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Howard started the show talking about how they were supposed to be off today but he called an audible and they're working. He said he had to come in for America's Got Talent anyway so why not do a radio show? He said that he asked Gary if anyone had big vacation plans they could take off and he'd work himself. Howard said no one had vacation other than Richard Christy. Howard said it's probably some drunken beer drinking thing. Robin asked if Sal is back there by himself. Howard said he is and that's a good thing. Howard said they'll find out who is carrying who back there. Howard said he heard Richard is in Switzerland. Howard said that's cool. He said he told Gary they can't do the show without Richard.
Howard said he just had his coffee so he's shot out of a canon. Robin said Beth told her that he's really annoying with the coffee. Howard said he doesn't like her telling her that. Howard said he drinks his coffee in under 10 minutes. He said he has friends who carry theirs around for hours. He said it's fucking annoying. He said he doesn't carry around his water all day. He said he just drinks it and gets it over with. Robin said she might have to get him off of coffee.
Howard said Orlando Bloom sent him a note and his agent had to forward it to him. Howard said that they're going to get together and continue their bromance once he's there. Howard said that's when he'll push Robin on him. Howard said he's a nice guy who writes a hand written note. Robin asked how his handwriting is. Howard said it's beautiful. Robin said you can change your opinion on someone based on their handwriting. Howard said he asked what her bra size was in that letter.
Howard said that Fred gets jealous if he talks too much about Orlando. Fred said ''Really?'' Howard said he has to dump Fred because of that.
Howard said he had some friends over for dinner and they were talking about Trump. Howard said they were saying that they don't think he'll be the nominee but he thinks he will. Robin said Trump hasn't been in there yet. Robin said maybe this is his ace in the hole. Howard said he hasn't asked him to come in. Howard said he should just come in. Howard said when he's ready he'll call in that card. He said he's just not ready yet.
Howard said Trump has proven that he can say anything and people still like him. Howard said that he thinks that's why he'll be the nominee. Howard said he thinks people want a real businessman in office. He said the problem is that being the president isn't like being the president of a corporation. He said he still has to go through Congress to get things done. Howard said it's very difficult. Robin said they've seen that over the years. Howard said that Ronald Reagan was successful and he thinks that's what people want again.
Howard said he was reading about Jeff Bezos and Amazon.com. Howard said that he admires that guy. Robin asked if he's upset about the working conditions. Howard said that no one working there has to stay there. He said they have to bust balls and make it work. He said they're treating it like a startup. Howard said the guy is running a company and you know people are going to leave disgruntled. Howard said you're allowed to leave if you don't like the working conditions. Robin said he's assuming there's another job out there like that. Howard said he loves Amazon.com. He said he ordered something this morning and they promised it to him this afternoon. Robin said she ordered some cat supplies and it got to her before they promised it. Howard said he was a dishwasher and he was the best dishwasher he could be.
Howard said when Heidi joined the show she would sing and drive him nuts. Howard said he's trying to think up there and she sings to him. He said it's really annoying. Howard said he's trying to think about his job and he asked her to stop. Howard said she told him she's trying to be funny and he told her that if he starts trying to be funny it's going to hurt.
Howard said he has to stop being a judge because everything is getting on his nerves now. Howard said Howie has found Periscope. Howard said the technology is great and it empowers people to have a TV broadcast. Howard said he can see all kinds of cool applications for that. Howard said he told Beth she could put the camera on the kittens.
Howard played a clip of Jeff the Drunk on Periscope and coughing like crazy. Howard said the worst at Periscope is High Pitch Eric. He said that he'll be watching the news and he comments on it but has no punch lines. Howard played a clip of Eric watching the news and repeating the stories. He was also talking about Mayor de Blasio and calling him an asshole and telling him to fuck off. Howard said you never hear why he hates the mayor.
Howard said Hanzi is doing Periscope too. Howard said he's so fucking paranoid. Howard said that JD watched Hanzi and Gary asked him what it looks like. JD told him it's all black behind him. Howard said that's what they pictured his basement looking like. Howard said that Hanzi is there all fucked up saying shit that doesn't make any sense. Howard played some audio of Hanzi doing his thing and talking about how Howard controls everything and saying he was going to delete the app because he feels like it's always watching him. Hanzi was also talking about how he had a job writing for the Stern Show. Howard said that never happened. He said he never worked for the show. Howard said he's never been paid to work for them. Hanzi was also talking about what a cunt Jillian Barberie is. He said she's afraid of him but she probably whores herself out to the satanic cult of Hollywood. He said she's a dumb bitch and he hopes she gets a disease.
Howard said Hanzi thinks they're all gay because they're pro-gay. Howard played another clip of Hanzi talking about how they must all be gay and they're all afraid to come out.
Howard played some Medicated Pete Periscope audio. Pete was going on about something. Howard said it takes him forever to say goodbye because of his OCD. Howard said he can't turn his own camera off.
Howard said Howie Mandel is on Periscope all the time too. Howard said he learned to do it and he's got this move where he stays back stage and you're talking to him and then he announces that you're on Periscope. Howard said what if he said something in confidence to him. Howard said that his wife told him that Howie was talking to her in the audience and then he announces that he's on Periscope. Robin said that's what he was doing out there. Howard said he's not there to be on Periscope. Howard said he's there to be on America's Got Talent. Howard said he doesn't want to be on Periscope. Howard said a lot of people do want to see him but he doesn't want to be on someone else's Periscope. Howard said Howie knows he was pissed about that. Howard said he was having a conversation in the elevator and Howie saw that going on and said that he was going to lose the audience. Howard said he was whispering this to his audience. Howard said he was pissed. He said he likes Howie a lot but he has to calm down. Howard said he asked how many people he was broadcasting to. It was like 100 people. Howard said there are 11 million watching America's Got Talent so he should focus on that. Howard said he was going to take his phone and throw it out but he only has 4 more weeks of this. He said then he's out of there. Howard said they came out and the announcer said that Howie was on Periscope. Howard said he was there to work and they're talking about Periscope. Howard said he was crazed.
Robin said he's going to take someone's phone and pull their pants down and shove it up their ass. Howard said he's going to do something interesting so get ready for a fucking Periscope enema. Howard said he would never be that rude to walk up to someone and do that. He said that's not his thing. Howard said that stuff lives out there too. It's not just live. Howard said NBC doesn't do anything about it either. Howard said Heidi has her Twitter and Instagram thing going on. Howard said he doesn't want to be part of that. Howard said if he wants to be on Periscope he'll start it on his own. Howard said you don't want to be rude either. He said he can't just say no. He said he's telling them now that he doesn't want to be on it.
Howard said he was in the bathroom at Radio City and he could hear Howie through the wall talking on Periscope. Howard said then he hears Ronnie in Howie's dressing room on Howie's Periscope. Howard said Howie doesn't work for him but Ronnie does. Howard said he can't just stand there like a wall. Howard said that Ronnie got into trouble a couple of years ago when he was wrestling out in the hall. Howard said he told him that he's all about giving him work and letting him hang out but he was busy with Howie on Periscope. Howard said he was listening through the wall hearing him on Periscope.
Howard said there's a lot of energy going into that Periscope. Howard asked where Ronnie is. Howard said he can hear everything through the walls at America's Got Talent. He said he heard that at least. Robin said she has another question to ask. She asked about the results show at the Wax Museum and someone was absent. Howard said he wonders who. Howard said he wishes he could have been there.
Ronnie came in so Howard asked why he was in the dressing room with Howie. Ronnie said he was in the hall. He said Howie had no one to hang out with this weekend so he was in the hall. He said he didn't leave his door. Howard said okay. Ronnie said everyone was out there for the Periscope thing. Howard said he loves Howie and he's enjoyed his 4 years with him but that Periscope thing is out of hand. Howard said it's getting annoying. Ronnie said he was banging on Heidi's door too. Howard said he's not being paid by Howie. He said he's being paid by NBC. Howard said if anyone puts him on their account he's going to rape them with their phone. Howard said ''Fuck you Periscope!''
Howard said the next Periscope is going to be from inside Howie's rectum. Howard said that's why they call it Periscope. Robin said Howie should be doing their TV show. Howard said that's right. He said people have lost their mind. Howard said you don't need to do promotion to 100 people on Periscope. Howard said his wife was upset that she was on it too.
Howard said Heidi was trying to get him on her Twitter and Instagram and he had to tell her that he's only doing stuff for NBC. Robin said she thought it was funny that Howard wasn't at the wax museum thing. Howard said he wasn't here because he was working there at Sirius. Howard said it would have been a horrible day for them if he had gone there.
Howard said they did another bit that should air soon. Howard said they did a Newlywed game. Howard said it was him and Heidi vs. Howie and Mel. Howard said he's not sure why that is. Howard said he's married to Beth, not Heidi. Howard said he doesn't know a fucking thing about Heidi. Howard said they asked what color her eyes are and he doesn't fucking know. He said the whole premise is ridiculous. Howard said she's a nice person but he doesn't know anything about her. Howard said they asked what she finds most annoying about him and he said ''I don't care!'' Howard said it ended up being funny because he was a nudnick. He said he will be in one of the bits.
Robin said Howard got up and started singing when the opera girl was up there. Howard said he didn't know they were going to use that. Howard said he thought that was very funny. Robin said it was. Howard said he doesn't like opera but that girl gets him. Howard said it was nice having Robin there. Robin said Ashley was there too. Howard said her boyfriend was there too and he's a triplet so he had more of his family there. Howard said Beth was there with friends too. Howard said it was like a party and he was the only one who wasn't at the party. He said that it was a fun time though. He said he has enjoyed his time there. He said it requires a lot of time and he's running out of time. Howard said he likes all of the people there.
Howard said he thinks that they don't believe he's actually leaving. Robin said they think he's trying to make a decision. Howard said he says he's making a decision if he's doing that. Howard said he's already told them that he's done. Howard said they've already started making plans for the show being in Los Angeles. Howard said he's not a liar. He said he's an up front kind of guy. He said he's not going back to America's Got Talent. He said it was 3 more years than he thought he'd do. Howard said he liked working with Howie. He said Sharon was good too. He said that Heidi and Mel are nice too. He said he likes them all.
Howard took a call from Hanzi and asked why he's saying he wrote for the show. Hanzi said he did write for the show and he's contributed to the show. Howard said he hasn't written for the show. Howard said goodbye to him shortly after that. Howard played him out with his theme song. Howard said Hanzi is annoying. Robin said you can see he just makes things up and nothing has to make sense.
Jon Hein came in and said that as captain he loved Picard. He said there's really only one Kirk though. Jason came in too. He said that he's a Captain Picard guy. He said he didn't grow up watching the original series. Jason said he liked the way he ran his ship. Howard said these guys know because they spent most of their lives watching TV.
Robin said that Kirk was the rebel who thought outside of the box. Robin said he was an adventurer and a renegade. Robin said that it was up to him to get everyone out of their problems. Robin said that she thinks Kirk was the better captain. Howard said he zoned out like 10 minutes ago.
Howard asked JD about the clip he found of Howie and Ronnie the Limo Driver on Periscope. JD said he found it online. Howard said this is why he was getting annoyed. Howard said he was trying to go to break but he can't because there's too much stuff going on. Howard said he doesn't think he wants his guys on Periscope. Howard said he should be consulted. Howie yelled out to Mel asking her a question. Howard said she has no idea she's on camera. Howard said that she might not be ready to be on camera. Howard said he should ask her. Howie was talking about douching and if she was refreshed. Then they were talking about how a summer's eve is very warm and damp.
Howard said Howie is going to be at his therapist's office tonight trying to get him on Periscope. Howard said he has to stop with that stuff. Robin said it's annoying. Howard said he's going to the elevator and he's talking to someone privately and then he realizes he's being broadcast. Howard said Ronnie is part of it too now. Howard said Ronnie is like the annoying sidekick on the Tonight Show. He did his impression of Ronnie talking about the douche thing.
Howard had to fart so he asked if they wanted to hear it. He ripped it into the microphone and said that was a good one. Howard did more of his Ronnie impression and goofed on the whole Periscope with Howie thing. Howard said that he's getting upset talking about this. Howard said he's always right when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Howard said people love when he's Bill Cosby's Limo Driver. Howard said he got a lot of email about that. He said people think he should do the whole show like that. Howard said the thing is that he knows when to end it. He said he isn't going to do the whole show like that. Howard said people liked when he talked about Lassie having a load in her fur. Howard said he hates taking breaks but he probably should. He said he'll get to more phone calls later. Robin said that she should say that Cameron and Marlee are going to be on Broadway together. Robin said it's all going to be in sign language. Howard said that's great. He said he can sleep through the whole show. Robin said that Cameron has apparently learned to sign because she was talking to Marlee in sign language. Howard went into his Cosby's Driver Voice for a few seconds.
Howard said he really isn't coming back to America's Got Talent next year. He said that he has already made up his mind. He went to break after that.
Robin said that might watch it a little bit. Howard said no. He said they do this weird thing called reading books. Howard said he was going to read a book about self improvement but his eyes glazed over.
Howard took another call from a guy who said he listened to the Baba Booey special over the weekend. He asked Howard and Fred what their favorite moments were with Baba Booey. Howard said they have another Baba Booey Weekend coming up next weekend. Howard said his favorite moment was when Gary said he couldn't make him angry but he made him angry in a second. Howard said he loved the ''I want you back'' tape. Gary said that they're actually doing 3 weekends of Baba Booey stuff and then the music special is coming. Howard said they're doing a top ''noine'' countdown for the song parodies. Howard said he sent his in. Howard said he's not going to reveal what they were though.
Robin said she had to tell some friends about why Gary revealed that ''I want you back'' tape. She said that they wondered why he would reveal it. Robin said it was his ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend who called in and told them about it.
The caller said his favorite Baba Booey moment was the one where Howard talked about Gary falling asleep on the plane from Los Angeles after his Arsenio Hall appearance. Howard went over some of that story and talked about Gary waking up and smacking his lips asking for orange juice. Gary said he didn't know Howard wanted to talk to him. Howard said he wanted him there and needed him there to talk. Howard said Gary wakes up and smacks his lips and asks for orange juice. Howard said he imagined what his breath must have been like after sleeping and drinking orange juice. Howard said Gary woke up when they landed and that was it. Howard said it was a total waste of money moving him up to first class. Gary said he didn't know he wanted him there to talk.
Robin said she loved the Baba Booey song parody to the tune of the Jerry Maguire theme. Howard played a couple of songs including that one. Howard said that was a good one. The caller said the Baba Booey Star Wars theme was great too. Howard agreed. The caller said he can't wait for that music special. Gary said he has two more weeks before that happens. They went to break after that.
Howard asked Robin how proud she is of the 3 American's in France who saved people from an asshole who was going to mow down the whole train. Howard said he loves those guys. Howard said it's so super. Howard said no Frenchman tackled the guy but these three American's did. Howard said god bless military training in America. Howard said they sprung right into action. Howard said they should get a medal.
Robin said she heard about a fire that happened there and just 2 guys ran into the building to save a child. Robin said that was just 2 ordinary citizens.
Howard said Mariann sent him some freezer bags for his yogurt. He said that was very nice but he doesn't need them. Howard said he says that with peace and love. Howard had Mariann on the phone and she said she thinks Fred Armisen and Sour Shoes should come in as Paul and Ringo. Howard said leave that stuff to him. Mariann also brought up America's Got Talent and the Newlywed Game that they played. She said she saw it and she can't wait for it to be on TV.
Howard let Mariann go and asked Robin if she heard about this 15 year old who entered the presidential race with the name Deez Nuts. Howard said that it's trending and people are excited over it. He said he's not sure it's that outrageous. Howard said he's not into that. Howard played some clips of news anchors talking about it. Howard said Hugh Jasshole would have been better. He said it's not that funny. He said it's like Doobie. He said it's not that funny. Howard said it's just annoying him. Howard asked Robin if it annoys her. Robin said she doesn't care. Howard said even if it was Herb Eversmells would be funnier. Howard said it's not that great. Howard said he's questioning why the media is going so nuts over it. Howard played a few more clips of news anchors talking about the name.
Howard said he has a Beetlejuice ''Place the Face'' game. Howard said that it's brought to you buy DraftKings.com. Howard said they showed Beet a picture of Donald Trump and asked if he can identify him. The caller, Ken, said no way. Howard played Beet saying that's President Reagan. Ken got that one right. Howard said he has to get 3 out of 5 right to win.
Howard said they showed a picture of Bill Clinton to Beetle. Ken guessed no on that one too. Howard played Beetle's answer which was ''President Clinton.''
Howard said they showed him a picture of Hulk Hogan. Ken guessed that Beet would get that wrong. Howard played Beetle's answer which was Hulk Hogan.
Howard said they showed him Adolf Hitler next. Ken said he thinks that he knows popular culture people so he's going to say yes this time. Howard said he has to get this one right or he's out. Howard played his answer and Beet said it's some guy from the fuckin' 60s. Howard said Ken is out. Ken asked if he can get one more point about Trump out. Ken started to go off on Trump again saying that he's a racist and Howard never lets anyone talk to him when he calls in. Fred kept playing a buzzer over him while he was doing that.
Howard took a call from a guy named Chris who was doing a bong hit when he picked up. Chris said he's smoking pot, not a doobie. He said doobies are for douche bags. Howard said this is for $500 cash. Howard said they showed Beetle a picture of Oprah Winfrey. Will he be able to identify her. Chris said he will. Beet's answer was ''Robin Quivers.''
Howard asked if he will be able to identify Jesus Christ. Chris said no but Beet knew it was Jesus. Howard said they showed him Batman next. Chris said no again. Howard played Beet's answer and he said Batman. Chris lost already. Howard said just say no to weed. Howard let Chris go after that.
Howard said he'll try one more person. He picked up on a woman named Erin. Howard got right into the game and said they showed Beet a picture of Frankenstein. Erin said yes. Beet said that's Herman Munster. Fred said they should give that one to her. Howard said that's not the right answer.
Howard said they showed a picture of Uncle Sam to Beet. Erin said no to that. Howard played his answer and Beet said ''George Bush.'' Howard said she got one right.
Howard said they showed a picture of E.T. to Beetle. Erin said yes. Howard played his answer and Beet got it right. Howard said they showed him a picture of Howard Stern. Erin guessed yes to that one too. Beetlejuice said Howard Stern so Erin won the money. She said she's going to donate it to North Shore. Howard said that's very nice of her. Howard said he would have bought a jet. Erin said the animals need it more than she does. Robin said she would have retired on that 500 bucks. Howard put her on hold.
Howard had more to play. H asked Robin if she thinks he'll know Martin Luther King. Robin said no. Beet said that was Malcolm X when he was a kid. Howard said they showed him a picture of Elvis Presley. Beet knew that one. Howard said they showed him David Letterman. Beet said that was a talk show host. He didn't know his name. Howard said they showed him Mickey Mouse. beet thought he was Donald Duck. Howard said Colonel Sanders was next and he knew it was the KFC man but didn't say his name.
Howard said he has a picture of George Washington next. Beet knew that one but not brad Pitt. Howard said he has Britney Spears as the last one. Beet thought that was Madonna.
Howard said he has to take a break but he took a call from a guy who said he liked William Shatner better than Patrick Stewart. Howard went to break after that.
Howard came back and said that Sir Patrick Stewart is there. Howard said he was Captain Picard but he was also in X-Men. Howard said it's weird to see him after watching him for so long. Patrick said it's the same for him. Howard asked if this is early for him. Patrick said not really since movie schedules can be early too.
Howard said he had a very interesting life growing up. Patrick said he did have some uncomfortable moments in his life. He said that he was 17 and he knew what he wanted to do. He said at 15 he was a journalist. He said that you started work at that age in the community he lived. He said that he was going into the newsroom of his local paper at 15. Howard said that's interesting. He asked why that is that they start working so young. Howard said they must not coddle their young in England. Howard said he wasn't mature enough at that age to work. Patrick said that he was never a teenager. He said he's having his teen age years right now. Howard said they'll get to that.
Howard said Patrick had to grow up quick. He said his father was a military guy and he was a son of a bitch. Patrick said when he came back from the war in 1945 he was about 5 years old. He said he likes to think he was conceived the night before his father went to war. He said that may have been his farewell gesture to his life. He said that makes him emotional. He said the first 5 years of his life were with his mother and older brother. He said they had very little. Howard said then his father comes back from the war and he was used to giving orders. Howard said he was drinking heavily and he was belittling him. Howard said he was running him like he was running the war.
Patrick said there are some elements missing from that story. He said his father was quite dictatorial. He said his after was very successful in the war. He said that he was regimental sergeant major. He said after he died someone who served with him said to him that when he came around the birds stopped singing. He said that's the kind of presence he had.
Howard asked Patrick about his dad coming back and becoming a laborer. He said that must have killed him in a way. Patrick said that's right. He said he didn't take it out on him or his brother. He said his mother was on the receiving end of the abuse. He said it was purely on the weekends. He said it was find during the week when he was working. He said he was doing very modest work. He said he worked in a glass blowing factory for a while. He was far from being the boss there. He said he was a painter to. He said that his father would come home late and he loved to sing. He said they'd hear him singing coming up the road. He said depending on the song he was singing they knew how the rest of the evening might go. He sang some of the songs that he might be singing. He said if it was military songs they were in trouble.
Howard asked if it was tough knowing that his mother was going to take that. Patrick said that it was and they would step in at times. He said they had a house that had no bathroom or toilet inside. He said if it was going to be a bad night he would get up and sit on the stone steps that led downstairs. He said he would judge the temperature of what was happening and learned the moment when he could step into the room to stop it. He said that it would sober his father up. He said he would put his body between his mother and his. He said sometimes nothing would happen. He said these are things that children should not learn.
Howard asked if he wishes his father was around to see him now so he could rub it in his face. Patrick said no. He said that he didn't know about PTSD when he was growing up. He said that he did a show where they research your ancestry and he turned it down twice. He said his family told him to do it and they looked into his father and it was dismaying. He said that he was in one of the locations where his father had fought and talking about what happened there. He said his father and his men had walked miles to get to this area. He said they were on the last ship to get out when the Nazis were coming into town. He said that the interviewer showed him an article that showed his father had suffered from severe shell shock. He said he understood for the first time what had happened to him. Howard said his father saw real action. Patrick said he did. He said he never talked about it though. He said there was one anecdote that he shared and he will never forget it. He said their train had been bombed and they had to walk back. He said that he saw a dead woman's arm out and he saw the gold ring on her finger. He said he had to walk back by it later and her finger was gone along with the ring. Patrick said that he told him that to let him know that there would still be people to abuse you and steal from you even after all of that. Howard said it speaks to the horror of humanity.
Howard asked if he was always so articulate. Howard said he started out as a journalist at 15 but he had the worst job. Howard said he had to call a real reporter to write the story after he found a story to write. Howard said his dad must have thought he was nuts to go off to be an actor. Patrick said both of his parents were very supportive actually. He said they wanted him to do what he wanted to do.
Howard said that Patrick has the ability to remember lines from Shakespeare. Howard said he can't imagine doing that. Patrick said that he learned it early on and it never left him. He said he read avidly. He said some years ago he was selling a house and there was a bookcase full of books. He said he was going to throw them out but then he remembered that they were his teenage library.
Howard asked if he read to escape. Patrick said that had a lot to do with it. He said he'd go out to the outside toilet and read with a candle. He said he'd stick it on a shelf and sit on the toilet hoping that no one would want to use it. He said it was quiet and private out here.
Howard asked why at 17 he wanted to start acting. He said he assumes it's because he wanted to become someone new. Patrick said that's very smart. He said he walked on the stage at 12 years old for the first time. He said he had a great teacher early on and he just wished him a happy 90th birthday recently. Patrick said that his teacher could be ironic at times and quite sarcastic but it was always well meant. He said he never undermined anybody.
Howard said Patrick became a Shakespearean actor but that doesn't pay well. Patrick said he was able to support his family. He said he bought a house with that money. He said he was making like $50 a week at the time.
Howard asked about losing his hair early on and if that was tough for him. Patrick said he never thought of himself as a leading man so it didn't bother him.
Howard asked when he auditioned for the part of captain Picard. Patrick said he was 46 years old. He said it was all a fluke thing. He said he had been drawn into doing workshops and things. He said a professor from UCSB brought people to see classical theater and a man came in and asked him to come speak to his group the next morning. He said no and he didn't think he could do it. He said the man just wanted him to talk about what it was like to be an actor. He said he did that and out of that morning's work he got a bottle of whiskey.
Howard asked if Patrick has a problem with drinking because he thought having a father who was an abusive drunk would be an issue. Patrick said he doesn't have a problem with it. He said he's used to being on and up until 10 or 11 at night. He said the first drink he has is between 11 and midnight. Howard asked if he could stop drinking for the rest of his life if he was told to stop. Patrick said he could do it but he would be kind of upset. He said that he has a bottle of wine with his wife pretty much every night. Howard said that's too much alcohol according to his doctor. Howard said he was bummed. Patrick said he and his wife enjoy wine.
Howard said he's paid in a bottle of booze so how does that lead to Star Trek. Patrick said that was around 1968 or 69. He said he had met this guy and he was doing acting on campuses around the country. He said he found he had a voice. He said it was that man who gave him this voice. Patrick said he never imagined doing this. He said what his friend did was change the way Shakespeare was taught in class. He said he got to know many teachers around California. Howard asked if he looks down on actors who can't do Shakespeare. He said of course not. He said that Marlon Brando was great and he was the first American movie actor who put on a life like his. Howard asked who he respects as an actor now. Patrick said that he has to mention Ian McKellen. Howard asked if he has always spoken like he does now. Patrick said no. He said that he learned to do it over the years of acting.
Howard asked Patrick about getting the Star Trek job and if he thought it was bullshit. He asked if he had to analyze that character like he did with Shakespeare. Patrick said he approaches acting the same no matter who he's playing. He said he did it with his character Walter Blunt. Howard said he'll get to that soon. Howard asked if he puts that prep into a commercial job too. Patrick said of course. Howard said the message there is that he has to bring an attitude to it. Patrick said you have to bring your attitude, not just an attitude.
Patrick said that he forgot why they went down that road. Howard said that he got to California and he was meeting people. Howard asked if he knew anything about Star Trek at that time. Patrick said he did not. He said his friend was giving a lecture at UCLA. He said that his friend asked him to read some parts during the lecture. He said he agreed and they all went out and had a good time at dinner. He said one man there was a man who was one of the producers of the original Star Trek. He was also working on bringing Star Trek back to TV. Howard asked if he had ever seen Star Trek before. Patrick said that he had seen it. He said that he would come home around 6 in the evening and see the guys in the colored t-shirts on TV. That's all he knew of it. Patrick said that this Robert Jusstman saw him doing the lecture thing and he said they had found their new captain. He said he got a call from his agent the next morning and said he had to get together with him. He said the agent wondered why they would want him that morning and what he was doing at UCLA.
Patrick said that he went to meet with the Star Trek people and met with Gene Roddenberry. He said he was a bit eccentric. He said he remembers the orange shag carpet there. He said that when he walked out after 15 minutes Gene Roddenberry said that's one actor they won't be seeing again. He said Gene was opposed to him being in the show. He said Robert Justman is the man who pushed for him. He said that Rick Berman came on as producer and he fought for him too. He said he went from London to Los Angeles 3 times to audition. He said that his agent told him that it was down to him and another actor. He said he doesn't know who that other actor was. Howard said it was Marlon Brando. Patrick said he would have loved to have seen him on the bridge of the Enterprise.
Howard asked Patrick about being hired and if he was in a position of negotiating power at that time. Patrick said that his agent became one of the most powerful at his agency. He said that he signed on for 6 years and realized that he couldn't do that. He said that's what most actors dream of doing though. He said he thought he had things to do in England. He said that his agent told him to just do it because it would only last for a few months. Patrick said that he did it and he thought it would just last a few months. He said that's what he was told. He said he lived in his friend's guest bedroom for a month. He said he never even unpacked his bag. Howard asked if he watched the TV shows. Patrick said he didn't. He said he did see some of the films. He said his children told him about the show though.
Howard asked if he got decent money in the beginning. Patrick said he had just finished a run of ''Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf.'' He said they were a hit off Broadway. He said he had an opportunity to move into a west end theater in London. He said it was a very difficult decision. He said that he was paid $175 a week or so. He said that when he got the job offer they went through the contract and then it came to the money. Patrick said they were a syndicated TV show so it wasn't network money. He said if it was network money he'd be living on an island that he owns. He said it was around $15,000 a week. Howard said in his mind he must have thought about how crazy it was to get that kind of money. Patrick said that they worked overtime and he was paid more than he was paid for his entire time in the Virginia Wolf play.
Howard asked if he was shocked by the fame once he was on the show. Patrick said he was in complete denial about everything. He said his dear friends from the show were calling the way he lived the ''poverty mentality.'' He said he was still living like he was making $100 a week. Patrick said he did move into a nice apartment in the second half of the first season. Then for the second season he got another apartment that was above a garage. He said it was a nice apartment and he had a nice Spanish Mansion that he looked at from his window.
Howard asked Patrick about getting divorced and if it was the fame that did in the marriage. Patrick said that it wasn't like that. He said he had two kids and his wife was in London. He said she was there looking after the children. He said she doesn't care for Los Angeles. He said he was there alone for 10 months. He said he lived like a hermit. He said it was partly out of fear. He said that he had a lot of lines to learn every day. He said he had a lot of dialog. He said he was terrified that he'd show up and not be prepared. Howard asked if he spent his day learning his lines. Patrick said that the most hated line was when he said ''Mr. Data, analyze.'' Howard said Brent Spiner said his lines like he really knew that stuff. He said he really had his stuff down. Patrick said that Lavar had his lines down too. Howard said it becomes a great responsibility when you have to do that. Howard said he's the captain and it's his show. He said he had to be the leader. Patrick said that he embraced being the leader. He said that he got that from his father.
Howard said the guys there really like this show ''Blunt Talk.'' Howard said he heard that he has a romantic scene with Elizabeth Shue. Howard said he's never had that before. Patrick said he has had a few love scenes in the past. Robin said she saw him in A Life in the Theater and she saw him almost nude. Patrick said they were doing their changes behind screens. Robin said she saw a lot in that show.
Howard said he read that Patrick always said that he is circumcised but his present wife says he's not. Howard said they had a fight over it. Howard said Patrick went to his doctor to find out and he said to him that he's uncircumcised. Howard asked how that happens. Patrick said he was having his physical when he asked about it. He said he asked him to clear it up for him and his wife. Patrick said his doctor had his thing in his hand and said ''not'' and that was it. Howard asked how he was confused. Patrick said he has seen uncircumcised penises and they look quite different. He said he has a memory of a conversation with his mother who said that he was.
Patrick said that he and the producer of Blunt Talk were talking about this story and that's one of those conversations that made it into the series. He said not quite in the way he told it but that is part of the show. Howard said Blunt Talk is getting great reviews. Howard said it's on Saturday nights at 9 on Starz. Howard said in the show he isn't doing Sci-Fi. Howard said that must be nice. Howard said he went from Star Trek into X-Men. Howard said he must have wondered if he could do it. Patrick said he turned it down at first. Howard asked what his thinking was there. Patrick said he had learned from being on Star Trek.
Howard asked Patrick about his young wife and if he worries about that. Patrick said no. He said he has worried about taking care of her when he's gone. He said that everything is secure there. Robin asked if he worries about getting feeble and slowing her down. Patrick said he does hold onto railings going down stairs. Howard asked if his wife has been mistaken for his daughter. He said that has happened. He said his wife is a great singer and she just released an album. He said that it's been a wonderful time. He said that this is his last promotional thing and then he's heading to London to do promotion for her album.
Howard said Blunt Talk is like a Piers Morgan type of character. Patrick said he wouldn't say that. He said he does love playing this guy though. He said that he remembers the first 4 months of the year laughing during filming. He said that Seth MacFarlane is a producer for the show. Howard said he seems to be taking over show business. Howard asked if he still does commercials. Patrick said of course. He said he has one running now on American TV.
Howard said he's still doing X-men too. Patrick said that he can't talk about it but there is a possibility of doing something. Howard said he has a Wolverine coming up. Patrick said that's it.
Patrick said he was talking about the downside and why he turned down X-Men at first. Howard said he loves him in that role. Patrick said he had a movie job that he wanted to do and it was a supporting role. He said that he had a great meeting but he asked why he would want Captain Picard in his movie. He said that's when he realized that he had to show that he can act. He said that he wasn't sure he wanted to take on a second franchise. Howard asked if they were worried about hiring him too. Patrick said that they had some very bright people there who could see past all of that shit. Patrick said he was in a movie directed by Richard Donner and he was doing ADR at Warner Brothers one morning. He said he went to see Lauren Donner and she asked him to look at something. He was shown a comic book and he wondered why he was on the cover. She said exactly and it took off from there.
Howard said X-Men was fun and he had a lot of stuff to memorize there. Patrick said it wasn't as hard as Star Trek. He said he had to memorize 8-10 pages a day there. He said he could get on top of it within 90 minutes working on Star Trek. He said he would go to bed 85 percent strong on the dialog. He said then he would wake up and polish what he had. He said that everyone on the cast was good. He said he wasn't going to be the guy who walked on the set not knowing his lines.
Howard asked if he does the conventions. Patrick said he turned them all down at first. He said he was doing his homework and his laundry every weekend. He said he was still living like that guy not making much money. He said he has to go home and do his laundry before he goes off to London. He said he just does his own laundry. He said he doesn't do his wife's. He said that he's only done her's by mistake.
Robin asked when he started doing the conventions. Patrick said he went at the end of the season. He said the season had ended and his script folder was put away for a couple of months. He said he went to Denver and he was brought in through the loading dock. He said he asked if anyone was there. He said that's what actors ask. He said they told him that there were people there. He said they said it was full. Patrick said they played some film of him and he was introduced. He said he walked on to the stage and this noise begins that was an overwhelming roar. He said in that moment they were all loving him. He said he thought that's what it must be like to be Sting. Howard said there must have been thousands there. Patrick said he did one in Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago and there were over 5000 people there. Howard said that's some business. He said next year is the 50th anniversary of the show so he may have to go to that.
Howard said Sir Patrick Stewart has done it all but everyone wants to see him as the Captain. Howard asked if he had to go to therapy. Patrick said he has and his wife has said that when he talks about Group Therapy it's not a group of people, it's just him and a group of therapists.
Howard gave Patrick some plugs for Blunt Talk which is on Saturday nights at 9 on Starz. Howard said he's very successful in love too. Howard said he's 75 and his wife is 36. Robin asked if he has always liked dating much younger women. Patrick said he had to wait until he was in his 50s and 60s before he could date much younger women. Howard asked where he met his wife. He said he met her in Frannie's Restaurant in Brooklyn. Howard asked if he used a line about being on Star Trek. Patrick said he had gone there after doing a performance of Macbeth that night. He said he sat at the bar and Joel Grey was with him. Howard asked if he has a lot of famous friends. Patrick said a few. He said Ian is a friend and so is Seth MacFarlane. He said that Hugh Jackman is a pal too. Howard said he should hang with them. Patrick said he can consider himself part of the team. Howard said they should go to Frannie's.
Patrick said he saw this gorgeous woman in the restaurant. Howard asked if he went up to her and said he's not sure if he's circumcised and asked her to check. Patrick said she was freaking out because it was a tradition in her house to watch the show. He said she was waitressing and her manager told her to go offer them dessert on the house. Her boss made her do that and that woman is still a good friend to both of them. Patrick said they took the dessert and he saw how attractive this woman was. He said he invited her to come see him in the play and then he wrote down his number. He said he had never done that in his life. He said it was the first time. He said some time went by and he got a Voicemail one day from her. He called back and then she came to see him at the play and they went out to dinner. Howard asked how quick he got her in bed. Patrick said it wasn't long.
Howard asked if he has had any work done. Patrick said he has had a little bit. He said he had the bags under his eyes worked on from the inside. He said that way you don't see the work. Howard asked if he works out. Patrick said he used to but he injured his shoulder. He said it wasn't a lot of working out.
Howard said this is some life. He said it's great. Howard said he put in thousands of hours of work and he got his moment and it worked. Howard said he doesn't care what his father says, it was him. He said it wasn't his father. He said it was hard work. Patrick said it didn't feel like hard work. Robin said that's because he loved it. Howard asked what he does for hobbies. Patrick said he didn't play out much when he was a child. He said he enjoys large Jigsaw puzzles. Howard said that's a waste of time. Patrick said he loves it. He said it's very relaxing. He said that he seals his puzzles and he has them framed and puts them into his stairwell going up to the roof. Howard said he should paint. Patrick said he's doing that now too.
Howard asked what kind of art he owns. Patrick said he has a Vincent Van Gogh drawing. He mentioned a couple of other things. Howard said he can see why he's a Sir. Howard said he will never be a Sir. Howard said he should put in a good word for him. Patrick said he would like to thank Howard for inviting him on his show. He said he's a legend in the business. He said it's been an honor. Howard thanked him for all of the great performances. He said he will be there watching Blunt Talk week after week. He said so will his fans. Howard gave him some more plugs and started to wrap up. He asked if he uses Viagra. Patrick said he will plug them when they pay him to. Howard said he wants to look at him for a minute and not even say anything. Robin asked why he lives in Brooklyn. Patrick said he met his wife there and they both like it there. Howard said he's glad he came in and he enjoyed the whole thing. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later. As they went to break they played Steven Tyler performing ''Walk this Way'' at the Howard Stern birthday bash.
Howard came back and sang a little bit of the Elvis Costello song and then did a live commercial read. After that Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Jared from Subway or Bill Cosby is worse. Howard said Cosby might be the biggest serial rapist of all time. Howard said if 50 some people have come forward it's been 40 years and there must be more. Howard said that they could be talking about 400 women. Howard said Jared is a scumbag too. Howard said the fucker lost weight and he gets a job where he made $16 million doing nothing. Howard said he was living the life or Riley. He said it turns out he's whacked out of his skull. Robin asked why he would want to be famous if he's whacked out of his skull. The caller asked if there's a conversion for doing things to kids compared to Cosby raping people. Howard said they're both horrible people.
Howard said he has some audio of one of the Cosby's accusers. Howard first played a clip of how Jared is in medial therapy for his condition. Howard said that's one way to put it. Howard said he has the Cosby clip too. The caller asked him to address the PageSix article that came out this weekend. Howard said it's total crap. He said that the story is bull. He said he knows Richard Johnson and it was a weird thing. He said they're calling the book ''Getting Things Done'' a cult and there wasn't one thing in there that was true. Howard said it's the third or fourth time the NY Post has done this to him. He said they once accused him of buying a stripper a car when he was married and that wasn't true. Howard said they should try writing something with some bit of truth in it. Howard said it's laughable. Howard said they think Getting Things Done is a cult. Howard said it teaches you how to make lists for organizing. Howard said David Alan is a genius but that's it. He said the whole article was so bizarre it was funny to him.
Howard said there's also the America's Got Talent thing and how they think he's trying to change his image. Howard said he never went on to do that. Howard said he did America's Got Talent to judge talent. Howard said this show is about him. He said if you want to see him raw and unfiltered on America's Got Talent it won't happen.
Howard said they're making up shit about people who work there too. He said that it's odd to him. Howard said he's not that upset about it but he is the victim today. Howard said he wasn't even going to bring it up but the caller did.
Howard said Richard Johnson went to L.A. but he must be back now. Howard said he's never written anything positive about him. He said he's not sure why they used to have him on the show. Howard said they asked him to comment on the story and he refused. He said they don't take the story away if he says it's not true.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he watched Fear the Walking Dead last night. Howard said he's not sure what it is. Robin said it's a prequel to The Walking Dead. Robin said you see the infestation starting. Robin said she has interest in it. The caller said he thought it was a little bit slow. He said he's not into it like the Walking Dead. Robin said she's going to give it a chance. Robin said she knew there wouldn't be zombies in the first episode. Howard said he may watch it if Robin says it's really good in 3 weeks or so. The caller said they sometimes take a while. Howard said he needs zombies going berserk right away. Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that was a great interview with Patrick Stewart. Howard said he's a really good actor. The caller said the circumcision thing was interesting. Howard said that was interesting that he didn't know. Robin wondered why his mother would tell him he was. Howard said he doesn't know.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he's ever wished he had a son. Howard said never. He said he wanted children but the sex didn't matter to him. He said that he liked having daughters and he enjoys them immensely. Howard said it would have been interesting to have a son but he may not have been that good at it. The caller said he has a daughter now but he's not sure if he'd want two. Howard said he has JD. That's his boy. Howard said he has a whole room full of sons out there.
Howard said he felt bad for Jeff Bezos. He said no one is ever happy with their boss. Howard said he must be a real bad dude. He said he doesn't even wanted to give credibility to that article they mentioned earlier.
Robin started her news with a story about Jon Stewart going out to a Summer Slam wrestling event and was sporting a big beard. Howard said that's the thing to do when you go on a long vacation. Robin had some audio of Jon Stewart doing some announcing at the event.
Howard said that his name was thrown out there to be a moderator with Jon Stewart for the debates. Howard said he'd do that with Jon. Howard played a clip of a news anchor talking about that.
Robin read a story about AshleyMadison.com being sued over not protecting the identities of people who use the service. Robin said that a Florida District Attorney was exposed after hackers released information. Robin had some audio of the District Attorney talking about this. Howard said he has a real problem with these hackers and cyber terrorism. Howard said he's not on AshleyMadison. He said if you want to cheat then cheat. He said he won't do that but that's just him. He said that if you take the cheating part out this is a hack and he doesn't like when the media takes that information and glorifies this. He said it empowers the hackers. Robin said they want to embarrass people. Howard said the hackers are criminals. Howard said as despicable as you find AshleyMadison.com it's wrong to give the hacker that much power. Robin said the hacker is breaking the law so they're not as moral as the people who are cheating. Howard said they're a sponsor of the show and if they had just put their names on their web site it could turn into a problem. Howard said this D.A. had to explain himself. Howard said that this stuff should be off limits because it's stolen information. Howard said maybe he's the only one who sees it this way. Howard said hacked information shouldn't be publicized at all. Robin said it's like receiving stolen goods. Howard said that's how he sees it. Howard said if someone has a disease and a medical site is hacked, that information could be exposed. Howard said he doesn't know where it ends. Robin read more details of the AshleyMadison.com hack. Howard said that the hackers are saying that cheating is wrong but they're stealing the information to get it out there. Howard asked when they became the sole judge, jury and executioner.
Robin read a story about the women in Times Square who are getting topless and body painting themselves. Howard said the problem isn't that they're topless. He said the area is filled with pan handlers and they have to get rid of them all if they get rid of the topless women. Robin said that this is a spot that attracts families and children so why should they have to look at topless women. Howard said he was all for topless women starting back in the 60s. Robin had some audio from a protest that was going on in Times Square. Howard said Ronnie is really into the whole topless thing. They played Ronnie spelling out topless a few times.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that his dad told him that he got through his tough days listening to the Stern Show. He said he forgot the pain of losing his brother. Howard said he is up for knighthood and this sounds like a good rationale for making that happen. Howard said he has many testimonials like that from the fans.
Howard said a lot of people are upset with Ralph over not doing his job as Bobo's parole officer. Howard read through some of those emails and one person said that he gives Ralph more leeway than his own wife. Howard said someone else wrote that Ralph is a lazy, lying mother fucker. They said that he's a worse caller than Bobo. Howard read an email saying that the best interview was with Bill Hader, Seth Meyers and Fred Armisen.
Robin read a story about Caitlyn Jenner. Howard said he saw her out shopping at a store where a lot of drag queens shop. Howard said that was the best TV ever. Robin said it's more about looking at Caitlyn than about anything she has to say. Robin said she still moves a lot like Bruce Jenner. Robin said this past week she was trying to get her male friends to come see her. Robin said she flies mini helicopters and she wanted friends to come over to help fix a broken helicopter. Robin said the guy never showed up. Robin said then she goes to the store and the guy is standing there looking at Caitlyn in a dress.
Robin asked what percentage of the population, young people, are saying that they're not heterosexual. Howard said he's going to say 6 percent. Robin said the answer is actually 31 percent. Robin said this is people under 30 who aren't exclusively heterosexual. Howard asked what's going on with that. Robin read some details of that study.
Robin asked who is more likely to initiate a divorce, men or women. Howard said women. Robin said he's right. Robin said that they're no more likely to initiate a break up in a dating scenario.
Robin read a story about honey bees and how they're linking pesticide use to the killing off of the bees. Robin had some detail about that.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked what jail Caitlyn Jenner would go to if he is convicted of Manslaughter in the car crash case. Howard said he thinks she'd go to a female prison. Robin said she's not sure about that. Howard said he thinks that's why he's doing the sex change. Howard said going to a men's prison is dangerous. Howard said he'd say he was a woman too. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the band One Direction breaking up. Robin had some of their music for Howard to play. Howard said that band was a manufactured thing and he'd keep it going as long as he could if he were those guys. Howard said maybe they're not as popular as they used to be. Robin said the band is going to stay together until February of 2016 and then they'll take some time off to figure out what they're going to do. Howard said they should hang in there a couple more years. He said if he were their parents he'd smack them in the head and tell them this kind of lightning doesn't strike twice.
Robin read a story about some American servicemen who stopped a gunman on a French train. Robin had some audio of someone talking about that. Robin had audio of one of the guys talking about how they took the gunman down. Howard said it's such a great story. He said they beat the shit out of this guy and took him down.
Robin said that Jimmy Carter has been teaching Sunday School for a very long time and he taught two bible classes yesterday telling people what's going on with his cancer. Robin had some audio of Carter talking about his liver cancer. Robin said they found that he also has cancer in his brain. Robin had audio of him talking about that too. Howard said he has a good attitude. Howard said he's 90 years old and he says that's what god had planned for him. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Apple having a recall on some iPhones. Robin said that some iPhone 6 Plus cameras take blurry pictures. Howard said he thinks his does. Howard said maybe he should get that checked into. Robin read about the dates that the phones were made. Howard said he'll have to check but he thinks it's in there.
Robin read a story about one of the GOP presidential candidates is talking about using drones to take care of the border problem. Robin had some audio of the guy talking about that.
Howard said he said that Trump will be the nominee but friends of his say no way. Robin said she's thinking it could happen. Robin said the only thing that could stop it is if Trump says he doesn't want it. Howard said those drones are really cool. He said they used them on America's Got Talent for some outdoor stuff. Howard said they had this thing flying around with stealth precision. Howard said it was impressive. Robin asked what would happen if Joe Biden entered on the Democratic side. Howard said he likes Hillary. He said he has the feeling Biden doesn't really want to run. Howard said when you're 70-something you don't want to do that.
Robin read a story about Huggies trying to get the word out that there is no glass in their baby wipes. Robin said the shiny material in their wipes is fiber and not glass. Robin said a mother had posted that she found glass in her wipes. Howard said he's busy with those wipes. He said he gets in there really deep. He said he thought about using them since there are chemicals in them. Howard said he has the Toto toilets where you can spray water in your ass. He said he uses that but the water doesn't get it all out. Howard said he gets up and uses a baby wipe. He said he shoves it in there and tons of doody is on there. He said it's like a whole other doody. Robin said you'd need something like the Colorado river running through there to clean that crap out. Howard said he goes in deep and cleans it out. Then he does a second wipe and cleans it out more and there's still stuff on it. He said then he uses a third one and more doody comes out. Robin asked if it ever gets clean. Howard said he gets it clean. He said he might make his hand smelly from doing that. He said he walks around half the day smelling his hand.
Robin read a story about Rosie O'Donnell's father dying. Robin said that her dad was 81 and she was estranged from him. Robin said her 17 year old daughter was also missing and found one week later. Robin said the man whose home she was found at is charged with child endangerment. Robin said he was 26 and she's 17.
Howard took a call from a guy who said there are wipes that are made with natural chemicals. He mentioned Burt's Bees as one. Howard said he might have to try that. Howard said he has to go in deep so he needs them to be wet. The caller said he wouldn't lead him astray. Howard said he should get that. Howard said if his assistant, Laura, is listening then she should get them but not ask him about it. He said he's too embarrassed. Howard said he doesn't really do any shopping. He said he was told about the store Kohl's and he knew nothing about it. Howard said he's very sequestered. Robin said it's like he's in prison. Howard said he doesn't want to go anywhere. He said he doesn't like leaving the house. Robin asked what that's all about. Howard said maybe it's his nightmare childhood hearing the horror stories. The caller asked if he still goes to GNC for the smoothies. Howard said he had to stop that. He said it was upsetting his stomach. Howard got a note about the Burt's Bees wipes and they had some stuff in them that sounded unnatural to him. He let the caller go after that.
Robin read a story about the body of a 25 year old woman being stolen from a casket. Robin said they think it was stolen during business hours and there was no sign of forced entry. Howard said that's what they should get for Bill Cosby since he seems to like his women as close to death as possible. Howard went into his Cosby's driver impression with the harmonizer.
Robin read a story about Oscar Pistorius being in the news again. Robin said the parents of the woman he killed are saying that he killed her on purpose. Robin said that Oscar insists he thought he was shooting an intruder.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loves him talking about the doody thing. He said he used to use an outside hose to spray his ass down. He said he shoves the thing in his ass and everything comes out. Howard said he might as well take a shower if he's going to do that. The caller said his white underwear is clean now that he does that.
Robin read about Straight out of Compton being number 1 at the box office. Robin said Mission Impossible is at number 2. Robin said Sinister 2, Hitman and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. are rest of the top 5. Howard said he has no interest in seeing Straight out of Compton. Howard said maybe if it was another band he would. He said he wasn't into NWA though.
Robin also mentioned that Tracy Morgan got married over the weekend. Howard wondered when they'll see him again, Howard said he does want to get him in there. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
Jon said that's a good one. He said those are three winners right there. Jon said that when Gary gets down there they'll talk to him about that. He said you can tell the anger is building inside Gary over that whole Baba Booey special. He said that people still give him shit about this stuff. Jon said the 25th anniversary continues this weekend and next. Then the Labor Day song special is coming up.
Jon said Patrick Stewart was very good today. He said he was talking a lot about becoming Captain Picard and all of that. Jon said he came off as a down to earth kind of guy. Jon said he's 75 and he can't believe the position he's in. Jon said that he compared working in London to working here. He said it was an eye opening thing when he came there making big money for Star Trek.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he loved the interview this morning. He said Howard seemed to talk over Patrick a lot. He asked if that's how Howard keeps control over the interview and if it's a new thing or old. Jon said it seemed to take a while to get into a flow. He said Howard wants things moving and keeping people interested. He said Patrick likes to tell his stories at his own pace. He said they're figuring each other out. He said it takes a little while to get that rhythm going. Jon said that Howard's excitement may get in the way at times. He said it Patrick's speech is much more deliberate. He said maybe that's what he was hearing. The caller thanked him for that. He also said he loves it when Gary shows up and tries to get his name in there when he's mentioning the show.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that he has a boss who doesn't like Howard Stern so that helps keep his boss away from him. Jon said he should tell his boss that the rest of them are having fun listening and he should try it. They went to break a short time later.
Jon took a call from a guy who said this Periscope shit really does piss Howard off. He said that he saw Howie that night Howard was on and he was pissed. He said he's heard that Jeff the Drunk is a really intelligent guy off the air. Jon said Howie made a big mistake with the Periscope thing. Gary said Howie likes to try new things and that's what he was doing with that. He said Howard isn't looking to have fun 24/7 though. Jon said that Ronnie was being raked over the coals over that Periscope thing. Jon said Howard was ready to lash out at someone. He said it turned out to be more Howie's thing than Ronnie's.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that Periscope thing is the wildest thing he's ever seen in his life. He said he's smoking about $300 worth of cigarettes a month. Gary asked the caller how long he can watch that stuff. The caller said he can last maybe an hour and a half a day. Jon said that's quality time. He said it's 3 sitcoms in one. Gary said he has seen some of the Periscope but not live. He said he fast forwards through it. He said it's a one camera shoot and the camera never moves. He said he's not sure how long he could watch it and he likes Jeff. He said maybe 5 or 10 minutes. Gary said he thinks he could watch Hanzi for 15 minutes. He said there's something more genuine about Hanzi. He said what you see is what you get with him.
Jon said that Hanzi called in today to talk about writing for the show. Gary said he hasn't written anything for the show. He said maybe when they told him to write some stuff for Jimmy Kimmel that was commissioning him to write. He said that wasn't for the show though.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he was wondering about Howard and the hacking stuff. He said you'd think he'd want to show the hypocrisy. Gary said if you think it's wrong to hack into Chase bank then why isn't it wrong to hack into AshleyMadison.com. He said that you can't get mad over your Target account and not get upset when they hack into AshleyMadison. Gary said he agreed with Howard on that today. Gary said cheating isn't a crime. He said hacking is. He said the cheating may be morally wrong but hacking is illegal. They went to break a short time later.
Jon and Gary spent a little time talking about who they think the best Captain was on Star Trek. Jon said Patrick's voice is just perfect.
Gary said he loved hearing the story about how he got the job on Star Trek and learned about how much money he was going to be making. Jon said it was a really solid interview today.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he wanted to ask Gary what experience he hates being brought up on the show. Gary said he went to a Mets game recently and he saw the first pitches. He said they were pretty bad. He said he can sort of take that but people look to him to find out how he's going to react. He said that can bother him.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he remembers Gary doing the first pitch and he thinks it was all publicity. He said that he's too much of an athlete to let that happen. Gary asked what that got him. The caller said it got him national coverage. Gary said he got into the elevator that next morning and the person turned around and asked if it was all bullshit.
Jon asked Rahsaan what the results of the poll were today. Rahsaan said that the results were third place with 17 percent was Howard making Gary mad. Second place was Orange Juice on the plane. First place was the love tape with 60 percent of the votes. Jon wrapped up the show after that. They were done around 12:05pm.
Howard started the show taking a call. I won't write up this caller's calls anymore. There will be a couple of minutes missing from my rundowns whenever he calls in.
Howard said everyone is an asshole. He said he knows very few assholes. Robin said he just said two different things. Howard said most people are assholes. Howard said his job is to point out what an asshole everyone is. Howard said he's having anxiety attacks lately. He said that he assume that's what he's having. Howard said this happened yesterday. He said he gets so upset with what he sees. He said his heart beats so fast that he can't breathe. He said that he gets knocked out by this. Howard said his psychiatrist has been away for a month and he has to talk to someone. He said he's trying to talk to Beth about it. Howard said he sees what's going on out there.
Howard said he likes Howie Mandel but he doesn't like him putting him on Periscope without asking. Howard said now he's flying in for the gig tonight at America's Got Talent. Howard said he's having anxiety again. Howard said he's not kidding when he says he's going to shove that phone up his ass if he uses it again. Howard said he has to get back to his psychiatrist. Howard said he didn't think he needed him but he does. Howard said he thought he'd be fine but this guy has a way of calming him down. Robin said that she could pretend to be him.
Howard played some audio from Howie Mandel's Periscope. Howie said that he will be doing even more of it if Howard doesn't like it. Howard said JD told him about the hearts thing on Periscope and how it means thank you and i love you. Howard said that he's begging people to give him hearts. Howard said that's pathetic. Howard said it's no wonder he's sick.
Howard said that phone will be up his ass if he uses that thing around him. He said it'll be the first Periscope colonoscopy. Howard said he's sorry to hear that Howie is sick though. He said he's so afraid of germs. Howard said he's the same way. He said he hates it.
Howard said that he has Asian Pete calling a phone sex line too. Howard played that call where they had Pete talking to a woman on a phone sex line and Pete is very hard to understand. He was asking her to do things that she wasn't able to understand. The woman thought he was asking her to do a caterpillar or something. Howard said that these sex workers wait all day for a call. He said they finally get one and they don't give up. Howard said that woman didn't give up.
Howard mentioned that he thinks Robin is in worse shape than he is mentally. Robin said she doesn't think so. Howard asked Fred who is more fucked up. Fred said they both have their issues. Howard said this is good. He asked what he's talking about. Howard asked who has more issues. Fred said he thinks Howard might. Howard said he thinks Robin does. Robin said Howard asked for an opinion and now he's going to argue with him. Fred said Howard has a lot of phobias and he doesn't like doing things. He said he has issues with Howie Mandel and that stuff is harmless crap.
Howard said his rationale is that he's back stage with Howie and he wants to broadcast on Periscope but he can be interesting on his own. He said using anyone else back stage as something then it's not fair. He said he walks by and picks up something that he didn't intend for people to hear then it's wrong. Fred asked if he has done that. Howard said who knows. Fred asked if he has ever asked the producers about that. Howard said he's just going to take the phone and shove it up his ass. Howard said he won't really do that but why is it fucked up that he thinks about other people and he's considerate. Fred said that part is right. He said that he lets it get to him though. Howard said Robin used to stomp on his face. Robin said that was a hundred years ago. Howard said he bets there is still shit going on.
Robin said Howard was upset last week about people drinking coffee. Fred said Howard has a lot of rules. Howard said Fred sees these people who walk around with coffee like it's a baby bottle. Howard said he had his coffee this morning and he drank it in 20 minutes. Howard said he's not going to walk around with it for 2 hours. Fred said he's the same way. Howard said he's not buying that Robin is more together. He said she's fucked up but she hides it well.
Howard said Robin has done all of that crazy stuff like enemas and Ayahuasca. Robin said Howard is a hypochondriac. Howard said Robin puts beads behind her ears and she gets frozen. Robin said she's being open to things and trying not to get sick. Howard said she falls for every snake oil thing out there. Howard said she paid someone to gaze at her. Howard said his name was Brazo the Gazer. Robin said she will check things out but Howard can't even get out of his house or find his way home from there. Howard said Robin can't either. She said he's right. Howard said Robin is more fucked up than he is. Robin said he just wants someone to be sicker than he is. Howard said Howie is. Robin and Fred agreed.
Howard said he has some crazy stuff that Hillary Clinton has been saying. He played some edited clips that they made up of Hillary talking about some wild stuff like shitting in her hand and throwing it into Bill's face. She also said the shit was filled with worms. Howard said Hillary also started in on Sarah Palin. He played one where she called her a cum guzzling slut and things like that. Howard said her poll ratings are going up thanks to that.
Howard said they just told him that everyone on Twitter is saying that he's crazy. Howard said he's really not. He said he's so together but he's not.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if the panic attacks are coming from the coffee. Howard said no because he had them before he started drinking coffee. Howard said it has nothing to do with that. Howard said you can't take that away from him. He said he's enjoying the coffee thing.
Howard said he's happy when he's painting. Robin said she never sees that. Howard said he even starts to beat himself up over that. Howard said he went to Central Park to look at the leaf patterns. He said there's something beautiful about that. Robin said there is. Howard said there's something neurotic about it. Howard said he has to get it done or he's in a panic. Robin said she declares herself less fucked up than him. Howard said he recognizes what's wrong with him but Robin doesn't recognize what's wrong with her. She said she's the one who is most self aware. Howard said she's not.
Gary came in so Robin told him not to get into this. Gary said he's not. Howard asked Gary if he saw anything when he was at his house. Gary said it was very normal actually. He said that he was there for a weekend. Gary said he'd like to do a People's Court with witnesses. Howard said Dr. Drew Pinsky was there and he said he was less wacky than Robin. Robin said that quack wanted to applaud Howard for being in therapy. Robin said Howard is a mess now stop it.
Howard asked Gary about being at his house. Gary said it was all very normal. He said he had a good time with them. Howard said he did. Robin said Howard can act normal but it's what's underneath. Howard said he had Gary and some friends over. He said he had Louis C.K. over and he thought he was normal. Robin said she has witnesses she could put on the stand. Robin said she could put Toni Coburn and Alison Norris up on the stand about her. Howard said that Alison told him that she thought Robin was psychotic. Fred said he never heard that.
Howard said Robin has him when she says that he can't do anything on his own. Howard said everyone is afraid of Robin too. Robin asked who is afraid of her. Howard said everyone is. Howard said when she gets crazy they have to head for the hills. Gary said Robin has done some scary things in the past and he's just waiting for that Robin to return. He said it doesn't happen often but she does return once in a while.
Howard said now that he's talked about this on the air he leaned that Jessica Alba has a line of products that are all natural. He said he may have to start using those. Howard said a friend of his wife's told her about it and then Beth had to hear about his ass wiping stuff. Howard said he's not sure what the Jessica Alba things are called but they're all natural. Howard said the Preparation H stuff might be good too. Howard said he's not sure how many of these things he has to order. The caller said the Preparation H stuff is rough.
Howard said he puts those baby wipes up his ass and digs in. He said he pulls out all kinds of things. Robin said she rests her case. Howard said Robin was shooting coffee in her ass. He said that she's just as nuts. Howard said he has no hemorrhoids. He said he's clean as a whistle back there.
Howard took a call from a guy who claimed to be a life coach. Howard quickly found out that he wasn't a life coach and let him go.
Howard said Benjy just found some information on the Jessica Alba wipes. Benjy said they do have chemicals but they do appear to be natural. Benjy said they explain what they are. Howard asked what Jessica Alba knows about this stuff. He said she's an actress. Howard had some audio of Evil Dave saying some of the names of the chemicals in the wipes. Howard said he was going to go with the Jessica Alba stuff but maybe that woman who told his wife about it has a stake in the game. Howard said Jessica Alba is a hot chick so what does she know about baby wipes? Robin said that he could use soap and water. Howard said he could but who has time for that. Howard said you get all wet and have to use a towel. Howard said Bubba the Love Sponge used to have a woman who would help him wipe his ass when he was 400 pounds. Howard said if you find a woman who helps with that you never leave her. Howard said he doesn't think Beth would do that.
Howard took a call from a guy who was very hard to understand because he was on a Speakerphone. Howard asked him what he can do for him. The caller asked if he's excited about seeing Wesley Snipes on TV after being in prison. Howard said no. Howard said great for him for paying his debt to society but he's not excited about it. Howard asked if that's his best question. The caller said he also wanted to ask about Brian Austin Green getting alimony payments from Megan Fox. Howard said that's more like it. Howard said that she was in Transformers and bitching about it. Howard said that was her one stupid job. Howard said she's an attractive girl but not an actress. Howard said Benjy was better in Sharknado than she was in Transformers.
Robin said Brian Austin Green has vertigo so that's why he can't work and needs support. Howard said that's so lame. Howard wondered what happened there. He wondered if she woke up and thought that she could do better or did Brian wake up and think he could do better. Robin said that Brian was in an accident last December and he wasn't able to work since then. Howard told Gary to call America's Got Talent and tell them he has vertigo.
The caller also mentioned Bubba and thanked him for the shout out. Howard said that story Bubba told about his girlfriend helping him wipe his ass was great. He said that is love. Howard said Bubba has experienced real love. Howard said just imagine how much shit would be on that towel. He said you can't save the towel. Robin said they say that Megan and Brian didn't sign a pre-nup when they got married.
Howard played another clip of a woman talking about an awful smell coming from a girl and she had remembered she had a sponge up there for two weeks. Howard asked how you forget that.
Howard said he'll never understand the vagina. Robin said she's heard of women forgetting tampons. Howard said that's disgusting. Robin said she had a friend who told her that she forgot the tampon and had sex with it up there. Robin said the guy figured it out.
Howard said he has another gross story. He played the clip where this porn star was talking about licking a girl's vagina when a guy was giving her anal. She said she had her face down there and the chick had shit come down on to her face. Howard was grossed out and told Benjy to stop touching himself over there. Howard asked if everyone is enjoying their breakfast.
Howard played another clip of a porn star talking about another girl's asshole bleeding and how she put Vaseline on it. Howard said there's a lot that can go wrong down there. Howard said he'd go to the doctor if his asshole was bleeding.
Howard said he has another couple of clips. Howard said he heard that Ronnie is laughing hard at these clips. Howard said let's get him in there. Howard had Ronnie come in and asked what he's laughing at. Ronnie came in laughing. He said that shit story was the best.
Howard asked if Ronnie has had any experiences like that. Ronnie said he had one of those bad smell stories. He said that pussy really stunk. He said that he fought through it though. Howard said he did a porno years ago and the girl's pussy ripped and he had to put it back on.
Howard played a clip of a porn star talking about doing a scene with this guy Rocco and how he made her throw up on this other girl's face. She said that the other woman started making out with her. She said that Rocco meant for her to just spit on the other girl, not throw up on her.
Gary said that Rocco guy is Sal's favorite porn star. Gary said Sal is always showing this one clip of Rocco shoving a woman's head into a toilet while he's fucking her. Ronnie got a laugh out of that. Howard said he wouldn't want to see that but Sal loves it. Ronnie said that's too crazy even for him.
Howard played another clip of a porn star talking about this girl pushing hard during a douching and shitting. Ronnie said Howie Mandel should do that on Periscope. Howard said he was finding these humorless but Ronnie found it. Howard said he's making him laugh.
Fred did his impression of Ronnie laughing at all of this stuff. He had him explaining what he was hearing and laughing in the middle of it. Howard said Ronnie has a good time. Ronnie said he does. He said it's a good time. Howard asked who is crazier, him, Robin or Ronnie. Robin said Ronnie. Ronnie said Howard is the one who is the most fucked up. He said he'd love to throw Robin under the bus but Howard is the fucked up one. He said Robin will go out and do things. He said if he talks about a race car Howard hates it. He said he won't even try something to see if he likes it. Howard said he has tried racing a car and he didn't like it. He said he's like Beetlejuice. He knows what he knows.
Ronnie said that Howard will smash something if it doesn't work. He said it'll never work if he smashes it. Howard said Ronnie is nuts too. He said he cuts people off in the car. He said no one cuts Ronnie off, he cuts everyone off. Howard said he's his customer and he has him rolling in the back of the car. He said then he slams on the brake. Howard said if he puts the divider up he gets even angrier. Howard told him to get out of there.
Howard and Robin started telling each other how fucked up they were. Howard said Ronnie came up with the wrong answer. He asked who pays him. Ronnie said he's being honest. He said he's not wrong. Ronnie said he knows he's fucked up too. Howard played some clips of Ronnie giving sex tips. Howard let him go and went to break a short time later.
Howard asked if Robin is excited to talk to Cookie Monster because he's going to HBO. Robin said no. Howard said he isn't either. Howard took the call and said that this is the worst impression ever after talking to him for a second.
Howard said Sesame Street is moving to HBO. Howard said they need funds because they're on public TV. Howard said the right wing nuts are upset about it moving to HBO but also want to cut funding to public TV. Howard said HBO is going to air the shows and give them to PBS later. Robin asked who this is. Howard said he'll tell her later.
Howard asked Cookie Monster if the show is going to be dirtier now. Cookie Monster said it will be. Robin said now he sounds Asian. Howard said this guy begged him to be on. Howard said he told Will it wasn't funny. Howard said Cookie Monster is actually Yucko. Howard said he's not sticking to the script. Yucko said he is. Howard asked what he's on. Yucko broke out of character a couple of times. Howard gave him a few chances to stick to the script. Howard said he knew this bit wouldn't work. Howard said it's not a funny impression and it's not going to work.
Howard asked Yucko what's going on. Yucko read another line and Howard wished him good luck. Howard said Yucko is a good character. Yucko said he's not Dustin Hoffman. He said he has to do what he can. Howard asked how things are going. Yucko said it's going good. He said he has some pilots. Howard asked if he's getting laid. Yucko said not since the last Comic-Con. Howard said he was on a roll with Brickleberry but then his girlfriend left him. He said he had this idea to become Cookie Monster and it leads to nothing.
Howard said that he's going to give him another shot. He let him read another joke but it wasn't going over so well so Howard asked if he had any plugs. Yucko said he's got nothing to plug. Howard said he knew this wasn't going to work. He told the guys that. Howard said he's going to take a break and go yell at someone. They went to break after that.
Howard said he was watching the Teen Choice Awards. He asked Robin if she watched. Robin said she hasn't watched it yet. Howard said here was also a Miss Hooters pageant too. Howard said he has to play the Teen Choice Awards first. Howard said each celebrity who comes out says two things. They first say that everyone should follow their dreams. Howard said that's the message that everyone has. Howard said some say it spontaneously but some say it off a teleprompter. Howard said not everyone can follow their dream. Howard said he wanted to be in Cream. He said if he did that his life would be a disaster. Howard said you have to have the skills for your dream.
Howard said he has a clip this guy from Empire talking to the kids about following their dreams and ''be who you are.'' Howard said some people should be better than that. Howard said that was his message. Howard said then Britney Spears got up and did the follow your dream thing. Howard played audio of Britney telling the kids to just be themselves.
Howard said he has a clip of a girl named Chloe Lukasiak telling the kids to do what they want and prove people wrong. Howard said everyone told him not to be on radio and he proved them wrong but how often does that happen. Howard said this advice is the worst. He said you have to take a good look at yourself and figure it out.
Howard played a clip of Wiz Khalifa telling the teens to follow their dreams. Robin said they do the same thing at the Kid's choice awards. Howard said the trifecta is to tell the kids how fucked up you are. He said that's what Nina Dobrev from the Vampire Diaries did. Howard played that clip next.
Howard played another clip of a guy telling the teens that they'll get through their struggle and there's nothing you can't do. Howard said that he can't fly. He played another clip of a girl at the Teen Choice Awards telling kids that there are no limits to what they can do. Howard said her name is Bethany Mota. Fred said she's huge. He said she makes like half a million a year doing YouTube videos. He said she's gotten some fashion deals from that too. He said he hears these names from his daughter.
Howard said that they don't invite him to these shows because he's not that uplifting. Howard said his dream was to look like Brad Pitt and look what happened. He said it went horribly wrong. Robin said this is better than putting people down.
Howard said they sent Benjy to a convention in 2004 and they were talking about abortion. Benjy asked if the fetus is gay and the guy got all upset with Benjy. Howard played that old clip. Benjy asked the guy what he'd do if the fetus was gay. The guy didn't get what he was asking. He said it's not possible for a fetus to be gay. Benjy kept asking and the guy kept saying that doesn't happen. The guy told him to ask another question and he'll roundhouse him. Benjy asked another one but the guy didn't do anything.
Howard said people want to be interviewed. He said they went up to people randomly and told them that Central Park will be turned into a homeless housing project and one guy said he has heard that. Howard played the clip of the guy talking about what a good idea it is and how he had heard the story. Other people were commenting on it saying it's a good idea. Howard said that's why people are in the mood to kick people out of the country.
Howard said they went out and asked what people think about Elmo being turned into a transgender character on Sesame Street. Howard said people commented on that. He played some clips and some people thought it was a good idea and some didn't.
Howard said they had Angry Alice call a political show. Howard said the show was kind of angry too. He said they can't handle Angry Alice. Howard played the clip and they had clips of Alice telling the host of the show what she thinks about the Hispanics in the country. They were hanging in with her for a short time until she started to curse and throw out racial slurs.
Wolfie asked about Jason or Scott. Howard said they're still talking about Benjy's loose skin. Howard played a couple of song parodies about Benjy's loose skin.
Howard said Jason might look odd. He said Jon Hein looks like he'd look odd naked too. He said Gary has gotten heavy as well. Howard said he'd bet Will looks good. He said he's the best looking guy on the staff but even he's getting long in the tooth. He said he's sure JD looks horrendous. JD said he's not horrendous. Howard said JD sits around on his ass all day. JD told him to shut up. Howard said JD probably has a worse ass than he does. Howard told him to come in there and pull down his pants. JD laughed and said no.
Howard said Will probably looks the best. He said Memet looks pretty good. Howard said there are some young guys there who people don't even know who probably look good. Howard asked Memet what he is. He said he heard that's not even his first name. Memet came in and said he's white. Howard asked what kind of name that is. Memet said his dad is half Turkish so he stuck him with the name. He said his dad's name is John. Memet said his first name is Adrian. He said that they're both horrible. He said ever since he was a baby they've called him by his middle name. Memet said he hates both names. Howard said Memet is in really good shape. He asked if he's still banging girls on Tinder. Memet said it's been a while. He said he had a couple of bad experiences on there. He said he had some bad dates. Howard asked what a bad date is. Memet said the date was so bad it ended in a hand shake. Howard said he thought Tinder was all about hooking up sexually. Memet said you usually hook up. He said this girl just wasn't into him. Howard asked if she was hot. Memet said she was. He said that shook him up though. He said he was getting flop sweat sitting across from her. He said she immediately didn't seem to be into him. Howard asked how much better she expects to get on Tinder. Memet said he's taking a break from Tinder for a while.
Memet said he met this girl on Tinder and they talked for a little bit. It turns out she was married and they went straight to an apartment. Howard said he heard that he gets filthy text messages from girls. Memet said he does. He said that the married girls are crazy. He said they usually put it right out there. Howard asked if the married girls are more sexual than the single ones. Memet said he felt odd after doing it with that married chick. Howard asked if they say crazy shit like 'fuck me in the ass.'' Memet said they do.
Howard said Tinder sounds like a wild thing. Howard said it's hard to hit on people and for a guy to go up to a girl you need confidence. Memet said he grew up with big glasses and crooked teeth. Howard said he turned into a swan though. Howard said he was an ugly duckling and he got even uglier.
Howard said JD can't get laid on Tinder either. JD said he would say hello on Tinder and they wouldn't even respond. He said you can message them on the app and they won't write back. Howard asked if he gets pissed at guys like Memet. JD said he did but he's very happy right now so he doesn't care. Howard asked if he got any action at all. JD said he got some women who were interested but it never went beyond messaging.
Memet said when he started there JD seemed to have an issue with him. JD said he's not good with people when he first meets them. Howard said he heard JD was upset when Steve Brandano was getting action on Tinder. JD laughed. Howard said that Steve has a rap and that's why he can get chicks. He said he's kind of cute too. Howard said he has no rap himself. Robin thought he did. Howard said he wasn't good looking and he's a horrible person to hang with. He said he must have been miserable.
Howard asked Steve Brandano to come in. Steve came in and Howard asked if he can get laid on Tinder. Steve said it was easy on Tinder. He said now there's the reverse effect. He said now girls in bars are happy if you go up and talk to them. He said they're just glad it's not online. Howard said that Steve is kind of cute. Steve said he's 30 and he has a job so that's all you need. He said he got off of Tinder. He said he can get laid being out and about now as long as you have a job. Howard asked how often he got laid. Steve said out of 20 he'd get a hit. Howard said god bless you. Steve said some of his thing was that he'd go out and not try to F-her. He said you'd get laid the second time. Memet said he always tried the first time. He said he was afraid they wouldn't go out a second time.
Howard asked Steve if he lied about what he did for a living. Steve said nope. He said that actually helped. Howard asked if Steve or Adrian gets laid more. Steve might be getting laid the most. Memet is off Tinder and taking it easy.
Howard wondered who is getting laid the most there. Gary said if Howard is getting it more than twice a week he's probably getting it more than the other guys there. Howard said when he was single he was getting laid two times a day at times. He said it was crazy.
Howard asked Fred how often he gets laid. Fred said it's about once a week. Howard said that he's been married 21 years too. Fred said they've been together since 1987. Memet asked if it gets boring. Fred said not for him.
Howard asked Memet if he wants to be Adrian or Memet. Memet said he's been called Memet since he was a kid. Howard let him go and wondered how long Tinder has been around. Robin said it's been a couple of years.
Howard said that he just hung up on Wolfie. He said he didn't mean to. He said he went to Naked Beerfest. Howard said it's crazy. Howard took a call from a guy who said he was on Tinder a couple of years ago and he was supposed to hang out with her. He said that she told him to come over to her place. He said he got a text message from her saying pick up Chicken McNuggets. He said he did that. The caller said he gets there and the girl wolfs down the McNuggets. He said she pours him a glass of wine and they're watching the movie Powder. He said that was weird too. Then the girl says that she says she's not sure if she's going to fuck him. He said he took his clothes off and got into her bed. He said she comes in and crawls on top of him. He said she's got her arms wrapped around him. He said then she passes out and rips the hugest fart. Howard said he's not sure how these guys are doing this and not worrying about getting into a bad situation.
Howard said it must cost a fortune to run Tinder. He asked how they monetize that. The caller said they have ads in it. Howard said he hates ads on the internet. He said the only time he sees commercials is on YouTube. The caller said he can get an ad blocker. Howard said he didn't know that. Robin didn't either. Gary said he's been using that for a long time. Gary said it's easy to download. Howard told Gary to contact his IT person and tell him about that. Howard said he has two IT people who should be telling him about that kind of stuff. Howard said Gary should have told him too. Gary said he has had it for like 6-8 months ago and he tried it. He said it works great. Gary said he already sent a note to his people. Howard said he has Techno Beaver there and he's not telling him about that stuff. Howard said Gary thought the iPad was ''a bit of a stumble'' for Apple. Gary said like Howard's never wrong about anything. Howard said that was a big stumble for Gary. Howard said he doesn't go around pretending to be an expert on technology. Gary said Howard thinks he's an expert at everything. Howard said he is an expert in some things but not technology.
Gary came into the studio and Howard said he really should tell him about this stuff like the ad blocker. Gary said he thought he knew about it. Howard said he's Techno Beaver. Gary said the thing he's liking now is this thing called Amazon Echo. He said it's sort of like Siri. He said you can ask it questions. He said you can tell it to play music and it odes it automatically. Gary said this thing is called Alexa. He said you can tell it to play a song and it'll do that. He said that you can ask it questions and it'll give you an answer. He said they asked Alexa who High Pitch Eric was and it had an answer. Then they asked it who Gary Dell'Abate is and it didn't know. Gary said that he has his in the kitchen and he can yell out a question and it understands him. He said he really likes it.
Howard asked how much Gary is getting laid. Gary said it happens in spurts. Howard said that he must have gotten laid at his house. Gary said he did. He said that's the main reason for going there. Howard said Gary and his wife were up really late with Louis C.K.. Howard said he was miserable. He said he stayed up late too. Howard said he tried to sneak off but he couldn't.
Robin said she once ran into Howard who had already gone to bed. Gary said Howard usually goes to bed at like 9:40. Howard said he likes getting up early. He said he loves it. Gary said that's what Howard likes. Howard said that's what everyone should like. Robin said that's where he's off the rails. Robin said that he's right and everyone else is wrong. Howard said his kids wanted to stay up late and he didn't get that. Gary said sometimes it's just fun.
Howard said Gary can't get enough conversation. He said he can't stop talking. Howard said he never realized how bad it was. Gary said Howard said something early on and said he has the gift of gab. Howard said he just goes on and on. He said it's like a hobby. Howard said it's fun for about a half hour. Gary said it's fun for him.
Gary said Robin is overly adventurous. He said Howard is the opposite and he doesn't want to go anywhere. Howard asked what he talks to Robin about for a half hour. Robin said that it's a bonding thing. Howard asked if Gary banged his wife both nights he was at his house. Gary said he did. Howard said good for you. He said no wonder Mary came down all relaxed.
Howard asked Gary if he flushed the rubber down the toilet. Gary said he doesn't want to get into it. He said he just left it wrapped up in the garbage. Howard said a lot of people flush it. Howard said it's disgusting. Howard said he's had people do terrible things there. Howard said he has a friend who came over and spray tanned themselves and left shit all over the walls from the Spray Tan. Howard said that's crazy.
Gary asked if Howard has a phobia about physical stuff. Howard said he did all of that as a kid. Gary asked if he would jump out of a plane. Howard said no. Gary said he wouldn't either. Robin said Howard thought that she was crazy when she rode a horse. Howard said he rode horses. Robin said she's jumped waves on a wave runner. Howard said he has driven one but didn't jump waves.
Gary said Howard worries a lot about health things. Gary said that Howard has issues with the coffee stick. Howard said he gets the Starbucks and they have a thing there at Starbucks that goes in the container. It's a stirrer. He said he asked for a piece of wood instead of plastic because the plastic is melting into the coffee. Howard said that it has to be melting in there. Fred said he read that coffee is between 195-205 degrees but they say plastic can take more than 212 degrees. He said there is only one plastic that melts lower. He said that's not the same plastic. Howard said he just zoned out about shaving before America's Got Talent. Howard said he thought about keeping some growth on his face. He said he can't believe he has to work tonight.
Robin said Howard can't even make a decision. Howard said he makes them all day for this show. Howard said he has to plan his day. Gary said he does make a lot. Howard said he had to think through the whole America's Got Talent thing. He said this year he quit. Robin said that's because he made the wrong decision last year. Gary said he was shocked he did it this year. Howard said he was too. He said he wonders if they're going to acknowledge that he's leaving. Gary said maybe they'll wait until the last show.
Howard said he'd like to thank Nick and the staff there. Robin asked if they did for Piers Morgan. Howard said he might just do it anyway. Howard said the show isn't about him leaving. He said he's just a judge on the show. Howard said maybe he'll say goodbye on Howie's Periscope to his 5 viewers.
Howard said he was going to do Naked Beerfest but he has to take a break. He said that he has to work. Wolfie said he can work while he talks to him. Howard said that he saw Wolfie at America's Got Talent the other night and he went up and said hi to him and let his son hit the buzzer but the buzzer didn't work. Howard said his son doesn't think he's his favorite judge. Howard said he should have had the kid kicked out. Wolfie said he had a really good time there. Howard said it was nice seeing him there. Howard asked if that was his wife with him. Wolfie said it was. He said he's met her before. Howard said he didn't remember that. Robin said that's another problem Howard has. Howard said Robin does too. Howard let Wolfie go and said they'll do the Naked Beerfest thing some other time. Wolfie said he can wait. He said he won't get in trouble if he stays on the phone.
Howard asked Wolfie what he does. Wolfie said he's told him a bunch of times. He said he's in account management. Howard said imagine this guy is managing your account and he's doing this stuff too. Howard told him to hang on if he can. He said he has to take a break.
Robin said there's one act she loves but she wonders about. She said it's the regurgitator guy. Howard said he thinks he'll do well. Howard said Heidi loves that guy too. Howard said he's a great performer. Howard said they had him on their channel 9 TV show many ears ago. Robin said he's still trying to make it. Howard said he's got no teeth. He said it's very British.
Howard said there are a few people he has to spell it out for tonight. Howard said sometimes they hit the stage and do great though. He said he tries not to be too judgmental before. Howard said there's one guy who can win the whole thing if he keeps doing good acts. Howard said he's that good. Robin said she's not sure who he's thinking of. Howard said he wonders if it would be inappropriate for him to say. Robin said he might as well. Howard said he had to get rid of the group he gave the golden buzzer to. He said that it was tough. Howard said he has to be true to what he thought. He said he ran into Freckled Sky back stage and the girl was really upset. Howard said he talked to them and he thinks they'll be alright. Howard said they could be saved because they have that coming up too.
Howard said his parents love the show. He said he was talking to his mother last night about the show. He said she asked if she was going to like tonight's show. Howard did his parent's voices and had them talking about America's Got Talent with him. Howard said he doesn't really want to discuss this with his mother. Howard said they can't sway him though. He said he's pretty definite about what he likes. Howard said his mother says ''Listen...'' before everything she says. He said he thinks he's listened plenty.
Howard said the Hooters pageant was weird. He said they ask personality questions and all of that. Howard played a clip of a guy asking one of the contestants how she'd describe Hooters to someone who hadn't been there. She said it's like a hurricane of happiness. Howard played another clip of a judge asking a question about what cause she's passionate about after talking about Hooters donating to breast cancer research. The contestant talked about wanting to be able to help people who suffer from blindness.
Howard said that's a pretty cool pageant. Howard said Miss Teen USA has the stupidest contestants. Howard played a clip from the Miss Teen USA pageant where a contestant was rambling about helping other countries and not making much sense about it.
Howard said he has another Hooters pageant clip. He played that one where the contestant was about to be asked a question. Howard said he has to get out of this because he's getting nauseous. Howard wondered where that aired. JD said it was on FOX Sports 1. Howard said someone back there in the office said the wings there aren't very good. Gary said it's Will.
Will came in and said that they do the full chicken wing there and they're very breaded and it's gross. He said it's way overrated. He said it's just fore creepy old guys to feel up chicks. Howard said you can't touch the chicks there. Will said you're not supposed to. Gary said a lot of guys take pictures and they get very huggy.
Howard said he has to get to Wolfie. He said he went to Naked Beerfest. Howard said the clips aren't that great but they're selling tickets to this place where you have to be naked to drink beer. Wolfie said it's a nudist camp where they have this Beerfest. Howard asked if Wolfie had to be naked. Wolfie said he declined to be naked. He said he was the only one with clothes on. He said it was strange and it smelled weird. He said it was supposed to be outdoor event but it was inside because of the weather. Wolfie said the guys had small penises too. Howard said he doesn't get that either. He said clothes are the only thing keeping him from that embarrassment.
Howard said he found a nudist magazine when he was like 9. He said the people weren't attractive but he still jerked off to it. Howard said he ditched it in his sister's doll house.
Howard played some of the interviews that Wolfie did with people at the naked Beerfest. Wolfie asked one guy about what happens if someone gets a boner. The guy said they can get kicked out. Howard said he can't imagine what that must be like. Howard played a clip where Wolfie asked a woman if she has ever had poison ivy on her vagina. She said she's had it everywhere. Howard asked if she was hot. Wolfie said she was average. Howard said he can't fathom this.
Howard asked if Wolfie stares at the chick's tits. Wolfie said he tries not to. Howard played another clip of a girl talking about what they do if someone gets toilet paper stuck in their ass. She said you might offer to help them out. Howard asked who would get toilet paper stuck in their ass.
Howard said that woman sounded like Tan Mom. Howard said they asked some of the Wack Pack about their summer and Tan Mom talked about her's. Howard played the audio and Tan Mom said she was doing some shows and got ripped off. Howard wondered what shows she was doing. She also talked about firing her people. Howard said he wonders who she's firing. High Pitch Eric went to a New Kids on the Block concert and Donnie saw him there. Howard played Angry Alice talking about how miserable her summer has been. She said the sun is evil. She said it burns your skin. Howard said it keeps you alive.
Howard said they asked Big Foot how his summer was. In the clip Big Foot kept saying ''Seriously'' while he was talking about his summer of walking around. Howard said that's how he spends every season.
Howard got back to Naked Beerfest. Wolfie asked a guy about what he's seen there. The guy said he's seen sexual acts out in the open.
Howard asked if they wear shoes. Wolfie said it's mostly sandals. Howard said that's a good look. Howard asked if the women wear sandals that go up to their knee. Wolfie said he didn't see any of those. Howard asked if they're shaved. Wolfie said no. He said some of the guys have big bellies and it's just disgusting. Howard asked why anyone would want to do that. Howard said he doesn't even walk around his house naked. He said even when he's home alone he won't do that. He said it never occurs to him. He said that he has to put on a shirt when he walks by a mirror so he doesn't have to see himself. They went to break after that.
Gary came in and said that it was Bo Biden's dying wish for his dad to run for president. Howard said that's an emotional reason and you really have to be up for the gig. Gary said people don't love Hillary. Howard said he does. Gary said a lot of people don't. Howard said he thinks Biden would take votes from Bernie Sanders. Howard said he was watching Jeb Bush speaking Spanish and he seems to be better with that than with English.
Howard read some email about the Beetlejuice game and people really liked it. Howard said some people think Hanzi should be banned like Bobo. Howard said Bobo will be back soon. Howard said he has some songs about Bobo. He said people are passionate about that guy. He played one from Psyche and another one from someone he didn't identify. Howard said they have to let Bobo back on. He said maybe he'll have a revelation that he doesn't have to call in though.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked what he would do if Beth's name showed up on the Ashley Madison list. Howard said he'd have to get a divorce. Howard said guys are claiming they just got on because of curiosity. Howard said when you look like Beth you don't have to be on Ashley Madison. He said it's probably just a bunch of ugly people. Robin said there are married women who want to be discrete. Robin said they don't want to ruin their marriage.
Howard said he read that two guys killed themselves after the hack. Robin said she read that too. Howard said you don't have to kill yourself. He said that's fucking crazy. He said that's lights out permanently.
Howard had Robin start her news. He played her in with a song parody about her A-hole. Howard asked who that is. Fred said the person calls himself Hot Garbage.
Robin started her news with a story about how many glasses of water you should drink. Howard said they recommend too much. Robin said 8 a day has no scientific basis. Howard said it's good if you're on a diet. Howard said you can trick yourself into thinking you're full. Robin said she tried that 8 glass a day and she had to go to the bathroom often.
Howard said that Monotone Matt is on the phone and his wife passed away. Matt said she passed away about a week ago. He said she was a little person. Howard asked if she was a dwarf or a midget. Matt said she was a little person. He said she wasn't a dwarf. Howard said he's sorry to hear she died. Matt thanked him for that. Robin asked if he's going to go on Tinder now. Matt laughed. He said he never wants to be in a relationship again. Howard said his wife wasn't even into him. Matt said she loved him. He said she still talks to him after she passed away. He said she was so fucked up physically.
Howard said Matt sounds pretty charged up for losing his wife. Matt said she still talks to him in his head all the time. Howard said they call that ''Crazy.'' Matt said it's not. Howard said he was checking up on him and there's a GoFundMe for him. He asked what that's about. Matt said someone started that to help him get on his feet. He said he has nothing going on right now.
Howard asked how she passed away. Matt said her heart gave out. He said her heart calcified. He said she was in the ICU at the University of Chicago.
Howard said the GoFundMe raised $630. Howard said that's about $630 more than he thought it would. Howard said the goal was 5,000. Howard asked if he has a job. Matt said he was paid to take care of her in California but he didn't in Chicago. He said that he had to move to Chicago to get her help. Howard said he thinks that's a pretty cool gig to be able to get paid to take care of your wife.
Howard asked what Giggles is saying to him in his head. Matt said she tells him not to feel bad and that she's not suffering anymore. Howard asked if he has beaten off since she died. Matt said he has. Howard said it's convenient that she's forgiving him for everything that he did. Howard said maybe that's just Matt making that stuff up. Matt said he's really not. He said that Giggles is getting cremated and he had a light flashing on and off in his house when he thought about making out with another girl. He said she was telling him not to do it. Howard said maybe she was telling him he should go ahead and do it. Matt said he doesn't know. Howard said he must not be able to wait to fuck someone else. Howard asked if he lights are flashing now. Matt said no. Howard said she must approve of this then.
Howard asked if his wife is in heaven. Matt said it's like she's everywhere. He said that she's with her dog now. Howard asked if Matt is going to get into another relationship. Matt said he doesn't know what he's going to do. Howard said maybe they should call him Playboy Matt now. He said he's going to be trying to get laid. Matt said he's been getting drunk every night to deal with this. He said that he is usually sober... sometimes. Howard said he makes no money but he has money for alcohol. Matt said he has some money from the family. He said it's only $6.40 to drink cheap beer. Howard said he's sorry for his loss. He asked when the funeral was. Matt said it was last Saturday. Howard asked when she was cremated. Matt said he thinks it's today. Howard said that seems like a long time to lay around. Howard said it's like Casey Kasem. Matt said that freaked him out too.
Howard asked what he's going to do with the ashes. Matt said that he has an urn for the ashes. He also has a heart with a paw print in it that he'll wear. Howard asked if he'll take that off when he bangs chicks. Matt said he'll take it off. Howard said he's sorry for his grief. Howard let Matt go after that. He said that he didn't know how bad things were for her.
Robin got back to her news and had Howard play a clip of a Calvin Harris song. Robin said he's the highest paid DJ in the world. Robin said that he's also dating Taylor Swift. Robin said he topped $66 million this year. Howard said for that shit. He replayed the song. Howard asked if this is what Gary's son is doing. Gary said he is. Howard said he should stick with it then. Howard said look at this guy. Gary said that he is making his own music. Howard said that's smart. Robin read about some of the other people on the list and had Howard play some of their music.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that Bobo contacted Wolfie and he thinks that's a violation. Howard said he's not sure Wolfie is staff. Howard asked if that's a violation. Gary said he is not staff but he is a freelancer. Gary said Ralph has to decide. Howard said Ralph is the probation officer. He said he's the judge. Ralph said he thinks that he has to extend his time by a day. Howard said he's going to look into what he told Bobo and see if that is a violation. Howard told Ralph he did a good job there.
Howard said he doesn't get the EDM thing. Robin said JD was into that. JD said he does like some of it.
Robin read a story about Consumer Reports testing ground beef and finding that all of it contained fecal bacteria. Howard said he got off of red meat, chicken and turkey. Howard said of course it's going to have fecal matter in it. Howard said it's dead animal. Robin said they say that all ground beef is suspicious. Howard said it can't be good for you. He said not the way they kill stuff. Howard said if that doesn't make you lose your appetite... Howard said he just looks at Benjy to lose his appetite. Fred said he still eats steak. Howard asked Benjy if he does. Benjy said he does but he feels bad about it. Robin said that's nice. Howard said Jon Hein eats nothing but beef.
Robin read about Jon Stewart working on the WWE Summerslam special. Howard said he is baffled by that whole thing. He said JD showed it to him this morning and he doesn't get it. Howard said it looks awkward. Howard said it was a weird decision of his. Howard said if he can get him back in here he wants to talk to him about that. Robin said last night John Cena got back at Jon Stewart and threw him in the ring. Howard said Jon was trying to sound like a wrestler. Howard said that the WWE keeps asking him to come on the show but that's not his thing. Howard said it was weird that Jon went on the show. Robin said she thought it was a joke that he was going to be on. She never thought he'd appear. She said they say that he's a big fan though. Howard said that it must be like executives who go to a dominatrix. Maybe Jon just needs something really stupid sometimes.
Robin read a story about the heroes from the French train may get a parade. Robin said it was 3 Americans and a British man who took down the gunman. Howard said good for them. Howard thanked the President in France for honoring them. Fred did his French guy for a few seconds. Robin said the parade will be in the hometown of the 3 guys.
Robin said Donald Trump is attacking Megyn Kelly again. This time through Twitter. Robin said that Trump voiced his disapproval that she was back from her vacation. Robin said Trump suggested that she take another vacation. Howard asked what Trump thinks she is a 8, 9 or a 10. Robin said she's not sure if he has rated her. Howard asked Fred what she is. Fred gave her an 8 but a 9 for a newswoman. Howard said trump is harsh but honest about what he thinks.
Robin read a story about two men with a drone were trying to fly drugs, tobacco and pornography into a prison. Howard asked Gary to call Trump to find out if he'll comment on the Megyn Kelly thing. Gary said he'll do that. Howard said it's like a 30 second thing.
Robin had some audio of Trump talking about how he won't throw a lavish dinner for the Chinese president like Obama is supposed to be doing.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about Fear the Walking Dead. He said he heard it broke all kinds of records. Howard said they had like 10 million viewers. Howard said that he's going to have to watch. He said he heard it's not that good. Robin said it's just the beginning of the infestation. The caller said he hasn't seen it yet. Howard said he loves Sunday night TV. He said he watched Ray Donovan and then The Strain. Howard said he goes to bed early so he can't watch it Sunday. Robin said she watches Ray Donovan on Sunday night. She said The Strain is on too late. Howard said he also watched Falling Skies yesterday. He said Sunday night is such a good night of TV.
Gary came in and said that he spoke to Mr. Trump's assistant and he's busy doing an interview right now. Gary said he should be available around 11:10. Howard said he just needs 30 seconds. Howard said he understands he's busy.
Robin read more about Ben Carson taking on the Black Lives Matter movement. Robin gave Howard some details about what he said on the show he was on.
Robin said that the stock market is wavering. Robin said that stocks fell dramatically yesterday and people are blaming the problems in China for that fallout. Howard said he doesn't understand the stock market but they seem to go through adjustments at times.
Robin read about the man who harbored Rosie O'Donnell's daughter has a lawyer saying that he will be cleared of some of the charges he has over obscene photographs. Robin said they'll have to see what happens.
Robin read about the Parent Television Council having a problem with Miley Cyrus hosting the MTV Video Music Awards. Howard said they used to target them on regular radio. Howard said a lot of sponsors would cave. Howard said they made a lot of money based on their name. Robin had some Miley Cyrus music for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about Bachelor in Paradise. Robin said they announced who the new Bachelor is going to be last night. Robin had some audio of the announcement.
Robin read a story about Kim Kardashian dethroning Beyonce on Instagram. Robin said that Kim has 44 million followers and Beyonce has 43.9 million. Robin said that Kim's sisters are all in the top 10. Robin said Justin Bieber is the only male on the list.
Robin read about 3 male teachers who claim they were harassed by a woman at work. Robin said that the guys claim she harassed and touched them inappropriately at work. Gary came in and said that they were talking about that story and it looks like the guys were wondering if they had to fuck her to keep their jobs. Howard said they should just fuck her then. Howard asked if she's gross. Gary made a noise that sounded like she was. Robin had a clip of one of the guys talking about how she caressed his back while he was teaching a class.
Robin read a story about an Indycar driver who was killed at Pocono Raceway over the weekend. Robin said his car was struck by debris and he was hit in the head. Robin had some audio of the announcement of this guy Justin Wilson was only 37 years old.
Howard said he was bothering him about the Megyn Kelly thing but he doesn't want to answer that. Trump said he'd like to take a pass on that. He said he learns with age. Howard said what he could do is tap on the phone a number. Trump said it's fine. He said FOX has been fine.
Howard asked if he can be a supreme court justice. Trump said Howard is a very good judge. He said he knows Howard very well. He said he's known him for a very long time. He said he's a much different person than people think. He said he's very warm in person. He said then you hear him on radio and he's a total maniac.
Howard told Trump he should open up Camp David so he can report to the public what's really going on in there. Trump said everyone says they're going to do all of this stuff and they end up doing nothing. Trump said he can't let that happen with him. Howard said he already lived the life and he wants to be president because he wants to do something. Trump said that if they do see him slacking then they have to call him and get him to snap out of it.
Howard talked to Trump about Hillary and Trump said he thinks she's damaged by that whole email scandal thing. Trump said he really has to go. He said when he's president he's going to do a great job and take care of the country. Trump said Howard is the best and he really appreciates it. Howard let him go after that. Howard said the guy is on a tear.
Howard said when they get some time with him he wants to get rid of Daylight Saving Time. He said he hates it. He said he hates the change especially for morning radio. Robin said they get more daylight hours though.
Robin said that ISIS is destroying ancient things around the world and they just don't care about that stuff. Howard said that's one reason he hates them. He said he may not go to see that stuff but it's nice to know it's around. He said all they do is destroy things. He said they build nothing and destroy everything. Howard said ISIS came in and beheaded a curator for ancient things.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that she has to be the voice for Bobo. She asked what's going on with that infraction. Howard said he can't imagine talking to Wolfie is a problem. He said he may get a day added. Mariann said he's going to freak. Mariann said that Ralph has to lay off. Howard let her go after that.
Robin read about what's going on with Jimmy Carter. She had some audio of a doctor talking about how you should watch any moles you have on your body. Howard said he gets them all removed.
Gary said he thinks he has some information on Bobo. He said they said he's not allowed to talk to anyone on the show. He said that they said they can't control his social media. Gary said if you invite someone to play a game that's an automatic thing. Howard said he's going to let that slide then.
Robin read more about the mole and cancer thing. Howard said he knew a girl who had a mole on her knee and it ended up turning into cancer and the woman died in her 30s. He said she was the nicest girl in the world too.
Robin read about how Bruce Springsteen's ''Born to Run'' is 40 years old today. They played a Baba Booey song parody to the tune of that song.
Robin read a story about Serena Williams and Drake rekindling their romance. Robin said they were seen out at a restaurant together. Howard said he's not familiar with Drake.
Robin had some One Direction music for Howard to play. Howard said that's hideous music. Robin said the band is saying they're not breaking up but just taking a little break. Howard said he has audio of teenage girls freaking out over their announcement. Howard said if this is your kid then you're fucked. Howard said he had to watch all of these clips. He played some and the girls were crying uncontrollably over the news. Howard said that's what he sounds like when he stays late at America's Got Talent. Howard said it is sort of sweet though. Robin said it is cute. Robin said the parents are taking video and posting it. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Jon asked Brian from Impractical Jokers about what he thinks. Brian said that Robin's issues are that she's adventurous and she has a lot of searching for the external. He said Howard says one thing and then he'll say something directly against it an hour later. He said that he sounds crazy at times.
Jon asked Sal from Impractical Jokers about that. Sal said he feels like as much therapy as Howard gets it doesn't seem to change what's instilled in him from when he was a child. Jon said that Howard goes to therapy but Robin said that she was cured so she doesn't have to go anymore.
Jon took a call from a guy who said Howard has more issues than Robin. He said he pushes things off on Robin and he never compares himself equally to her. He said Robin is always pointing out Howard's issues and that makes him think that Howard has more issues. Jon said Howard is very up front about his issues. He said that he also has the opportunity to bring them up.
Jon took another call from a guy who said that Robin ends up blowing up when you bring up her issues. He said he thinks Howard is more honest with his issues. He said Robin won't talk about her's. He said Howard talks about his more than Robin does. Jon said he agrees that Howard puts more out there.
Jon said he thinks Robin puts a lot of issues out there. Brian said he doesn't think Robin has a lack of awareness. He said she may just be more private. Jon said she has shared a lot. He said she has given more than her share of stuff to the show. Jon said they had to take a break after that.
Gary said he thought about Periscope at a concert and how they can show things that they may not want being shown. Jon said Brian brought up the technology thing and how Gary took the brunt of that toady. Gary said Howard would have forgotten about that stuff if Ralph didn't bring it up to him all the time. He said Ralph has the clip of him saying the iPad was a bit of a stumble on his iPad.
Gary said that Howard and Robin have issues and it's like comparing apples and oranges. He said Robin goes out and does some adventurous things but Howard thinks that leaving your house is putting yourself in physical trouble. Jon said that Robin is trying more stuff than Howard is. Gary said he was saying today that Robin was in such a bad way at one time that has changed. He said that she's changed but it's hard to forget that person you used to know. Jon said that Robin has declared herself cured and you just don't do that. Jon said Howard has been going a long time and he's freaking out that his therapist isn't around.
Brian said he's been going to therapy but he'll take off like 8 months at a time. He said he has never talked out and said ''Done.'' Gary said that he was graduated from his therapy. He said he had issues that he had to deal with and he got through it and he was done. Gary said he was bummed out after his dad died and he went back a couple of times. Jon said Fred came out and said Howard is the one. Gary said he's just not picking sides in this. Gary said he thinks Fred made the politically correct choice. Then he said he thinks he made the right choice.
Jon took a call from a guy who said if you take away the show and their money and he doesn't think Robin could survive. He said Howard would succeed but not Robin. He said if Robin didn't have the money then she might turn to drugs and prostitution. Jon said he doesn't think that's the case.
Jon said he thinks if Howard really needed to know how to get around he could figure it out. He said his lifestyle doesn't need that right now. Jon said that he thinks it's a photo finish between the two. Gary said he thought things were okay there but then Robin said she used to run and she'd envision Howard's face on the ground and that kept her running. He said he found that kind of odd. Gary said that was 30 years ago though. Jon said Howard is 30 years from that time too. They went to break after that.
Jon asked Gary how great it was to get Trump on the phone today. Gary said he knew exactly who to call in his office. He said he would like to see how long it takes them as this goes on. Jon said he's busy doing a ton of press but he made the time to call the show. Gary said he loves Howard. Jon said hopefully he'll continue to call in. Gary said he didn't want to answer that question about Megyn Kelly though.
Jon took a call from a guy who said it was awesome when they got Donald on the show. He asked how Howard is going to fill his time when he retires. Gary said Howard will have to think about that. He said that he won't have that juice of connecting with the audience. Jon said that it's like having a kid. He said you don't know what it's like until you do it. He said he thinks Howard will be fine without a job. Jon gave the caller a $500 prize from Yahoo Fantasy Football.
Jon asked Brian if he thinks Howard will be okay. Brian said he worries more about himself. He said it's going to be a heartbreaking loss when the show ends. He said that he listens to the show every day. He said he listens on his way to and from work. Gary asked if he can listen to the whole show in a day. Brian said not every day but he is able to piece it together. He said the show is a huge part of his day. Sal said that the app was a big help to him. Gary said he knows someone who goes out for a run and they listen to an interview when they run. He said they ran out of interviews but then they started to listen to an interview of someone they didn't think they'd be interested in and they loved it.
Jon took a call from a guy who said his problem with this whole thing is that Howard has a Type A personality and he's able to rein it in and keep it under control. He said that it comes down to Howard having to travel and things like that. Jon asked if he'd call it a tie between the two as far as having issues. The caller said he does.
The guys spent a few more minutes talking about that and then Jon went to Rahsaan for the poll results. Rahsaan said the votes were very close but Howard had 57 percent and Robin had 43. They got in some plugs and ended the show around Noon.
Sal said he has never seen a single Star Trek episode or movie in his life. He asked where he should start. Jon told him to try Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn. Gary didn't know much about Star Trek either so he asked Jon about how many different Star Trek TV shows there were. Jon rattled off a few. He said this is turning into a Star Trek Wrap Up Show.
Jon said last night at America's Got Talent Howie Mandel tried Periscoping Howard during a commercial break and Howard said he was going to shove that thing up his ass. He said he thinks Howie may have pushed it too far this time. Gary said he hasn't seen it yet. He said Howie has nothing left to lose though. Jon said they say there is no such thing as bad press but it's a disrespect thing. He said Howie is a prankster but Howard commands the respect. Howard said on the air that he didn't want to do it. He said some people you can push it with but others you don't mess with. He said when Richard Christy got Howard with his prank it wasn't good. Sal said he thinks Howie's Periscope numbers will spike. Jon said it was Howard telling him to get out of his face but he wasn't able to tell if it was serious or not. Jon had to go to break but he quickly had Rahsaan give the poll information. Rahsaan said they're asking ''What Would Be The Most Annoying Part About Working With Howie Mandel?'' and the choices are:
Gary said he's not sure how this is going to end. He said that maybe Howard smacked it away and he as pissed or maybe they all just laughed.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that he's not participating in the Booey 25 out of respect to Gary. Gary said it's fine. He said he can participate. Brian said there is something about 24 hours of Baba Booey songs that is getting his nipples hard.
The caller said he saw the Howie Mandel Periscope clip and the best part is at the end when Howard smacks the phone out of his hand and you hear Howie saying ''Okay, okay... I'll stop, I'll stop.'' He said it was hilarious. Jon said the thing that was great was that there was going to be an end to it. He said he'd love to see the reaction to it afterward. He said he's sure Howard will talk about it on Monday when he's back.
The caller said when Ike Barinholtz is in studio he's a real fan that can display his knowledge and talk about nuances in the show. He said he's like a good old fashioned superfan. He said he appreciates his appearances when he's in there.
Jon said Gary should talk about how Ike came in. Gary said Ike wanted to do the show and he wanted to play fan trivia against Fred. He said Ike is a well respected writer and actor. He said it all goes out the window when he's near the show. He said he's just so happy when he's there. Gary said he has super deep questions about the show because he's that into it.
Jon said when someone comes on and says they're a fan you can dig in and find out how big a fan they really are. Gary said he saw something on the web yesterday and Sylvester Stallone put an Periscope of his dog and in the back you could hear the Wrap Up Show blaring. Rahsaan was reading the poll results at the time.
Jon asked Sal about when Jimmy Kimmel was on the show. That led to them talking about people who know how to lay back and wait for the right time to cut in. Jon said the best way to play it is to hang back and get into the mix. Gary said some people come in and try to get it all out in 30 minutes.
Gary said when they play Win Fred's Money or Stump the Booey the people who come in to play are so obnoxious. He said they're all brash until they get into the studio. He said then they're stunned by what they're seeing. Gary said there's so much in the studio that you notice in the first 30 seconds. They went to break a short time later.
Jon took a call from a guy who told Gary he just finished his book last week. He said he was surprised by it. He said it should be used as a college text book. He said he expected to hear stories about the show but he didn't know how he was going to find out how hard he worked and how he put himself in great positions to get those jobs. He said he read about how Gary prepared for the job as the traffic boy and did the studying the night before. He said it was great.
Gary said he gets a statement about how many books he sells each year. He said last year he sold like 1000. He said he's proud of what he has accomplished and that the bulk of the book isn't about the show. Jon said he really delved deep in that book. Gary said he thinks his mom prepared him for the show. He said his mom was manic depressive. He said it was scary shit for a kid.
Jon said they played that Richard Christy segment today where they talked about his drinking. Jon said Howard has thought for years that he has a drinking problem. Sal said he has hung out with Richard and he was prepared for a shit show when he hung out with him. He said Richard can handle it. He said he seems more like a beer aficionado. Jon said he's like a wine expert for beer. Gary said they did have to put him in a wheelchair once because he came off a plane so drunk. Gary said he doesn't get hammered every time he goes out but he does get hammered on the weekends. He said he believes that he is a functioning alcoholic. Gary said he doesn't see any problem with it other than his health. He said he believes that it will catch up with him eventually. Jon said that Richard can go a certain time without drinking. He said he thinks if you took it away from him he wouldn't be able to handle it.
Sal said that they have all snuck wine into the movies and pissed in a sink. He asked anyone who hasn't done that to please stand up. No one stood up.
Gary said there have been times when he has gone out to drink and he gets plastered. He said that he could stop for 6 months if he was asked to do that. He doesn't think Richard could do that.
Jon took a call from a woman who said that she thinks Richard is a functioning alcoholic. She said she'd love to know how his liver enzymes are. Jon said he has gone and he's checked out okay. Jon said Richard is an avid runner too so he thinks he's in good health. He said all of that alcohol has to be chipping away at his liver though. The caller said she's shocked that he's as healthy as he is. She said it's crazy he can drink as much as he does. She said she's shocked that he hasn't had to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
Jon said that Robert Downey Jr. was on today. He said that it's one thing to say that you're going to come on the show every time you have something to promote but he actually showed up. Gary said he is one of the nicest guys. He said even for Howard's birthday he emailed him and he called back and talked to him about it. He said he really does love Howard.
Jon asked Rahsaan what the results of the poll are today. Rahsaan said first place was the Constant Threat of Pranks with 41 percent of the votes. The guys spent a little more time talking about pranking and then wrapped up the show. They were done around 11:45am.
Jon said he thought Patrick Stewart was a great interview. He said there was a never ending back and forth about his childhood and how he was always trying to please his dad.
Jon said he has to get to Rahsaan about today's poll. He asked what they have today. Rahsaan said they're asking ''What's Your Favorite Gary Tech Nickname?'' and the choices were:
Rahsaan said he likes Techno Beaver. Jon said it's a tough decision. He said they wanted him to go in a full beaver outfit which he did for Howard TV. He said no one wanted him to do it for any other show. He said he's not sure he would have done it. He said he got really upset with Scott DePace because he was in this outfit and Scott can't hold it in. He said he started laughing at him in the outfit. He said that's probably why he wouldn't do it. Jon asked if he misses being that character. Gary said he likes talking about stuff he likes. He said that he did it for himself. He said you could call it a hobby. He said he only talked about stuff he liked.
Jon said Howard seems to go out of his way to knock his tech knowledge. Gary asked what Howard gives him credit for. Jon said he does say that he's a good producer. Gary said that benefits Howard though. He said if he talks about something he's into then he's not an expert. He said he never claims to be an expert but Howard will never think he is. Gary said he has a good memory and that benefits the show. Rahsaan said Howard said Gary is a good father. Gary said that's true. Jon said Howard is technically challenged himself. He said they were talking about the ad blocker thing and he didn't know about that. Jon said when Howard plays things like the ''It was a bit of a stumble'' he's taking him down a notch. He said maybe he's doing that because Ralph is encouraging it. Gary said that could be. He said that he gets it. Gary said they used to bust Roger Ebert's balls all the time because he gave Godfather or Godfather II only 2.5 stars. He said that he had given 3 stars to a bunch of films that were awful. He said opinions are opinions though.
Jon said Gary is in love with the Amazon Echo. Gary said he could talk to that thing all day long. He said they're going to post some video of him talking to it soon. Jon said they had to take a break after that.
Jon took a call from a guy who said Gary was talking about going to Howard's house as a guest. He asked if he feels self conscious and being a bother when he's there or not. Gary said his wife asked if he thinks Howard invites them just because he has to. Gary said he told her that he thinks Howard likes them as a coupe more than just him as a single guy. He said that he doesn't feel any pressure when he's out there. Gary said he can feel pressure when you're having a conversation and it could end up on radio.
Jon asked if Gary and Howard ever just hang out. Gary said no. He said he and Howard went to dinner once a long time ago. He said he's not sure Howard and Robin have gone out alone lately either. Gary said he and Jon haven't even gone out together alone lately.
Jon said he was thinking about Howard and Gary and if there's anything that Howard has praised Gary for that doesn't benefit Howard. He asked the audience to think about that and call in.
Gary said there's a lot of ball breaking there in the office. He said he thinks for him the knee jerk reaction is to see him and fuck with him.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked about Howard possibly leaving Sirius and who the top people would be that he'd like to get for Howard before he leaves. Gary said he wrote a blog on Howard's web site about Bruce Springsteen's 40th anniversary for ''Born to Run'' and he thinks that's the kind of interview he'd hear that he wouldn't hear anywhere else. Gary said that would be for himself. He said for Howard he'd like to get Mick Jagger. Gary said he thinks maybe Tom Cruise too. He said he'd like to see him sit down with Howard. Gary said Plant and Page too. He said he's not how articulate they are. Jon said those are all good choices. He said he'd like to see him interview a sitting president. Gary said Bill Clinton would be great. Jon said it would be fantastic if Jennifer Lawrence would come in. Gary said he would love to get a hold of her. He said he's seen her interviewed before and what's in her head comes right out. He said she's smart and funny and he thinks she'd be into having it out with Howard in a fun way. Jon said maybe they'll see all of those people before Howard decides to close up shop there at Sirius.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked Gary if it ever amazes or shocks him when they're having a conversation about something that has nothing to do with Gary but then someone will bring him into it. Gary said that sometimes they'll be talking about something that has nothing to do with him and bring him into it and he is shocked. Jon said he thinks about it like being a soldier out on patrol and how you always have to be fully aware.
The caller asked Gary if he has booked the guest that he's really pushed hard for that he has mentioned before. Gary said he's not sure who that was but he thinks that he hasn't booked that person yet. They went to break a short time later.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he was watching Periscope this morning. He said Howie did it again and he went to Howard. He said Howard was pissed. He said Mel was pissed too. Jon said he didn't see it so he'd have to check out Howie's Periscope. Jon said he'd be surprised if Howie did that again. Gary said Howie likes to break balls a little bit. He said maybe he is pushing the envelope.
Jon took a call from a guy who said Howie did push the button with Howard again last night. He said Howard hit Howie. He said it was pre-America's Got Talent. He said the night before he hit the phone out of his hand and last night they say Howard hit Howie. Gary asked if he actually saw Howard hit him. The caller said it looked like Howard swung at him. He said Howie was on his plane again later and Howie said Howard hit him. Jon said that's interesting. He said they can't confirm or deny it but if you push him too far he will snap. He said Howie may have experienced that first hand. Jon said he's kind of like Sal in that way. He said he'll push it until he goes too far. Gary said he's not sure what's going on there.
Jon said the Wack Pack is on Periscope and he wonders if this will continue. Jon asked who he'd like to see on there. Gary said the Wack Pack are getting a lot of air time doing that. He said it's like their methadone if the show is their heroin. Gary said his son was doing a show on his front lawn the other night and he put on his Periscope for like 20 seconds and he shut it off because there was so much going on with the screen. He said he just shut it off.
Jon took a call from a guy who said one thing he has noticed is that Howard hit Howie two nights in a row. He asked why they coach some guests with the proper pronunciation of Gary's name and sometimes they don't. Gary said that's a good question. Jon said what happens is if they ask how to say it then they'll tell them. If they don't ask they won't tell them. Jon said sometimes they will be corrected and sometimes they won't.
Jon brought up Howard's shrink and how he's been freaking out while he's been off. Jon said that he has a lot of anxiety and they'll talk more about that tomorrow. Jon said Howard can't figure out why he's so angry and thankfully they have a show to hear about that. Jon asked if Howard will ever get over that. Gary said he's not nearly as angry as he once was.
Jon got in some plugs for today's Sternthology and mentioned they have Scott the Engineer and Gary arguing over ''Best Of'' today. That led to Gary talking about how that used to go with Scott. He said he'd give Scott a schedule in January and Scott would blow up when it wasn't done. He said it always turned into an argument.
Jon asked Rahsaan for the poll results. Rahsaan said that Gadget Gary only got 15 percent of the votes. Techno Beaver got 85 percent. They ended the show around 11:55am.
Jon said Howard finds issues with the world. He said Robin just does crazy stuff. He said that's what they have to look at. He said Robin seems to roll with things when Howard is finding something wrong and nit picking. He said if that's the case then Howard wins by a nose. Jon said they're talking about a photo finish there though. Jason said if Robin wants to go do Ayahuasca that's fine. He said anyone who has a boat is doing it right. He said Howard's not there on a boat. He said this is the yin and yang of the show. He said Howard will always be tortured. He said he has to put on a great show and he has to pick people apart. He said that's the best part of the show. Jon said Robin has a boat but she can't swim. Jason laughed. Jon said he respects how she tries everything. He said Fred has issues and so does Benjy. He said Gary has some too.
Jon played a ''What You Need to Know'' about today's show. After that he asked Rahsaan what he had for the poll today. Rahsaan said they're asking ''Who Has More Issues?'' and the choices were:
Jon said a lot of times it's Sal or Richard but Sal and Ronnie is a tough decision. Jon asked Jason what he thinks. Jason said he thinks it's Sal without question. He said the guy pees on people and that's like a caveman. He said he spent $10,000 on a rap album with very little talent. He said he loves what he brings to the show though so let him be him. He said Ronnie is a limo driver and he's just hanging out. Jon asked about his sex tips. Jason asked if they write them for Ronnie. Jon said some are written but not all of them. Jon said Ronnie came in when Howard was playing the porn star clips the other day and Ronnie was laughing and thinking it was the funniest thing since sliced bread. He said Ronnie is in the running for who has more issues. Jason said Ronnie was enjoying what he was hearing. He was with him on that. Jon said Sal thinks about peeing on people and that's just not a nice thing.
Jon took a call from a guy who said Gary is a really good guy and he doesn't go toe to toe with Howard like Sal would. He said he always blames someone else. He said Gary doesn't do that. Jon said he's not sure there's a question there but he went over what he said. Jon said that Gary has a few decades there and he can handle the situations with Howard. Jon said the thing you have to remember is that the house always wins. He said you can argue all you want but the house wins and this is Howard Stern's house. Jason said he doesn't know how Gary does it. He said Howard must need Gary to produce the greatest show of all time. He also needs him for a bit. He said they talk about the tape and he's not sure how Gary had a copy of it. Jon said he made a copy of it back in the 80s. Jon said you'll hear more of that on the 25th anniversary of Baba Booey. That's running this weekend and next. They went to break after that.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked what Jon's most embarrassing moment would be. Jon said the whole blow job saga. He said that he took a lot of flack for that. Jason asked him to repeat that. Jon said you'll hear that on the Jon Hein minute which will be in the Booey 25 weekend.
Jon took a call from a guy who said that Jon wasn't able to even say the word vagina. She asked how he got blow jobs. Jon said you don't need to be able to say it to get one. The caller asked about who his favorite James Bond is. Jon said Sean Connery is his favorite. Jon said he took a lot of flack over the Kirk over Picard thing. Jason said it's probably because he was a kid when he watched it. Jon said he thinks so. He said it's the same thing as your favorite Saturday Night Live cast. He said it's probably the one you grew up watching.
Jon took a call from a guy who said he enjoyed the Donald Trump call this week. He wondered if Hillary Clinton and Trump would come on the show and debate. Jon said that would be almost impossible to book. He said that Trump did talk to Howard and they would love to have Hillary on the show. The caller asked if they have tried to book them. Jon said he thinks Gary has reached out to her. He said they have tried to get Bill Clinton in there.
Jason said they have to get that guy Deez Nuts in there. He said that Hillary can't touch Howard because he's really polarizing. He said Howard has sported her so it's kind of lame that she doesn't reach out. Jon said he thinks that the polarization of Howard has sort of changed. He said that they've had a lot of politicians on the show. He said if anyone came on the show he thins it would be a wise move. Jason said it's a little bit of the drinking of the Kool Aid. He said sometimes the questions are just crazy on this show. He said he doesn't think Hillary would ever come on. He said he knows from being on Vine that if you do things that are edgy then you lose people. Jon asked if he thinks she'd come on after the election. Jason said there's no point to do that. They went to break a short time later.
Jon said the one that's tough to beat is the Star Wars Imperial March. He said that he can't wait for the new Star Wars to come out and everyone he's watching with will be singing that one.
Jon said on that day they're going to have real DJs taking them through the day for the Booey songs. Jon said he did a segment with that too. Jon said his segment has a lot to do with his watching the small screen. He said they have Spyder Harrison doing a top 9 as well.
Jon said tonight is the Booey 25 where they'll have the love tape and more. He said that Dead Casey Kasem will be joining Spyder Harrison for his segment on Labor Day too.
Jon took a call from a guy who said the show is very short and they have to work on making it longer. He said Howard is the craziest out of Howard and Robin. He asked how many times Beth finds Howard arguing with the toaster. He said Howard also can't find anything and has no sense of direction. Jon said Howard doesn't really need to know where he's going. He has a driver for that. Jon said he's pretty sure if Howard had to find something he'd be able to do that.
Jon took a call from a guy who asked if there is any way they'd do a Private Parts mini series that kind of picks up where the movie left off. Jon said it's an interesting idea but it would take a huge amount of time and he's not sure Howard would want to put more time into working. Jon said he thinks they want Howard to concentrate on the radio show. Jason said that he thinks it's a great idea but he doesn't think it would ever happen. He said Howard is slowing down. Darren said he can't picture it happening either. He said it's going to end up with the Flying with Balloons musical idea.
Jon took a call from a guy who said there was a revelation this week where Gary said he uses a condom with his wife. Jon said he didn't hear that. The caller said he thought Howard was the only one who uses a condom with his wife. The caller said he'd love to hear Gary explain himself. He said he understands Howard but not Gary. Jason said that's the whole point of being married. Jon said he did not know that about Gary. He said they have to get into that sometime. Jon said they have to raise that sometime.
Jason asked Jon to write a book about blow jobs. Jon said here are some secrets he'd rather not reveal. He said he'll talk to him off the air about that.
Jon asked Rahsaan for the results of the poll. Rahsaan said 74 percent said that Sal has more issues. Jon said that's high. Jason laughed. He said Ronnie is pretty normal. Darren said there is no question in his mind that Sal is crazier. He said Sal is insane. He said he heard a segment the other day where Sal talked about taking his dick out and slapping his wife's friends around. He said that's just insane.
Jon wrapped up and got in some plugs for the guys. They ended the show around 11:55am.