes with him.
Howard spent a minute talking to Pat about how great he sings and how there was an article about the band that said their singer was ''weak'' but he didn't think that was the case.
Howard said the technology there is amazing. They actually have Train out in ''the fish bowl'' studio out in the middle of the entry of SIRIUS And that's where they were actually performing the song from. They were able to set up their equipment in there and get everything right. They were then on the air with Howard and it sounded like they were in the same room. Howard thought that Pat was a little mellow today and not as wound up as he's been in the past.
Howard and the guys were talking about Dave Chappelle during the news and Gary said they have him booked to come on, but it won't be for about a month or so. A little later Howard mentioned that Jenna Jameson and P. Diddy will be on the show tomorrow. They want to get Jenna to hop on the Sybian when she comes in. There was no mention of trying to get Diddy on that Sybian sex toy.
Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:00am... but after doing a commercial he spent another couple of minutes talking to Pat Monahan from Train who was in the other studio waiting to perform a couple more songs for the Wrap Up Show. Pat was telling Howard that he and his girlfriend Amber are doing it just about every day these days, at least once a day. Pat invited Howard and Artie to come to the Super Bowl with him but Artie had to turn it down because he has to be to work on Monday morning.
Howard eventually had Pat and the band perform their new single ''Cab.'' He asked what the song was about so Pat explained it was a metaphor for being lonely... like being the only cab on a Manhattan street. Howard gave the guys another plug for their web site and then let them perform their song.
Howard started off the show playing Robin's news theme with her singing some new lyrics. Robin warned him that it was horrible and she wasn't kidding. Howard said it was a home run though and it was a keeper for the show.
Howard said that Jim Florentine was joining them this morning but he couldn't find the right microphone for him. Gary told him it was microphone 4 but Howard wanted it marked as something that he would recognize better. He told Jim that he did a great job with the roast with Bob Levy last week. Jim said it was fun and he's already got jokes ready for the next roast of Ronnie the Limo Driver. Ronnie has already warned Jim that he'll have his own come backs for them when they do that, unlike Ralph.
Howard got back to Robin's news theme and played a little more of it. He liked the way she sounded in it and how she had her voice doubled up. He also liked the echo but told her they probably wouldn't get that far into the song when they play it before she starts her news every day.
There was one really fat guy who came in. Howard said he weighed about 9 million pounds and had about 5 asses. Howard was kind of pissed when he played a clip that had too much of the pre-interview of one of the contestants. He said he hates that JD can't edit that stuff. He stopped playing it because he was so upset with JD.
Robin said that the Match.com thing is geared toward women and he's giving them tips on how to keep a man from what she can tell. Howard said he's nothing but a ''greedy dick.''
The Pastor was also talking about people sticking things up their ass and how wrong that is. He went right from the Lesbian thing to the ass stuff so Howard wondered if he thinks that's what lesbians are into. The Pastor was talking about sticking things up there and how unnatural it is. As he was playing that Howard went into a remix of the lesbians song that they play on the show once in a while.
Howard said he'd like to hire this Pastor to do a Sunday morning service on Howard 100. He told Tim Sabean to find out who the guy is and book him for the channel.
JD said that he did the Supertwink movie and that was pretty rough. Howard said that JD didn't do anything in that movie and he wasn't doing them any favors. He said he probably loved the attention for doing that movie anyway so it was nothing for him. Howard also told JD that he wouldn't even be getting laid if it wasn't for them. Artie said that the show is responsible for getting him herpes. He was just kidding of course.
Jim Florentine told JD that Sal the Stockbroker is ruining his marriage for the show so he should be talking to Kissyphur for the show. Howard had her on the phone a short time later. He asked her how she was doing and she sounded pretty sweet to him. Kissyphur said that she talks to JD just about every day and they're friends now. Howard asked her if she can believe that he calls himself ''Da Bad Ass'' (DABA) when he's online. He also asked her what the creepiest thing he's ever asked her was. She said JD did once ask her if she had a dog so it could do something to her.
Gary said that Kissyphur wouldn't give them a lot of details about what JD does but she did say he likes to be aggressive. Howard said that's because he hates women. JD said he doesn't hate women but the guys think that he must because he has to call and pay $2.95 a minute to talk to them. Jim said that if he's asking her to bring a dog into it then he does hate women.
Howard asked Kissyphur if she'd do this thing on the air with JD. She said she would do it but she's not working right now. Jim asked her if she could go put her working clothes on for them. Howard tried to get her to do something but she kept saying that she wasn't working. Howard wanted her to get on the camera so he could watch as JD was doing his thing.
Kissyphur told Howard that she only works when she feels like it so she's only on 4 or 5 nights a week. Howard wondered how JD knows when she's online. Artie said he has a beeper in his balls. Kissyphur told Howard that she works for a company that pays her pretty well. They give her 60 percent of what they take in. The guys figured it would be less than that so it was surprising to hear that she was making that much.
Kissyphur told Howard that she once had a guy talk to her for a full hour and a half so she made some decent money with that. She said that brings her over a hundred dollars after the 40 percent is taken. She was also telling Howard that the guys who call her are probably beating off even before they call her. Howard told JD that he's kind of pathetic if he's doing this stuff for 20 minutes at a time.
Kissyphur said that JD doesn't call her all that often so when he does call, they have a lot of sexual tension built up. Howard figures that JD probably blows his load within 5 minutes or so after calling her. Howard wanted to know about the sexual tension so Kissyphur said that she would tease JD a little bit before getting into that stuff.
Howard asked Kissyphur if JD is the ugliest client that she has. She said he's not the worst, she has seen much worse than JD. Howard told JD not to be offended because he's ugly, just like he is. He was also telling JD that he doesn't have much self esteem so JD told him that this doesn't help.
Kissyphur told Howard that she and JD would message each other on AOL chat-type services for free sometimes. Kissyphur's phone went dead at one point so Jim said ''Our time's up!'' after that happened. Howard was upset that he lost her. Gary said that they've been having some problems with the phone this morning so it wasn't much of a surprise.
Howard told JD that he seems to be allocating his limited funds in the wrong places. He could get a hand job for $40 from a hooker instead of chatting with some chick online. JD said he's afraid of getting caught with a hooker. Howard said that all of his phone lines were dead so Gary told him they just noticed that. Howard wondered if the technical crew there works for XM or something.
Jim was asking JD how long he lasts on that chat thing with Kissyphur. JD said he can sometimes last through most of the 20 minutes he spends on there. Robin said that JD must think that he's getting these girls off while he's on with them so that's why he stays on so long.
Kissyphur was back on the phone a short time later. Howard asked her how many customers she actually has. She said she has a lot of regulars. She also said she can live on what she's making just fine. Robin didn't think she could possibly live on that kind of money but she said it's enough. Kissyphur said that she just has to do some acting on camera and it's not like actually having someone in the room. She also let them know that she has a boyfriend. Howard figured JD didn't know that but he claims he did.
Howard wanted to do some phone sex stuff with Kissyphur so he asked her what she was wearing. She described her lingerie and said that she was barefoot, 5'10'' tall with 36 DDD breasts. Robin told Howard that JD was just about finished at this time. Artie said that 510 is probably her weight. Howard kept going and asked her a few more questions about what she looks like. He saw that she has red hair so Artie asked her if she has red hair down below. She said she keeps it shaved down there but it is auburn when it grows in.
Howard wanted to turn the phone over to JD but JD said he wasn't going to do it. Howard told him to stop being a little bitch and just do it. He told the TV crew to lower the lights so JD could get into it. He also wanted JD to turn to the wall so they wouldn't be looking at them. Howard told all of the guys to hide under their respective consoles so JD would feel alone. Kissyphur and JD then started to do their thing. Kissyphur was asking JD what he was wearing after saying that she put on some nipple clamps. You could hear Artie laughing under the console.
Howard told JD to keep going. Kissyphur was messing around with a toy that was about 17 inches long. JD wasn't doing anything so Artie took over and told her to spit on it and shove it in her ass. He was really getting into it so Howard told him to calm down because he had popped up from under his console. Howard told Kissyphur that they have to set up a meeting for JD online so they could have him do it for real. They wanted to set her up for tomorrow at 8:30 their time. She's out on the West Coast so it was kind of early in the morning. She said she could do that. She also said that things won't be the same if he does it there on air. She said they have a lot of fun when they do it privately so this could be kind of lame.
Howard wondered if JD was crying over there. JD said he's not used to this kind of thing in front of so many people, possibly millions. Howard told him that there aren't millions listening, they're on satellite. Gary told Howard that they have a picture of Kissyphur in action with another woman. Howard saw her and said that she's a big woman. JD could only say ''uh, yeah.'' Jim asked him if the $2.95 was figured per pound. Howard figured she must be at least 170 pounds. JD said there are worse (women) out there.
The guys continued to goof on JD about the phone sex thing. Howard told him that this thing is going to be hot when they do it. JD knows it's not going to be hot. Howard sent him back to his office to find some more TV clips for them. He went to break right after that.
Howard asked Jim Florentine if he's going to be part of the next roast. Jim said he will and Bob Levy will be bringing on some other people like Nick Di Paolo who is great at roasting people. Artie said he'll also be getting in on the roast officially next time. The next person to be roasted will be Ronnie the Limo Driver.
Tim Sabean said that Danny wasn't anywhere near a million dollar radio guy but he was probably making some good money. Howard figures that the house Danny has out in L.A. probably just looks bigger on TV than it actually is. Howard knows that VH1 isn't paying them anything.
Lisa G from Howard 100 News was in to give the guys an update on what they had coming up for the news at Noon. She said there was an arrest in the investigation into the death threats against Chaunce Hayden. Howard said he sees Chaunce going on TV talking about his death threats and no one else goes out and does interviews about stuff like that. He played a clip of Chaunce talking about the threats. Most people would keep it quiet and downplay it a bit. In the news report the reporters talk about the way Chaunce dissed the show and then got tons of mail from people who hate him. He also says he got some death threats from those fans.
Howard said there's no reason for Chaunce to be talking about this on TV. He's just looking to get his name out there along with his. Chaunce had done an interview with Neil Cavuto a couple of weeks ago and that's what led to all of this because he was bashing SIRIUS and bashing Howard. Chaunce said that the radio show is more than just a radio show, it's become a religion to some. He even compared himself to John Lennon while talking about how seriously death threats should be taken.
Howard said that the guys who are making those death threats are just dopey dudes sitting there on the internet. He said they do have to take that stuff seriously but he's pretty sure none of them were serious. Howard said that even though he thinks that Chaunce is a creep, he doesn't deserve the death threats.
Lisa G told the guys that they'll be doing a report about KC getting out of rehab. She said they'll be talking about Jason and Will and how they're finally going their own separate ways instead of living together for a while.
Howard got back to the Dr. Phil discussion he was having earlier in the morning. He read an article about this Match.com partnership. There was a report about Match.com and how they're in trouble for allegedly fooling their members into staying with the service by sending out phony e-mails.
Howard played the new version of the ''retarded flu'' prank call where Gary falls for it each time. They have Gary change his voice to avoid getting the flu over the phone. Gary believes that he can catch the flu over the phone so Richard pretends to be the flu while Sal tells him that he needs to disguise himself to avoid getting it. They jerked him around and had him speaking in fake Spanish. Jim Florentine said that they jerk Gary around when they have him out on the road. They once had Sal call a pay phone pretending to be Howard and having Gary jumping up and down and yelling in the middle of an airport.
Howard had the audio from Train's performances from yesterday's show. He played some of their ''Calling All Angels'' performance and then read some other e-mail. He said they got a lot of comments about Pat from Train's girlfriend Amber. Some people thought she was hot. There was also some great feedback about their performance of ''Dream On'' that they did during the show. Howard played some of that performance and read some other mail about their other performance of ''Drops of Jupiter'' which they also played.
Howard and the guys talked about Amber for a short time and how great she looked. Artie said she might be the hottest chick that's ever been in the studio. Howard said there were some people who didn't like Pat and Amber on the show. He read some mail about that and how Benjy ruined some of the pictures of Amber that they posted on Howard's site.
Howard read through a bunch of other emails about the show and about the SIRIUS service. There was some discussion about the stereo effect that went on during the show yesterday. Gary was told by Thom that if people are listening with an FM modulator, the stereo effect won't always come through as true stereo. Howard was fine with that explanation.
There was some feedback about Jay Thomas' appearance on the show and a lot of people thought he made for a great interview during the show. There were some e-mails about the remakes of the songs that they've been doing on the show lately. Some people have been enjoying them quite a bit.
Howard said he got a lot of mail from fans of Jon Stewart who were defending him after they discussed him on the air yesterday. Howard said he likes Jon but he hates that he's getting so much press and that people think that the whole country is watching his show when that's not the case. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard heard that Jenna is advising girls not to do bukakke movies and things like that. She told Howard that the girls have to work their way up from being small to the big time. Jenna said that she never did anal films and only did the things that felt good on camera. She said that the anal stuff wouldn't feel good on camera so she would never do that or an anal gang bang. She said that's not how you make the money in the business. She said that the girls should start out doing girl/girl and work their way up from there.
Jenna said that the girls will have a life of about a year in the business if they get pissed and shit on. Howard asked Jenna what the craziest thing she ever did was. She wasn't sure what she could say on the air. Howard told her she's on satellite now so she can say anything. Howard told her to remove her pants because they are on satellite now. She refused to do that but she told Howard that she recently did a scene with Bella Donna and she's almost always the top girl in the sex. Jenna said that she shredded her though.
Florentine told Howard that Jenna tried to drag his girlfriend into the bathroom out in Vegas last year to have sex with her. He said he was upset that they were going to leave him out of it. Jenna said that she loves to have sex in the bathrooms out in Vegas.
Howard and Jenna talked about her husband and the giant rock she had on her finger. She said it was a 9.5 carat diamond. While they were talking about that Jenna mentioned that she was in a bathroom with Jenny McCarthy one time. Howard was kind of surprised to hear that Jenny goes that way. Jenna said that they've been friends for a long time. Then someone came in and showed Howard a picture of Jenna that they had up on the web site. It ruined the discussion so Howard told Jenna that he wants her to sit on this Sybian sex toy they have there. Jenna said that she's done that before and it's really intense, maybe too much.
Howard got back to the Jenny McCarthy story and asked her more about that. He said he has to see the two of them together and wants her to invite him to their next session. He also said that he doesn't want to be mentioned in her next book if she does that. Howard asked Jenna if she's still locked up in a lawsuit about her last book. Jenna said she is and she's kind of bummed out about that because she really liked Judith Regan who she's now suing.
Howard told Jenna about how Judith Regan once shoved an ice cube up his ass. He was sitting at a table with some lawyers and she shoved an ice cube down his pants while they were at the table. Jenna said that's a pretty crazy thing to do. Howard said that he and Judith had that kind of relationship though.
Howard asked Jenna if she's ever refused another woman before because of smell. Jenna said she has and she does ''the finger test'' on them to check them before doing it. She said she politely tells them that she can't be with them if they stink. Jenna got back to her Jenny McCarthy story but got a bit sidetracked after she mentioned Courtney Love. Howard asked her if she ever did her. Jenna said she never did but she liked Courtney. Jenna told Howard that she and Jenny were hanging out at a lingerie party one time and they were dancing together and having a lot of fun.
Howard was going nuts as he heard this story about Jenna and Jenny. Jenna said that Jenny's husband was there and was enjoying watching them. Then she and Jenny went into a bathroom to mess around in private. She said the bathroom was packed but they didn't care. Jenna said ''that's Vegas'' but Howard told her that might be Vegas for her, but it's not like that for him. Jenna said that she and Jenny kind of just pulled panties off to the side and messed around. She said that she was really nervous when that was going on though. Jenna thinks that she's become a bit of a prude over the years.
Jenna told Howard that she kind of leaned back against the wall while Jenny got right to it and licked her. She said she was too nervous to go much further. She said it was super hot but she didn't return the favor to Jenny. She said she wasn't able to stop thinking about it for months after that. She did call Jenny a couple of times after that. Then they met again at an event at the Hard Rock where both of them were hired to host a Halloween party. Jenna said that they were dressed as the devil and an angel. Howard said he had to beat off after hearing that. Jim said he had clear stuff coming out of his dick.
Howard asked Jenna how she and Jenny finally hooked up. She told Howard that they went into some secluded booths that they had there at the Hard Rock. They were in the booth and Jenny looked over at her with her legs apart. She went over to her and messed around with her hands. They did that for hours and both of them came. Jenna said it was their last time seeing each other. She said that Jenny is a really sexy girl. Howard didn't know that she went both ways like that.
Howard gave Jenna a plug for her Jenna Bowl party that she's holding on February 3rd. You can find out more at VividClubJennaBowl.com. Howard then asked Jenna if she was willing to get on this Sybian thing they had in the studio. She saw it and thought it was pretty small. Howard played her some clips from the tape that came with the unit where they instruct people on how to use it. Jenna said she didn't want to do it because there was insertion involved. She said she can't do insertion. Gary told her that they have a bunch of attachments for the unit. There is a vibration attachment and it sounded like a lawn mower as Gary tried it out.
Jenna said she would do it if she could keep her panties on. Howard sent her right over to the Sybian and described it as a vibrating butt plug type thing with all kinds of attachments. It had never been used since Howard got it for his birthday a couple of weeks ago. Howard told Jenna she looked great in her black panties. Jenna said she was scared sitting on the thing but she made some adjustments before Gary turned it on. Gary started it off slow and Jenna started moaning a few seconds later. She asked him to speed it up a bit and sounded like she was enjoying it. She said that it's really strong. Gary said that it was only on at about an 1/8th of what it could do. Jenna was squealing but she was afraid that she was going to break it.
Howard asked Jenna not to fake anything and to let it happen if she could. Jenna was short of breath and claimed that she actually had an orgasm. She finished within a couple of minutes. Richard said it was great for him too. Jenna told Howard that it was great but she was out of breath. She told Howard that she was kind of numb from it.
JD told Howard that P. Diddy was out watching in Gary's office and seemed to like it. Howard had the guys bring him in to meet Jenna. Diddy said he came on the right day and asked Jenna to stick around during his interview.
Howard had Jenna sit down with Diddy. He said she looks like she just had sex with an army of men. She said that she did. Howard wondered if Jenna has ever been with a black man before. She said she had so Diddy told her that he's worth over $500 million but later said he was just kidding. The guys were really stunned by Jenna's performance so they continued to talk to her about what had just gone on.
Howard asked Diddy about what's going on with him. He said that everything is great but he still had his arm around Jenna. Howard knew that Diddy wanted her. Howard asked Jenna if she had her boobs enlarged because they looked so good to him. She said she actually had them decreased in size. Howard told Diddy about Jenna's appearance in his movie ''Private Parts'' and how she used to walk around the set naked. Jenna asked Howard if she could leave because she had some slightly wet panties to get rid of. Howard gave her another plug for Jenna's party and Diddy let her know that he was going to stop by the party this weekend.
Howard read a story about Diddy's crazy parties and asked him what kind of wild stuff he used to have going on at his house. He said he used to freak out his neighbors out in Scarsdale, New York when he would fill up his pool with