Since Cabbie was there Howard brought up how Rachel Hunter busted Cane on the show last week. She said they never did have sex or anything and Cane had been claiming that he had done something. Cabbie was still backing him up on his story though. He says he heard messages from her and said that Cane isn't one to brag about stuff like that. Howard still doesn't believe it.
Benjy's nudity at the Playboy mansion came up also. Howard was goofing on him for having such a tiny penis. Benjy says he'll take Howard on in a penis size contest anytime. Howard said he knows he has a tiny penis and that's why he doesn't get nude at the Playboy mansion and show it. Cabbie then offered to take Benjy on in that contest. Benjy thinks that he's got more girth than any of these guys and he's willing to measure to prove it. This might happen on tomorrow's show.
Howard said the trip out to Vegas was fun on the private jet they had. Howard said that Robin got stuck up front with Fred though. Robin said that Fred was playing some game and he was having full conversations with himself. Robin thought it was an awful lot of conversation for someone who was alone. Everyone thought it was kind of disturbing.
Howard moved on to talk about the flight home from L.A. He said his first flight was canceled. He got put on another flight and ended up taking a sleeping pill to get to sleep. He said about 20 minutes into his nap the flight attendant woke him up asking him about his meal. Howard didn't say a word to her because he was so pissed off. He ended up taking another sleeping pill and fell asleep again but the flight attendant woke him up a second time asking him if he had his seat belt on. He got really pissed that time and said that he did have it on. He said he was able to sleep on and off for about 4 hours or so.
Howard had spent the night out at the Playboy mansion and then at some club called Deep with some Playmates. He was dead tired after that. Stuttering John said he went home after the Playboy thing. He didn't like the beer they were serving there so he just headed home. Jackie didn't hang around either. Howard said he ended up getting stuck in the same room as the lead singer of Smash Mouth who was really annoying the chicks at the party. He was chasing them away with his annoying behavior.
Stuttering John shared a story about Jackie being late to their flight also. John said that he tried to get Jackie out of his room but it just wasn't happening. John ended up leaving without him. Fred had left even earlier because he knew that one of those two was going to be late. Jackie somehow managed to get to the flight just on time but he was still wobbling from being wasted the night before. He didn't even remember any of his wake-up calls or security banging on his door to get him up. This led to Jackie talking about how lethal the weed is out in L.A. compared to New York.
All of this fun stuff will be airing on both the Saturday night syndicated show and on the E! show later this month.
Howard said Scott looked like he didn't get any sleep over the weekend. Scott said that he got plenty of sleep, he's just burned out from last weeks shows. Howard said that from now on they're not going to bring Scott because he gets so stressed out from it. Scott said that's fine with him.
Howard said that Scott is such bad luck that they covered him up in Vegas so he wouldn't jinx the $100,000 bet. It worked because they won the bet.
Howard said that Fred was going to help Scott upgrade from coach to first class on their flight home. Fred said that he was going to cover the $150 upgrade and he asked the flight attendant if he could go back to the desk to make the upgrade. She said it was okay and Fred started to head off the plane. As he was getting to the door the flight attendant told him it was too late so Scott was stuck in coach. Scott said that wasn't a problem though. He'd rather save the $150 for something else.
Howard changed the subject and brought up David Spade's attack story that he told while they were at the Playboy mansion. Spade had said that he held a shotgun to the door to scare off his attacker. Then on Saturday Howard was reading the newspaper and saw that the police are reopening the investigation because Spade never said anything about the shotgun in his statement to the police. Howard feels bad because Spade is a good guy and he doesn't want him to get in trouble.
Kel said that the camera crews were always following them around and they couldn't get away with anything. He said he woke up one night to go take a leak and he bumped his head on a camera. He asked the guy what he was doing and he said they were waiting for him to pick his nose. Kel said that there were sometimes a couple of camera crews following around each member. Plus, there were helicopters flying around capturing their every move.
Kel said he kind of knew that he was going to be the first one voted off because he made the mistake of telling everyone that he was an Army captain. He said one guy came up to him and told him he was a threat to the rest of them so he was going to be voted off.
Howard said he doesn't believe that there are any crocodiles in the areas the tribes are in. Kel said he never saw any himself. He said that there were poisonous snakes around and a few of the camera crew guys were bitten but no croc sightings.
Howard also asked him about taking a dump and how he did that. Kel eventually told Howard that he would try to ditch the camera crews and run off to the toilet area. He would get there, take a crap and get out as fast as possible. He said he had to use tree bark to wipe with. There was no toilet paper. He'd rinse off in the river they were near.
After Kel was kicked out of the tribe he said he was sent to a ranch where he was fed very well. Then he spent a few weeks at a hotel on the Gold Coast trying to learn how to surf. He said he was kind of relieved to have been kicked out of the tribe.
Kel told Howard that he tried to form an alliance the first couple of days he was there. He hooked up with Maralyn and Tina but he later learned that someone else in the tribe told those two that Kel was going to vote them off first so they turned on him. Kel was unanimously voted out.
Howard asked Kel if this show has gotten him laid yet. Kel said that he has gotten some phone numbers but he didn't say anything about getting laid. He said some people recognized him at a club over the weekend and he got their numbers.
Howard brought up the fact that Rod Stewart's appearance was the first one for him since he found out he had thyroid cancer. Howard wanted to hear if there was a noticeable difference in his singing voice so he replayed ''Forever Young''. Robin said he sounded a little weak but not too bad. Howard said he's lucky he didn't have to sing with one of those cancer kazoos.
A phone caller asked Howard if Tom Chiusano has come around since last weeks shows were so great(?). Tom was the one who refused to pay for anything going on with the trip and forced them to get sponsors and the other radio stations to pay. Howard said Tom was impressed with the shows but he doesn't think he's come around. Howard's not going to push the subject though.
Danny Buch from Atlantic Records called in to talk about Rod Stewart's appearance. He ended up just kissing Rod's ass and Howard's ass too. Danny is always pushing for people to do Howard's show and he's come close to getting fired for it. Gary said that Danny got in trouble for calling Kid Rock at home a bunch of times when he was thinking about canceling his appearance on Howard's birthday show one year.
Mike Gange came in so Howard could goof on him for not being able to get laid while they were out in L.A. last week. Gary, Stuttering John and KC were all in the studio to goof on him for wasting a whole night trying to pick up one woman and blowing it. Gange said he went to kiss this chick at one point during the night and she turned her head. They were wrestling on the floor at the time so it wasn't the best time to kiss her. Gange just doesn't know what his problem is with women. Howard told him he's got to stop wasting so much time becoming friends with these women. He needs to just ask them if they're going anywhere and get out when they say no. Robin Radzinski said that Gange is full of crap and he gets laid all the time though. Gange said that's not exactly true. He said he gets laid once in a while but strikes out most of the time.
Howard said that the XFL cheerleaders were offered as guests on the show but he thinks he's going to turn them down because he doesn't feel like promoting the crap out of them and making them big if he's not going to get anything out of it.
Howard was hanging out at the hotel pool while he was in L.A. last week and Ron Zimmerman was hanging out with him. They saw Jerry Seinfeld at the other end of the pool and Ron ended up writing Howard a note about it. Howard read that on the air. Jackie also had a Seinfeld story to share. He said he got stuck in an elevator with the guy and ended up hearing jokes about his attire for the trip down. Jackie wasn't wearing shoes at the time so Jerry joked about how that must be the official attire of the Stern show and stuff like that.
A listener called in and mentioned that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up. Howard said he was working his way into that story and he ended up talking about it for a little while. The caller also mentioned that Pamela Anderson and Marcus Shankenberg have also broken up. Howard wondered out loud which breakup was more surprising, his own or Tom and Nicole's. Gary said it was definitely Howard's. Gary told Howard that with Tom and Nicole there was always some doubt about their relationship but he had no clue about Howard's.
Howard brought up Jackie and his wife Nancy who are sometimes on shaky ground. Jackie says that they're ''on and off'' because they fight a lot. Gary goofed on Jackie about his wife's recording career for a few minutes while Jackie made fun of Gary's fat ass. They also spent some time talking about their appearances in the new season of ''Son of the Beach'' which starts in March.
Howard killed about 45 minutes of show time by replaying the ''Gary the Retard vs Beetlejuice'' intelligence contest they ran before they went to L.A. He also replayed the ''Wackpack Wassup'' commercial parody after a listener asked him to.
Howard played tape of a comedian by the name of Doug Stanhope doing a bit about suicide that was pretty funny. In the bit he talks about a guy who killed himself at a casino table and he goes into a whole thing about how life isn't for everyone.
Howard said they gave away their Las Vegas golfing trip with Joe Pesci to a blind guy. The blind guy gets to play golf with Pesci and we should hear more about this sometime soon.
Howard was waiting for a call from the woman who won the $100,000 on Howard's show in Vegas.. She never called. He killed time by taking a bunch of phone calls. One guy said that he was going to take a class on Anal Sex but Howard didn't believe it was real. The delay button got hit at least one time so we didn't catch all of the details.
High Pitch Erik called in and told Howard that the Beetlejuice party they held a week and a half ago only attracted 25 people. He also told Howard that he did a great job with the Las Vegas and Los Angeles shows.
Howard was wondering what was up with Sean ''Puffy'' Combs' trial. Gary told him that they have a good witness who says Puffy had a gun in his hand. The woman was shot in the face and Howard thought that she was still wearing a bandage on her face. The picture he was looking at might have been from a year ago. There's some controversy about the witness having made up some story in a ''People's Court'' episode but Howard says that shouldn't matter. You can't make up being shot in the face.
Howard and the crew discussed President Clinton for a short time. They were talking about how the Clintons took a bunch of furniture that wasn't theirs from the White House. They also discussed Bill's new office that will cost about $800,000 in rent and how the tax payers will be paying for that. Howard pointed out that the guy doesn't produce anything so it's ridiculous to have something so extravagant.
At one point Stuttering John and Gary got in an argument over something and they ended up calling each other fat. Stuttering John thinks that he's in much better shape than Gary for some reason. Howard got the two of them to show their bodies so they could be judged. Howard said that John really isn't that far off from looking as bad as Gary does. Gary is kind of fat and John is right up there with him. Robin agreed. Gary said that John thinks he's gorgeous for some reason and he walks around like he's a god. John claims that he goes to the gym every day but Gary said there's no way that's true. He asked John how you get fatter and fatter if you go to the gym every day. John explained that muscle weighs more than fat.
Howard pointed out that John's beer drinking is the main source of his fat. John claims that he could stop drinking longer than Gary could stop smoking. Nobody believed that. They didn't exactly agree on a challenge but it could happen sometime soon.
Howard had 3 female interns come in to give their opinions on the two of them. They also agreed that both Gary and John are fat. Howard then had them judge Gary, John and KC on personality instead. Two of them picked Gary for his personality and the other one picked KC because she doesn't like too much talk. One of the girls said that John is very entertaining but Gary said ''entertaining like a clown?'' and she said yes.
Howard brought up an article about him that says the FCC has rescinded some ''Notice of Apparent Liability'' that was filed against his station back in 1997. The FCC says that even though they're dropping it, they don't condone the shows or the material they were fining them over.
Howard's North Carolina station has been screwing up the show lately and a listener called in to complain. The guy said that on Monday and Tuesday the show started a half hour late. Howard got the board operator on the phone and he says he doesn't know anything about it. He said he started the show on time today and he wasn't working yesterday. Howard put Gary on the story and wants him to find out what happened.
Howard received word that Charles Grodin did a piece on ''60 Minutes 2'' about TiVo and really trashed it. Howard said Rooney said that it's only good for recording one show and that the TiVo people monitor everything you watch which isn't true. Howard wants tape of it so he can hear it for himself. Howard and Robin both have a TiVo unit and love them.
Another listener called in and said that his girlfriend used to spit in Charles Grodin's toupee when she was a make-up person. Howard thought that was pretty funny. He and Robin then tried to figure out other people who wear toupees. Robin brought up Ted Danson. Everyone knows he wears one. Howard said he thinks Sting has one. Robin said she thinks it might be a transplant, plugs or a weave. Fred went nuts talking about how Sting is a sell out since he's selling his songs to companies to use on commercials.
Howard heard some complaints about how the phones don't get answered when Stuttering John is in the studio instead of the office. John said that they have a system and someone else is supposed to take over for him when he's not in there. Caller Double A told Howard that it doesn't happen when he calls in and John's not there. He said that John does a good job but when he's not there it doesn't work right. Gary told Howard that he's on top of things and he makes sure someone is there to answer the phones.
Howard brought up Regis Philbin's new co-host Kelly Ripa. He played some tape of her talking about a note that Kathie Lee sent to her wishing her luck on the show. Robin said that Kathie Lee has her own web site so Howard checked it out. After spelling it wrong a few times he finally got to KathieLee.com. He looked around and decided to join the Lamb Chops club to get a special message from Kathie Lee. He used Gary's e-mail and password so he's now an official ''Lamb Chop''. Howard got sidetracked when Big Black called in and played tape of Kathie Lee plugging her album on the Rosie O'Donnell show.
Howard decided to turn to the audience to get some help. He took a bunch of phone calls from people who offered to help. A bunch of guys said they'd give her money if she would bang them or be a prostitute. Another guy said she could work for his web site MisKitty.com if she was willing to do some ''light porn''. She's not into any of that stuff though. She was crying and getting more and more upset after each call Howard took. A woman told Mary Ellen that she should just get a job and do whatever she has to do to support her kid. She said that she has been paid for sex a couple of times just to make ends meet. Mary Ellen said she's not a whore and a skank like that woman is. The two of them went at it for a couple of minutes.
A guy from North Carolina, which is where Mary Ellen is from, said that he'd let her live in his rental home for one month free. After that it would be $500 a month. Howard wasn't sure if he sounded trustworthy though. The guy said that he also owns a store in Mortimer, North Carolina called Betsy's Old Country Store and told everyone to go visit him. Howard had the guys take his information so Mary Ellen could hook up with him.
High Pitch Erik called in and offered to put her up in his apartment in New York City but she didn't want to move all the way up there. Erik said that his father pays his rent so she wouldn't have to worry about it. Mary said that she'd rather not take the chance of living with a stranger because her daughter is everything to her.
Listeners finally started coming through for Mary. One guy offered her $1000 and after that a bunch of others offered her between $500 and $1000. By the time Howard had to take his break the total was up around $4000 or more. She finally got her wish. Even Melrose Larry Green called in and offered up $500. He also offered her other help in finding agencies to get her father into a VA hospital. Howard was so proud of the help she was getting that he started singing an awful version of ''You'll Never Walk Alone''. Jackie said he'd give Mary $500 if Howard would just stop singing. By then Mary was coming around and decided to thank Howard for the help.
Ed said that he's never gotten laid and he's only been on 2 dates in his life. Once when he was 13 and once when he was 19. He met a woman on the Howard Stern forum on some web site (http://go.to/sternMB). He gave her oral, she gave him oral and that was that. He went on to complain about college girls and how they're all sluts. He warned all fathers of college girls that they're all out there giving oral, anal and vaginal to everyone.. except him of course. Intern Haiya (sorry if it's misspelled) came in and said that Ed is a prick for talking about girls like that. She said that's the reason he doesn't get dates. She said he's a good looking guy and he's probably nice but if that's the way he talks to chicks, he's not going to get any. He explained that he just tries to be honest. Haiya told him that he needs to flatter girls, not disrespect them.
Ed said that he works for a web site called UGetCash.com and he's hoping that he becomes rich from that. That's his other chance of becoming famous.
Howard finally had Ed take off his shirt so they could get that over with. Ed took it off and no one was that disgusted. Gary even said Ed looks better than him. Howard said the guy's personality might make him throw up but his body wouldn't. He did have some weird hair thing going on but Haiya told him just to get it waxed off, go to the gym and do some sit ups and he'd be fine. Howard brought this mess to an end pretty quick. Once Ed was done showing his weird hair Howard ended the segment and told Ed to keep the $100 he was going to bet on the vomiting thing.
Tune in to the Saturday night syndicated show this week to see the Beetlejuice vs Gary the Retard intelligence test. That's one of the many thinks Howard mentioned being on the show this week.
Howard played George Harrison's new version of ''My Sweet Lord'' that just came out. Howard doesn't get why he re-released the song and after listening to it he still doesn't. It was a cleaner digital version but it wasn't any better than his original version.
Howard received a CD from this woman Amy Beth who claims to be the new female Elvis. Howard played that quickly and it was awful. Robin said ''She's not serious is she?'' when she heard it. It was pretty strange.
Howard finally got tape of Charles Grodin bad mouthing TiVo (a digital TV recorder) on ''60 Minutes 2'' the other day. Howard has one himself and says it's the greatest thing. Grodin says a family friend installed it for him and he decided not to read the instruction manual. Then TiVo ''took over'' his TV and asked him if he wanted to record something he wasn't watching. Grodin went to an electronics store to find out more about the unit and found out nothing because the store clerk didn't have a clue. Grodin sounded paranoid about the unit keeping track of everything he watches. He thinks it'll keep more information about him than he's willing to let it. Grodin eventually says that TiVo wasn't for him and he's sticking with his VCR.. if only he could get rid of the flashing 12:00. Robin said ''So you're a retard!'' when she heard that part of the tape.
Howard received tape of a song about Crazy Cabbie from a listener. It's to the tune of the Rolling Stones song ''Paint It Black'' and it was funny enough that Howard actually played it. There were a few good lines in it that made everyone laugh. John the Mailman was the listener who sent it in.
Melrose Larry called in and said he spoke to the woman and she said she never wanted the story to get out on the air. He went through a whole thing to get all of the info out of her to make sure she wasn't a scam but she decided she doesn't want it. Melrose is still willing to give her $500 if she proves all of the things she was claiming on the show yesterday.
Melrose Larry Green called in and called Michael a ''pussy'' and told Howard to never let him on the show again. A bunch of other phone callers said similar things about him. People can't believe that he didn't go to the thing after begging for the chance.
Howard said he wants to invite Michael to the movie screening for ''Hannibal'' they're going to tonight. He just wants to see if he shows up.
The caller also said he enjoyed the Las Vegas show they did last week. Howard then discussed their parties and how they went to a very special room in the Hard Rock Hotel where they had strippers giving lap dances. He told a story about Gary that was pretty funny too. He said at one point Gary popped up from a lap dance and sent the dancer off. The dancer went over to Howard and told him about it. Howard figured Gary must have ''finished'' in his pants and he was done with the dance. He told the stripper to watch Gary. He would get up, circle the room and then head to the bathroom to clean up. Gary did just that but the stripper didn't believe he'd finished in his pants. Howard told her to go check the bathroom to see for herself. She checked and found a dirty towel in the bathtub. Gary said that he really didn't have anything to do with that though. He said he just went and pissed and the towel wasn't his. He thinks he knows who did it but he didn't say who it was. He told Howard that it has happened to him in the past but it didn't happen there.
That discussion eventually led to everyone discussing their wives. Stuttering John said he just had sex for the first time since his daughter was born a few months ago. He said his wife kept the covers over her and the lights out. He said she's been working out and she's recovering nicely though. John was asked about whether or not he'd ever do a threesome with his wife and another woman. He says he would but everyone thinks it's a weird thing to do when you're with your wife.
Howard and Robin both asked her if people have asked her for money yet. She said friends and family have done that already. She said she plans on taking care of herself first and she won't spend the money frivolously. She's having a party next week but she said she's not spending any of her own money on it. Her friends and family are throwing the party for her.
Howard said he still can't believe they actually won that bet. They had a total of 19 in their hand and the dealer had 18. They were very lucky. Robin said she cut the deck herself and the game wasn't fixed. Tracy is one lucky woman.
Howard asked Cynthia if she ever thought about why John left her for a not so good looking woman. Cynthia said she thought about that a few times but she had to move on.
Cynthia told Howard how she met John when she was 18 and he was 17. They met in art school and it was love at first sight... ''more or less'' she added. Howard asked her if they had sex right away. Once again she said ''more or less'' trying to avoid answering the question directly. She said it was too early in the morning to be answering questions like that.
Howard took a couple of phone calls for Cynthia before wrapping up. A caller told Cynthia that he knows what it must be like for Julian to have a wicked step-mother because he was raised the same way. He also said that Julian is far superior than whats-his-name (Sean). Cynthia sounded happy to hear things like that. Another caller was a Yoko impersonator. Howard played along with the scam for a minute but when she started listening to herself on the radio he had to hang up.
Cynthia told Howard she's now living in Normandy, France just enjoying the peace and tranquility of the area. She said she has a very nice life now. She's still doing drawings of John so she hasn't gotten over him yet. You can see her work at CynthiaLennon.co.uk
Howard first played the song parody that he'd played earlier in the morning since Cabbie hadn't heard it yet. Howard and Robin laughed along with the song as Cabbie just sat there. He may have chuckled once or twice. Everyone likes this one part that goes ''Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah somebody please help me..''
Howard sent Fred off to Robin's booth so he couldn't hear the questions. Cabbie then attempted to answer the following questions:
Someone called in and brought up IHateCabbie.com again so that had Cabbie talking about everyone that hates him. Howard thinks that the hate for Cabbie is kind of like the hate for Puck on ''The Real World''. They hate him but they have to watch because of him.
Howard said that Cabbie is on the Saturday night show this week and we get to see his awful tattoos. Howard said they look really bad on TV too. Gary came in and said that everything Cabbie does is for attention. He was wearing some sneakers that said ''Fuck'' on one sneaker and ''You'' on the other. Cabbie said he designed them himself on Customatix.com and they only cost him $100.
Howard let a few more callers complain about Cabbie before ending the segment. He let Cabbie hang around during the Robin's news to annoy all of the Cabbie haters.
Everyone was cursing Jackie because they moved their movie screening of ''Hannibal'' to Thursday night instead of Friday just for Jackie. He was a no-show for that and everyone was pissed that they moved the night. Robin wasn't too happy with the movie but Howard said everyone kept quiet during the movie and it was entertaining. Howard talked about what he would have done to make it better though. He said he would have had scenes of when Hannibal was younger so they could know what made him what he was. Robin said that's exactly what the book did.
Howard had Reverend Dave Hill on the phone. Dave is actually Howard's Program Director up in Albany. Dave told Howard that it's just a bit he does on the radio up there in Albany. He wanted to be something different so he was ordained as a Reverend and that's that. Howard had another reason to talk to him though. The town of Albany holds a St. Patrick's Day parade each year so Dave submitted a form to enter a float in the parade. They were told that the parade wouldn't have commercial floats in it this year. Then Dave finds out that there's another radio station that has a float in the parade. Dave then sent another couple of letters to the parade people asking to get in. They finally found out that their radio format is to ''raucous'' for the parade.. meaning that Howard is too out of control for the drunks at the parade. Now Dave wants to throw his own parade or something. Howard thinks they really should make a stink about this. They've been on in Albany since 1992 and they deserve better.
Howard said he might be Grand Marshal of his own parade that would compete against the official parade. Dave's not sure he could get a permit for something like that but he'll do his best.
Howard and the crew talked about how they don't understand people who go to parades. They just don't understand why anyone would want to stand there and watch the floats go by. Howard spent a few minutes doing his Jackie impression goofing on him for enjoying parades and ''oyster fest'' type things.
Howard wrapped up the call by telling Dave to ask the parade people if he can get in one more time. If they don't let them in, then they'll have to do a free parade for the Stern fans.
Stuttering John and Gary came in and spent some time talking about Jackie and how he enjoys big parade-like parties in his town. He loves to have big get togethers where everybody knows everyone. John and Gary goofed on Jackie for quite a while and Jackie just sat there and took it.
Mr. Awesome didn't have all that much to say but he did talk about how he got calls from Hollywood Producers when he placed that ad in Playgirl. He ended up getting fellatio from a few of them to prove what kind of people they were. During that discussion the delay button was hit. He told Howard that he's not gay though.
Howard soon found out about the delay button hit and went nuts. He yelled at Andre for hitting the button and didn't know why it was hit. Gary came in and told Howard that it was hit because of the fellatio story. Apparently Howard or Mr. Awesome had said something about someone performing fellatio on someone else. Howard freaked out and said that he wants out of his new contract. He ended up yelling at Tom Chiusano also telling him that he wants out. Tom just laughed which pissed him off even more. He continued the rant for a few minutes. He said that Andre hit the delay on him when he said the word ''tit'' the other day. He said that everyone on the radio has been saying that and he was told it was okay. He also said that Imus is allowed to say the B.J. words on the air and he doesn't get censored.
A woman called in and told Howard to stop whining about the censoring and get back to some funny stuff. Howard called her a whore and told her to shut up and get out of his life.
Howard finally calmed down and got back to Mr. Awesome. He started over from the beginning and tried to find out why this guy placed the ad in Playgirl. Mr. Awesome said that he did it for personal satisfaction, not to get into the acting community like Howard said. After 45 minutes of trying to understand all of this, it finally came out. Mr. Awesome has a ''Rich and Famous Fellatio Hall of Fame'' in his book. What he's doing is exposing these producers who demand oral sex to put people in movies. Mr. Awesome claims that he has photos proving his allegations and they'll be in this book. He says that when the book comes out his life will be in danger because these rich producers will want him dead. You can get Mr. Awesome's book at RoyAwesome.com
Mike Walker was on the phone so Howard spoke to him for a couple of minutes. Howard said that the National Enquirer was the first to break the Tom Cruise breakup. Howard asked why Tom Cruise has rumors floating around about him being gay. Even Mike gets that. Mike said that a lot of actors get that and it might be from people in the gay community fantasizing about being with people like that. Howard said that he's thought that Mike might be gay because years ago a lot of Gossip columnists were gay. Mike says he isn't though.
Howard moved on to the game so here's how it goes.. Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. You can win money there also. Here are this week's stories:
After the game Howard got back to Sean. Sean says that he's working for Extra as a medical reporter and he's making plenty of money. He's also working the lecture circuit and he says he's very comfortable. He may go back to neurosurgery in May but he doesn't know if he'll be collecting a paycheck or not.
Crazy Cabbie called in and asked Sean if the allegations that the first game was fixed are true or not. One of the Survivors is suing the show because she says the producer fixed the voting. Sean says that it wasn't fixed at all. Cabbie then said that the woman must just be a ''bitter bitch'' then. Sean wasn't saying anything about that though.
Howard then got right to the Trish story again. Sean told Howard about how he hooked up with Billy Joel's ex after hearing rumors about the two of them before they even knew each other. Sean said they went out a couple of times and had fun. He said that she was still dating Billy when she was first going out with him. Sean gave Howard her number so they could get her on the air too. A few minutes later she was on the phone. She couldn't believe it was Howard at first. She went on to say that the story isn't as big as it's made out to be. She says that she wasn't going out with Billy when she started going out with Sean. She said that she and Billy had a fight and they broke up before Sean. She said she's still good friends with Billy and they still talk. She also said that she and Sean haven't had a sexual relationship. They've just dated. Sean tried to save his reputation by telling Howard that he is a ''closer'' and he can close the deal with women. He said he wasn't saying that about Trish, but he is a closer. Howard thinks that means that he closed the deal with Trish but she's embarrassed to admit it for some reason. Howard asked Sean if they have had sex but he just said ''I'll plead the fifth on that.''
Sean told Howard that Trish still gets expensive gifts from Billy too. Howard asked her if she was really attracted to Billy or was it just the fact that he was a star. She says she was physically attracted to him. At one point Sean mentioned that Trish wears ''trashy'' stuff under her nice clothes. That's when Trish decided to hang up the phone. Trish works at channel 12 on Long Island as a reporter.
Howard spent a few more minutes talking to Sean and taking phone calls before wrapping up the segment.
Cabbie said he didn't shower before this and he took two dumps this morning. Howard said he could smell Cabbie's ass as he dumped the ice cream in there. Howard topped it off with a cherry and told Scott to go for it. As Scott went in everyone was laughing, yelling and screaming. Scott said he was feeling queasy as he got up from it. Howard said it was the funniest thing he's ever seen. He was also feeling kind of sick to his stomach.
Cabbie stood up and ice cream was dripping from his shorts and ass. He had to wipe down with a towel. He then revealed that he had in fact showered this morning.
Howard took some phone calls and a few people told Howard he's gone too far now. Some people told Howard this was really gay and everyone in the studio must be gay to have watched this. Howard watched the replay and said that Scott went in between Cabbie's legs. He even held his hips as he bent down to eat the ice cream.
Howard then played Scott's song for everyone. The song he played was actually good and it surprised everyone. Scott said that his band Gloritone used to have a record deal but the company went under and now they don't have a deal. Howard played the whole song through and enjoyed most of it. Scott told him that it was just a demo version of the song that was recorded in their rehearsal studio. Howard suggested that they change the name of the band but the song was really good. You can get more info about them at Gloritone.com.
A short time after playing the song Howard got a call from John Tita from Warner/Chapell Records. John said that the band was really good and he wants Scott to give him a call. So the ass eating wasn't a waste of time for him. He's got a record company guy calling already and some fans were already asking how to get their CD.
After taking a break Howard was talking about watching the video during the break. Howard said you could see Cabbie's ''mangina'' in the tape and it was disturbing. KC said it was really messed up when you saw the chocolate sauce running down his taint. Howard said this inspires him to get his web site up and running soon. He wants to be able to put this stuff where people can see it unedited.