Howard also went to a ''Sex in the City'' TV show party when he came back to New York. He said he spoke to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Modine at that party.
He also brought up another party he went to where Access Hollywood reported that he was there with an unidentified blonde. Howard said it was Rob Zombie's girlfriend Sherry. Rob was there but no one bothered to ask who the woman really was.
Howard was party hopping all over the place out there in California. He said he was drunk on Vodka and cranberry. He'd go into a party, get a drink then go right back to his limo and drink some more. He said wine doesn't hit him fast enough so he had to try the hard stuff.
Howard almost met Britney Spears at one of the parties he was at but he refused to go over to her table when someone asked him to. He thought that she should come over to his table.
Howard also mentioned seeing Kid Rock at a party with model James King but he couldn't figure out the relationship. He said they'd try to call her to find out what was going on. He also met Patricia Arquette and saw Sheryl Crow at a party. At that party he saw a woman who was pretty tall and since Howard is tall, he likes to talk to other tall people. He went over and spoke to her for a while, not even finding out her last name. It turned out she was Sheryl Crow's manager's girlfriend. The manager came over and tried to break up the conversation thinking that Howard was hitting on her. The next day Howard found out that the woman was going around telling everyone that Howard was hitting on her and she turned him down. Howard said he wasn't hitting on her, he was just talking to her. Robin told Howard that he was hitting on her, he just didn't realize it.
Howard also met one of the guys from the Backstreet Boys and he told Howard that they'd like to come on the show and sing the Backside Boys songs with Howard. Howard told him he had balls and perhaps that will happen in the future.
At one point in the show, Extreme Fan Bobo called in and brought up Howard's Tonight Show appearance. Howard spent a few minutes talking about how consumed Jay Leno is with David Letterman. He said he spoke to Jay backstage before the show and all Jay talked about was Dave, Dave, Dave. Howard also pointed out that the kid who was on the show with him wasn't pissed at him like some people thought.
Howard went on to tell another celebrity story about Christina Aguilera. He met Christina at a party out in California but she wasn't much of a talker. He ended up introducing her to Courtney Love and said it was a very strange meeting. He said it was like two people from different planets meeting. Howard said that Christina was very sexy looking in person.
Crystal had some balloons to demonstrate with so Howard had her do her thing. She took one balloon and blew it up until it exploded. Then she took her top off and bounced on another balloon until that one popped. She told Howard she gets $350-$500 a session to do this stuff. You can find out more about the balloon fetish videos at BestBuns.net. Crystal also has her own web sites at CrystalPics.com and CrystalPalace.com
Howard took some phone calls for the guy and most of them just wanted the guy off the air. A couple of people wondered why they were being so hard on the guy and said he wasn't that bad. A couple of listeners offered him jobs. The jobs were for a gay escort service and a concession stand clerk but they were jobs! Mud Man claims that he actually had one of his plays produced down in Tampa and that he's written a few screenplays and scripts that he hopes to get produced.
At one point Stephen Baldwin called in to tell Howard to get this guy off the air. He and Mud Man argued for a couple of minutes and the Mud Man seemed to hold up pretty good. He basically told Stephen that he wouldn't have a career without his brother Alec being so popular. By this time Howard was getting tired of the whole thing so he brought it to an end. He said that he thinks Mud Man is funny but not talented.
Howard also spoke to Jimmy Chamberlin who's the drummer in the band. Jimmy was kicked out of the band a while back but he's back in now. At the time he was on heroin but that wasn't exactly the reason he was kicked out. Billy explained that because the two of them didn't see eye to eye on the focus of the band that he had to let him go. Jimmy wanted to party and do drugs while Billy wanted to concentrate on the music. Jimmy said he enjoyed his 2 year vacation from the band but he knew he'd be back. The bass player in the band just recently left also so Howard asked Billy if he thinks that he's the problem. Billy admitted that he is hard to work with so that may be the reason but the bass player had problems too.
Howard brought up Courtney Love from Hole who Billy used to date. Howard hung out with her out in Los Angeles last week and said she's a handful. Billy agreed and said that she was a ''World class drama queen'' and that she was a ''nightmare to be with.'' He was one of the people who pushed her to do another album but that led to them fighting once again. Billy said that while they were dating she actually cooked for him and did his laundry which surprised Howard.
At one point in the interview Howard had a couple of 16 year old female fans come in. Howard had video of their bedrooms which were covered with Smashing Pumpkins posters and stuff. He let them talk to Billy for a minute but they didn't have much to say. They said that they started their own band ''Nagrok'' because they were inspired by Billy. The band name is Corgan's name spelled backwards with the letter K. Howard got them out of the studio pretty quick since they didn't have much to say.
Howard wanted to talk to Billy about Sharon Osbourne managing the band and how that didn't work out but he's not allowed to talk about it because they're in a legal situation with the whole thing. Howard took a few phone calls before ending the segment. Smashing Pumpkins will be appearing at HMV records on 34th street tonight at 7pm for an in store performance. They'll be doing a full hour's worth of music for the fans. The new album ''Machina: The Machines Of God'' comes out today.
Stuttering John was supposed to go to the press conference to ask Howard some goofy questions but he had to be at the radio station to do his lame ''Out To Lunch'' show. Instead he had an intern ask the questions and Howard said he didn't even realize they were the goofy questions. Then when he wanted to play the tape of the questions they weren't ready for him. He ended up yelling at KC, John and Scott the Engineer. Gary was out sick with the flu so Howard couldn't yell at him.
Lexis soon took off her clothes.. all of them. That's when the real evaluation took place. She just recently had implants put in and they didn't come out that good. Everyone agreed that they were too far apart and too tight. Howard even said they were different sizes. Howard told her she really needs to go to a good plastic surgeon to get them fixed. Everyone told her that she might be good enough for Penthouse but not Playboy. Then they started saying that maybe Penthouse wasn't even possible and that Hustler might be more appropriate. All of the guys agreed that the breasts were the problem. The rest of her body was okay but the breasts threw everything off.
As Howard was ending Lexis' segment John told him that they should try ''Turkish Millionaire'' with her. He said he had a feeling about her. Howard got a few questions for her and played a quick game. She got all of the questions right. Here's what he asked her:
He went through some other boring stuff then he told Howard about how some employers can spy on people. He described a mechanical bird that has a camera mounted in it and it can fly around a parking lot and spy on people. A couple of callers told Howard they've actually seen these things and confirmed what he was talking about.
Quite a few callers also tried to tell Howard that this guy was full of crap and he was never in the CIA. Even Captain Janks called in and confronted the guy. Janks was on a mission to prove this guy wasn't in the CIA. He wanted him to give Howard his old work number so he could prove it but Ken wouldn't do it. It was a very odd interview. Another guy claiming to be from the Israeli intelligence agency also called in and confronted Ken. They both argued over this stuff for a few minutes but nothing was solved.
Later in the show actor Michael Boatman, the black guy from ''Spin City'', called in and said he also saw one of those mechanical birds flying around for a couple of days. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to Michael about ''Spin City'' and whether or not Charlie Sheen will be taking Michael J. Fox's place next season.
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After a lot of arguing about whether or not they did the show for the chance at getting money Gary came in and made an offer. He picked Elizabeth and asked her if she'd get naked for $5000. She didn't really want to do it but then Shaunte said she'd do it if Elizabeth did it with her. They were very hesitant to do it and Felice was telling them stuff like ''Don't sell your integrity...'' Howard told her to shut up but she kept trying to stop them from doing it. After a few minutes Gary raised the dollar amount to $7000 and Shaunte said she'd do it. Once she started to take off her clothes Elizabeth joined in the fun. They both got totally naked. Howard said he'd marry both of them. He said both of them were clean shaven. The money came from iWon.com who has given Howard quite a bit of cash to give away on the show lately. Howard finally had to end all of the fun after seeing the two naked chicks.
Howard killed some time this morning talking about various news stories that were in the paper this morning. He first spent a few minutes talking about Monica Lewinsky who is apparently gaining back the 31 pounds she lost recently. In the article it said she weighed 223 pounds at one point. The article said that she's fattened back up and that she ''waddled'' out of some restaurant.
Howard also brought up Madonna's latest movie and how the reviews for it are really bad. The reviews both said that the one good thing about the movie is Madonna's chiseled body.
Jerry Seinfeld buying Billy Joel's estate for $40 Million also came up this morning. Howard spent a little while on that subject also.
Heather said that she wanted to know if she was Scores material so Howard had her get into a bikini to evaluate her. KC picked out one bikini but it looked horrible on her so they picked out another. Howard told her that she's really not Scores material. She was really short and she had big feet. Gary said she could dance at a club down in south 'Jersey or out in front of the Jacob Javits Center but not at Scores. Howard wanted one last peek at the breasts but Heather said she thinks her areolas are too big so she didn't want to do it again. Howard said they looked fine and convinced her to show them again. Eventually Howard told her that she was making him mental so he had to end the fun.
Mike also brought up the recent Drew Carey appearance and how Drew says that Mike doesn't get stories about him totally correct. Mike explained to Howard one story he did that Drew himself confirmed in an interview with Maxim magazine. He just wanted to point out to Drew that he does get stories correct. Does anyone really care?
Howard also brought up a recent story that Mike did on his National Enquirer TV show. He got a ''Behind the Scenes at Scores'' story on the air. Cameras were never allowed in the strip club before and Mike was the only one they'd allow in the place. Howard missed the segment so Mike said he'd send over a copy.
By this time Vin the Retard was in the studio ready to play the game Howard spoke to him for a minute and told Vin that he really needs to get his teeth fixed and lose some weight. He's trying to get a job as a comedy writer and looking like he does won't help according to Howard.
After Mike got a plug in for his book ''Malicious Intent : A Hollywood Fable'' Howard got around to the Gossip Game.. Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard took some phone calls to kill some time. Vin didn't have much to say so he just sat back and listened.
Howard changed the subject to Barbara Walters at one point to get off of John and John's stupid argument. He yelled about what a horrible journalist Barbara is for kissing Jon Benet Ramsey's parents asses after doing an interview with them. He spent a few minutes yelling and screaming about her before moving on to other things.
When the women showed up their attitudes had taken a turn for the worse. They told Stuttering John on the phone that they'd get naked and kiss each other but when they got in the studio nothing happened. All of a sudden they were sedate and all they wanted to do was sit down in the studio. Gary told them they couldn't sit but they kept asking. One woman apologized for even coming down and ended up leaving the studio with no explanation. The other one finally got to sit down but there was nothing happening. She wouldn't take her clothes off and kept asking Howard to ask her questions. She eventually decided to tell a story about having a ''fling'' with Harrison Ford but then she denied having a sexual relationship with him. Gary reminded everyone that she was on ecstasy so she might not be in her right mind. Howard suggested that perhaps it wasn't Harrison Ford but Harrison Chevrolet. KC got really angry with the woman and called her a ''sack of crap'' for lying about what she was going to do on the show. He also goofed on her looks. When a caller asked the woman what ecstasy does for you KC yelled out ''It makes you ugly!'' Gary tried to find out how old the woman was because he thought she looked around 40. She claimed to be 28 but then said she's 31. Eventually Howard got sick of trying to get her to do anything so he kicked her out. He also yelled at KC for his unfunny ''sack of crap'' comments. He told KC he's not funny and he should keep his mouth shut.