Howard spent a little bit of time talking about the picture of Dominic Barbara getting into a hot tub he got last week. Howard thought about posting the picture on his web site but decided against it because Dominic is a friend of his. Howard said he got a letter from someone else who saw Dominic packing away food on the cruise ship where the picture was taken. The subject changed to nudists during that discussion so Howard spent some time talking about how strange that whole thing is.
Howard took a call from Bobo the Extreme Fan who asked if Fred ever made up with his estranged brother. Fred said he did make up with him over the holidays. Bobo was playing a game of ''What Would Fred Say?'' but the first question about his brother was the only one that no one knew about. He asked a bunch of other questions like ''Is Fred circumcised?'' (No) and a question about what pictures Fred brings along with him when he goes on a trip (his dog and wife). He also asked if Stuttering John and Benjy were stuck in a burning building and Fred could only save one, which one would it be? Fred said he'd rather not save either one because he might get burned himself.
Howard eventually got back to discussing ''Survivor'' a little bit. That only lasted about a minute before he got back to the sex talk again. That went on for a couple more minutes before Howard wrapped up the interview. The final episode of this season's ''Survivor'' airs Thursday on CBS.
Triple H said that even though he started seeing Stephanie before he and Joanie were officially broken up, he doesn't feel it was cheating. He said the relationship had already started to fall apart before that.
Howard spent a few more minutes talking about the WWF and the injury Triple H sustained back in May. He's gone through rehab and he's back in the ring.
Howard wrapped up the interview by bringing in a fan of Triple H's who has a tattoo of the word ''Triple H'' on his arm. The guy, Chris, came in and showed the tattoo and shook like a little girl according to Howard. He was so excited to meet Triple H that he was shaking. Howard let Chris say a few words to Triple H. Artie Lange said that it looked like Chris was crying after he welcomed Triple H back to the ring. Chris said he wasn't crying though. Howard ended the interview shortly after that. Triple H will be appearing at the WWF Cafe in Times Square tomorrow from 11:30am to 12:30pm
Howard moved on to talk about some other stuff after playing the clips. Howard talked about ''Lord of the Rings'' a little bit. He hasn't seen it yet but he said he will see it because he's heard so many good things about it.
After talking to Joe for a few minutes he wrapped up the interview. You can find out more about ''Fear Factor'' at NBC.com
After the call Howard killed some time talking about other stuff. This guy called in with some Gary trivia that he gathered up during ''Best of Stern'' over the holidays. The questions were pretty good so Howard let the guy go with them for a while. After that the guy read some of the ridiculous headlines that E! ran under Howard's show recently. He's called in with them in the past and Howard said he should do it more often because they're so dumb.
Lacey said she actually got into this line of work when she was still married. Her husband has passed away since then. Bianca said she got married at the age of 17 and then got into prostitution when she turned 18. She said her father always thought it would be safer for her to be a prostitute than it would to be out on her own.
Lacey has an 11 year old daughter also and she said she just recently told her what she does for a living. Some of the guys seem to think that there's a very good chance that the 11 year old will grow up to do the same thing. Bianca said she's using this career as a ''stepping stone'' for better things. She said she's thinking of a career in broadcasting or acting. She said she won't hide the fact that she did this for a living because she's proud of it.
One of the reasons the women came in this morning was to talk about the upcoming Las Vegas shows that Howard is doing in February. Howard said that a lucky listener will have the chance to win sex with these two women. They're going to play a game of Blackjack and if the listener wins, he wins sex with both women. They won't have sex with the guy at the same time but they will both have sex with the winner at some point. Lacey said they're also auctioning off a night out with them on EStarBids.com. She said that the auction winner gets a limo and dinner with the girls and then sex after that.
Howard was trying to find out if there was any amount of money that would get the two of them to work together having sex at the same time. They said there is a line they draw when doing this and that's where they draw it. They turned the discussion around by asking Howard if he would stain Bianca's dress like President Clinton did with Monica for $5000. They said the owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch was willing to put the money up if he'd do it. Howard turned it down so they offered him $10,000. Howard didn't want to do it though. He joked that he would take her into the bathroom and do her for the ten grand but he was just kidding.
Howard revealed that the show will be out in Vegas the first week in February. It sounds like they'll be doing all kinds of weird shit while they're out there.
Howard said his computer was taken out of the studio and he didn't have access to his notes for the show today. He said he went berserk during the first commercial break and smashed stuff on his console.
Howard told Gary that he should interview her and tape it for the show. It sounds like he'd be willing to do it too. Gary said he'd even take her back if she wanted to come back.
Gary sounded hopeless when he told Howard he's 39 years old and his wife just left him. Howard told him he's got some good times coming to him because he'll be dating again.
Gary said he now has to sell his home so he can give his ex-wife her share of the money. He said he gave her 35% of the house when they married and now she wants her share of the money. He said it's going to be about $45,000 so he can't afford to pay her off without selling the house. Howard continued to tell him that they'll both be better off now.
Gary asked Howard if he can set him up with some women when they go to Las Vegas. Howard said he'd hook him up with the Mother-Daughter prostitute team that was on the show yesterday. Gary said he's not into prostitutes though. Howard said Gary's wife was pretty hot and he wouldn't mind getting a little bit of that himself.
After 20 minutes of this Howard found out that Gary had cheated on his wife one time. He left that part out the whole time. Gary said it was 2 years ago and no one asked about it so he didn't include it. Gary then told Howard how this ''other woman'' was trying to blackmail him saying she was pregnant and sending letters to his house so he had to tell his wife about it. Two years later he's getting divorced.
Howard wanted Gary's ex on the phone and Gary said she'd be willing to get on the phone so Howard took a break and got her on. He then spent a few more minutes talking to the two of them about their separation. Gary's ex, Jeanie, said that it wasn't just the cheating that made her want out of the relationship. Gary knew what the reasons were so he rattled off stuff like his drinking, gambling and his brother who was living with them for a couple of months. Howard then asked Jeanie if her new man was satisfying her in ways that Gary never could. She was a little reluctant to say yes but she did. Howard kept asking her stuff like that which seemed to upset Gary a little bit. He threatened to hang up if he kept it up. Howard laid off the sex questions a little bit but got back to them eventually. Jeanie even said that the night before they got married she had a bad feeling about the relationship because they got in a big fight. She said that Gary is very volatile and after his father died he was always angry so she had to be careful about what she said to him.
Howard moved on to talk to Erin about the zoning laws. She also rambled off some facts about the laws and what will happen to some of the strip clubs because of the laws. They're going to have to shut some down and people are going to lose their jobs.
Howard just wanted to find out what the girls want people to do about this. The girls said they just want to spread the word about what's going on. While all of this was going on Howard had music playing for the girls to dance to.
The girls said that they're happy Mayor Giuliani is gone and hope the new Mayor will give strip clubs a chance. Howard doesn't agree that it's good Giuliani is gone though. He moved on to ask them how much it would cost for one of them to get him off at the club. They said they don't do stuff like that and he should go home and ''rub one out'' after seeing them at the club.
After hearing all of this Robin said she still didn't know what they were talking about. Howard then tried to get them to talk about how we, the people, can help them keep their jobs. Devita said that if you like entertainment you should spend your money on strippers because they know how to spend money. Like they're going to keep the economy going because they know how to spend their money. As Howard was wrapping up the interview the girls were yelling something about SuperPanties.com. If you want to see them dance at VIP, the club is located at 20 West 20th Street between 5th and 6th in New York City.
Howard moved on and read an e-mail that was forwarded to him recently. It was apparently from someone in the military who is over in Afghanistan. He wrote a very interesting story about being over there and what it's like to be on the front lines. Howard seemed fascinated by the guy's writing. Howard later found out it was a fake.
After that Howard took a call from a woman who shares Howard's birthday. That got Howard talking about how old he's getting. He'll be 48 years old on Saturday! Then he started talking about the laugh lines in his face and how much he hates them. Stuttering John came in and said he's been doing something to get rid of the wrinkles in his face. Howard wondered why John is worrying about his face when he's fat and out of shape. Howard also spent some time talking about Don Imus and how old he looks now.
King of all Blacks called in and asked Howard if he's been watching Oprah with Dr. Phil. Howard said he'd like to play tape of Dr. Phil but Oprah's people sent him a cease and desist because he's goofed on the guy so much. King of all Blacks and Howard spent a short time discussing how Dr. Phil was yelling at people on the show and stuff like that. Howard also spoke to King about his sanitation worker job and how much money he's making. King said he's up to about $49,000 a year and he's done with work by ten o'clock in the morning. He also said he raked in about $6000 in tips during the Christmas holiday. He said he was amazed that they got that much. He said his biggest single tip was $300! He said he didn't even understand why it was such a big tip.
Mariann from Brooklyn called in and said AJ Benza is on some soap opera now. Howard said he's glad he found a job but he's got to see the show.
Howard played a commercial parody featuring Gary the Retard and what it would be like if he'd gotten the part in the movie ''I am Sam'' instead of Sean Penn.
After taking another break Howard spent a short time talking about what will be going on when they go out to Las Vegas to do a weeks worth of shows the first week of February. There will be contests and a lot of betting going on. They'll be doing another $100,000 bet like they did last year and people will be winning the chance to marry a porn star, have sex with a mother-daughter prostitute team and a lot of other crazy stuff.
Howard spoke to the two of them for 20 minutes or so and eventually convinced the two of them to give it one last try... without the strap-on. Shannon said she's willing to do that and of course that's what Jerry wanted. We'll probably hear more about this story soon.
Tom Hanks' son Colin came in to talk to Howard about the movie ''Orange County'' in which he appears. Howard immediately started off talking to Colin about what it was like to be Tom Hanks' son. Most of his questions were about being Tom Hanks' son. Colin told Howard that his father doesn't support him and he's been supporting himself for the past 5 years or so. He worked on ''Roswell'' for 2 years and now he's getting other acting gigs. Howard asked him if he used his father's fame to get laid at a young age. Colin said he didn't get laid until he was out of high school! He said he's not into using his father's name to get him laid. Howard also asked about Tom's wife Rita, who isn't Colin's biological mother, and how they get along. Colin said he gets along with her very well and he loves her like she's his real mother. He said he has his own key to their house and he can go and visit anytime.
After talking to Colin about Tom for a while Howard let Colin promote ''Orange County'' a little bit. He described the movie and talked a little bit about it before Howard wrapped up the interview. As he was getting ready to leave Colin told Howard he's a big fan of the show and he almost got into radio because of him. He said he feels like he's finally ''made it'' now that he's been on the show. Howard told him he'll feel like he's made it when his father shows up on his show. Howard also got in one last question about Colin meeting Steven Speilberg's kids. Colin has met them so Howard asked about the adopted black kids Speilberg has. Colin said they actually wear yarmulke's which Howard and Artie made fun of a little bit before the interview was over.
Howard moved on to talk about the American Music Awards and how Dick is suing this guy that runs the Grammys. He told Howard how this other guy allegedly tries to keep music acts from appearing on the AMAs by threatening to ban them from the Grammys.
Howard spent a little time asking Dick about how to keep himself looking young like Dick managed to do for a long time. Dick told Howard he thinks it's all genetics. He hasn't had any plastic surgery himself and he said he's afraid of the botox and collagen injections that some people get.
Howard asked Dick about Michael Jackson who's appearing on the AMAs tonight. Howard asked Dick if he's spoken to Michael about all of his problems. Dick said he has spoken to Michael about his problems but he wasn't going to discuss them on the show today.
Howard let Dick do a little promotion for the American Music Awards and as soon as he got that out Dick said he had to run. Howard let him go and moved on to some other stuff before Robin's news.
Howard got a phone call from a guy who brought up Sean Penn and the comments he made about Howard recently. Howard went off on Penn once again. Other people are also going off on Penn who compared Howard and Bill O'Reilly to Osama bin Laden. Reporters are writing articles about how ridiculous the comparison was so Howard mentioned one of those before moving on to other stuff.
Howard was talking about his upcoming trip to Las Vegas when model Amber Smith (in ''Private Parts'' AmberSmith.net) called in to offer her bra and panties for an auction. Howard didn't want that so he told Amber to go to Vegas with them so they could party with her. She said she'd love that so she'll be there. Howard wants to have Yaqi tickle her until she wets herself. She said she'd be up for the tickling so Howard told her how it will work. It sounds like she's into it too.
Howard said Ralph is throwing a small birthday party for Howard on Saturday night. A bunch of his friends will be getting together at a club to party for a while. Howard will be 48 on Saturday. He said he just caught his buddy Richie in a lie about his age the other day. Howard said last year Richie told him he was 40 years old but then this year he slipped and said he's 42. Howard caught him because he remembered what he said last year. Richie called in and said he used to lie about his age but he's given up on that. Robin said she still doesn't believe that he's telling the truth though.
After that discussion Howard said he predicts that Ethan will win the million bucks on ''Survivor Africa'' tonight on the final episode. He went on to talk about some other things that were in the news. Howard said he heard that there was video tape of Yasmeen Bleeth's sentencing yesterday and she looked horrible. Robin said she saw it and Yasmeen now has a giant head, huge nostrils and lips and she looks really disturbing.
Howard also brought up this ''hockey dad'' who killed another father at their kid's hockey game. Everyone spent a couple of minutes talking about that and how some parents are way too intense when it comes to sports and their kids.
Howard mentioned that New York's FOX news reporter Penny Crone is moving to CBS news. Howard was surprised because Penny is so ''different'' and he's afraid CBS won't let her be as wacky as she was on FOX.
Howard said his agent told him he's got to go out to Los Angeles for a meeting but Howard said he's not flying a commercial flight. Robin told him to just get on the plane and fly, nothing will happen to him. She said she's flown a bunch of times since 9/11 and it's been fine. KC came in and said that airport security is horrible these days though. He told some stories about just how bad it is. People get stripped down and searched all the time. KC said one guy asked if he could check his belt area and asked him if he works out as he was doing it.
Fred was next on the list and Howard ended up picking Fred changing his name to Eric as the stupidest moment for Fred. He said he just didn't understand why he did that and why he didn't tell anyone at the time.
General Manager Tom Chiusano was the last on the list. Howard ended up saying that his stupidest moment was Tom telling everyone that he has to see two movies on the weekends, one comedy and one drama to cancel each other out. Howard also mentioned a few other dumb things that Tom has done that weren't on Shuli's list. Tom, a cancer survivor, wrote a letter for this cancer newsletter and ends up talking about how he's going to continue golfing no matter what. They mentioned a couple of other dopey things that he did before taking a break.
Howard then played the tape of Gary with Fabulous. Gary asked him questions about why rappers commit more crimes than country stars and why are there so many Jews in the music business. He also asked him what word he thinks is best used for homosexuals, fat, queer or pillow biter. Fabulous said he prefers to just say ''fag.''
Howard said he read an article about this former Washington Redskins player who lives in California. He had a special license plate that said ''1-REDSKIN'' but it was taken away from him by the state because redskin is a derogatory term. When the guy was interviewed for some reason he brought up Howard's name saying that he's always on TV using dirty words and derogatory terms and he doesn't understand why a license plate would be any different. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about how stupid the guy is for not recognizing that the term ''redskin'' is to a Native American like ''nig*er'' is to an African American. Robin told Howard it was more like using the term ''Nip'' for Japanese back in World War II.
Howard said he stayed up late last night watching the final episode of ''Survivor Africa'' last night. Late in the show yesterday he predicted that Ethan would win and he was right. Howard said Ethan managed to ''fly under the radar'' during the game and that's why he thinks he won.
After taking a break Howard came back and said he had a funny conversation with KC about this guy John Edwards who was on the show one time back in 1998. KC thinks that the guy actually predicted some stuff and knew stuff about Howard that most people don't. Howard tried to convince KC that the guy probably just heard parts of the show and picked up on some little known stuff. Howard says he can predict stuff too. He predicted Ethan's win of ''Survivor'' just last night. Wow! He must be psychic!
Howard said he saw the movie ''Kate and Leopold'' and after a bad first 20 minutes, he actually enjoyed it. He said it got off to a slow start but actually turned out to be okay. He then watched ''Friends'' which he had on his TiVo video recorder. While that was going on he was recording ''Survivor'' and he managed to catch up on that after watching ''Friends.'' He said he's the only person who watched ''Kate and Leopold'', ''Friends'' and ''Survivor'' in one night.
Howard got back to his ''Survivor'' discussion and talked about this gay guy Brandon who was on the show. Howard said Brandon has set back gay-straight relationships 50,000 years. Howard said ''...he's not a woman, he's not a man, he's something odd.'' Howard said he's never seen anything like that before.
Everyone in the studio spent a few minutes talking about the things that happened during last night's show. They talked about how weird farmer Tom was. Howard said he had no idea Tom was younger than him.
Artie didn't watch ''Survivor'' last night because he says he's just not into it. Howard said anyone who sits in that seat (Jackie's) can't get into the shows that the other people on the show are into.
Howard's birthday is tomorrow so tonight he said his girlfriend is taking him out to dinner with one of his daughters. Saturday he said he's going out with old friends early in the evening and Ralph was supposed to take him out Saturday night with everyone from the radio show. It turns out Ralph didn't have much of a plan. Ralph said that they were going to have a cash bar at the party but Howard said he thinks everyone will think he's throwing the party so he wanted to make sure everyone knows it's not him. He doesn't want to be stuck with a big bar tab so he asked Stuttering John to do him a favor and walk around the party telling people that they don't want Howard picking up the tab.
Howard also spoke to Jack about being an ugly dude and how hard it was to get chicks in high school. Jack said he had a ''dry humping'' session when he was 16 but didn't go all the way until he was 17.
Howard found out Jack made $2 million for each of his last 2 movies which seemed to surprise him. He sounded impressed with that figure and wouldn't get off the subject for a few minutes.
Mike Walker called in to play his Gossip Game. Here's how it goes: Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:
Howard also played a clip of Dean Cain talking about how having a kid has changed his view of the world and that's why he's going to be appearing in ''Gentle Ben'' sometime in the near future.
Howard brought up their upcoming trip to Las Vegas and some of the stuff they'll be doing there. He said he's going to be giving away the chance to have sex with the Mother-Daughter prostitute team to a Father-Son team that wins a contest they'll be having. KC told Howard they have 4 teams set up already to compete for the chance to have sex with Lacey and Bianca the prostitutes.
Howard ended up talking about how his father tried to have a sex talk with him when he was 16 but he already knew enough by then so his father didn't have to have the conversation.
Howard said they're also going to be placing another $100,000 bet at the Hard Rock Casino. They'll also be marrying off Porn Star Holly Landers to a lucky listener. When Holly picks the man she wants they're going to have them married right there on the spot. Howard told Gary he wants an Elvis minister to perform the ceremony. Hot model Amber Smith (AmberSmith.net) is going to let a listener tickle her if he wins a hand of Black Jack. Gary said he'll have an announcement next week about the chance for someone to date some hot chicks that they normally wouldn't get to date. Howard said he's also going to do a ''Hollywood Squares'' game with Daniel Carver the KKK guy in the center square. Yucko the Clown, David Brenner, Gary the Retard, Beetlejuice and others will also be in the game.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who wanted Howard's advice about his wife wanting to have lesbian sex. Howard told the guy that he might get jealous if he sees the other woman doing his wife really good. On the other hand the guy's wife said he can get oral from the other woman. Howard told the guy that they should sign a document, like a pre-nuptial, before they do this just in case it leads to divorce. Howard told him to go for it because she might just go ahead and do it behind his back if he says no.
Howard brought Beetlejuice in a short time later and reintroduced the two of them. Beetlejuice was dressed up in a suit when he came in so he was prepared to make a good impression on Camille. Howard said he looked like Sean ''P. Diddy'' Combs in his suit.
Beetle told Camille that sort of remembered her. Howard asked Camille what she thought of Beetlejuice's drinking and womanizing. She said that she'd like him to stop with the drinking and the women. Beetle actually said he'd give them up for her. Beetle said he's ready to settle down with her and have kids. Camille said they'd have to adopt kids because she's not able to have any of her own. She said she's got some kind of problem that's too personal to discuss.
Howard heard that Beetle had a ring to give her so he had him dig it out of his pocket. Beet went through his pockets for a couple of minutes pulling out everything but the ring. He pulled out some cigarettes and Camille said she'd like him to give them up too. Then she said she has to let him do something so she'll let him smoke.
Beetlejuice eventually found the ring and said to Camille ''I love you but I'll still give this to you.'' Howard said Beetle was trembling as he did it. Camille had some tears coming from her eyes too. Howard said he hopes they'll be happy together.
Howard took some phone calls from listeners who tried to get Beetlejuice riled up. Yucko the Clown called in after KC told Howard that he and Beetlejuice were fighting. Yucko said that Beet was hassling him via e-mail and instant messages. Then he called Beet a little ''nig*er'' and the two of them went off on each other for a few seconds. Howard said it wasn't the right time for that and he didn't want to ruin the moment for Camille so he cut Yucko off.
Camille is white and Beetlejuice is black so Howard asked the two of them if they think that will be a problem. Camille said it won't be a problem with her family and Beetlejuice said he doesn't think it'll be a problem either.
As Howard was wrapping up the segment KC reminded Howard that the Beetlejuice action figure is coming out soon. Beetle said it's not done yet but when it's available you can pick it up at grocery stores like Shop-Rite... He also spells the word red ''LSTER.'' KC said you can find out more about the action figure through Beet's web site JollyDwarf.com. You can also go right to FightingAmishToys.com to see pictures of what the figure will look like.
Dave told Howard he just dropped in to see what Howard was up to. Howard let him hang out while Robin did her newscast.