Howard started the show talking about the Great American nightmare wondering what the lyrics were. He said they've been playing it for 20 years and they don't know what they are. Robin wasn't able to help.
Howard said they were supposed to get a big snow storm over night there. He said he was ready for it. He said he bought big snow boots so he won't fall. He said he even has a cane. He said Beth won't let him use it. He said he has a friend who is afraid of falling on the ice there in the city. He said the streets get cleared but it turns to ice. He said he's really bad on the ice. He said he's 6'5'' and awkward on the snow. He said he doesn't want to hurt himself. He said he wears his John Varvatos boots and they keep him steady. He said that his friend has these special hiking boots that look pretty nice. He said they have a grippy bottom. He said he hasn't really tested them out yet. He said his friend also told him about the guys who walk around with ski poles. He said it's actually a walking stick. He said it's not a cane but it really is a cane. He said he went on Amazon and bought one for himself. He said it's really good in the ice. He said he wants to use it and he'll just tell people he's practicing to ski.
Howard said he showed Beth these things and Beth said he can't use a cane. Howard said it's a walking stick for skiing. He said she told him he is not using a cane. He said she told him he's not going to fall. Howard said he doesn't want to fall. He said she shamed him into not using it. He said it's in the closet at home. He said he bought it last season but he can't use it. Howard said he needs to have a cane. He said no one else his age is using one though.
Howard said that was the end of his walking stick. He said he was so excited about it. He said he could have it when he walks to his car. Robin said some people make it their thing.
Howard said speaking of jewelry and men, he was watching that video of Bobo on the news. He said he wears a lot of jewelry. He said that they cut to his hands and show his turquoise rings and necklaces. He said he has this weird toupee and he covers it up with his police hat. He said he's finally on a show where he could show off his hair but he's covering it up.
Howard said Bobo's real name is Steve Bowe and he pronounces it ''Bowie.'' He said Bobo is such a weirdo freak. He took Bobo's call and asked what's going on with the jewelry. Bobo said he's worn it up there like 100 times. Howard asked how many rings he wears. Bobo said it's like 6. Howard said he has really big eyebrows too. Bobo said they just grow quick. Howard said he's wearing 6 rings. He asked who does that. Howard asked if Gary saw that. Gary said he did. Howard said he wears every piece of jewelry. Gary said they're huge too.
Howard asked where he got those rings. Bobo said he got them at this Indian pow wow thing. He said he went every year. Howard said this is a picture of Bobo's hand. He said he's got on like 17 rings, a watch and it's all in turquoise. Howard said his one hand is covered. He asked what that thing is next to his watch. Robin said it looks like a bracelet.
Gary asked if he wears a necklace. Bobo said he has chains with crosses on them. Robins said that's a necklace.
Howard said Bobo's like Liberace. He asked for the picture back from Gary. Howard asked who he's sitting with. Bobo said that's one of his students. Robin said she looks like she was kidnapped. Howard said he has a watch, a bracelet and a ring on every finger of that hand. He said wow. Bobo said it was just a look he has had for many years. Gary said it's not a good one.
Bobo said he has an issue with Gary. Howard said he looks like a blackjack dealer. Robin said he makes sure you can see his hand. She said he has to show his students those rings.
Howard asked why he wears a hat if he has that hair. Bobo said the sun down there is bad. He said that he'd' have to get his hair colored every week. He said the sun takes the color out. Bobo said he only wears it when it's really sunny out. Howard said you'd think on TV he'd want to show it off.
Howard said Bobo so wants you to think he's a cop. He said he wears special shirts and things to make you think he's involved. Gary said he thinks that he's deputized but it's just a cap that they give to anyone. He said when you're on TV it insinuates that you're with the police. Bobo said it's just a hat. He said that doesn't mean you're associated weight them.
Howard asked what shirt he was wearing. Bobo said it was a safety counsel shirt. He said he's been with them for like 17 years.
Howard said Bobo was calling Gary all weekend. Gary said he was talking about that hat. Howard asked why he would wear that hat. Bobo said that he was just wearing it to show that he supports them. Howard asked why the hat doesn't symbolize that he's a policeman. Bobo said he has worked with them for 12 years. Gary said no one watching knows what those things mean. Bobo said that he'll tell someone if they ask him about it. Gary said they can't ask the TV.
Howard asked what Bobo is saying for symbolize. Fred said it's ''symolyze.'' Bobo almost got the spelling right but he didn't have the B in the word when he says it. Howard had Bobo say it slowly. Bobo said it but he was leaving out the B. Howard told him to slow down and try it again with the B. He finally got it right.
Howard asked what he says when someone is in danger. Bobo said he says ''arm's way.'' Bobo said he knows that's wrong. He said Mariann corrected him on that. He said he knows it's Harm's way.
Howard said he has a clip of Bobo saying that in that news program. Bobo said he got caught up in that whole thing. Howard played the clip and Bobo was talking about a car crash. Howard asked why they call him ''bowie'' with his last name of ''Bowe.'' Bobo said that's what they call him. Howard said they knew it. Bobo said that's what people call him. Howard said this is just a fucking lie. Bobo said that's just what they call him. Bobo said he likes the sound better. Howard said he likes other names but he doesn't use other names.
Howard did his impression of Bobo talking about that and getting words wrong. They had him talking like Elmer Fudd. Bobo said he didn't even know he said that ''arm's way.''
Howard asked why he's saying that he's Bowie instead of just ''Bow.'' Bobo said that's what people call him. He said he likes the ring and it's similar. Howard asked if there's anything real about him. Bobo said everything is real.
Howard said Shuli thinks Bobo stole his nickname. He came in and asked if that's true. Bobo said he came up with Bobo. Bobo said his brother used to be called Bobo the Clown and he took the name Bobo. He said that it was Bowe so it was Bowe Bowe the Clown.
Shuli said that he took the name and ran with it. Bobo said he likes the ring. Shuli said there's no way that news channel isn't goofing on Bobo. Bobo said they took him seriously. Howard played more of the clip where Bobo talked about saving someone in a car accident. He was giving advice on what to do when you come across an accident. that's when he said ''arm's way.''
Bobo was talking about all of the stuff that people should carry in their car and it went on and on. The guys were goofing on Bobo about all of that. Howard asked if you have a flat tire what do you do. Bobo said you pull off and go 25 miles per hour. He said then you take that off to a side street and get it changed. He said that you won't hurt your rim if you keep going slowly. Howard said it's not a bad idea. Bobo said it might ruin a tire or a rim but that's worth saving a life.
Howard asked about using a Jim Bakker food bucket in the car too. Howard asked what that hammer is. Bobo said the life hammer is something you use to break a window. He said it works under water too. Howard said he can't believe his name isn't ''Bowie.'' He said that he'd give the reporter his real name. Bobo said it's very similar. He said people call him Bowie all the time. Howard asked who they are. Bobo said they're friends. He said that they always called him Bowie.
Shuli said he told him about a nickname he had years ago. He said it was Terminator. Fred did his Bobo voice and said it was actually ''asshole.'' Bobo said that he had a lot of people take his test and they failed so that's why they gave him that name. He said that he had a 97 percent failure rate. Bobo said he had a guy crash through a railroad gate. Shuli said the train stopped 4 stops away though. Bobo said he didn't know that though. He said this guy ran through the gates and he had to get the trailer off the track. Howard said alright, alright. Shuli said the train wasn't coming. He said Bobo got in and moved the car and he goes around claiming he almost got hit by a train. He said there was no train even coming.
Howard and Fred did more of the Bobo voices and goofed on him about all of those things. Howard said he's sure he had a lot of bad nicknames too. Bobo said they said they had a better chance of walking on water than passing his road test.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this is like stolen valor. He said you know he wants to be thought of as someone other than a driving instructor. Howard said he puts on that police hat and he wants to be known as someone from the police. Bobo said that he wears it because of what it symbolizes. He said he's not wearing it for the reason he's saying. Howard asked if he should go on TV in an Army outfit. Bobo said that's different. The caller said that he works on an emergency team up in Canada and people like Bobo make them look bad. He said that you vote for them when they need the support and don't wear that hat. Robin said that doesn't really support anyone. Bobo said he votes. He said they sell the hat to support the police.
Howard said he's going to wear a full police outfit next time he's on TV. Bobo said if he had a red light in his car then that would be wrong.
Shuli asked if Bobo has ever made clothing to make it look like he's part of Sirius. Bobo said he has used the logo but that's to support the show. He was moving his phone so he was very hard to hear. Shuli said he always does that. Howard said he does like to walk around with a Sirius shirt on. Bobo said he was on the Superfan Roundtable a lot so he wore it.
Robin asked if his kids walk around saying their name is Bowie. Bobo said they do. Howard took a call from a guy who said that Bobo is all lies. He said that every time he's on the show he's telling stories that are lies. Howard said he does tell a lot of lies. He even made up awards that he didn't get. Bobo said he didn't make them up. He said he got them all. They said some of them don't have his name on them. Bobo said he will take a lie detector test. Shuli said he has pictures of his awards and his name isn't on like 50 of the 60 pictures he sent. Bobo was trying to explain what was going on but Howard played a song parody over him about hanging up on Bobo.
Howard asked why he said ''arm's way.'' Bobo said Mariann told him he said it wrong. He said he didn't know he had it wrong. Robin said she's not sure what he's even saying.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said he thought it was ''Arm's way'' all these years. She said he doesn't pay attention to her either. She said that he had something from 5 years ago that he wanted to put out there about United Airlines. She asked if it's ''die hard'' or ''die heart.'' Bobo said that it's Die Hard. Mariann asked about Nest Egg or egg next and things like that but she was giving him the correct answer so he got them right.
Howard said Gary is really upset about Bobo voicemailing him all weekend. He said Gary said talking to Bobo is like talking to a block of cheese. Gary said you tell him something and he doesn't listen. He said all of these people tell him stuff and he doesn't listen to them. Bobo said he knows everything he said. He said he thinks that he's implying that he works for the police department but he doesn't see it that way. Robin said they're worried about the people watching the show. Bobo went silent. He said there's smoke coming from his head. Gary said Bobo doesn't understand what the big deal is.
Howard said if he comes out in full Indian head dress to be interviewed about Native Americans to honor them the people watching are going to think he's an American Indian. He said she won't want to insult him by saying he's not one. He asked if he follows. Bobo said that's a little over the top. He said he gets it though. He said moving forward he will not wear that stuff.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's not sure why they bring this guy on the show. He said every time he's on he's changing the channel. He said at least Howard cuts off Mariann. He said no one wants to hear that screeching. Howard said this guy is a long time listener. Bobo said no one has ever heard of this guy. Bobo said he doesn't know who this guy is. Bobo was moving the phone again so his arguing wasn't being heard very well. Bobo said he's in the car and he has it right next to his ear. Howard said he's dropping it down because he forgets. Bobo said maybe he did. Fred Bobo said that his phone is in ''arm's way.''
Howard played another song parody about Bobo. He took another call from a guy who said he loves Bobo. He asked if there is any way that he can take that life hammer and beat himself to death with it. Howard and Robin were cracking up over that. Howard said that's a terrible thing to say. That led to Fred and Howard doing their Bobo voices again for a short time. They were goofing on Bobo about the way he talks and saving lives by not texting and that stuff.
Howard asked what this road test is about. Bobo said it was a tractor trailer test. He said it's a lot of work because it's a 45 minute test. He said a lot of them wouldn't use their mirrors. He said if they didn't get through him they didn't get the job. Howard wondered if anyone got mad at him and came after him. Bobo said one guy threatened him. He said the inspectors had to escort the guy out. Shuli asked if he got an award for that. Bobo said he didn't. He said that all of his drivers would mention Howard Stern and they'd try to pass that way. He said he saw through all of that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that old guy who called earlier, fuck him. He said you can't make this shit up. He said Bobo is great. He said he's interesting and he likes him a lot. Bobo said he has fans. Robin said that was one guy.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she's in support of Bobo too. She said that they don't understand the essence of the show. She said the show is organic and you can't make this shit up like that sniff Bobo has like Barney Fife. She said this whole segment has been hysterical. Howard said the show has always been very pro moron. Shuli said that's why they're there.
Howard asked Bobo to say symbolize again. He kept leaving out the B in the word. Shuli asked him to use it in a sentence. Bobo said ''I have to symolize today's lesson.'' Howard asked what that word means. Bobo said it means something similar. Howard asked what that even means. Howard asked if he's telling him that the word ''symolize'' means similar. Bobo said you symolize something to express it.
Fred Bobo said a vacuum symolizes a cock in his asshole. Howard said he's something else. Howard asked what the difference is between a chain and a necklace. Bobo said that they are necklaces. Bobo said sometimes they wear that stuff. He said that they have crosses on the chain. Howard asked what the cross symolizes. Bobo said it's symolizes his love of God. Robin asked what that means. She asked what it's similar to. Bobo said he meant to say something else.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who said he wants to give Bobo advice. He said he doesn't wear that police stuff. He said please don't wear a police shirt or hat. Shuli said he walks around with a fake police badge and a gun. Erik said he's on a police show. Howard said he's something.
Gary said Erik is a flat out crook. Erik said that's in the past. He said we're in the future now. Howard said we're in the present now but okay. Robin was cracking up. Erik said don't wear that police stuff. Howard said they have an entire force of fake police there.
Bobo said he went into a store the other day and got a coffee and they thought he was with the police and he corrected them. He said he wasn't going to take a free coffee.
Erik said he never uses the fake gun when he goes out to the store. He said he brings it to Blue Bloods. Bobo said he can't do that. Howard said look who's telling him. Bobo said don't let anyone see it. He said they think it's a real gun. Howard said exactly.
Howard asked Erik about the tweet he put out about killing himself. Erik said he has court today. Shuli said he's getting evicted. Howard said just leave, why go to court. Robin said he has to be made to leave. Howard said Erik wrote that he took a bunch of pills so he doesn't have to go to court. Erik said he gets very tense when he goes to court.
Shuli said he wants people to pay attention to him. He said when he can't get a hold of certain people he puts out messages like that. He said that's why he does that. Erik said that's not true. Shuli said he acts out when he can't get in touch with a certain girl. Erik said it was about going to court. He said he spoke to someone about adult protective services and they're going to help. Shuli said Erik had someone who was going to pay for it but that deal fell apart and he's just been living there since. Shuli said they're going to keep Erik there until they find him another place to live. Erik said they're going to give him back pay for as long as he's lived there. Howard said who knows.
Howard said Erik has announced that he's running for president. Bobo said oh god. Howard asked who Bobo thinks he is. Erik said the mayor made a great move today by closing the schools.
Howard played a clip of Erik announcing he's running for president. Erik said if Elizabeth Warren can run he's putting his ballot in to run. Howard said how dare you say that he can run if Elizabeth Warren can run. Erik said he's going to come up with some good reasons why he will become president. Howard asked why she's the one he brought up. Erik said he's going to run against her. Robin said she didn't say she hates Erik so she's running.
Howard played more of Erik talking about how he wants to run and he needs a campaign manager. He said he's not joking. He asked who wants to be his manager. Robin said he can't even pay his rent. Howard said at least he'll be in the White House. Erik said he'll get a dog and name it Pocahontas. He said that he will have a basketball court there at the White House. He said he has to find an executive chef too.
Howard said this poor guy is out of money for rent and now he's stuck with Erik. Howard asked if he came to him and asked him to leave. Erik said this guy ran the network for him and Gonzo. Howard said this is the guy who runs owns the apartment. Shuli said that's a different guy. Howard asked if the owner has ever asked him to leave. Erik said he hasn't. Shuli asked how long he's lived there. Erik said he's not sure. Robin said she's sure that the guy knows. Shuli said it has to be over 4 months. Erik said it must be.
Howard said once people get in they won't leave. He said it's like an epidemic. Robin said you have to go through a long process to get them out. She said it's all of this crazy stuff. She said it can take over a year or two to get them out.
Howard asked Erik if he has someone telling him to get out. Erik said he has to go to court. He said he can't contact him except through court. Howard said he'd hate to be a landlord. He said he wouldn't be able to take it.
Shuli said he knew a guy who had people like that and he bought 5,000 crickets and released them into the house to chase them out. He said they eventually left. Robin said she had a friend like that who went and changed the locks and she got arrested. Bobo said it's called established residence. Howard said thanks to officer Bobo. Bobo said he knows for a fact that you have to go through due process to get them out.
Erik said he asked Bobo to give him driving lessons. Howard said no one wants him on the road. Erik said he knows how to drive. Shuli told him to pay his rent first. Bobo said someone took him on Hollywood Blvd. to teach him how to drive.
Howard said imagine the house Erik lives in. Erik said he smokes his medical marijuana in there. Howard asked if he pays for his utilities. Erik said he pays them. He said he pays all of that. Howard said if he didn't pay maybe they could kick him out. Shuli said he thinks he's getting enough just to cover that stuff.
Howard asked Erik if he's running just because he cares about the country. Erik said he is. Erik said he watched the Michael Cohen testimony and he's baffled by it. Howard said he bets he is. He asked what his policies are. Erik said that one statement he made about when he and Trump were in Chicago and he made a statement about being in an area that wasn't safe. He said that he said Trump is a racist. He asked how you know if he said that or not. He asked how you know who is lying or not. Howard asked what doesn't baffle him. He said he's not sure what his point is. Erik said that we need a different voice of reason. Howard asked what he's trying to do that Trump isn't doing. Erik said he wants to legalize marijuana in all 50 states. Howard said he might vote for him. Erik said he wants global warming too. Howard said he's all for that too. He said he wants to be warm.
Erik said he's not going to meet with Kim Jong Un. He said that was a waste of a trip. Howard said he's right about that. Erik said he might have Bobo as his vice President. Shuli said now he has his vote. Robin said he does have a life hammer. Erik said Bobo is smart and he knows what he's doing and he can drive him around.
Howard asked if he will fight for the wall or just drop it. Erik said he would build a fence, not a wall. Robin asked if that will keep out the drugs and the gangs. Erik said yes. He said you can see who is behind the fence. He said with a wall you can't see behind it.
Howard asked if he'll let the kids out of the cages. Erik said he will. He said they're innocent kids.
Howard asked what he thinks about abortion. Erik said he's not for it at all. Howard said you know that he would have been aborted.
Robin asked if Erik has a criminal record. Shuli said he may have dabbled. Erik said that's in the past and this is the future. Howard said Erik's slogan is ''Make America Lazy Again.'' Erik said he wants to make America high.
Howard asked Erik why he has a big police badge on his background picture on Twitter. Erik said it's not a policies badge. He said it says ''detective'' on it. Howard asked what it is about them pretending to be cops. Bobo said that's what he's talking about. Erik said it's not a detective shield. Howard said Ronnie wants to be like that too.
Shuli said Erik once asked if he wanted to go visit the cops at the Port Authority. He said Erik was asking to be finger printed and to see the people they had locked up. He said the cops are busy working so they don't have time for any of that stuff.
Howard said he'd recommend going on Erik's Twitter account. He said that its mostly suicide threats. Shuli said people tell him all the time that he should check in on him because of those things. He said they happen all the time.
Erik mentioned that he's on Adderal. Howard asked what they have to pay for that. Erik said he has to pay for that out of his own pocket. Gary said that it's coming out of health insurance. Erik said he pays $6 for it. Shuli said everyone else is picking up the tab for that with their taxes. Erik doesn't understand that.
Erik asked if Howard takes any medication at all. Howard said here and there. Erik asked what he takes. Howard said he'd rather not say. Erik said he takes about 20 different medications. Shuli asked him to name some of them. Erik ran down a list of the stuff he's on. The list went on and on. Howard said they have 15 more to go. Erik said he's on... what else am I on?
Howard asked how he keeps track. Erik was still trying to figure out what he takes. He said he takes half a Percoset at night. Shuli said that you could stop a Buffalo with that stuff. He said he's not even sure what planet he's on.
Howard asked if he takes anything for his gout. Erik said he hasn't had that in a long time. He said he takes stuff for his cholesterol.
Howard said Adderal is like $700 for 100 pills and Erik is paying $6. Howard said he'd be careful mixing all of those pills. Robin asked if he has a doctor telling him how to take all of that. Erik said he does.
Howard said he has to take a break. He said goodbye to Bobo who said that he won't be wearing that police stuff from now on. Howard told Erik not to kill himself. He let Bobo and Erik go. They went to break a short time later.
Howard said he was reading about the Michael Jackson documentary and people are saying they're surprised that he may have been into little boys. He said they whipped his estate into shape after he died. Robin said he is the highest paid dead celebrity. Robin said when he died no one was playing his music because of those questions about the kids. She said when he died they started playing his stuff. She said his family has gotten that all together.
Howard said Oprah has turned and she's going to interview the two dudes who claim they were molested by him. Howard said they claim that he had them naked on all fours. He said he has to watch that HBO special. He said Oprah is giving the voice to the kids who claim they were molested. He said Oprah is into everything. He said she's into that and so much more.
Howard said one day she's talking about pizza and then running for president. He said now she's talking about Michael Jackson. Howard said spoiler alert, he might have liked young boys.
Howard said that he never liked Michael Jackson. He said he's one of the people who just didn't get it. Robin said there are so many great songs. She said there were people who wanted to dress like him. Howard said that's weird. He said Bobo should dress like him. He said Bobo should dress like that when he's interviewed. Robin said he ran around in military uniforms. Howard said Bobo should wear rotating Village People outfits.
Howard said he wanted to run through some stuff. He said that he's embarrassed that he likes that song ''Baby Shark.'' Robin said she doesn't know that one. Howard said he thought it was sweeping the country. Howard had the song to play and he sang along with it. Howard knew all of the words to that one. He said this is what kids are listening to these days. He said Richard's son is into it. Howard said he knows the song though. He said he's not sure where he heard it.
Howard said he doesn't know where he heard it. He said it may have been online. Robin said she's not sure what Howard is up to. Howard said they're celebrating different ethnicities.
Howard said he wishes that he could have a hit song like that. He said he should have written Baby Shark. He said he was jealous of Rick Dees for having Disco Duck. Howard played more of the Baby Shark song.
Jason came in and said that he did tell Robin that this is what they were doing. Robin said he did not. she said that Jason told her it was just between red and white. Howard said he doesn't care. He said he just wants to see Richard take wine in his ass. Robin said do it then.
Jason said they wanted to do this because they got the bottle of $800 wine that Robin ordered that night she was out to dinner with Howard. Jason said they want to see if Richard can tell the difference between that and the other two. Jason said they have a spit bucket for him too. He said JD is going to be the ''Somili-ass'' for Richard. Howard said Robin should be able to tell the difference. Robin said she was told it was between red and white.
Howard said what he remembers is Benjy from that night with the wine. He said that he invited Robin and Gary, his wife Mary and Benjy to dinner. He said this was Danielle restaurant and it's a number 1 or 2 restaurant in the world. Jason said you can't even get into the place. Howard said he had them out for a nice dinner and it was Gary, Mary, Fred and Alison... Gary said Robin and Benjy were solo.
Howard said this fucking Benjy was late. He said that's what he remembers. Gary said Howard was pissed. Howard said Benjy showed up late for work and for that dinner. Howard said Danielle has 2 Michelin stars. He asked what that means. Robin said 3 is the highest. She said that they have 2. Gary said they're in the top 3 restaurants of the city.
Howard said they had a nice table and Benjy shows up late. He said he thinks it was summer. Gary said it was winter but Benjy came in sweaty. Howard said that's why he though it was summer. Howard said the whole issue with him was not coming to work on time and that's what he does.
Gary said that's not the first time Benjy did that. He said they went on a private jet to Bubba's wedding. He said Benjy almost missed that too. Howard said they called the plane for noon and everyone got there 15 minutes or so early. He said that everyone was there but Benjy. He said they were all ready to take off. He said Benjy doesn't show up until noon. he said everyone made it a point to show up early except Benjy. Gary said Howard was stressing out and he was ready to leave without him. Howard said he couldn't leave early. He said Benjy pisses him off so much he doesn't even remember the $800 wine. Gary said he has a very good memory of that. He said Robin ordered the first bottle and Howard didn't know the price. Then Howard ordered more. Jason said they peeled off the labels to give them to him. Gary said that has never happened at any restaurant. Gary said it was like a card you open up.
Howard said he would have been an asshole if he had asked what it cost. Robin said she should have asked to see the wine list again. She said she was trying to give Howard a signal. Howard said he should have learned that signal. He said he knew he was in trouble when they ran a credit check on him.
Gary said that the bill came and he thought it was going to be $250 a head. He said he saw the bill started with a 4. He said he told Mary that and she thought it was impossible. He said he called Howard and asked about it off the air and he said they were going to talk about the 3 bottles of $800 wine on the air. Robin said no one warned her about it. she said that she came to work and Howard said he had a bone to pick with her.
Howard said Benjy being late upset him even more. Jason said that Benjy showed up late and they had to stop talking. He said it's such a control thing. Gary said he saved himself that night by telling stories to Beth. Gary said that those stories were fucking nuts.
Howard said the other thing was that Benjy had a glass of wine and didn't finish it. He said if you're not into that wine then don't take a glass.
Howard said they just want to pour wine into Richard's asshole. He said that Robin has to participate in some way. Robin said she'll watch like everyone else. Robin said she asked Jason what it was going to involve and she was told it was just between white and red. Robin said she isn't going to play that game. She said she asked if this is what the game was going to be. Jason said she didn't.
Gary said Jason has been working on this for a month and this is his baby. He said he just found out that his baby has been aborted.
Richard came in and said that Robin should have a little fun. Robin said this isn't fun for her. Richard said they had a full set rehearsal on Friday. Robin said they have probably been testing this for a month. Richard said they were using water. He said he had water poured in his ass. He said it was cold too. Gary said Richard and Sal are quite a pair. He said Sal was holding his legs over his head and he was dropping his balls on his face. Richard said he was squeezing his balls for that. Howard said he's not stopping this for anything. Richard said he thinks he has taste buds in his ass. He said he got 5 of the 6 beers right. He said he thinks he missed the pumpkin beer.
Howard said JD wants to go in Robin's place. He said so what if she loses. Jason said that he'll take full blame here. He asked if Robin thinks she could tell the difference between the wines. Robin said you can have a great cheap wine. she said it all depends on how much of it they can manufacture. Howard said he'll do it instead. He said he'll go up against Richard's asshole.
Howard said he's going to go in Robin's place. Richard said he's ready for that. Howard said if he can't beat his asshole he's got a problem. Howard asked JD what he's going to be doing. JD said he'll be pouring into Richard's ass. He said he was the first one to pour into his ass. He said his ass looks weird. He said it looks like he has two assholes. Howard said maybe it's a tongue. He said he may not be able to beat him if he has a tongue down there.
Howard asked if it swirls around going into his ass. JD said it's weird to watch. Richard said it's like the monster in Return of the Jedi.
Richard said that JD is worried that when he spits out the wine that he might get some on him. Gary asked if he can guarantee he won't shit when he spits. Richard said he can't make any promises. Howard said they should wear masks. Richard said he'll have the bucket right there by his asshole. Howard said they'll figure this all out tomorrow.
Will came in and said that he saw this going on last time and he saw the beer go in there like he was sucking it in. Howard said they can get some white wine for Robin if she wants to be a part of this. He said he doesn't care as long as they get to see him drink that wine with his ass. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard said he saw Luke Perry had a stroke. Robin said he's 52. Howard said it's weird to think about him having a stroke. He said he still thinks of him as a kid. Robin said your genes wear out at a different rate. Howard said he looked older on 90210. Robin said 52 is young to have a stroke. Robin said he's on Riverdale now. She said it's still a teen show. Howard said 90210 was like teen porn. He said the teens in porn are older so he was used to watching that.
Howard said in the teen porn the mom is teaching the step daughter and her boyfriend how to have sex and they all look older. He said Luke looked old and so did that girl Andrea. Robin said she didn't watch that show. Howard said she looked like someone's mom on the show. He said he didn't realize that time passed by and Luke is now 52. Robin said they're rebooting 90210 and they're saying that Tori Spelling and a couple of other women are going to be part of it. Robin said she's really excited about that because she's been having some financial problems.
Howard said he hopes the stroke didn't do too much damage. He said he hopes he's okay. Robin said with the new treatments they can avoid a lot of those deficits.
Howard said he has Luke on the phone. He picked up and the guys were playing Asian Pete clips. They had him reciting lines for the bit. They had him saying stuff they couldn't understand.
Howard said he thinks they have milked that for about as much as it was worth. He gave up on the call. He said lest anyone think that was the real Luke Perry. He said that was Asian Pete.
Howard said Luke was there on MTV with him and Luke introduced him and then he introduced Metallica or something. He said he was his co-presenter actually. Howard said they introduced Metallica. Robin said then he upstaged them. Robin said they forgave him eventually for that. Robin said he still hasn't forgiven her for that $800 bottle of wine.
Howard said he isn't sure why but his mother has that in her head and she doesn't think that Michael was a pedophile. He said he talked to her about that. He did his mother's voice talking about why she doesn't think he was a child molester. Howard said he was dumbfounded when he heard this. He said he wondered where she came up with this. He said he already had him convicted in his head. Ralph said that must have fucked him up because he trusts his mother's views. Howard said you don't know what's going on there. He said his mother didn't sit there and entertain him all day.
Howard wondered what pedophiles do. He said they always have a house and video games for kids to play with. He said they scrape together their version of Neverland.
Ralph said that maybe Michael liked to play with that stuff. Gary said Brent is upset with Ralph over that. He said there were two eyewitnesses. Ralph asked where they were when he was alive. Ralph said it's kind of lame that the guy is dead and they're dragging his name through the mud. He said that they'll never know what his answer was to this because the guy isn't alive.
Robin said that they didn't just choose Michael. Ralph said the family is suspect too. He said it's all very suspect to him. He said he's not sure why they want to convict the guy when he's not around anymore. Gary said there are two witnesses. Ralph said that doesn't make him guilty. Howard said he's right. Ralph said that this is how many years later and now they're coming forward?
Robin said she watched the Sammy Davis Jr. documentary and he never had a childhood. He didn't care about other kids. She said he got into women. Ralph said Michael did have some mental issues. He said you can't compare them just because they're black. Robin said they were both child entertainers and that's why she's comparing them. She said he did not turn around and say he wanted to hang around with kids because he didn't have a childhood.
Howard said they're never going to have the answer anyway. Ralph said it's two parts. He said it's worth watching. He said you get to see the visuals of the kids and the whole family going to Neverland. Howard said he's not sure who would let their kid do that. He asked who lets their kid sleep over with an adult.
Howard said Michael once told that Martin Bashir guy that there was nothing wrong with sharing a bed with a boy. Howard said he heard that and he was like ''Oh yes there is.'' He said he thought something was wrong there after he heard that.
Ralph said some of this was kind of funny but just saying it happened doesn't make it true. Howard said there's a lot of smoke there where there are accusations. Gary asked what their reason for lying would be. Ralph said the one kid they profiled last night came along and he was like second best to Macaulay Culkin. Howard said he's not getting money for this though. He asked what he thinks about the guy drawing Michael's penis and getting it right. He drew it with Vitiligo on it. Robin asked why he didn't go to trial. Howard said he went to trial and Michael was found not guilty. Howard said that he should not have seen his penis. Ralph said he could have seen it accidentally.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they still dredge stuff up about Hitler. He said they're not going to stop talking about someone just because they're dad. Ralph said this is different. Ralph told Howard to hang up on that guy. Howard did hang up.
Gary said there were settlements with some kids. Robin said they never convicted Michael of anything. She said it's not clear how the kid knew what his penis looked like.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he agrees with Ralph. He said people can say anything. He said if he had sleep overs with children that's sick. He said they don't have proof that he did anything.
Howard did his mother's voice again and talked about how these kids are innocents. King asked how often he thinks about dying. Howard said he thinks about it a lot. King said he does too. Howard said he thinks about it but not for long because it's too painful. He said you can't focus on your own death because it's too freaky. He said your mind just changes the topic.
Robin said she used to think about the funeral and things like that. Howard said you can't contemplate the world without you. He said maybe suicidal people can look at it. Robin said she was thinking about the world without her. King said in his head... Howard asked Robin how far she got with her fantasy. Robin said she thought that they weren't sorry enough so she had to stay. she said she was punishing them with her suicide and they didn't care enough so she had to stick around. Robin said that they won't get what she wants them to get.
Howard said he has the clip of the accuser talking about what Michel liked to do. He played the clip and the guy said Michael liked it if you bent over and spread your cheeks. He said Michael would masturbate to that.
Ralph said it sounds like there was no touching. Robin said you can't do that with kids. Howard said he has to go. King said he has just one more thing. He said if you're going to lie on someone don't make it so obvious. Howard said this fucking guy. He asked how much Michael Jackson they can talk about.
Howard said you can't say goodbye to King of All Blacks. He said he just keeps talking. Howard played more of the accuser guy taking about what Michael would have him do when he was with him. He did claim that Michael would stick his tongue in his anus.
Howard said that's pretty heavy. Robin said the stories seem to match up. She said there have been criminal cases and things like that. she said that they could have matched up their stories. Howard said he's not willing to say he wasn't a pedophile.
Gary said people wondered if Bill Cosby could be like that and it turns out that stuff was true.
Howard said they have no proof that Robin's dad abused her but why would she make that up. He said she'd have to be completely fucking insane. Robin said she'd be ridiculous.
Howard said he was watching some of that Michael Cohen stuff. He said he didn't get to see it all. He said maybe it was on Wednesday. He said that Cohen called Trump a liar. He said if that's true maybe he was lying on their show about the women he would rate. Robin said a liar doesn't always lie. Howard said maybe his ratings were off then.
Howard said he was busy running around doing something on that day. He said he had breakfast for dinner the other day. He said they love diner food. He said he and Beth got omelets at a diner. He said they went out and had that for dinner. He said he really liked it. He said he realized he likes breakfast food for dinner.
Howard said he has more stuff to get to but he has to take a break. Howard said he wants to play Lenny Dykstra clips. He said he's in trouble in his neighborhood.
Howard came back and took a call from a guy who brought up the Michael Jackson thing. He said when he was 35 he started to get vitiligo. He said that his penis looks like a coy fish now. He said no one regularly sees a penis that looks like that. He said that's the smoking gun. He said these kids both described it in the same way and that sealed the deal for him. Howard said there you go. He said that's the smoking gun for Chief the caller.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he wants to figure something out. He said this Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande and now he's with Kate Beckinsale. He asked how he's doing it. Howard asked why it is that when a guy gets a great looking girlfriend men have to wonder why. He said the guy is successful on a big TV show and he's entertaining. He said that guy is better looking than him. He said that men love to do that to other men. He said we're shit heads and we think we should get other women. Howard said people ask him how he got Beth and he tells them that he's successful and he has rock and roll hair. He said it's insulting. Howard said Pete charmed her. He said that's how. The caller asked how he gets in the same room with her. Howard said he should be asking how Kate got Pete.
Howard said when he sees a guy with a hot woman he thinks he must have coke and a big cock. Howard said Pete doesn't throw himself on women. He said that women eat that shit up when he puts himself down. Howard said women don't want guys walking around with a man bun.
Howard said Ariana Grande is cute but Kate Beckinsale is a woman. He said that's like driving a Ferrari. Robin said she objects to that. Howard said even he objects to what he just said. Robin said she's a beautiful creature. Howard said Pete doesn't have to be all quiet about that relationship. He said he saw him making out with her at a Rangers game and he had full tongue in there. He said he loves that.
Howard said Pete is playing it right. He said that Kate isn't a spring chicken either. He said she has a 20 year old kid. He said Pete is having the time of his life. Howard said if you find yourself being jealous then just get over it. He said Pete is doing it right. He said once you get one hot chick it rubs off. He said he experienced that in college. He said he hung out with a hot girl and another chick saw him with her and wanted to steal him away. He said she broke up with him when she found out they weren't dating. He said they were just in the friend zone.
Howard said when Trump got famous he was able to just go grab women by the pussy. He said what a country. Robin said you have to be proud.
Howard said the hot chick community is small. He said word spreads. Howard said if Pete comes in there again he'll ask how he got her. He said he probably just said hi. Robin said someone was taking credit for introducing them. Howard said maybe it was Spade. Robin said he would have taken her himself. Howard said she's right.
Howard said Pete should host a master class in how to get laid. He said he'd watch that. He said he saw Pete in the paper today walking around with Kate. Howard told Mike not to be so jealous. He said go get your own girl. Mike said he's married. Howard said all of these guys are out there worried about Pete. He said you'd be surprised if you put yourself out there. He said you have to have a good job. Robin said not every chick wants that. Howard said you have to go to work.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he would do a documentary for Netflix if they asked him to. He said they'll give him 10 million for it. Howard said they could have had him at 5. The caller asked if they wanted to do an hour on him and how he lives on Long Island and stuff like that would he do it. Howard said sure. The caller said they should it. Howard said he'd like to be on Stranger Things. He said they could age one of the kids and he comes out looking like him. Howard said he'd get to hang out with Millie Bobby Brown.
Howard asked if Robin wants to hear from Ralph again. He wondered what the fuck is going on with him. Howard took the call and Ralph said he wants to say something about Pete Davidson. He said he gets access to places where Kate might be. He said she has a small pool of guys to choose from. Howard said he's right. He said Pete knows how to hang. Howard said Pete is in that room. Ralph said she likes funny guys and he's there. Robin said that caller was acting like Pete stole his way in there.
Ralph said Pete is just having fun. Howard said he's seen Ralph do stuff like that. He said he got chicks from Star Trek and people like that. Ralph said he went to a Playboy party and the chicks there know if you have something going on. Howard asked if he fucked a Klingon. Ralph said that wasn't him. He said he went out with that girl from Deep Space 9. He said she wasn't Klingon.
Howard asked if Ralph blew Data. Ralph said that guy is a great actor. He said his name is Brent Spiner. Robin said he was in another show that got canceled.
Howard played a clip of the woman crying over what's been going on with Lenny. She was saying that he's ruined the neighborhood. They had other neighbors complaining about what's been going on there. They've had cars towed and people ringing doorbells saying they have a delivery with nothing in their hands.
Howard said one woman threw herself in front of the news van when they came to visit. Howard said they called Lenny to get his side of the story. He said they have access because of Robin. He said they should make a modern day Munsters based on Lenny's life.
Howard said John Wayne Gacy didn't have complaints from neighbors like this. He said Lenny Muster would be really good. Fred played the Munsters theme and played some Lenny drops. Howard made up what the Munsters remake would be like with Lenny.
Howard played a clip of Lenny telling his side of the story. He said he bought the house and fixed it up. He said the thing was a mess and he fixed it up. He said one old hag was crying over it. Howard said what's wrong with these people. Robin said he made it look like Miss America with real tits.
Howard said Lenny does admit that he has a lot of women at his place but that's only because he gets a lot of pussy. He played another clip of Lenny talking about the women that visit.
Howard had another clip of Lenny talking about how someone died at his house but they were brought back to life with paddles. Howard said he also talks about some issues he's had with his fence. Howard played the clip and Lenny talked about the neighbor going off on him about the fence and how she was allergic to vinyl. Lenny said it all went bad when he called her a bitch.
Howard said imagine you have a nice neighborhood and then Lenny moves in. He said it sounds like he's not too thrilled with living there either. Howard played a another clip of Lenny talking about how Linden is the armpit of the country. He said that he's not thrilled living there. Howard said he's not sure what he's doing there. Robin asked when he's going to leave. Howard said it sounds like he'll be out of there soon.
Gary said the guys are saying that Lenny bought the house. Howard said they're saying he's selling it now. Gary said he wanted Memet to invest in it. Howard said Memet can't even afford his own house. Gary said Memet has clean credit which he loves.
Howard played a clip of Lenny asking to come crash with Robin and she can squat on his face while he squats in her house. Howard had a song that they had Lenny sing about that whole mess too.
Chris came in and said that they are DM'ing on Instagram. He said that he proposed this week for a drink and he said it's very hectic for him but maybe next week. He said he ran into him in the hall and they had an elevator ride down. He said he was very sweet to him. He said that the DM's are very business. Howard asked if they have shared any dick pics yet. Chris said Benjy suggested he send him one as his first message.
Howard said the guys are saying that he doesn't have 7 inches. Chris said that he's not sure why but the guys are saying that he can't. He said that he may have rounded up a little bit but he has close to 7. Howard said he rounded up from 3 to 6. Howard asked if the guys are right. Chris said that he measured 6.5 and he rounded up. He said sue him.
Howard asked why he's arguing with everyone. Chris said it feels like an attack on his manhood. Gary said that one guy is needling him about it. He said that he'd have to be this big. He showed Howard. Howard said he'd topple over if he had that. Chris said that's not that big. He said he has foreskin too.
Howard said he should measure it. Gary said he'd do it. Chris said he's not sure how he can get hard at work. Gary said he's sure he could do it based on what he's looking at back there. Chris said he's at his hardest when he's measuring. He said he had better bring goggles in there to measure it. Howard said it would be funny if he came in his eye. Gary said he can measure him from the side. Chris said he might have to take a Viagra or something. He said he can't stay hard with this guy watching him.
Howard said they need an accurate measurement. Chris said that's fine. He said the guys weren't buying it. Gary said the guy busting his balls says it's not possible. Chris said that he'd have to be around a lot of cocks to know that. Howard said he's getting angry over some dumb stuff. Chris said it's insulting. He said he's honest about everything to a fault.
Howard asked if he has heard from his boyfriend. Chris said he got a rambling text from the guy on Friday and that killed all of his feelings for him. He said he was told he should be thanking him for getting him on the couch with Andy Cohen. He said he feels better now after getting that text. Howard asked if he was upset about him talking about him on the show. Chris said he made it seem like he was out for vengeance. He said he was just being honest about what's going on in his life. Howard said now Andy is his future. He said he runs 20 TV things.
Chris said he's seen Andy doing things and he thinks he's not that busy. He said he had a sex dream about him. He said he's never thought of him in that way. He said he had invited him to one of his shows and after that there was an after party. He said he was wondering if that was the drink they were getting. He said they were in a loft and a mattress on the floor. Howard made noise like he was jerking off to the story. Chris went on with the story and talked about how he was blowing him in the dream. He said he woke up and masturbated to it.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she is a big Andy Cohen fan and she's not sure if this is a love match. She said he's a little too whiny for Andy. Howard said they have to wait and see how it goes. Howard said he can see Chris' dick in Andy's ass.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he believes the cock size thing. He said that he's an older gay man and he has some advice. He said if he's looking for love in the gay world he's going to have a hard time. Robin asked what kind of advice that is. Chris said it's probably true. Howard said that he knows of some gay couples who are very happy. Howard asked if he sees George and Brad and sees hope. Chris said that guys his age don't have it the same way. He said that's a different generation.
The caller asked if he's using George and Brad as a happy symbol. He said that they have sex once a week and George will go out of his mind if you flash a cock in front of him. Howard said he knows everything about George.
Howard said the update is that they haven't gone on a date yet but maybe next week. Robin asked what that guy's advice was. Howard said he thinks it was that there is no hope. Chris said he had a lot of people reach out to him and they were very supportive. He said if Andy doesn't want to go out with him that's fine. Howard said that Benjy thinks that Andy was hitting on him. Chris said that if he gets that drink before he does then he'll be upset. Robin said Andy also has people he'd like to hook him up with. Chris said that's great and that's what he's aiming for.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he wants to know how Chris got this text from the guy who he broke up with. Howard said you can't block that. Chris said you can but he's never done it. He said that was the one window in. He said he has blocked him on that as well now. He said it just bummed him out. The caller told Chris to toughen up a bit. Howard said he had it tough.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a buddy who is like 5'2'' and he's got an 8 inch cock. He said Mark the Bagger had a big one too. Howard said the guys are just busting his balls over it. Chris said it threatens some people's masculinity. He said he has a big cock so just deal with it. He said 7 isn't even something to write home about. Howard said he was 6. He said he wishes he had a bigger cock though.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that he has some advice for Chris. He said he should just take control of it and tell him when he wants to go out. He said don't make it a date. Howard said Chris talked to Ralph last night. Chris said it was like 90 minutes. He said Ralph is a bit of a douche bag but in a good way. He said he calls him out on shit. He said he kind of likes that.
Howard wrapped up with Chris and Ralph and did a live commercial read. They went to break after that.
Howard said he used to hang with Rob a lot. He said he doesn't get to see him since he moved back to California. He said he was his one friend. He said they looked cool walking around with their rock star hair. Robin asked why he'd move away from his friend. Howard said he was cool. He said he had a dog named Dracula. He said it was funny. He said his wife was hot too.
Howard said it's time for some news. They played a song parody for Robin. Howard said he was clapping to that one. <>Howard said he got a top secret link to tonight's Bachelor episode. He said that tonight's episode is the best in the history of the show. Robin said he's getting into that area. She said that Chris Harrison is always saying that. Howard said you have to watch. He said he promises Robin that this is going to be the best. He said they've had 23 seasons of that show. He said that it's doubled up though so it's not 23 years.
Howard said he is a member of Bachelor Nation. He said that he makes Chris Harrison spread his asshole open and masturbates to it. Howard said he's declaring it the best. He said he won't say more so he doesn't spoil it.
Robin said she's not part of the bachelor nation. She said she may watch it but she's not joining that. Howard said for his fellow bachelor nation people he says it's the best.
Howard said he can't believe that the world will go on without him. He said he doesn't believe it. Robin said it just happens.
Robin was about to do a story and said that Howard doesn't do a lot of ordering in. Howard said he actually does. Robin said she has a story about a guy who dipped his balls into some salsa of a delivery he was making. Robin said that he posted the video online. She said that this is what the guy said you get when you give an 89 cent tip. Howard said he follows Johnny Knoxville on Twitter and he saw that story on there. He said that Johnny has a hotline for all of this weird shit. He said he posted that immediately. He said Johnny thought it was a scream. Robin asked how you know if he didn't post it. Howard said he once dipped Fred's balls in taco sauce and it was real good. Robin said the guy got fired of course. she said she's not sure how he knew that he was only getting a 89 cent tip. Robin asked what good it does if you do that. She said he could warn the guy. Howard asked if she would rather have balls or a cock dipped in there. Robin said she's not sure. Howard said he's going with the balls. He said they are closer to the asshole though. Robin said you're not going to go front. She said you go with the worst part.
Robin said there's a thing in New York where they're thinking of going tipless in the city. Howard said you'd feel like a dick then. Robin said that's only because of their training. Robin said you just pay people more. She said it's all in the bill.
Robin wondered if Richard is feeling better because a bunch of unions are begging Amazon to come there. Robin said they want them to come to Queens. She said a whole group put that plea together. Robin said they want the jobs there but she's not sure how Bezos is feeling about that. Howard said poor Richard bought that apartment where Amazon was going to move. He said it was ripped right away from him. He said his apartment would have sky rocketed in value.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he failed a class and he wrote a story about how Howard stern was the most influential person in America and his teacher said he's not and he flunked him. Howard said he would have too. The caller said Howard is the greatest. Howard said he might not be to this guy. The caller was explaining how influential he is but he wasn't making a good argument for the paper. Robin told him what he should have written about. Howard hung up on the guy and did a live commercial read
Robin asked Howard what he tips for delivery. Howard said he over tips. He said he got Chinese last night and it as like 60 bucks and he gave $25 for the tip. Robin said he didn't even make the food. Howard said he's famous and it's a whole fucking deal. He said he also has no balls in his food. He said he's not looking for balls.
Howard said he has an attitude for people who serve. He said we forget that people who work as servers work hard and they don't get paid a lot of salary. He said it's almost like a charitable contribution. He said some people don't tip. Robin said she does more than 20 percent. She said sometimes it's 35-50 percent. She said she always thinks that if everyone tipped everything would be okay. She said that she sees people barely able to drag out a couple of bucks for a cab ride tip. Howard said the other day he bought a waiter a summer home.
Howard said the guy who dipped his balls faces 3-15 years in prison. He said they should throw the book at him and give him 15 years. He said that's just wrong. He said don't be a dick and take the law into your own hands.
Robin read a story about Netflix and Steven Spielberg being involved in a little tiff. Robin said Spielberg doesn't think streaming movies should be eligible for the Oscars. Robin said she thought it was odd but she has gotten used to it now. Howard said that movie Roma was up for an award. He said it has to be in the theater in some way. Robin said the majority is on Netflix though. Howard said he might be with Spielberg on this. Robin said Howard is the worst because he loves streaming movies. Howard said he's never going to a theater. He said he won't even go for the super hero movies.
Howard said he knows they're fighting that battle but they'll lose it. He said everything is changing. He said movie theaters are gross. Robin said everything is gross out in public. Howard said they have bed bugs in New York. Robin said not every theater has them. Howard said he doesn't like movie theaters. Robin asked if he has seen Dear Evan Hanson yet. Howard said not yet. He said he's not going to go to that.
Howard said he went to see John Mellencamp at the Beacon. He said if everyone stayed seated you could sit and watch the show. He said this woman stood up and had her fat ass in front of him. He said if she would just sit down they could all see. He said this was last Wednesday. He said he just wanted to sit there and watch. He said this woman shouldn't have been there. He said she moved to a seat that was empty. He said she wasn't able to dance but she was trying. He said just go home and dance. He said he doesn't want people dancing in front of him. He said it's so fucking annoying. He liked the songs but not the people. He said he can't stand people. Howard said he told Beth he wanted to hit the woman on the head with a hammer. Robin said he has gotten to be a cranky old guy. Howard said it wasn't that kind of concert. He said it was a slow song and she could have sat down.
Howard said John even had to tell people how things were going to go. He said John was saying don't yell out during a song. He said if you want to yell go out in the hall and yell. He said he admires that. Robin said Paul McCartney said that they were going to play a couple of new songs and he was fine with everyone singing the old songs. She said that Paul said he was going to play the new songs anyway. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin asked Howard if he knows what a combine is. Howard confused that with a concubine. Robin said that they pulled over this guy who owns a NFL team and he got a DUI and he was suspended from like 6 games even though he doesn't play. Robin said they may do the same to Bob Kraft. Robin said the combine is when the NFL has college students who are eligible to be drafted come in and show what they can do. Robin told Howard about all of that. She said they ask some weird questions and one guy said he was asked if he has both his testicles. Robin said there was no indication that he didn't. Robin said they might be trying to throw them to see how they handle confrontation.
Robin read a story about George HW Bush's dog Sully. She said that she has an update on that. she said the dog was bought back to Long Island. She said that the dog is going to be a service dog for Walter Reed medical center. Robin said the dog will be seeing about 15 people a day. Howard said he should get himself a service dog. He said he wants to do less and less. Robin said they are amazing animals.
Robin read a story about a kid who got vaccinated despite his mother not wanting him to will testify in front of Congress this week. Howard said there's been an outbreak of something like Whooping Cough lately. Robin had some audio of this kid who got vaccinated talking about what he'll be doing. Howard said all of this stuff had been cured. Robin said this kid got vaccines for a bunch of things after his mother didn't do it for him as a child. Robin said this guy is 18 now and he gets it. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Trevor Noah getting some heat lately. Robin said Trevor made a joke about the tensions between India and Pakistan and some people have accused him of being racist and insensitive. Robin said he said that the nuclear armed countries would be the most entertaining of all time because of the Bollywood style dance numbers they would have. Robin had some audio of him doing his impression of what that would sound like. Robin said that you can't really tell jokes anymore. Howard said you have to be careful when you do.
Robin read a story about how more people are entering the presidential race on the democratic side. Robin said Bernie Sanders held a rally in Chicago and said his time there taught him a valuable lesson. Robin had audio of Bernie talking about change taking place from the bottom on up. Howard asked if he's a bottom. Robin said she didn't know that.
Robin said the governor of Washington State is entering the race too. Robin had some audio of him talking about climate change.
Robin said that President Trump was at the CPAC event and he made a 2 and a half hour speech. Robin asked if Howard saw any of that. Howard said it was too long. Robin said it's a long time to watch someone talk. She said Trump walked over and hugged the flag on stage. Robin said he did what his base loves and went off script. Robin had some audio of his bat shit crazy ramblings. Robin said he went on and on going from place to place. She said she's not sure what he was doing. She said he brought up Hillary Clinton at one point and people were chanting ''Lock her up'' again.
Howard took a call from fake Bernie Sanders who was talking about what he's going to do for the country. He went on and on for a few minutes and Howard said he might have to bail on this. He did that a few seconds later. He said he tried.
Robin read a story about the summit between Kim Jong Un and President Trump. Robin said Trump walked away and there were too many things that Kim Jong Un didn't want to do so he walked off. Robin had some clips to play.
Robin read a story about the Michael Cohen hearings and had some clips to play from that. She had clips of him talking about Trump and what went on with Stormy Daniels and things like that. Robin said this started talks about impeachment and this is going to go on and on.
Robin read a story about Hillary Clinton being honored. She said she was at a breakfast in Selma, Alabama where she got an award. Robin had some audio from that event. Howard said he thought Trump was going to lock her up. He said he doesn't get it.
Robin read a story about SpaceX, one of Elon Musk's companies, which is one step closer to sending astronauts into space. Robin said they did a test over the weekend. Robin had some audio of Musk talking about that launch test. Robin said that's a win for them.
Robin read a story about some tornados in Alabama that hit yesterday. Robin had some audio of someone talking about the death toll being at 22 so far. Robin said the search will continue for survivors today. Howard said what he's afraid of is Sharknados. He said he saw that on TV. He said Benjy was involved.
Robin read a story about 4 Americans and a pilot dying in Kenya over the weekend. Robin said that the cause is under investigation. Robin said they haven't released the names of the people who died yet.
Robin read a story about the lead singer of the band Prodigy dying over the weekend. Howard said he didn't hear that. Robin had some of their music for Howard to play. Howard said they had some good songs. Robin said they used to play them. Robin said Keith Flint was found dead yesterday at his home. Robin said he was 49. Howard said they say he could have killed himself.
Robin read a story about a Voice contestant who died. Robin said Miley Cyrus talked about her in there. She said this woman had trouble breathing on Saturday and she ended up dying at the hospital. Robin said they think she had a blood clot go to her heart. Robin had some of her singing on The Voice. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about how he told Robin not to walk Leaving Neverland. He said now she's upset about it. Robin said it was a devastating day yesterday. She said Luke Perry died and she was watching that documentary. She said Michael Jackson is a pedophile. Howard said he was going to try to console her off the air but he didn't get the chance. Robin said he made her evening even worse. She said he made that comment about The Bachelor being the best episode ever. She said she was all whacked out and she watched that show and watched that guy cry his eyes out. Howard said that guy is a weirdo. He said it's great television.
Howard said he watched American Idol even though he hates it. He said he was compelled to watch the show. He said it annoys him that it came back. He said it failed and then it came back. He said he finds Katy Perry oddly compelling but he gets annoyed with her. He said she's very nice he thinks. He said they do that thing where the kids march in and the judges sit there judging them and they each have to speak. He said all three of them say the same thing. He said that Lionel Ritchie sits there watching the other two. He said Katy and the other guy aren't funny but they think they are. He said the country guy looks like Matthew Perry. He said he looks kind of like that George Reeves guy who played Superman in the 1950s.
Howard said he gets annoyed that Ryan Seacrest has another job. He said it's annoying that he's so peppy. He said he read that he separated from his girlfriend too. He said he was getting really annoyed with all of that. He said this guy trades in his girlfriend every 3 years. Howard said he's obsessive and he was annoyed with himself for looking at those pictures. He said the girlfriend is a chef and something else. He said she makes her own almond milk. That annoyed him too. He said that he'd have his girlfriend on that morning show to make her milk. He said she's super hot and way good to him. He said she decorated their apartment and things like that. He said their kitchen is very big apparently and he's annoyed by that. Howard said now Ryan has dumped her.
Howard said on Google they have image categories so you can see the girlfriend in a bikini category. He said maybe it was bathing suit. He said he was clicking on those and checking them out. He said she looked damn good. Robin asked why they split up. Howard said it satisfies him so much to see the bikini pictures. He said that's what he wants to see. He said everyone must want to see that.
Howard said he was getting annoyed watching American Idol. He said he sees Ryan working another job on there. He said it's not enough to just sing. He said you have to write songs. Robin said you really don't have to. Howard said they were telling one kid he had a Billy Joel vibe. He said he might sound a little like him with the piano but he's not Billy Joel.
Howard said he's obsessed with Ryan Seacrest and who will be next with him. He said this woman he was with did so much for him. He said she was making this almond milk on this morning show with Ryan and she was making it for him. He said now he's dumped her. Robin said they say that they dated on and off for years. Howard said you know what that is.
Howard said they say they love and respect each other even after this breakup. He said Ryan even gets a nice breakup. Robin said he has Teflon in his life. Howard said the guy loves it. Robin said she's not sure how you have a relationship with him. Howard said he had a problem with that too. He said he's not sure how he even has time for Kelly Ripa. He said he seems to function just fine. Robin asked what he even does.
Howard said he was talking about Katy Perry and this other guy. Robin said he's Luke Bryan. Howard said they're youthful and clown around with each other. He said this Luke Bryan don't pay attention. He said Lionel is sitting there trying to get in on it. He said the whole thing just upset him. Robin said they are so desperate to make something happen on that show like what happened on The voice. Robin said they fall over each other. Howard said they wanted that on America's Got Talent too. He said he told the he's not a real good chemist. He said they were all nice people. He said Heidi and Mel B were really nice but he had no plan on making friends with them. He said they wanted fun time hijinks. He said that's Howie's thing. He said Howie will pop out of a cake or something. He said he didn't know what to do. He said he was told to have some fun but it wasn't fun for him.
Howard said they wanted him to do his hair in a common area. He said he'd get his hair hot ironed and Heidi would be there trying to do his hair. He said that he didn't want her doing that. He said he didn't want to be on camera with the hot iron. He said that was his beauty secret. He said Heidi wasn't on camera getting made up. He said the days were long over there.
Howard said he would get a meal on set and then they wanted them all to eat together. He said no one wants to see him eating on camera. He said then they're eating and Heidi is asking him about what he eats and drinks. He said it was so stupid. He said they weren't going to put it on the show. It was like living in the Big Brother house.
Howard said one day this guy was crying that he didn't make it through. He said he was a fan of the show so he asked to speak to him. He said he went over to talk to the guy and the cameras are following him. He said he went over to have this talk that he thought was going to be great. He said then Howie, Heidi and Mel all show up and cram in on his fucking moment. He said then he's like ''this is ruined'' and he walked away. He said you can't even have a moment. He said they told him that Howie had some fun things planned for that. He said he had just had it. He said it was over.
Howard said he sees Lionel Ritchie trying to corkscrew his way into things on that show. He said Katy Perry is really kooky. He said she ate an entire bag of potato chips with the bag. He said she must feel compelled to be funny. He said he would just fast forward and watch the auditions. He said some of the kids need a talking to. He said they don't have a Simon Cowell kind of guy on the show. He said Lionel is out of nice things to say. He said he tells them they're special like 4 times. He said Katy will start to cry. He said even that country guy will cry. He said it was kind of sad because this one kid had a brother who killed himself and then a younger brother who killed himself. He said then Luke reveals that he lost two siblings. He said he cut that guy a break after hearing that.
Howard said that kid with the suicides is going through. He said they don't show a guy like that and not have him go through. Howard said Katy at that whole bag of potato chips. He said she's the new Lucy.
Howard said he watched the whole show. He said he must like it. Robin said she likes The Voice better. Howard said he has bad taste in shows. He said he's watching The Bachelor and stuff like that. He said he can't watch documentaries. He said stop recommending them. Robin said she just watched one on Marco Fontaine. Howard said don't start in with him. He said he'll watch anything with killers in it. He said he watched the worst movie ever. He said it was a guy who was ex-military and he gets out and retires and his wife gets killed. He said he loves that awful stuff. Robin asked if he watched Peppermint. Howard said he did and it was bad but he loved it. He said she gets a gun and she knows how to work every single one of them. He said she's a genius.
Howard said he took Karate for a month, got kicked in the throat and quit. He said this Jennifer Garner goes out and learns all of this stuff and kicks ass. He said she's hot. He said she was good in the movie but the name of the movie was dumb.
Howard said he watched The Walking Dead too. He said it's getting long in the tooth but he's sticking with it. Robin said she keeps seeing the promo for the show Maggie is on and she wonders why she left that show for this.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a quiz for him about Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend. He had Howard pronounce Almighty, Almost and Almond. He thought Howard was pronouncing it wrong. Howard told the guy to get out of there and called him an asshole. Howard said what a dick. He said whatever he says is right. He said he's pouring his guts out about his life and this guy is picking him apart for saying Almond the wrong way. He said this world is full of cunts.
Howard said he has to get back to his obituary in a minute. He took a call from a woman who said that guy was trying to pull a Mac-hine on Howard. Howard said the guy was trying to set him up. The caller also said that Luke Perry looked like James Dean and it's a sad day today. Howard said if he had a deal where he got to bang all of those women he got but he could only live to 52, would they take it. Robin said maybe he should ask Fred that. Howard said Fred didn't even fuck chicks back in the day when he met him. He said he may not have even masturbated. Fred said that's just not true.
Howard said Gary might have an answer for this. He asked the question if he would take that deal where he dies at 52. Gary said at 30 he may have taken the deal. He said not now. Howard said Kelly Preston might be one of the hottest chicks of the past 50 years. Robin said she's not sure about that. Howard said she's not a man. He said he has heard things about her. He said he doesn't need to be sued though.
Howard said that one thing Robin didn't know was his real name. Robin said she actually did. Howard told her it's Coy Luther Perry III. Fred played some drops of Riley Martin saying some fake names. Robin said Coy Perry would have been great. Howard said it would have.
Howard said Luke died after suffering a massive stroke. He said that JD is constantly thinking about getting a stroke. Robin asked what's wrong with him.
Howard said Luke died yesterday. He said they felt bad because he used to do the show a lot. Howard said he had an interaction with him and he loved the show 90210. He said that he did the MTV Video Music Awards in 1992 and they were not able to get a single celebrity to co-present with him. He said Luke was the only one who would do it without hesitation. He said Luke was brave enough to do it. Howard said that was great. He said Luke had so much fun doing it. He played a clip of Luke introducing him as Fartman at the MTV awards.
Howard asked JD why he doesn't exercise and diet better if he's worried about a stroke. JD said he is working on both. Howard said JD walks away from the microphone when he answers a question. He said he must know there's going to be a follow up. JD said that's just something he does. Howard said now he won't leave and he doesn't have more questions for him.
Robin asked why he's all dressed up today. Howard said he's prepared for the Richard drinking wine in his ass thing. He said he saw JD wearing slacks today and he looked good. He said he has to upgrade his wardrobe. JD said he does wear the same things over and over. Howard said try getting some slacks. He said he can get something similar. He said he looks good. JD said he's 100 percent right about Kelly Preston. He said she's one of the hottest chicks on the planet.
Howard asked JD if he was a genie and he asked if he would take all of those women that Luke had, in their prime, and a whole list they don't even have, but you have to die at 52, would he take it. JD said that's a tough one. He said he hates thinking about death so much. He said that Kelly Preston taking her clothes off in a movie is one of the best ever. He said he might die of fucking before 52 if he had that.
Howard asked JD what he would do if he was with Kelly Preston. JD said her breasts in ''Mischief'' were so great. He said he doesn't know what he would even do. Howard said JD could have more women other than her. He said he'd get Shannen Doherty. JD said they can move on from her. He said he's not into her. Howard said JD would actually get tired of fucking Kelly Preston. JD said that's the way to do it.
Howard said you should see the fantasy going on in JD's head right now. JD said there is a lot going on in there. Howard asked how long he thinks he's going to live. JD said he has no idea. He said he has a lot of relatives who have lived ''fairly older.'' He said he might make it to 80. Robin asked what age he's thinking. Howard said he just said 80.
Howard said Luke Perry was one of the guys who was brave enough to be on stage at the VMAs. He said he actually grabbed his ass cheeks and rubbed them on stage. Howard played a clip of Luke doing that and telling him he had a great ass. Robin said rubbing his ass didn't give him good luck. Howard said he might have died younger.
Howard said teen girls everywhere were jealous of him. He said that they didn't bleep him once for that on MTV. He said several years later they wanted to recreate that for his movie and Luke turned that down. He said it was a weird time for Luke because he was coming off 90210. He said Luke called him for advice off the air. He said he must have told that story. Robin said she's not sure.
Howard said Luke came off 90210 and here was talk of a big movie career. He said he asked him to be in Private Parts and Luke probably figured that it was going to be a piece of crap. He said that Luke called him years later saying he regretted that decision. He said John Stamos stepped in for that role. He said that he wanted it to be as autobiographical as possible but Luke didn't want to do it. Howard said he and John stay in touch via email. He said John is a character. He said he wanted to post a picture of his baby in a Howard Stern onesie but he wants to keep his kid private. The next day he's in People magazine with the kid. He said he can post that picture now. He said he's happy for John but he liked the pre-baby John. He said he was fun.
Howard said John Stamos runs rings around Luke Perry when it comes to pussy. Robin said of course. Howard said John does it all privately but in his day Luke probably took lessons from John. He said John had super models hanging out at his house. He said he didn't have time for them all. Howard said if John came in there and talked honestly about that stuff it would be the greatest radio show in history.
Howard said the women who were with John never hated him either. He said they all have good relationships. Robin said they say the same thing about Luke. Howard said there would be standing room only at his funeral.
Howard played a clip of Luke Perry talking to him about not doing Private Parts during an interview. Luke said he would do the next movie if he wants him to.
Howard asked who Robin would rather be with in their prime, Luke or John. Robin said she has to think about this. She said that John offered himself to her once. She said she turned him down. She said she can't stand a guy with a long list. She said she has no idea what's going on there. Howard asked who she would take if they didn't have a long list. Robin said she would have to say John. Howard asked if she regrets turning him down. Robin said no. She said that John did say they ought to fuck but she didn't do it. Howard said she's very unpredictable.
Howard said that's going to haunt Robin on her death bed. Robin said she does think she should have fucked more. Howard said he always told her that. He said he'd love to hear that conversation in her head. Robin said that was her one regret. Howard said she should have fucked more. He said in the old age home she'll be thinking about that.
Howard said the thing with Luke is that he asked him to be in Private Parts. He said he turned to him for advice once. He said they shared an agent. He said he had Don Buchwald with him. He said that Luke said he had people knocking on his door to do movies and stuff. He said Luke asked him about Don and what he thinks. Howard said he told him he's like a brother and he loves the guy. He said Luke said they don't treat him so well over there. Howard said you have to do something before they treat you well. He said that he wasn't doing anything when he started. He said that they try to be wise for you once you have something going on. Howard said Luke was confused. He said he didn't have an agent that didn't want to represent him. He said they think that agents get you work but they just make the deals. He said they can't really get you work. He said you get the work yourself. He said he hired Don when he was working at WNBC. He said Don had a business plan. He said he told Luke about all of this. He said he told him that Don would do a great job for him. He said Luke said he wasn't sure. He said he signed with another agency. He said he ended up doing a movie called ''8 Seconds.'' He said it was in theaters for 3 seconds. Howard said he remembers talking to Don about it and he said he wouldn't have advised Luke to do that.
Howard said he has so many friends in show business who switch agents as soon as something goes wrong. He said they don't blame themselves. He said they blame the agent and that's a mistake. He said he lost touch with Luke over the years but he was very fond of him. He said he always wished him well. He said he could have had a movie career if he had relied on the right people to pick what he turned down.
Howard said Luke was a good guy and he thinks he could have had a big movie career. He said that he just finished shooting a Quentin Tarantino movie. He said that would be a wonderful thing if that's big for him. He said he hopes it does well. He said Luke has a history with them and the show and he will be missed. He said he wants to thank him again for doing the MTV thing and grabbing his ass. He said Luke used to say that people think that John Stamos was the guy on stage with him. He said he should have done the movie. He said he was a nice guy. Robin said he had two kids.
Howard said they didn't mention Fartman in his obituary. He said not one mention of that. Robin said they are making a big deal out of it. She said she wasn't able to sleep yesterday and she saw Nightline and they did a whole thing on Luke. She said that they're all doing special tributes. Howard said they say that the fumes from his asshole are like a 9/11 thing and that cost him the stroke.
Howard said Robin came out of retirement to record a song for Luke Perry. He said this is Robin singing ''Amazing Grace.'' He played the song and Robin was way off key. Howard said this is a fitting tribute. The song went on and on with Robin singing off key.
Howard said people are asking if Robin was in labor during that song. He said this is a woman who turned down John Stamos.
Howard said he saw that Ian Ziering posted about Luke Perry. He said he didn't see Jason Priestley posting about it though. Howard said Gary isn't happy with that guy. Gary said he was kind of a dick to them. He said he did a charity ice hockey game and Jason pulled his skates out from under him. Howard asked why he was feuding with him. Gary said he wasn't. He said he thinks Jason got upset with some of the stuff Howard said about him and he took it out on him. He said the E! show crew caught him doing it. He said he didn't know that he did anything until they showed him the tape. Howard said Gary said he wished that it was Jason instead of Luke. Gary said he did but he probably shouldn't have said that. Howard asked how Jason is these days. Gary said he thinks he still looks good. Howard told him to look under bikini. Gary said Jason is older but he still looks good. He said he's handsome guy.
Howard said Gary is playing god there. He said he's vengeful Booey. Fred played a bunch of Gary clearing his throat drops. They played a song parody about Gary's throat clearing too. Howard said that's called Uptown Phlegm from Eli Braden.
Howard said this show is fun. He said he's going to take a quick break. He said the show is exciting today. He said Richard is going to try to drink wine in his asshole and try to identify which one is the most expensive. Howard said Robin was upset with the whole thing but he doesn't care because he just wants to see Richard drink it with his asshole. He said he did it with beer and it was maybe the best thing he's ever done. Howard said he will take a break and have some phony phone call fun and then have Richard drink wine with his asshole. They went to break after that.
Howard said Frampton thought he made a huge mistake when he was in Humble Pie. He said then he put out Frampton Comes Alive and it was huge. Robin said Linda Ronstadt says that they used to sweeten the albums back in those days. Howard told Robin to tell her to shut up. Fred said Frampton didn't do that. Howard said write Linda a letter and tell her to shut up.
Howard said people correct him when it comes to Prodigy. He said it's actually The Prodigy. Howard said it's that and the way he says almond. Howard played some of The Prodigy's ''Firestarter.'' He said he read about his death online and he saw one guy who said that all of us aren't that far behind you. He said that guy bummed him out. He said we're all going to be dead. He said we act like we're in it ourselves. Robin said the guy from The Prodigy's name was Keith Flint.
Howard said he was reading a comment about Keith dying and someone said his music wasn't that good because it was too loud. Howard said fuck you to that guy. He said turn it down then. He said you have a volume control.
Howard asked Fred to play the other song by The Prodigy. Howard asked what this is called. Fred said it's ''Smack My Bitch Up.'' Howard said what a song. He said he can't believe this guy killed himself. He said that's fucked up. Robin said it is.
Howard said he wishes they hadn't talked about Luke Perry's stroke. He said now he feels like he's going to have one. Howard said he's stroking his penis over there. He asked Fred to turn the song off. Howard said that's Ike Turner's favorite song.
Howard said that this guy is horrible. He said he's more annoying than Mel Gibson. Howard said this is how it could have gone. He told Steve's story in 2 seconds. He asked why that's so hard. Steve said he was trying to build it up. Howard said he has to get out of this conversation. He hung up on the guy and talked to Mel Gibson clips instead.
Howard said he doesn't know why everyone has to call themselves something other than what they are. Robin said he really didn't.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she has a 20 year old son and he's only had a girlfriend for a few weeks in high school. She said that he may not have gotten laid yet. she said she's not sure if she should help him in any way. Howard said she did a good job asking that question. He said no one wants to hear from their mother about that. Howard said his parents were very strict but very liberal in the same breath. He said he asked his mom to bring him to the doctor to see if he had VD. He said the doctor brought him in and he asked for this test. He said the doctor said okay and said they won't tell his mother. He said he wanted his mother in there. He didn't care.
Howard said his mother still tells that story to this day. He did his mother's voice talking about the whole thing with people. Howard had her telling him to take out his schmeckle and show it to the doctor.
Howard asked the woman why she cares what her son is up to. She said she's just afraid that he might end up like the guy on The Bachelor. Howard said that guy is weird because he was in the NFL and wasn't getting laid even though he could have. Howard asked if her son looks okay. She said he is 6'3'' and he has blue eyes and glasses. Howard said he's probably gotten laid. He said he just isn't telling his mother. Howard asked when she last got laid. She said it was last night actually. She's married.
Howard took a call from the woman's son who told her to stop because all of the kids are listening at school. It was one of the guys in the back doing the voice for the son. He was whining about his mother telling these stories on the air. Howard let her go after that. He said he'll get to that phony phone call after the break. They went to break after that.
Howard said he thinks of Kato Kaelin when he hears Keto. He said he's not sure about what it's doing to women's pussy but the thing is with diets there has always been some diet. He said it comes down to cutting down on calories. Robin said this is for controlling illness too. She said a lot of diabetics use it. Robin said she has had to take things that raise her blood sugar so she uses the Keto diet.
Howard asked Robin how her vagina is. Robin said it's fine. Howard had to hang up on the caller because he kept talking over Robin. Howard said he has no clue about this diet. He said Gary's breath was horrific when he was on the South Beach diet. Gary said he has no idea what this Keto thing is.
Howard said Gary has to lose weight. He said some of the guys there are getting big. He said Luke Perry was thin and look at what happened to him. He said these guys are walking around like ticking time bombs. He said it's crazy. Robin said she was just reading that King Kong Bundy died at 61.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Bobo is the best. He said he likes it when he calls in. Howard said they got some good mail about his call yesterday. The caller said he's one of the best callers he has. He said a guy like JD is not interesting and gets a to of air time. He said he's one of the greater staff but he doesn't find him half as interesting as Bobo. Howard asked if he doesn't find it interesting when JD talks and you can't understand him. The caller said he doesn't. Howard said you have to trust him on this stuff. He said he knows what's good for the show. He said Bobo got some good feedback yesterday.
Howard had Bobo on the phone to hear that from Rocco. Rocco said that it's an acquired taste. He said you have to stick with it.
Howard read some of the email he got about Bobo. There were some positive emails in there but there were a lot of negatives too. Howard said someone accused him of not knowing anytime about safety. Howard asked if he blocked someone for quizzing him. Bobo said he doesn't put up with any nonsense when it comes to safety.
Howard read a comment about him being radio gold. Howard said some people do think that he does want people to think he's a cop wearing that cap he wears. Bobo said maybe he got disillusioned from working with people all those years. He said he was just carrying it over by wearing it.
Howard asked if Bobo worked on that word he was saying yesterday. Bobo was still saying it ''symolize.''
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's sorry but he loves when Fred and Howard do their imitation of Bobo but he keeps calling in and he's not sure why. Bobo said you have to keep with it. He said he never hangs up on the host. He said Jeff the Drunk does that and it's not right. He said you never hang up on the host. The caller said that he'd never call back to the show if he treated him like that. Bobo said it's entertainment.
Howard had Jeff the Drunk on the phone yelling at Bobo but he hung up before Bobo could argue with him.
Howard said this guy from the band Hatebreed hates Bobo. Howard had a song parody from him that they just sent in. They were singing that Bobo is a fucking bozo. Howard asked if Bobo is happy about that since he's a famous guy. Bobo said they did put a lot of production into that song.
Howard asked if Bobo has a question. Bobo said he does. He said they're saying that Sharon Osbourne has tourettes. He said she doesn't. He said she might be bipolar. He said that she's always stood up to people. He said she doesn't have an affliction. Howard said he doesn't know what this is. He said that he heard Bobo listens to those song parodies about himself throughout the day. Robin said you can't insult Bobo. Fred Bobo said he has a retarded iPod with a wig on it.
Howard asked if Bobo really does that. Bobo was holding the phone away from his mouth again. Howard asked what his favorite song parody is. Bobo said he likes a bunch. Howard asked if he likes Bobo is an asshole or Bobo is a shithead. Robin said she likes the asshole song better.
Howard was going to let Bobo go but he asked what he thinks about the Sharon thing. Howard asked who said that about her. Jason said she said it and made it up as a joke about the way she speaks. Howard said she's just making it up because of the way she talks. He said he can't explain this to Bobo. He asked how you get that wrong. Howard said he Bobo takes it like she's really saying that. It was a joke.
Robin said Bobo said ''they'' have been saying it. He didn't say she said it. Howard said he has to go. He said he has to get to a phony phone call and get Richard in there.
Howard played a previous call they made to Kathy from a party boat. Then they called her again months later and it was the same guy who died on the boat but she didn't question that. Howard said this one was from a zeppelin. That explodes at the end.
Howard said this guy never dies. He dies in every call but he calls her back and Kathy acts like she doesn't know him. Howard said it is strange that he's on a zeppelin and he remains on the phone with her. Howard asked who is on a zeppelin anyway. Robin said she didn't question any of it.
Howard said in this one Rocky calls Kathy from a ski resort in the Swiss alps. Howard said she is completely unaware of any of what's going on. Howard said they got Melissa Joan Hart to do this call with them. He said she makes a special appearance in this.
Howard played the call and Rocky calls Kathy and tells her about being in the Swiss Alps. He told Kathy he is a yodeler and he demonstrated for her. That caused an avalanche. Rocky was skiing away from the avalanche and he had a bunch of famous people up there with him. He said Melissa Joan Hart was even there and got in on the call. Then Rocky ends up dying at the end of the call. Kathy said he hung up. She said they should all send prayers.
Howard said imagine that Melissa Joan Hart just died in that call and Kathy didn't even care. Howard asked what her story is. He said they keep calling back to her. He said it's enough with her. He said they're going to call from a Dynamite factory next time. He said you know how that one is going to go.
Howard said he likes how he's skiing for his life and Kathy doesn't even care. He said they have one where Rocky is going to call from inside a whale.
Howard took a call from Rocky who was in the hospital. Howard spent a short time talking to him about how he's doing.
Howard said they have a call where Rocky is going to call in as a guy going back in time to kill Hitler. He said everything will change. He said Fred won't be born. Howard said that's the latest in the Rocky Pendergast calls. He said he loves that he yells out ''Largo!'' when he's dying. They went to break after that.
Gary came in and asked what he thinks a fair amount of time is to let them know if he's retiring. Howard said he doesn't even know. He said he can't give an answer. He said he knows he's miserable there and he'd be miserable at home. He said he might as well make some money. Robin asked how he's going to get all of this out. Howard said he has no opinion of his own. Robin said she's talking about how he gets so pissed at things and how is he going to get it out. Howard said he'll just tell Beth. He said she hates when he's negative. Robin said he'll have to keep his mouth shut.
Howard said the alarm went off the other day and he was like ''Just kill me'' and Beth pointed that was the first thing out of his mouth. He said think about how lucky Beth will be hearing all of his opinions on her own. He said at least there Robin listens to him. Robin said she enjoys listening to him let it all out.
Howard said he has to tell everyone what's about to happen. He said this is the 10th anniversary of Robin buying that $800 bottle of wine. Robin said they keep bringing it up. Howard said he had forgotten about it. He said he was over it. Robin said she has never done anything but order 3 bottles of $800 wine. Howard said he was listening to a tape of Robin and she said that she was going to buy dinner all of the time from then on. Robin said she doesn't mind buying him dinner. she enjoys it. Howard said look what good has come out of this.
Howard said Richard has prepared this special entrance for this. He said Sal is going to wheel him in like Hannibal Lecter. He said that he's going to be wheeled in and then they'll set him up on this set for the wine test. He said that he'll be trying to tell which one is the high priced, mid priced and low priced wine. Gary said the low is $8. Robin said there are some that are $2 that have won awards.
Howard said they have not doctored this test at all. He said last time Richard did this with beer and he was able to pick 5 out of the 6 they put in his ass. He asked if there is a way to taste anything with your asshole. Robin said no.
Howard said he has a special song for Richard before he comes in. He said this is a song parody about Richard's asshole. It was by Little Mikey.
Howard said JD is the Sommelier but they're calling him a Sommeliass. Gary said he's there to get sounds from his ass. JD said his asshole looks weird. He said it's almost like there are two holes there. Gary said it's like a clit near his asshole. Robin said she thinks that's a tongue.
Gary said Richard moved this weekend and he hasn't changed his underwear in 4 days. It was all packed up. Howard said Richard's wife got pregnant and they moved into a one bedroom apartment. Howard said he finally realized that they can't get away from the baby. Howard said the apartment was near where Amazon was and that should have sent the price up. Gary said now they're in the suburbs. He said that's why he didn't have underwear for 4 days. Robin said he didn't have to pack all of his underwear.
Howard said this is exciting. He had Sal wheel Richard in. Howard said that's disgusting. JD said all he sees is balls. Robin said that is just sad. JD said he feels like he's watching a gaping porn. Howard said they practiced this a bunch of times and he still hit his head.
Richard said he has notes to take about the wine. Howard asked if he can taste things with his ass. Richard said he can and he thinks everyone has the ability to do that. Howard asked if it tastes the same in his ass as it is in his mouth. Richard said it is. He said you get the same sensation from both. Howard said he wouldn't pay attention to him normally but he did it last time. Richard said he backed up his claims. Robin said she's not sure how he figured it out. Richard said he figured it out on the show.
Howard said Sal seems to be enjoying this. Richard shook his cock at Sal. Sal laughed. He said Gary touched it with the microphone. Howard said there is nothing funnier than Richard with his cock out. Gary said he doesn't have much there. Howard said Richard has more than he does.
Howard asked if Richard could tell the taste difference between vanilla and chocolate ice cream. Richard said he thinks so. Howard asked why he wants JD to see his ass. Richard said he did it the first time and he wants him to continue. Robin said it's tradition.
Howard said JD is fine with it. JD said that he's used to it. Howard said he gags when he looks in his asshole. JD said when the liquid goes in his ass pulsates.
Howard said Richard cleaned his ass out really good for this. Richard said he did so his taste buds are clean. He said he can tell the taste as soon as it goes in. Gary said they have a spit bucket for him to spit it out in. Richard said that's the way you do it with real wine. JD said they have water and oyster crackers for that.
Howard said to clean out his asshole they have crackers to put in there. JD said Richard requested them. He said they'll crush them up and put them in there. They'll squirt it out with a squirt bottle.
Howard said he should say this for the kids at home. He said you can die doing this. He said it does get absorbed. Richard said the first time he did this was after Robin read something about that in the news. He said that's why they tried it.
Howard asked Robin what this is like for her. Robin said she looks at him from the waist up. She said she's not looking at his penis. She said his penis is ridiculous. Howard said that's all he can see from where he's sitting. Robin said she has a lot blocking him thankfully.
Howard said on the app they have tried to be classy and they blur it all out. He said he'd like to leave it out there. Gary said it's so non threatening that they should leave it out. Robin said she was watching MSNBC and she saw them leave the word ''bullshit'' in uncensored. Robin said this is what people need to see. Howard said he's advocating that they show it. he said they may not show it if Sirius decides not to show it. Gary said the asshole is just disgusting but the penis is humorous.
Howard asked if they're ready for this. Richard said he's ready. JD was ready. Howard said Sal is holding his feet back. Sal was disgusted with his ass. Howard said he has to take a look. He did that and let out some moans. Richard said he thinks it's from aggressive wiping. Howard said it's like Alien.
Sal said he's pulling him back and getting the most stretch out of his ass. Howard said they're going to hold a microphone up so they can hear this being poured. JD was ready to pour. He had glass A ready to go. Howard said one is an $800 bottle, one is a $50 bottle and one is an $8 bottle. He said Richard thinks he can tell the difference. Howard said Gary is the only one who knows which is which.
Howard asked if his ass smells. JD said that it doesn't smell but it looks like that thing from Return of the Jedi.
Howard had them go ahead with it. JD poured glass A into his ass. Richard said he's swishing it around. He said he can taste some stuff in it. He said he has to write down what he thinks it is. Richard asked them to clean out his palate. Richard was going to try to spit it out.
Howard said this was funnier before he became a father. JD asked if he's ready for glass B. Richard was ready. JD poured it in and Richard said he can taste it. He said he's getting a taste of the fermentation. Howard asked how this one is. Richard said this one is softer and silkier. He said it's smoother too. Richard asked to be cleaned out again. JD did his thing and put some crackers in there. Richard asked him to blow dry his asshole too. JD said he's not going to do any of that.
Howard had JD pour the last one. Richard took that one all in. Richard said it's not as smooth and silky. He said that has a nutty taste. Howard said he's curious to hear the results. Robin said he noticed 3 different sensations. Richard said this one has a nice floral bouquet.
Howard said he's worried about how many germs are on JD's hands. JD said he was worried about his grip on the glasses. Richard asked to be wiped down again. JD did his thing. They were doing something that Howard had to tell them to calm down with.
Gary said it's like Richard's asshole has gotten bigger. Richard asked to taste wine A again. Howard had JD pour some in. Sal still had his legs held back. Richard asked for some chocolates to be put in there too. Howard asked which one is the most expensive. Richard said B. Howard asked for Least expensive. Richard said C. Howard looked to see what they had. He said that the most expensive was C actually. He said Richard said that was the least. He said wine A is the $100 bottle. He said that was the mid grade. Richard said he's more of a beer than a wine guy. Sal said it's time for his punishment. He did something and Richard grabbed his balls. Richard said he's stronger than he is. Sal took out his penis and he was going to smack him on the face like this. He smacked Richard with it. Richard said he doesn't care that he did that.
Howard asked what they learned from this. Robin said she's not sure they learned that he has taste buds back there. He said Richard must have some kind of ability back there. He said maybe they should do the beer thing again.
Gary asked if he could taste a strawberry and chocolate back there. Sal said of course he could from the texture. Howard said maybe they should do some of that.
Howard said they didn't have the conclusion they hoped for but they could do another Beer tasting. Robin said they never checked to see if he could do the beer thing two times. She said that they can do that and see if beer is his forte.
Howard said this was an experiment gone horribly wrong. He had JD taste the wine himself. JD tried the expensive stuff and said it was just alright. Robin said it has to breathe or age. Gary said they took it out early this morning. Richard told him to try the cheapest one. JD tried that one and said it wasn't as strong so he kind of liked that more. JD said it has more tannins in it.
Gary was asking Robin about how she knew the price of that wine when she picked it. Robin said that she did and she tried to let Howard know what it was. She said he didn't know what she was trying to tell him.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that it's getting rough in there. He said since Richard is in position try some sodas to see if he can tell the difference. Richard said he's not sure if that would eat through his asshole. Howard said they should try some stuff like that. Richard said he doesn't' drink soda. He said he drinks wine and beer. He said maybe coffee. He said as long as it's not hot it should be fine.
Howard asked if he could taste the difference between almond milk and milk. Richard said he doesn't drink it that much so he's not sure. Howard asked what Sal has. Sal said he has Pepsi and Sprite. He said they can test it. Howard said he thinks he's had enough.
Howard asked Sal about vaping and doing all of this other stuff that's not good for him. He said he took Propecia for his hair. Sal said he read that the Lipitor is not good for your liver and things like that. Richard said the hair stuff was from some country and it wasn't the real stuff. Sal said he got it from India.
Howard said last year Sal didn't even go to see how he's doing. Sal said he was feeling pretty good and thought he was doing fine. Howard said 2 years later he went from what to what. Sal said he went from 220 to 300. He said that his HDL was 50 and his LDL was 175 or something. Sal said he eats a lot of red meat and cheese. Howard said he thought he was going to diet. Sal said he thought the supplements would balance it out. He said now he's on a strict diet. He said he's on this diet and then he might have to do the Lipitor. Howard said he has to go on it. He said 300 is really high. Richard said he would spend like 5 minutes taking all of the supplements every day. Sal said he's worried about the Lipitor. Robin said he has to do it.
Sal said he stopped with the supplements. Howard asked what made him think he could figure it out. Sal said he Googled it. Howard said Lipitor is one of the most prescribed drugs in America. Richard said he took it and got his levels down and then stopped.
Howard said it's typical of Sal to do his research and go from 220 to 300. Howard said this was a great day. He said it's too bad Richard didn't come through. Richard said he'll work on another test.
Robin said it was bogus because Richard doesn't even drink this stuff. Richard said he would know the difference between champagne and things like that. Howard said tell them the shit he thinks he can taste. Richard said he can tell Dom Perignone from Prosecco.
Ralph asked if it really goes in his asshole. Howard said it does. Ralph asked how it happens. Howard said you have to see it. He said they have to show it on the app. He said they have to check with the powers that be.
Howard said they should figure out what to taste next. Howard said he may not even show this on the app. He said his hair doesn't look good. Sal said it looks great. Howard told him to shut up.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he is in cholesterol sales and Sal is in serious trouble. He said that he's just building plaque in his arteries. Howard said Sal is curing it on his own. He said no need to worry. The caller said that he could do it intermittent dosing and he'd be fine. He said that is not good dude.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who asked Richard if he takes his coffee light or sweet. Richard said he takes it black with Splenda. Erik said he wanted to come in and bring coffee in there. Richard said he doesn't' want him near his ass. Erik wanted to give him a taste test. Howard said he doesn't get it. Erik said he wants to see if he can tell the difference between three brands. Howard said he wants to do tit with his mouth. Erik said he can do it with his ass. Richard asked Erik if he wants to try it in his ass. Erik said he knows his coffee. Richard asked if he wants to do it with his ass. Erik said sure. Howard said they're going to pour it into his asshole. He said Richard will do it too. Erik said he knows his coffee. He said he drinks a lot. Richard said they should do it then. Erik said he has never had it in his asshole. Erik said he can give it a try. Howard said Richard can really do this. Erik said wow.
Howard asked what happened in court yesterday. Erik said it went good but he has to go back on Monday. He said they found him another apartment and they have to agree to let him stay there another two months. Howard said the poor owner of that place will have to fumigate. Howard said Erik doesn't get it. He can't taste this stuff in his ass.
Howard took a call from Balls who said he thinks everyone is focused on the wrong question. He said they should be asking how his asshole got to be like a sink drain. Howard asked where the wine went. Richard said it went inside and soaked in. He said it just gets absorbed.
Howard said they have to figure out if they can show this on the app. He said he thinks they'll have to see it to enjoy it.
Howard said he has a guy on the phone who can help Sal out. He said it's Alex Jones. He took the call from fake Alex who said that they should not take Lipitor. He said that he should be taking this stuff he sells on his web site. He got in his ad for the stuff they sell there that can help him. Howard spent a little more time talking to fake Alex before letting him go.
Howard said he's going to make sure next time that he's going to be involved in his asshole. He said they'll figure out what he can identify with his asshole. He said they'll do another round in a couple of weeks. He said they'll let him prove he can taste with his asshole. Richard said JD said he wasn't that far off with the wine. Howard said good luck with the cholesterol to Sal. He went to break a short time later.
Howard said Richard had an idea for him before he left. He said Richard suggested doing a sweetest smelling butthole. He wants to sniff the staff assholes. Howard said he told him to sit on that for a while.
Howard said he's looking at the list of things that Sal was taking. He read some of the list and said some of the stuff isn't FDA approved. He said his cholesterol went up after taking all of that.
Howard said the best way to lower your cholesterol is to stop smoking and exercise. Robin said he's more worried about vaping than lowering his cholesterol.
Howard said a lot of guys are jealous of Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale. He said people were writing in about that and complaining that they are dating. Howard said someone asked if it's weird that they're going public so soon. He said someone pointed out that Kate has a movie out this week. Howard said he hopes Pete isn't being used. Robin said that's what she thought when she saw they were out dating.
Howard said he's not a big hockey guy but he would love to see someone like that show up at a game. He said they should hire them as entertainment.
Howard said a lot of guys think if she wasn't dating Pete she'd be with them. Robin asked how that's going to happen. Howard said that's a woman. He said if he has to threaten suicide to get those kind of chicks he'd do it. He said he doesn't think that was Pete's plan. He said guys are weird with that whole thing. He said someone asked if she's going to date High Pitch Erik next. Howard said that's taking a big leap.
Howard said when a woman dates someone normal looking guys freak out and get crazy from it. He said you can't win around there.
Howard said they should do some news. They played her into it with a song parody. Fred played a drop of Robin saying ''I should have fucked more...'' He played it a bunch of times. Robin told Howard about John Stamos asking her to fuck. She said they were out hanging out and he just said ''Robin, we should fuck.'' Howard said she should have. Robin said it would have been weird to see him in there if they had. Howard said he'll never figure her out.
Howard said he asked John Stamos how he picks up women and he just said says to them ''We should fuck'' and that's it.
Robin started her news with a story about Bugatti rolling out the most expensive car ever built. Robin said it's showing off today at the Geneva Motor Show and it's $19 million. Robin said they built only one. Howard asked who would buy that. Robin said they have a buyer. Howard said Ronnie must be excited about that. Robin said it pumps out 1,500 horsepower and it's 16 cylinders. Howard asked Fred if he likes cars. Fred said he does. He said he likes Jeeps. He said he'd get a new Jeep pickup if he could pick a car. Howard said he had a jeep. Fred said they have a new pickup coming out. Howard asked what he would throw in there, a body?
Robin read a story about Game of Thrones returning and how they're starting to promote it. Howard said he hopes he understands the final episode. Robin said here are only 7 episodes in the final season. Howard said he bets they'll be good. He said he'd rather have 7 great than 20 shitty. Gary said some of them may be 90 minutes or longer. Robin said she wants that. She said she needs something to savor. Robin asked if Howard gets upset when a series ends.
Robin said she thinks this might be the end of Gotham. Howard said it should be. He said this kid is growing up. Robin said he doesn't have the cave and Batmobile yet. Howard said there's a woman on there who is very good looking. He said she's a blonde. He said she's pregnant with Captain Gordon's baby. Robin said her best friend that got killed was beautiful too. Howard said the show is getting long in the tooth. He said he has high cholesterol at this point. He said they have to put him on Lipitor.
Howard said he got an update that says Game of Thrones is only going to be 6 episodes. He said he kind of likes that. He said he's not put off by that.
Robin read a story about Kylie Jenner and asked if that's one that JD likes. Howard said that's one of Bruce Jenner's daughters. Robin asked if JD is okay with her. Howard said he doesn't know. He said he looks at all of the pictures of those girls. He said he looks at Khloe and Kendall. Robin said Kylie is the first self made 21 year old billionaire. Howard asked if JD is okay with that. JD said that's fucking ridiculous. Howard said she's pretty cute though. He said they have all gotten a ton of plastic surgery. Robin said she has a $29 lip kit but she's sure that's not what she uses. Howard said JD is upset and just threw his spoon collection across the room.
Robin asked what you do after killing your mom. Howard said you go to Disneyland. Robin said a woman went to an Olive Garden and confessed. Howard said he thought you had to kill your father. He said when Fred did it he killed his mom and then tried on all of her outfits. He had to tell him to snap out of it. Robin read about this 31 year old woman who killed her mother. She went to Olive Garden covered in blood and she told people what she did. Robin said they found her mother in a hotel room. Howard said he'd be there at Olive Garden and he'd have that luck where this woman confesses. Howard asked what they have at olive Garden. Robin said it's Italian. Gary said he doesn't think he'd like it. Howard said he likes hearty Italian food. Howard asked if the sauce is like ketchup. Robin said it's not that bad. Gary said it's a chain and Italians wouldn't go there. He said if you kill your mother you should wear her face to Olive Garden.
Robin read a story about the Corey Feldman who is defending Michael Jackson after this documentary came out about Jackson. Howard said Corey just had a good experience with him. Robin said Corey claims he was there and nothing happened with him or anyone else who was there. Howard said maybe he wasn't hot enough. Robin said Feldman claims the documentary is one sided.
Robin read a story about Wendy Williams returning to her show. Robin said she was worried about her. She had some audio of Wendy on the show with her audience chanting her name. Howard wondered if her ''How you doin'' line was her thing. Robin said it is. The audience repeated ''How you doin'' to her. Howard said he doesn't think you say the N in ''doing.'' Robin had a couple of clips of Wendy talking about her husband and how she's still wearing her ring. She said people are talking. She said that marriage isn't going anywhere. Robin asked why she delves into other people's business but she won't let anyone talk about her's until that ring is gone. Robin said she is glad to see her back. Howard said he is too.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he hates Howard for getting that ''Baby Shark'' song in his head. Howard started singing it to the guy. The caller said he doesn't want that in his head. Howard kept it up for a minute. Howard said the artist is Pinkfong. Fred played the song and Howard sang along with it. He said that's the only song he knows the lyrics to. He said he played it for his wife and she was like ''Ugh!'' She didn't know Baby Shark. Fred had the Karaoke version but it turns out he made it. Howard asked if he did that at home. Fred said he did it there. He said he'll sing so keep it going. Howard said he'll sing until everyone tunes out. He said he doesn't like his bed. He told him to turn it off. Fred said he made it yesterday during the show when Howard was singing. Fred said he did it with Garage Band. Howard said he sees Fred over there doing stuff and he has no idea what it is. Fred said he wanted him to be surprised. Howard asked if Fred is the strangest guy ever. Robin said not the strangest. Howard said he should have told him he made it. He never told him he did it. Fred said this is the only place he can do something good and get shit for it. Howard asked if he's making a song right now. Fred said no. He said sometimes he does that during the show. Howard asked how many times he's done that. Fred said a few. He said he has told Howard about them. Howard said just share with them. Fred said he does.
Fred had the real Karaoke version. Howard said Fred wasted his time with that bed of his own. He asked why he would do that when there is a Karaoke version. Robin said maybe he is the strangest guy. Howard said he thinks he is. He said this version is perfect. Fred said of course it is. Howard asked what this was lacking. Fred said he didn't know if there was one. Howard said he should have checked. Fred said he figured he'd just make one. Howard said he loves this guy. He said he really does. Fred said he's not feeling it. He said he didn't know about the Karaoke version. Howard said he could have Googled it. Fred said he just made it himself. Robin said she loves Fred. She said deep down he has the best of intentions. Howard said he really does love Fred. He said he doesn't want him wearing his face to Olive Garden. Fred said he doesn't have to worry about that.
Robin read a story about Keith Flint who killed himself. Robin said deaths in the United States from alcohol, drugs suicide are at the highest on record. Robin said that these three causes have hit the highest levels since 1999. Robin read that suicides are more than double the annual rate than the previous decade.
Howard took a call from a guy who may have been asleep on the line. Howard said he wants to wait until he comes back. He hung up a short time later.
Robin brought up Luke Perry who has been on Riverdale playing a dad. Robin had some audio of him talking about being around long enough to be someone's grandfather. Robin said he was thinking about it. She said he didn't know what was coming along. Robin said he died of a stroke. Robin said that Jerry Lee Lewis had one on Thursday too but it was a minor stroke. Robin said she has a list of things you can do to move yourself around during the day. Robin said you need a move more mindset. Robin said you have to try to move around more each day. Robin said you have to reduce couch time. Robin said fidgeting is good for you. She said you should do press ups in your chair. Howard asked about ass kegles. Robin said that's probably good too. Robin kept going with the list. She said start by standing up often. She said you don't even have to move around. Robin said you should get up and squat down too. Howard said he's exhausted from that.
Robin read a story about Toni Harris who is a female college football player who survived cancer at the age of 18. She said she has gotten a football scholarship. Robin told Howard she's the first woman to get this scholarship for her position. Robin said her goal is to play in the NFL.
Robin read a story about an HIV positive man who has been cleared of the AIDS virus. Robin said they say the man from London has been virus free for 3 years after getting a bone marrow transplant from a HIV resistant patient. Robin said there is no measurable trace of the virus in the man's body. Robin said doctors say he is in remission but they can't say he is cured.
Robin read a story about what's going on in Alabama after some tornadoes hit. Robin had some audio of President Trump talking about that.
Robin said that Trump used an epithet during his CPAC speech. Robin said people are saying that they have never heard a president speak like this. Robin had the clip and had Howard play that clip where he says ''bullshit.''
Howard took a call from a the guys in the back who were playing the part of a guy who was thrilled that AIDS is cured. Howard said lets not get ahead of ourselves. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about President Trump getting ready to issue his first Veto. Robin said it's over his declaration of the national emergency measure at the border. Robin said he might have the opportunity to sign his first veto.
Robin read a story about the house judiciary committee requesting documents from a lot of people close to the White House. Robin said they are investigating the possible abuse of power. She said it's an impeachment investigation without being called that.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he could go back and interview a dead musician who would it be. Howard said John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix and even Elvis. He said Tiny Tim again too. He said he was the best. The caller asked if they'll hear from Ben and Ray from heaven. Howard said what a terrible thing to say. The caller said the time will come. Howard said he doesn't know that. He said so far they've beaten the odds. The caller said he hopes they do. Howard said he's going to freeze their heads on a tuna can. He said they'll live forever.
Howard said he'll never forget when his parent's heat went out. He said he told them to come stay with him. He said it was an hour and a half drive and his mother came in his house freezing. He said she was in the heated car for an hour and a half. He said it was like 90 in that car.
Robin read a story about this woman known as the ISIS bride. Howard said she wants to come back to this country but fuck her. Robin said she says she has wised up but they don't know if that's true. Robin said she was living in Alabama and going to a university and she thought it was a terrible country so she left and joined ISIS. Robin said she has had 3 husbands and 2 kids. Now she thinks she's made a big mistake and she wants to come home and face the music. Howard said she knows we're suckers in this country. Howard did an impression of her talking about how she doesn't like shitting in the sand and things like that. Robin said she has no sympathy for that woman. She said she's not sure what kind of music she'd be facing. Howard kept the woman talking to Robin for a couple of minutes. Howard made up a song about ISIS sucking to the tune of ''Baby Shark'' during that fake conversation. They used Fred's music bed for that.
Robin read a story about Hillary Clinton announcing she is not running for President in 2020. Robin had some audio of her doing that.
Robin read a story about Governor Cuomo saying he is waiting to find out if Joe Biden is running before he announce he's running or not.
Robin read a story about how Mark Cuban is thinking about running. Robin said that Mark seems to do the same thing that Trump does. She said that Mark hasn't decided yet but he could possibly run. Robin said he would be an independent if he did run.
Robin read a story about Pope Francis saying he will open the Vatican secrets archives to look at some old paperwork for Pope Pius XII. Robin said they want to look at some papers from that time because they would like to make him a saint but they have questions about what he did during that time. Robin said he publicly remained neutral. Howard said he's no saint. Robin said he may have done some things in secret to save people. Howard said we have to get that paperwork.
Robin read a story about Robin Roberts who says she was in a no win situation with the Jussie Smollett thing. Robin said that he said he was attacked and Roberts had questions about his story but she couldn't win. Howard said he didn't know that Robin Roberts was gay. Robin said he must be the last person to find out. Howard asked if she's got a girlfriend. Robin said she does and she's white. Howard said he doesn't know when anyone is gay. He said he has no idea. He said he finds that hot. Gary brought in a picture of Robin Roberts and her girlfriend. He said the girlfriend is 14 years younger. Howard said she's very attractive. He said they're out on the beach working out in that picture. Robin said all this time he wasn't Googling them. Howard wondered if they 69. He said you know they're gay but you don't know what they're doing. Howard said Robin never mentioned it before. Robin said she has mentioned it before. Howard asked what kind of cancer she had. Robin said she thinks it was breast cancer and then a blood thing from therapy. Howard asked if she has ever met her. Robin said she doesn't think they have met but they do know of each other. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about how exciting everything is. He said today is a big show. He said this is it for those who pay for SiriusXM. He said you'll finally get your money's worth. Robin asked if yesterday was worth it. Howard said yesterday was fabulous. He said people must want to pay more for the service because it's so good.
Howard said he's not sure where to begin. He said he finally watched that Michael Jackson thing. He only saw 45 minutes because it was so depressing. He said he and Beth were watching it. He said it's an obvious thing. He said you think about what assholes the parents are. He asked who lets their kids sleep in a room with Michael Jackson. He said you're an asshole if you do. Robin said that's why the boys are so upset with their moms. Howard said they should be. He said the mom may want to look into that. He said these kids were on tour with Michael instead of going to school. Robin said they were entertainers. She said they were doing commercials and doing Michael Jackson impressions at a very young age. Robin said they came to his attention. She said he had scouts for these kids. She said it's like Van Halen having scouts for women.
Howard said the Michael Jackson entourage must have had information about this and they must have known. Robin said they were hidden. Howard said they made sure the parents were moved further and further away. Robin said you see Michael surrounded by kids all the time. Howard said the thing is fucking unreal. He said it's fucking creepy.
Howard said there's a channel called Musical Radio and all of the interviews are done by singing. He said they did a whole thing about Michael Jackson. He played the bit they did where they had people answer questions by singing about Michael Jackson out on the street. Howard said that's a good channel. He said it's channel 8,567 on the dial.
Howard said that was very upsetting to watch. He said then he watched The Bachelor. He said he didn't see the whole thing. He went to sleep. Robin said she got to see the whole thing. She said she got a nap and then she stayed up and watched that. Howard asked if she was nude. Robin said she was not nude. She said she stayed up and watched the whole thing. She said she had a 4 hour nap.
Howard asked if she masturbates to fall asleep. Robin said no. Howard said women get charged up.
Howard said he was reading about Mel B his former co-worker. He said she had her pussy scraped because she was so disgusted by her ex-husband. She had it scraped to remove traces of her ex. He said they say it's a vagina tightening. Robin said that's like a vagina-plasty.
Howard said that's like getting a nose job because you say you have a deviated septum. He said that she didn't have traces of her ex in there. Howard said she should have had her ass scraped and her mouth and face too. Howard said the vagina evidently got scraped.
Robin said it's amazing what people are disclosing these days. Howard said he's sure she was removed from America's Got Talent. He said she and Heidi are both removed. He said Howie is coming back. Robin asked if Simon Cowell didn't want them on. Howard said he's so amazing because he can tell someone if they are good or not. Howard said they picked Juliana Hough to replace them.
Howard said when he was at America's Got Talent they would say they were going to replace them all. He said he didn't give a fuck. He said they can do what they want. He said they'd say they were getting new people and the same people would be there every year. He said he heard the rumor that the other three were out. He said he didn't like the job so much because they weren't able to replace them. Robin said no one wanted the jobs.
Howard said he liked the three judges. He said he liked Howie, Mel B and Heidi. He said Mel should have gotten her pussy scraped on America's Got Talent. He said that would have been great.
Howard said this guy scrapes pussy. He took a call from a guy who said that he is a doctor. His name is Dan Diaco. Howard asked what a pussy scraping is. Dan said you go in and scrape the lining of the vagina. Howard asked why anyone would do that. Dan said it's not to get rid of DNA. He said that it cleans itself down there. Howard asked if he is for it or against it. Dan said he's against it. He said that they do vaginal rejuvenation and that's a good thing. Howard asked how long it takes to scrape a pussy. Dan said it takes about 10 minutes. Howard said he knows what he's getting Robin for Christmas.
Howard said women want a tight pussy. He said there are some women who wont have a baby vaginally so they can keep it tight. Howard asked what it costs to tighten a pussy. Dan said it can be around $2,500 to $3,000. Howard asked how his parents felt when he said he wanted to be a pussy scraper. Dan laughed. He said he does breast augmentations and things like that. He said he's a plastic surgeon.
Howard asked if he ever finds stuff inside when he goes in there to tighten it up. Dan said in medical school they pulled a potato out. He said she had put it in there and it was sprouting. Howard asked if he puts a potato in his pussy will it grow? Dan said it can. Howard asked if it roots. Dan said it sprouts but it won't root. He said it is growing though. Robin asked if she knew she had it. Dan said she was really big. Howard asked if they can put one in Robin. Robin said maybe they can put it in Richard's ass since it looks like a pussy.
Howard said it is a dark, moist environment. He said they do grow there. He said Richard said he would be up for that.
Howard asked how that woman got that thing in there. Dan said a lot of times it's sexual play. Howard said Robin was into vegetables. She said she never thought of a potato. Howard asked if they put sour cream on it. Dan said when he was in medial school they had a rotation of OB/GYN and all you see are the broken ones. Howard said he had a friend who wanted to be a gynecologist and he said it was horrible. He said it's mostly older women with problems.
Howard asked if the vagina sags over time. Dan said that it loses the puffiness inside. He said he does labia plasty and things like that. Robin said the vagina isn't outside the body. Howard said some women have meats hanging outside. He said it's like an old sock.
Dan said women can be very self conscious of that. Robin asked why women are looking at it. Howard said he was a big proponent of women not looking at it. He said back in the 60s they told women to look at it in a mirror. He said women wanted to explore their own bodies and they started doing that. He said they got crazy with it. He said they figured they had to go to this doctor.
Howard said he remembers one woman turning to him and telling him that he had horrific genitals. Howard said he told his mother to squat and look at her's. He said she's not going to do that. Howard wondered how Caitlyn Jenner's looks. Dan said those transgender pussies are not pretty. He said they look sort of like one but not quite. Howard said he saw one and he said it looked like one but not quite like one.
Dan said going the other way looks odd too. He said they'll take tissue from the groin and put your forearm tissue there. He said they don't use a bone or anything. Howard said they take the clitoris and enlarge it. Dan said sort of. He said they fill it with muscle from the groin and wrap that with skin from the forearm.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked Dan what squirt is. He asked if it's urine or not. Howard asked Dan what it is. Dan said there are some glands in there that can fill with fluid and it's not urine but almost like a fluid that a man would have. Howard said he has heard that it's pee. Dan said it is distinct and separate. Howard said Dr. Ronnie told him it was real and he didn't believe him. Howard said Ronnie just shouted like it was the moon landing. Robin said he's saying that not everyone has these glands. Dan said they're not all that well formed down there. Howard said Robin told him she had them. Robin said she has the normal amount. Robin said she's happy not being a squirter.
Howard went over what they've learned from Dr. Diaco today. He thanked him for the call after that. Howard said this guy has a busy schedule ahead of him.
Howard said he wants to see Trump's SAT scores. He said he's blocking them so they must be horrible. He said he thinks KC had like a 700. He said Trump is probably like that. Robin said he claims to be a genius. Howard said his worst nightmare is his tax returns coming out. He said he might not be worth that much. Robin said Michael Cohen did say that he would inflate what he thought he was worth. Howard said he also doesn't want people to see that he didn't pay any taxes.
Howard said he didn't have good SAT scores. He said he had like 1000. He said that Trump went to Wharton and the only way to get in is to have a rich dad or be really smart. He said he should release his SAT scores. Robin said no one was thinking about those until Cohen mentioned them. Howard said he wants to see the scores.
Howard said he saw that Al Roker lost 40 pounds on that Keto diet. He said he wants Robin to do it so she has a bad smell down there. He said Al Roker is constantly losing weight. He said he lost like 10 million pounds. Robin said maybe he had gained some back. Howard said he likes Al but he looks bizarrely skinny. He said he liked his look. He said he's too thin now.
Howard said they have to take a break and get to a bunch of stuff. He has some new puppets for Fred. Robin asked if they decided on pixelating Richard yesterday. Howard said they did do that but he hopes that they can take that off so everyone can see it. He said he is very busy working on stuff there. He said he was there until 2 yesterday. Robin said Howard is going to sell puppets now. Howard said the puppets are just for the show. He said he has them for Fred. They went to break a short time later.
Howard said they have been putting out new performances from musicians every Saturday on the app. Howard said they're launching a new radio show on Saturdays on Howard 101 called Saturday Soundtracks. He said they went through the archives and they have a ton of performances. He said they created a new show out of that. Howard said they are doing it exclusively for SiriusXM unlike JD who puts stuff on Twitter.
Howard said this is Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins performing ''Everlong'' in 1998. Howard said this is amazing story. He said that Dave said that they were never going to do this song acoustically and they ended up playing it on every radio station and Dave re-thought the whole band. Robin said he also says it helped make that song a hit.
Howard played the clip of Dave playing ''Everlong'' acoustically. Howard said it happened just like that. Howard said he can't stop playing it. He said you'll hear it on Saturday though.
Howard said Dave said this acoustic version changed the direction of the band to pure rock to doing other things. He said he also says that it made the song popular again.
Howard said Dave also said he wrote the song acoustically but he had never performed it live like that. He said tune into the show on Saturday to hear it. He said they also have Lady Gaga performing ''100 Million Reasons'' in the studio. Howard played some of that. He said that you'll hear her talking about working with Mark Ronson too.
Howard said they'll be doing this every Saturday on Howard 101. He said they'll have Chris Cornell doing ''Black Hole Sun'' too. He played some of that performance from 2007.
Howard said that is one of the best songs ever written. He said he didn't kill himself either. He said no way. He said there's no way someone who can sing like that and looks like that is going to kill themselves. He said it's impossible. He said it had to be Fred who did it.
Howard said he can't even tell you how good this Saturday show is. He said Tom Petty died and Miley Cyrus came in and did a performance for them. He said she did a cover of ''Wild Flowers.'' He played some of that.
Howard said on Saturday they're going to play one of his favorite performances from the show. He said that he never liked the song ''Torn'' that Natalie Imbrulgia did but he looked up Annie Previn who wrote it and she came in and did the song. He said he liked Annie's version. He said this is going to be on the first Saturday show too. He played some of the song.
Howard said they'll have all of this on Saturday. He said they also have Sia performing a song. He said she came in and talked about Diamonds in the Sky that she wrote for Rihanna. Howard said Sia wrote that song and she performed it on the show in 2014. He said she walked in and played the original demo. He played a clip of that interview too.
Howard said those stories are amazing. Robin said they are. Howard said she just makes up sounds and then lyrics come out. Howard said he thinks you will love the show. Howard said then she sang the song like she does it. He played some of Sia's performance of ''Diamonds.''
Howard said he wishes they were listening to the actual show. He said he could do the whole thing right now. He doesn't want to turn that off. He said they're going to do this every Saturday. He said that's how deep they are with performances. Howard said Robin's performance of that song will not be featured but he played it.
Howard said he's still getting mail about his duet with Robin. He said this was Robin's first hit though. Howard asked why she stuffed her head in a garbage can. Robin said she did all of this song and no one else was responsible.
Howard said they're going to stick to the artists and not put Robin in there. He said that one he didn't play was Graham Nash talking about how Neil Young went into the woods after Kent State and came out with a song. Howard played the clip of Graham talking about how that went down. The song Neil wrote was ''Ohio.'' Graham played some of the song for Howard in that clip.
Howard said this is why he loved music so much when he was young. He said that artists were like their politicians. He said you'd get charged up over these songs. He said Neil Young would write it in the woods and then the band recorded it in 90 minutes. He said they knocked their own single off the charts with that song. He said it really changed the world.
Howard said he doesn't get the same sense from musicians anymore. Robin said things have their time. Howard said it's time to bring it back.
Howard said that show will start this Saturday on Howard 101. He said that they'll have a new video on the SiriusXM app too. They went to break a short time later.
Howard said someone was saying Richard was able to smell the beer when they did the beer thing. Howard said next time they're going to put nasal clips on Richard's nose.
Howard read more email about Richard and said that some people were critical of Sal for not taking Lipitor for his high cholesterol. Howard read through some of those and people were giving Sal some advice. People said that he should just take it and get his levels down.
Gary said they looked up Lipitor and it may cause hair loss and that might be what Sal saw. Sal said Gary is way off the mark again. Howard said come on, that had to be part of it. Sal said he's losing his hair again. Howard said he had the hair transplants. Sal said that it's the native hairs that he's losing. He said that's what they call them. He said it's not the transplants. Howard asked what the doctor said. Sal said he asked what was going on there. He said the plugs are not falling out, his native hairs are. Howard said he'll be left with a bunch of plugs. Sal said he'll be left looking like a Barbie doll who was drug through the mud.
Howard said that makes sense that the hair is still falling out. Sal said he's losing more and more. He said he's getting close to 50. Howard said it would be funnier if he had just plugs and no hair. Sal said he'll let it go then. Robin said he's going to have hair in the front and none in the middle. Sal said he did buy hair powder that he's been spraying in. He said that works pretty good.
Howard asked if they could just keep giving him more and more plugs. Sal said he thinks so. Robin said then he'll be bald in the back. Howard asked if Sal is freaking. Sal said he is. He said he spent all of this money and now he's seeing these monster patches on his head. Howard asked who is looking at him. Sal said he's looking at himself in the mirror.
Howard said that's why he's not taking Lipitor. Sal said that's part of it. He said it can also affect your cock function. Robin said you can always stop. Howard said he has a note saying he doesn't have to use that Lipitor. He said it's signed Luke Perry. Everyone let out a groan.
Sal said he's looking into some other things that could do what Lipitor does. He said he's reading about this one thing on Amazon. Gary said there is nothing about sexual function in Lipitor. He said Sal has no idea what the stuff Sal is taking is doing to him.
Howard said Sal will do anything to keep his hair and take anything for that but he won't take Lipitor. Sal said he is looking into other things. Robin said he's vaping too and that's poison. Sal said he's cutting out cheese and other things. Howard said JD is laughing at Sal. JD said his hair isn't falling out. Howard asked what JD's cholesterol is at. JD said he doesn't know. Howard told JD to get near the microphone. JD said he has high blood pressure. He said he's on medication for that. He said it was like 119 over 80 something last time he took it.
Howard said JD keeps moving away from the microphone. He said he does that all the time. Howard asked JD about the blood pressure when he was put on medication. JD said it was like both numbers were in triple digits. JD said it was like 140 over 107 or something. Robin said that's not good. JD said he's taking a pill every day for that.
Gary said he's looking at this thing Sal is looking at and it says it could be dangerous for some people. This stuff is Red Yeast Rice or something like that. Sal said they say some people. Robin said they say the same about Lipitor. Sal said he likes to think he's some of the people. Howard said he can't argue with Sal. Robin said they can't get through to Sal. Howard said talking to him is like talking to Bobo. Sal said he's not on the low end of IQ. Howard said he's at 102. He said that is on the lower end. Robin said he's' not making much sense when they talk to him. Robin said Sal is no researcher. Sal told her to go take more Ayahuasca. Robin said she didn't do that to cure anything. She said she did that just to try it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he took Propecia and he got female tits from that. Howard said Sal has those too. Howard asked Sal about that. Sal said he has man tits. He said he doesn't know what to do. He said he was thinking of getting lipo under his tits. He said he's not sure what to do.
Sal said he's going to take the Lipitor in 6 weeks if this red yeast rice doesn't work. Howard said he's not saying his smart but he is smarter than Sal. He said if his cholesterol was that high he'd be on Lipitor yesterday. Robin said you can experiment with that yeast stuff after the levels come down.
Howard read some email about some things he got wrong about Peter Frampton. Howard said he was joking when he said he has IBS. He said he has IBM which is a degenerative muscular thing.
Howard got some email about Bobo so he took a call from him. Bobo was telling Sal he had high cholesterol and he's on Lipitor and he's doing fine on it. He said that he hasn't had any side effects. He said that his sex drive isn't a problem or anything. Bobo said he has to look at this like do you want to have a full head of hair and be dead or have less hair and live.
Howard played a song parody about Bobo to the tune of ''Baby Shark.'' Howard got email about him singing that song and people asked him to stop.
Howard said people are asking for more of Bobo on the show. He said someone complimented him for sticking with a character like Bobo. He said people do want him on. Bobo said that's nice. He said he's ''taken back'' by that. Robin said he's taken back. Bobo said he is taken back. Bobo said he used ''Symolize'' the other day and he jotted that down about Billy Joel. Howard said he wasn't going to bust his balls on taken back but he had to. He asked if Bobo can hook Sal up with his hair guy. Bobo said sure.
Bobo said you have to prioritize your life. Howard said he's taken back by his aggressive stance there. Howard told Bobo it's ''taken aback'' not taken back. Bobo tried it again and said taken back. Howard said imagine being his teacher. Bobo said ''taken it back'' and Howard said that's right. He said his IQ is like 88. Bobo said it's not that much lower than Sal. Howard said it is low. Howard let Bobo go after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he doesn't believe Sal is Italian after hearing this. He said he can't be Italian. He said he has to be Moroccan or something. Howard said he's Moronan. Howard said he will test him and find out.
Howard whipped through a few other emails about some stuff that happened on the show earlier in the week.
Howard said he likes that they had a letter of authenticity for the teeth. He wondered who would have signed that.
Howard said that call was pretty awesome. He said this is like that DJ who just says ''Mmm Hmm'' on Saturday Night Live.
Howard said the guys once called in with an endless serial number for something. He played some of that call and Sal read the serial number that went on and on. The host tried to stop him but Sal kept going with the fake number. Then Richard called in going on and on repeating the number.
Howard played another call that Sal and Richard made to a Tradio show where they kept saying they had an item to sell. Richard kept calling it an ''item'' over and over. The host wasn't happy with that.
Howard said in a more recent call the show said there was a ban on selling chickens and the guys called in with chickens to sell. Howard played that call next. In that call they announced there was a ban on that kind of thing and Sal called in with chickens for sale. Richard called in with some too. Someone called in asking to buy the chickens and they hung up on all of them. Sal and Richard called back in with more chickens to sell. Then Richard called in with rooster for sale. They called in with chicken sounds too. Then they stopped taking calls on the show.
Howard said they never said they couldn't have chickens call in. He said that's so funny. He asked who is buying chickens over the radio. He said they take themselves very seriously there.
Howard said they have a new call to celebrate this anniversary. He said they called in selling a signed copy of The Art of the Deal and they called back to complain that the show was getting too political. Howard played the call and the host took a call from Richard who called in with that book for sale. Then Sal called in and complained that the show was getting too political. He said they're out there supporting Trump who said that he grabs women by the... they hung up on Sal. Then they called in with more people complaining about the political talk on the show. They had a bunch of calls from people complaining and people wanting to buy that book. They even had Fake Donald Trump call in at one point.
Howard said that was really Donald Trump calling in. He said they have over 100 phony phone calls to Tradio. He said they'll talk to Peter Frampton after a break. They went to break after that.
Howard came back and said Peter Frampton is there. He said he has a rather depressing message but they'll talk about that.
Howard had Peter come in. He said that he didn't realize that Peter played on the George Harrison ''All Things Must Pass'' album. He said if he did that he would brag about it all the time. He said that he did like 5 songs on that. Peter said he did 4 or 5 on that album. He said that he had made friends with George a few months before that. He said a friend had introduced them. Peter said that he had just left Humble Pie and it was an album that he mainly mixed with Eddie Cramer. He said that he did a lot of work on that Humble Pie album. Howard said it hit big too. He said with him he went and got his own material together and the did Frampton Comes Alive.
Howard said Peter befriended George Harrison. He asked how that worked. Peter said the first time he met him he had a friend and assistant and they were in London. He said the studio was right around the corner. He said his friend asked if he wanted to come meet George and he had no idea which George he was referring to. Howard said he heard that Al Pacino had a security guy who called him ''The man.'' He asked what George's name was. Peter said it was Harry or something like that. He said that they asked if he wanted to go meet Harry.
Peter said he went to the Trident recording studio and George was standing there behind the console. He said that he said hello Pete like he knew him. Howard asked how he knew him so well. Peter said he knew him from Humble Pie. Howard asked if he requested him for that album. Peter said he didn't know he was going to meet that day.
Peter said that they were doing a whole album and the who's who of players were there. He said Ringo was there and all of these top guys were there. Howard said that had to be exciting. Peter said he was nervous as hell. He said George handed him his Les Paul guitar and that guitar is just as famous as George.
Peter said he started playing rhythm and George asked him to play lead. He said he ended up playing the main guitar riffs on that album.
Howard asked why he needed him to play lead. Peter said he knows he was a fan of his playing. He said he just wanted him to give it a try. Howard said all of those guys are jamming with him. Peter said Eric Clapton was there too and he was second to him. He said he didn't take that as an insult at all.
Howard asked if he could tell that album was going to be so amazing. Peter said they had the producer Phil Spector there. He said over there everyone would go into the control room to hear the take. He said Phil didn't allow anyone in there. He said he had armed guards from what he's told. He said he looked very uncomfortable in there. Howard asked if he learned anything from him. Peter said there were probably 5 of them tracking. He said they had Ringo and Jim Gordon playing drums. Howard asked if that was insulting to Ringo. Peter said not at all. He said he loves it. He said Phil had double everything in there. He said he would just get more people in there since they weren't able to double track.
Peter said after he did about 5 tracks that was done. He said he would see Eric come in to do ore work. Howard asked if he would watch him record. Peter said no. He said you leave. He said that or go into the control room. He said that George would call him himself and ask him to play. He said you know by Hello it's him. He said Phil wanted more acoustics and they already had 5 of them. He said that the most memorable thing was going in there and sitting there looking at Phil Spector in the studio there at Abbey Road. He said they were just jamming between takes with George. He said that was an incredible moment for him. Howard asked if George was nervous about being judged without the Beatles. Peter said he doesn't think so. He said he had a hit song already.
Howard said they should say that he played on all of these songs. He played some of ''If Not For You'' and talked more about it with Peter. Peter told Howard who played on that song with him. Howard said they brought in all of the heavyweights. Howard said people don't realize how great a guitar player Peter is.
Howard asked if people didn't take him seriously because he was so pretty. Peter said that could be part of it. He said there are people who say that people overlook talent when they have good looks.
Howard played another song which was ''My Sweet Lord'' and said Peter played guitar on that too. Peter said they over dubbed on that. Howard asked if he hears that and tells people he played on it. Peter said they left his name off the album so they really don't know. He said he toured with Ringo and the All Stars and he said his name still wasn't on there. He said he thought about calling George and asking. He said Ringo told him that's not a good idea. Howard said he would have picked up the phone.
Howard asked if Peter picked up a guitar because of the Beatles. Peter said no but it turned him from an instrumental surf music to him singing.
Howard asked about the guy who plays slide guitar and if he turned him on to the voice box thing. Peter said he did. He said in a slow moment during the sessions he got out this box and hooked it up. He said he gets a little pipe and puts it in his mouth and then the pedals are singing to him. He said he went ''I want that'' as soon as he heard it.
Howard asked if he used it in album recordings. Peter said he didn't get it until 74 or 75 so he didn't use it until then. Howard asked if it's hard to use. Peter said he went into a room and stayed in there for about a week or 5 days practicing it. Howard said he would over use it. He said he'd do a whole album. Peter said you want to use it sparingly.
Howard asked if Joe Walsh helped him master that talk box. Peter said not really but he was using it in ''Do You Feel'' and he was opening for Joe. He said he had Rocky Mountain Way and he uses that so well in that song. He said the thing was that he came out first and used that and then Joe may not have been thrilled with him using it. Howard asked if he was upset about it. Peter said he doesn't think so but they were the most popular two people using it at the time. Howard played some of ''Do You Feel'' and told Peter about working at WRNW and how nervous he was changing records back then. He said he knew Peter lived nearby and he was thinking about what it was like for him out there. He said he was thinking that he was there somewhere. Peter said he went to that studio. Howard said that's where he worked. He said he would put this song on like two times a shift. He said he saved his life. He said this 12 minute song saved him. He said he was able to do work while the song was playing. Peter said he thinks a lot has been done by DJs during this song. Howard said a lot would meet women and stuff. Howard was trying to find the talk box part of the song but he gave up.
Howard said he's so happy he was on All Things Must Pass. He said that was one of the best albums by any of the Beatles. He said it's sad that George is gone.
Howard said it seems unthinkable to him that Chris Cornell is gone. He said that he is a good looking guy and he had so much talent. Peter said it was sad. He said they had a great tribute show for him out in California. Howard said they had a lot of people playing out there for that. Howard had some of the cover of Black Hole Sun that they did. Howard said Peter had a big smile on his face while playing it. Peter said it's not funny but it's enjoyable. Howard said he gets into ecstasy with music. Peter said it's a different head space for him. He said no one can tell him anything when he walks on stage. He said he tries not to think.
Howard said he owns the stage. He asked how long he's been playing. Peter said he's been playing for 60 years. Robin asked how old he is. Peter said he's 43. Howard said Peter won a Grammy for his instrumental version of Black Hole Sun. He said that's his connection to Chris Cornell. He asked if a Grammy meant anything to him. Peter said it did when he got one. Howard asked if it really means anything. Peter said people thought he was going to get one for Comes Alive. He said that when you're too big you don't get one. Howard said it was crazy how big that album was. Peter said it was. He said there were people who said it should be them instead of him but it was him.
Howard said he's kind of turned off that he's not in the hall of fame. He asked if he cares. Peter said he must have upset someone along the way. He said it's not for him to say. Howard said come on. He said there are a lot of people who haven't sold the number of records he has. Peter said he doesn't expect anything.
Howard said The Cure is in there. He said they're good but he'd think Peter would be before them. He said Def Leppard, Janet Jackson, Stevie Nicks, Roxy Music and Brian ferry are in there. Howard said he can say fuck them if he wants to. Peter said he wouldn't say that. He said he just did an instrumental of Avalon. Howard asked what Chris thought of this cover. Peter said he went on tour with Chris and played a verse instrumentally and then Chris sang. He said it was amazing.
Howard said he has no idea what he's talking about in this song but it gets him. He asked what it means. Peter said he doesn't know. He said it's just one of those things he heard in the car and turned it up. He said this was a song that he heard and thought was one of the greatest songs ever. Howard said he loves this guy. He said he's glad he played at the tribute.
Howard said Peter belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He said it would be nice to see him up there getting honored. Peter said he wouldn't say no. He said he gets embarrassed by this stuff. He said he doesn't expect anything in his career. He said if something nice happens he's just happy about it.
Howard said he was sad to read that he has this disease IBM (Inclusion Body Myositis). He said he joked about him having IBS yesterday. He said getting older just sucks. Peter said he thought that's what it was when he started feeling it. He said it started like 8 or 9 years ago. He said he'd be walking up or down stairs and he'd feel it. Howard said he's still in great shape. Peter said he still works out. He said there is no drug that can help this. He said the only thing is to work out. He said people can start to get it in their 40s. He said he works out every day but the weekends. He said it makes the world of difference. He said he does a lot of leg work and arm work. He said that it affects the arms and legs. He said it also affects the muscle that stops you from buckling going down stairs.
Peter said that this is called Inclusion Body Myositis and there are like 24,000 cases but there may be others because they just think they're getting old and don't know what it is.
Howard asked if it's something he notices when he plays. Peter said it's just him so far. He said in a year's time he doesn't think he will be able to play. Howard asked if he's freaking out. Peter said no. Howard asked what he's going to do if he can't play. Peter said he might come work for Howard. Howard said music is his life though. Peter said he thinks there will always be a way for him to do something. He said he may not be able to play live but he can go in the studio and fix things that he might not be able to do. He said he's working on his fourth album since October. He said he's trying to record as much as he can before this goes wrong. He said the band is killing it too. He said they're full of passion.
Howard said he's trying to preserve as much as he can with what he has in his head. Peter said he is. He said he's doing covers too. Howard said he covered ''Rebel, Rebel'' for their Bowie tribute. Howard said he did it live too. Howard said Peter grew up with Bowie. He said people don't know that. Peter said they don't. Howard said that had to rock his world too.
Peter said David didn't even confide in anyone close to him that he was sick. Howard asked how old he was when they met. Peter said 11 or 12. Howard said it drives him crazy that they all knew each other. He said he has an incredible life and a great story. Howard said Peter's dad taught Bowie in art class. Peter said they played guitar together at lunch. He said they'd stash their guitars in his dad's office and get them at lunch. He said he was a well liked teacher too. He said he was a born teacher and he loved it.
Howard asked if he was embarrassed when his dad was doing his thing. Peter said no. Howard said his mom wanted to teach the Boy Scouts and he said no way to that. Peter said his dad made sure his assistant taught him art so he didn't have to do it. He said he had to call his dad Sir when he was in class. Howard asked if he saw him make it in music. Peter said he did. He said they came over for a weekend when he did stadium shows for 65,000 people. He said he has the Super 8 movie of that. He said his dad was on stage right beside him. He said his bodyguard picked him up and put him on the side. Howard said that must have been such a great moment. Peter said he still has the footage. Howard asked if he can put it on his app or something. Peter said he'll dig it out to have it on tour.
Howard asked about David Bowie and if he was one of his mates. Peter said that George Underwood did the Ziggy Stardust cover and they all hung out. Howard asked what he thought of David when he was doing the androgynous thing. He said he knew Dave so that wasn't something strange. Howard asked if he did that at school. Peter said his dad told him that David had shaved off his eyebrows once. He said he was always doing stuff like that. Howard asked if he was writing songs at 11. Peter said they were doing everyone else's songs at that time. He said they were learning from the greats.
Howard said the other part with Bowie was when he went with Humble Pie and left them, David took him on tour. Peter said that was in 1986. He said that he asked him to be one of his guitar players. Howard asked if that was a life saver for him. Peter said he didn't take long answering yes. He said he didn't realize what David was doing at the time. He said David saw him as the guitar player. He said that's how he got into these bands along the way. He said David saw that he was now the pop star Peter Frampton. He said he invited him to come play with him. He said it was the best gift anyone could give him. He said they played on the same stage and same night but never at the same time before.
Howard said David told him he had to cut his hair. Peter said he did. Howard said he had a great look and guys want to hold on to their hair. He said then it starts to go and you hold on and hold on. He said Bowie told him that he had to just cut it all off. Peter said he should have done it when he said but he waited until the end of the tour.
Howard asked when he learned he was dying. Peter said he knew when everyone else did. Howard asked if he reached out to him at all before that. Peter said he didn't. He said it was hard enough for him and that's his persona. He said he wanted to keep it quiet.
Howard asked if Peter wanted to hold off telling people about this IBM thing. Peter said he came to terms with it for a few weeks 4 years ago. He said then he told his children. He said they were pretty devastated. He said that it's not life ending, it's life changing. Peter said his big door might close but he's very positive about life. He said something will happen. He said he'll still be able to sing, write and produce. He said he may not be able to play like he has. He said the tour starts in June.
Howard said this tour is the final tour. Peter said this drug trial is starting in May. He said that he's getting involved in that. He said if that works and it arrests where he's at then maybe there will be a miracle tour. Howard said he likes the sound of that. Howard asked how long the drug will take. Peter said the trial is a year. He said they won't know until then.
Howard asked how many dates he has on this tour. Peter said he has 40 dates on the tour. Howard said he has to go. Peter said he should come. Howard asked what he will play. Peter said he's going to get all of his albums out and just look at them all and figure it out. Howard said start with Humble Pie or Frampton's Camel. He said do them all. Peter said they'll switch it all up. He said they'll mix it up for people that might come to multiple shows.
Howard asked if he knows anyone else with this IBM thing. Peter said he has met a lot of people online who have it. He said his job now is to be the face of IBM. He said that's what he wants to become. He said he wants to raise awareness and get the word out. He said that they have a fund there at Johns Hopkins for it. Howard said he has such a great attitude about it. Peter said that's his parent's genes.
Howard asked if sex is okay with this IBM thing. Peter said that's a different system so he's fine. Howard said that's what he would worry about.
Howard said he's going to play Madison Square Garden and other places like that. Peter said the tickets are on sale and they're doing phenomenal.
Howard said he hates to see farewell tours. He said he wants to see him go on and on. He said if this is a publicity stunt he won't be too mad at him. Peter said they're going to be going over seas for a while and then they'll be back.
Howard asked if he plays guitar every day of his life. Peter said yes. He said he has to now. He said he's on output now and he's writing and playing. He said he should probably be depressed but he's not. Howard said he has to find him some hobbies.
Howard said he's playing with his son Julian Frampton. Peter said he's opening for them. He said he's fantastic. Howard said it would be a pain in the ass to have him as a father. He asked if he's a good looking kid. Peter said he is very tall like Howard. He said he pats him on the head and says ''Thanks dad.'' Howard asked if he's in the Jason Bonham thing. Peter said Jason plays before his son does. Howard said this is a big show. Peter said that's just 8 shows on the west coast.
Howard asked Peter about this guitar he loved so much. Peter said it was a Les Paul. Howard said he wrote most of his stuff on that. Peter said that it was the guitar that was on every session he did between 1970 and 1980. He said it disappeared after 10 years. Howard asked what it was about that guitar. Peter said that it was known as The Phoenix. He said that it was part of him. He said it took a while to get over losing it. He said it took him a while to get used to it again. Howard said the Phoenix guitar was being transported and the plane went down and he assumed it had burned. Peter said they were told everything was gone. Howard said some dude went to the crash sight and found it and saved it. Peter said this was a guard hired by the insurance company. Howard said he found the guitar and he kept it. Howard asked if he felt like he was losing a child when he thought it was gone. Peter said this was in 1980 and they had a day off. He said his tour managers told him what happened and then he looked up and the pilot's wife was sitting at the bar. He said she didn't know that her husband was gone. He said 5 or 6 people died in the crash. He said he didn't really think about his guitar at that moment. He said it wasn't until later that he really missed it. He said it was really the only guitar he played. Howard said it must have been tough. Peter said it was very frustrating.
Peter said he has a lot of classic guitars and they just weren't that one. Howard said most people would think that's silly. He said it's really not. He said people become attached to their guitars. He said it gets a particular sound. Peter said even if it's made by the same company and the same person it may not sound the same. He said he tried playing others.
Howard asked how it made its way back to him. Peter said he travels with it now. He said it's very secure now. Howard asked how he got it back. Peter said they got this email to his web site and there were pictures of it with strings on and off and he knew it was his. He said he knew everything about that guitar. He said under the pickups it had been very badly routed and he knew that. He said he knew it was his. He said he didn't tell this guy that. Peter said he asked if the guy could bring it up. He said this kid who got the guitar asked if dad if he could take it and get it reworked. H said the guy's there at the shop knew what it was. He said it was very recognizable. He said the guy told him to leave it overnight and he'd have it fixed. He said then this guy called his friends and he took pictures. He said then they told the kid that the guitar was stolen. He said the kid took it and ran away with it. He said a year later the kid came back and said he needed money and he wanted 5 grand for it. He said the guy didn't pay it but they asked the country to buy it. He said the country bought it and they gave it back to him. He said they got a bonus for doing that. He said they filmed it all and they got the guitar back in Nashville. Howard asked if there were tears. Peter said almost. He said it was a heady moment. He said he plays with it in every show now.
Howard asked which two songs he wrote in the same day. Peter said he wrote ''Show me the Way'' and ''Baby I love Your Way'' were done in the same day. Howard said that's something. Peter said that he wants to go back to wherever that was that he wrote them so he can do that again.
Howard said Peter is doing his farewell tour starting this summer. He said you can go to FramptonLive.com/Live for tickets and more information.
Howard said he's thinking about this IBM disease and he's hoping this drug works for him. Peter said he is too. Howard said he'll have to come to his show at Madison Square Garden. He said he'd love that. Robin asked if he has to sit while he plays. Peter said he may have to do that. He said that he fell two dates in a row on stage so that's why he went to the neurologist to begin with. He said the left side is worse than the right. He said they all laughed that day. He said they made a joke about it but then he went to get checked after it happened 2 weeks later. He said he fell after stepping on a guitar cord. He said that's when he went to the neurologist. He said it's a difficult thing to diagnose. He said some people diagnose it with ALS. He said it's very similar to ALS. He said that they had him jump on each foot and he knew what he had after he wasn't' able to do it on his left. He said they don't know the cause of this. Howard said he could probably still kick his ass even with that disease.
Howard gave Peter some more plugs and wrapped up with him. He thanked him for sharing with them. He said that he had to find out what was going on with him. Peter said they had such a great time playing in there last time. He said Howard is really good at interviewing. Howard asked him to say that louder. He said finally someone said something. Howard said Baby, I love Your Way.
Howard asked where he lives now. Peter said he lives in Nashville and L.A. Howard said he used to live in Pound Ridge and he would be driving to work and he'd drive by and he'd freak out. He said that some other musicians moved up there too. Peter said John Waite moved up there. He said that there were others too. Peter said he sold his house and then Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon bought the house years later. He said he and Tim met at a Pearl Jam concert and Tim told him they live in his house. He said Tim told him that they would talk about how they'd talk about the kind of chicks that must have been there during the time he lived there.
Howard said he thought he was married to some super model. Peter said he wasn't. Howard said he must have made that up in his head. Howard said he lived in a place where Monks lived. He said that's where he stayed. Peter said he knows where that is. He asked how he got there. Howard said he is very into Transcendental Meditation and his mother talked to some of the teachers about her son having nowhere to live so they said he could live there for $100 a month if the took a vow of silence. Howard said it was a monk's type life. Howard said he loved it because he talked all day and no one there talked.
Howard wished Peter the best and said they'll stay on this clinical trial with him. He said they love him and his music. Howard said they can cure this. He told them to get their shit together at Johns Hopkins. Howard gave him some more plugs, wrapped up and went to break.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to ask about Paul Giamatti and why he's never had him on the show. Howard said he's been on the show a bunch of times. Howard said his agent knew he was a breakout star. He said that he read somewhere that the Private Parts soundtrack album is coming out on vinyl. He said Gary sent him that article. He said he had no idea. He said they don't tell him about that. He said he's not sure if anyone gets paid for that. He said they're only releasing 1500 copies. He asked where you buy that.
Gary said there's this national record store day and people will go buy them. Gary said there was a special test pressing that they were releasing and they thought Howard would really want one. Howard said no to that. He said he's sure it's worthless. Gary said he's going to try to get a copy. He said that there were rumors it was going to happen but it didn't. He said that's if you care about vinyl. Howard said Gary likes to play with his record player.
Howard said he's not doing a plug for financial gain. He said that's just for people who care about it. Gary said it's two albums on blue vinyl.
Howard said he got some new puppets and he kind of ran out of time. He said he has a JD puppet now. He said it's pretty good. He said he's testing out a new concept. He said they're going all puppet. He said they won't have to show up at some point.
Howard said if he shows them now they'll end up going nuts and keeping the show going forever. He said he has to show Robin. Robin saw it and said that's hysterical. Howard did his Ronnie impression when he showed her the Ronnie puppet. Howard said the beard and hair are different colors. Howard gave Fred that one. He said he'll do more of that on Monday.
Howard said he saw that Ronnie was in his jeans the other day so they have Ronnie in jeans. He said he'll do the JD puppet. He showed that even though he said he wouldn't. Howard did his JD voice with the puppet. Howard said he heard JD and Ronnie arguing in the hall.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he had to compliment him on the Frampton interview. He said it was great. He also said that every woman he's with hates Howard. He said even his mom hated him. Howard said this call is going downhill fast. The caller said he only listens to Robin's news. Howard said there you go. The guy said keep up the good work. He said he's pretty sick right now. He said he has too many concussions. Howard asked how he got so many. The guy said he ran into a pole once when he was looking at his Sirius radio. Howard hung up thinking he was just bullshitting him.
Howard said that Ronnie had a newspaper that he set down on JD's workspace. Gary came in and gave the JD puppet to Fred. Howard said he knew this was going to happen.
Howard said JD complained about Ronnie's newspaper and Ronnie started in with him. Howard and Fred did their puppeting thing and voices. Howard asked why JD was fighting with Ronnie. JD said he thought he was giving the paper to him so he said he didn't want it and Ronnie said he was taking it back and wasn't giving it to him. That got Fred and Howard doing their Ronnie and JD voices. They were making up arguments that the two could have had over that.
Howard said JD freaked out about Peter Frampton. Howard asked what happened there. JD said Jason is on his ass with everything he does. He said that his dad wanted to get into the Cincinnati show and he emailed someone there and then Jason found out about it and came to him asking about it. Robin said the whole time he wast talking Howard was doing the puppet. Howard said that's enough of that for now. He said they'll do more on Monday.
Howard had a clip of fake Ivanka in the hood talking to people about going to jail and what's so terrible about that. The bit had Ivanka upsetting a woman in the 'hood.
Howard said in the next clip she was flirting with a guy in the 'hood. He played that and they had a guy explaining what ''once you go black you never go back'' meant to him. Ivanka said she thinks that was Jay Z.
Howard said Ivanka interviewed a guy named Big Bear. He played that clip and they had Ivanka talking to that guy about how many hoes he has in his stable and things like that. Howard said these interviews are startling.
Howard played another clip of Big Bear giving Ivanka advice. He told her she doesn't have an ass. He told her what to eat to grow that ass.
Howard said Ivanka didn't hit it off with everyone. He said this is her in the 'hood with someone who got upset with her. Howard played that clip and the guy was going off on her about what kind of person she is. He cursed her out. Howard said that guy told her off and he can't disagree with him on that.
Howard spent a few more minutes talking to Ivanka about her dad and what's going on with North Korea and her dad.
Howard asked about women's empowerment since she was in the news about that. Ivanka had some jokes about that.
Howard asked a bunch of political questions and had fake Ivanka joking about all of that. Howard wrapped up with her.
Howard said Tan Mom doesn't like Ivanka. He took her call and said that was complete stupidity. She said she hates that racist stuff. Howard said she was very good with all of that. Howard said she was talking about the movies and all of that. Tan Mom said she thought she was cool until she heard that.
Howard said if he gets her back in there she'll change her tune. Tan Mom said she thought that was just really mean. Howard said that Ivanka wanted to interview her because she thought she was black because of that tan.
Tan Mom said she just wanted to say hi from Florida. She said she's been busy with her new song.
Fake Ivanka came back in and said that Tan Mom is her favorite black. Tan Mom said her heart was racing hearing those clips earlier. Ivanka asked Tan Mom to fall down a well again. Howard said she had better apologize for that. Ivanka said that she shouldn't put her down just because she looks better than her. Tan Mom said someone said she looks kind of like Ivanka. She said she hopes not. Howard let Ivanka and Tan Mom go a short time later.
Robin said today is Ash Wednesday. She said this is the day that Catholics celebrate by getting ash on their foreheads. Howard said no one here is walking around with ash on their head. Robin explained what the ashes represent.
Robin read a story about someone who kept a lion caged in his back yard. Robin said he is now dead after the lion mauled him to death. Robin said the guy must have gone in the cage because he was found locked inside. Robin said they shot the animals to get the body out.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that Jeff the Drunk is going to not call the show for 40 days to see if he can get used to Howard being retired. Howard said he won't last that long. Mariann asked Robin how she could say no to John Stamos. She asked how she could have not done it. Howard said it really is a startling story. He hung up on Mariann.
Howard spent more time talking about the lion that ate the guy. He took a call from the guys in the back who were playing the part of a guy who has been raising lions for 30 years. They ate him while he was on the phone with Howard.
Robin read a story about some people in Minnesota trying to get some of Prince's property to be turned into housing. Robin said that some people are against that. Robin said they think it would destroy most of the trees on the property and destroy wetlands.
Howard said he finds Robin's decision to turndown John Stamos to be very brave. He said she's like Amelia Earhart. Robin told him to stop it.
Robin said she knows that Howard can't think of the world without him but it's going to happen some day. Howard said he hopes that you get to float up there to the heavens somehow. He said he hopes they're right. Robin said she is very happy that Luke Perry is getting a lot of ink and attention. She said people are making a big deal out of his passing. Robin said Riverdale was back on the air last night and the show keeps going on without him. Robin said Luke's son did not appear when he was supposed to. Robin said he's a professional wrestler known as Jungle Boy. Robin said the organizers tweeted that he wasn't able to make it but their thoughts and prayers are with him. Robin said his daughter is speaking out now too and she doesn't know what to do because no one prepares you for losing someone like that. Howard said he picked the right week to die. He said no one more famous died so he's getting the attention.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that the show means a lot to her. She said she turned her mom on to the show. She said that she finds herself turning the volume down a lot but she does love the show. Howard said that's comforting. The caller said that she's had some plumbers tell her not to worry but she does see them blush over some stuff. Howard said she made their day. The caller, Brook, said that he made her day too and it was a great interview with Peter Frampton.
Howard said Luke Perry did it on the right week. He said he died and no one more famous died. He said Hank the Dwarf died two days before 9/11. He said they were just gearing up to do tributes for Hank and then that happened. He said they have done tributes but nothing like what they would have done.
Robin read a story about pollution and where it's all coming from. Robin said it's the worst in Asia. Howard said we have to do something for the next generation. Robin said we have to get them in line first. She said if we do something then what they do is just going to make it worse. Robin read some details about how bad it is over in Asia. Robin said they have a list of the worst spots and many were in India.
Robin said there is a thing called noise pollution too. She played a clip from The Bachelor last night. They had women talking over each other and they had to ask them to stop. Howard said that's a good group of gals.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he thinks Stamos would really treat Robin right. Howard said he knows that he has a big cock. The caller said that doesn't mean anything. He asked if he would treat her like a lady. Howard said she doesn't want that. Robin said he would have put in the effort because she's on this show.
Howard said this guy is just jealous of Stamos. The caller said he did alright. Howard said he knows he's jealous. He said you admire Robin for not fucking him. He said that's the difference between men and women. He said he would have said yes to Janet Reno if she had asked.
Robin read a story about R. Kelly being on CBS This Morning and he was interviewed by Gayle King. Robin had some clips from that interview where Gayle asked R. Kelly about the documentary about him. Kelly said he is not Lucifer like they made him out to be. Robin said she thinks they have more of that tomorrow on that show. Robin had a few clips for Howard to play. Howard said he heard that he got up and peed on Gayle King during that interview. Robin had a clip of R. Kelly revealing that the parents of one of the girls sold their daughter to him. He also started screaming during the interview. He was screaming about how they're trying to kill him. He said he's trying to have a relationship with his kids. Howard said good interview Gayle. Robin had a clip of Kelly talking about how he needs help because he has a big heart and he keeps forgiving people. Gayle said he sounds like he's playing the victim there. Robin said he could wind up back in jail because he may not be able to make a child support payment.
Robin read a story about Oprah interviewing the men who were in the Michael Jackson documentary. Robin had some clips from that interview. Robin had one where Oprah explained why she was doing the interview. Oprah said that she has tried to get the word out about sexual abuse on her show. Howard said he watched it and you get so angry at the parents for what they let their kids get into. Howard said Oprah is right about it being a seduction of the whole family. Howard said Oprah is doing something interesting. He said she's doing a two part show about Robin turning down John Stamos. Robin had more clips of Oprah talking to the victims. She asked about money and one of the guys said he wasn't thinking about money but that's how you have to go after people like that. Howard asked what these guys do now. Robin said one is a choreographer. The other one was shooting videos and he got his first opportunity to do a feature film right around the time Jackson died. Robin had Howard play more clips from the interview.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that you can laugh at R. Kelly but some people get angry like that when they're telling the truth. Howard said some do. Robin asked how he could have such bad judgment by picking women who are going to turn on him and tell these stories. Howard said he had like 50 women turn on him. King said in the black community there are women who see men with a lot of kids with a lot of women and they get attracted to them. He said R. Kelly has that southern type of something... Howard cut him off and said he's heard enough. He said everyone could be innocent. He said Michael Jackson could be innocent.
Robin read a story about how some celebrities are opening up about sexual abuse. She had some audio from The Talk where Carrie Ann Inaba talked about some sexual abuse in her life. She had some audio of Sheryl Underwood talking about sexual abuse too. Howard said the parents of those kids who were with Michael Jackson were not looking out for their kids. Robin said some parents handle things inadequately. She said the child is the one who ends up suffering. Robin had more celebrities coming out with stories about sexual abuse.
Robin read a story about a game called Cowboy Pinball. Robin said during the breaks at bull riding they have these people go in and play this game. She said they play to win $100. Robin had some audio from one of these things. Robin said one guy broke 3 ribs after being bowled over by the bull. Robin said the hospital bill is going to be a lot more than $100. She said this has become a very popular thing at these events. Howard asked if people know there's porn on the internet. He said he'd rather watch that. Robin said she read about a mother and father who both signed up for this even though they had 3 kids.
Robin read a story about how they're making you prove your age before you go on porn sites over in England. Howard said he has no problem with that. Robin asked if he's okay with showing ID. Howard said not really. He said he'll click on something. Robin said they're going to have a special screen come down that will demand an ID. Howard said he's going to have Gary's ID. He said Gary can give him his if he wants to keep his job. Gary said he'll just take Jason's then. Howard said he can just imagine that going on. He said he'll have his pants down and he'll have left his ID downstairs.
Robin read a story about Roseanne saying that women should be banned from running for office. Howard asked what happened to her. Robin had some audio of her talking about that. Roseanne said that women need to be banned from running for office. He said they're all too crazy. Fred played a cuckoo clock drop over her. Howard said they might have to get her back on the show.
Robin read a story about T-Mobile admitting that it spent $195,000 at a Trump hotel while awaiting the decision on their merger with Sprint. Robin said they are confident that the merger is being judged on its merits and not on their stay at a Trump hotel.
Robin said the President did something nice. There's a man dying of cystic fibrosis and Trump gave him a call. Robin had some audio of that call. Trump said there are a lot of good things going on with the medical side so they'll be talking in 10 years. The guy told Trump he's planning on voting for him in 2020.
Robin read a story about how there's apparently a missile test site in North Korea despite what the President is saying about that.
Robin read a story about a cruise ship that was battered by high winds and it injured people on the cruise. Robin had some audio of people talking about what it was like.
Robin read a story about a new drug that's being released for depression that's based on the drug Ketamine. Robin said it could help people with major depressive disorder. Howard said what helped him was crystal Meth.
Robin read a story about Alzheimer's disease gathering where they're saying it's getting even more prevalent. Robin had Howard play some audio of someone talking about that. Robin said that they used to just wait for you to die to find out if you have Alzheimer's. Robin said there are more ways to figure it out these days. She had audio of someone talking about that.
Robin read a story about Martina Navratilova apologizing for something she said about transgender people playing and how it could be like cheating. Robin said she caught heat for her op-ed last month. Howard said no guy is just going to cut his dick off to be a champion. Robin said that's what she's saying. Robin said that she's rethinking what she wrote. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.