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Howard started the show talking about how he wasn't going to come in today. He said he wasn't feeling well. He said he may have Coronavirus. He said Bill Maher was saying that the virus is a result of eating such weird food over in China. He said they eat rats and things like that. Fred said this is supposedly bats. Howard said they eat them and that's how the virus gets into humanity. Robin said that's why they were wondering if it can be transmitted human to human.
Howard said he didn't think the Chinese were allowed to come to this country. He said he thought the communist government was against that. He asked where Trump is when you need him to keep them out. He said you would have thought he would have done that already. Robin asked if he thinks it's Americans bringing it back. Howard said he doesn't think so.
Howard said he wasn't feeling well all weekend. He said he has a bit of a cold and he knows why he got it. He said he wasn't sleeping well and that fucks him up. He said he probably went too hard on his Peloton. He said he should have backed off of that. He said he gets locked in on a program and gets crazy. He said he had to stop with that to get rid of the cold. Robin said she wanted to make sure he was thinking correctly.
Howard said Alicia Keys seems kind of out there. He said she was saying some odd things at the Grammy's. He said she sounds odd. He said she's lecturing all the time. He said he thinks people who lecture about love don't know anything about love. He said he knows a lot about it and lectures though.
Howard said that was a nice tribute to Kobe Bryant last night. He said he didn't know they could get 9 people on a helicopter. Robin said she read that they flew in fog that others wouldn't fly in. Howard said he used to take helicopters and he doesn't think they should even fly. He said he would only fly in one that had two pilots. He said if one has a heart attack you're fucked. He said they lost one woman at WNBC who went down into the Hudson. Gary said they say that Kobe used that helicopter like a car. He said he took it everywhere. Howard said it said because of his size it was tough for him to ride in a car.
Howard said the weather conditions would stop helicopters from flying. He said you can't fuck around with fog. He said whenever there was a little bit of it they would stop it from flying.
Howard said he remembers flying with Donald Trump to Atlantic City once. He said the helicopter was really big. He said it was huge and roomy. He said he remembers they got down there to Atlantic city. He said Donald claimed that he owned the helicopter. He said it was nice. He said he took him down there and paraded him through the lobby of the casino. Robin asked what he means. Howard said he wanted to show that he knew him.
Gary said they grounded helicopters in the area where Kobe's took off because of the weather. He said it's not the law that you can't fly but they grounded their own police helicopters. Howard said whenever there was bad weather the pilot would call and tell him that they can't fly. He said it was too foggy. He said he doesn't understand why his pilot would fly. Robin said they may make that decision based on how famous their customer is.
Howard said he's glad that he wasn't on the copter with him. He said his name wouldn't even be mentioned. Howard said he would want his own day. Robin said she's sure that Howard would get a mention. Howard said he heard that it was only 4 people at first. Now it's up to 9.
Howard said he has Alex Jones on the phone to talk about the death of Kobe Bryant. He had fake Alex telling all kinds of conspiracies about his death. Alex was going on and on with his crazy theories. He got in his plugs for the stuff he sells on InfoWars.com too. Howard said what a tribute that was. He thanked Alex for calling in and let him go.
Robin asked if he remembers meeting Kobe. Howard said he thought he met him somewhere. Robin said they were at some award show and walking the red carpet and he was right next to them. She said she had just signed with the Lakers but hadn't played for them yet. She said he was out in Hollywood getting that big treatment out there. Robin said he was with some famous girl. Howard said he vaguely remembers that. Robin said Kobe was just smiling and couldn't believe what was going on. Robin said he was only 17 years old at the time. She said they saw him at the beginning of everything. Howard asked if she seduced him that night. Robin said she did not. Howard asked if he bent her over a sink. Robin said no.
Robin said she was able to observe the whole thing because everyone was looking at Howard. Howard said he went to the Knick game on Wednesday night. He said they were playing L.A. He said he wanted to see Lebron James play. He said he is something to see. Robin said the night before the crash he beat Kobe's all time score record. Robin said Kobe had just congratulated him on that.
Howard said a lot of people at the games will talk to each other at the games. He said he said hi to some rap guy at the game. Jason asked it was Jay Cole. Howard said that's him. Jason said he's the man. Howard asked him to name a song by the guy. Jason said he has to look one up. Jason said he likes his stuff but he didn't know any of his song names. Jason said he doesn't know any names of songs.
Howard asked Jason to sing a rap song. Jason couldn't do it. Howard said he likes the Beatles and he can sing their stuff. Fred played some Jay Cole and Howard had him cut it off pretty quick. He said that's enough.
Howard said a lot of the Lakers were coming over and saying hello to Jay. He said he was prepared to do that with one of the players but none of them came over to him. He said it feels racial to him. He said he is a white guy. He said the refs all come over to him and say hello. He said they want to come on the show but they're not allowed. He said no one is looking for them though.
Howard said he got into some play in the game. He said the ball rolled over to him and he picked it up and threw it to the ref. He said the Knicks started winning after that. He said Jim Gaffigan was next to him and he asked if he saw that. He said Jim did notice that. Robin asked if the players said hello to Jim. Howard said they didn't. He said he's whiter than he is.
Howard said it would have been nice if the players came over and acted like he was cool. He said he's a big Knick's supporter. He said Walt Frazier came over to him. He said he's a big guy. Robin asked if the feud is over between Howard and Spike. Howard said he doesn't know. He said Spike walked by him and looked the other way. He said he carries a grudge over him not liking some of his movies.
Howard said Walt mentioned that he caught his first rebound during the game. He said he likes the Knick City Dancers too. He said they're looking younger and younger to him. He said he looks at them like a protective father now.
Howard said he loves the Knicks but they just can't win. He said they were tied at half time. He said it seems like they were holding back. He said Lebron is so powerful. He said he's clearly better than the other guys. He said he's glad he got to see him play.
Howard said he felt his cold coming on when he was at the game. He said he should have gone home early. He said they did leave a little early. He said the person sitting behind him was Phil Collins. He said he didn't think he'd be behind him. He said what was even more peculiar was that the rest of the band Genesis was 2 rows behind Phil. He said Phil has a better seat than the band. He said he must be really famous if he gets the first row and Phil doesn't.
Howard said he loves Jim Gaffigan and he was in the front row. He said he wondered how they work that out. He said he loves that part of the game. He said if they move him out of the front row he wouldn't go anymore. He said that would be humiliating. He said he jokingly told Jim that he should switch seats with Phil Collins.
Howard said he saw Jim at the Grammy's and he was up against Dave Chappelle. He said Jim joked that he was up there to lose against Dave. He said he didn't talk too much to Jim at the game because he was feeling kind of sick. He said that rap guy was there too. He said there were some famous people there.
Fred played some Jay Cole ''A Lot'' for him. Howard let that play for a few seconds and said what a talent.
Howard said that the MSNBC anchor Allison Morris was accused of saying the N-word during some Kobe coverage. Howard played a clip where they were talking about Kobe and and she mistakenly said something close to the N-word when she said ''Lakers'' wrong. She claims she combined the Lakers and Knicks and said ''Nakers.'' Robin said she did not. She said that was the N-word.
Howard said that was way worse than when that guy got on and said Martin Luther Coon. Robin said she's not sure about that. Howard read a statement from Morris where she explained what went on with that word. Howard played the guy saying ''Martin Luther Coon'' during a newscast and then the Allison Morris clip. Howard asked Robin which is worse. Robin said she can see that she was trying to say something. She said the Martin Luther Coon is worse.
Robin said on the BBC they were doing the story and Kobe had a couple of gold medals. She said that they were showing Lebron James the whole time on the BBC when they were doing the tribute. Howard said that's racist. Howard said he hopes they don't get rid of Allison Morris. He said she's kind of cute. Robin said she doesn't think they will.
Howard had fake Ivana Trump on the phone to talk about the time they flew on the helicopter together. Ivana said if they did go down the last thing she could have smelled was Howard's farts.
Robin said they say that Kobe's basketball coach was one of the people who died. She said that Kobe's daughter was also in the crash. Howard asked what happens there when you die. Robin said they may have died from the fire or something. Howard said he can't imagine what it's like going down like that. He said he wouldn't want to tell his kids goodbye. Robin said you just say you love them and hold on.
Robin said she has seen Howard grab his daughter's hands when they were flying out one time. Howard said he odes that with his wife and daughters. He said it's become a superstition. He said he does that on any flight. He said he will hold his own hand on the flight if he's alone. Robin told him to stop it.
Howard took a call from a guy who had some things to say about helicopters. He said there was one that went down with 30 marines on it in 2005. He said he wanted some perspective on that. He said it's interesting that it was on the same day that Kobe's went down. Howard thanked him for the call. Howard said he wasn't aware of that.
Howard took a call from fake Judge Janine Pirro who wanted to talk about Kobe. He took the call and Janine said that Kobe was an American hero. She said the whole thing sounds fishy to her. She asked who hates American heroes. She said Muslim terrorists. She said this is why it's important to build a wall to keep Americans safe. Howard said he asked her not to get political. She said that the terrorists are the reason behind the fog. Howard let her go after that.
Howard said it is a sad story about Kobe. He said they met him when he was still in high school. Robin said he was in the NBA but he was very young. Robin said he couldn't believe where he was and wanted to see everyone who was there.
Howard said he has more Kobe facts. He read through some of the facts he had about Kobe and said he thought there was an issue between Shaq and Kobe. He said he'd think that they would like having one another on the team because their jobs would be easier.
Howard said Kobe wore two numbers in his career. He said he wanted a clean slate from 8 to 24 when Shaq left. He said he wanted to be one better than Michael Jordan so he had one number up on him. Robin said he was compared to Michael Jordan and he wasn't happy about that.
Howard said Shaq's song about Kobe was called ''Tell Me How My Ass Tastes.'' He played some of that song. Howard said he must regret that now. Robin said he is saying that he's devastated that his brother is gone.
Howard said Beetlejuice can't believe that Kobe is gone. He took a call from Beetlejuice audio clips and the guys had Beetlejuice asking about basketball. Howard thanked him for the call when it wasn't going anywhere.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was listening to the show and he's been a paramedic for a long time and he spent a lot of time on helicopters. He said when you're failing or crashing you can go down so fast you just say ''Oh shit'' because you don't have time to think. He said it's after that when you do retrospective on your life. Howard asked if you die from the impact. The caller said that you can lose consciousness fast or you die from the impact. He said if there was fog on the ground you can't see where you are. Howard said he doesn't think they should have been in the air.
Robin asked if you fall quickly when there is fog. Howard said he thinks they know that it goes down pretty fast. The caller said you can land without an engine but the problem is that you can't see the ground and you don't know how far it is. Howard said it's the landing and not so much the fog. The caller said that's right. Howard let the guy go after that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she saw Beth out at the Knick game on Wednesday and she looked really good. Howard said he told her that. He said he was telling her that she'd distract everyone. The caller said that Howard has no confidence but he looks so cool at the game. Howard said he was just sitting there watching the game. He jokingly said it was weird when Lebron started jerking off to Beth. He said Beth was kind of taken with Lebron. He said he was just playing basketball and she liked watching him.
Howard said his wife looked good. He said this is why Muslim men cover up their wives. He said he should have covered her up. Robin said there will be no covering up people.
Howard said Beth was taking pictures and sending them to her brother and their nephew. He said her brother was a good basketball player. He said his son is very good too. He said that's why she was sending pictures. He said Beth wanted to meet Phil Collins too but he wasn't going to do that. He said he doesn't like approaching famous people. He said it always turns into a disaster. Robin asked if they have interviewed him. Howard said they did years ago. He said it just never goes well when he does that. Robin said this could have been the one time that it worked and he missed it.
Howard said he went to meet Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams once when they were out at the same restaurant. He said Beth mentioned that they were there and he asked if she wanted to meet them. She said no but he went up to them anyway. He said he introduced them to Beth and they shot him a look like ''fuck off.'' Robin said they may not have known who he was. Howard said it turns out they were in the middle of something very intense and he didn't know it. Howard said it's just not good when he does that.
Howard said he saw Jim Cramer and Salmon Rushdie at a table once and went up to them. He said he thought he should be friendly so he did that. He said he was the bigger star there so he thought he would do that. Robin said he's such a mess. She said how about being a human being. Howard said that hasn't worked out for him. He said he wasn't going up to Phil Collins. Robin said it would have been fine.
Howard said he has to take a break. He said he hasn't even going to come in. He said he shouldn't have. He said he has too much of a work ethic. He said he should have just stayed home. He said he was worried about getting sleep last night. He said he turned off the Grammy's and went to bed. He said he was able to sleep well. He said he did get up 3 times to pee. He said he gets up every 2 hours. He said he worries about getting back to sleep. He said this inner dialog just starts. He said this voice in his head won't shut the fuck up. Robin said she talks to her voice in her head. She said it works.
Howard said he has a bunch of Army guys who want to talk about helicopters. He took a call from a guy who said he wanted to respond to the other guy. He said that they tell you not to forget about this and that but they have a day for veterans and they can grieve the guy without turning into a competition. Howard said that was kind of weird. He said this is the news of the day. He said they're not forgetting about the veterans. Howard thanked the guy for the call.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how many helicopters Robin has been on in her life. Robin said she didn't say she was an expert. She said she does know that in fog you can't see where you are. She said you can fly right into the ground if you can't see. The caller said Robin is an expert in many things but not this. Robin said she's just speculating. She told Howard to be on her side. Howard said she was coming across like that. Fred agreed. Fred said he thinks that they flew into a mountain that was like 2,000 feet. He said if you turn right and you're at 1700 feet then boom.
The caller said they work in the emergency response field and they know about all of that. He said Robin is using terms like updraft and things like that. Robin said she never said that word. She said she doesn't even know what that means. The caller said they did some nice things at a game last night when the teams were taking 24 and 8 second violations in honor of Kobe. Howard thanked the guy for the call and let him go.
Howard said the guy was so young. He said he was only 41. Robin said he was full of life. She said he was working on a lot of projects. Howard said he's the opposite of Fred. He said Fred is doing nothing.
Howard said Fred did a song about lynching. He asked what's up with that. Fred said he did that song. Howard said a lot of his relatives did a lot of lynching. Fred said as far as he knows they didn't. He said it was inspired by the movie ''Mississippi Burning.'' The caller said Fred is really good. She said it's unbelievable.
Howard read more about the songs Fred does. He had one about veterans. Howard asked if there are any love songs. Fred said there are a couple. Howard asked if his daughter gets upset with him for writing about a negative thing. Fred said not at all. He said it's more about love than her impatience. Howard sang a Cat Stevens song and asked if the songs are like that. Fred said not quite like that but close.
Howard asked if it's true that Fred performed one song in black face. Fred jokingly said he did.
Howard thanked the caller for the call. She said that she bought someone with her who had never heard the show and he loved it. The caller said she was right in the front row. Howard said she sounds like a groupie. She said she is a groupie. Howard said Fred should have sent the roadie out there to pick her up.
Robin asked if there were any songs about Alison. Fred said there were. Howard asked what the caller looks like. She said she's their age. Howard said goodbye to her immediately when he heard that.
Howard said Chris Wilding was there too. Fred said he was and he was hot for the bass player. Fred said he told Chris that he's taken. Howard said he has some of Fred's banter on stage. Howard asked if he wants him to play that. Fred said he doesn't care.
Howard played some of the audio of Fred talking on stage. There was a guitar playing but Fred wasn't sure if that was him or not. Howard played more of the clip and asked if he thinks he's losing the crowd by doing that. Fred said not at all. Howard said he'd be there to hear the music. He asked how long he'd have to wait to hear the song. Fred said they were very engaged.
Howard got to the song and let that play a little bit. He said he likes that. He said it's kind of like a Gary Clark kind of vibe. He said he's doing so much yapping though. Fred said he's not a fan of talking a lot either. Robin said that's the most they've heard Fred talk in a long time. Fred said that's the first time he's played out in 4 years.
Howard had Chris Wilding come in with his review of the show. Chris said Fred is really good. He said it was a lot of fun. He said that he was proud that he works with him. Howard said he saw him with his guitar up there. Chris said he did have some banter in between. He said he got a little political. He said he talked about Springsteen at one point. He said that he was saying that he thought they'd enjoy the show but he's no Springsteen. He said he had to do some tuning between songs. Fred said he changed the strings 3 nights before the gig and that was a bad idea. Chris said the crowd was digging him.
Howard asked if Chris is afraid of Fred. Chris said not at all. He said he left the show feeling good and coming in there and saying the opposite would feel weird. Howard said you can't do too much banter. Chris said there was a lot of banter. Howard said he's up there talking and he hears people talking over him. Chris said someone did ask if he talks this much at work. Chris said he had to say no.
Chris said there was a lot of talk about Trump and he broke into an impression. He said he was talking about how they had to hear him out because the guy is an asshole. Howard said Fred is doing a whole presentation. Howard asked if he rehearses his rap. Fred said not at all. He said that might be why it was all coming out the way it was.
Howard said he missed the show by going to the Knick's game. He said it's like seeing Haley's comet. Fred said it may be another 4 years. Howard said Fred is an excellent musician so it must have been good. Howard thanked the guys for the talk and went to break a short time later.
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Howard said he had a big breakthrough with one of their cats, Mushu. He said she's very shy. He said when they got her they got her from a rescue and she won't go near people. He said she won't climb into their laps or anything. He said she's just there and part of the scene. He said he made her his project. He said he started giving her treats and would get her closer and closer. He said he'd take 45 minutes of his day to get her comfortable. He said this weekend she started to come in and when he sits still she comes near him. He said now she lets him pet her. He said he can pet her on her head and chin. He said then she runs away like she doesn't know him.
Howard said Stray night he was sitting there and she jumped on the couch and let her rub her. He said you have to have patience with them. He said they can feel your tension. He said he has made tremendous progress. He said that was like climbing a mountain for him.
Howard said he was reading about the quarantine with the Coronavirus and he loves that. He said he lives like he's quarantined. Robin said he was out with Beth earlier in the week. Howard said he was but if he wasn't married he'd be home all the time. Robin said he would be out every night if he wasn't married.
Howard said he loves being home and painting. He said that's what he did this weekend. He said he loves doing it even when he's sick.
Howard said Bernie Sanders wants to say some nice things about Kobe Bryant. Howard took a call from Fake Bernie who had some things to say about him. Bernie says Kobe was about to come out with an endorsement for him when he died. He said it's a terrible loss. Howard asked if he was feeling the Bern. Bernie said that's a terrible joke. Howard said he meant that as his slogan. Bernie said he was feeling the Bern but not the Burn.
Howard said he liked Kobe's energy. Robin said he wasn't friendly in the league. Howard said he likes a guy like that. He said he can admire a guy like that. He said he shouldn't be liked. He said he should give it his all and just play hard. Robin said he did mend fences with a lot of people after. Howard said no one liked him in radio. He said they just wanted to win. Robin said they were not friendly either.
Robin said one of the guys she was watching recently was saying that they were playing Los Angeles and he was warming up and Kobe was there. She said Kobe started warming up and the guy would turn and see him warming up and he was putting on a show for this one guy. She said he later got to know Kobe and asked why he was working so hard. Kobe told him that he wasn't going to let him do better than him. Howard said he likes that. He said he'd want that guy on his team if he was a coach.
Howard said he and Robin do the same kind of thing in the morning when they get there early. He said they warm up like that.
Howard said JD is huge into pot these days. He said he took a gummy with pot in it and he didn't even know how much was in it.
Howard asked if JD is having a problem with weed and pot. JD said no. Howard said he's getting himself really fucked up. JD said he let loose that night too much. He said it's one of those rare times that he got out of control. Howard said this is one of their guys, John, who had JD over at his apartment for dinner. He said JD had a Margaweeda, weed gummies and joints and 3 bottles of wine in addiction to that. JD said he didn't have the 3 bottles himself. He said he split it with one other person. Howard said JD got very buzzed and got interviewed while he was inebriated. Howard said they asked JD when he last cried. JD said he cries all the time. He claimed he was tearing up right then. He said it happens all the time and he's not sure why. He said he's not sure what's going on there. JD was very talkative there too.
Howard said one bottle of wine is like 7 drinks. Robin said it's probably 6 but still. Howard said he's very into drinking and weed now. He said he used to be against it. Howard asked what's going on with the crying. JD said he'll be talking to someone and he just starts to cry. He said he doesn't know why. Robin said maybe he's mixing up crying and eyes watering. JD said that could be it. He said he doesn't know. Robin said she sometimes has her eyes water after putting on makeup. Howard asked what JD's deal is.
Howard asked if JD is always thinking about death. JD said he does. He didn't cry over Kobe's death but he was upset by it. Robin asked what he cried over. JD said he started crying at the end of the second IT movie. He said it was emotional toward the end. Fred did his JD impression and talked about crying about things.
Howard said JD admitted he's afraid of needles so he didn't get the flu shot because of that. Howard played a clip of him talking about that. Howard told JD that no one likes shots. He said you're a grown up and you deal with it. JD said that's what he did.
Howard said JD talked about getting beat up by a girl when he was a kid. Howard played a clip of JD talking about getting punched by this girl and how he fell to the ground. He said he didn't retaliate very much. Howard said he was really wasted in that one. Robin asked if he was eating in that one. JD said of course.
Howard asked why the girl punched him. JD said they had an argument and she punched him and he fell to the ground. Howard said he was pretty articulate in the first couple of clips but then he get hit by whatever it was and he can barely talk.
Howard said they asked JD about his co-workers and who was his favorite and least favorite. JD said he likes guys like Jon Hein. They asked JD about Chris and Gary. JD said Gary is talkative. He said he is fogged up. He described Will as cantankerous but lovable and a few other things. Howard said he's really wasted in that.
Howard said he hates being around people like that. JD said he does too. Howard said he's really getting the party going there.
Howard said JD got sloppier and sloppier as the night went on. He said this is JD slurping his glass. He played a clip of JD slurping his wine. He doing some weird stuff with that glass.
Howard asked why John would have JD over. JD said they have a good time together. Howard asked if John knows that Jon Hein is JD's best friend. JD said he doesn't know. Howard said JD was so drunk and stoned that he wanted to do some karaoke. Howard played another clip of JD singing ''Who's That Girl'' and ''Thriller.'' Howard asked if he remembers doing that. JD said drips and drabs.
Howard said this is JD just making up his own song when he didn't know the lyrics. He played a clip of him doing that. Howard said he's Blob Dylan. Robin said Beetlejuice comes up with better songs. JD said he doesn't remember any of this.
Howard played another one of JD making up a song. He said he thinks he's doing mumble rap there. JD was singing ''Don't Dream It's Over'' and mumbling the lyrics. Howard said that was Crowded Mouth.
Howard said JD was getting more and more wasted and he was making some weird noises with his mouth. He played a clip of JD snorting. JD said he does that sometimes. Howard said he thinks he's digging for Truffles.
Howard said anyone who does so much stuff in one night must be trying to self medicate. JD said not self medicate. He said it's something he's exploring. Howard said he's getting wasted. Robin said he's going very far with it. JD said he knew it was going to happen. He said this is the only night he's gotten that wasted. He said he doesn't like being out of control already. Robins said it sounds like he does. JD said it was just one night and he felt comfortable there and he had fun. Robin said thank god he doesn't feel comfortable very often. JD agreed.
Howard played a song parody about JD and went to break after that.
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Howard said this song came out in 1996. He said he's trying to remember the name of the song. He said he can't think of it.
Howard said music has gone backwards. He said he hears stuff other than Billie Eilish and he thinks it's going backwards.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was listening to the clips of JD and they're amazing. He said it sounds like clips from the show Intervention. Howard said it's weird that JD has gone from a guy who does nothing to doing all of that stuff he did at that party. The caller said maybe JD is nervous that Howard is going to leave there. Howard said he might want to sober up.
Howard said Leslie Jones is going to come in on Wednesday. He said he has to talk to her. He said he's looking forward to talking to her. He said he saw her do some stand up one night and she's very talented. He said she left Saturday Night Live and she has a bunch of movies coming out.
The caller said he upgraded his Apple TV and got the SiriusXM app. He said he watched them playing charades. Howard said Benjy told him he was great at it. Robin said he's always up his ass. Howard said no he isn't. Howard said people think his acting was good and Robin was a bit slow. Robin said she doesn't play charades so she doesn't know what the signs are.
The caller said that Chris Wilding and High Pitch Erik was wild too. He said he just wanted to thank him for the app. He said he wanted to say one thing to Benjy. He asked how his ass tastes.
Howard went through some feedback about that charades thing. He said his wife saw it and thought that they have so much fun in here. Howard went through the feedback and had some nice comments about it.
Howard read some feedback about Richard pulling Gary's nose hair and eating it. He had a bunch of comments about that.
Howard had some feedback about Kyle Dunnigan being on the show last week. They had a bunch of positive feedback about Kyle too.
Howard took a call from a woman who said Howard has said he doesn't like the way his voice sounded early on but she wondered if tried to change it. Howard said when he got on the air back then he got tight mentally and it reflected in the sound of his voice. He said he eventually stopped giving a fuck and his voice got to what it sounds like normally off the air. He said there's a lot about the mind tat we don't know. He said our brain is working all of those functions and it's a physical thing when you're on edge. Robin said people have made themselves blind or crippled. Robin said the brain handles everything. Howard said that's right.
Howard said he had no training in theater or the arts. He said all of his dreams and fantasies were in his head. He said when he got on college radio he had never spoken into a microphone. He said he had never been in a professional thing like that. He said he was a complete recluse. He said he never wanted to be in a school play or anything like that. He said his father didn't think he could do it. He said he'd tell him he didn't do anything and he had no reason to be doing that stuff. Howard said all he wanted to do was be on the radio. Robin said he did his puppet shows for other people. Howard said they were for boys his age. He said he did a few at an old age home. He said they turned into sex shows. He said his father's worries were real. He said it took him many years of working at shitholes to get his confidence. He said WRNW saved him. He said he needed to make $96 a week. He said that's all he was worth. He said he probably wasn't even worth that. Howard said they wanted to unionize there and he told them not to. He said they were going to go unionize and they'd lose their jobs if they did.
Howard said they sold that whole station for $300,000. He said it was a shithole. He said thank god for them though. He said he was talking into that microphone for 2 years. He said he got more and more relaxed. He said then he went to Hartford and got a little better. He said then it was Detroit and Washington DC. He said he got a little better each time.
Howard said his father told him he had to learn to be an announcer first. He said he told him a clown had to be an acrobat first. He said he had to be serious first. He said maybe he was right. He said for 2 years he was pretty serious at WRNW. He did a talk up like he was there as a DJ. Howard said he found the longest album cuts when he was there. He said he just wanted to make the records last as long as they could.
Robin said she saw a station that had all music but no words. She said it was a Led Zeppelin song and it was just the music. Robin said she heard it mentioned and it was Meg Griffin who talked it up. Robin said this was a really deep track.
Howard said he has a nice voice. He said the song isn't out yet. He said the guy is so talented. He said it's a horrible business though. He said the job isn't that easy. He said he has to go out touring and all of that. Robin said she thinks they like it. Howard said he's not sure about that.
Howard said he was watching Lizzo on the Grammys. He said Lizzo has Lizzongnas like Lady Gaga has little monsters. He said he just made that up. He said she doesn't have Lizzongnas.
Fred played JD snorting when Howard asked him a question .Robin said he sounds Klingon. Howard said speaking of that they have this new Picard Star Trek show on the CBS app. He said he wanted to watch all of the episodes but they only have one at a time. Robin said they're bringing back a lot of people from the show and they said Whoopi is going to be in it as her character. Howard said Lizzo's fans are called Lizzbians. He didn't know that.
Howard said he likes that Disney+ Star Wars show. Robin said she tried to sign up for that and it wasn't working. Howard said they have this Baby Yoda on that show. He said he likes it. He said the show is very good. He said he likes it.
Robin said there's something on Amazon called The Witcher. Howard said he tried to watch it and he wasn't into it. Robin said he has to try more than one episode. Howard said they have to get him the first time or he's out. Robin said Henry Caville hardly moves his lips. Howard said he likes him when he's Jesus. Howard said the Witcher is on Netflix. Robin said that's good. Howard said they should have a baby Spock in one show too.
Robin said George Takei is very upset that they have this new Space Force and they came up with their emblem last week and he thinks they're ripping off Star Trek so he had something to say on Twitter.
Howard said he has some clips from the Grammys. He said Sharon Osbourne saw this Louis Capaldi and thought he'd be good for her daughter. Howard said Louis was there. He said he has a performance that he did in their studio. He said you can go on the app and see it there. He played the clip of Sharon trying to set him up on a date with her daughter at the Grammys.
Howard said here's another Sharon clip. JD said they had her present Best Rap Song. He said it was like she was reading it for the first time. He said she has this proper English accent trying to say these rap names. Howard played the clip and Sharon was doing her thing with Ozzy there. Howard said Ozzy looked good. He said he saw him walking around there. Howard played the rest of the clip and Sharon did have a little bit of a problem with some of the names she was reading. Howard said it was like she was reading Latin.
Robin said some people said they should have her host the BET awards. She said she'd have names like that all night.
Howard said he saw the Prince tribute and that guy Usher was dancing around a lot like Prince. He said that was good. Robin said she was too bummed out by Kobe to watch that. Howard said FKA Twigs was looking good doing the pole dance too. He said he liked that. Robin said they said that she was wasting her talent with that. Howard said he used to hate pole dancing. He said he used to go to the strip clubs and when women are on a pole it's not sexy. Robin said to him it's not. Howard said it's not for anyone.
Howard said Fred is a big FKA Twigs fan. Fred said he thinks that FKA stands for Formerly Known As. Howard said Rob Pattinson was dating her when he was in there. He said he checked her out and didn't think much of her but when he saw her dancing he thought she looked great.
Howard said he can't call someone FKA. He said he'd have to find out what her real name is. Robin said P. Diddy changed his name again to just Love. Howard said that won't catch on. He said Robin tried to change her name to Ophelia. He said that didn't work. He said Snoop tried to change his name to Snoop Lion and that didn't work.
Howard said Demi Lovato got emotional when she started performing. He said it was her first performance since her overdose in 2018. He said he didn't know that happened. Robins said she's had a problem since she was a young teen. Howard played a clip of her starting her song and getting upset and having to start over. The crowd cheered for her when she had to stop.
Howard said on American Idol Simon told the contestants to never stop singing. He said that he would tell them to just keep going.
Howard said everyone was getting bleeped at the Grammy's. He said every kid on the internet is using these words but they can't say them on TV. Howard played some examples of the cuts in the audio of the show. Howard said Lizzo got bleeped. Howard said Aerosmith got bleeped during a song. Robin said she heard they had a bad performance. Howard played them getting bleeped.
Howard said when they did Walk This Way they had the rap guys talking over their song. He played some of that performance and it did sound like a mess. Howard said that's what happened there. Robin said they said that was one of the low lights of the Grammys. Howard said he has more people getting edited. He said he has Ariana Grande and a bunch of other clips. He played some more examples of the audio being cut.
Howard said Gary Clark Jr. got bleeped. He said he loves that guy. He played that one and it was the song he does that has the N-word in it. Howard said they use it on TV all the time so he's not sure why they cut it out. Howard played the Allison Morris clip where she sounded like she was using the N-word.
Howard said how about everyone gets one pass on the N-word and then you're gone. Gary said Gary Clark's manager said that being on the show was part of the reason they got the Grammy nomination and thanked them for it.
Howard played a clip of Billie Eilish going up on stage and just saying ''Thank you'' and running off. Robin said she was up there so much she ran out of things to say. Howard said Jon Hein had some stats on her. Jon said that Christopher Cross had the same awards that she won 30 years ago. Robin said they're saying they hope that what happened to him doesn't happen to her. Robin said he just disappeared after that.
Howard said he likes her music. He said he listens to her all the time. Robin said Dave Grohl said she's the only one doing anything interesting now. Robin said she is the youngest person with either song or album of the year. Robin said she succeeded Taylor Swift. Robin said Finneas won for producer of the year and that's also the youngest person to win that award.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they didn't make one mention of Neil Peart at the Grammys. Howard said they could have had a drum solo or something. The caller said that they had something for Nipsy Hustle. Howard said it's a small segment for them. He said that Michelle Obama won a Grammy. He said from a TV perspective they use the most popular names. The caller said it's a music show though. Robin said they spelled Rik Ocasek's name wrong. Howard said who cares. Howard said Richard refuses to watch the show because they dis rock and metal on that show. Howard said he and Robin don't get too worked up.
Howard said he was thinking about how Paul Giamatti should have gotten a nomination for Private Parts. He said the academy ignored him though.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Madison is still talking to him on Lithium. Howard said occasionally she does. Robin said she's always inviting him to concerts. The caller asked if he likes it when she sings. Howard said it's fine but he listens for the music. He said he does like that they have announcers. He said otherwise it's a streaming service. He said he could do without Madison singing.
Howard did an impression of his mother calling and asking what's wrong with him and why he's sick. Howard told Robin what the whole conversation was about. He told her that he didn't want to talk because he wasn't feeling well. He said she asked why he didn't call and he wasn't sure if he should tell her the truth. He said he told her he had a tickle in his throat and she said she'll get off the phone to let him rest. Howard said she'll call him for the next month to find out what's going on.
Howard had his mother talking about the exercise bike and how they never needed one. He said that they are in their 90s and they never needed one. He had his dad get on the phone and ask who was on the phone a bunch of times. His mother was telling him that walking is enough and he doesn't have to do so much. Howard said this is what's going to go on for a month after telling her about his cold.
Howard said he told his mother he's going to stop riding the bike. He said he told her he stopped and she was like ''Good. Feh.'' Howard said he told her that you have to get your heart rate up but she has no desire to do that and she never has.
Robin said she's not sure what this lady does but she met a 93 year old woman who still drives herself to Florida every year. Howard had her mom saying that woman is doing too much. Howard's mom was telling him that she told him he was doing too much when he was doing that America's Got Talent. Howard said he wasn't doing too much. He told his mom that he has a rowing machine too. She asked what that is. Howard told her that he has a cold now and she blamed it on doing too much and his body was breaking down.
Howard had his mom going on and on saying ''Believe you me'' a lot. Robin asked if she can say ''Believe me.'' Howard had her try to say it but it came out ''Believe you me'' every time.
Howard said he hears these kids who say they have stories read to them. He said his mother never read him a story. He went back into her voice and said he knew how to entertain himself. Howard had her talking about going to Camp Baumann and how much Howard hated that. She said he'd come home with a dry bathing suit even though he was supposed to be swimming there. Ray said that she called the camp and said her son wasn't swimming so they made him swim. She said they taught him how to swim and Howard didn't like it. She said Howard said to her that he's not going back there to Camp Baumann. She said she told him he can sit home but he can't complain and say he's bored. She said he stayed home and she didn't hear from him all summer. She said at the end of the summer he said he wanted to go to sleep away camp. She said she sent him and he loved it. Howard said he couldn't wait to get out of the house.
Howard said that's some story. Robin asked if that's another one from the tapes. Howard said it's the same stories over and over again. He said Robin should go visit his mother and she'll tell her the same stories.
Howard went back into his mother's voice and had her crying about how hard she tried and how he turned out fine. She said she's not sure why he's in that psychiatrist's office. She said they tried their best. Howard said he knows that. He said don't worry, he's not complaining about her.
Bobo asked Fred if he played ''My Generation'' at his concert. Fred said he did not. Bobo said he used to follow Fred a lot when he played on Long Island. He said he ran into him at a 7-Eleven once.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who said he was able to understand every word Ozzy said at the Grammys. He asked how that's possible. Howard said he said like 2 words. Jeff said he said more than that when he was interviewed. Howard thanked him for the call. Jeff let him hang up on him without complaining.
Howard said High Pitch Erik called the Cathi show. He played that phony phone call as he went to the bathroom. Erik called in asking for some help with his weight. He told her that he's 600 pounds. Cathi said she's speechless. She said in this day and age no one weighs that much. The guys put Howard on with Cathi and told her what Erik is eating these days. Then they put on clips of Howard as his dad yelling about fat people. Cathi said that it's their choice so you can't tell them what to eat. Erik was stuffing his face because of them. Cathi hung up on them.
Howard said she had the tough love for them. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he saw Saturday Night Live this week. Howard said not yet. The caller said Halsey was on and she has a good look. Howard said she basically runs around in a bra. The caller said she has a good voice too. He said he's not a fan of her music but he thinks she has a good voice. Howard asked Fred if he has one of her songs. Fred had a clip from this week's Saturday Night Live. Howard said he can just listen and see if he likes it without seeing her. Howard let it play for a short time and said it's alright. He told Fred he can stop it. Howard said they say that she was on a mechanical bull during this performance. The caller said it was a simulated mechanical bull.
JD said that she looked good in one of the sketches she did where she was just in a bra. Howard asked if JD is still high. JD said he's not. Howard said he saw this girl who was wearing a jacket and her titties were hanging out. He said her name is Bebe Rexha.
Howard asked what her music sounds like. He said he's sure he wouldn't be able to pay attention to her music. He asked Fred to find something. He was looking up the wrong name because Howard was calling her Bebe Brexit. Fred played one of her songs (You Can't Stop The Girl) and Howard said that's not bad. Howard said he feels bad for musical performers now. He said they have to put on a whole show instead of just singing. Robin said here was always a theatrical thing in pop music. She said with Cher and Madonna and everyone like them.
Howard said that song is giving him a headache. He asked Fred to stop it. He did a live commercial read and took another break.
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JD asked who Ralph likes. Ralph said he likes Ariana Grande. Howard said he thinks Ralph is pretty good at it. Robin said everyone has their own tastes. Ralph said she has to do something with that pony tail. Howard said she wipes her ass with it. Howard asked if it's real or not. Ralph asked what he thinks about this Lizzo. Howard said he's not a fan of the music. He said he felt like he was at a Broadway show watching her stuff but he's an old man. Robin said leave everyone alone and let them live their lives. Ralph said she wants to be commented on if she's out there dressing the way she does.
Howard said she looks like a Sumo Wrestler. He said he'd watch her wrestle. He said he told Benjy to dress more like her.
Howard said a lot of the acts at the Grammys are more like a musical. Robin said they like that at the Grammys. Ralph said back in the 90s the music was great and so were the live performances. Howard said they used to like some band from the 90s that he can't think of. Ralph said he's not sure what he's talking about. Howard said it was ''The... something.'' Howard said he's spacing out. He said they weren't super big but they were good. Howard hummed some of a song but it didn't sound like anything.
Gary asked if it was The Offspring. Howard said that's not it. He kept humming something but no one knew what it was. Ralph said he knows. He hummed some of a song too and said it's that band that sang Sanctuary. Howard said that's it. Howard came up with The Cult. Howard said that's it. He had Fred play that song. Robin said that's not the 90s. Howard said sure it is. Gary said it's from 1985. Howard said Robin was right for once. Howard said just listen to these guys. Howard let Ralph go and moved on to news.
Robin said she's thinking this is the song that she heard that was Led Zeppelin and she couldn't believe it. Howard played the song and said no one is playing this. He said this is the one song they fucked up. Howard said Meg used to play this stuff back when he worked with her at WRNW. He said she loves this kind of stuff. He said she just wants to be different. He said he loves Led Zeppelin and he hates this. He said this is like they're tuning their instruments. He said the song is called ''Poor Tom.''
Howard said he's going to put some lyrics to the song. He said that's what it needs. Howard started singing some of his own stuff to the music. Robin said this is the opposite of Stairway to Heaven. Howard said leave it to Meg to find that. He said he's never heard that. Robin said she wondered where that came from.
Fred said the song does have lyrics. He played that version of the song for Howard. Howard said he thinks they're goofing on him. He said they're not helping. He let the song play for a little bit longer and cut it off.
Howard said he worked for a station in 1977 and Meg and her husband were in charge of the station. He said Meg was the music director and she was hot. He said her boyfriend, Joe, was from Chicago and he'd play weird shit too. He said he had weirder shit than Meg did. He said she was normal compared to him. He said he remembers meeting Meg and she was great on the air. He said he wanted to fuck her. He said she was way out of his league. He said she'd ask what kind of music he was into and he'd say Crosby, Stills and Nash and they put him on in the mornings. He said he thought he knew music but not compared to them.
Gary said that song is so obscure it came out on a box set that included the Coda album.
Howard said he used to write down what Meg and Joe played and he thought that they'd like him better if he did that. He said they could play whatever they wanted there and he thinks that Meg brought in her own albums to play because he wasn't able to find any of the stuff she played.
Robin said she was listening to that show and Meg gave some good information about Neil Young. Howard said Neil is the greatest. He said most of his stuff was great. He said he's sure Meg could find something he did that wasn't great. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said Meg used to play The Ramones and Patty Smith and he wasn't into it back then but now he can get into it.
Robin said she has a tape of the youngest member of Mensa UK. Robin said this is a 3 year old Asian boy who has a 142 IQ. Robin said he's in the 99.7th percentile. Howard asked if his IQ will go up or stay the same. Robin said it doesn't have anything to do with maturing. Robin had a clip of the kid reading like an adult but he was only 2 at the time. Howard said they say that a lot of these geniuses never kind of go anywhere. He said you take a big dummy like him and he had to try hard. Robin said Howard didn't invent anything she can use. Howard said he tries but it doesn't happen.
Robin read a story about how Nick Jonas had food in his teeth when he was singing at the Grammys and people on Twitter had a meltdown. Robin said they went crazy over that. Robin said he says no one told him. Howard said clean your teeth before you go on the Grammys.
Howard said Malcolm Gladwell says that IQ has nothing to do with success. Howard said he has a friend who has a high IQ and he's a doctor. He said he would have loved to have gone to medical school but he was too stupid.
Robin had a clip from the Grammys where they were announcing Billie Eilish was the winner of all of these Grammys. Howard said he's happy for her. He said he really likes that kid. He said she was good when she came in there. Robin said now she gets to write the theme for the next James Bond movie. Robin said that will be money coming in the rest of her life. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Kobe Bryant's death. She had some details about Kobe and his 13 year old daughter dying along with 7 other people. Robin said the FBI has been called in to do an investigation. Robin had a clip of Jack Nicholson commenting on that. She had some other clips for Howard to play where people were commenting on Kobe's death. She had some things she read from people like President Obama and Michael Jordan.
Robin read a story about a poll that says a majority of people want Trump impeached and removed from office. Robin said the NY Times has seen the book that John Bolton wrote and they say that he says there was a quid pro quo in the holding of funds for Ukraine. Robin said Bolton says he wants to testify to Congress but he has not been allowed to. Robin said Trump says he told Bolton no such thing. Robin said they're saying that if you don't exonerate the president with witnesses then it doesn't mean that he didn't commit the offenses he was charged with even if they vote not to impeach.
Robin read a story about Alan Dershowitz saying that the president has to commit a crime to be impeached and he has not committed a crime. Robin said the president is continuing to campaign. Robin said he's going to be in Wildwood, NJ and people are already waiting for him to show up. Robin said people started showing up yesterday.
Robin read a story about Bernie Sanders leading in the polls on the democratic side. Robin said Joe Biden is in second in a CNN poll. Robin said Elizabeth warren is in fourth behind Pete Buttigieg.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he ever takes helicopters. Howard said he talked about it earlier and he has but he doesn't like taking them. He said whenever he was flying the pilot world tell him there was fog and he refused to fly. He said he think that what happens is that someone will see it's a famous guy and they insist on flying. He said they might want to impress their clients. Howard said Gary was once on a helicopter with Artie and Ralph and Gary didn't want to land. Gary said Artie wanted him to land. Gary said the pilot said he could cut through the fog with his blades and Artie wanted him to do it but he didn't want to try that. Howard said you have to listen to the copter guy.
The caller said he sees that people are bringing up his rape case from back in the day. Howard said that case was dropped and he said that never happened and all of that. Howard said that is part of his story.
Robin said his marriage did manage to survive all of that. Robin said he never had any trouble since then. Howard said there's always controversy over stuff like that when someone dies. Robin said she heard one woman say that in order to prove to his wife that he loved her that he taught himself to play piano for his wife. Howard said the most impressive thing was what happened on MSNBC. He played the Allison Morris clip again. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Andrew Yang being on with Bill Maher this weekend. Howard said he was great too. Robin said she asked Howard years ago about robots taking over and what would happen when everything gets automated. Howard asked what he told her. Robin said he told her that they'd figure something out for people to do. Robin said Yang is saying that we're not there yet. She had some other things that he was talking about and saying that he's not a bad idea. She said he has already been endorsed by Dave Chappelle. Robin had some audio of Yang for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about the president showing up at an anti abortion rally. Robin said Trump actually showed up at this event. Robin had some audio of Trump speaking at the march for life. Howard said the Donald he knows is not against abortion. Robin said she thinks he is. She said when Marla Maples got pregnant she asked if he uses birth control and he said yes. She said that he did have the baby even though he uses birth control. Howard said he thinks this is something new and it's for the yahoos who vote for him. Robin said Donald has this spiritual advisor who is a Florida Pastor. She said she was at this rally too and she made some kind of crazy statement asking for all Satanic pregnancies to miscarry. Robin had some audio of that batshit crazy statement. Howard said she sounds really normal. Robin said she's saying that it was a metaphor and she didn't mean anything by it. Robin asked how you keep an advisor when they go that far. Howard said Donald needs kooks.
Robin said they ran footage of Trump on Saturday Night Live where he was talking about Elon Musk. Robin had some audio and Donald was talking about how Elon is doing rockets and he does good at rockets. He said he was worried about him because we have to protect our geniuses like Thomas Edison and other geniuses like the guy who invented the wheel.
Howard took a call from fake Paula White who was rambling about the satanic wombs and all of that.
Robin read a story about Rudy Giuliani going nuts on a show and had some audio to go along with it. Rudy was talking about Hunter Biden and going on and on about the money he was getting over in Ukraine. The host of the show was trying to end the show but Rudy kept talking.
Robin read a story about Mike Pompeo being interviewed by NPR and he got very tense with her during the interview. Robin had some audio of Pompeo talking about defending Marie Yovanovitch and the host asked where he did that. Pompeo got defensive and said he has and that's all he will say. Robin said they don't have it on tape but the host later talked about how she was treated afterward. She claims that he screamed at her and asked her to pick out Ukraine on a map. Robin said Pompeo asked for a map and she was able to point to Ukraine which stopped him but he continued to yell at her about the way she interviewed him. Robin said this made it to the news on other networks. Robin had some audio for Howard to play. Howard said now Donald is threatening to take money away from NPR over that. Robin said she doesn't doubt that.
Robin read a story about the 75th anniversary of Auschwitz being liberated. Robin had some details about that and the ceremonies that will be commemorating it.
Robin read a story about the Coronavirus and what they're trying to do to stop the spread.
Robin read a story about Michael Avenatti going on trial today. She said he's being sued by Nike and they say that he demanded that they hand him $20 million or he'd expose them for paying college athletes.
Robin read a story about the movie Bad Boys For Life being number 1 at the box office this weekend. Robin said the movie 1917 came in second and Doolittle came in third.
Robin read a story about Eli Manning announcing his retirement after 16 seasons and 2 Super Bowls with the Giants. She had some audio of Eli making that announcement. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:10am.
Howard started the show talking about how he has a lot of thoughts. He did a bunch of ''Hey nows'' too. He said he's following the Kobe Bryant story very closely. He said he wasn't very close to his parents because they sold his stuff from his room and put it on ebay. He said Kobe said he went to buy his parents a house and they didn't think it was big enough so nothing was good enough for them. He said they say at the time of his death that he was on the verge of some kind of reconciliation. He said his dad was at the basketball camp he was going to. Robin said sometimes when you have famous children you wonder if the parents are still parents.
Howard went into his impression of his mother. He said she called last night because he has that cold. He said he was feeling much better. He said she said he can rest and she can get off the phone. Howard said she told him to call when he's completely better.
Howard had his mom talking about how she's selling some of his stuff from his room like his puppets and his baby teeth. She was selling the underwear he had with grit in it. He said she's selling it on ebay. Robin said she doesn't believe this because they don't know what ebay is.
Howard was still in his mom's voice and telling him what stuff of his she's going to sell. She was going on and on about the stuff from his childhood. Howard mentioned the sneakers he wore as a kid. Howard said sneakers were a big thing back then. He said he didn't have Cons but he always wanted them. He said he had PF Flyers or whatever. He had his mother going on about how he's not wearing sneakers to school even if everyone else wears them.
Howard said maybe he would have felt better about himself if he had been able to wear sneakers to school. He said he told her everyone else was wearing them. He said his mother told him to dress like the governor. He said she didn't like those sneakers. He had her telling him they look like rags on the feet. Ben got on the line and said he never had sneakers. Robin asked if that's right. Ray said it is. She said she had one pair of shoes and most days she wore bread bags on her feet. Robin said get out of here. She said now she's making things up.
Howard said his parents were on his side but you always hear about things that parents give away of their kids. He said it's just amazing how families will turn. He said his parents never did anything like that. He joked about her selling the poster of him and Imus. He said they had that hanging in his bedroom. He said that was kind of a shrine to him. He said they had the poster hanging up. He said it was him and Imus. They used to have that down in the subway. He said the slogan was ''If we weren't so bad we wouldn't be so good.''
Robin said she heard that Kobe and his family didn't get along but she didn't know what the bone of contention was. Robin said he may have thought he made Kobe what he was.
Howard said he thought about it and his audience you don't see. He said he has millions of fans that listen every day. He said this is his magic mirror telling him this. He said he asks his mirror who the fairest of them all is. He said he looks in it and it tells him that he's the most important one in radio. He said Kobe was great but not the greatest in his field. He said there are so many others. He said the mirror told him that he is more important than Kobe Bryant and all was well in his kingdom. Robin said she was thinking about how he had all of this to himself. She said no one else of note died at the same time. Robin said the award show was coming up that night and a lot of stuff was happening.
Howard said the mirror told him that Jimmy Kimmel had no studio audience last night. He said he was too upset about Kobe that he didn't think he could be funny in front of the audience. He said Jimmy Fallon cried too. He said the mirror said that if he dies Jimmy will take a whole week off. He said that's what the mirror told him. He said the mirror told him he's more important.
Howard talked to the mirror and it was telling him that Kobe just put a ball in the hoop and Howard has been King of All Media. Howard said he was kind of bullshitting about the mirror but now he hears her. She told him that he looks so handsome this morning. Howard asked the magic mirror if he is more famous than Kobe and Jimmy will cry for a whole week.
Howard said the guys are saying they can't hear the magic mirror. He asked them to put a stop to it. Fred said it's coming through on just one channel. Howard said maybe he really is insane because he's hearing it. Gary said he could hear it but others couldn't. Howard asked how that's possible.
Howard said he thought his head was going to split open. He said he didn't know this but Jimmy Kimmel came out and he was upset about Kobe of course. Robin asked if he ever interviewed him. Howard said his agent called him to tell him how he had met Kobe. He said the story is that he when his movie Private Parts came out he was up for an award. He said it was the Blockbuster Award for best newcomer. Robin said she was there. She said she told him the story yesterday. Howard said his agent had a story. Howard said they were up for this award from Blockbuster that ended up going out of business. He said he was nominated and he was kind of excited about that. He said he thought it was a good film and he would take that award.
Howard said they told his agent that he was going to win if he showed up. He said he was kind of disillusioned by that but he would take it. He said they had to go to L.A. and he'd get an award and make a speech. Howard said he wanted it for his acting. He said he fell right into that. He said he thinks awards are bullshit but he wanted that one. He said he was told he could pick who he wanted to present it to him so he picked Heather Locklear. He said he told her he wanted to jump on her and start kissing her and she was all for it.
Howard said his agent and Robin were with him at the award show. He said he saw Janet Jackson's ass up close there. He said it was really big. He said it was like she was carrying a trunk. He said she had the original Kim Kardashian ass. He said Michael had no ass at all and Janet had an ass that was like the whole Jackson 5 ass. He said Mariah Carey was singing there. He said he thought she was singing to him. Robin said she came to them later that night and someone got her to sit there and do an interview. She said they were telling her how good she was on the show and she said she could see them making fun of her hand gestures during the show. Howard said Robin has some memory.
Howard said his agent reminded him that they were back stage and he was no sports fan but Don saw this tall and skinny kid back stage. He said he was only like 18 years old at the time and Don went over and said hell. He said Don said Kobe was fresh out of high school and standing by himself just taking it all in. He said he was just like a kid who had gotten to the big city. Robin said that's what she said yesterday. Howard said Don was all psyched to meet him and he had him come over to say hi to his man. Howard said he had been checking him out and Kobe came over and said a quick hello. Robin said she was right next to Howard too. She said maybe that's how it went down but she thought that she had introduced them. Howard said they did meet him.
Howard said Jimmy was so broken up last night. He asked if she wants to talk to the magic mirror again. Robin said sure. They had fixed the audio problem. Howard said he checks in with the mirror to see if he's the fairest of them all. Magic Mirror told him his hair looks very good today. Howard said he was telling Robin what she said to him last night about him being the greatest of all time in his field. Magic Mirror said that he's number 1 with the vomit enthusiast. She said Kobe could play basketball but not turn on people like that.
Howard asked Magic Mirror to tell him what she was telling him last night. She went on to tell Howard that if he dies Jimmy will die with him and the Wack Pack will jack up their Cameo prices in honor of him. Howard asked if they will make more of a big deal out of his death or Kobe's. Magic Mirror said that they would fart in jars and eat Metamucil crackers in honor of Howard. She said they're leaving basketballs for Kobe. She said Jenn Sherman would be really upset if she lost Howard.
Howard said President Obama isn't going to tweet about him. He said Trump won't either. He said he may have to come to grips with the fact that Kobe is more famous than him. Magic Mirror said Bobo may light himself on fire like a Tibetan Monk. Howard said he likes that he's number one in his field but Kobe wasn't the number one in the NBA. Magic Mirror said that he got Richard to eat a nose hair and Lenny Dykstra to sing about pussy. Howard thanked the mirror and let her go a short time later.
Howard said he keeps thinking about Kobe's daughter. He said she was so cute. Robin said here were 7 other people who were on that helicopter who died too. She said they had a cute relationship from what they can see of it. Howard said when they figure this whole thing out they're going to see that Kobe had a private pilot who only worked for him and they're going to see that they shouldn't have been flying in the fog. Robin said they were cleared to fly but even the pilot requested to fly with visual control. Robin said you can get information from the tower and see what's going on but they kept telling him he was flying too low. Robin said when he went into that turn he dropped down again.
Howard said there's a lot of email about Robin being an expert in flying. He said they said she was way off base. He read through some of that feedback about Robin's thoughts on the crash. Robin said she hopes it was a fast decent and they didn't know what was coming. Robin said she wants him to tell the Magic Mirror that he put a smile on people's faces the day after.
Howard said all respect to his buddy Jimmy. He said that they had this fresh news and they came in there like troopers. He got Magic Mirror back on and told her that. Magic Mirror said he's being very critical now. Howard said he just wanted to say that they threw that together. He said he just wanted to tell her that. Magic Mirror said she's in line of his way of thinking now. She said goodbye again. Howard said she's 400 years old.
Howard read some feedback about them doing the show yesterday after that tragedy. Howard asked what Jimmy's relationship with Kobe was. He said he has to think he'll go berserk when he dies. Robin said Jimmy got very upset about the lion that died. She asked if he was more upset about that. Howard said they have to call Jimmy up and yell at him for canceling his audience yesterday.
Howard said maybe Jimmy was hanging out with Kobe at Ted Sarandos' house. He said that guy has a fortune and he gets those guys to show up. He said Jimmy Fallon cried too. Robin said she's never seen him cry. Howard said he did have an audience. JD said he had his back to them. Howard said he has to hear about this. JD said they had him cloaked in darkness and he was facing away from them. Howard said wow. He said maybe he should do something. Howard said Stephen Colbert lit himself on fire. He asked if that's right. He said he has to go watch.
Howard said they played some audio of JD high yesterday and people wrote in about that. He read a few things that people wrote in about that. Howard said the fans love him drunk and high. Howard said that was pretty good yesterday.
Howard said they moved the clock in there and it's fucking him up. He said he has to do more to look over at it.
Howard said Alicia Keys is a strange one. He said he's never seen anyone more relaxed while hosting a show. Robin said she needed a cattle prod to wake her up. Howard said she was all about love and all of that. He said she kept saying the word love over and over. He said one thing he did like was that she changed her outfit a bunch of times. He said she tries to make it look like she's not wearing makeup but she is. He said she also wears dresses that show tittie but just the side. He said it goes right up to the nip. He said it's like she wants to put her nip out there but she can't.
Howard said the tittie dresses flatten out the titties so they're like pancakes. Robin said she has to glue them to the dress so that's why they do that. Howard said he has some clips of Alicia Keys. Howard played one where she was playing piano and talking about how proud she was to be there. Howard asked what that accent is. Robin said she may be putting that on. Howard said she's also dropping the G from the word amazing. Howard said Oprah called and said she sounds a little self important. He said not one of the things she's saying makes any sense. He said she's so pleasant that you can't come out against her.
Howard played more of Alicia and said he thinks President Trump's tweets make more sense. Robin said if he talked like this the republicans would impeach him. Howard played more of her speech and said he has to transcribe this so he can use this when he's asked to say a few words. He said they'll haul him off like he's out of his mind.
Howard had Fred play some piano music for him. He played something he didn't like. Fred didn't like it either. Howard got back to the Alicia clip and started it over. He said there's not one thing he understands on this. He asked Gary to go hire him a piano player to come in there.
Howard asked Fred if he has something. Fred said he's trying to find the right thing. He wasn't able to come up with something He liked. Fred finally found something. Howard didn't like that either. He said he's ready to do this but Fred doesn't have what he wants. He said no one can find him a piano song.
Howard asked Fred to search for piano music on the internet. Fred said he is. He said he's searching there too. He said he was looking for a piano solo but just shit came up. Howard told him to just play something. Fred played a song for him but Howard said he's lost all energy on this bit.
Howard said it's been a tough morning so far. Fred said it's not his fault. Howard went into his Alicia Keys impression and talked over some piano music. He said it's not working. Howard asked if the guys in the back have anything. Gary said he has something. He told him to play George Winston's ''Joy.'' Fred tried that and Howard started his Alicia Keys impression again. He went into that for a few seconds. Howard told Fred that the guys in the back were sending him links to songs but he's not using them. Fred said he didn't see them. Howard asked why not. Fred said he has like 3 other screens on that screen. He said 3 other pages. He said this is feeling like the Orson Wells gonk tape. Howard said he could have used those songs. Fred said he's looking on the same screen. Howard said it's ponderous. He did more of his Alicia Keys impression.
Howard was talking like Alicia but talking shit about Fred not being able to find the piano music.
Howard said not one thing she said made sense. Robin said it was like that Larry King article that he used to write with the dot, dot, dots. Howard played the clip over again and listened to Alicia not making sense. He did his impression of her again.
Howard said Jim Meyer is on the phone and he wants to fire Fred. He took the call from fake Jim who asked what the fuck is going on in there. He was all upset and throwing stuff around. Robin said they have every piece of music there is and Fred can't find it. Jim said Fred is on thin fucking ice. He said he has to go put on Coffee House and calm the fuck down. He turned on some soothing music while he was still on the phone. He said he can't hear Howard over the construction there. Howard said that's an inside joke.
Howard let Jim go and went into his Alicia Keys impression for a little longer. He was going on and on with nonsense. He said he could do this bullshit. He played a little more of Alicia and then went into his rambling nonsense again.
Howard said she's got some rap. He said she knows a lot of shit. Robin said she's not sure she knows anything. Howard was making up more stuff that he could say if he was making one of these speeches. He was going to pass wind into the microphone to show the winds of change. He actually got on the microphone and farted. He said it smells too. Robin asked if change has a bad smell. Howard said everyone else hates it but it smells good to him.
Howard played more of Alicia's speech and she was talking about ''realness'' and ''inclusivity.'' Robin said listening to her she doesn't think she's ever been real. She asked if she talks like this every day. Howard said he thinks she does. Robin asked if she was high. Howard said she was getting under his skin a little bit.
Howard said Bonnie Raitt was really good. Robin said Brandi Carlile has gotten very glamorous. Howard said she's such a talent too. Robin said she saw that Usher performance of the Prince stuff. Howard said he liked that FKA Twigs dancing around on the pole too.
Robin said Buck Henry died while they were off and they haven't said a thing about him. Howard said they won't either. He said he will do a show where there is no audience and his back is to them.
Howard said Buck Henry and Mel Brooks put out the show Get Smart. He said that's one great thing he did.
Howard said he loves Jimmy Kimmel because he threw the whole audience out and did a show without them. He said he will be sure to watch Fallon turning his back on his audience. He said he wishes he could turn his back on his audience too.
Jason said they use the peel from the banana to masturbate and it's very slippery. He said if you have food allergies it can be a problem and it can spread germs too. Howard said this is another internet trend.
Howard said men are dipping their balls in soy sauce. He said there's a video that started on TikTok. He said someone posted that testicles have taste buds and you might be able to taste the soy sauce with your balls. He said a lot of men are doing that with their balls. Robin told Richard to get in there. Howard said they have actually agreed to dip their balls in soy sauce. Robin said they should be blindfolded and they can see if they can tell what's what. Howard said they need water and soy sauce. Howard told the guys to get their balls out and take their clothes off now. Richard said ask and ye shall receive.
Howard said Richard has put on some weight. Richard said he has a commute now and he is exhausted by the time he gets home so he's not exercising.
Howard asked what's going on with Sal's cock. Sal said its looking a little like a sausage this morning. Howard said they might have to take a break and get to this. He said he needs a break and then they can dip their balls in water and soy sauce. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard said in front of them they have soy sauce. Gary said Sal is going to go first. He said he has water and soy sauce. He said he has to pick which is which. Sal went first and said it's cold. Sal said he immediately got the taste of soy sauce. He said it went through his nostrils and he thinks it's soy. Gary said that was water. Sal tried it with the soy sauce and said this is so strong in the nose. He tried tasting it. He said he can taste absolutely nothing.
Howard asked if Richard has bathed. Richard said he did on Sunday. Howard said it stinks in there. He asked why he didn't shower. Richard said he didn't have time yesterday. He said he has a 2 year old son. Howard had Richard put on his blindfold. they had him dip his balls and he said he didn't taste anything. Richard said he's getting something salty. Richard said he thinks that's the soy sauce. Gary said it is. Howard said maybe he can taste it. Richard said he thinks that you have to leave it in there a minute so it can soak in there. Howard said they should get a few things to give the test. Richard said Gary wants to try the chocolate. Gary said he didn't say he wants to try it. He said he wondered if you can taste it.
Howard asked if Richard really thinks he cold taste it. Richard said not really a taste but something soaking in his balls that tingled.
Howard asked how you don't have time to shower. Richard said it takes him a while. Howard asked what he was doing. Richard said he was watching his son. Howard said how about you take 5 minutes to shower. Richard said they were making dinner and he went to bed at 8 after dinner. He said this morning he got up and had to get dressed and go to the train. Gary said get up 4 minutes early to take a shower. Richard said he knows. He said that's just how he is. He said showering isn't that important.
JD said Richard spent an hour watching NFL interviewed. Richard said that was while he was watching his son. Howard let the guys go after that.
Howard said he's going to eat his whole dinner like that tonight. He said maybe if Gary could eat chocolate like that he'd never gain weight. He said it's too bad women can't do that with their vaginas. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and sang along with that song. He asked how he did. Robin said he was right in there. Howard said he committed.
Howard said he was listening to the various late night hosts during the commercial break. He said Fallon wins because he cried way more than Kimmel. He said Ellen also cried. He said James Corden and Conan didn't cry. He said he feels that Ellen, Jimmy and Jimmy are more human beings. Robin said Ellen didn't cry on the Grammys. Howard said she waited for her own show to do that because she's a good broadcaster.
Howard said Kimmel does the same thing with everyone so maybe he's not so close to him. He said he was in touch with Kobe and he was sending gifts to him. Robin asked why Fallon cried more. Howard said he just lost it.
Howard said this is Jimmy Kimmel. He played a clip of him talking about sending Kobe a book to read when he was injured. Howard said he has to talk to Jimmy. He said he does the same thing with everyone. He said when he's not with him he's with Huey Lewis.
Howard played more of Jimmy talking about Kobe and the stuff he had done with him. Howard said he does the same thing with him.
Howard said he has to ask Jimmy if he's really his best friend. Robin asked if he has ever said that to him. Howard said no. He said his best friend is Beth. Robin said she thinks of Howard as her best friend. Howard said she should and so should Fred. He said Robin is a very dear friend of his.
Howard played more of Kimmel's comments on Kobe in front of no audience. Jimmy broke down crying in that clip. Howard said he thinks Jimmy is going to take the week off when he dies. Robin asked if Howard will know it. Howard said he will find a way. He said he would rather he do his eulogy now.
Howard said Fallon cried more than Kimmel. He played a clip of Fallon talking about something that went on with Kobe. Howard said he did this with his back to the audience according to JD. JD said that's right. He said they were in the dark and Jimmy turned his back on the audience and faced the camera. Howard said wow. Robin said she thought he choked up and turned. Howard played more of Fallon talking about Kobe and crying. Fallon said they would laugh about the things they did. Jimmy said today Kobe and one of his daughters is gone. Howard said Fallon might have known him better than Kimmel. He said Fallon knew him from the beginning. He said he went on a beer run with him. He said Kimmel gave him a book. He said he doesn't leave his house so he doesn't know anyone. He said he just knows Fred.
Howard played the Alicia Keys speech again. He was still trying to figure out what she was saying. Howard said the people in the front row looked really confused. He did more of his impression of what that sounded like. Fred played some piano music.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this Fallon and Kimmel stuff is absolute crap. Howard said lets not be mean there. He said leave that to him. He said leave it to professionals. The caller said Howard has changed and he used to be very mean. He said he's nice now. Howard said that's right. He went into his Alicia Keys impression again and talked about how it's 2020 now and things are different. The caller said Howard has become softer so other people have to do it now. Howard said spread the love and shut the fuck up.
Howard said he was going and drawing naked people and that's not as easy as you'd think. He said he would go into these classes and draw these people and it's really not sexual. He said that no one was making eye contact with him. He said it was mostly guys posing.
Howard said it takes a lot of work and it's a learned skill. He said it takes some time but you can do it. Howard asked if the caller is okay. She said she's fine. Howard asked if she has a husband. She said no. Howard asked if she wants one. She said no. Howard asked if she beats off a lot. the caller said she takes care of her mom. Howard said that will take the sexuality out of anyone.
Howard asked how old she is. The caller, Patty, said she's 56 and her mother is 88 and has dementia. Howard said he knew she was depressed. Howard said she doesn't even have time to touch herself. Robin said she has time to shower. Howard asked what she does all day. Patty said she gets her out every day and waits on her. She said she gets her meals and operates her bed and all of that. Howard asked where she gets money. Patty said she's on disability. Howard said she has to keep the positivity. He asked if her mother can use the bathroom. Patty said so far yes. Howard said that feces can be a problem.
Howard said if she paints she'll have something to do. Patty said she has a cat that drives her nuts. Howard said it should make you feel calm. Patty said she won't let her pet it. Howard said you have to work with it. He said that's what he does.
Howard asked if she works out. Patty said she doesn't. Howard said he figured. He said she must be overweight. Howard asked when she last had sex. She said 35 years ago. Howard asked if she misses the touch of a man. Patty said no. Howard asked what she liked best about sex. Patty said she didn't go for the guy going down on her. Howard asked if she liked the penis in her. Patty said she didn't go for it. Howard said she sounds like every woman he ever fucked.
Howard asked how many times she had sex. Patty said she tried it maybe 3 times. He said it didn't work for her. She said she got urinary tract infections. Howard asked if she ever had an orgasm. Patty said she has. Howard asked why not do that now. Patty said she just doesn't do it. Howard said maybe some pleasure in her life. Patty said he watches TV and her mom watches DVDs. Howard asked what she eats. Patty said just about everything. She said she shouldn't be having sugar but she does. Howard asked if she doesn't care anymore. Patty said no.
Howard said he has someone on the phone who is more depressed than she is. Howard took the call and the caller asked how he got into chess. Howard told the story about how he learned and the caller was answering like Patty with just one word answers. Howard asked if he's talking care of his mother. He said he's taking care of his uncle who has dementia.
Howard had the two of them talk to each other. Chris Wilding was doing the voice of the other depressed person. Patty and Chris talked about their depressing lives.
Howard said they're hitting it off. He asked if they can do this until 11. Howard asked if Patty is on medication. Patty said she is and she named a few things that she's on. She had something for mental illness. Howard asked if the other caller is mentally ill too. He said he is and he's on some wacky medication. He made up some names for the meds.
Howard let Patty go a short time later. He told her to check in with her paintings if she starts doing that.
Howard said he's going to get the gang in there. He said he has to do some rapid fire stuff to clean out the computer. He said that they have a lot to get to. They went to break after that.
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Howard asked Fred if he likes this or this one. He played JD singing some karaoke. Howard said this is a drunk JD Harmeyer doing his tribute to Michael Jackson.
Howard said he brought in Gary, JD, Jon Hein and Richard Christy. He said Richard hasn't bathed in 2 days. Richard said he's as happy as a pig in shit.
Howard asked Gary what he has to talk about today. Gary gave him a menu of things to talk about. Howard told Gary to start. Gary said Michael Rapaport made it to the finals in the fantasy football league this year and he lost to Richard. Howard asked how much Richard won. Richard said it was $1,200. Howard asked if Michael calls him and screams at him. Richard said he won't give him his number. He said he doesn't need that so he never gives him his number. He said he's not going to give that to him.
Gary said he texted Michael and taunted him after he lost. He said he was giving it to him. Howard asked if he wrote back. Gary said Michael goes into this weird mood talking about being in mourning and how he's kicking him when he's down.
Howard said Michael came in second so did he win anything. Richard said he did. Gary said he didn't have Richard's number but he had Sal's. He said he picked on him in the Sal voicemail. Howard had a clip to play where Rapaport was going on and on about Gary on Sal's voicemail.
Gary said they had the wrong email address for Michael and he didn't get his money yet so he called in and threatened people over it. Howard had another clip of Michael going off on them for not paying him his $400. He was on Sal's voicemail again. Howard said give them the right email address and they'll get it to him.
Gary said Michael put up an Instagram of himself yelling at the construction workers in front of his budding. Howard said he empathizes with him on that. He said it's really annoying. He said that if you have an apartment there you have this small space you're paying a lot of money for and you can't even nap.
Richard said they have scaffolding around their building to stop people from being hit by stuff falling. He said a woman was hit by their building. Gary said he mapped out a way that he can get there and never get wet from Grand Central. He said he can walk under covered areas.
Howard played the clip of Michael yelling at the guys about how it's been 5 years now that they've been doing construction. Howard asked if that's real. Gary said it is. He said they can't hear him yelling from the 15th floor though. He said he's a tough guy up there. Michael was screaming at them to turn that stuff off. They just kept going. Howard said that is torture. Howard said he applauds him. He asked if you can imagine being his neighbor.
JD said last summer Cane had his computer freeze up during his show and he freaked out. Howard played a clip and the music stops and Cane has to get on the air and explain what's going on. Cane said his system is completely frozen. Howard said he's not used to talking but he has a great radio voice. He asked what they're playing there. Richard said it sounds like they were playing Nirvana there. They're back to playing the music they were playing when Howard was there.
Howard played more of Cane trying to get his equipment running. Howard played the clip over to hear the way he was saying the name Martin. He said it like ''Mar-in?'' Howard said it's like a Martian. Cane was saying this is so weird. He didn't know how to reboot this thing. Howard said no one is coming in to help. He said that means no one is listening. He said even their own engineers are listening.
Howard said one thing they learned is that everyone was listening. He said they were bleeping the show all the time.
JD said he was trying to use the backup machine but he didn't know how to do that. Cane was going through the buttons trying to get it to work. Howard asked where ''Mar-in'' is at. Gary said imagine you're in your car and hearing this. Cane said this is out of his wheelhouse and his pay grade. Cane said it's the first time in 20 years that this has happened. JD said this went on for about 5 minutes.
Howard said that radio station is a real powerhouse. He played more of the clip and Cane was saying he could let it go to dead air. He was fiddling with buttons and stuff there. Howard said the poor guy. He said he's not used to working that hard.
Howard said he has when he finally got help. JD said he had to get up and yell outside the studio to get help. Cane said he was getting up to yell out the door. Howard asked what's with that station. Robin said no one is listening. Howard asked what the engineers are doing. JD said he finally got someone.
Howard said he likes this actually. He said he likes to hear that kind of stuff. He played more of Cane finally getting someone to help him out. Someone was in there and got it back up and running. Cane said he hates him. He hit a button that Cane said he had hit.
Howard said he must have hit the ''Make it work'' button. Howard played the rest of the clip and Cane said something else wasn't working. Then it started to work. Howard said he liked that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he started therapy last week and Howard was his inspiration for that. Howard said the religious guys were making fun of him for having therapy and saying if he had Jesus he wouldn't need it. Howard said talking to someone who actually talks back to you is a good thing. The caller said he appreciates everything they do. Howard said it takes courage to go to a therapist. He said it took him 5 years to finally make the call.
the caller said he's going to a female therapist. Howard said he thinks he might want to go to a man. He said he thinks he has father issues. The caller said he doesn't think that's the case. Howard said he hears something in his voice. Howard said he was told to go to a male psychiatrist. He said he would be trying to figure out how to have sex with his therapist and that would not be good. Howard said he sensed something in that guy. He said he thinks he needs a male therapist.
Howard asked if anyone ever says that they could learn to play the guitar or something with that time they waste on this stuff. He asked why people don't want to be great. He said he doesn't get it. He said people call him gay. He said he's going to be fucking his wife on Super Bowl Sunday. He said that his wife enjoys him. He said she doesn't care about the football that much. Howard said he will watch the game. Richard asked if he's going to root for the Chiefs. Howard said he has family in San Fran. Richard said he has an employee who is from Kansas. Howard said he wants to see Richard weep. Richard said he'll cry more if they win. Howard said he thinks he wants them to win. He said please shower if they win. Richard said of course.
Howard said he wants to know what the weird bets are. Jon was asking if they wanted to bet on anything and Howard said he doesn't care. Howard said he finds it odd that J-Lo and Shakira are the halftime show.
Jon said the prop bets are so crazy. He said they have bets on how many wardrobe changes J-Lo will make during her show. Howard said you know that someone like Ariana Grande is going to take her clothes off but she looks like a kid to him. He said he's not into her because she's too young. Howard said she's not that great a song writer either. He said Billie Eilish was saying that she thought Ariana should have won one of her Grammys. He said he didn't think so.
Howard said she's very popular with 172 million Instagram followers. He said that she came in with Pete Davidson but wouldn't talk on the microphone. Howard said she came in and talked love talk to Pete when she came in. He said that 172 million is like the size of 3 countries.
Howard said when he was on terrestrial radio he was big in the ratings. Howard got his Magic Mirror back on and talked to the mirror about how important he is. He asked if he's more important than Ariana Grande. Magic Mirror said that Ariana can't hold a candle to Howard. She said he doesn't have to be carried like a baby everywhere he goes. Howard asked the mirror a few questions about how important he is. Magic Mirror told him that he is the Gone with the Wind of radio. She said that Al Pacino is a hack compared to him. Howard said alright even he doesn't believe that.
Howard said the Magic Mirror always makes him feel better. Robin said he has to compare what would happen if they died on the same day. Howard had Magic Mirror come back. He said she might be getting lunch. She came back a few seconds later. Robin asked Magic Mirror what would happen if Ariana and Howard died on the same day. Magic Mirror said it would be Howard getting all of the attention. She said that everyone would cry for Howard and only Howard.
Howard asked where they were. Jon said they were talking about halftime. Jon went into the prop bets about which song will be performed first. Jon had some clips to go along with what he was talking about. Howard said JD must like this stuff because it's like EDM. JD said he doesn't like singing with the music he likes. Howard said he bets that's what she does with her music. He said she just makes up songs with EDM music. Howard said there isn't even a lyric in this. He said it sounds like a Steven Singer commercial so far. Howard played more of this Shakira song that Jon had for him.
Jon had Howard playing a few other songs that were up for betting on being the first one to be performed.
Howard said he's not going to watch this halftime show. He said he doesn't get why they have them performing.
Jon said there's a bet about if Pitbull will show up during the show. Jon said there are bets on if A-Rod will be shown during the show. Howard said he thinks they won't. Robin said she'll take that bet.
Jon had another bet about if you'll see butt crack on J-Lo. The guys discussed that for a short time.
Jon said they have a prop bet about if there will be any cleavage shown by one or the other. He said you can go with just one or the other or neither. Howard said they should bet on if they will mention Kobe. Robin said the game is a couple of weeks off. Howard and the guys said that the game is this weekend. Robin thought it was still a couple of weeks out.
Howard asked Gary if he has a party for the game. Gary said he's going to the game actually. He said this is the first time. He said he thinks if the Jets were in it he'd rather be home but he's never been to a game before.
Howard asked where Richard is going. Richard said he thinks he may just stay home and watch. Gary asked if he's going to Will's party. Richard said he would rather concentrate. He said he needs to hear and see everything. Howard asked JD why he's laughing. JD said he'll tell him off air. He said he's not sure if everyone knew about Will's party. Howard said only the cool kids are going. Gary said Richard lives close to Will. Howard asked if Jon was invited. Jon said he was. Howard asked if anyone is shocked that they're not invited. Jon said he was told not to mention the party.
Richard said Gary really Booey'd it this time. Gary said no one said not to say anything. He said Will was going around asking for a head count yesterday.
Howard went through more of Shakira's songs that she could perform at the halftime show. Howard listened to them and said he thinks she has more recognizable songs than J-Lo. Richard said she's huge overseas more than J-Lo. Howard played more songs and tried to figure out what she'd play first. JD was betting with Robin and Howard on some of that stuff.
Howard was arguing with JD about which song she's going to start with. He said she's had two good songs. He said she's going to come out and do a shitty song first and save the hit songs for the finish. JD said she has limited time. Jon said he sees his logic in this. Howard said he'll win this bet.
Jon said they have bets on how long the National Anthem will last. He talked about how Gladys Night went over 2 minutes last year. He said Demi Lovato is performing it this year. Howard said he thinks that she'll try to show off and she'll go over.
Jon said the other thing is if she'll forget a word during the song. Robin said no. Howard said he's saying no too.
Gary said they have a bet about which commercial will come on first. Jon said he has a bunch of those kind of bets. Howard said he doesn't even know. Some of the guys were betting on that one. Robin bet and JD wanted to get in on that too.
JD mentioned that Sean Hannity is going to do an interview with Trump during the Super Bowl. Howard asked if Bill O'Reilly has been resurrected. Robin said she thinks he's trying but not yet.
Howard asked if there's more good bets. Jon said they have a bet about the color of Gatorade that will be poured on the winning coach. Howard went with Red on that. Jon said he thinks so too.
Jon said they can do most valuable player. Jon said he won't mention any names. Richard said he has bet on them already. He told Howard what his bets are.
Jon had more bets he went over with Howard. They were talking about who might win MVP and what that MVP winner will talk about first.
Jon said they have a bet about a player being arrested in Miami after the game. Howard said he's going to go with no on that one.
Howard said Brent said that O'Reilly is paying for ads in the trade papers. Howard had Brent come in to talk about that. Brent said Bill has a radio update thing he's doing for radio stations. He said they're Christian conservative stations. Howard said he saw an ad for him in the trades. Robin said she's seen him all over the internet. Howard said he's not in hiding at all.
Howard said Charlie Rose is waiting for his comeback too. Brent said that Weinstein is going to jail. He asked if he's read the transcripts. Howard said he has seen some of that.
Howard said the female lawyer is really getting to the women in the case. He said the jury starts thinking about that stuff after she brings up that stuff. Howard said today they said that Harvey pulled a woman's tampon right out and did it with her after she said she was on her period.
Howard asked how his headaches are. Brent said he's felt good on some days. He said sometimes the migraines are really bad. He said he has some special glasses to wear. Howard said he's not used to seeing him in them.
Howard took a call from fake Harvey Weinstein who was saying that he was a big time basketball player at one point and they should let him off the hook because of that. Howard spent a minute with him and let him go a short time later.
Howard asked if that's all the bets they have. Jon said they have the final score of the game bet. Howard said he thinks he's going with the Chiefs to win. They spent some time talking about who they think is going to win. Robin said she's taking the Chiefs to win. Gary did too. Jon was the one taking the 49ers. Jon said the last thing is the over under on the final score. They put in some bets on that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Gary has to let Richard go to the game. Gary said Richard can go. Richard said he wouldn't expect Gary to let him have his tickets. He said Gary is going to go and have a great time. Gary said he brought Richard to the World Series. The caller said he doesn't believe that Gary got them himself. He said he got hooked up. Gary said he's being taken by his neighbor.
Howard said he has to get to news. He said he has to get out of there on time so he can get better. Jon went over what they all have in bets on the game at that point. Howard said there's a lot of betting going on. He said now he has to pay attention to the game.
Howard asked what Richard had. Richard said he had some man on the street stuff but hey can get to it next time. He said ''Lets go Chiefs'' and started crying talking about how happy he is that they're in it this year. Howard asked why this is so important to him. He asked if it's because they're a small city. Richard said that's it. He said he will root for the Eagles because his wife is a huge eagles fan. Howard said he will get him crying. He brought up his dad. Richard started talking about his dad and started crying. Howard said his dad is getting older and he's getting older so you don't know how many more games there will be. Howard said this could be the chance to see something big. Richard said with Mahomes it's going to happen. He said this is the start of something great. He said he and his dad are going to see it for many years to come.
Howard said what an emotion to come out of him. Richard said this is huge for him and every Chiefs fan out there. He said they've been waiting 50 years for this. He thanked a bunch of the team and cried as he was doing it. Howard asked who he will call first. Richard said his dad of course. He said his dad doesn't cry like him though.
Howard played Richard's dad taking that call. Richard went along with that and cried as he was talking to his dad about them winning.
Howard said Richard is so emotional. Richard said he did a great impression of his dad. Howard did more of it and had him talking about how they don't need teeth and things like that.
Gary asked what he's going to be like if they lose. Richard said he'll be okay. He said with Mahomes they'll get there eventually. He said he'll call his dad either way too. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said Richard has to tone it down a bit. He said if they lose it sounds like he's going to kill himself. Howard said he's not sure what's going n in his head. The caller said they're going to get pounded by the 49ers. the caller said he waited on him at a bar and grill in Albertson. He said his mom sold him his house in Greenvale. Howard said he didn't live there. The caller said he did. Howard said nope. He said his mom's name was Linda. Howard said he bets he tipped this guy well too. The caller said he was like 19. He said he's 50 now. Howard said he should have just said he did. Howard said he Linda sold him that house that he doesn't remember living in. He said he does remember a Linda though.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who wasn't there. He had mute on. Howard asked what the fuck is wrong with him. King said he got bummed out on the Kobe thing and thinking about what they said on their way down. He said he wondered what they might be saying. Robin said they may have said ''Holy shit'' according to the experts. Robin said they didn't know what was happening.
King said that guy Mahomes is half black and he's married to a white woman and he's a Trump supporter. He said he won't thank God first because he's going on the white side.
King said he has something about the Weinstein case. He said he's not defending him but they're going on the assumption that he's guilty. He said what he's saying is that if the women were assaulted like they say they were then... Howard said ''Uh oh...'' King said if someone robs your house what do you do first? Howard said you shoot them. King said you do something. Robin said rape is not like robbery. Robin said if you got raped would you call the police? King said absolutely. Howard said he'd call them first.
Howard asked King what happened when he abused people. King said he never did anything like what he's accused of. Howard asked what he did. King said back in the day he was abusive. He said he might have smacked someone. Howard asked if they called the police. King said no and he even told his mother that. He said maybe it was consensual. Robin said there was no consensual in a slap. King said they're mixing apples with oranges. Howard said no they're not.
King said that Weinstein's lawyer was asking questions that were good. Robin said that's her job. King said that's all he's saying. Robin said he didn't say any of that. King said lets take the news. He said every night when they report on the case they always say what's happening to him. He said they never talk about the women's side. Howard said they did report on that. Howard said he has to go. He said he wants to get to the news.
King said he needs some advice. He said he owns a condominium. He said he owns his house outright. He said he has a small mortgage on his condo. He asked which one he should borrow money on. Howard said it doesn't matter. He said if you're borrowing money it doesn't matter which one. He asked what he's borrowing money for. King said to fix something up. Howard told him to call his accountant and ask him. King said he did and he told him what to do. Howard said he knows better than they do. He said go talk to that guy. King said he's getting rid of this black accountant. Howard said he's such a racist. Robin said she's not sure where he got his accountant from. King said this guy came to the closing of the condo with sneakers on and a suit. He said he looked crazy. He asked what's wrong with these guys. Howard asked if he's any part Jewish. King said he's not unfortunately.
Howard said in Roosevelt he was friends with a guy who was from an accounting firm that was all black and they were great. He said his stereotype about not finding a good black accountant is wrong. King said he never said that.
King said he has one more point to get out. Howard said this is boring. King went into his boring story anyway. He said he hired this guy who painted his place and he put the brushes in his Nutri-Bullet to soak them.
Howard had a guy on the phone who is an accountant and he has some advice. He took the call and the guy said borrow against your primary residence. He said he has to do that. King told him to email him. Howard let King go a short time later.
Robin started her news with a story about Hillary Clinton has a documentary coming out about her and she gets very candid about things. Robin said she talks about being interviewed by Howard in it. She had a clip for Howard to play where she talked about how long her interview was and how much she enjoyed it. She explained why she did the interview and what she enjoyed about it. Howard said he loves her. He said he takes a special pride in that. He said he's a Hillary Clinton fan. He said she came in there and talked honestly and he liked it.
Howard took a call from a woman who said they can't call King of All Blacks king anymore. She said they have to call him Dumb of All Blacks. She said they have to rename him. Howard said King named himself. He said they had nothing to do with it. The caller said they have to come up with something else. She said she wishes he'd stop acting like he's above us. Howard asked if he can leave the crown like Prince Harry did. She said he probably never had one. She said if he did it came from 5 Below or somewhere like that.
Howard said Rahsaan has refused to call him King too. He said he calls him by his first name Larry. The caller said that's a good name to call him. Hard said he doesn't know one black person who likes King. He said he calls himself King of All Blacks but no black people like him.
Howard got King back on the phone and let him respond to the caller. King said he's going to let her talk because he knows that she's going to scream. The caller said she's not going to scream. She lectured King about all of the stereotypes that he uses when he calls and told him to stop breaking down his own race to get on the air. king said his name ain't Larry. He told her that he gave these people a chance so he doesn't have stereotypes. He asked the caller if she's going to cook dinner tonight. The caller said she is. She said she cooks every night and she made breakfast in the morning. She said she's been married for over 20 years too. King said she's one out of a million. King said he never tried to break down anybody on this show. He said he just said he hired these people and they did that to him so he's giving an example. The caller said every example of what he has is bringing people down.
Howard asked the caller, Joy, what she looks like. Joy said she's told she looks like Tracy Ellis Ross. King asked if she has any perm in her closet. Joy said no she doesn't. King made another stereotype comment about something in her closet. Joy said that's what she's talking about. Howard let them argue for a couple of minutes. King ended up calling her ''bitch'' and he changed the word antagonistic into ''antonistic.'' Joy asked him to apologize for calling her a bitch. King said he's sorry she's a bitch. Robin said he called to defend Harvey Weinstein today too.
Howard asked if King thinks Joy deserves to be hit. King said no. He said if he's an abuser and she chose to stay with him... Robin said this is a stupid question. King asked why she would do something to make him hit her. Joy asked if the women he hit made him hit them. King said if you tell them not to do something and they do it then they're going to get hit. Joy said there is nothing that you can say to make you want to hit them. Howard said that was very good. He said she just dropped the mic on him. King said she did not. He said she's just talking that shtick that everyone is talking. Jay said any man who ever put their hand on her never saw her again. Joy said that women will stay because the man tells them that they will never do it again. King and Joy kept arguing and Howard let it go on. Robin said he has to finish the news. Howard said they're in the middle of a debate there. Howard said Robin has had it but he could listen all day. He said he thinks King is arguing that his wife is too dumb to leave him.
Howard said he thinks Joy pegged him. King was still asking questions but Howard was trying to wrap it up. Howard said he thinks Joy won this argument. Joy told him to come up with another argument. King said that she can go cook her husband some more eggs, bitch. Robin said if he can't stop the name calling then he has to go. Robin said he has to stop. Joy said he's not used to being talked over. Howard eventually thanked them for calling and let them go. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the Grammy ratings going down this year. Robin said they say that they were down 5 percent since last year's show. Robin said last year they had nearly 20 million viewers. Howard said the show is full of so much filler that he just fast forwarded through it and watched it in about 20 minutes.
Robin read a story about the Wall Street Journal saying that the pictures of Jeff Bezos that were leaked and going to the National Enquirer. Robin said that there is evidence that his girlfriend shared the texts with her brother who was the source. Robin said she hasn't heard what's going on with her and Jeff now. Howard said sometimes love gets a grip on you. Howard said when he met Beth he sent his naked pictures to her brother directly.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that caller was great with King and she called him out. He said she was the clear winner with that argument. Howard said he agrees.
Howard said there was a lot of fan feedback about Ralph the other day. Ralph said he's sure it was positive. Howard said it was not. He let Ralph go after that. He didn't get into the feedback because they were doing news.
Robin got back to her news and had some audio of Michelle Obama's audio book which won a Grammy. Howard said she was a great first lady. He said no one can dispute that. He said he was always impressed with her. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Denny's giving away free meatless burgers for lunch on January 30th. Robin said you have to be there from 11am to 10 that night. Howard said he has had those beyond burgers and they're great. Robin said Denny's stock is down but Beyond Meat is up today. Howard said everyone should be serving these burgers. Robin said McDonald's wanted to make a deal for these things but they have so many restaurants that they can't do it. Howard said he might go back to that place if they had something like that. He said he would like to see them go to a meatless burger. Robin said Burger King has. Howard said he's going there then. Howard asked if Jon Hein will try it. He said he'll have him over to his house to have a meatless burger. Jon said he has it in his head that it's not that good. Howard said it's better than meat. Jon said he will try it. JD said he has gotten into vegan stuff and it's not that bad. Howard said it's downright great. Jon said ''not that bad'' isn't that enticing. Howard said he makes it at home and it is great. He said Jon would love it. Jon said he is willing to try. Howard said he's like a 5 year old.
Robin asked if Hunter Biden is going to be that kid or relative who is always in the news if Joe becomes President. Howard said they may lock him up for 4 years. Robin said they never heard about him until he married his sister in law. She said that she sees that he has agreed to pay child support to a woman in Arkansas who he fathered a child with while he was dating his brother's widow. Robin said he finds a way to get into the news all the time. Howard said Jimmy Carter had Billy Carter. He said they figured out what to do with Billy for four years. Robin said you have to be careful with the relatives when you're president.
Robin said investigators say that the crash that killed Kobe Bryant had radioed in that he was trying to avoid a cloud layer before he crashed into a mountain. Robins said they say that the site is devastating. She said the debris is spread over the area the size of a football field. Robin said they say that Kobe started using helicopters so he could be a better family man. She had some audio of Kobe talking about that in an interview. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Ralph seems to be transitioning. Howard jokingly said he is becoming a woman. He said he doesn't know what Ralph is up to. The caller asked if he likes it when he's looking at him in his underwear. Howard said no gay man wants to see him in his underwear. The caller said it seems like he's putting himself out there with Chris Wilding and all of that. Howard said they did go to a movie together. He said they saw 1917 together. He said if he was gay and was with Ralph he'd blow him during 1917. Howard said that story is not his to tell. He said he can ask Ralph himself sometime. He's not on the line right now. Howard said as far as he knows Ralph is straight.
Robin asked Howard to be Tiger Woods in this scenario. She said you're on the golf course and your friend Kobe Bryant is killed. She said your caddy knows. She asked if he should tell him in the middle of the game. Howard said he should not. He said if he's doing well don't tell him. Robin said that's what the caddy did. She said he let him play the entire round before telling him what was going on. Robin had some audio of Tiger talking about when he found out and how sad he was when he did find out.
Robin read a story about the Harvey Weinstein trial and had some details about the latest person to testify in it. Robin said she claims she was assaulted in her loft by Harvey Weinstein and pressured into unwanted sex 2 weeks later. Robin said she claims that he pinned her down and pulled out her tampon and forcibly had oral sex with her.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has to thank him for helping people get through tough times like this Kobe Bryant thing with his show. He said he never gets upset about celebrities dying but this one really got to him. Howard said this guy lives in California so that's part of it. The caller said he and his daughter did bond over watching him. He said it's just sad. Howard let him go and went to his Magic Mirror again asking who the fairest of all is after hearing that call. Magic Mirror said ''This again huh?'' She said maybe that caller should step in for her from time to time. Howard stuck with the bit for a couple more minutes. It sounded like even the Magic Mirror didn't want to keep doing the bit.
Robin read a story about 2 missing children from Idaho in Hawaii. Robin said they were living there in Hawaii. Robin said the parents are refusing to say where their children are. She said the couple had their spouses disappeared and they got together and now the kids are missing.
Robin read a story about the articles of impeachment are up for auction and they are expected to go for over $20,000.
Robin read a story about Lori Loughlin pleading not guilty in her trial. Robin said that it's happening in Boston and she's facing several charges in her case.
Robin read a story about how there are scams going on out there trying to target the market for Kobe's memorabilia.
Robin read a story about Acetaminophen being linked to many hospital visits and how you have to be careful not to overdose.
Robin read a story about the Jeffrey Epstein case and how they're looking for Prince Andrew's help in the case over in England. Robin had some audio of someone talking about that. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
Howard started the show talking about how he was informed that Harry Harrison died. He said he gets all of the radio trade press. He said he must have missed that yesterday. He said he was a famous New York radio guy. He said someone asked if he wanted to be like that guy and he said no. He said they had really deep announcer voices and he didn't have one of those. He said they were very articulate like guys you heard on commercials. He said he's not sure why he even thought he could be in radio. He said none of this makes any sense.
Howard said Harry was in his 80s. He said he worked on WMCA and it was a top 40 AM radio station that went up against WABC that played top 40. He said they had a big war and Harry's shtick was that he was the second mayor of New York. He said that was his line and that's what he did.
Howard said people thought he was a fan of Harry's but he just listened to him. He said the fantasy wasn't to be Harry, it was to be Soupy Sales on radio. He said he wanted to have a funny show where he was the focal point. He said he wasn't sure why he thought that because there was nothing like that.
Howard played some audio of Harry doing his thing. He had a few different clips. He said he's kind of like Alicia Keys at the Grammys. He doesn't make any sense. He said if you had a deep voice it didn't matter. Robin said that's what she noticed. She said they didn't make any sense. She said they didn't even prepare. Howard said they're like hot chicks who don't have a personality.
Howard did his impression of Harry talking up a song and not making much sense. Howard said he would listen to himself in the shower and try to sound like that and he never did sound like one. Howard played more of Harry's talk ups and they didn't make any sense. He was just talking.
Howard said no one was listening that hard. Robin recited some of the words that Harry said and they didn't really say anything. Howard said they just had to sound cool and deep so they sounded professional.
Howard did more of his impression and said maybe he could have done that job. He said he really didn't know what those guys were talking about. Harry was talking up the song ''Satisfaction'' so that's what Howard was talking up.
Howard read the obituary for Harry Harrison. He had a bunch of information about who he worked with at WMCA. He played his talk up again and let it play a little longer. Harry was giving birthday wishes and things like that. Howard said he talks so much you lose track of what he's talking about. Gary came in to talk about that. He was pointing out some of the odd things he was doing in that talk up.
Howard said Harry had some phrases that he used. He read some of those and said his big one was ''Every day should be unwrapped like a precious gift.'' He said back then you could use stuff like that over and over again.
Howard did his Harry Harrison impression again and said he could have done that. Robin said he could have. Howard said maybe he still can. He said he was like the top of the food chain for radio guys.
Howard said Harry was doing this back in the late 50s. He said WMCA never did beat WABC. He said Harry moved over to WABC. He said that he replaced Herb Oscar Anderson and no one noticed. He said they were replaceable like the two Darrens on Bewitched. Howard said he just made up nonsense. He said they made big money back then too.
Howard said Harry retired in 2003. He said he had a pretty good career. Howard said he always wondered if that's how they talked off the air too. He said maybe they were depressed people.
Robin said she remembers one guy who wore a blazer to work and he would come in and sub for someone at WNBC. Howard said that was Joel Sebastian. Robin said he always wore a blazer and had his hair nicely groomed. She said it was bizarre that he dressed like that. Gary said his blazer had a crest on it. Howard said they had a creed back then. He said they were like Mandalorians.
Howard said those guys yearned for the days when you didn't have to entertain anyone. He said they just had to make stuff up. Howard did his impression of those guys as he was talking about that.
Howard said you never paid attention to anything they said. He said it didn't matter what they said. He said it went in one ear and out the other. He played more of Harry's clips and had him coming out of a song and talking about Elvis.
Howard said it doesn't matter what they say. He made up more stuff they could say and did his impression of Harry. Robin said you could say racist things and no one would notice. Howard said he really doesn't know what they're saying. He played a clip of Harry rambling and not making sense. Howard asked what he just said. Robin said she just zoned out.
Howard rewound the clip and tried to figure out what he was talking about. Harry was talking about someone who wrote a song or something.
Howard did his impression of Harry and said he was jarring his own urine now. He had Fred play a song for him to talk up. He played ''Satisfaction'' again. Howard rambled on and on about nonsense. Howard said it's like listening to a mental patient on the radio.
Howard played a clip of Harry rambling in another clip. He said he was afraid to do this kind of radio because he was afraid he wasn't stupid enough. Howard had Fred play another song for him to talk up. He played ''I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)'' and Howard talked it up. Fred played a couple of other songs for him to talk up too.
Howard played another clip of Harry playing a commercial and talking over that and then rambling. Howard wasn't sure what he was talking about. He said if you're an announcer you're amongst the most articulate people on the planet but you have no idea what these guys are saying. He said they're really not communicating. Howard made up more stuff that could have been said and no one would have paid attention.
Richard asked if that's who Howard's dad thought he sounded like. Howard said he was told to sound like them. Shuli said his grandfather sounded just like that toward the end of his life when he had dementia. Howard did another talk up and rambled like these guys.
Howard said he's gone and he was part of his childhood. Robin asked how old he was. Gary said he thinks he was 89. Howard said he just had the obituary and it's gone. Gary said he crumpled it up and threw it away.
Howard said he was on the phone talking to Kidd Chris and they were bullshitting about radio. He said he realized how little he knows about radio now. He said he didn't know who he was talking about with the gossip he had. He said Chris has been out in Cincinnati for like 5 years on WEBN. He said he's doing well out there. He said he was shocked that he could hold a job that long.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he hopped in the truck and he thought that this was great to hear. He said it's great to hear old radio guys like that. Howard said he was something.
Howard played more of Harry Harrison when he was on WCBS. He said that didn't make sense either. He played another clip where Harry was talking about what time it was and acting like he was shocked by the time.
Howard took a call from fake Broadway Bill Lee who was doing a tribute to Harry Harrison. He was doing a bunch of talk ups of songs for Harry. Howard said you can say just about anything when you have that kind of voice. Fake Bill was doing a bunch of tributes to Harry and talking up a bunch of songs and not making much sense.
Howard said that's enough of that eulogy. He went back to playing clips of Harry Harrison. Howard asked how anyone could listen to this kind of radio. He said he's not sure why he wanted to be on radio hearing this.
Howard made up more nonsense that the guy could have said during a talk up. He went from playing clips to doing his own talk ups where he said crazy stuff.
Robin said she's kind of getting into this. She said it's starting to make sense now. Howard said she's vibing with it now. Howard said the announcer is like an annoying gnat that won't shut the fuck up.
Robin said he's just making noises and not making a lot of sense. Howard said he should have tried this kind of radio. He said maybe he would have said some things that would have gotten attention.
Howard had Fred play more music for him and he did another talk up just rambling and making crazy comments.
Howard said maybe he could have done this. He said maybe he still should. He did more talk ups with Fred playing various songs for him.
Howard asked if one person was able to write down the phone number for the commercial he read. He played more audio of Harry and said he's gone at 89. Richard said he should go on 60s on 6 and do this. Howard said he could do that. He talked up a song and said more crazy stuff.
Howard said he could yell out just about anything with this voice and no one would say a thing. Fred played more songs for him to talk up with his crazy comments.
Howard said he's going to go on 60s on 6. He asked how he can do that. Gary said just walk down the hall. Howard said he'll be an anti-Semitic announcer. He did more talk ups with Fred playing songs for him. He was making crazy statement after crazy statement.
Robin said maybe this will get the song that's stuck in her head. She said she wakes up hearing that song by Gary Clark Jr. where he says the N-word. Robin called him Larry Clark too so Gary had to correct her on that.
Fred kept playing songs and Howard would go into his impression whenever a song came on. He thanked Fred for doing that. Howard said these guys blurted out shit that you didn't understand. Fred played another song and got Howard into it again.
Howard played another Harry Harrison clip where he was doing a New Years discussion. Howard asked what the fuck he's talking about. Howard made up his own rambling nonsense for a New Years talk.
Howard made up more rambling nonsense as Fred was playing songs. He said that's enough of that. He had Fred stop with the clips.
Howard said High Pitch Erik wants to do a Harry Harrison impression. He took the call and Erik was doing his deep voice but it was really slow and nothing like Harry Harrison.
Shuli said he has an update on Erik. He said he got two speeding tickets and one was for over 90 and one was for over 100. He said the 90 mile per hour he did a defensive driving course. He said he could have gotten 12 points for the other one. He said he could have lost his license for that. He said his lawyer got it down to 2 points. Howard said he got lucky. He said the rest of us aren't so lucky. Gary said he has to have close to 12 points with everything else he has. Erik said no. Shuli asked how many total he has. Erik said he just has 2. Shuli said he doesn't even know. Howard said he'd still drive even if he lost it. Robin asked if he has to go back for the ticket or is that it. Erik said he doesn't have to go back. Erik said Robin is so feeble minded. Robin said he has to stop it with that. She said he uses that all the time.
Howard said he must have a great lawyer. Erik said he had to pay him $300 for that. He said he's a great lawyer out of Buffalo. He said his name is Tom. Howard said he should pay him triple that.
Howard thanked Erik for that. Erik said he's a safe driver now too. Shuli said Erik broke down this fantasy for him and Chris Wilding. He said he doesn't have sex in the fantasy but he wants a projector screen to show a scene of Chris on his ceiling. Erik said he wants a clock projector with a picture of Chris Wilding on his ceiling. Shuli asked what Chris is wearing in the picture. Erik said he's in shorts and you can see him bare chested. He said his shorts are hiked up. Howard asked if you can see his ass cheeks. Erik said he doesn't even want to see that. Howard asked if he wants his cock showing. Erik said yes.
Howard asked if Erik sees that he's possibly gay. Erik said no. Howard said he wants to see Chris in shorts and no shirt and he still thinks he's not gay. Robin said he's feeble minded. Howard said no, Robin is. Shuli said he was telling him about some hot chick he had in a dream and he was thinking he really wants a guy.
Gary asked what Erik thinks is happening with Chris. Erik said he wants Chris to touch him and he wants to touch Chris when they go to see Sesame Street Live. Howard said this is a children's show. He said he wants Chris to touch him. Erik said he wants to feed him cotton candy and Chris will feed him popcorn.
Shuli said he has to pull his penis out of his body. He said Erik wants to come in and show Howard that. Howard asked why he wants to show him that. Erik said Chris can pull it out for him. The guys were all cracking up about that. Howard asked when they can schedule that. Jason said tomorrow.
Howard said he has Steve the Cop on the phone to talk to Erik. Howard got Steve on and he said Erik is a fucking moron. He said he keeps speeding and he should have a suspended license. He said he should be watching his speedometer. He said if he loses his license he'll learn his lesson. Howard said the old time cops would have taken Erik and smacked him around a little bit. Steve said he had a friend tell him a story about the cops seeing him getting harassed and the cops ended up beating the shit out of the guy who was harassing him.
Howard said when you see Erik you smack him around a bit. Robin said then Erik gets in the car the next week and does the same thing. Howard said Erik would pay attention after that. Erik said he doesn't speed anymore. He said he goes the speed limit. Howard said Steve knows what he's talking about.
Erik said he wants Chris to pull his penis out. Howard told Gary to schedule that. He said they'll see that his penis is inside his body and Chris will pull it out. He said he might want to wear a glove for that.
Steve Nowicki asked how deep in it is. Erik said it's in there. Shuli said he demonstrated it and he looked like he was pulling a garden hose out of there. Howard asked if Chris is up for this. Chris said he is but he has to wear gloves and use salad tongs to pull it out. Howard said he can't do that. Chris said it has to be medical and sterile. Howard said he may have to stick his finger in his asshole and push it out that way. Chris said that doesn't sound so medical. He said maybe he just gets him hard and that will get it out of there.
Howard asked how he cleans it. Erik said he uses the shower wand to get in there. Howard asked if he cleans his folds. Erik said he does. Howard said that's his favorite part of ''My 600 Pound Life.'' He said they hose down their folds and all kinds of shit comes out of there. He said there's a whole ecosystem in there.
Gary asked what Erik weighs now. Erik said 325. Shuli said he has to be at 340. He said there's no way he's 325. Erik said he will weigh himself today. Shuli said he can do that but he wants video evidence. Erik said he will do that. Howard said he'll book Erik and Gary will take care of that. He said they'll see he has no penis and they'll go digging for it.
Howard asked what happens when he has to pee. Erik said he has to pull it out so he doesn't pee all over himself. He said it will dribble down his leg. Chris said it's like a bad water fountain. Howard said they used to be able to see the head of his cock but not anymore because of his weight. Erik said he can send Shuli his weight today. Howard said that's great. He let Erik go after telling him they'll book him for the show. Howard asked if he's feeble. Fred said he's actually an imbecile.
Howard said he doesn't want to take a break but he must. Fred played a song for him to talk up like Harry Harrison. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and said he wasn't good at caucusing because they never pick a winner anyway. He said since 1976 the winner of the caucus has only gone on to win like once. He asked why they do this and why not do it in a diverse place like New York. Jason said the whole thing is annoying.
Howard said the whole thing for the democrats is to beat Trump. He said it seems to be Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders right now. He said the thing is that if they want to beat Trump and they go with Sanders or Warren they're fucked. He said if they want to win they have to get some guy who is middle of the road. He said they need someone who isn't talking about free shit all the time. He said you can't beat Trump with that. He said they should just nominate Biden or Bloomberg. He said Biden is going to do 4 years and not 8. He said they get what they want if they go that way.
Jason said he's with Howard on that. He said the big idea is to get Trump out of office. He said he's not sure why they're afraid to say that.
Jason said that Bernie probably hurt Hillary's chances of beating Trump. Howard said she said that when she was there. Robin said now they're all saying that they're going to get behind the person who wins the nomination. Robin said it's too contentious now.
Howard said he's baffled by the Mr. Peanut thing that's going on. He said he actually worked for the advertising agency that had Planters. He said they were selling peanut oil. Howard said they're apparently sick of Mr. Peanut and they were going have him die in a fiery car crash but because of Kobe Bryant they're cancelling the commercial. He said that makes no fucking sense. He said he wants to see Mr. Peanut die. Robin said they say they will bring it later. Howard said it has nothing to do with Kobe. He said he can imagine him dying in it and then roasted peanuts come out. He said that makes sense to him and that would be a good advertising campaign. He said he should die in the commercial. He said there is nothing that will affect the Kobe Bryant thing with Mr. Peanut dying.
Howard said he just read that they're not promoting the ad but they're still running the ad. He said they will kill Mr. Peanut off. Robin said that they take the airline ads off when a plane crashes. Howard said it's crazy that they're linking this to Kobe's death.
Howard said Z is for Zero point Zero and that's with Eric the Actor. He said tune in for that next week and the week after. He went to break a short time later.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to say Jason is an asshole for supporting Elizabeth Warren's big ideas. Jason said he never said he was supporting her. He said he just said don't vote for her. The caller was arguing with him about that. Howard asked what else he has to say. The caller said he never hears him criticize people on the left. Howard said he just did with Bernie Sanders. Howard said he's right and told him to fuck off. He said what a dummy. He said go listen to some other shit. Gary said he'll get his number and cancel his subscription.
Howard said people loved Patty the caller yesterday. He read some feedback about that. Howard said Richard talking about the Chiefs also got a lot of feedback. Howard read through some of that. There were a bunch of people rooting for the 49ers because of that.
Howard said he got a lot of feedback about King of All Blacks and his argument with Joy the caller. He read some of that and people were on Joy's side of that argument. Howard said someone is calling for the banning of King of All Blacks forever. He read that one and said King is taking a lot of hits. He said he has one that says King is right and it's signed ''OJ.''
Howard said he's now going to clean out the computer. He asked Gary what he has. Gary said Richard has some man on the street stuff. Richard said a few years ago they cracked down on topless women and they went out and told guys that they were going to ban big bulges in man's jeans and they found a guy who was okay with that. Howard played the clip and Richard was talking to guys about that and one guy said he agrees with that bulge thing. He said he'd be willing to pay a fine if there was one.
Howard asked what else he has. Richard said in 2017 the government released new files about JFK's assassination and they told people that they said that Marilyn Monroe shot him because he gave her herpes. Howard played the clip and some people were believing that made up story. Howard said the public is so stupid.
Howard asked what else. Richard said he has two more clips. He said he has a thing about roadkill. Howard said he remembers this clip because his dad is honest about eating roadkill. Richard said they have a new law in California that says you can take it home if you hit something. Howard played the clip of Richard's dad talking about eating road kill. He said if a chicken falls dead in the yard they won't eat it though. He said it might have bird flu or something.
Robin said she's not sure that's a good idea to eat stuff that's on the side of the road. Richard said his dad might take a deer that they didn't hit but might be kind of fresh. Howard asked if it stinks up the car. Richard said not a fresh kill. He said it won't stink if it's fresh.
Howard said he'd never see something on the side of the road and want to eat it. Richard said you can't buy raccoon meat at the store. He said his parents love it.
Howard asked what else he has. Richard said he has a guy from a festival in Kentucky that agrees with his dad. Howard played a clip of this guy talking about how much he likes road kill. He said early in the morning is a good time to find it. Howard said he won't even leave his toothbrush laying somewhere. He said he can't imagine picking up roadkill.
Shuli said he thinks he had some roadkill at thanksgiving at Richard's parent's house. He said that they had deer meat there. Richard said he may have had some raccoon too. Jason said game meat is just that. He said it's gamey and doesn't taste so great. Richard said that he likes the taste of that.
Shuli said the Christys had frog legs, flathead catfish and other things for Thanksgiving. He said his dad ate something and pulled it out saying it tasted a little gamey. He said they had quail and he had to spit the bird shot out. Richard said he's chipped his teeth on those pellets before. Howard said that's fucking crazy.
Shuli said he was excited for the deer chops but then he was like ''Fuck!'' Howard asked if anything normal happens at Thanksgiving. Shuli said nothing was normal. Fred did his Richard impression talking about skunk lasagna.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's a police officer in Illinois. He said people hit deer and 9 times out of 10 a guy will pull up and ask if they can take it. He said it's not as uncommon as you'd think. Howard said the whole thing is weird to him.
Sal said that Richard pulled a tapeworm out of an animal and ate it. Richard said not quite. He said his friend ate a rabbit that they pulled a 6 foot tapeworm out of.
Shuli said he did a show and they asked him to book Ronnie for it too. Howard asked if that upsets him that he works so hard on his comedy and Ronnie gets up an does nothing. Shuli said that Ronnie has nothing prepared and he just gets up and asks if the audience has questions. He said one woman raised her hand and he asked her ''What's your fucking question?''
Howard asked what they have here. Shuli said that Ronnie revealed that he and Stephanie ware supposed to get married on October 10, 2020. Ronnie was up there yelling at people to shut the fuck up and he was getting laughs. Howard played more of the clip and Ronnie said that nothing is set but they were thinking 10/10/20. He said that's a possibility.
Shuli said Ronnie told the woman to ''suck here'' when he pointed at his crotch when the woman asked that question. Howard had Robin asked a question and then told her to fuck off and suck here.
Shuli said the woman wrote an angry letter to the show about that whole thing. He said she was upset about that segment of the comedy show.
Shuli said in this clip Ronnie is working the crowd and doing what he does best. Howard played the clip and Ronnie took a question and then asked the woman to take out her tits. Howard said he has comebacks. He said he just asked her to take out her tits. That led to Fred doing his Ronnie impression doing the same thing.
Shuli said they had Ronnie record an opening number for the play Cabaret. He said this is Ronnie singing that. Howard played that clip of Ronnie singing a parody of the song ''Willkommen.'' Howard said what a talent. Shuli said they have outtakes from that song too. He said it took forever for him to do the song. Howard played the outtakes and Chris Wilding was feeding Ronnie the words and Ronnie was repeating them. Chris would ask him to sing something a certain way and Ronnie would get it wrong over and over.
Howard said Beetlejuice can repeat but Ronnie can't. He said he knew that would be interesting but not that interesting. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said he has Leslie Jones there. He said he's very excited to have her here. He said she has a special on Netflix now. He said he has to look at her up close. Gary put headphones on her and she told him not to mess up her hair. Leslie asked why Robin is in a cage like that. Howard said that's to keep her safe from him.
Howard said he was watching her Netflix special. He said he has seen her live and he enjoyed her live. He said she was on fire. He said she was insane and so much fun. He said she did this Netflix special and now she has to come up with a whole new act. Leslie said she does. Howard asked if it gets to her. Leslie said that's the terror for a comic. She said it doesn't scare her because she's been working that material so long. She said she can work on the stuff she wants to work on now.
Howard asked if it's like a musician and doing the same thing over and over again. Leslie said it is. She said you get bored with it and want to retire the jokes. Howard said now she has to go out like a beginner and work on new stuff. Leslie said she has stuff she knows she wants to work out so she's not like a beginner.
Howard said becoming a great stand up is the hardest thing in the world. Leslie said it's truly hard. She said you have to go through all of the stuff that's going to make you good. Howard said she sells her material and that's the key.
Howard asked Leslie about when she was starting out how she had opened up for Jamie Foxx and she tanked. Leslie said she had given up her basketball scholarship to go out and do that. She said she didn't understand what the term red shirt meant. She said it meant she had to sit out a year. She said she had transferred from college to college and that meant she had to sit out. Howard said she went there and she was the only black player. Leslie said there was one other. She said her name was Karen Pope. Leslie said she's from Compton and she went in there hooping and there were girls there that had never met a black person. She said she walked in with a big boom box and a big sweat band on her head. She said she asked ''Who got next?'' and the white girls were like ''Oh my god!''
Howard asked if she enjoyed playing basketball. Leslie said she hated it. She said she liked playing in the games but hated practicing. Howard said it wasn't her love of the game, it was her father's love of the game and she was trying to get her father's love. Leslie said she played every sport and her dad told her she had to pick just one sport. She said she was going to play softball but he played basketball so she wanted to do what he likes. Howard said she's very tall so she must feel kind of normal there. He said it's hard to be a tall woman. Leslie said it is for clothes and for dating. Howard said she talks about wanting to fuck Prince in her act and he was so small. Leslie said he would have written a whole other album about her body.
Howard said Leslie's special being called Time Machine and she tells young women to have sex when they can in their 20s because things change. Howard said people don't think that through. Leslie said you aren't supposed to think at that time. She said if you don't want to know what to do in life you should go to college. She said it will expose you to things that you weren't exposed to.
Howard said he wants to understand the comedy thing. He said she opened up for Jamie Foxx and it didn't go well. Leslie said a DJ started scratching through her act. She said she was awful. She said she was doing jokes that didn't fit her and the punch lines didn't fit her. She said it was nothing connected to her. She said it was just jokes. She said she was talking about stuff that wasn't really material. She said she knew what it was supposed to be like with Richard Pryor and Whoopi. She said the DJ did his thing and she sat down and watched Jamie Foxx and she got this feeling inside of her. She said it was this tickle that was very deep. She said she knew this is how she wanted to do it. She said that's what she wants to do. Howard asked how you learn that process. Leslie said she was only 19 and Jamie told her to go out and live life for 6 years and she'd get material. She said that's what she did and she had material after that much time.
Howard asked how she knew she wanted to do comedy. Leslie said as soon as she touched a microphone she knew she wanted to do this. She said this girl Danita Abernathy told her to try it. She said she hopes she's listening. She said she told her the week before that it was going on and she had signed her up for it. She said she asked why the fuck she would do that. She said she was kind of excited that she did that for her. She said Danita told her she was funny and she could do it.
Howard said he meets people who are really funny but they can't get on stage and translate it. Leslie said that's the difference between a comedian and someone else. She said she can make anyone laugh. She said that it's not just the family. Howard said Leslie says at the beginning of her act that she's ''white people funny.'' Howard said if she didn't have the black comedy clubs then she would have been doomed. He said she says that they're the toughest rooms out there. Howard asked why that is. Leslie said all black people think they're funny. She said they come to the show and they think they're just as funny as you. She said black people work hard for their money so they had better get a good show and laugh. She said they want to laugh. She said the white people don't mind it so much. She said black people sit there can't afford shit so she had better make them laugh.
Howard asked if she has to adjust her material for the different audiences. Leslie said not really. She said she has more inside stuff with the black audiences but not that much.
Howard asked Leslie how it was going on Saturday Night Live. He said she wasn't a sketch writer. Leslie said he was going to go to them and tell them no. She said Chris Rock got her an audition with them.
Howard said she does this joke about slaves and says that she would have been the chosen slave. Leslie said that joke has never failed. She said that joke came out of a date she had. Leslie said she had gone on a date and she was home and wondering why she can't get a date. She said she was thinking if she was a slave she would be able to get anyone. She said she would be like Mandingo and she'd be paired up to have a super baby with another slave. She said she would always be occupied. Leslie said that's where that joke came from. She said that it was like black people acted like she shouldn't do that in front of white people but that's where the joke came from so that's why she does it.
Howard said that's brilliant that she had that thought. Leslie said it came to her and she started talking about it on stage.
Howard said Chris Rock saw her on stage and wrote down her name and brought it to Lorne Michaels. Leslie said she called her and said he had just talked to Lorne. She said he told her he booked her to do an audition. Leslie said she didn't want to do that and she told Chris that. She said Chris told her to just do it and hung up.
Howard said Lorne and his henchmen were in the back and she got up on stage and said what. Leslie said the girls were coming out of the room shell shocked. She said she got into the room and she was thinking that this is like the Comedy Store at 2 at night. She said she asked them to set the room up like a comedy show with the people in the front row. She said they did their thing and she started her act.
Howard said Leslie did Oprah on Saturday Night Live and he thought that she did a great impression. Leslie said she just stares at pictures and tries to make that face. She said she didn't do any impressions in her audition for Saturday Night Live. She said she does her jokes and did some cartwheels. Howard said they offered her a writing job after that. Leslie said she thinks she was like a rock thrown through the window. She said she thinks they didn't expect her. She said when Lorne was talking to her he said he wasn't sure what to do with her but he knew she should be there. Howard said that's what he likes about Lorne.
Howard said she never worked as a writer. Leslie said she told him that she's a performer and not a writer. He told her to come out and they'd see what happens. Howard said that put her on a national stage. He asked what that was like for her to go on a sketch show. Leslie said it was tough. She said there was one day that was really tough for her. She said they did a script read and she was in an elevator with Higgins. She said he's a writer over there. She said she didn't understand what she needed to do there and she didn't know what direction to go. She said she was feeling like she wasn't funny. She said Higgins told her to go home and calm down. She said a couple of weeks later they asked her to do Update and they knew what they needed her to do.
Leslie said that they riff a lot on the set. She said they keep it fresh and funny. She said in the audience she likes to make everyone laugh. She said black clubs and white clubs are different for her. She said she did this hour and 30 minute performance and Lenny saw her do that. She said that Lenny was asking her what the fuck that was. She said he told her that they stopped laughing after 58 minutes so that's when you know when to leave. Leslie said Lenny told her that she had to know when to get off. She said she had different versions of jokes and she would do them 3 times. She said she had to learn a new discipline.
Howard said you have to pick the A-material and don't go into 20 minutes of crowd work. Leslie said she's good at it too.
Howard said Kevin Hart said to her that she has to learn to tell jokes and she's not telling enough jokes. Howard asked what they mean by that. He said he's heard Jerry say the same thing. Leslie said every comic's way is different. She said they have different styles. She said Kevin told her that because she wasn't talking about herself enough on stage. She said she was an opener so that's why she was doing what she was doing. She said she knew she wanted to talk about herself but she didn't know how to do it. She said this guy Corey Holcomb talked about her feet one night and she realized she should be doing that about herself. She said it was her point of view kind of thing that Kevin was talking about.
Leslie said she wants the audience to understand that she knows who she is. She said she's not surprised by herself being 6 feet tall with big feet. She said she knows she's okay already. She said that she can make fun of that and make the audience comfortable. Howard asked if Kevin's advice was good. Leslie said no. She said she doesn't want to start shit with Kevin on this show. She said at the end of the day it was good advice.
Howard asked what a real joke is. Leslie said it's stuff about your own life that people can't steal. Howard said it sounds like wonderful advice. Leslie said it wasn't given in the best way. She said it was hostile. She said they have worked it out.
Howard said Lorne gives her this job. He asked if she's upset it took so long to get into the spotlight. Leslie said not at all. She said she was working and she worked through that. Howard asked if you lose confidence. Leslie said of course. She said she was 45 thinking about getting a job. She said that she wonders what she's going to do when she retires.
Howard said Saturday Night Live had to be a good experience. Leslie said it was. Howard said it has to be a major rush when you start getting recognized. Leslie said it was. She said her dad was the one who introduced her to comedy and she told him she wanted to be a comedian. She said that he didn't think she was funny. She said that he was so mad. She said she had lost her scholarship so he was really mad at her. She said that she didn't have anything else going on. She said that she would have cursed herself out if that was her daughter. She said that she didn't talk to him for like 2 years after that. Howard asked if that breaks her heart. She said it does because her mother, father and brother are all gone. She said her brother just died and they still don't know why. She said she went through it when he died. She said he died in 2009. She said it was like a month before his birthday. She said they were close but they fought like mother fuckers. She said that she had kicked him out of her house and she has gone though it since then.
Howard said that she doesn't have anyone to share all of this with. Leslie said her dad got to see her on BET but not make it really big. She said her father would have loved it. She said he would have been best friends with Lorne. She said she would have loved her mom to have seen this. She said her dad died at 54 and her mom at 52. She said her dad was a heavy drinker. She said that he died like 6 months before her mom. She said her mom was bed ridden from a stroke for a very long time. Howard said that's a tough story. Leslie said everyone has a story.
Howard said he read that Stevie wonder had bought a radio station many years ago. Leslie said he hired her father to be an engineer there. Howard asked if Stevie was there at the station. Leslie said he was. She said he was at the station all the time. Leslie said a pretty woman walked by and Stevie was looking at her so her dad was looking at him like he couldn't believe it.
Howard asked if she got to meet Stevie. Leslie said she got to go to the station a lot.
Howard said Leslie was a DJ for a while. He asked what her name was. Leslie said she was known as Frosty. She said she's frosty because she's too cold. She said this was on a college station. She said that she had from Friday night from 8 to 12. She said she played oldies. She said she was really good. She said she had someone request a song for a friend of her's. She said she had to find out if he was playing around on her friend. She had some advice on how to figure out if a man is cheating. She said it's the way the woman answers the phone that tells you if they're fucking.
Howard asked if she would call herself Frosty now if she could get on radio. Leslie said she'd call herself LesDog.
Howard asked if she ever hears from guys that knew her back in the day and come to her now. Leslie said she hears from one who was her first boyfriend. She said that he'll ask to borrow $9,000 every year. She said that he keeps it under 10,000 for tax purposes. She said that she's not sure if he's still around. Howard asked if he's still the love of her life. Leslie said fuck no. She said she was with him on and off until after her brother died. She said it was always on and off. Howard asked if he was good at fucking. She said he had a big dick. She said it's great if you know how to work it. She said it's useless if you don't know how to use it.
Howard said he doesn't have a big dick. Leslie said she's surprised since he's so tall. Howard said he's 6 inches erect. Leslie said that's not bad at all. She said that's good. She asked if he knows how to work it. Howard said not at all. Robin said he doesn't show unless he's erect. Leslie had a laugh over that.
Howard asked if she has not met the love of her life yet. Leslie said she had sex with an Israeli who she thought she was in love with. She said that was sex. She said she thinks she fell in love with him because of the sex. She said she met him on Adultfinder. She said there are no adults on there. She said they're all children. Howard asked if she has a guy with 4 inches is she going to throw him out. She said not if he's doing other things.
Howard asked if she doesn't want to have a guy with her. Leslie said there are times that she thinks about if she would want a guy around and she's okay without it. Howard asked if she thinks they'd interrupt her when she's watching TV and things. Leslie said she knows what she wants now and she likes the way things are. Howard asked if she doesn't trust men. She said there are star fuckers and you do wonder about them. She said she'll get on the phone with some guys and they're really not interested. She said don't play those fucking games with her.
Howard asked why she left Saturday Night Live. He said it seems like things were going well. Leslie said it as very tiring. She said she's 52 now and she was worn out. She said that if she was in her 30s they could have gotten 10 seasons out of her. Howard asked if she went to Lorne and told him she was done. Leslie said yes. She said it was like that for a couple of years. Howard said that's a very brave thing to do. He said when you're getting great exposure on TV it's a great thing. He said if it's taking up 100 hours a week that might be too much. Leslie said she didn't want to stay until she couldn't leave.
Howard asked if she's shooting Coming 2 America now. She said they already shot it. Howard said he loved the first one. He said that he has probably seen it 50 times. He said it was a perfect movie. He said he's kind of shocked they're making a sequel. He said he'd be afraid to touch it if he were Eddie Murphy. Leslie said when he walked onset it was like a continuation of the movie like it had just come out last year. She said everyone thinks it's going to be big. Howard asked if she pinched herself when she got to be in that movie. Leslie said she did.
Howard asked what Leslie is going to do about these dating sites. Leslie said she can't use them. She said they tell her she has to use a professional to find her a date. Howard said she should fine someone. Leslie said she thinks that she's a lot of fun. She said she's very quiet when she's at home so she's not loud like this.
Howard asked if she sits down with a pad of paper and writes jokes. He said that's what Jerry Seinfeld does every day. Leslie said that she likes to go up on stage and find material that way. She said she has subjects she wants to talk about and that's what she does. Howard said Jerry says that's not giving people what they're paying for. Leslie said you could say the same thing about someone walking up on stage with a piece of paper. She said you have to find funny things and that's what they're paying for.
Howard said he heard a story about Katt Williams paying her with a check and the check bounced. Leslie said they were just talking about that the other day. She said she was talking to Greg Fitzsimmons about it. Leslie said she's been friends with him for a long time. She said that Katt was paying her in cash and then they found out she was going to be on tour and he wrote her a check. She said she knew in her head that she should go to his bank to cash it. She said they told her they don't take his checks anymore. She said they straightened that out and they felt bad about it. She said LiveNation took over the pay and black people don't take checks. She said she wanted to be paid in cash. She said she was walking around with $120,000 in a wells Fargo bag. She said Greg Fitzsimmons told her that she's a dumbass. She said she'd go into the bank and deposit $70,000 and they said they'd have to report it. She said she was a hillbilly. She said that's what Greg called her.
Howard asked how she got back stage to meet Prince. Leslie said that she was friends with some hoes who helped get her back there. Howard asked what she means by hoes. She said they're just loose. She said there were times when she would have one night stands. Howard asked if she did anal. She said no one is fucking her in the ass. She said she'd tell him that she would shit on his sheets if he did that.
Howard asked Leslie about getting back stage. Leslie said she knew he was coming and she had to meet him and wanted to fuck him. She said she figured he'd see her and he'd want to climb this bitch. Howard said he was such a genius. She said he was a genius to not want to fuck with her. She said then she met him at Saturday Night Live and it was so funny. She thinks that he thought she was Chris Rock. She said Chris was the host that night and it was dark in there. She said she looked like Chris in the dark. She said that she got close to her and saw who she was and walked off. She said he had to think she was Chris Rock.
Howard said Prince was such a genius but now the family is fighting over his music because he didn't have a will. Howard said loves that Prince thought she was Chris Rock.
Howard asked what happened with the hacking of her photos. Leslie said he was being blackmailed by a guy she met on Match.com. She said that she was getting cat fished. She said she didn't realize it. She said it ended up being a 10 year old in Albania or some shit. She said she was talking to this mother fucker and she sent pictures to him. She said that she wanted to feel beautiful. Howard asked what she was doing in them. Leslie said they had some titties in them. She said they were some good pictures. She said she had to go to homeland security type shit.
Howard asked how this all went down. Leslie said the pictures ended up on a web site. She said TMZ called her phone and asked what she felt about the pictures. She said she had no idea what they were talking about. She said they had posed her phone number and passport. She said that really upset her. She said she just thought about how Lorne was going to kill her. She said her publicist got rid of that stuff in 20 minutes. She said Homeland Security said they could get the guy if they didn't take it off. She said they were working with the FBI and they said that someone sent the pictures to another agency and that's what got hacked.
Howard asked if they were going to do a sting. Leslie said they did but she couldn't stay calm long enough. She said that he was asking her for $25,000 and she got upset about that and he raised it to 35 so she started going off on the guy. She said that she blew it. Howard said she wouldn't have been good in the FBI.
Howard said he likes that she's willing to send a guy nudes of herself. Leslie said she did it again after that. She said that she didn't learn her lesson. Howard said she is something else. Leslie said she was sending ass and cunt pictures. She said she's normal as a mother fucker.
Howard said he wanted to know about Ghostbusters. He said they are coming out with another one with dudes this time. Leslie said she doesn't think people know how that shit comes off. She said she was so proud of that movie and being the first black woman in a Ghostbusters movie. She said they had a script that didn't come out in the movie. She said they had these crazy mother fuckers out there. She said even Trump was attacking the movie. She said that these men were attacking the movie and then you see they have pictures with their daughters and you wonder what they're telling their daughter. She said this new Ghostbusters movie that's coming out seems to be saying that this is like them getting it right this time. Howard said it must have been a tremendous high when they were shooting it. Leslie said they worked their ass off for 3 months in Boston. She said she lost 30 pounds doing that movie.
Howard said the movie can look great with the script and the cast and then it still doesn't work. Leslie said they had some great stuff that they shot that they didn't put in it. She said they had a dance scene. She said they thought people were going to think it was great. Howard said sometimes you just can't fuck with a movie. Leslie said she thinks the movie could have been better but she thinks when it comes down to it, it was just that it was a movie with women in it.
Howard said he has three daughters and he wants the world open to them. Leslie said we're not growing as human beings. She said it's like we're fighting to not go back. She said we have to continue to grow as a nation and we're destroying the earth. She said we're not growing because we're just fucking scared. Howard asked if she was upset that this movie didn't work. Leslie said he was scared. Howard asked if she worries about Coming 2 America. She said not at all. She said she's a different Leslie Jones now.
Howard asked if she was upset that Alec Baldwin got to play Trump every week. Leslie said she liked Darrell Hammond as Trump better. She asked Alec not to hate her for saying that.
Howard said he thinks she killed it with her stand up special. He said that had to be great getting on Netflix. He asked if that was a tough negotiation. Leslie said it was. She said that she knows how it works now and she knows that it's different. She said that you have to go out and support her. She said that she can get mad about the big deals but those people get those deals for a reason. Howard said he has heard some comics say that they didn't get as much as Dave Chappelle but they have a following that's really big. Leslie said she got pissed at Netflix but that's the algorithms. She said that she's at the age where they watched TV no matter what was on. She said people are different now. She said she's not sure why Keenan isn't getting awards for what he's doing over there. Howard said Leslie probably didn't think that Saturday Night Live was that big of a deal. Leslie said he told Lorne that she wasn't watching it because she was working on Saturdays. Howard said there were some people who said they stopped watching when Eddie Murphy left the show.
Howard asked if Leslie watches Saturday Night Live now. Robin said she started watching it for her. Leslie said she can't watch the show now. She said it's like being on a team and you're not on it anymore. She said it's hard to watch the team play. She said she was so mad when J-Lo was on. She said they're having people on who she wanted on when she was there. Howard said he gets that.
Howard said on her new Netflix special she went out and got the guys who directed Game of Thrones to direct her special. Leslie said that she didn't think they'd say yes. She said that you get people who know how to direct action because she's very physical. Howard said she makes some faces that she must practice in the mirror. Leslie said when she first started comedy she would rehearse 2 hours a day at her house. She said she'd do it in the mirror. She said that she had to be able to get across what she wanted with her face. She said that she wanted to be like John Ritter. She said she'd stare in the mirror so she knew what people were seeing.
Howard said they shot the special very well. He asked how many cameras they used. Leslie said there were 9. She said they had to fight for 9.
Howard said she has to wear that knee brace and she wears it on the outside. Leslie said she has injuries from playing basketball so she has to wear it.
Howard said he has to find her someone to fuck her like crazy. He said maybe Brad Pitt. Leslie said no to that. Howard said he has to know who she wants to fuck. Leslie said Dylan O'Brien in this spy movie looks like Jesus. Howard said he'll have to look that up. Leslie said that's the kind of guy she wants.
Howard said she went to school with Suge Night. Leslie said she did. Howard said maybe that's the kind of guy she wants. Leslie said she was so in love with him. Then he fell for her cousin and she hated him.
Howard asked Leslie about some guys she had a crush on in school. She said something that Howard dumped out of. Leslie said these guys were dealing crack and it was the real crack and not that fake stuff you see in movies. She said that her teachers would show up to get crack.
Howard asked Leslie if she ever tried crack. She said fuck no. She said she did try speed. Howard said he tried that too. He asked if she tried it for school. She said she did it for sex with the Israeli. She said her career is over after this. Howard said he doesn't even feel his dick when he was on speed. He said the drug they were doing were qualuudes. He said he wouldn't suggest using that for the kids. Leslie said she uses weed now. She said she smokes that shit because the gummies are for pussies.
Howard asked Leslie if she ever smoked with anyone famous. Leslie said she smoked with Snoop and Don Juan years before Saturday Night Live. She said she wasn't paying attention to what Don was doing with his. She said he was smoking with his nose. She said she wasn't paying attention and he passed it to her and she hit it. She said they all went ''Oh! She hit the booger blunt!'' Howard said Snoop has the best weed. Howard said he just interviewed him a few months ago and he hired a guy to roll joints for him. Leslie said Katt had one too. Howard said he pays this guy like 50 grand a year. Leslie said holy shit. She said there are some guys who can roll really good.
Howard asked if she smoked before the show. Leslie said she's a functioning smoker. She said she doesn't drink or do anything else. She said she has to smoke like an hour before the shows she does. She said she needs it in her system. She said she and Keenan would be wasted before the shows. She said they smoked so many people out. Howard said she is amazing. He said he loved this interview. Robins said she has so much energy that she never would have suspected this.
Howard said Leslie has done it. She said her career is over after this. She said she has to move to the mountains after this and grow her own weed. Howard asked if she would want her own weed. She said she has made her own vape. She said she should just make one. Leslie said that's what she has to do. Howard asked if Lorne knew about that stuff. Leslie said of cruise. She said Pete was always at Saturday Night Live and smoking too.
Leslie said that she's so dead after this. She said she has said too much. Howard said he did save her from that one thing when he dumped out of it. Howard asked what the best thing about having money is. Leslie said having money is. She said she likes not knowing what her light bill is. She said her bank account is too confusing now. She said it's security not knowing how much you have.
Howard asked if she likes to travel. Leslie said she went to London for Christmas. She said it was great. She said she walked around and went to some plays over there. She said she went by herself because that's what she likes doing.
Howard thanked Leslie for coming in and wrapped up with her. He gave her some plugs for her Netflix special.
Howard asked if Leslie is still seeing that Israeli guy. Leslie said no because he must have gone home to Israel. Howard asked her what the good sex was all about. Leslie tried to explain it to him.
Howard said her special was really good. Leslie said that her writer Lenny really likes Howard. Howard asked if she uses a writer. Leslie said yes. She said when you mix things up it makes great things. She said there's nothing wrong with giving credit to people who do that. She said he did a great job with the special too. Howard wrapped up again and went to break a short time later.
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Howard took a call from a woman who said she really was a great guest. Howard said she talked about everything. He said everything about her was riveting.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he is a DJ and he used to go see Leslie and she'd murder everyone. Howard said he was very happy to have her in there. He said he went to see her one night and he's glad they were able to capture her energy in the Netflix special. Howard said that was so much fun. He thanked Leslie for brightening their day.
Howard said a couple of weeks ago Robin mentioned something that some women will do. He said some women might make sure they're fresh by smelling their vagina. He said he has a new song parody about Robin smelling her vagina. He played the song which was to the tune of ''Gold Digger.'' Howard said that was sent in by Kanye Breast.
Howard said he has MC Search on the phone. Robin asked who that is. Howard said he has no idea. MC Search said that one of the things Leslie did was go to the Olympics all the time for Saturday Night Live. He asked if she's going to do that for NBC this time. Howard said he doesn't know about that. MC said that she went on her own because NBC was too cheap to send her. Howard said they hit a lot of topics but not that one.
Howard asked if she was hinting that she might be getting a late night deal. Robin asked where she said that. Howard said it was on the air. Robin said that would be awesome if she did.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he sprayed coffee all over his windshield when he heard the opening of that song for Robin. Howard said she acts like she's above it but she loves it.
Robin started her news with a story about Billy Joel's house being broken into over the weekend. Robin said it happened sometime over the weekend. She said 12 motorcycles and a home office were vandalized. Robin said they say the extent of the damage is still unclear. She said it will sting Billy badly because he loves his motorcycles.
Robin said everyone is getting into alternative stuff and Julianne Hough is getting into it. She said she used to do that stuff herself. Robin said she got into that freezing thing and all of this stuff. Robin said Julianne Hough apparently had some kind of energy healing. Howard said he saw this. Robin said it looked like she was having an exorcism. Howard said he saw that video. He said she's a weirdo but she's hot. Robin had some audio and Howard described what was happening in that clip. He said she was rolling around like a fish and she started moaning. He played more of the clip where she did that. Howard said the guy didn't even touch her and she made that sound. Howard said dancers are like that and very free with their bodies. He said they're very sexual too. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from Patty who called into the show yesterday. Howard said they got a lot of positive feedback about her call. Patty said she's having a lot of anxiety when she draws. Howard said maybe if she calls on their next show he can spend some time on this. He asked what the anxiety is about. She said it's because she can't draw. She said she wants to learn so bad. She said she's afraid she won't be able to do it. Howard said you have to keep plugging away and get some lessons. Patty said she's trying to learn from a correspondence course. Howard said she has to go to a class. Patty said she doesn't like the way they want her to draw. She said she can't learn like that. Howard said he has to think about this and she can call in when he gets back. He said he'll tell her some shit to do. Howard asked what she's on. She mentioned the medication she's on. Howard said he tried to set her up with the depressed guy yesterday. Patty said she never did hear from him. Howard had ''Harry'' on the phone. Harry asked Patty about her anxiety and they spent a little time talking about that. Howard said these two are perfect for each other. He said he doesn't have time for this though. He said he will get back to Patty on their next show. He let her go.
Robin read a story about Brad Pitt trying to charm us all. She said he disappeared for years and now they can't get rid of him. Howard said he's being funny and accepting awards. Robin said it seems like he has writers for his speeches. She said now is the big roll up to the Academy Awards. Robin said they have a lot of events beforehand. She said they do a class picture with everyone who was nominated getting into a group photo. Howard said they don't have that in radio. Robin said this is a moment when you meet and talk to everyone. Robin said they had name tags there and no one took one. Robin said no one wants to admit that someone might not know who they are. Robin said Brad Pitt was the only one who took a name tag. Howard said he doesn't have to be charming.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loved the interview with Leslie. He said he wasn't a big fan of her's but now he's thinking that he has to get home and watch her special and see what she's all about. Howard said she's very talented and he's glad that he got him into it. The caller asked how he gets all of this information out of people. Howard said he gives them crack. He said now he has his secret. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how she looked up the worst and best Super Bowl performances to see what Howard thinks. Howard said he has never really seen a ''best'' Super Bowl performance. He said it's hard to do it at the game. He said it's a rush job and it's hard for someone to show what they're up to. Robin said there have been some highlights and low lights. Robin said number 5 is the Janet Jackson performance. Howard said he doesn't even remember it. Robin said he missed it. Howard said he did and he was watching the Lingerie Bowl. He said he was hoping to see tittie and he didn't see any on that. Robin said Janet's performance was on the list. Robin said Beyonce was number 4 and Michael Jackson was at 3. Robin said she only has a top 4 so those numbers were off. She said the number one performance was Prince. Howard said he didn't think it was that great. He said it's not his fault though. Robin said he did Purple Rain and the whole audience was swaying. Howard said he should have just done that and gone home. Robin said he got everyone swaying to his song.
Robin said the worst performances she's going to do in reverse order. Robin said first is the Black Eyed Peas from 2011. Robin said all of the critics said they were bad. Robin said they say that they haven't been heard of since. Howard said he thinks they're pretty talented. Robin said they are indicating that they jumped the shark back then. Robin said Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera Toni Braxton and Enrique Iglesias in 2000 is the next worst. Robin said after that it's Gloria Estefan at number 1. Robin said she had a bunch of ice skaters.
Robin said there's a former Belgian king who had a baby with a woman he wasn't married to and he's been denying that it was his. She said they made him get a paternity test and it turns out he is the father. Robin said she can't be royal because she's a bastard. Robin said he stepped down as king and his son is king now. Robin said she's not sure if they'll have to share any money with her. Howard said he would be pissed if that was him. He said he'd be very upset. Robin said he used to be in her life until he was crowned the king of the country. Howard said Jon Snow had the same problem on Game of Thrones.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's looking for something on the app so they can see Robin's face when they play those song parodies. Howard said he's on to something there. He said it does make it funnier. The caller asked if she laughs. Howard said only if she thinks it's really funny. Robin said she's a tough critic. Howard said she's always busy with her news so her papers are always being shuffled. Robin said she's still listening. Howard said he watches her and she's always busy during her song. He said it is pretty good. He said this guy is on to something. Howard said he'll have to work on that.
Robin read a story about another book about Donald Trump coming out. Robin said he is creating a boon in the book industry. Howard said this stuff has to upset him. Robin said he must have someone else read it and tell him what's in it. Robin said he will change the way he responds to people. She said he was nice about John Bolton until the transcript of his book went to the White House. Howard said he has to watch what he says about Bolton because if he testifies against him he's fucked. Robin said that McConnell was saying he doesn't have the votes to stop the testimony at this point. Howard said you have to have witnesses. Robin said this new book is about Trump's affairs and how the fixers worked to keep the women quiet. Howard said he would like to know how he fucked all of that up. He said he doesn't have a fisxer for anything. He said nothing in his life needs fixing. Robin said Donald needs them. Howard asked if he's having sex at this point. Robin said she's not sure. She said this affair with the Playmate started just months after he got married and it lasted for years. Howard said she must be pissed about this stuff.
Howard said he must be fucking banana peels if he can't fuck in the White House. He said he has to get him on the show and ask about that. He said forget the politics and just talk about that stuff.
Robin said they say that Donald once said to this woman that he so wants to make her pregnant. Howard said he says that to Fred. Robin said they did have a pregnancy scare but then the affair ended. Howard said he's shocked that Donald has sex without a rubber. Robin said that all goes out the window when you get worked up. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said the president can't feel good if he needs a fixer for everything. Robin said this is all about not wrecking his marriage. She said that they must want it to appear they have a working marriage. Robin said when he ran for president he had to have it all covered. Howard said he knows women who have been in relationships and they find out they cheated and they stop fucking. He said they might stay married but they don't fuck. Howard said Melania may not be fucking. Robin said she's probably pouring all of her energy into Baron. Howard said she looks a little shocked to him. He said she might be shocked he became President. Robin asked if he has ever spoken to her. Howard said he has tried. He said she was always very lovely to him. Robin said she's not a conversationalist. Robin said Donald sat next to her and Melania sat next to him and she never said a word that entire evening.
Howard took a call from fake Melania who said she doesn't talk much because Donald likes to do the talking. She said that Robin is intimidating too. She said she knows the news. Howard said she knows the news and she knows about helicopters. Melania said that Donald has a hall pass to fuck any fruits and vegetables that he wants to. Howard said maybe she can sit on her foot and have an orgasm like Robin talked about years ago. Howard asked Melania to try rocking back and forth on her foot. Melania tried it and said she has to take off her heel first. She said her foot and vagina were falling asleep. Howard let her go after that.
Robin read a story about the Harvey Weinstein trial and asked if other men are happy that he's on trial and the attention is being kept away from them. Robin said Louis C.K. showed up at the Patrice O'Neil tribute show and when he walked in he got a very warm reception. Robin said they say it was like God walked in. She said there was screaming from the sold out crowd. Robin said it might be time for a comeback.
Robin read a story about the Iowa Caucuses. She said you have to visit almost everyone in the state. Howard said it's crazy. Robin said Bernie Sanders isn't out on the road because he has to listen to testimony. Robin said they have to figure out some way to reach out to the people. Robin said Amy Klobuchar sent out her recipe for some kind of casserole she makes as a way to reach out to people there. Howard said why not do their laundry. Robin said they will never hear from them again unless this is going on.
Robin read a story about a evangelical preacher who defends Donald Trump and he says even in Heaven there will be a wall. Howard said wow. Robin had a clip of this guy talking about that. Howard said he seems to think talking fast will make him sound more important. He did an impression of the guy. He asked how he can keep that going so fast. He said it's a bunch of bullshit. He said you can see that phony smile on his face as he's talking.
Robin read a story about the impeachment hearings going on and Trump's lawyers want it both ways. Robin had some clips for Howard to play. She had one of a lawyer saying that he did absolutely nothing wrong. Robin said another one was criticizing the call. Robin had that clip for Howard to play too. Robin said they're arguing both points. Howard said he should pull a Harvey Weinstein and get a walker.
Robin read a story about Ellen Degeneres talking about Kobe Bryant after he died. Robin had some audio for Howard to play where she talked about that news on her show. Robin said that Shaquille O'Neal also spoke about him. She had a clip for Howard to play. Robin said that Kobe was also honored in Congress yesterday. Robin had some audio of that too. Robin said Magic Johnson was on Jimmy Kimmel and he spoke about Kobe. She had Howard play that audio too. She had audio of Stephen Colbert talking about how he never met him but he did have a strange connection because he lost his father and 2 of his brothers to a plane crash in heavy fog.
Robin read a story about a 5 year old California girl finding out that some of the kids in her school not getting snacks so she started her own stand and sold cookies to get the money for everyone to get the snacks every day. Robin had some audio of the 5 year old talking about that.
Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:25am.
Today's show was over around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.