A caller brought up the Saturday night show from this week in which they showed this homeless guy who blew his $10,000 winnings. Howard said it was funny to see how he blew all of that money. At one point they showed him in a hotel room with a brand new set of drums and a bunch of other stuff that he bought. He ended up losing it all. Howard said he just wants to know where the drums went to. The woman who called in was pissed off that the guy wasted the money the way he did. She seemed to be hinting that she should have gotten the money because she would have spent it wisely. Howard said that wouldn't have been funny though.
Mike Gange was at the Saturday Night Live studio watching Britney Spears rehearse for her appearance this past weekend. He told Howard his story about having eye contact with her. He said he was laughing at something that she was doing and she looked at him and stuck her tongue out at him.. That was the whole story. Gange seems to think he could get her if he got the chance. He thought the same thing about Tori Spelling a few years ago but she turned him down when Howard gave him the chance to ask her out.
Last week Howard and Robin talked about a story in the news where a kid was arrested after picking his nose and wiping it on the window of a business. The 16 year old kid called in this morning and claimed that he did pick his nose but nothing came out of it. He noticed someone staring at him in the store window so he wiped his finger on the window. He was then arrested. He got off because the judge said that technically it's not illegal to pick your nose and wipe it on a window. Last week Howard said that the kid should have been electrocuted. That's just disturbing behavior. The kid said that his parents were more upset at the cops than him. That explained it all.
Jackie threw a party over the weekend to celebrate the fact that his jetty has been put back in the water. Howard explained that Jackie's ''jetty'' is just a piece of wood he found and fixed up. He puts it out in the bay by his house so people have something to swim out to when they're swimming. Gary came in and said the party was pretty fun. They have lobster and listen to Jackie's wife's music. Ann Marie, who works at Howard's station, was at the party in a bikini so Howard had her come in to talk about it. She said she was in a bikini top but wore jean shorts so people wouldn't stare at her ass. Gary and Benjy said she was the hottest girl at the party. Benjy said she looked really sexy because the bottom of her breast was sticking out of the bottom of her top. She didn't realize that it was out and was embarrassed when she noticed it later. Gary said he was checking her out while chasing his youngest son around the party. Ann Marie said that no one was hitting on her at the party but Gary explained that everyone hits on her but they do it by becoming her ''pal''. They all become her friend so they can be closer to her. Crazy Cabbie said he hits on her every day at the station.
Howard told her she had to answer 3 questions correctly to win the implants. She really was kind of dopey and was unable to answer 3 questions but it was so fascinating that Howard just kept asking her more and more questions to see just how little she knew. Here are some of the questions:
Howard continued to talk to her and would toss in a question once in a while. She told Howard that she was a bad student and she got suspended a lot for talking back to teachers and stuff like that. She was once suspended for 10 days for walking out of her uncle's class when she had to go to the bathroom. She was a party girl but said that she's now been clean and sober for 2 years now. Here are a few more questions asked:
Deanna claims that she hasn't run across any perverts in her search for her Soul Mate. She says that her heavy research has helped avoid the weirdos. She explains all of that in her book.
The biggest surprise was that Deanna was very willing to get naked for Howard. Howard asked her to take her clothes off and she immediately got naked. She sat there for the rest of the interview. Howard said something about her needing better implants but got off that subject pretty quick. He said she has a pretty good body. Crazy Cabbie said her belly had a little roll but Howard said she was sitting down and it was a cute roll, not a big fat chick roll. Gary said she looked good when she was standing up and that was good enough for him. One caller told Howard to get this chick off the air because she's just a ''gold digging bitch''. The interview was almost over anyway. You can find out more about Deanna at her web site DeannaRose.com
The subject changed when a caller told Howard that he works at Pizza Hut and he's 25 years old. Howard went on to talk to the guy about how bad Pizza Hut's pizza is. The guy said that he makes the dough everyday. It's all premixed crap but Howard doesn't know how they can make such horrible pizza and stay in business. There is better pizza all over the place in New York so he figures that it must be people in the mid-west who think that it's good pizza.
Yesterday Howard talked about how he wasn't offered a $100 Million contract to do radio for 5 more years. That didn't matter to the NY Post though. They wrote up a whole article about the non-story so Howard read it this morning. Howard still says he hasn't had any meetings over renewing his contract and it may not happen until just a few weeks before it's up in December of this year. The paper speculates that he renews before it's up so he must be doing something now. Howard says he's not and he hasn't even decided what he wants to do yet. He did tell Robin one thing.. Jackie won't be there if he does renew. He doesn't want to go through another one of Jackie's negotiation nightmares where he leaves the show for 2 months. Robin is glad about that. She said that she ''doesn't mind'' having Jackie around but when he's in negotiations she just plain hates him.
Howard spent a little while talking about watching the Tribute to Clive Davis that was on TV last night. He was talking about how bad some of the acts were and how ugly Patty Smith has gotten. He said that Sean ''Puffy'' Coombs has become a big fatso also. He performed his song about Biggie Smalls and Howard wonders when that whole thing will be over. Howard also brought up Aretha Franklin who, he thinks, is an alien. He said she's huge and looks really bizarre with her blue eye shadow taking over her eyes. He mentioned Celine Dion and how ugly her face is also. He said it looks like her face was hit by a truck.
The two of them met at a comedy club when Jessica was only 17. She came up to him while he was sitting at the bar with a couple of comedians. She says his personality is what she was attracted to. Howard asked him what he does for a living. He said that he ships chickens from Pennsylvania to New York City. He has Amish people raising them and he sends in the trucks to have them sent to the city. Howard said that job in PA is like a Rock Star anywhere else and that's why Jessica must have been attracted to him.
Howard heard that the two of them have been mistaken for Father and Daughter a couple of times and they goof on the people who make the mistake. They talked about how one time they were in Victoria's Secret having an argument and this sales woman came up to them and said something about the daughter fighting with her father. Mike then decided to make-up with his ''daughter'' by making out with her. He said the woman was disgusted by it. They did something similar in a Frederick's Of Hollywood store. When the sales woman asked Jessica what cup size she was Mike reached in her shirt and grabbed a handful of her breast and said ''C-cup''. The woman was disgusted by their display.
Mike told Howard that he's had other younger women in his live also. He said he had a 25 year old girlfriend who had an 18 year old sister who he slept with one time. He told Howard that he keeps things fresh with Jessica by having oral sex before dinner every day.
Mike actually ended up proposing to Jessica before the end of the interview. It was a half hearted proposal and he didn't have a ring to give her but she did say yes to him. They kissed each other but Howard thought it looked very strange. Before the two of them left Gary came in and told Howard that Mike did something weird with a woman who was into Santa Ria. She had gone to Mike to interpret a letter that she got about getting her green card. He told her that it said that to get her card she needed to rub his sperm into her skin. She agreed to it by giving him a ''hand release''. Mike had Jessica show Howard her body before they left also. Howard said she looked way young too.
Robin told Howard that Stuttering John was staring at the band the whole time they were practicing. He's jealous according to Howard. He has a band but he'll never be at the level of the Foo Fighters.
Howard wanted to find out who everyone is banging now. He asked the new guitarist Chris a couple of questions then moved on to Taylor who was apparently getting Minnie Driver at one time. Everyone pretty much said they've gotten ''regular chicks'' instead of famous chicks. No one was naming names.
Robin said that she has been mad at Dave since the last time he was there. She said that Dave went up to Gary and asked him if Robin had cats. He told him that she has like 12 of them and Dave said something like ''Yeah, doesn't she smell like pee?'' Dave didn't deny it and didn't really apologize for it either.
Howard also spoke to Dave about his arrest in Australia for driving a moped while he was drunk. Dave and Taylor had rented a couple of mopeds to get around down there. Dave had a couple of drinks and they were headed out somewhere when they came upon some kind of checkpoint. A cop had Dave blow into a breathalyzer and he blew a .08 alcohol level. The legal limit down there is .05 so he was taken in for being drunk.
Howard got back on the subject of women. Howard heard that Dave had turned down Mira Sorvino when she asked him to go to some party with her. Dave said he had other things he had to do so he turned her down. He said she was a very nice woman. Howard joked that he would have taken her out and done sexual stuff with her Academy Award.
After taking a short phone call from a female heroin addict who rambled on, Howard had the band perform their first song ''Monkey Wrench'' which is off their previous album ''The Colour And The Shape''. Dave said they do that song to warm up. Dave literally screams in the song at one point. It's a hell of a way to warm up.
After that song Howard took some phone calls and talked to them a little more before they performed ''Learn To Fly'' off their latest album ''There Is Nothing Left To Lose''. Howard just said ''Beautiful'' when they were done with that song. They were good.
Howard spoke to Dave about how talented he is and figures he must be rich from all of the ''Nirvana money'' he must make. Dave says he doesn't get all that much from Nirvana because Kurt Cobain was the one who wrote the songs and got most of the money. He does get some though. Howard also brought up the fact that Foo Fighters open up for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Howard heard that they blow the Chili Peppers out of the water as far as their performance and wondered why the 'Peppers don't open for them. Dave and Taylor said that they only pull in about 1-2000 people when they perform but the 'Peppers can sell out a 10,000 seat arena. Howard was surprised to hear that.
Howard was really nervous to perform with the band so he decided to take a break to have another rehearsal. After the break Howard sang ''Everlong'' with them. He did it really laid back and almost whispered the song. When they were done Robin said ''I Just have one question for you... Are you gay?'' Robin and Jackie both goofed on Howard for the way he was singing the song. Robin said ''You really are a Backside Boy!'' Howard thanked the band and told them how much he likes them as he went to another break.
Howard came back and critiqued his performance. He said that he did a good job but the microphone level was too low. There were parts that Robin said sounded pretty good but overall it was pretty ''gay'' sounding. Howard complained that it was the poor mic level. He kept saying ''I'm Good!.. I'm telling you I'm good!'' over and over again.
Brittany told Howard that she was on the show one other time (June 1997) when she licked his foot. Howard didn't remember that though. He was surprised that he didn't remember because she was really hot.
Brittany told Howard that she got in the business after meeting Jenna Jameson. She used to be a dancer and a magazine model but now, at age 26, she's in porn. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to her and then asked her to come back tomorrow.
Howard reminded everyone to check out Jackpot.com for your chance to get on his show to win a million bucks. Hurry up because the drawing for the 5 finalists is on May 22.
Howard got a letter from Sam Kinison's brother Bill who told him that his daughter was in one of the ''Brady Bunch'' behind the scenes shows that was on last night. He would have mentioned it earlier so people could watch but he just didn't get around to it.
Howard played tape of Vice President Al Gore talking about how he invented the internet. He got the tape from the Republican National Committee and figured he'd play it even though he's probably going to vote for Gore. It really is funny to hear him take credit for something like that.
Last night on Fox there was a special about Dana Plato who died last year of a drug overdose the day after she appeared on Howard's show. A couple of callers told Howard that they portrayed him as being an evil interview and just about blamed Gary for her death. Gary is going to check out the show to see if he thinks he's going to sue them over it. Howard's not to happy about it either and said that if he doesn't like what he sees he'll walk off of ''Son of the Beach'' which he's working with Fox on.
A couple of callers also brought up the radio personalities that imitate Howard in New York. Howard eventually told everyone not to bring them up because it just upsets him and freaks him out. He said he's spoken to his shrink about it and even he tells him that he should get over it and be impressed that he's spawned so many imitators.
Recently David Hasslehoff from ''Baywatch'' said that he liked Howard's ''Son of the Beach'' TV show as a parody of ''Baywatch''. He even said he might do the show if he was asked. The writers of ''Son of the Beach'' asked Howard if he could get David to do it so Howard put in a call to him. After trying to talk to each other on cellular phones they decided to talk on better phones at a later time. Howard said Hasslehoff never called back but he doesn't want to keep pushing the guy over it so it's still up in the air. He's not into bothering people to do stuff so he's just going to leave it alone.
So Howard went on to tell Brittany that he got a letter from this guy Donald that really touched him. Donald wrote that he's a 32 year old 4'11'' tall virgin. He asked Howard to set him up with a porn star so that he could have sex. It worked out well because Brittany was looking for someone. Howard had Donald come in to meet Brittany. Howard spoke to them for a few minutes so they could learn more about each other. After a while Howard asked Brittany if she'd take this guy and after a few minutes of rambling she said ''sure!'' He also asked Brittany what will happen when they shoot the movie. Brittany said that she doesn't kiss anyone.. even her boyfriend! She said she's never been into kissing and the whole saliva thing. She said she'll give a peck here and there but no french kissing.
Donald was just shocked by the whole situation and he looked like it. He said he couldn't believe that this was happening. Brittany said that the two of them are going to have sex in a taxi cab for the movie ''New York Taxi Tales 8'' which will be out sometime in the near future.
Before the two of them left Brittany asked Howard if she could suck his feet. She has a real foot fetish and wanted to do it for him. She did it 3 years ago when she was on and wanted to do it again. He let her suck his toes for a minute and said it was like she was licking a lollipop. She said she enjoys that more than kissing. Howard thought that was really bizarre. You can find out more about Brittany at her web site BrittanyAndrews.net
As soon as Jon walked in Howard asked him if he was sick or something because he's got bags under his eyes. Jon said he's just getting old and he's starting to look like and old Jewish guy. Jon said that when he walked by Brittany Andrews she just looked him over and went ''No.'' He and Howard talked about how weird that whole foot fetish thing is. Jon said that it's pretty disgusting. Howard agreed and said he didn't enjoy it at all.
Howard brought up the fact that Jon is engaged to be married so he was wondering why. Jon said he's 40 years old and it's just time. Howard also noticed that he was wearing a hat to cover up his gray hair. Howard questioned him as to why he doesn't dye it dark. Jon said that there's no reason for it.
Jon told Howard that when he saw Donald the short guy he looked terrified. Jon thinks that he won't actually have sex with Brittany. Howard had Donald come in the studio so they could ask him if he's going to back out of it. Donald's voice sounds a tiny bit like a munchkin so the next thing he knew Jackie was goofing on the guy and how tall he is. They talked to Donald about if he's scared or not. He said he's going to go through with it, he was just star struck when he got the call from KC yesterday to come on the show. Howard found out that 4'11'' tall Donald works at concerts and stuff as security! Everyone ended up goofing on him about how he'd deal with people who got out of hand at an event. It was really funny and hard to describe here. Jon pushed it a little too far when he joked that they use Donald as a pen. He said that they take a felt tip and put it on his head to use him as a pen. Howard told him he went a little too far and he's not so tall himself. Jon is 5'7'' tall himself and he was goofing on Donald.
Howard spent a few more minutes with Jon talking to him about the women he's dated. He didn't have much new to talk about since he's been engaged for a while now. They ended up talking about Al Gore and how Jon doesn't think he's ''human'' enough. As he was preparing to go to a break Howard got word that Britney Spears was on the phone so he had Jon stick around for that. You can get more info on Jon's comedy show at ToyotaComedyFestival.com
Britney told Howard that she's really having fun doing the stuff that she's doing. It's a little tough with all of the promotion she's doing for her new album ''Oops!.. I Did It Again'' but when she's on tour she said she has a lot of fun. Howard asked her about the guys that she's been allegedly dating. Prince William is one guy who's been mentioned but she says she's never met him. They've exchanged some notes but that's it. She also hangs out with one of the guys from 'N Sync. She just hangs out with him though. She's not dating him for those of you who were wondering.. anyone?
Howard told Britney that he advises his daughters to take their time before they get married just like he's trying to tell Britney. He also mentioned that they're big fans of hers so she said she should invite them to her show at Jones Beach. Howard told her that if she waits to get married before having sex she'll eventually wonder ''what if'' she had slept with other guys. Britney said that she recently called a psychic and was told that she'd get married at 23 to an older man with dark hair.. Howard? The psychic told her that man would be her ''soul mate''.
Howard had Mike Gange come in to talk about his ''eye contact'' that he spoke about earlier this week. He'd said that she saw him laughing at him during her rehearsal and stuck her tongue out at him. When she heard about that today she said she didn't remember doing that. Everyone figures Gange must have just seen her licking her lips or something so he was full of crap.
Howard next brought up the fact that Britney's middle name is Jeau.. or Jew. Britney said that's not true, it's actually just Jean. Howard dropped it thinking that it was just misspelled. Howard then moved on to Britney's mother who has written a book, ''Britney Spears' Heart to Heart'' about Britney. Howard thought that she did it without Britney's permission so he's probably be hearing from her in 5 years talking about how her mother ripped her off and stuff. She told him that she wrote it with her mom so it's okay. Howard then asked her if her money is being taken care of because he doesn't want to hear about her losing all of her money. She said that her Uncle Reggie is taking care of it all for her. Howard told her that he wants her to come in the studio live so he can talk to her about that sometime. While he was asking her about where she lives her publicist got on the phone and said that she had to go. She was on her way to do ''The View'' so she had to get going. Howard was kind of pissed that she was going to do that show and she didn't come in to do his show. He told her not to let anyone brain wash her before she comes on the show. Don't hold your breath... Howard told her that if she does come in she should wear capri pants and a belly shirt. Someone mentioned that she sometimes wears her jeans open and you can see her underwear. Gary came in and said that he likes it when she does a show and wears a dress that gets ripped off by the other dancers. Britney got off the phone shortly after that.
After the call everyone got in a discussion about their first sexual experiences. Gary also mentioned that Britney's middle name of ''Jeau'' has been in more than one article and didn't understand why she said it wasn't really her name. Gary talked about how his ''first'' was at age 15 and he also got oral sex and gave oral sex the same day. Howard had to beg the girl for his first time. He said the girl told him that you always remember your first and she didn't want her to be in his head for the rest of his life. He begged her and eventually got it from her. Howard said Jackie had crabs in 8th grade so he was having fun around the age of 12. Jon Stewart said he looked like a ''Peanuts'' character with a giant head so it was hard for him to get sex early on.
Ozzy was talking about how his wife spends all of his money of ridiculous stuff all the time and that led to Howard asking Ozzy some questions about weird stories he's heard. He read that Ozzy's first wife once came home and found him hiding under a piano holding a shotgun and a knife. All of his wife's 17 cats were dead. Howard asked him if that was true. ''Yeah!'' said Ozzy. He explained that he had to ''exterminate'' them because their piss had eaten away at the paint on his cars or something like that. Howard went on to ask him about some other stories that all turned out to be true. Here are some of them:
Big Black called in with tape of Kathie Lee talking to Larry King about her religious background and crap like that. Howard spent a couple of minutes goofing on that.
Howard also promoted this guy who says there are backwards messages in some tapes of John and Patsy Ramsey press conferences as well as their daughter Jon Benet. Howard played some of the messages and it sounds like the guy might be right. He'll be on the show in the near future to talk more about his tapes.
Cabbie is supposed to be married next month to his fiance who lives out in Minnesota. The thing is that he doesn't really want to but he doesn't have the balls to break up with her himself. He tried to do it on Valentine's Day this year but they made up after he attempted it on the air with another DJ. He then heard that she cheated on him after that but they're still together. Howard played some of the tapes that Cabbie had of fiance Becky yelling at him on his answering machine. The messages started out pretty tame. She was asking him to pay more attention to her. She said that him hanging out with Howard is cool and all but he's ignoring her. Then the messages get vicious. She literally screams at him to pay more attention to her and tells him what to do. She refers to herself in the third person saying things like ''Becky feels neglected...'' and stuff like that. She said that she read on the internet (here?) that he'd asked for sex from a porn star. That was when Houston called in and he asked if she'd have sex with him. She wasn't too thrilled with that and said that she was proud of him until reading that. After listening to a few of the tapes Howard could see that this marriage probably wouldn't last long. Cabbie agrees but says that he really doesn't have the balls to break up with her. Howard then said that if they got her on the phone he'd try to work things out.
A short time later she was on the phone. Howard basically told her that Lee doesn't want to get married to her. He started out asking if the whole wedding was set to go. Everything has been set up and the invitations have been sent out. He asked her if there was anyone else that she could marry.. like the guy that she cheated with. Cabbie said that he really doesn't want Becky to move to New York to live with him either. She didn't last too long on the phone. She said she had a bridal shower to go to in an hour. Robin asked her why she would go if Cabbie isn't going to marry her. She said she'd at least keep the gifts if the marriage doesn't go through. She eventually just said ''I gotta go'' and hung up the phone. She called Cabbie on his cellular phone a couple minutes later but when he said he was still on the air she hung up again.
Cabbie told Howard that he needs a woman in his life and that's why he hasn't broken up with Becky. Howard told him that he'd help him find a girlfriend here in New York if he wants that. Cabbie said he'd really like that. Robin said she thinks Cabbie is full of it and that he's just doing this to be the big guy in front of all of the other guys. He says he's not though.
Gary went on to tell Howard about all of the stars he saw at this party. Howard went to the party late at Tavern on the Green. He said he wanted to kiss his boss Mel Karmazin's ass a bit. He saw Bette Midler there standing in a booth having her picture taken with people. He thought that was kind of strange.
Somehow the subject of Donald Trump's top ten hot women list came up. Howard read that list and then came up with his own. Here's how it read:
Vinnie was still on the phone so Howard had him talk about this idea he has for the Jackpot.com million dollar prize they're giving away soon. Vinnie wants Howard to hold a press conference after the prize winner is announced because no one has ever given away this much money on a radio show. Howard said he may allow 3 people from the press to come in after the winner is announced but he doesn't want to do a whole press conference. Gary suggested they do a special thing with Bryant Gumble's show on CBS when they have a winner. That led to a discussion about how Gumble has lost all of the ratings for CBS and how he probably wouldn't do anything with Howard's show anyway.
She told Howard that Warren Beatty and Lee Majors both came on to her back in her day (she was in Playboy in 1981) and they went about it the wrong way. She said they were too forward and came on way to strong for her. She said that guys need to be aloof and not show any signs of desperation when they speak to a woman. You need to be able to talk to a woman and not mention her in a conversation according to Heidi.
Howard read some of her ''commandments'' which included things like:
Howard quickly played one note of a song for this guy to guess at to win tickets to the ''WWF Judgement Day'' pay-per-view event this Sunday. Howard just had to play the one note twice before the guy figured out that it was Beck's ''Loser'' song.
Howard endorses Jay Rosnick for President.. Student Council President that is. A high school sophomore called in and asked Howard if he'd call his school and make an announcement over the intercom. For some reason Howard actually agreed to do it after talking to the 17 year old for a couple of minutes. He asked the kid why he wants to be President and he liked the way the kid came off. A little later in the show Howard got the call from Jay and made a short speech about how and why he's endorsing the kid. He basically said that Jay wants to unite the geeks and popular kids. He also added that Jay smells good and likes to play basketball.. which he learned while questioning him earlier in the show. Howard also got a plug in for his Saturday night show which is all new this week. Jay said he'd call in next week with the results of the election.
Howard and the gang were discussing movies this morning. Howard said that Kevin Bacon is going to be in some invisible man type of movie and it looks really cool. He also mentioned that Kevin was in ''My Dog Skip'' and that someone told him that it was very disturbing for a kids movie. He was thinking of bringing his daughter but after hearing how traumatizing it might be he decided against it. The movie ''Dinosaur'' is also a cool looking movie but Stuttering John said that it's way to violent for little kids. That led to Howard discussing how he and his father used to watch certain shows together and it would keep his dad calm. They'd watch things like the Three Stooges, The Munsters and the Adams Family and laugh together. His father would stop yelling at him for that amount of time. Howard told stories about his father giving him advice and yelling at him about stuff throughout his life. That led to everyone discussing going through therapy. Howard said that his shrink has suggested that he start going in 4 days a week and that he lie on the couch instead of just sitting in a chair. Howard doesn't know if he's got time to do that so often. It turns out that just about everyone on the show has been through some type of therapy. Stuttering John, Gary and Robin have all gone through it. John is under the impression that everyone eventually has a ''break through'' and can end the therapy. Howard had to tell him that it doesn't work like that. Robin said that it's up to the person whether or not they continue the therapy.
Howard got Mike Walker on the phone and spoke to him for a couple of minutes before the game. He brought up an article about Kathie Lee that was in ''The Star''. It said that Kathie and Kevin Costner have been seen together quite a bit and it's infuriating Frank. Howard asked Mike what he thought about it but Mike said he was being put in an unusual position because ''The Star'' is a competitor of the ''National Enquirer'' which he works for. Eventually he said that he thinks that Kathie might be doing this to get back at Frank and Kevin might be doing it to get his career jump started again. Howard finally got around to playing the game. Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
Howard mentioned that this guy Uncle Kracker was with Kid and it turns out he's someone that Kid signed on to his record label. They discussed how Kid will make some money off of him because he brought him to the record company. Uncle Kracker didn't look like Robin expected him to. He's a young 24 year old guy who looks pretty normal according to Robin. Kid said she was probably expecting someone old and without any teeth.
Howard brought up the fact that Kid didn't grow up in a poor family like some people thought. His father had a very successful car dealer. Kid didn't want to get into that business though. He was never a good student and got kicked out of school quite often. He said he probably would have screwed up the dealer if he'd gotten into it anyway. His father always called him a disgrace and didn't like the music he was into. He told Howard that when he did get in trouble his father would take a wooden paddle to his ass but it didn't straighten him out at all. By the time he was a senior in high school he had a record contract and the teachers pretty much let him do whatever he wanted to. He actually paid a kid to write papers for him and his teachers didn't have a problem with it.
Howard also brought up Kid's current girlfriend, Supermodel James King. The two of them have been dating for a couple of months now and Kid claims she's the only one he's with. He said they were friends with each other for about 2 years before they became a couple. He said the relationship is cool because they both do their own thing. He said she's a health nut but he'll sit down to eat a breakfast consisting of eggs and bacon while smoking a cigarette. He said she's pretty cool with it all though.
Ex-intern Steve Grillo called in and told Howard that and old friend of his did Kid Rock in a bathroom one time. It turns out that it was a girl he was seeing who did Kid but Grillo didn't have a problem with it because it was big star Kid Rock. Grillo is working as a bartender at a club by the name of Hush in New York now.
A couple of big fans came in this morning to meet Kid so Howard had them come in one at a time. The first woman, Darr, was somewhere near the age of 40. She had a really annoying voice and personality that drove everyone nuts. She told Kid that she and her 12 year old son are big fans of his. After a short time Howard wanted to kick her out of the studio but she said she'd take off her clothes. Howard made a comment about her and she was going to leave but she ended up taking off her clothes anyway. She said that everyone would be apologizing to her for commenting on her after she took her clothes off. Howard said she didn't look too bad but he wasn't making any apologies. He asked Kid if he'd bang her. Kid said ''..maybe 7 million records ago..'' Gary said he'd do her if they cut her tongue out to shut her up.
The second fan, 19 year old Kristin, was more normal. She got a hug from Kid and thanked him for his music and everything he does. Howard let her stay in for a minute or two then moved on.
Howard played part of Uncle Kracker's first single ''Yeah, Yeah, Yeah'' from the album ''Double Wide'' which sounds very much like a Kid Rock song. Kracker is in Kid's band so that would explain it. Kid said that Kracker helped write about half of the songs on his album also. Kid's new album ''The History of Rock'' comes out on May 30 and Uncle Kracker's album doesn't come out until June 13th.