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Howard said this has over 30 vocal tracks with six singers doing the vocals. He said the guy wasting his time with that was Jeremy Lipkin and Rich Gibbons. He said they spent a lot of time on that. Robin asked what they could have created other than that over the 8 years. Howard said everything was created with the human voice. Robin said what's interesting is that they only played it once before now. She said they wasted 8 years making it.
Howard said he has some things about the song. He played some clips of the different voices that were used for instruments. He said they eventually mixed in Rob Zombie. Robin said she's not sure what that beat is at the beginning. Howard said this is a guy slapping his stomach and chest. Robin said that's not a voice. Howard said he doesn't know. He said he was ready to fire everyone involved in it.
Howard played a clip of Robin asking who wasted their time doing that back in 2014. Howard told her that he had wasted a day doing that. Howard said that's pretty cold. Robin said they did that with their voices, they destroyed it.
Howard said he has a version of The Great American Nightmare that Robin did. He said they took Robin and had her mixed into that same song. That was from 2016. Howard played that clip and said look at her. Howard said they discovered that song has been covered more than ''Yesterday'' by Paul McCartney.
Howard asked JD about that call. JD got on and said he can't hear anything. Howard said they're not saying anything. He said he watched both games that day and it took up his whole life. He said the call at the end of the game was very odd. JD said there were a bunch of calls that didn't seem to go their way. He said the referees missed a few things during that game. He said the out of bounds would have been called no matter what. He said he's not going to blame all the refs. He had a few thoughts on this game.
Howard asked if JD thinks that they were looking to get the Chiefs into the Super Bowl and the NFL asked the refs to do that. JD said he's not sure. He said that there are a lot of different theories about it. He said that Mahomes is a spokesperson for State Farm and they are going to be playing at the State Farm stadium. Howard said he thinks that maybe they wanted to see JD have to shave his head so that's why they threw it to the Chiefs.
Howard said JD also thinks we're living in a simulation. JD said he didn't say that but he can see it being a possibility. Howard said he feels bad for JD but he has to go through with the bet. He said he hates to see him have to shave his head. He said he feels like what Richard was going to do was funny but JD will be more awkward and weird if he has to shave his head. JD said he will still be a team player. He said that he has to do this but he won't do another bet in the future. He said he will not do it again. Howard said he agrees. He said he feels bad for him. JD said that Richard can bet someone else from now on.
Howard said he feels bad because JD is like a son he never had. He said he would have a weirdo son like this if he had a son. He said he does feel bad about it. He said JD didn't want to bet. He said he wanted to just watch the game. He said he was the boss and he wanted to call the whole thing off. He said for him JD is like the Rosemary Kennedy of the family. He said he's trying to stick up for him. Robin said he's the guy who collects the carts. Howard said he didn't want to be the buzz kill for the show. He said now he has to shave his head.
Howard said he was thinking that maybe they could just shave a Swastika in the side of his head. JD said no way. Howard said he feels bad for him having to shave his head. He said he doesn't like it. He said the guys suggested that they have the barber shave a lightning bolt into his head instead. He said then they suggested the Swastika. JD said they were suggesting a dick and balls too. He said he'd rather shave his head. JD said the barber is right there so he can come on over.
Howard asked Richard what he thinks about this. Richard had a sign up saying it's the Chief's Kingdom. Richard said JD didn't feel bad when he lost the bet last time. Howard said he must feel bad for JD though. He said he has a nice head of hair. Richard said he has shaved his head. Howard said he doesn't have hair like JD does though.
Howard had Ralph on the phone and asked if he's feeling bad for him. Ralph said it grows back so he'll be fine. He said asked if they can see how he looks with a Mohawk first. Howard said he was thinking that would look nice on JD. He said they can try it. Ralph said he feels bad about JD being bald. He said he doesn't know if he can carry that off. Robin said she thinks he can.
Howard said he would like to offer JD an alternative. He said this is it. He asked why they don't have JD just go in a room and show Richard his penis for 30 seconds. JD said he'd rather shave his head. He said he's not going to show it. Jon Blitt said it must be gigantic. He said it has to be 12 inches easily. Howard said he can show it to Richard and just end the whole thing. JD said he put it out there last year and he's not doing it again. He said he got off Scott free last time. Howard said he'd rather have his head shaved than show his penis. JD said yes. Howard said wow. Robin said he took his penis off the table.
Blitt said he thinks JD would get hard if he showed it. He said he also read that 30 percent of men that shave their heads the hair doesn't grow back. He said he's just joking about that though.
Howard said he has to take everyone through how they got here. He played some clips from a couple of weeks ago when they agreed to this bet. Howard said Richard agreed to get pubes on his face if he lost. Howard played a song parody that explained the bet too.
Howard said he feels like he's about to watch an execution. He asked why Ralph is there. Ralph said he got JD a present. He said it's a special razor for bald people. JD said that's hilarious. Howard said JD has shaved his head in the past. JD said that was back in like 2005. He said that he was there when he did it. He said he wasn't really an on air person that much.
Ralph said Richard is dressed so weird today. He said he looks like a mental patient. Howard asked what he's wearing. Richard told Howard about all the Chiefs stuff he had on. From head to toe he had Chiefs stuff. Ralph said Wolfie looks like a mental patient too. He was wearing Eagles stuff. Wolfie said he's wearing all Eagles stuff.
Howard said he doesn't get carrying on like maniacs. Robin said she didn't even know who that was. She said she thought they had sneaked someone in there. Howard said Wolfie is wearing a helmet.
Howard said he thinks he jinxed the Bengals. He said he never watches the game. He said Jon Blitt went to hang out with JD during the game. He said he stayed there the whole time. JD said when he was awake he was there. Howard said he heard he passed out from being such a pot head. Blitt said he took a nap but he was recording the whole time. Howard asked how long the nap was. JD said he thinks he wouldn't have woken up if he didn't scream.
Howard said he hears that Jon drank a lot over there. Jon said he and JD did share a few bottles of wine and things like that. Richard said JD missed out on drawing dicks on Jon's face.
Howard asked what drugs Jon was on. Jon said he did have some edibles. He said next year they have to have people watch JD watch the game in a theater or something. He said they can have JD take out his anger with a bat and punching a wall. He said he'd win a Tony for that. He said it's such a journey watching him. He explained what he's like throughout the game. He said it's the best thing to watch.
Howard said he heard that JD gets nervous for people singing the National Anthem. JD said he does. He said he thinks about what it would be like for him to be that person. He said he can't get past that. JD said he has been in Drama in high school and he knows what that felt like. He said he was the lead in a play and he was nervous as hell that he'd forget his lines. He played Maxwell Smart in the play Get Smart. Howard asked if he has tape of that at all. JD said no. He said someone else did it the night before. He said his tape didn't get recorded right for some reason. He said he's not sure how he played the part. JD did the voice a little bit for Maxwell and Robins said he sounds like JD-ini when he does that.
Howard asked JD about what the play was like and what he did in it. JD went through that whole thing with him. Ralph said that's something that he'd go see on Broadway.
Howard asked JD what episode they did the play about. JD said he thinks it was a paired down version of the pilot episode maybe. He doesn't remember. Howard asked if he remembers the lines at all. JD said not at all. He said he forgot them as soon as he was done with the play.
Howard said there was a love interest on the show so did he have one in the play. JD said he doesn't remember. He said he really doesn't think there was anything going on there. He said there were no kissing scenes or anything. Howard said that's fascinating.
Howard said Jon Blitt went over to do his job at JD's house. He said before kickoff he asked JD what he was going to do to help the Bengals win. He played a clip of JD talking about how he will try to send positive vibes to the team. He said that if they are losing he's taking his jersey off. He said it must mean it has bad Juju on it. He said he's going to start out on the couch and then stand and pace the whole time. Howard said JD's jersey came off in the first quarter of the game.
Howard said he has JD's acting teacher on the phone. He took the call from the guys who were playing clips of Wendy the Slow Adult telling Howard about what a great actor JD was. They were just playing her saying yes to everything Howard asked. They had her shitting and throwing up too.
Howard said Wayne Siegel keeps wanting to put money up on this game. He took a call from Wayne who said that he was looking to give him money if he would take one for the team and shave his head. He said he's still going to send him the money. He said he's a good sport for this. He said he was going to give it for any other crazy shit he was going to do. Ralph said he'll shave his head for 5000. Howard said he feels bad for JD and he doesn't like it. Richard asked if he would give JD $2,000 if he shows him his dick. Wayne said he feels bad for the kid. He won't do that. Howard asked JD why he would rather do this than show Richard his penis. He said JD has a decent sized penis from what he's heard. JD said it's average. He said that he doesn't need to get it involved in anything on this show. He said Richard wants it more than anything so he's not getting it.
Howard thanked Wayne for that. He said that he's a good guy. He gave him a plug for his Legend Auto Group dealers.
Howard said JD is a sensitive boy. Ralph said he gave him an out so he chose to do this. He said he could have gotten out of it. Howard said Chris Wilding wants to see his penis too. He asked why that is. Chris said he heard it was thick and he has a sixth sense when it comes to that and he has a feeling that it's very nice. JD said its very average. He said he's not sure why people think this. Ralph asked if they can see Chris' penis. Chris said he's already seen it.
Howard said Jon Blitt was with JD and he recorded him. He said there are two types of JD apparently. He said there was a moment in the game that JD revealed that the game may kill him at some point. He played a clip of JD talking about how he wishes he wasn't into sports. He said he can't stop watching it. He said you can't just stop it. Howard said the funny thing is that even the Bengals don't care this much about the gam. He said just watch the game and you'll see. JD said stop it.
Howard asked Richard what kind of Chiefs fan he is. He said he missed the first quarter. Richard said he listened to it on the radio on the way back from the Eagles game. He said he and his wife have dreamed of this since they got married and he's getting emotional thinking about how their teams are in it together. He said it's the perfect game. He said there will be no bad outcome from this. He said that one of them will be bummed but they're both in it.
Howard said Jon Hein thinks that he's rooting for the Eagles and he's not a real Chiefs fan. Hein got on and said you can't hope that your team loses. He said that he's not a real fan. He said if they win then he has to be excited for them. Richard said he's getting schooled by the most unathletic guy in the world. He said he doesn't plan to have all these rules about sports.
Howard asked Jon if he feels bad for JD. Jon said he does but you never blame the refs for your loss. He said he thinks that JD jinxed himself by taking his jersey off. JD said he thinks Jon jinxed them by saying they'd win.
Howard said Richard went to the Eagles game and partied out in the parking lot. Richard said they went to the game and hung out and tailgated. He said Wolfie wore his helmet there and people kept hitting him in the helmet. Wolfie said this is from the 80s. He said he wore it to a game in 2005. He said he wore it again and they won on Sunday. He said that people were coming up to him and hitting him. He said one guy came running from about 20 feet away and head butted him. He said the other guy wasn't wearing a helmet. Howard said the Eagles fans are wild. He said that even Will gets nuts at those game. He said he'd get arrested when he'd go to the games. Wolfie said this guy at the game kept hitting him on the head during the game and his buddy was recording it.
Wolfie said that Howard should ask what kind of jersey he was wearing at the game. Richard said he was wearing a Eagles jersey. He said he would not be alive today if he was wearing a Chiefs jersey there. Jon said that's just not true. He said he he's a Chiefs fan. He said his wife asked him to wear that jersey. He said he was doing it for his wife. He said on Sunday he'll be rooting for the Chiefs.
Howard asked Will what he has to say. Will said they used to love to run into the pot-a-pottys when people went into them. He said they would get them to almost tip over. He said they just did that as hard as they could.
Howard said Will went to the Eagles jail at the stadium. Will said that did happen a few times. He said that they were good times.
Howard asked Wolfie if he has any life. He said he was at the game at 9 in the morning. Wolfie said that you have to get there early to get a ticket. He said he got there as early as possible. He said he paid $650 for his ticket. He said they were selling for $1,500 later.
Howard played a montage of different levels of JD during the game. Blitt had recorded many different levels of JD being very calm to being very worked up and yelling at the game. Howard said what a fun afternoon.
Blitt said he's like one of those abusive fathers and you never know what you're going to get.
Howard played some audio of Richard going nuts during the game. Richard said JD has to get used to this. He said every championship is going to be like this in the next few years. Blitt said he thinks that JD isn't focused enough. He said he needs to be more focused.
Howard said this is when the Bengals lost and JD realized it. He played a clip and JD said he knows they're losing. He said that was a bullshit penalty. He said that they're going to lose here. He sounded wasted in that clip. He was all bummed out. He asked if he can shut this thing off now.
Ralph said that was not a bullshit call at all. Richard agreed with him. JD told him to shut up. Howard said Richard and his wife reacted like this. He played a clip of them cheering. Howard said Richard sure married the right woman. He said they must have been hammered. Robin asked where the kids are. Howard said protective services took them a year ago. Richard said they were at Grandma's actually.
Howard said Richard's wife jumped into his arms and he fell and twisted his ankle. Richard said he was hobbling for a few days after that. Howard said he told Beth to never try that. Richard said he just fell right away. He said that's also the sound of two parents that haven't gone out in a long time. He said they were having fun.
Howard said everyone was talking about it. He read some feedback from the fans about the bet. Howard said he's not happy about this. He asked JD if he'll watch the game. JD said he will for work. He said if he wasn't doing it for work he wouldn't care. He said that he wants the game to just end. Ralph said he's not a real fan if he isn't into the game. Howard said he should just cheer for both tames so you don't lose. JD said he does know people who are doing that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she is so embarrassed for Richard. She said that he wears an Eagles jersey on his body and that's not cool. She said she has had shit thrown at her for wearing a Giants jersey at a game. Richard said he's not going to change.
Howard said there were people discussing this bet on their shows. He played a clip from a show there on SiriusXM where they were talking about JD's loss.
Howard asked about the Cincinnati mayor making a statement about the team. JD said he wasn't happy about that either.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Bill Shatner who was talking about JD's loss. He said he has no idea what baldness is like. He said poor James has his whole life ahead of him and he's going to lose his hair. Howard said Bill can't relate to him with the baldness thing. Bill said he has an old Tribble from the Star Trek days if he wants to use that to cover up his bald head.
Howard said Joe Buck left a message for JD. He played the message where Joe talked about losing your hair and how he knows what that's like. He did his imoression of JD mumbling and laughing so he'd understand it. JD said that a comedian. He said he's so honored. Ralph said he should call a game like that. Howard asked if JD ever thought that he'd have someone like that leaving him messages. JD said not at all. He said to be mocked by the lead announcer from the NFL is amazing.
Howard had Sal singing a National Anthem parody about JD having to shave his head. JD said that's what he heard trough the door there.
Howard answered a knock at the door and Chris Wilding was doing his Dr. Now impression talking about how this is the only way JD is going to lose weight. Howard said JD has put on a few. He asked what he weighs now. JD said maybe 220 something. Dr. Now said that he may have to cut off an arm or leg to lose some weight. Howard asked what kind of problems he's going to have if he doesn't stop with the weight gain. Fake Dr. Now went off on him about what could go wrong with him. Blitt said he does have a treadmill. Howard said he hung his jersey off of it. JD said he uses the treadmill. Blitt said he has some healthy meals in his refrigerator.
Howard asked what JD had for breakfast this morning. JD said he hasn't had anything yet. Dr. Now said fat people lie about eating all the time. He said that Wayne Siegel should send him some broccoli instead of the cash. Howard thanked Dr. Now for coming on. He let him go after that.
Blitt told Howard about how he had JD go out with him to eat and they went truffle shopping. He said the guy at the store knew who JD was. He said he was offered 50 percent off of everything when they guy recognized him.
Howard asked Jon if he is shocked by JD's weight. Jon said not at all. He said he encourages him to exercise. He said he'd love to live with him for a month and coach him. Howard asked if JD wants that. JD said no way. Blitt said he'd do it. Ralph said he'd watch that show.
Howard said this is quite amazing. He said he doesn't feel good about this. He said that he'd like Richard to let him out of this bet. Richard asked why he's putting it on him. He said he wants him to go through with it.
Howard said he's going to bring the barber in now and they're going to have him shave his head. Richard had a cape for JD to wear while he gets his hair shaved. It said Patrick Mahomes rules! on it. Howard said this is their expert barber @DaveyCuts. Howard said he hates that he's shaving his head. He asked Davey how long it takes to grow back. Davey said hopefully in 2 months or so.
Howard asked Davey about whose hair he cuts like Aaron Judge and people like that. Davey said it's always an honor to do that. He said that sports is his passion and he loves being in the locker room with them every day. Howard said he cut Eli Manning's hair too. Davey said he did. He said he worked with his dad when he was a kid and he was a big sports fan. He said he wanted to go to a game and now he's in the locker room and cutting their hair.
Howard asked Davey what he thinks about JD's hair and if he can do anything with that beard. JD said he just needs the hair done. He said he doesn't need help with his beard. Howard asked if they can do a Mohawk first. Davey said they can do that. Howard said JD has never had a Mohawk but they can give one to him. Davey said of course.
Howard said the guys get into it. Davey started the hair cutting. Blitt asked if he would sell hair from the people whose hair he cuts. Davey said there's probably a code. Blitt said maybe they can talk off the air.
Howard asked which Yankee has the biggest penis. Davey said that's one thing they can't talk about.
Howard said JD's hair is coming off quickly. JD said he can feel the cold from the razor. Howard said he doesn't think he looks that bad with his hair cut. Ralph said just wait.
Howard said Davey has cut one side of the head. He asked if he can just leave it at that. Ralph said he's shaving it down to the skin too. He said it's not just a buzz cut.
Howard asked if it's hard to cut the hair like that. Davey said that the Mohawk is in right now so that's easy. He said he has lots of practice. Howard said JD looks like Shemp from the Three Stooges right now. Howard asked if there are any lice in there. Davey said they're good. Howard said he thinks the fans are going to like this.
Howard said JD does not look bad. Robin said she told him that. Howard asked if his head feels lighter yet. JD said he has hair all over and he's itchy. The guys were all making suggestions for what to do next. Howard asked if JD's nose is itchy. JD said his hair is going all over the place. He said he's seeing himself on the screen. He said he might want to keep his glasses off. Howard said maybe the joke will be on them and JD will look good.
Howard said for those of you at home the Mohawk is almost done. He said there's a huge swatch of hair on top of his head. He said it's very unusual. He said that's the way to describe it.
Wolfie said it looks like he has a scar on the side of his head. Ralph said he has a lumpy head. Howard said look at this Mohawk. Robin said she is. Ralph said he looks like that Pinhead character. Howard said he's liking the Mohawk. He asked Davey if he does a lot of them. Davey said a lot of baseball guys like that so yes.
Howard asked JD what he thinks about the Mohawk. JD said he's seen enough. Howard said he likes it. Howard asked Richard if he wants the whole thing off. Richard said he wants the whole thing off. JD agreed. He said he wants to start fresh. Howard told Davey to take it off then. He said he wants to be like his hero Jon Hein. Davey finished the job. Howard said he does not like this at all. Robin said he does look like Frankenstein. Howard said stop it Robin.
Howard asked if they should just leave the back on. JD said he wants it all off. Howard asked if this is a good look for him. Davey said this is very different for JD. Howard said he hates it. He said Davey made him look like he was just released from a mental institution. He said it's like when Britney Spears shaved her head. JD said he feels more hair on his head for sure. Howard said he was against this but he went with it. Wolfie said he's very sweaty right now too.
Howard asked Robin what she thinks about his. Robin said it doesn't look bad at all. She said he doesn't have to be ashamed about his bald head. Howard asked Ralph what he thinks. Ralph said this is not good. He said he can put a cap on during the winter though. He said maybe when it starts growing in it'll be okay. He said he has to lose some weight though.
Howard asked Blitt what he thinks. Blitt said he wants to do some man on the street stuff with him.
Howard asked Gary what he thinks. Gary said he thinks he should clean up the beard a bit. JD said he just wants to end this and get out of there. Howard said according to a study done they say that bald men are more masculine and more confident. Howard said Davey is still getting the job done. Howard asked Wolfie what he makes of this. Wolfie said he looks like Wooly Willie the game.
Howard said some of the guys are saying that the beard needs a trim. Richard said he looks younger now. He said he looks like 2004 JD again. Ralph said he has to look at the back of his head. He said it's very lumpy. Howard said that's just fat deposits. Robin said send him to Dr. Now to suck the fat out of his head.
Howard said the buzzer is still going. He said JD is his hero. He said he is a good sport. JD said thank you. Howard said Davey is taking it down to the bone back there. He said they weren't this thorough with people at Auschwitz.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Greta Thunberg who was asking JD to save his hair so she can make a tampon out of it. She was going off about how much water it takes to make cotton. Howard closed the door on her.
Howard said he heard that Davey cut DMX's hair too. Davey said he did. He said rest in peace. He said that he had a lot of energy. He said he was with him 2 weeks before he passed. He said he was at his shop then.
JD said this feels so weird. Ralph said he should let him shave his beard a little bit. JD said he just wants to be left alone. Howard said Blitt has some wigs for JD to try on. JD told him to get away from him. Howard told him to leave him alone. JD wasn't going for it.
Howard said JD has to remember that they didn't do this to him, Joe Burrow did. JD said he knows. Howard said he will never have to do another bet on the show again. Richard said every year this is going to happen. He said that they're both going to be in the playoffs from now on. Howard gave Davey some plugs and let everyone go. Howard said he as to take a break. He asked if Davey has any suggestions for putting on JD's head. Davey said put some Pomade on there and he can make his head shiny. Robin said he looks completely different.
Howard took a call from Chris Wilding who was doing his Mildred character talking about what JD can do to her now. Howard let her go after a short time.
Howard said JD looks okay. He said he doesn't look so bad. He did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and said that he loves Leslie West who is no longer with them. Robin said she was thinking about him this weekend. She was watching something about Woodstock and how they were left out of the movie. Howard said it bothered him that their management didn't let them use footage of them in the movie. He said that they had some great music and he was never honored by the hall of fame. He said he heard tape of Eddie Trunk talking about the hall of fame nominations. He said that he agrees with him about Jethro Tull not being in the hall of fame. He said Eddie was screaming about it.
Howard asked Gary if he knows Eddie. Gary said he does. He said he's been on the show. Howard played some audio of Eddie yelling about Jethro Tull not being in the hall of fame. He said they should be in there for the Aqualung riff alone.
Howard played more of Eddie going off about the other bands that aren't in the hall of fame yet. Howard said he likes his passion. He said that's the kind of passion they demand from their hosts there.
Howard said he read an article the other day about this woman who had a horrible thing happen to her. He said Nicole Ryan from the Morning Mash Up works there at Sirius. He said that she was a receptionist there and she got a job on this morning show. Howard said she can do a better job than he can as a morning radio show host. Howard said this is what his dad warned him about. He said that he told him that anyone can do this job.
Howard mentioned his dad and that got him into his impression of him. He had his dad telling him about all of the things he was doing wrong. Howard messed up his mid doing the impression of his dad. Howard said this microphone is very sensitive.
Howard said Nicole Ryan was hit by a vehicle earlier this week and she was riding a scoter at the time. He said cars are always hitting them around the city. He said he's not sure what happened exactly but her manager thanked friends for their well wishes. He said that she's going to make a full recovery according to her manager. Howard said that's very good news. He said when she was hit by the car Richard's dad tried to eat her.
Howard said thank god she's okay. Robin asked where she is. Howard said he doesn't know. He said that she validated all of his greatest fears that his father told him about. He said she could have taken his job. He has no job security.
Howard said Bubba asked him to nominate him but he hates that radio hall off fame. He said he's not going to go campaign with them. He said Bubba has to call them himself. He said that maybe someone else there can nominate Bubba. He said maybe Gary is involved. Gary said he's not on the board.
Howard said he heard that Gary was very busy over the vacation. He said he was at a Rachel Ray party and then he went to Florida to see Bruce and then he was out in California. He said he was very busy. He said he has nothing to do with the radio hall of fame though. Gary said he's not into it. He said that he ignores them in solidarity with Howard.
Howard said Gary was up on the stage with the band Umphrey's McGee. He said he's very busy out there. Robins said he's doing everything that Howard won't do. Howard said he's working on getting out there. He said that he hasn't had a cold in 3 years. Robin said she's in the same situation and she still has nothing. Gary said there's an announced date when they're going to say COVID is over. Howard said he knows. He said he's going to go out to eat at some places outside. He said he's been in hiding. Robin said she has been too but she will take a step out. She said she doesn't go out continually like Gary. Howard asked how many times he had COVID. Gary said he only had COVID once. Howard asked if anyone was wearing masks on the plane. Gary said no. He said he did on one flight. He told a story about a woman trying to take his picture while he was sleeping on his flight. He said that his wife said no because he was sleeping and he woke up and then the woman took a picture. He said it was very rude.
Howard took a call from fake Bubba who was asking him to help him out with the radio hall of fame. Howard said that's fake Bubba but real Bubba will call in at some point to talk about all of that.
Howard said he watched some of the Grammys last night. He said he didn't see the whole thing. He said he's not so much into that Bad Bunny stuff. He said he'd like to hear songs in English. He said there was a lot going on during that performance. Robin said it looked like a parade. Howard said he tuned in to see Brandi Carlile. He said she was very good. Robins said she likes that her wife and kids introduced her. Howard said he was imagining what they do in bed together. Robins said that's terrible. She said just stop it. Howard said that's how his mind works.
Howard said they had Laverne Cox out on the red carpet and she was saying everything is ''iconic'' now. He played a montage of her saying that everything is iconic. Robin said that seems to happen with a lot of celebrities who get a hold of a word and keep using it.
Howard said this is Bad Bunny. He played a clip of that performance. Howard said there was a lot going on there. He said he noticed too that Beyonce didn't get there on time. Robin said Jay-Z was there on time but not her. Howard said he's not sure how that happens.
Howard said Sam Smith worked with a woman named Kim Petris who was transgender. He said she has it down. He said she has the voice down and everything. He said that if you get the hormones before puberty you can really pull it off. He said he'd start at 5 if he was transgender. Robin said not everyone knows that early. Howard said he knew at 5 what he wanted. Howard said his father wouldn't have done well with that if he was tans. He said he once told him he needed a psychiatrist and he almost put him through the wall. That led to Howard doing his impression of his father again.
Howard said he was talking to his mother this weekend and she was telling him how his father was very stingy with his money. Howard said tell him about it. He did more of his impression of his father going off on him if he was born transgender. Howard said if he had been he would have come out around the age of 45 and it would have been a disaster with his dad. He said his mother may have been okay with it. He did his impression of his mother talking to him about that. He had his parents telling him to get a paper route to pay for the surgery to get a pussy. Howard said it would have been tough if he was trans.
Howard said Bubba is looking to get into the radio hall of fame. He said that he would be a hypocrite if he tried to help him get in there. He said he's not sure how he can help. He said he's not sure who to appeal to. He said Bubba is into it but he's not. He said Bubba should be in it.
Bubba said he's still trying to make a buck here and there and he might be able to get into more markets if he's in the hall of fame. Howard said that explains it. He said that he's looking for a revival.
Bubba said that Howard Stern has only endorsed one other person to hold down an afternoon drive slot and that's him. Howard said he's right about that. He said that Robin thinks that if he was on Dancing with the Stars he might get more of a jump start. Bubba's co-host said that he is on Ozempic to try to lose some weight. Bubba said he's up around 293 pounds. He said he was at 249 at one point. He said that he hopes to be able to get down to a good weight by the hall of fame induction. Howard said if he gets slim maybe that would help.
Bubba said he hasn't been sued lately so he's doing well. Howard said he's a new man. He said he hasn't been sued in years. Bubba said since 2018 he hasn't been sued. Howard said lawyers have gone out of business. Bubba said he knew he'd get clownd on this deal. He said he is getting exposure now though. He said he sees the people in there and he knows he's as good as they are. Howard said he went to people and asked the team to help him write a letter back to him. Bubba said that Howard is always very kind to him in his emails.
Howard had fake Bubba come on with real Bubba to talk to him about all of this. He had him do his thing for a minute and then got back to real Bubba.
Howard said that Bubba would be in there with all of these other radio personalities. He named a bunch of them and said he's as good as Edward R. Murrow. Robin's microphone cut out as she was trying to say something to Bubba. She said that she was saying that Howard wasn't a first ballot kind of guy. She said it took them years to recognize Howard. Howard said that's why he won't do anything for them. Bubba said maybe he shouldn't be in it then. He said maybe they took too long for Howard.
Howard said he's all for Bubba being in it and he hopes it happens. He said he doesn't want to be in the radio hall of fame. He said just give it to Bubba. He said he's not sure if it'll help him at all. Bubba said he's not sure either but at least when he dies he can have something like that to brag about.
Bubba said he may be seeing Howard at an event later in the year. He said that Ronnie invited him to his wedding. He said that he also asked for the Merch Crick's real name. Howard asked if she's his girlfriend. Bubba said she is. Howard asked how he is as a boyfriend. She didn't get a chance to answer because Bubba was talking about her new boobs and how big they are. He said he doesn't date women who have small boobs.
Bubba said that Merch Crick isn't there actually. He said he'd never put a girlfriend on the air.
Howard said this Merch Crick is on the show. Bubba said she ships stuff out and she's not on the show. Howard asked how they found each other. Bubba said maybe they can talk about that when they see each other in Vegas. Howard asked if she's really 109 pounds. Bubba said she is and she has huge boobs. Howard asked if he paid for the boobs. Bubba said she had them before but they were 20 years old. He said Dr. Diaco helped him out and got her new ones.
Howard asked how big they are. Bubba said she's at least a double D. Howard asked Dr. Diaco how the surgery went. Dr. Diaco said it went well. He said they should be changed out every 20 years or so.
Howard said he's all for anything Bubba related. He said he can't wait to meet Merch Crick at the wedding. He said they look forward to the speech at the hall of fame too. Bubba said he won't offer Merch Crick to Howard at all in any way. Howard said he used to offer him his wife and he values her more now.
Howard took a call from fake Merch Crick who had a really deep voice. Howard lasted a few seconds with that.
Bubba asked if he can have him on when he's trying to get into the hall of fame and get votes. Howard said he can do that. He thanked Bubba for calling in. Bubba thanked him for being there for him. He said he is a very kind man. Howard said they're going to try to help him get in. He let them go a short time later. Howard said Bubba is a nice guy and he's down on his luck. He said he sent him forms to fill out and he didn't want to do that. He said he likes talking to guys in radio. He said then he gets the email asking him to fill out this form for the radio hall of fame. He said he's not sure what the form was. He said he can't fill out anything like that. He said he called them a piece of shit. He said he can't be sending in a form.
Howard said he told Bubba to just call in. He said he's not filling out any forms. He said you know how that's going got go. He went through what he could have written about Bubba. Howard said he does belong in the hall of fame.
Howard and Robin talked about how great Stevie was. Howard said he hasn't spoken to him in a long time. He said he hopes he comes in again. Robin said Lizzo was great too.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that Howard should have been on the Grammys. She said he has changed radio forever. Howard said they should honor him there. He said she's right. He said lock that woman up.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that her family is severely immuno-compromised. She said that she had to have surgery in her eye from complications from COVID. Howard asked what that was from. She said she tore her retina from coughing. Howard said he's not leaving the house, that's it. The caller said they don't go out without masks. She said they're still affected. She said they have people they know who have complications from this. Howard said he's not going out anywhere. He said that's it. He said he was about to go out and then he hears this. He said he's not leaving his house.
Howard said he likes going out to dinner but he doesn't want to cough his eyeball out. Robin said there's no reason for that. She said she went to Vietnam she felt safe on the plane because she was basically in a pod that kept her separate from everyone. Howard said that sounds like a good way to go. Robin said they're going this way a lot on airplanes now.
Howard said he's thinking about that woman and her COVID. Robin said she saw a new commercial that Pfizer put out that shows what people should and shouldn't do. Howard did his impression of that woman talking about her eyeball thing and making up more stuff. He said he can't take it.
Howard said he sees that he did touch up his beard. JD said he did that and his ear hair. Howard said no more betting for JD.
Robin said once they had her arm wrestle JD. She won. Howard said they're going to have him do another arm wrestling with her and if he loses he has to blow Richard. JD said no and he's not even going to joke about that.
Howard said he didn't do much this week. He said he had a lot of meetings. He said they're planning some stuff. He said he got bamboozled into some stuff. He said he won't mention it now. He said they have some stuff coming up. He said they have Brendan Fraser coming in tomorrow. Robin said she watched The Whale yesterday. She said she hasn't been moved by a movie like that in a long time. Howard said that movie was deep. He said you don't see a lot of that. He said he's usually into the Spider-Man kind of movies. He said he was talking about this Thanos guy and how he beat Hulk so easily. He said that they made it too easy for him to get beat. He said that Bruce Banner was invincible after getting the gamma rays.
Howard said he and Mike Trainor were talking about it. He got Mike on with him to talk about that. they went over the things they find wrong with super hero movies these days.
Howard said Brendan Fraser will be in there tomorrow. He said he was busy watching football games. He said people forget before they get back. He said his wife said that and she was right.
Howard said he loves chess and he was watching a lot of chess videos. He said he gets very upset when he plays and loses. He said he feels really stupid. He said he doesn't play that much anymore. He said he will go on and play once in a while. He said he gets very upset when he loses.
Howard said there are a lot of hot chicks getting into chess. He said he was watching this woman Anna Cramling who wears low cut shirts and she kicks people's asses. He said that she's very good. He said her parents are both grand masters and she'll play her mother from time to time. He said that he watches her channel and she'll go to the park and play people. He said she does lose occasionally. He said that he doesn't think he's ever mentioned her on the show before. Robin said she thinks he has. She said that Howard has talked about someone like her. Howard said hot girls will go to play chess in the park and they pretend to not know how to play.
Howard read some feedback from the fans about the Pamela Anderson interview. He went through some of that and talked about how he saw that Tommy Lee has an OnlyFans page.
Howard said there was a lot of discussion about JD and Richard's bet. He said Gary and Rahsaan were talking about the bet and he would rather juggle Ronnie's balls than make out with Ronnie. Howard played the audio of Gary talking about that.
Howard said he felt for JD this morning. He said he has seen guys who lose their hair and it can be really bad. He said he has to hide his face with his hair. He said Robin knows his look. He said this idea Gary is talking about he sort of knows what he means. He said he would rather not kiss Ronnie. Gary said he's not looking to any of this. He said he'd rather juggle his balls than have no hair. Robin said it's over once you take your hand away too. She said you might never get over a kiss. Gary said he's rather be the ball juggler than the guy who kissed Ronnie. Howard said it's horrible. He said he can't think about that anymore.
Howard said some people wrote in about the things Richard ate as a child. He said the fans were unanimously grossed out. He read through some of that feedback.
Howard said one fan wrote in about expired food and how it's all a scam. He said Richard eating expired food is fine. Robin said Richard just didn't care. She said some of the food was spoiled.
Howard played a clip of a correspondent who went to a Kansas fair and asked people about eating road kill.
Howard said 25 years of Benjy aired last week. He said the fans wrote in with praise for Benjy. He read through some of that. He said congratulations to Benjy on that. Howard said Benjy wrote to Sal and Rahsaan about something they talked about on the Wrap Up Show. Benjy was talking about the cookie wrapper he used at one time.
Howard said Benjy has been stuffing lately and he put on a lot of weight. Benjy said he's still not fat but he's definitely chubby. He said that he's not as obese as he was. He said he can gain and lose weight very quickly. He said he has been binging. He said he likes healthy foods. He said he just eats a tremendous amount. He said last night he had a bunch of wraps. Howard said that'll do you in. Benjy said he eats stuff until it hurts.
Howard said he heard he had a date this weekend. He said he had a table that hid his belly. Benjy said he does check out restaurants to figure out where to sit. He said that he didn't get lucky. He said this woman knew who he was. He said she was asking him about stuff she read about on the internet. He said the night of the date she said her son got COVID. He said she backed out of the date.
Howard asked if she read about giving his hand job or what. Benjy said he really doesn't know.
Howard said that this guy Andrew is on the phone and he says that Benjy showed up late to his brother's funeral. Andrew said that he did. He said that they had a funeral and Benjy was a friend of his brother's and he showed up looking like a bike messenger and showed up late. Howard asked if he felt it was disrespectful to do that. Benjy also had his dog with him. Benjy said it's horribly sad about Randy. He said he was the Star Trek guy that they had on the show. He said he like a little brother to him. Howard said Benjy was late but he was probably stuffing at the time.
Andrew said that nothing would have made his brother laugh harder than seeing Benjy show up the way he did. Howard asked what happened to Randy. Andrew said that his brother would call in and harass Star Trek guys. He said it was a very tragic thing. He said that they don't have to get into the details. He said he was a wacky guy. He said that he would have loved this whole thing with Benjy.
Howard said he thinks he remembers Randy coming in and doing a trivia contest against Bill Shatner. Andrew said that's right.
Howard said it's funny that he showed up late to a funeral. Benjy was about to say what happened to Randy but Howard said his brother just said he didn't want to talk about it so don't bring it up.
Howard said he's sorry about his friend. Robin said Benjy should stop stuffing. Howard said he's out of his mind so that's the trigger there. Benjy said it's hard to stop once it starts. Robin asked if he can talk himself out of it. Howard asked if she can talk to him about this off the air. Howard thanked Benjy again and tried to get him off the air. Then Jon Blitt said that Benjy tried to kiss a Peloton instructor on the screen because he was so enamored by her. He also mentioned something about Benjy and his therapist. Howard asked if he lost another one. Benjy said no but he did question something about his bill.
Howard asked what the controversy was. Benjy said it was something about the totals and how many sessions it was. He said his therapist got angry with him when he asked and he said he could figure it out. Howard said you can do math and figure it out. Howard said Benjy's problem is that he is infantile. He said he can do this on his own but he's asking him to figure it out for him. He said he doesn't need to take the guy's time up.
Benjy said that he was surprised that the guy talked to him in a temper. Howard said he is a very special kind of client. He said he has news for him. He said his therapist probably has to call his own therapist after a session with Benjy.
Howard asked Benjy what he was asking about. Benjy said it was 3 months of sessions. He said he was trying to figure out the billing because he hadn't sent his first two months of payments. Howard asked why he would wait two months and then ask the guy about how many sessions he had. Benjy said he's not very good with paperwork. Howard asked if he has a thing inside of him that tells him to just pay the bill right away. He said just pay it monthly. Benjy said they changed it to every two months anyway.
Howard said Benjy has issues with his eating and everything in his life. He said he's like an infant. Benjy said he sees aspects like that.
Howard asked if he would like to see himself as a grown man and be in change of his own finances or does he like to be an infant. Benjy said he was thinking this morning about the way he looks could be under his control. Howard said he thought of that? Benjy said just this morning. He said at some point in life he just gave up. Howard asked how he would feel if SiriusXM forgot to pay him for a few months. Benjy said horrible. He said it wasn't like that. Howard asked why he'd feel horrible. Benjy said because he counts on it to make a living.
Howard asked Blitt about what he said about Benjy being upset about death and morality. Blitt said he thinks a lot about it. Howard asked Benjy about that. Benjy said he has gone through periods of life where it's overwhelming and this is one of those times. Howard asked how many times a week he sees his therapist. Benjy said it's once a week at this point.
Howard said Benjy is part of their Small Talk with Colin Quinn special on Wednesday at 8pm on Howard 101. He said that they have a lot going on over there lately. He said Colin tries to help Benjy. He said Colin tries to help Benjy, JD and Medicated Pete in this special. Benjy said he wishes that they could run that conversation in full. He said it was one of the best conversations he's ever had in his life. He said he thinks Colin would agree it was fun. Howard said Colin is on the same plane to Siberia with Benjy's therapist.
Howard said Gary wants to say something. Gary said that he heard Benjy was all over the place and they had to do a lot of editing for that interview. Benjy said he wants just that one thing unedited run on a channel. He said even if they put it on a third channel. Robin asked if he trusts Colin. Benjy said yes. Robin said then just let him do his job. Howard said maybe he's not as fascinating as he thinks he is.
Howard said they had a week long special for Benjy last week. He said leave it at that. Howard said they all love Benjy and he hopes he can work everything out with his therapist. Howard ended the show a short time later. He said his head is going to explode. They were done around 10:30am.
Howard said he will be looking Kacey up later today on The Daily Mail. Robin called it the Daily Mirror. Howard said Kacey is hot. He asked how old she is. Jon Hein told him she's 34. Howard asked what her measurements are. Jon said they're looking it up. He said she was divorced in 2020. Howard said he'd never divorce her. He said it says she performed Naked on Saturday Night Live. He didn't remember that. Jon said she went out with just a guitar. Howard asked how they covered up her titties. Jon said it was a big guitar.
Robin said yesterday she didn't watch the rest of the Grammys but she was reading recaps of what went on there and everyone was talking about Ben Affleck's attitude and the expression on his face. Howard said he has to stand up for that dude. He said there was nothing going on. He said he was just sitting there. He said he's not going to get up and start dancing. He said he has to stick up for him. Robin said if you're not doing what everyone else is doing there's something wrong. Howard said 95 percent of that show is a borefest so he gets it. He said that some of the music was awful. He said he had to be sitting there wondering what he's doing with his life. He said he wasn't smiling and mugging for the camera. Robin said he wasn't dancing. She said so what. Howard said it's fake news. Robin asked why they can't leave them alone. He said it's so stupid.
Howard said when he was watching the football games he saw that Applebees bought ''Start Me Up'' by the Rolling Stones. He said it sounded like them. Robin said it did. Howard said he can't believe it. He said he must be like Rip Van Winkle. He said a lot of bands feel there's no way to promote their music now so they do stuff like this. He said they have broken it down and license their music to commercials. He said The Who did that and it got them a lot. He said Mick Jagger said he gets free chicken fingers from Applebees now.
Howard said Lizzo was good on the Grammys too. He said she was sweet when she got up to accept her award.
Howard said Beyonce must be a big deal but he doesn't get it. Robin said she isn't a big fan either but she has seen her in some places singing and she's really good. She said that she is so good that other people shouldn't be performing. Howard said he liked that she didn't show up on time. He said she got an award and she wasn't there. He said even her husband showed up before her.
Howard said Beyonce has won the most Grammys. He said people cry when they lose but it's all bullshit. He said stop crying. Robin said Lebron James is about to break a record and that's all she's hearing about. Howard said that's a legit record. He said this Grammy thing isn't. He said the former winner had 31 wins. He said that was George Solti. Howard said you can't buy into this bullshit. He said there are so many great bands out there that haven't won 32 Grammys. He said Stevie Wonder won a lot so that's good. He said that Bonnie Raitt has won a lot too. He said he saw that some kids were wondering who she was on the internet. He said you have to be kidding. He said she's the greatest.
Robin said she was watching some guys on YouTube listening to stuff that they have never heard before. Howard said it's usually black guys listening to Led Zeppelin and things like that. He said they make faces like they've never heard anything like that before. Robin said she couldn't stop watching. She said that they were blown away but these bands. Howard said he did that but he's burnt out on that stuff.
Howard played a clip of the AI reading the lines they got from ChatGPT. Fake Howard and Robin said a lot of things that Howard and Robin would never say. Howard said he knew it was bogus when Robin asked him how he was doing and he said he was feeling great.
Howard and Robin did their impression of this AI script and it was nowhere near what they sound like. Howard said it's a very dull radio show.
Howard said they had AI write a Seinfeld episode and he laughed at some of the jokes. He said it's not the same as the show but it was funny. He said it has some moments. Howard played a clip from the show where they had some jokes that Howard found kind of funny.
Howard said the Seinfeld thing caused some uproar over a joke about transgender people. He said they got their account suspended for a few days over that. Howard said this is the joke. He played a clip of fake Jerry talking about Liberals and transgender people.
Howard did his impression of the computer voice doing the trans jokes. Howard said it was getting good there. Robin said it was like something new finally.
Robin asked why they would allow their backup system to have inappropriate language in it. Howard said that's right. He said you don't let it do that. He said you can control it. Howard did his Anti-Semitic Seinfeld impression and came up with some more bad jokes.
Howard said they're saying that they have a backup AI but it's an inappropriate AI. He said he's not sure why they would want that to get out. He did more bad jokes in his AI voice.
Howard said they say that OpenAI who runs ChatGPT was valued at 29 billion dollars. Robin said they don't make any money yet so how is that possible. She said they have debt to clear up before they're making money. Howard did more of his impression and made up more crazy nonsense. He had it making up conspiracy theories and things.
Howard said he doesn't get why they would have this backup AI. He said they made a funny one for themselves that you weren't meant to hear. He said he wants to get a hold of that inappropriate AI and play it on the air. Howard said he wants to put that thing on the air and just let it talk. He made up more inappropriate things it could say.
The caller said he also says the number nine as ''noine.'' Howard said Gary's mother once called his mother to complain about him calling Gary a monkey. He said she was very upset by that. He said Baba Booey is fine but Mama Monkey was bad. He said he remembers his mother calling to complain about that. He said his mother called him and told him that she doesn't interfere with his life but she has to say something about that. He did his impression of her telling him about Gary's mom calling her about that. Howard said he was almost 40 years old at the time. He said his mother has such an effect on him and if she says something to him it stays in his head forever. He said she guilted him his whole life.
Gary said this was the most embarrassing part of it. He said that he got a call from Howard asking if he was okay. He said he told him his mother called his mother. He said steam was coming out of his head. He said he was so humiliated by that. Howard was still doing his impression of his mother talking about that.
Howard said they got worse than Mama Monkey. Gary said it was the R-word one that was really bad. Howard wouldn't even say that one.
Howard said he normally would have ripped into Gary over that but he had to let it go. He said he is a reformed guy now. He said he can't make fun of Gary. Gary said it's a weird thing because he would have people write in complaining about it.
Howard said Gary went to Tampa and saw Bruce Springsteen. He asked how he got such good tickets. Gary said it was Ross' friend. Howard said he can get worked up over this very easily. Gary said it had nothing to do with him.
Howard said Gary has some new disease he's never heard of. He said he had fucked up toe nails years ago and he was grossed out by that. He said now he has this Dupuytren thing. Gary said his pinkie is stuck in this position. He said it will only get worse. He said his father had the same thing. He said that he never did anything about it. Gary said he went to the doctor and they said you can get it fixed. He said it's a hardening of the hand and he can get it fixed but to do that it's a 2 day process. He said they have to inject something in there and then they twist these vines off the tendon in there. Howard said it's crazy that his finger is all bent up.
Howard said he can't watch any commercial that has a medical thing in it. He said he gets convinced that his finger is going to get fucked up like Gary's.
Gary said after he gets it done he has to wear a splint on his finger for four months or it might happen again. Howard asked if it prevents him from doing anything. Gary said not at all.
Howard said they say that this Dupuytren is a painless condition that can spread to other fingers. Gary said it's very hard in this one section and it will keep going. Howard said that's fucked up. He asked how fucked up humanity is.
Howard said Gary is seeing Bruce Springsteen in Brooklyn. Gary said he looked up to see when he's appearing and he's going to try to go to that one.
Fred did his Gary vice and said that he can put two in the pink but none in the stink with that finger being all fucked up.
Howard said Bruce Springsteen looks good for his age. Gary said he still runs on the stage from side to side. He said the guy is still in good shape.
Howard asked Gary how he gets anything done with his desk all messy the way it is. He asked if he's afraid he's going to forget his family so he brings in pictures of them. He said he has Jets memorabilia too. He said he has so much clutter in there. Howard said he got rid of everything in his office so he has complete empty space. He said Gary should do the same thing. He said he should take a picture and put it on his computer. He said free space represents possibility. He said look at all of that garbage.
Howard asked Gary to show him what he has there. He asked if he has a cart deck there. Gary said he does. Howard asked why he has that. Gary said it's from the movie. He said it worked before they got there. He said this is kind of set up to be a set. He said that he has this stuff there for the video part of the show.
Howard said it drives him insane that he has so much junk in there. He said Gary is an older man and he should clean that stuff up. He said he should put it all in the garbage. Robin said he has pictures plastered everywhere. Howard said he has had a lot of experiences on the show and he wants to show everyone what he has done. He asked why he has a toy microphone on his desk. Gary threw it out. Howard went through other stuff with him and had him throwing it in the garbage can. Gary threw out a Baba Booey name tag.
Robin asked if he has speakers there that work. Gary said they do. Howard asked about his Jets helmet. Gary said he doesn't need that. Howard said throw it out. Gary said this is an official Jets helmet. Howard told him to throw it out. Robin asked what that thing is in front of his trumpet. It was a Baba Louie doll. Howard had him throw it out. Howard told him to threw out some photos he had in there. Gary said they were all family photos. Howard said keep one and get rid of the rest. He said how about going to work and not having to see your family. Gary said he's not throwing that out. He got rid of some other stuff. Howard said his desk is starting to look nice.
Howard said look at the space he has. Gary said he has other space he uses. Howard said he's going to use it. Howard said he has to throw out more. Gary had a jar of peanut butter. Howard told him to throw it out. He asked what he has in the Baba Booey puppet lap. Gary said it's a Hank puppet. Howard said he can keep that. He said it's kind of cute.
Howard said he doesn't need the Howard book. He said throw that out. He said it's actually good promotion so leave it. Gary showed another Baba Louie thing. Howard said throw that out. He asked Gary what else he has. Robin said there's some colorful stuff there. She asked Gary to move his hand. She said you can't even see what it is. Howard asked what it is. It was a MAD magazine. Howard said throw that out. He asked what the other shit is by his side. He had a stapler and things like that. Howard had him put that stuff in the desk. He said throw that Dad mug out. He said his kids are 50 and he's got a Dad mug. Howard said throw it out.
Robin said she sees a mug back there behind him. She said there's something there. Howard said he doesn't know. Howard said put the trumpet in the case. Gary said this is what the TV people wanted. Howard said he's done with this. He said he could go in there and clean up the office in a minute. Gary said he could too. He said he has a giant Hershey's kiss. Howard said throw it out. Gary said he has a Baba Booey toy that Wolfie had made for him. Howard said throw it out.
Howard asked what else he has in there. Gary showed more stuff and Howard had him throwing it out. He said he can't take this. He said he has more potential to throw stuff out. He asked what Gary has in his hand. Gary said he uses it in meetings. He said he's keeping that. Howard said that's enough.
Howard said Gary keeps saying that the video team wants him to keep that stuff in there but it's a mess. Gary said he saw it all. Howard said now they can see what he has in there. He said it's a better visual for the show. Gary said you can see Howard's book now. Howard said that's right. Robin said it looks like what was going on in Turkey yesterday. She said it looked like the building collapsed on him.
Howard said Gary has thrown out one Baba Booey name plate but he has a second one in there. Howard told him to throw that out too. Gary said he actually gave it to him. Howard said he told Gary to act professional and he had that made for him. He said he can get rid of it now.
Jason said that the video guys are saying that they're being blamed for something they didn't ask for. Gary said he never said they asked for it. He said that they wanted something in his office. Jason said they went in there to declutter and Gary brought more in. Gary said he hasn't brought in more stuff in 3 years. He said that some of the stuff in there isn't his area. Howard said he has to have a neat and orderly office. He said when he sees it he sees a cluttered human being who is confused. He said he's thinking about concerts and other stuff instead of his job.
Gary said he was out there for the Maneskin concert the other day. Howard asked if the bass player was topless. Gary said she was not. He said they are a lot of fun to watch though.
Howard said he does not like busting Gary's balls. He said he swears he doesn't. He said he doesn't want to spend 45 minutes cleaning his desk. He said he's managing him on air. He said he has Bigfoot's book to play for you.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she had what Gary has on his finger. She was going on and on about it and said it's an easy fix. Howard said he can't take this. He said that every other word was cutting out. He hung right up on her. Howard said don't call in if you just want to say what they have talked about already. Gary said that she said it's not painful but the doctor told him it is.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he has had that procedure and it is very painful. He said that this took about 5 weeks. He said he went 4 different times and it hurts like hell. He said that if the doctor tells you it's painful it's going to be painful. He said he had it in two fingers. He said you have to get it done if your finger is bent over. Gary said it is. Howard said poor Gary is having a lot of issues. He said he had the knees and it all started with the teeth. Howard said Gary doesn't eat vegetables. He said he eats chocolate and plantains. He said he doesn't know what's going on. The caller said that Gary is like an old used car falling apart. Howard said Gary has had a horrible life. He said he had kidney stones too. He said if he was a horse they would have put him down. The caller said he should be studied.
Howard asked why they can't give him something for the pain if it's that bad. Gary said they can't put you under for that. He said they do put something on it but it apparently doesn't work.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that they should take Gary's desk away if he's not using it. Howard said he should. He said he's making a good point. He said they can throw out everything in there. Howard said one thing he loves about Gary is him typing with one finger. He said now his fingers are starting to curl up so that's good. He said he's never heard of this condition but they say that 7 percent of US adults have that condition. Gary said he thought it was more prevalent than it was because they have pamphlets out about it. Howard said they cleaned up Gary's desk so that's good. He said they have a nice front desk now. He said now he can lay down on it. He said he has 3 desks in there. He said most of the staff has 6 inches of space. He said Gary loads his up with garbage. He said he's glad they cleaned it up.
Howard said thank you to Gary for all of that. Fred did his Gary Puppet voice and had him talking about all of the Springsteen concerts he's going to.
Gary said he was decluttering at home and he was looking at the tickets he has from the Bruce shows and he might be close to 100 shows now. Howard said that's great. He wrapped up with him and the Gary Puppet. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and asked what the commercial was for. Robin said it was Club Tug and she told him what it was about.
Howard said he loves this song by Haim. He said the guys say it's pronounced ''Hi-um.'' He said he had no idea. He said this song is good. Howard said they're hot. He said it's three sisters and they're hot. He said he has always liked this song. He said it's the same story about how they did this song a week before the album was due and it's their best song. He said he kind of gets it because he used to wait until the last minute to do a report in school.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he would play him in a game of chess sometimes. Howard said he's not sure what he even said. Robin said he asked if he'd play chess. Howard said Fred played ''Hey now!'' over him so he didn't hear it.
Howard said no to the chess game. The caller said he can give him his user name. Howard asked if he plays on the Internet Chess Club. The caller, Gonzo, said he plays on Chess.com. Howard said he doesn't go on that much and he plays on ICC when he does. He said that he played a guy over the weekend and he was winning. He said this fucker was playing in a rush and then he was clearly winning and the guy asked for an adjournment. He said that you ask for that so you don't lose points. Howard said that's a douche bag. He said just play out the game. Robin said that guy has his rank and he's not letting it go.
Howard said he doesn't mind a resign but when people sign off so you can't play them drives him crazy. He said he doesn't like losing. Howard asked what Gonzo's rating is. Gonzo said it's like 500. He said he just started playing. Howard said he'll play him any time if he's at 500. He said that people cheat though so he doesn't want to do that if he's going to cheat. Robin said they somehow decide that the number in there rating is more important than learning.
Howard said Beetlejuice is a 600 player. Gonzo said he wins like 70 percent of the time. Howard said he has to be better than a 500 then. Gonzo said that he's at a 481 now. He said he just got beat. Howard said he has to have something wrong with him if he's at a 481. Gonzo said he was up around 600 but then he fell after losing. He said he's learning and watching videos. Howard said that's like Wendy category.
Howard said he can't be at a 481. Gonzo said that he plays a 700 player who's really smart. Howard said he has to break 1000 at least. He said he won't play him because he's a tricky guy. He said he's sure that he'd be cheating or something. He said he doesn't trust him. Gonzo said he's not like that. He said he wouldn't cheat. Howard said that's a really low rating. He said he has to know how the pieces move at least. Gonzo said he played as a kid and he's getting back into it now.
Howard said he was up at 1800 at one point. He asked Gonzo if he's still seeing that transsexual woman. Gonzo said not right now. He said he's not really into that as much as he thought. He said their personalities didn't match up very well.
Howard asked if he was blowing her and all of that. Gonzo said he wasn't into the penis thing. He said he thinks she wanted something serious and she thought he was making a joke. Howard said this is why he won't play him in chess. He said it's like a goof. He said he wouldn't trust the guy. Gonzo said he just wants to know how he'd open with him. Howard said he'd play the English. He said he would do C4. Gonzo started to play him and come up with moves. Howard and Robin were laughing at him trying to come up with a move. Howard said any opening move he had would be better than Gonzo's. He said that he's smack him with his girlfriend's dick.
Gonzo said they should play chess. Howard said he's not going on that web site. He said he's on the ICC and not Chess.com. Gonzo said he'll join ICC then. He said he's playing in person locally too. Howard said his opening move would be C5 actually. He said he's not good with that. He said that someone just wrote to him it's C5. He said that they're messing him up. He said that he has to get out of this. He wants to talk about Bigfoot. Howard said he wants to know what he was doing with that chick in bed. Gonzo said he was fucking her and sucking her. He said that he fucked her in the ass. Howard said he blew her too. Howard said he's surprised by that. He said he would think she wouldn't want to be blown. Gonzo said he considered it going down on her and not blowing her. He said she was a woman to him.
Howard asked if he just pretends that her balls are labia. Gonzo said he really did think of her like that. Howard said that's a lot of suspension of disbelief. Gonzo said she was a woman. Howard asked if he ever had a load shot on his face. Gonzo said that she never did because she was on hormones and stuff. Gonzo said he should play him in chess if he's a trans rights supporter. Howard said he can't imagine that he'd beat him unless he cheated. He said that he can't imagine he's that good. Howard said Gonzo is playing at an idiot level. He said he's under 500 now. He said that if he were him he'd move to checkers. He said he'll do better there.
Robin asked what Gonzo does for a living. Gonzo said he's not going to say. He said he has a regular thing going. He asked if he would play him if he got up to a 700. Howard said he's not looking for that. He said he's not sure if he's cheating. Gonzo said he thinks the audience would like to know if he can beat him. Howard said he doesn't think they care about any of this. He said he should have ended this conversation 10 minutes ago. He said he once met a bowl of oatmeal that played at 600.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that the audience does care that Gonzo blew a dude and he said it wasn't gay. Howard said that it was a woman. He said he licked the balls and sucked on her. He said that this is a guy who plays chess at 500. He said he's not that bright. Howard let Gonzo and Ralph go a short time later.
Howard said he has some facts to fill in there. He said Wolfie asked how many times he's been arrested and he estimates it's around 50. He said that he has been arrested for breaking an entering about 26 times. He said that Bigfoot also wrote the book in the mental institution and a nurse edited it. Wolfie said this is more like a pamphlet than a book.
Howard played a clip of Bigfoot talking about chasing down a guy who was trying to date his girlfriend.
Howard said he also wrote a chapter about going lobster fishing with his father. He played a clip of Bigfoot talking about that. He had a good paragraph about that. He said they stole some lobster for dinner. He said they would have been in a lot of trouble if they got caught.
Howard said what a book. Robin said this is all confessions. Howard answered a knock at the door and fake Bigfoot came on and told more stories about stuff he did. He was making up a bunch of stories about things he did.
Howard said Bigfoot wrote that he filmed sexual encounters with his girlfriend and the mailman. Howard played a clip of Bigfoot talking about that. He said that his mailman bobbed on his knob and he had sex with his girlfriend too. He said that Melanie had a hard on for him.
Howard said that's some book. He said it sounds more like a horror movie than a porno though. Fake Bigfoot made up more stories for Howard.
Howard said Bigfoot's book tells them about what happened to the mailman. Bigfoot said he called the post office and turned him in. He said that he lost his job after he turned him in. Howard said what a terrible thing to do. He said he asked him to fuck his girlfriend and then he got him fired. He said he feels terrible about that. Wolfie said he got jealous of how much fun Melody was having that he turned him in.
Howard said you don't do that to someone. Fake Bigfoot said he thought he was queer but then he did his girlfriend.
Wolfie said that Bigfoot went out and pulled every parking meter out of the ground in his town when he got upset about something someone did to him. He said that was all out of rage.
Howard said they still want to find the mail man. He said they have a mind blowing book there.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Melody who was going off on Bigfoot about this book. Howard let the two fakes go at each other for a minute. Fake Melody had a bit of a British accent for some reason.
Howard said the lesson is that you don't have anyone fuck your girlfriend. He said it leads to jealousy. Howard wrapped up with the two and let them go. Wolfie said this VHS tape is somewhere in Vermont and he's dying to see the tape. He said if anyone knows where it is send it their way.
Robin asked where Bigfoot is at now. Wolfie said he's in a group home and he's doing very well.
Howard said he knows the guys put together a bit. He asked what the idea is there. He said this is an In Search Of bit with Leonard Nimoy looking for the missing mail man. Howard said he heard it and he put a stop to it. He said it's not great. He said it was a nice idea that didn't really work. He played it anyway. In the bit they were in search of the mail man that Bigfoot told them about.
Howard said that's the update on Bigfoot. He wanted to replay a clip where Bigfoot whispered ''knob job'' but the guys weren't getting back to him about which clip it was. Howard said after a break they're going to have Brendan Fraser there. He said that he was in The Whale. Robin said that movie was so good. Howard said he's up for a big Academy Award. He said he thinks he'll beat that kid who played Elvis. He said he has gone full George Santos on them and he claims he can't get rid of that accent. He said singing like Elvis has made him lose his voice. He asked what the fuck he's talking about. Howard said Daniel Day Lewis can get out of character when he's done playing a character. He said Austin Butler is Brendan's main competition. He said the kid is wacky. He said that he got up at some event and he was still in his Elvis voice. He did an impression of that. Howard went to break after doing a live commercial read.
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Howard came back and sang along with the bowie song. He said he can't believe he's gone. He said what music. He wondered how many Grammys he won. He said they have to do an investigative thing about that. He said he should have won for something. He said he probably won for something stupid. The guys said he won 5 Grammys actually. Robin said Ozzy won for best rock vocal. Howard said of course.
Howard said Brendan Fraser is known for many great movies. He said he's grossed over 75 gazillion dollars. He said that he's in a wonderful movie called The Whale that's out now. He said it's good to have him on.
Howard said he gave a beautiful performance in The Whale. Brendan thanked him for that. He said it's good to meet him. Howard asked Brendan about getting the six minute ovation. He said that was almost embarrassing. He asked if that's when he realized the power of this movie. Brendan said he wasn't thinking about prizes or trophies. He said he was trying to get out of the theater. He said Darren had him take a bow. He said there were 1200 people or so who were impressed with the piece. He said that they weren't expecting it.
Howard asked what you do when you get an ovation like that. Brendan said they were very hot and he was trying to get out of there and he just became fixated on his shoe laces.
Howard asked Brendan if that stuff stays with you when you get an ovation like that. He asked if all of that shit means anything. Brendan said it did. He said they had worked very hard on that movie. He said it translates to the screen. Howard said he tells people to see the movie and they don't know where to see it. He said it has to be tough because the whole business has changed. He said people don't go to the theater anymore. He said that people want to be seen in these performances and it's tough to get people to see it. He said in the old days it would have been seen. Brendan said it would have been an independent movie. He said now there's nothing but content everywhere. He said you have to do the work you care about and hopefully you'll find an audience. He said he saw the potential of this movie and he thought it would resonate with many people. He said that it's a small film but it opened well against Avatar. He said it broke movies for a limited release. He said it was great news for film makers who have an independent spirit. He said just be good at what you do and it helps.
Howard asked if he was always into the business side of things. Brendan said no. He said if he had a participation in it he would like that. He said very often those deals are very few and far between. He said he doesn't' pay that much attention to it. Howard said he made that one film and Ivan Reitman told him that if he made over 100 million he could pick any movie to make next. He said over 75 million maybe. He said if it makes 50 you'll get some offers. He said he knew the business. He said that it must be weird with The Whale that he's going to do something with Scorsese De Niro, DiCaprio and people like that. Brendan said that is a great opportunity. He said that he didn't get this job after doing The Whale. He said the timing isn't like that. Howard said he imagines that Scorsese had seen it and he wanted him. Brendan said he may have heard about it but he hadn't seen it yet. He said that he's just a regular actor's director. He said he's brilliant and he can solve multiple problems at the same time. He said they shot this courtroom scene with four cameras at once. He said it was remarkable working with him.
Howard said he's shocked by that. He said he figured that Scorsese is the kind of guy who would shoot with one camera. He said he had no idea he would do that. Brendan said at least with that one scene it was with 4. He said that he still films with film too. He said that they shoot a lot in digital now. He said with Scorsese he likes to reload the machine and give people a break.
Howard said he figures if you've had enough time in front of the camera you get more relaxed. Brendan said he's still very excited to be there. He said he's a theater geek at heart. He said he admires people who do theater work. He said he is a long time admirer of John Lithgow. He said he got to work with him too. Howard said that guy is amazing too. He said he can turn a shitty script around.
Howard said the rehearsal thing turns him on. Brendan said oh yeah. He said A24 gave them 3 weeks to rehears The Whale. He said that's a great thing.
Howard said he thinks that he's going to win the Oscar. Brendan said he doesn't know that. He said that anything can happen. Howard said he looks at it like this. He said they say his main competition is this kid Austin Butler. He said he's still running around like he's Elvis. He said he thinks he should be examined. He said someone has to tell him that he's not Elvis anymore. Brendan said he is guilty of wearing cowboy hats long after he was done being a cowboy. He said he knows how that can go.
Howard said Colin Farrell never wins so they don't have to worry about him. He said that these other guys he doesn't have to worry about. He said he thinks that Brendan is going to win the Oscar. Howard asked if he would like to win it. Brendan said he would accept it, yes. Howard asked if he would go himself. Brendan said absolutely. Howard asked if he has thought about his speech. Brendan said he would like to not run out of time. He said he has gotten an award and that was the critic's choice award. He said he got up there and everything left his head. He said he had to just speak from the heart. He said he got off stage and had to ask Angela Bassett what he had just said. He said that he forgot everything.
Howard said he gets up and he has a speech prepared and he can't figure out what to do. He said he's just himself up there. He said maybe they should rehears today. Brendan said he can't put him through that. He said he's going to write something just in case he wins. He said he has to thank a lot of people who helped him get to where he finds himself now. He said that he has a lot of respect for the people he's up against too. He said they're in the same position.
Howard said he can't lay back and not do anything. He said he has to campaign to win. Brendan said he thinks he's battle tested for what he's done the past 25 years. He said that he has talked to a lot of journalists. He said it gets into a rhythm and you have to go out and don't oversell yourself. He said you speak truthfully and don't expect heaps of praise to your face. He said it's everyone's job to speak positive about it. He said it's easier to do the job if you really do like what you did. Howard said it's like campaigning for President. He said he would go out and promote a book and he was thinking he was being boring when he would repeat what he was saying to a reporter. He said if you say something wrong they have you and you start to rehearse so you don't mess it up. He said it's crazy. He asked Brendan if he ever wants to speak his mind but he keeps his mouth shut. Brendan said he knows how he feels about this movie so he will say positive things. He said he's confident that the audience that's finding this is learning more about themselves and their family dynamics and how they present to the world. He said watching this tale of 5 characters might give people affirmation to stand up for yourself. He said that's what happens for Charlie in this movie. He said that it plays out all over the world behind shut doors.
Brendan said that he cried at the end of this movie. He said that he doesn't cry easily. He said that this guy was so crippled by his outside. He said that his father had died recently and he never really connected to him. He said he saw this character who was a wonderful father and he saw what a beautiful imagine of a father. He said he saw his troubled daughter as beautiful. He said he cried over that. He said that he saw the possibility of a beautiful relationship. Brendan said it's cathartic for a lot of people. He said a lot of people are saying it's reopening a door for people to get back into a relationship with their kids. He said we're all confronted with stuff like this and we think about what we wish we had said. He said that people identify with that.
Howard said he wanted something profound to happen with his father but he didn't get it. He said that he portrayed that moment with is daughter in the movie. He said they had their moment in the movie. He said that really got him.
Howard asked if it's true that they were looking at James Corden to play his role. Brendan said that Darren Aronofsky was looking for someone for 10 years to play the role. He said they were looking at people like that. He said they wanted to cast the role effectively. He said he was asked how he was going to do this. He said he needed a body type that could create Charlie that could create him from the outside in. He said they were going to use this makeup guy to add the weight to him. Howard asked how they did that. Brendan said it was all makeup and it was 4 hours of prep to get him ready.
Howard asked what he did to pass the time. Brendan said he was watching YouTube videos and reading Reddit stuff. Howard said it must be tough to sit there that long. Brendan said they did a lot of rehearsal and they were ready to go. He said that he was in the apartment the whole time so he knew what it was going to be. He said it was important for him to be prepared too. He said he was wearing all of this stuff and he had to get it right. He said there were long takes too. He said that Darren really likes to shoot so they went a long time.
Howard said he gets hung up on the long speech stuff. He said that his character is a shut in. He said you have to see this movie and see what he does. He said this is an actor's dream and a nightmare at the same time. He said he's in a fat suit and he's got to remember the lines.
Brendan asked if they can banish that term for the suit. He asked if they can call it a weight gain costume or something. Howard said he can call it that. He said it can reinforce a bias in the culture. He said they're trying to change that. He said it's even in the title of the film itself. He said that's not a slur like some people think it is. He said you learn that it's calling out the preconceived notions of what people think it means. He said if you don't question your own values at the end of the movie then you must not have a pulse or something. Howard said he's right. He said you don't judge a book by its cover. He said that he was masturbating to porn in the beginning of the movie and he was stuffing food in his mouth. Howard said he was wondering how he could love someone like that but by the end of the film he was in love with this guy and he wanted to get to know him better.
Brendan asked if he had anyone in his life like Charlie. He said he felt like he did. He said he had to try not to bring his own hang ups to the project. He said that Charlie is someone who has a secret super power. He said he can bring out the good in others. He said even when they can't see it in themselves. Howard said he sadly did not have that in his life. He said the closest now is his psychiatrist who can see him as beautiful and can see the real him. He said that he becomes closed off and he was staying in his own little world. He said that he regrets that he didn't have a lot of mentors and people like that. He said he had to stumble his way through.
Howard asked who his people are. Brendan said no one he'd know. He said he had people in school and professors and people like that. He said he had to learn from people and he knew that people could call him out and tell you to be honest about who you are.
Brendan said his mother was very supportive of him. He said that she isn't around now but she was very good about everything. He said his dad wasn't as much though.
Howard asked how old he was when he went to L.A. Brendan said he was 22. Howard said these days you have to start at 12. He said right away he got into that rarefied air. He said he got a movie role right away. Brendan said he did feel that way. He said he thought it was too easy. He said he thought he was being punk'd. Howard said he got that movie Encino Man pretty quick. Brendan said he got School Ties first. Howard said he loved that movie. He said that people should look for that. He said it was really good. Robin said they had a lot of people who became big stars in it. Howard said Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and others were in that. He said he got this movie quick. Brendan said he got in town and read for it. He said that he didn't get the job right away. He said he went to meet with Sherri Lansing who was running Paramount at the time. He said that they asked him to go in for a test. He said Matt Damon was his scene partner. He said he had the job already. He said that he had a shot there and he didn't want to mess it up. He said he knew what he had to do to match with Matt. He said he felt like his wing man or something. He said he thinks that's why he got hired. Howard said he loves Sherri Lansing. He said she was there when he got his film.
Howard said this movie was really good and they didn't even know who Matt and Ben were. Brendan said no one knew who he was either. Howard said he was up against them in every role after that. Howard asked if he got frustrated by those guys. Brendan said he was overjoyed for them when they hit big. He said he felt like the character in that movie. He said that he wanted to belong and that's how he felt in his life. He said you want to be part of what you see behind the glass.
Howard said when he's wrestling with Matt and they fight into the shower naked. He asked if they were fully nude. Brendan said absolutely. He said he wasn't looking but they were nude. He said it makes sense. Howard said he's very small so he can't do a scene like that. Brendan said when you're starting off you'll do anything. He said they were doing it for a reason and they were doing it because they were revealing who someone is and the prejudice was stripped down naked and they fought over it. He said it turns into a fit.
Howard said Darren Aronofsky is a well known director who was looking for the guy to play the lead in The Whale and he thinks that he's the guy. He said that's big stuff after looking for someone for 10 year. He asked if he asked Darren why it was him. Brendan said that came up when others asked him about it. Brendan said he didn't have the courage to ask. He said he knows that he was adamant about finding someone who was able to do the acting bit and at the same time they had to create the body of Charlie. He said it was the suit performing. He said it was an actor in a costume. Robin said he's being humble because he moved in the way that a person in that condition would move. She said she used to be a nurse and she saw that. She said he had it down and he had it exactly how it is. Brendan thanked her for that.
Howard said he read that Darren was looking to revive someone's career too. He said he read that he wanted to rediscover Brendan Fraser. Brendan said that he did tell him that it would be helpful to him that he did want to reintroduce someone like that. He said he was hoping that it would be him. He said that he didn't know if he had the job or not. He said he was in everyone's living room back in the 90s in some way. He said that you want to know the person who is playing Charlie. He said he learned that they can do that. He said he saw what he did with Mickey in The Wrestler. He said that was perfect across the board. He said even in The Black Swan it was like that.
Howard said they say a good director is someone who doesn't tell an actor what to do. Brendan said that they went over the script line by line and went through it together. He said Darren is very good about getting you to where you want to be. He said he does have a real strong sense of collaboration too. He said that they had very strong support from everyone on the film. He said you can see it if you look closely at the film.
Howard asked what the budget was on that film. Brendan said it was maybe 2 million or so. Howard said that's peanuts for a film these days.
Howard asked how long did it take before he knew that it was going to be big. He asked if he got a call from any fellow actors. Brendan said a lot of actors from his past. He said he had a lot of people come to him after. He said that he hasn't heard from Matt Damon but he has heard from others. He said that Affleck has not called. He said he's sure he'll see him eventually somewhere. He said that maybe he'll run into Chris O'Donnell somewhere too.
Howard said he loved the movie Airheads. He said that movie had a radio theme. He said they had Sandler in that. Brendan said Howard was a big influence for that movie. Howard said he didn't know that. He said he goes back and he thinks about that movie and Chris Farley was in it. He said he goes back and watches his old Saturday Night Live and Letterman appearances. He said hew as playing a cop in Airheads. He said that it was so fucking brilliant. He asked what it is about that. Brendan said he thinks that he and Sandler had a competition about who could crack each other up the most. He said that they were sitting there one night and Farley looks at Sandler and Sandler had his nuts hanging out of his shorts. He said he tells Farley he has this growth and they get into it talking about it seriously. He said that went on all the time with each other. He said they had a pact to not be afraid and just go forward together with courage. He said he thinks that you have to have confidence to be a comedian. He said that's what they had.
Howard said he loved the scene where Sandler is talking to a black woman and said he's not sure why black people don't like him. Howard asked if that movie made good money. Brendan said not really.
Howard said that Sandler claims he got him the role in that movie. Brendan said he didn't know that. He said that he doesn't think he's yanking his chain. He said he may have done that but he had no idea. He said he thinks that it was funny to Sandler to steal him away from Pauly Shore. Howard said Pauly wanted to make Encino Man 2 and they told him to do this. Brendan said he has no idea if that was true. He said Pauly always had him back to do cameos in movies. He said he had a running joke where he'd eat a frog. He said that's a link to the caveman thing. He said that he got a lot of mileage out of that.
Howard asked if he was always in the gym when he was making the movies where he had to show his body. Brendan said he did have to hit the gym when he moved to L.A. He said he wasn't a gym guy though. He said that he was at theater geek. He said that he went to an all boys school and he had guys who hit on him there. He said they were teenagers and they were horny for anything at that time. He said a hole in a tree or whatever.
Howard said Brendan went out there and got into a lot of movies. Brendan asked if he saw the movie ''Being There.'' Howard said of course. Brendan said there's a scene where the character puts his umbrella in water and he doesn't know that you can't walk on water. He said that you don't know it and that doesn't stop you from trying it. He said that's how he felt when he moved out there.
Brendan said that all actors want to belong. He said you have things that get in the way. He said that when they see each other and they want to do something you wonder why the other person is getting the job. He said you have to turn a corner and feel less competitive and feel more supportive. He said the more he's in this job the happier he feels when he sees someone from his past. He said he ran into Ke Huy Quan and he was in Encino Man with him. He said that he's still in it and getting noticed.
Howard said Brendan got a lot of injuries doing movies because he thought he should be doing the stunts. Brendan said he was working too hard and he didn't know. He said that you learn the hard way that you have to step back and let the big boys and girls do the stunts. He said he learned that on Airheads. He said that Joe Montenga saw them getting excited about diving off a building. He said they did the stunt and Adam got hurt. He said that Joe told them not to do them and they didn't listen. Howard said you start to think that you have this fabulous job and you don't want to say no. He said you can damage yourself. Brendan said it can lead into a dangerous spiral.
Howard said Sandler must have called. Brendan said he did. He said that he's such a good guy. He said he's masterful at deflection. He said you can't compliment him about anything. Howard said he thinks that's someone telling him that he was no big shot when he was growing up. He said maybe his parents did that to him. Brendan said he was told that growing up. He said he was told to just do a read at the radio station and just stick to that.
Howard asked if the role that got away from him was the Superman role. He said he thinks JJ Abrams was in charge at the time. He asked if that's correct. Brendan said they had a lot of people reading for it in 2002 or 03. He said that Paul Walker was in that group. He said that he remembers it being the usual suspects. He said that he had to reconcile with getting that job and how it was going to be chipped on your gravestone. He said that you'll be remembered for that forever. He said he thinks he didn't want to be known for that one thing. He said he has prided himself on diversity. Howard said with Christopher Reeve it did that. Brendan said you're on the shoulders of giants if you get it. He said there were a lot of studio politics at the time. He said he thinks that they could see he wasn't that into it. He said he was there maybe just 98 percent and not 100. He said that he wasn't fully committed.
Howard asked what it is about the studio politics that he was referring to. Brendan said there's a lot of internal conversation and there's corporate stuff. He said they pick a candidate for their party as it were. He said that it's about who's appealing or sexy at the time. He said they make those decisions behind the scenes. Howard said he can see from their point of view and his point of view. He said that everyone wants to be Superman. He said the movie will be a slam dunk. He said that being an actor in a franchise like that he would shit his pants if the movie tanked. He said what a pressure that would be. He said they'd blame it on Brendan Fraser. Brendan said that success has many fathers but failure is a bastard. Howard said it's crazy.
Howard said he was supposed to be in Batgirl. Brendan said he shot it. He said now it's in some vault somewhere. He said he played the character Firefly. He said it was great too. He said it was all shot. He said the character was right in the wheelhouse of the guys who shot it. He said the story was about this guy who had been in the service and his benefits were cut and he wanted to burn the system to the ground. He said the guy had a screw loose but you kind of like him a little bit. He said it was a great role. He said on paper it was really good.
Howard asked why they shelved it. Brendan said it was made during COVID and it was made for streaming on HBO. He said they were going to do that and for some reason they changed executives and they wanted to save some money and they wrote off some stuff by shelving Batgirl. He said he has not seen it but he has friends who have and they say good things about it. He said they had a first cut and it wasn't finished yet. He said he wouldn't want to see something that's not ready yet. He said he may not have been shown in the best light. He said that once you show it then it's open to criticize.
Brendan said that now little girls have to wait to see a super hero who looks like them. He said that this actress was so good as Batgirl. Howard said he can't imagine why they'd shelve it like that. Brendan said it's all about the money.
Howard said after doing The Whale his quote must go up. He said that's how it works. Brendan said he's still waiting for the phone to ring on that.
Howard said he loved the movie The Scout with Albert Brooks. He said that was a great one. He thought it was a fun movie. He said to get to work with Albert Brooks must have been great.
Howard asked about being a leading man and if he feared for his face. He said everything is a close up. He said that some men and women have that certain something. He said you look at Julia Roberts and she has that thing. He said Brendan had that thing. He asked if he thought about how his movie career could dry up. Brendan said he didn't think about that. He said that it would be horrible to be disfigured. Howard said he's thinking about just gaining 5 pounds. He said he'd be so worried. Brendan said that everything is considered. He said that you have to use your body as a tool kit. He said he sees a weird looking guy when he looks in the mirror. He said that he appreciates what Howard said about him. He said that Howard is a good looking man himself.
Howard said he was thinking about his friends saying that he's selling out by getting into movies. He said that's just jealousy. Brendan said he thinks so. He said that he hopes that people can evolve out of that. He said that later on in life people can come back to you and see that we're still doing this and it's good.
Howard said Brendan got to host Saturday Night Live twice. He said that he has spoken to a lot of people who have done it and they say there's a vomit bucket back stage. He asked if that's true. Brendan said there is a garbage can there to do that. He said that you do the show for 6 days and then you take center stage and all of that goes away. He said you have an out of body experience. He said that he felt like a part of New York City that night. He said you own that town for that hour and a half. He said that you're doing it live and it's great. He said once you do the show it's all a blur and you're running around changing clothes and makeup and hair. He said everyone is sprinting to a sketch and then they pull it out of the show. He said you don't have time to think about it. He said it's more like a theater company. He said the support is all there. He said Lorne will come out and he'll have a couple of words with you. He said Lorne told him that it's all about confidence. He did an impression of Lorne that he said he didn't do very well. He said he's not sure if he was telling him not to suck or what.
Howard said he was thinking that he'd tell people to get into this career or maybe not. Brendan said he gets a lot of that question. He said he loves to connect to people at conventions and stuff. He said that they show up in costume to meet him. He said they dress up like characters he's played in the past. He said he loves Cosplayers. He said they found their tribe. He said everyone feels like they're there for a reason and they all know why. He said some of these people are happy to meet you even if it's just for a few seconds. He said he can clock some people from across the convention center. He said that they may need more time with him. He said he can tell. He said that they may be autistic or something. He said he will stop the train to have a moment with them. He said his oldest son is autistic and he knows what he means to the family to do that. He said it means a lot to feel like you can gratify someone by simply showing up. He said it means a lot.
Howard said he talks to people about this. He said that you worry your whole life if your child can be independent. Brendan said you feel like Charlie. He said that you want to know what the legacy will be. He said that you have to give each other a break and try to get through this. He said you will have to fight with school boards and stuff like that. He said you want to believe that everything is going to be okay. He said his son was diagnosed at 22 months or so that he had autism. He said the first reaction he had was to know how to fix this. He said you want to know what the cure is. He said at the time he didn't know about it. He said it's like being hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat. He said you blame yourself. He said that you can't get a straight answer. He said it's always ''for reasons unknown.'' He said you just have to realize that it just is the way it is. Howard said if you know the reason you have some control over it. He said we have no control over that kind of thing. Brendan said his son has so much joy on board and he wants to know what's so funny all day long. He said it's in a genuine way. He said he loves to ride in the car and he doesn't care where you're going. He said he'd ride on a plane all day long if he could. He said that just brings him joy.
Howard said the day in and day out care of a child like that is very difficult. He asked if that puts strain on a marriage. Brendan said he paid more attention to his professional life than his personal life so that's what ended his marriage. He said with his son Griffin nothing else matters. He said that he was able to commit to that in a meaningful way. He said it's him and his brother that he's putting his attention on now.
Howard asked if it frustrates him that people blame things like vaccines for autism. Brendan said it's not helping. He said you have to accept what it is and just go with it.
Howard said he thinks that he will win the Oscar and he will forget his speech and he'll just wing it. Robin asked what he will do if he doesn't win. Howard said he will be upset. He said he hasn't seen all the movies but he thinks that he'll win. He said this was his movie and he made the whole movie. He said it's a moving movie and he should get the award. Brendan thanked him for that. Robin said even the sound in that movie is amazing. Brendan said Rob Simon is the guy who created that with a 28 foot flute. He said it was a giant Didgeridoo kind of flute. Robin said that's amazing.
Howard said this whole controversy about this Golden Globe is out there. He said he thinks that he said something about not going to the awards after having a bad experience with one of the guys there. He said that he thinks they gave it to Austin Butler because they knew he wasn't going to show up. Brendan said he did think that could be a scenario. He said that he didn't know what was going to happen because of his history there. He said what matters is that it would mean nothing to him if he did get it. He said he didn't ask for it. He said that might displease some people. Howard said they didn't take action when he told them that he was accosted by this guy who was the head of the Golden Globes. He said he wanted nothing to do with that organization. Brendan said that's essentially true. He said he doesn't need them. He said that he's opening his mouth here. He said that it's his fight, it's no one else's. He said that he doesn't need anyone to stand in solidarity with him or anything. He said he's not looking for that. He said this is just his fight.
Howard asked if he thinks that someone should have stood up with him. Brendan said maybe but that would be a leap of faith for whoever. He said that it would be a risk for them too. He said it could be trivialized too. He said that he didn't want to sit and feel like a hypocrite. He said he wouldn't have felt good taking an award from them. He said that it would be meaningful if they wanted to make amends toward him. He said if they wanted to share the investigation they did into that but he never saw anything. He said that they just said it was a joke. He said that they did something that changed his tune on them when they put Zelensky front and center that night. He said that was very meaningful.
Howard said he has nailed that role in The Whale. Robin said it was a great cast. She said the woman who played his daughter was amazing. Brendan said she really was. Howard said a lot of actors say they can't see their own movie. Brendan said he has seen this 5 or 6 times. He said that he felt like he was watching something he should know more about. He said he lived it but when you see it then it's different. Howard asked if he gets critical about what he did. Brendan said not with this film. He said Darren did such a good job with it. He said when Charlie makes his plea to his daughter he had to shoot it later in the day and he just didn't have what he needed. He said Darren said they could hold off on it and do it later. He said Darren came to him and told him that he's not being kind and he's protecting his movie and his performance. He said they got the scene they needed to get. He said that Darren is the kind of director that will get the shot no matter what to make that movie.
Howard asked Brendan who he's bringing to the Oscars. Brendan said he's dating someone now and he's very much in love. He said that he would bring her. Howard asked if he would get married again. Brendan said it's all about being in the moment right now. Howard said he'll be watching him that night and rooting for him. He said he wants to see a nice speech. He said please keep it together. Howard said what a joy this was to speak to him. Brendan said thank you. Howard asked what his outfit will say about him. Brendan said he got an Armani suit from Armani himself. He said he got a note from him. He said he has to run to a fitting right now actually. He said that he requested certain colors for the suit. He said they represent the colors of the ocean that a whale would see. Howard said he's very deep.
Howard gave him some plugs and thanked Brendan for coming on today. Robin said go see The Whale. She said you haven't seen a movie like this and you have to see it. Howard said he will give him a six minute standing ovation starting now. He said he's going to do this for the next six minutes. Howard said he noticed he has a thumb ring on. Brendan said Darren gave it to him. He said it was on his script on day one. He said it's a whale. He said that he's worn it since he did the movie. He said whoever wins the Oscar he's going to give that to. Howard said of one of the lesser actors wins he's going to give him the ring. Brendan said he'll say that it brought him good fortune and he wants to pass it along. Howard said he should not give that ring away. He said even if you put it in a box and keep it on your desk it will be something that you will remember forever. He said he'd feel funny taking something so personal from him. Brendan said he didn't think of it that way. He said that he might be right. He said maybe he'll give them a big, wet, sloppy kiss on the mouth instead. Howard said you never know what will happen if Austin Butler wins. He said he may start talking like The Whale.
Howard asked where he's going to put the Oscar if he wins. Brendan said he has a shelf by his fireplace. He said he has some other awards up there. He said he has a few things up there like the Critic's Choice Award and things like that. He said he may have won Newcomer of the year back in 1992. Howard said he won the best hair award. He said he doesn't want to brag though so he'll drop that.
Howard gave him more plugs and thanked Brendan for coming in. Brendan said he appreciates the hard work he did. He said he liked Private Parts too. He said Robin asking Robin to stay with him in that movie was real acting. He said he was very good in that. Howard thanked him again. Howard said it's always hard to say goodbye. Brendan said they can just say farewell then. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said Robin looks really good. He said she has smoky eye going on or something. Robins said she thought she was looking horrible today. Howard said she looks great. Robin said this was such a great interview. She said that Brendan is quite something. She thanked Howard for that interview. Howard said they have to get a good night sleep because they have a lot to go over tomorrow. He ended the show around 10:50am.
Howard said he was going through the email and he was surprised that he was being mean to Gary on yesterday's show. He said he saw Gary's office and thought it was cluttered so he asked him to clean it. He said he thought he was being helpful. He said he has learned in his life that you must throw things out. He said he has friends who have stuff they feel they have to hold on to. He said there is nothing better than clearing out the clutter. He said it's nice to have a flat surface that's clean and orderly. He said he was helping Gary. He said he has helped Gary 100 percent over the years. He said he is a human being now. He said he should thank him now.
Gary said he's going to thank him. He said he cleared out a lot of other crap that he had in there. He said he got rid of 3 bins of stuff yesterday. Robin said she was looking at the footage of the earthquake in Turkey and it looked like Gary's desk. Gary said the people coming in his office loved it too. He said thank you to Howard.
Howard said when people send him things he will look at it. He said he got word that Sal Governale sent him a birthday gift. He said Sal is so challenged in life that he mailed him a gift that he asked him not to do. He said that he gets gifts that are sort of good. He said he has to figure out what to do with them. He said in the past he got some books about water color painting and they were okay. He said he ended up keeping them but never looked through them. He said they're on his book shelf. He said he should throw them out. He said they're not books he would buy himself. He said the last person you should get book ideas from his Sal.
Howard said his assistant told him Sal's gifts were having trouble getting to him. He said of course they were. He said look at who sent them. He said he's getting this message that he can't get it to him. Howard asked why he's even hearing about this. He said Sal should dig a hole and bury himself in it. He said he's creating problems for him. He said he never asked for a gift and told him not to do it. He said make a donation to North Shore or Beth's charity. He said something like that. He said leaving him alone is the gift.
Howard said he got the gift yesterday. He said it took a month to get there. He didn't care if he never saw the gift. He said he finally gets it and he was thinking it must be a car or something the way they were carrying on. He said the gift came in and he was told that it was from his assistant. He said he thought it was something important. He said he cut through the tape that was all over it. He said it's in a bag with a ribbon and the bag looks like it's been re-gifted a bunch of times. He said it's an old bag and it has nothing to do with the book or the gift. He said the bag looked like it was covered in COVID.
Howard said he opens the gift and it's something he got already. He said it's a book of fountain pens. He said he thinks retailers buy the book. He said it's so you can look up what kind of fountain pen to buy. He said it's about the prices of fountain pens. He said he was annoyed by that. He said he doesn't want to read about pens. He said that it's not for someone like him. He said he likes fountain pens but he's not sure who is buying this book. He said he wouldn't read it.
Howard said he wanted to throw the book right out. He said he has seen it already. He said this guy sent him a gift though so he has to figure out what to do with it. He said he was about to put it on his shelf but he wasn't even going to open it. He said it would take too much time to open it. He said he was thinking that he hates Sal more than ever now.
Sal said he's sorry. Howard said he didn't ask him to come on. He asked what took so long to get him on. Sal said he hates to say it but blame Amazon. He said they never notified him that it wasn't delivered. He said he was going through his orders and it said not delivered. He said he got a lump in his throat. Howard thanked Amazon for not delivering it. Howard said the book is like a cancer. He said it turned into a whole thing.
Howard said now the book is sitting on a table in his office. He said he usually has an empty table. He said now the book is on there. He said the pen book is there. He said he was reminding himself that he has to throw stuff out. He said he's going to ask his wife if she has anyone who would like this book. He said he asked Beth this morning what she thinks. Howard said he told her Sal sent it. He said Beth told him to just throw it out. He said they have people that they send stuff to but not this book. He said even Beth said that this is going in the trash. He said she didn't even hear him out completely before saying to throw it out.
Howard said it's funny he had to run upstairs to pee and there was Sal's book laying there. He said the book is still there. He said Beth told him to save it and smack Sal over the head with it. Howard said it was a nice thought though. Sal said thank you to Howard and said it's the least he could do. Howard said it really is. Sal said next year he'll send nothing. Howard said that's what he has asked for.
They played a song parody about Sal and the crazy things he's said over the years. Howard said he said the sun is the largest star in the world. Robin said there are so many gems in there. She said he does have a bad track record with stupidity. Howard said he doesn't want anyone to get the wrong idea. He said he does like Sal but he begged him not to send any more junk to him. He said he is on a budget and he gets him gifts that he shouldn't have gotten him. He said he could have saved $12 on the book and spent it on his kids.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Sal's wife. She was going off on Sal asking him to get COVID and die. She said that all she wants for Christmas is Sal's body in the river. Howard asked if he embarrassed her like he does for him. She said of course he does. She told Howard some of the things he does. She said that he got her a gift and it turned out to be a clump of cock cheese in a Tiffany box. Howard let her go a short time later.
Howard said he knows Sal is having issues with vaping. He said he heard he vaped 12 times during a meeting the other day. He said Sal gave him good news though. He said he's talking to God and his dad is doing just fine in heaven. Sal said you just know these things and he didn't actually talk to God. Howard said he didn't actually mention his father then. Sal said yes. He said he just knows. Robin asked if God said that his dad is there. Sal said no but he did tell him never to send Howard a gift again. He said Howard's dad was a good man so he knows he's doing well.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said he's calling bullshit on Sal's Amazon story. He said he should have checked and he knows that they send notifications about when they're delayed. Sal said he got some notifications. He said it was delayed 2 times. Howard said Sal shouldn't even have his address. Sal said he has ways of getting stuff to him. He said he doesn't have his home address. Sal said he thought the thing was delivered and then he looked back and it wasn't. He said it was a third party seller so that might be the reason.
Ralph said he knew it wasn't delivered. Sal said he would have just bought it again. He said he thought it was getting delivered. Howard said they have to stop arguing like this. He let Ralph go. Sal said that berry is growing into his brain.
Howard said he heard Sal told Jon Blitt about how he wants to be like a flower. He asked Jon what he said to him. Jon said Sal said he wants to live and breathe like a flower. He said a flower doesn't ask for anything and it's at peace with nature and things like that. Howard said a flower has no brain too. He said he gets it. Jon read the text Sal sent him and it was going on and on.
Howard said a flower doesn't complain because it doesn't have a mouth. Sal said he gets that. Robin said he wants to have no brain. Howard said when there's a storm a lot of flowers die. Sal said they sacrifice themselves. Howard said they have no choice so they just die. Everyone was picking it apart so Sal said only you people could pick something so beautiful apart. Howard said dogs piss on flowers. He said that the flower has no option. He said it just stands there. Sal said he doesn't want to be a flower. He said he wants to represent what a flower represents. He said you cheer people up with flowers. Howard said you can kill someone with a flower if they're allergic.
Howard said the thought of the gift was very nice but don't get him anything. Sal said he won't. He said he believes that Howard says he doesn't want a gift but he has donated to Bianca's Furry Friends. He said that he thinks that Howard appreciates the gift. He said no one is going out of the way to think about him personally but he does try to get personal. Howard said don't think so much. Sal said he won't. Robin said it becomes a mistake when he does.
Howard said he tells everyone that Sal is very special. Sal thanked him for that. Howard let him go.
Howard had fake Sarah come in to talk about the State of the Union address. Howard said he'll keep his mouth shut during this. Fake Sarah said that he doesn't give her shit. Howard asked what she thinks about the speech. Sarah said that Howard looks like Dracula's coat rack.
Howard had Sarah go on with her rebuttal. She said that she thought the speech sucked like everyone else did. She said she had to punch herself in the clit to stay awake. She said it was awful. She said Trump used to have fun up there and threaten private citizens. Howard said he saw Biden talking about unity. Sarah said start a war or get off the stage.
Howard asked if she saw anything positive about Biden. Fake Sarah said she has a hot queef in the chamber so she has to get that out. She let that blast. Sarah said there's nothing good about Biden. She said that she'd rather sit through a drag show than listen to that shit again. She choked on the smell of her queef a little bit.
Howard said she is a powerful governor and he thanks her for her view. Sarah let another queef rip. She said she feels much better now. Howard asked if she thinks Biden made any sense at all. Sarah said he makes as much sense as Hershel Walker after 12 shots of booze.
Howard asked fake Sarah if she has anything to add. She called Howard Big Bird and said it's fun to call him names. She said that he's a dog dicked pig. She said she'll rip Howard's wig off and shove it up Fred's twat. Howard said this is all his hair. She said she'll shove his head up her freedom hole and use his hair as a tampon. She said you know she has a heavy flow too. She said she'll lip flap him right in the teeth.
Howard said he has been insulted a lot in his life and none of it bothers him. Sarah let another queef rip. She said she would like to wrap this up. She said she's going to hit her clit against the microphone to the tune of the National Anthem. Howard said that sounds good to him. Howard had her do her thing. She banged it on her microphone and it was making some horrible noises. Sarah said they don't deserve to hear her doing that. Howard let Sarah go a short time later.
Howard said he heard that Santos showed up early to get a good seat there. JD said he thinks Mitt saw him standing there and he said he should be ashamed of himself and they got into it over that. Howard said they called each other names and got into it. Howard said it's like before the Super Bowl with people tailgating. Howard said Mitt said that George said he doesn't belong there. He said he called him an embarrassment. Howard said he's right about that. He said he's not leaving though. Robin said he's not embarrassed by anything he does. Howard said you'd think he'd sneak in but he camped out like a lunatic in Times Square on new year's eve. He said the guy got a primo seat by waiting it out.
Howard said he has Michael on the phone. He said this is the guy who called in about George Santos. He said he said something about the guy sounding kind of compassionate and the paper picked up on that and said he said the guy is a compassionate man.
Howard said he heard that George brought Michael to the State of the Union Address. Michael said he did. He said he treated him with dignity and respect. He said he was very kind to him last night.
Howard asked Michael about his issues and how he got in touch with Santos. Michael said he was injured in 9/11 and he was able to run to safety when the second tower came down. He said he was on the bucket brigade and all of that. Howard said he had a specific problem though. Michael said he has a condition and his foot won't heal after more than 8 weeks. He said it's been linked to the toxic dust at ground zero. Howard said Santos got him help in some way. Michael said they were both running for office and Santos heard that he was in tough shape and he came over to his house for coffee. He said he didn't ask for anything from him. He said he wasn't able to walk at the time and George spent 2 hours with him talking about the disease and all of that. He said George stayed in touch and said that he wanted to make sure he didn't try to commit suicide. Howard said that's when he said that's a compassionate act.
Howard said Chelsea Handler was talking about him and his lies and she had a great line about how he lies about being part of the Spider-Man musical. He asked why you would lie about that. He said that there are weird things he lies about. He said it's random stuff.
Howard asked Michael about this guy calling him up and inviting him last night. Michael said that he was going to get attention for this condition he has. Howard asked if George ran to get good seats for this. Michael said no. He said that the reason he was there early is because he was there in a wheelchair and he had to make a long walk there. He said that he isn't that old but he had to get in there in the wheelchair. Howard said that he is very self serving so maybe he's doing this for himself. He said that maybe he wants to be seen with a wheelchair dude. He asked if he thinks he's using him for that. Michael said he has thought about that. He said that he thinks George Santos wants to change the conversation and he is in his district. He said he knew he was the real deal.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she's wondering if this guy is really George Santos or someone who works with him. She said she's suspicious. Howard said there are others who have said this. He asked if Michael is pretending to be someone as George. Michael said he doesn't think that he'd be able to pull that off.
Howard said Michael is an attractive gay man so has George hit on him. Michael said not at all. He said that George is a heavy set man and he doesn't go to the gym so that might not go that well if he did hit on him. Howard said he wouldn't take a hand job from him then. Michael said not at all. He said no hand jobs.
Howard asked if he thinks George is attracted to him. Michael said he thinks so. Howard said he has spent a lot of time with him. He said that's the update from Michael. Robin said he did get him into the State of the Union so he did seem to be trying to impress him.
Howard asked if he went home after that. Michael said he got a few things from him like a flag and a proclamation. He said it was kind of peculiar. He said he loved being there and he liked seeing the institution of congress. He said that he took it all in and it was nice of George to bring him there. He said it was very meaningful to him. He said the staffer who was there told him he was on CNN all day long. He was trying to explain but he was going on a bit long so Howard cut him of and asked if he wants a book about fountain pens. He said this book he may not want. He said he won't clutter up his house with that.
Howard had fake Dan rather at the door so he let him come in. Dan said that this man appears to be George Santos and he sees him on the phone right now. He said he's lying about all of this stuff and he's eating a vagina as we speak. He said it's the craziest thing he has ever seen.
Howard let Dan go and said that some people think this is George on the phone but he's not sure about that. Howard said he should move on. Michael said he has launched a law firm a couple of weeks back and they represent people who have been exposed to toxic dust. He asked if he can mention the website. Howard said sure. Michael said you can go to WeinstockLawyer.com if you want more information.
Howard asked if he saw the Mitt Romney confrontation go down. Michael said he did not. He said he was sitting near the democrats so he didn't see it. He said he's going by his office today and he's going to try to meet Mr. Jeffries today. He said he'll ask about that and get back to him. Howard thanked him for the call and let him go.
Robin said George seems to be down to one friend now. Howard said he even seems to think he's despicable but he got to go to the State of the Union address.
Howard asked what the problem is here. He said he's assuming she's a bright kid and she will not want to be with him. Robin said they have a date scheduled. Howard said if the guy is making her uncomfortable then maybe don't go out with him. He said if you have those feelings this soon then don't get involved with the guy and stop sexting with him. He said he may not have good judgment.
Howard said this guy might not be the right guy for her. He said she may want to tell her daughter not to continue this. He told the caller, Maria, that he's solved this. He let her go after that.
Howard said he's going to get to some Mark the Bagger stuff after a break. He took a call first though. Howard took a call from Mike in Maine who said he's looking forward to the Mark the Bagger stuff. He said he liked the Brendan Fraser interview yesterday. Howard said he liked Brendan too. He said he didn't want to stop talking to him. He said he felt very connected to the guy. He said he's been in a lot of movies and he's had an incredible career. He said he was moved by his emotional intelligence. He said he sees why he got the lead in The Whale. He said he's very in tune. He said he was enjoyable to listen to.
Mike said that he has a feeling he was telling the truth about his sexual assault. He said that he usually wants to hear the full story and wait for that to come out but he has the feeling that it was a real story.
Mike asked if the guys in the back are looking for great guests or do they come to them. Howard said Gary is working hard at that stuff. He said he's part of a whole team that does that. Mike said that the show has been very good lately and it's amazing.
Howard said they don't book guests every day. He said they could do that but he doesn't want a show just about guests. He said he wants time to talk about other things. He said they have special people on the show. He said that Gary is doing his job. He said he asked him to get good guests and they're not having them on every day. Howard let Mike go after that.
Howard said this guy says that a lot of young kids say they like your aesthetic these days. Howard said it was the sexting thing that was weird to him. The caller said that he was caught off guard when he heard a 14 year old talking about aesthetic. He said kids now talk about that now. He said it's really bizarre. He said it's not weird though. Howard said thanks for that.
Howard said he has a lot of people on the phone. He took a call from a guy who said he broke his dick falling off a ladder. The caller, Frank, said that he was climbing a ladder and he hit a brick with it and it slammed into it. He said he was walking with the ladder on rollers and it stopped and it smacked it right into his cock and it turned purple and it was broken in two parts. He said after he healed up he lost 3 inches. He said that's the worst part of it. He said he's had over 48 injections and nothing is helping. He said there's a calcium build up in there. Howard said he wouldn't have a penis if he lost 3 inches. He asked how big he was before. Frank said he was six and a half. He said now he's about 3. He said it's depressing.
Howard said this is the worst. He said the penis is dark purple from the injections. Robin asked if it's useful. Frank said that he has a wife and she's standing by him. He said he is able to use it. Howard asked how it is when he fucks her. Frank said that she's very understanding. He said she's a nurse practitioner and she knows about it. He said you try to figure it out and it's not easy. He said he's able to use it but it's hard to look at. Howard said he doesn't let his wife see his. He said that's none of her business.
Howard said he hears more and more about men breaking their penis. He said that they have to be careful out there. Frank said he's looking for some help if anyone out there can do that. Howard said they'll see what they can do. He said he doesn't help a lot of listeners but this is an important issue. He said he has a 3 inch penis and this guy lost 3 inches. He said he still has a bigger penis than he does. Howard said he'll get his information and let him know if they can find someone to help. Howard said every inch is sacred so that's his motto.
Howard said poor Frank. Robin said that story kept getting worse and worse. Howard said he has to take a break but there are a lot of people on the phone. He said he has to get to Super Bowl bets and things like that. He did a live commercial read and during that he mentioned how his father never got anything for his mother for Valentine's day. He said that his mother would make him those Rob Roy drinks and he never did anything for her. He spent a few minutes doing his impression of his mother and father. He said his father wasn't much for showing emotion. Howard eventually finished the liver reads and went to break.
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Howard came back and talked about how crazy that Ronnie clip was. He said he loves this song too. He let that play a little bit. He said this is the epitome of a good song. He said this was staggeringly good. He wondered how he came up with this. He said this song didn't exist until Mick and Keith came up with it. He said the only thing he knows about the song is that Mick came up with it while he was on a train. He said he has feelings occasionally. He said that he had a feeling that his whole life he was raised to not want too much emotionally. He said he wore it like a suit of armor his whole life. He said that led to him thinking about a song he could write about that. He said he tried to come up with something but nothing happened.
Howard said Mick didn't want to record this song but the band was messing around and they recorded the song that night. He said they went on for the whole night trying to come up with the finished song. He said it came up in that late night session. He said he has heard fans talk about what the song is about and some think it's about cocaine but Mick said that's not true. He said there is no hidden meaning in there. He read what Mick had to say about the song.
Howard said he's staying up too late. He said he's been watching The Mayor of Kingstown. He said that he was staying away from it for some reason. He said he and Beth watch shows together in bed. He said they started the new season of 1000 Pound Sisters. He said if he keeps watching it he's going to go insane. He said he has to stop. He said Beth agrees. He said the show was about these two sisters whose weight added up to 1000 pounds. He said he enjoyed the show because they were so heavy that you can't believe it. He said you can't stop watching. He said they eat and you scream at the TV. He said the show is about these two girls and they must be making okay money doing it. He said most of the family was working at McDonald's. He said now the whole family is involved in the show. He said they're all in it. He said they started following the whole family but he just wants to see Tammy and Amy. He said he doesn't care about the brothers.
Howard said it's just too many people. He said one of the sisters got pregnant and she thinks she can eat whatever she wants. He said he was rooting for this Tammy who was up to 600 pounds. He said everyone is overweight in the show. He said he's going to stick with it. He said he invested a lot of years into these two so he has to stick with it.
Robin said he never should have gotten started. She said she warned him about that. Howard said he has never seen fat on someone's forehead. He said that's what this girl has. He said that he loves watching this on TV. He said he's waiting for some kind of success but this girl wants to get out of rehab. He said she's buckling now. Howard said last night she almost died from getting mucus stuck in her tracheotomy.
Howard said he's making Mayor of Kingstown his new show. He said Penny Dreadful is over so he has to start with something new. Howard said he was wondering how this Jeremy Renner ran himself over with a snowmobile. Robin said it was a snow mover thing, not a snowmobile. Howard said he was yelling at the TV and Beth heard him so she told him that he was trying to avoid running over a child. Howard said he shut up after that.
Howard said he would never leave the house if he was a good looking actor. He said he'd wait for the next call.
Howard said he was watching the first two episodes of Mayor of Kingstown and he stayed up a little late. He said it was a big mistake. He said he was tired when he woke up.
Howard said he can't stand when they put the episodes out once a week. He said he was watching a show with Jeff Bridges that he liked and he just stopped watching it. He said he can't remember anything about it. He said just put them all out at once. He said Penny Dreadful had three seasons that he blasted right through. He said that was a good show. He said he can't believe they canceled that.
Howard said Mayor of Kingstown is good because they had nudity. He said that you could almost see vagina. He said that woman was hot. He said she was acting real good too. He said what a body she had. He said he couldn't believe it. Robin asked if he has gotten worse with that. Howard said he thought he would evolve but he was jerking off yesterday and he thinks he's gotten worse. He said he was looking at this lesbian video and he wasn't getting turned on. He said he has to find specific stuff like where a woman is hesitant to get into it. He said he has to find just the right thing. He said he likes when a woman is resistant to it. He said he had to go through 5 videos before he found that. He said he loves it when a girl says she has never been able to orgasm with a guy and the woman shows her how to do it.
Howard said he found an interesting one where this woman was hesitant and she finally had it. He said then there was one where this woman went to a doctor because she wasn't able to get off with a man. He said he loves when there's hesitation. He said he likes it when there's a MILF and the boyfriend of her daughter is hesitant. He said he doesn't like it when people are into it. He said he has a theory about why he likes that so much. Robin said she does too. Howard said keep that to yourself.
Howard said he likes revenge movies too because he'd like to think he could get back at someone.
Howard asked Ronnie if he saw the girl in that show who was naked. Ronnie said the show gets even better with the nudity. Howard said that's why he liked Game of Thrones. He said he liked Peter Dinklage and the Khaleesi getting naked. He said the show blew when she stopped getting naked. He said he wanted her fired. Robin said she had the right to stop that.
Howard said he has the name of the woman who was nude in Mayor of Kingstown. He said her name is Elizaveta Neretin.
Howard said he saw that Ronnie sent out the save the date cards for his wedding. He said it says ''Shit just got real'' on it. He said he hasn't seen it yet because his mail is delayed. Ronnie said he did send it. Howard said on the back it has the big Las Vegas sign. He said he knows Ronnie just moved out there but his whole identity is Las Vegas now.
Howard asked why he has that on there. Ronnie said Stephanie did it with one of his friends. He said that he had nothing to do with that. He said he just went along with it. He said he's going along with a lot of things.
Howard said he heard a great story. He said he's had issues with Mike Pearlman lately. He said he's not inviting him to the wedding. He said he was shocked when he heard that he actually got a Save the Date card. He said Mike was talking to Ronnie and he said to him that he got the card and Ronnie told him that doesn't mean he's coming to the wedding. He said he told him to go fuck himself. Howard said you can't send a save the date card and not invite him to the wedding. Ronnie said her's what happened. He said that he's going along with a lot of things. He said Stephanie has a list of people who they were going to invite. He said she went out and sent them out without knowing that he didn't want him there. He said that he got it by mistake. He said he will make sure it's not there with the invitation.
Howard asked if anyone was offended by the ''Shit just got real'' thing. Ronnie said he's not sure. Howard said Ronnie is going all out with this thing. Ronnie said he has no idea what's going on. He said that they went from 125 people to even more. He said he sent them all out on the same day and it's insane with the mail. He said that they all went out but some people didn't get them yet.
Ronnie said that Stephanie decided to have a welcome party. He said the wedding will be on a day and 2 days before they have a welcome party for the people who come in from out of town. He said it's turning into a shit show. He said wait until you see this room she picked to have the party. He said it's insane. He said the room is the whole top of the building. He said it wraps around the whole building. Howard asked what this is going to cost. Ronnie said it's fucking insane. He said it'll be fun though. He said he guarantees that until all the bills come.
Jason said that he seems to have invited everyone in the office. He said he's shocked how deep his list goes. Ronnie said he knows a lot of people there. He said he has hung out with a lot of people and talked to them. He said there are a lot behind the scenes that he can't invite. Jason said he has an assistant and he saw she was invited. Ronnie said she wasn't his assistant originally. He said he knew her from being someone else's assistant. Jason said it should be a fun time out there.
Howard asked Gary if he's going. Gary said he is. Howard said he wants to go but he can't figure out how to go. He said he doesn't want to leave his house. Howard asked if they're testing everyone. Ronnie said he'll do that for him if he wants. Howard said don't do it for him.
Howard said he really would like to go. He said he is happy for him. Ronnie said a lot of it is going to be outside. Howard said he has to stay in a hotel and all of that. He said he's having a hard time.
Gary said that Ronnie said that the 125 was just invitations. Ronnie said he sent out 117 save the dates and most of those are couples. He said that's like 215 people. He said he invited some single guys and there are no plus ones. Robin said he can invite her as a single.
Gary asked if Mike could do anything to get in. Ronnie said he's pretty sure Mike is set on his ways. Howard answered a knock at the door and fake Mike Pearlman came on to talk about this whole thing. Howard had him on for a minute.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if Mike took a lie detector test and passed would he let him come to the wedding. Ronnie said no because it's not just about the bagel thing He said it's the way he acts and how he thinks he's so high and mighty.
Howard said that if Ronnie didn't want him there he would have made sure he didn't send the save the date. Fake Mike was still there and going on and on about the wedding thing. Howard asked if Fake Mike is invited. Ronnie said sure he is.
Howard said he heard from Samantha that Ronnie always says he loves Mike. Ronnie said he always goes overboard though. Samantha got on and said that she has seen them together and they laugh a lot together. She said they hug each other and they say they love each other. Ronnie said he doesn't even say he loves Stephanie. Sam said that she has seen them talking about how they love each other. Howard said he thinks that Ronnie just rescinded her invitation.
Howard said he really wants to go to his wedding. He said he thinks the trip would do him good. Ronnie said he'll be treated like a king out there. He said that these people get it. Howard said his daughter wants to go out there. He said he would bring her out there to hang with her. Ronnie said just bring her to the wedding. Howard said he has not figured out how to negotiate COVID yet.
Ronnie said he has been dealing with his daughter's fiancee and he's a really great guy. Howard said Ronnie needed some help with something and this guy offered to help him. He said he solved his problem right away. He said that's great. Ronnie said he spoke to him on Monday. He said he's a good kid. Howard said he's happy for his daughter. He said you never know but this guy seems like a real good dude. He said he treats his kid like a princess so that's great. He said they're getting ready for a wedding too. Howard said everyone at that wedding will be tested. Robin said they should test for this group too. Howard said we'll see.
Howard said speaking of the Eagles he has to talk about the super bowl bets. He said there are a couple of slam dunks in that. He said he'll get to that later.
Howard said Mark was on the show with Nikki Glaser when they did Hollyweird Squares. He said he would whisper to himself as he was talking to Nikki. He played some audio of that weird whispering. He would do that under his breath before he would say something to Nikki during the game.
Howard said Mark is very excited about his Eagles being in the Super Bowl. He said they had fake Mark the Bagger call Mark the Bagger. He said they called fake Mark ''Matt the Bagger.'' He said they also had real Nikki Glaser call in.
Howard played the call and Matt the Bagger was a fan of the Chiefs and Mark is an Eagles fan so they were going back and forth insulting each other's teams. They were singing the Eagles song and Matt had them singing about losing. They were going back and forth with their ''No!'' statements too. Matt and Mark were arguing about whose carpet was more crispy from cumming on it.
Matt said that Nikki Glaser is on her way over. Nikki came in and talked about how much she likes Matt and his crispy carpet. Nikki ends up blowing Matt as Mark is begging her not to. Nikki said she'd blow Mark if he can say the Eagles suck. Mark said no way he's doing that. He said fuck the Chiefs.
Howard said that call is a shoe in to win the best call of the year. Robin said that was great.
Howard had fake Mark come on to talk about that. He was playing Mark and not Matt the Bagger. Fake Mark talked about his crusty carpet and whispered under his breath like he did in the earlier clip. Howard let Mark go a short time later.
Howard said you have to hear about some of the crazy bets. He said he hates that they're starting the game at 6:30. He said he hates that. He said he has to get up the next morning. Howard said he's going to go through this with Jon Hein.
Howard said Chris Stapleton is going to do the National Anthem. He said this guy is good. He said he likes him. He said you can bet on the over/under on the song and how long it will last. Jon said the line is 2:05. He explained how the bet works on that. Howard said that's a tricky bet. Jon said he likes the over in that.
Howard said they're taking bets on celebrities showing up to the game. He ran down a list of names of celebrities and the money you can put on them showing up. Howard said the coin toss is a stupid bet. He said you can bet on which advertiser will show up first. The guys spent a minute talking about that and how JD got screwed a couple of years ago when he bet on Doritos showing up first. He said he got screwed. Howard said he thinks he did too. Jon said he'll bet on that. Howard said he'll put $100 on Doritos.
Howard said you can bet on which beer ad comes first. He said that Heineken and Budweiser are up at the top. Howard said this is even better. He said in the half time show you can bet on Rihanna and if she'll have an umbrella during the half time show. He said she's the show. He said she has a lot of hits. He played a few examples. He said he knows Sia wrote Diamonds but some of her other songs sound like Sia songs. Howard asked if you can bet if Jay-Z will show up with her. Jon said you can. Howard said you can bet on the color of her hair when she performs. He said you can bet if she'll be menstruating that day. He was just joking about that one.
Howard said you can bet on the first song that she'll perform during the half time show. He said you can bet if she'll open an umbrella. He said he'd bet that. He said he knows she'll open one. Jon said she has to open it. Howard said he can see her opening and closing it.
Howard said he would open with a big hit. He said he can see Umbrella being the song. He said that or Diamonds. He said he can imagine that. He said you can bet on the color of the Gatorade and things like that. Jon said he took the color blue last year and won. He said you can bet green and win if the Eagles win. Howard said he should take green or yellow. He said he thinks Green will win.
Howard asked Richard if he still thinks that the Chiefs are going to win. Richard said he does. He said that the Eagles are good but Mahomes has been in the Super Bowl before. He said that counts for something. Howard said he has that high ankle sprain though. He said he thinks it's worse than you think it is.
Howard said Wolfie is in his Eagles helmet and jersey. Wolfie said that they're going to win. Robin said he looks like he's going to bang his head into the wall with that helmet on. Howard said he looks handsome in that. He said he comes on saying he's ready but he's just ready to watch TV. Richard, Jon and Wolfie were arguing about the game.
Richard said they have some back office bets. He said he'd bet Howard $100 and if he wins he gets to see Howard's dick. Howard said no way. He said if he had a big dick he'd show it to him now. Howard said he's not going to bet something like that. He said god forbid something goes wrong. He said he's not going to do that. Jon said Richard just wants to see a penis. Howard asked if he can show it to him erect. Richard said sure. Howard said he'll have Ralph fluff him and he'll do it. He said fuck you he's not going to do that.
Howard asked what the other bets are. Richard said Will was talking about a bet where he has to wipe his ass with his jersey and the other way around. Will and Richard were arguing about which jersey Richard would have to give up. Richard said he can't do the Kelsey jersey. Howard said he should do it. The guys said that if Richard believed in his Chiefs he'd do it. Will went and got his Dawkins jersey and said he'd give that up. Richard said he'll it then. Howard said Will is going to win so he'll wipe Richard's ass with the jersey. Will said he thought he was going to just shit on the jersey. Richard said that they wipe the other guy's ass with the jersey. He said he will just wear this with the shit streak on it.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said they have to do it after taking a massive shit. Richard said his will be massive. Ralph said Rihanna won't be using an umbrella. Howard said she will. Ralph was also arguing about the Chiefs being better than the Eagles and how they were there already so they have experience.
Howard said Ralph says he's wrong but he thinks he's right. Will did too. He said he'll take a shit on Ralph's clothes too. Howard had already hung up on him.
Howard said they have the MVP bet. He ran down a list of names on that list. Howard asked Wolfie what the bet is with him. Wolfie said that he has to do something that's Richard's Kryptonite. Richard said he's not sure he cares about seeing Wolfie's dick. He said no offense. He said it's not a famous dick. Howard said it might be funny on the air.
Wolfie said he has to do something that really hurts him. He said it would have to be if he got a Tom Brady tattoo on his ass or something like that. Howard said you don't want the guy to disfigure himself. He said you want to hurt Richard you just make him shower every day for a month. Richard said no way. He said no way to brushing his teeth every day either.
Howard said he could sit there all day betting. He said they have enough. Will said the Eagles will win big on Sunday. Howard said he bets Wolfie has a big cock if he's wiling to show it. He said he may have over 6 inches. Wolfie said he's comfortable with it. He said it's decent. He said he doesn't know the exact inches. Howard said people are huge fans.
Will said it's annoying that Richard is rooting for both. He said his wife started rooting or the Mets and he almost broke up with her. Howard said you can't be for two teams. Wolfie said he'll be happy either way. Richard said it will be a fun fucking day. He said he's going to have some beers during the day. He said he has to be coherent during the game. He said he may have 6 or 7 that day.
Jon asked Richard if the Chiefs win will his wife be happy. Richard said no way. He said it's going to be very awkward. He said she'll be cussing at him if he yells out about the Chiefs winning. He said he may have to go to the basement to celebrate by himself.
Howard said Jon Blitt claims that Wolfie's penis isn't that big. Jon said he saw it in the urinal and it's a micro penis. Wolfie said he didn't see it. He asked when that was. Blitt claimed he did and he should show it now to prove them wrong.
Howard said Wolfie has to come up with a bet for Richard. Howard said someone said he looks like Magneto with that helmet on. Richard said he looks like Marvin the Martian.
Howard asked Wolfie to come up with something to bet Richard. They were coming up with ideas like putting pubes on his tongue and things to do with Sal's boogers.
Howard said he has a guy on the phone who is a bookie and he knows who will win. The caller said the Chiefs will win and win by 2 points. He said he's a bookie and he knows. He said that when you do bets with football people win because of the juice. He said it's the side bets. He went into the details about why he thinks this is going to happen. The guys spent a little time talking about that.
Howard said Wayne Siegel is on the phone wanting to pay for more stuff. He said he's not sure what this is about. Wayne said that he wants to put up another $1000 to help out with the bets. He said he's just looking to fund something but he doesn't care what it is. Howard said Wayne is going crazy over there.
Sal said that he'd cum on Richard's face for that bet. He said the winner gets the $1000 and he'll cum on his face. Howard said he's not sure what's happening now. Richard said he won't take a load on his face even if it is Sal. Robin asked if he'd do it with cling wrap on his face. Richard said maybe. The guys said maybe a Scuba mask on his face.
Sal said that he was thinking that if the Chiefs win then Will and Wolfie have to make out. They weren't into that. Howard said how about Sal has to cum on his hand. Richard wasn't sure about that. Richard said he'd do it with the wrap on his face. Robin said how about they make Sal cum on Ronnie's old glasses while Richard has them on. Howard said he's not sure where the line is here. Richard said the hand or foot is fine but the eyes no way. He said he doesn't want anyone cumming in his face.
Richard said he won't shower until next week if Sal is going to do that. He said he'd do it for maybe $10,000. Howard said he doesn't get the line. He said he'll let him cum on his foot but not his belly. Richard said it's too weird.
Howard said how about if Sal just cums on his ass. Richard said that's too weird and real too. Robin said how about his back. Richard said how about his foot.
Gary said how about if he just cums in his hand. Howard said he said that already. Richard said he has to do it on the back of his hand. They said he has to do it on his palm. Howard said he can do a Spider-Man where he has to put his hands together and make a web. Richard was dry heaving over that. Sal said how about he cums in his hand and then flings it at him. Richard said no way. Howard said he's not sure what's going on but it's getting weird. Wayne said he's in to fund it no matter how he wants to do it. Howard said how about Richard uses Sal's cum as shampoo. Richard said he'll do the hand.
Howard said how about this. He said Wolfie is willing to show him his dick but Richard has to stop drinking for 6 months. Richard said he'd cheat and just drink. He said he can't do that.
Wolfie said how about he can piss on his jersey if he loses or he pisses in his helmet. Howard said he thinks he's done with this. He said that they're getting too deep into this. He said that Richard and Will will wipe their asses with their jersey. He said how about Wolfie gets to show his penis and Richard can't drink at Ronnie's wedding. Richard said he's not even sure if he's invited. He didn't get the save the date card yet.
Howard said he's not sure what to tell them. He said he doesn't know. He asked if he wants Sal to cum in his hand. Richard said he'll take that $1000 from Wayne.
Will said he'll bet Richard $500 on the game too. Richard took that bet. Howard said that's a big bet.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was fake Michael Caine who said he loves a good sports bet. He had an idea for Wolfie and Richard. He said something about mailing a bag full of cum to Wolfie's mother. He had some other disgusting ideas but Howard bailed on that bit.
Jon asked if Howard wants to bet on the opening song for Rihanna. Howard said he'd take a bet but then he was thinking he has on idea what she'll sing. He asked who gives a shit anyway. He said he thinks she'll open with Umbrella. Howard said if he wins he gets to blow him and if he wins then he gets to blow Jon.
Will and Richard were arguing about who's going to win again. Hein was talking about more bets like who will thank god first. Howard was willing to bet on that. He ended up betting Jon and Wolfie on the MVP thanking god first. Howard picked the not god first bet.
Jon asked Robin if she has anything. Robin said she's not going to bet. She said she's just going to watch to see the outcome of these bets.
Howard said he's not sure if anyone is cumming on Richard's hand. Howard let Wayne go and thanked him for the offer. Richard, Wolfie and Will all got in their ''Go team'' stuff. Wolfie went crazy with his Eagles thing and Howard said he wishes that he'd get that excited for his job sometimes.
Howard said the FCC was rather prudish. He said they were there to make sure the airwaves weren't too crowded. He said it had nothing to do with censoring content. He said back in 1973 they ran a George Carlin bit about the seven dirty words and a guy complained to the FCC about it. He played some of the Carlin bit. He said everyone knows it but he played it anyway.
Howard said this guy heard that and he complained to the FCC. He said that's when they started censoring the radio. He said that George Carlin was a genius comedian. He said you hear those words nothing happens. He said you hear them all the time. Robin said they're just words. Robin said they filed a lawsuit and the FCC got their way and started fining stations for ''indecent'' content. He said that was defined as the seven dirty words but it got worse. He said they got creative and they had to be creative to get around those rules.
Howard said they did a bit in 1984 where they played Match Game and they had to sneak around those rules. Howard played the clip where they were talking about beaver and making some innuendo about that.
Howard said some family groups had it out for them and they came after them. He said in 1987 they used their show to come up with more guidelines for community standards. He said that they held a big rally and they had Grandpa Al Lewis there and he ended up yelling out ''Fuck the FCC'' the air live. Howard played a clip of Al doing his thing.
Howard said after that fiasco they received their first FCC fine in 1988. He said a woman called their station to complain about something she had heard on the air. Howard played a clip of that woman calling the show about a Christmas show they were going to do.
Howard said he banned that woman from listening to the show. He played another clip where he put a voodoo hex on her.
Howard said the FCC doesn't monitor the content. He said they wait for someone to complain. He said later in the week Ann wrote a letter to them and they got fined $6,000 for a guy playing a keyboard with his penis. Howard played a clip of that segment.
Howard said imagine the government fined them for that. He said the guy was playing the piano with his penis. He said you don't even see it.
Howard said over the next decade they were fined over $2 million for that kind of nonsense. He said in 2004 the Super Bowl happened and Janet Jackson's nipple blew everyone away. He said that she had her wardrobe malfunction and it showed for 9/16ths of a second. He said the media lost their minds. He played some clips of reports about the nipple slip and people were freaking out about it.
Howard said Heather Wilson was going off on Mel Karmazin and it all came down on them after that. He said everyone knows this clip. He played the Heather Wilson clip where said she that ''you knew'' about what they were doing. Howard said what a party.
Howard said that happened and then he had already had enough. He said they decided to move to SiriusXM and it's been a pleasure to be there since. He said they can say and do what they want to now. He said they never could have celebrated Cocktober on regular radio. He said none of this would have been possible without SiriusXM. He said maybe it's good that Janet revealed her nipple. He said that got them to move over here.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was Jennifer Witz who said he'd be pumping gas on Long Island if he didn't have this place. Howard spent a few minutes with her and thanked her for having them there. Howard said he is very grateful to be there. He thanked fake Jennifer for being there for them. Howard let her go a short time later.
Howard said they have a lot more to talk about. He said there's a lot of fan feedback. He said that he has to remind you that there's an excellent program called Small Talk with Colin Quinn that's on tonight at 8 on Howard 101. Howard said he's sitting down with JD, Benjy and Medicated Pete to teach them the art of conversation. Robin said what an impossible task. Howard said if you're a fan of Maneskin they have a re-airing of their special at 9pm tonight on Howard 101. Gary said he was there and it was unbelievable. He said Tom Morello was there and he was great. He said they have crazy energy. He said he was talking to Lars about them and he's a big Maneskin fan too. He said they can really play. Howard said check it all out on the app or at 9 on Howard 101.
Howard played some of the Maneskin performance where Tom Morello played. He said he comes in with this great sound. He said check it out and you'll enjoy it.
Howard wrapped up the show around 10:25am.