The next category was ''Best Staff Argument Without Howard Stern.'' And the nominees were:
The next category this morning was ''Best Musical Performance.'' Howard said this could also be called ''Worst Musical Performance.'' And the nominees were:
Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard spent time talking to Jane about her magazine, lesbianism and her failed TV show. Jane had a show before Rikki Lake but it was canceled for some reason. Jane said she found out it was canceled when her car failed to show up and her cellular phone stopped working. Howard also brought up the Drew Barrymore story again. Howard had heard that Jane also introduced Drew to lesbianism but Jane said that's just untrue. She said she's really good friends with her but that's it. Jane has ''dabbled'' in lesbianism 2 times but not with Drew. She said if that's the way she was going to go then Drew would be the one she'd like to be with though. Jane said she's willing to try anything once but she loves men. She said she'd like to get married and have kids some day. Howard got her to tell her lesbian stories but she only went all the way one time. Another time she said there was a guy in the room and he joined in. Fat Benjy heard Jane say that she'd try anything once so he came in with his shirt off and asked her if she'd go out with him. She didn't say no! She said she might try that once and she's not superficial! Howard told Benjy to get out of the studio. Before ending the segment Howard took a bunch of phone calls for Jane and also plugged her magazine. He said some of the subjects they do stories on include multiple orgasms, sexy underwear and testing techniques on keeping Mr. Right. Captain Janks also called in at one point. He'd made a phony phone call to her show way back in 1992 so he replayed that for her. In the call he called Jane a bitch and today he apologized for that.