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Howard said he's ready to jump out the window. He said he's going to only do that if he's on a low floor. He said he's had so much fun already that he's ready to leave. He said he called Robin and he was almost in tears. He said he wanted some consoling. He said she never picks up her phone. Robin said she never saw that he called. Howard said she has no idea how to use her phone. Robin said he never called. Howard said he called 3 times. He said he didn't leave a message. Robin said she's going to check. Howard said she's nowhere to be found. He said he's not sure what she's busy with.
Robin said she only sees one call. Howard said he called a few times. Robin said she didn't see that.
Howard said he's sitting there in Miami and it's just stupid. He said it's nice studios but he's miserable being there. He said it's all built up down there and it looks nice. He said it almost looks like Disney World. He said he's not sure what he's doing there. He said he's all out of sorts. He said he got down there yesterday afternoon.
Howard said he was going to come down at 2 but he wanted to watch the Knick game. He said they got clobbered. He said they just fell apart in the game. He said he can't stand to watch basketball. Robin said she almost called to congratulate him when they were moving on. Howard said don't do that. He said he has nothing to do with that.
Howard said he has no idea what he's doing down there. He said he kept asking his wife why he was down there. He said he wants to be a company man unlike Tucker Carlson. He said he was busy calling his boss a cunt. He said you can't do that.
Howard said he got in his car and came down after the Knick game. He said he's stopping now. He said it was so annoying watching the game and getting aggravated. He said he should just read the score at the end of the game. He said watching the back and forth isn't fun. He said he almost loved the Knicks though. He said he's almost been a fan. He said now it's exciting they got into the playoffs. He said he won the first round and then Miami kicked their fucking ass. He said it was just depressing.
Howard said if he ever goes to a Knick game he thinks that Hartenstein guy might say hi to him. He said he has gotten to sit court side and the black players won't say hello to him. He said this guy might actually do that. He said he'll be there next to Tracey Morgan or Chris Rock and the players will come over and say hi or give him that bro shake. He said they should be hugging him too but he doesn't get that. He said he grew up in a black neighborhood. He said they should know that. He said he thinks it has to be that he's a white guy. He said he wants them to come over and say hi to him.
Howard said the referees will come over sometimes. He said both the black and white guys will do that. He said a lot of the white guys do it. He said everything is racial now. He said he's banking on this guy Hartenstein to come over to him.
Howard said Michael Kay mentioned their Miami shows. He said they got a little press. He said this was on NBC. He played a clip where they mentioned his visit. They called Andy Cohen as an artist that will be on the show. Howard said he's not sure if Andy is sharing the same studio.
Howard said they got him into this hotel down there and he never left his room. He said Beth is coming down today. He said he got all out of sorts coming down there. He said he was just miserable.
Gary got on and said he's 3 rooms away from him. He said he's down there. Howard asked if he wants to come in. He changed his mind in a second after asking that. Gary said he's a creature of habit and he knows it fucks him up. Howard said everything is wrong. He said they worked their asses off for him though. He asked where Gary is. Gary said he's in a room a few doors down. He said there are like 15 of them in there. He said it's like a submarine. Howard said this is so stupid. He said everyone is there but he hasn't seen a soul. Gary said Andy is there but he's doing his own thing in another studio.
Gary and Chris came walking into the studio. Howard said this is so annoying. He said their microphones aren't on.
Howard said hi to Chris who he hasn't seen in person in 3 years. They said a few words. Howard said Chris does a Charro impression. He said they had her cut some stuff for them and Chris does the impression. Howard had him do that for him. He spoke to him as Charro for a second.
Howard asked how he can get rid of him if he wants. Chris said he has no idea. Howard said he was perfectly happy not seeing the guys. He said it's so weird being there. He said he's not sure why they even have studios in Miami. He said Chris can leave now. He said Gary came rushing in there. He said he's annoying him. He said he's really annoying him. Gary said Chris had this story so they came in. Howard said he was just going to go to the screen.
Howard said everyone is trying to accommodate him and it's so annoying. He said they were in a nice groove. He said he likes working out of his house. He said Gary is there staring at him trying to figure out what he wants. He said he feels like a 2 year old tantruming. Gary said he came in to take Chris back out. Howard said he's just miserable down there. Robin said she hears it. Robin said she'd be miserable down there too.
Howard asked Chris how he went on a date already. Chris said he went on an app. He said he met a guy at the pool at the hotel. He said the guy showed up and he looked nothing like the picture. He said he looked like his little brother.
Chris told Howard about going out to eat with this guy and how he made out with him and the guy tongued him with food in his mouth. He said he just got up and left. He said the guy went in for a hug too and he stuck his hand down his pants. He said he asked what kind of boy he was and then stuck his hand down his pants. He said he asked if he was a naughty boy. He said he had to go to bed and left. He said he walked by Sal and said ''That was a big mistake!'' and went to bed.
Howard asked Gary about going out with Ronnie, Sal and all the guys. Gary said he and Sal were on a plane together. He said Sal was saying he wasn't going to be the idiot down there. He said he did this and blew him away.
Howard said Jon Hein is the biggest baby. He said he's a big fan of his. He said he has to talk about Sal. He said that he was going into this broken English talking to their server at a restaurant. Gary said it's mostly Italian and the only Spanish words he knows. Sal said he's the stupido American.
Howard said this is Jon Hein at the restaurant. He said there's nothing on the menu he likes. He said there are burgers and steaks though. He said there's Jon. He said it's weird seeing everyone there. He said Jon made a reservation at Outback tonight. Jon said he's going with Memet. He said he and Gary went to this Raising Cane's place. Gary said he didn't know it was a fast food place. Howard said imagine you're in Miami eating there. Howard asked what Jon had there. Jon said he had six chicken fingers, Texas toast and fries. He said Gary had that too and enjoyed it. Gary said it was good but it wasn't what he was expecting.
Howard said there's a Raising Cane's in Times Square. Jon said that just opened. Howard said this is Jon at this Cuban place. He played a clip of Jon saying no to everything on the menu. He ended up getting a steak sandwich. Howard asked how Jon is still alive if he doesn't eat vegetables. Jon said he does eat them.
Howard said Sal is sexually frustrated even though he's married. He said his marriage ain't great. Sal said it's wonderful. Howard asked Sal how old he was when he got married. Sal said he was 26. Howard said six months into that she got sick of him. He said she realized he's a fucking maniac. He said Sal got to the restaurant and this girl wasn't that young. Gary said she was older. The guys said she was very nice. Howard said Sal is the guy who starts talking to her and flirts with her. He said that she deals with it to get a good tip. He said she has this nudnick who is flirting with her. He had some audio of Sal doing his thing. He said he proposes to her in Spanish. He asked her how to say it and then proposed to her. She said yes to him.
Howard said what an asshole Sal is. Jon said he got the first hand look at his charm. He said she came over and Sal would call her sweetheart. Howard said you just don't do that. Sal said stop it. Jon said Sal said he could speak fluent Spanish but he speaks Italian with some Spanish words in there. Sal said it's all the same thing.
Howard said that poor woman could have been done taking their order but she got stuck with this guy. Robin said she's not even going to get a special tip from him. They were all going to throw in their tip together.
Howard said his father would have hit Sal over the head with a hammer if he went out to that dinner. He did his impression of his father. He said his father would have hated Sal more than he hated him. He said he would have taken him and thrown him through a window. He said rest in peace dad.
Howard played more of Sal talking to this woman Janet. Howard said this is the guy who sits and talks to the waiter and they don't want to be there. He said they just want to be done with you. Gary said Sal has no idea that he's the old guy flirting with the waitress. Jon said here was no payoff to it either.
Howard said then Sal stood up and started singing to her. He played another clip where Sal did that. He was singing about getting divorced and taking Janet to the court house to get married. He had Janet cracking up. Gary said that's his best song since ''Beat my Wife.''
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Sal's wife. She sang to him about the divorce and saying Janet can have him. Howard let her go pretty quick.
Gary said Sal was worried they were going to make more out of this than it was. He said he said something about how a wink is like a rape on this show. Chris said this was a tiny place and everyone could hear what was going on. Howard said people were trying to have a good time and Sal is there singing. Sal said everyone sounded so upset. Chris said they loved it.
Howard said someone said they saw Sal flirting with a girl at the hotel last night. Jon said he walked out into the pool area and Sal asked him to come over. He said he introduced him to this red head. He said Sal said he wanted to come over and talk to her. Sal said he was just trying to introduce him. Jon said he just walked away.
Jon told Howard about how Sal was trying to get him to try foods. He said Sal was eating stuff that he wanted to eat so he could have it. He said he was loading up with this stuff.
Howard said this goes so deep. He said Sal's bag got searched at JFK. He said it happens to Sal all the time. He said you know he believes that stones have magical powers so he had his red jasper stone with him. He said they had to see the stone. Sal said they saw it on the X-ray so they had to look at it. He said this woman said she's into red jasper and she wanted to see it. Chris said Sal thinks everyone loves everything he does.
Howard said he still has no idea why they're there in Miami. He said they went through all of this for what.
Gary said Sal brought all of his hair products with him down there too. He said he's become more clean about what he does. Sal said he uses 3 products for his hair. He said he had this big Aquanet thing in his bag. He said he checked his bag because he had all of that with him.
Howard said they're only there for 3 days. He wondered why he needs so much stuff. Gary said he heard he found this knock off of this added hair stuff. Sal said it's like the hair powder stuff. He said he wants to fill the patches and stuff. He said he's done the plugs thing twice now. Blitt said he's spent 20 grand on hair plugs.
Jon Hein said that Sal uses this stuff and it's really expensive but Sal found a cheaper version. Howard asked if Sal is still using the laser helmet. Sal said he stopped that. Howard said they should make him wear it there at the studio. Gary said he saw him at the studio and he has a full head of hair. He said he's all grey on the beard and his hair isn't grey. Howard said he has the same thing going on. He said he doesn't color his hair. Gary asked if Sal colors his hair. Sal said the Topic stuff is dark. He said it may blend in the grey.
Blitt asked if Sal can swim with that stuff. Sal said he's not sure. He said his pillow is black from it though.
Howard asked Sal what is going on with him. He said he probably couldn't wait to get down there. Sal said it is nice to get out. He said he was telling himself to lay low. He said he can't be the center of attention. Howard said he is though. He said he was singing to the waitress. Sal said he knows and he wasn't able to control himself. He said it felt really good doing that. He said he wasn't there but these guys are playing it up a bit. Chris said they're playing it down. Howard said Sal was having fun and she was just trying to get a tip. Sal said he'd be happy to give her a $100 tip. He said he'll go back and give it to her.
Howard took a call from Ralph who asked if he can imagine going there and having that going on. He said there was no air conditioning there either. Howard said Sal asked Wolfie if he felt he was inappropriate there. Howard asked Sal what he thinks about his behavior. Sal said he was thinking about how they're going to portray it on the show. He said they blow everything out of proportion on the show. Sal said they had a good time. He said she could have asked him to leave her alone. Howard said they need to do an interview with her. He said Wolfie may have to go talk to her.
Gary asked Sal if he thinks that they all enjoy that and they think it's the greatest thing in the world. Howard said this woman was probably stuck in Cuba and she had to get out of there and took a raft there. He said she had to deal with the sharks in the water on her 30 day trip there. He said this woman shows up and she's swallowed her own teeth from being hungry. He said she thinks no one here is as creepy as Castro. He said she has nothing and she's living on a beach. He said then she gets a job at this restaurant and then the biggest asshole shows up to have dinner. He said he starts proposing to her and singing to her. He said that's Sal Governale. Howard said now she's on a raft back to Cuba.
Howard took a call from a guy who said welcome to Miami. He said he knows it was hard to get him out of his house in New York but thanks for coming down. Howard said it's good to be there now be quiet.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Bernie Mac who said he loves it down there in Miami. Howard spent a minute talking to him about what it's like down there. Howard said he wishes he was there to host the show so he can go back home.
Howard let Bernie go and said he got down there after the knick game. He asked if anyone watched. Gary said he did. Howard and Gary talked about the game and how bad it got for the Knicks. Howard said he thinks the Knicks get up in the first couple of minutes and kill it but then they think they won and they end up losing. He said it's a waste of his time watching that stuff.
Howard said Ben Stiller was there. He said he saw Chris Rock there too. He said he should have been there. He said he saw Aaron Rogers there too. Gary said he's not as excited about that whole thing as everyone else is. Howard said he could give the Jets a winning season. Howard and Gary spent a little time talking about that.
Howard said he has a list of people who were there. He said Gabrielle Union was there. He said he doesn't know who she is. Gary said he would know who she is. Howard said Emma Roberts was there too. He said he didn't know who she was either. Howard said he's like an old man not knowing who anyone is. Howard said Trevor Noah, Edie Falco, Chris Malone, Michael J. Fox, Ben Stiller, Joe Jonas and Chris Rock were there. He said he's busy down in Miami.
Howard answered another knock at the door and it was fake Stephen A. Smith who was wondering what he was doing in Miami and not at the Knick game. Howard said he's busy doing shows down there. Howard spent a minute with fake Stephen before closing the fake door on him.
Howard said everyone is there today. He asked if Sal went to the nude beach yet. Sal said he's thinking about doing that today. He said he's going to have Chris put French fries in his ass and see if they can get the seagulls to eat them.
Howard said this was a lot of work getting there. He said he was all angry when he got there. He said he's just miserable. He said he doesn't like changing his routine. He said he's not a single guy down there and trying to get dates. He said he has this gorgeous room and he has a pool of his own there in the hotel. He said he's not having anyone over to use it though.
Gary said they were on the beach riding around on bicycles and people are all wearing next to nothing on the beach. He said you can be 400 pounds and not wearing anything.
Howard said Gary and Sal are leaving. He said there's too much shuffling around. He said just stay there. He said this is so annoying. He said just sit there and read his every thought. He said just chill and stand there.
Howard said everything just felt wrong when he got there. He said he's so annoyed by this. He said it took him 20 minutes to get to work today. He said he's used to just walking down stairs. He said that moving him down there was a bad idea. He said Beth wants him to hang out at the pool today but he has work to do after the show. He said he was going to unload on Robin yesterday and it's good she didn't pick up. He said he was so angry.
Gary asked if they're going to go out to dinner. Howard said Beth wants him to. He said he has decided to try to go out. He said he got a booster shot on Wednesday. He said he got it Wednesday and he's at 7 months. He said they say that your immunity is shot at 6 months. He said he's probably okay. He said he knows he's going to get COVID. He said he has to go out with Beth. He said in the old days it was no big deal. He said it's not a party with him. He said he's a miserable fuck.
Gary said they had rehearsals for all of this. Howard said this is annoying because they're rehearing to see what will annoy him. He said Gary does nothing wrong but everything he does is wrong. He said he just irritates him. He said hearing that he went on a bike ride yesterday annoyed him. Chris said they were electric bikes so he wasn't even exercising. Gary said they didn't even know it until they got the bikes. Howard asked how Gary has so much time to do all of this stuff. He said he went on an hour walk too.
Gary asked what Sal did yesterday. Sal said he did some man on the street stuff and edited some stuff with Derek. He said they did go out and they documented it all for the show.
Howard said he heard that Ronnie is upset that Mike Pearlman is there. He said that he yelled at him that he's only famous because of him. He said that's so great. Gary said it was weird because on Saturday night Mike showed up late and Ronnie was there. He said it was kind of weird.
Ronnie came in and said he was kind of bummed when he met his replacement Billy. He said it feels weird seeing him in person too. He said it's been 38 years they worked together. He said it's just weird. JD said he's not with security now said he's seeing all of this. He said this Billy guy is a good guy. Howard said he knew it would set him off. Chris said he's getting emotional just watching this.
Ronnie said he was afraid he wasn't going to wake up this morning. He said with the time change he's all screwed up. He said he was up and not able to sleep. He said nothing was working. Howard said he wasn't able to figure out how to flush his toilet in this fancy hotel.
Howard asked Ronnie what went on with him and Mike. Ronnie said he did tell him he's only famous because of him. He said he did end up hugging Mike though. He said he broke down. Howard said it's weird to see everyone. He said that he heard he's going to work out with Pearlman. Gary said they're going to Muscle Beach. He said there are guys who are all jacked up out there.
Howard asked Pearlman to come in. The guys were talking about how he lost all his hair. Ronnie said he found that funny. Pearlman said Ronnie doesn't have any hair either. Ronnie said he's 75 fucking years old. Ronnie and Pearlman were arguing with each other and then Mike said Ronnie seems a lot more gentle and delicate now. He said it was weird. He said at the studio he was ready to fight you all the time.
Howard said Ronnie has no purpose now. He said now Billy is in charge. He said Ronnie is feeling it now. Howard said Mike is the guy who goes up to Ronnie and asks how he's doing. Sal said this morning Mike asked what kind of air conditioning he has. Mike said he gets this look he gives you before he yells at you.
Howard asked if he's curious about a lot of people or just Ronnie. Mike said it's just Ronnie. Ronnie said he's only there because of him. He said he played it. Howard said it works for him.
Howard asked who went Speedo shopping. The guys said it was Memet, Blitt and JD. Chris said a Speedo wasn't the budget for him. Howard said this is a picture of JD in his Speedo. Robin said that's not terrible. Howard said he looks good. Blitt said he has them there if they want to see them in person. JD said that's not happening.
Howard said this is funny to hear JD protesting the whole time. He said he's just miserable. He said JD was conflicted about wearing it. JD said he wants to be a team player but he isn't comfortable with the way he looks so he wasn't happy about wearing this thing.
Howard played some audio from the store where they recorded this. Blitt was talking about how JD has always wanted one of these things and JD denied it. Jon asked for some matching Speedos. The recording was awful. It was all echo.
JD and Blitt were talking about the discussions they've had and JD said Jon just makes stuff up about him. He said he has Memet telling him to take his shirt off. He said this is what he has to deal with.
Howard said JD got so worked up about this. JD said he was there for like an hour and he had to go out and do this. Howard said they eased JD into the Speedo. He said they had him try on some short shorts first. Howard played some audio of JD coming out and showing them off.
Howard said JD didn't wear his underwear when he tried these on. He said they have a rule in the store that you have to. JD said Jon didn't either. Jon said JD told him not to.
Howard said JD had some issues with this black Speedo. JD didn't untie them. Howard played a clip. Chris, JD and Blitt were all arguing about it.
Howard said the whole relationship is JD saying he can't do it and Jon telling him he can. He said Blitt is good with him. Jon said he thinks JD should put the Speedo on now.
Howard said he heard a story about Ronnie and it's crazy. He asked if it's true that when Stephanie blows him... Ronnie stopped him and said that he has to tell the story. He said that he listens to these Scott Schmaren tapes to calm himself down. He said in his brain he was thinking about different ways to have sex. He said he was talking to Stephanie and he said he gets really relaxed and he wanted to see how it would feel if he got blown when he's listening to the tapes. Howard said he'd love to see the look on Stephanie's face when he asked her to do this. He said he has such a clear brain and he has all of these thoughts in his head. He said he did that bit the other day where he thinks about these things. He did it again for a few seconds.
Howard said he'd be so embarrassed to bring that up with her. Ronnie said this is why they last. He said he sat down and talked to her about it and asked what she thinks would happen. He said he asked her about it and she said maybe they'll try it sometime.
Ronnie said last week after the show he was resting and listening to the Schmaren tapes. He said he was there in the office listening. Howard asked what he's saying to him. Ronnie said he's telling you to relax and listen to his voice. He said he tells you how to relax and all of this shit. He said then Stephanie comes into the room. He said he has someone by his pants. He said he had his ear buds in. He said then she's there and she's doing her thing.
The guys were talking about how that's kind of gay to listen to a dude while someone is blowing you. Howard said that is kind of weird. Ronnie told Blitt and the other guys to get away and get out of there.
Howard asked if she was on her knees. Ronnie said she was next to him. He said he felt that she was there and he was helping her get his pants off and shit. He said then it happened. Howard asked if he was hard already. Ronnie said not totally but just her touching him got him going. He said that he had talked about it with her and now it's happening so he got really excited. He said his pants came off and then she was doing her thing. He said he almost passed out when he came. He said that's how good it was.
Howard said this guy is 73 and he still has this much sex. Ronnie said he has no complaints. Howard said not many women know how to blow a guy. Ronnie said she's great.
Howard asked Mike what he thinks about that. Mike said there's nothing elderly about him at all. He said he's not going to have an issue. He said he can handle it. He said he looks gentle now. He said this is good for him. He said he's becoming his old self again. Sal said your real old self.
Howard said there's a lot going on there. He got back to JD and his Speedo thing. Blitt said he became one with the Speedo and he loved being in it. Howard said he didn't take off his shirt though. Jon said he would have loved for him to be totally free. Chris said he looked like Winnie the Pooh with his shirt on and no pants. He said he thinks he has big balls too because they kept popping out of the Speedo. Blitt said he thinks he has a huge penis too. He said he thinks he saw it at the steam baths.
Howard asked JD how big he is. JD said he's average at like 6 inches. Robin asked if that's flaccid. JD said no it's not.
Mike said they had beautiful women there at the beach with that Speedo on. He said there was a 10 there. Blitt said she was a super hot model. He said these two women came over and were enamored by JD. JD said they were not coming on to him. He said they were coming over to work out with them... Blitt said they were begging him to take his shirt off.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Joe Pesci asking to see the Speedo. Howard said he doesn't want to. Joe asked what he's afraid of. He said he wants to see those nipples. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said they have some video of the girls at the beach. Howard checked that out. He said the girls were hot. JD said they had a friend there who was hot too. He said they found them where they were sitting and the guys they were with didn't look like him at all.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was at the nude beach last week. He said he has bad news for Sal. He said he won't find any seagulls there. Howard said they're always at the nude beach. He asked what he's talking about.
Howard took another call from Ralph who said Pearlman is in a shirt he just got this morning and you can see the lines on it. He said he's always goofing on Ronnie. He said he works out and he doesn't need a shirt like that. Mike said he tried on a bigger on and it was too big.
Howard said he hasn't seen these guys in 3 years. He said they're having a great time there in Miami. He played a promo and said he has to take a pish. He said he's going to be talking to Priyanka Chopra Jonas today. He said she's on a new show on Netflix. JD said he saw someone watching that on the plane and it looks good. Howard said she's hot and the guy in it is hot. He said he knows she's married to Nick Jonas but how the hell does all of that chemistry work. Robin said there are a lot of people turning down the love scenes and stuff in shows because they're committed to their spouses. Howard said he'll tell you what, he understands that. He said he's not sure how actors do it.
Howard said Priyanka Chopra is in a new show with this guy who is in Outlander. He said it's like Richard Madden or something. He said his wife is so into that guy. He said this guy looks nothing like him. He said he doesn't get how she can be attracted to him. He said that the guy's name is Sam Heughan. He said he's not sure how actors do it. He said that guy is good looking.
Howard said Ronnie found himself a dream boat. He said the fact that she blew him like she did is unbelievable. Ronnie said they discuss things.
Howard said he'd be nervous to ask his wife to do that to him. He said he admires his openness with his girlfriend. Ronnie said they talk to each other about things. Howard said they're in a relationship in a weird way. He said it's great.
Howard asked if Stephanie has ever said no to something. Ronnie said she's pretty open to stuff. He said she has never done that. He said it's not wacky shit. Chris said yeah, it's not pegging or anything.
Howard asked how many times a week Ronnie is cumming. Ronnie said 3 or 4. The guys asked how big they are. Ronnie said he doesn't measure the loads. He said when he was 15 he used to be able to hit the wall when he'd jerk off. He said he'd hit the wall over his head. He said he'd have to clean the wall off. JD said if walls could talk...
Howard said he ha a wonderful woman. Ronnie said they were down there for NASCAR and they stayed in the same hotel they're in now. He said they were out with people and they got drunk off their asses. He said it was a night of lunacy.
Robin said women often times think of that as a romantic thing and they want togetherness and not a guy listening to Scott Schmaren. Ronnie said they have that too. He said they're trying new things to keep their sex life alive.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it as fake Scott Schmaren who was doing a bit that didn't work so Howard bailed.
Howard asked what else they do. Ronnie said they experiment. Sal said he's jealous. He said that they do have a wonderful relationship. Howard asked if he his wife would blow him like Stephanie did. Sal said she'd kick him in the balls if he asked.
Howard said he's got a lot of questions for Priyanka. He said she's been through a lot of life. He said he's anxious to speak to her. He said she was supposed to be on last week but she wasn't feeling well. He said she's coming in today. He said tomorrow they have Pitbull coming by. Ronnie said he owns a NASCAR team. Howard let the guys go and went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and did his talk up of the Police song. He asked Robin how he did. Robin said he almost got it. Howard said how dare you. Robin said he didn't get the call letters in.
Howard said Priyanka Chopra Jonas is there. He said he will explain why that song relates to her. Howard said she's a big movie star. He said he has to take her in. Priyanka said it's wild that she's talking to him. Howard said she's up early. He said she was sick last week. Priyanka said they're in the middle of a Citadel tour and they're all over the place. She said she had to make sure she was coherent for this conversation so she had to cancel. She said she was up until about 1 in the morning. Howard said she was actually sick. He said she went to the premiere though. She said she had to. She said this is post COVID too. She said if you show up with a cold you don't know how it's going to be. She said she knows it's not COVID but you have to do your thing.
Howard asked if we are really post COVID. He said he doesn't leave his house. He said he is there in Miami though. He asked if she's living her full life. Priyanka said she had COVID in December and she's probably got antibodies. She said she feels invincible. She said she is careful with her little one at home and her husband is immuno compromised with type 1 diabetes. Howard asked if he got it too. She said he did but he was over it in 3 days. She said he's type 1 and he got over it in 3 days. She said she had a hard time with it for 2 days. She said she was slammed. She said then she got the flu. She said that was harder than COVID. She said she's not sure if they're post COVID. Priyanka said that everything has changed. She said they're having this conversation over this network connection so things have really changed. She said things will come out over the next few years.
Howard said he has become nuts. Priyanka said she can't endorse that. Howard said he hides in his home now. He said he has to work on it with his psychiatrist. He said he hasn't gotten COVID yet. He said his wife wants him to go out so he has to try. He said he's fine staying at home though. Priyanka said she's fine staying home too. She said her home is usually a hotel room. She said she would take a quiet night at home over any meeting.
Howard said Priyanka is crazy. He said she's doing her own stunts like Tom Cruise. He said she's doing so well so why do your own stunts. He said the audience doesn't even know it anyway. He said you should protect yourself. He asked why she's doing that. Priyanka said she's good at it. She said she started her training on the job. Priyanka said she started in Bollywood movies and they didn't have stunt guys. She said she went through training and learned how to handle guns and things like that. She said the producers of the show were very involved and they said she's not a super hero in this show Citadel. She said they don't have helmets to cover their faces. She said she didn't feel pressured to do it but she did want to show up for her character. She said that her character is a spy and she wanted to show up for her.
Howard said he loved the show. He said he got to see a few episodes. He said most of the time he's bullshitting people about it. He said that his opinion doesn't mean anything but this show is fantastic. He said she and her co-star are fantastic looking. He said he loves the show. Priyanka said ''Oh yay!'' to that. Howard said his only issue is that they're not releasing all the episodes at once. He said they should do that. Priyanka said it is very bingey so she gets that. Howard said he's so into the characters. He said he doesn't know how they don't end up in bed together. He said if he was married to her he wouldn't let her near that guy. Priyanka asked if he has seen her husband. Howard said yes but he still wouldn't let that happen.
Howard said the guy she's in the movie with from Outlander is another hot guy. He said that guy is really good looking too.
Howard said he just read that she's going to the Met Gala. Priyanka said she is going. Howard asked why. He said he didn't think she cared about stuff like that. He asked why it's exciting for her. Priyanka said she likes to be good at whatever she does. She said she wanted to be on this show and be at her best. She said she is in the middle of a press tour and she's got a movie coming out in theaters too. She said this is good to do during a press tour.
Howard asked Priyanka about doing all of this stuff and how she's very busy. He said she's doing too much. He asked if she's burning the candle at both ends. Priyanka said she's used to this from her career in India. She said she was very greedy and hungry and she wanted to do them all over there. She said she has built her career brick by brick and she was thrown into this business. She said she was trying to keep her head above water.
Howard said her life seems to be like a movie. He said Priyanka is so hot. He said he loves this story. He said her father had to put bars on the windows of her home to keep guys away from her. Priyanka said she has to give context to that. She said her dad was so paranoid. She said he sent his 12 year old to America and she came back with all of these hormones in her from the food. She said that her dad freaked out.
Howard said Priyanka moved home to India and she would put on a mini skirt when she got to school. He said guys would follow her home. Priyanka said that's when she lived in the States. She said she lived with her aunt and uncle who were very conservative. She said that she was always looking for attention. She said that she had guys chasing her here in the states but then she went home and it was the opposite.
Howard said he has a problem with her childhood. He said it would send him into therapy. Howard said her parents had her and sent her to boarding school. He said then her parents sent her to America without them. She said she moved to Iowa and then to Queens to a few other places around the country. Howard asked if she questioned why her parents had her to just send her away. Priyanka said she was the opposite. She said most of it was accurate but a lot of that was empowering. She said the boarding school was that she was back chatting with her dad or whatever. She said that she was badly behaved but that wasn't the true story. She said there was a lot happening in her parent's lives and she needed something stable in her life. He said she came to America and she went to visit her aunt and uncle. She said the families are very close. She said she was 13 when they came here for vacation. She said she saw American high schools and she saw the boys. She said she was excited about the glamour of it.
Howard asked if it's more conservative over in India. She said it's not way more. She said they are very different culturally. She said their school systems are very different. She said the teachers would change classrooms instead of the kids changing. She said they also wear uniforms. She said they had more freedom here and that was attractive to her. She said she wanted that for herself.
Priyanka said that she never felt unloved because she felt loved by so many people. She said she was like her parent's beacon. She said everyone reminded her of that. She said she was never a burden. She said her dad changed her perspective on something when she was young. She said she was very pissed off as a teenager. She said she didn't like moving around. She said he told her that she could be whoever she wants when they move. She said it was the concept of reinvention. She said that she would think about what she could leave behind when she moved and that helped her with her job.
Howard asked if she was a trouble maker as a kid. She said she did get kicked out of her aunt's house for having a boy in her closet. She said she pretended like he wasn't in the house. She said she was 14 at the time. She said her aunt came home early and she got caught. She said this guy wore so much cologne that she sniffed him out in the closet.
Howard asked Priyanka about moving from India if she experienced a lot of racism. He said she has this accent and she looks different. He asked if there was any of that. Priyanka said she didn't think it was because she was Indian. She thought it was because she was new there. She said she had done that a lot so it wasn't intimidating to her. She said even in a new country it wasn't that bad. She said she was taught how to take the bus and how she wasn't supposed to look at anyone. She said she took the bus and she was cool. She said she was just 13 or 14. She said she was good at taking that on. She said she becomes aware of being Indian there after staying a couple of years. She said she was very aware of it in 10th grade or so. She said she had drama with some girl in school. He said that this girl went to racial slurs right away. She said she said mean things about her being Indian and that made her aware. She said she is different and more different than she's used to back home.
Howard asked if it was her beauty that made her hate her too. He said she used that racial stuff but she was blossoming at the time. Priyanka said that was probably it too. She said she talked about this somewhere. She said that was the only way she knew how to hurt her and that was her way of getting to her. She said that did get to her though and she ended up leaving the country over it.
Howard said he wanted every radio job but he wanted the people who fucked with him to see where he went. Priyanka said that very little perturbed her. She said she would go home and she had so much love at home. She said that even with her aunt she still wanted her there. She said that she did get kicked out because of the boy in her closet but there was never rejection. She said it was just family stuff. She said that gave her confidence. She said she has never talked about this in therapy so this is where she's getting it out.
Howard said he doesn't get how she can be without her parents and deal with her aunt. Priyanka said that she thought she could do more without her parents there. She said she went back to India and ended up failing everything. She was doing great here. Howard said he can picture her showing up in a mini skirt and all of that. He said that she must have known what she was doing. Priyanka said by 16 she knew she had that power. Howard said it seems like you get all of this attention from teachers and students and it must be like getting super powers. Priyanka said that he's very good at this. She said she hasn't thought about this. She said she thinks that she didn't have enough time. She said she had his awareness of her looks and she had that at about 15 or 16. She said she felt invisible before then. She said she was told by the Indian community that they had to stay hidden but she didn't want to do that. She said she wanted to be the main character in her family. She said as soon as she knew she had this thing that attracted people she went out and did it more. She said she ended up getting kicked out of her aunt's house because of that. She said that it's not just the beauty but the attention seeking behavior. She said that she had that confidence in her to know she was a peacock. Priyanka said her parents never tried to change her or have her conform. She said they encouraged her. She said she would fall asleep at parties with her parents because she was always welcome wherever they went.
Howard said he could never get his parents to respond to him. He said his wife was modeling at 9 and she got a lot of attention. He said she would get free stuff at stores. He said that it can be overbearing. He asked if she had the scary situations too. Priyanka said she has. She said she had become Miss India by 17 and Miss World by 18. Howard said he's amazed by her life. He said that he could spend 8 hours with her just about the pageants.
Howard said Priyanka had to have the bars on her windows because he was afraid of men following her. Priyanka said she was peacocking like she was doing in America. She said one guy followed her home and jumped into her balcony at night. She said her dad said fuck this and made her change her wardrobe. She said she had a driver driving her around too. She said that she thinks about it now and she's not sure how she got away with this shit she was doing. She said she felt invincible. She said she thought she could get away with it. She said the guy who showed up outside her window was someone she didn't know. She said the next day her father said she had to have rules.
Howard asked if it ever occurred to her that she should be modeling. He said the guy who took her passport photo asked her to take some photos of her. Howard asked if she felt that was odd. She said she felt like it was normal. She said she was so arrogant and vain. She said she didn't have that in American high school. She said that everyone was staring at her and talking about her.
Howard said she must have been quite the sensation in India. She said she loved it. Howard said the guys must have thought she was loose because of the wardrobe. Priyanka said she didn't even think about it but she was just having fun.
Howard said her mother took the photos and submitted them. Priyanka said not her. She said this guy said that he would take her photos and she told her mom and her mom storms into this studio with her and yelled at the guy. She said that she insisted on being there. She said her mom said that she can do this but she has to be there. She picked some clothing. She said that her mom let her pick and told her it was up to her. She said they were there to make sure she didn't push the boundaries too far.
Howard said it can go bad going to a photo studio. Priyanka said that it may not have been good if she had gone alone. She said her mom was there and they worked. She said she ended up in the Miss India pageant.
Howard asked if she was ready for the pageant thing. Priyanka said that she was flattered when she got the call. She said pageants around the world are different than they are here. She said that it's more about being eloquent and things like that. She said it's not all about looks. She said she got the call about the pageant and thought that she was just famous from going to America. She said she was so arrogant and she realizes that now.
Howard said women have to learn to pose in a bathing suit and all of that. He asked if she just went up in a bathing suit and won. Priyanka said she had 30 days to prep for this pageant. She said she's very good about preparing for things. She said she did that when she got to America. She said everyone else was a model in the pageant and she had the chance to meet people in the field to train them. She said that they did this over the 30 days. She said she just observed and absorbed as much as she could. She said she knew she had one thing going for her and she knew she could string a couple of words together. Howard said a lot of women can't do that. He said you've seen that on Instagram. Priyanka said it's a very stressful situation too. She said she's not the prettiest girl in the room. She said she was just 17 and she knew she could be smart up there. She said over there in India they look for that. She said you want to be a good ambassador for your country.
Howard said she sings so that was her talent for the pageant. Priyanka said she had a pop career for a second. Howard said she can sing. He said she wins the Miss India and they stick her in Miss World against 96 women. He said she won that too. Priyanka said she was 18. She said Jerry Springer was their host that year in 2000. She said it was in London that year. She said they had eliminated the bathing suit segment from her year. She said she didn't even have to wear one on stage. Howard said that's what has ruined beauty pageants. Priyanka said they had crazy numbers that year. She said they were just on a beach that year.
Howard asked if she went into the gym to prepare for this segment. Priyanka said she knew she wasn't going to win that part. She said she knew her strengths. She said had stretch marks on her by that time.
Howard said the magic continues and then she gets signed for four movies. Priyanka said not in India though. She said they have had women do that over there and they go right into movies. Howard said he has a friend who lives in India and he sends him movies from over there. He said they have like 10 billion coming out every week. Priyanka said over there they have multiple industries and multiple languages over there. She said they produce about 1000 movies a year over there. She said it would be like having 7 or 8 states with different languages over here.
Howard said she got this movie career and gets a manager who wanted to ''fix'' her. She said she had to have bigger boobs. Howard said she has bigger ones. She said they're not that big. Howard said he has watched her movies and she has a C-cup at least. She said that he's right about that. Howard said she doesn't need new boobs. Priyanka said that he thought she did. Howard said imagine her with a bigger cup. He said that this guy wanted her to do all of that and what else. She said he even told her to lighten her skin. She said that it was a movie producer who told her all of this. She said that behavior was very normalized at the time. She said she thought that was part of her job. She said she can train to look a certain way for a film. She said she doesn't think women have to do that stuff these days. She said that the conversation was so normal she didn't think anything of it at the time.
Howard said there was a story about a guy telling her she had to be in her panties for at least 4 minutes. He said that he said that because no one would come to the movie if she didn't do that. Howard said that's an incredible logic. Priyanka said she's heard a lot of sexist shit in her career. She said that people talk about you when you're in the room. She said filmmaker's would talk about how she had put on too much weight. She said it was very normal. She said they don't do it to her anymore. She said she won't stand for it. She said she's sure it still happens to people now.
Howard asked what she says when she hears something like that. She said you don't do anything. She said she didn't do anything at least. She said she thought it was part of the job. She said 20 years later she's unpacking it on Howard Stern and it probably did affect her. She said she felt empowered by her parents but then this made her feel dehumanized.
Howard asked Priyanka about the tattoo she has of her father's handwriting on her wrist. Howard said she told him to do that for her and she had him do it when he was sick. Howard said she got it tattooed on her wrist after having him write it on paper.
Howard said her father went in for surgery and got screwed up from the surgery they did. He said then her nose got messed u when she had a polyp removed from her nose. He said that must scare her. Priyanka said that everyone doing that job is also human. She said she got pissed as hell when it happened to her dad. She said that she has seen her parents as human. She said she could never be a doctor and that's just a crazy job to have someone's life in your hands. She said they are just people.
Howard asked about her nose being messed up. He said she lost movie work because of that. He said it affected her look obviously. Howard asked if she was suicidal over that. Priyanka said that was a long time ago but it was a dark time for her. She said she was around 18-20 and she was signed for movies and her face looked completely different. She said she went into a deep depression. She said her father blamed himself for not being there for her. She said he was a surgeon. She said that she never expected anything like that. She said she was thrown out of 3 movies after that. She said it was very embarrassing and thought everything was over for her.
Howard asked how bad the depression got for her. She said it was bad. She said she didn't want to leave the house. She said she was putting a lot of makeup on and trying to make it look better. She said her father was going to do surgery to help her out. She said that her father was there for her and she was able to keep a few movies. She said she was able to build up her confidence. She said a filmmaker kept her in the movie and he helped out a lot. She said she gave it her all and she did well.
Howard asked if she sued the guy who messed up her nose. Priyanka said she did not because they were just so busy with things and she was trying to get things going. She said they were just trying to survive.
Howard asked if she thought that she had to make it in America and be number 1 there. Priyanka said that was never her ambition. She said that they enjoy a huge film industry in India so she didn't need to do that. She said it's great to be able to work with other people in other countries but she didn't need it.
Howard asked Priyanka about coming to America and getting Quantico was she insulted that she had to audition for roles. She said she thought about that. She said she hadn't auditioned for years. She said she knew it was a different place and there were different rules. He said that she had people around her who told her what it was like and how she had to audition. She said it doesn't exist in her country. She said that was a cultural shift for her.
Howard said she can totally get rid of her accent. Priyanka said she's not even sure what accent she has anymore. She said she gets emotional and it's the Indian accent.
Howard asked what languages she speaks. Priyanka said she speaks Hindi and English. Howard said she went to school here so she learned English here. Priyanka said they have it over in India as well. She said that they teach both.
Howard asked if she's a hero in India after getting this lead in Quantico. He said he doesn't think there was anyone like her in a lead. Priyanka said she focuses on the support. She said she was able to break into the main stream and she's from India. She said she thinks there needs to be a normalization of that in main stream entertainment. She said she did get a lot of support but there was some skepticism there too.
Howard asked Priyanka if she thinks they cast her with white guys because they feel they have to do that. Priyanka said not really because she's doing some other movies and she'll be working with non-white men. She said in one film she's working with another Indian man. She said that she's able to do all of this stuff. She said that Citadel has an Indian and an Italian.
Howard asked if she feels pressure to do well with Citadel because it cost so much to make. Priyanka said she would if it was just her name on it. She said she has done that in the past. She said that can be very scary but she worked with so many great people on this that she's sharing it with them. Howard said he thinks this Citadel will be huge. He said he thinks it's great.
Howard said Citadel is already doing great around the world. He said it's number 1 on Amazon. Robin said what she loves about the show is that Priyanka is the smartest of the spies in the show. She said she knows what she's doing.
Howard said her career seems to be building and building. He said she can sing too. He played one of her songs she did with Pitbull called ''Exotic.'' Howard said he hopes that she enjoyed his dancing. He said Pitbull will be on the show tomorrow. He said he as to do a song with him too.
Howard said she fell in love with a pop star and he doesn't deserve it. He said the Nick Jonas story is wild too. He said their wedding was way over the top too. He asked what that wedding was and how much it cost them. Priyanka said they did it in India so it wasn't too bad. She said that Indian hospitality is the best in the world. She said she had a dream about getting married in a dreamy way. She said she had a 75 foot train on her dress. Howard said that's crazy. Priyanka said it's all about the bride in the wedding. She said that they did it over 3 days and people are lifelong friends after meeting there. She said it's great to see that.
Howard said to fall in love it must be tough for her. Priyanka said she falls hard when she falls. She said she loves going down that road. Howard said this relationship is wild. He said he felt it wasn't love at first sight with them. He said she had met him years ago and she wasn't interested in him. He said that he saw her in Quantico and he wanted to meet her. She said it was his brother that showed him. Howard said it's all based on nothing. Priyanka said she was dating someone else at the time and it was at the tail end of it. She said that this guy told her that Nick was the guy for her. She said it was Nick everywhere. She said that the musician thing is so hot.
Howard asked what's wrong with actors. He said he's heard that there's a problem there. He asked if it's a competitive thing. Priyanka said maybe. She said it's been tough for some friends of her's. She said it can be competitive. She said her husband acts too but his primary career is singing. She said she thinks that musicians have people wrapped around their fingers live for 2 hours and you can do anything on stage and the fans love everything coming out of you. She said that's an incredible power. She said that she has to work on a film for 90 days to get that out of something and that's not even guaranteed.
Howard said he thinks musicians live in a rarefied air. He said they don't live in reality. He said an actor has to answer to someone. He said actors have to answer to a boss. He said musicians can do things on their own time. Priyanka said actors have a call time and their job starts then while a musician's job starts when they walk on stage.
Priyanka said that Nick and his family are very humble and they act as a real family and they're there for each other. She said to see that and the success and love they have enjoyed was so disarming to her. She said it was unbelievable to her.
Howard said Nick walked up to her at an Oscar party and grabbed her hand and asked where she has been his whole life. Howard asked why it took a year for her to fall for him. Priyanka said it was such a prince charming moment for her. She said she didn't know him and it was a very odd thing for her. She said he went down on his knees for her and she was on her way out to get a burger and it was all slow motion to her. Priyanka went through the story with Howard and told him how they had already been in touch before that. She said they were just texting.
Howard said he doesn't get how they didn't hit things off right away. He asked if they ran into each other at the Met Gala or something a year later. Priyanka said it was at the Met Gala and they talked a little bit there. She said she wasn't looking for a relationship at the time. She said they went out on a few dates and he had asked her to go out to the White House with him and she didn't go. She said she thinks it was his farewell dinner or something. Howard asked why she would say no. Priyanka said she thinks she was afraid of getting into anything at the time. She said she had been through a lot with her previous relationship. Howard asked if men were giving up on her. Priyanka said not at all. She said that relationships just didn't work out. She said sometimes you grow apart.
Howard asked if she had wanted to get married to anyone before. She said she had thought about it. She said the difference with Nick was that she just went with it. She said she has a trust and faith with him that she has had since the beginning. She said he's very in control of the things around him. Howard asked where they went on their first date. Priyanka said he had 3 of his friends and she had her friends and they went to Beauty and the Beast at the Hollywood Bowl. She said they watched the show and she met his brother Kevin that day. She met his friends and he met her friends. She said that she didn't get dressed up for this at all. She said she was playing it cool.
Priyanka said the next day they went on a date together to a baseball game. She said she felt the butterflies and she didn't know what to wear. She said she was giddy and she hadn't felt that in a long time. She said it was all uphill from there.
Howard said he would just bring her to one of his concerts if he were Nick. He said that would get her interested. He asked if he did that at all. She said they were about a month into it when he finally did that. Howard asked if that was hot. Priyanka said it was so hot. She said that people who know Nick know that he's not a man of many words. She said he's very quiet. She said that once he gets on stage the whole stadium is him. She said his energy is all over the stadium. She said he's so great to watch in person. She said that she loves to watch them perform. She said they're all about family and community and it's awesome. Howard said she must have made love to him that night. Priyanka said she refuses to tell him that. Howard said she knows she did.
Howard said he'd imagine that dating a musician is great because he must write songs about her. Priyanka said the first time he did that was a great night for him. Howard said he'd write a song for her every night. Priyanka said that happened pretty quickly. She said that he told her he was at the studio the next day if she wanted to stop by. She said they were conducting a gospel choir and he had written this show they were recording. She said it's insane what he can do.
Howard asked where they were when he played her the song. Priyanka said they were in the car on their way to lunch. She said that he said he was going to play her something and he used words and phrases that are very her. She said she didn't say anything but he asked if it sounded familiar. She said Nick told her he had written it for her. Priyanka said she's talking about Nick a lot. Howard said he has a million questions for her and he's limiting how much he's asking.
Priyanka told Howard about the song being played for her and how Nick told her that his songs were going to be his love letters to her. She said that was really good to hear. Howard said they got married 5 months after meeting. Priyanka said it's been 5 years now. Howard said you'd figure they'd live together for a couple of years. Priyanka said when you know you know. She said they just made it happen.
Howard said he sees her in this Citadel with that guy and Nick has to get jealous. Priyanka said he has a song that says he does get jealous. She said she imagines he does. She said they have a very healthy confidence and faith in each other. Howard said it sounds good. Priyanka said she has caught fan's bras and passed them on to him. Howard said if he were nick he'd put bars up around her windows.
Howard said this Amazon show is going to be huge. He said he knew Dancing with the Stars was going to be big. He said he called it. He said this show is fabulous. He said that he thinks she'll be playing this character for years. Priyanka asked if Robin has seen it. Robin said she has seen the first 3 and now she's stuck waiting for the next episode.
Howard said the show is great and he thinks everyone will love it. He said tonight she's going to the Met Gala. He asked if she's taking a nap today. Priyanka said she has to do the glam thing too. She said that will take 3 or 4 hours. She said she wants to take her time doing all of that. She said she he likes to take her time doing all of that. Howard said this is a big deal for her. She said it is. She said she's going to be wearing Valentino tonight. Howard asked if it's low cut. Priyanka said it's theme based.
Howard said whenever he sees her on Daily Mail they're always talking about what she's wearing. Priyanka said it's always about her body on there. Howard said that's why he reads it.
Howard asked what she'll be flashing tonight. Priyanka said confidence. She wasn't saying what the dress was going to look like.
Howard asked if she's going to be judging other outfits there. Priyanka said probably. She said if you see her sitting there talking that's probably what they're talking about.
Howard asked about who she's going to see there and who she's excited to see. Priyanka mentioned Mindy Kaling, Florence Pugh and a few others that she's going to see there. Howard said it's going to be some night.
Howard asked if Meghan Markle is going to be there. Priyanka said she's not going down that road. Howard said he needs to hang with them. Priyanka said she thinks that he'd be a good hang. She asked where they could go. Howard said she can come to his house. Priyanka said they have to go somewhere else. Howard said they don't have to get together. He said she doesn't need him. He said the fantasy of him is much better than the reality. He said she can come over and they can barbecue in his back yard. Priyanka said she would enjoy that.
Howard said Priyanka seems very well grounded. Priyanka thanked him for that. Howard said he really does like her TV show. He said he bullshits about other shows but this one he's being honest about. He said her new movie is coming out soon too. Priyanka said that's called Love Again and that's coming out May 5th. She said Celine Dion is in that. Howard asked if she hung with her. Priyanka said she did but not a lot. She said she's very good in this movie.
Howard said he likes these movies where a couple finds each other and then they get into a fight and then they end up back together. Priyanka said that's sort of it. She said she thinks they'll both like this film. Howard said he loves the Hallmark channel movies. Priyanka said she does too. Howard said he has seen all three Kissing Booth movies. He said that's how much he's into that stuff.
Howard gave Priyanka some plugs and talked about making his movie and how he got aroused when he was doing scenes with beautiful women. He said he got turned on. Robin said in one scene it was very obvious.
Howard gave Priyanka some plugs for the TV show and for the movie. He also gave her some advice on getting facials after she said she might do that today. Howard suggested she take a nap instead. Robin thanked her for giving the so much time today. Priyanka thanked them for being understanding when she had to postpone. Howard said go home and nap instead of the facial. They spent a few more minutes talking about preparing for the Met Gala.
Howard wrapped up and ended the show around 10:55am.
Howard said before he tells you what the crew has been up to he has other things to talk about. He said he went walking around the city yesterday. He said his wife came down and made him feel more human. He said otherwise he'd sit in his hotel room. He said he and Beth walked for about an hour. He said it's beautiful down there. He said she packed him to get there. He said she forgot to bring her own sneakers. He said she said she'd walk bare foot. He said that's what she ended up doing. He said he'd never do that.
Howard said they went out to dinner and that was nice. He said Beth got all dressed up. He said she was wearing high heals and he was wearing a wrinkled shirt out of the closet. He said they had a nice time. He said they had to be home by 8 so they could watch Idol. He said they got back in time for that.
Howard said Katy Perry looks so glamorous. He said she must have done Ozempic. He said she's in tip top shape. He said he thinks anyone who looks in shape must be on it. He said she's all into her weight loss because she stood up like 50 times to show off her outfit. He said she had a bathing suit on under her dress. He said he didn't even notice that, his wife did. He said he was talking about how good looking she is.
Howard said Robin lost weight and she didn't need that stuff. Robin said you don't need it. She said they offered it to her. Howard said Oprah is thin now and she must be using it. He said maybe he's wrong about that.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Donald Trump. Howard said he's the first guy to welcome them to Miami. He waited to answer it so Trump was banging on the door. He said he's going crazy.
Howard opened the door and fake Trump was very upset with him for not opening it sooner. Howard said he has to get to it so get on with it. Trump welcomed him to Miami. He said it's like the Mecca of pussy. Howard said it really is. Trump talked about how there are some he'd be happy to pay some hush money to.
Howard said he used to be a New York guy but now he's a Florida guy. Trump said this state is full of the Walmart fattys that love him. He said New York is a democratic shithole.
Howard asked if there's anything that he doesn't like about Florida. Trump made up a bunch of names for Ron DeSantis and talked about why he doesn't like him. He had a lot of nicknames for him.
Fake Trump was going on and on with the nicknames. Howard said anyone who runs against him has to watch it with the nicknames. Howard said he came up with MoRon DeSantis. He said it's almost like a super power with the nicknames.
Howard said he's not sure he'd go to Mar-A-Lago at this point. Trump said he'll show him his classified documents if he comes down.
Howard asked where he's at with this Bud Light controversy. Fake Trump said that he had to throw that stuff out so Kid Rock doesn't trash the place.
Howard asked what he thinks about this Tucker Carlson leaving FOX News. Trump said he liked him except when he was trashing him behind his back. He said at least Don Lemon went down the same week.
Howard said he's going to let him go since he's very busy. Trump said hold on one second. Trump had Melania come in. He asked her to shoot ping pong balls out of her to show Howard the trick. She said no at first but then she shot them out. Howard let them go after that.
Howard said he thinks the studios are nice there but he didn't see much there. He said that they usher him in and out of there. He said he has no fucking idea where he even is.
Howard said someone came over and asked to take a selfie with her. He said he told the woman that he's not a dick but he can't do it. He said he doesn't like the way he looks. He said if he looked like Brad Pitt or someone like that then he'd do it. He said he just doesn't look good.
Howard said this woman was in a bathing suit like everyone else around there. He said they're all in bathing suits. He said they all dress like they work at Scores.
Robin asked if he was looking at her body. Howard said he has sunglasses so he has a move he can do so she doesn't know. He said everyone down there is wearing a g-string even the overweight people. He said this woman was very attractive. He said he went for a walk and there are some very attractive people there. He said he wont wear a bathing suit there. Robin said it is a free country. Howard said if you want a date you should cover up a little bit.
Howard said Miami really is beautiful. He said that it really is nice. He said he and Beth had a great time there eating out. He said it felt like a Caribbean vacation. He said the food is really good there. He said that's what's so great about this country. He said the food is better than some of the food in other countries. He said Miami is happening. He said he had a good time for him.
Howard said he was stressing out about coming to Miami. He said it feels good to be there. He said the guys are out having a blast too. He said they're having fun.
Howard said he realized he really hasn't seen anyone in 3 years. He said it didn't have much impact on him there but then last night he was talking to Beth about how things went. He said that Jason is drastically thinner and he hadn't seen him in person. He said he was thinking about Chris Wilding and Gary. He said Ronnie looks really good for a 73 year old. He said you know he's just going to fall apart. He said Sal's hair looked fuller. He said Jon Hein looked the same. He said he wondered what the guys thought about him. Robin said she was thinking about that and how he didn't react yesterday.
Howard said he's sitting there now wondering how the guys were reacting. He said that he knows Chris was saying something. He said Ronnie is there too. He said he was thinking about Ronnie. He asked him if he paid for the wedding bands or did he make her pay for that too. Ronnie said he's paying for them. He said she hasn't gotten a dress yet and her mother is paying for that. Howard said he and Beth are very consumed with making her pay for half. Ronnie said they're making their own wedding.
Howard asked Ronnie what he thought about seeing everyone yesterday. Ronnie said it was fun. He said he's seen some people out in L.A. Chris said he was getting emotional yesterday. He said he started crying.
Ronnie said Bill is out there by the door like he used to be. He said they have this whole thing now where when Howard comes out of his green room they halt everything. He said this used to be him telling everyone to wait. He said it was just fucking weird. He said they have the girls doing that stuff now. He said if you're down the hall they tell you to wait for him to come out.
Chris said he doesn't know who Bill is and what his personality is. He said he doesn't know him like he knows Ronnie. Howard said he didn't have a problem with Ronnie but he did things differently. He said he never would have fired him. He said he could have worked for him forever but he went out and got a guy who is a little less personality. He said he's just kind of very focused on the job.
Howard said Ronnie has a different approach to his job. Ronnie said he did it just fine. Howard said he was more of the undercover kind of guy. He said he's just a jerky guy hanging around. Sal mentioned a few things that he has done over the years and how the new guy isn't going to do that.
Howard said Beth asked how it was seeing Ronnie. He said he told her it was really good to see him. He said it's been a long time.
Howard said he heard Chris mentioned that he has a lot of liver spots now. Chris said he did notice that on his head. Ronnie told him to worry about looking at cocks instead of him. Chris said that Ronnie still looks good.
Howard asked the guys what they thought about him. They all told him he looks the same. Howard said they can keep working there then. Sal did his Gary impression and goofed on him for kissing Howard's ass about how he looks.
Howard said he heard that Chris is out of control down there. Chris said he stopped jerking off for a couple of weeks. He said when he was with guys he was picturing porno scenarios with guys. He said he is ready to play. He said he's all horned up. He said he was out looking at guys with Jon Blitt yesterday.
Howard said he heard Jon Hein saying that he was out of control. Jon said that he walked over to a pool table and there were people like families out there. He said Chris has blinders on. He said he only sees the guys. Chris said there are a lot of guys who are in great shape. The guys said he's seeing things the other guys aren't seeing.
Ronnie asked Chris about meeting this dude the other day and how he was making out with him. He said he doesn't get why he'd do what he did. Chris said he can't explain that. He said what that guy did was disgusting. Howard said he's very germ phobic. He said he would go to a strip club and he'd share a drink with a stripper. He said when he got single he was dating chicks and he was going down on these women. He said he was putting his mouth on their vaginas and he didn't know where they had been. He said when you're into someone you'll do stuff you wouldn't usually do.
Robin said one day they were out in Vegas and she looked over at Howard and he was up to something. Howard said no need to get into that any deeper. He said that he always feels like Robin is being left out but she needs to be left out of those trips. Gary said she's a buzz kill.
Gary said he asked Chris about being on the apps down there and why not just go out and fuck someone. Chris said he still likes leading up to the act. He said he had no idea the guy was going to feed him like a bird the other night. Gary said he looks like he just wants to fuck and he's about to explode.
Chris said Sal looks really good. He said he's not sure what he has done but he looks like a different guy. Ronnie said its all of the products. Robin said he should jerk off because his eyes are getting warped. Sal said he's doing a lot of push ups and walking at night too.
Ronnie said the guys there were huge. He said then Mike said they were going to work out there and warm up. He said he was like fuck you. He said he didn't go there to pull his back out. He said this was his Jon Blitt thing. He said he does it differently. He said he's not doing it to fuck someone up. He said that he and mike were arguing and that's what Mike wanted.
Howard said Sal was supposed to do something with him too and he didn't want to do it. Mike said he didn't want to do his hair. Mike said he didn't want to do all of that stuff with his hair.
Howard asked Mike what his story is. Mike told Howard about how he had a tank top on and not short shorts like Ronnie said. He said Ronnie was complaining the whole time about being there. He said he was the one making the scene.
Howard said Memet was talking about how Mike is trying to hold on to every bit of his hair at this point. He said Sal has all of this stuff he does to his hair to make it look like he has hair. Sal said he wanted to do a thing with mike where he was going to do the same to his hair. Howard said he heard Mike got upset and went to his room and pouted. Mike said he went to his room to get ready.
Ronnie said Mike pretended that he got a phone call and then had an excuse that his computer broke at 4 in the afternoon. Sal said they were getting ready for dinner and then he said his computer broke. Mike said he got a call from the IT guys about all of that. Sal said that they felt like Mike wasn't being a team player. Mike said they can do it later today then.
Sal said he has his stuff there. Ronnie said you can see Mike getting upset. Mike said he'll shave his head. He doesn't care. Ronnie said he's so vain.
Ronnie and Mike were arguing about the Muscle Beach thing. They were going back and forth arguing about that and the hair thing.
Ronnie said he took him over to the swings and put him on the swings. He said he did it for the show. He said he has no problem doing that. He said then Mike wanted to take him shopping for some clothes. He said he had no clue where the stores were. He said he had no plans. He said Memet had to find stores. Mike said Memet was the producer on this whole thing. He said he was helping with it. Ronnie said this was Mike's thing dude.
Howard said they're like oil and water. Ronnie said Mike is always busting his balls. Howard said he's trying too hard maybe. He said you just have to let it happen.
Sal said that Mike thinks that Ronnie is trying to be Howard and Ronnie thinks that Mike is trying to be Howard. Mike said he can tell that Ronnie looks up to Howard like a brother. Ronnie said he's just a good fucking friend.
Howard asked what happened with the dessert last night. Ronnie said you have to hear this. He said the guy was nice enough to bring over this dessert. He said he took a couple of bites and then offered mike some. He said Mike said guys don't order dessert unless you're on a date. Mike said it looked like a little kid at the table eating his chocolate cake. Ronnie said he sounds stupid talking about that. Howard said he and Beth had a dessert they shared. Ronnie said you just have some and share it. He said then Mike comes out with that comment.
Mike said it was funny with Ronnie eating that stuff with the strawberry on top. Ronnie said he's not the one trying to be Italian, Mike is.
Memet said that anything Mike says sets Ronnie off. He said even if it's an innocent comment. He said he asked him about something about his dad and Ronnie freaked out asking what the fuck he's talking about. Ronnie said he thinks he knows everyone in his head. He said he's obsessed. He said he's fucking sick.
Howard said someone asked about his security cameras at his house. Mike said he was asking an innocent question. He said he freaked out when he asked. He said everything sets him off. Ronnie said he can't talk to this fucking guy.
JD said that he was there when Mike asked about the camera thing. He said Ronnie was ready to throw something at him. Howard said they have to end this and get to Pitbull. Ronnie said he's missed this. Howard said it was nice seeing the guys yesterday. He said it's been 3 years. He said they're there in Miami and they have Mr. Worldwide coming in. Ronnie said he owns a NASCAR team. He said Michael Jordan does too. He said that's cool.
Howard did a live commercial read and went to break.
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Howard came back and said he's going to suggest that Pitbull does a song and cover this. He said this is Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305, Pitbull. He said this guy looks sharp. He said he has to start wearing white. He said that's Miami. He said this is early in the morning.
Howard said Pitbull looks good. He asked if he has someone dressing him. He said he looks so good in the blue shirt and white outfit. He said he looks sharp. Pitbull said he has a stylist names Kyle White. Howard asked if he has designers who want to dress him. Pitbull said nothing on him is designer. He said he likes to buy things on sale. Howard said he'd give him shit for free. Pitbull said if he's part of that business he'd do that. He said if he's not along for the ride he's not going to take that deal.
Howard said Pitbull used to idolize scar face. He said he realized he shouldn't be doing that after a while. Pitbull said his parents were coke dealers. He said his mom told him not to be that guy and to be the guy who has the money and is more sophisticated.
Howard said he had to talk to him since he was in Miami. Pitbull said Miami stands for Money Is A Major Issue. Howard said he used to come down there when he was a kid to visit his grandfather. He said he has no idea what's going on down there but it's wild. He said you have to have money to have something happening there. Pitbull said he had a friend who he would sit on the stoop with. He said that he was the one who told him what Miami stands for. He said he was right. He said you need money to be down there. He said money doesn't drive him. He said he had goals to have stability and security. Howard said he's so right. He said he didn't get into radio to make money. He said he just wanted a place to go and have a home. He said he just wanted to provide for his kids.
Howard said he loves this quote from him about Cuban Americans. He said something about if you don't love this country then god bless you but fuck you at the same time.
Howard said he came from a father who said there is opportunity here. He said you don't know how fucked up it is in other countries. He said Pitbull's parents lived under Castro. He said they're still imprisoned down there.
Pitbull said that he makes sure the United States remains United. He said freedom isn't free. He said it's expensive. He said you have to fight for freedom. He said we can all have a conversation about how it's priceless. He said that you look at what's going on and he doesn't get involved. He said he just appreciates the freedom he has. He said he doesn't get the people who say things but don't do anything about it.
Howard asked how many schools he's built. Pitbull said 12 schools at this point. He said that one of them has been up for 10 years now. He said it's the best investment he's made in his life. He said this is a charter public school. He said they're graduating at 100 percent at this point. He said this school is an A school in Little Havana. He said he has to thank everyone there for believing in them. He said it's priceless to be able to give an opportunity like that. He said he didn't graduate from high school.
Howard said Pitbull went to 25 different schools. He asked why that is. Pitbull said it was survival of the fittest. He said that's what he'll say. He said that music was his savior. He said he could have gone in the wrong direction. He said that he could be there in Miami the cocaine capital of the world and dealing. He said that's not what he had to do. He said that he was born with coke in his blood.
Howard said he has sold more than 80 million singles. He said he had 2 number 1 hits and a bunch of top 10 hits. Howard said it's pretty remarkable. Pitbull said hard work pays off. He said he did that and it paid off for him.
Howard said he says that music is 10 percent art and 90 percent business. Pitbull said that you have different people who are cookie cutter artists. He said they go out and look for those people and just put them on the assembly line. He said they see how long it lasts and then they cut you off when you've run out. Howard said his approach is brilliant. He said Pitbull isn't married to one act. He said he'll go out and work with other acts and he can remain current like that. Pitbull said it's the music business and not the music talent. He said that he's not caught up in the likes and all of that. He said he just makes music and he's going to generate for generations. He said he's trying to create something for the generations. He said he's doing this school thing for the same reasons. He said he doesn't get caught up in the fuck shit.
Howard asked if he's in Miami a lot. Pitbull said he is spending a lot of time there. He said he has great spots that are low key. He said he has no social media or anything like that. He said he doesn't fuck with that shit. He said that's the new dope dealers. Howard said that gets the music out there. Pitbull said technology is great but let it work for you instead of the other way around. He said that it's the new dope.
Howard asked if he has found love or is he just too in love with being free. Pitbull said he has very special people in his life. He said if you love something you don't run around and show the whole world. He said you keep it quiet. He said he's keeping that quiet. He said if you keep your mouth shut it keeps the flies out. He said flies love shit.
Howard asked Pitbull about living with a foster family and how that worked. Pitbull said he lived with them for about 8 months. He said they were great to him. He said he's not in touch with them at this point. He said he'd love to know what they're up to but he has no idea if they even know who he is. He said he lost Spanish when he was there in Georgia. He said it came back to him later on though.
Howard said he's a smart guy. He asked if he has had his IQ tested. Pitbull said he has not. He said he's good at listening and watching. He said reading isn't something he does much. He said that he reads his lyrics. He said his father used to take him on stage with him and have him read a poem. He told Howard what they would say in Spanish and then he'd interpret them in English.
Howard said it's a sign of intelligence that he can remember all of this. Pitbull said that's because he didn't do cocaine.
Howard said hie thinks that his song Coolo is the one that really caught on. Pitbull said that Uncle Luke was the guy who gave him his big shot. Hard said that guy was the real deal. Pitbull said he fought for the first amendment so he really loves this country.
Howard asked when he got that first hit. Pitbull said he was a senior in high school. He told Howard about this school he was going to and how the principal was trying to find him something to do with extracurricular activities. He said that he knew that he was up to something. He said he told him he didn't want him in his school. He said that he gave him a piece of paper saying he had graduated and he didn't actually graduate. He said that he just told his family that a couple of years ago.
Howard asked if he has been in fights and stuff like that. Pitbull said sure he has. He said he's lost a bunch too. He said everyone has lost a fight. He said anyone who says they haven't lost is lying.
Howard asked what kind of fights he got into. Pitbull said he got into a fight when he was going to school in a Haitian area. He said that he could get to school quickly but he knew where these kids would hang out. He said that one day he was running late. He said he had to go through this spot. He said they got him. He said he got them too and they became friends after that. He said there were 3 guys who were just hanging out there. He said through all of that they became close and respected each other's cultures.
Howard asked if he got his ass beat. Pitbull said he did. He said you get one shot in with one kid and they think you have heart if you do that. He said they respect you after that. He said they became friends after that. Howard asked if any of those guys come to his concerts. Pitbull said those kids are probably in prison or dead at this point. He said he has had kids come to his concerts from other schools. He said not that one though. He said no one believed in him back then. He said now they come to him and say they're proud of him. He said they aren't jealous. He said they show their love. He said they thank him for repping the city the way he does. He said that goes a long way.
Howard played more of the Coolo song and asked where that came from. Pitbull went through the story about how that song came about. He said there was another song about Poolo and it was misunderstood on radio and this guy started singing Coolo so it's a remake of that Poolo song.
Howard said he will just remake a song and take it in his own direction. Pitbull said he does. He said he was in a dive bar pub with Lil Jon and they ended up doing that. He said Jon thought he had a hit there. He said they went in the next day and recoded the song.
Howard said they have a new song out now too. He said it's a remake of Jump Around. Howard said he loves that song.
Howard said he took the song Jump Around and remade that. Pitbull told Howard how that came about. Howard said House of Pain must love to hear that he's remaking it. Pitbull said that's the first song he ever wrote a rap to. He said that was way back then.
Howard said he thinks Pitbull was on America's Got Talent with him when he released the song Fireball. He said that's a great song too. Pitbull said he loves performing that song. Howard said he dances pretty cool too. Pitbull said dancing is everything. He said just do what you want to do to the beat. Howard said he looks like a douche when he dances himself. He said Pitbull looks very masculine when he dances. He said he looks like he's about to put his dick in the girls on stage. He said it's unbelievable. Howard did his impression of him dancing. Pitbull got up and showed him how to dance the right way.
Howard said he's out of breath now. He said he has to make music that people want to dance to. Pitbull said music is an escape so they have to do that. He said they just did 30 seconds of straight fuckin' there.
Howard said the thing he loves about his music is the way he moves on stage. Pitbull said what you see is what you get. He said he loves to give the world his life. He said he's enjoying it. Howard said people who run for president seek him out. He said that they know he has the Latin vote. Howard said he heard that Trump took him around in his helicopter. Pitbull said that was before he ran for president. He said that he was courting the situation. He said he doesn't think he even knew if he as going to run for president. Pitbull said he only deals with politicians when he needs to and that's when he's doing the school thing.
Howard said Trump asked him to speak at his convention and it was an uncomfortable thing. He said he couldn't be there for him. Pitbull said he never got there with him. He said that it don't get that far. He said they talked more business. He said he doesn't get involved in politics. He and Howard talked about how we're all immigrants here and the Native Americans are the only natives here.
Howard asked about his NASCAR team. Pitbull said he loves it. He said NASCAR started with bootlegging and moonshine. He said that if you know the story there it's become the biggest spot in America. He said that's what he fell in love with. He said he loves the underdog spirit of the teams. He said that they have a lot of great guys there. He said they've been in it for 3 years and both drivers made it to number 2. Howard said that's an expensive game. Pitbull said that's why you have partners. He said it's a team. He said they're creating a lot around Trackhouse. He said they have a lot going on there. Howard asked if he has hung out with Michael Jordan. Pitbull said he's seen him at the races. He said Jordan told him how to drink his tequila. He said he got fucked up on that stuff.
Howard said forget about all of the other stuff, did he get Travolta to shave his head. Pitbull said he did ask him if he could shave his head and he said absolutely. Howard said he thinks Travolta looks great without hair. He asked if he had a conversation with him about that. Pitbull said he showed up to speak on his behalf at his Hollywood Walk of Fame thing. He said they did talk about the shaving the head thing and he said he should go for it. Howard said he put him in one of his videos and he dances in it. He said that's a big deal. Pitbull said that guy is a trip. He said it's great to talk to him about life.
Howard said he has watched that Two to Tango video and they look great in it. He asked if he told him what to do for that video. Pitbull said he wasn't there for that. He said he's not sure who told who to do what. He said that those girls know how to bring it and they know how to be very professional in it. He said he just does his thing and they do all of the heavy lifting. Howard played his song ''75 Brazil Street'' and asked how he came up with that. Pitbull explained how he heard this song on the radio and how he flipped the song around by adding some lyrics. He said he got in touch with the guy in the Dominican Republic who wrote the song and he asked him how much money he wanted. He said he didn't want a percentage. He said he wanted money. He said he gave him money and the percentage. He said it changed that guy's life.
Howard asked Pitbull about working with Shakira. Pitbull said she's very humble and very professional. He said she's gorgeous too. Howard asked if they ever hooked up. Pitbull said not at all. He said she's just a great woman.
Howard asked Pitbull about working with Jennifer Lopez. He said she must know they're going to have magic. Pitbull said he's worked with a lot of great artists. He said that he's working on a tour that will be coming soon.
Howard played another song that Pitbull did with Ke$ha. Pitbull told the story behind working with her.
Howard said he worked with Jennifer Lopez too. He played some of that song. Pitbull said he and Jennifer went to Brazil to work together and she said that they're not doing too bad for two poor kids from the States. He said he's thinking about that right now. He said that was such a great moment for them.
Howard asked if he ever hooked up with her. Pitbull said he did not. He said that she's very professional too.
Howard said he has a lot of great songs. He said that Priyanka Chopra sends her love. Pitbull said she's great. He said she's doing great for her country and opening a lot of doors for people from India.
Howard thanked Pitbull for welcoming them to Miami. He asked what he should be calling him. Pitbull said he can call him Armando. Howard gave him some plugs for the new song ''Jumpin.'' He played some of that and wrapped up with him. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and sang along with SexyBack a little bit. Robin said she wants to see that Lady Private Parts movie they just played the commercial for. She said they had Sarah Silverman as Howard. Howard said he and Pitbull were busy doing a photo shoot so he didn't hear it. Robin said they had great casting in that movie.
Howard did a live commercial read and then had ''I Gotta Feeling'' as he was wrapping up. He didn't seem to know what was happening but he let the song play.
Robin said Howard was dancing with Pitbull earlier. Howard said that was a lot of fun. He said he had a good time dancing. He said he was a good interview.
Howard took a call from a woman named Michelle who introduced him to this Alix Earle. He said that she was the one who told her about Alix and that she has millions of followers. Howard said Michelle was the one. He said Alix is there and she's going to answer their questions about how to be social influencers. Howard said she's there because of Michelle. Michelle said Howard has a finger on the pulse of what's going on so this is fantastic. She said she's still wasting her life following her.
Howard said Alix has a crazy number of followers. He said she has a much better plan for graduating than most people do. He said she has over 5 million TikTok followers. He said she's doing something right.
Howard said he lost Robin's visual. Howard asked Alix how she's doing. She said she made it. Howard said he's amazed by what she has accomplished. Howard asked if she was popular in high school. Alix said she had friends. She said she's always been pretty social. Howard asked if she wanted to go to University of Miami. Alix said she did. Howard said he heard it was a big party school. Alix said it is and she wanted to go there because of that.
Howard said everyone was talking about her and he went home and watched her on TikTok or whatever it was. He said she is good looking but that doesn't get 5 million followers. He said you have to open your whole life up to people to get that many. Howard asked who the role models were for her. Alix said she started out wanting to be picture perfect. She said she had acne so she started posting about that. She said she started out posting in her Freshman year. She said that this past summer was when things took off for her. She said that she got to a breaking point and she just posted that she had acne. She said that's when things took off.
Howard asked where the acne came from. He asked if she thinks it was stress. Alix said she thinks that it was before she had a lot of followers. She said she had some hormonal thing going on. She said then the followers started coming in when she showed that she had acne. She said it was the relatable factor there. Howard said that's interesting. Alix said she tried the opposite of what she was doing and that's when things took off for her.
Howard said her videos are pretty professional. He asked if she has a team working for her. She said not at all. She said it's her roommates if anyone is filming her. Howard said it must take a lot of time to make a post. Alix said it does but she likes it.
Howard said she has this whole thing going on and it seems like it's her and 4 other chicks hanging out. Alix said she tells stories and using her voice more helped her get followers. She said the University of Miami helped too. Howard asked if it's more guys or girls following. She said it's more girls. Howard said he thinks guys watch because she's hot but then the girls think she's hot and she explains things to them. She takes them on fun adventures too.
Howard said they go on trips and stuff and it's got to be fun. Alix said she gets so many offers. She said she gets to take her friends with her and it's great. Howard said he was such a loser in college. He said he had one friend. He said if she made a TikTok of his life back then it wouldn't have been anything. He said she's doing this thing that's turned into a big business.
Howard asked if she's skipping class to go on trips. Alix said she works around it. She said she can talk to her professors. She said that it's been a work/school balance for her. Howard said it has to be hard to get out of class to go to Coachella . He asked if she looks at her professors and wonders what she can learn. Alix said she has learned a lot from them. She said that's why she's staying in school. She said she loves school and it's very important to her.
Howard said he is proud of her because she did stay in college. He said if it was him he'd just take the money. He asked how much you can make doing that TikTok thing. Alix said she doesn't know. She said that they're working on making a class for influencers. She said a lot of young people are looking for something like that.
Howard asked if her family was nervous for her doing this social media thing. He said she makes it known where she's going to school. Alix said she has been posting for a while and her family did tell her to tone it down with the bikini pictures. She said her parents are on her side and backing her on what she's doing. Howard said she never has to hit them up for money. Alix said it is nice that they're proud of her. She said they put her through 4 years of school and now she's making her own business.
Howard said if he were her dad he'd be thinking maybe she shouldn't be out on the beach rolling around. He said he's not sure why he's fascinated in it but he likes watching her put makeup on. He said he likes to see her transitioning into that character. Alix said people have such a short attention span now. She said she finds it a good way to get people to watch. She said that she keeps it short. Howard said that's what he wants. Alix said that she scrolls if she's not into it within 2 seconds.
Howard asked Alix about how this acne thing started. Alix said it started in like January and then it was really bad in June. She said she made the video about it and then she expected it to be nasty comments but the people were good about it. She said that she went on Acutane to clear it up. Howard said that stuff really works. He said that he remembers before that stuff it was really painful looking. He said that can change your life. Alix said it really is amazing.
Howard asked Alix about her finals today and what she has to do. Alix said she has to take her final exam today. Howard asked if she ever thinks about how she could just walk away and not even take that final. Alix said she loves it and she loves being with her friends there. She said it's been such an amazing experience. She said she'd stay there another year if she could. Howard asked if she has a house there. She said she lives in a house with 5 other girls. She said they're all fair about what they pay and all of that.
Howard said her college experience is so magical. He said she can't be sitting there all day thinking about the bills and stuff. He said she must have editors and stuff. She said she does. Howard said she must have bills to pay. Alix said that everyone started following her in December and she had people reaching out to her. She said she went to L.A. to take meetings with people out there. She said she learned as much as she could in as short a time as possible. Howard said things just blew up for her. Alix said it's crazy.
Howard said Alix goes to L.A. and she tells them this is happening and she needs a publicist and a manager. Howard asked if anyone didn't get her and didn't vibe with her. Alix said he has to stay in Miami because she loves it there. She said she didn't want to move to L.A. She said now she has a team and she's staying there in Miami.
Howard asked if she dresses hot for class. Alix said not really. She said she rolls up in her pajamas. She said it's too much work in the morning. Howard asked if teachers hit on her. Alix said no. She said she hasn't had that at all.
Howard said he saw something about her opening a drawer and her clothes were wet. Alix said she's not sure what happened but it may have been someone who didn't like her came in and peed in her drawer. Howard asked who she thinks it was. She said this is before things blew up for her. She said that they're not sure who did it but it must have been someone who doesn't like her.
Howard asked who got her out to Coachella. Alix said it was the brand Guess who flew her out there with her friends. She said her little sister came with her too. Howard asked if her sister is doing to do this same thing. Alix said that her sister is so cool but she's more chill than she is.
Howard asked if she gets affected by the comments. Alix said she reads comments and she wants to know what they're saying. She said there can be mean things but it doesn't bother her. She said she's not affected by that. Howard said he does. He said he can't read social media comments. He said he can dish it out but he can't take it.
Howard said she must have read something that rocked her world. Alix said there are people who say she's gross and things like that. She said no one is perfect. She said they're entitled to their opinions.
Howard said he liked it when she got dressed up for Coachella. He said that she came out in some outfit. Alix said that was for Ultra in Miami. She said she can wear that stuff out there. She said that they have this EDM festival there so that's what that was for. Howard said he didn't think she could walk around in that outfit there. Alix said she likes to tease the audience with stuff like that. She said it's a little controversial.
Howard said she's honest about what she has done. He said she got breast implants. He said she was clear about it. Alix said she did that in January of 2022. Howard asked why she did that. Alix said that she would never lie about it on the internet. She said she has grown up watching people lying about it. She said it's just not real. Howard said he was there for her Boobies party. He said he wasn't invited but he did watch it. He asked if it was a big change. He asked if it was an A to a D or something. She said it was. Howard said that's a big deal.
Howard said she talked about how she saw the lineup of knives in the room and that freaked her out. Alix said they don't tell you about that ahead of time. She said she didn't want to see that ahead of time. Alix said she tried doing things to make her boobs bigger with food and supplements but that didn't work.
Howard asked what her plan is now. He said that she has to keep this going. He said she has to get a job and we have to hang with her. He asked what her plan is. Alix said she was having an identity crisis recently. She said that she's becoming an adult and she has to figure out what to do. She said that she has friends who are figuring it out. Howard said she has a job though. Alix said she wants to start something of her own. She said she can't tell him yet. She said she really doesn't know yet herself.
Howard asked if she's going to get her own place. Alix said she just signed her lease with one of the girls who is staying in Miami. Howard said she should stay with the hottest friend. Alix said they're all hot. Howard said thank god.
Howard said we don't know what's going to happen to her yet. Alix said that it could all just go away. She said she's always going to keep going out and sharing her stories. She said it doesn't feel like work to her.
Howard said she considers Selena Gomez as a friend. Alix said she's not sure Selena would say that but she did get to meet her. Howard said he thought she met Miley Cyrus too. Alix said she didn't but she thinks she's so cool.
Howard asked how you handle it when you hang with famous people. He asked if she just hangs back. Alix said she does. She said she gets to go to these parties and she had to learn how to just relax and hang out.
Howard said this social media thing is wild and it can really change your life. Alix said she had no idea this was going to happen. She said she loves it though. Howard asked how old she is. She said she's 22. Howard asked why she tried Botox. She said she heard it would stop wrinkles. She said it froze her face too much though.
Howard asked if she likes the sun. She said she does. Howard said that will screw your skin up.
Howard said now she's graduating. Alix said in two weeks she's graduating. She said she had her last class and cried the other day. Howard said he was so invisible in college. He said he can't imagine her life. Howard asked if she's offered free stuff when she goes out to dinner and things like that. Alix said she has had guys pick up the check and things like that. She said not that much. Howard said he knew a hot chick who worked for them years ago and she would go downstairs and this guy would give her free ice cream. He said it wasn't free for them, it was just free for her. She said that does happen for her and other women down there in Miami.
Howard asked if she has people asking her for advice on social media. Alix said she does give advice. Howard said she is only 22 but has she found love. Alix said not yet. Howard asked if she would go public with that. He said she must have had boyfriends. She said she has and she has put them on. She said it can get crazy out there and people have opinions about it all. She said that she sees people posting about it and it makes it worse. She said she's just dating around and having fun. She said nothing serious at this point.
Howard said she's pretty and she's successful so guys might be trying to date her to get some of that from her. He said she has to be careful.
Howard said he read that she had a lot of anxiety earlier in her life. She said she had a fear of passing out. She said she did pass out once. Howard said he can relate. He said his mother won't leave her place because she might have to go to the bathroom. He said that's what she's going through with the passing out thing. He said she could have something weird happen. Alix said she wouldn't leave the house without a full meal packed. She said she was so scared. She said she hasn't passed out since. She said she pushed herself and she took therapy and takes Lexipro too. She said she feels like it's such a small amount that it's not a big deal.
Howard asked if she drinks or smokes weed. She said she doesn't think she has to be careful. Howard said uh oh. She said don't take her advice. Howard said she has figured something out. He said he hopes it keeps going for her. He said he likes what she's doing. He said he enjoys it. He wished her luck with all of that and her graduation. Howard said a lot of these kids are losers but she has something going on.
Howard said Alix Earle is out there. He said he liked the Frat video. She said people thought she had gotten married.
Howard asked her about what her final is about. She said it's psychology. She said she has to go take the test in the room and all of that. Howard asked if she's an A student. She said that she's a good grade student. She said she gets A and B grades. Howard wished her luck again. He said she's Alix Earle on Instagram and TikTok. Howard asked if she's had guys slide into her DMs. She said she has. Howard asked if they're older guys. She said some are older. Howard said she's just a 22 year old. He asked if she would date a guy in his 40s. She said she would not. She said she's a personality person. Howard said he's one of those. Howard said follow her on TikTok and Instagram @AlixEarle.
Howard asked how many times she has to post a day. Alix said she does 4 on TikTok and once on Instagram every couple of days.
Howard rapped up and let her go after that. He said his wife and Jon Bon Jovi and his wife are there.
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Howard said they just had Pitbull and Alix Earle on and now Jon Bon Jovi and his wife Dorothea are there. He said Beth is there too. Robin said they've never had Dorothea on the show. Dorothea said she's not going to say one word.
Jon said that Howard will never be back here. He said they're going to take pictures because they know he won't be back. Howard said Dorothea has put up with Jon for years. Dorothea said that they just had their 34th anniversary. She said Jon is very romantic. Howard said Jon drove him around in his car the other day. He said he really is romantic.
Howard said Jon must have done something special for her. Jon said they had a nice time. He said they went to a memorial for her uncle who passed away.
Howard said Dorothea told him that Jon insists on making love to his own songs. Dorothea said that she told him that in confidence. Jon said he puts on his early outfits to go along with the early songs. Howard asked if Jon was the kid in high school who was image obsessed. Dorothea said that she didn't know him that well in high school. She said he was the cutest guy in school though. Howard asked if he had his whole look back then. She said he did. She said he was a rock star.
Howard asked if Jon fell for her right away. Jon said he did. He said that it was love at first sight. Howard asked if he had her out to see his band. Jon said they went to see Sam and Dave together. He said that was their first concert. Howard asked if Jon wanted to be on stage like that. Jon said he did. He said that was his aspiration. Jon and Howard talked about the bands that were around back in the day.
Howard said Jon was explaining to him that the guys who were in cover bands were making good money doing that and didn't want to write their own songs. Jon said Alec was in a cover band and he was making like 3 grand a night in a cover band.
Howard asked about Jon trying to get Dorothea by playing for her at a gig. Jon said they were opening up for Southside Johnny and he'd take her to the shows. Dorothea said she knew he was good. She said she was impressed that he could sing. Howard asked if they knew Bruce back then. Jon and Dorothea said they did. Jon said that he jumped on stage when he was like 16 or so. He said that was in 1979 so he was 17. Howard said Jon is the guy who got him to go to Cleveland to the rock and roll hall of fame. Howard said he did it for Jon.
Howard said he's going to tell this story about Jon. He said this is what happened. He said he talked about going in a car with a friend. He said it was Jon's car. He said they drove around for 3 hours. He said Jon called him up to get him out of the house. Howard asked if Beth put them up to this. Dorothea said she did but Beth swears she didn't do that. Howard said Jon wanted to just drive around to nowhere. He said that Beth did say it would be nice if he got out. Howard said Jon just anted to drive around with the radio on. He said they had a good fucking time. Jon said it was a great time. He said they were in the car for 3 hours. He said they never had a dead moment. Howard said they got into a great conversation. He said he influenced him in 3 ways. He said he got him out of the house and they talked about finances. He said that he advise him on some things. He said it was very sound advice. He said Jon also talked about his career.
Howard asked what that car was. Jon said he loved it. Howard said it was so tiny. Howard said he barely fit in it. Howard said he was going to be miserable with him. He said he was very positive about it though. He said that Jon knew it was going to be too small for him. Howard said his knees were in his nose. He said that it was tiny. He said they drove around and he was asking him about songs he wrote and he had him breaking down the song writing. He said they were talking about a song he didn't have the hook for first. Jon said he's not sure what it was. Howard said he was telling him when he writes a song he comes up with the killer hook after. Jon didn't remember that. He said he doesn't recall what it was. He said they talked about a lot of songs. Howard said shame on your for not remembering.
Howard asked if it's the sexiest thing in the world when Jon comes down and says he has written a new song. Dorothea said that it can hit her emotionally. She said she knows when it's a hit song.
Howard said he's getting word that they have to leave. Howard asked if they're doing the Andy Cohen show. Jon said they are. He said he told Gary this doesn't count as an appearance on the show. Jon said he wanted to stop by and see them. He said that they're doing the Bon Jovi Radio station there on Sirius. Howard said they've sold like 80 million records. Jon said it's more like 130 million. Howard said that's crazy. He said he's paying for dinner next time.
Howard asked if he thinks that Springsteen is an underrated guitar player. Jon said yes. Howard asked why he's doing Andy's show. Jon said he's got to do some things. He said he wanted to stop by to pay tribute to him. Howard asked who the best guitar player ever is. Jon said Jeff Beck. They went through some others that Howard thinks are the best.
Jon said that there are great guitar payers out there but it comes down to song writing too. Howard said he and Beth love Jon and Dorothea. He said they really get along. Beth said she and Dorothea have a really close relationship. Howard said they must have a lot to talk about being married to these two.
Howard said Jon is going to visit Andy who has had COVID like 75 times. He said that he wishes them luck. Jon said they're tested and they're fine. Howard said he loves Jon and Dorothea. Jon congratulated him on the new studio. Howard said he thought it was a stupid move to build them there but it turns out to be a great idea.
Howard asked what that car was they were in. Jon said it was an AMG Mercedes. Howard asked Robin if she knows what that is. Robin said she does. Howard said Jon drives himself around. He said he finds it relaxing. Howard said he should have a show called Recluses in Cars Going Nowhere.
Howard asked if Dorothea has anything to say. She said it was great to see him. Howard said it's great to see Jon and Dorothea. Beth said it's great to see them there. Howard said he's going to let them go and talk to Beth. Howard let Jon and Dorothea go.
Howard said he has to talk to Beth about Miami. He asked how Beth ended up with them. Beth said that she got a text from Dorothea. She said that she had them come over and she said that they should surprise Howard with that. She said that Jon didn't want that to be his interview so it can't be. Howard said he's going to text him later and tell him it does count as an interview.
Howard said it's weird thinking about them in high school in class together. He said it's so cute. Beth said that it would have been fun to be with Howard in high school but she wasn't born yet.
Howard said it's great to see the gang there. Beth said that she ran into everyone out there and everyone looks fantastic. Howard said they're saying that Ronnie has more liver spots now. He said that it's been nice being there though.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who was screaming about something. Howard said they're out of there after the show tomorrow. He said they're going to go home after that. Beth said she's going to have them all packed up to leave after the show.
Howard said he and Beth were watching Idol last night and they were talking about how good Katy Perry looks. Beth said she's looking very chiseled lately. She said she's not sure what she's doing but she looks good. Howard said she really does. He said he thinks Orlando Bloom's cock is the fountain of youth. He said he puts that in you and you look 10 years younger. Howard said don't get any ideas Beth.
Beth said they were watching Idol and they had like 20 minuets left and he felt like he had to go to bed. Howard said he knew there was going to be a big vote. He said they were taking 3 people out of the lineup. He said he had to get to bed. He said he went to bed and he wasn't able to sleep. He said he turned the show back on. Beth said they watched the rest of it.
Howard said they like that obese Hawaiian kid. He said he's good. Beth said she likes that girl who has the Minnie Mouse voice. Beth said they like the show. Howard said they watch it on a different level. He said they talk about the style the contestants have and things like that.
Howard said Beth looked beautiful at dinner last night. Beth said she looks terrible today. Howard said not at all. He said he gets behind her and starts trusting his hips into her. He said they were about to go to dinner and he did that. He said he wanted to have his way with her but she said no. Beth said she had her lipstick on. She said it doesn't matter because Howard said he doesn't need to kiss her. Howard said he just wanted to stick it in her. Howard said he had issues at dinner. He said the seats were too low. Beth said welcome to her life. Howard said he's not sure why she's with him. He said he's hard to live with.
Beth asked if he has another guest. Howard said not at all. He said it's time to get out of there.
Howard took a call from Bobo who asked if they're going to go for massages today. Beth is. Howard said it's not a guy, right. Beth said it is a female. Howard said guys can't handle her. He said he gets a boner looking at her. Beth said that's because he loves her. She said a professional isn't going to get that. Howard said he still gets a boner after banging her more than 900 times. He said he's at a full 3 inches right now. He said he got aroused before dinner. He said he was just walking with her. Bobo said absolutely. He said that Gary should come in and massage her to see if he gets aroused. Beth guarantees he would not get a boner. Robin said he would too.
Bobo asked if they had hotel sex yet. Beth said not yet. Howard said they will get to it.
Howard said Gary got a boner once when he held a microphone for a girl who was naked or something. Gary said that was a really long time ago. He asked Howard not to spoil their friendship like that.
Howard had JD come in to say hi to Beth. Beth said that he's distanced himself from her over the years. She said they used to have a close relationship. She said they used to email and shop together and go to movies. JD said they went to one movie premiere. Howard said he's a big star now. JD said he doesn't want to bother anyone. Howard said JD had a Speedo on. He said he looked good. Beth hadn't seen that picture. Howard said JD was recognized as soon as he got off the plane. JD said that's true. Beth said he looks good but he hasn't kept up the makeover look. JD said he's at work. He said Beth looks nice as well. Howard said the guy at the plane was making a big deal out of it.
Beth wasn't able to see the picture of JD in the Speedo. JD said thank god. Howard said JD is a new man. Howard asked if she wants to see anyone else. Beth said bring them in.
Howard said he heard that JD ordered fish that was like$200 a pound last night. JD said he was out with Blitt. Blitt said that JD said he wanted to try this restaurant and he saw this Kinky fish and he wanted to try it. He said that's why he tried it. Blitt told some stories about their night out and how he busted his balls making stuff up about JD. Jason was in filling him in on some of the stuff Blitt made up about JD. They were making up stories like how JD was the only pedophiles to get away with it on To Catch a Predator. JD said that everyone else is throwing in their own lines and he just sat back and kept quiet. He said that if he tells the driver something Jon will go DEFCON 4 on him.
Howard asked if people react differently to JD when they hear all of these stories. Jon said they do.
Howard said he heard that JD ordered a $60 crab cake for himself. Blitt told more stories about JD before he could even answer. Howard said JD loves this guy but he can't stand him either. Ronnie said that this is like him and mike Pearlman. He said this is what Pearlman is trying to do to him.
Howard said some of the other guys just came in. He said that they're having a good time down there. He asked Jon what their plans are. Jon said they're going out tomorrow after the show. He said he's saving it for JD. JD said he won't tell him. JD said if he needs his check book he's not going. Howard said he's not sure he's happy that JD is going out to all of these places. JD had to pay $350 for dinner last night. JD said he did. Howard said he's not sure where Blitt is getting all of this money. He asked if he's rich. Blitt said he's not.
Howard said Wolfie, Memet and Mike Pearlman are in there now. He said Mike is right near Ronnie. JD said they have been arguing non stop all morning.
Howard asked if Sal put the stuff in his hair. Mike said he put some gel in there. He said that they're doing the Sal stuff later.
Howard said these guys are really going at it. Chris said that Ronnie and Mike went at it for like 15 minutes earlier. He said they were yelling at each other. Mike said that he has different color hair in every picture you see of him. Ronnie went off on him and they ended up fighting again for the millionth time.
Howard told Beth that Ronnie is paying for the wedding bands but not the dress. He said his future mother in law is paying for the dress. Howard said he told Beth about Stephanie paying for half of the wedding. Ronnie said it's not half. He said it's fine. Beth said it's fine. She said it's their thing.
Howard asked everyone in the studio if they think she should pay anything for the wedding. Everyone was saying no. Ronnie said that's their thing. He said it's fine though.
Howard said Ronnie tweeted out that it was Titty Tuesday today and then wished Stephanie a happy birthday. Ronnie said it's her 40th.
Howard asked if anyone is spending time with Wolfie there. Wolfie said he's been busy but he has been hanging out and seeing the fighting going on. He said its constant fighting.
Howard talked to Gary about the people down there wearing bathing suits all over. Ronnie said there were some girls out last night that were Israeli Army girls. He said that they were talking to them on the street. Mike said they were interviewing people on the street. He said that's when they saw them.
Memet said that he has to get Sal recorded because when he goes under water the pool turns black around his head. Sal said it is a black cloud of hair stuff. He said this black cloud pops up in the water. Howard said Sal is like a squid. Sal said today they're going to record it when he goes in the pool.
Howard said whatever Sal is doing is working. He said it looks like he has hair. Sal said he's also going to spray Mike's head with this hair spray. He said that it's pretty full and nice and he's going to fill in the air with the fibers. Howard said they're going to video this for social media. He said it's going to blow up like Alix Earle.
Howard spent a little more time talking to the guys about what they're doing today. He had fake Joe Pesci show up knocking on the fake door. Joe was insulting everyone. Howard let him do that for a couple of minutes before closing the fake door on him.
Howard asked Beth who she thinks is the best looking guy in there. Beth said they're all handsome. Howard said Memet used to be the most handsome. He said now he's darkening his hair. Beth said Chris is adorable too. Howard said he can't find a man down there. Howard said Beth thinks Blitt is good looking too. Beth said he is. Howard said no one wants to hear this anyway. Beth said Howard is gorgeous.
Howard said that Carrie Underwood will be on tomorrow. He said she's going to do a couple of songs. Beth asked where Richard is. Howard said they didn't allow him to come down. Beth asked if there's a real situation happening. Howard said they only had so many guys coming. He said that they had to let Sal come to let the seagulls eat out of his ass. Gary said Benjy isn't there either. Beth said she knew that story already. She said they had talked about that already.
Howard asked if Sal did his thing on the nude beach. Sal said it's still in process. He said they're working on it. Howard said you have to be careful out there. He said he could get injured.
Ronnie said Howard should come out for his engagement dinner. Howard said he heard about that. Jason said that they were going to go to a strip club but they decided against it. He said JD wanted to know if he can go by himself. JD said he never said that he was going alone. Howard asked JD to go to find out if the girls will give him a hand job.
Howard said they're also having Anitta on the show tomorrow. JD said she can move. Howard said JD is really into her. Howard wrapped up and ended the show around 11:00am
Howard said today they have Anitta coming in. He said JD is a big fan. He said she shakes her ass in her videos. He said Carrie Underwood is going to stop by too. He said she's going to play a couple of tunes for them.
Howard said he's kind of dragging this morning. He said he went out to dinner yesterday. He said he is going out with his wife. He said she's so excited to go out. He said she's getting all dressed up. Robin said she felt the air on her skin. Howard said he's just going to have to get COVID. He said he's one of the few who has avoided it. He said Beth is so excited to go out. He said she was snapping pictures in the elevator and he told her that she's good looking and he doesn't like the way he looks. He said Beth claims to hate the way she looks but people paid her for her looks. He said very few people get to do that. He said no one was paying him for his looks.
Howard said Beth ended up posting the pictures in the elevator and the guys saw that. He said they brought it up this morning. He said he hates the way he looks so he doesn't want that stuff out there. He said Beth thinks he looks great but only to her. He said he's not sure why she thinks he's good looking. He said he has seen the pictures of himself and it'd depressing. Howard said Robin looks great. He said people are all talking about that.
Howard said up on the internet they have video of him dancing with Pitbull. He said that's on TikTok or wherever they're at.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Joe Pesci who was talking about how awful he was at dancing with Pitbull. He said he thought he was having a seizure up there. Howard spent a minute with fake Joe before closing the fake door on him.
Howard had Blitt and Chris come in to talk about that. He said they pay a company to drive this truck around and the guys found out that it was parked. He said there was also a barge that goes by with a poster on it.
Howard said the guys were waking around and they found the truck parked. Chris Wilding came in and said they've been looking for the trucks. Howard said Chris sounds like he has COVID. Chris said he was yelling a lot so his voice is gone. He said he tested negative.
Gary said he wants to defend Chris. He said he was out with him last night and he was drunk and slurry and he doesn't have COVID. Chris said they have to turn down his headphones. He said he doesn't have a hang over or COVID. He said he can do any character the want. He did his Dr. Now for them.
Howard said he has to protect his voice. Chris said he was doing a bit and he felt like it was for work. He said he just wants to please Howard.
Gary said everyone was drinking this Liquid IV stuff that they think will keep them from getting a hangover. Chris said they really work. He said he wouldn't be there if he hadn't had them. Howard said he heard that Chris was wasted in the first hour of the dinner they went to. Chris said he was out on the beach that was a fun thing. Chris told the story about how he found out this guy was gay. He said he was Brazilian. He said they were walking away from that guy and he went back and asked for his Instagram. He said they exchanged info and he has a date for tonight.
Howard asked Chris to tell the story about the truck. He said they hired these trucks to drive around advertising that he's there in Miami. Chris said that they found one of the trucks and they were taking pictures. He said they wanted to ask the driver to play the music it plays. He said they play Latin music. Howard said he has no idea why that is.
Chris said the truck was just running with no driver. He said the guy wasn't there. Howard said the guy must have parked it in an alley. He said they just left it there. He said the guy figured he could just go out to eat instead of driving. Chris said if that was in Times Square there would be a SWAT team around it.
Chris said he and Jon Blitt were walking and saw a huge barge out in the water with Howard's face on it. Howard said he has PTSD over that stuff. He said he went to Cannes France to promote his movie back when that came out. He said the movie studio put up a giant balloon of him out there. He said it had Private Parts on it. He said the thing looked horrible and the government had it shot down. He said they just put it up without permission so it got shot down. He said they had it 100 feet in the air and planes were attacking it. Gary asked if you can get better press than that. Howard said they were probably ruining the coral reef out in the water with the boat he was on too.
Robin said he's always in control over that kind of thing. Howard said when you have a movie out they just do shit. He said he had no control over this. He said you can't get more press than he got over that. He said it wasn't all good though. Howard said that was so fucking bad.
Chris said this boat was cool though. He said they though it was anyway. Howard said when you're really famous you don't have to hire a boat. Chris said it was a digital billboard so it goes to other ads. He said it was going to Aveeno or something. Howard said that's inventive.
Howard said he has to play the new phony phone call Flirty Gary made. He said he always though that women were into guys who are kind of suave and nice. He said these women get worked up as Gary is talking dirty to them. He said Flirty Gary is a character that they came up with and Gary has made a bunch of these calls. He played a clip from a call he made to a MAGA woman.
Howard asked if Gary is surprised about the women staying on the phone. Gary said it's shocking. He said he doesn't get it either. He said he thinks it's his confidence. Robin said there aren't that many great straight arrows in the world. She said he shows up and you just want to try this one.
Howard said Gary became Papi G down there in Miami. Gary said they found a woman on an app and he became Papi G. Howard played the call and Gary talked to this Latin woman who was ready for a real man. Gary was doing his Flirty G bit with this woman and joked about his name and all of that and the woman was laughing at it all. She seemed to like him talking dirty to her. AT one point he said his dick is like a Cuban cigar, brown, long and really smelly. The woman said that was going too far. Gary kept going though and even sang a song for her. He said he had to go and he hopes to talk soon. She was willing to send him some pictures but he has to keep them to himself. Gary told her she was making him harder than getting an abortion in Florida. He ended up singing another song for her. He had this woman cracking up as he sang about her twat.
Howard said this is what he's talking about. He said she should have hung up on him 3 seconds in. He said as soon as he said his dick was smelly she should have hung up.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Dice Clay who said Gary gets it. He said as long as you're charming you can say whatever you want to a broad. He demonstrated on Robin by saying something about those huge chocolate donuts on her chest. He went through a few other things before Robin said she's out. Howard closed the fake door on him but dice didn't hear it so he kept going. Howard said he has a way with the women. He closed the door again.
Howard said Gary hit another home run with Flirty Gary. Robin said that poor woman is going to be upset that he didn't call her back. Howard said it was funny that Gary called her Mami. He said he had some other word in there too. Gary said it all works.
Gary said they sent him the call after editing it. He said he thought his singing was better. He said they told him they had to Autotune him. Howard said he has some outtakes of the song. He played Gary singing the lines that Chris was feeding him.
Howard said he's not sure who the coach is but he has the few hairs on his head. He said he had a full head of hair when he started coaching them.
Howard asked Gary about what was going on during the game and for an update on this Isaiah Hartenstein guy. Howard said he thinks that he may come over and say hello to him on the sidelines if he was there. He said none of the black players do that. He said they say hi to everyone around him but not him. He said if he ignores him then he's in trouble. He said maybe both the black and white players will ignore him.
Howard said they give him seats there and he gets them in the front row. He said he has something going on but the players won't come over and say hi. He said they say hello to Tracy Morgan next to him though. He said every 5 seconds they get interrupted by the players coming over. Howard said he wants that.
Howard said he feels not so famous when that happens. Gary said he has to make the first move. Howard said no way. He said they have to want to come over to him. He said the one guy who comes over is Walt Frazier. He said he's a good guy. Howard said that guy Van Gundy is a cunt. He said that guy calls him out for leaving the game early when the team is doing horribly. Howard said that guy is an asshole. He said he doesn't know why he has to leave. He said he might have a sick child at home or something. He said that hasn't happened but Van Gundy doesn't know that it didn't.
Gary said that Howard did bitch slap him pretty good after that and he hasn't mentioned Howard's name again.
The guys played a clip from the game where Van Gundy called him out. The Knicks were up by like 27 points at that point.
Howard said he should do a prank where he pays the players to come over to him instead of Tracy Morgan. Blitt said then you have Tracy removed from the game.
Howard said he's always laughing when Tracy is sitting next to you. He said they always catch him mid laugh on camera. He did his impression of Van Gundy complaining about him laughing during the game.
Chris said it sounds so stressful to go. He asked if he even likes going. Howard said he does like being there to see the guys playing. He said he is kind of paranoid about the ball possibly hitting him. He said sometimes the ball will roll to his feet and he has to toss it back. He said he can't screw that up.
Howard said you know how difficult it is to play but you do yell stuff out about them missing when they're right there. Gary said he's a real man when he does that. Howard said he can't take being a real man. He said it's too much.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Hartenstein is part black. Howard said he is not. The caller said that the guy's father is half black. Howard said he didn't know that. He said he may not say hello to him then. He asked if he has to take a break. He said they have a schedule there in Miami. He did a live commercial read and mentioned that he got a note saying that JD is watching videos of Anitta while pretending to work. He had him come in. He asked what he was watching. JD said she was in a video humping the ground. He said he was doing it for the show though. He said he's not just watching her videos.
Howard said he heard he was watching a ton of Alix Earle videos too. JD said that was research too. Chris and Blitt said he was upset that he missed her walking by yesterday. JD said this is just not true. Chris said he was obsessed with her. JD said he is not.
Howard asked Chris to tell the story about holding JD's hand on the plane. Chris said he's a very bad flyer and they had some turbulence. He said that he put his hand behind him and JD held it. He said that they held hands for maybe 20 minutes. JD said he thought he was joking when he did that. He said when it started shaking around he saw his arm flailing around and he grabbed it. Chris said JD is very tender.
Howard said JD is not a homophobe. He said holding his hand for 20 minutes is something. He said that he wouldn't even do that. Chris said his hand was in the aisle so everyone could see it.
Howard answered another knock at the door and it was fake Dice again who was telling JD he'd like to see him stroke his special needs cock for them. He said those slow guys always have giant cocks. Howard said he's not slow, he's just awkward. Howard let him go a short time later.
Howard asked JD how excited he is to see Anitta. JD said they should get to her. Howard asked if he's in love with her. JD said that she's very attractive. He said he's not in love with her. He said she's not going to fall for him. Blitt asked if he can see himself falling in love with her. JD said he doesn't even know who she is as a person. He said he'd have to see how she is.
Howard did another live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and sang along with the Bruno Mars song. He said he can sing this. Howard said before he gets to Anitta he has to do one thing. He did a live commercial read.
Howard said he's excited to be there because Anitta is there. He said she lives in Miami and she's a big star internationally. He said she represents Miami. He said hi to her and said all he hears about is Anitta. He said JD is a big fan. He said he has to see her. Anitta said she feels great about that. Howard said he's going to have him come in. JD came in to say a quick hello. Howard said he's impressed with Anitta. He said he has to talk about her career. JD said he loves her work and she moves very well. Howard said she does like the way she moves. JD said he likes how she can move one butt cheek. Howard said that must make her in good shape to be able to do that. He said it's so tough to be a pop star now. He said in the 70s it was different. He said you have to be in shape. Anitta said everyone danced back then. She said that there were people who danced like James Brown and Elvis. Howard said that's true.
JD said no one dances like her. Howard said it's time to leave because he looks like a stalker. He said she's had enough of him.
Howard said anyone who can build a career in the business today is impressive. He said that she comes from Brazil. He said they speak Portuguese there and she had to learn Spanish to be a pop star. Anitta said she had to learn it but she also wanted to learn the culture to see if it fit her. She said it did and she had to be sure she was doing it because she liked it. She said she had to like it. She said Latin people don't communicate enough and she didn't think that was right. She said she wants everyone to get along and communicate. She said that Portuguese and Spanish don't understand each other so it's really not the same thing.
Howard said she barely has an accent. He asked how she learned English. Anitta said she studied when she was 10 or 11. Howard said he feels like an idiot when he sits with someone like her. He said he took Spanish and he can't even speak it. Howard said he says one line and that doesn't even make sense.
Anitta said she took classes for English and Spanish when she was like 24. She said she hired a speech therapist to help her speak faster and clearer. She also speaks Italian and some French.
Howard said that is so impressive. He said that other stuff doesn't matter. He said he thinks that she had a plan and she attacked it. He said he likes that she's open about plastic surgery and all of that. He said she got really good surgery. Anitta said that the woman is very good. She said she's very good at that and she has fillers people who are very good too. Howard said she has a very pretty face. He said she even posted a video of herself that shows how super glamorous she is.
Anitta said that she changed her jaw line and they had to break her jaw to do that. She said it didn't hurt at all. Howard said they pushed her whole chin forward. He asked if she wants to give her a plug. Anitta said it's Dr. Anna from Brazil. Howard said he hears she's from Brazil and he would only go to New York. Anitta said she has a guy in L.A. who is really good with fillers. Howard said she's only 30. Anitta said the last time she did it was 2 years ago. Howard said she doesn't need fillers.
Howard asked if her lips are doctored. She said that was 5-7 years ago. She said he was Dr. Newton in Brazil. She said she's had 3 nose jobs. Howard said that's enough now. She said she's happy with it now.
Howard asked if she did anything to her eyes. She said those are natural. She said her eyes and her ass are natural. She said she never got anything done to her ass. She said she got her ass tattooed though. She said that it says Love in red. Howard asked if guys are turned on by that. She said they have to really search for it if that's where it is. Anitta said they can't see it because it's so far in there and so small.
Anitta had some of her Puzzy perfume for Howard to check out. Howard said that's cute. Anitta said she got her tattoo because she was drunk with her dad. She said they were drunk and they went out and got tattoos together. She said he had never had one before. She said that he wanted to show how it wasn't painful. She said she got the tattoo on the ass because that's where it's most painful. She said her dad was there watching and telling her how it looked.
Howard said he envies that. He said he can imagine asking his dad to get that done. Anitta said they were drunk. She said her dad was watching it get done. Howard said his dad didn't even play baseball with him. He said he sounds like a fun guy. Anitta said he's a fun guy. He said his name is Marro.
Howard asked about this Puzzy perfume and if it's for that area down there. Anitta said it is. She said it's been tested down there. She said it's for men and women. She said guys can use it down there too. Howard said he gets that. He said he might get a little bit of a smell down there sometimes. He said he catches a whiff.
Anitta said she was doing concerts and she would smell down there after doing a concert. She said you need something down there in your butt cheeks. Howard said it's a nice odor. He said that he should test it out on JD's ass.
Anitta said that your butt can get smelly from just sweating. She said she uses this stuff after she showers. She said she puts it on like deodorant. She said it keeps you fresh for half the day.
Howard said he saw that she peed on some guy. Anitta said she did not. Howard said she did with some guy who got bitten by something. Anitta said oh yeah. She said he's really into her TikToks. Anitta said that she peed on the guy because he got bitten by something and they said if you pee on it then it helps.
Howard asked if guys are into her butt so much that she has to have this stuff. Anitta said it's all for her. She said she wants to smell nice down there.
Howard said he has to get to her music but she has done a lot of things in her life. He said this Puzzy is a nice smelling product. He said some people have to bathe and not just use this stuff.
Howard said Anitta used to sing into shampoo bottles and she used to put videos out doing that. He said she envisioned a different face and she started to plot out what she wanted to look like. Anitta said not really. She said it wasn't even that. She said she was already in her mind that she was doing to do it. She said she used to tell her mom she was going to be famous. She said she grew up poor. She said she would walk outside and see dead bodies out on the street. She said you see that type of thing in the areas she lived. She said they didn't have air conditioning. She said they would go to the mall to hang out because they had air there. She said she told her mom they were going to have air and a pool. She said her family wouldn't laugh but they didn't want to make her think she could do that.
Howard said growing up where she did you just can't do that. Anitta said that you can only dream it. She said you can't imagine it will actually happen. She said she was very nerdy and she would study very hard in school. Howard said they tried to ban music that she was singing at the time. He said her parents must have been worried sick. Anitta said she was going to this place to perform and she wasn't really hanging out there. She said it was just work. She said she had her mom and brother there with her.
Howard asked if she was worried about the men out there. Anitta said her dad was very concerned. She said now that she's there he says he was supportive but he was very concerned. She said her mom and brother made sure they were there for her. She said she had her mom with her and she made sure she was safe.
Howard said Anitta is such an upbeat person and she loves her career. He said when he was reading about her he learned she was sexually abused by a boyfriend. Anitta said she was 14-15 at the time. Howard asked if that affects her as the performer because men are sexed up out of their minds. Anitta said it was the opposite. She said she has a documentary on Netflix where she talks about that. She said that she didn't want to tell anyone about that. She said she wanted to tell the story herself. She said she would hear women talking about that and she wanted to share her story. Anitta said when it happened to her she wanted to make men to be afraid of her so she just put it all out there and that kept the men back. She said that they were scared of her because she was so in their face.
Howard asked if a guy goes out with her she says they get sick of her in 3 months. Howard asked what guys are doing wrong. Anitta said she doesn't know. She said what turns her off is that things are very easy when you get to this point. She said she turned 30 and she sees and feels things differently. She said it's too easy to get things. She said when she feels like people don't look at you and just look at the things you have it kind of sucks. Howard said she's saying that it's hard for them to convince her that they're just there for her and not for the things she has. Anitta said she's very selective now. She said that she is very different now. She said she went to therapy. She said turning 30 changed everything. She said it was a flip. Howard asked if women are still on the table for her. She said she is but she hasn't been with a woman for a while. She said she's not sure she could fall in love with one. She said she would never say never.
Howard said he thinks that a person is one way or the other. He said he doesn't think there are bisexuals. Anitta said she thinks there are. She said she doesn't say never to anything. Howard said no wonder she needs this Puzzy spray.
Anitta said she likes being alone. She said it would be nice to have someone but she's tired of wasting time. Howard said he likes that she hates boats. He said he hates boats too. Anitta said she really does hate boats. She said she wasn't supposed to say that but she does. Howard said he does too. He said it's a trap. Anitta said she would rather be on the beach with real sand. She said she likes Miami because it's kind of like Brazil. Howard said he hasn't been there in years and it does have a fun vibe. He said it's a lot of fun.
Howard asked if she has a house or an apartment. Anitta said she has to have a house. She doesn't like apartments. She said she likes sitting in the back yard and look up at the sky.
Howard asked if she walks around with a thong on the beach. Anitta said yes of course. She said that you have to. She said she's not sure where he was born. Howard said he was born in a ghetto in Roosevelt Long Island. He said no one wore a thong there. Anitta said she loves driving her own car and walking around without security. She said she's from Brazil where it's really scary. She said nothing is scary here.
Howard said he's going to play something. He played one of her songs. He said she did this with Snoop Dogg. Anitta said he watched her documentary and called her. She said he found a way to get her number. She said he called and said he was there for whatever she needs from him. She said he ended up doing a song with her. She said he recorded it right away. Howard said there was nothing sexual there then. She said no. She said not everyone sees her as just sex.
Howard asked if she smoked with him. She said she's not a smoker. She said she drinks sometimes. She said she has her own drink in Brazil and that's all she drinks.
Howard asked who she hangs with. Anitta said a lot with her family. Howard said he's sorry. Anitta said her family is great. She said her dad is super cool and her mom is amazing.
Howard asked who her most famous friend is. She said it doesn't matter. Howard said it does. He said he wants to know who she's close to. She named a few other artists she can talk to about anything.
Howard asked what she talks to these friends about. She said she used to get depressed and she would call them. She said she found the greatest therapist ever and now she can talk to that person about that stuff. She said she had it bad but things are better now. Howard asked if she was ever suicidal. Anitta said she never felt that bad.
Howard played another one of Anitta's songs and said she did that with Madonna. Howard asked how that happened. Anitta said she got her number like Snoop did. She said everyone has her number. Howard said he gets why Madonna would love her. He said she's out there and she sings her heart out. Howard said she has rhythm. Anitta said that Madonna is singing in Portuguese. She said she used to sing in a church with her grandfather and he told her how a musician has to know how to read sheet music. She said that he taught her how to play piano for 3 weeks and then he passed away. Howard said that's too bad.
Howard said she must have been nervous when she met Madonna. He said he heard she had diarrhea. Anitta said she got there early and she had time to take a shit. She said she felt bad. She said her stomach was in knots. Howard said that's unbelievable. She said that she had to teach her how to sing in Portuguese. She said she was living in Portugal at the time so she knew some of the language. She said she had to correct her on some things so that was scary.
Howard asked if she was pissed when she didn't win the Grammy she was nominated for. Anitta said she wasn't. She said the person who won is really great. She said she was happy to be nominated. Howard said she was the second Brazilian woman to be nominated. She said that has to be an honor.
Howard said she sings in 5 languages. He said that's impressive. He read that she's the first Brazilian to perform at Coachella's main stage. Anitta said she was. She said she was at Disney and she asked a guy who worked at Disney to design her set. She said that he didn't do that kind of thing but after hearing her music he was ready to do it.
Howard said being an artist today is really tough. He said that you have to go out and tour. Anitta said you do. She said that she loves for people to hear her music and she loves to get out there.
Howard played more clips of Anitta's songs. He went through a few of her hits. Howard said he likes this one where she sings about sex. He said it's a good point of view. He said it's about not wasting time and just doing something else.
Howard asked what her song writing process is. Anitta said when it's in Portuguese she writes on her own. She said in Spanish or English she has to have some help. She said it's tricky to write if you don't know the language that well. She said they know who she is and they write for her knowing that.
Howard said she directs her own videos too. Howard asked why that is. Anitta said she likes to learn things and she started asking why they do what they do and she learned all of that. She said she's goo at learning. Howard said Miley Cyrus knew what she was doing when she did Wrecking Ball. He said that Anitta must work out in the gym a lot. Anitta said she really doesn't. She said things just come to her as an inspiration.
Howard asked what she's going to do the rest of the day. He said she must get up early. She said she gets up at like 10 or 11. She just loves to stay home. She said she went to bed at 10 last night so she could get up for this. She said she was fine getting up early.
Howard asked if she watched the Knick game. Anitta said she doesn't watch games. She said if a guy is dating her she will tell them to go watch with their friends.
Howard asked what she's doing today. Anitta said she has to sleep a little bit and then she's going to a doctor. She said he does a lot of natural treatments for you. She said they're preventative things. Howard said she's doing too much and stop with the nonsense. He said she's getting plenty of oxygen.
Howard said Anitta's Puzzy is available in stores everywhere. Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Dice who said he got some of that stuff and he's fucking whores and it's still like a bouquet of flowers down there. He said it cleans up that shit smell too. Howard closed the door on him in the middle of that.
Howard gave Anitta more plugs and went to break.
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Howard came back (around 9:20) and said he likes listening to this Bonnie Raitt. Carrie didn't hear it. Howard said she's so good. Howard said they love her. He said she got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Howard asked if Carrie is in there. Carrie said she doesn't sing rock and roll. She said she hasn't been doing it long enough either. Howard said that's right. He said Idol happened when. She said 2005. Howard said he's good at math so he'll figure that out. He did his long math and came up with close to 20 years.
Howard said Carrie's microphone wasn't working today so that's why the break was so long. He said they should have just done it yesterday at the sound check. Howard thanked her for coming in today.
Howard said the thing he thinks about with her is that she got famous on American Idol and then she had to go out and make an album. Carrie said it was tough but she was enjoying what she was doing so she just had fun with it while she could. Howard said Carrie grew up singing and she got a recording contract at 15. Carrie said she was really young. Howard asked how that happened. Carrie said she has no idea. She said she thinks people were looking for the next LeAnn Rimes. She said they start signing kids like that when something like that happens.
Howard said when she's 15 and going to school the other kids must get blown away by that. He said that she got a recording contract at 15. Carrie said she didn't talk about it too much. She said she tells her 8 year old that the things that make you special are the things that kids will pick on you about. She said she's kind of felt like she has lead double lives. She said she has kids and she's mom and then she goes out on tour and she's Carrie Underwood. She said she wasn't that popular in high school. Howard asked if she was home coming queen. Carrie said no. Howard said he thought her life was charmed.
Howard said she got out of Idol and she moved to Nashville. He said she had to prove she was an artist and it wasn't just a gimmick. Carrie said she felt like she had a lot to prove and she still feels that way. Howard said he gets that. He said the show is gimmicky and then you have to go out and get a deal and all of that. He said she must feel she has to prove herself because of that. Carrie said she was only 22 at the time and it was a pop show. She said the country world is a small world.
Howard said he's not sure what her experience was on stage before Idol. Carrie said she sang in a bar band so she had some experience in front of people. She said that's way different than performing in front of big crowds.
Howard said Carrie has had some experience at that point when she's on Idol. He asked if she thought that was it when the contract was over. Carrie said she learned some stuff and she got to record in the studio. She said she didn't know what was going to happen though. Howard asked if that's why she went to college. He asked what she was going to do. Carrie said she has a degree in Mass Comm so she was going to be a broadcast journalist. Howard asked if she was bitter. Carrie said no. She said she can sing anywhere. She said she can sing in her kitchen or church. She said she just does what she does.
Howard asked if she was seeing these other artists and thinking she can do it better than them. Carrie said she didn't think better than. She said if she could be like them it would be cool.
Howard said this is Carrie's first audition on Idol. He said this is Simon Cowell, Paula and Randy. Howard played a clip of her singing. He said that was A Cappella. He said he remembers seeing that performance. He said it doesn't seem that long ago. He said he has been a judge on a show and it's hard to be honest. He said it's not cool to say someone doesn't have ''the look'' but she had it. He said that he thought they'd never hear from her again after Idol. He said she came out with a physical transformation too. He said she was more sexual and sexy. He asked how calculated that was. Carrie said she feels like being on the show she was in her early 20s and her body was going through a shift. She said you can't just eat what you want. She said she felt like at the time it was message boards and people were talking about her and in her mind that was everyone saying that stuff. She said they were all commenting on her appearance. She said that she wasn't where she wanted to be either. She said she started making better choices.
Howard asked if they signed her right away on Idol. Carrie said they did. She said she has heard stories about that but for her they gave her everything and she still works with so many people she was paired with so she got fortunate with what they gave her. She said now it's been 18 years and it's been very good for her. Howard asked if they asked her to get in shape. Carrie said no one said anything to her.
Howard said it seems like the show is a lot of pressure for the kids. Carrie said it is. She said that they have you do Jazz week and if you don't know Jazz then you don't know what to do. She said it is interesting to see how they handle it. She said it is a good thing to have so you know how to learn something quickly.
Howard said when she came out on that show and sang alone it was pivotal. Howard played her singing the Heart song ''Alone.'' Howard said that was pretty amazing. He said he gets the chills from that. He said then these guys say that she's going to win this whole thing. Howard asked if she thought that was a lot of pressure. Carrie said it was. She said that she has kept in touch with some of the contestants that she was on the show with.
Howard said she did this song ''Inside Heaven'' and that was amazing too. Carrie said it was hard living in L.A. for months and that was the culmination of that. Howard asked if she has been asked to judge. She said she thinks she has been asked to do that for a few shows. Howard said he's glad she hasn't done that. Carrie said if she ever did that it would be something that sounded like fun and maybe she'd be able to help the other children. Howard said you have to be very politically correct on shows now. Carrie said that's true. She said you can't be mean to kids intentionally. She said she misses the truth on shows though. Howard said he was watching a performance the other night and this kid blew it. He said you don't want to crush someone.
Howard said he thought it was risky to do the ''Jesus Take the Wheel'' song. He said that can be kind of risky to do that. Carrie said she thinks in country music it's allowed more. She said they grew up singing in church so that's okay to do. Carrie said she never thought about it that way. She said no one said anything to her about doing that either. She said that if they said anything it never got back to her.
Howard asked if a lot of guys were coming after her after that. Carrie said she feels bad for her agent because they had a lot of calls from athletes. Howard said she ended up marrying an athlete. She said he's a hockey player she met through her bass player. Howard spent a minute talking to him about that story.
Howard asked if Carrie was worried about this guy wanting to meet her just because of her looks. Carrie said that they took it slow. She said it took like a year. She said she likes to work.
Howard said that he knows that it's hard to calm down after doing a show. He said that's why so many artists get into drugs. He asked if it's hard to be Carrie Underwood and then having this domesticated life at home. Carrie said she feels like the hardest part was having babies when she was on the road. She said she had a 6 month old and she had to feed him after doing a show. She said she had glitter on her face after doing the show and she dint have time to wash her face. She said she wouldn't trade any of that for anything.
Howard said she had to be so self conscious about everything. Carrie said she's a home body and everything makes her nervous when she's out. She said she thinks that people feel like they're let down when they get Carrie.
Howard said that there have been some people who made it after Idol but he forgets them about a year later. He said it's tough to keep that all going. He played some of her songs from her first album. He played ''Before He Cheats'' and spent a little time talking about that. Howard said she was nominated for a Grammy for that album.
Howard said that song could have gone anywhere. He said that was a pop album and it crossed over. Carrie said they kind of had more pop flair in some and some Country flair too. She said they were trying to ease her into the business. She said the country songs did well and the doubters in her world were quieted down.
Howard said it has to be a lot of pressure. He said everything could have just gone away. Carrie said she's just grateful. She said they made a second album and she wanted to keep doing that and took it one step at a time.
Howard asked if the song was a literal thing and if she ever keyed someone's car. Carrie said she has not done that yet. She said you get to sing that kind of thing when you're an artist. She said you play a character.
Howard asked what her life is like now with touring and all of that. Carrie said they just ended the tour in March. She said they had a big tour and it was a lot of fun. She said now here we are.
Howard asked who opened for her. She said it was Jimmy Allen. She said that it has to work with timing and vibe and he was so good on stage. She said he got the crowd into it right away. She said he sings a lot of different kind of songs. She said he injects some Jesus in there too so that worked out.
Howard said the Vegas residency thing is great too. Carrie said it does work out very well for them. She said they can do things they don't have to pack into a truck there. She said they can have dancers and things like that there.
Howard asked about this band she has. He asked if it's her band. Carrie said it is. She said she's had two of them the whole time. Howard asked how they put that together. Carrie said they were given to her as a band and Mark and Ed have been there. She said Mark is the band leader. She said he will find the guys to play if they need someone.
Howard talked to Mark the bass player for a short time about who the best bass player is and things like that. Howard said Ed plays guitar over there. He said he plays lead and rhythm. He said he plays a custom telecaster like guitar. Howard asked him to play a little bit for him. Ed did that for him.
Howard said on Drums they have Seth. Carrie said he's the newbie. He just started in September. Howard said he hopes he knows what he's doing. He asked him to play some Wipe Out. Howard asked who the Mandolin player was. He said he's Jordan. Howard spent a minute talking to him about that instrument. Carrie said he plays a few different instruments so it's not just that. Howard talked to Scott on Piano too. Howard asked how long he's been playing. Scott said since he was about 15 so that's like 37 years or something like that.
Howard talked to Matt on guitar. He asked him to play something. He did that real quick. Howard asked if it's like steering a ship when you have a band behind you. He said it must be a rush. Carrie said for sure. She said they work well as a team. Howard asked if she can play. Carrie said she does play guitar, keys and drums. She said she would rather sing though. She said she feels like she can play anything but she doesn't want to practice. She said she'd rather sing so she can work on other things too. She said she has a lot to do. Howard asked if Carrie writes songs on a guitar. Carrie said sometimes she does. Howard said they're going to play ''Blown Away'' first. Howard asked why they're doing that. Carrie said she likes this song and this is something they fiddled around with on the last tour. She said it's a new arrangement that she hasn't done many other places. Howard said the song is kind of heavy. He said that it's a girl fantasizing that her father will die because he's an abusive piece of garbage. Carrie said they made a video for that and she had everyone die in it. She said then the girl wakes up and her father is gone and the house is gone so she's in heaven. She said she was singing about someone else in the song so you do kind of go to a dark place when you write that. Howard said she has to go to that dark place right now. Carrie said she doesn't take it too seriously so it's not too bad for her. Howard said Carrie's outfit looks good but he's going to have them do their thing now. Howard asked the guys to perform the song ''Blown Away''
After the song Howard said he has good news. He said after the audience vote she is the winner of American idol. He said that was a powerful song. He said the guys are pros. He said that sounded really good. Robin said you never know what Mandolin is going to do for a song but that was perfect. Howard asked Jordan to play that thing again. Carrie said she has done a few songs with Mandolin.
Howard said Carrie is mesmerizing to look at. He said she knows it. He said her look is fantastic. He said she must have a work out for her legs. Carrie said he does work out. She said she has an app and a book she wrote. She said she goes through phases and sometimes she just wants to lift or run or whatever. She said her app is called Fit 52. She said they play a game with it. She said she likes to run in the summer and she doesn't do that in the winter. She works out in the gym too.
Howard said she fell down and had an accident in her face. He said she must have freaked out when that happened. He said he has had 3 stitches and he has scars. He said she still looks fantastic. Carrie said thank you. She said she's always trying to reach goals. She said she's looking to laser stuff off. Howard said she is beautiful and she can't go too crazy. Carrie said she knows and she doesn't. She said she's 40 now. Howard said she's still a child. Howard asked if she does Botox. She said she does a little bit of that. Howard said stop it. He said he's so beautiful.
Howard said he knows she's into The Bachelor. Carrie said she's very far behind right now. She said she watched that show Love is Blind on Netflix and she was upset that the show didn't come back. Howard and Carrie spent a few minutes talking about The Bachelor.
Howard asked if her husband feels like his masculinity is challenged by Carrie Underwood. Carrie said not at all. She said he worked hard for 20 years and now she's picking up the slack. She said that he was blessed to be traded to Nashville. Howard said that is a tough sport. Carrie said he's not afraid to throw down. Howard asked how long she knew him before they married. Carrie said it was about a year or year and a half. She said they're not talkers so they're comfortable with silence. Howard said not him. He said you have to talk or he's a mess. He said he thinks you hate him if you don't talk to him constantly. He said talking is like an umbilical cord for him.
Howard asked Carrie where they went on their first date. Carrie said it was a team party. She said she invited herself. She said that she had to ask to go.
Howard asked about this song ''She Don't Know'' and why she picked that. Carrie said it's another song that's got a story. She said that this is a woman who was cheated on. She said that people think of music and they'll bring her a track and she'll work on it from there. She said she has a guy who builds a track. Howard asked if she drives around or something to come up with something. Carrie said she has ideas on her phone and she'll look at that. She said she'll have words or sentences that don't make a lot of sense. She said she'll have phrases too. She said she wrote one to the term Denim and Rhinestone. She said that you just go with it from there. She said sometimes you just sing gibberish to come up with something. She said she used to be embarrassed doing that but then she got over it. She said she doesn't want to put that stuff out there so she worries about that. Howard said he thinks it would be interesting to put some of that out there.
Howard said it's so weird to him that a song doesn't exist and then a song is just born. He said millions of people might be singing it with her. Carrie said yes. She said that sometimes she can tell when it's a hit but sometimes she'll under estimate it. She said if you're too close to it you might not be able to hear it. Howard said what a process.
Carrie said with ''She Don't Know'' it was a different process. She said she didn't know what that was going to be. Howard asked if she has been cheated on. Carrie said she has but not by her husband. Howard said when she sat down to write this did she think the song reminded her of the guy who cheated. She said it did. She said there is some quality about this person that's in the song.
Howard said when a guy cheats on her was she shocked. Carrie said she was young in her 20s and she was in college. She said she felt like it was a big moment for her and she thought she knew this person but she really did not know him at all. Howard said that's the biggest shock. He asked if she was in love with the guy. Carrie said as much as a 20 something girl can be in love.
Howard said this song is called ''She Don't Know.'' He said this is about a woman who was cheated on. Howard had them do the song. After the song Howard said that was amazing. He said he wrote down a ton of notes during the song. He said these guys all have to be in love with her.
Howard said hitting the high notes is something you're born with. He said you can't learn that. Carrie said it's easier for her to do that than sing softly. Howard said you can't teach someone that. Carrie said you can tweak and nudge things but some of that is just natural. Howard asked if she feels she has a super power. Carrie said everyone is given something that makes them special. Howard said he thinks that it really is a super power.
Howard asked if she ever thinks about other bands and how they write songs. He asked if she ever thinks about what she would do with other songs she hears on the radio. Carrie sometimes she does. She said she wonders why they used certain words and did things the way they did. Howard said what a crazy business.
Howard said he watches her with Axl Rose and he can't imagine how they were pals. He said that this is just fucking odd to see. He asked how that all came about. Carrie said she's been a fan since birth pretty much. She said his voice is just so special. She said it wasn't always pretty. She said that he was willing to get into the song and do what he needed to. Howard said she must have loved that band. Carrie said she just knew his voice as a child. She said that she just knew she liked that.
Howard asked how she met Axl. Carrie said they have covered a lot of their stuff and they did it for a long time. She said after a tour they did was ending they went to Vegas to see Guns N Roses. She said she doesn't want to be in the way but they asked her if she wanted to say hi. She didn't know what to do. She said she wasn't worthy. Howard said if she met Madonna she'd be nervous but Guns N Roses are scary dudes. Carrie said not at all. She said they're just larger than life. She said they took her back to his dressing room and they talked for a minute about the show and that and it's all just a blur. She said that she wanted to sing with him for years and they asked Axl to do something with her. She said she wrote an email and sent it and she explained why. She said they have fun when they do that stuff.
Howard asked who her female influences are. Carrie said that Heart is one. Howard said they're going to do one last song and he loves Ozzy. Carrie said she does too. She said she remembers listening to that stuff as a kid and her mom hated it. She said that there were some great songs Ozzy did. Howard asked what he does that makes that voice of his so special. Carrie said she's not sure what his tricks were but he had something.
Howard said they're going to do ''Mama, I'm Coming Home'' and that's a great song. Carrie said they asked Sharon if they could do it and she was very generous about letting them do it. Howard said Ozzy is some character. He said Sharon is the best. He asked if she has ever gotten a no when asking to cover a song. Carrie said they don't do them that often but she hasn't gotten a no yet. Howard said if Ozzy is listening he can call in with his votes now. He said he can't wait to hear them do this. He said it's such a great song. Carrie started the song but she messed up and had to start over. She said she had to do the song justice and not have Sharon call her saying she got it wrong.
Carrie and the band performed ''Mama, I'm Coming Home'' and after the song Howard said that was fantastic. He said he loved that. He said Ozzy loved it too. Howard said he has bad news though, he has to start the whole interview over again. Carrie said that she has never had to do that before. Howard asked if she has the lyrics memorized. Carrie said she does. She said that she can remember songs she did in 3rd grade.
Howard said the band sounded really good. He asked them how they work out the harmonies. They went through the process with the guys and had them do the harmony part in the song. Howard said he wants to be able to do that. He said they're really good. He said he needs a band. Carrie said he could be a front man. Howard said he has a band called Tuchus. He said he might want to open for them.
Howard asked the guitar player to play the opening of the song again. He did that for him.
Howard said he's taken up too much of her time already but Carrie is doing this thing for NFL Football and it's like $18 million a year. Carrie said it's really not. She said it's a pro-bono thing. She said she grew up watching football and it's cool to have the players come up to her and tell her that the song gets them pumped up. She said she was a Cowboys fan growing up. Howard said she dated Tony Romo for a while. Carrie said they were friends. That was a long time ago.
Howard said what a life and what a career. He said he has to mention her animal rescue work too. He said they're into cats and so is she. Carrie said she started an organization in her home town and they ended up building an animal shelter. She said that she knew that she could make a difference. She said they spay and neutered like 30,000 animals. Howard said people are assholes. He said they refuse to spay an neuter. Carrie said they offer to do it for free of whatever people can pay. She said they get shots and all of that there. She said the vet is so nice. She said they just fix what they can. She said this vet will do 80-90 animals in a week. She said they have a lot of volunteers too. Howard said he loves that she does that. He said they've had over 2000 cats they've fostered in their house. He said he's so into it. He said his wife handles it and he loves the whole thing.
Howard asked if she's vegan. Carrie said she is vegetarian but cheese is her downfall. She said hey have chickens and they eat eggs. She said they have some cows too but they're there for decoration.
Howard said this was great. He said they sounded amazing. Robin said they really were great. She said seeing someone come out of American Idol and being catapulted into the big time was something. She said that she mastered all of that right away. She said she's someone you want to see all the time.
Howard said Carrie is going to have her own channel there. He said that he hopes she's not going to pull and Oprah and she'll be there. Carrie said she's very involved so far. She said she's recorded some of the stuff for her channel already. She said she has written down some notes for people she forgot. She said it's a lot of country and rock. She said it's super cool to have her own channel there. She said she hopes that people will enjoy it.
Howard said what she should do is like what Tom Morello does with his show on Lithium. Carrie said she's working on it. Howard said bring the boys in to do stuff too. Carrie said they will have them on to tell stories from the road.
Howard asked the guys what the best rock song is. Mark said that he likes AC/DC so their stuff is great to him. Howard said Led Zeppelin 2 is the best. He said that he was wrong but that's okay.
Howard thanked Carrie and the guys for coming in. He said that when this company asked him to come to Miami he was ready to explode. He said then they told him Carrie was coming and he was ready to go. He said he wanted to meet her. He said she's sold more than 85 million records worldwide. He said she knows what she's doing. Howard let her go a short time later. They ended the show around 10:50am.