Howard started the show talking about all of the guests they had coming on this morning. He had a whole list of people who were supposed to be calling and stopping in. He said he was going to fellate Tim Burton for the first time on radio this morning. He said he checked with the Gay and Lesbian Alliance and they told him that it would not technically be gay if he did that to Tim. He suggested that Fred fellate him while he did Tim Burton too.
After an edited out commercial break Howard came back and said he was glad it was Friday because he loves the weekend. He said he'd love it even more if he could get the voices out of his head. That led to Fred playing Howard's mother's ''Hello!?'' audio clip over and over.
Howard said he had some tape of Jackie to play. He was about to do that but Fred was playing more of his mother audio clips and driving him crazy. Howard said that the voices in his head were getting even worse. He asked some questions of the audio clips but the answers were all ''no.'' Then Fred threw in some of his father's audio clips to make him even crazier.
Jackie said that Annemarie would have the date of the time they played that clip. Howard said that he doesn't need her coming in and distracting them. He said that she's very beautiful and all dolled up today so he doesn't need that.
Howard brought up Tim Burton and how Ralph was talking to him about the movies that he's done and how he pictures him doing things like Batman. Howard said he actually invited Ralph in to meet the guy because he thinks it'll be funny.
Howard mentioned that they're going to play the gossip game with Erica Elainiak today. He said that the E! guys were saying that they need to get more girls on the show so that's why they're having her in. Howard mentioned that Bob Schimmel is going to be coming in too.
Howard said that he would pay $500 for an interview with Andy because of that conjoined twin thing. He said he has to know more about that. He said they don't know that they removed the second head from his body so it could still be there.
The guys spent a short time talking about Julianna and how crazy it would be turn down an offer like that. Howard said that unless she's a very wealthy woman without the show she should stick with it. Howard said that anyone who likes money has to keep a job like that.
Gary came in and read some stories about Andy Garcia and his conjoined twin. It was removed minutes after birth according to what he read. Howard said he wants to know what happened to the brother. He said he has to know everything about it and told Gary to get him on the show.
Howard read some other stories in the news and had one about Katie Couric who waited 2 years before she started dating someone after her husband's death. He said that they report that the guy she was dating was a guy who was arrested one time because of an arrest he had a couple of years ago. The assault charges were dropped a short time after they were filed but Katie and the guy had broken up after she found out about it. Howard said that Katie shouldn't have broken up over a story like that.
Howard mentioned all of the guests they had coming up today. He said they'd be getting to all of them soon. He also mentioned some of the guests they had coming up next week. They ended up talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger for a short time since he's coming in. Robin talked about some of the stuff he was doing on a wrestling show that was on recently.
Howard said that the movie company was upset with him for talking about falling asleep during Arnold's new movie. He said that he was tired and it wasn't the movie that put him to sleep. He said that they had some great effects in the movie and it was action packed.
Comedian Bob Schimmel called in to give Howard an update on the aftermath of his appearance earlier this week. During the interview Bob and his daughter spoke about an incident that happened while he was in the hospital after a gall bladder operation. According to Bob his wife is very upset about the whole situation. As a matter of fact he's getting kicked out of his house!
Bob told Howard that he's spoken to his wife a couple of times and she's not a happy person. He had to correct one thing about the story. He said that she was 21 when he was on but today he said she's actually 25. Big difference.
Bob also said that there may have been some inappropriate behavior but he doesn't really remember what happened in the hospital because he was on morphine. Bob didn't make things any better with his phone call this morning but he sure was funny.
Bob is out in Los Angeles today but he said he's heading back to his home in Arizona to clear out his stuff. Howard told him to call in from the house on Monday so they can hear what happens. Tune in to find out what happens.
Howard spent a while talking to Chris about some stories he's read in the tabloids lately. Chris told him that they're all false and that he's with his wife now and they're doing fine.
Howard also asked Chris if he lightens his skin. He saw a tape one time from years ago and Chris looked darker then than he does now. Chris immediately changed the subject by saying ''Hey! You're getting divorced!'' Howard explained why he separated from Alison and both Chris and Kevin hung on every word of it.
Kevin's been married for 6 months and said it's going great. Howard said 6 months is like dating, not like 21 years of marriage.
They also talked about porno movies and the subject of Houston's Bukake movie came up. Howard had one of these ''Bukake'' movies loaded up in the VCR so he showed Kevin and Chris a short clip. He got sick over it and couldn't watch more than 5 seconds of it without gagging.
Kevin spent a couple of minutes talking about ''Dogma'' and also about the ''Superman'' movie he wrote that just kind of faded away. He was going to work with director Tim Burton on it but Burton changed his mind so it just went away.
Chris was going to play Jimmy Olson in the movie. That led to Chris telling a story about a meeting he had with actor Chris O'Donnell who played Robin in the last ''Batman'' movie. The two of them were talking and O'Donnell asked Rock what he was up to. He told O'Donnell that he was going to play Jimmy Olson in ''Superman'' and O'Donnell says ''A black Jimmy Olson? .. Yeah, I guess so.'' Rock thought that was pretty funny. Chris Rock has a new episode of his HBO show on tonight at 11:30pm.
Before Howard did the full interview he played the Mike Walker Gossip game with Erika. Mike told Howard about a movie she's in where there's some nudity going on. The movie is ''Chasers'' and both Mike and Gary said it's a must see movie. Howard had to move along so he had Mike do his thing.
Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
After the tame Howard spoke to Erika about her life and her new mini-series ''Aftershock.'' Howard learned that Erika started modeling at age 10. She appeared in ''E.T.'' as the young girl who kissed Elliott and danced with him. As she got older she got involved with drugs and said she tried just about everything including crank and crystal meth.
Erika also said that she dated a 23 year old when she was only 15. She told Howard how she used to sneak out to see the guy and she'd lie to her mother to do it. He turned out to be a ''freak'' according to Erika. She said that he cheated on her and did some wacky things.
Erika also told Howard how she dated a quadriplegic guy for a while until He cheated on her. Howard couldn't believe that there were two hot women fighting over a guy in a wheelchair. Erika said she really liked that guy.
Howard figured that all men have hope if Eric was willing to date someone in a wheelchair. Now Erika is happily married so she's no longer available. ''Aftershock'' starts this Sunday, November 14 and ends on Tuesday.
Today Howard wanted to find out what happened to the new ''Superman'' movie Tim was working on. Tim worked for a full year on the new movie but it was eventually scrapped for some reason. Tim basically said that the studios turn the movies into toys and t-shirts before the movie is even made and that kind of ruins the thing. They also have weird ideas for the characters that just sound dumb.
Tim explained how the studio wanted Superman to wear shorts instead of the red tights that he's worn in the past and they wanted flames on the sides of his boots. They also wanted him to wear corduroy!
Howard kissed Tim's ass a little bit telling him how great the first ''Batman'' movie was and how he was really looking forward to this new ''Superman'' movie.
Howard also spoke to Tim about his weird family life. Tim said he wanted out of his family home so bad that he tried to crawl out before he could even walk. He said his parents weren't really bad people, he just didn't get along with them.
Howard pointed out how hot his current girlfriend is. Lisa Marie and Tim met at a strip club and have been together for years. He said he had to wait a really long time to get someone so beautiful. He said that he could count the number of women he had before her on one hand.. with three fingers cut off. He wasn't very popular in high school but did go to his 10 year high school reunion. He said it was very surreal. He said the people who were always picked on in school were the good looking, successful people and the people who were the king and queen of the prom were looking like old people.
Tim also told Howard that he worked for Disney studios doing animation but he couldn't do their type of drawing so he moved on. He made some short movies and Pee Wee Herman saw them and gave him his first director job. He now says he's the luckiest man in the world.
Howard plugged ''The Legend of Sleepy Hollow'' and took a call from Chaunce Hayden who said he saw the movie. He told Tim that it's great and that he'd give it 4 stars.
Howard also let his buddy Ralph come in to meet Tim because he's such a huge fan. Ralph asked Tim a few questions about his various movies. He also kissed his ass telling him that movies never disappoint him and he doesn't have any criticism's. He did ask why, in ''Batman'' with all of the expensive sets, did they use a Chevy Citation for Batman's love interest. Tim said it's hard to get good cars in England, where it was shot, so they had to use the producer's car. We also found out that Tim is working on a remake of ''The Man with X-Ray Eyes.'' That's another one Howard is looking forward to. Ralph asked a couple of other questions and eventually they had to end the interview.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about the taxi cab problem they're having there in the city. Robin spent a little time talking about that.
Robin read some news about Al Gore, people imitating the movie Fight Club, cell phone use getting annoying and more.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked what this Bukkake thing is that he was talking about earlier. Howard explained it to the guy but the guy still didn't get it. Howard said he couldn't get any more explicit than he had gotten and hung up on the guy.
Robin read some more news about a couple of airline crashes, Wade Boggs retiring from baseball, Kid Rock donating a song to a Playboy event, Joey Buttafuoco, and a bunch of other things before she ended her news. Howard ended the show around 9:20am (Master Tape Theatre time).
Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
After the tame Howard spoke to Erika about her life and her new mini-series ''Aftershock.'' Howard learned that Erika started modeling at age 10. She appeared in ''E.T.'' as the young girl who kissed Elliott and danced with him. As she got older she got involved with drugs and said she tried just about everything including crank and crystal meth. She also said that she dated a 23 year old when she was only 15. She told Howard how she used to sneak out to see the guy and she'd lie to her mother to do it. He turned out to be a ''freak'' according to Erika. She said that he cheated on her and did some wacky things. She also told Howard how she dated a quadriplegic guy for a while until He cheated on her. Howard couldn't believe that there were two hot women fighting over a guy in a wheelchair. Erika said she really liked that guy. Howard figured that all men have hope if Eric was willing to date someone in a wheelchair. Now Erika is happily married so she's no longer available. ''Aftershock'' starts this Sunday, November 14 and ends on Tuesday.