| Question | Singing Answer |
| Will Liz Taylor die soon? | I'd say yes...I don't know how she's hung on so long... |
| Will President Clinton lose his sexual harassment suit? | I'd say yes... and there's a lot more coming up for him... |
| Will Robin ever get reunited with her bathroom lover? | Not yet.. maybe in 10 years... |
| Will Howard ever have sex with a woman other than his wife? | Yes.. He loves his wife but he's hard to hold on to.. |
| Will Fred ever get oral favors from his wife? | Yes...yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Will Charles Grodin ever show his bald head? | Not unless Howard pulls off his wig... |
Corey didn't think they should get into everything but his father, Bob, was saying that he still loves his son and he's proud of him even though his son isn't really speaking to him.
Corey said he wanted to let everything go in his past and not go over this stuff again. Gary said that his parents had allegedly spent a lot of the money he made as a child star. Howard swore that he didn't have anything to do with his father showing up.
Howard asked Bob when he last spoke to his son. He said they have a good relationship now. He said that there is some miscommunication at times though. Howard asked Corey if he ever says he loves his father. Corey said he has at times. He has seen things in his life that have changed that.
Corey said his father made up with him when he had his TV show going. He said that wasn't a big shock. He said he would have been happy his father had only taken 15 percent as his manager. Jack Gordon was acting like he knew what had gone on in his life but Corey didn't seem to happy about that.
Corey said that by the age of 14 he had grossed over a million bucks and by the time he was 15 he had only $40,000 left. He said that he had to have himself emancipated from his parents to get that money. Then his father asked for that $40,000 to be emancipated from them. Bob said that's not true and he needs to sit down with his son to discuss all of this stuff with him.
Corey said that he did the Bad News Bears when he was 8 years old and his parents had a house that was worth about $400,000 at the time. He said it would be worth millions now. Corey also said that there was some mental and physical abuse. Bob denied that.
Bob said that he did spank his son but he didn't seem to think that was abuse. Howard asked if he ever smacked him in the face. Bob said he didn't. Corey said that his dad hit him in the face with a belt buckle. Howard said that this is making Robin's relationship with her father look pretty good.
Howard asked Corey if his father took him to the movies when he was younger. Corey said that they did see ''The Empire Strikes Back'' together but that was about it.
Howard asked Bob what he was doing down there. Bob said that Jack had invited him down there. He said that he is an actor. Corey said he had no idea that his father was an actor.
Corey said that this was actually kind of nice because he's had to keep all of this bottled up inside for so long. He said that he doesn't get along with his mother either and he's not speaking to her.
Bob said that there is a misunderstanding here and he does love his son. He asked Corey if he wanted to get together and talk about this stuff. Corey jokingly told him ''Show me the money!'' Howard said that from now on he wants every celebrity to bring their parents on the show with them.
Howard asked Bob what his side of the story was. Bob said hat he actually wasn't around the house to know what was going on with his money. Corey said that didn't matter because his father was still able to spend the money. Bob said that he's always had a career and he was a rock and roll musician. The audience laughed when he said that. Bob went on to say that he and Corey have performed together as well. Howard said he's sure Corey remembers that. Corey said that his father did help him out with that but he remembers him dressed in a Saturday Night Fever kind of outfit at the time.
Corey said that Ricky Schroder is a multi-millionaire because his parents invested in a bunch of Taco Bells when he was a kid. Jack asked Corey why he's blaming his father for his downfalls. Corey said that he was a kid and he was never taught how to invest his money. Jack said that Ricky got lucky with his investments.
Howard said he had to move along. He asked Jack where Latoya is working now. He heard it was at Roy Rogers. Jack said that's what he heard last.
Corey said he heard some stories from Latoya and he might be too afraid for his life to tell them on the air. He said he's not afraid of Jack but he might be afraid of some of the people who work for him. Jack said he would never hurt Corey.
Corey said that Latoya told him that it was a very abusive relationship with Jack. He said that she told him that Jack forced her to do a lot of stuff she didn't want to do in her career. Jack said that all of that is untrue.
Corey told Corey that he has only one father and one mother and he should appreciate them. Robin said ''So that's why you stole Latoya from her family?'' The audience cheered when they heard that. Howard had to wrap up with them a short time later.
Around 8:00 The Dust Brothers dropped in to talk for a short while. The Dust Brothers produced Howard's song ''Tortured Man'' which is on the soundtrack album for Private Parts. New Jersey Governor Christie Todd Whitman called in to congratulate Howard on his movie. Then the walking dead showed up.. The Jesus Twins and their manager John. Luckily Howard told them that they were dead to him and pretty much ignored them. Their stupid ass manager gave Howard an apology but it wasn't accepted. In the mean time Bob Saget from America's Funniest Home Videos was trying to talk to Howard. Saget eventually got so pissed at the manager that he walked over and took the microphone away from him. The audience also chanted ''YOU SUCK YOU SUCK'' to the Jesus Twins. Bob Saget hung around a little longer and kissed Howard's ass a bit. Donna DeErrico from Baywatch also came in for a little while. Howard admired her braless chest for a minute and talked to her about her marriage to Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue. Marylou Henner was also there to congratulate Howard. She didn't really have much to say.. Jeanine Lindenmuller, who plays a lesbian in Private Parts, was next up. She was there for a quick minute before Lisa Canning from Entertainment Tonight came in to interview Howard. Howard asked her some lesbian questions and she got all giggly about them. Eventually she got around to asking Howard some questions. A couple more celebrities came in before Howard had to get out of there. Jim Belushi came in with his cigar and John Wayne Bobbitt made an appearance. It was a hell of a show. Howard left with the audience chanting ''Howard Howard Howard''...