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Howard started the show talking about how he's been turned into a conspiracy theorist. He said he doesn't believe in them usually. He said he believes that John F. Kenney was killed by one man. He said he doesn't want to believe in the grassy knoll theories and all of that. He said he doesn't want to believe in the Area 51 stuff or anything.
Howard said this guy Jeffrey Epstein was left alone so he's been thinking. Robin said he was put on suicide watch a couple of weeks ago. She said people are watched 24 hours a day when they are on suicide watch. Robin said someone had to leave him alone if that was it. Robin said suicide watches in the prison system are different. She said they only check on you every 30 minutes.
Howard said he wasn't on suicide watch. He said he was considered no longer at risk. Robin said yes he was on watch. She said he was supposed to be checked on every 30 minutes and that wasn't done.
Howard said here you have this case with this Epstein. He said you want to find out who was involved in all of this sex stuff. He said there were many reasons to keep him alive. He said they had the ability to do that. He said they can't even find enough people to be prison guards. He said one guy was on 5 days of overtime. He said they can keep people alive by putting them into a room that has cameras and padding all over. He said for some reason the camera wasn't working and there wasn't a guard checking on Epstein every 30 minutes. He said he figured out how to do this in under 30 minutes. Robin said he had more than 30 minutes because of the way things were going.
Howard said he's now a conspiracy theorist like Alex Jones. He said there are spins on this story and now he can't trust anyone. Howard said they're spinning it like Bill Clinton had something to do with it. He said then he was thinking that Trump was the one spinning it that way so maybe he was the one. Robin said she was going with the ''he who smelt it dealt it'' theory. Howard said he doesn't trust anyone. He said he doesn't trust the prison system. He said he's not sure what that guy Barr's deal is so he can't even trust the FBI now.
Robin said Al Gore was saying that the FBI was going to investigate and figure it out. Howard said he was spinning out of control. He said he was thinking about how maybe Vladimir Putin's buddy wanted Trump to stay president so they organized this.
Howard said he has (Fake) Alex Jones on the phone to talk about all of this. He took the call and fake Alex was talking about the globalist pedophiles cults crumbling. Howard said he never thought he would join his ranks but he's thinking there is a conspiracy out there. Fake Alex was going on and on about Jeffrey Epstein and what was going on at the pedophile island. Howard said he used to think this stuff was ridiculous but now he's nodding his head with all of this.
Fake Alex said he has tape of George Soros barbecuing babies at his baby barbecue. They had audio of Bill Clinton going to those things and eating the barbecued baby.
Howard talked to fake Alex about how he looks and asked what he's doing to stay in shape. That led to Alex starting in with his plugs for the shit he sells on his show. Howard thanked him for the call. Alex got in more plugs for the stuff he sells when Howard tried wrapping up the call. He let him go a short time later. Alex had a bunch of theme song edits that he played as he was ending the call.
Howard asked Alex if Epstein was on those supplements that he sells. Alex said that Epstein was drinking the blood of the children they steal. Howard said he can play more of his songs if he wants to before he goes. Alex played more of his show ending InfoWars songs. Howard was cracking up at those songs. He asked if it was possible that Epstein was killed by Bigfoot. Fake Alex had some crazy theory about Bigfoot that he rambled on and on about. Howard wrapped up with Alex once again. He had more of his show ending bits that he played. Robin said they're never going to get rid of him. Howard finally hung up.
Howard said they really have turned him into a conspiracy theorist. He said he has High Pitch Erik on the phone doing a Jeffrey Epstein impression. He said he's not sure why but that's what he's doing. It was just Erik doing his regular voice. He was calling in as Epstein from the grave. Erik said he's communicating from the dead. Howard said alright. He asked what he wants to say. Erik said what he did was wrong and he didn't mean to do what he did. Howard cut him off and thanked him for the exclusive. Erik kept going with the bit and said that Alex Jones is behind it. Howard said he has to get out of this. He hung up on Erik.
Howard said he's really fucking bummed out by this. He said this guy was a sicko and he was excused by it down in Florida. He said he should have been around to go through the trial.
Howard took a call from High Register Sean who thinks that Bill Clinton had something to do with this. Howard asked how he got to Epstein. Sean said he read about an unscheduled maintenance in his wing of the prison. Howard asked if he has that much power why didn't he get his wife to win the presidency. Sean said this is all just posturing by both sides. Howard said Trump hung out with Epstein too. Sean said that they're both attached. Howard asked if Trump and Clinton both had something to do with it. Sean said they distract the pubic from all of this and then work together.
Howard asked if he thinks dogmen have anything to do with this. Sean said there are dogmen but they're not involved in this murder. Robin asked if he has any pictures of dogmen yet. Sean said he has some pictures of their footprints.
Howard said Sean thinks that Robin got cancer because the medical industry was mad at her for going against them. Sean said that they got it into her with flu shots or something like that. Howard said usually by now he'd have hung up. He said he's got him now though. Sean said that they got Epstein so they could have gotten cancer into Robin. Howard said there you go.
Sean said that he has one last thing. He said all of that negative email he got about him he's been tracking down and he thinks it's CIA operatives trying to mess with him. Howard said there was a lot of negative email about him. He said that some people think this was a targeted campaign against him by the CIA. Sean said he might be the next Jeffrey Epstein. Howard let Sean go after that. Sean kept asking him to just call him Seany but Howard called him High Resister Seany.
Howard said he really doesn't want to be a conspiracy theorist but with this case he can't help it. He said it just sucks. He said the whole world is out of control. Robin said yes it seems that way. Robin said Trump and Kim Jong Un are writing letters to one another. Howard said Trump only writes on paper. He said he never uses a computer. He said he sent him some notes through mail. He said he does not use email.
Howard said he always got notes from Donald in the mail. He said he will take calls and write but never email. He said he has an email address for an assistant. He said he used to reach him that way too. He said it's just a thing. Robin said she's shocked. Howard said email is so great. He said it's so easy to use.
Howard said he wrote a note to an artist he likes. He said he asked her about how she does it and he got an answer the next day. He said he likes that. Robin asked what Trump thinks is going to happen if he uses email. Howard said he just likes the art of writing a letter. He said he likes using magic marker and writing in big block letters.
Howard took a call from a guy who said there's a lot of talk about Trump and Clinton. He asked if he has seen the #ClintonBodyCount hashtag. Howard said he has. He said that someone had to have had this guy bumped off. He said that it's like the scene in The Godfather. He said that guy goes off and kills himself in the tub. The caller said he thinks that Trump doesn't have the balls to do something like this and the Clinton are way deep in the system. He said he can see it being them more likely to do it than Trump. Howard said he finds it hard to believe that this guy wasn't protected. He said that he doesn't trust anyone anymore. He said he used to love the FBI and CIA. He said he believed in the higher good but this is blowing his mind. He said the fact that he wasn't kept alive is mind blowing. The caller said you could see it happening. Howard said everything is fucked up now.
Howard asked Robin if she thinks he was killed or killed himself. Robin said she thinks he was killed. Howard said they will never know what really happened now. The caller said that he was supposed to be watched and the stuff in his cell never should have been able to take the weight of his body. Howard said he doesn't trust anything anymore. He said he was never like this before. He said he still believes that we landed on the moon and the earth is round and we've never been visited by Aliens. Robin said she was listening to Kamala Harris and she was talking about how the Russians were trying to attack our elections and they kept trying and trying to get into the elections and one thing that stuck was talking about race. She said that decided that. She said this might be Russian influence.
The caller said he thinks that things have always been like this and the light is being shed on it now. Howard said the whole thing in Florida with Al Gore is what started all of this. He said they decided to make Bush president instead of Gore.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Officer Mund was the one guarding Epstein. Howard said that's what it was. Howard said in that little black book there were tons so billionaire names. He said maybe they wanted him dead. Robin said Howard is close to believing in the Illuminati.
Howard took a call from a guy who works in a prison and he said there is no conspiracy. He said that it's incompetency. He said it's a case of gross negligence and someone dropped the ball. Howard said this guy is so high profile and everyone is curious about what went on. He said that this case was so high profile that when they have this attention on a case there are people within the criminal justice system who oversee things and they know they have a problem. He said they should have gone all out for this guy to keep him alive. He said once the trial comes out they can let him kill himself. Howard said they have certain people that they can keep an eye on. He said they keep Charles Manson alive and people like that. He said they have this Epstein guy and he was on planes with Clinton and he's pals with Trump. He said he was involved with half of Hollywood. He said there were crazy names in that black book of his. He said they just want to hear this guy sing. He said he could have given up all of those people. Howard said then they have prisons where they have padded cells to keep them from killing themselves. Howard said this had to have been an inside job. He said go back with this guy to Florida where they cut him a deal. He said he was exonerated basically. Then he got to do house arrest. Howard asked why they would give him favors if he was raping children? He said that's basically what he was doing. He said there is no official story he will believe.
Howard said he's so frustrated by all of this. He said this is a case for Fred Norris. Fred said it's a case for Ronnie Mund.
Howard said he knows what this caller is saying. He said there's a lot of incompetence out there. He said he knows a lot about the prison system. He said they force people to stay overtime because they're so understaffed. He said that there are jobs to be had. He said in this case they could have put their limited resources on this guy until trial. Robin said when people do die in prison it was allowed. She said it has happened before with Jeffrey Dahmer and people like that.
Howard said we're just accepting all of this stuff like Putin messing with our elections. He said he would have wrapped Epstein's head in bubble wrap to keep him alive.
Howard took a call from a guy who claims that he was in prison on suicide watch. The caller said that he was in there and he was shackled so you can't do anything. He said you have nothing in the cell with you that can let you kill yourself. He said the lights are on 24 hours a day and you only get a baloney sandwich to eat. He said the guards don't check on you. He said they're busy and overworked. He said that's just how it is. Howard asked how he got in jail. The caller said he got into a fight with his dad when he was 19. He said he was young and they put him on suicide watch because of that. He said things are good with his dad now. He said they've been Howard Stern fans as long as he's been alive.
Howard said that everyone is believing that this wasn't a suicide. He said Brent thinks Trump had something to do with it. Howard had Brent come in to talk about that theory. Brent came in and said that this is pure opinion. He said the person who wanted this to go away the most was Trump. He said that this stuff can drag on and on forever. He said that they have video of Trump hanging out with Epstein. He said Clinton isn't in any power. Howard said if he was named as one of those guys with the children. Brent said he has no power. He said the people in the prisons aren't people looking to help the Clintons out. He said there are a lot of people involved. He said that Trump is in charge of the federal prisons right now so that's why he thinks he could have had something to do with it. Brent left after that.
Robin said here are at least two investigations going on right now and she thinks that will just lead to more questions.
Howard said he has the warden from the prison on the phone now. He tried to take that call but the phone was echoing so he bailed on that and went to break.
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Howard said now he has a bunch of conspiracy theorists on the phone. He said this guy believes the moon landing never happened. He took that call and the guy said there is fact there. He said if we had been to the moon we'd have hotels there by now. Robin said we got a ton of technology from that moon landing. Howard said his is too far out there for him. He said there's no reason to go back to the moon. He said we do have satellites out there. He said this whole thing with Epstein has started a Kookapalooza now. He said they should throw one. He said they can have all kinds of kooks talking about their conspiracies. Robin said they could get a ton of people. Howard said they really could.
Howard said it's the 50th anniversary of Woodstock. Robin said the 50th celebration isn't happening. Howard said he hates that they try to recreate that. He said that kids have it too good today. He said there's no draft so the kids don't know what it's like. He said George Takei is coming in shortly. He said he'd like to do a tribute to the real Woodstock. He said he loves to talk about how not everyone who played there were in the movie. He said it's incredible how many big stars came out of that movie. He said a bunch of bands said they didn't want to be in the movie and they blew it. He said being in the movie was the smartest thing they could have done.
Howard said Woodstock was a financial diaster. He said the promoters didn't have time to finish fencing and things like that. He said tons of people walked in without paying. He said they sold 186,000 seats but then it opened up for free and 400,000 people came. He said the ground turned into mud and it was mess. He said it was all peace and love.
Howard said the music had such a lasting impact. He said he thinks the most iconic moment there was Hendrix and the Star Spangled Banner. He played some of that. Howard said he was supposed to close out the weekend on a Sunday night. He said he was a huge star and he was paid $18,000 to do it. He said he didn't go on until 8 in the morning on Monday. He said it didn't matter though. He said if you were in the movie that was the thing. He said when Jimi went on there weren't many people left there. He said it was all preserved on film though.
Howard said the movie was a huge success. He said it won an Academy Award. He said they had the Joe Cocker performance of ''With a Little Help from my Friends'' in the movie. Howard played some of that.
Howard said they had Richie Havens open the show and he had to make up a song because he ran out of songs to perform. He played the song he made up on the spot. He said that became a big hit. He said Richie died in 2013 and they scattered his remains in Woodstock.
Howard said Carlos Santana was at Woodstock and he wasn't a big star yet. He said that he took acid that day and he was completely high when he went up to perform. He said that he was hallucinating that his guitar was a snake. Howard played a song from the movie that he performed.
Howard said Sly and the Family Stone was there. He played their song. Howard said he went to see that movie like 100 times. Robin said she owned the album. Howard said The Who didn't go on until 5 in the morning on Sunday. He said he was out west on a camping trip when this was going on. He said The Who played the Tommy album. He said they finished during the sunrise. Howard said they were really good there. He said imagine hearing that and the sun is coming up.
Howard said Abbie Hoffman interrupted The Who during their set. He said they told him to get the fuck off the stage. Howard said Abbie went up yelling about this guy John Sinclair and the band yelled at him to get off the fucking stage.
Howard said what a great festival that was. He said it was a great film too. He said they had Crosby Stills and Nash there. He had some of their song which was only their second gig. They said they were scared shitless up on stage there. Howard had them performing ''Helplessly Hoping.'' Howard said this is interesting. He said Neil Young refused to be in the film so they had to shoot around him. He said Neil thought they were playing to the cameras and he got pissed off about that. He said he asked Neil about that when he was on the show. Howard played a clip from that interview where Neil was talking about the cameras at Woodstock.
Howard said Neil was still pissed off about it. He said that Neil wasn't the only one who refused to be in it. He said the bands who didn't appear in it missed out on a big opportunity. Howard said this guy did a killer performance of a song that got a standing ovation and he wasn't in the movie. He said if he was just in the movie he would have been huge. He said this was Bert Sommer performing ''America.'' Howard played some of that song. Howard said it was beautiful. He said he would have been like Joe Cocker. He said he refused to be in the movie. Robin said it would be interesting to talk to some of these people who weren't in it. Howard said Bert died in 1990.
Howard said Tim Hardin wrote some big songs and he performed at Woodstock and wasn't in the film.
Howard said the Keith Harley Band was there and performed but didn't get in the movie. He said they could have had a big hit. Howard said the band Quill was there. He said they were filmed but there was a glitch in the film so they couldn't use their performance. Howard said the guys in Quill must have been like ''Oh shit!''
Howard said he got turned on to a lot of bands through that film. He said Mountain didn't appear in the film and Leslie West told him it was a mistake not to be in it. Howard played one of their songs.
Howard said the Grateful Dead didn't appear in the film but they did well anyway. Howard said they did a 48 minute version of a song. He said that Credence Clearwater Revival performed after them. He had some audio of John Fogerty talking to him about that. Howard played one of their songs too.
Howard said Janis Joplin was there and she did a song that some people said wasn't so good. He said he listened to it and it sounded good to him. He played some of that. He said they didn't put that in the movie. He said that movie really worked.
Howard said they forgot to hire an emcee so they had a lighting director making announcements. He said they were warning people about bad drugs. He had a montage of those announcements that he played. There were many announcements about the acid being passed around.
Howard said that was a guy known as Chip Monk. He said he was the lighting director. He said back then there were no cell phones so you weren't able to find anyone. He said a lot of the announcements were for people looking for other people. Howard played a montage of those announcements too.
Howard played Joni Mitchell's ''Woodstock'' song and said that she didn't go to Woodstock. He said she wrote the song and made it sound great and romantic but it was anything but that. He said Crosby Stills and Nash changed the song. Howard had some audio of Graham Nash talking about Joni Mitchell missing out on Woodstock. Howard played their cover of the song after that.
Howard said this weekend on Howard 101 they have a special version of Saturday Soundtracks about Woodstock. He said it's hosted by Fred Norris. Fred said he didn't know he was hosting it. He said he was just making announcements about it. Howard said The Who only got paid $6,000 to do the concert. He said Crosby Stills and Nash only got 5 grand. He said Mountain got 2 grand. He said Richie Havens got $6,000. He went through some other payments that bands got.
Howard said look for Fred hosting that special this weekend. He said he's going to get to George Takei after the break.
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Howard said at that age to have that timbre in his voice is amazing. George said this man doesn't know about that. Robin said Rush Limbaugh has lost his timbre. She said she was listening to him the other day.
Howard said George is his inspiration. He said he was complaining about his aches and pains. He said he was talking about how he's getting older and he was giving up on exercising. Then he was thinking about 82 year old George Takei doing 100 push ups and he was inspired to do it. Howard said he did them in the studio. He said if George can do it at his age then he can do something. Howard said he gets fearful and he thinks about George doing his thing. George said if you do it normally it's not difficult. He said they did it yesterday. He said he did some leg exercises and he was feeling some ache in his thigh muscles. He said then he had to descend stairs to get to the studio today and he was feeling it.
Howard said George will go on to do exercises though. George said he does this leg thing once a week and he did more of it yesterday. He said there is a little ache in the morning. He said the lobby area is being redone so they had to come down some stairs to get in there.
Howard said he did the exercise yesterday so was he able to wrestle Brad. George said he was. He said Sunday is their day. He said he did exercise before. He said then they had their exercise together. Howard said that brings out their musculature. George said he has to search for Brad's. He said he tells him he's not listening to this but he knows he is.
Howard asked how long they've been married. George said 11 but they've been together for 33. He said they got married in the Democracy Forum. He said that's what allowed them to be married so they thought that was the proper place to do it. Howard asked how many people showed up for the wedding. George said it was about 200. Howard said William Shatner didn't show up. George said he sent him an invitation but he went out saying he wasn't invited 2 months later.
Howard said he has a song about George and Brad wrestling. He played that for George. Howard asked if he gets into a Kimono when he wrestles. George said they both shower and then come out naked. He said then they get dressed eventually. Howard asked if the loser has to swallow a load. George said there are no losers. He said it's a tactile match. He said sometimes he pins Brad and then Brad will pin him.
Howard asked how the wrestling got started. He asked if it was from the wedding night. George said that they were exhausted that night and they didn't do that. He said they just cuddled. Howard asked if he has done a sword fight with his husband. George said of course. He laughed as he answered that.
Howard asked if you use your hands to sword fight. George said of course. He said it hurts to just spin it around. George said he never expected this kind of questioning. Howard said neither did he.
Howard said the sword fight is done with the hand. George said usually but then the passion takes over. Howard asked if their penises bash into one another. George kept laughing at the questions.
Howard asked if there are rules about no ball grabbing and things like that or is it anything goes. George said it's anything goes. He said if it was orchestrated it would get boring. Howard said there must be some rules. George said the objective isn't to win but enjoy each other. Howard said it's like guys need an excuse to touch each other. He said you'd think it would just be a given. He said he wonders about his friends who are gay and if they wrestle. He said he should ask but he's embarrassed.
Howard said every gay couple he talks to says they're not into anal. George said they're not. He said they do hand jobs and blow jobs. He said that feels good so you give yourself up to it. Howard said he can't imagine if Brad is giving him a hand job that he doesn't just blow him. George said that happens.
Howard asked if they ever give each other something at the same time. George said they do. Howard asked if they listen to music while they wrestle. George said they do and it's usually classical music. Howard said he'd think it would be Metallica or something.
Howard asked if there was anything on the wedding night. George said there was only cuddling. Robin asked if they did anything in the morning. George said yes. Howard asked if he ever eats brad's ass. George said oh yes. He said they're all over each other's bodies. Howard said he's not into that. George said he has a wonderful pair of cheeks. Howard asked if he shaves it. George said Howard is obsessed. Howard said he's the only guy he can talk to about this. He said he thinks his friends lie about this stuff. He said George is honest. He said he's the only one who can be honest. George said Brad has a problem with that. Howard said he shouldn't because he's helping people.
Howard asked if he ever gets hair in his mouth and what he does. George said he does and he'll just spit it out. Howard asked if his pubes are straight or curly. George said it's straight. He said it turns grey from the bottom up. He said his head is turning grey now. Howard said George looks good for 82. He said he's still in good shape. Robin asked if he has had hip replacements done. George said he has. He said he has titanium hips.
Howard asked if Brad has ever passed wind in his face when he was eating his ass. George laughed and said they take care of all of that before they wrestle. He said they shower and all of that.
Howard said he doesn't mean this as a knock but when he first met him he talked about the Japanese American Interment camps and how awful that was. He said he was one of the first people to come out about that. He said he's not being disrespectful when he asks this but he wrote a play and a movie and a comic book about his time in the internment camps. He asked if he thinks that he already covered it all with the play and the movie. George said they also founded a museum and he's been on lecture tours. He said that he's been talking about this for the last 40 years of his life. Howard said he gets that. He said it's traumatic. George said he's still in conversation with this guy who is astounded that this took place in this country. He said there are still people who don't know. Howard said he has a graphic novel now about the time in the camp. He said young George is very handsome. George said that's thanks to the artist who did the book. He said he's wonderfully talented. He said it's Harmony Becker.
Howard asked why it's in black and white and not color. George said that's because it was black and white history. He said he grew up on comic books and absorbed it into his pores. He said young readers absorb things that way.
Howard asked what's next with this internment camp thing. George said that his hope is that these young people will not allow this kind of thing to happen again. Howard said how about a Japanese American Internment Camp ride at Universal studios. George said it's not really a fun thing. Howard said he's just trying to keep this thing going. George said they have a TV series opening tonight called The Terror: Infamy. He said it tells the story that way. Howard said it's like a horror story about a Japanese American Internment Camp. George said it was a horror story.
Howard and Robin suggested other things that George could do to inform people about his history. George said there are many people who don't inflict these stories on their children. He said his father did talk about it with him. Howard said George's dad was doing very well but then they were taken away and he was put into he camp for how long. George said it was 4 years. Howard asked if they were living on the street after that. George said they lived on skid row in Los Angeles. He said they were freed but the things going on after that were scary. He said they lived there for 4 months. He said his dad was able to get a job in a restaurant in Chinatown. He said he lost everything when they were taken away.
Howard asked how George got so educated. George said that was the goal of his parents. He said his siblings are retired. He said his brother was a dentist. He said his sister was a teacher. Howard asked how his father afforded all of that. George said when he was alive he had the father son thing going on. He said his goal was to get all three of his children educated. He said the only job he was able to get was a dishwasher. He said he spoke Japanese and English fluently and he was the communicator at the block they were in while in the camps.
George said his father was a dishwasher but he had other Japanese Americans coming to him for help in finding jobs and places to stay. He said he opened an employment agency in Los Angeles. He said that he was paid a pittance. He said his father found a dry cleaning shop in East L.A. and they went from skid row to a Mexican Bario. Howard asked if he speaks Spanish too. George said he does. He started speaking it.
Howard asked if his father was pissed that he became an actor. George said his father went into real estate and he became successful there. Howard asked if he was a millionaire when he died. George said he was not. He said his father taught him about democracy.
Howard asked if George thinks that Jeffrey Epstein was killed. George said he's not sure. He said he thinks he was murdered. Howard asked if he thinks we went to the moon. George said it was 50 years ago that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. Howard asked if he thinks we really went. Howard said he believes in American and democracy but this Epstein case has rocked his reality. George said this orangutan in the office of President has rocked everything. He said if his father was alive he would not believe what's going on.
Howard asked what he thinks is going on. George said he thinks that he had a lot of powerful friends and he was exterminated. Howard said that things are going on and it's blowing his mind.
Robin asked if America is going n the wrong direction to him. George said oh please. Howard said everything has decayed. George said this orangutan is the reason. He said he will go down in history as the most dangerous president in history. Howard said he doesn't even trust the next election. Howard said he doesn't think anyone even cares anymore. George said we care. Howard said they do but they don't have any power to do anything. Robin said they're not doing anything. She said Mitch McConnell isn't letting legislation pass for the election control. George said our system is infested with un-American people.
Howard said George should know something, he was on Star Trek. George said people didn't vote in the last election. Howard asked if we have idiots living here. George said we have people who voted for that orangutan. Howard said George and Brad had a meeting with Mayor Pete Buttigieg. George said they did. He said he's a very intelligent man. He said he's a war veteran and he's politically experienced as the mayor. Howard said he saw a picture of George and Brad with Pete and his husband. George said he's a wonderful man. Howard asked if he thinks they wrestle on Sunday. George laughed and said maybe.
Howard asked if he is backing Pete. George said they are backing him and Biden. He said they have donated money to them and they want them to have that head start. Howard asked where he met Buttigieg. George said it was in Brooklyn. He said they were discussing issues that are happening today. Howard asked if he has any inside details about sword fighting or anything. George said that his husband Chasten is very charming.
Howard said he has someone on the phone. He said Ivanka Trump wants to yell at George. George said he thinks she has terrible taste. He said he did The Apprentice show and he was the team leader. George said he invited Trump to lunch with him and he actually did go. He said it took some time though. He said he went to Jean Georges since it was in his building. He said it was like half a year going back and forth with his people. He said he told Trump he should support marriage equality. He said he would profit from it and he's a businessman so he should support it. He said Trump said that he supports traditional marriage. He said he was on his third one by then. He said he was unfaithful through all of his marriages.
Howard asked George what went on with Ivanka on The Apprentice. George went through the story about how there were two teams and they had to decorate two windows at a store. He said that they had a very elegant display and the other team had a very trashy one and Ivanka went with that one. He said he thinks she was sexist and went with the female team.
Howard took the call from fake Ivanka who told George to shut the fuck up. George invited her to lunch with him. Ivanka said that he has bad taste because he's eating Brad's ass. Ivanka asked what his problem with her daddy is. George asked if she knows what humanity means. She said she actually doesn't. She said that George was in a camp and he got to be in Star Wars. George said that she's showing her ignorance again. It seems that George didn't know that this was a fake Ivanka. Howard said she must have a point there. He asked her to get to it.
Fake Ivanka said she has put her tongue in men's asses. She said she has become woke. George said she certainly is not. He said she's upside down Woke so she's Moke. Fake Ivanka asked George if he will help her with what is racist and what isn't. George said he is happy to teach her if she is teachable. Howard asked what she's wearing right now. Ivanka said she's wearing a tight dress that's hugging her hips. Howard said George has to say that she's attractive. George said if you just look at a photo of her then she is.
Ivanka said she has prepared a game for them. She had the game show music playing and George laughed when he heard that. Ivanka wanted to play ''Is this Racist'' with George. She did a Japanese accent and said that's how George would say it. George asked her if she even knows what racism is. Ivanka was trying to play the game over George.
Ivanka asked a question and asked if it was racist. George said he thinks she's beyond help at this point. He said her mind is non-existent. He said he would have said she's pea brained but there isn't a modicum of intelligence there. Howard asked her to ask her question again. Ivanka said something about a wine that she didn't pronounce correctly. George had to correct her on that. Howard said listen to her question. Ivanka gave George another question and had him getting more upset with her. Howard had her wrap up her game an let her go a short time later.
George said this is a demonstration that she is a replica of her father. He said they see how rude and ignorant she is. Howard asked if he's worried that half the country voted for Trump and that he might be turning off fans when he calls Trump an orangutan. He said he just saw a ranking and they say that he's the 21st most popular Asian in America. He said Bruce Lee is ranked number 2. He said Daniel Inouye is ranked number 1. George said he's a great man that he knows. Howard went over the list of ranked Asians. Howard said he ranks higher than Benihana. Howard asked where George thinks he ranks. George said he would hope he's higher than him. Howard said he is.
Howard took a call from a guy but before he talked to George about his podcast called Oh My Pod. Howard said he will be talking about politics in that podcast. Howard said he should talk about eating ass. George said that's why he comes on the Howard Stern Show. He said Brad won't be on the show. He said he doesn't like being on the microphone. He said he will have guests on his show. Howard asked if he would have Ivanka on the podcast. George said he would like to have the real one on. Howard said just play along.
The caller said that he is looking forward to The Terror: Infamy show. Howard said that's the show George is on. He said it's a horror story about the Japanese American Internment Camps. The caller said the first season was amazing and this one looks even better. George said he plays an elder in the community of the show. He started to explain the show but Howard took over and shortened his explanation.
Howard asked if they are afraid that he's going to live through production when they hire an 82 year old. George said he was there for the entire shoot. He said they have 10 episodes and he's in 8 of them. Howard asked if they were surprised at how spry he was. George said they didn't even ask him to go to the doctor. Howard said he realized he has spent more time in fake internment camps than real ones. George said they were in those camps for 4 years. He said they did this one up in Canada in January.
The caller said that Tarantino is doing a new Star Trek. He asked if he knows anything about it. George said he heard about it. He said he thinks that it will bring a new energy to it. Howard said the guy writing it wrote The Revenant. He said that could be cool. George said he'd love to be in it and they can ask him to be in it. The caller said Shatner has said he would like to be in it. George said Bill is 88 years old now and he's a force of nature. He said he still shows up to the Star Trek conventions. Howard asked how he's looking. George said he is looking a bit puffy. Howard said George looks better but he may take better care of himself.
Howard asked if they say hello there at the conventions. George said they do say hello but that's about it. Howard said many of the guys are gone from the show. George said Nichelle is still there but she has had some strokes so she has slowed down a bit. He said she wants to do more conventions. He said her son lives with her now and takes care of her there. He said she loves the contact with the fans.
Howard asked if they shake hands when they pass. George said they just move each of them quickly. He said they don't have time. Howard asked if he would go to his funeral. George said they have worked together for many years so yes he would go to pay his respects. He said Bill has not done that with anyone from the show. He said he didn't even go to Gene Roddenberry's funeral. Howard asked if Bill and Leonard Nimoy were friends. George said they were very competitive with one another. He said he thinks that he had that Jewish connection with Leonard. Howard said he thinks that Bill would go to his funeral because he was Jewish. George said there's that common faith thing going on there. Robin asked how he knows how religious they are. George said that Leonard was very religious. He said that Vulcan sign that Leonard gave came from a Jewish ceremony. Howard said he didn't know that. Robin asked how he knows that. George said Leonard came up with it on the set and said it was from a Jewish ritual. Gary said Benjy said he knows what that is. He said it's the Kohen blessing. Howard said good and didn't seem to want to get into it with Benjy.
Howard asked George about what he wants when he dies. George said that he and Brad spread Brad's mother's ashes. He said they spread them in a forest that was beautiful. Howard said he thinks he'd like to see him in the Brambles. George said they have a crypt picked out. He said their parents are right across from them. He said it's in the same mausoleum as Michael Jackson and others. George said that their dog will be there with them too. He said she's been cremated. Howard said he heard that the guy who played Scotty was sent into orbit. George said that the urn wasn't quite in orbit and it crashed down in New Mexico. He said they got it up there but it wasn't quite high enough.
George said when they spread the ashes of Brad's mother they did it in the wind and the ashes blew back on them. He said it was quite a mess.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wants to have phone sex with him. He was doing his impression of George and told him that he has inspired him. Howard said he does sound like he's trying to speak like him. The caller said that he has seen his musical ''Allegiance'' 15 times. He said he was in the front row and when he was on stage he was touching himself. George said he was laying the grandfather of the family. He said if he finds a grandfather sexually stimulating then he might have a deficiency in his testosterone. The caller said he's going to smack it up against the phone. He said he's 8 inches and quite thick. George said the sound it made sounded like a string bean.
The caller told George what he would do to him if he was with him sexually. He had George laughing at his description. Howard said he wonders how he would handle dating these days with the apps that are available. George said he would probably be having a lot of fun.
George said he's starting to talk like him now. The caller was going on and on talking about what he would do to him in the Brambles. George said it's actually the Rambles. He said he was trying to correct him there.
Howard let the caller go and gave George a plug for his book They Called Us Enemy. George said he'll be at the Barnes and Nobel in Union Square tomorrow signing copies. Howard said his podcast is launching on August 19th. Howard wrapped up and went to break after that.
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Howard asked if George is still doing a lot of walking. George said he's unable to run. He said his foot surgery failed. He said it took him six months of recovery after the first one. Howard said Brad must have had to wait on him hand and foot. George said that's what he did.
Howard asked how he increases his heart rate. He said he walks and rides his Peloton bike. George said Brad has quit walking. He said he walks 45 minutes himself. He said he does it at a good clip. Howard said he walks with his wife. He said he forgets his phone upstairs and doesn't want to walk up there to get his phone. He said he's not sure what the problem is. George said people are endlessly fascinating. Howard said he dropped 5 pounds. He said he had to lose that 5 pounds.
Howard said he has someone on the phone who is really mad at him. He said he has the President on the phone. He said he thinks that he was his friend but George was talking about him earlier.
Howard took the call from fake Donald Trump. Fake Donald was offering him two tickets to go to Japan forever. George said he would like to go there to visit. Howard said George is a great assets to this country. George said he's thinking of making the first gay internment camp on Fire Island.
Howard said he'll have to try this again later. Howard let fake Donald go. Howard said he said to the guys that George doesn't know that he has to let him talk. He said he was talking right over the president. He said they crafted all of these great jokes but he was talking over him. He said George is a master debater so he was talking over him.
George said he'd like to hear what he had to say. Howard said this time George will be quiet. Howard said he'll point to George when he can talk. Howard said they'll try this again. Howard had the guys play more of the pre-recorded clips of fake Trump. Howard had to hang up a short time into it. They had fake Trump tell Robin to shut the fuck up even though she didn't say a word.
Howard said the Highwomen got some feedback. He said they were getting praise for that song they did for them. Howard played their cover of ''The Chain'' that he played last week. Howard said the fans love the cover of the song. He said it has over a million views already. Howard said he has some comments from the fans but he'll let that play a little bit.
Howard read some feedback he got about that song. He said that Amanda Shires tweeted out the video and a compliment about how the guys know how to mix a violin. Howard said they have a great team there. He said that Chris Gibbons does the mixing there. He said he's the man.
Howard said they got a lot of compliments for Whitney Cummings. He read through a few comments he got about her interview last week.
Howard said people liked hearing about Robin's birthday dinner. He said there was some controversy about that dinner. He read about Jon Hein's finicky eating. Howard said someone suggested that Robin invited Jon because his father had just passed away recently. Robin said if that's what people need to think then that's fine. She said she just wanted to go to dinner with Jon though. Howard said someone said they found it insulting that Ronnie wasn't invited.
Robin said Fred was in the hall and he gave her a big hug. She said that they said they loved each other. Then Ronnie said ''yeah...'' Robin said she told Ronnie she loves him too and gave him a big hug too.
Howard told George what happened with that dinner. He said he told Robin to have 10 of her friends. He said Robin picked a few people from work. He said he thought she was going to invite her friends. George said that's very nice of her to do that for her coworkers. He said that Ronnie should not add that sour note to the nice evening. Howard said JD, Will, Jason, Richard, Sal and Benjy were all off the list. George said he wasn't on the list either. He said there is a limit to everything. Howard said he is very mature so he gets it. Fred played George saying ''Hey boner!''
Howard took a call from a guy who did his George Takei impression for a second. Howard said he finds himself talking like George when he's on the show. Fred played a bunch of clips of George correcting them on pronouncing words. Howard was doing his George voice and trying to say some stuff like Chateau Rothschild. Robin said they never pronounce the last letter in French. George said this is the way he says it.
Howard said he'll be speaking like George all day today. The caller said he finds it a blessing when he comes in. He said he hopes he comes back soon. Howard said he has an open invitation there. George said he appreciates that. He said he feels he has an extended family there.
Howard wondered if he's still going to want to fuck at 82. George said he still does. He said Brad tells him there is still something that comes out. Howard asked if he ever looks when he jerks off. George said he feels something but he doesn't look in the shower. He said he used to do it in the bed and his mother would find evidence. George said he does watch porn at times but he's gotten to the point where he enjoys his sex with Brad and that's all he needs. He said he imagines other things when he's with Brad. He said he imagines some person that he saw working out or someone running shirtless and sweaty and glistening. Howard said poor Brad. George said he's just being honest. Howard said he closes his eyes and imagines someone else.
Howard said he gets on his iPad and jerks off to porn. He said he just flushes his tissues away. George said that they don't look at porn that much. Howard asked if Brad watches what he watches. George said that brad is very controlling. Howard said you can delete your history. He said you can watch porn and delete the history and Brad will never know. George said he hopes that Brad is not listening today. He said he would like to watch porn. Howard said there's a whole gay section on YouPorn.
Robin asked what George would watch. Howard said he watches Babysitter porn. George said he would want gay, young men. He said he likes the musculature of the body. Fred played some gay porn audio for George.
George said he gets turned on when he goes to museums and looks at the statues. He said he knows a guy who was so into the David statue that he had about 5 dozen of them lining his driveway. He said this was a neighbor of his. He said 2 years ago he sold the house and they got rid of them all. Howard asked if he beat off to the statue. George said he got tight in the pants when he'd drive by. Howard said he never got a boner from that. George said he never got a boner but did get tight in the pants. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Howard said it's time for some news. They played her into it with a song parody. George was cracking up at the song. He said Robin is a saint. Robin said she doesn't even hear them.
Howard said George Takei is in with them today. He said he's their announcer. Howard gave him some plugs for The Terror: Infamy and for his new podcast. George said that the show will grab a hold of you and not let go for 10 weeks. He said he has seen 3 of the episodes so far and it's fantastic. He said tune in tonight for the show. Howard said George will be signing books tonight at the Union Square Barnes and Noble.
Robin started her news with a story about Jeff Bezos wearing the same swim trunks wherever he goes. Robin said they're acting like he's a woman. She said guys don't change things up all the time. Robin said they did a lot of research about the trunks. She said he can't have more than one pair because they're not even in production.
Robin read a story about Willie Nelson having to cancel his tour over some breathing problems. Howard said he hopes he makes a comeback. He said that guy sounds great. He said he's 86 years old. George said he still has a lot of energy at that age. Howard asked if he knows his music. George said he does. He sang some ''On the Road Again.'' Howard sang some of his stuff too. Fred played Willie's song ''Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground'' after Howard mentioned it. Howard let the song play for a bit. Howard said they say that the tour is going to start up again in September. Robin was interpreting the song for Howard. Howard said he just knows he's moved by it. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Emily Ratajkowski. Howard said she's one of the hottest girls out there. Robin said she thought Howard looked at her every day. Howard said he does see her on DailyMail. Robin said she has hairy armpits in a new photo. Howard said that's a no go for him. George said on a guy it's very sexy. Howard said they're talking about women now. He said they played his game for 4 hours. George said he can appreciate that. Howard said this girl is so hot he'd still fuck her if she grew a beard. He said if you're talking about perception of beauty in this country being hairless is very erotic. Howard started to talk like George again and talked about how a beautiful woman can ruin her look with hair like that. He said he saw his mom with a giant bush down there. He said when he was born it was difficult to get out of her vagina. He said his enormous nose got entangled in the hair down there. He said it was like the Rambles down there. George was laughing at that story. Howard said the pediatrician told him that he had to clip the hairs to get him out of there. Howard said he had a twin who is still stuck in there because of the hair. He said he's a 65 year old man stuck in there. Howard said the pediatrician had to braid his mother's pussy hair to get him out of there.
Robin read more about Emily growing the hair because a friend told her that she was hyper thin. She said that Emily wrote about why she did this. Howard said go ahead and grow as much hair as you want. He said he'll just go look at someone else. Howard said he enjoys a fully shaved mound on a woman. He said he likes it all clean, clean, clean. He said no hair on the bush, armpits or ass.
George said he took a train with a fat Italian woman who was holding on to a strap and his body was being pushed against her arm pit. He said his face was next to her bushy armpit. He said he was on that train from Milano to Firenze. He said it was hours with that armpit in his face. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the special gust that appeared on all of the late night shows on the same night. Robin said it was Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy. Robin said he was on to promote his new podcast. Robin had some audio of ''Ron'' talking to Stephen Colbert. Howard said he likes that character Ron Burgundy. Howard asked if George knows about him. George said he is not aware. Robin said he was on all of the late night shows on the same night. Robin said each appearance was different. Robin said Seth Meyers accidentally posted that he was going to be on his show and then they had to put in ''special guest.''
Robin read a story about the Teen Choice Awards happening last night. Robin had some details about that. Robin said the hosts were YouTube stars. Howard said that's what kids are watching these days. She said his niece was over this weekend and she was watching YouTube videos. He said she was watching other little kids doing weird shit. He said there's a whole other world going on there. Robin said the show was held on a beach. George said he's of the generation where they had 3 networks and everyone saw the same show. He said now they have a zillion outlets. Howard asked how many viewers Star Trek had. George said they had low ratings. He said they thought they were on a 5 year mission but the show ended after 3 years. He said the ratings were low. Howard said it became a phenomenon after it went off the air. George said it was different, new and it was science fiction. He said they were holding on by a fingernail every season. He said when they were canceled they went into syndication and they ran them 5 nights a week. Howard said they should have rushed them back into production when it became a hit. George said they were going to do that in 1974 but then they started pushing it back and back. Howard asked if he thought it was going to make him a huge star. George said he sensed a lot of greatness in the show. He said every great show was canceled after the second or third season. He said they lucked out and got the third season. He said when they were in syndication the ratings soared. He said they had a hard time after it was canceled. Howard said Shatner was living in his car after that. George said that's because he got divorced. Howard said he has a friend who had his own series and it lasted a year and he never got work again. He said it was his own series. He said you'd think he'd get something. Howard said that's why some people in show business lose their mind.
Robin got back to her story about the Kid's Choice awards. She had some clips for Howard to play from the show. She had some audio of Taylor Swift. Robin said Kid Rock made a comment about Taylor Swift doing all of this to get into movies. She said now he's getting a lot of flack for that.
Robin read a story about this Honey BooBoo and her mom Mama June who has her own show now. Robin said she lost some weight and got plastic surgery. Robin said now they say she has some substance abuse problems. Robin said Honey and her sister went on Facebook Live and said some things and cursed and mimicked doing cocaine. Robin had some audio of her doing that.
Howard took a call from a 13 year old kid named Johnny who said he inspired him. He said he's been listening since he was 5. He said he hears the show in his dad's car. He said he inspired him to be a YouTuber to make people happy like Howard makes people happy. He said he plays video games on YouTube. Howard said maybe he'll follow him. Johnny told him he's VersalToxic on YouTube. Howard asked what kind of name that is. Johnny said that he's in a clan. Howard asked if he's in the Ku Klux Klan. Johnny laughed. Howard said that's the only clan he knows of. Howard said Johnny has 34 subscribers. He said good for you. He wished him luck with that. He let the kid go after that. George said that was genuine. Howard of course it was. He did a live commercial read after that. That led to Howard talking about tooth brushing and Sal shoving a toothbrush up his ass for sexual pleasure. Gary said Sal shoved a WaterPik up his ass for sexual pleasure. He said Sal did the uncle's tooth brush thing for revenge.
Howard asked what the craziest thing is that George has shoved up his ass. George said only a penis. He said that it's a strange thing. He said as you age the pain gets to be worse. Howard asked if he ever put anything odd up there. George said not at all. He said he respects his body.
Robin got back to her news and read a story about Mike Posner who decided to walk across America. Robin said he was doing this trek that was inspired by his father's death and the singer Avicii. Robin said he knew it could be dangerous. He ended up getting bitten by a baby rattlesnake. Robin said they were able to get the anti-venom to him in time to save him. Robin said he went from walking 24 miles a day to using a walker to get to the bathroom. Robin had some of his music for Howard to play. Howard said he knows a guy who was bitten by a rattlesnake. He said he was supposed to go to this place that the guy bitten at. He said he doesn't want to say where it's at though. He said he's supposed to go there with friends. Robin said Mike Posner has said he will get back on the road and complete his walk across America at some point. Howard said his friend that was bitten was just walking around and not even out in the woods or anything. He said his wife is so excited about going but he's going to be miserable if he has to go. He said he's scared to go.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that VersalToxic has 130 subscribers now. He said they're starting to move the needle now. Howard let him go and got back to news.
Robin read a story about Serena Williams having a rematch over the weekend. Robin said she beat Naomi Osaka. Robin said she ended up retiring after 5 rounds of the final yesterday. Robin had some audio of her accepting her runner up trophy. Howard jokingly said that VersalToxic is now up to 200 subscribers and dating Taylor Swift. A minute later he said he was chosen to host the Oscars and he'll be on the Kimmel show.
Robin read a story about how ICE was out rounding up people and arresting them. Robin said an 11 year old girl was found crying after her father was arrested at work. Robin had some audio of the 11 year old crying. Robin said they say that they let go 300 of the people who were arrested.
Robin read a story about the president visiting the mass shooting sites last week. Robin said one of the children who lost its parents was photographed with Trump and Melania while they were smiling. Robin said the uncle claims that the baby's father was a big Trump supporter. Robin said Trump was also heard bragging about the size of his crowds compared to Beto O'Rourke's after meeting with people at the hospital. George said he's unbelievably insensitive to the situation.
Robin read a story about Mitch McConnell allowing a vote on a gun bill that's being brought to the senate. Robins said the President has said he is for background checks to keep guns out of the hands of people who don't belong with them. George said that he's always flip flopping on things. He said he has said this before and he flip flops after meeting with the NRA. He said he's a hypocrite. Howard said George has more energy than he does.
Robin read a story about Anthony Scaramucci saying the president did not do well when he was in Dayton. Robin had some audio of him talking about that.
Robin read a story about Bernie Sanders saying that even the president doesn't want to see people get hurt. Robin had some audio of Bernie for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about John Legend going to Dayton to console people here. Robin had some audio of John performing there.
Robin read a story about Lady Gaga saying she will fund some programs in the communities that were hit with mass shootings.
Robin read a story about Joe Biden making a gaff over the weekend. She had some audio of Biden talking about poor kids being just as great as ''white kids'' but what he meant to say was ''wealthy kids.'' Robin said they'll have to see if that affects him as a front runner. Robin wrapped up her news after that.
Howard thanked George for coming in. He gave him some plugs for his book, his podcast and the TV show he's on. Howard said it's been too long since they saw him. Howard wrapped up and ended the show around 11:25am.
Howard started the show talking about how he's still talking like George Takei today. He said it takes about a week to get over it. He sang along with his opening theme song. He let out an ''Aww man...'' and Fred cut off his music.
Howard said he has a busy couple of days ahead of him. He said he went for a dental cleaning and he loves it. He said he loves getting that done. Robin said she likes to be knocked out for that. She said she hates her teeth being scraped. Howard said the dentist tells him that he takes meticulous care of his teeth. He said he's so proud of himself. He said they say he doesn't have anything stuck in his teeth or anything like that. He said that's why he doesn't have bad breath. He said it decays and smells. He said the woman tells him that he's an A+ with his dental care.
Howard said he has to have his colonoscopy soon. He said he's about a year behind. He said you're supposed to get it like every 5 years. He said he had an appointment scheduled and something came up so it wasn't done. He said he had to reschedule. He said he had a bunch of stuff going on so he wasn't able to get it done. He said the colonoscopy is a pipe up your ass with a camera. He said it's great and he's all for it but the prep is the thing. He said it's just horrible.
Howard said he had to go buy a bunch of clear liquid. He said after the show tomorrow he can't eat anything solid. He said he can have a soft breakfast. He said then he has to take this stuff that makes you shit. He said they have to invent a camera that can see through shit. He said the whole idea is that your asshole is very muddy so they have you shit it all out. He said then the camera can see everything clearly. He said we can see planets far away but not through shit.
Howard said the doctor he had for years has retired. He said the guy he's getting has a great reputation though. He said he has to have a new guy going up his asshole. He said he's just meeting him for the first time and he's going to be up his ass. He said he's allowed to eat as much sorbet as he wants. He said he hopes his assistant bought the clear stuff. He said he doesn't want that. He said he needs his asshole to be crystal clear.
Howard said it's weird that they knock you out. He said when they wake you up you're sitting. He said people move your body into a chair and that freaks him out. Robin said that's what she was telling him about her 12 hour surgery. She said she read the op report and they kept moving her and moving her into different positions. She said she never wants to see those people again. Howard said when you get up there's a pad under you and you see that you've leaked out juice. He said it's really embarrassing.
Robin said when you wake up you're sitting in a chair. She said you know you were up on your hands and knees at one time. She said she knows that's what they do. Howard said he thought they laid you down for that. Robin said they have you face down and ass up. Howard said that's embarrassing. He said that's horrible.
Howard said he has to get it done. He said Ronnie never gets it done but he's fine. He said they say the pain from colon surgery is really painful. Robin said they used to make you stay awake. Howard said his dad got a colonoscopy and he said he would never do it again. He said it was the most excruciating and horrible thing.
Howard said Wednesday he has to do the prep. He said Steve Martin and Martin Short do a prep party together. He said he's not going to do that with people. He said he's dismissing Beth for the day so she doesn't have to see him in that condition. He said after a while it's just water squirting out of your asshole. He said he has to do it so he can stay in the game. He said he doesn't want to check out. He said he wants a peaceful end and not a painful one.
Howard said his parents are doing well for 96 and 91. Robin said she's heard about how the human body is like a tent that eventually just collapses. Howard said he likes that he can eat as many Popsicles as he wants to. He said you have to take your last shot of Ducolax at like 9 at night. He said he thinks he's going to be up all night. He said it doesn't make sense. He said the real shitting begins at 3 o'clock. He said they have to figure out a different way to do this. He said this is overkill.
Howard said he remembers last time he had a colonoscopy he had gotten a report from his daughter about how cucumbers are very healthy. He said he was eating a ton of them. He said he had the colonoscopy and the doctor asked if he ate a lot of cucumbers. He said he did and the doctor said that he saw a lot of seeds up there. He said he had to cut back on them.
Howard was going to take a call from a guy who was going to tell a horror story about his wife's colonoscopy. He said he doesn't want to hear those stories.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that you don't have to get a thing up your ass. He said you can poop in a box. Howard said it's not the same thing. The caller was laughing. Howard said he sounds ridiculous. He said the camera up your asshole allows them to see the cancer. The caller said the poop thing tells you if there's blood in your poop. Howard asked why he's laughing. The caller said he's 61 and he's never had one. He said he has pooped in a box two times and he's doing fine. Howard said that's the Ohio mentality. He said that's where this guy is from. He said you'll read about him being dead. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said they had George in there cutting some announces. He said he comes in before the show to do them. He said when he's reading and cutting these things they have a ton of outtakes. He said they wanted to get him through 3 and it takes 30 minutes to get them done. He said they're short. He said he starts correcting them. He said in this first one he was so upset with the way they wrote out Japanese. George was telling Derek that what they had was wrong. He was correcting them on what they had written for him.
Howard said every announce there was something George wanted to talk about. He said it took a half hour to cut 3 of these things. He said Derek eventually told him to forget it. He said it just takes too long. Robin wondered if he did this on the set of Star Trek. He said there was only one episode where he was featured.
Howard played more audio of George talking about ejaculation and he corrected the way they had written that one. Howard said if you listen carefully you can hear Derek hanging himself. George had corrected the bit from saying ''sperm'' to ''sperms.'' Howard played a song parody with George saying penis.
Howard said everyone loves George. He thanked him for coming in and doing the announces. He said he'll pepper them into the show today.
Howard read about the 50th anniversary of Woodstock tribute they did. Howard said a lot of people appreciated his walk down memory lane. He read a few of those emails.
Howard said the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories are rolling in. He said there are a lot of people writing in about that. He said that they're all curious about finding out about who was involved with this guy. He said he said yesterday that he's lost his faith in the system after that. He said that he saw Attorney General Barr saying he's going got do a full investigation. He said that guy can't be trusted. He said he lied about the Mueller report. He said that he never used to mistrust the government before. He said it's happening.
Robin said they say that El Chapo was kept alive and never had a problem. Robin said part of what the Attorney General can do is take someone like Epstein and allocate personnel and make sure he's taken care of. Robin said he could have had people go there and make sure he's taken care of no matter what's going on at that prison.
Howard said he loves letters to the editor in the NY Daily News. He said there's a guy who wrote in about the Epstein death and how it was inevitable that he was going to die in prison. Howard read the letter and said he's kind of agreeing with this guy. He said this guy says that Epstein was probably getting money from his rich friends and there will be even more bizarre stories about him that come out. The guy wrote that eventually something will come out and the truth will be told. Howard said he's not so sure about that.
Howard had fake Hillary Clinton on the phone to comment on all of that. Fake Hillary was just laughing. Howard asked what she's laughing about. The guys had her laughing more. Howard asked if this is part of the Clinton Body Count. She said yes and laughed again. They had her coughing and laughing and talking about grabbing a lozenge. Howard asked her to cough once if she had something to do with Epstein's death. She coughed. Howard let her go a short time later.
Howard said they finally got him with the conspiracy theories. He said he still believes that there was one gunman in the JFK assassination though.
Howard said they say that Epstein hung himself with a bed sheet. He said it seems to him that's a really difficult way to kill yourself. He said you'd think you'd just get yourself up. He said he can't imagine doing that. Robin said there are people who have hung themselves from door knobs. Howard said he'd be bad at killing himself. He said he doesn't think it's for him.
Howard took a call from a guy who said something about being the 10th guy at the dinner with Robin. Howard said this guy is just bullshitting. The caller asked if it's a cowardly way to go by hanging yourself. Howard said he's not sure about that. He said he's a scum bag but he's not sure hanging yourself is cowardly. Robin said your life won't be easy in prison if he was really doing what he was accused of doing. Howard said he wanted to hear his testimony to hear what was going on there. He said it sounds like a lot of people did a lot of fucked up shit. He said we'll never know now.
Howard said there's a lot of weird stuff around that case. Robin said there's a woman involved with this whole thing and she has been accused by some of his victims of being the one who recruited them. Howard said maybe they will get some information. He said he hopes they do.
Howard took a call from a guy who did his George Takei impression saying Chateau Rothschild. He kept saying it. Howard said come on. The caller said he's heard him talking about this Mueller report and how it's shaking his confidence. Howard said no one is doing anything about the Russians interfering with our elections. He said we're fucked if we allow that to keep going on. He said he'd like to get to Donald and ask why he's under staffing these positions. He said he doesn't know what's going on. The caller said that it was a funding issue. He said they need congress to come in and fund it so they can hire more people. Howard said something went down with this Epstein case. The caller said the Mueller report seemed tough but what Barr said in the summary is that there wasn't collusion. Howard said they didn't say that. He said they said they couldn't say there wasn't collusion. Howard said he has a problem with Mueller too. He said he didn't talk to the president in the investigation. He asked how you do an investigation and not talk to him? Howard said Mueller said there wasn't enough time. He asked how much time he needs. The caller said he doesn't have to talk to him. Robin said that's the 5th amendment. Howard said he's not sure that Donald did anything wrong. He said the institutions that we have in place are failing us.
Howard said he's just upset with this Epstein thing and the people who are in charge. Robin said if he was in her prison she would have made sure he'd stay alive. Robin said they're saying that Epstein's lawyers asked them to take him off suicide watch. Robin said she would have ignored that. She said if someone tries to kill themselves then you keep them on suicide watch. She said you don't listen to the lawyers. Howard told Robin to get over there and calm down. He said she's all upset too. He said he doesn't want her upset.
Robin said she's upset because this is their generation doing all of this. Howard said that's true. He said their generation was so spoiled. He said you have no idea. He said they're all phonies. Robin said don't believe one word they say. Howard said they say the guy watching Epstein wasn't a regular guard there. He was just a staffer.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wants to switch gears here. He asked if Howard listens to SiriusXM while painting. Howard said yes. He said he listens to 3 channels which are Lithium, Spectrum and another one. The caller said he should listen to Elevations. He said it's pop and rock channels but it's all instrumental.
The caller asked Robin if she would ever have sex with a man half her age. Robin said sure. He said he'd leave his number for her then.
Howard read through more feedback about the show yesterday. He read some about fake Alex Jones calling into the show yesterday.
Howard said that he just wants to be home. He said he was up at 1 in the morning last night. He said his fucking TV. He said he has Apple TV and a bunch of other things. He said he has a fairly awesome system. Robin said she's not so sure it's awesome. She said it's interesting equipment that doesn't work.
Howard said he hired a company to put this thing in. He said he was on it last night and he was trying to get on Apple TV. He said he was watching this series called ''The Boys'' that's really good. He said he went to bed after that and ended up getting up at like 1 in the morning. He said he tried turning it on again and there was no sound. He said he's not sure what the problem is. He said he wrote the guy who put this system in and asked when he's going to fix it so it's reliable. He said then he bought in another audio video company. He said they're talking about this guy putting it all in wrong. He said he just wants TV. He said it shouldn't be this expensive. He said he's going out of his mind with this TV.
Robin said you should only have to pay for the TV to work once. She said the old guy should have to pay the new guy. Howard said he can't get satisfaction. He said there has to be some sort of reboot and he has no idea how to do it. He said he wasn't able to watch TV last night so he had to switch to a different thing. He said he watched Sammy Hagar interviewing Neil Schon from Journey. He said he likes that guy but hates Steve Perry. He said he's all fired up because of that cable system.
Howard said the interview was really good. He said he loves Sammy. He said he was watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee too. He said he went back to the season where he interviewed Jerry Lewis. He said Jerry put Jerry Lewis in a convertible. He said it's kind of mean to do that.
Howard said he missed Jerry Lewis so he went back and watched some old Letterman interviews with Jerry. He said he's come to appreciate the guy more after his death. He said Jerry wouldn't let Dave get too serious. He said it was just perfect. He said it was just that good.
Howard said he was missing Jerry Lewis of all people. He said he wasn't able to get the TV to work and then he watched other things on different TVs. Howard said he looks for attractive women on the late night shows. He said that's what he's looking to watch. He said he just watches to see what they're wearing and then he turns it off. He said some actress was on Stephen Colbert's show. He said this woman came out wearing the shittiest outfit. He said it was Cate Blanchett. He said he thought she'd look hot but she was wearing the worst outfit. He said she was dressed like his mom. He said his mom dresses sexier. He said he deleted that. Howard said he won't even watch the guy interviews.
Robin said she's been watching the news programs and there are FOX News rip offs out there. She said the guys look like they're molting but the women are all fancied up. Robin said Bill O'Reilly is back on TV and he looks like he's peeling from his face being so red. She said he's still doing the ''no spin zone'' thing. Howard said you have to have a really shitty network to put that on. Robin said he looks horrible on the show. She said he may be shooting himself.
Howard took a call from Bobo who wasn't here when he picked up. Howard said that was weird. He said wherever he goes there's no sound. Howard asked if the phones are dead. Gary said no. Howard asked if Bobo just hung up.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the Highwomen did a great job. He said one of the guys there was Jason Isbell who is Amanda Shires husband. He said he thinks Howard would enjoy him. Howard said Fred is a big fan. Fred said he was playing guitar in that group. Howard said he knows that. The caller said the guy has a fantastic history and he thinks a conversation with Howard would be incredible. He said Howard would like his music. Howard thanked him for the call. Fred played some of Jason Isbell's song ''If We Were Vampires.'' Howard and Robin weren't into it. Fred said he wrote a song for Bradley Cooper that he sang in A Star is Born. Fred played that too. Howard said he likes this song. Howard said how about Bradley being able to sing. He said he asked him why he doesn't go out on tour with Lady Gaga. He said Bradley said he's an actor and that was just a character he played. Howard said he was like ''Wow.''
Howard said when Bradley was shooting ''A Star is born'' he showed him some of the test footage with Lady Gaga and asked what he thinks. Howard said he thought it was believable. He said Bradley also showed him the music and he was checking that out before the film came out. He said he didn't want to look at it but then Bradley had him watch. He said he asked if it was him singing and he said it was. He said he told Bradley he can sing. He said the son wasn't bad either. Howard said he green lit the movie after that. Robin said he didn't do any such thing. Howard said he was in on it in the early stages. He said he watched the movie on an iPad before it came out. He said half that Oscar belonged to him but what can he do. Robin asked what Oscar. Howard said any Oscar.
Fred played a song parody to the tune of that song he just played from ''A Star is Born.''
Howard said so many women want to fuck that guy. He said he walked down the street with Bradley and women would just stop and talk to him. He said he's never seen anything like it. He said maybe David Lee Roth had something like that back in the day. He said he's never seen so many women looking for David Lee Roth. He said they were in the halls running around looking for him. He said he was staying in the same hotel as the band and women were knocking on his door asking where David was. He said he'd tell them he didn't fucking know. He said David sang about how he likes the way the seam runs up her leg so women were dressing like that for him. Howard said he was so wrapped up with being the morning man at WWWW that he didn't even think about that stuff. He said he had to go to this old house to work. He said it was on the main drag there in Detroit. He said maybe it was Michigan Ave. He said maybe that's it.
Howard said he thought everyone in the world would be listening to him. He said no one did. He said to see the power of a rock band over women is fascinating. He said it was one endless party for them. He said he can't imagine what Led Zeppelin was doing. He said you hear this Van Halen music and you want to take your clothes off. Fred had Van Halen's ''Everybody Wants Some'' playing. Howard said this is the song that had the line about the stockings. Howard let the song play for a bit.
Howard said he guesses he's seen some stuff in his life. He said he didn't even realize it. Howard said he's not sure how women go out on tour. Robin said Belinda Carlisle talked about it and said it was horrible.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Bradley Cooper pisses him off a little bit. He said he's good looking and he can sing. Howard said he's a really good guy actually.
Howard said people say he's a master of radio but he's trying to master painting. He said he's been told that if he keeps it going he should have it mastered in 5 years. He said he wants to have one more thing mastered in his lifetime. He said that some people only master 1 thing in their life. He said that would be like Jerry Seinfeld being a great baseball player. Howard said imagine he's remembered for his painting as well as radio.
Howard said he should take a break and talk to Medicated Pete. He said he had a girl and she was fucking him for quite some time. He said they'll hear the whole story in a minute. He said he has a new Cathi phone call and more. He said Benjy was doing a Periscope thing or something like that and it's awful. He said he has to play that. He said he has to do an update on Underdog today too. He said it's her birthday. He said he'll get to all of that today on the show. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard said this Cathi is this woman who has a show and they call into it often. He said she treats the show like she has millions of listeners even though no one is listening. He said she says her show is never ever boring. Howard said it's super safe and clean. He said they decided to cut up her old radio shows like they do with celebrity audio books. He said they called into her show with her clips and had her confused.
Howard played the call where they called into Cathi's show and told her that they were taken aback by some of her comments. They had some of her audio to play for her. Cathi was all confused when she heard what they had edited together with her voice. Cathi insisted that there is only one Cathi and maybe someone had changed the audio. She thanked them for calling in.
Howard said then they had a terrorist call Cathi and tell her that he was inspired by her comments. Howard played that part where they had a fake ISIS guy tell her that they have heard that she said Death to America and they like that. Cathi said she never said that. Then the guy blew up a cafe for her.
Howard said after all of that they had Rocky Pendergast call Cathi and he told her that he was at a protest of her show thanks to what she had said on those previous clips. Howard played that call and Rocky was chanting ''Lock her up'' with a crowd. Then the crowd trampled him. Cathi went on to say she doesn't take any responsibility for any of that. She said they owe her an apology.
Howard said he's pretty sure they're her only calls. Howard asked if that's the greatest. Robin said it's an epic. Howard said there will be more. He went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said he has Medicated Pete there. He said he used to be their intern and then he went back to just hanging out in a library.
Howard said he just saw a picture of the girl he was banging. He said she's like a 10. He asked how Pete got her. Pete said he goes to a bar and drinks. He said he doesn't drink to excess. Howard asked what he's worried about. Pete said he was in the bar when he met her. Howard asked why he's sitting on the couch today. Gary said that's what they discussed and decided. Howard said he's too close. Gary said he thought he was going to do that since he's in for a full interview. Pete kept repeating that Gary put him on the couch. Howard asked if that's his OCD. Pete said it is. He said he has to say it maybe 5 times. He repeated it another time.
Howard asked how the fuck he got that chick. He said he's weird with the Tourettes and stuff. Pete said she had no idea who he was. Howard said she's super fucking hot. Pete said he's never had a chick that hot. Howard said he didn't think so. Howard asked how many girls he's had. Pete said not that many. Howard said he was with a handicapped girl. He said then this 10 walks into a bar and goes to Pete. Pete said it's pretty weird.
Howard said Pete is 44 years old. He asked how old he was when he interned there. Pete said he was 34. He said he was in school at the time. He said he got the credits for being there. Howard said he's never been this close to him. He said he's seeing things that he's never seen before. Robin said she saw him on the street one day and it was very unnerving.
Howard asked Pete what's up. Pete repeated him. Robin asked what happened in the bar. Pete said he was in the bar listening to a band and this girl walked over to him. Howard said he heard someone at the bar knew who Pete was and he dared her to go talk to Pete. Pete said he had no idea. He said they were talking and then she gives him her number. Pete wondered how that was happening. Howard asked if he was having a conversation with her. Pete said he was trying but it was horrible.
Howard asked if she knew he had a big cock. Pete said she told him he was cute. Howard said this girl is really hot. He said they really were fucking. Robin asked if she had a job. Pete said she did. Howard said he heard she was worried that he'd never have a job. Pete said he thought it was a fake number at first. He said he called her and then from that point they started hanging out.
Howard asked how long he talked to her for. Pete said for a couple of minutes. Robin asked if they can reenact some of this. Howard did his female voice and asked Pete some questions. Pete was trying to have a conversation with Howard as a girl. The conversation didn't go anywhere.
Howard asked if this girl is a transsexual or something. Pete said she's not. Howard asked what went on after the call. Pete said they went out on a date. He said they made plans to go out somewhere.
Pete said they went out to a bar and had some drinks. He said something that they had to cut. Howard asked what she was wearing on the first date. Pete said it was just something normal. Howard asked if he took her out to anywhere after the date. Pete said they were talking and they did the right thing by doing that. Howard asked when the sex started. Pete said it was maybe 2 weeks later. Howard asked if he kissed her on the first date. Pete said he got a kiss on the cheek the first night. He said he thought he was in the friend zone after that date. Howard asked if he ate in front of her. Pete said he did and he could tell that she didn't like that.
Robin asked how he seduced her. Pete said he doesn't know. Robin said he's saying this was all a surprise to him. She said he can't reproduce it. Pete said it was a surprise to him. Howard asked when he started to kiss her. Pete said it just sort of happened naturally. Howard said it's not natural. Pete said he may have initiated it. He said it just kind of worked itself out. Howard said she must have dug him. He said it's weird that he has been in this desert and now he has water in the desert.
Howard asked if this girl was bummed that he lives with his mom. Pete said he has his own room there. Howard asked if his mom knew what was going on. Pete said she did ask him some questions. He said that she stayed overnight. He said she left before his mom saw her. He said that his mom thought something might be going on in the bedroom.
Howard asked what happened when she saw his cock the firs time. Pete said she may have been impressed. He said he can probably tell that she was impressed. He said he could tell from her expression. Howard asked how she looked naked. Pete said she looked nice. Howard said he's pretty relaxed about this.
Howard asked how long the relationship lasted. Pete said it was a couple of months. He said they never got to know what was going on between them. He said they didn't know if they could take it to another level. Howard asked how you don't know. Pete said he never knew how to go to the next step. He said it was at one level. Robin asked if he was a booty call. Pete said no. Howard asked if he met her parents. Pete said he met her mom. Howard asked if she ran out of the house. Pete said she was kind of freaking out. He said she was okay actually.
Howard said Pete was hated by the parents of the girl with Cerebral Palsy. Howard asked if she lives with her mom too. Pete said she does. Howard asked if she makes him feel good. Pete said she did. He said that there was nothing really there between them. He said it was weird. He said it was weird in a nice way but not in a derogatory way. Howard asked if she ever said she was in love with him. Pete said no. He said he wasn't saying it either. Howard asked what it was about her that he didn't like. Pete said he doesn't know. He said maybe it was the wrong time. Howard said he has nothing but time. Pete said this all happened so quick. Howard said he went out with her for months. He said he wasn't in love with her. Pete said he doesn't know.
Howard said he figured he'd fall in love easily. He said there's something he's not telling them. Pete said it just stalled out.
Howard said he heard a different story. He said he invited her to come in to play this game with Pete. He said they were going to play a game where they had to pick her out of a line up of 3 women. He heard that she went to Pete and he put the pressure on her to come in and it was so much that she broke up with him. Pete said he doesn't think that's it. Howard asked Robin what's going on here. Robin said it sounds like she might have liked him and wanted to hang out with him but in the light of day it was revealing that she was with him and she may have gotten freaked out by that.
Robin said she thinks that Pete wanted to prove to everyone who he got and that was more important to him than anything. Pete said something just didn't go right and he's trying to figure it out.
Howard said when he was in college he had a girl who had model like looks. He said she was banging him but he wasn't that into her. He said he sensed that she didn't talk enough and he had to break up with her.
Howard asked what was going on there. Pete said something just wasn't right. Howard asked how much they were having sex. Pete said every weekend. He said he was jerking off during the week. Howard asked if he was doing it every day. Pete said he was doing it 3-4 times a week. He said then they'd fuck on the weekend. He said they'd do it a couple of times a night. Howard said he has a libido on him that he's never seen. Robin said this sounds normal to her. She said Ronnie is the anomaly.
Howard said JD is jealous of his big cock. He said that's what he told him this morning. Pete said he doesn't think she was that impressed by it. Howard asked if she blew him. Pete said she did. He said he thinks she liked having sex with him but she never told him that. Howard asked what positions he was doing. Pete said he was just enjoying the moment. He said he did all of the regular positions.
Howard asked if he does dirty talk. Pete said they just got down to business. He said he didn't do anal. He said they discussed it. Robin said that they discussed. Pete said yeah.
Howard asked JD if he's jealous of his cock. JD said he is. He said he saw it in a video and he was wishing that he had that. He said he can't get that out of his mind. Howard asked how big Pete is. Pete said he's between 7 and 9.
Howard took a call from Medicated Pete clips. The guys played clips of Pete and Pete was responding to them like it was a regular caller. Howard said he's going to keep this going until 11 today. He gave up a couple minutes later.
Howard asked what he's doing when he says he's hanging out. Pete said it's just slang. Howard asked if he likes to walk around the locker room showing off his big cock. Pete said he does. Howard said he's losing his mind. He asked if he anyone says anything about it. Pete said they are impressed. He laughed when Howard asked him about that.
Howard asked if they broke up over this show. Pete said he has no problem with it at all. He said shit happens. Howard asked if he thinks he can get another girl. Pete said he's not going to get all cocky over it. He said he's not all bent out of shape over it. Robin asked if they had a fight. Pete said there was a disagreement. Howard said he heard he was demanding that she come in and she was upset about that. Pete said it was a text conversation. He said he was confused. Howard said you're kidding. Pete said that maybe it as misinterpreted on her part. He said he's okay with it all. Howard said that's not what he was asking.
Jason came in and said that they got something from her end. He said this was last week when they were getting close to doing the bit. He said then they found out that Pete had been badgering her non stop to do it. He said that was making her uncomfortable. Pete said he wasn't trying to do it purposely. He said her side is that he was over the top. Howard said he wonders what the reality is. Pete said maybe he didn't see it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that they finally got to the truth. He said he was calling her 6 hours a day. He said that this guy makes you want to look at the sun and burn your eyes out. He said that's what Pete talking to Pete makes him want to do.
Howard took a call from a guy who was asking Pete the same questions that Pete was asking himself earlier. The caller said that he would read a book with Pete in it. He said Howard has to write it. He said he worked on being an interviewer like Howard. Howard said the paperback will have the Medicated Pete interview in it.
Howard took a call from Medicated Pete clips again. The guys played clips of Pete asking what he's up to and what he's into. Pete answered himself saying he's just chillin' and hanging out. Howard lasted another minute with that before hanging up again.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she wants to date Pete. Sarah said he sounds like such a catch. She said she would like to go out with him. Sarah asked Pete some questions about what he's up to and what he's doing. Pete did the same thing where he just says he's hanging out. Then he'd ask her the same questions. Both of them were just hanging out and chillin'.
Howard said he's had enough of that. He let her go. Howard said they really connected there. Howard asked what they learned there. Robin said they didn't learn anything. Howard said Pete was dating this hot girl for a few months. He said he also learned that they lost some brain cells listening to this segment. Howard said the air time was more important to Pete than getting laid. He said he was fucking her on the weekends like 4 times a night. Robin said she imagines what that was like with Pete going out with him on the weekend and just banging. She said then he runs out.
Howard asked how long it's been since they talked. Pete said it's been about a week. He said looks count but so does personality. Robin asked what kind of personality he's into. Pete said he likes a bubbly personality.
Howard asked Pete if he's still medicated. Pete said he's not actually. Howard said he's got bubbles all over his lips and stuff. He said he's not used to this. Pete said he doesn't like the side effects of the medication. He said he used to see trees running after him and stuff like that. Howard said he doesn't know about this. He said it sounds like fun actually. He asked what he saw. Pete said the trees were running after him. He said this was a while ago. He said it's weird. He said they'd just run after him. Howard asked if they had feet. Pete said they must have. He said they had roots that were feet. Howard said that's fucking crazy.
Howard asked why he has that spit and bubbles in the corner of his mouth. Pete said he doesn't know. Howard started doing his impression of Pete and had Pete repeating after him.
Howard asked if he goes to the library every day. Pete said not every day. He said he goes to the gym. He said he goes to the library to see Kathy Tobin who used to work on the show. Howard asked how she's doing. Pete said she's good. Howard said Pete is their most successful intern by the way.
Howard said Pete just recorded a new song with Adam Barta. He said that's Tan Mom's producer. Howard asked how she feels about him working with her. Pete said she might be jealous. He said she didn't say anything but he can sense it. Howard asked how he gets that. Pete said it's a vibe he gets. Howard asked if he has seen her. Pete said it's just a sense he gets. Gary said he hast seen or spoken to her so this is all in his head. Howard said he has nothing to base it on.
Howard asked what this song is. Pete said it's called ''In My Opinion.'' He said it's about overcoming a challenge. He said he thinks that's what it was written about. He said Adam wrote it. Howard said he has to hear this song. He played the song and asked if that's Pete singing. Pete said it is. Howard said look at you. Adam sings in the song too. Howard asked why he has to sing in it. He asked if Pete asked him why he's in it. Pete said he was doing fine. Howard said the song is about Tourettes and it sounds like it has it in there. It kind of skips like a stutter. Howard said it's like Tourettes.
Howard said good for you. Robin said she's not sure what his opinion is. Howard said he has the lyrics there. He said they can figure it out maybe. He read the lyrics and said they're similar to the Tan Mom song lyrics. He said it's kind of the same thing. Howard read the lyrics and tried to figure it out. He said it's very heavy. Robin asked what he was talking about. Howard said he doesn't know.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how big his cock is. Howard said it's 7-9 inches. Howard said he showed it to Robin. Robin said she can get it out of her head. She said JD can't. She said it was huge. Howard asked if Robin could handle that. Robin laughed. Howard asked if she would consider fucking him just to find out what it's like. Robin said no. She said guys do that.
Howard said he heard Pete is in a movie. Pete said he is and it's called ''Halloweed Night'' (Weedjies: Halloweed Night) He said he played a guy who escaped from an insane asylum. Howard said that's good casting. Howard asked who else is in it. Pete said it was him, Richard and Sal. Howard asked if it's a good movie. Pete said there were cameras there. He said it was a whole deal. Howard asked if there's any Oscar buzz. Pete said no. He said they were out in Vegas for a couple of days.
Howard said Richard and Sal told him that Pete was completely unprepared. He said there was a script and Pete didn't have his lines memorized. He said he wasn't aware that he had to do that. He said he just ad-libbed his scene. Pete said he only had a few lines. He said it worked out. He said it was funnier than what was on the script. Robin said he's like a Sam Kinison and he had to rewrite it.
Howard said Ronnie turned own the movie. He said he can't believe that. Pete said it was fun. Howard asked if he likes acting. Pete said he does. He said he'd like to get more roles.
Howard said they guys told him that Pete's scene took 5 minutes to shoot. He asked if he got to hang with Richard and Sal. Pete said he played poker with them. He said it was fun.
Sal came in so Howard asked how fucked up it is that Sal is in this movie. Sal said he has 3 kids to take care of. He said he and Richard are in the scene together. He said they're gay, high lovers. He said they're at a costume party and he's dressed as a dinosaur and Richard is a bear. Howard said this sounds like a real piece of shit. Sal said they went to the casino after they shot the movie. He said they had to wait 45 minutes for a poker table at Caesar's. He said that there was a long line. He said he asked Pete if he wanted to play and they got their names on a list. He said they walked over to the table and he got some chips. He said Pete told the guy he was just there to watch. He said the whole table just turned and looked at him. He said he put his name down to wait for a half hour just to watch. Howard said Pete has nothing to do and he's not experienced at poker so he just watched.
Richard came in and said that they found out Pete was unprepared when he told him the script is good and Pete said ''Oh, it is?'' Richard said the woman in the scene with him was also creeped out by him for real. He said she was supposed to be for the scene and she really was. He said Pete also came on the plane and stood next to him while he was watching his iPad. Howard said he used to do that to Jon Hein. He said Jon thought that was annoying. Howard asked what's up with that. Pete said he was scared by the turbulence. Richard said he didn't want to be rude to Pete. He said he was just nodding at him while he was watching his iPad. Pete was laughing at the story. Howard asked how he can explain that. Pete said he doesn't know. He continued to laugh. Richard asked what he was saying to him that he didn't hear. Pete said he doesn't remember. Richard said he'd just nod once in a while. Pete said he wasn't paying attention.
Howard asked if his life is weird or what. He said he must be bored. He said he should help Kathy at the library.
Howard said Pete will hang outside the building after the show. He said he was out there at 4:30 one afternoon. Sal said he's like a pigeon. Howard asked if he's going to hang out today. Pete said not today. He said he doesn't want to creep anyone out. Howard asked what he's going to do. Pete said he'll hang out a little bit and then hang out and stay for a little bit. Howard asked where. Pete laughed. Howard said he'll in front of the building.
Howard asked if he has any money on him. Pete said he has a couple of dollars. Richard said he kind of creeped over to him and Will when they were coming in this morning.
Pete said he does like the acting thing. Richard said he's just not learning his lines. Howard said he has to learn his lines if he wants more work. Pete said he knows. Howard said he didn't even read the script. Sal said Richard told Pete his part was great and Pete was like ''Really?'' Pete said he had one line. Richard said it was several lines. Pete didn't remember. Sal said they just shot it without even saying action. He said they didn't say cut either.
Howard asked Pete who he would imagine playing him in a movie. Pete said he doesn't think like that. Howard said maybe Leo DiCaprio or someone like that. Robin said he already played that part in ''What's Eating Gilbert Grape.''
Howard said he has these notes on people. He said he has some notes about Pete and there aren't many. He said one of them is that he felt that Leo DiCaprio could play him in a movie. He said he saw that and asked Pete who could play him. Pete said he doesn't know why he gave that answer. Howard said he gave it to Shuli in the pre-interview. Shuli came in and said he absolutely said it. Howard said he even set him up for it. He said he's not sure why he didn't say it again. Pete said it didn't come into his head. Howard said even his own lines he can't remember. Pete said he's not good with someone who could play him.
Shuli said he asked Pete if he would ever audition to be in a porn. He said he'd do it if they didn't record it. Pete said he also said he'd sing with the Naked Boys choir. Howard said Pete's OCD is kicking in because he's talking over him now. Shuli told him he has to listen.
Howard said Pete said the only thing he has going on is his cock. He said he goes to the gym to show it off. He wants to go to a nude beach too. Pete said yeah. Howard asked why he doesn't go. Pete said there aren't any around. Howard said he should go. Pete said he doesn't know why he hasn't gone but he could go.
Richard asked Pete if he wants to show off his cock now. He said JD wants to see it. Richard said he'll show his too. Shuli said he'll check it out. Howard said it's like Emily Ratajkowski's armpit hair. He said once it's in your head it ruins everything.
JD came in but Pete said it's a limp biscuit. Gary told JD to go over there. JD said he's fine. Howard said if he wants to show him his cock then do it. Pete asked if he wants to see it. JD said not really. Robin said the answer is yes. JD said go ahead and show it to him. Pete showed it but only JD saw it.
Howard said Pete has a big ass wallet in his pocket. He asked what's going on there. Pete pulled it out and dropped some paper out of it. Pete said he has a lot of business cards in it. He said he has his ID badge from the building too. Howard said he'd love to go through it and see what's in it. Shuli asked if he can see it.
Richard said Pete's balls were massive too. He said they were bigger than his cock. Howard asked how his cock was. JD said it was good. Howard said he was saying that he can't get that cock out of his mind. Fred had some audio of him saying that. Howard said for some reason he's gay.
Howard asked Pete if he would want to be with JD sexually. Pete said no. Shuli asked and Pete said he'll think about it.
Howard asked if he can get this out. He said Pete has a new song out. He said that's called ''In My Opinion.'' Pete said they're looking to get some gigs out of that. He said they'd like to do something with that. Howard said he wants a gig to open up to do one song? Pete said that's fine.
Shuli said Pete had an appearance in Pittsburgh this past weekend. He said they were guest bartending and they call came to see his show. He said Pete sat in the front row and Pete has a tick where he turns his head and spits and he did that to some guy in the audience.
Howard said Mariann wants to say hi to him real quick. Howard took her call and Mariann said she spoke to the girlfriend on the phone. She said she was a beauty. She said Pete ditched her for Howard. She was going on a little too long so Howard hung up on her.
Howard said he's sure Pete will find another girl. He said he thinks he got all the plugs in. Pete said he has an App with Beetlejuice called Pete and Beet's Car Dealership. He said he doesn't know anything about it. Howard asked who got him involved in that. Pete said Bobby Rooney, Beet's manager. He said he got him the movie too. Howard said that guy is a hustler in the best way. He said that's he agent you want. He said imagine what he could do with someone who has a real career.
Howard asked what the app does. Pete said he doesn't know. He said he thinks it makes quotes. Howard asked where you get it. Pete said he thinks it's on Android and Apple. Howard said Bobby put him in it but he has no idea what it does. Pete said all he had to do was record his voice.
Howard asked how Beet is. Pete said he hasn't seen him in a while. Shuli said the app has been out a while. Pete said it's like over a year. Howard said the app has 2.3 stars out of 5.
Pete said he's hoping that he can make something happen. Robin asked what his dream is. Pete said he would like to sing a song or something. Howard said maybe Shuli can get him in on that fight with that little guy.
Howard said you'd think Pete would be curious about the movie he did. He didn't even read the script. He said he has all day to do that. Pete just laughed.
Shuli said Howard hit on something with that. He said that the girlfriend was kind of concerned about his ambition. Howard said he should do something. He said bring the script to the library when he goes there. Robin said he has to put some effort into it. Pete said he'd like a bigger role. Howard asked if he has auditioned for anything. Pete said he would love to but he hasn't. Howard said Bobby could probably get him something. Howard wrapped up and said he feels a buzz with Pete. He said there must be something in the hopper. He said he's on a roll. He said it's not a bad life.
Howard asked what he had for dinner last night. Pete said he had lobster at Red Lobster last night. He said someone bought it for him. Howard said someone paid for it. He asked who did that. Pete said it was a bartender who told him it was some person who wanted to buy it for him. He said he doesn't know who it was. Howard said he's living the life. Pete said he appreciates that. He thanked Howard for that.
Robin asked if Pete knows Jeffrey Epstein. Pete said he was a horrible guy. Robin said she was just wondering if he kept up on that stuff.
Howard said imagine that poor lobster that died so Pete could eat it. He said he's surprised it didn't come back to life. Howard said Pete is a good man. Robin said she's not sure about that. She said she's not sure what's going on there.
Howard said Bobby Rooney is on the phone. He took the call and Bobby said he sent Pete his lines 3 weeks in advance. He said he asked if he went over it and he said he had memorized it. Then he gets there on set and he doesn't know anything. He said he had the script for the video game app that he didn't read either. Bobby said the relationship with the girl was 100 percent legitimate. He said that he hopes he can reconcile. He said she called him like 50 times when he was out in Vegas. Robin said someone has to tell her what was wrong there.
Bobby said it's the girl who picked him up at the airport. He said she was telling him to behave himself. Howard said there's no chance of him misbehaving. Shuli said she was concerned with him. Howard said maybe she was too concerned. Pete said yeah. He said she thought he was out in Vegas fucking other chicks. He said she was jealous. Howard said it's nice that someone is like that. He said it's kind of sweet that she was concerned. Howard said that's a nice thing for a guy.
bobby said she sent him a text in the casino and she told him to keep his pipe in his pants. Robin said she really liked that pipe. Howard said it sounds lovely. Pete said he told her he wasn't fucking around. Robin said this is a relationship. Howard said it's sweet that she cared. Howard said he better call her and get her back. Pete said she blocked him. Shuli said it's over.
Howard asked Bobby if he's seen Pete's cock. Bobby said he has not seen it. He said he heard about it. He said he has a friend who goes to the gym he goes to and he sees him walking around naked for a long time.
Howard asked where you can get this app. Bobby said it's available on Android and Apple. Howard asked how Beetlejuice is doing. Bobby said he's doing well but his mom doesn't want him traveling right now. He said he's still trying to get him though. Howard thanked him for calling in and let him go.
Howard said he thinks they're done. He said this has gone on way too long. Robin said it hasn't gone on long enough for her. She said she loves this. Howard said he hopes Pete is okay. Shuli said maybe he can call her and get them back together. Pete said he thinks it's water under the bridge. He said he doesn't have a problem with it. He said whatever happens, happens. Howard wrapped up and let Pete go. They went to break after that.
Howard came back and said that's a beautiful song. He said in the old days 4 people dead would be a big deal. He said now no one writes songs about people dying. He said it's a regular thing now. He said 4 kids died at Kent State and everyone freaked out. He said they were just protesting. He said now we read about it every single day.
Howard took a call from Mike in Maine who asked Robin if she thinks that Pete is the most fuckable Wack Packer or is it Bobo. Robin had to think about that. Howard said Robin has lived a life. Robin asked if she has. Howard said he has 3 for her to pick from. He gave her Bigfoot, Medicated Pete and Bobo. Robin said she guesses she's picking Bobo. Mike asked if she would rather do Mariann or Bobo. Robin said she's fucking Bobo.
Howard said Mark the Bagger has a big cock too. Robin asked what's up with god. Howard said how about Elephant Boy, High Pitch Erik or Gary the Conqueror. Robin said she's going to take a Jeffrey Epstein. Howard said he thinks that she'd feel weird with Gary. He said he's retarded so that would be tough. Howard said he thinks Robin is picking Elephant Boy. Robin said he might have soiled himself. Howard said she can clean him up though. Robin said he's right. She said she'd have to go with Elephant Boy but with a shower.
Howard gave Robin Jeff the Drunk, Beetlejuice or Asian Pete. Robin said she's picking Asian Pete. Howard asked Robin if she would rather have Eric the Actor, Crackhead Bob or Hank the Dwarf. Robin said she would pick between Eric and Hank. Howard said he thought Bob for sure. He said he's kind of normalish. Robin said no. She said Eric is edging out the competition because he's not a drunk. Howard said he never thought he'd win a competition. Robin said it's a shame he's not here to hear it.
Howard said he's going to give Robin Richard Christy, JD or Benjy. Robin said she's going with JD. Howard said wow. Mike said JD is the man. Robin said she understands he has a small penis so it's not a problem.
Howard said now they go to mass murderers. He gave her JD, Ronnie or Jason. Robin laughed. Howard said how about Hitler, John Hinckley or Charles Manson. Robin said that's terrible. Robin said Hitler is off the list. She said she's going with Hinckley. Howard said he thought she'd go with Manson. Robin said no to him. Howard played some of his awful music.
Howard said how about Bill Cosby, OJ or Harvey Weinstein. Robin said Cosby would knock her out so she's going with him. Howard said OJ has a look. Robin said they're all heinous. She said Cosby had the sense to knock the women out first.
Howard said how about Trump or Putin. Robin picked Putin. She said he's more his own man. Mike asked about Donald, Donald Jr. or Eric Trump. Robin laughed. Mike said this is fun. Howard said he was in the dentist chair yesterday and a game show came on. He said it was one he was offered. He said he told the dentist he turned that show down. He said it looks like a lot of fun. He said it looks fun but then you have to be there all day doing it.
Howard asked Robin if she would fuck Lenny Dykstra or her dad. Robin said that's disgusting. She went with Lenny. Howard said Lenny won. Mike asked one too many questions so Howard hung up on him.
Howard took a call from Johnny the 13 year old who called in yesterday. He asked what his name is on YouTube. Johnny said it's VersalToxic. Johnny said he wants to thank Howard for letting him on his station. Howard asked how many followers he has now. Johnny said he has 1.5K. He said he's live streaming right now. Robin asked what he's doing on there. He said he's playing a game. Howard said he heard he's hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. He said keep it up. He asked if Johnny has a girlfriend. Johnny said he does. Howard said he should talk about that. He asked if he's good at this game he plays. Johnny said he is. He players Fortnite. Howard said he has to go anyway. He said hew wasn't really listening. Robin said she's not sure how good he is. Howard said he had some money to give away. He said he'll do it tomorrow. He said they should get started with news.
Howard said he was going to talk about Underdog. He said she was on a TV show talking about being abused in College by her classmates. He said life has not gone well for her. He said he'll get to that all tomorrow. Robin said she wants to know about Underdog. Howard said they have to do news. He said he has meetings there all day so he doesn't want to be there. Robin said she didn't know what time it was. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said Howard has to let the public see his paintings if he wants to be a master. Howard said he does it for himself. He said it would be discouraging to him if someone said they suck. He said he doesn't need some asshole cunt evaluating him. He said it's not his bag. Robin asked what they're talking about. Howard said they're talking about his paintings. Robin said that's terrible. Howard said he does it for himself. He said he hangs them if they're good and keeps the others in a book. The caller said he hopes he reaches his goal of being perfect. Howard said it won't be perfect. He said nothing is perfect. He said it's not good enough for people to view. Robin said oh yes it is.
Howard took a call from Pocket who said he had some CBD gummies last night and he got the best sleep ever. He wondered if Howard does anything like that to relax. Howard said he does Transcendental Meditation and paints. He said he is so offended when he doesn't do it right he gets aggravated with himself. He said he hates losing in chess too. He said it's not relaxing to him. Howard said he's not sure what it is. He said meditation is relaxing. He said nothing else would relax him. He said sex is something you want to be good at. He said he can't get that stuff out of his head.
Robin said she tapes tennis because watching it live she gets worked up. Howard said he's watching The Boys on Amazon. He said that relaxes him. Then he turns on the TV and it doesn't work and that pisses him off. He said this morning he thought he was going to blow a blood vessel. He said the audio doesn't work and it's like a 50/50 shot that it's going to work. He said it's that laughable at this point.
The caller said it's funny that Howard is paying for it and not doing it himself. Howard said Gary is able to do that stuff on his own. He said he doesn't set up anything himself. He said he has a company he pays a fortune to and they can't get this thing to work. He said nothing works for him. He said he wanted to watch The Boys and nothing was working. He said he has to do the news before he explodes.
Howard said he loves to watch TV and he can't do it in his house or in his apartment. He said the thing just doesn't work. Robin said he doesn't know his passwords. Howard said he knows his passwords. He said to watch TV he's not going to put in a password. He said he has them all programmed in there. He said he's sure that Medicated Pete is able to watch whatever he wants.
Howard said he admires the Amish. Robin said he would be the worst Amish person. Howard said no. He said he'd be better off without TV. He said he has hired people to talk to the people who put in the TV. He said they still can't get it going right. He said he tried watching the show last night and there was no sound. He said he would have liked to have heard everything. He said he's sure this war won't end anytime soon. He said he'll never hear the words ''It's over Johnny.''
Howard said Mad Dog is a successful guy. He said maybe he should be in the hall of fame. He said the hall of fame is so fucking lame though. He said they finally came up with a place called the radio hall of fame. He said this place had a location but Saturday Night Live wanted to display something and they took it all down. He said now they're all boxed up somewhere. He said Mad Dog went on and on about this.
Howard said that poor sidekick has to deal with this. He said he has to pretend to care that Mad Dog isn't in the hall of fame. He said Mad Dog can't get in and he wants in. Howard said he'd vote for him. He said he thinks Gary and Jon Hein vote. Gary said he doesn't vote on it. He said Brent may have something to do with it. Howard said he'll get Brent to vote for him then.
Howard said he thought it was funny that he wasn't in the radio hall of fame. He said he didn't want to be in it. Howard had a list of people who are in it this year. Dr. Ruth and John Tesh were two names. Gary said Brent told him that the show Mike and Mike was on for 10 years and they made it in. Howard said he thought they work there at Sirius. Gary said he thinks they work on ESPN. Howard said they do have them because they have an ESPN radio channel. Gary said they do but there are 27 fucking ESPN channels. He said they're not even on anymore. Fred played Gary's old Italian music theme.
Howard was all pissed off about Gary not knowing. Gary said he's trying to figure it out. He said he doesn't know why he's so upset.
Howard said his brother in law was over and said he's a genius. He said he asked why and he told him that it was because Fred plays that throat clearing every time Gary is on the microphone. Howard had Gary talk and Fred played the throat clearing thing. Howard said maybe it is genius.
Robin read a story about Chris Cuomo threatening to throw a guy down a stairwell when the guy called him Fredo from The Godfather. Robin had some audio of the confrontation. Chris told the guy not to insult him and said his name is not Fredo. He told the guy that he'd throw him down the stairs if he wants him to. Howard said he loves that. He said he could listen to that all day. He said CNN should give him a raise. Robin said the President tweeted that he thought he was Fredo too. Howard asked what Trump is up to. He said he's the President of the United States. Howard said whatever you do don't go up to Chris and tell him to go get his shine box.
Robin read a story about Mike Huckabee having his own show now. Robin said it's like a tonight Show kind of thing. Howard said he used to be governor and now he's a talk show host. Robin said he tries to do a monologue and he needs work. She had some audio for Howard to play from the show. He went into a rant about the term ''racist'' being used in the media. Howard said JD said his monologues are like this every night. Robin said it's on the Trinity network and it doesn't seem to have commercials. She said he should start taking care of that. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from fake Sarah Huckabee Sanders who was going off on Robin about her comments about her dad's TV show. Robin and fake Sarah went back and forth about that for a couple of minutes.
Robin read a story about Placido Domingo having 8 women come forward to claim sexual harassment against him. Robin had some details about that. Howard said he hates opera music. He said he wouldn't go to one of those shows no matter what. Howard took a call from fake Placido who sang about his accusers. He sang about Robin showing them her titties too.
Robin read a story about Katy Perry being accused of misconduct by a video co-star. Robin said this guy claims that she exposed his penis to a whole party of people. Robin said he says that was sexual assault. Robin had the song ''Teenage Dream'' that the guy appeared in with Katy. Howard said that's kind of fucked up. He said he wouldn't want some girl pulling his pants down. Howard said this was Jeffrey Epstein's favorite song. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about people trying to qualify for the Olympics and how some of them come forward claiming they were sexually assaulted. Robin said this is sad because these are hard working kids. Robin said these kids get up to work hard before and after school and they're really dedicated. Robin said it makes you sad when you hear these stories. She said they tell you that these things are supposed to be good for you but then they're victims of abuse. Robin said Simone Biles just landed a jump that no one has landed before. She said she's one of the girls who was abused in that whole scandal with that doctor not too long ago. Robin said she has mixed feelings about being in the mixed gymnastics program. Fred had some audio of her triple double. He played some weird sounds to make it sound like she landed it.
Robin said there's a figure skater who has come forward with claims about his coach assaulting him. Robin said she hopes they're straightening these things out. She said no one deserves that kind of behavior. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a NFL helmet controversy that's going on. Robins said they're trying to prevent concussions in the NFL and they have a new helmet design but Antonio Brown doesn't want to wear it. She said he claims he's only had one concussion and this new design may block his peripheral vision and cause more problems. Robin said the NFL says they have to wear it because it's mandatory. Robin said Antonio says if he gets injured then he's going to hold the NFL responsible.
Robin read a story about a rollback of protections for endangered species that the Trump administration has put into place. Robin had some audio of someone commenting on that. Howard said they have got to protect these species. He said we're losing plants and things because of our expansion on this planet. He said it's terrible this footprint we're leaving on this planet. Howard said next thing you know Jason will be eating spotted owl from his barbecue. Howard said they say that the way to save the world from global warming is for everyone to become vegan. Robin said it won't save the planet, it'll just slow it down. Robin said it's already happening and it won't stop global warming. Howard told her to stop it.
Robin read a story about some protests that are going on in Hong Kong. Robin said there have been no flights out of an airport in that region because they're protesting. Robin said they're afraid that China may invade their country and crackdown on them.
Robin read a story about protests going on in Russia too. Robin said they're protesting Putin and corrupt elections. Robin said they think this has been going on a long time keeping Putin in power. Robin said the Russian people are taking to the streets over that. She said things are going on in the world.
Robin read a story about a man who claims that Jesus convinced him not to shoot his boss. Robin said he brought a gun to work and he stopped before he did it.
Robin read a story about William Barr claiming that he's going to get to the bottom of the Jeffrey Epstein death. Robin said she doesn't care how he died. She said she cares why he died. She said he still has victims out there and they may sue his estate. Robin said the FBI went to his Virgin Island home and they're looking for a steel safe that he had some information in.
Robin read a story about a Chuck Berry documentary that's coming out. She quickly went through that one.
Robin read a quick story about Bill Cosby trying to appeal his case.
Robin read a story about an auction that's going on with Elvis memorabilia. She went through some of the stuff that they're auctioning off.
Robin read a story about Bill Murray showing up at a Rhode Island event and performed with a band that was appearing in this place. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Howard started the show talking about how he has so much to talk about today. He said he's sick of A-Rod and J-Lo's relationship. He said he sees them all over the place. He said A-Rod's car was robbed and he had a half million dollars worth of goods in his car. He wondered who would carry that kind of stuff in their car. He said mobsters and drug dealers carry that much in their car. He said he's neither of those as far as he knows. He said he wondered if he had a cup holder full of diamonds in there or something. He said it's obnoxious to see them. He said it was J-Lo's birthday the other day and A-Rod was saying he misses her so much. Howard said he misses Beth but he keeps it private. He said it must be to keep their fans satisfied.
Howard said they're constantly flaunting their wealth. He said A-Rod bought her a car. He said she got a big diamond. He said there are people out there who are hurting and don't have money. Robin said they feel better after seeing them. Howard said A-Rod had all kinds of equipment in his car. He said he's not sure why he'd keep it in there. He said he left jewelry in there. Robin asked how much that laptop was. Howard said it must have been some laptop.
Howard said you know you're not going to see A-Rod and J-Lo together. He said they're going to break up. He said this public affection is going to go away. He said they're constantly on social media. He said it's not if but when they're going to break up. He said it doesn't end with them sitting on a porch together in their old age. He said you know they're going to break up. He said stop with the public displays of affection. Robin said she likes it because you can play it back after they break up. Howard said it drives him nuts seeing all of that stuff.
Howard said Lenny left a voicemail for Robin. He said he feels weird listening to it because it's for Robin. Howard played the clip and Lenny said he wants Robin in the limo with him. He said when they get to the fight Robin can be in the front row with him. He said she'd basically be his black Adrian. He said she has a perfect slot though. Lenny said they'll go shopping together.
Robin said last time they talked to Lenny he was in a dumpster. Howard said they have Lenny fighting Bagel Boss guy. He said Bam Margera was going to be the ref at the fight but he's not going to show. He said that Lenny is a tough guy so he's going to beat this guy's ass. Robin said Bagel Boss Guy wasn't an athlete. Howard said Nails can kick his ass.
Robin said maybe she'll sit in Bagel Boss guy's corner and get Lenny all riled up. Howard said Lenny is 56 so Bagel Boss guy has the age on him. He said Lenny hasn't been taking care of his body either. Robin said Lenny is going to hurt him. She said he'd be better off with Shuli in the ring. Robin said she's going to go with Bagel Boss guy instead of Lenny. Howard said that's how much she dislikes him. He said you couldn't find two less likable guys.
Howard said they were this close to having Jeffrey Epstein fighting Bagel Boss guy. He said he was too likeable. Howard said he won't let Robin go to the fight. Howard said this is a fight to find out who is more angry at women.
Howard said maybe they should have gotten the guy who fought Bagel Boss Guy at the Bagel Boss. Robin said maybe he'll do that if he gets bigger. She said he needs some name recognition first. Howard asked if Robin thought she'd see the day that Shuli is doing better than Lenny Dykstra. Robin said Lenny stepped right up for it. Howard said some people think that Bagel Boss is going to beat up Lenny. Robin said she doesn't think that's going to happen.
Howard said he thinks that Lenny is going to win. He said if he doesn't he should come on this show to do the walk of shame.
Howard asked if this is for public consumption. Brent came in and said that his wife told Chris Wilding about this. Howard said Brent likes to put his finger in his wife's vagina and smell it in public. Brent said he doesn't put it in. He said he rubs it around the area. Howard said it must be stinky. Brent said he loves all of her natural smells. Howard said wow! to that. Howard said he might be too into his wife.
Howard asked if he loves her shit smell. Brent said that grosses him out. He said he always asks before doing stuff like this. He said he asks her before she gets into the shower. He said he will ask if he can smell her sweaty beav. He said 9 times out of 10 she says no. He said she says he's so fucking gross.
Howard said Beth doesn't like body smells so she has to bathe first before sex. Howard said he kind of knows where Brent is at but rubbing the vagina is kind of strange. Howard said he's too into his wife. Robin said it's like a dog following you around.
Howard said Chris Wilding is their buddy and he went out with them and Brent kept pulling her shirt and pants down. He said Chris saw her vagina. Brent said he just saw the top of her bush. Howard asked where they were. Brent said they were at a wine festival.
Robin said they do this a lot in public. Brent said they used to have sex in public too down in Tampa.
Howard played a song parody about Brent and his swinging. He said if you want to see Brent he'll be giving his wife a pap smear in public.
Howard asked why Chris is spending so much time with them. Brent said they live near each other. Chris came in and said he saw some lip when Brent pulled her panties out. He said he saw some toe. Howard asked what they were doing at the bar. Chris said it was an outdoor beer and wine festival. Brent said they were being festive.
Howard asked what other people are doing around that. Chris said he's paying attention to them so he has no idea. He also said they're looking better than ever. Robin said Brent has dropped a lot of weight. Brent said they walked 23 miles this weekend. He said they walked from Jersey City to Hoboken. Robin said she must be trying to walk away from Brent and he's following her.
Brent said that he's just trying to keep the weight off. He said the older guys get heart problems and stuff.
Chris said that Brent told him a story about Katelyn walking out of the shower and he just started jerking off to her. Brent said she looked really good. He said he was checking to see if she wanted to do something. Robin asked if that worked. Brent said it didn't. He said guys are weird with the things they think women want to see. Howard said no, you're the weird one.
Howard said he got a report on Chris too. He said he's a fucking weirdo. He said Chris is a gay man and he's fine with that. He said he's friends with gays and heterosexuals. He said that he heard Chris jerked off on a boat with people around. Chris said it was like a Disco Booze Cruise. Howard said Chris went up and stuck his hands down his pants. Chris told him to wait. He said he didn't just walk up to him. He said Chris was doing this and then he texted Ralph to let him know what was going on.
Chris said he was on this cruise with Steve Nowicki and his girlfriend. He said he was worried that he'd be bumming them out on the cruise. He said the boat was packed and people were going crazy. He said he met this guy and he started talking to him when the guy said to him ''Nice night.'' He said he responded with ''yeah, suddenly it is.'' He said they started kissing and he was sticking his hand up his shirt. He said this guy was like the perfect guy. He said if he could design a guy in a computer this is what he'd look like.
Chris said he was feeling really good about this guy and living life in this country. He said he was rubbing the guy and the guy was rubbing him. He said they were facing out toward the water on the boat. He said they were both rubbing each other. He said he was shimmying down in his pants and jerking him off. He said with his left hand he was texting Ralph. He said he told him it was the greatest night of his life.
Brent asked if he finished him off. Chris said he didn't finish. He said he just got him moist. Chris said he woke up the next day and he had sent about 10 text messages about finding his husband on the yacht. He said they exchanged numbers and all of that but he has yet to hear from the guy.
Howard said he's jerking off Fred right now and he's a little off his game for the show right now.
Howard said there's the staff update. He said that's some update. Robin asked if Brent has time to read and study with all of this going on. Brent said sure. Howard said you don't expect to call him in as an expert.
Chris said he doesn't think that Ralph is too taken with his activity. He said he tells him he's never been in love and he doesn't know what love is. Brent said yeah, that's coming from a guy who isn't in a relationship. Chris said he admires Brent. He said he's going out to bars and he's very open. He said he admires all of that.
Howard said thanks for the updates. Robin asked when Brent is going on the Swingers vacation. Brent said soon enough. He said they'll go to the club in Brooklyn before that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Brent's 60 pound weight loss might have to do with him having AIDS from doing the swinging thing. He said the second thing is that Chris' hand jobs and stuff might get him kicked out of the country. Howard said Trump and Pence might not like that. Howard thanked the guy for the call and the joke about Brent.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's right there with Brent. He said he likes the smells and tastes everywhere. Robin asked if he touches her in public. The caller said he does not. He said he's all for it though. He said it's primal.
Howard said Ronnie has a story about fingering a woman on a boat. Howard said before that he heard that Shuli is out there saying that Brent will never go on that swinging vacation. Brent said he's been there before.
Howard had Ronnie come in first. He said he heard he had to leave early yesterday because he had a toothache. Ronnie came in and said his tooth is good today. Ronnie said he was on a boat with this chick and he fingered her. He said there wasn't a story there. He said he's not sure why Sal made a big deal out of it. Robin asked how many people were on the boat. Ronnie said about 6. He said this was at night and no one could see them. Howard said he's yelling at her. Ronnie said he's not sure what the big deal is. Howard said they were just trying to find out what the story was. Ronnie said it was a group of friends. He said he and this girl were making out and drinking and shit. Ronnie said he was like 18-19. Howard said he thought he said it took place in 1819.
Howard asked if this girl was hot. Ronnie said she was okay. He said they were just hanging out and having fun and it happened. He said they were drinking. He said Sal asked him a stupid question. Robin said they were just trying to find out if there was a story. Ronnie said there is no story. He sounded all angry about it.
Ronnie said the girl blew him. He said he laid back and that was it. Robin asked if anyone saw it. Ronnie said the people on the boat may have but they were doing their own thing. Howard said he's never heard this story before. Ronnie said there wasn't anything that wild about it. He said everyone was drinking and doing their shit.
Howard asked if he ever called her after. Ronnie said he saw her after. He said there was no more sex after that. He said it was just a group of friends who hung out. Fred did his Ronnie Puppet thing and had him yelling stuff about the boat.
Howard said he loves that puppet. He said he was watching him on the app the other day and he thought he really looks like Ronnie. Ronnie said no it doesn't. Howard said it smiles more than the real Ronnie. Fred kept doing the impression of Ronnie and made some boat references.
Robin said that Ronnie takes everything up his ass but the colonoscopy. She said he should just back up to the guy. She said he doesn't need to be put to sleep.
Howard said he has to start the prep for the colonoscopy today. He said his listeners are assholes. He said he talked about the prep yesterday for a short time. He said people got all upset about it. He read some of the feedback he got about that. He said he wasn't being that gross about it. He asked Ronnie why he won't do it. Ronnie said he doesn't worry about colon cancer. Robin said he's not afraid to get things up his ass. Ronnie said he doesn't like to be put out.
Howard read more feedback about the colonoscopy. Howard said someone asked if there will be video of that. Howard said there will not be.
Howard said Robin yells at him about things he knows he's right about. Howard said Robin said that they put you on your hands and feet when they're knocked out. He said they actually have you on your side. Robin said when they did it when she was a nurse they had them on their hands and knees. Howard said they don't do that anymore according to what people wrote in about. He said they have you on your left side.
Howard thanked the guys for sharing their stories. He said he's not sure why Sal was running around about Ronnie's story. He said there was nothing there. Ronnie said he never said there was.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was thinking about how Ronnie said he fingered this girl on a boat but he got a blow job. He said he'd talk about getting the blow job. Chris said that he's probably homophobic and worried that if he said he got blown on the boat that they'd think he was gay. Ronnie said he was asked a question and that's how he answered.
Howard said Ronnie wasn't able to sleep because he had to get a root canal yesterday. He said he was in pain from that last night. Ronnie said half the root disappeared and turned into an infection.
Howard said he must not have had sex last night. Ronnie said he slept in a chair last night. He said Stephanie went out and got him a protein shake at like 9 last night. He said she got that for him. He said he had to take a bunch of meds. Howard said he must be grumpy today. Ronnie said he's grumpy as shit today.
Chris said he loves when Ronnie leaves for the day and a security guy 3 times the size of him comes in. He said he feels safe when that guy is around. That led to Fred doing more of his Ronnie Puppet voice. He was talking about putting his cock rings in the dishwasher. Ronnie said he doesn't do that. Fred said he puts the dildos in there instead.
Howard said he heard Ronnie got some use out of his cock rings over the weekend. Ronnie said he did. He said they went to this Red Ring Spa up there in Connecticut. Howard goofed on Ronnie for saying ''spar'' when he said ''spa.'' Ronnie said he brought his cock ring with him up there. He said he had 3 of them in there. Howard said he must use one at a time. Ronnie said he uses 2 at a time. He said he has a small one that goes on the head of your cock. He said he has the one with the vibrator on it. He said he didn't bring that one.
Howard said he has a lot going on there. Ronnie said you can hold out longer with them. Howard asked about why he does this. Ronnie said she likes the one at the base. He said there are little feelers on them. He said that there are different kinds. He said it hits the clit in a certain way. Howard asked if it brings him any pleasure. Ronnie said it does. He said it swells up your cock and it feels better. He said it keeps it harder. He said when you blow your load it's like an explosion.
Howard asked if he waits to take them off. Ronnie said you have to. He said you have to wait for it to shrink a little bit. He said then it's easier to take them off. Brent asked if you put it in the sink immediately. Ronnie said he takes it to the sink when he's done. He said he cleans them in the sink.
Howard said there's more prep than when you go into space when Ronnie has sex. He said he should keep a tissue next to the bed for them. Ronnie said he cleans them up right after. Howard said he has to dry them off. Ronnie said he dries them off with a towel. Howard asked if they ever have regular sex. Ronnie said ''Yeah!'' He said they never go right in. He said they do a little bit of play. He said there's always some of that.
Howard said how about Ronnie Puppet. Fred Ronnie said that he has more cock rings on him than Saturn. He said he started using them in 1896. He said Thomas Jefferson whittled them out of wood for him. He said Ben Franklin put them on the end of his kite.
Robin said Ronnie said he takes Horny Goat Weed to get him hard. Robin said he takes that to keep his erection going but the cock ring keeps the pleasure going. Robin said it seems like he has to manipulate that thing a lot. Ronnie said it works. Howard said they say that if left on too long it can kill skin cells down there. Ronnie said he doesn't keep it on long. He said he's going to be 70 years old so do you think he's worried about that?
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has to say all hail Fred Ronnie. He said he's terrific. He said they need to honor Fred. Howard said he's a big hit on the app. He said they have a lot of videos of him on there. Fred said he's going to embalm his balls for this guy.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how you get a toothache with dentures. Ronnie said he doesn't have dentures you asshole. The caller asked if he puts the cock ring around his balls. Ronnie said it goes on the shaft. The caller asked if he can put it around his neck please. Ronnie said he's another jealous mother fucker.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said Ronnie is just afraid to die. He said he's trying to hold on to life. Howard said we're all doing that. He said this is something we all have to confront. Robin said everyone wants to have sex. King said it's masking something. Howard asked if King thinks about what he's going to say before he calls in. King said he knows what he's talking about. Howard said his premise is that Ronnie is scared to die. Robin asked why he thinks that. King said he can just feel that it's real that he does this but he's doing it for a reason. He said it's the other stuff with the cock rings and stuff. Howard hung up on him and moved on. He said he had no point.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the caller with the dentures thing was right. He said he must have his dentures and cock ring soaking in the same cup.
Howard took a call from a guy who wanted to talk about his first transgender experience. Howard said sometimes he plunks down the phone and they don't hear him. The guy wasn't responding. Howard said he was mildly interested in hearing that story. He said what if you're at a bar and you see a hot chick and she tells you that she used to be a dude. He said maybe he should take a break instead of doing that. Fred played the theme from ''The Crying Game.''
Howard asked if Ronnie has anything else to add. Ronnie said he had sex with the cock rings 2 out of 3 days. Howard said god bless you. Ronnie said they had sex Friday night twice. He said they had it Friday afternoon and at night. He said then on Saturday in the morning and at night and in the morning and then Sunday when they got up. Howard said he can't fuck that much. He said this guy is sexed up out of his brain. He said he knows Ronnie and he doesn't have any interests in his life other than girls and sex.
Ronnie said Stephanie has been working out lately and he can't keep his hands off of her. He said her scrubs turn him on too. He said he's not sure why. Ronnie said she'll put on Yoga pants and a tank top with no bra on. He said it's usually light colored. He said they're just hanging around the house. He said she's doing the dishes and shit and he has to go over and grab her ass. He said he will come up behind her and take the sponge off the sink to clear the table off. He said he sticks his dick in her ass and then he'll start biting her shoulder because she likes that. Chris laughed and said he's going to throw up.
Brent said he's impressed by this. He said he wants to be this horned up when he's his age. Howard asked Ronnie about when they had sex again. Ronnie went through the weekend and told Howard when they had sex.
Howard said he can't stay up late like Ronnie can. He said if they make plans to go out he gets in a panic about not eating early. He said he wishes people would eat at 4:30 in the afternoon like normal people. Brent asked when he goes to bed on Saturday nights. Howard said 8:30. He said if they go out it's torture for him.
Howard said he loves how Ronnie is like a little boy. He said he's such a guy. He said at 1:30 in the morning he's out and gets home and fucks again. He said god bless him. Brent said that's inspiring.
Howard asked if they do it missionary. Ronnie said they're mostly missionary but she likes to get on top too. Howard asked if he has a full load. Ronnie said he does. Howard asked if Fred Ronnie is amazed. Fred did his voice and said ''Yeah!'' Brent asked if he finished all 5 times. Ronnie said he did.
Howard asked about the Horny Goat Weed he takes. Ronnie said that the doctor said it can't hurt you. He said he takes that and Maca.
Howard said King of All Blacks is back on the phone. He took the call and King said he's not an idiot. He said he has been calling the show for years. Ronnie said he is an idiot. He said he smells his wife's panties and jerks off to it. King said he's horny just like the rest of you. He said that he's just saying that Ronnie is worried about dying. He told Howard not to hang up on him. King said that everyone has their way of masking certain things. Howard said this is the guy who puts down plastic sheets so his wife can pee on him. King said that's called water sports.
King said that Kamala Harris will never get the black vote because her husband is white. Howard said alright. Robin said she used to date Montel Williams. King asked if they have seen him lately. He said you have to Google him. Howard said he's not going to listen to this. He hung up on King.
Howard thanked the guys for sharing their sex stories. Ronnie said how about Fred. Howard said call him Ronnie Puppet when he's doing the puppet. He said stop trying to ruin the show. Howard said it's like he's trying to let the audience know something. Ronnie Puppet had a few more lines. Howard said everyone knows it's Fred doing the puppet. He said you don't have to tell everyone. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard said it's hard for dudes to be fans of female rock stars. He said it's sexist or something. Robin said there are many female country singers. She said they have a hard time getting air play.
Howard said he came home from work and did his Peloton workout after work yesterday. He said you should see him on that thing. He said he doesn't think guys his age do that. He said he took a shower after that. He said they got a big ass pizza and this guy near them makes the best pizza. He said he won't plug the guy because he doesn't want to wait on line all the time. He said the guy has the best salad too. He said it's his last meal before his colonoscopy. He said he's fasting today.
Howard said he has a freezer full of mango ice pops. He said he's starting in with that and Italian ices today. He said he's going to be eating all of that instead of food. He said after he got the pizza Beth told him to do all of his work. He said they planned a Bachelor in Paradise marathon. He said this is why women would love to be married to him. He said he couldn't wait. He said he did all of his work and then went and watched Bachelor in Paradise.
Howard said he was eating slow and Beth finished before him. He said she had one of his mango pops. He said he told her not to eat them all. He said after dinner they went to the TV and it was actually working. He said they had to reboot it. He said it works for like a day and then he has to get it fixed.
Howard said the TV worked yesterday but it probably won't today. He said he needs it to work today for distraction. He said he was thinking of painting but he may be painting his toilet. He said it's basically just water squirting out of your ass.
Howard said they watched 3 episodes of this show and he said to Beth they only have so much time on this planet and they just watched 3 episodes of that show. He said they started watching the new episode last night. He said it's a great season.
Robin said Bravo is having a Bravo-Con. She said Howard might be the only one who goes. Robin said they're going to have it in New York and they'll have the Real Housewives there. Howard said he won't be going to any Bravo-Con. Howard said he loves hating these people. He said he wouldn't go to a live taping of The Bachelor. He said he doesn't want his picture taken with Bachelor Nation. He said he likes to think that he's better than them.
Robin asked who will have the longest line at the Bravo-Con. Howard said he has to think about that. He went through the women on the show and ended up asking JD. JD said he thinks Lisa Vanderpump would if she shows up. He said with the Beverly Hills Housewives he would think Kyle or Lisa Rinna. Howard said Teddy is kind of boring so she has to up her game. Howard asked JD if he would fuck Diorite. JD said he would. Howard asked if he hates himself for that. JD said yes.
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Howard came back and took a call from a guy who said they miss him for being a judge on America's Got Talent. Howard said he doesn't miss it a bit. He said he did it for 4 years. The caller said they're kind of tired of Howie Mandel. Howard said he doesn't watch the show anymore. He said he knows the ratings will be fine without him. He said the format is for the summer and nothing is on during the summer. He said the show has been around a long time. He said it'll be continue to be on if it's done well. He said he'd like to see Simon Cowell fall flat on his face but he knew he wouldn't. He said Simon went behind his back trying to get his job. He said he finds him sleazy. He said Simon called him claiming that the stuff found in the Sony hack wasn't true. He said the guy made it seem like he was innocent. He said the guy was campaigning for his job and then he called him to claim he wasn't. He said he's not that stupid to believe him.
Howard said he knows Howie loves doing that show. He said he found it weird that they fired Heidi and Mel. He said they fired the women when they got older but not the old guys. Howard said Mel was a really good judge. The caller said another thing was that Jon Hein was on that show The Food That Made America. Howard said he has to go. He let the caller go after that.
Howard said he was going to have Ira play a game but then he threw in the Jon Hein thing and he got frustrated and hung up.
Howard said he has fake Simon Cowell on the phone. Simon was calling him names so Howard went off on him. They went back and forth calling each other names for a couple of minutes.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who called fake Simon names for about 5 seconds. Howard hung up on her in the middle of that.
Howard said everyone wrote email about loving Medicated Pete. Robin said he was great yesterday. She said he was so ineffective at telling a story though. She said they needed the girl in just for that. Howard said he knows. He read some of the feedback they got about Medicated Pete.
Howard said he got a ton of fan feedback from people who claim while driving they get into accidents from laughing at the show. Howard read one where someone said they almost choked when they burst out laughing at something during the show. Howard read another one where a woman claims she burned herself on her curling iron when she laughed at something George Takei said. Howard read one where someone said they almost crashed their car hearing that Cathi phony phone call. Howard said they have to go down in history for getting people into accidents from listening to the show. Robin said he might be right. She said they might start blaming them for the accidents then. Howard said maybe they need to tone down the funny.
Howard said he wants to give this guy some money. He said this game is hard though. He said this game is called Backward Song Game. He said they play a song backwards and he has to figure out what it is. He said they have some money to give away thanks to Zip Recruiter.
Howard said he's going to call himself Stink Martindale as the game show host. He said he won't be able to work out tomorrow after his colonoscopy. He said he'll be resting tomorrow after that. He said he knows his mom will call and ask what he's doing to his body. He did his impression of his mom worrying about that. Robin asked if he told her about that. Howard said no way. He said he can't tell her because it would freak her out. He said he doesn't need to hear that from her.
Robin asked if his mom has ever gone though a colonoscopy. Howard said he doesn't think so. He said he heard about a pap smear once but that made him throw up.
Howard said he has audio of himself clearing out for his colonoscopy prep. He said he forgot he did this. He had audio of the shit dropping out into the toilet. Howard said he won't be doing that anymore.
Howard asked Michael if he's ready to play. Michael said he is. Howard said he has a $500 prize if this guy wins. Howard said he would ask him to tell people about himself but they might want to skip it. Michael said he's 33 and uhh... Howard said leave it at that. Michael said he's 33 so he has about 10 years before he needs a colonoscopy so he better enjoy that time. Howard said you're supposed to start at 50 so he has time. He said that's unless you have colon cancer in your family.
Howard played the first song for Michael. He said he should be able to get this. He said it's an easy one. Howard said he was home playing this game and he's not sure whose idea it was but it's impossible. Robin said she knows the group. Howard said Jon and Gary claims they got them all correct. Gary said he did. He said it took him a second to get this one but he knew the group right away. Robin asked what the contestant is feeling. Howard said no one cares. He asked Michael what he thinks it is. Michael said it sounds like a vacuum cleaner. He said maybe a Lady Gaga song. Robin said she'd have to hear it again. Howard played it again. Howard said he thinks he knows what people want and he doesn't think Gary and Jon are on it. He said you should feel smart after playing a game like this.
Howard asked Robin who she thinks it is. She said it sounds like Bon Jovi. Howard said it was ''It's My Life'' by Bon Jovi. He played the song forward. Howard said he didn't even get the group.
Robin said just let him try to guess the group. Howard said the group and song but they'll just give it to him if he gets the group. Howard played the first ''real'' question. He played the backwards song and it was Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper singing ''Shallow.'' The caller asked to hear it again. He had no idea. Howard played it again. Robin said that was easy. Howard asked if Michael knows who did it. Michael said it's Deck of Cards. Howard said it was actually Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper's ''Shallow.'' The caller said he thought it might be that. Howard said no he didn't. Robin said that can't get any easier. Howard said he wasn't able to figure that one out. He said he's right there with Michael.
Howard said there's no way he's going to get this one. He said he was offered a couple of game shows and one of them would blow your mind. He said he would have been good at it. He said he can tell when someone can't win. He said his wife put the kibosh on it. He said she said there was no way he was doing it. He said she's not going to live with him if he comes home exhausted. Robin said they shoot like 3 or 4 a day. Howard said they just do 5 tapings a day for a month. He said they said they would work around his schedule. He said Beth said he's not doing it. Robin said he's a misery. She said just look at him through America's Got Talent and writing that book.
Howard played another song for the guy and said he won't get it. Robin said she thinks she knows this one but she'd have to hear it again. Michael said he wants to hear it again. Howard said he'd rather just give him the money. He gave him the $500. He said he's not going through this game. He said it just drains him. He said he played it at home and thought he was the idiot since Gary got them all.
Gary said this is not his game or idea. Howard said the reason they have a large audience is because they want to feel smart. Howard said this guy won't get any if he played 10 for him. He said he asked Will why they were playing this. He said when he blames Gary isn't because the buck stops with him. Gary said he was a bad contestant. Howard said go find him a good one. Gary said half the office got them.
Howard put Michael on hold and picked up on a guy who claims he can get them. He had Corey on the line. Corey said the one he just did was ''Happy'' by Pharrell. Howard said he doesn't have any money for this guy. Corey said that's fine. He played anyway. Howard played another song for the guy and he had no idea what it was. Howard said it was Neil Young's Cinnamon Girl.
Howard said he knew this game was going to blow. He said it's easy until you're on the phone. Howard played another song for Corey. Corey said that's The Black Eyed Peas ''Lets Get Retarded.'' Howard said that's right.
Howard played another song and Corey. Robin said she knows that one. Howard said lets see this genius. Corey said that he has to have a minute. Howard said he won't get it. Robin said it's Lady Gaga. Howard said it's Poker Face.
Howard played Corey another one. He said that's Ed Sheeran. He forgot the name of the song. Howard said that's right.
Howard played another one which was Metallica. He had another one which was Kid Rock. He said they're going to have a whole station there playing backward songs.
Gary said that they have $500 for Corey as well. Howard said that's great. Corey sounded happy with that too. Howard said that's thanks to their pals at Zip Recruiter. Howard wrapped up with Corey and put him on hold. He came out of his Stink Martindale character after that.
Howard said he's a pisser. He said he's completely oblivious to what his image is and who he is. He played more of OJ talking about how Germany was in the 1930s and how they were affected after their depression. He was going on and on about how Germany was doing great and their economy was booming. He said then they added hatred. He said he's professor OJ now. He said he's explaining World War II to us now.
Howard played more of OJ going on and on about Germany. He said now in America our economy is booming but also hatred is booming. He said if you're not speaking out loudly against this ideology then you must be for it. OJ said he's just saying'... Howard said that's his sign off.
Howard played a song parody about OJ stabbing his wife. He said he's something else. Robin asked if he has legitimate fans out there following him. Howard said yeah, Fred. He said Fred just loves OJ.
Howard said he was going to have the guys come in to clear out the computer but it's just him doing his thing. He said they have some good stuff. He said he could just bring them in or play a goof on Benjy. He said he couldn't sleep so he went on Facebook Live and broadcasted. He said it was the worst thing ever. He said he's so bad at it and he wants to be good. He said it makes the show look bad.
Howard said he could have done the Underdog thing. He said maybe he'll bring the guys in and talk about it. He played a George Takei announce before going to break.
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Howard took a call from a guy who had all kinds of noise behind him. The caller, Rich, said he would have dominated that game earlier. He said he would have crushed that game because he's a DJ. He said he's DJ Dicky Mags. Howard asked what he wants. The caller was going on too long so Howard told him his time is up. Rich said that he saw Howard out at dinner a few years back. He said he didn't come up to him because he knows he hates that. He asked how he should approach him. Howard said he did the right thing by not bothering him. He said he didn't go out to be bothered by him. He said he can barely stomach him on the phone. He said he wouldn't want to deal with him in pubic. He said he's an annoying guy.
Rich said that he had that Bagel Boss guy in and he was annoying. Howard said this guy sounds like that guy. He said he sounds like a lot of guys on Long Island. He thanked him for not bothering him. He said if he wants to say a nice hello and thanks that's fine. Rich said Howard is very funny and he doesn't get enough credit. Howard said he doesn't get enough credit.
Gary asked how long he thinks he would have kept him if he approached him that night. Howard said the way it usually goes is someone comes up and wants to take a photo. He said when you're in the middle of talking you know they're going to say something stupid. He said he has made a living being funny and he's telling him that he doesn't get enough credit for being funny. Howard said saying hello to someone is fine. He said it's okay. Gary asked if it's okay to say ''big fan'' and walk away. Howard said that's fine. He said he appreciates that.
Howard said if you want to talk to someone go talk to Gary. He said Gary loves to talk. Sal said he's shocked his lips haven't fallen off from talking so much.
Howard had Michael Rapaport on the phone. He picked up and said he was in a show that he loved called Justified. Robin said he's on Atypical now and that's great. Howard said he knows Michael blows up and yells at Gary but this guy can act. Richard said Michael is already emailing them all and talking about how he's going to fuck them all in the ass during their fantasy football season.
Howard said Michael played a hillbilly mother fucker and played that up. He said he didn't play it too big. He said he should have won an Emmy. Michael said he appreciates that. He said he didn't call for that. He said he's calling because it's disgusting to hear Brent talking about his sex stuff. Howard asked what it is that's so gross. Michael said it's gross and on his best day Brent isn't a 7. Brent said Michael is just jealous of him having a hot wife. He said he has a better body than Michael too. He said he's white and soft. He said he has to get a ton of makeup when he works because his skin is so gross.
Michael said that he's a fucking animal. He said he has no chin. He said no one wants to hear him talk about sex. He said it's revolting. Howard asked if they have something going on there. Michael said he's a big time Hollywood actor and he loved him in Justified as well but he's upset that he has a young, hot, beautiful wife. Michael said he's missing a chin and he's not jealous. He said he revolts people. Brent said Michael revolts people so much they have to cover up his face with makeup. He said he's a freckled ginger.
Michael asked what he weighs. Brent said he's at 190. Michael said he's at 208 but he's 6'3'' tall. Howard asked if he's jealous of Brent. Michael told Brent to shut his fucking mouth. Howard said there are good people on both sides here. He said he lifted that from someone.
Howard asked Michael what he thinks Brent is on a scale of 10. He said Brent thinks he's a 7. Michael said he's a 5. Brent said he'd put Michael at about a 5. Robin said they're equal then. Brent said it's a subjective scale. Howard asked if he would swing with Michael and his wife. Brent said hell no. He said his wife wouldn't be into him. He said he doesn't have any muscles.
Michael and Brent were talking about fighting so Howard was trying to figure out who would win that. Michael said he doesn't want to fight. He said he just wants Brent's asshole. He said he could get Brent's wife no problem. Brent said that she's not into translucent gingers like him. Michael said he would take her away from Brent. He said he would sugar dick her. He said that's just moving and grooving.
Howard said Michael thinks he could take Brent's balloon knot. He asked why it always ends up with gay stuff. Brent said he thinks Michael is gay. He said there's nothing wrong with that. Michael said come out of the 90s. Brent asked how he memorizes his lines when he's such an idiot. Howard said they have to work this out. He said Michael called in to say that he doesn't want to hear Brent's stories anymore. Brent said he's just jealous.
Howard said he's going to take some calls to see what the fans want. The first caller said he likes it when Brent talks about his sex life. He said that sweaty beav comment was great. Michael said it's fascinating but in the way that a car accident is fascinating.
Howard took a call from Rough and Tough Brent who was even more angry than real Brent. Michael told him to listen to him. He said they know he's made up half of these stories. Fake Brent went off on Michael some more and Michael wasn't sure how to come back to that. Howard said he really put him in his place. He said that shut him up.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she's with Michael and Brent is not a 7. Howard asked what he is. She said he's a 3. Brent said that's her opinion. Michael asked if Brent shaves his back hair. Brent said he doesn't have back hair. Michael said he thinks he does. Brent said he doesn't.
Brent said Michael is the biggest loser for an actor. Michael told him to go fuck his own ass. Howard said this has gotten really childish at this point.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she agrees with Michael and she thinks the Brent stories aren't attractive to hear coming from him. She said they're gross. Howard said Michael might be on to something. Michael said it's great radio but Brent isn't in on the joke. He said Brent is the joke.
Howard took another call from a woman who said she agrees with Rapaport on this. She said it's gross to hear the way Brent puts things. Michael said even Chris Wilding's stories aren't as revolting as Brent's stories are. Brent said that's because Michael is gay.
Howard took another call from a woman who said she's a swinger and she finds Brent disgusting. Howard wrapped up with her and Michael Rapaport.
Robin said he's not sure what the point of that was. Howard said they just killed 20 minutes with that. He said that was the point.
Gary said it was Sal's idea in the end. Sal said that it was. He said Gary came to him and tried to strong arm him not to do it. Gary said Sal is jealous of what he gets to do. He said he thinks he should be doing this stuff. Gary and Sal went back and forth arguing about what Sal does on the side like acting roles. Gary said Sal is a whore when it comes to doing movies and TV shows.
Sal asked what Gary is doing in Napa. He said he fucks up daily on the radio show. He said he's just rebutting what Gary is saying. He said Gary doesn't want him to talk about this. He said if he talks for 20 minutes he won't get to it. Gary said Sal is just looking to pick on him. Howard said Sal goes out and does stuff that embarrasses the show but he's pointing out what Gary is doing.
Howard said it seems to him that Sal would have done the Bottle Rock thing. Sal said it's a great event. He said he's not talking about Bottle Rock. Gary said he is though. Sal said see, he's not letting him talk. He said Howard should fire him. Howard asked if he should get Brent and Rapaport in there to settle things down.
Sal said he's working off the clips that were provided to him. Howard asked what he has here. Sal said Gary went to this Bottle Rock event and hosted the Wrap Up Show there. He said Gary was talking to Jon Hein about his L38 pass to the event. He said that's what he brought up on the show. He said bring something to the show that's useful. He said it's an elitist thing.
Howard asked if he can hear it. He played the clip and Gary was talking to Jon Hein about the levels at the event and how he got this L38 pass. Gary said that they tell you in the email that you shouldn't tell anyone about what level you got because not everyone got that level.
Howard asked what else he has. Sal said they were blowing off fireworks during the show. He said that's a lack of production. He said they could have found out that they were doing them and moved inside. Howard played the clip and when Jon Hein was talking they started lighting off fireworks. Howard said that wasn't a great clip. Sal said he knows what he's doing. He said he's defending Gary.
Howard asked what's in this third clip. Sal said Gary had this chef on the show and they were cooking with nitrogen. He said Gary coughed into the microphone at one point. Howard played the clip and Gary let out a cough. That was it. Gary said this is a weak package. Howard said it is. Sal said he's been a producer for 30 years and he coughed into the microphone. Gary said it wasn't a handhold. Robin said these were not strong clips. Sal said that's because they're of Gary.
Howard said he has a guy on the phone who says Sal's dad should beat him with a loaf of bread again. He picked up on Cody and thanked him for the line that he just stole from him. He said that was good.
Howard said Gary ruined the show. Howard asked what he has. Gary said there's a coach named Jeff Mountain and they have a press conference after every game. He said he gets in a reference about the show every time. He said some of them are easy and some are tough to slip in. He said in this one he got in a ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' Howard played the clip and Jeff slipped that in when he was giving his rundown of the show. He even got in a ''Bobo Out'' mention. Gary said in this next one he slips in a Ronnie Mund reference. Howard played that clip and Jeff said you have to have the energy of Ronnie Mund to get a game done like this.
Gary said this guy keeps doing it. He had another one where he mentioned Brent Hatley. Howard said you can say almost anything in these clips because no one is paying attention. Gary said in another one he got in a mention of Governale's Pizza. Howard played that clip and Jeff mentioned it and even got the ''pitzaria'' line in there.
Gary said this is how you present. He said strong clips that speak for themselves. Howard said that guy is just moments away from mentioning Thom.
Sal said he should see what Richard eats for lunch. Howard said he heard about that. He said he has yogurt that he brings in and puts it in his backpack the night before. Richard said he has tried to remember and leave notes but he has to put it in his backpack. Howard said he had chicken back there that wasn't refrigerated for like 3 days. Gary said he brings a cooler with food. Richard said he just puts it in his backpack. Howard said they said his yogurt smelled like feet. Richard said it toughens him up. He said you never know when you're going to have to survive on bad meat.
Howard said Nowicki said that his meat smelled so bad the other day he almost threw up. Howard said Richard doesn't know how long he can go without refrigerating meat. He said you can leave it out for maybe 2 hours but not overnight. Richard said it's cool in their house. Howard said he's a nut job. Howard asked if Robin would eat anything at their house. Robin said never. She said Richard must have been a dumpster diver at some point and that's how he can eat this stuff.
Howard asked Richard what he has. Richard said he cut up some audio books and mad people say nice things about Howard's book Howard Stern Comes Again. He said he has Sarah Palin saying some nice things about it. Howard played that clip and he made a long speech about Howard's book out of her audio book recordings. Howard said that goes on a long time. He asked how long it took to edit. Richard said it takes forever. He said he had to go through her 8 hour book and pick things out. Howard said she kind of disappeared. He said he thinks that she must have had enough and disappeared.
Richard said Dr. Phil had some nice things to say about Howard. Howard played the clip of Dr. Phil that went on a long time and it was really hard to follow. Howard said this is going on too long. Richard said he's reading the sexual relationship part of his book. Richard said he worked hard on these.
Howard said the publisher wants him to go out to California to promote the book. He said he's going to offer himself to Jimmy and Bill Maher. He said Ellen too. He said they're going to go out there and inaugurate the Los Angeles Sirius studios. He said he's going to do some radio shows. He said he's not looking to do any appearance. He said the publisher thinks the book is a good Christmas gift. He said he will go out to promote it. He said he's also going to do the show from their studio out there. Richard said he saw the studio and it looks beautiful. Howard said he's not sure who is going. He said he could go out with a small crew and do something. He said he hasn't explored it with them yet. He said Gary has been out there. Gary said they're huge. He said they have a large studio and a giant performance space. He said the studios are amazing out there.
Howard said when he does go out there he may do some TV show appearances. He said they're just going to do their show out there. He said he will probably tape a bunch of stuff out there. He said everyone gets excited about him going out there. He said he can't figure out why. He said he's more comfortable there in New York because that's his home. He said it will give him an excuse to promote his book.
Howard said he'll do those shows out there but only if they want him. He said he knows Bill wants him on. He said Bill told him they don't have to talk politics. He said he loves his show and he watches it all the time.
Howard asked Richard what else he has. Richard said he has an Al Gore one. He said he had a rebuttal to something Robin said on the show. Howard said forget you. He said he thinks he's had enough of Richard.
Howard asked JD what he has. JD said he has a clip of this news woman who got upset when someone said ''grow a pair.'' Howard played the clip and a guy said the ''grow a pair'' and the woman said that's not something they're going to use there. She said move on with that one.
JD had another clip of a guy who did interviews with Bronies and laughed at them through the whole thing. Howard played the clip and the reporter was laughing just thinking about these guys who are into My Little Pony.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she wanted to give her two cents about Michael Rapaport. She said she thinks he's a great actor but she got to see him do stand up and he was horrible. Gary said it's more of his thoughts and rants than stand up. The caller said that the guy on before Michael was great. She said his name as Shane Gillis.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she likes Brent but his stories are revolting. Howard thanked her for the call.
Howard took a call from Bobo who had a game to play. He said it's celebrities who have real hair and hair transplants. Howard said he doesn't know if they're real or not. Bobo said he did research. Howard asked how he did his research. Bobo said it's on social media. Bobo said an example is Elton John. Howard said he's known for wearing a toupee. Howard said he'll play this game. Bobo started the game but Howard said he's not playing this. Bobo asked if it's Kevin Costner or Steve Martin. Robin said it's Kevin. Bobo had more that he went through but Howard asked if he can just go. Bobo Puppet said he had to get on the air today. He said his scabs were turning blue from depression. Howard said he really has to go. He let Bobo go. Fred played him off with a song parody.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said Howard has to go to California. She said she was out there and saw the studios out there. Howard said he is going. He said he thinks he's had enough of the show today. He said what an active morning they had. He said it's very upsetting. Howard went to break after that.
Howard said they should do some news. He played Robin into it with a song parody. Fake OJ said the real killer might be hiding in Robin's bra. He asked if he can go in there and check. He said he might have to tittie fuck them out.
Robin started her news with a story about a woman who was nannying for a couple on Long Island and they were talking about putting their cat down. The nanny thought that was an animal rights issue so she kidnapped the cat. Robin said she left a note and she's spent about $1000 on vet bills. Robin said she went to court and the judge said they were going to do some investigation. Robin said she thought she was safe keeping the cat but then police demanded to be let in and they had a warrant for her husband's arrest. Robin said they removed the cat at that time. Howard said he's glad she brought this story up because this is a big story in his house. He said Beth has been on the phone to the nanny and the couple that owns the cat. He said the guy who is the owner is a fan of the show. He said he thinks the whole station got heated up. He said they were upset that their cat was stolen. Howard said Beth said they do animal rescue and if they don't want the cat they will take the cat and take care of it so no one is offended. He said they have offered that but they don't know where it stands at this point. He said they are willing to take the cat. Howard said there are no judgments being made here. He said the only thing they're interested in is keeping the cat healthy. He said this way the Nanny doesn't get in trouble and the couple doesn't have to feel like their backs are up against a wall. Howard said that way no one has to attack the couple over animal rights issues. Robin said she likes that. Howard asked OJ what he thinks. OJ said he had to put down a family member once and it was very painful... for her. OJ said he and Robin should date. He said he'll give Robin multiple... stab wounds. He said she'll be a real squirter. He said they'd be called Ro-J if they were dating. OJ said robin's last name is quivers. He said that's the last thing his ex-wife did. Howard said they really don't like him.
Robin read a story about this fight with Bagel Boss Guy and Lenny Dykstra. Howard said that's Robin's boyfriend. Robin said she hasn't talked to him about that. Robin said she's reading that Bam Margera was in a fight and arrested in Los Angeles. She said he was supposed to be the referee for the fight but now he's in jail. Robin said TMZ says that he was booked into jail last night at 2am. Robin said Bam Margera was put under citizen's arrest by someone at this hotel he was in. Robin said he argued with an officer and was arrested for trespassing.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to thank him for reintroducing him to the NY Times. He said they have great stories in it. He said he also wanted to ask him to stop having Sal's mispronunciations on the show. He said he was in a meeting where he said ''prelevant'' a bunch of times. Howard said he has trouble with that word too because of Sal. Howard said the NY Times is one of the greatest inventions of all time. Robin said they're coming under some criticism for being anti-Trump. Howard said he finds the free press in this country like no other press in this world. He said we're seeing less and less of this free press. He said when that's gone we're fucked. He said your freedoms can be taken away in a moment. Howard said the human interest stuff in that paper is so important to have. He said it's recording our society. Robin said the paper brings you stories about other cultures and that's important. Howard said his father used to say to him that you don't need to go to college but if you read the NY Times from the front to the back you'll have better than a college education. Robin said that they can't have a swayed press. Howard said every media outfit is not purely objective. He said you have to support the free press. He said he doesn't want to hear that the NY Times is bullshit. He said it's an important paper. OJ said the NY Times is black and white and red all over just like him and his ex-wife. Howard said that's not funny. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Mike Tyson talking about smoking a huge amount of marijuana during his podcast. He grows his own weed. Robin had some audio of Mike talking about how much he smokes. Mike and his guys were talking about smoking $40,000 worth of weed a month. Robin said they sell $500,000 in marijuana a month. Howard asked if he has his own business. Robin said yes. Howard said he's making how much. Robin said half a million a month. Howard asked if he has a farm. Robin said he does.
Howard said he's been discussing with JD about going out to L.A. in October and having him smoke weed out there. He said JD is thinking about smoking it on air to see what happens to him. Howard said he wants a medical professional on hand. Howard said he does too. JD said he wants a mild strain. Howard said that would be a good show. He said maybe they can get Seth Rogen or Willie Nelson to guide hi. Robin said maybe Bella Thorne or Sarah Silverman. Howard said maybe Snoop would tell him to chill. JD said he just doesn't want to cough. Robin said you always cough.
Robin read more about Mike Tyson and his weed smoking. Howard asked Jason how much he spends a month. Jason said it's about $400 a month.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the app is phenomenal. He said he puts Howard on and someone taps him on his shoulder and asked how he's watching them. Howard said it's weird because the app is so good. He said they have video going up every day on there. He said it comes free with your subscription. He said he's always amazed that people don't know how to get it. Howard said he was a big proponent of the app. He said he sat down with management and talked about it being a content company where they had video as well as audio. He said now it's here. He said he wants to see everyone there doing video. He said they have a lot of talented people there. He said he wants this thing to thrive. He said he didn't think they should charge extra for it. He said it's just there. He said they agreed with him on that. Howard said he imagines that one day even Human Newman will be seen. He did another live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Miley Cyrus going on a trip to Italy with some friends. Howard said he saw some pictures of her making out with her new girlfriend. Robin said it's not necessarily her girlfriend but she is helping her get over her break up with Liam Hemsworth. Howard said he read that she has a very active social life and Liam is probably more like him and doesn't want to leave the house. He said that might be why they broke up. Robin had some audio of Miley while she was on vacation. She was singing along to a song she wrote the last time she broke up with Liam. Howard said he can't wait for her to come in and talk about making out with that girl on the boat.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to tell JD he's in for some ride with the weed. He said he worked for the city for a long time and he retired and started smoking. He said he goes for a little ride once in a while and it's some trip. OJ said he would never smoke weed because what if he did something crazy? He said he doesn't want to get out of control. Robin read more about the Miley Cyrus breakup and Fred played some audio of Robin singing.
Robin read a story about a show called Chrisley Knows Best that's been on for 7 seasons. Robin said the guy's whole job is micro managing his kid's lives. Robin had some of the theme song for Howard to play. Robin had some audio of the dad, Todd, talking about being in control of his family on the show. Howard said he just realized he can't eat his egg sandwich today. He said he has to run home and start eating Popsicles and Italian ices. Robin said the family on Chrisley Knows Best has been hit with tax evasion charges that could be very serious.
Howard said his egg sandwich is on the phone. He took the call from some creepy guy in the back office who was singing about how he can't eat him today. Howard said fuck you egg sandwich. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Robin read a story about the Jeffrey Epstein case and how no one involved in the death is talking about what went on. Robin said no one is commenting. She said it's almost like no one really exists. She said no names are being mentioned other than Epstein or William Barr. Robin said no one has mentioned a name. She said this is a fact. Robin said they know everyone involved with the OJ investigation. Fake OJ said that it's ridiculous that people think Epstein was murdered because he was no where near that prison this weekend. Robin said they claim that the two guards have been suspended but they don't know for sure because they're not releasing names. Robin said now they're changing regulations for that facility. Howard said that makes him mad. Robin said they're saying they have video of these guys not making their rounds to check on Epstein. They left him alone for 8 hours. Robin said this keeps getting fishier and fishier as it goes on. Robin said she thinks we won't find out anything about who was involved in this.
Robin read a story about Prince Andrew being involved in a groping incident. Robin said one of the victims said that she was ordered to have sex with Jeffrey Epstein and she claims she was also groped by Prince Andrew. Robin said he denies the claim.
Robin read a story about Placido Domingo being accused of sexual harassment. She mentioned this yesterday. Robin had some audio of him singing that she had Howard play. Robin said there have been some repercussions since this story came out. Robin said some places have cut off their relationships with Placido until after this is cleared up.
Robin read a story about Tucker Carlson going on the air and saying that there is not really a white supremacy problem in America. She said he called it a hoax just like the Russia thing. Howard asked how he knows so much. Robin had some audio of Fucker talking about that. He said this is a conspiracy to divide the country. Howard said he doesn't agree with that. He said you ask guys who work in the FBI how big of a problem it is. He said there are hate groups and things get pretty heavy. Howard said Tucker must know something if he works for FOX. Robin said he has not backtracked at all on that statement. Howard said the problem is that Russia was not a hoax. He said they did hack into our election. Howard said the FBI and CIA have said Russia is hacking our election. He said he believes that. He said if you go on TV and claim it's a hoax then you lose all credibility. He said you're saying you know more than anyone else if you say that. Howard asked when people stopped believing in the authorities. He said if that happens then it's over.
Robin read a story about President Trump blaming everything but himself on the shootings in Ohio and Texas. Robin said he called them evil and barbaric and they were the result of violent video games, white supremacy and mental illness. Robin said he says it's not because of guns or his rhetoric. Robin said he believes that white supremacy is a problem. Robin said Tucker Carlson is on vacation right now so he hasn't responded to that.
Robin read a story about a guy who is being charged with sexual assault in a bar. Robin said Don Lemon is the man being accused of sexual assault at a pub in 2018. Robin said the guy claims that Don Lemon was there and he offered to buy him a Lemon Drop drink. Lemon turned it down but the guy claims Lemon later came over and put his hand down his pants and then under the guy's nose. Robin said Lemon has denied the allegations.
Robin read a story about the President delaying putting tariffs on China. Robin said that he's going to give them until after the holidays to work on them.
Robin read a story about Julian Castro targeting Trump in a new ad that's coming out today. Robin had some audio of the ad for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about Sean Hannity coming up with an idea to stop shootings in malls and stores. Robin said he says we should have volunteer armed guards around every school and every hall in every shopping mall. Robin said he thinks that would let us quickly respond to any shooter who comes to an area like that. Robin had some audio of Hannity talking about all of that. Robin also had some audio of Trevor Noah responding to Hannity's suggestion.
Robin read a story about R. Kelly having more legal problems. She said that he allegedly owes more than $200,000 in rent.
Robin read a story about Taylor Swift donating $5,000 to a fan's college tuition. Robin said this woman got a check for more than $4,800. Robin said it was signed ''Get your learn on, girl.'' and signed by Taylor Swift.
Robin read a story about the CBS/Viacom merger. Robin said they had broken up but they're coming back together. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard wrapped up with OJ. OJ said he's going to play golf with the zodiac killer today. Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
Today's show was over around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.