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(The following was added September 1, 2011) Howard was talking about going to Scores the other night and how he was engorged for hours. He said that he was probably engorged 90 percent of the time he was there. Jackie said the needle is in the red most of the time you're there. Howard said he had heat being generated from his underpants. He said he got home and started to work himself over. He said nothing was happening though. Robin said that doesn't sound pleasant. Howard said it took him like 20 minutes to finish. Jackie said it must have been some finished when he did get there. Howard said it was.
Howard said he had Melrose Larry Green on the phone. Howard said he goes around with the signs all the time and he's working so hard he should probably reward him in some way.
Gary came in and told Howard that Melrose was annoying people who were trying to get on the promotional bus that they have out for Private Parts. Howard said he's going to take away what he was just saying about the guy. Howard said he doesn't have to stand outside and annoy people. Melrose said that people are lying. He said that Jay Clark and Bob Mohr are lying and they're stealing bits from his show. Howard said he heard that he was doing this stuff so he's going to get Jay Clark on the phone. Melrose told him to go ahead and get him.
Howard had Jay Clark from the L.A. station on the line and asked him what was going on out there. Jay said he has multiple reports that he was out there annoying people. Melrose had some accusations of his own. He claims that an intern insulted him. Melrose said that he's going to sue him if he keeps this up.
Melrose went off on Jay but Howard cut him off and asked Jay if he thinks Melrose is really doing what he's hearing. Jay said this is what the bus people are telling him. Melrose said they're not paid people so they're not going to tell the truth. Howard said he's going to get to the bottom of this eventually. Howard asked Jay to put him in touch with the people who are accusing Melrose. Jay said he'd do that.
Howard ended up playing some Imus tape he had. Howard went off on Imus after a few seconds of this clip he had. Howard said his motivation to get up in the morning is to beat his ass. He said he should get back on coke. Howard went off on him for a few minutes about the nonsense he was rambling on and on about.
Melrose got back to bad mouthing Jay Clark. He was offering $150,000 to Jay if he could prove his allegations. Jay said he'd prove it for that kind of money. Melrose said that he knows more about the Stern show than anyone.
Howard said he thinks that Jay isn't lying and he isn't going to let Melrose into the premiere. Melrose said he can do what he wants since he's the King of All Media. Howard hung up on him in the middle of a sentence.