The following is an enhanced version of the above story that was written on April 5, 2007 during a Howard Stern's Mammary Lane segment... After the break we heard a segment from May 15, 1996 where Scott the Engineer talked about being attacked by some 6 and 7 year olds. In the segment we hear Howard take a phone call from a guy who said that Scott was doing one of his DJ gigs where they had a parade with a bunch of young kids. The kids were all goofing on him making that ''chh'' sound to him. Scott came in and said that there was really only one kid making fun of him, not a group.
Steve Grillo came in and told Howard that the last time he did a gig with Scott he saw him do a quick change behind his DJ booth. Scott said that there was no one there so that's where he did it. Howard let the caller, Ray, go a short time later. He took another call from a guy, Bud, who said he was the guy who trained Scott. He said he had a story about Scott. Howard interrupted him and said that Scott is just a sad sack and he's like a comic book character with that name. He said he's the Sad Sack of the radio station and he's always getting yelled at by his wife and stuff like that. He reminded everyone that Scott had come to them years ago about not being able to make money so they helped him get his DJ business started years ago. Scott got that started up with a couple thousand dollars. He actually included them as owners in the business so he would give them money after he did his gigs.
Howard said that Scott's business started doing well but he ended up owing everyone money. They all took a vote and decided that he didn't have to pay them anything. Gary said that he took his cut though because he was broke back then. He said they all took their money back. Gary said Scott never makes any money because he has to spend so much money on CDs and stuff like that. Howard said Scott is now a Disco DJ but he's the last person you'd want at your party. Gary said that Scott is always complaining about something when they go out and do things.
Howard pointed out that Scott is the guy who can't wait to start smoking when they fly somewhere. Gary also said that he's the guy who got paid to do a gig and ended up leaving the money on the roof of his car and had it blow away. Stuttering John said that Scott used to have to drive an hour to drop off the tapes when they'd do shows out in L.A. while everyone else would be done with work.
Gary said that when Scott started there he was in a hole money-wise and his wife was pregnant and they had two car payments to make and he had been out of work for a while. The guy has the worst luck. Howard goofed on Scott about the job he picked to do and how he can't make any money doing it. Stuttering John said that he wanted to pay Scott to do some engineering on some songs for him but $20 an hour wasn't enough for him so he couldn't do it.
Howard asked this guy on the phone, Bud, what had gone on with him. Bud said he was at this pool one time at a place called Windsor Park. Scott was playing music for the pool club and Scott ended up cursing at the kids. Scott said that Bud wasn't there. Bud said he heard this from someone and heard that Scott was cursing on the microphone and the kids could hear him using the F-word. Scott heard that Bud had ripped off some company he worked for but Bud denied that. Bud also claimed that he had done a favor for Scott about a year ago when he subbed him out for liability insurance. He was supposed to get $50 from Scott but he never got the money. Scott claimed he didn't know what he was talking about.
Howard asked Scott if he really lost his gig at the Windsor Park pool. Scott said he did but he didn't curse out the kids. They kept digging to find out why Scott had lost the gig. Scott said that there was an incident where the kids attacked him and that's when he lost the gig. He was giving away prizes at the pool and about 50 kids literally jumped him. He said they were about 6, 7 and 8 year olds who jumped him. He said when you're standing there with a box of toys, they jump you. He said they didn't hit him or anything but he did say ''one at a time'' but they ignored him. He said he didn't yell or curse but he did get on mic and tell people that he couldn't work like that.
Howard asked Scott to record all of his gigs so they can hear him doing that stuff. Howard said the kids must see him doing that stuff and just want to jump him for the hell of it. Robin was laughing and goofing on Scott about the kids being out of control thing. She was picturing him telling people he couldn't work like that as the kids were attacking him.
Howard took a call from this woman who said that she knows that Scott owes that guy Bud some money. Howard said he didn't really want to hear about that and said he was going to let the callers go. Bud thanked Howard for letting him vent like that as he was getting off the phone.
Another caller said that Scott owes him $34 because they loaned him the money one day when he was there. Scott said he will go and pay them the money today. Robin said she still couldn't get over the story about him getting attacked by the 6 year olds. Howard asked Scott to sing a little ''Hands Up'' for them. He wasn't going to do it though.
Howard asked Scott what kind of bathing suit he wears when he does those pool parties. Scott said he just wears shorts and a hat. The guys were still goofing on him about the kids attacking him. Howard said it must be like Scottmania when the kids are all going after him. Howard said it must be like the Pied Smoker when the kids are following him around. He had to wrap it up after that.