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Howard started the show talking about how it's Monday and summer time and the living is easy. He said he was reading something someone wrote about the show being good the past couple of weeks and then someone else wrote asking when it's time for their 2 week vacation they take. He said everyone is so negative. He said people are assholes. Robin said just enjoy the show while it's on. She said some people take the entire summer off. Howard said he doesn't think they have to be on all the time. He said they want to get paid a lot of money and just rerun things like Seinfeld. He said they did a show once a week for a half hour when Seinfeld was on. He said they did 20 shows a year and took the entire summer off. Howard said they go off on him for taking 2 weeks off.
Howard said the vacation starts next week. He said he needs it. He said he's not a young man anymore. He said he was up for hours last night with his aches and pains. He said he has aches and pains and he has to get very aggressive with it. He said he was jumping up and down and attacking his pain. He said they need a couple of weeks to regroup. He said they're dangerously close to closing up shop if they keep busting their balls. Robin said they're just taking 2 weeks.
Howard said people complain about the show not being as good as it used to be or they say it's the best it's been. He said who cares either listen or don't. He said stop commenting. He said be happy he's there. He said he'll be gone soon enough.
Howard said the show comments on everything but his commentary is worthwhile. He said your commentary isn't. He said he comments on something and he's very bright about it.
Howard said everything is getting weird. He said Sarah Silverman was asking on Twitter if it's okay to play a lesbian. He said she was asking people from LGBTQIA+ people to comment. He said he's not sure what the IA is. He said the plus is for anyone she left out. Howard said they were the only ones allowed to answer. Robin said that would include everyone. Howard said it's everyone but heterosexual.
Howard said 87 percent of the people think she should play a lesbian. He said that's the good news. He said he thinks that it was all heterosexual men voting though. He said he remembers when Seth Rogen was there and he voiced a hot dog in a movie. He asked if that's okay. Robin said that's what acting is all about. She said it's playing something you're not. Howard said he would think so. He asked if it's okay for Bradley Cooper to voice a raccoon. Robin said they may not care since none of them have stepped up to complain.
Howard said he took a poll asking if he should stay at Sirius and the answer were ''die, fuck you and just retire.''
Robin said someone was comparing about someone acting and playing an LGBTQ character and how wrong it was. Robin said that's called acting.
Howard said Sarah is on the phone to say something. He took a call from fake Sarah who was asking if she can play a character in black face or a fat person. Howard said she can't. Howard said she has to leave it to fat people. He cut her off and hung up after that.
Howard said he woke up and saw Trump's tweet about how they were cocked and loaded. He said it's not cocked and loaded, it's locked and loaded. He said cocked doesn't make sense.
Howard said Trump was talking about the Iran situation and it seemed like things were going fine over there. He said that we don't even have a secretary of defense right now. He said if this company was run like that they'd be in big trouble. He asked what's going on in this country?
Howard said this guy was an expert at rating women on this show. He said he's going to end up starting World War III. He said he should just come back on this show. He said there was no better person at rating women than Donald Trump. He said he'd talk about women who he thought were a 10 and say they're a 6. He said he was right. Robin said no one is a 6 or a 10.
Howard said ''Cocked and Loaded'' is the name of a gay porn on the web. He said maybe that's what Trump was thinking about.
Howard had a clip of a coach who was talking about homosexuality. Howard played that clip and the guy was saying nothing comes out of a homosexual orgasm. He said he thinks it's like smoking crack and something spiritually enters them and they can't break loose from it. The guy was claiming that masturbation is ''homo sex'' because it's male on male sex. Howard said this guy is unbelievable. He played more of the guy going on and on about this masturbation thing. Howard said this guy is a gym teacher. Howard said stick to teaching dodge ball. He said he hates gym teachers.
Howard said there was a ''Make America Straight Again'' conference and this pastor took calls before it began. He had some audio of the guy taking calls from people about homosexuality. Howard said the conference was at a church and they had some really bad singing there. He had some audio of someone attempting to sing. Fred threw in some Gary playing trumpet over that.
Robin said this is why you don't need a straight pride parade. She said there are people like this out there attacking people of other persuasions.
Howard played another clip of a preacher who said that putting Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of a magazine was molesting every kid in America. He said it's wicked and disgusting. He said they're hurting kid's minds with that. Howard said when he raises his voice he sounds a little trans himself. Robin said this seems a little over the top.
Howard said on the practical side this raises money for the church. He said it's that scam. Howard said this guy also had some things to say about Mayor Pete Buttigieg. He said of course they used the ''But'' in that name to make some comments. Howard said he should go out on the road with Dave Chappelle because he's so funny.
Howard said this pastor Steven went off on the media saying he hates all homosexuals and he hopes they all die. He said the media are a bunch of liars. Howard said they used to do this with black people but they can't get away with it now. Howard played more of the guy going on and on about the ''filthy homos.''
Howard said he wishes someone would get worked up like this about global warming. He said that's about to kill our children. Howard played more of Pastor Steven screaming about the homosexuals. Howard said this is why we need a gay pride month.
Howard said he has Tan Mom on the phone. He said that she's really ill. He said he has to take a break but he's going to say hi. He picked up on her and said he has to take a break first. He said they say she's in the hospital dying. Robin asked how she can be in that bad a shape. Howard said they'll talk about it after a break. They went to break after that.
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Howard got Tan Mom on the phone and said she was in all of the papers about this. Howard said he's going to tell the story and she can answer his questions. Howard asked about her saying that her whole body died. Tan Mom said they said she was pronounced dead. She said she told him she has plates in her head and they said the same thing again. She said she was in a coma for 2 weeks. She said her body was condensed into nothing.
Howard asked if she saw a tanning light in the sky when she was dead. Tan Mom said she saw a lot of shopping malls and beaches. She said it was perfect. Howard asked when she knew she was dead. Tan Mom said when she arose everyone was staring at her saying ''It's me. It's me.'' She said she was in a coma.
Howard asked if she went to a place that was shopping malls and beaches. He said it sounds like Florida. Tan Mom said she said get me out of this nightmare.
Howard said he's going to read the article about this. He said her name is Patricia Krentcil. He said that's a great name itself. He read about her coming out of the medically induced coma last week. Tan Mom said it wasn't medically induced. Howard said it says it right there in the article from Page Six.
Howard read more of the article and they say she had cardiac arrest and she got pneumonia. He said she had to get CPR for a few minutes. He said they say they have a source and he's not sure who it is. Tan Mom said she doesn't know who that is. She was trying to explain and Howard asked for Shuli to come in and explain.
Howard said there's a fight going on with Adam Barta and Tan Mom's family. He said they think he's using her condition for publicity.
Shuli came in and said that when she fell ill Adam had done an interview with Us Weekly. He said that he had a conversation with Patricia's husband and they didn't want him doing that and he may have done another one after that. Howard said according to Adam's article Patricia has a bunch of red carpet gigs booked. Howard said he thinks the family may have felt like he was using it as a promotional vehicle. Howard asked if Tan Mom is aware of all of this. Tan Mom said no. She said she knew they were fighting over something. She said she's too week to get involved. She said Adam can do what he wants but she can't do anything until she's well.
Howard asked if she's more aligned with Adam or her husband. Tan Mom said ''Shuli.'' Howard asked who can speak on her behalf. Tan Mom said she speaks for herself. She said she's the one who deciphers all of this. Robin asked who is in charge when she can't speak. Tan Mom said she thinks that Adam would make the appointments.
Tan Mom said she's like a week away from being fine. Howard said they say that her family is upset with Adam for doing what he did. Tan Mom said that they hate Adam. She said she loves Adam. She said they hate her husband Richard too.
Howard asked who her family is that is upset about the information being released. Tan Mom said she kept to herself while this was going on. Howard said that's because she was in a coma.
Howard asked who spoke to the media when the articles came out. Tan Mom said that's what everyone wants to know. Howard said clearly Adam did. Tan Mom said she wants to say something about someone but she can't do it. Howard said this Adam Barta is in business with her and he thinks of Elvis. He said he had Colonel Tom Parker with him and there were people in his family that hated him. Tan Mom said Adam stuck up for her. She said he's annoying but she doesn't think he did it. She said that she's not sure who did this article. Howard said they say that this is a family member. Shuli said she doesn't know who in her family gave this interview.
Howard said Sal came to visit her. He asked how she felt about that. Tan Mom said he didn't visit her. Howard said he thought he did.
Robin asked how many people she has in her family. Tan Mom said there are 7 of them and they were all there. Howard asked what it was like being in the coma and seeing all of this stuff. She said this whole thing happened when she was in a coma.
Howard asked if she lost her tan being in the hospital. Tan Mom said not really believe it or not. Shuli asked if she's keeping up with the spray tan in there. Tan Mom said of course she is. She said she had to get her nails done too.
Howard asked if she has changed in any way. Tan Mom said she will focus more on her health and not party. Howard asked what's wrong with her heart. Tan Mom said it gets broken by someone once in a while. Shuli said they had to give her CPR for the cardiac arrest. Tan Mom said oh yeah, that...
Howard said she's the life of the party and she ends up yelling and screaming. They talked about her at the Howard Stern Birthday Bash and how she fell down on the red carpet. Tan Mom said she saw Joan Rivers there and then Seinfeld. Gary said Seinfeld was not there. Howard said that's what's great about her. Howard said Richard said she showed her pussy on the red carpet. Tan Mom said oh come on. Shuli was doing his Tan Mom voice during all of this.
Howard asked if she saw anyone up in heaven when she was there. Tan Mom said she saw all of you guys.
Howard said he was afraid that they were going to lose her. Shuli said her husband was really shook up. He said he was there by her side the entire time. Tan Mom said she knows that. Tan Mom asked if Howard saw the part at the end by the kiss. Howard asked what she's talking about. Shuli said she recorded a video and they have waited to release it until she was out of a coma. Howard said he has not seen it yet. Tan Mom said that Howard is in it too. Shuli said the video is phenomenal.
Howard asked what's really going on here. Shuli went over the story and said that she had pneumonia and she was very sick. He said she got an infection in her lungs from smoking and then she went into cardiac arrest. Then they had to bring her back and then put her into a coma. Tan Mom said that she's done with all of that stuff and she won't be smoking. Howard said she's back one more time like her song says.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked who has power of attorney when all of this happens. Howard didn't care.
Howard took another call from a guy who asked if she's still in a coma because none of this is making sense.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this is awful. He said this is how Brent is going to sound if he keeps smoking pot.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he feels disrespected that Adam didn't mention Howard and made it seem like she's known for being a singer. Howard said you don't know what he actually said in the interview. He said they may just leave things out. Howard said they called her an international singing star in the article. Robin was cracking up. The caller said they should give credit where credit is due. The caller asked when the new song is coming out. Tan Mom said Howard has it now.
Howard played some of the song ''Money Maker'' that Adam and Tan Mom made. Tan Mom said there's a video. Howard said she's on a radio show. Howard said they're on the radio so it would be irrelevant for him to see it. He said they're just listening to her song and she's talking over it. He said she broke the mood.
Howard asked what the caller wanted to say. The caller said he feels like Adam could produce one of his songs. Howard said he doesn't want to do that. Tan Mom said he's a great producer. Howard played some clips of her singing without the music.
Howard asked why she's still in the hospital. Tan Mom said he's just waiting for a piece of paper to sign. She also let out a meow.
Howard took a call from Sal who was playing God and saying she did die but they sent her back to earth because she was such a pain in the ass. He said she got tanning spray all over the white robes up there. He said he understands every language but he didn't understand a word she was saying. Howard said God sure sounds like Sal. Tan Mom said he really did.
Howard asked if she had to be sponge bathed. Tan Mom said she got someone fired during that. She said she told someone that she was going to kill them if she touched her. Howard said that's their job though. Tan Mom said that you have to be really beautiful to do that to her. She said that she wanted to bring in a private nurse. Howard asked if she shit in a diaper when she was in a coma. Tan Mom wasn't sure what went on while she was asleep. She said they just take care of you. She said they wash you and stuff like that. She said it's the way the person touches you that she didn't like.
Howard said he's not sure what she's talking about. He asked if this is interesting. Robin said it is.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if she suffered any brain damage while this was happening. Tan Mom said something about Trump suffering brain damage. Robin said she must have known who the president was when they asked her about it. Howard asked if she knows the year. She knew it. Howard asked her some math questions and she got them right. Tan Mom asked who the first president was. Howard answered before she even finished asking.
Howard had Conseulo on the phone and she claims that she was the one who was bathing Tan Mom. Tan Mom just said ''Oh my god...'' Howard hung up on Conseulo.
Howard took a call from a guy who said if Tan Mom was home alone she probably wouldn't have lived. Shuli said she was in the hospital. Tan Mom confirmed that. He asked if her heart stopped. Howard said they're not going to get an answer anyway. He asked Tan Mom what that answer is. Tan Mom said she'll find out from the doctor and tell Shuli.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who said she's not going to quit smoking. Howard had to tell him to turn off his radio. It wasn't turned down even after he said he turned it down. He eventually turned it off. Jeff said he doesn't think she'll stop smoking. Tan Mom said she'll never go back.
Howard said he has to say something about Jeff. He said he's been calling the show for like 25 years and he doesn't know to turn down his radio? Jeff said he's sorry about that. Howard said it's like a tornado behind him. Jeff said he was listening to the show. Howard said Jeff feels like Tan Mom will start smoking again. He said he hopes she doesn't. Tan Mom asked if Shuli thinks she will. Shuli said he thinks she won't because this scared the shit out of her. Tan Mom said this time is different. She said she's not sure why.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that they sent a card to her and she's so glad she's back. She said she doesn't want her to smoke. Howard hung up on her.
Howard said he's going to go over what they learned. He went through some of the article and Tan Mom started to go on and on about something. Howard said she's still in the hospital and there was some confusion about Adam Barta giving a statement to the press. Howard said she's still making her bookings. He said she'll start doing those when she gets out.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who were playing the head of Marlboro and offered her a lifetime supply of cigarettes. Tan Mom said she's not smoking anymore. She said she doesn't need that. Tan Mom said she smoked the colored douches. The head of Marlboro said they have every color of douche for her. Howard asked what she smoked. Tan Mom said she's starving. Howard asked if she smoked Douche cigarettes. She said she did. She said they come in different colors to match your clothes. She said they're really good. Tan Mom said she'll show Shuli if she finds a pack.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this is a wild conversation. He asked if she's going to give her husband head after all of the support he gave her. Tan Mom said that's none of his fucking business. Howard said come on. He asked if there is any romantic feeling toward him after what he did for her. Tan Mom said she would have done the same for him. She said watch the video to see. Shuli said she does make out with him in the video. Howard asked if she will blow him for what he did for her. Tan Mom said she needs a bagel. Howard asked if she will give him head. Tan Mom said it depends on how much money he gives her. Shuli said that he was on the phone with him every day and he was there with her through the whole thing.
Howard said how about this. He asked what kind of advice she would give to people in a coma. Tan Mom said she would just pray a lot and hope you get out of it.
Howard took a call from Balls who said he's 2 years smoke free and he thinks she can do it. Howard said they're all pulling for her. He said she's going to go eat her bagel now. Howard played her off with a song parody about her.
Howard said they talked about the Gary love tape anniversary last week. He took a call from a guy who said he listened to the special they had on Howard 101 last week. The caller said it was great. Howard said it was hosted by Gary. The caller said his wife listened to it and he said she had never seen it before. He said it was like sharing your favorite movie with someone.
Howard played some of the Gary love tape. Howard said that inspired Sour Shoes to reenact the whole thing on voicemail. Howard played some of that. Sour was adding Gary's throat clearing and some more ''Noine'' in there too. Howard said he has every nuance down. Howard played more of Sour Shoes doing his thing. Howard said he added in Gary eating too. He played a clip. He said Sour likes to add his own thing in there. He said he has a doctorate in Gary now. He said they call him Dr. Sour Shoes. Howard said Sour had Gary fall asleep at the end of the tape because Gary falls asleep while doing stuff like that. Howard played a clip of that. Robin and Fred were cracking up. When he snored he'd repeat ''noine'' over and over.
Howard said a lot of people wrote in about how much they loved that special last week. Robin asked if people will learn never to make tapes like this. Howard said Gary hasn't learned.
Howard said he talked to Conan O'Brien and they're going to replay his podcast on Howard 100 tomorrow. He said that will happen right after Robin's news tomorrow. He said he's never heard it so he'll have to listen. Robin said she hasn't heard it either. Howard said you have to join something to get them. Robin said she doesn't want to do that. Howard said good for you. He said she won't even bother with them.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that it's an honor to speak to him. He had a strange accent so Howard asked if this is a joke. The guy said he talks like this. He said he's from Beijing so he doesn't speak English very well. Howard said he gets it. The guy said he's been there for like 22 years. Howard said he just slipped into Italian there. He said he's not buying this. He hung up on the guy.
Howard said he got some feedback about the Russell Crowe interview last week. He said Joe Namath will be in there soon. He said that he isn't a big football fan but he knew Broadway Joe. Howard and Robin talked about Joe and Super Bowl III for a short time.
Howard read some email about the Russell Crowe interview where he had to run out because he had to pee. Howard said Gary didn't let him pee before the interview so he had to run out.
Howard read some feedback about Brent and his passing out. He read some comments from people who had friends who had similar things with friends and one guy said he had a friend who died.
Howard said High Register Sean is getting some negative feedback. He said people are asking him not to put him on the air anymore. Howard had some really negative stuff about Sean. Howard said people are worried about Shuli going to his house soon. He said that they're worried that he's going to get eaten by a bear. someone said that baiting a bear up there in Massachusetts is illegal. Howard read more about Sean and people were suggesting that they take his guns away.
Howard said Gary told a story about being trapped in a car with Benjy and someone wrote in with an analogy about him being like a childhood friend who was always in trouble and he'd be the kid to touch the counter top and go into anaphylactic shock. Howard said he knows what the guy is talking about.
Howard said he has a new phony phone call to play. He said it's a call to Swap Shop and they have a hiccup problem. Howard played the call and Sal and Richard called in and Sal had the hiccups and tried to get out what he was selling. They tried to cure him and the host gave him a ''boo'' to scare him. The host hung up on them when they were going nuts with their yelling and screaming. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and asked what they were listening to there. Fred told him what he just played. Howard said he missed it.
Howard said Joe Namath is there and he has anew book called All the Way: My Life in Four Quarters.
Howard said look at you. He said he looks like Joe Namath. He said he would have been the man when he was a kid if he knew that he'd have him on his couch some day.
Howard said Joe has a great voice. He said he could have been a radio guy. Joe said he's not sure he could sit that long on his bottom. Howard said he has done some announcing. Joe said he did have a radio show about 10-15 years ago and it took over his life. He said it took him away from home. He said he had young children and he should have been there. He said the show was about sports and he's not sure who his co-host was. He said he forgets the name.
Howard asked if he watches a lot of sports. Joe said he does. He said he was stunned about the race horses that have been dying. He said he doesn't watch a whole NBA game but he'll tape some of them and watch at his leisure. He said he does that with news too. He said he likes watching the soccer games though.
Howard said people don't know this about Joe but he was a great athlete. He said he was playing baseball, Basketball and football wasn't even his primary drive. Joe said in Pennsylvania they didn't even have a hockey team. He said they had ice skating but he hated falling down. He said he had quickness and speed back then.
Howard asked if his parents were the primary focus for him. He said sports seems to be the distraction that keeps you going when there is trouble at home. Joe said he didn't thinks about it back then but he was the youngest in the house and when he was 4 they adopted a sister named Rita who was older than his. Howard said Joe thought that Rita was a sister with another woman that his father may have had her with. Joe said he didn't care at the time. He said she was his sister anyway. Howard asked if he ever got the answer. Joe said he never went after the answer. He said he didn't need to. He said he remembers hearing his parents arguing when he was like 4 years old. He said he heard his dad say he was leaving. He said he sat at the top of the stairs and listened for a while. He said he asked him not to leave. He said at that time he started crying. He said they both came up the stairs and his mother and father hugged him. He said his father said he wasn't leaving. He said he stayed another 8 years.
Howard said when his father left he was alone with his mother. He said she had to be incredibly sad. He said it must have been hard for him to cheer her up. Joe said his mother was a worker and she went to work every day. He said she kept busy. He said he went to bingo with her and that kind of stuff. Howard asked if she was pining away for his father. Joe said she had to work and she was a work horse. He said his father was still around. He said that there was good. Howard asked if he was a physical guy. Joe said the nuns in his school were physical. He said that he was asked not to come back to the school in the last year. He said they wanted to raise a hand to him and he didn't put up with that. He said he got hit upside the head with a hand when he talked to a girl behind him. He said this was in high school. He said the shop teacher had a 3 foot slat that they'd whack you with.
Howard said that was all in the name of religion. Joe said he's all into god and that but he questions the money that goes toward the churches. Howard asked if he hopes to go to heaven some day. Joe said he hopes to.
Howard asked Joe about standing up to the nuns in school. Joe said he did that. He said he had 3 older brothers and he would stand up to them. Howard said Joe was the man back then. Joe said he had speed and he was the fastest runner. He said in high school there was a half back faster than him. He said he loved playing ball.
Howard asked if he ever thought he'd be a professional back then. Joe said he didn't. He said he did admire Johnny Unitis and guys like that. He said there were some great quarterbacks and he thinks he had some great coaches. He said they had a wonderful coach in his school. He said he'd call up colleges to let them know how good their players were to get them in there.
Howard said he sees these coaches who are complete dicks to the players. He asked if they have to be that way. Joe said he doesn't think so but that was the style back then. He said they could grab and hit them back then. He said it scared the heck out of him. He said when coach Bryant grabbed him it got his attention. Howard said you'd think that would ruin the fun. He said it can do that to a guy. Joe said it's a fine line. He said when you're in pain that's painful. He said when you lose it stings. He said he remembers the games they lost. He said that's what he remembers.
Howard said as good as he was as an athlete he could have played another game and not gotten hurt. He said he might not have picked football now. Joe said he would have been a better student. He said he would have had a passion to follow. He said being an athlete was the only way he got a pat on the back.
Howard asked if he thinks about what he could have done. Joe said he doesn't think about his past regrets. He said he's going to think positive. He said the failures are painful to think about. He said he thinks about that stuff beginning with the education. Howard said he knows what he means. He said he wishes he was that way too. He said he wishes he knew another language. He said if he had that love of learning he would have taken advantage of that.
Joe said his dad and mom insisted in respect. Howard said his parents were both immigrants. He said he saw his dad working in a steel mill. Joe said he did. He said he got to see that and he was terrified. He said the heat and the noise was scary. He said he promised himself that he was not going to end up working there himself. He said he knew that at 11. He said he had dreams of flying around so he wanted to be a pilot. He said if he had not had sports develop he was headed to the air force.
Howard said Joe's knees were so bad it kept him out of the Army and the Vietnam war. He said he played football though. Joe said he went in and took the physical and they asked for his right arm and he gave them the left. He said this guy got angry with him about that. He said that they wondered why he couldn't go into the Army and they said he wouldn't be reliable. He had torn ligaments in his knees.
Howard asked if he still has great pain in his knees. Joe said no. He said he was able to move around and when he planted his knee playing he would go to the ground in pain. He said the trainer said he thought that the knee was weekend by another injury he had. He said he also may have hit a hole because the cleat had a bend in it from something.
Howard asked Joe about how banged up you get in a game. Joe said anyone can get hurt. He said the joints were designed to bend a certain way. He said if you bend it the wrong way you tear ligaments. He said he had many heroes in football but Tom Brady is something. He said he stepped up every time. He said he has not seen Tom Brady lose a game. He said he thinks that he might be the best player ever. He said he hasn't seen anyone answer the challenge like he has. Howard said this guy just pulls it out of somewhere.
Howard said some people never make it to the pros. He asked how some make it and some don't. Joe said it's the drive. He said the best quarterback who is not in the hall of fame is Archie Manning. He said he played the ''New Orleans 'Aints.'' He said he was running for his life all the time.
Howard asked who showed him how to throw a football. Joe said it was his brothers. Howard said he can really throw a ball. He asked if there was ever a moment when they knew he was the guy. Joe said not his brothers. He said his oldest was 12 years older. He said his two little brothers were tough. He said they encouraged him but they didn't allow him to get over confident. Howard asked if his brothers are still alive. Joe said one is. He said he lost his parents and brothers. He said he loses animals and he's upset. He said he knows Howard loves animals too. He said he even tries to help beetles. Howard said he
Howard asked Joe about the way he wrote his book. He said he wasn't able to write it in order. He said someone sat him down and had him watch super Bowl III. He said this was 50 years ago. Joe said the book publisher wanted him to do that. He said that they all won championships that year. Howard said the Jets have never even made it back to the Super Bowl since then. Joe said they just haven't had the people. Howard asked why the can't get them. Joe said it starts with the people selecting the players. Howard asked if he has ever been a coach. Joe said he hasn't. Howard asked if the Jets just don't have that team of people to pick the right guys. Howard said they have the right team up there in New England.
Howard said it's just crazy that the Jets haven't made it there since Joe was there. Howard said he isn't blowing smoke up his ass but lets go back to Super Bowl III. He said the Jets were seen as loser-ish. He said after they won they put the AFL on the map. He said that forced the merger of the two franchises. Joe said it did. Howard said they elevated the whole sport with that. Joe said football is a team game. He said you need the pieces to get it done.
Howard asked if it was hard for him when he signed with the Jets. He said he was making more than the typical player. He said he was paid like $420,000 for a couple of years. Howard said that when you're making that kind of money do the other players ridicule him or are they looking up to him. He said he was making a lot of money. Joe said every locker room has a lot of characters in there. He said there were people who didn't like him from the start. He said he didn't know about segregation. Howard said his nickname was the N-word at one time. Joe said it was. Howard said they saw him at a prom and they saw him with a black woman in a picture and they started calling him that name. Joe said they were upper classmen and they were real jerks. He said he thinks that the coach told them how to treat guys. He said he's not a fan of that.
Howard said he prefers the name Broadway Joe. Joe said that comes from the Jets and what they talked about earlier. He said this man named David A. Sonny said that stars sell ticket. He said you weren't allowed to be a star. Howard said he remembers him wearing fur coats and stuff and he remembers thinking he was very cocky. He said he knew what to do like Muhammad Ali. He asked how he knew how to do that. Joe said thanks for mentioning Ali. He said he went to an event once and he saw Muhammad Ali in there and he went and said hi to him. He said he got to meet the guy and he was great. He said that they got to hang at events occasionally. He said they would do TV shows and memorabilia shows together.
Howard said he used to fill in for Johnny Carson at times. Joe said he did. Howard asked if he has to be loose as a goose to be a quarterback. Joe said you have to be quick and be ready to get out there to perform. He said you can't have a negative vibe.
Howard asked what it was like to fill in for Carson. He said he must have been on top of the world. Joe said he didn't have any sense to feel that way. He said the guys there on the show were there to help him out if he got into trouble.
Howard asked Joe about his claim that he had 300 women in college. Joe said he tried hard but he didn't keep count. He said it wasn't anything like 300. Howard said he was on top of the world at the time and women appreciate that. Joe said he went out with a sophomore and he had to leave college. He said she wanted to come with him and he had to tell her that he had to go to work. He said he didn't know love the way it's supposed to be. He said he wasn't coming from that. He said there was something more important and that was work. He said to see her go through what she went through was tough.
Howard asked if he ever goes back and looks up some of those women. Joe said he went to a high school reunion and that scared him. Howard said Joe still looks good. He said he looks vibrant. Joe said that they age. He said you take care of your instrument and some people don't take care of that. He said you have to learn to take care of your instrument. Joe said that someone referred to the body like that and he realized he had to take care of that.
Howard asked Joe about being into the number 12 and all of that. He asked if you have the body to be able to play like he played is it exciting to be in that. Joe said he hurt his knee the first time and he didn't tape his shoes white. He said that day there were people there watching them play. He said he would tape his shoes white because it looked good. He said that one day he didn't do it. He said he liked the look of the white tape. He said there was a side of him that wanted to be different. Joe said he did a book with another guy and it was a matter of style. Howard said this is a little bit of Muhammad Ali in him. Howard asked if he hurt his knee and thought that not taping it did it. Joe said he taped them after that. He said then he got white shoes and he didn't have to tape them anymore.
Howard said he would have gotten a big deal from Nike if that was going on today. He said sports has changed. Joe said that's the constant they have now. He said they get tied up with something he just says that it's a constant thing. He said that you have to hope it's for the better.
Howard asked Joe about how some people think they can't have sex before a game or party but Joe would do that stuff. He said that on one hand he was taking care of his instrument and on the other he was pissing on that. Joe said that their coach said you do the things that get you there. He said they would take their wives on the road and treat things like any other week. He said it worked.
Howard said Babe Ruth would go out and itch and he'd eat 50 hot dogs before. He said back then the game was just a game. Howard said Joe is old school. Joe said you have a responsibility to your teammate. He said it's important to him that his man is ready to go. He said there were times when he'd go out and do stuff but it wasn't like that all the time.
Howard asked Joe where he lived. Joe said he lived in a few places around the city. Howard asked if it was crazy after he won the Super Bowl. He asked if he was able to walk around. Joe said things changed. He said in 65 he was lonely. He said he was walking 2nd Ave on his own. He said he was lonely. He said he'd go into a bar like a regular dude. He said he didn't get a pat on the back.
Howard said the lonely guy in him could have wanted to get married. Joe said the lonely part was only after practice. He said that he had a friend who took him around to different places. He said when he wasn't around he was left alone. He said he just didn't know anyone. He said when he was practicing he had the guys around.
Howard said his alcoholism must have been from the pain in his body. Joe said no. Howard asked what it was. Joe said his grandpa gave him his first drink at about 6 years old. He said it was just a sip. He said you want to mimic the adults so you want to drink and that's how you get into it. He said when you're in school you're told you can't have it so you want it.
Howard said his parents didn't drink that much. He said he wasn't exposed to it so he didn't want it. Howard said the part of Football he envies is the team. Joe said his dad would drink a shot of whiskey after work and that was about it. He said he'd come home and go to sleep. He said he'd go bowling with him and he'd have a shot after each game. He said you'd want to sneak some wine. He said he tried everything.
Howard said when Joe was coming up it was the time of hippies and stuff. Joe said he loved that. He said he taped Woodstock. He said they were practicing and in camp. Howard said it has to be cool to hang out with famous people after growing up the kid of a steel worker. Joe said he loved Woodstock. He said Steven Stills came to visit him once when he was in the hospital. He said he was a LSU guy and they started talking about that. Howard said he's the most underrated guitar player.
Howard asked if he got into anything heavier than alcohol. Joe said not locked in. He said he tried things but not LSD. He said he did try coke. He said you always blame it on someone else. He said when he tried it you wanted more. He said that's no good. He said one of the Beatles said it was hard to come off that stuff and that was him.
Howard said he heard a story about Mick Jagger and Joe. He said he heard that he went up to Mick and two women were with him and they left Mick to go off with Joe. Joe said that's not a true story.
Howard said Joe got his name when he appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Joe told a story about this guy who said they sell tickets to games if they have a star. He said that's how they worked with Sports Illustrated to get him on the cover.
Howard asked Joe to explain to him about football the idea that his strength was to read the defense on the fly. Joe said he would call plays with his father while they watched football. He said he was taking part in it at that age. He said he was a young kid doing that. He said repetition is the way he learned. Joe said time dragged in the afternoon in school. He said he wanted to get out and play.
Howard asked why he never coached. Joe said the opportunity was there. He said he's not that kind of guy though. He said coaches are consumed with it. He said the hours they put into it is up there. He said he just can't do that.
Howard asked Joe about doing Monday Night Football. Joe said it didn't work for him and he didn't like doing it. Howard asked if he regrets that. Joe said it just wasn't him. He said he has changed and he thinks he could handle it now. He said he would critique his teammates and he had to do that as the announcer. He said he didn't have to be right but he had to be interesting. Howard said Howard Cossell was like that. Joe said you either hated him or loved that guy. He said he loved the guy except one time when he was out to dinner calling his buddy a bum and things like that.
Howard said Joe was in the booth with OJ and Frank Gifford. He asked if he knew OJ. Joe said they never hung out but they got to know each other. He said they were at a bar together one night and that's how he got to know him. Howard asked if he thought it was crazy when it came to the car chase. Joe said it wasn't really. He said he never saw him get angry or anything but he had his style. Howard said he must have seen something in him that showed he could go off. Joe said he thinks that if you don't have anything nice to say about someone you don't say anything at all. He said he may have seen a loyalty to someone that may have been breached.
Howard said the NFL had a problem with him running the Bachelors 3 that he was part of. Joe said it was the undesirable people they were involve with that the NFL didn't like. He said the NFL had someone going around and they didn't like what they saw. He said that they asked him to get out of it after that. He said they said he was going to be suspended if he didn't get out. He said he didn't do anything to break any rules.
Howard asked if they did suspend him. Joe said he retired instead. He said he was pissed off at them doing this to him. Howard said he just wanted to make a living. Joe said he wasn't betting on games or anything. Howard said it's a bit like high paid indentured slavery. He said they have it rigged their way and they're the entertainers. He said he can see why they'd get pissed off. Joe said they weren't forced to play. Howard said he should have been allowed to have this restaurant.
Howard asked if he would keep a kid from going into the game today because of the concussions and all of that. Joe said he wouldn't tell them to stay out but he wouldn't want his own son playing. He said he had 5 concussions himself. He said he knew a guy who came in and got worse and worse. He said he had to find out about himself and he did it for his kids. He said he talked to doctors and met with them and took a brain scan. Joe said they could see the cells on the left side of his head not getting blood. He said they were darker than the other side. He said they started with some hyperbaric therapy and those dark cells started to lighten up a bit. He said he went back and took some more treatments. He said his brain looked normal after a few treatments. He said his brain is healthy now. Howard said it seems like that could help a lot of people. Joe said that it can help many people. Howard said it sounds like a big deal. Joe said that this type of therapy can help and it's been used for a long time. Joe explained how it works and how he had to come out the first two times because it can make you claustrophobic. He said they do this in Japan and Germany and they're the leaders in all of this. Joe said that they don't have the hyperbaric chambers around because then you think that you're admitting that there's a problem there in the NFL.
Howard asked if anyone calls Joe and asks him for advice. He said he thinks he'd make a good mentor. Joe said he has talked to a lot of young guys. He said he had a camp for 46 straight summers. He said they used football to teach children about life. Howard asked if he does mentor some kids. Joe said not professionally. He said that they do talk to the kids about what they have to do if they do get into football. He said you have to be able to do something after the game.
Howard said in the new book ''All the Way: My Life in Four Quarters'' he talks about the game and his life. He said he also talks about the game where he was talking to Susie and telling her he wanted to make love to her. Joe said it wasn't that. He said he was working with the Jets and he was drinking wine that morning. He said he had been sober for 13 years before that. Joe said his wife wanted him to go get help. He said he just stopped drinking. Howard asked if he was afraid of going to meetings. Joe said he was afraid of himself. He said he had to prove to himself that he could stop. Howard asked if it was the hardest thing. Joe said it was. He said she asked him to go into a program and that scared him. He said that she challenged him with that and he went to get help with a therapist. He said after each session he would stop on his way home and get a pint to drink. He said he didn't know he had a problem. Howard asked if the therapy was tough. Joe said he was addicted to sugar. Howard asked how he did it. Joe said he went cold turkey. He said he ate a lot of ice cream and soda instead. He said he'd get the ice cream with the most sugar and mix it in with Root Beer. He said he lost 30 pounds in that first year because he wasn't drinking. He said you also sit around a lot when you drink. He said he went from 217 to 187 pounds.
Howard asked why he went back to drinking. Joe said he had an excuse. He said he did check in after the Susie Colbert thing. He said he got a call the next morning and a friend told him what he had done and said. He said he really felt bad behaving that way. He said he asked for her number so he could call and apologize. He said she said that was alright and he had to deal with this. Joe said he stopped drinking after that. He said he went and got an education by going into this program. He said he went to Alcoholics Anonymous. He said he learned about that voice he had at that game that day. He said he calls that guy ''Slick.'' He said someone at AA came up with that. He said it might have been his sponsor who came up with that.
Howard asked if it's weird to go into rehab as Joe Namath. He said it must be weird. Joe said that he has people come up to him and tell him that they're in it too. He said that he tells them to be proud.
Howard asked if he has trouble going out and not drinking. Joe said he can handle it. Howard asked if he's single now. Joe said he is. He said he gets lonely sometimes but he has a few dogs at home and he has friends. He said there's a side of him that needs quiet time. He said he knows that about himself. Joe said he needs his private time so he has friends that want to stay with him and he has an apartment about a block away that he has them stay in instead.
Joe said he's 76 now and he'd wonder why a woman would be into him. Howard asked if he has any problem getting ready to go. Joe said not at all. He said it's hard to make the play though. He said he was tempted to make a play a couple of weeks back. He said this woman is dating someone now. Howard asked when he last made love. Joe said it's been years. Howard said this is insane. He said he seems to be okay with that. Robin said he has had probably 500 women over his lifetime. Joe said he had a sister and it's hard to talk about this stuff. Howard asked if he could date a 76 year old woman. Joe said no. He said he has a sexual drive and he hasn't met one that he could date. He said he would hope he could. He said there's a lack of responsibility. He said he has kids and grand kids nearby and he has that to keep him busy. He said he plays golf too.
Howard asked Joe if he made love the night before the Super Bowl III game. Joe said he did. He said that he never told that story. He said he got a knock on the door after curfew. He said her dad would have been upset because this girl's father was from Baltimore. He said that he thought someone was up to something and they were trying to trip him up with that. He said he had known her as a waitress from New York. Howard said sometimes the waitresses can be even hotter than the actresses. Joe said some actresses can be pretty fine though. Joe said he's never told that story before. He said he wasn't able to tell anyone that because he was still dating someone else.
Howard asked if he ever saw that woman again. Joe said he did not. He said he knew her before but he didn't see her after.
Joe said there was a time in the 60s, 70s and 80s where drinking and driving was fine. He said that you didn't think about it. He said if you were a drinker you'd go out and drink and drive. Howard said he remembers being driven home by a dad who was smashed. He said he remembers being really scared.
Howard congratulated Joe on the new book. He asked how many years it had been since he had seen the game on tape. Joe said he watched it and didn't know that it wasn't him on the field when he started watching it. He said the way the film had been put together he didn't know that it had been edited. He said they had lost 6 minutes of the game and they put it back together with this footage.
Howard said this was great to see him and learn about all of this. Joe said it was great talking about this with Howard too. Howard said he never thought he would be sitting here with Joe Namath talking about having sex with a cocktail waitress before Super Bowl III. Joe said he's a cat guy too. He said he was a dog guy too. Howard said he's a dog and cat guy.
Howard asked Joe about putting up the number 1 finger. Joe said they were taught not to beat their chests back then so that's what they would do.
Howard wrapped up with Joe and gave him another plug for his book ''All the Way: My Life in Four Quarters.'' They went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said Robin isn't there. He was about to ask her something. He said there she is. Robin said she hears him talking to her. Howard said he was going to ask if he told her about this movie he rented called ''The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot.'' Robin said no. Howard said he went on iTunes and saw this movie for 99 cents. He said he can't remember who was in it. He said it was Sam Elliot. He said he's the man who killed Hitler. He said the movie was not great but Robin should watch it. He said it came out last year. He said when he saw the title how could he ignore it? He said that it was very simple. He said he told Beth about it and she didn't want to see it. He said he told her that he kills Hitler and then the government asks him to kill Bigfoot. He said it turns out he had kept this secret all these years. Howard told Robin about what happened in the movie. He said he killed Hitler by shooting him right in the head. He said it also turns out the guy is immune to Bigfoot. He said Bigfoot has some disease and he's immune. Robin said he can't believe he found this movie.
Howard said the movie wasn't great but the title got him. He said it could have been called ''The Secret'' and it would have been fine. He said he's sure he and Sam Elliot are the only two people who even saw the movie. Robin said the new Predator reboot was good too. Howard said she has to see this movie.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that Robin should go out with Joe Namath. Robin said she does admire him. Howard said he is looking for a younger woman. Howard said maybe she can become Robin Namath. Robin said that won't be happening.
Howard said he wishes he could go to that concert. He said it really interests him. He said they take their jobs very seriously there. Gary said his wife really wanted to go to that one. Howard said he wanted to go too and he'd like to have his wife with him too. Howard said he's sure Gary will be fine after staying out late. He said he'll put him on microphone tomorrow to hear his phlegm from staying out late. Gary said he'll be in bed at the same time as if he had driven home. He said he'll get an hour of sleep extra because he's staying in the city. He wont have to drive in.
Robin asked Howard what he thinks about a Dice Clay and Roseanne comedy tour. Howard said that sounds good. Robin said that they are doing one together. Howard said Roseanne is kind of controversial. He said that should be a good show though. Robin said that Dice has known her since she was a kid and she's always been crazy. Robin said they're going off together on tour. Howard said Dice might bang her.
Robin said the women's U.S. soccer team is running through the competition. Howard said he has no idea about that. Robin said the ratings are going up with every win. Robin said that's great for them.
Howard took a call from a guy who thanked him for the Joe Namath interview. He said he revealed so many things. Howard said it was amazing. Howard asked Robin what she thought about the hyperbaric chamber thing. Robin said she's not sure why they haven't picked up on that more. She said they used to have that when she was a nurse.
Robin said Max Landis is being called out for sexual abuse by 8 women. Robin said there are a bunch of women coming out with stories about him. Robin said one woman says he's a serial rapist. Robin had some details about what women are claiming. Howard said his father, John Landis, directed a bunch of great movies. Robin read more comments from women who have made claims about Max. Robin said there are 8 women so far making those claims.
Howard took a call from fake Roseanne who was working on some material for the Dice tour.
Robin read a story about a study that was done that found that people are growing bone spurs in the back of their skull when they use a cell phone too much. Robin said evolution is still occurring. Howard said people are growing new bones. Robin said she would prefer not to have that. Howard said you can cover it up with your hair. Howard asked why nature would want us to have a horn back there. Robin said she's not sure.
Robin read a story about Gloria Vanderbilt and how she had cancer. Robin said she was diagnosed just 9 days before she died. Robin said she didn't know she had cancer maybe. Robin said it was stomach cancer. Robin said she got the diagnosis and she had a severe case and she was dead 9 days later. Howard said he feels like he's got these things when she reads a story like that.
Robin read a story about climate change and how Bill Gates and a big company are walking on a way to remove CO2 from the atmosphere. Howard said he was reading about a company that wants to use plastic bottles for fuel. He said that's what they should be doing. Howard said he's going to come up with a company that has a giant fan to cool things down. Robin said she doesn't think that's going to work.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she agrees with Joe Namath on the hyperbaric chamber thing. Howard said that's a major breakthrough as far as he's concerned. Robin said that's nothing new though. Mariann said there's a doctor who has been doing it since the 90s. Robin said oxygen can do a lot for people.
Robin read a story about the Today show doing an anniversary show and Matt Lauer was nowhere to be found. Howard said he was there like 25 years. Robin said there was no way he was there that long. Howard said he thinks he was. Robin said the show is only 25 years old. Gary said it's way older than 25. Robin said they were celebrating the studio. Robin said there was no trace of him on the celebration show. Howard said they must not want to remind people.
Robin read a story about the big things happening with the President. Robin said he was accused of sexual assault in a dressing room at a department store. Robin said that this allegedly took place many years ago. Robin said this woman wrote a long article for New York Magazine. She claims that she and Trump encountered each other at the store. Howard said Trump says it's absurd. Robin said Trump says he's not even sure if he ever met her. Howard said it's crazy. Robin said he just brushes these things aside and nothing happens. Robin said Al Franken had a picture taken just pretending to touch a woman and he had to leave congress. Gary said that he was going off saying that there is no video footage so it didn't happen.
Robin said Trump was also dealing with Iran and if he should attack them or not. Howard said that story is just horrible. He said he commented on that earlier in the show. Robin said it's amazing the gamut you go through in a weekend with this president. Robin said there were two things that were positive to her. She said one was that when he found out 150 people might be killed that changed his mind with the go ahead. Howard said we already had an agreement with Iran and Trump wanted to make his own. Robin said he took his deal off the table and tensions have gone up since. Robin said that they have said they're going to shoot down more drones so that's going to make things even worse.
Robin read a story about Trump having a conversation with Nancy Pelosi about the border crisis after Trump said he was going to send ICE into cities to round up illegal immigrants. Robin said the two sides are talking and they have decided to delay the raids for 2 weeks. Robin said she's been hearing there's a problem with immigration for 15 years and nothing is being done. Robin said if there is a real crisis then they all have to get together and fix the problem.
Robin read about Trump being on Meet the Press and they asked him about the death of Jamal Khashoggi. Robin had some audio. Trump said that it's been heavily investigated already. Trump said Iran has killed many people. He said they spend $450 billion with them and he's not a fool saying he doesn't want to do business when them. He said if they don't take their money then they'll do business with Russia. Howard said we have to give a shit about this. He said he's not sure what is going on. He said you can't let this fuck in Saudi Arabia get away with it.
Robin had more audio of Trump talking about the Iran situation. Robin said the only thing that's problematic with this is that when they have these briefings with the President they always tell you the death toll they expect. Robin said he went for hours and hours before asking how many people would die. Robin asked if he's listening all the time.
Robin said Bernie Sanders revealed a plan to relieve college loan debt. Robin said he would do away with all of that debt with his program. Robin said it would be $45 billion worth of debt.
Robin read a story about Mitch McConnell agreeing to meet with some 9/11 first responders to talk about the funding for their heath care.
Robin read a story about SpaceX launching some human ashes into orbit. She said they're doing that tonight. Robin said they have 24 satellites going up and some ashes of 152 humans. Robin said the remains are in special capsules. Robin said it costs between $5-11,000 to send them up. Robin said she might have to do that with her remains.
Robin read a story about Whoopi Goldberg hosting a gay pride event in New York this week.
Robin read a story about Ford saying that they have a new Mustang Shelby GT500 that is their most powerful ever. Robin said they say it will have 760 horsepower V8 engine in it. Robin said this will be the most powerful street engine in a Ford ever. That led to Fred doing his Ronnie impression talking about how it's not as good as the Hellcat.
Robin read a story about the Walendas going up on a tightrope in Times Square last night. Robin said Nik was on one end and his sister was on the other end. Robin said they walked the same wire and one had to go over and the other went over as they switched safety cables. Robin had some audio of Nik praying as he was walking the tight rope. Robin had some audio of them walking the wire together and praying. The sister was also singing as she walked. Howard said Nik found an active volcano he wants to walk over too. Howard said Nic's grandfather fell and died in 1978. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about a problem he had with his headphones. He said if he keeps them in que he only hears through one side of the headphones. He said he's now testing for proper modulation. Fred played the Ben Stern ''proper modulation'' clip after that.
Howard got a laugh from that. Robin said those are happy memories. Howard said that's where his parents rejoiced in having their son. Robin said she was listening to his father singing ''Old Man River'' and remarking to herself that Ben is really getting into the black impression. Howard said oh yeah. He said they lived with black people. He said his father was living the black experience. He said not really though. He said he came home at night and left early in the morning for work. Howard said his father loved that song. He said it was from some play. He got a note saying it was from Showboat. Fred played the song again. Howard and Robin laughed as they heard it.
Howard asked if this is his dad. Fred said it is. Howard asked if it really is. Robin said it is. Howard asked if they autotuned it. He said they had to do something because it sounds good. He said he was thinking it sounds like the song. Gary said the production team found a bed that was in the same key as his dad. Robin said that's not the original. Howard said his dad was never on key. Robin said that's what made the ''I gets weary'' stand out so much.
Howard said that's his dad. He said he actually thought it was the Broadway show for a minute. Robin said he has the wrong thoughts about Broadway.
Howard said Gary went to the Lady Gaga show last night that SiriusXM and Pandora had. He said they had this party and he was aggravated about it. He said he didn't go because he had a ton of work to do and he had a ton of meetings. He said his wife went by herself and she looked great. He said he wished he could go.
Howard asked Gary if that's the same shirt he wore last night. Gary said he put it on last night around 6. Howard said someone tipped him off about that. Howard said he heard it was hot in the theater. Gary said it was hotter when Metallica was there. Howard said Beth said it was the best concert she's ever seen in her life. Gary said she did 90 minutes of her hit songs. Howard said the word is that the show was just banging out the hits. Gary said she did every song you know.
Howard said she can actually sing and so many artists can't these days. He said when you see someone who can sing you think they're even more incredible.
Howard said he knows what they paid Lady Gaga for that concert. He said that he was thinking that they can do better with the money. Howard said Neil Patrick Harris was there last night and he didn't even know it was a SiriusXM concert. He said he thought it was a pride week show. Howard said he would have had 10 SiriusXM radio personalities there to let them know what it was. He said that they gave out free tickets so they should have been tweeting that out. He said they gave away so many free tickets.
Gary said Lady Gaga kept talking about SiriusXM and Pandora. Howard said if it wasn't on a work night he would have gone and introduced her. He said he would have complained but he would have done it.
Howard said this was a celebration of making a lot of money by spending a lot of money. He said Gary was there at the event but who needs him there. Robin said she got a photo last week where Gary was at the Songwriters Hall of Fame. She wondered why he was there. Howard asked Gary what he saw there because he was supposed to be their reporter. Gary said last night he saw Joel Osteen and his wife there. He said Lady Gaga was great but she was using ''fuck'' and ''Mother fucker'' a lot. Howard said he doesn't know Joel Osteen. He said that sounds Jewish to him. He said maybe he should look into his heritage. Gary said he's on TV every Sunday morning for an hour. Howard asked where he stands on gay people. He said he heard he wants it both ways. He said he heard that he quoted the bible and then said he doesn't want to talk about it. He said he's a preacher and he just said it was wrong. He said how about saying the bible is wrong fuckwad.
Gary said Michael Douglas was there last night. Howard said his wife got to say hi to Katherine Zeta Jones. Gary said Clive Davis and some other big names were there. Howard said Gary isn't any more phlegmy than usual today. He said he thought for sure he would be after staying up late.
Gary said he was in bed at 10:10 and he got an extra hour of sleep. Howard said okay. He said Beth wanted to see Gary and Mary. He said Beth was defending Gary when he was talking about the phlegm thing. He said she figured he got a hotel room and he'd be fine.
Gary said he saw Rosanna Scotto last night and she asked where Howard is. Howard said he's hugely more successful than she is. He said she has a great career but this is a different gig. He said that they have stuff written down for her. He said that doesn't mean he doesn't like her but it's a different gig.
Howard said he has to make people laugh and get all turned on. He said when other people are having fun he's not. He said he gets angry that he's not there. He said he thinks they should only happen when he's there. Robin said he's never around. Howard said Beth was so happy that he wasn't there. Howard said he would have left after one song. He said he gets nervous about not getting enough sleep. Gary said if it was a Wednesday night he would have stayed.
Howard said he went to see John Mellencamp and he only stayed for 3 songs. He said he wanted to stay but he can't sit there. He said he just gets nervous. He said he doesn't like sitting and he gets antsy. He said he just thinks it's a waste of time and he wants to go to sleep at home.
Howard said when he goes to Billy Joel and Paul McCartney he will sit through the whole show. He sat through the Bruce Springsteen show twice. Robin asked what that's about. Howard said it's about him being nuts. He said he doesn't know what he's doing.
Howard said people stand up at the concerts and that annoys him. He said Beth told him that she had a drag queen in front of her with a high hairdo that she couldn't see over. He said he would have lit it on fire. He said that's why he doesn't go to this stuff. He said he's going to put bees in there. He said he'll call Ross over and tell him he wants his seat moved.
Howard said he thinks about all of the money spent on this concert and thinks about what they could be doing with that money on his channels. He said he will be listening to this concert on Friday night though.
Howard said he would have been so pissed about the drag queen hair if he had gone. Gary said with this drag queen she wasn't so short to begin with. He said she had heels on too. Howard said she's like RuPaul.
Howard said he wishes he could have been there last night. He said even with the drag queen thing he would have wanted to be there.
Howard asked who else was there. Gary said Clive Davis and Ron Delsner were there. Howard asked how Ron gets in. He said he can't be negative. He said he'd prefer someone who pays for a subscription to SiriusXM or one of his writers that's up at 4:30 in the morning. He said that Ron is funny as hell but what is he doing there. Howard said Adam Lambert was there too. Gary said he didn't see him. Howard said Amy Poehler was there. He asked what kind of eyes and ears Gary is. Gary said you can't see everyone.
Howard said they had an open bar there too. He asked who is paying for this. He asked who this concert is for. Gary said it's for the listeners. Howard said they want the famous people there to have the red carpet. Gary kept mentioning Clive Davis. Howard asked why he cares about him. He said no one cares about him. Howard said Neil Patrick Harris can buy his own drinks. He said people must have been getting hammered. Gary said you do see someone go get 4 drinks in each hand.
Howard said how about they throw a concert when the stock is at $10. He said that Lady Gaga is great but he hopes that someone is promoting SiriusXM today. He said John Oliver was there too.
Howard said he had such a rough light last night. He said he wanted to be there at the concert. He said he spent last night talking to himself. Robin said he was asking Joe Namath about that yesterday. Robin said she figured Howard was doing that. Howard said the demon in his head is called ''fuckhead.'' He said that's who he was talking about.
Howard said the Hulk was at the concert last night too. He took a call from Hulk who said he was there and he isn't a SiriusXM subscriber. He said he was getting free drinks though. Howard hung up on him and said he doesn't even want to hear from him.
Howard said his dad played blackjack the whole time. He said they'd go with Dominic and he'd play craps and his dad would get upset about that. He said he was miserable the whole time and he was just playing it up for the show.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who asked if they did anything special for his wife when she was there like announcing she was there. Howard said no but she did take a picture with Lady Gaga. King said that Howard carried them on his back and they should have done something. Howard told him to stop it. King said when you put the thing on your back they have to. Howard said this call is boring. He said it's a silly premise. He said talk about sniffing your wife's panties and jerking off.
Howard said Sirius is happy for him bringing over more subscribers. He said they pay him to do his job there. He said it's the same for everyone there. He said he's not looking for something extra. Robin said King is never satisfied and he'd make people's lives miserable.
Howard said Jim Meyer is doing something right because he's getting the radios in cars. He said he's getting paid and that's how it works. Howard said King didn't get anything extra for picking up garbage. King said he got an award and had a nice retirement party.
Howard asked King to stop sending Shuli the videos of people getting killed. He said you can't send them to people and expect them not be shocked. Howard said watching someone getting killed is a heavy thing. King said he's right. He said he didn't think about that. He said he didn't ask before he sent them. Howard said he'd be pissed if someone sent him that stuff. He said he gets why Shuli was upset.
Howard said this guy R. Bud Dwyer got in trouble and he was possibly going to jail. He said he did a press conference and he pulls out a gun and shoots himself right in the head. He said someone asked if he wanted to see it. He said he knew it would change his life. He said you can see everything in this video. He said you see the back of his head blow off. Howard said he thought about it and said he was going to watch it. Robin said she never watched it. Howard said he has not forgotten that image of him blowing his brains out.
Howard said his friend Lou was studying to be a doctor and they went to see cadavers at the morgue. He said they asked if he wanted to come. He said no way. He said he didn't want to see a dead body. He wasn't studying to be a doctor like they were. He said he doesn't want to see a dead body. They wanted him to face reality but he didn't need to.
Howard said Dwyer killed himself in 1987 on live TV. He said he can still see that video in his head to this day.
Howard asked where Shuli is. King said he has a lot of those videos. He said that's the excitement of sending them to someone. Shuli came in and said he has kids so they could have seen them if they had his phone. King said he doesn't get off on them. He said he just thinks they're amazing.
Shuli said there's no subject for the videos. He said that he opens this thing up and they have two guys getting their heads cut off by a chain saw. He said he shut it off after half a second. Howard asked where King gets this stuff. King said he does shows on YouTube and he has a fan who sends them to him. Shuli asked why he's involved. King said he knows Shuli. Howard said that's a major thing when you see that happening. Howard asked who the guy was that got his head cut off. Shuli said Pearlman. Howard said that was an awful thing.
Howard said he's not sure how Donald is still supporting the guy who killed this guy Khashoggi. He said he has to stop supporting him.
Howard said it's weird that King is sending Shuli these videos. He sends them and doesn't warn him about it. He said he's such an angry guy. King said he is not. Robin said he has a nasty demeanor. King said he doesn't. Howard said if he was to describe a person to him that enjoys when his wife leaves the house and sniffs his panties and then beats off to them while smelling them and then enjoys watching beheading videos and sends them to people... don't tell him you're not disturbed. King said he does get disturbed when he gets them sent to him. King said he doesn't enjoy them. He said he doesn't keep watching them. Howard asked how many things he puts in folders. He said you have to be into them if you do that. He said King is an angry guy.
Howard said people who are into soiled panties and beheading videos should be in jail. He said he should have psychiatric evaluation at least. King said he can't believe how they filmed it and he can't understand when you see people in those situations. Howard asked if he has ever smelled his wife's panties, beaten off and then watched a beheading. King said no way. He said that's another part of his brain. Shuli said he's not sure how he's involved in this.
Howard said King is trying to be a funny guy but this is what he's sending. Shuli said King thinks they're funny. Howard said King thinks that he's thinking Shuli thinks they're cool videos. King said he thought Shuli would enjoy them. Shuli asked what would give him that. King said he's quick witted on the air and he thought he'd like that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said King is the most ignorant dude they can find. He said that's why he's entertaining. He said the stuff he does is like what Sal does. He said he thinks that it's in his world so everyone appreciates it. Howard said it's true narcissism. He said he can't believe people aren't into what he's into. The caller, Mike, told King he has to think about how he's affecting people and he doesn't. King said listen to him fellow Negro. He said that some of them get jealous of him calling into the show. He said all he has to do is think about his tenants paying rent. Mike said that's what he's talking about. He said it's all about him. Mike was yelling at King. He said that he has his own house that he bought by himself. He said that he paid $150,000 for it. King laughed at that price. Howard said the guy lives in Illinois so it might be a nice house out there.
Mike told King he has to grow up. King said that's all nice and good but the only fault he has is that $150,000 house. Mike said that house is paid for. King said this guy knows he's not ignorant. He said he thinks he's smart and that's why he calls him ignorant. Howard asked if he thinks he's Mr. Opposite or something. King said everyone does that. He said they know that he knows all of this so they're trying to prove something to him.
Howard asked if he thinks that he calls Benjy fat because he's skinny. King said that's not what he's saying. King said that if you dress nice they will say something negative about one thing you're wearing. He said that they know he knows. Mike asked if he's right he wouldn't have Shuli having an opposition to what he did. He said he wouldn't have that with Howard or Robin either. He said King is ignorant and he had the same thoughts when he was a child because he thought everyone liked what he liked.
Howard said he really has to go. King said hang up on this guy. King asked if he has some cotton to pick or something. Mike said King knows for a fact that without his father he wouldn't have anything. He said he would have nothing without his father. Howard asked if he thinks he feels inferior. Mike said yes. He said he worked 20 years on a dump truck. Mike said he wouldn't do that for 2 years. Mike said he's a truck driver and he paid off his house in 10 years. He said he made $150,000 a year. King laughed. He said Mike told him his whole ghetto story. King said all he had to do was be born. Mike said he didn't earn it. King asked who cares. Mike said he earned his own money.
Howard said he thinks from what he understands Mike is saying that King was handed everything on a platter so he doesn't understand things. He said he's not sure this is an argument but King says it doesn't matter. King said he's acting like a nigga. Mike said he can't even tell the difference. King said he can tell the difference. He said he can pick this guy out of a lineup. He said this guy is putting him down for the way he was born. He said he's better than this guy. He asked if his father was around when he was growing up. Mike said he did. King asked if he had chores and stuff to learn about work. Mike said no. He said his father told him what men do to be responsible. King asked what his examples were. Mike said he showed him how to work and how to take care of a house. King said this is all fashion type thinking. He said his father should have said he never wants to see him mowing a god damn lawn. Robin asked if he cared he drove a garbage truck.
Mike asked who showed King how to take care of himself when he damn near died. He said someone had to show him. Howard said he's not sure where this is going. King said when someone loses an argument they go off the rails. King said he gets bored because he's so smart. Shuli said they should IQ test him. King said Howard and Robin might be the only two people who get it. Robin said don't put her in that category. Howard said he gets it. He said he gets that he has to call the authorities.
Howard said King said he could pick this guy out of a lineup. He asked what he'd look for. King started to explain but Howard cut him off and said alright already. He said all he was trying to say was that King sent Shuli the videos and that's not cool. King said it's funny. Shuli said it's not funny. Howard said with all of his money and genius he doesn't know that it's a fucked up thing that he was doing. Howard said it's like he's angry with Shuli for some reason.
King's wife was asking for something so King said he's going to hand his bitch something. Howard told him to tell her how he smells her panties. King said he'll put her on the phone.
King's wife got on the line but he took the phone back before Howard could tell her that he sniffs her panties. Howard said he has to run anyway. Mike said it was a pleasure talking to Howard. King said he has to run too because he has to put a bezel in his Rolex. Mike said all of that shit doesn't impress anyone but himself. He said no one cares about that stuff. He said they clown his ass when he's not around.
King said he has to say one more thing. He asked why do black people buy those things when they get money if they don't matter. Mike said they're buying shit to make up for things that they didn't have. Howard said this is ridiculous. Howard said of course if they have money they're going to buy that stuff. Howard said Mike would buy that stuff. He asked what this has to do with anything. Mike said the watches are all the same thing and he likes being different. King asked if he likes a Movado. Mike said it's a classy watch. King said this guy wears those watches that spin around. Howard asked what he's talking about. Shuli said it's like a rim on a car with spinners.
Howard said he sees the ghost of Martin Luther King is on the phone. He took the call and fake Martin Luther King told Howard to get these two mother fuckers off the phone right now. He said they're doing too much damage. Howard hung up on him and then wrapped up with King and Mike. King said he has to say something else. He said black people would have been better off if they stayed segregated. Robin said he's just saying things to be controversial. King said he's not. He said god bless Martin Luther King but their main focus was to get black people to mix with white people. He said they would have been stronger if they just had to rely on themselves.
Howard asked if he thinks they should have been in their own state. King said it's too late now. He said we're too integrated now.
Mike asked if King had ever read this book by some author. King said he has never read that book. Mike said thank you. He said that he also has to say that in Illinois you can't just pull a knife out because you'll get shot. King said he doesn't know anyone who would live where it gets that cold. He said he's ignorant just for living out there. Mike said in Atlanta they have ice and snow and they can't even drive down there. King said he doesn't have a house down there. He said he has a condo in Harlem that he owns. Mike asked where he lives. King said he lives in New Jersey. Mike asked if he gets cold there. Shuli said that's what he was thinking. King said he wouldn't go to Chicago for anything but deep dish pizza.
King mentioned that he lives in Edgewater. Howard said that's a white community. He said that's why he mentioned it. King laughed. Mike went off on him and said they'll take everything he's go there. Howard asked if Mike is saying that they'd take his wife and shoes in Illinois. Mike said they would have if he was out there. King said he found a good joke and now he's going to use it over again. King asked if Mike loads his own truck. Mike said he doesn't. He said he just drives the truck. He said King touched garbage for 30 years. Howard said Mike makes a good point. He said King had to touch garbage every day. King said he said to himself that he doesn't want to be surrounded by opulence all day and night. Howard asked if Mike had to touch garbage. Mike said no way.
Howard asked why King is putting the guy down for having to load his own truck. Shuli said he's looking for anything. King said he worked for $45 an hour.
Howard said he really has to leave. King asked if Mike hears beeping from a truck when he wakes up. Shuli said that's the sound a garbage truck makes. Mike said the only thing that wakes him up is the alarm or his security system. He said he sleeps just fine.
King said that this will settle it all. King asked Mike if where he lives are there cars on the street. Mike said he's not even going to answer that dumb ass question. He said 98 percent of the people who live on their block have their own driveway. Howard asked if he's asking if there are cars on the lawn. King asked if people change their own oil in their driveway. Howard said where he lived everyone did that. Robin said she still lives where people do that.
Howard said he knows what King is referring to. Mike said that when you can tell your wife what you're doing behind her back then you can call in. Howard asked Mike what he's wearing now. Mike said he has cargo pants on because he's at work. He said he has Nike ACG boots on and they're orange. King said they only come in black. The two of them argued for a minute about that.
Howard asked King what he's wearing. King said he has some Van slippers on. He said he just woke up. He said he's going to put on a Lacrosse sailor shirt on and some cologne. Shuli asked what size shirt it is. King said he's down to a 2X now. Mike laughed at that. Howard said he really has to go. King asked Mike if he has kids and a wife. Mike said he does.
Robin asked if they can end this now. She said she's bored. Howard said Mike isn't paying the man interest every month. He said that's what Mike was trying to tell him. Howard said he has to go. Howard told King to go smell his wife's panties. King said he just learned the word ''mortgage'' recently. Howard said alright. He let them both go. He said that was very interesting. Fred had a clip of King saying ''I live around Jews.'' Howard said he's sorry that Shuli had to see those videos. He said that's what he was trying to talk about. He said it was very hard to make a point. He went to break after that.
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Howard said that was some rousing argument earlier. Robin said she's drained from that. Howard took a call from a woman who said she cried at the end of the Lady Gaga concert. She won tickets from Howard to go. Howard said she flew herself in. Sarah said that's her. Howard said they're airing that concert on Howard 101 on Friday night. Howard said she won playing the Gary Phlegm game. Sarah said she ran into Gary at Whole Foods before the show. Howard asked what she was doing there. Sarah said she was at the store before the show. Howard said he gets it now. Fred played a cover of Stevie Wonder's Superstitious with Gary clearing his throat clips.
Howard said today after the show they're going to replay the Conan O'Brien podcast ''Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend'' where he interviewed him. He said that will be right after the show today.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to talk to him about his retirement. He said he's been a listener for 20 years and it breaks his heart that he might not be there. Howard said he has another year and a half there minimally. He said he's not leaving. He said then he'll evaluate his life and see how he's feeling. He said he'll talk to Robin and maybe Fred... but probably not Fred. He said he feels like Robin is almost done with the show. He said he thinks she enjoys doing the show but at the end of the day she wants to become a self help guru. Howard said she'll go and do that instead of this show. Robin said is that right. Howard said it is.
Howard said Ronnie said he's leaving at the end of this contract either way. He said he's going to be 71 when the contract ends. Robin sad he has more energy than anyone. Robin asked if that's true. Howard said that's confirmed already. He said he's interviewing people already. He said he's interviewing someone 4'11'' and 74 years old.
Howard had Ronnie come in to talk about that. Ronnie said they already talked about it. Howard said he wants a definitive answer. He asked if he's done. Ronnie said as far as he knows he's done. He said that's his plan. Howard said his plan is to replace him at the end of that time. Ronnie said yes. Robin said she can't believe it. Ronnie said there's a time when you want to lay back. Fred did his Ronnie impression and said goofed on Ronnie about that. Howard said he gets a lot of fun out of the show. Ronnie said he loves it there. He said Howard knows that. Howard said he has the car thing going and all of that. Fred did more of his Ronnie impression talking about cars and stuff.
Howard said he might get himself a young, virile 62 year old to do security for him. Ronnie said you have to do what you have to do. Robin said he'll miss it there. Ronnie said he won't be there.
Howard asked Ronnie if he's giving notice that he'll be gone by January of 2021. Ronnie said he is. He said he's going to move to Vegas. He said that's his plan. Robin said she thought Stephanie wanted to go to vet school. Ronnie said she may wait until he drops dead before doing that. Robin said she thinks that he's conserving himself for that. She said that he's burning the candle at both ends there.
Howard said he thinks Robin will become a self help guru. Robin said as long as they're doing the show then she's doing the show. She said she might do the self help thing if they're not doing the show. Howard said there you go.
Howard said he thinks they're 5 years from Robin Quivers cauliflower pizza. Robin said no way.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he'd cut his left nut off to drive someone like Howard around. Ronnie said he's been doing it for 30 years. The caller asked where he's going. Ronnie said he's not going anywhere. The caller said he has it made there. Ronnie said he never said he didn't. The caller said Ronnie has the dream job. Ronnie said he knows he does.
Howard asked what he's going to do when he retires. Ronnie said he'll sit around. Howard said he doesn't read and he doesn't have any hobbies. Robin said he'll get in his car and drive around. Howard said he might as well drive him around. Ronnie said he has a lot of friends out there.
Howard said this guy Mike says he knows more about cars than Ronnie. Howard let him talk to Ronnie. Mike said he has 3 easy questions for him to redeem himself over that Hellcat and Scat Pack thing. Ronnie said it was about the Bugatti too. He said this guy has no idea about the Bugatti. Mike said he wasn't talking to him about that.
Mike said he has 3 easy questions about symbols on a car. He asked what a 442 stands for. Ronnie said he doesn't know. Howard said Ronnie must know that. Howard said maybe they should have a trivia contest between the two. He said this guy is coming up with stuff. Ronnie said he's reading this stuff off his computer. Mike said he's not doing that.
Howard said he thinks that 442 is Ronnie's height. He asked Mike to ask another question. Mike asked what RS and SS mean on a Camaro. Ronnie said it's Rally Sport and Super Sport. He was right. Mike asked Ronnie what a 4Matic means on a Mercedes. Ronnie said it's all wheel drive. Mike said he's good this morning.
Howard let Mike go and said in honor of Mike and Ronnie how about a Ronnie phony phone call. He said they will honor his knowledge of the Hellcat and Demon. Howard played the call that Richard made to a guy who was looking for a car. Ronnie said he has a Demon Hellcat with just one seat. The guy asked why it only has one. Ronnie said it's a drag racing car. They had Ronnie arguing with the guy about different engines and cars.
Howard said Ronnie is so angry. He said he's going to be retiring in 2021. He said it won't be the same not having him there telling people to fuck off. Howard asked Fred what he'll do if he retires. Fred said he's going into the subway with his Ronnie puppet. Howard said Robin will be a self help guru.
Howard said he has Robin from the Future on the phone. He took that call and Robin from the Future was talking about how great her life is. Howard asked what she's doing. She said living in the present moment is the path to joy. The guys had Robin in front of a crowd so Howard asked them to turn that down. They did and kept playing the clips of Robin giving life advice. Robin asked where they got these quotes. Howard asked where she thinks. Howard asked Robin from the Future more life advice and the guys had Robin laugh hysterically. Howard said it breaks his heart that he wasn't the highlight of his life. He asked for some more advice. Robin from the Future just laughed.
Howard said Robin from the Future sounds a bit unhinged. Howard asked what happened to her. He asked how she got to this point. The guys had Robin reading strange quotes. Howard said he understands she married Benjy in the future. Robin laughed again.
Howard said he found Ronnie's replacement. He said he's going to drive him and be on the air with them. He said his name is Kenny. Howard took a call from the guys in the back who had Kenny saying he was 4'2'' and he's even shorter than Ronnie. He said he's dirtier than Ronnie too. He said he went down on his parents when he caught them having sex. He said he gave his mom a baby too. Howard said he can't wait for Kenny to start. Ronnie said he can't wait either. Howard said when you leave someone else better comes in. Howard said this guy says cunt even more than Ronnie. Kenny was making all kinds of weird noises like he was going down on a woman. Ronnie said he likes that guy.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that Ronnie needs to retire. She said he's a miserable fuck. She said she's very concerned for him. Ronnie said this is why he's going. He called her a cunt before Howard let her go. Howard said he has to take another break.
Ronnie asked if he mentioned he's going to Paisley Park. Howard said he's doing a race again so he tried to sneak that plug in. Ronnie said he's doing that Gold Rush Rally. He said he's flying to Chicago tomorrow and Thursday he'll be doing that. He said tomorrow he may be with Kurt Busch. He said they have 2 cars they're running. Howard asked why people would go to this. He said if he's driving in the car then how do people see them. Ronnie said they go into different cities. He said it's a charity event. Howard said alright then. Ronnie said on Thursday night they'll be stopping at Paisley Park for dinner. Howard said if Prince knew that this was going on he would have written up a will. Howard said the body is barely cold and the family is doing everything Prince hated. Ronnie said the place looks like an office building. He said it's really weird.
Howard asked when the race ends. Ronnie said it's on Sunday night. Howard asked how you win. Ronnie said you don't really win. He said they finish in Austin, Texas. He said he needs some time away from driving in New York City. He said it's worse than ever in the city. Robin said they keep chasing the traffic patterns there. Ronnie said they take lanes away for things. He said they have parking in the middle of the street now. Howard said he almost got hit by a bicycle the other day.
Howard asked what's up with the road rally. He said that they said Ronnie was the slowest driver last year. Ronnie said they were in traffic last year from Boston to New York.
Howard said to relax he's going to do radio in a bunch of different cities around the country from Chicago to Austin. He spent a minute talking to him about that and then went to break.
Howard came back and said that's his man Beetlejuice. He said he loves when he sings. Robin said that might be his best. Howard said he likes Bad as Can. He played some of that. Robin said this one has a better beat.
Howard said he saw that Bob Lefsetz got hired there at Sirius. He said he has a show today that has songs that you just can't stand to listen to. He said that's on Lefsetz Live at 7pm. Howard said his song is Rush's ''Sprit of Radio.'' Robin said he's hurting Jon Hein with that. Howard said Jon's mom is really hot. Robin said she is. She said she has met her before. Robin said she went to one of his kid's bat mitzvahs. Howard said he would never go to that.
Howard said he was shocked to meet Jon's mom and see that she was so attractive. Howard asked if she was the hot mom in the neighborhood. Jon said she was very pretty. Howard said she doesn't even look that old. Jon said she had him young. Howard asked if she was 15. Jon said his parents married young and she had him young. Howard asked how old she was. Jon said he has to think about that. He said she was in her early 20s. Howard said she's very thin. He said it reminded him of Jon's wife. He said his wife has a good body and his mom does too. Jon said his wife and mom are very healthy and exercise. He said they do the opposite of what he does. Howard asked if his friends beat off to her. Jon said he's not sure about that.
Howard said he had a friend who had a hot mom. He said he went to his house and this kid asked if he wanted to fuck her. He said yes and then the guys laughed and he told him it was his mom. He said he knew his mom was hot. Jon said none of his friends hit on his mom as far as he knows.
Howard said someone sent a note about Jon getting upset when guys mention that to him. Jon said that everyone who came to the bat mitzvah saw her there. Robin said she had a nice form fitting dress when she was there. Howard asked if she was showing off her titties. Robin said it showed what it shows.
Howard said he heard his mom is an artist. Jon said she has painted for a long time. Howard said artists are very free. He said not a lot of bras are worn. He asked if she painted without a bra. Jon said she has a very artistic side. He said his dad did very well so she was stuck home with the kids. Jon said she was into Yoga and she's been a vegetarian for a long time. He said she went to a school for painting for a little while too.
Howard said he was always that guy who was there to console women if their dad died or something. He said he had to find a way in. He said he looked for people who were grief stricken. He asked Jon if he would let him be his step dad. Jon said come on in.
Howard said the hottest chick he ever dated ended up at a mental institution. Robin laughed. Howard said he's not joking about that.
Howard said Benjy is such a weirdo. He said Jon lost his father and he liked the guy. Jon said he had a good dad. He said his dad ran a computer leasing firm in the 80s and 90s. He said he retired in his 50s. Howard said good for him. Robin said he enjoyed a good long retirement. Jon said they wondered what he was going to do and he found plenty to do. He said he was very content. He said he enjoyed his retirement. Howard said he must have been a good looking guy to get his mom. Jon said he was a good looking man.
Howard said he saw pictures of Jon when he was younger and he was good looking when he loses some weight. Howard asked how Jon is doing. Jon said it's tough. He said he has good and bad days. He said his dad went pretty quick. He said he got leukemia and lasted 10 months. He said he's trying not to dwell upon it. Howard said when his dad passes he's not going to be all that choked up. Robin said she hardly had a relationship with her dad so she wasn't broken up at all. Howard said he doesn't recall her crying one bit. Robin said she didn't miss anything.
Howard said Jon's family was welcoming friends and family and they had a food truck outside. He said that was a cool idea. He said you could go out and get food out of the truck. Jon said they were making the funeral plans and his dad hated the regular funeral kind of thing. Jon said at the Shiva they decided to do something different. He said they wanted to do something that his dad would have liked. He said they wanted it to be a fond remembrance.
Howard said Gary drove up to Jon's mom's house out on Long Island. He said it was one of the worst traffic days to drive. He said it took like 3 1/2 hours to get there. Robin said some people do that every day. Howard said Gary made the blunder of giving Benjy a ride. He said he got car sick in the car and he was making noises. He did an impression of that. Howard asked why he would get in the car if he gets car sick.
Howard said the best thing is that Benjy went to the funeral service for Jon's father, Peter Hein, and the food truck was there. He said Benjy announced that he's vegan and he can't eat anything from the truck. He said 5 minutes later Benjy was eating a hot dog. Howard said Benjy is so full of shit.
Jon came in and said that Benjy was vegan for about 5 minutes. Howard asked Benjy why he didn't just say no thank you and not make an announcement. Gary said he heard Benjy ate fruit the whole time and then he ate the hot dog. Howard said stop telling people you're a vegan. Benjy said that's not what he said. Howard said Gary heard that. Jon said he was told that.
Benjy said there was a real nice guy there with the food cart. He said he was told that they were really good and he said no thanks. He said the guy kept saying that he'd be so happy if he tried them. Benjy said he told him he was vegan and he kept saying it so he was recovering and he decided to try one. Robin asked what he was recovering from. Benjy said the car ride.
Howard said Benjy was demanding the vegetarian dish at his wedding. Benjy said he was asked what he wanted so he said vegan. Howard said he's not a vegan. Benjy said he's mostly vegan. Howard said he occasionally skips a meal with meat or fish.
Howard asked if Benjy notice that Jon's mom was hot. Benjy said he did but he didn't hit on her or anything. Howard asked how awful that would be if he found out that Benjy was his new dad. Howard did his Benjy impression talking to Jon about how he net his mom.
Jon said the other thing that day was that it was the day Benjy was in there with Richard and Sal. He said people would come in and ask if he heard what had gone on. Howard said he went to the funeral too. He said Jon walked up to him and said he heard he missed an unbelievable show. He said he told him about Sal, Richard and Benjy. Howard said that was really funny that day. He said he should have let him keep going until he almost finished off Richard.
Benjy said he didn't think they'd go through with it. Howard said he thinks Benjy is gay. Benjy said he doesn't think he is. Howard said he thinks he his and it's not a bad thing. Benjy said he has no feeling for men like he does for women. Howard asked if he would kiss Richard's penis. Benjy said for the right moment he might.
Benjy said he as no sexual desire for men. Howard said fine. He said he had the worst fear that he was going to hit on Jon's mom. He said she's super attractive. Benjy asked if he really thinks he would do that at the funeral. Howard said it could happen with him.
Howard asked when Benjy got laid last. Benjy said it's been a year or so. He said he feels very fat and he feels unattractive. He said he's embarrassed. Robin said he went on a tear before. Howard said he must have lost his mojo. Benjy said he's going to be really skinny in a few months. Howard said he doesn't know about that. He said he saw him around the food truck.
Howard said speaking of hot dogs he has Jon Hein audio book clips on the phone. He took the call and the guys played clips of Jon talking about hot dogs. They had clips of him from his audio book. Howard said this was actually a book. Jon said he's hoping that Howard hangs up on him. Howard let the clips play a little ore and then hung up.
Jon said his dad loved going to Nathan's. He said he was tough too. He said they were all in his castle.
Howard took a call from Apples who said that he wore a white jacket yesterday and it was outside the norm. Howard said his wife said the same thing. Apples asked if he wore it for Joe. Howard said he didn't wear it for Joe. He said he forgot Joe was even coming in. He said he figured he could lighten up a bit with that color. Apples said that he should wear that and take a picture of Benson the cat with it. Howard said this guy is out of his mind. He hung up on him and said Benson has a home now.
Howard asked Benjy what he thinks about this swinging stuff. Benjy said he has gone to those things before. He said it was years ago. He said it seems like fun to have sex with someone you really like or love. He was starting to annoy Howard so he cut him off and kicked him out of the studio.
Howard said Benjy is not a vegan. Benjy said he is as much as Howard is. Howard said he's not a vegan. He said he doesn't eat meat but he eats fish. He said he's a Pescetarian. They played Benjy out of the studio with a song parody.
Howard played a bunch of quick clips of various Baba Booey song parodies from over the years. He said this is what you'll hear on Howard 100 on the 4th. He had all kinds of various songs. He said there are a million of them. He said it's endless Baba Booey songs. They had TV show theme songs and parodies of regular songs. Howard said it's a toothypalooza. Howard said Gary said the name wouldn't live on.
Howard said if you haven't heard Booey 100 before then try it on the 4th. He said they have celebrities picking their favorite songs too. He said they have Seth Rogen, Jimmy Kimmel, Sammy Hagar, Dana Carvey and more. He played some of the Dana Carvey clip.
Howard said they're some of the greatest songs of all time just dumbed down. Howard said Jason Bonham even gave his favorite song. He played a clip of Jason introducing some Led Zeppelin themed song parodies.
Howard said that's a whole weekend of that coming up. He said some people can only take 5 minutes of that but some listen all weekend. He said he can't treat it as background. He said he puts it on every year and he has to listen because it's so stupid. He said they have world premieres of new songs. Howard asked who the guy from OAR is. He said it's Mark Roberge. He said he did his own version of The Downeaster Booey. Howard played some of that and said it's great. Robin said it's amazing. Howard said this guy went into a studio with a band to do this.
Howard said he loves that Billy Joel song. He said he always asks Billy to add that to the set list. He said he gets the chills from the song.
Howard said Jason is going to barbecue to Booey 100. Jason said the smoker will be running for 12 hours and he'll have Booey 100 running too.
Howard said the New York City Choir recorded a new song. He said Gary was there and he really got into the song. He said the video is up on the app. He said that it's interesting to watch Gary watching them do it. Howard played some of them singing the Baba Booey song parody. Howard said you have to see Gary watching them. He said this is on Howard 100 on July 4th and 5th. He said it's two whole days.
Robin asked if it's non stop. Howard said it is. Gary said he's told they have many hundreds of songs. Howard said he was told there are 9 billion. He said there are more world premiere songs that will be coming up. He had a montage of more songs that will be played. He said you get the idea.
Howard said these are all world premieres. He said what a way to honor independence day. Robin said this is like old time radio. She said you get every genre of music. Howard said that's what they were thinking. He said it's like Toothstock. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard asked Fred to name another song that was remade and done better than the original. Fred said ''All Along the Watchtower'' by Jimi Hendrix. He also said Van Halen's cover of ''You Really got Me.'' He was lost after that.
Howard said he liked when Bon Jovi did this song at the birthday show. Robin said that was great too. Howard said if you listen carefully you can hear Benjy helping out Joe Cocker. Fred played Benjy screaming over the song.
Howard said what about that Lefsetz thing. He asked Fred what song he has to turn off when it comes on the radio. Howard said he thinks it's ''Spirit of Radio'' by Rush. Fred said he's trying to think of a shitty song. He said he thinks it might be Leo Sayer songs. He said that and the Bee Gees when they went disco.
Howard said he doesn't get Phish. He said he can't listen to that. He said their fans are so fucking devoted. Howard said he thinks they had a Phish-Fest recently. Robin laughed. Howard said he's not joking. He said they really did. Howard said he just doesn't get that music. He said they call it psychedelic improvisational rock. Howard played some of their stuff. Howard said Jason became a big fan since October. Robin said that makes sense because he's high all the time. She said he has no idea what he's listening to. Howard said they do say that this stuff is better when you cut off the supply of oxygen to your brain.
Jason came in and said he enjoys this type of music. He said he loves jam music but he wasn't into Phish. He said he went to a concert on November 1st and it blew his mind. Howard said he must have been doing weed. Jason said he does it before every concert.
Howard said they went to a show at Madison Square Garden and they didn't repeat a song over the course of a few days. Howard played a clip of Steve Nowicki asking some Phish fans questions there at the concert. This guy was crying over a song called Harpua. Howard said he has to hear that song. He played it and it sounded like a song parody. Jason said he's not defending that song. He didn't know the song and said he's not a fan of it.
Howard said part of the culture of the band is that the fans get really fucked up. Jason said that the guys were talking about doing whip its and he's not into that. He said the high only lasts 60 seconds. Jason said he's only into natural drugs that grow in the ground.
Howard said they fill up balloons and give out the nitrous oxide for people. Howard said just listen to this guy who just took a hit. Howard played a clip of a guy talking right after taking a couple of hits. The guy was speaking really slow with a deep voice.
Howard said maybe they should go to this. Robin said no. Howard put an effect on his voice and did an impression of that guy speaking slow. Jason said by the time you get to your seat the high is over.
Howard said the fans were also on LSD. He said they found a guy who made zero sense. Howard played a clip and it was a woman talking about nonsense. Howard said he's not sure if that's LSD or too much Oprah.
Howard said their guys found some guys on mushrooms too. He played a clip of their producers talking to some Phish fans who were on mushrooms. He said they started arguing about if Phish was the best band in the world. The two people were arguing about it. The guy said he smuggles the mushrooms in with the woman's tits.
Jason said there are a lot of women at Phish concerts. Howard said Robin should go. Robin said she will not go. She said the musical sound is horrible. Howard said they could smuggle in a whole pharmacy under her breasts.
Howard said this guy says he was sniffing some kind of powder. He said he was falling in love with their producer. He played a clip of the guy talking about the concert and about sniffing some powder. Another guy said he loved the producer. Jason said that's a big thing with Phish. Howard said that guy hated them and then loved them. Jason said they immediately dissect the show when they're done. He said it's either the best or the worst show they've ever done.
Howard said he's not into their music but you have to admire them with such passionate fans. He said check out Phish radio on channel 29.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a medical fact about the whip its they're doing. He said it kills a lot of brain cells and it explains why they can enjoy such crappy music.
Howard said he thinks that Jason likes it because he likes getting high. Jason said he gets high at every concert.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has gone to 2 dozen shows. He said they're a great improv show. He said they took up where the Grateful Dead left off. Howard asked how you know they're improv. Jason said they just make up the playlist. The caller said he doesn't think they rehearse. Howard told him to listen to the Phish channel. The caller said he has done that instead of buying tickets to a show.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she's from Saratoga and she's wondering if Jason is coming to the show. Jason said he would like to but he's not sure when it is. He said he'll look it up. Jason said the audience tends to be pretty thin. He said he stands out at the shows.
Jason said he was at a concert and this woman sat in her seat the entire time looking at her arm with a black light. He said that's how high she was. He said she was very attractive. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard said he'll get to Brent's wild weekend tomorrow. He said he doesn't want to get into it right now. He said he doesn't want to do that.
Howard said he saw an article in the paper about Michael Jackson and if it's okay to like him now. Robin said she's going to do a story about him today. Howard said in that case it's time for news. He played her into it with a song parody. Howard said that one was sent in by Dong Lennon.
Howard said some people are good at making money. He said this guy Carl Icahn is good at picking the right things. He said he made $500 million yesterday doing something. He said some guys are just good with that. Howard read the article about the merger that was going to happen. He said he zoned out in the middle of it. He said he just wants to know how to make that kind of money in a day. He said these guys know. Robin said this is what that show Billions is about. Howard said he should watch that. He said he tried watching it in the beginning. He said he likes Paul Giamatti. He said he got to act with that guy. He said Paul called him the other day and he tried calling him back but he never got to talk to him. He said he called twice. Robin said he's trying. Howard said it was good acting with Paul. He said the guy knew his lines and he was doing it. He said he was incredible. Howard said he never met that guy he played but he was just like him.
Howard read some feedback about Joe Namath's interview yesterday. He had a bunch of comments about the interview. He had some feedback about other things they talked about yesterday. He said a lot of gay and straight people wrote in about the anti gay ministries that are out there. Howard said that's why they need gay pride month. Howard said our country has a long way to go. Even with race. Robin said it's not 1940. Howard said it is in a way. He said he'll tell her why he feels that way. Robin said Condoleeza Rice gave a speech and people were saying that to her. Robin said she grew up in Alabama in the 1960s.
Howard said he has a personal story to tell. He said it was in USA Today. He said Beth's brother was married to a woman and they had two kids. He said they're divorced now but he still considers her his sister in law. Howard said she has two older kids and she remarried. He said she married a black guy and they live in Arizona. He said the woman is a medical doctor and she's a brilliant woman. He said he was always a fan. He said her name Lisa Sproat. He said the new husband wanted to have kids so they adopted. He said they adopted a black child. Howard said this was just in the news last week. He said they found on their door a sign that said ''Go back to Africa Negros.'' Howard said you know how they must have felt. Howard said this kid had a horrible background and they saved his life by adopting him. He said now it's ''Go back to Africa Negros.'' Robin said it was just one sign. Howard said he knows that. Robin said it's bad but not that bad. Howard said it's bad. Robin said they are saying we have turned back the clock but we have not. Howard said he's telling her that they have a long way to go. Robin said there are bad things that happen because of race. Howard said that's right.
Howard said he was so bummed out. He said he had to put up with this shit. He said they are affected by this. He said they held a rally there in Arizona. He said imagine how fucking weird you have to be to make a sign like that. He said they must have snuck out in the middle of the night to stick it on their door. He said you have to be pretty fucked up to spend your day like that. He said he was upset and his wife was upset. He said Lisa went out and organized a rally to show some support. Robin said it shows something about the person that they had to sneak around to do it. Howard said maybe Lisa will run for office or something. He said the kids have been through enough. He said it's just too much. Robin said you have to be able to cope with the world you're in. She said you can't customize it. Howard said she's right about that.
Howard read some feedback about Tan Mom calling into the show yesterday. He had a few comments about that. Howard said the fans also appreciated Shuli in the studio when Tan Mom was on.
Howard read some feedback about Sour Shoes calling in doing his Gary impression. He had some feedback about Gary's love tape anniversary too.
Robin started her news with a story about Joe Namath's interview making the news yesterday. She said they picked up on him naming Tom Brady as the greatest quarterback ever. Howard asked how you can't. Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that interview was great and it was all over. She asked what the news is going to do when Howard retires. Howard said it was mentioned that Robin should be dating Joe. Howard asked Robin if she gave that any thought. Robin said she's not interested in dating. Mariann said she watched him interviewing him 4 times. She said she's going to buy his book.
Robin read a story about Michael Jackson and how it's the 10th anniversary of his death. Robin said people are wondering if they should be celebrating or ignoring it all. Howard said Robin is opinionated about this. He asked if we are allowed to be fans. Robin said there are some diehard fans. She said you have to take into account that there are many reasons not to like him. Howard asked how you can listen to Pretty Young Thing. Robin said she thought that was supposed to be about a girl. Howard said he's not sure. Robin had some of his song ''Thriller'' for Howard to play. Howard said he doesn't get this song. He said this song is one that he'd turn off if it came on the radio. Howard said we will never know if he was really a child molester.
Robin read more about Michael Jackson who called himself the ''King of Pop.'' Howard said he called himself the King of All Media as a goof because Michael called himself the King of Pop. Robin had some audio clips of Michael for Howard to play. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he just loves the interview he did with Joe Namath. He said he thinks it was so on point. Howard said he's very kind.
Howard said he was thinking about all of the meetings he has today. He said he wasn't able to sleep last night. He said maybe tomorrow they can go through his briefcase to see what's in there. He said it weighs a ton. He said it's leather and made by John Varvatos. He said he gave it to him. He said tomorrow they'll empty it and figure out what he doesn't need in it. Howard said Richard had a backpack thing going on. He said he doesn't want to deal with that though.
Robin read a story about Alice Cooper. Howard said he loves Alice. He played some of his music. Robin said people were talking because in an interview he may have said he and his wife have a death pact. Robin said they've been together for like 43 years. Robin said that Alice is saying that if one dies then they'll just always be together and he doesn't have a suicide pact. Howard said he thought it was so romantic that Beth would say to him that if he dies she doesn't want to go on living. He said the last couple of years he hasn't heard her say that. Robin laughed and said she's picturing the funeral. Howard said he has it in his will that she has to be buried with him. Howard said he doesn't think she wants to go with him though.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she just went through a horrible situation and she loves the show because it helps her get through her days. She said they're always with them and she has to say thank you. Howard said he might look good if he gives her a book. He said he's going to autograph one for her. Howard asked what happened to her. The caller said that she was at work one morning and one of the workers came in and grabbed her ass and smashed his face against her and rubbed his boner against her. She said it was horrifying. She said that she sees what is happening with these other women out there. Howard said nothing seems to happen with cases like this. Robin said we don't know what to do with some of these cases. She said that sometimes they don't have the date and information about it.
Howard asked the caller, Rachel, what she wants written. She gave him something but Howard and Robin wanted to change it. Howard said he's not going to write what Robin wants. Howard said she wanted him to say ''fuck him.'' He said Robin is making too much sense over there. Howard said how about writing ''Robin says racism is over.'' Robin said she didn't say that. Rachel said she doesn't care what Howard writes. Howard put her on hold and said he'll write something. He said he'll write ''Men suck.'' Robin said he can't write that either. She said not all men suck. Howard said he'll come up with something positive.
Robin read a story about Mick Jagger going back on the road with the Rolling Stones. Robin said they're saying that Mick was all over the place dancing and he's back to normal. Robin said he's 75 years old and running around on stage. Howard said Mick is fine. He said he's in amazing shape.
Robin asked where you get your intelligence from. Howard said that's a good question. He said it must be genetic. He said he's not all that bright so he doesn't want to say. He said he's not smart enough. He said he blames his mother for not breast feeding him. He said he has said that to her too. He did his impression of his mother talking about that being the biggest regret of her life. Robin said Howard is right that you get your intelligence from your mother. Howard asked who says that. Robin said some researchers say that. She said that the intelligence comes from the X chromosome and the woman has 2. Robin said you get it from your mother.
Robin said they say that mothers who nag have more successful children. Howard said his mother nagged him all the time. He said she would gilt him all the time in front of his friends too. He went back into his mother's voice and talked about how he had to dress the way he would if he was going to meet the governor.
Howard took a call from a woman, Jackie, who said she wants to thank the show and Robin for comments she made about Ellen and the abuse she took. She said that she feels less alone because her mother was a serial killer. Howard said it's very rare for a woman to be a serial killer. Robin said not anymore. Jackie said her mother had 5-8 victims. She said that her girlfriend was involved in it and she helped. She said that she's up for parole soon. She said she does want her to get out. She said there are a lot of red flags that come up with her but she's not sure if that's perception from the ''experts'' or not. Robin asked how old she was. She said she was 8 when she went to jail. She's 39 now. Howard asked what she did. Jackie said that she suffocated some people in a nursing home. She said her lover did the suffocation while her mom did the lookout. Howard asked if she visited her all these years. Jackie said she did until she was 21.
Jackie said there was no evidence to prove that it was suffocation. She said it was all based on what her mom said in court. Howard said if he was on the Bachelorette he'd be a little nervous about this story. He said Jackie did nothing wrong but he'd be worried about it. Howard asked what the killing was for. Jackie said it was not a mercy killing. She said it was for fun apparently.
Howard asked if Jackie is married. She said she is but no kids. Howard asked if she would want her mom coming around. Jackie said that she's going to live with her sister and she won't be back in Michigan. Howard asked how she got caught. Jackie said she told her dad and he turned her in after 14 months of knowing. Howard said he took 14 months huh? Jackie said her dad is pretty disturbed as well. She said she thinks that he wanted her back and he took her to Vegas shortly before he turned her in. He said he may have thought that they'd get back together and that didn't work out so he turned her in. Jackie said that his therapist also told him to get his story straight because he had some conflicting information.
Howard asked why she's getting out and the other woman isn't. Jackie said the other woman got life and her mom took a plea deal. Howard said the girlfriend must be pissed. Robin said thank god she isn't getting out.
Howard asked if her mom is hot. Jackie said she's tall and she has a beautiful face. Howard asked if they were lipstick lesbians. Jackie said she's not sure about that. Howard said he needs to know so he can make a movie out of this. Jackie said her mom looked like Kate Kapshaw. Howard asked if Jackie is hot. She said of course she is.
Howard asked how they picked who would live and die. Jackie said they picked based on suffering. Howard said they just randomly picked them then. Jackie said they tried to spell murder with their victims. Howard asked what she means by that. He asked if they were going by the initials. Jackie said it got too difficult because they weren't able to find someone with a U. Robin said that she'd be very careful about letting her in her life. Howard said proceed with caution. Jackie thanked Robin for talking about Ellen and talking about her own mother. Howard said he'd hide his pillows if she's around. He asked what she's wearing now. Jackie laughed. Howard asked if she's nude right now. She said she kind of is. Howard said he knew it. She said she loves this. Howard said they just looked up the story and found that they were called the Lethal Lovers. Jackie said her mom's name is Kathy Wood. She mentioned the other woman was Gwendolyn Graham. Howard asked if anyone has optioned this yet. Jackie said she's writing. Howard said imagine your mother was a serial killer. He asked if her dad remarried. Jackie said he did but it was just for a couple of years. She said that he was a despicable person. She said they were very close but it was very dysfunctional. Howard said he's glad Robin helped her. He said it would have been better if he helped. He said he has to see if he can get in on this. Robin gave Howard some advice on what to say to Jackie. Howard asked if that helped. Jackie said it did. Howard thanked her for the call. He said maybe he should give her a book too. Jackie gasped. Howard said maybe he can write ''Your mom's a douche...'' Jackie said that would be amazing. Howard said he doesn't need her mom seeing that. He said maybe he can write ''sorry your mom was a serial killer.'' Howard said he'll get her something. He put her on hold.
Robin read a story about a woman who was playing chicken with her car and ran over her 3 year old.
Robin read a story about Joe Biden's son Hunter and how he had a relationship with his sister in law after his brother died. Howard said we have to keep that on the down low if Joe runs for President. Robin said Hunter broke up with the sister in law and then married a south African woman after just a few weeks. Robin said he's also being sued by a woman who wants child support from him. Robin said they're not sure when this could have happened with all of other stuff going on.
Robin read a story about The View and how they're getting a lot of attention lately. Robin said there were some pictures that Bella Thorne release don Twitter because she had been hacked and she released them to take back her power. Robin said Whoopi weighed in on that story on The View. Robin had some audio of Whoopi saying that she never should have taken those pictures. She said they go into the cloud once you take them. Whoopi said your age does not matter. Robin said Bella heard and she wrote a tweet about Whoopi and did a video tweet. She had some audio of Bella responding. She was crying and telling Whoopi she feels really bad about herself after that. Howard said she is so hot. Bella said that it was terrible thinking on Whoopi's part. She said that she doesn't want to go on The View and be talked down to like that by older women. Robin said then Bella said ''Shame on your Whoopi.'' She had some audio of that too. Howard said it's good that someone is getting that worked up over The View. He said he thinks she's blowing it out of context. He said Whoopi was just saying that if you take the pictures then they can get out there. Robin said Bella released them herself to take her power back. Howard said everyone is right. He said everyone wins that way. Howard said it is a good reminder that it's best not to take the pictures if you don't want people to see them. Robin said that people have the right to their lives and relationships. Howard said right. Robin said that picture is something she owns. She said they can't publish them without her permission so that is theft. Howard said it is but you have to think of the criminal mind. Howard said he doesn't take dick pics because someone will hack it and take them.
Robin read a story about this E. Jean Carroll book that's out that has stories about the horrible men that she's met. Robin said that there's a culture out there where men think they have the right to put their hands on women. Robin said that's what the book is all about. Robin had some audio of E. Jean Carroll talking about what happened with her and Donald Trump. Robin said Trump said he doesn't know this woman and she's not his type anyway. Robin had more audio of Carroll talking about what happened. Howard said that's a heavy story.
Robin read a story about Sarah Sanders showing up on her father's show over the weekend. Robin said she's stepping down as press secretary. Robin had some audio of Sarah on her father's show on TBN. Sarah said she felt like it was the best personal decision she could make to leave. She said it was great working for the President for 3 and a half years. Robin said she won't say who she won't miss from the press. Robin had some audio of her talking about that.
Robin read a story about Oprah Winfrey talking about possibly rebooting her TV show. Robin had some audio of Oprah talking about that. Howard said it doesn't sound like she's going to do it. He said she has a whole network to put it on.
Robin read a story about a woman who woke up on an Air Canada jet alone in the dark. Robin said this woman was missed while she was sleeping in her seat. She said the plane wasn't even at a gate. She said it was parked and she had no light so she had to use her phone to get up to the cockpit. She found a door and she had to jump down to the ground from the door. She said it was like 40 feet. Robin said Air Canada is trying to figure out how that happened. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard was about to end the show when he saw that Bobo was on the phone wondering if he can visit the studio.
Robin said she's not sure she wanted to give a date. Howard said it's going to be brief if he comes in. He picked up on Bobo and Bobo said that's fine. Howard told him they'd set it up. Howard ended the show around 11:25am.
Howard started the show talking about how he's having a big meeting and the show interrupted it. Robin said he started his day off with a meeting. Howard said he's going to bring the boys in today to go through the computer. He said they have a new name for that called ''Show Us Your Package.'' He said this is when they clear out the computer. He said he used to say cleaning out the computer but now it's Show Us Your Package. Robin said she's listening to Howard talking to Conan and now he's coming up with this. Howard said the best way to promote the book (Howard Stern Comes Again) was to say he was a mature man. He said he's like Charlie Rose without the harassment or like Oprah. He said truth be told he changed for that and then went back to being an asshole again.
Howard said thanks to Conan for letting them play that podcast. Howard said he's always been a bit of an actor. He said his psychiatrist tells him that. He said he does believe that when he was being interviewed by Conan he was that guy. He said he can be that guy but then he can fart on someone's head too. He said he can tell that guy is full of shit. He said he really doesn't know who he is. He said sometimes he's a good guy and sometimes he's not. Robin asked about Fred. Howard said Fred is always good.
Howard took a call from a woman who had a deep voice so he asked if she's a man or a trans. Jennifer said no but Howard put his voice changer on and did an impression of it. Jennifer raised her voice up for him. Howard asked if she pees sitting down or standing up. She laughed. Howard asked if he's the first to ask her that. She said she's never been told that before.
Howard asked if she has a clitoris longer than 6 inches. She laughed. Fred did his Herman Munster voice for her. Jennifer was laughing along with them. Howard asked what he can do for her. Jennifer said she loves them so much. Howard said he does that laugh that Fred does and he has them cracking up. He said he will do the feminine voice and then go deep. Fred did more of that for him. Howard said he should come over and do that for his kids.
Jennifer told Howard that she thinks he is that guy on Conan. She said he was great with Ed Bradley too. Howard said he tuned into that Conan interview this morning. He said he was wondering who this dude is. He said he was listening and realized it was him. He said they got pretty serious. Howard said it took a second to recognize himself.
Jennifer asked how it felt being interviewed. Howard said Conan is a really good interviewer. He said he remembers getting up after talking for like 2 hours and he was really engaged. He said they had a good discussion. He said he felt really good about Conan. He said he got an A+ from him. Robin said he keeps talking about feeling close to him. She said he never does anything about it. Howard said maybe he's a big phony with him too. He said maybe that's his on air personality. Jennifer said no in a deep voice. Howard and Fred did their impressions of her again.
Howard took a call from Jennifer's sister Stacy which was one of the guys in the back doing an impression of her deep voice. Howard spent a minute talking to her about her deep voice.
Jennifer asked Howard if she can send her book in. Howard hung up on her before she could finish asking. Howard said please don't send in your books. He said he can't do that.
Howard said the book company wanted him to release the book at Christmas but they put it out 2 years later around Father's day. He said he had to get the book right though. He said they put it out for Father's day instead of Christmas. He said they really wanted it out for Christmas.
Howard said maybe he can push the book for Christmas in October. He said he told Bill Maher that he'd do his show if he gets out to California. He said he meant it but he doesn't know when he'll go out to L.A. He said he will definitely do Bill's show. He said his people are calling now. He said his show is so good. He said he was watching his New Rules from this week and it was really funny. He said his agent told him they're getting a lot of calls from them. He said they're going back to doing it live in August and September. Howard said he talked to Beth about it and they may go out in October. He said he wants to take time off from work but if he goes out there he'll be working.
Robin said she knows people who are conscientious about work and still have fun. Howard said he read about Steve Dunleavy and he was a big drinker apparently. He said that he read about the guy and he would go out and get drunk. Howard said he read the Cindy Adams column. He said he didn't know much about Steve but he did a lot of stuff in his career. He said he got a lot of interviews and he was really good. He said most of the writing about him is that he was a class a 1 drunk.
Howard said Steve died and the people at the NY Post are sad about it. He said he was a character that they liked. He said that he can't be like that guy. He said he didn't go to the Lady Gaga concert because he had to work the next day. He said if he was like Steve he would have gone to that concert and passed out on the bed and shit himself and then walked into work with his underwear full of shit.
Howard said he wasn't built for fun. Robin said Seinfeld can go out and do his thing and do other things. Howard said his career isn't built the same way. He said Jerry seems to have a better balance. Howard said he has a bad time whatever he does. He said he has no balance. He said he doesn't have a good time anywhere. He said he thinks about going home to work instead. He said no matter who he's with he's thinking about work.
Robin said she has seen pictures of Jerry out being a regular dad. She said Howard doesn't do that. Howard said there are pictures of him being a regular dad. He doesn't put them out though. He said he's good at one thing and that's coming to work. He said he shows up and does his job and then goes home and waits to work again.
Howard said he didn't go to Lady Gaga's show but they will be playing it on Howard 101. He said Gary said there wasn't one bad song in the concert. Howard and Fred did an impression of Gary talking about the concert and mentioning Clive Davis over and over. Howard said he kept mentioning Clive Davis when he talked to him about the concert. He said Gary saw Clive Davis and Ron Delsner there. Fred kept mentioning Clive Davis when he did his Gary impression. Howard said he didn't stop mentioning Clive Davis. Fred kept doing the impression.
Howard said his wife said that concert was the best she ever saw. He said she doesn't go to many but she really did like that one. He said she's a tough critic. He said she'll get up and walk out of a movie if she's not into it.
Howard said on July 4 and 5 they'll be playing Booey 100 with all of the Baba Booey song parodies.
Howard said he said they work near Rockefeller Center. Robin said that's right. Howard said he can see that from where they are. He said he knows they're in the McGraw Hill building.
Robin said she remembers walking with Howard once and she asked if he knew where they were and he said no. They were right across from their building. Howard said he doesn't like that about himself.
Howard said humans are able to move around and know where they are but he doesn't have that. He said he can't do anything but broadcast. He said everything he does is a diaster. He said that he likes having a driver.
Howard said he got upset with Robin because he was stuck in the car yesterday and he wanted to watch the new Predator. He said it wasn't on iTunes. He said he spent a half hour looking for it. Robin said she thought it was there. Howard said he can't watch it in the car if he doesn't download it. Robin said you go online and create a hot spot and stream it. Howard said if it's a movie and it's for sale you have to buy it. Robin said yes but you can stream it. Howard said he has to buy it. Robin said you can do it in the car. Howard said he knows that but he has to be able to find the movie. Howard asked how she got Predator. He said he saw the reviews and they were bad. Robin said you can't believe them. Howard said he wasn't able to find the movie.
Howard said the movie is called The Predator. Robin said it's from 2018. Howard said nothing came up.
Gary told Howard the movie is on HBO. Robin said that's right. Howard said she should have told him that. He said he can see it for free. He said get over there now so he can punish her. Fred said you can also buy it on Amazon.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thought yesterday's show was so great. He said the flow was great. He said they had two women call and one was in tears for having a boner thrust into her and the other one had a mother who was a serial killer. Howard said that's what's great about the Conan interview. He said you hear him as an intellectual and then you tune into the show and hear him asking the woman whose mother was a serial killer if she's hot.
Howard said yesterday's show was good. He said he told Beth about the woman who called in about the serial killer mom. He said it blew Beth's mind when he told her the story. He said the woman told them that her mom and the other woman were trying to spell murder with the initials of the people they killed. Howard said he should have optioned that movie. He said he could do something like Ben Stiller did.
The caller said those people at the nursing home didn't have that sixth sense to flee from the murderers. Howard said imagine you're in a nursing home and that's going on. He said you have some nice nurses and then they ask what your name is and it starts with an M and they just kill you. He said then the person is in a struggle for their life. Robin said it was weird that they found it erotic. Howard said maybe they went down on each other right after the killing.
The caller wondered if they did it at night. Howard said he thinks they had time to go down on each other. He said it seems like no one was checking on anyone. He said even Wendy the Slow Adult gets her diaper checked multiple times a day. He said he should have asked if they had sex with the body in the room. Robin said they did use it as a sexual turn on. She said maybe they talked about it at home.
Howard let the caller go. He said that was some story yesterday. He said the positive was that they thought Robin's mom was bad but then they heard that story. He said she wasn't so bad compared to that woman.
Howard said he's going to bring the guys in today. He said Bobo is out there too. He asked Gary if he has talked to him. Gary said he has not. Howard said Bobo's fantasy is to give them his hair system. He said no one wants to touch it. He said it caused welts on his head. Howard said he's not going anywhere near it. Howard said Bobo wants them to have it though. He said it's sealed in the other room. He said Bobo is wearing a cap today to hide his head until he's in there. Howard said they were thinking he should come in with a bag over his head and do an unveiling. He said maybe they can do that. He said they'll have him come in next. He said find a bag and put it over his head.
Howard said Bobo thinks if he comes in there that it won't be shocking once people see him. He said he thinks he's famous and people will expect him to have hair. Robin said only 3 people showed up when he was in that parking lot last week. Howard said that's right. He said they'll get him in there after the break.
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Howard came back and said that's Soundgarden playing. Fred played Brent saying ''super steamy'' and things like that.
Howard said Bobo is coming in and then he's going to get to the guys who will do their ''Show Us Your Package'' thing. He said that Bobo is an Extreme superfan as he calls himself. He said he's wearing a bag over his head so he can reveal his new look. He said they were thinking of not putting eye holes in the bag.
Howard asked what the delay is. Gary said he's not sure. Bobo came in and everyone was cracking up. JD said he looks like a serial killer. Bobo said he can't see the microphone there. He said he can see out the holes but not that well. Robin said this might be the best look for him.
Howard said Bobo has been calling in for how long. Bobo said 27 years. Howard said his name isn't even Steven Bowie. He said it's Bowe. Bobo said that his last name is Bowe and he was called Bowie. He said everybody called him that. Howard asked what that is with his speech impediment. Bobo said it's his accent. Howard said that's not an accent. Fred did his impression that sounds like Elmer Fudd. Robin said she never heard anyone talk like that out there. Bobo said she just visited and didn't live there.
Howard asked Bobo if he has a job there because his jacket has a ton of SiriusXM patches on it. Bobo said he just loves the show. Gary said people would think he works there. Bobo said it's just promotion.
Howard said he's going to let Bobo take his bag off because the noise is annoying. Bobo said this is the end of an era. Howard asked if he's glad that they pushed him to get rid of it. Bobo said yes. He said everyone told him to get rid of it and the doctor scared him with the lesions thing. He said the doctor told him that it doesn't breathe. Howard said they've been down that road already.
Howard asked Bobo to take his bag off. Bobo said this is an end of time and he's going to reveal it and it's an emotional time for him. Bobo was starting to tear up. He said there's a shock factor when you do this. He said the longer you have this on your head the bigger the shock is. Howard said he thinks he was so ashamed of his bald head that he wanted to do it there. Bobo said it's partly correct.
Howard said he's going to have this emotional moment on the show. Bobo said this hair system he has with him is one he didn't wear much. He said the other one isn't there. Howard had him take the bag off. Bobo took the bag off and Robin was going to scream put it back but it looks good. She said he looks so much better. Gary said he has a good shaped head. Howard said he looks fine. He said now put the bag back. Howard said he just came out of the bald closet.
Howard said he looks much better. Bobo kept talking over Robin. Robin said he looks so good. She said this is amazing. She said he ran around with a squirrel on his head and he could have looked like this. Howard said that's what he means. He said he knows losing your hair is a bummer but he's never had to go through that. Bobo said you have hair on your balls and under your arms but nothing on your head. He asked what's up with that.
Howard asked to see the lesions on his head. Bobo showed them. The guys sounded shocked. Bobo said they were worse in the beginning. Howard said they're going to keep his toupee there at the show. He took a look at that.
Howard said Shuli wanted to try the toupee on. He had him come in. They went through the box of the hair system stuff. Howard said now Shuli is going to put the hair on. He said he's been bald a while. Shuli put the toupee on. Howard said this is what Bobo was wearing. Shuli asked if he was out of his fucking mind wearing that. Howard said thank god for the lesions. Bobo said they had to test him for cancer. He said that scared him. Howard said Bobo drove down all the way from Florida. He said he went to Atlanta and visited the CNN building and the Coca Cola factory. He said he went to CNN even though he's a FOX News fan. He asked if he told them they were all fake news. Bobo said he did it for his son so he didn't do that. Shuli said his son didn't ask to see it.
Howard asked Bobo about going on an escalator and getting freaked out by it. Bobo said it's really high up. He said it was like 100 feet up. He said he asked to get on an elevator instead. He said he got on a handicapped elevator instead. Howard said imagine Bobo asking for special treatment at CNN. Bobo said a lot of people can't take that height. Shuli said they're called handicapped.
Howard said Bobo went to a high end hotel in Atlanta and he was terrified out there. He said the neighborhood was terrifying. Bobo said they were told to stay inside after midnight He said they release the homeless people around then and they're like the Night of the Living Dead.
Howard asked Gary what this clip is he has. Gary said Bobo was trying not to offend the blacks so he offended someone else. Howard played a clip of one of the guys talking to Bobo and asking him to paint his face black and he said that would be offensive to the blacks. Then he said that if he pained his face yellow that would be offensive to the ''chinks.''
Howard said Bobo yelled at someone to get the fuck away from his car at one point. Bobo said he has privacy glass and he was telling a woman to get away from the car when she came up looking inside. He said they're like leaches all over the place.
Bobo said they went to Washington DC and got trapped like rats down there. Howard said that's one of his catch phrases.
Howard said the hair is off and Bobo took his cap off. Bobo said he went to a shop to get some caps. He said he got a bunch. Robin asked if they're just baseball caps. Bobo said they are. Howard asked if they have logos that he likes. Bobo said he does. Gary asked if he has a MAGA cap. Bobo said no. Shuli said he's afraid of getting beat up.
Howard asked what they're going to do with this toupee. Bobo said they can do what they want. He said maybe they can auction it off and send the money to North Shore. Howard said no one is going to buy that. Bobo said someone might want it. Shuli said he thinks it's a collector's item. Howard asked Shuli if he thinks anyone would buy it. Shuli said no. He said they might buy it to destroy it. Bobo said he thinks they can get 1500 to 2000. He said someone might have a shrine. Shuli said Bobo is the only one with that. Bobo said there are a lot of fans with shrines. He said it's not just him.
Shuli said Bobo is the one who begged for the tickle chair and then he got it and sold it. Howard said he saw Bobo outside with the homeless people this morning. Bobo said he was just having his coffee. He said he was on the phone just doing something. Gary said he did his Cameo thing. Howard asked how many he has done so far. Bobo said over 700. He said he charges $50 for them. Gary said they figured he made about $17,000 from that.
Shuli said Bobo will ramble on for 10-15 minutes with his Cameos. Bobo said he gets nothing but positive feedback about them. Howard said he's trying to give them their money's worth. Gary said Ike Barinholtz sent him one that was 14 minutes long. He said it goes nowhere though. Howard said sometimes he leaves messages there and they go nowhere.
Bobo said he's ''streamed'' it down to like 5-7 minutes. Bobo said he has a problem with something Gary said on the Wrap Up Show. He said he thinks that he's going to call another radio show when Howard retires. He said that's insulting. Bobo said it's just this show that he likes calling. Gary said he has to get air time. Bobo said it's just this show.
Howard had Wolfie on the phone and he asked why he comes in there if he gets made fun of all the time. Bobo said you have to have tough skin. He said it's part of the whole package.
Shuli told Howard that Bobo had some ideas for coming in the studio today. He said he was going to let Howard paint his head or wrestle an alligator. Howard said he doesn't want any of that.
Howard said they say that Bobo has some crusty thing on the back of his head. Shuli said it's kind of odd looking. He said it's in the folds. Howard said he noticed his belly got bigger since he moved to Florida. Bobo said he has to do more sit ups.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he'd give a dollar for that toupee. Shuli said he really thought someone would pay big money for that. Bobo said he thought maybe 1500.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he'll give 200 bucks for the hair system. He said he thinks Bobo coming there today is so he can move on. He said he wants his stupidity to live on and he'd give it an Instagram page. Howard said he thinks he's had enough of Bobo for today. Howard said he thinks he's kind of Bobo Boring. He said it's more fun to hang up on him. He said maybe he can do a Bobo song from Eli Braden. He played a new one about Bobo's calls sucking.
Howard said he has to admit that it's fantastic staring at Bobo while the song plays. He said one of his lesions just fell off. Robin said there is no reason for Bobo to be there today. Howard said he sucked him into it. He said he would have felt bad if he was there in town and didn't get up there. Howard said he has seen him without his toupee before. Jason said they weren't going to bring him up there. Bobo said Jason said they wanted to have him up. Howard said he got him yesterday when he called in. Gary said he was up there in New York for vacation so he wasn't there just for this.
Howard said there are times that Bobo calls in and he sucks. He said sometimes it's a slam dunk. He said today he sucked. He said he doesn't care about his hair. He said he has to apologize for having him up there. He said people will write in about Bobo and complain about him. He said that most of his calls would be edited out f the show if he had the option to do that. He said he can't do that so they're left in. He said sometimes he's a home run but not today. Robin said the home runs are accidents. She said nothing Bobo plans are a home run.
Jason said they talked about this the other day for the air and they weren't going to have him in. Howard said he was thinking about something funny happening. Gary said he called in way late in the show and Howard broke down and said he could come in.
Howard said the last few days have been bad for him. He said he hides it. He said this is the last place he wants to be today. He said he had a meeting to go to and the meeting was not fun. He said then Bobo was on the phone and he just agreed to have him in. He said he knew Fred would do his Bobo impression and make people laugh. He said Fred wasn't even on his game. Fred said he can't take his eyes off the scabs.
Howard said he just wants to take a nap. He said he watched a movie called ''The Man Who Killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.'' He said this guy in the movie is immune to this disease. He said Bobo is like that Bigfoot. He said Bobo comes up there and he's not funny. He said he's going to take blame for it.
Howard said he knew it was going wrong when Shuli came in and tried on the wig. Gary said that Bobo has heard all of this so is it still good he came up there. Bobo said it's fun to be up there but he feels bad that he brought the show down. Howard said it's better when he calls in. Bobo said he just came in to unveil his look. Howard said no one cares. He said he may kill himself over this. He said everyone warned him not to have him in there. He said even Robin. He said she's a sensitive person like a saint. Bobo said now he's going to be bummed out. Jason said now there's so much more show left. Howard said he just wants to go home now.
Gary said he's kind of uncomfortable. He said it's like someone showed up to a party and no one wants him there. Bobo said it's like the worst show in history now. Bobo said he feels terrible. Shuli said he'll be on social media later saying it was great to be up there.
Howard took a call from the head of the company Jim Meyer. Fake Jim told him to get Bobo off the air and Howard can pack his shit and get out of there. He said he's turning Howard 100 and 101 into Human 100 and Newman 101. Howard said he fucked up and let Bobo in there. He said he feels like he let Bigfoot in there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he hates this mother fucker so much. He said he'd rather listen to his parents fuck than hear Bobo. He said Bobo should jump in a gator pit after slathering himself with barbecue sauce. Shuli said he's sure this is the only call like that.
Howard said Little Mikey has written so many songs about Bobo. He said Mikey has a question for Bobo. Mikey was on the phone and asked if he has to rewrite his songs about Bobo's bad toupee. Howard said they can act like it's part of his history. He said he thinks they just move forward and write about his lesions. Mikey asked if he can hang up on him. Howard said he cant. He said if he could get into a time machine he'd ask to go back to yesterday to when he decided to have Bobo in.
Howard said he should have listened to Robin yesterday. He said that he'll never not listen to her again. He said he felt bad for Bobo for goofing on him all the time. Robin said they have to think of the show.
Shuli said he got some texts from Bobo yesterday. He read some of the stuff he wrote about not being invited up there. Bobo was making it all about his hair and being upset not being invited up there. He thought that he could meet the Bobo creator and hand over his toupee. Howard said he thought he could raise money for North Shore Animal League with that toupee.
Howard said Robin and Jason said not to have him in there. He said he thought it might be funny if he cried over the toupee. Robin said he just wanted to get up there. Howard said the show is a disaster today. He said he's off his game because of this.
Howard took a call from a guy who said if Benjy wants to jerk off Bobo they should do that. Howard said he's not sure that would save the show. Jason said the good thing about the technology today is that you can skip right over this segment later in the day. Howard said he's going to have it say ''Delete this segment'' on the PDT.
Howard said he knew he was in trouble when Bobo took off the bag and started talking about his trip. He said he's going to have a disclaimer on the PDT warning people that a boring segment is coming up. Chris Wilding said they got rid of that movie that Jerry Lewis did about the clown. He said this is like that.
Robin said some people will be intrigued to hear how boring it is. Howard said Benjy is willing to jerk off Bobo. Howard asked if Bobo will do that. Bobo said he loves the show but no. Robin said he owes them something for this waste of 20 minutes. Howard asked if Bobo will let Benjy jerk him off. Bobo said no. Howard said he'll only rub the shaft and not the tip. Howard asked if Richard can put his cock on his head. Bobo said no to that too. Howard said it's getting sad. JD said it's the Chernobyl of guests. Bobo said he feels bad he ruined the show today. He said he didn't have intentions to do that. He said he just thought he'd come in and have fun.
Gary said even the bag looks sad now. Robin said they should just leave this alone. Shuli said they should all leave and let Bobo do the show. Howard said they should all just stop talking and fade out. Shuli said play Taps. Howard said he's going to end the show. Fred played Taps.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if they still have him in there because he just tuned over. Howard said he's going to end this. He said he thinks Bobo's life will be better now. Bobo said he is getting a lot of good feedback. He let out a sniff. Howard said the stock has dropped by 50 percent since Bobo got in there. He said Scott Greenstein is on the roof about to jump.
Bobo said he said it earlier that this was about the shock factor. He said the longer you have it on the bigger the shock factor is. JD said he feels like a hostage in there now. Howard said it's terrible in there now.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he will give him $2,000 for the hair piece or $3,000 for Bobo to trow him into the landfill. He said he'll give him $5,000 to throw Howard in there for having Bobo on.
Howard took a call from a migrant who is stuck at the border. The kid said that she thought things couldn't get worse for her but they have since Bobo came on. She said all they have is the Howard Stern Show there in the cage and now they hate that because of Bobo.
Howard said the shock factor was something. He said they have to end this. Bobo said even he's shocked. Gary asked why because he knows what he looks like. Bobo said he just is. Howard said he looks fine. He said he should have been shocked all those years he wore that squirrel on his head. Fred did his impression of Bobo talking about being shocked. Howard said it was good to have Bobo there... not really. He said it's his fault for having him in. They went to break after that.
Howard said he feels like that guy with the deep voice. Robin said that's Spyder Harrison. Howard said that's it. He stayed in the voice and sang more of the song. He said that's pretty good.
Howard said he has the guys in there and they're doing ''Show Us Your Package'' which is formerly known as ''Clear out the computer.'' Howard said it's been a tough morning so far.
Howard took a call from a guy who said play the worst show ever after this show in honor of having Bobo in there. Howard said he thought it would be fun to see him without his toupee. He said it just went horribly wrong and he knew it after 5 minutes. He said this guy makes a good point. He said the previously worst show features Bobo though. He said he has a real problem on his hands. He said he wanted to play the second worst show in the history of the show but that has Bobo in it.
Howard said Bobo wants to be on the show. Gary said you don't have to be on the show just because you love it. Jason said they're all still reeling from that. Gary said the worst part is that they had a note about Bobo and how he went to CNN and how they were told not to mention fake news or FOX News while they were there. He said Bobo said nothing happened there. Howard said he knew about that FOX news thing but he doesn't even believe that story. Jason asked who he's going to mention it to.
Howard said he thought that would be funny so he asked him about tit and Bobo said nothing happened there. Gary said he went back for it a second time and he didn't say anything. He said then Howard asked him about going to the home of fake news and he didn't even get it.
Howard said JD said there was something about a TV show and Bobo he mentioned. JD said there's a show called ''What We Do in the Shadows'' and they suck the life out of things and Bobo was sucking the life out of the show. Robin said she looked at Bobo and thought about the weird rings he had on and she was too tired to bring that up.
Howard said Bobo was the one having a good time. He said he was sucking the life out of them and filling himself up.
Howard said Fred is a shell of his former self. Fred said he had the life sucked out of him too. He said he's not sure what happened. He said he sucked the life out of everyone in there. Howard said he wanted to let Fred do his Bobo impression and he had nothing. Fred said he started being like Bobo.
Howard said he thought Fred could hit the home run for him but he put him up to bat and Fred struck out. Howard said Bobo is a human fire extinguisher. He said he came in there and put their fire out. Howard said he's tired from that. He wants to go home and sleep. He said he's like radio anthrax. Gary said they're not even halfway done with the show yet. Howard said Robin may have to take over. He said Bobo took his life.
Howard took a call from Balls who said he would kill to be in there and Bobo went in and sucked the life out of it. He said that's bullshit. Howard said JD can host the show. He said he's going home.
Howard said he has to move on from Bobo. He said it didn't go well. He said Robin was laughing pretty hard. Robin said it was because it was sucking so bad. She said they were all trying to fix it. Howard said there was no fixing it. Robin said she was laughing but wanted to cry. Howard said they'll just edit that out of the show later.
Howard asked JD what's going on over there with his feed. JD said there are plenty of people bashing him on Twitter but he doesn't think he's seeing it. Howard said you don't want to see the guy having fun but he looks pretty ripped in his golf shirt. He said he looks better than most guys his age. Robin said they claimed he was falling apart at the time of the trial but now he looks great. Howard said he's making all of these videos on the golf cart. He said he's happy out there. He said OJ is making money somehow. Robin said he's living like he's just a football legend.
Howard said he's in the golf cart on the course and talking about fantasy football like it's nothing. He played some of the audio of OJ talking to ''Twitter world.'' Jason asked who would let him into that course. Gary said he's probably a guest at the golf course. He said he's sure no one would let him join a club. Howard played more audio of OJ talking about the fantasy football thing.
Howard said OJ is talking like Ron Goldman is still alive. He said if he talked about killing someone he'd want to watch that. Robin said he did have a career prior to that year that he killed Ron and Nicole. Howard said he should edit that out.
Howard asked what kind of accent that is. He said no one else has that. Robin said he must have made it up. Howard said he's such a dolt. He said he should lay under the RADAR. He said he thinks something is going to bring him back. Howard said he did those Hertz commercials before he killed two people. He said that he was divorced from Nicole and he still went into a rage and killed her and Ron. Jason said he's so depraved that he went to kill Nicole and when there was someone else there he killed him too.
Howard did his impression of OJ and goofed on him before getting back to the clip of OJ rambling on and on about football. Howard said okay, he'll forget there was a double murder.
Howard played more of OJ going on and on about football. Howard said there is no point in all of this. He asked who would have known that he'd grow up to be in a successful comedy. He said back in 1989 he beat up Nicole so bad she had to go to the hospital. He said she screamed that he was going to kill her. Robin said he got away with it. Howard said he should be in prison for life. He said he doesn't even think about the guy but now he's out there on Twitter popping up in his feed.
Howard said happy OJ talks about knowing Michael Jackson. He said someone must have told him that it was the 10th anniversary of his death. Howard played some audio of OJ talking about Michael Jackson. It was so windy out that it cut off some of what he was saying. Howard said listen to his life. He was talking about knowing the Jacksons and playing tennis in his back yard. Howard asked why he would fuck up that life by killing people. Howard said he's pretending that no one knows what he did.
Howard said at least he has a bad microphone that doesn't respond to wind that well. He said at least they have that. Howard said the end of this story is that Michael Jackson and OJ came to the rescue of some sick kid. He played more of the audio. Howard said he's a great guy, he didn't kill anyone. OJ said years later his house was under siege by the media. Howard said this guy is insane. He said he shouldn't be on any golf course. He said this is wrong. Jason was giggling. Howard played more of OJ talking about his kids and Don Ohlmeyer who let him stay at his house while all of that was going on. OJ said that Michael invited him and the kids to the Neverland ranch. He said the kids loved it there.
Howard did his impression of Michael inviting OJ up to the ranch. OJ said Michael was a kind and generous person to him. Howard said it's funny that when OJ would bring his adult friends there to the ranch too. He said Michael didn't care about that. He said Michael wouldn't show up when the adult friends were there.
Howard said what a fucking hump that guy is. What a dick wad. He did his impression of OJ defending Saddam Hussein. He said he can't wait for every one of his videos. He said he wants to see how he paints himself to be a great guy. He said he and Michael became good friends because he was invited up there when his house was under siege. Howard went through that whole story about going to the ranch with the kids and all of that.
Jason asked who would think that it's a good idea to go on twitter and talk about bringing his kids to a child molester's house.
Howard said Gary called Michael Rapaport to tell him that they're thinking of letting OJ in on their fantasy football league. Howard said Rapaport came through in flying colors. Howard played the clip of Gary telling Michael the news. Rapaport told him they can't have him in it. He said he killed two people. Rapaport said they might as well get George Zimmerman in the league too. Michael said that they don't need that in the league. He said ''Karmatically'' it's not good for them.
Howard said that sucked. He said he should have said it would be awesome. He said he made up that word ''Karmatically.'' Robin said he still said he would be in the league if he was in it.
Howard said Rapaport is disgusted by the Brent swinging thing. Gary said Michael thinks that people are there and they're disgusted by Brent. Howard said Brent thinks he's a 7 so Michael must be wrong.
Howard took a call from fake OJ who was asking who he has to stab to get a blue check on Twitter. OJ was logging into his account over dial up. His password was ''IDidIt94.'' Howard spent a minute with fake OJ clips. OJ said his mom always said that ''life's a bitch and then you stab one.'' OJ asked Robin out to dinner. Robin said no thanks. He said it must be because he starred in Naked Gun. Robin said yeah, that's it. Howard let OJ go a short time later.
Howard said Bobo is all pumped up from his appearance on the show. Howard took the call and Bobo said he has so much energy from the appearance. Howard said that's because he sucked all of the energy out of the rest of them. Fred did his Bobo impression but Howard had already hung up on him. Chris called him a douche.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they can't have Bobo on the show ever again. He said today is 6/26 and they'll all remember this day. Gary said he remembers he was in the studio. Howard said he first responders are on the way.
Howard said he has to thank Judy Smith for the laminated bookmarks she sent. He said that she's a fan who said she sent them because Memet's gift was so horrible. He said that was very sweet.
Howard said they have a bunch of things to get to today. He said Chris, JD, Gary and Jason all have things to get to. He said he has to find out what happened with Brent at the swinging thing. He said they may talk to Memet about going to a special needs theater. He said he's going to get to everyone after the break. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard said he promised they would try to get to this ''Show us your package thing. He asked Gary what he has. Gary said the news doesn't have a delay but they had to have that back in their days on terrestrial radio. Gary said this guy used the word ''fucking'' in the news and they act surprised that they weren't able to stop it. Howard played that clip. The guest apologized for the curse word.
Gary said in this next one a water treatment plant collapsed near his house and he ended up cursing. Gary said this was the guy explaining what goes on there. The guy was describing how that's where your piss and shit goes. The news anchor had to apologize for the profanity.
Howard said the guy was just describing what goes on there. He did his impression of that guy. Robin said she likes how they went to that guy instead of the guy who runs the plant.
Gary said the Patriots won and this clip is people reacting to that. Howard played the clip and a woman said ''fuck Trump'' to start off.
Gary had another clip where someone yelled out ''Fuck her right in the pussy'' and they had to cut away. A news anchor told people to grow up. Howard said never tell them not to do it because that will make them want to do it. Howard said he's not a fan of that ''fuck her right in the pussy.'' JD said it was a comedy piece that was fake and people thought it was real so they started doing it. Chris said a couple of guys got arrested for doing that up in Canada. Howard said they're a little confused up there about free speech.
Gary said in this next clip a news anchor gets upset about someone saying ''shitty company'' on her show. Gary said she's a big fan of Howard's by the way. The anchor apologized. Howard said everyone talks like that. He said who gives a shit. He said the guy just forgot that he was on the air.
Jason said they'll show people drowning trying to get into this country but they can't curse. Howard said he saw that this morning. He said it was a father and daughter laying face down in the water. He said that really was too graphic to show.
Howard asked Gary what else he has. Gary said in the last one he has a NFL running back who curses a lot after making a touchdown. Howard played that clip and a guy yelled out ''What the fuck is wrong with these n-word!?''
Chris said the gay community needs higher standards. He said that Benjy tweeted out a picture of his penis a few years ago. He said he brought that picture with him and showed it to the people there. He said everyone there loved the picture. He said they all thought it was the most beautiful penis they ever saw. Howard played a montage of the reactions Chris got. Howard said Benjy is going to be very full of himself now.
Chris said this next clip is a gay couple who are just fans. He said that this guy tells him a story about how he found his partner had testicular cancer. Howard played the clip and the guy said his boyfriend came on him and he had blood in his semen so they went to the doctor. Howard cut that off and said he's moving on to Brent. JD said bring Bobo back. Howard said this is bringing him down. Howard said he's going to throw up. Chris said he thought that was notice. Howard said no wonder he didn't play that. He told Gary to burn that package.
Chris had another clip of a guy describing the perfect asshole. Howard cut it off after a few seconds and asked Brent to come in.
Howard said he's not sure why he'd go to that and not be able to do what they did the last time. Brent said this was the same host. He said he didn't see anyone he recognized. Howard asked if he asked to talk to the manager. Brent said he did talk to the host and hostess. He said last time they were participating. He said this time the host was just giving massages. Howard asked why all of a sudden. Brent said he thinks that they tagged on to the mermaid parade. He said there were probably 15 couples there.
Howard asked what he wore there. Brent said he wore a shirt with orcas on it. He said his wife wore a see through top with seashells covering her breasts.
Howard said he heard his wife wants to try DP. Brent said DP is double penetration. He said he wants her to have that. Howard said that's hard core. Gary asked if he would be cool with a guy doing that to her while he's watching. Brent said he will be with women at the same time. Howard said Brent has a very unusual mindset.
Howard said the update is that they tried again to swing and this time they were told they can't fuck any other men or women. Brent said the rules were much more hard core. He said you had to ask if you can watch. He said there were 10-15 old bags there. He said they thought it would be fun to get dressed up for this mermaid thing.
Howard asked if Brent is still smoking weed. Brent said he is. He said he hasn't passed out since the last time. He said he's going to the doctor on July 1st. Howard said it sounds like this swinging thing was like Sunday school. Brent said it was bad. He said there were women 60 plus there. He said they were sitting there talking and taking up 2 beds. He said some of them got topless or had bras with cutouts in them. He said it wasn't anything you'd want to see. He said they did fuck in front of the group though.
Howard asked how you fuck in front of the group. Brent said two other couples and them figured they could go on the other side of the room. He said they touched each other while they were fucking and that was it. Brent said people are watching but they're not even jerking off. He said they were standing there talking while all of this was going on. He said it was all very strange. Brent said he likes a more hard core fucking scene. Howard said this is all pretty hard core to him.
Brent said one old woman came over asking if they wanted to be part of their cuddle huddle. He said his wife said that they're way more hard core than that. Brent said they thought it would be a fun party to go to. Brent said he had a talk with the host and they want to have a date with them just one on one. He said that will happen in the next few weeks.
Jason said he heard that Brent was making out with the hostess of the party. Brent said he did on his way out.
Gary said that Brent is on some hard core app. Brent said it's called Kik. Chris said that's really hard core. Brent said he doesn't want people having his phone number so that works best.
Howard asked where they're going to go. Brent said they'll go out to dinner and then out to a hotel.
Howard took a call from fake Brent who was an orgy critic. He rated this party as only 2 loads. He had sound effects for that too. He rated a couple of things for Howard and had the load sound drops going.
Howard said Brent is quickly becoming a sex expert. He said he has some orgy tips to play. Howard played the clip of Brent talking about where to put your clothes when you're at an orgy.
Jason said Brent had to check in his clothes at this Mermaid party. Brent said he did. Howard said this makes him kind of afraid of Brent. He said he's doing such a hard core thing. Brent said it's just another way of approaching sexuality. Jason said Brent is so comfortable with it that he smokes weed and passes out.
Howard asked if this is anyone else's fantasy. None of the guys were saying yes. Gary said his dick isn't big enough to be in a porno so why would he want to do that? Robin asked if anyone gets jealous of Brent. Jason said when you're in the room with other people it smells and it's hot. He said he's not sure if it's like that at these orgies.
Howard played another Brent orgy tip where he said you want to have your chest and back shaved. Howard said he'd think that would freak women out. Robin said that he's talking about the long hair. Jason said ''Alright, alright...''
Howard played a song parody for Brent's swinging. Howard said that's some production.
Howard said Sal shaves down. He said he looks odd. He said it's like he's trying to look like a little boy or something. He said just be a man. He said everyone is shaving everything off. Howard said Brent is having some life. Brent said he loves it. Howard thanked him for coming in.
Howard asked what else he has. JD said people like to fuck with Tan Mom on Cameo and someone wrote in asking her to congratulate their son, Brent, on learning how to swing. Howard played the clip of Tan Mom talking about the swinging thing.
Howard asked who is paying for these things. JD said she's one who rambles on like Bobo does. Howard said she's a fucking bore.
JD said the next clip is a QVC host who tried to show how tough an air mattress is by kicking it with her heels. She ended up popping it with her heel. Howard played that clip and said way to sell.
JD said the next clip is a voicemail that a movie company was sending out to promote a movie about serial killers. They had a really creepy voice whispering weird stuff. JD said he thinks they put out the movie ''Border'' and mailed out packages with live insects in them. Howard said he has no idea what this guy is even saying in the voicemail.
Howard asked what else he has. JD said Hillary Clinton had another cough attack during a conference last year. Howard played the clip of Hillary speaking and then having her cough attack. She tried drinking water but that seemed to make it worse. Hillary kept trying to talk through it. Howard said wow. He said she's got no luck.
JD said in this next clip is a guy who was asked about Trump using the N-word in his past and he made no sense with his answer. Howard played the clip and this guy was asked what he thinks about Trump possibly using the N-word in the past. The guy said it would matter but not as the guy running the country. He said he used that word outside the office of the President. He said if he did it before he was president it wouldn't matter to him. He kept saying it's always wrong to use that word but he didn't do it as president so he doesn't have a problem with it.
Howard said they emptied out the computer. He said they almost got to the gay awards but bailed on that. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard said he has two people sitting in. He said they're a married couple who give money to charity. He said he's stopped that. He said there are a couple of organizations that he lets keep doing it. He said the David Lynch foundation is one. He asked if these two are meditators. They said they are. Howard said they ask him to go to events but he doesn't want to go so he lets them auction something off. He said that's how they got in there.
Howard said the woman was about to cry when she came in. She said she was. Howard said he told her to save it for the air. He said this is Peter and Courtney. He asked where they're from. They're from new Hampshire. Peter told Robin where they met when she said he doesn't have that accent from up there.
Peter said he was working on a reactor in the Navy. Howard asked if he knew how to fix that thing. Peter said he was just told what to do and he did it. He said you have to worry about the radiation. He said he was fine. Howard asked if he saw any action. Peter said he did not.
Howard said he would like to live in New Hampshire but there's no good way to make money up there. Peter said he travels all over the world. He said he does software consulting. Howard said that's great. He said if you can make a living and live up there then it's great. Peter said they just have an acre up there. He said it's a nice place to live. He said they don't worry about crime or anything up there.
Howard asked what Courtney does. She said she's been a stay at home mom. Howard asked if the kids are good people or assholes. Courtney said they're good people for the most part. Howard asked if the kids are normal. Peter said they are. Howard welcomed them to the show. He said if they get bored they can leave. Howard said it's been a hit or miss day. Howard said they have a nice story. He asked if they have sex. Peter said occasionally. Howard asked if they're down to once a week or so. They just laughed.
Howard asked if they would like to swing. Peter said he can't imagine doing that. Howard said it's so weird. He said Brent had to check in his clothes. He said it must be like cattle fucking in a stall.
Howard asked if they're superfans. Peter said he is for sure. He said he appreciates this so much. Howard asked if they have favorites on the show. They said they love JD. Peter said he's so articulate. Howard introduced them to the JD puppet that Fred was working. JD puppet was asking if Peter ever puts peanut butter on her pussy. Peter said he never has. JD puppet likes to see women get licked by their dog. JD asked if they have ever been to Peggy's Cove. They said they have not. Howard said they seem to be stunned by JD. Howard asked if they want Benjy to jerk them off. Peter said that blew his mind when that happened. He said he was surprised that Legal approved that. Howard said he's not sure if there even is a legal there. He said it's like the wild west there.
Courtney asked to see Fred Ronnie. Fred went into his Ronnie impression and got the puppet out for them. Fred Ronnie asked if Peter has ever had a purple dildo in his ass. Peter said it's very boring at their house.
Howard said they wanted to meet Fred Ronnie and JD Puppet. He asked if they have any other things they want. Howard said the reason he stopped this kind of thing is because they are so demanding. He said Fred is going to have a heart attack over there. Fred did more of his Ronnie impression for them and then Howard moved on to news.
Howard said he's looking at the top 5 songs and he sees that Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber are up at 5. He played the song and went through the other top 5. They had Khalid at 4, Billie Eilish at 3 and Taylor Swift at 2. Howard said he watched her video a ton of times. He said he does watch the video. He said he must be a fan. He said he thinks it's because she's hot though. Robin asked if he has her in his playlist. Howard said he thinks he has one of her songs in there. Howard said number 1 is Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus. He played some of that.
Howard had the top 5 from 25 years ago and 50 years ago. He went through the 50 years ago list. Gary said that was from this week in 1969. Howard said no one really gives a shit.
Robin started her news with a story about a blind autistic woman who was at a celebration for pride month and she shocked everyone with her singing voice. Robin had some audio for Howard to play. Robin said everyone was blown away by her singing voice. Howard said very nice.
Robin said Howard said they added more letters to the LGBT letters. Robin said it's now for LGBTQIT+. Howard said he thinks he knows most of the letters. He went through the LGBTQ. Howard said whatever you want to be is fine. Robin said the I stands for intersex. Howard said he thanks god he has a penis and he's just into girls. He said it's hard. Robin said the A is Asexuality. Robin said the plus symbol stands for all of the other sexualities that aren't included on those few letters.
Robin said there are a few doctors who work in fertility and help people conceive. Robin said you hear about one who uses his own semen to inseminate women. Howard said they get off on that apparently. Robin wondered what's up with that. She said this guy in Canada was involved with people and he was supposed to be combining the husband an wife's egg but he used his own sperm. Robin said now these kids are finding out this doctor was the dad. Robin said they say there are 2 people so far who have come forward. Robin said they don't know how many he may have done it to. Robin said he was just stripped of his medical license. Robin said you have to be careful where you get your insemination done.
Robin told Howard about a man who sued a dollar to buy a lottery ticket and he won $80 million. Robin said he was told he has to pay his ex-wife even though they were divorced. Robin said they hadn't come to the money part of the divorce so this comes into it. Howard said if it was earned when you're still married you have to pay. Howard said the judge is going by the letter of the law. He said they're still going to be rich. Robin said it was considered a joint investment. Robin said now the guy has to pay half of those winnings. Robin said this was 2 years after the divorce. Howard said then she's entitled to nothing. Robin said the judge said... Howard said the guy is off his rocker. Gary said he read the article and they were 2 years into divorce proceedings and they hadn't gone through the money thing yet. He said they hadn't lived with each other for 2 years. Howard said he should have finished the divorce and then played the lottery. Howard said he still thinks the judge was right if they weren't technically divorced.
Robin read a story about the Apple watch and said Howard never did get into it. Howard said people tell him it's good for your health. He said that would make him even more nuts if he had that thing logging his health. He said he's thinking of getting rid of his email. He said he doesn't need all of this stuff. He said he doesn't want to be bothered by people. Robin said she has a friend who uses his watch for everything like his music and his lights. Howard asked who her friend is. Robin said he's able to work all of that stuff in there. Howard said Robin has some fucking maniac friend who can do all of that. He said he can't monitor Robin once they leave there.
Howard asked if he can watch porn on the watch. Robin said probably. Howard said that would be bad. He said he has his iPhone for that and he props it up on his urinal and then finishes his business. He said he's super careful doing all of that. He said he has to delete his history to make sure no one gets in there and sees all of this. He said he has like 20 people going into his phone. Howard said he feels like he's in the Twilight Zone. He said the porn keeps haunting him even when he deletes it. Fred played the Twilight Zone theme while Howard talked about that.
Robin said that Apple is apparently thinking about putting a camera on the Apple Watch. Howard said fuck that. He said he's being haunted by a horny housewife and he doesn't want anything to do with that. Howard asked how long they've been up this morning. He did a live commercial read after that. Howard said he feels like they've been up for 17 hours. He said don't listen to that Bobo segment today.
Howard asked Peter and Courtney if they listen live or on the replay. Peter said he listens to both. He said the new app is amazing. Howard said he tells everyone to get the app. He said it's great. He took a call from fake Julie Chen Moonves who was screaming at her husband because all she has now is Big Brother. Howard said he actually saw Julie Chen Moonves promoting Big Brother. He said she seems to be happy as a clam. He said she had The Talk and she was the talk of the town before. He said it has to be a bummer. He said Julie didn't do anything wrong.
Robin read about the Michael Jackson death anniversary and said the family put out a statement about that. Robin read that to Howard. They don't want you thinking about the shitty things Michael did. Robin said Farrah Fawcett also died the same day Michael died. Robin said no one remembered that. Howard said she was so hot but so loopy. He said you didn't care because she was so hot.
Howard took a call from Ralph Cirella who said she was brilliant for a while. Robin said it was the Letterman appearance that showed how loopy she was. Robin said she came on this show and tried to kiss Howard. Howard said he was scared. Gary said she came up in the elevator and there were like 15 people with her. He said that it was so clear that she had just yelled at them all. He said the publicist said she was too old to be yelled at about a hair brush. Howard asked if she really tried to kiss him. Robin said she did and Howard bailed on it. Howard said that's crazy.
Ralph said she had giant nipples too. Howard said he remembers that. He said she was beautiful. Robin said she saw her on the street once and she had a glow around her. Howard said that's the glow he doesn't have.
Ralph said he should get an iPad Mini to use for porn. He said that way he can stay out of that network. Howard said he doesn't need that. He said he doesn't have any privacy. Ralph told him to just get the iPad. Howard said that's the day he has to go into AA or sex addicts anonymous. He said you're a real pervert if you do that. He said he conducts his life like he doesn't watch porn.
Howard said it was a bad idea to put that Conan interview on the channel yesterday. He said that just wasn't him. He said he was on The View a couple of weeks back charming those women. He said they don't know who he really is. He said that they think he'd that good guy. He said meanwhile he has Benjy jerking off in the studio. He said they don't know who the real Howard is. He said he'll be in his psychiatrist's office later today. He said he doesn't even know who he really is. He said he tells him he's the Howard who wants to be a better man.
Robin read a story about Pam Anderson breaking up with her boyfriend Adil Rami. Howard said she's fucking up her life. He said she has to go for the rock star and people like that. He said she never goes with the nice guy. He said he's not saying Tommy Lee is a bad guy but you know what he means. He said she was with Kid Rock. He said he's not going to settle down in his prime. He said he had too much going on. Robin said he claims she was the problem. Howard said you just knew it wasn't going to work out. Robin said her boyfriend was apparently cheating on her.
Robin read a story about the Jussie Smollett case still going on. Robin said that they're still investigating that whole thing. Robin said they have released the video of the police intervening him about what happened to him.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said it's a great show today. She was going on and on about today's show and even with Bobo. She said her daughter was listening for the first time and she thought the Bobo segment was great. Howard said he was so upset with that segment that they have changed the PDT to say ''Please delete this segment.'' Mariann said it was incredible. Howard hung up on her.
Robin read a story about Meghan McCain and Joy Behar getting into it again on The View. Robin said she's not sure how long this on air fighting can go on. She said this time it happened during a discussion about Donald Trump's campaign rally. Robin had some audio for Howard to play. Howard said Whoopi was the voice of reason there. He said finally something was going on there and she interrupted it. Howard said they should go full Jerry Springer and throw chairs at each other. Howard took a call from Fake Whoopi who was still trying to calm things down. Whoopi said she has to deal with these white bitches all the time. She took a hit off her vape pen to calm herself down. Howard said how about she tries smacking them. She did that and it didn't stop them from fighting. Howard said now he wants to go back on the show. Whoopi said she can't take it anymore. Howard said how about she rubs their vaginas. Whoopi kicked them there instead. Then she said she's going to stab them. Howard said she should rub their clitorises. Whoopi ended up hitting them there instead. Howard said if you can't get them in line she should machine gun them down. She did that but they were still alive. Howard said how about feeding them to the dogs. She did that and they lived through that attack too. Whoopi told the dogs to bite their clits off. Howard asked her to play with their breasts. Whoopi tried that too. Howard said he really has to go. Whoopi said she's going to take a shit on them before he goes. She went right in their mouths. Howard said play the Bobo segment, that will shut them right up.
Ralph called back in and said that he has to see Joy on the show because she's wearing sunglasses now. He said she looks weird. Howard said she's an older woman now so give her a break. Ralph said maybe she should stay home.
Robin read a story about the treasury secretary saying that we're about 90 percent done with a trade agreement with China. Robin said that they're in negotiations with North Korea to have another summit.
Robin said they're going to have the first of 2 democratic debates tonight. Robin said it starts at 9 o'clock tonight. Robin went through some of the things the candidates are using for their platforms.
Robin read a story about Robert Mueller testifying before Congress on July 17th. Robin said this will be an opportunity for them to learn even less. Robin said she's not sure what we're doing. Howard took a call from fake Senator Elizabeth Warren who had some things to say about the debate.
Robin read a story about the abortion laws they want to have in North Dakota. Robin said it would force doctors to inform women that they are ending a human life when they have an abortion. Robin said doctors say this is a first amendment violation.
Robin read a story about the President praising his next press secretary Stephanie Grisham. Robin said she has been working with Melania until now. Howard said they gave her the job of 3 people.
Robin read a story about Wendy's bringing back spicy chicken nuggets thanks to Chance the Rapper. Robin said they will come back if Chance tweets can reach 2 million likes. Robin said it didn't take long because they announced they will be back on August 19th. Howard said he doesn't eat chicken. He said that's his chance to toot his own horn over there.
Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.