Howard said Ralph texted him about the game with Brady in it and they were down like 27-3. He said he had to watch the last 3 minutes. He said he turned the game on and it was 17 minutes of commercials. He said they had like 2 minutes of game. He said within minutes his heart is beating fast and he's wondering what's going to happen next. He said he got caught up in the game like he had been watching the entire season. He said he hates that. He said he thought he was going to get caught up in the whole thing. He said he and Beth eat at 5:30 and they hang out after dinner. He said he went to watch the game but she thought it was their time. He said he had to get into it so he can talk about it on the air. He said he had to be a man. He said the were together all day so it was fine. He said that 3 minutes turned into more than that.
Howard said Tom Brady can't be everyone on the field. He said they came back from 27-3. He said he admires this guy so much. He said he can play so well at 44 years old. Robin said you will see something amazing every time he plays.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if JD cried over the Bengals. Howard said they sent over a producer to record JD during the game. He said wait until you hear this. He said he's not sure what's wrong with him. He said he did cry and it's very weird. He said you have to hear this shit. He said he hates that JD is a Bengals fan. He said everything about him is weird. He said everyone in Cincinnati shit on him when he lived there. He said everything good that ever happened to him happened in New York. He said he's super into the Bengals. He said every year they lose. He asked JD when he lived in Cincinnati. JD said he lived in Fiarborn, Ohio until he was 12. Howard said it's not like it was a great place for him to live. He said he didn't have a great life there. He said it was very Napoleon Dynamite those years.
Howard said New York saved his life and JD should be the first one to admit that. He said he shouldn't be rooting for the Bengals. He said it's just weird. JD said if he could switch allegiances he would. He said he just can't do it. He said he's a Bengals fan for life. He said his dad was a fan and he's one now. Howard said he will never understand that. The caller said something about the team that JD tried to defend.
Howard said they mic'd up JD while this game was going on with the Bengals and the Titans. He said the had 4 seconds left on the clock and if they had made a field goal they would have gone on to the finals. He said this is a big deal. He said wait until you hear this. JD said he had a drink too. Howard said he was drinking champagne out of a beer glass. He said nothing about this was normal.
Howard played the clip and when the Bengals got it JD broke down kind of laugh/crying. That's what it sounded like. He was weeping but laughing too. It went on and on. JD was talking while crying and saying ''Fuck!''
Howard asked where the guys were. He said that the saw him rocking in a chair while crying. He said he was like the Joker. He said he was sitting there rocking and crying. He said Chris wilding was doing a good impression of him. Robin said that it was like the Heath Ledger Joker where he just kept going. JD said the producer was asking if this was good or bad. Howard had Chris on doing his impression of JD laugh/crying. Howard said he sounds like a crazy person. Chris said it's like Yoko Ono.
Howard laughed at Chris' impression. He played the JD tape and Chris did his impression while that was going. Howard said he sounded like Tickle Me Elmo a bit.
Gary said he understands his emotions. He said the tears are saved for the Super Bowl win. JD said if they win the Super Bowl he's not sure what he'll do.
Howard said JD was getting messages from his buddies Ryan Phillippe and Michael Rapaport.
The caller said that he never got that into a game. He said that he had to go to work the next morning and it wasn't that big of a deal. JD said when you support a team for so many years and then they do something like this that's why you feel that way. Howard said he must be identifying with the team. He said they were losers for so long and then they finally make it. He said JD can identify with that.
Howard said Ronnie was goofing on JD during the game and he never does that. He said he's late to the party with that. JD said he never does text during the games. The caller said Ronnie must be upset that the cheerleaders are covered up now.
Howard asked Jon Hein if he was in contact with JD during the game. Jon said he was. He said when they get their asses kicked next week he'll feel the pain. He said that he does worry about JD. He said his hopes are sky high right now. He said he thinks they can beat the Chiefs. JD said they beat them already. Jon said he's happy for him. Howard asked if he would bet Kansas City. Jon said he thinks they'll win the game. He said he'll take out a second mortgage and put it on the Chiefs.
Howard asked Jon about betting online and how he's been doing that. Jon said he's been playing with house money and he made some back yesterday with the Rams and Chiefs last night.
Howard asked Jon how he checks the transactions. Jon said you do it all online. Howard said that's dangerous. He said people must be losing their homes. He said they don't see the money going down. Jon said you have to be really careful.
Howard asked what Jon put down for his initial bank roll. Jon said it was $250. Howard asked JD what he's done. JD said he did $100 each time twice. He said he got annoyed and stopped after that. He said some of the bets he lost were because of Jon Hein. He said he was wrong about some things and he lost.
Jon said that he has bet Cincinnati for the past 2 weeks. He said they've won and he may not bet on them this week. He said that could really mess with JD's head. Howard said JD thinks he's reverse jinxing him. The caller asked JD if he was crying over that and he didn't even win money. Howard said JD is a loser. He said his team won and he didn't win any money. Jon said that's why people are crying. He said JD was crying because his team made it back into the championship.
Howard said he had no idea he had no money on the game. JD said it was all heart. He said it was mildly amusing before but now it's even more entertaining.
Howard said online gambling is making a lot of money for the state. He read some stats on that since it just went live a couple of weeks ago.
The caller said that JD isn't betting on his own team because he doesn't want to jinx them. JD said that's true. He said he's not going to jinx them.
Howard said there's a guy who put over a million dollars on that game and won. He asked JD if he heard about that. JD said he did. JD said they'll have to see what happens this week.
Howard said Richard is a big Chiefs fan. He got on and said that the Bengals are going down. Howard asked Richard if he was shocked as they looked like they weren't going to win but then pulled it off. Robin said the other team was celebrating and they were hugging each other. Richard said he's going to cry. He said it's the greatest football team he's seen in his life. He was getting upset talking about how great the game was. He said he can't believe it happened. He said it made him so fucking happy. Howard said Patrick Mahomes told Richard they were going to get it done. Richard said he talked to him on the Wrap Up Show and he told him how much they mean to him and his father. He said he said he'd make sure they'd get to the Super Bowl and they did. He said Howard sent them to the game and he has to thank him for that.
Howard said Richard is wearing an old dirty cap. Richard said that you do that when you're a fan. He said you never wash it. Howard said it's filthy.
Howard said he was watching Morning Joe this morning and they were calling that Kansas City game the greatest game in football history. Robin said it really was. She said they were just about scoring at will. She said you never see that.
Howard asked if Richard would blow Mahomes if he had to do that to get him to relax. Richard said he would if his wife was okay with it. Gary said Mahomes looked perplexed the time he saw Richard crying over him. Howard said he must have thought he was a slow adult.
Howard had some audio of Richard cheering for his team and not being too loud so he didn't wake the kids up. Richard said they go to bed around 7 and he was clapping with the bottom of his hands. Howard said it sounded like he was beating off. Richard said that's how he claps quietly. He said even Mahomes doesn't get that emotional about it. He said he was actually playing the game.
Howard said it sounded like he was beating his dick against the TV. Richard said he uses the bottom of his hands.
Howard had some audio of JD eating during the game and choking on some food. He had a noodle in his mouth and inhaled it. He was coughing quite a bit. Howard said men can't do two things at a time. He said JD just showed that. JD said the meal was very peppery. Richard said he should be eating wings.
Howard said that was John Blitt who was there during the game. JD said that's who brought the food. He said things get very fancy.
Howard asked John Blitt what he saw there. John told Howard some of the things he saw with JD and how he was like 2 inches from the screen screaming at the team like a maniac. He said this guy is so connected to the team and he's never seen anything like it.
Howard asked what John thinks about the theory about JD identifying with the team because they're like his life. He said he's been treated with disrespect and he's making it. John said JD is a Bengal. He said that he did ask if he felt like a winner and he said he did.
Howard had some sounds that JD was making during the game. He played that and there were all kinds of sounds coming from him. He was grunting and making other odd noises.
Howard asked what he was wearing during the game. JD said he had a Bengals jersey on. Howard asked why. He asked if he feels like a team player. JD said he wore it last week and he felt more connected to the team. He said he did it again this week because they won last week. He said he will wear it again on Sunday. The caller asked if he played sports at all. JD said he did play little league and some football. He said he sucked in baseball. He said he has played some sports.
Howard said John also noticed that JD talks about the team as ''we'' and ''us.'' JD said he does not. John said he did. He said he burped and excused himself when no one else was around.
Howard had another clip of JD talking to the TV during the game. He played that and it as JD yelling at the TV encouraging them and things like that.
Howard said this is like cheating where JD is coaching them during the game through the TV. Robin said that when they do something wrong he's not like ''we'' or ''us'' but then they're ''they.''
Howard took a call from a guy who said that the whole game is bullshit with the Bills and Chiefs. He said the overtime rule is ridiculous. Howard said he kind of agrees. He said the idea that they have the game come down to a coin toss is kind of ridiculous. He said he doesn't know that much about football but he agrees with the guy.
Howard said they should come up with a way to come up with at lest one possession for each team. He said the NFL should do something about that. Jon said the defense should be able to hold the other team off. He said in college games they give each team a chance to score. He said it keeps going on. He said if that game went on last night it would have been great. He said people would still be watching it.
Howard had Wolfie on to talk about the rule. He said he brought it up to him off the air and he disagreed with him about some things. He let Wolfie talk about that for a minute with him and the caller. That led to everyone arguing about the games.
Howard said this is what he loves about sports. He said it's played by fantastic athletes and analyzed by fatsos like Jon Hein. He said this is why he never listens to sports radio.
Howard asked if JD wants to bet with Richard at all over the game. JD said he'll bet if it'll make it more interesting for the show. He said he'll do $100 or something. Wolfie asked if JD would shave his head. JD said no.
Howard said how about Richard bets and if he loses he has to burn that jersey and cap with the dirt on it. Richard said he can't do that. Howard said if JD loses Richard gets to stare at his dick for 60 seconds. Richard said he likes that. He said he must have a huge cock. Howard said how about this. He said if Richard wins then he gets to stare at his dick or he has to give up his spelling bee trophy to Richard. Richard said he'll do unspeakable things to that trophy. He said he'll make a video fucking it.
Howard said Richard still has pumpkins hanging up in his basement. He said it's almost February. Richard said it's Halloween for him all the time.
Howard asked JD what he wants to do. Richard said he's up for looking at his dick hard or flaccid. He said he'll do the jersey and cap thing if he has to. Howard asked JD if he's up for it. JD said he's not sure he can do that. He said he will probably let him have the trophy. Howard said he wants his dick though. He said JD has no faith in his team. He said he talks a good game but he has no faith in his quarterback. He said he can't even say the name the right way. He said it's not the ''bangles'' it's the Bengals. He said get the team name right. Howard said it is a shitty name for a team.
JD said as long as it's just Richard seeing his dick then he'll do it. Howard said Richard has to describe it to them. He asked if it's a straight bet. JD said it is. Howard said he must really believe in his team. He said he's going to show his dick to people.
Howard answered a knock at the door. It was fake George Takei who wanted to get in on the hog actor with JD. He said he's curious if it's veiny. JD said it's not. He said it's normal. Howard said tune in next week when Richard may burn his cap and jersey. Howard asked how long he's had them. Richard said 3 or 4 years for the jersey. He said the cap he's had forever. He said it would kill him to burn them. He said he's very sentimental with that stuff. He said it will hurt him but it's worth if he gets to see JD's cock.
Howard asked if he can draw JD's cock while he's looking at it. JD said he can't do that. Richard said he'll do what JD is comfortable with. He said if he's okay with tat then he'll do it. He said he'll describe every bit of it. JD said he won't be hard for him. Howard asked if he'll be semi-hard. JD said no.
Wolfie asked if he'll groom for this. JD said that he will. John asked if he's going to be fully nude. JD said he'll just give him a look. He said he won't be nude. Robin asked if he just trims down there. JD said he'll just make it look nice down there. He said maybe he should let it all grow in there and get Richard disgusted by it. Richard said he won't be disgusted by it. He said he's seen tons of cocks.
Howard asked JD about if he'll be standing or sitting and things like that. JD said he'll be sitting. Richard said he should be sitting with his legs in the air so he can see his asshole too. Howard said JD didn't agree to do that. Howard said this is exciting stuff. He said that you don't get this on other shows. He said that this is real masculine. He laughed as he said that.
Howard said now he has to watch this fucking game. He said he's interested now. Richard said it's an early one next Sunday. Howard said they don't mess around with their betting. He said JD is literally putting his balls on the line.
Howard asked fake George what Richard should be looking for when he sees JD. George said he should be looking for unique things about it and about putting your mouth near it. He said ''Go Chiefs!'' too.
Howard took a call from fake Joe Burrow who said that JD is going to lose because they're not that good. He said JD will be showing his penis. He said he's out of gas so he doesn't have it in him to win again.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they were talking about how much you can lose online. He said he lost close to 30 grand online. He said it was horrible. He said he had to go on and cancel all of his accounts because it was so easy to bet. He said he thought he could win it back but he fucked himself big time with that. Howard said the addict thinks they can win it back like that. The caller said he would get n the hole and try to win it back. He said he was playing the slot machines too. He said he was playing them and he'd win back but then lose and lose more. He said he just can't bet responsibly. He said he has an addiction problem. Howard said he knows that guys who have addiction problems go from one addiction to another. He asked the caller how much money he makes to be able to lose 30 grand. The caller, Justin, said he has a good job and he makes six figures. Howard and Justin talked about the kind of betting he was doing. Howard asked if he's done with gambling now. Justin said he is. He said he went online and canceled his account with the gaming and control board. He said he went into a casino where he lives and he won like $3,000. He said he gave his ID there and they weren't going to pay him because of the things he had canceled. He said he found out that he can't go into casinos now that he has canceled all of the online stuff. Howard said that doesn't make sense to him. He said he doesn't understand why that would be.
Wolfie asked if you have to pay interest to your credit card company on the amount you bet. The caller said you would if you used the credit card. He said he used his banking account so he didn't have to do that.
John asked if the caller wants to bet on if JD will have to show his penis to Richard. Justin said he can't do it. John said it's easy money. John said that he'll bet him whatever he wants with whatever odds he wants. Justin said he can't do it. Justin said he works really hard for his money. He said he can't do it. He said he talked to his sponsor about it and he told him he has to cut it out. He said he just watches the games for what they're worth.
Howard said it's good that he game to his senses. He said he's proud of him turning down that bet with John. John raised it to 20 grand. He said it feels so good to win. Howard said John is a terrible person.
Howard took a call from Ralph Cirella who turned him on to the game over the weekend. Howard asked what he thinks about the bet. Ralph said it's the best. He asked JD if he saw the Kansas City game over the weekend. JD said he did. He said he knows that anything can happen. Ralph said get ready to show his dick to Richard. JD said he's already trying to mentally prepare just in case.
Howard answered a knock at the door and it was the ghost of John Madden who was talking about how he dies and now football is about cocks, taints and assholes. He asked what the fuck. Howard said that's the way they are on this show. He said everyone is vested in it. Madden said he's glad that he died. He said JD can't play his game anymore because he's not manly enough.
Howard asked if Madden ever looked at his players cocks in the locker room. John said of course he did but things have gotten out of control now. Howard said they miss Madden on TV now. He said that he didn't know that JD would be showing his cock to Richard if he loses. JD said neither did he.
Howard asked Madden to tell them what's going to happen with the Chiefs. John said that they're going to win. Richard said he wants to be able to towel snap JD's ass on the next bet. JD told him to fuck off. Richard said he was good at that in high school. He said you get a great crack from it if you wet the tip of the towel.
Howard said this is some bet they have going on. Ralph asked him to please let Richard draw his dick. Richard said he'll draw whatever he sees. He said it might be curved so he might be able to draw that. He said he's interested to see what it looks like. Howard asked if 60 seconds is enough. Richard said it's plenty for him. He said he's thinking JD is very girthy. He said he'll look at that and then for veins and head size. He said then he'll look at his balls for a little bit. He said grooming is last.
Howard asked Richard if he'll try to excite JD in a way so he gets hard in that 60 seconds. Richard tried talking dirty to JD. JD was laughing. He told Richard no. Richard said he will try. JD said it just went back up in him.
Howard asked Richard to talk to him as his Ethel character. Richard tried that but JD was just laughing at that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said when the pandemic hit there wasn't much to bet on so he was betting on this Russian ping pong. He said he lost about 40 grand on that. Howard said he went 40 grand in the hole on Russian ping pong. Howard asked if he thinks that they could be staging it because they're such scumbags over there. The caller said he does wonder that but he wanted to bet on something. He said he went 1 in 3 this weekend. He said he's had a little better success.
Ralph said he joined last year to bet online. He said he's still playing with the money he won. He said if you're smart about it then you can control it. Howard said if you're addicted to it then you don't have that control.
Howard asked if anyone wants to bet on penis length with JD. George said the over/under on his flaccid length is 2.6 inches. Howard let him go a short time later.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Richard is getting something out of the bet but if JD wins then Richard loses something. He said that JD gets no benefit. Howard said it's pretty good to watch Richard cry over losing his jersey and cap. He said it means something to Richard. Howard said he could argue that JD isn't losing anything. He said he has the better bet. Richard said it's easy to show your cock.
Howard took a call from a woman who said this is all confusing. She said that it seems like JD wins no matter what. JD said no one is guaranteed a giant dick. Howard said no normal guy wants to show his dick. JD said he offered up the trophy first. The caller said she thinks JD has something there. Howard said it could turn out he has a gigantic cock and wants to show it off. He said it will all unfold next week. He said Richard will cry if he loses the bet. He said he'll have to burn that stuff.
Howard took a call from fake Jennifer Witz who said she has $500 on JD being less than 3 inches soft. JD said he'd lean more toward her. She told JD to be quiet because men are talking here.
Howard said that was exciting. Richard asked if JD would try to go to the game in L.A. if the Bengals make it. JD said he would have to work the following day so no. Howard said he knows that if they make it then he'll have to send JD to the game. He said the fans will get after him about it. He said they'll call him a cheap fuck if he doesn't get him to the game. JD said he's not looking to travel all the way out there. Howard said there's still a lot of COVID out there. He said people are still going out though. He said he saw the Knicks game and no one was wearing a mask. He said one guy had one on and he had it pulled down below his nose. Robin said she's not sure what's happening out there. Howard said he knows people who have COVID and some aren't having it so easy. He said he has one friend who thinks the have the long COVID. He said that all of the people he knows are vaccinated too. He said it's no cake walk for everyone. He said some people don't have it bad but some do. Robin said if they didn't have COVID then we'd still have Meat Loaf. Howard said he has to talk about that. He said he has to take a break first. He went into a live commercial read and when went to break.
Howard came back and said he was confused by this song. He said he's not sure if you can say ''smack my bitch up.'' Robin said maybe the shouldn't even play it. Howard said this is The Prodigy. He let the song play a bit. He said the music video was only played on MTV after midnight. He said they eventually banned it. He said Ike Turner liked this song before he died. He said Ike said these kids know how to rock.
Howard said people thought it was about smacking women up but the lead singer of the band said it's not about that at all. Howard said that OJ likes this song. He said he plays it on the golf course while he's playing. Howard said the video has sex, violence, nudity and more. He said at the end of the video the lead person was a woman. He said it's not revealed until the end of the first person video.
Howard said he was watching the new Jackass movie. He said Johnny Knoxville will be on the show to promote that tomorrow. Howard said he's not sure how Johnny is still standing. He asked how old he is. Robin wasn't sure. He asked Siri how old he is. She said he's not in his contacts so she's not sure. Howard searched it and found out that he's 50 years old. Howard said he's still doing that thing with the bull chasing him and getting gored. He said he broke his wrist and rib and he got a concussion. He said a cruel of yeas ago he fucked up his dick and had to have a catheter. He said that he has to ask about this Steve-O stunt he did with bees on his dick. He said Steve is a crazy mother fucker. He said he's not sure who is crazier.
Howard asked Siri how old Steve-O is. She didn't give him the information so he said she's fired. He said Siri kind of sucks. She didn't respond to him when he said ''fuck you'' to Siri. He said whenever he tries to type 'fuck' it comes up as ''flick.''
Howard said he has to type out the full name of YouPorn when he goes there. He said that Alexa is so much better. He told Siri that and she said that she doesn't understand.
Howard said Steve-O is 47. He said that he and Beth were watching the new movie and the stunts are crazy in it. He said he was telling his wife that he has to be worth a lot of money. He said he has to stop doing this stuff. He said that Beth is into Johnny's look. He said he's a good looking dude. Howard asked Siri what his net worth is. Siri said as of 2018 he was worth about $75 million. Howard asked what he's doing if that's the case. Robin said he's risking his life. Howard said his wife Naomi is great. He said he had a dinner with them one night. He said it was crazy. He said he wont get into it now but maybe tomorrow. He said they ended up in the same place and it wasn't planned. He said some crazy shit went down. He said his wife is beautiful and he has kids. He said he has a great life. He said he's a lovely guy. He said he's had over 20 concussions in his life. Robin said that's more than any football player. Howard said Johnny loves what he does.
Howard said Johnny should be a soldier. Robin said they seem to be impervious to pain. Howard said it's crazy.
Howard said the guys are crazy in the movie. He said the only guy who had any training is Steve-O who went to clown college. Robin said the one thing that shocked her was the guy who flattened out his penis. Howard said he has Johnny's used catheter in his archive. He said he gave it to him in 2009. He said he's been paying for storage of that thing for a long time. Robin said that flattening out thing is what they do to your breasts in a mammography. Howard said no wonder women hate that. He said that they flatten out this guy's penis like a pancake in the movie.
Howard said they have a woman and a couple of black dudes in the Jackass team. He said it's diverse now. He said they've opened up the whole thing to women and minorities. Howard said they'll talk to Johnny tomorrow.
Howard said Meat Loaf was on the show 7 times and the last time was in 2006. He said he sold over 100 million albums. He said they think he was 74. He said he lied about his age a lot though so they're not sure. He said they believe he was 74. He said his father called him meat because he was kind of fat growing up.
Howard said he was sad about the whole thing and then he read that he got COVID and that's probably the cause of his death and he was against masks and getting the vaccine. He asked if you can imagine that. He said the have this clip of him talking about the mask and vaccine thing. He said he said if he dies he dies and he's not going to wear the mask. Howard said it was some kind of Trumpy thought process. He said he can imagine him laying on his hospital bed wishing he had gotten vaccinated. Howard said he said this in a print interview.
Howard said Meat Loaf also said that Greta Thunberg was brainwashed and climate change isn't a real thing. He said it's a shame.
Howard said he got to hang with Meat Loaf at a party he went to with Mary McCormack once. He said he got to hang with Meat Loaf outside for a while. He said they found each other outside and talked. He said it was nice to find someone who wanted to talk to him. He said they had a good conversation. He said his agent was there too so he introduced Don to him. He said Don wrote him the other night about that. He said Don said he was a real cool guy. He said he found it hard to believe that he wasn't into the mask thing. He said that the secret is that masks work. He said his daughter is around people and she's a nurse practitioner and masks work.
Howard said he went to the dentist and he wore a mask. He said when he had the work done they were wearing their masks. He said that people have been around it a lot and if they wear masks they can avoid it. He said it's a pain in the ass but they work.
Howard said he read a story about companies that are putting out fake masks that don't work well. He said that's a scum bag move. He said if he has a KN95 mask and he's not sure if they're legitimate. He said there was a whole article about how you can tell. He said he was getting a headache looking at it.
Howard said the mask works. He said if you're worried about getting it then wear a mask. He said the people at the Knicks game didn't seem to care. Robin said down in Australia they were all wearing masks at the tennis match.
Howard said he guarantees that Meat Loaf was upset he didn't get vaccinated while he was laying on his death bed. Howard played some ''Two Out of Three Ain't Bad'' which was his biggest hit. He said that he sold over 100 million albums. He asked if you can imagine that. He said he didn't write his own songs but Jim Steinman did. He said that they had a falling out and split. Howard said he would have stuck with the guy.
Howard read about some of the songs Jim wrote and about how big the hits were with Meat Loaf. Howard played some bits of the songs as he was talking about them. Howard said Meat Loaf sounded so good in these songs.
Jon Hein corrected Howard about the ''Two out of Three'' song being the number one hit. He said it was the biggest hit on that album. He said that it wasn't his number 1 hit.
Howard said Phil Rizzuto was freaked out that he did the voice over for the song ''Paradise by the Dashboard Light.'' He said he didn't know what the song was going to be about. Howard played that part of the song. Howard said the song was a big hit.
Howard had some audio of Meat Loaf talking about his falling out with Jim Steinman when he had a nervous breakdown.
Howard said Jim and Meat Loaf were never in the rock and roll hall of fame. He said the sold over 100 million albums. He said Jim and Meat Loaf reunited to do Bat out of Hell 2. He said they had a hit with ''I'd Do Anything for Love'' and that was a 12 minute long song. He said Meat Loaf could still be here today if he had just gotten vaccinated. He said some kind of weirdness gets into you. He said Meat Loaf was born as Marvin and he changed his name to Michael. He said he went to court to change it. Howard had some audio of Meat Loaf talking to him about why he changed his name to Michael from Marvin.
Howard said Meat Loaf once told him about having 4 women at once. He said that it was Jeff the Drunk who called in and asked Meat Loaf about that. He played the audio of Jeff calling in and asking if he had ever had a threesome. That's when Meat Loaf told him he had four women at once.
Howard said he's so sorry he died. He said he had fun in his life. He said you're never ready to go unless you're suicidal. Howard asked if you can imagine having four women at once. He said he must have satisfied them all.
Howard said this is a good clip. He said in 2011 he was a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice. He said that's kind of upsetting itself. He said he didn't deserve that. He said Gary Busey was on at the same time and Gary stole Meat's paint. He said Meat Loaf freaked out when Gary stole his paint. He said this is Meat Loaf losing his shit. Howard played the clip of Meat Loaf screaming about the sponges and paint that were stolen.
Howard said you know when things are tough when Gary Busey comes off as the normal one. He said he thinks that he was upset about more than just the paint being stolen. He said it must have brought up stuff from his childhood.
Howard said that Bobo called in last week about not wanting to be in the Wack Pack and he got upset about that. He said that Bobo freaked out that he said he was throwing him out. He said he wanted back in the Wack Pack after that. He said that he got an apology letter from Bobo. He said it was hand written. Howard played a clip of Bobo reading this letter to him. He said it was his letter of ''regretfulness.'' Howard played the clip and Bobo read the letter real slow and he was talking about how he thought he was out of the Wack Pack. Howard said Bobo knew he was in.
Howard had some fan feedback about Bobo's call last week. He read through some of that and people were saying we should all unfollow him again.
Howard had Bobo on the line and he said that he has something called Scatterbrain Syndrome. Bobo said he gets very confused and doesn't see things clearly. He said he's very impulsive and he doesn't pay attention. He said he gets confused and he has clouded judgment. He said he has this scatterbrain syndrome thing. Mariann said his brain isn't cloudy when he is associating his name with the show. She said that he never has an issue with that.
Bobo said over the years Howard has put him in and taken him out of the Wack Pack. He said he was confused about that. Howard asked why he said he wanted to be out of it. Bobo said he didn't say he wanted out. He thought he was out already.
Howard said Bobo went to church and lit a candle for himself to hopefully open up and be more aware. Mariann said that she tells him to keep it real but he just wants to make the call to the show to get in or out.
Howard said he got Bobo's letter and he can show it to Robin. She said it's not as bad as she thought. Howard said Bobo said he now has clarity and he's come to his senses. She said he wrote he has the ''upmost'' sincerity. Howard said Apology has one P and not two. Bobo said ''Oh.'' Howard said it's also ''utmost'' and not ''upmost.''
Mariann said that he should be punished somehow. Bobo said he's willing to take that punishment but he can't have Ralph involved. Howard asked why not. Bobo said he's not making the rules but he wanted him not to call in for 6 months. Mariann said that Bobo knows about what it means to be in the Wack Pack. She said that he knows what it means. Bobo said he has this report card to show that he had this thing as a child. Howard said he might have to take a look at it.
Howard had High Pitch Erik on the line and he said he thinks that he should shut up and listen to him. He said he has a new name for him. He said how about ''Bobo the Brain Functioner Bobo.'' Erik said he doesn't know how to use that brain right. Howard said that's some name he came up with. He said that means that his brain does function. Erik said maybe make it the non-brain functioner. Howard said that would be some punishment.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how he can be a driving instructor if he had this brain dysfunction. Bobo said he was good with some things and not others. Bobo said he always had these brain skills. He said he has this ''congitive'' issues.
A caller said that they should put Ralph on to punish him. Mariann said that he's not being fair and he shouldn't get away with this. Howard said he's going to get the evidence from Bobo. Howard asked what happened in third grade. Bobo said he was told that he had trouble understanding and he had to read things over and over. He said it says it there all in print from 1965. He said that he suffered from all of this.
Howard asked Bobo why he would save that stuff all these years. Bobo said his mother saved it. Howard said he would be so insulted if someone saved that for him. He said he was told he was dull. He said his mother saved it like she was proud of him. Bobo said he turned himself around in high school.
Howard said he has a copy of the report card. He said it does say that he has trouble concentrating. He said he's not serious about his work. He said his mom saved this.
Mariann said he's getting just what he wants. She said that he's getting air time which isn't a punishment at all. She said that Ralph has to give him a punishment. Howard said he's not sure where Ralph is.
Howard said look at this report card. IT says that he has to learn how to leave others alone and be quiet. He said that it says he won't make any attempt at following direction.
Howard said he's not sure where Ralph is. He said he wants to hear what he has to say about a punishment.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he had a brain clot when he voted for Trump. Bobo said he regrets a lot of what he's done. He said he had a temporary brain fog of insanity.
Howard said Ralph isn't there. Mariann said that everyone was texting and tweeting her about how annoyed they were with Bobo. She said that they were really upset with him.
Howard had Bobo Puppet get on to say a few words. Fred did his thing with that. He had Bobo puppet talking about his brain fog and all of that. Mariann said we don't need Bobo because we have the puppet.
Howard took a call from fake Bobo's teacher from third grade who said he wanted to punch him in the face but they weren't allowed to do that. He said his dad should have pulled out and shot Bobo all over his mother's leg.
Gary said they're not able to get in touch with Ralph. He said he must have had a late night.
Howard said he's going to wait for Ralph to make a decision on this. Bobo said he did not say he wanted out of the Wack Pack. He said he was just relieved he was out because people are dying. Howard said alright. He said there's the Bobo story. Howard let him go and played a song parody about him.
Robin said she forgot that he had used ''cogitive'' before. Howard said he has. He said Mariann won't let it go away wither. He said they don't want to let him off the hook. He said poor Bobo.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks that the punishment should be to unfollow Bobo like they did a few years back. He said he was the one who started that #UnfollowBobo movement. Howard said people are very worked up over this.
Howard said they got a lot of other email about Sal's spirituality. He said they said Sal is a fucking wack job with that bird stuff. He read some of the comments and one person did believe Sal. Howard said this person lost their dad and thinks a cardinal visiting was their dad.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks that Bobo should change his name to Dipshit from Florida. He said when High Pitch Erik goes down there to Florida then he gets to tea bag Bobo while he's down there.
Howard said the other person who was a hero last week was Ronnie who gave advice to Chris the caller. He read trough some of the comments they got about the anal discussion they had. He said people wrote in about Vick Lagina who called in during that Ronnie advice segment. Howard said Chris Wilding was in the discussion too. He read some feedback about that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she finds it amazing that Bobo is a person who decided who can drive and who can't. Howard said she has a point. Howard said he says he is a savant and he is good at that one thing.
Howard read some fan feedback about Tan Mom being on the show hiring and firing people in that bit the did.
Ronnie said he remembers going to a temple in Brooklyn and they had a lot of old dudes there. He said it was crazy.
Howard said he has audio of himself reading a prayer at the age of 13. He played that for Ronnie. He played more of Ronnie fucking his prayer up.
Howard said they took all of that audio and made a phony phone call to a radio show. Howard played the call where Chris Wilding called into a show and said that his dad was converting and he was going to be bar mitzvah'd next weekend. He wanted to practice on their show. The hosts were fine with it. Then Chris had Ronnie get on and start doing the prayer. They had Ronnie ask if they were ready to get this shit started. Then he went into the prayer thing and fucked it all up. They had Ronnie getting upset and cursing at the hosts. They hung up on him as soon as they could. It took a bit to hang up though. Chris called back and said that they should have a heart and not hang up like that. He put Ronnie back on and had him cursing the host out again. They had to hang up on him again.
Howard said Ronnie is a hit. He said that guy bosses that woman around on that show. Robin said they have called that show before. She said she remembers the guy getting upset with the woman. Howard said they banned their number so they can't call anymore. He said they blocked them. Howard said Ronnie is a hit so there it is. He said that he's bar mitzvah'd now.
Robin asked if he had a Hebrew name. Howard said it was Rifkin. Ronnie said that's right. Howard said he thought he made that up. Ronnie said it really was Rifkin. Howard said he saw him as a kid and he was kind of chubby. Ronnie said he was.
Robin asked if he was a virgin at 13. Howard said he had something happened at 9 years old. Ronnie said he was dry humping a girl at 9. He said he hadn't had sex yet though. Howard said that's something to get a girl at that age. Howard said some girl at that age showed him her vagina. He said it traumatized the fuck out of him. He said he didn't know what was happening down there. He said he has no memories that young but that sticks out.
Howard said it seems like his dad had a good time with him. Ronnie said he did. He said they were into cars. Howard said his dad didn't have a good time with him. He said he just did the bare minimum he had to do with him. Robin said that was the 50s model. Howard said he didn't seem to enjoy being a dad. He said he seemed to enjoy his sister though. He said maybe because she was a girl. He said he's not sure what the fuck it was with him. He said maybe it was just because he was a shit head. Howard said his dad was just angry all the time.
Howard asked what Ronnie's dad did. Ronnie said his dad was part of a trucking company. He said it was R&M and that was Ronnie and Mel. He said later on in life they owned a Laundromat and he'd go to work with him there. He said his dad seemed to like him being there. He said he was into his friends too. He said he'd take his friends out when they went out to do something cool.
Howard said when he first met Ronnie he was pissed at his dad. He asked what that was. Ronnie said he fucked his mother over so he was upset about that. He said he stopped talking to him. He said when he was with the chick that he was with after his mother she dumped him for some younger guy. He said he got his payback. He said he came to his house in the middle of the night and rang his bell. He said he was crying on his shoulder over all of that and he had no compassion for it. He said he told him to leave. He said when he got sick again he kind of mended fences with him.
Howard said maybe that's why he's in no rush to get married again. Ronnie said definitely. He said he talks about that with his shrink.
Howard said his father didn't want him to have anything to do with his business. He said he told him no when he wanted to get into it.
Howard said he gets envious of that stuff. He said his dad was into him. Ronnie said he was into cars really young and he had a friend who he bought a car with for 50 bucks. He said they had a long driveway and they would see how fast they could go. He said one day his father drove the car out to a drag race track to see how fast it would go. He said they ran it there. He said they lost but it was still fun. He said at the drag race they were able to run the car without a license. He said he was only 15 at the time. He said it was a whole day of getting out there and doing that.
Howard said his father enjoyed him. Ronnie said he did. He said his father had a gun club and he had a junior gun club and it was really cool. He said they had a range in Bayside and his father got permission to shoot there. He said they'd go out on a Monday or Tuesday to shoot. He said it was cool. Robin said she had no idea he had this great relationship with his dad.
Howard said he thought he had a shit relationship with his dad. He said he didn't know all of this either. Howard said this is why he knows he gets nervous. He asked if he ever talked to his dad about the three way he caught him in. Ronnie said he never did.
Howard said his dad must have been some cocksman to get another woman in bed. He said that he gave her anal too. Ronnie said he just assumes that. He said from the way it looked and sounded he thinks that's what it was. He said he was giving instructions and it was just really weird. Robin asked how he saw this under the door. Ronnie said he could see feet hanging off the bed. He said you could see what they were doing. He said they were either doing anal or doggy style. He said they weren't on all fours though. He said they were flat laying on the bed.
Howard said Ronnie is like a sex detective. Ronnie said he remembers it like it was yesterday. He said the bar mitzvah stuff he can't remember.
Howard asked if his dad had a big cock. Ronnie said one time he came home late and opened the refrigerator. He said he turned around and his old man was there naked with a gun pointed at him. He said he thought someone broke into the house. He said he was naked and he saw his cock. He said his dad asked why he didn't turn the fucking lights on. He said he had a .357 Magnum there standing there naked. He said his dick was big too. He said it was fucking weird to see. He said he turned to him and asked what the fuck he was doing. He said his dad old him he should have turned on a light and he'd know it was him.
Howard said his dad had a pretty big penis too. He said he took after his mom's father and he probably had a small dick too. He said he's happy being on his mom's side of the family. He said he's hung like his mother but that's okay. He said his dick is fine but it would be better if he was bigger. He said weirdly he's about 6 inches hard but flaccid it would be hard to measure.
Howard asked Ronnie if he has a big dick. Ronnie said he's average. Howard said he thinks his mother has a pretty big opening so they were a good fit. Ronnie said his dad's was really thick. Howard said he thinks his dad was too. Howard asked if he ever saw his mom naked. Ronnie said once he did. He said he walked into the bathroom by mistake once. He said she had just gotten out of the shower. He said it was embarrassing for him. Howard said he did the same thing. He said her bush was hanging down to her thighs. He said she had some rack on her. He said he asked her once why she didn't shave down there. He said she just doesn't do that. He said it was like an insult to her. He said just take a little care down there. He said she didn't put any effort into that bush. He said she had those big, giant nips that scared the fuck out of him too. He said he took it all in when he saw her. He said they were like two giant speed bags. He said they were like giant farm girl tits. Robin said she's not sure what that means. Howard said they served a lot of buttermilk. He said they were like udders.
Howard said his father was pretty big and his mother was able to handle it. He said good times as they say. He said they've run out of time. He said tomorrow they'll talk to Johnny Knoxville. He did a live commercial read and ended the show around 10:25am.
Howard started the show talking about the mash up of The Great American Nightmare and the Jackass theme song the had at the start of the show. Howard said he likes that.
Howard said he's excited to talk to Johnny today. He said he knows the movie is coming out in theaters. He said it was great to go see them in the theater when the other Jackass movies came out. He said there are movies he likes to see at home. He said he doesn't want to be around people with some movies but the Jackass movies are great to be around people for. He said he remembers the one scene where Johnny was farting in a yoga studio. He said it was great when he ran out like he had shit his outfit.
Howard said Jackass is his kind of comedy. He said he remembers Will the Farter being in one of the Jackass movies. He said he thinks he was farting into musical instruments. He said he was in Jackass 3D. He said they had him blow a fart into a cigarette and then Bam smoked it and threw up. He said that's what he loves about those movies and he gets that kind of thing on the show. He said that farting will always be funny no matter how horrible the world gets.
Howard said imagine there are places where you can't vote for who you want in charge. He said places like China, Russia and others are like that. He said he doesn't get why people would want that here. He said people are ready to give up that for Trump. He said the biggest disgrace was seeing Rush Limbaugh get a medal around his neck. He said it was the medal of freedom. He said there was nothing more offensive than that in those four years. He said it was a nightmare.
The caller said he wants to offer a rebuttal. Howard said he's thinking about a Fleetwood Mac album. He said he's thinking about the Jimi Hendrix Experience album too. He said he's getting to be an old man. He said every song on that album is mind blowing. He said even every song is great. He said that he has to think about the Pearl Jam album Ten. He said that's a great one too. He said Eddie Vedder sent him his new album and the first three songs off of that are great. He said they're some of the best songs he's heard in a long time.
Howard said he's going with the Beatles Revolver, Zeppelin II and something else. He took a call from Gary audio book who was going over his top 10 list. He ended up hanging up on him when he mentioned a Steely Dan album.
Howard said we don't all know that he's a Bruce Springsteen fan. He said that's what he said in that clip. He said Gary thinks he's the star. He said Gary is so taken with himself. He said everyone knows what he's a fan of, not Gary. He did his impression of Gary for a minute talking about that. He said what a pompous thing to put in his book. Howard said he really doesn't know that Gary is a Springsteen fan. He said he barely remembers it. He said he's been his boss for 40 years.
Robin said Gary talked about how he used to be able to listen to ever song. She asked why it's still on the list then. Howard said Gary has more free time than ever now. He said he can go in the attic and listen to his music now. He said he had the nerve to say he likes this working from home thing. He said he doesn't want to go back to the studio. Howard said he's going back. He said he can't wait to get back to the studio so they can watch everything he's doing. He said they're going to have a viewing party for what he's doing.
Howard said he's told Gary over the years that he has to understand that the little minutia on the show isn't what everyone knows. He said people lie Mariann from Brooklyn know. He said some people kind of know who's who on the show. He said most people don't listen that closely. He said that Gary thinks everyone knows he's a Bruce Springsteen fan. He said no one knows that. He said it's maddening. He said he's explained this to Gary. He said most people think he works with Robin Givens. He said Robin has been with him for 40 years and he says her name Robin Quivers over and over and people still think he works with Robin Givens. He said Gary thinks he over explains everything. He said he has to. He said Gary wrote this book and he thinks everyone knows he likes Bruce. He said he has to hear that clip again. He told the guys to call in again with that. He said Gary thinks everyone knows that he likes. He said that would be like Letterman's producer thinking everyone knows what he likes. He said no one knows. He did his impression of Gary talking about that and goofed on him for a few minutes.
Howard took another call from Gary audio book and they replayed the clip. Howard hung up on him quickly saying he can't take it. He said that you have to explain to people who the people are on the how and no one is listening to every minute of what they have to say. He said he's told Gary this over the years and he doesn't get it.
Howard said getting back to his favorite albums. He was still on the Gary list thing and getting more and more upset. He said no one cares what albums Gary would take to a desert island. He said Gary has ruined his day and he hasn't even spoken to him. He said it was just audio clips.
Howard said his mom wasn't feeling well so he had to deal with that yesterday. He said she's not okay. He said she's miserable. He said he wishes he could wave a magic wand over her. He said Beth told him he can't fix her because he's not Jesus. Howard said he kind of is though. He said that his mother has been suffering her whole life. He said she talks about how horrible things are. He said it's become engrained in him that he has to save her. He said thank god for Dr. Shlofmitz. He said his mother was in pain and he asked if she told Dr. Shlofmitz about that. He said she did and he wants her to see a specialist. Robin asked if meditation helps her. Howard said he asked her. He said she meditated her right into a situation. He said meditation helps but she's 93 years old. He said his dad isn't fun anymore. He said she's wrecked. He said she has a shitty situation. He said he tried to calm her down last night.
Howard said his mother asked if his sister knows she was at the doctor. He said he has no idea. He said if she told her then she knows. Howard said he was working yesterday.
Robin said she remembers Tony Randall having kids at the age of 80. She said she remembers seeing them walking down the street and the wife and kids were half a block ahead. She said he wasn't able to keep up with them. She said it was really awful to see.
Howard got back to the three album thing. He said Sgt. Peppers, Zeppelin II and Jimi Hendrix Experience is what he's going with. The caller said how about Boston's first album. Howard said no. He said it's a great album but not the top 3 of all time. Howard told him to get off the phone. The caller said he's sorry this turned on Gary. Howard said Gary fucked the whole thing up.
Howard said he has a game to play. He said he'll mention 2 concerts he can go to and he has to pick the one he'd go to. He had Cream or Jimi Hendrix. Kyle the caller picked Jimi. Howard said of course. He said as great as Cream is you'd go to Jimi.
Howard asked Kyle if he'd go to Zeppelin or the Beatles. Howard played some of their songs to help him pick. Kyle went with Zeppelin. Howard said he saw them in their prime and he'd go to the Beatles. He said he's wrong.
Howard asked Kyle if he'd go see Black Sabbath or Allman Brothers Band. Kyle went with Black Sabbath. Howard said he agrees with him on that. He said he got that one right.
Howard asked Kyle if he'd see Prince or James Brown. He played a song from both. Kyle said he'd go see James Brown. Howard said of course. He said he's right again. He said he was the closest thing to god live you could see. He said that Prince didn't perform with the lights on so fuck that guy. He said he was unbelievably great though.
Howard asked Kyle if he would rather see John Lennon at the height of his solo career or David Bowie. He played a couple of their songs. Howard said you have to make a choice. Kyle said this is tough. He said he thinks he'd go with John Lennon. Howard said he thinks he would too. Robin said she'd go with Bowie. Howard said he might have to throw her off the show. Robin said goodbye!
Howard asked Kyle if he would go to see Queen or Van Halen in their prime. Kyle said he's going to go see Queen. He said they were great and you can't pass them up. Howard said he's wrong. He said he'd go see Van Halen. Howard said he loves Queen but come on. He said seeing Eddie Van Halen play is something. He said Brian May is great but Eddie was the greatest guitar player of all time. Robin said in terms of front men... Howard said he'll give her that. Howard said Van Halen was great. He said there are a bunch of clunkers in the Queen catalog. Howard said Kyle did well. He said if he had lost he'd have Benjy moving into his apartment with him.
Howard said David Lee Roth was great in his prime. He said it was spectacular to see. Robin said Freddie was great too. Howard said he never got to see him. He said he did see Sammy Hagar with Van Halen and it was great. Robin said she saw both. Howard said she always has to win.
Howard asked where Gary is. He said he should come out and take his beating when he's going off on him. Gary said his mother yelled at him and he's there to take the abuse. Howard said he is yelling at Gary instead of his mother. He sang about all of that to the theme of Robin's news.
Howard said Gary put together that list of either ors. He said he was the one who came up with that. He said people think he's his big tooth punching bag but he came up with that. He said he'll apologize to him after the show.
Howard asked Gary if he understands his point about people not knowing that Springsteen is his favorite. Gary said if you read the book you'd know by that point. Howard said fair enough. He said he apologizes then. He said he's tired from all of this. He said he's done enough show for the day.
Robin said she saw that Valerie Bertinelli has written a book and she says that Eddie was the love of her life. She said she has had another husband so she wonders how that guy feels. She said she's now divorced from that guy. She must have still be in love with Eddie.
Howard said he used up all of his energy and he can't go on with the show. He said he's out of gas. He said it's all Gary's fault that he has to stop. He said he can't do the Johnny Knoxville interview. He said he's exhausted.
Howard said that he was getting aggravated about how this misinformation gets out there. He said there are about 12 sources that make stuff up about the vaccine. He said he and Joe used to be friendly but not so much these days. Pocket said he gets $100 million for that show. Howard said he's for any performer that can get paid. He said you know how he feels about that.
Howard said its not easy to make that kind of money. He said it's not easy to attract an audience. He said he's not versed in what Joe is saying about the vaccine. He said he has no idea if he's vaccinated. Robin said he did get COVID and he used Ivermectin to get over it. Howard said that he knows.
Howard said Neil young was talking about how he contracted Polio and it's plagued him his whole life. He said he has no feeling in the left side of his body. He said Neil was talking about how everyone got the Polio vaccine to save other people. He said he talked about how important the COVID vaccine was. He said he finally said if Spotify isn't going to fact check then he wants nothing to do with this organization. He said that he's against censorship but when it come to life and death kind of stuff it's different. He said that Meat Loaf would rather die than take that vaccine and now he's dead because of that. He said that Meat Loaf should have taken the vaccine. He said Neil Young can do no wrong. He said he's a man of conviction. He said this is Neil's belief and he bows to no man or woman or corporation. Robin said he takes a stand. Howard said he does. He said he doesn't conform. He said that his album Harvest was so great. He said he had some great stuff with Crosby Stills and Nash too. He said how about Crazy Horse.
Howard said he admires Neil Young. He said there was a letter that he wrote to his management team about why he wants off of Spotify. He said he asked to be removed from the service. Howard read more of the article. He said he doesn't want to see anyone canceled. He said that he's behind Neil if he wants his music off the service. He said everything here is about money. He said if the feel like they're going to lose money from this then the might do something about it.
Howard said he has something with Candace Owens about the vaccine. He said if you hear stuff like this all day long people start to believe it. He said that people are dying from this COVID. He said it's really dangerous to play with life and death like that. He said it's not funny.
Robin said she was reading about how more republicans are dying than democrats. She said she's not sure why they're like that. Howard said Neil also stopped Trump when he was using his music to walk out to.
Howard said if he went on the radio every day and said he believes that people are driving on the wrong side of the highway he thinks he'd get in trouble. He said you don't give out shitty medical information. He said there are just some things you don't do. Robin said there are people who give out that information and they end up dying from their own advice. Howard said Trump and Bill O'Reilly went out on tour and Trump got booed for saying he got vaccinated. He said he was shocked by that.
Howard said this is Candace Owens talking about the vaccine and Trump. She was talking about how he came from before TV and internet came out and they read things in the paper and believed it. She said she thinks he only reads the mainstream media news. Howard said Trump believes that vaccines work because they had things like Polio when he was growing up. He said that doing your own research is going to some whacko's web site where they make up conspiracy theories. He said his answer on Neil Young is that he's a man of conviction and he wants nothing to do with Spotify over what information was given out.
Robin said she's not sure why the letter was taken down. Howard said Neil Young also removed his music from Spotify a few years ago because of the quality.
Pocket said it's a shitty situation. He said that we have science on our side and we can protect ourselves. Howard said he hit it right on the head. He thanked him for the call.
Robin said we're giving COVID to animals now. She said it's really bad now. She said the had some ferrets who were infected and they had to euthanize them all. Robin said Deer get it and other wild animals are getting it from us. Howard said it's out of control.
Howard said it sounds like he loves and hates him. He said he's not sure what's going on there. He said he has whiplash from that. He said he loves him and hates him. He said he's all over the place.
Howard answered a knock at the door from fake Alex Jones who basically said what those clips had just said but his connection was better sounding than the clips Howard played.
Howard spent a couple of minutes with fake Alex ranting about Trump. Howard said it sounds like he doesn't think Trump is crazy enough anymore. Alex went on and on about loving and hating Trump. He said he has to get back to his show. He said he should get Bill Gates in their first. He said he had him on as Gates-Dini like Howard's JDini. Howard said that was way funnier than JDini.
Alex went into an ad for a sponsor on his show. Howard asked if he ever relaxes at all. Alex wended up going into another commercial read for a sleep helper. Robin asked more que tons and Alex was going on and on with his rants. Howard thanked him for coming on. He let him get in his final plugs.
Howard did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and talked up the song they were playing. He said Robin Trower was in Procol Harum. He said he went solo in 1971. Robin asked what happened to Procol Harum. Howard said they were great too. He said he loved Whiter Shade of Pale. He said Billy Joel loved it too and performed it on their show. He said Robin Trower is a real man. He said just listen to that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she needs some help. She said that she and her brother used to spend hours talking about Howard. She said that she dates non-Jewish men and her brother stopped talking to her. Howard asked the caller, Michelle, if she's a little person. She said she's not but she sounds like one. Howard said it sounds like her dating non Jews and her brother doesn't like it. Howard asked who wants to talk to their family about who they date. Michelle said they used to spend hours talking about the show. Howard said he heard that. He said her brother sounds like a goofball. He said if he's against her dating someone non-Jewish then he's the one with the problem. He asked if he told her why he's so adamant about it. Michelle said they had a rough childhood and her siblings were her best friends. She said that he must be angry at the world and he's taking it out on her.
Howard said years ago his mother wasn't as enlightened. He said that his sister wasn't into dating Jewish guys. He said his mother would cry and yell about it. He said he's not sure what's so great about Jewish guys. He said that his mother would say that they had one more knock against them. Howard said he ended up getting lectured over the whole thing. He said his mother and sister had knock down drag out fights over that. He said his mother would scream asking what she was doing. He said his sister was very strong minded and said ''fuck you.'' He said that she wasn't even religious. Michelle said that's the same as her.
Howard said he's trying to give Michelle his wisdom but she's talking under them. Michelle said she agrees with Howard on what he was saying.
Howard said his parents were pissed off about Germany. He said his mother got pissed off about a spoon that was made there and threw it out. He said later in her life she got more enlightened and she doesn't know what she was so upset about. He said who cares who you love. He said love is the answer as the Beatles said.
Howard said he has Michelle's brother Michael on the phone. He took the call from a guy doing a little person voice. He was going off on her for calling the biggest Jew ever. He said she's bringing shame on the family. Howard told him he has the premise wrong. It was Chris Wilding doing the impression so Howard went off on him for getting it so wrong. He said you have to understand what the brother is saying. Howard hung up on him and told Michelle that her brother will come around eventually. Michelle thanked him for that. Howard said it's a silly discussion. He said you can't live your life by what other people want you to do.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if his sister had to go through the struggles he had to in school. Howard said his sister is 4 years older and she didn't have the same issues. He said she was lucky. He said she was a blond and kind of a hottie. The caller asked if she has big boobs like her mother. Howard said she has big tits just like his mother. He said they all have big, thick titties in the Stern family. He said his sister is great. He said she's not jealous of him or anything.
Howard said JD is very gracious for someone who does nothing for the team. Robin said he is the center of the Bengals organization. Howard said Richard was also excited about the Chiefs beating the Bills. He had some audio of them freaking out about their win.
Howard said the Chiefs will be playing against the Bengals and JD and Richard placed a bet. He said that if the Chiefs wins then JD has to let Richard look at his penis for 60 seconds. Howard read some feedback about that bet and about the football talk they had yesterday.
Howard said Richard's dad was fired up about the Chiefs. He said he left Richard a message. He played the call that his dad made about them winning. Richard's dad said that he's not sure who is going to pay for their cardiologist or whatever they're called.
Howard said the got a lot of mail about Bobo and how they want him punished. Howard said he asked him not to let Ralph chose the punishment. Howard took a call from Ralph and said he has to hold off on that because they're close to getting to Johnny Knoxville. He said maybe they can do that tomorrow. Ralph said he's cool with that. Howard let Bobo know that's the deal. Bobo said he just wants to say that he asks the Stern Show court to think clearly about his lack of ''congitive'' ability. Ralph said that he is considering that. He said he's just making recommendations to Howard who will be the final judge.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who told Bobo to stop begging. She said he's so stupid. She told Ralph to make the sentence strong. She told them to see what he's up to using the Wack Pack name all over. Ralph said he has all of that information already. Howard said he'll talk to them tomorrow about this. Ralph said he can be bribed so he'll give Bobo his Venmo.
Howard said they talked to Ronnie yesterday and played some audio of him doing a Jewish prayer. He said people find it hard to believe that he's Jewish after hearing that. He red some feedback about that. Howard played a song the guys put together with Ronnie trying to read that prayer.
Howard said Ronnie did open up about his relationship with his father. He said he was really there for him. He read some feedback about that. He had some feedback about Ronnie talking about dry humping a girl when he was 9 years old too.
Howard said they got so many emails. He said people are excited about High Pitch Erik and Debbie the Cum Lady. He read some feedback about that. They had quite a bit about that subject. People were thinking that Erik may not ever make it there and if he does he may not be able to perform for Debbie. Howard had some audio of the porn star he was with years ago talking about how he never finished even though he thought he did. Robin said that nothing will happen and the listeners who think they'll be disgusted won't be.
Howard said last week Debbie sent Erik a video of herself masturbating to the thought of Erik. He played some of the audio for Robin.
Howard had a clip of Erik talking about what he did when he got that video. In that clip Erik said that was so fucking hot. He said his dick was getting hard. He said that he ran into the living room and got some baby wipes. He said he ran into his bathroom and opened the toilet seat and shot his load in his toilet. Robin said that can't be true. Howard said Erik made this recording of himself jerking off to that Debbie clip. Howard said this is an exclusive. Howard played the clip and Erik went into his deep voice and kept saying Debbie's name and talking dirty to her. He said his tits were in her breasts. He said that he was whacking himself off. Howard said that's his boy. He said he's so proud. Robin said he said his tits were in her breasts. Howard said maybe he was jerking off. He said guys get crazy.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how Erik goes from High Pitch Erik to Low Pitch Erik when he's jerking off. Howard said maybe that's an indication he was jerking off for real. He said he did get that deep voice. He said that they did see video of his cock hard and it was like 1 or 2 inches. He said he has him beat.
The caller asked Howard if he'd interview his sister about their upbringing before he retires. Howard said he might be able to do that. He said he thinks she sees things differently. The caller said he'd like to hear her perspective. He said he'd like to hear his parents since they seem to still be pretty cognitive. Howard said his sister thinks that their father was the really kind and capable one. He said they see things differently. Howard said it's interesting the way she sees things.
The caller asked if he can hear him clearly with his Airpods on. Howard said he can. He said sometimes they don't work but his are working. Howard said maybe you can have a good connection on them. He said he has a full headphone setup he uses. He said they're the Beats headphones. He said that he got Beth a pair for Christmas. He said they work great but they're like the old fashioned kind of thing.
Howard said that caller said he was calling from Jupiter. He said that we're the only people in this universe and it's a miracle that we exist. He said you'd think that we'd do something to keep this planet clean and safe. He said we don't. Robin said you don't shit on things when you really appreciate them. Howard said he once talked to an old lady and she said she doesn't recycle because she'll be dead. He said that's so fucking selfish. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Howard came back and talked about the Queens of the Stone Age song that was playing. He said this is the kind of song he'd write if he could write a song. He said Dave Grohl plays drums on this song. Robin said she had no idea.
Howard said his next guest is someone who everyone admires. He said his wife finds him very attractive. He said Beth says that he's so good looking. Howard said he tells her he's not though. He said that Johnny isn't that good looking.
Howard said he loves this riff that they use in Jackass. Johnny said they picked a few songs and he just liked The Minutemen and it was a good hook. Howard said it's goofy enough that you don't take it too seriously. He said they must make a fortune from the song when they use it. Johnny said the lead singer is dead now but they do deserve whatever they make. Howard said he never heard of the band before this. He asked Johnny what the best three bands of all time are. Johnny said he loves The Replacements, The Clash, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash and Roger Allan Wade. He said that's his cousin. Howard said it's so interesting to him. He said it depends on where you grew up. He said he loves other bands like the Rolling Stones too.
Howard asked when he knew he liked doing stunts and stuff. Johnny said he wasn't as fearless as some. He said he's not fearless. Howard said he has fear then. Johnny said he does but he can overcome it. Howard asked what the psychology is there. He asked what the thought process is. Johnny said he loves bulls and he knows there's a lot on the line when he goes in the ring. He said he's at his most fearful about 2 or 3 days outside of the stunt. He said on the day he just wants to do it and get it done. He said he convinces himself that's just what he's doing that day and get it done.
Howard said he can't be doing this for the money. He said he heard that he's worth like $75 million. Johnny said Google is never right. Howard said it can't be about the money now. Johnny said it's not. Howard said he made videos and he did it for his friends. Johnny said he didn't start doing the stunts until his wife got pregnant. He said he was working in a restaurant and he had to do something to make money. He said he wrote an article about self defense devices. He said he was inserting himself into the article and he would test the equipment. He said that's how he got into all of this.
Howard said Johnny used to write him when he was like 16 years old trying to get on the show. He said the had to say no to him. He said that stuff was inside of him. Johnny said he was like 27 or 28 when he wrote in. He said he had a 2 or 3 year old kid at the time. Howard said he thought it was some dopey kid. Johnny said he was over the hill already when he wrote in.
Johnny said he had a lot of people helping him out getting into the business. Howard said he has seen that video of him taking the gun to his bullet proof vest. Johnny said it was a .38. He said that's all the vest was warranted for. He said it would take a .38 hopefully. Howard said he watched that and it's madness. He said so many things can go wrong with a gun. He said if you hold it the wrong way he could have shot himself in the head. He said he was good with it and shot himself in the center of the vest. He said he was able to do it and live and survive. He said that's the most hard core thing ever. Howard asked why he never did that in Jackass. Johnny said he did it for a skate boarding magazine and by that time it had been seen. He said they were worried about imitation too. He said guns are a little gnarly. Howard said it's so hard core. He said he knows it turns out fine but he thinks he's going to kill himself.
Howard said he doesn't have that gene in him to just go for it. Johnny said maybe it was in him but he did acquire it. Howard said he and his wife think he's so normal outside of the Jackass stuff. He said he's fucking insane though. He said there's something that happens in people. He said his life is pretty normal other than that stuff in front of the camera. He said it's really remarkable.
Howard said he was watching the movie and he gets in the ring with the bull again. He said he gets horribly hurt every time. He said this bull threw him like a mother fucker. He said he got a concussion and broke his wrist and ribs. He said he even lost his cognitive abilities for months after that. Johnny said he did. Howard asked if the wife tells him to stop it. Johnny said that the whole family is against it. He said he lost his cognitive abilities. He said that he took some tests and he scored a 17 on the attention test out of 100. Howard asked if that scares him. He said Johnny laughs at it. Johnny said he laughs now. He said at the time he was worried. He said he had to go through treatments for it. He said they had to buzz his head with magnets to get him help. He said that was to help with his cognitive skills and his depression. He said he was trying to edit the movie but he couldn't sit still.
Howard said he'll never understand him. He said he thinks about this stuff and how he thinks he knows him but he really doesn't. He asked who the fuck he is. He said it's so complex. Johnny said Jimmy Kimmel calls him a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Howard said he wouldn't go anywhere near his set. He said Eric Andre is in the movie and he gets smacked in the balls. He said Machine Gun Kelly gets smacked in the head and thrown in the water. He said that shit hurts. Johnny said that they get the full treatment. He said Howard would be safe on the set. He said they would not go after him. He said that he asked Tremaine, the director, about Eric Andre and if he gets the full treatment. He said they say ''Kill 'em.'' and he goes for it. He said the have discussions ahead of time about what they're going to do. He said they know who wants to deal with it.
Howard said that you don't know what's going to happen on set. Howard said he'd have a heart attack.
Howard asked how he got to know Eric Andre. Johnny said he met him at a movie premiere and then he started hanging up with him. Howard said Eric is the one who came up with Prostate Karaoke on the show. He said that's when he knew he was a genius.
Howard asked Johnny about the bull stunt and how long he was out. Johnny said he was out for at least a minute. He said he was out and he had no memory of anything. He said he was saying he thought that Obama was the president and then he remembered it was Trump.
Howard asked how much time he was in the hospital. Johnny said it was a couple of days. He said he had bleeding on his brain so they had to keep him here until it stopped.
Howard asked if he can talk to his therapist about why he's so into danger. He said he used to keep it from the therapist. Johnny said he can. He said after the bull hit he thinks he's done enough. He said he has nothing to prove now. He said he doesn't need to do large stunts anymore. He said it ma have to do with his self worth. He said he doesn't know. He said he has to discuss it with her.
Howard asked if he thinks he's worthless and doesn't deserve anything good. Johnny said sometimes in his weak moments he feels like he's an imposter and doesn't deserve to be where he's at. He said other times he thinks he does deserve it and he worked hard for it. He said there are times he doesn't believe in himself. He said that it's kind of a battle. Howard said he hears him and he can relate to that.
Howard asked if he thinks in a way that he has to step up so the other guys can step up and do stunts. Johnny said that is part of it. He said that a stunt can change you forever.
Howard said he saw the guy doing the pogo stick to the dick. He said it could go wrong and take out his dick or something. He said Steve-O does the bee hive on his dick and it's amazing they have that in them that the can just go for it. He said that millions of kids are going to stare at it and think it's the funniest thing they've ever seen. Johnny said he thinks that what drives them is that if they can make each other laugh then they can make other people laugh. He said if everyone is laughing they think it's good. He said if Jeff Tremaine is laughing then he thinks that it's good. He said that if he has a terrified look on his face then they have something. He said it depends on how it plays in the room.
Howard asked if he thinks about the concussions and how he could end up with dementia. He asked if he thinks about that and if he has any issues remembering stuff. Johnny said he has thought about it. He said as he's gotten older he does get more forgetful. He said he also has a really good memory on other things. He said he tries to keep his brain as nimble as possible. He said when he's writing or reading you're exercising your brain. He said he tries to do that every day. He said he does try to just live his life and not worry about it but it is in the back of his mind.
Howard asked if living every day life is a drag for him. He said he must think about how boring stuff is every day. Johnny said he can turn it on and off. He said he is very situational. He said when he's on the set he knows to turn it on. He said when he's at home he's just dad. He said he loves playing with the kids and taking them skate boarding and coaching his son's baseball team. He said he loves all of that. He said he doesn't long for it. He said this last concussion he did slip into a bit of a depression. He said that hasn't happened before. He said he can't take more hits to the head.
Howard asked what kind of depression he was going through. Johnny said his brain was just playing tricks on him. He said he got really depressed and he'd focus on a lot of things. He said that he had to start medication for the first time in his life. He said it's an antidepressant. He said he's been on that since Spring. He said that turned him around. He said it was a really hard recovery from this last injury. He said he's great now. He said he feels the healthiest he's ever been. Howard asked what he's on. Johnny said he's on Lexipro. Howard asked if he just lost all motivation. Johnny said he did. He said that his mood was low and it really had a profound effect on him. He said he was scared that he was going to be like that forever. He said he got on the medication and he felt himself turn around in a couple of weeks. He said he was relieved. He said it as scary.
Howard said that the brain going into a depression would scare the living hell out of him. He said that's no joke. Johnny said it was no joke. He said he's happy he's on the other side of it now. He said it was a dark time in his life.
Howard asked at what age the kids get to see him doing the stunts. He asked if his son wants to do that kind of thing. Johnny said he has that same gene that he and his father had. He said the make it clear to him that he's not going to do stunts and he's going to go to school. He said he can see him easily go that direction if they're not on top of it. He said the kids don't need to see him getting hurt really bad. He said he has shown them some stuff that's not inappropriate. He said in large they don't see it. He said Rocco didn't know he did stunts. He said the thought he was just the silly embarrassing dad. He said one day Rocco came home and said ''Jackass!'' He said they had never brought it up to him. He said he wanted to know because his friends told him about it.
Howard said he made the mistake of telling his kids that he wasn't himself on radio. He said it is him though. Johnny said that it is part of him but he doesn't show the kids that because that's not appropriate. Howard said they do go and look at it and then the action begins. He said that's a whole can of worms.
Howard said Johnny is good at coming up with the stunts. He said you're proud of it and you want the kid to see it but you can't show them. Johnny said he is proud of Jackass. He said as absurd as it is he is proud of it. He said the world likes it. He said they never thought anyone would go see the movies. He said they're constantly surprised by the success they have. He said in another way he doesn't want his son following in his footsteps. He said he would like to see him do whatever he has passion for. He said that's how he feels. He said if he was going to be selfish he'd want him pitching for the Atlanta Braves or something. He said his son has a great arm. He said his fingers are crossed.
Howard said this is one movie he thinks you have to see in a theater. He asked if this is coming out theatrically. Johnny said its coming out February 4th. He said that you do want to be in the theater to see it. He said Steve-O said that you don't want to be on a roller coaster alone and that's what he thinks about this movie. He said you want everyone to be safe but you do need to watch it in a theater.
Howard said he's thinking that Paramount wanted them to make another movie. He said the last one was out 10 years ago. He said the budget is like 5 or 6 million and they made $170 million last time. Johnny said that they are low and they participate in the back end so they want it to be low.
Howard asked what the big expense is with the movies. Johnny said the first one was shot like a punk show. He said the last one was shot like a Rolling Stones show. He said that the have to get unionized and it keeps getting bigger and bigger. He said they keep the heart of it in line with what they've seen in the past. He said it's hard to do that when you have a big production. He said that they have cameras with assistant cameras now. He said they have to think small.
Howard said he resisted doing a movie for 10 years and he was honest about it. He didn't want more concussions and stuff. He said he did write down ideas for 10 years though. He asked how many things he came up with. He said he must keep a journal or something. Johnny said he would type it and email it to himself. He said he did that for 10 years. He said he didn't know if he wanted to do another movie. He said he didn't feel like he really needed to do another movie. He said all that time he knew he should keep writing just in case. He said around 2018 he started to get that feeling again that he wanted to do another one. He said he couldn't stop his thoughts until he got Jeff Tremaine in for a meeting. He said it was in 2018 that his father was really sick. He said he had lost his mother in 2017. He said his dad took a turn for the worse and he had to go back. He said his dad loved Jackass and he was going to tell him this news. He said he got to the hospital and his sister started crying when he got there. He said he had just missed that last minute with him. He said he wanted to tell him he loved him and he was going to do another film. He said that was tough. He said he still thinks about it. He said he did know he loved him though.
Howard said if you think about it if his father loved the movies he liked seeing him get hurt. Johnny said no one in his family likes him doing the stunts. Howard said he admires him as a person and he loves when he goes into that yoga studio and farts. He said he has watched that like 100 times. He said that was years ago. He said that was really good. He said he loves seeing him doing those stunts. He said he loves the old man with the balls hanging out stuff. He said this movie is funny as hell.
Howard said he noticed that they have a couple of black guys and a woman in the Jackass movie now. He asked if they were told to get that more diverse or what. Johnny said they knew they wanted more cast members and they just reached out to some people the knew. He said that they found Rachel and they wanted to open it up to more people. He said they wanted to bring some girls in. He said that he didn't know Rachel but he was a fan of her's on Instagram. He said she's super smart and her family are attorneys and judges. Howard said she's funny.
Howard asked whose idea it was to give the scorpion sting to the lips. Johnny said he thinks that Jeff came up with that. He said Rachel is tough. He said they would have her do things and she would lick the stun gun and things like that. He said it didn't really phase her. He said if one of the guys did it they'd be screaming and fall over. He said she's tough as nails.
Howard said he loves Jackass and what he loves is guys taking out their penises and doing shit with them. He said the movie opens up with an attack and it's a huge production. He said it's Godzilla attacking a village and it's a guy's cock and balls playing Godzilla. Howard said he didn't know a penis could flatten out so much. Johnny said that's Pontius. He said he has a big one in his pants. He said Steve-O has a nice one but Pontius has a bigger one.
Howard asked if he doesn't show his because it's not that big. Johnny said his looks like an egg in a nest. Howard said yes. He knows what that's like. Johnny said his isn't the smallest or biggest but you know.
Howard said when they do the movies do they have everyone sign stuff because they are doing life threatening stunts. He said they know they are but they must have to sign an agreement about it. Johnny said he doesn't think they sign any agreement like that. He said they all know what they're getting into but they don't sign anything. He said they do have insurance but on the TV show he thinks they may have lost their insurance at some point. He said they insure them as a whole now but they did one bit they were going to do one that had a 10 million deducible. He said there's a surgery required and they may do that some day. He said they may have to go down to Tijuana to do it.
Howard said it must drive him crazy when they can't do a bit they come up with. Johnny said people have to see this and then they tell you that you can't do it. He said you try to let it work out of your system but it hurts.
Howard said one of the newer guys was doing a stunt and he's sitting there with meat in his underpants and a grizzly bear comes in and starts gnawing at his dick. Johnny was laughing as Howard described it. Howard asked what the insurance says about that bit. Johnny said there are things that you get to and you just don't know. He said that was Ehren McGhehey who did that. He explained the bit and how that works. He said if you don't give a reward to the bear they may get aggressive and rip a dick off. He said they did have to be careful with all of that.
Howard asked if Paramount put pressure on them to do another movie. Johnny said they weren't pressuring them. He said that he would get email from the cast every year and they were angry at him when he wasn't doing anything. He said by 2018 he got an email and he was ready to do it. He said that they set up a dinner with everyone to let them know they were going to do another one.
Howard said that it kind of sucks to be Johnny because you think about the other guys who may need money. He said they can get angry at him. He said that's his creative process though. He said he had to be excited to do it. Johnny said he can't let that affect their decision to make a movie. He said he can only agree to do it when he has that feeling to do it. He said he has to have that overwhelming feeling.
Howard said he's impressed with Steve-O's sobriety and how he steps up and does the stunts. He said he's kind of a kindred spirit to him. He said the new guy Poopies is great too. He said he didn't like that name at first but he liked it by the end of the movie. He said Steve-O is just so good though. Johnny said that Steve steps up and does it head on. Howard asked how Steve-O got sober. He said that he was eating cocaine like he eats food. He said he was out of control. Johnny said it's willingness. He said you can't force someone to get sober. He said that they did 5150 him but he was inside and he wanted to get sober while he was inside. He said he's had to work his ass off to stay sober and it's worked.
Howard said with the shit he does to his body it's not surprising he was an addict. He said that it's shocking that Johnny isn't an addict. He said Steve is great in the movie and he really admires him.
Howard said that Steve-O was holing out for more money and he did get it. He said he did apologize to him after. Johnny said it was intense with the negotiations. He said that Steve got angry with them and he got upset with Steve. Howard asked why that is. Johnny said it was more than holding up production. He said things got personal and kind of ugly. He said he could have handled it better and Steve-O said he could have too. He said they had a sit down and a talk and aired things out. He said you can't go into that with resentment. He said you can't have your life on the line and have resentment. He said everyone has to be in a positive mood. He said he's proud of Steve and what they did. He said that he's proud of him every day.
Howard asked if that's what happened with Bam on the set. Johnny said there's litigation going on so he's not sure how much he can say about it. He said they love Bam and they wanted him in the movie. He said he just loves the guy and wants to see him get better and healthy. He said they all love Bam. He said you can't help them unless they want the help. He said Steve wanted the help and there was willingness. He said they want that for Bam.
Howard said he sees Johnny as the leader over there and he doesn't want to deal with all of that. Johnny said it's part of the job. He said they have to deal with it.
Howard said that's scary. He said that it;s not fun being the boss. He said he never got into radio to be the boss.
Howard said one of the stunts is Johnny leading a makeshift marching band and they have to march onto at treadmill. He said they get thrown off of it. Johnny said it's on 15 mph and it doesn't sound that much but it is. He said Steve-O to a concussion from it. He said that it took them out. Howard said they're holding stuff as they go and it's just crazy.
Howard asked Johnny to talk to him about this Instagram account he has. He said he has a couple million people following him. He said that he posts fucked up videos of people getting hurt. Johnny said that's what he does in his spare time. He said he finds them and posts them. He said he picks a song he wants to put to the video and asks his assistant to handle the music and all of that. He said he loves doing that to music. Howard said that seems like a full time job to him. He asked how he zeroes in on that shit. Johnny said there are a few places on the web he looks. He said he lost a bunch of followers during the George Floyd stuff. He said he lost people who were against George Floyd. He said he's kind of glad he lost them. He said he did take a stand during that time and he lost some people because of it. He said his account isn't political but that was on a basic human level kind of thing. He said he's glad those people are gone.
Howard said he has been following Johnny and he is into the wrestling thing now. He said he saw some of the stuff he did. He said he saw him throw one guy out of the ring. Howard asked how he got involved in the wrestling thing. He said he must have done it to get some promotion for the movie. Johnny said they were doing some promotion back stage at the WWE. He said the head writer took them in the hall and asked if he wanted to take a run at the rumble. He said yeah and he started training 24/7 for that. He said he's flipping truck tires over the fence in his yard to prepare it. Howard said it's funny to him that he's ding it. He asked if he's having fun doing it. Johnny said he loves it. He said he spends time on the WWE Instagram arguing with people. He said he loves it.
Howard said he used to think it was funny when Trump used to fight Vince McMahon on the WWE. He said that was funny. He said it wasn't so funny when he was president though.
Howard asked Johnny if anyone said no to him when they asked them to be part of this movie. Johnny said he doesn't think so. He said that they wanted Bruce Dern to be part of this but they heard about it too late. He said they were done filing already. He said it would have been great if he was part of it. Howard said imagine him getting smacked in the balls at 80 years old.
Howard said they did a bit where they put that guy's balls in a device and then punched them. Johnny said Preston Lacy went through hell with that. Howard asked how his nuts survived that. Johnny laughed. Howard asked if he's doubled over for a week after that. Johnny said there may have been some swelling and bruising.
Howard asked if they worry about someone like Preston having a heart attack during filming. Johnny said they don't really think about that stuff. He said they've been lucky so far.
Howard said he likes the Silence of the Lambs thing they did in the movie. He said that was great. Johnny said that was one of the highlights in the movie and Jeff came up with that. Howard said congratulations with all of that.
Howard said the movie is called Jackass Forever and it's coming out next week. He asked if he's scared of this COVID stuff. Johnny said he is and he's been very lucky not to get it. He said he goes out to eat but it has to be outside. He said that for a long time he didn't even go out. He said they filmed this movie during COVID and they were doing the most dangerous stuff but putting masks on before and after the stunts. Howard said that's pretty funny. He said he's had the craziest life ever.
Howard asked if he has lost any friends personally because they're for Trump or Anti-Vax. Johnny said he has met some people who have revealed themselves to him and sometimes it's a very tough situation. He said he just steps back when he's not sure what to say to that person. He said they're kind of far apart. He said sometimes he suspects something and won't ask because he doesn't want to know what they're thinking. Howard said the country is so divided.
Howard said he heard that he got close with Eric Andre and he got COVID so he toilet papered his entire house on Halloween and Eric didn't know it was him and he almost shot him. Johnny said he was out there doing it and Eric was yelling that he had a gun and he called the cops. He said that he went up to his door and put his face on the glass. He said that Eric said the cops were coming so he told him to just let them arrest him because it would be great promotion for the movie.
Howard said Johnny has gone grey. He said he went grey when he was about 18 but he used to color it. Johnny said he was coloring it in his 20s. He said he's given that up now. Howard said it must feel great to stop doing that. He said now he's 50 and gone grey. Johnny said it was a hassle. He said that now he's grey and he can get a job as a Jamie Lee Curtis impersonator if everything else fails. He said he has some grey down below too.
Howard said his wife thinks Johnny is he best looking guy. He said he tells her to go marry fucking Johnny. Johnny said she's an angel so they're luckily to have each other. Howard said Beth is always thinking about Naomi and what she must think about the stunts. Howard said she sucks the fun out of the stunts.
Howard said this is the final Jackass movie for Johnny. Johnny said they could do another one but he's stepping back from the large stunts. He said he can't take more hits to the head. He said he has to retire from those stunts. Howard said he loves that cannon stunt he did. Robin said she was glad that they showed it in slow motion. She said she had to see if he did it the right way. Howard said Johnny is a maniac. He said he says that Pepper spray is one of the worst pains to endure. Johnny said it is. He said it's like someone lit a fire in your eyes and put it out with gasoline.
Howard said he was going through the shit that he has in his archives. He said he came across the catheter he had to use for years. He said he has that saved in his archive. He said he has to throw this shit out. Hard said he may give that away. Johnny said please do. Howard said there was a thing in the news about a guy who filled his penis with weather proofing foam. He said the stuff filled up his bladder and he waited 3 weeks to get treatment. He said it's listed as an accident but come on. Howard said the guy should be in Jackass. Johnny wondered why they never thought about this. hard said they had to remove this stuff through his taint. He said they didn't even film it. He asked what's going on in America.
Robin asked if it made the guy hard. Howard said he's not sure what the fuck happened. He said the guy claims it was an accident. Johnny said that's like people who go into the emergency room with something stuck up their butt and they say they fell on it.
Howard gave Johnny more plugs for the movie and for the WWE thing he's part of. He said his cousin Roger Alan Wade do a show together on Sirius. Johnny said he loves doing them with him. He said his cousin is so funny.
Howard asked who he's hanging with these days. Johnny said with his kids mostly these days. He said he is friends with Willie Nelson. He said he idolizes the guy. Howard asked if he gets high with him. Johnny said he has but it's a commitment. He said his weed is the strongest. He said you can't say no to him if he passes you a joint. He said one hit annihilates him. He said that Willie thinks it's funny.
Howard said he wants to play chess with Willie. He said he knows he plays. He said that he's not sure what he'd do with the weed thing though. He said he used to love it as a kid. He said he does not like the high. He said it would ruin his day. He said he'd like to think he'd be able to say no. Johnny said he has tried to pretend that he's taking a hit. He said then he inhales and he's fucked. Howard said he doesn't want to be a mess like that.
Howard thanked Johnny for coming on today and telling them about his life and the film. Howard said see it with a group because it's worthwhile. He said that Johnny will be throwing the guys out of the ring on the Royal Rumble too. He asked who he liked as a wrestler. Johnny threw some names out there. Howard said he used to go see wrestling with his grandfather. He said he thought the guy was out of his fucking mind. They talked about how great Iron Sheik was. Johnny said he was great on Howard's show. Howard said Johnny is going to leave a mark on them there at the WWE. Johnny said there will be skid marks when he throws them into the fifth row.
Howard brought up the wedgie thing they did with Wee Man in the movie. Johnny said someone came up with the single wedgie and they took it to the triple wedgie.
Howard asked what he has planned for today. Johnny said he has to fly to Las Vegas today. He said he's doing more promotion.
Howard asked Johnny about his eyeball popping out of his head. Johnny said he did have that happen and it was sticking out more than Marty Feldman. Howard asked if he could see out if it. Johnny said it got blurry. Howard asked how they stuff it back in. Johnny said he tried to do it himself. He said he had powdered a bone in his face and when he blew his nose he blew his eye out. He said that he wasn't allowed to sneeze for 6 weeks after that. He said it was really tough. He said that he was with Chris Pontius and he made him laugh and he held his nose and blew out his eye again. He said he wasn't thinking.
Howard said he should do a movie where he goes through the Navy SEAL training. Johnny said he's not sure how great he'd be at it but he'd be fully committed to whatever mission they put him on. He said his Achilles heel is cold though. He said he can't go in cold water.
Howard said next time they see each other they should try water boarding him. He said that he's one of the country's greatest assets. Howard said this movie was 10 years in the making. He said he recommends it. He said that Johnny plays a general in the movie and he gets his head smashed in by a gorilla penis. He said he does have a military fetish. He said he could talk on and on and on but it's enough. Howard let Johnny go after that. Johnny thanked them very much. Howard said say hi to his wife.
Robin asked if she can go see those movies or not. Howard said she probably can't. Howard said there you go. He said that's Johnny Knoxville. He said he's a delightful guy. He ended the show around 10:40am.
Howard started the show talking about The Great American Nightmare and who was singing in it and when. He said it's mostly Rob Zombie. He said he wants another shot at a Rob Zombie song. He said he needs it.
Howard said he has a beautiful Rob Zombie painting that takes up a whole wall. He said he and Rob swapped paintings. He said he did one of a barn that Rob has on his property. He said he had never painted a snow scene before. He said he has a place that sees snow and one in L.A. He said he has multiple homes because he's a rock star. He said he has cats and dogs and his beautiful wife Sheri Moon. He said the guy is a remarkable talent. He said he was an art student. He said he's going to have him in one day to talk about it all. He said he was walking on a treadmill one day and talked to Rob on the phone for about an hour. He said he kept him entertained for that hour.
Howard said he just wanted to mention Al Michaels. He said he watched like 3 minutes of the Rams and Buccaneers game over the weekend. He said Beth was annoyed but he turned it on and he thought the play by play was terrific. He said he recognized the voice of Al Michaels. He said Al has been on the show many times. He said that he didn't even know Al was still working. He said he never watches sports so he has no idea. He said Al has a very distinctive voice and he looked up his age and saw that he's 67 and he's going to be a free agent at the end of the year. He said ESPN and Amazon are courting him for next season. He said he'd love to know what he makes doing that. He said it's that ''good piece of coin'' that you can make. He said they had a guy yell at them once about what he made and he used that term.
Howard said they're going to be featuring Beetlejuice on the special of course. He said that many super stars become divas and Beetlejuice can be one at times. He said he's a busy man and he doesn't tolerate bullshit from his staff. He said the staff recorded a bunch of stuff with him after the last appearance. He said they had Mike ask Beetlejuice to do some stuff and Beetlejuice was insulted when they said he was in the Wack Pack hall of fame.
Howard played a clip of Beetlejuice getting upset with Mike when he mentioned his mother and then Sean his old manager who passed away. Mike asked if there's anything he wants to say to his fans. Beetlejuice said they all know him and they're his fans so they don't need to hear anything. He said they're some lazy mother fuckers.
Howard said Beetlejuice is really belligerent. He said they have gotten him to write some great songs over the years. He said that Richard tried to get another hit from him but he wasn't buying. He played a clip of Richard trying to get Beetlejuice to sing but he wasn't having any part of it. Beetlejuice didn't sing a thing for him. Richard was trying.
Howard said the only thing that works is to get Beetlejuice to say things with money. He said if you hand him money he'll do things. He said it's like his cat Mushu who is very food motivated. He said he's sit there like Buddha with food and he had to get her on his lap with that. He said it's just like Beetlejuice. He said he'll get into your lap with cash.
Howard said next they tried to get Beetlejuice to play a game but that didn't go well. Howard played a clip of Richard asking Beetlejuice to name some pizza toppings but he wasn't into it.
Howard said Sal used to tell Beetlejuice that a dollar was 100 dollars. He said he doesn't fall for that anymore.
Howard said the guys tried to get Beetlejuice to say happy birthday to him and Robin but Beetlejuice wasn't having any part of that either. He played some audio of Beetlejuice being belligerent about that too.
Howard said that went on for an hour and a half. He said they got nothing out of it. He said what drove him out of the studio was when the asked Beetlejuice to record a message telling people to get a vaccination. He said he threw a fit and ran out of the room. He said for some reason he thought the were insulting his mother. He said he was done after that. Howard played a clip of Beetlejuice going off on Sal when he asked him to talk about the vaccination and how good it is to get. Beetlejuice said that shit kills people and he told them that his mother is in the hospital because of that. Bobby tried to talk him down but he didn't listen and walked out of the room.
Howard said Beetlejuice confirmed again that he slept with his wife. He said Beth is cheating on him with Beetlejuice. Howard said someone wrote something about that on her Instagram.
Howard said they do have a new Beetle song. He said the pieced it together. He said the call him Beet Marley because it's a Reggae song. He said it's like a song that Paul Simon would do. He said it's a pretty good song. He said this is ''Nobody Making Love Beside Nobody.'' He played the song and the guys took Beet talking about stuff and turned it into a song.
Howard said that's a hit. Robin asked if they can play that with so many curses. Howard said nowadays you can curse all you want and no one cares about regular air play.
Howard said Beetlejuice called Richard a dumb, bald mother fucker. Robin said HR will have to get involved if that keeps up. Howard said he's like Phil Spector. He said he's a little Phil Spector.
Howard said Will is 42 years old and he's at a crossroads in his life. He said he does cameos for people and he's good at that. He played a clip of Will doing his thing for someone on Cameo.
Howard said he only charges like 50 bucks. He said Caitlyn Jenner charges $2500. He said he'd rather get the Will the Farter Cameo. He said he dares you to find anyone more entertaining than Will on there. He said he has a whole set up for farting. He said his mom's ashes are right there with him. He said it's very beautiful.
Howard said the other business he has is being Brutal Master. He said that's where he yells at gay dudes. He said he gets under and calls people horrible names. He had some audio of Will doing that.
Howard said guys pay a lot of money for that. He said he's making good money but the guy is considering walking away from that to become a stand up comic. He said no offenses but he knows the guy many years now and he's not funny. Robin said he's never made Howard laugh unless he's farting. Howard said he was born to do that.
Howard said this is from 2004 when they had Adam Carolla on the show. He said he was a judge for this farting thing. He said he did a 30 second long fart for Adam. He said even Adam was blown away by it. He played a clip from that day where he farted for 30 seconds. Adam said this kid has ''it.''
Howard said you think he's out of juice and then it gets better. He said it changes tune and then it starts to come out even more. He said it's like the fart changes gears like a car. Robin said if he could only learn to tune it and play a song.
Howard said Will came in and farted paint on a canvas. He said the audio was even entertaining for that. Howard played some audio of that when he farted out the paint all over the canvas.
Howard said that painting is hanging in the museum of modern art. Robin wondered if he thinks of how the painting is going to look before. Howard said of course he does.
Howard said Will wants to ''drift away'' from farting and concentrate on stand up. He said he's got to be kidding. He said the guy has it with the farting. He played some audio of Will talking about how he thinks he can make a name for himself without the farting. He said he knows it's hard to do but he can do it. In the clip Will was talking to Wolfie about what he wants to do and how he wants to do stand up. He said he thinks he can do that.
Howard said it's like Michael Jordan going to play minor league baseball. He asked why. He said he has some of Will's material to play too. He said it's like when Chappelle left the Chappelle show. He said you wonder why. He said it's like when the guy from Wham walked away from the band. He said if you're good at it then why walk away.
Howard said Will has done nothing to go after his dream. He said he's not writing material. He said people are just telling him he's funny. Robin said this reminds her of someone else she knows. She said he just doesn't want to do the work. Howard said that's Benjy. Robin laughed and said yes.
Howard said they gave Will a week to come up with some material so here it is. He played a clip of Will doing some stand up. Will was reading the jokes which were racial jokes about the Kardashians. Howard said he might get canceled if he does that. He said he told him to fart after every joke like a rim shot. He said that might work. Howard said just say nothing and fart. He said that's their point.
Howard said they asked Will to do some material on social issues and politics. He said he went on with his act. He played more of his material where Will was talking about Biden being senile and how the Secret Service might have to change his adult diapers and things like that. Howard said maybe the material isn't great but the delivery is fantastic. Will was reading the jokes and it sounded like it. Will had some material about abortion too.
Howard said they tried to get him off of race but it turned back to black babies. He said he was trying to be helpful there. He said he told him to learn to speak and then go into the material. Robin said he's trying to read his own writing so he may have to learn how to read. Howard said he has had COVID twice and he claims to have brain fog. He said that might be part of the problem.
Robin asked who told him he was funny. She said she wants to see that person. Howard said he is funny. Robin said not when he's telling jokes. Howard said he still thinks that he should fart after every joke.
Howard said Will asked them to share his jokes with an agent. He said they'll see what happens with him. He said if you like this kind of thing then tune in and listen to Wackipedia week on Howard 101 next week. He said he was recording for that and it's very exciting.
Howard said a lot of people wrote in about Marfan Mike passing away. He read through some of the feedback he got about Mike. He said people thought he was a nice guy. Robin said High Pitch Erik didn't think he was very nice. Howard said he chooses not to believe that story. Howard read more feedback about Mike and how upset people were about his passing.
Howard said Chris Wilding pitched a phony phone call idea to Mike. He played a clip of Chris telling Mike about the idea and how they wanted him to call a locksmith on the January 6th insurrection and he tells the locksmith that he's still in Nancy Pelosi's office behind a desk. He said Mike wanted to do that call. He said they never got to do that call with Mike. He said he ended up in the hospital before the could do it. He said Chris did his best Marfan Mike and made the phony phone call himself. Howard played the clip where Chris called a locksmith and tried to get him to help him out because he's stuck in Nancy Pelosi's desk and he's been in there for a year. He said that he's been drinking his own piss and eating a Whitman's Sampler. The locksmith told him that he can't help. He said he needs to call the cops.
Howard said imagine that. Robin said please tell her that the guy didn't buy the premise. Howard said he apparently did. He said he bought that he was locked in her desk for a year. Howard said there's a nice tribute to Marfan Mike. He said that leads up to the big Wackipedia special next week on Howard 101. He said Chris did a great job as Marfan Mike in that call.
Howard said he can give an update on Wendy the Slow Adult too. He said that she revealed she had COVID-19 and she was struggling with a bad cough and diarrhea a couple of weeks ago. He said Wolfie called her and got an update. Howard played a clip of Wolfie talking to Wendy and she told him about her nasty green diarrhea and what was going on with that. She said she's feeling much better now.
Howard got Wolfie on the line and asked him about what she was telling him about getting to see a doctor but she's in line and at number 300 on the list to see him. Wolfie said she's been on that list since July of 2020 and she's still at that same number on the list. He said he can't get a straight answer from her. He said he has no idea what's happening.
Howard said Wendy is feeling better. He said that she's going back to work on her YouTube channel. He said she has this channel and he's amazed by that. He said she has 289 subscribers. He said she was slowly building and audience. He said every time she gets it going trolls have it taken down. He played some audio of Wendy telling Wolfie about that. Wendy said that someone porn bombed her channel so they took it down. She said people took out their cocks and showed them on her channel. She said it was terminated because of that. She said she was the one who said she wanted to see it when they asked and she should have said no.
Howard said she ''accidentally'' said yes. Wolfie asked if he watched the video of her getting porn bombed. Howard said he did. He said it takes someone really evil to do something like that. He said porn bombing has become so prevalent that the FBI is looking into it. Wolfie said that guy shows his face and uses the N-word and shows his dick all in 10 seconds. Howard asked how funny it would be if it turned out to be Fred doing the porn bombing. He said he wouldn't be surprised by that.
Howard said Wendy keeps forgetting her password so she keeps creating new channels on YouTube. He said she can't remember the password. Wolfie said she will write it down but then she loses it or spills Mountain Dew on it. He said she told him her broadcast got shut down because her microwave shut off the electric in the house and it cut her off.
Howard asked what her password could be. He said it's probably ''password.'' Wolfie said she has followers who try to help her but she just lets them help and then their dicks end up on the screen. Howard said she's trying to build an audience so she has to let people in. Robin said she needs big help.
Howard said Wolfie found out what kind of content she creates. He said Wolfie said that she barely speaks and just makes bodily noises. Wolfie said that's correct. Howard played a clip that he put together where Wendy was just making weird noises. Howard said at least 10 other people watched the video. Wolfie said some of her shows go on for 7 or 8 hours. Howard played more of Wendy making noises. Howard said this is better than Will the Farter's stand up.
Howard said maybe they're working too hard to create content. He said he can just fart and laugh like Wendy. He said he thinks the tried to give her a show on Howard 101 and it was a lot like this. He said the tried to have a conversation with her and she didn't do anything. He said that you just have to leave her alone. He said she currently has 412 subscribers on her WendyPack channel.
Wolfie said she was supposed to have a guest on that day but she just ended up humming and making noises. Howard said Wendy has her own Karaoke machine so she does that on her show sometimes. Howard played some audio of that. He had some audio of Wendy talking about how she wants to get Howard Stern on her channel this year. She said she needs to make some money on her channel so she has to get followers.
Howard said he would do it but the reality of having to get on and do it with her would be hard. He said she'll just sit there staring at him. Wolfie said the followers shit on Howard the whole time too. Howard said they have no idea how much they actually help her out.
Howard said he's not sure if he can play this game that he set up for her. He said it's a game where you see if she can finish a song lyric. He went through the game and played the songs they played for her and Wendy had to finish the lyrics. He played ''I Just called to say...'' and Wendy said ''hi.''
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has some questions for Wendy. Howard said they'll have more about her on next week's special on Howard 101. He said tune in then. He told the guy to get to class.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that she's got his back and this thing with Bobo is ridiculous. She said he's disrespecting him. She said he deserves to be punished. Howard said he has to do something because his back is against the wall. Mariann was screaming but Howard said he's afraid that any punishment won't be enough for her. He said he's not sure what point it is that you stop. He said she wants to drown him. Mariann said she wants him to say that he's no longer in the Wack Pack and stuff like that. She said she's going for the jugular.
Howard said he can get Bobo and Ralph on to talk about this. Howard got Bobo on and Bobo said that he has been through this already. He said he has done so much for he show and he's a team player.
Howard got Ralph on and he said that it's funny how Mariann keeps saying she's his friend but then she talks about the punishment. Howard said she's even throwing him into it. He said he doesn't want her to think he's wimpy. He said he has to do something or he's not doing his job. He said he feels like he has to do something really horrible to him.
Howard asked Bobo what he thinks about Mariann going after him this way. Bobo said they're good friends and he can't say anything bad about her. Mariann said he's such a phony mother fucker. She said cross the fucking line with her again. Bobo said he's not going to do that. Mariann said he loves being in the Wack Pack. Bobo said of course he does. He said he never said he didn't. He said he should never have a punishment. He said he never said he wanted out. Howard said he did say he wanted out.
Howard asked what he did at America's Got Talent. Mariann said that he said she was holding the tickets and he had a seat right next to her. She said she might finally be able to get away from him this year. Bobo said they already rehashed that. He said they don't need to bring that up. Robin said that he was saying that you had to cater to her to get into America's Got Talent. Howard said he put her in charge because she was down there every week. He said she knew who had been good or naughty. He said she was like Santa. He said she gave tickets to Bobo every week. Bobo said they had a great time together. Mariann said she even drove every week. She was screaming about that and how Bobo didn't drive and he didn't even know which way to turn.
Howard said Mariann is passionate about the show. Mariann and Bobo were yelling at each other and talking over Howard. Howard said he has to be done with this so he has to talk. Mariann was telling Bobo that he has to be real and stop it. Bobo said he was. They kept talking.
Howard said he has to bring some sense to this. Bobo and Mariann were still yelling at each other. Howard said the only thing now that is being punished is his ear drums. He asked everyone to quiet down.
Howard said what they're talking about here is when Bobo called the other day he said he was relieved he was out of the Wack Pack. He said he blew up at him and said that he loves being in the Wack Pack and he doesn't deserve it. He said that he was saying it was a curse but then he wasn't. He said he was going to punish him but then Mariann called in and challenged his manhood. He said she was saying that he didn't do enough. Howard said he's just summing it up for the audience. Mariann said she has to keep it real.
Howard took a call from AnneMarie from Queens who was screaming like Mariann and going off on Bobo. Howard hung up on her pretty quick.
Howard said Mariann said he had to get Bobo. He said now it's blown into this whole thing. He said Ralph wanted to punish him since Bobo said don't let him. He said that Mariann said that he can't pick who is going to punish him. He said to himself that this is good because Ralph can come up with it. Ralph asked Mariann to quiet down when she started yelling again.
Howard said Bobo doesn't like Ralph doing this. Bobo said that he likes Ralph but then he has a strong opinion about him and he trashes him. He said he likes the guy but he's trashing him. Ralph said he's annoying so he talks about it. He said you have to keep it real.
Ralph said this was Bobo just trying to get on the air. He said this should last 3-6 months. He said first thing is that he's out of the Wack Pack. He said he has to take Wack Pack out of his name on social media. He said he should have his name taken away from him again too. He shouldn't be Bobo and he shouldn't say he's from the Howard Stern Show. Bobo said he's not going through that again.
Howard said Ralph's ruling is that this should be 3-6 months. He said it starts at 3 months and if he messes up then it goes longer. Howard said Bobo can't say he's a member of the Wack Pack. He said he's making a lot of money saying he's from the Howard Stern Show Wack Pack. He said he has to refer to himself as Steve the Fool from Florida.
Wolfie asked how many Cameos he's doing a day. Bobo said he'd rather not talk about it. Mariann said that he's doing 20 a day. Bobo told her to leave his personal business out of it. Mariann said that he'll get even more with the name change. Bobo said that he can't go through that with his family.
Ralph said he has a third part of this too. He said he has to hear this. He said this is the most important. He said that he has to call him or email him if he wants to call into the show. He said he has to approve what he wants to talk about. Bobo said he'll never approve anything he wants to call in with.
Howard said he's going to defend Bobo on this. He said he's the first caller at 5:30 in the morning. Mariann said she is too. Howard said she is. He asked Ralph if he's going to be prepared to do this job. Ralph said he has to email him at the end of the week and he will be prepared for the next week. Bobo said he can do that but he can't change his name. Howard said he can't pick and choose.
Bobo said that he'd rather just not call into the show for a while. Howard said no. He asked what happens if he doesn't follow this. Ralph said he just has to email him 3 topics to call in with the following week. Bobo said he'll never get on if he does that. Ralph said he could be a good caller if he just worked on it a bit.
Howard said this is a painful punishment. He said you can tell from Mariann's tone. He said Bobo has to open up his journal of questions and see which ones Ralph will approve. Ralph laughed and said ''no, no, no, no, no...'' Howard asked Bobo what he has. Bobo asked Howard about not going into the studio and if he sill meditates. Ralph said that's boring. Mariann said he says he meditates all the time. Howard said he has to go with Ralph on that. He said no one cares.
Ralph said he has to get to this stuff quick when he emails. Bobo asked Robin if she would have Captain Dennis and Simone Dinnerstein over to her house if they were vaccinated. Robin asked if that gets approved. Ralph said no. Mariann said he's not being pertinent to the show.
Howard said he thinks Ralph could help with this. He asked Bobo what he has. Bobo said this is a good one. He asked Howard if he has a concern on some level when he paints that the paint is going into his nostrils. Howard said he paints with watercolor paints. He said it's not chemicals. Bobo asked what he cleans his brushes with. Howard said water. Howard said he thinks that Ralph will make him a better performer. He asked if Ralph is just going to say no or is he going to give feedback. Ralph said he will help if there's something there. He said he can see this is a disaster. He said he's going to say for the first week he'll let him give him six but then it goes to 3. He said then it's 3 months. He said if he behaves he will be done in 3 months. Howard said he likes this. He said he's like a Bobo call in coach.
Howard said he doesn't want to see him saying he's in the Wack Pack. Howard said he has to be Steve from Florida for 3 months.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who said he spoke to Bobo last week. He said he's lying about how man Cameos he's doing. He said he told him he just did a couple. He said that he told him he did 15 himself. He said he doesn't do a lot. He said the punishment is that he has to take his name off and be Steve from Florida. Howard said they already did that. Ralph said now Erik has to be punished.
Mariann said if Bobo just took it and didn't cry about it they'd be better off. Bobo said that it's hard to go through this. He said he can't change his name. Howard said he thinks Bobo owes Ralph a thank you because he's taking a risk with his calls. He said he's going to blame Ralph for the calls if they suck. Bobo said he does appreciate that. Ralph asked Bobo if he said he wanted out because he wanted to get on the air. Bobo said he never said he wanted out of the Wack Pack. He said he was just relieved because people were passing away.
Howard asked if Mariann is satisfied. Mariann started screaming and said she is and she loves that he asked her that. Howard asked if Erik is satisfied. Erik said he is. Howard said Erik's punishment is that Ralph is going to blow him. Bobo asked if the punishment starts now or after he's back after next week. Howard said it starts now. Ralph said he has until the end of next week to come up with six questions. Howard said this is the hardest Ralph has ever worked.
Bobo said he'll never be on the show again. He said Ralph doesn't like him. Howard said he has to be Steve the Fool from Florida from now until the punishment is over. Bobo said he'll put that up. He said he will comply. Erik said he has to put that up on Twitter too. Ralph said that's right. He said it's everywhere. Howard said he's going to follow him on Twitter just to make sure he complies. Bobo said he can't take BoboHStern out because it'll screw things up. Mariann said you can change the name. Ralph said you can change it. He said it's easy. Mariann said he can have two accounts.
Howard said he has to get out of this. Mariann screamed something about how much she loves Howard. Howard took a call from ''New Bobo'' who asked about today's weather and his thoughts on that. The new Bobo had some dopey questions for Howard and would ask ''thoughts?'' after everything. Howard said how about just ask ''thoughts'' and leave it at that.
Howard told Ralph to go deal with Bobo now. Robin said now Ralph is punished. Howard said if you're into all of that then you'll love the Wackipedia special. He said coming soon is David Spade and Dana Carvey. He did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said this is Gary's favorite artist ''as you know.'' He laughed as he said that. He said he loves this song. He said it's so good. He said it's about the first responders going up in the World Trade Center. He said the song is so good. He said he likes a song with ''La, la, la'' in it because he can remember the words.
Howard said the song is about people banding together and rising to the occasion. He said Bruce said it could be ascending a staircase or rising to the afterlife. He said it's any kind of rising. He wondered if Bruce heard Beetlejuice's new song. He said he has another track from that Beetlejuice album. He said he's worn out from that whole Bobo thing.
Howard said it was his daughter's birthday the other day. He said his little one has turned 29. Robin said she couldn't believe that. Howard said he got all emotional. He said it's like it was in the blink of an eye that she went from holding his hand in Central Park on her tippy toes to now.
Howard said she would see dogs in Central Park and she'd say she wanted a little, white, fluffy dog. He said she had Java and Bianca. He said she wanted something she could hold in her lap. He said she'd get upset. He said she asked if she could keep a little white dog that she saw walking around without an owner. He said he told her she could have one then. He said they went looking around for like 10 hours. He said she was like 6 years old. He said now she's 29 and engaged. He said she's a nurse practitioner. He said he got emotional thinking about her. He wondered how the time went by so quick. Robin said she knew him before he had any children. Howard said she should have grabbed him up when she had a chance. Howard said all these years she never made a move on him. He said she could have tried. He said with his hair and her tits they could have had some beautiful kids together.
Howard said what stopped her was his face. Robin said that is not true. Robin said it wasn't his face. Howard said it was his overall appearance. He said he gets it.
Howard said seeing Ashley 29 he was like ''Oy...'' He said that he would tell younger Howard that you shouldn't waste a minute of your life. He said it goes by so fast. He said old farts used to tell him that and he didn't listen. He said he'd just tell them to shut the fuck up old man. Howard said we waste a lot of time doing our thing. He asked what it all means.
Howard said his daughter is doing well. He said it was an emotional day. He said he was thinking about a lot. He said it brings up a lot of stuff. He said he didn't jerk off the whole day. He said don't tell anyone that. He said it threw him off his game. He said he had all of these wholesome thoughts that day. He said he hasn't been jerking off that much lately. He said he's saving it all for Beth.
Robin said Tom Chiusano said that to him years ago and he blew him off. Howard said Tom had stopped. He said he didn't stop. He said he has to recharge his tank. He said he can't tell Beth that he jerked off. He said he has to be ready.
Howard said Robin texted him the other day while he was jerking off. He said it was something heavy. He said that he wasn't going to read that in the middle of jerking off. He said he wondered if there was an emergency. He said it fucked everything up and he just packed up his package in his pants and went on with his day.
Howard said it's really bad when the kids text during that time. He said he get paranoid thinking they're watching him or something. He said he has to go back to Dad mode after that. He said that didn't happen. He said it's horrible. Robin said she never thought about it that way. Howard said she only thinks of herself and not about him masturbating.
Howard said he had another emotional moment. He said on his screen saver he loads up pictures of family and the radio show. He said whenever his screen goes black it has pictures come up. He said it reminds him that he has a career and connections with some people. He said he will forget and bad mouth people on the air. He said someone came up the other day and he was thinking about how they're a friend of his. He said he has to remember that.
Howard said all of a sudden this picture came up and it was a publicity photo from WNBC. He said it was him, Wolfman Jack, Soupy Sales and Imus. Howard said Imus must have been in his 50s and he must have been 29 or so. He said maybe 30. He said if he was 30 then Imus may have been in his 40s. He said Wolfman Jack was there too. He said Soupy was there and he was looking at it for just a few seconds thinking that he's the last man standing. He said that whole crew is gone now. He said he's keeping that misery memory alive. He said they all hated each other. He said he loved Soupy but he created an enemy with him. He said none of those guys wanted anything to do with him. He said that Wolfman Jack he didn't really know.
Gary said that Imus was 14 years older than Howard. He said that the other guys were quite a bit older. Howard asked who had the highest ratings on that station. Gary said Howard did. Howard said he got a little weirded out thinking about how they're all dead now. He said the anger all so meaningless now. He said it was such a waste. He said Imus didn't have to go out of his way to bitch about him. He said he could have disliked him.
Howard said it was some crazy stuff back then. He said Imus changed his show to sound like his. He said that his mother thought he shouldn't care. He said that he could never be ''you'' and there's only one You. Howard said he got worked up about that stuff. He said that she had some wisdom. He said she has a lot. He said she gave him the best advice. He said she was a big supporter. He said his dad would knock him down but his mom would support him.
Howard said he thinks his mother was being nice. He said his father didn't think he should even be on radio. He said his father would tell him that he didn't resemble anyone he heard on radio.
Howard said it was weird seeing that picture. He said he only lives in the moment but sometimes it's good to. He said that he sometimes forgets he's even on radio. He said the screen is to remind him he has this whole life on radio. He said he's like a goldfish swimming around and not knowing where it's at. He said he has to remember that he's on radio. He said there's no consciousness about it. He said he should know when he's on. He said he should remember that people did his show and things. Robin said there's a scene from the movie that became a poster and that hangs in one of her bathrooms. She said she goes in and looks at it and she doesn't remember being there or doing it. She said she sees them in the picture though.
Howard said he likes seeing the pictures of his girls and he'll go call them when he does. He said it's a good way to remind him. He said this is a good thing that he's doing. He said it reminds him that Beth is in the house too.
Howard said seeing that brought back a lot of memories. He said he saw one of Gary and it just annoyed him. He said people get upset with him when he talks about Gary like that. He said if he talks about him in a negative way on the air people are split on it. He said some people love it and some hate it. He said that even his brother in laws love it when they hear that he went off on Gary. He said everyone loves it. Robin said he's just chipping away and trying to form Gary into the man he thinks he should be. Gary asked when he thinks his job is done. Howard said he thought it would be one by now but he keeps messing up. He said he might be a lost cause. Gary asked if he'll get to 70 and he'll stop teaching him. Howard said he'll never stop.
Howard said they had Gary audio book call in the other day and he got annoyed by it. He said it was when Gary said that you know that he's a huge Springsteen fan. He said that set him off and the audience confuses him. He read some feedback he got about that segment and people were saying they love it. He said he blames the audience for going off on Gary. He said he thinks he's done teaching Gary but then his brother in laws tell him how much they love it. Howard said then some fans say they hate it. He read some feedback from the fans who don't like hearing him go off on him. He said this is the devil on his shoulder. He said that he's so confused by this. Robin was cracking up over that. She had to wipe tears from her eyes. Gary said he hates that.
Howard said he can hear his father in his head. He said that's what he's doing to Gary. He said he's like his father lecturing him. He said he was trying to make him a better man.
Howard said Gary went on the Wrap Up Show and he was going on and on about peanut butter. He played a clip where Gary said there's a brand of peanut butter he loves so much he eats it out of the jar. Howard said he heard that rap on the Wrap Up Show and he was groaning. Howard said he saw that his lecture had gone nowhere. He said he loves Gary and he's done berating him. He said that's unless he sucks him back in. Gary said it won't last more than 30 days. Gary Puppet said something and Robin asked what color Gary puppet is. Gary said he looks like the president of Syria. Fred said it's the lighting. He said blame the key grip or whatever you call him.
Howard took a call from Mike from Maine who said he loves hearing whatever Howard has to say about Gary. He said he is the best producer in the world. He said he's shitty but he's the greatest. Howard said that's because he benefited from his lecturing. He said he'd still be at the level he was at when he met him if he hadn't lectured him.
Mike asked if he thinks that his dad helped make him great. Howard said sure just look at how great he is. Howard said he doesn't think he helped make him great. He said he thought he shouldn't dream like he was dreaming. Robin said he may have tried to get him to associate with some reality or something. Howard said he can live with that.
Howard asked Gary what the peanut butter sorry was there. Gary said he was talking to Jon about it before the show and he told him to save it for the show. He said he's addicted to this peanut butter and the stopped making it so he was talking about that. Howard said he was fishing on the air to see if he could get some free peanut butter. Gary said not at all. Howard said he wasn't able to follow that story.
Howard asked what the name of the peanut butter was. Gary said they stopped making it. He said it's called Peter Pan Simply Honey Roast. He said it has a lot going on. He told Howard how much he loves it and how he'd put chocolate chips in it. Howard said that's going overboard. Gary said it's like icing it's so sweet. Howard said he gets organic peanut butter. He said he should spend more time with Gary. He said he's off the rails during quarantine. He said he's putting fat on top of fat and going wild. He said he'd love to eat it out of the jar too. Gary said he can. Howard said he can't. He said he hasn't even been walking lately. He said he's sitting at home on his fat ass. Gary said there's a huge storm coming this weekend. He said they're supposed to get some snow. Howard said he has to end the show and go talk to his wife then.
Gary said that yesterday was the day to get out for a walk. He said it's going to be cold for the next week. Howard said he missed that yesterday. He said he didn't know it was that warm.
Howard took a call from fake Jennifer Witz who told him to stop being a pussy and keep bashing Gary.
Howard took a call from a guy claiming to be a psychologist. The caller said he loves him and he has changed his life. He said he listened to the show forever. He said he went into therapy himself and he dug into who he is. He said he has drastically changed his life. He said he is worried about him though. Howard said you should be. He said everyone should be. The caller said he is worried about his relationship with his mom and dad and dealing with end of life. He said he has lost both of his parents. Howard said his parents are still there and calling all the time.
The caller said that he leads such a blessed life and he has a beautiful wife and he's likely to live for years and years. Howard said he's not sure about that. He said just because your parents live long doesn't mean you will. The caller said he's doing the right things to live long. He said he's a good son and he's been very kind to his parents. Howard said he's too good a son. He said he's too good. the caller said he just wanted to say he loves him and the show. He said he thinks everyone on the show is wonderful. Howard said this is some analysis. He said that he was waiting for something profound but it didn't happen. He said now he's rambling.
The caller said he has noticed something with Howard. He said that he's not sure of the timeline. He said that he seems to be in this space where things were good and then Gary came back into the picture and he went off on him more. He said it feels like that father/son thing. Howard said he doesn't have time for this. He said he thought he had some observation but he might be in an emotional state. He said mail your questions to Ralph and let him pre-screen them. He let the Doctor go.
Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Howard came back and talked about the song that was playing and how they did this in Buenos Aires. Howard let the song play for a bit. He said it's such a good song.
Howard said Sting wrote that before The Police were even a band. He said they put the song on that album 5 years later to lift it up. Howard went into a story about how it caused friction in the band and why that was.
Howard said Sting talked to him about all of that and he said that he brought his demos in and they didn't like that at first but he had hit it spot on in the demos. Howard said Richard said this is good drumming in this song. Howard said it really is.
Howard said he can see Robin fucking Sting in her dreams right now. Robin said she likes them all. She said Stewart Copeland loves drumming so much that he was in the audience of that musical ''Stomp'' and he said it was amazing when he saw it. She said he was impressed with them.
Howard said Dave Grohl said he wanted Stewart Copeland to induct the Foo Fighters into the Rock and Roll hall of fame.
Howard said he never finished the fan mail. He said many of he fans are pulling for the Chiefs to win so JD has to show Richard his cock. He read some feedback about that.
Howard said Richard called his dad and old him about the bet. Howard played the audio of Richard telling him about it. Richard told him what he has to do if he loses and then what he gets to do if he wins. He said he gets to see his dick if he wins. He said he'll get to see his dick if the Chiefs win. Howard said this guy doesn't know what his son is up to. He said he's an old timer who doesn't get how that's a win. He said this is a man's man. He said he eats road kill and he's wondering why his son made a bet to see some guy's dick.
Howard did his impression of Richard's dad talking about the weird bet and asking if there's something else he wants to tell him there.
Howard said JD's dad must know about what's going on. JD said he thinks he knows about it but he hasn't texted him about it. He said they're hoping for the best.
Howard said Richard might just have to burn his cap and jersey. Fred played the clip of JD cry/laughing over his team's win last weekend. Richard said that this is just so god damn funny. Howard said his dad was really confused about that bet. Richard said he didn't tell him he really wants to see his dick. JD said he doesn't know where that came from. Richard said he's just one of those guys you wonder about having a huge dick. Howard said he understands Richard. He said it would be a freaky thing if JD had a thick cock. He said it would be such a waste. Robin said it's like Medicated Pete. Richard said it's like Jonah Falcon who has a huge one and he's doing public access shows. Howard said he gets it. He said he's had to pull down his pants in front of famous women and it's embarrassing. He said it would be nice if he had something bigger.
Howard asked JD how he's going to do this whole thing. JD said he's not sure exactly but he could wear a towel and have it drop for Richard. He said Richard can order him around a bit if he wants to. Howard asked if he's going to touch it at all before. JD said he doesn't want to think about it. Howard said when he goes to the doctor he'll smack it around a little just to make it a little bigger.
Howard asked if Richard might cum when he sees it. Richard said you never know. He said he might get excited.
Howard took a call from Ralph who had some stats for the game. He said that the Bengals are a wild card team and not many teams have made it to the Super Bowl as a wild card team. Gary said he's wrong and they won their division so they're not a wild card team. Howard said what an embarrassment Ralph is. He said he finally had something and he screwed it up. Howard said he can imagine the people who are busy writing in the hate mail about Ralph now. He said what an idiot.
Richard had more things to say about the Chiefs. He had a few things to say about them and then fake George Takei knocked on the door so Howard let him on to talk to JD about what he would do to JD when he shows his cock. He said he wants to fluff him up.
Howard asked JD what his wife thinks about this. JD said she thinks it's funny. Richard said his wife thinks it's funny too. Howard said his wife gave up years ago. Richard said as long as it's with other guys she doesn't care. Richard asked for a side bet where his dad gets to see JD's dad's cock. JD told him to stop it. Richard said he's not sure he could even make that happen but he will ask. Howard said JD has to ask his dad too. JD said he doesn't know about that. He said that guy isn't showing his dick to anyone. Howard asked how he knows. JD told them to stop it. He said it's always cock with Richard.
Howard said 78 percent of the staff thinks JD has a big cock and the others think it's just average. He said no one thinks it's small. He said that he thinks JD has a big head on his cock and not a lot of shaft. He said he thinks it's like a big bulbous head. He said he thinks it looks a lot like his face. Richard said they should put glasses on it. Howard said that's called Hollywood. He said he knows what they call it. He said he was a young man and he was on a road trip with the camp he went to. He said he got chicken pox and he had to fly home. He said he went home and some of the kids wrote him letters and said they missed him. He said on the last night of camp they played ''Hollywood'' where they put glasses on their cocks and showed the girls. He said he didn't know it was called Hollywood. He said it sounded like they should be up on charges for that. He said he was glad he wasn't there. He said he would have had the weirdest face with the glasses on. He said they wouldn't have even stayed up.
Howard said he'll be watching the game like everyone else. He let Richard and JD go after that.
Howard said he didn't see any masks in the video either. He said OJ tweeted out some video about Sidney Poitier too. He said he's just a happy guy. He played some audio of OJ talking about Sidney and other famous people he's met in his life. He talked about meeting J. Edgar Hoover and said he rubbed his head which was a no-no. Howard said this is actually a lst of people who survived meeting OJ. He played more of the audio of OJ talking about the people he's met. He talked about meeting Sophia Lauren, Willie Mays and others. He said that Sidney was the one he was making the video about.
Howard said he has one more thing that will piss you off. He said John Hinckley is out of the mental hospital. He said he's living a good life too. He said he shot the president of the United States and he's free. He asked how that happens. He said this is shit he doesn't understand. He said Hinckley is trying to start a band. He said he was looking for a bass player. He said maybe he can hook up with Sirhan Sirhan to create a band.
Howard said Hinckley wants to create a record label. He had a clip to play where Hinckley talked about wanting to start that label. He said if you want to submit a demo you can send it on CD or cassette. Howard said they should call it piece of shit records.
Howard asked if people are still recording on cassette. Robin said she doesn't think so. Howard said OJ claims he met Al Capone but he died in 1947 and OJ was born that year. Robin said see how he lies.
Howard said there was a guy who was in line for a heart transplant and they refused to give it to him because he refused to get vaccinated. Howard said this was a 31 year old man. He said he refuses to get the vaccine and his name is DJ Ferguson. He said he was taken off the list because the won't do it without the person being vaccinated. Howard said this doctor said that your immune system is shut off so he has to be vaccinated. Howard said the guy is willing to get a heart transplant but he won't trust them to give him a vaccine. Howard played some audio of the doctor talking about why they wont give him the transplant. Howard said this guy is making sense. Howard said the guy's father is saying taking the vaccine is against his principals. Howard said you can't take a heart transplant and not take a vaccine. Robin said you have to take a cocktail of medication after a transplant so he will do that but not take the vaccine.
Howard said maybe someday these conservative talk show hosts will rail against heart transplants. Howard said your odds of living with a heart transplant and COVID are almost nill. Robin said the guy is going to die if he doesn't get a heart transplant.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loved that Beetlejuice song earlier. Howard thanked him for the call and said he should replay that. He said that Wackipedia is on next week on Howard 101. He said the song is called ''Nobody Making Love Beside Nobody.'' He played the song and ended the show around 10:20am.