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Howard started the show talking about how he keeps telling Jeff the drunk that he can't pick up on him every day. Jeff said it's been 4 weeks in a row. He said he can't just say hey. Howard said Robin had a good point about asking what they've missed. Jeff said he picks up on Bobo every day. Howard said he thinks he picks up on him enough. He said some days he's on a roll and he doesn't have time to pick up. He said he wants to hear from new people sometimes. He said Jeff just calls in to ask why he didn't pick up.
Jeff said he wanted to call in about the trip to L.A. He said Howard gave him a shout out in his own way. Howard said he didn't understand a thing he just said. He said he's not sure if he's drinking or his speech is just slurred. Jeff said his speech is slurred all the time. He said this is just the way he speaks. Howard asked what they missed with Jeff. Jeff said he gave him a sort of shout out. Howard asked how so. Jeff said you have to cough to get off when he said that to Snoop. Howard asked if that's a shout out. Jeff said he said you have to cough to get off. Howard asked if that's his slogan. Jeff said yeah it is. He said he told him that a long time ago. Howard said he wasn't thinking about Jeff when he said that.
Howard asked if he feels he got out his point. He said he likes Jeff and he's part of the fabric of the show and he's important to him. He said he put him in the Wack Pack. Jeff said that means a lot to him. Howard said when he doesn't pick up on him he can't take it personally. He said he's doing a show for a lot of people. Jeff said he understands that. He said he just wants to be part of it. Howard said he is. Jeff said he doesn't feel that way when he's on hold for hours every day. Howard said just call in and he'll eventually pick up on him. He said he's just a caller and he can't get to every call. He said the phones are filled with people who want to get on.
Shuli came in and said Howard is being hard on himself. He said he has a list of topics that Jeff wanted to call in with recently. Howard said this should be good. He asked what they were. Shuli said one ball that he dropped was Jeff wanting to call in about his blood work being good. Howard said if they were bad results that would have been good. He said hearing he's fine is not a home run for him.
Shuli said he called in four times about the Brady Bunch house thing with Gary and Jon. Jeff said he wanted to say something quick about that. Shuli said he called in about his deck being built too. Howard said he'll still pick up on him but not all the time. Jeff said he didn't know. Howard said he still likes him.
Shuli said he wanted to call in and say that he bought Tommy John undies too. Jeff asked when the calendars are going out. Jeff said he ordered his months ago. Howard said some of them have been shipped. He said he's not sure if the mail even goes to a trailer.
Shuli said Jeff wanted to be more of a feature on the show so he told him to come up with some ideas. He said Jeff said that's what he's supposed to do. He said Jeff just sits there.
Howard said Jeff told someone that Bobo has some information on him so that's why he picks up on him all the time. Jeff said that's right. He said he has to have something on him. He said that's why he made the puppet of him.
Howard said the way to be on the show is do something. He said Shuli was a caller to the show. He said what he would do was create games or things like that. Shuli said he would have a bunch of things written down when he called. Jeff asked where his puppet is. Howard said he's not sure he wants one. Howard asked Fred what he thinks. Fred said he's not sure they have enough material. Howard said Jeff used to be funnier. Jeff mumbled something. Howard said he used to be funnier when he was drunk and came in there. Jeff said they won't let him drink now. Howard said he used to be funnier. He said they can't serve him there. He said he doesn't fall down sober. Howard said last time he was there he clammed up because he came in there high. He said this is why he doesn't pick up the phone. He said he came in there and stayed quiet. He said he asked him one question and he'd give him a one word answer. He said he's like Eddie Murphy.
Howard said Eddie is out there promoting that movie and he refuses to talk to people. He said people are desperate to talk to him and he's not answering them. Howard said he watched Jimmy Kimmel interview Eddie and Stephen Colbert interview him. He said you'd think he was a guy who wasn't funny. He said he gives like one word answers. He said it's like you're pulling the words out of him. He said he knows he's capable of being a good guest. Jeff mumbled something. Howard said the funny thing is that he acts like a hot model. He said they come out and you can't take your eyes off of them and they say nothing. Howard said Eddie thinks he's a hot model.
Howard said Jimmy was asking Eddie about what he was planning on doing with the stand up comedy and if he worries about what people are going to think. He said Eddie just says ''Not really.'' Howard said he'd love for Eddie to come in there but he won't. He said he's not sure what he did to him. He said Stephen Colbert needed oxygen after that interview he did with Eddie.
Robin said she saw Eddie on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and he said a lot in there. Howard said Jerry got into the old days talking to Eddie in that. Jeff said they had a history together. Howard said that's true too. Howard said Jerry was talking about the old days.
Howard said he thinks Eddie is doing a De Niro kind of thing. He said he's just a bore but Eddie had a great career before. Howard said maybe Eddie is doing an impression of Prince. He said he'd love to ask him what he's doing. He said he knows he has personality. He said he's doing his best to be boring now. Jeff kept saying stuff that didn't fit in. Jeff said he was doing his impression of De Niro. Howard said that's pretty good. Fred did his impression of Jeff for a second.
Howard said he can't believe he's been missing out on this gold. Jeff asked what's wrong with him.
Howard said he tuned in to every Eddie Murphy interview. He said he loved him as a stand up. He said it's so frustrating to see him on these shows. He said they tell him he's great in Dolomite and he just says a few words. He said he isn't working with these people.
Shuli said Jeff sounds like a car driving by when he tries to speak. He did his impression of him. Howard said he sounds like he's on Soupy Sales' show. He did an impression of that too.
Howard said he's not sure what Eddie is up to. Robin said he's not really promoting the movie he's out there to promote. Howard said Eddie has been like this for a long time now. He said he wants to be a leading man and be treated like someone important. He said he just sits there and barely says a word. He asked if he's okay. He said he's not sure what the plan is. He said the audience is jacked up for him and he won't say anything.
Shuli said the bar is set high for him. Howard said he doesn't have to be that funny. He said he just has to give a little banter. He said he's glad that he's going to be hosting Saturday Night Live. He said he saw Jimmy saying they're excited about that. Eddie just said ''I hope so'' when Jimmy asked if he thinks it's going to work out okay. Howard said he's not sure why Eddie isn't his charming self to remind us why we loved him so much. Howard said just do an impression or something.
Howard said he did say that he will bring back some of the characters he did on Saturday Night Live. He said that will be good.
Robin asked if Jeff is still awake. Jeff said he is. Howard asked if Robin finds it frustrating too. Robin said absolutely. She said that's why she loved the Seinfeld interview. She said he was giving us something wonderful in that. Howard said maybe he needs coffee. Shuli said he told a great story about bombing in a jazz club that's so funny. Robin said he's not going to do that for just anyone.
Robin said she understands that De Niro is forced to go do interviews. She said that he won't give you anything. Howard said he just sits there. He said he gets that. He said he's not the funniest comedian that ever lived. He said that if these guys put up their own money for the movies they're in they'd be speaking. Robin said De Niro is talking now that he has something to say about Trump. Jeff said ''yeah, fuck Trump.''
Howard said Trump made that speech about killing this ISIS guy and Trump made a speech where he said he mentioned Osama bin Laden in his first book. He said they went back and looked it up and he said nothing about him in there. He said that Trump also claimed no one knew about the guy but of course they did. He said he's not sure what's going on with him. Robin said it proves that he doesn't read the books he wrote. Jeff said he never makes any fucking sense.
Howard said the Kurds got us the information about that guy. He said the military had to hurry up and get him because we're removing the troops. He said they had to get him before they leave. He said he's not sure what's going on with Trump. Shuli said he got booed at the baseball game too. Howard said he knows.
Howard said just be gracious after the great military operation. He said Trump is saying this is bigger than the bin Laden thing. Howard said just be gracious about it. He said you don't have to say it's worse than Osama. He said we get it. He said we know you're the commander in chief. Robin said everyone said ISIS is waiting for the troops to leave so they can rebuild. Robin said they took out the leader as they were going.
Howard said in the archives Robin did a story about bin Laden in 1998. He said we knew about him before Trump wrote his book. He said calm down dude.
Howard said it turns out Trump was golfing at the time. He said he's not sure what to believe now. He said he claims he was there watching but then they say he was out golfing. He said the photograph the white House released was apparently taken hours after the whole thing happened. He said just calm down and let it happen. He said he's not that kind of guy. Jeff said he's not a political dude. He said he's a fucking idiot.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said Jeff has had 28 minutes on the show already so that should last him for 2 months. Jeff and Mariann were talking over each other. Shuli said this is like dropping a mic in a mental hospital. Mariann and Jeff kept talking over each other. Howard asked if they are friends. Mariann said she's friends but don't throw her name around like he did. She said she never gets 28 minutes. Howard said he was trying to have a conversation with her but he had to hang up.
Howard said Mariann wrote a Michael Rapaport song. He said he's to sure this is the right time to play it. He said this is Jeff's time.
Howard said he didn't know where Jeff stood on politics. Jeff said he knew where he stands on Trump. He said he tweets about it all the time. Robin said they're not reading his tweets. Shuli said he got a DM from a woman who got a dick pic from Jeff. He said all they have to do is say hello. He said he has a stock photo that he sends to everyone. JD said he gets those DMs too.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked why he goes after Trump every chance he gets. Howard said he doesn't. He said he could go after him more. He said he gets people asking him why he doesn't. The caller said he jumped the shark and everyone knows it. Howard said he knows. He asked why he's still listening. Howard asked what he should do. The caller said he should get behind Trump for what he does for the country. Jeff called the guy an idiot. Howard said most of the audience thinks he's defends him too much. He said the other half thinks he bashes him all the time.
Howard said he has some of Eddie Murphy's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show. Howard played a clip where Jimmy was talking about being at his house and how he showed up first. He asked Eddie if he's aware of how giddy people were to be there at the party. Eddie wasn't saying much. Jimmy was the one doing all of the talking. Howard said this is pretty much how it goes.
Howard said what you want is Eddie to talk about what was going on at the party. Robins said he's almost like Jeff the Drunk at this point.
Howard played another clip where Eddie did a little more talking when he was asked about doing ventriloquism. Eddie talked about how good he was at it. JD said he wanted him to show off his work. Howard said he could have talked about something. He said you're waiting for something to happen. He said Jimmy is doing all of this work to get him to talk. He said he's working really hard on it.
Howard said he has a fantasy that Eddie will come on this show and he'll be able to have a conversation there. Jeff said good luck with that.
Howard played more of Jimmy and Eddie talking. Jimmy was struggling to get anything out of Eddie. Howard said he can't really knock Eddie's work because he's brilliant. He said he's a fan. He said he thinks the guy is brilliant. He said he loves his years on Saturday Night Live and the movies he did. Jeff blurted something out. Howard said he has to let him go. Howard said he's like James Brown when he does that.
Howard said he's not sure what's going on with Eddie. He said Jimmy asked him about doing Saturday Night Live. Eddie said it's been 35 years. Eddie did talk a little bit about what it's like to do that show. He said he will do Gumby and things like that. Howard said he did give a little something there. Robin said it's like drilling for oil. Shuli said you just have to warm him up. Robin said how about warming up before going out.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he figured out that Howard is jealous of Trump so that's why he does the bashing. He said he's jealous of the hot wife and all of that. The guy said they also block everyone on Twitter who has anything going on. He said Howard is a has been and he's over. Robin asked why he's on the phone. Howard asked what he thinks he's doing. The caller said he's just jealous so stick to being funny. He said he's not good at anything else. Shuli said he just said he was washed up but stick to being funny. He said they talk shit about him and they block him and then they complain. Howard said he doesn't have to let people bash him. He said if you want to bash him go on some other feed.
Howard said now the people who hate you have a forum on the internet. He said he's supposed to be a real man and listen to it? He said he's not going to let you bash him on his feed. He said what a cunt and a dumb though that was. He said he doesn't want to be called a has been. He said he can live in his own bubble of delusion. Shuli said they call in on his show to tell him he's irrelevant. Robin said he wasn't that well thought out. Howard said what a cock.
Howard said he started the show with a guy complaining that he wasn't on the show enough. Shuli was doing his impression of Jeff as a car driving by.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has to talk about why they listen to Howard and everyone. He said they don't want to hear anything about Trump. Howard said he gets bashed by his liberal friends for not attacking Trump. He said he doesn't want to attack the guy. He said he's not going to defend him either. He said he sees him doing something dumb and he points it out and then he gets called a hack and a bum. He said Clinton was one of the greatest presidents and he made fun of him all the time. He said he doesn't know what's happening. He said it would be weird for him not to comment. He said Trump claims he knew about bin Laden before everyone. He said it's just a dumb thing to say. The caller said just talking about Trump makes his blood pressure go up.
The caller said he wants to talk about Eddie Murphy. Howard said he doesn't want to make it all about Eddie either. The caller said it's a positive story. He said he was like 15-16 years old and staying in a hotel in Beverly Hills. He said Eddie was staying there too. Howard said he wants to kill himself hearing this story. He said he's sure he could narrow it down to one sentence. The caller said he asked Eddie for an autograph and Eddie gave it to him and put his cap on his head and let him keep it. Howard said he could have said that from the start. Howard went into his impression of this guy and went on and on with the story making it drag out.
Howard said he thinks Eddie is a brilliant comic. He said he's just disappointed in the interviews.
Howard said they had that Kurt Cobain sweater sold for like $350,000. He said it was the one he wore on that Unplugged show he did. He said it went for almost 400,000. Howard did more of his impression of the caller who dragged out his story.
Howard took a call from a woman who said it's enough picking up the callers who want to bash him for bashing Trump. She said that he's just commenting on something Trump did. She had some nice words for Howard's show too.
Howard said the Kurt Cobain sweater sold for $334,000. He said he almost fell off his chair when he heard about that.
Howard wondered if he has anything that cool that would sell for that much. He said he must have something iconic. He said he would sell everything in that studio for that kind of money. He said they can have the chair Fred sits in for only $400,000. He said the Gary puppet is for sale for $17 million. He said he's very famous so he should be able to get some money for this stuff. He said he should give the jacket he's wearing to Robin so when he drops dead she can make some money. He said his Fartman costume sold for like $8,000. He said he doesn't even know if he wore that thing.
Howard took a call from a guy who said it's okay to disagree with people. He said these days everyone hates you. He said this guy attacked him for saying something about Trump. Robin said it wasn't even political. Howard said the guy called in telling him he sucks and he's not funny. He said this is what people say about him online. Shuli said they listen to every show though.
Howard said if Benjy walked in there bragging that he knew about bin Laden before anyone else he'd call him out on it. He said that's just being a douche. He said get over yourself. He said it's pretty douchey to say that you knew about bin Laden before anyone else.
Howard said people would get upset about him saying that Trump was the best radio show guest ever. He said he doesn't get why everyone gets so upset.
Shuli said it's amazing that everyone is in attack mode. Howard said Trump says so many dumb fucking things. He said he can't believe that people don't worship him. He said he comes off douchey. He said just shut up and be humble. Robin said she was going to have the guys pull the letter that he wrote to the president of Turkey. She said she's not sure how he passed in school writing papers if he wrote like that. She said no one is asking that question but that man does not know how to write.
Howard said he has to take a break. He said he has a lot to get to today. Robin said it's no wonder Trump doesn't want his school transcripts released. Howard said god forbid you bring that stuff up. Howard said they have to get to the Germiest staffer bit. He said he'll explain that later. He said it's also Ronnie's birthday today. He said he's 70 years old. Robin said she didn't know he turned 69. Howard said she missed that. He said it is freaky that he's 70. He said he behaves like he's 12.
Howard said Ronnie was parading around in his Halloween costume. He said he thought it was racist at first. He said he thought he was in black face. Shuli said he dressed as death. He said he was wearing a mask. Howard said he's being told it's a Keebler elf. Howard said he has to take a break.
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Howard asked if he's in some weird realty. Robin said she's not sure they're talking about he same thing. Howard said he was thinking about it being Lou Reed. Fred said he thinks Howard is the strange one. Howard said he just wants to go home.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Fred died would Howard still do the show. Howard said he needs Fred. He said if Fred died he would not continue the show. He said he has a comfort with Fred. Fred said that the last few minutes has taken away from that. Howard said Fred actually died 7 years ago.
The caller asked if anyone else could do the sound drops. Howard said Fred was out one day and Sal did it but it was horrible. Fred said he's sure he did fine. Howard said he doesn't think so.
Howard said he'd probably bring in Steve Nowicki if Fred died. Fred said he's sure he's waiting outside that door. Howard said don't take a drink from Steve. He said he has tremendous ambition.
Howard said Ronnie turned 70. He said that kind of blew his mind. He said he's the bit seven zero. Howard said Gary said they'll be out to dinner and the hear him talking about Ronnie being 70 with a 30 year old girlfriend. He said that gets people's interest. He said that's a big difference. Robin said that still happens. Howard said Gary always has a picture on his phone of Ronnie and Stephanie. He said the women will be like ''What? Eww.'' Howard said he tells Gary not to do that but Gary says Ronnie doesn't know.
Howard said he has to get a picture of Ronnie and Stephanie to keep on his phone. Howard said Ronnie moves very well for a 70 year old. He said that's a big birthday for him. He said he bought him a present that he hasn't given to him yet. He said he could do this package piece from L.A. He said they took advantage of the legal weed out there. He said they tried to get JD high. He said they added Ronnie and Shuli to that mix and Ronnie shined.
Howard said Ronnie was a mess after smoking. He said he was even louder than usual and downright bizarre. Howard played some audio from that day when Ronnie was high.
Howard said Ronnie's weird behavior continued after the show. He said he was in the green room and he was talking about the berry juice they had out there. Howard played the clip where Ronnie kept saying ''berry juice'' over and over. Howard said Ronnie is so unsophisticated that he goes nuts when you introduce him to something like berry juice. He said it's like hippy stuff that rocks his world.
Howard said he sees that Ronnie puppet has on a special outfit for his birthday. Fred worked the puppet for a second.
Howard said Ronnie was accusing people of being angry with him. He said it was the paranoia coming out. Howard played some audio of Ronnie talking about Brent being upset with him. Then he said Gary and Steve were mad at him too. Howard said he was outright angry Ronnie in that clip.
Howard said they kept a live feed going in the outside green room and Ronnie started a fight with the radio. Howard played a clip of Ronnie talking to the radio and arguing with it. He was asking what they were talking about with his dick pic. He said he can send one to his girlfriend if he wants to. He said even if he's 90 he can do it. JD was laughing.
Howard said Ronnie wouldn't let go of the dick pic thing and told Chris that he should get it because he's a gay man. Howard played a clip of Ronnie talking to Chris about that.
Howard said it seems like Chris is Ronnie's first gay friend. He said he may have some other gay people in his life but this is a friend. Howard and Fred did their Ronnie voices talking about that.
Howard said they had Ronnie cut a sex tip when he was high. He said they had him do a simple one. Ronnie said just take your girl's clothes off and do what you gotta do. He was laughing through the whole thing.
Howard said what a party he is. Fred had the Ronnie Puppet out doing some other simple sex tips. Howard said Ronnie does seem to be happier as a high person. Robin said he did get argumentative and grumpy as it wore on.
Howard said getting Ronnie to record was no easy feat. He said they had trouble getting him to say his own name. He played some audio of the recording session where Ronnie was laughing and just saying goofy stuff.
Howard said they tried to get him to record a second tip but he was way too tired. He played the audio of that. They asked him to do one more but he just walked off.
Howard said they thought he could handle recording guest intros. He said they were wrong. Howard played a clip of Ronnie trying to do an intro for Jimmy Kimmel. He was having trouble getting it out without laughing and singing. He made up a song about snot running down his lip. Howard said he's not sure what song that is. He said this was more trouble than it was with Beetlejuice.
Howard said Ronnie had trouble doing an intro for Paul Rudd. He played that clip and Ronnie was cracking up reading that one too. Ronnie said that his brother is Ricky Rudd the NASCAR Driver. The guys asked if that's true. Ronnie laughed and said no.
Howard said it's weird that they asked Ronnie to do a Demi Moore intro. He said it's best they kept her away from her. He said this was weird. Ronnie did the intro and got all creepy when he introduced her. Ronnie said you don't want him coming in there. He said he'd bang the shit out of her ass. Then he said ''Take it away Howie boy!'' Howard said Ronnie made her last name plural. He said he called her Demi Moores.
Howard said they had Ronnie make a call to a Chinese restaurant to place an order. In the call Ronnie was telling the guy he was going to pay cash like Johnny Cash. The guy asked what the address was. Ronnie gave his New York address and the guy said call a New York place. Ronnie told him not to get upset. He said he was trying to apologize. The guy said he's recording this to send to the LAPD now. Ronnie didn't care. The guy hung up on Ronnie after that.
Howard said they do love Ronnie. He said happy birthday to him. He said he hopes he never grows up. Robin asked if he still feels embarrassed by what he did out there. Ronnie came in and said he's laughing his ass off out there hearing this. Howard said he was laughing a lot out in L.a. Ronnie said he had tears running down his face.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who wished Ronnie a happy birthday. King said he likes him when he's high. He asked if he's depressed that he's 70. Ronnie said it is blowing his mind a little bit. Howard said 70 is kind of freaky. He said you have to think about what it's going to be like getting that old. Ronnie said his shrink is about he is age and he may have gotten him depressed. Howard asked what his thoughts were. Ronnie said he thinks about Stephanie being so young and what will happen after he's gone. Robin said hopefully it does happen after he's gone. Ronnie said he came to the reality that when you're dying you don't care. Howard said you do care. Robin said when you're dying you're not thinking about that.
Howard said someone said to him that when Ronnie retires Stephanie might leave him a year later. Ronnie said he doesn't think like that. He said she's so great with him. He said she did this great stuff for his birthday this weekend. King said she really loves him but at the same time she might leave him. King said just listen to him. Howard said he's annoying the fuck out of him so just say it. King said she loves Ronnie but at the same time he's 70 years old. He said this is the time when you die. He said when someone 70 dies you don't say that was too soon. Howard said now you're depressing the fuck out of him. He hung up on King.
Howard said this is around the gage that people die. He said Gary was saying that he's so full of life but then things happen fast. He said it's fucked up. Ronnie said that's how he was thinking about it. He said you have to just keep going. Ronnie said he was in race cars over the weekend driving 170 miles per hour. He said he went to this school at Pocono to drive. He said he has a friend who went with him. He said he brought his car and they got to run on the track all day. He said he did 150 with his car and the Ferrari was like 170. He said his friend was running over 185 in the McClaren. He said that his car is a street car so it could take the turns around 100. He said the Ferrari was taking them at about 140. He said the Ferrari are built to be on a race track. He said they had a blast there. Howard asked if he thinks that she was trying to kill him. Ronnie said she got out there too and she was up to like 140. He said she was in the car with his friend Nick who races stock cars. Howard asked if she was driving. Ronnie said she was but Nick was coaching her.
Howard asked if there was a lot of sexual activity. Ronnie said there was. He said he was so jacked up from being on the track. He said they went to the hotel after that and went out to dinner. Howard asked if he got pegged. Ronnie said no. He said it was all about him this weekend. Howard asked if they did anal. Ronnie said they did last night. He said not out there though.
Howard said it's unbelievable that he's 70 and he's describing this. Howard asked when the weekend started. Ronnie said they went out there on Thursday. He said they did have sex that night. He said that was quick. Ronnie said they got there at night and went up to the room. He said they did it quick. He said they were going to the track in the morning so it was quick. Howard asked what time they got up there. Ronnie said it was 10:30. Howard said that's late. He said at 70 he can fuck late at night like that. Ronnie said it was about being away.
Howard asked if he instigates or does she. Ronnie said it's both. He said it just takes her to take her clothes off for him to get worked up. Howard said they fuck on Thursday night and that was quick. Ronnie said there was no drinking that night.
Howard said they get up Friday early and go to the track. Ronnie said they were up at 8 and there until about 2. He said they went back to the hotel. Ronnie said he was all worked up from the track. He said all sorts of crazy shit went down. He said he didn't have dildos or anything but he did have cock rings. Howard asked what went down. Ronnie said they tried a crazy position. Howard asked if he ties her up. Ronnie said one time he did that when they were out in California for America's Got Talent. He said they were in the hotel and he tied her to the bed post. He said he had sex with her like that.
Howard said now they've gotten back to the hotel and what position did they try. Ronnie said she's been working out and she can flip her legs behind her bed and her pussy is straight up. He said it's like jack hammering. He said he's standing over her jack hammering her. Howard asked if Robin understands this. Robin said she does. She said her butt raises up off the bed and her pussy is flat like the bed. Robin said Ronnie gets on top and pile drives straight down. Howard asked if he liked it. Ronnie said she did. He said that was pretty quick too. He said they took a nap and took a shower. He said they went out to dinner and came back and fucked again. Howard said ''Wow! Wow!'' He said they fucked again. He asked if they did anything weird. Ronnie said nothing weird. He said there was some playing first.
Howard said it's 2 times in one day and the night before so that's 3. He said then they come into Saturday. Ronnie said they slept late Saturday. He said it takes a lot out of you. Howard said he's like a teenager. Ronnie said they went out shopping and got breakfast. He said they didn't get out of the hotel until about 12. He said they went to a party after that. He said it was a Halloween party out there in Pennsylvania. Howard asked if they fucked that night. Ronnie said not that night. He said they were trashed at the end of the party. Ronnie said he was wearing a costume there at the party. He said it was the Grim Reaper. He said Stephanie was a mad scientist.
Howard asked what happened that night. Ronnie said she got off but he didn't. He said he kind of passed out. He said next thing he knew it was yesterday morning. He said she was playing with herself and him at the same time. He said he thinks he passed out. Howard said she's a good girl. Howard said he's up to 3 times for Ronnie. He said with this one it was an aborted attempt.
Howard said they must have fucked last night. Ronnie said he kind of got anal. He said he did his version where he sticks his dick in the crack of her ass. Howard asked how that happened. Ronnie said they were watching TV and she had ''This is Us'' on. Ronnie said it was time for bed so he got his dick in between her ass cheeks. He said it was near her asshole. He said he kind of likes it in there. He said you're not in her asshole. Robin said it's like a drive by.
Howard said this is wild. He asked if he's able to cum like that. Ronnie said oh yeah. He said she was watching TV while he was doing it. Howard said he's like a cave man. He said she's with her headphones and he's in her ass cumming. Howard asked if she moans at all. Ronnie said she does. Howard asked if he jizzes on her back. Ronnie said it's on her ass. He said he cleans it all up for her. He said she stays put. Howard asked if she pauses the TV at all. Ronnie said not at all. He said she has headphones on and she's watching while he's doing this. Howard said he'd think at that age he'd have no jizz left. Ronnie said that load last night was the best load he dropped all weekend.
Howard asked if there will be any fucking tonight. Ronnie said they'll have to see. He said he got a hold of this Rolls Royce of cock rings. He said his friend's wife gave him this thing. He said it has prickly things on it that grabs her clit too. He said it's very tight so you can stretch it. Howard said it sounds like a weapon. Ronnie said it plugs in so you can recharge it. He said you have to recharge it with that ''ISB'' thing. Howard said it's USB. Ronnie said that's it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's half Ronnie's age an Ronnie blows him away. Howard said he really does. He said he blows everyone there away. Howard said Ronnie has one thing on his brain. He said the only thing on his brain is pussy. Ronnie said that's not true. Howard said he has pussy and cars on his brain. He said that's it. He said there's nothing else cluttering up his brain. Ronnie said he loves cars. Howard said he worries about things and Ronnie doesn't seem to. Ronnie said he worries about plenty of things. Howard said he worries that his cock is going to fall off. Ronnie said he worries that his cock won't work but so far so good.
The caller said if he has half of Ronnie's energy at this age he's set. Howard said he's 5 years behind Ronnie. He said he had sex with Beth this weekend but it was just one time. He said he has to build up for a day after that. He said Ronnie is like half animal and half man. Ronnie said when you go away you're in a different mood. He said it's different. Howard said his mind isn't cluttered with nonsense. Howard asked what the last book was he read. Ronnie said he doesn't know. He said he reads the paper a lot but not books. He said he may have read Donny Brasco years ago. He said he read Howard's book. He said he has read all of Howard's books.
Gary came in and Howard asked if he fucks a lot. Gary said no but he would if he could. Howard said Mary doesn't want to do it. Gary showed Howard the cock ring that Ronnie was talking about. Howard said he wants Robin to look at it and see it wrapped around the sample cock. Ronnie took another look at it and said that's not it. He said it's similar though. Robin said she can't see it. She told him to bring it in there.
Robin said ''Gee whiz! Oh my goodness!'' Gary said it's sold out on Amazon. Robin said it goes under your balls. Howard said you have to charge it at a Tesla station. Ronnie said it's missing the prickly thing. He said it has a tongue looking thing. He said it has two lips on it that kind of touch the clit. Howard said it has 40 horsepower. He said that in Ronnie's voice. Howard asked who got him that thing. Ronnie said it was his friend's wife Brandi. He said one night they went out shopping and went to a sex shop and bought a bunch of shit. He said he asked her if that's where they bought it. He said they have a new place closer to their house.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he has any concerns about being driven around by a 70 year old. Howard said not at all. He said he's a good driver. Ronnie said he didn't tell him this but they have a new law that when you renew your insurance at his age you have to go to your doctor an get a physical to get insurance now. Howard asked why he's depressed about that. Ronnie said it's for anyone over 65. He said he never had to do that before. He said that they just started it. Howard said he should wear his cock ring to the physical. Robin said it's already there when you pull down your pants.
Howard said he likes how Ronnie finds sex shops. Howard asked where he finds them. Ronnie said Pennsylvania is full of them.
The caller asked if Ronnie drinks before he drives Howard around. Ronnie said he never does.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he has to retire when Ronnie retires. He said Ronnie is just unbelievable. He said Ronnie is the best part of the show. He said he has the energy of a 10 year old. Howard said that's true. He said they salute him because he is one of a kind. Howard played a song parody about Ronnie that Eli Braden sent in.
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Howard came back and said it's like 9:08 and they almost set the clocks last night. He said his wife said it was time to fall back. He said he was about to do it and then he looked on his calendar and it's not until next week.
Howard said he thinks he likes a country song. He said it seemed pretty good to him and it's called ''I'm Over Drinking Over You.'' by Little Big Town. He said he has to listen to it again. He said you have to hear the next thing they do which is Germiest Staffer. Howard played the song and said this is it. He let the song play for a short time and said it's kind of hillbilly-ish. He said he watched it while listening to it. He said he shouldn't do that. He said it was better when he was watching it.
Howard said he saw the guy from Little Feat died. He said his name is Paul Barrere. He said he was in the band for a long time. Howard and Fred talked about some of their songs. Howard said he was thinking of Lowell George. Fred said Paul wanted to be the bass player but he got in with guitar after practicing. Howard said Paul was 71 years old. He said that's what they were talking about with Ronnie earlier. Howard read the obituary for Paul. He said he thought he'd mention that. He said if he doesn't then who will?
Howard said his staff is disgusting. He said they have to make changes around there. He said you're going to throw up. Robin asked what they're going to do. She said she doesn't touch anyone. Howard said he doesn't touch anything or anyone.
Howard said they swabbed people around there and used sterile swabs and vials. He said they surprised Richard and Sal with this. He said they surprised JD, Benjy and Brent too. He said they swabbed everyone of those guys and Gary too. He said everyone knows Gary. He said they swabbed their hands, their work station and one personal item. He said they shipped out the vials to a place in Tennessee. He said they have this Dr. Steve guy there that they use for another show on Sirius. He said they wanted it done in a clinical way.
Howard said he's bringing the guys in now and he'll read the results. He said he does not know all of the results. He said Gary is nervous about this. Gary said he's always nervous about anything he's involved with. He said he's pretty confident that he is the cleanest person with his desk. He said he cleans it like once a month. Sal said it should be daily. Sal said that's what he does. Sal said Gary leaves out his dirty spoon on his desk after eating peanut butter.
Richard said Sal was all nervous about this because he thought another sibling was coming in. Sal said he was. Howard said Robin nay never return to the studio after hearing this.
Gary asked if everyone takes a shower before the show every morning. Richard said no. Howard asked if they think he'll be the mos disgusting. Benjy said he thinks Richard will be one of the most clean.
Gary asked if they swabbed JD's American Idol tray. JD said he hasn't used it in years. Howard said they found black mold in JD's office. He said that's one thing he knows. Robin said you're not supposed to breathe that. JD said if it's on the tray then he'll get rid of it. Howard said get rid of it so he has room in there. JD said that's fine.
Memet said JD's swab was the only one to turn black when they used it. Howard said they have Sal, Richard, Gary, Benjy, Brent, and JD in there. Howard asked who thinks they're the most disgusting. Benjy said he felt dirty and grimy that day. He said he was the last one to be tested and he thought that they were farting in the room and all of that. He said he had dropped his phone in the garbage that day. Brent said there's always something with him.
Richard said he think's he's going to be gross because he's never wiped down his desk. He said he's never even thought of it. Gary asked if everyone takes a shower before the show. Benjy said he does 99 percent of the time. Howard said he looks gross most days.
Howard said they're going to be shocked when they find out who is the grossest person there. He said it's going to be shocking to find out what they're carrying around. Memet said here are 2 people who are the most disgusting. Gary said he heard that Memet might be the most disgusting person there. He said he has make up pads there that he leaves out. Memet said he has oil blotters he uses for the TV show.
Richard said when Memet would share an office with them he'd have snot rags under his computer keyboard that were months old.
Howard said some of the guys had bacteria so rare that the doctor had never heard of them before. Sal said that has to be Gary. Richard was cracking up. Sal said Gary isn't even human. He said the man has gums that are gray and gunky. Gary said they're not gray and he's just deflecting. Sal said when he goes to the bathroom his shit smells inhuman too.
Howard said he has more facts about this. He said one guy had the bacteria the doctor has never heard of. He said they have a scientific control they use in the tests and they swabbed Richard's asshole for that. He said one person in this room has higher levels of fecal levels on their hands than he has in his asshole. Gary said he's going with the guy who has that asshole. Howard said they swabbed his asshole directly and someone has more fecal matter on their hands than his asshole. Robin asked who thought of that. Howard said they did it as a goof. He said the lab said this person has more on their hands than on his asshole. He asked how that's possible. He said that's like going to a volcano and finding more lava in your asshole than in the volcano.
Memet said that people there are handing things to Howard with those hands. Richard said Sal used to pick the popcorn out of the can with his hands. Howard said multiple people had a bacteria that causes diarrhea. He said it multiplies and causes respiratory tract infections. Howard said they say that it can be serious and possibly fatal.
Robin asked if they know the levels. Howard said they do know who the cleanest and who is the dirtiest. Robin asked what the safe levels are. Howard said he will inform her of that.
Gary asked if the clean person is clean just in this group. Howard said they are the clients in this group.
Howard said he's going to do something here. He said he has to take a break first. He said the most disgusting person has something so rare that no one has heard of it. Richard said he wants to be that one. Howard said they have to get results so he'll eliminate 3 people up top. He said the people who aren't the worst but are still disgusting are... Brent, Benjy and Sal.
Robin sounded shocked by that. Benjy said he's really happy. Howard said Brent had some modest traces of this diarrhea bacteria. He said it was moderate though. Howard said Benjy's backpack had moderate levels of it. He said he had it on his workstation but his hands were very clean. He said Sal had bacteria in all 3 places. He said he had it on his cell phone and work station and hands. He said he's covered in diarrhea causing bacteria. Sal said thank you for being one of the least.
Benjy said he's shocked. Brent said he's relieved. Howard said the three people left are Gary, JD and Richard. He said 2 of them are clearly the Germiest people they've ever tested. Howard said he doesn't have the result yet but one of them had moderate levels of this bacteria on their cell phone. Howard said one had normal levels of healthy bacteria. He said he won't be the Germiest. Howard said that was healthy bacteria. He said one of the three is the least out of everyone. Gary said he's feeling a little better now. Howard said JD looks thrilled. Howard said JD could be the least germy. JD said ''Uh huh...'' Howard said one of them is the least and the one had more fecal bacteria on his hand than Richard has in his asshole. He said that person will be named as one of the two Germiest people. Howard said one of them was carrying a bacteria that was unknown to the doctor and that person will be the worst of the group. Howard said this bacteria can cause septic shock and it can be deadly under some circumstances. Howard said this is due to poor hand washing.
Howard said this person is so bad at washing their hands that they're carrying around the scariest bacteria there. Sal said it has to be Gary. Howard said he doesn't know.
Howard asked JD if he thinks he has the deadly bacteria. JD said he goes to the worst thing so he thinks he is the Germiest person there. Howard asked JD if he could be the cleanest. JD said no way. He said he had black on his test swab. Howard asked Gary if he thinks he's the cleanest. Gary said in his mind he is the clean one. Richard said he thinks his work station is filthy but he washes his hands a lot.
Howard said if you're carrying around a little kid with that filth will he change his habit. Richard said of course. He said he hopes it's not him. Richard said he thinks Howard is going to fire the one who is the filthiest.
Sal asked if they can bet on this. He said Gary has to be the filthiest one. He said he has to be cleaner than Gary. Gary said they don't know that yet. He said he could be the cleanest. Gary said Sal is using Sal Math.
Richard asked about the dangerous bacteria and what that's called. Howard said it's called micrococcus luteus. Memet said they found something so rare on Richard that it only shows up in soil around cattle fields. Benjy said he thinks Richard is the cleanest. Howard said they can speculate but they have to take a break. Howard said they will find out who is so gross they have more fecal matter on their hands than Richard has in his asshole. Richard said Howard is going to want to burn this place after this. Howard said you bet. He said take a deep breath. Robin said don't do that. Howard said how about the guys go do something during the break.
Howard took a call from a guy who said his skin is crawling hearing this. Howard asked how he thinks he feels being in there. The caller said he works for GoJo that makes Purell. He said he'd be willing to donate some of that to the staff. Howard said send it over quick. Howard said when they come back they'll get the result. He asked if it's Gary, Richard or JD. Richard said JD looks so pissed. Howard said maybe he's the cleanest. JD said he doesn't want everyone knowing it. He said his life is literally under a microscope. Gary said if it's him then his wife won't let him in the house after this.
Memet said that the person who has the most fecal matter on their hands is also one of the two filthiest people there. He said he just wanted to make that clear. Howard said he'll determine the winner after the break. Howard said someone is walking around with more shit on their hands than Richard's asshole. He said that's crazy to him. He said he thinks they're all gross but how often is he touching them. Gary said he's going through that morning thinking about showering and not taking a shit that day. He said he can't imagine how fecal matter got on his hands if it's him. Richard said it's from Jon Hein's ass.
Howard asked if JD has gotten high in New York at all. JD said not yet. He said he might have to tonight after work. Howard asked if he'll change any of his habits if it is him. JD said he isn't afraid of germs. He said he does wash his hands after using the bathroom. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard took a call from a woman who said she's turning 40 and she tries to call around her birthday. She said today she wanted to say hi to everyone on her birthday to make it more special. Howard said when you're 40 you shouldn't be that excited about it. He thanked her for the call and let her go.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks he missed something in L.A. He said Snoop Dogg called JD a bitch ass. He said Seth Rogen lost his shit. Howard asked how he missed it. He said he JD was in there and he said something about it leveling his bitch ass. The caller said it's the best thing to watch.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she received her Helen Rose calendar on Friday. She said Howard is so talented. She said she has done cat rescue with 3 cats. She said she thinks Howard should be governor when he retires. Howard said with his talent he should be President. Howard said the proceeds from that calendar go to help North Shore Animal League. Howard said it makes a great Christmas gift. The caller said she got Howard's book too. Howard said that's great.
Howard said on the phone is the actual Shit. He took the call from the guys in the back who said he was calling in for his old buddy JD. He said he's just happy they can come out with their relationship. He said he can't wait to touch his wife tonight.
Gary said JD is freaking out over there. Howard asked if he's going to be okay. JD said they'll see. He said he just wants to get this over with.
Richard asked if he's going to fumigate his office if it's JD. Howard said what they're talking about is rather serious. Howard said they found out what Sal, Brent and Sal had on their hands. He said they're disgusting but way less than a couple of these others. He said one is cleaner than everyone. He said two of them have major issues. He said that one of them has more shit on their hands than Richard has in his asshole.
Howard said this one bacteria is deadly that they found on someone. He said it's one of these three. Howard said now it's time for the results. He said whoever it is they should go on a regimen of showering. He said they'll clean up their work station too. He said they're going to clean up. Benjy asked if they're going to be talked to off air. Howard said he has done that with Benjy before. He said they have to talk to this person. Richard said whoever it is helped make great radio today. Howard said he could do without that great radio.
Howard said he will reveal the person with more fecal bacteria on their hand than in Richard's asshole. He repeated that to make it clear what was on this person's hands. Howard said it's more than was in Richard's asshole. Richard said he even shit that morning. Howard opened the envelope and said this is disgusting. He said the person is... Richard. Gary said that makes sense. Howard said wash your fucking hands. Richard said he does. Robin asked how he could have that much fecal matter on his hands. Richard said he spread his cheeks to swab his asshole. Memet said they did that last.
Howard said this is a guy who is so gross. He said he won't hire a babysitter to take care of his kid but the danger is Richard. He said the kid is probably covered in fecal matter. Memet said his asshole had moderate levels and his hands had high levels. Richard said maybe it's from his phone. Memet said his phone didn't test for fecal matter. Memet asked if he changes diapers with bare hands. Howard told Richard to sing longer songs when he's washing his hands. Benjy said Richard should carry stuff around with his ass instead of his hands. Howard said he has to do something about cleaning up. Richard said he washes his hands really good.
Howard asked how disgusting he is. Sal said he loves him. Howard said now they're left with two people. He said one of the two is even grosser than Richard. He said this person has deadly bacteria on them. He said JD and Gary it comes down to the two of them. He said one came up clean and the other was filthy.
Howard said that one of them had this bacteria that is deadly. He said it's called micrococcus luteus. Gary asked how you get it on your hands. Howard asked Memet if he knows. Memet said it can be airborne and it can be picked up. He said it can spread from sneezing. Howard asked if it's Gary. Gary said he doesn't think so. JD said he can see it being him. He said he washes his hands all the time though. Gary said he washes his hands a lot too. JD said he showered that morning and he hardly uses the bathroom there. He said just go on.
Howard said JD is the guy who didn't wash his sheets for a year. Howard asked Sal if he still thinks it's Gary. Sal said absolutely. Howard said he's sorry if it's JD or Gary. He said the person who is so disgusting is... Brent said the look on Howard's face is amazing. Howard asked how you get this. Memet said this is from not washing your hands. He said it's very rare. He said they found it on their workstation. Howard asked who Benjy thinks it is. Benjy said it's Gary. Richard said it has to be JD. Robin said it has to be JD. Fred said he hates to pile on but he thinks it's JD. Howard said the answer is... Gary. Sal said he knew it.
Howard said JD is the cleanest. Gary said he's stunned. Howard said JD and Richard backed away. JD said he doesn't want Richard near him. Howard asked what's going on. Gary said he cleans himself every day. He said he cleans his phone and all of that. Sal said he knew it. He said Gary has the phlegm problem. Gary said he's never sick. Sal said he's making others sick. Howard asked if anyone has been dying around him. Gary said no. Memet said the doctor was stunned they found this in the workplace. Gary said he washes his hands all the time. He said he's not sure where it came from. He said his wife isn't going to be happy. Sal said she's changing the locks right now. Gary asked if that's like his wife did to him a few years ago.
Howard said he has Dr. Steve on the phone to talk about this. He asked what he thinks about this. Dr. Steve said that this bacteria is found in the atmosphere so it's not that surprising. He said it was surprising that only he had it. He said it's only going to cause problems with people who have compromised immune systems. Robin said she has to figure out how to get out of here without touching anyone there.
Howard said this finding with Richard having more fecal matter on his hands than his asshole is something. Dr. Steve said that is something. Howard said he's equally disgusting. He said how about JD coming out as the cleanest. JD said this thing scared the shit out of him. He said he had an incident when he was younger. He said someone looked over the stall and said he had shit on his fingers. He said that led to something that he had to do the rest of the time he was there. He said this kid fucked with him and called him shit fingers for years. He said it scared him away from public restrooms.
Howard asked Dr. Steve what they should be doing. Dr. Steve said that good hand washing is the key to all of this. He said the way it's spread is by touching something and then sticking the finger in their eye or something. Howard asked if this is why Gary is phlegmy. Dr. Steve said this isn't that associated with that. Howard asked if he should make Gary wear plastic gloves when he handles the bagels on Wednesday. Dr. Steve said the bacteria they talked about earlier with the diarrhea is the one he worries about. He said he has had bad diarrhea so that can be an issue. He said the other one can be found on skin and in soil. Gary said he doesn't touch the bagels. He said he only touches the one he eats. Howard said he should wear a HazMat suit.
Dr. Steve said the key is having good hygiene. He said that this stuff is everywhere. Howard thanked Dr. Steve for calling in. He said he's uncovered some unbelievable stuff.
Memet said that most of the bacteria they found in JD's office was mostly healthy bacteria. Howard asked what Gary is going to do. Gary said he's going to wash his hands even more now. Howard asked what Richard is going to do. Richard said he has to wash his hands better too. Howard took a call from fake Mrs. Christy who congratulated Richard on his win today. She said that they love feces. She said it's their favorite. She said they have it everywhere at home. Howard said they found one germ on Richard that's found on farm animals. Howard said she sure has an interesting husband.
Howard said he's canceling the Christmas party this year. He said he doesn't want to be near this. Sal said don't eat the shrimp. Gary said you take food out of there. He said he's not touching the shrimp and putting it back. Howard and Sal joked about using a fishing pole to feed Gary.
Benjy asked whose hand he would lick. Howard said that's not happening. Benjy said he would lick a hand. Howard said it's disgusting. Gary said he doesn't want any of his extremities in Benjy's mouth. He said he doesn't want it in anyone's mouth. Howard asked if he would really lick Gary's hand. Benjy said he would.
Howard said Ronnie just turned 70 so Gary has to stay away from him. Gary said he knows. Howard said stay away from Robin too. Gary said alright. Howard said maybe they'll go out on a Gary song. Richard said they need a round 2 on this with Ronnie and Memet. He said Memet is so confident with this. Sal asked if Jon Hein is worried about this. Robin said Jon slept with Gary. Gary said they did not sleep together. He said they slept in the same room. He said they just shared a room.
Howard said Gary shook Ronnie's hand on his way in there. Gary said they fist bumped. Howard said maybe there's germs on the fist too. Ronnie came in and said he shock his hand. He said he didn't fist bump. Gary said he thought they fist bumped. Ronnie said he shook it. Gary said he's sorry about that.
Howard said he has to go out on a Gary song. He said he had the deadly virus on his hands. Howard said JD came out pretty great. JD said he doesn't know about that. He said it's fine until the next contest. Howard played a song parody about Gary being gross. They went to break after that.
Howard said he just put Purell on his hands. He took a call from Jim from Raleigh who said that Gary is basically his hands. Howard said he claims that he doesn't touch anything of his. Robin said that Gary said he didn't shake Ronnie's hand but he did. Howard said he's not sure how he got that wrong. Jim said maybe Sal can be his hygiene monitor.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he doesn't think that JD would have been able to handle it if he was the dirtiest there. Howard said he might be right.
The caller asked if he thinks that people should be allowed to approach Harvey Weinstein like that woman did recently. Howard said there haven't been any convictions but so many women have come forward about it. He said it's weird that he went out in public to a comedy club and didn't expect people to react. He said if women are performing they're going to be outraged. He said men too. Robin said this was a showcase for young actors. Howard said he's accused of doing things to young actors so yeah it's crazy he went there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Gary killed Jay Thomas. Howard said he's not the first one to think that. He said Jay was at the Christmas party eating from the same shrimp boat as Gary. He said maybe Robin got cancer from that too. Howard said he thinks this is going to follow Gary around for a long time. Gary said he expects nothing less.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said that Gary should be put in Robin's booth immediately. He asked Fred if he stayed in his room in L.A. or did he go out. Fred said he went out with Gary one night and out with Robin one night. Robin said they did. Howard let Bobo go after that. He said he's not sure what he even said about Gary. Robin said he told him he should be put in her booth and something about chocolate. Howard played a Bobo song parody after that.
Howard took a call from Tan Mom who said she's moving back home. She said she's going to be back home and she wanted them to know that she'll be doing celebrity boxing. She said she's just really happy. She said she met someone and she's moving on with her life. Howard said alright, that's a great update. Howard said he doesn't know one thing she said. He said he's not sure where she's moving. He said he has no energy to probe for answers. He said he's not sure why there's no clarity there.
Howard said she plugged both of her songs and celebrity boxing. He said he just has to move on to news. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard asked what's going on in the news. Robin started her news with a story about Suzanne Somers turning 73 years old last week. Robin said she released a nude photo of herself in a field. Robin said Ronnie came in and told them about the amount of sex he had at 70. Robin said Suzanne says she has a passionate sex life with her 83 year old husband and. Robin said they take a weekly sex shot that helps them make love twice a day. Howard asked what's going on out there. Robin said they take some sort of peptide that helps stimulate your brain.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that the song about Gary made him spit his water out. Howard thanked him for the call.
Howard took a call from a woman who said boys are gross. She said they don't know how to wash their hands. She said she had a boyfriend who she made wash his hands before they were intimate. She said she found out that he used cold water and a quick rinse with a little soap. She said this guy she had to tell to use warm water. She said he'd wipe his hands through his hair and on his jeans. Howard said he's going to throw up.
Howard took a call from a guy who said if these guys are eating asshole on the staff it must affect them. Howard said Gary eats a lot of ass. He said that's why he's clearing his throat all the time. Howard said he's not sure what's going on but he's grossed out by everyone.
Robin read a story about Bruce Springsteen opening up about his life in a new film called ''Western Stars.'' Robin said he has been in therapy for over 30 years to deal with depression. Robin said he thanks his wife and friends for helping him make it through. Robin said he thinks he would have been much better off if he had been able to get therapy if he grew up in a house that was open to that. Howard said he thinks his father could have used therapy. Robin said the same about her father.
Howard asked Gary if he thinks his dirty hands have something to do with asshole eating. Gary said that he has to make something clear. He said he did it like once or twice. He said he doesn't do it regularly. Robin said she was trying to clarify that for Gary but Howard said Gary told him. Gary said he hasn't done that in over 25 years. Howard asked if he's starving for asshole now. Gary said not at all.
Howard said those were some crazy results with Gary. He said he thought he was the cleanest. He said he has to wrap his head around JD and Gary. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about congresswoman Katie Hill resigning. Robin said she's the first publicly bisexual congresswoman. Howard said she looks good in some pictures. Robin said she says she's resigning because of allegations that she was involved with someone in her staff. Robin said she admitted she was in a relationship with a campaign staffer. Howard said he didn't thinks she should resign. He said then he saw that she was in trouble for something that a dude would do. Robin asked if Howard saw the nude pictures of her. Howard said sure he did. Robin said she wasn't able to find them. Robin and Howard spent a little time talking about her iron cross tattoo too.
Robin read a story about Felicity Huffman getting out of prison. She served 11 of her 14 day sentence. Robin read about what she was in for. Howard said they were talking about Lori Loughlin trying to fight this and she must be resenting that now. He said Felicity is done already with her sentence.
Howard said he saw that the kid of David Beckham and Posh Spice is dating a person who sued to be a Posh Spice impersonator. Robin said that's creepy. Howard said he dated a person who impersonated his mother. He said his mother's name is Ray and spelled like a man's name. He said maybe they couldn't afford a woman's name. Howard said he wants to see what this guy looks like. Robin asked what you'd think if you were Posh Spice. Howard said Sal used to jerk off to his aunt. He said JD was attracted to a cousin and so was Will. He said he was so attracted to his cousin that he almost made out with her. Howard said Brent was attracted to a cousin with big tits. Robin said of course he was.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thought it was fascinating that Ronnie went 170 until he found out that Stephanie went 140. He said that seems to mean that anyone could do it. Howard asked who cares. He had Robin get back to her news.
Robin asked if he heard about this Iowa woman who was killed at a gender reveal party. Howard said he didn't. He asked if they shook Gary's hand. Robin said no. Robin said this gender reveal was one of those confetti guns and they lit this thing up and it sent debris right at this 56 year old woman who died as the police were responding to the scene. Robin said they're not sure what was coming out of this explosion. She said it's not the first death from one of these things. She said it caused a fire a couple of years back. Howard asked if you tell the kid that someone died at their gender reveal. Robin said she's not sure. Howard said how about just finding out what you're having when the kid is born. Robin said how about just finding out instead of doing a gender reveal.
Howard took a call from a woman whose phone was making a weird noise. Howard had to bail on her call. He asked what the fuck is wrong with their phones. He said she was at Chernobyl. Howard said he should reenact this call. He did that with Fred playing the sound drops like what she had. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said he's still shocked by what they found on the staff's hands. He said Richard had moor doody on his hands than in his own asshole. He said he's like 90 percent shit. Robin said they shouldn't be surprised. She said he's always crapping his pants at work. Howard said he's like a turd with eyes.
Robin said they have the clips of the Harvey Weinstein confrontation. Robin had some audio of this actress yelling at Harvey for being there. Howard said you can't blame her. Howard said some people said it was rude of her to do this. Howard said he doesn't think it was. Howard asked what Harvey did. Robin said he just sat there with his friends. She said that he still has friends somehow. Robin had some audio of the comedian who was on stage when she realized Harvey was there.
Robin read a story about Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel doing a promo to help people who get them confused. Robin said they did it on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Robin had some audio for Howard to play. The two of them had many things in common in the bit. Robin asked if they ever have anyone named Howard call into the show. Howard said he can't think of any. He said his name is so uncommon. He said his mother named him after his awful grandfather using an H. He said the guy moved over here and left his family behind and the family was extinguished by the Nazis. He said he asked why she would name him after this awful man. Robin said it sounds like something is wrong with all of it. Howard said the story is crazy. Howard did his impressions of his mother and father on the phone with Robin. Howard said he wishes she had just named him ''Asshole.'' Howard had his parents talking to Robin and him about the naming after this guy. Howard said he could have been named Hemorrhoid. He said they wanted to name his sister Fern Stern and name him Harvey. He said his father stepped in on the Harvey thing. He said he should have been Hugh Jasshole.
Robin read a story about President Trump making the announcement that the head of ISIS was put to death. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about that. Howard said he has the feeling Donald didn't know this guy until a few days ago. Robin said he's the guy who they knew about for years.
Robin had some audio of Rudy Giuliani's butt dial to a reporter. Fred played some fart sounds over the audio of the call. Howard said he used to get butt dials and he loved hearing them. Robin said he made two to this reporter. Howard said Fred can butt dial. He had him do that by playing fart sounds.
Robin asked why Joe Biden hasn't been endorsed by President Obama. Robin had some audio of Biden saying he asked Obama not to mention him. He said that he asked him not to so he can earn it. Howard said you'd think he'd want it.
Robin read a story about Dave Chappelle being honored with a Mark Twain award. Robin had some details about that event. Robin and Howard spent a minute talking about Dave's comedy. Robin said his first set of specials were great but the second two weren't so great. Howard disagreed with her about that.
Robin read a story about The Joker returning to the top of the box office this weekend. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Howard started the show talking to Speech Impediment Man who was screaming about Jeff the Drunk getting on the air. Howard said he's not going to give him 20 minutes. Speech Impediment Man was screaming about it. Howard asked if he's done. Speech Impediment Man said he wants his 28 minutes now. He said he gave it to Jeff. Howard laughed. He said Speech is doing his thing. Speech said he let High Pitch Erik and ''Melrose Green'' on but he ignores him. Howard said he was trying to do something there. He said he just called him Melrose Green.
Howard said yesterday Jeff wanted his full segment and he said no but Jeff got it anyway. Howard said Jeff called in to complain about not being on the air enough. He said he told him he has no agenda or energy and the fans agreed with him. He read some feedback about that. He had people cursing him out.
Howard said people were talking about the Germiest Staffer too. He said he's super susceptible to any suggestion. He said he tapped JD on the shoulder and went in and used Purell on his hands. He said this really has affected him. He said if you missed the segment it was disgusting. Howard said they found out that Gary and Richard are the most disgusting staffers. Howard said he told his wife about Richard having more fecal matter on his hands than in his asshole. He said they used a reputable company to do it. He said they have to trust it. He said he hopes they switched the swabs. He said he can't imagine that.
Howard said the audience was stunned by the results. He read some feedback about that. People were talking about how gross Gary is and how the only thing he's producing on the show is deadly bacteria. Howard said they got a song parody about the bacteria Gary had on his workspace. He played that for Robin. Some people wrote in about not worrying about the bacteria because he's worked with him all these years and no one has gotten sick. Howard said Richard didn't get it too bad in the email but Gary did. He said Gary said his wife was disgusted by it. Gary said she was annoyed by the bit. Howard said they didn't know that he would have the deadly virus. Gary said she said it wasn't fair. Gary said it was taken off his work space so it wasn't on his hands. He said that she was pissed. Robin said she was pissed at them. Gary said she was pissed at the whole thing.
Howard said Richard got some shit about having shit on his hands. Howard said they might have just saved Mary's life with the Gary thing. He said if he's carrying that disease on his hands maybe he'll wash more and it'll save her life. Howard played the song parody about Richard's shitty hands.
Howard read some of the comments they got about Gary's bacteria. People were pointing out that it came from his work space and not from his hands. Howard said Richard was walking around like he won the World Series. He said he reacts to stuff like that. He said being told there's more shit on your hands than your asshole is gross. He said he was proud of that.
Howard said some people think Memet fixed the results. someone said that they think he wants Gary's job so he set him up. Howard said everyone saw how the test was conducted. He said it was done in the open. He said they did it the way they were told to do it.
Howard said people were taken with Ronnie turning 70 and talking about his sex life. He said they celebrated it with him yesterday. Robin wondered if he had sex last night. Howard said he can't imagine he did. Howard read some feedback about Ronnie's birthday.
Howard said Jimmy Kimmel wrote him and said he was thinking about how Ronnie is ''Munderful.'' He said he was very proud of that. Howard read one from the Grim Reaper who said that he'll see him soon.
Gary said he should talk to Ronnie because he lost his voice. Howard had him come in. Ronnie had lost his voice almost completely. Ronnie said he had a long weekend. Howard said they know. He asked if he banged last night. Ronnie said no. Howard said he knew he wasn't going to. He said he thinks he had a conversation about it in the car with him. Howard asked if he went to bed early last night. Ronnie said he did. He said he feels fine but he lost his voice. Howard asked if he was hanging around with Gary yesterday. Ronnie said he did shake his hand.
Howard said he saw some video of Ronnie at the racetrack and it's funny. He said Ronnie is the only one dressed in the full race outfit. He said he has that full thing on. Howard asked if Stephanie wore one. Ronnie said no but he was told to wear one if he had one. Howard said that's like going to see a Batman movie dressed as Batman. Ronnie said he wasn't the only one there. He said there were others who were wearing their suits. Howard said you have to see these videos. He said Ronnie plays the part perfectly.
Robin said she doesn't understand how you go to sleep and wake up with that voice. Ronnie said he was fine yesterday. He said he lost his voice just one time. Robin said suppose it becomes the norm. Ronnie said it'll come back. Howard said he's trying to keep up with a young woman and he's fucking like a maniac and staying up late drinking. He said he's screaming and singing karaoke and all of that. Robin said she's not sure why his voice went out after all of that. Howard said he's 70 years old. He said he's trying to fuck like a teenager. Ronnie said there's nothing wrong with that. Ronnie said if it works, use it.
Howard said they were talking about Ronnie fucking Stephanie's ass crack. He said he takes his dick and puts it in the crack of her ass. Howard asked if she just watches TV while he does that. Ronnie said they do that a lot. He said they go to sleep like that.
Howard asked if they sleep naked. Ronnie said they do. Fred was doing his impression of Ronnie with no voice with the Ronnie puppet.
Howard said they were talking about the jackhammer fucking too. He said he pictures him hydroplaning off of her. Howard said Ronnie has pushed the birthday thing too hard and now he's lost his voice. Ronnie said that's right. Robin said maybe he lost it for good like an old person. Howard said he thinks this is a cold. Ronnie said it's just no voice. He said he feels fine other than that.
Howard said Ronnie was tweeted some messages on Twitter. He said Tabitha Stevens even sent him a nice message. Howard said some girls flashed on a baseball game. He said they were hot. He said they're part of a web site so that's why they did it. He said they flashed the camera on Sunday night. He said he'd like to know how they got tickets behind home plate. He said they were standing in the second row. He said you can almost miss it. He said you just see 4 tits. Ronnie said someone has to own those seats.
Howard said they say that they did it for Breast Cancer Awareness month. He said that's bullshit. He said this is why he doesn't like them. He said you don't need to flash your tits to make people aware. Robin said Howard used to give breast exams on the show. Howard said he did that to feel girls up. He said he'll admit that.
Howard said these women are part of some web site. He said they are smoking hot. He said the web site is called Shag Boobs or something. He said they're hot chicks who work for some web site. He said it's not shag boobs but they show titties on the site. He said it's called Shag Mag actually. He said these two are part of it. He said they should be honest and say why they were doing it. Howard said he looked them up on Instagram and they are hot.
Howard said the women were banned from MLB games. He said he's not sure how they can do that.
Howard said they describe the magazine as the millennial version of Playboy. He said no one is paying for porn anymore so he's not sure how that works. Howard said the women made baseball interesting finally. He said he can't stand baseball. He said it's so boring. He said he can't imagine his life withering away while watching baseball. Robin said they keep trying to find ways to make it more interesting. Ronnie puppet said they can show their pussies.
Howard let Ronnie go after that. He said he can't listen to that voice anymore. Howard told him that Jimmy Kimmel finds him ''Munderful.'' Ronnie said that's his boy.
Howard took a call from a guy who said this segment that Memet brought up was fucked with. He said no one can have more shit on their finger than on their asshole. Howard said they did it as instructed. He said there was no goofing around. He said he knows it was done right. Jason said they did it right and he was the one overseeing it. He said it was all done the right way.
Howard said things only work there if they don't mess with the results. He said he loved it when JD was freaking out and revealed that he was called shit fingers in high school. JD said it wasn't high school. He said it was elementary. Howard asked how many years he was known as shit fingers. JD said it was just a couple. Howard said poor JD had to deal with that. He said he hopes those guys know he's a huge success now. JD said they're probably goofing on him on Twitter now. Howard played a song and sang about JD's shit fingers.
Howard said JD told that storey about the kid looking over the stall and saying he had shit on his fingers. He said JD could have said the kid was in love with him and had to look at his cock. He said there's nothing wrong with homosexuality but that's how you shut someone like that up.
JD said both of his parents worked so he had an after school thing he had to go to. He said that's where it happened. Howard said even his parents didn't want to hang out with him. Howard said he can't sing to that music Fred is playing. He kept singing about JD's shit fingers though.
Howard said his poor JD. He said he didn't even have shit on his hands. Robin said you don't know that. Howard sang more about shit fingers. He said what a great movie that would make where they call JD shit fingers and he gets so bitter that when he gets older he gets bacterium on his fingers and kills people with it. Then he goes home and watches women have dogs lick peanut butter off of them. Howard said then he smears them with his fingers. He said the cops find out this is the work of Shit Fingers. Howard said he's been in retirement from film work too long. He said he was talking to Robert Evans about this and then he died.
Howard said Robert Evans was married 7 times. He said this was a good looking guy. He said he was in women's clothing for something with his brother. He said the guy was swimming in a pool and a woman said he should be in movies. He said he got into a movie and he became a star. He said this guy became a huge guy in Hollywood. He said he married some famous people and got married a bunch of times. He said the guy went near bankrupt a bunch of times because of his divorces. He said he was one of those guys who took himself really seriously.
Howard said Gary got a letter from Robert Evans once and he was very nice about the show. Howard said Gary has the letter. Gary said Robert wanted them to have this woman on the show known as The Goddess. Howard said he's an older guy at this point. He said he met some chick and he wanted to get her into the porn business. Gary read the letter he got where Robert gave the details of this woman he wanted to get on the show. Howard said they don't save a lot of letters but they did save that one because of who it was from.
Howard said the Goddess did come on the show in 2005. He said they did have her on. Howard said Robert wanted to come on the show but he never did have him on. Howard said this woman tied Richard up while she was naked. Howard said he's thinking about that letter and how they have to burn it now that Gary has touched it.
Howard said Robert died at the age of 89. He said he was some character. He said there were a lot of stories about him. He said he wanted to come on the show but no offense but no one really know him. Robin said he was the guy behind the camera. Howard said Gary read the book about his life. Gary said he listened to the audio book. He said they say it was different than the book. He said he told stories that weren't in the book. He said it's amazing to listen to though. Howard said Gary is his book club. He said he was telling him that Ronan Farrow book (Catch and Kill) is amazing. Gary told Howard about the story he has about Harvey Weinstein trying to kill the story he had at NBC. Gary said he ended up winning a Pulitzer prize for that story.
Howard said Gary reads too many books for him. He said he can't keep up. Robin said he listens to them. Howard said he will read it if Gary tells him it's good.
Howard said with Oprah you know you'll be bored and depressed. He said her book club looks deadly. He said that Apple had her all over their Apple TV thing. He said they hired her to get people to subscribe. He said SiriusXM tried that with her too. Howard said she didn't do anything there. He said nothing happened with her channel there.
Howard said Oprah has a way of making these books sound horrible. Robin said they are horrible. She said they're about people being tortured in their lives. Howard said she had this book called The Water Dancer that was really depressing. He said that he's not going to read anything she suggests. He said he doesn't think he could even understand it.
Howard said JD was telling him that he's attracted to Oprah. He didn't know that. JD came in and said he would fuck her. He said she has big boobs and a big butt. He said he likes her. Howard said he's obsessed with her but everything she does annoys him.
Howard said he had to find a new doctor. He said he had to fill out a questionnaire for the doctor and they ask you if you've ever consulted a psychiatrist and things like that. He said he just wants to get the finger up his ass to check his prostate and get out of there. He said they ask if you worry too much. He said yes. He said they ask if you think you're nervous and depressed and blue a lot. Howard said he said no to that. He said he really isn't. He said they ask about making up your mind and having your feelings hurt. He said he wrote no to having his feelings hurt and things like that. He said he had to answer no to some of them. He said he just wants to know if he has prostate cancer or not.
Howard said they ask if you're shy. He said he said no even though he is. He said he put some no answers in there. He said they asked if his work is unpleasant. He said no but he thinks it is. Howard said this guy must really care if they ask this many questions.
Howard said some people must have some major shit going on. Robin said she's not sure she could live if she had that many yes answers. Howard said there are like 114 questions on this questionnaire. He said it's unreal. He said some of the things are crazy. He said they ask about coughing and inflammation of the eyes. He said he had to lie on a couple of those answers.
Howard was laughing about how he can barely leave his own house and he just wants his prostate checked. Fred was playing Wendy the Slow Adult clips while he was talking about that stuff.
Howard said he's just trying to stay in the game so he can be there to entertain you. He said he thinks Benjy has inflammation of the eyes. JD said he has a lot of inflammation. Howard said he thinks Fred has that. Fred said he has squinty eyes.
Howard said Oprah audio book is on the phone and she wants to have sex with JD. Howard took the call and the guys played clips of Oprah talking about wanting to have sex with JD. Howard said it's hard to understand today. He hung up.
Howard asked JD what song he did. JD said he did Billy Joel's ''We Didn't Start the Fire.'' Memet came in and said that JD is great at Karaoke. Memet said that their mates hit it off. Howard asked what JD was wearing. JD said he was wearing a bear outfit. Howard asked why. JD said there was a bear in this movie he liked and he wore this bear onesie.
Howard asked what Memet wore. Memet said he wore what he was told to wear. Memet said there's a guy in this movie and he walked around with blood on the sheet near his penis. Howard asked why they're doing this shit. JD said they're in love. Howard said he's in love and he's not doing anything like that. JD said that's you. He said they are doing it.
Howard said he has to hear Memet sing. Howard said Kurt Busch wants to wish Ronnie a happy birthday. He took the call from Kurt and said he knows nothing about NASCAR. He said he'd ask questions if he did. Kurt said he'll take him on a spin around the track. Howard asked if he has a real friendship with Ronnie. Kurt said he saw Ronnie at the track one year and he saw him wearing a Kevin Harvick shirt and he asked what the fuck and they were fine after that.
Howard had Ronnie come in there with his shot voice. Howard said Kurt isn't a real friend. Ronnie said he was on the phone with him for an hour last night. Howard asked Kurt why he'd want to hang out with him. Kurt said Ronnie is like Rain Man when he drives. Howard asked if he is a bad driver. Kurt said technically he's alright. He said you have to hold your breath half the time. Ronnie asked what the fuck is with this guy. He said he gave him a $800,000 car to drive but now he's saying he can't drive.
Howard said he thinks Kurt likes Ronnie because he's on the show. Kurt said he's a good dude but he does like him because he's on the show. Howard said he's going to dump him once he leaves the show. Kurt said he's going to drop him like he's hot. Ronnie said this is bullshit. Robin said happy birthday to Ronnie. Howard said Kurt is being up front with him.
Howard thanked Kurt for calling in. Kurt said he's been a long time fan. Ronnie said this will be the last time he's on the show. He said he'll make sure of that. Ronnie said his voice is shot from talking to this dick for an hour last night. Ronnie said what a prick he is. Howard said he's starting to see what show business is like. He said he's trying to be honest with him. Ronnie said that was real nice of him. He said fuck him. Howard let Ronnie go after that. Howard said that was the greatest phone call he's ever heard. He said he thinks he has friends but they just want to get on the show. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard said Ronnie thought Kurt Busch was going to call in yesterday. He said he kept telling Gary to check for the call. He said he started in again this morning so he told Gary that Ronnie acts like he's waiting for the guy to call in. He said little did he know that Kurt is the best caller of all time. He said he finally calls in and Ronnie gets all psyched up. He said then Kurt gets on and says he's a shitty driver and he's not really his friend but he hangs out with him because he's on the show. Howard said it was a great call. Howard asked how big a disappointment that was for Ronnie.
Ronnie came back in and said that fucking guy. He said he didn't go to Gary yesterday. Howard said that's what he heard. Gary said he did tell a bunch of people... Ronnie said he told one person, Brent. Howard said everyone thought he was all psyched up. Gary said he showed it to Jason too. Ronnie said fuck him. He said he's a fucking dick. Robin said it sounds like Robin harassed him to call in. Ronnie said that's bullshit. Howard said he knows what he's talking about. He said Kurt doesn't like Ronnie. Ronnie said fuck that. He told JD to shut the fuck up.
Howard said bring in Memet because he's running around saying he doesn't know what to sing. Robin said he's making a big deal about it. Howard said he wants to sound good.
Memet came in and said this isn't the right environment for it. Howard said this is show business. Memet said he's not a show business guy. He said they don't want to hear from him. Howard asked what he can sing. Memet said he can sing Al Green. Howard said do that then. Howard said just do it. Memet said this isn't the right environment.
Howard asked what he was doing out there. Gary said it's easier to find out Benjy's age than find out what Memet sings. He said they were trying to get the answer about what songs he did on Friday night were. He said he can't get an answer. Howard asked what three songs he did. Memet said some nights he's working on material and he can bank away what he's good at. Howard asked what he did that night. Memet said he did ''This is How We Do It'' and a Randy Travis song. He said he doesn't want to sing anything for them today. Memet said he wants JD to go first. Howard had him do that.
Howard played ''We Didn't Start the Fire'' and JD sang it. Howard said he liked that. He said he got the words out okay. JD said there are some he can't say. Howard said he's like Billy Joel over there. Howard played more of the song for JD to sing. He was keeping up pretty good. Howard said he can't believe he sang that. Memet said Brent was there and sang a heavy metal song. He said he wants to be a singer so he should be in there too. Howard said he just wants to hear Memet.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Jon and Gary were comparing their trip to L.A. to Howard. He said Ronnie is comparing his popularity to Howard too. He asked what they have to do to get it through their heads that they're not Howard. Howard said he knows nothing about that.
Howard said he thinks Ronnie thinks he has a celebrity friend and he might see it differently than Kurt Busch does. Howard wondered what Ronnie talks to Kurt about. He said he'd love to know.
Howard asked if Memet is just going to mope. Memet said what bums him out is that he wanted to host Karaoke this year at the Christmas party. He said he's going to fuck this up though. Howard said that's fine. JD said Mary really gets into it. Howard said he'd like to see that. Memet said she does Mr. Roboto. Howard asked if she wants to be in show business. Memet said not at all. Howard said Memet is really in love. Memet said that she got him into Karaoke. He said he loves it now. Robin said she has Memet painting a sheet and wrapping it around himself.
Howard said he has to hear Memet do this Al Green song. He said this is ''Lets Stay Together.'' Howard played the song and Memet did his thing. Howard was laughing. He said it's just douchy. Memet kept going and Fred played some dog howling and other drops during the song. Memet said he told him. Howard said keep going. He said he was good. Howard said he should have committed and kept going. He said Fred was funny with that.
Howard said that was fun. Gary said someone just told him what his go to song is. He said it's ''On the Wings of Love.'' Memet said he does that one too. Howard said he wants to hear that too. Memet said the whole thing is not to be great at it. Memet said he doesn't have the lyrics with him. Gary said they're on the way. Memet said he wants to get to the chorus. Howard said just wait for the lyrics. Memet got to that part and sang it. Howard laughed as he did it.
Howard said he loves it. He said he's into it. He let Memet keep going. Howard asked why this is funny. Robin said he's sort of serious. Howard said he takes it seriously. Robin said yeah. Howard had Memet keep going. Howard cut the music off so Memet was still singing without it. Howard said he committed and he was fine. Robin said he knows he can't sing, right? Memet said some songs he can sing. Howard said don't be so fucking uptight. Memet said he'll host the Karaoke this year and he'll see how good he is. Howard kicked the two of them out of there after that.
Howard said Brent wants to come in and sing. He said he wants to sing ''Die, die My Darling.'' He said there is a Karaoke version. Gary said this is by the Misfits. Howard asked Brent if he's ready. Brent said he is. Howard had Brent do his thing. Howard laughed at him singing. He said he likes that. Howard asked why he dedicated his songs to the devil. Brent said it's just to poke fun at Christians. He said there is no such thing as the devil. Howard laughed and asked how old he is again. Robin said he's like 50. Howard said it's weird. Robin said it should be an interesting party this year.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked to get Ronnie on the phone with Mark the Bagger with that voice he has. Howard said they should do that. He said they can tell Mark they found out he's his brother. Howard told the guys to figure that out and try to make it happen. He did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard took a call from a guy who brought up how bad the karaoke was. Howard said they committed and that's all he asked for.
Howard said he heard Robin is coming out of retirement and will be singing. Robin said something special happened and she will be performing. She said she's not going to tell him what she's doing though. She said she doesn't want to blow anything. Howard said oh yes she does.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Ronnie keeps calling Pocono a Tri-Oval but it's a Triangle. He said Ronnie doesn't know anything about race tracks. The caller said Daytona is a Tri-Oval and Pocono isn't. He said the front stretch has a dog leg curve in it but Pocono has only 3 corners so it's a Triangle. Howard said he always thinks Ronnie knows what he's talking about. Robin said he doesn't even know that Kurt isn't a friend.
Ronnie came in and Howard told him what this guy is saying. Ronnie said it's called a Tricky Triangle. Howard said he has to call Mark the Bagger. Ronnie said he just did. Howard asked how it went. Ronnie said it went great. Howard said get that call in there now.
Ronnie said it's called the tricky triangle. Robin said it's not a Tri-Oval though. The caller said it's not a Tri-Oval. He said Daytona is a Tri-Oval. Howard said just listen to what this guy is saying. Ronnie said he heard it. The caller said Homestead is a Tri-Oval too.
Howard asked Ronnie to say ''Pussy is awesome, pussy is the greatest'' like Mark the Bagger. Ronnie did it and Fred played the Mark the Bagger clip.
Howard said 70 really wrecked Ronnie. Ronnie said he partied his ass off. He said he doesn't care if it ruined his voice. Ronnie said Robin used to race cars too. He asked why she's not out there. Fred did his Ronnie Puppet thing with Ronnie's shot voice impression.
Howard said Ronnie is really pissed what Kurt Busch. Ronnie said fuck him. He said he still talks to Kevin Harvick too. Howard said those are all of his race car buddies. He said he thinks they're his friends but they're not. He said thanks to Kurt for breaking that to Ronnie.
Howard said he's talking to Ralph and his wife is getting ready to go out. He said all of a sudden the alarm goes off in the apartment. He said it's really loud. He said everyone looks at him. He said Ralph asked what they should do. He said everyone get out now. He said the alarm says there's a fire so he wants to get out. He said it sounds like the robot on Lost in Space. He said he hears fire and he wants to get out. He said Ralph asks what they should do. He said he's leaving and he tells his wife this. He said Beth comes out asking what's going on. He said he tells her to leave.
Howard said they ask if they should take the elevator. He said no and they should take the steps. He said you take the fire steps. He said they turn to him about this. He said he gets his bag and starts to walk out. He said they had Helen and Pebble the cats there. He said he told Beth to leave now. Robin said you can't leave the cats. Howard said he's leaving it. He said he was heading for the steps. He said Beth goes running back in. He said he should be running back after her. He said you can't wait.
Howard said Beth comes out with the cat carrying bag. He said he tells her to get out. He said she only has Helen. He said he told her that's it. They don't have time. He said Beth is carrying on. He said it turns out it was a false alarm and it was Beth steaming something that set it off.
Howard said they got down a couple of floors and he found out it was nothing. He said this was a good drill. Howard said Beth was looking at him like he was ready to let Pebble die. He said he was. He said this is war. Robin said there was no fire in his apartment. Howard said he heard a fire alarm and he left. He said he's listening and getting out. He said it says out loud that there's a fire. He said Beth is looking at him like he left everyone behind. He said he didn't leave her or Ralph behind. He said Pebble has to get with it.
Howard said it's hard to be a leader. Robin said he discovered it was just the steam. Howard said that was afterward. He said you leave when you hear a fire alarm. He said that's just what you do. He said it was mayhem. Robin said she knows why the smoke alarm is going off in her house. Howard said he's not going to allow her to give bad advice. He said you just leave. Robin said she's not leaving.
Howard contacted Joan who was going off script a little bit and threw Howard off. Howard didn't understand a joke she told. She had to explain it to him.
Joan said she's using her tits for jump ropes now. She said heaven is star studded. She said Howard will see. She said she saw Nicole Simpson and she goes as a Pez dispenser every Halloween. She said Ray Charles fucked Marilyn Monroe. She said it was actually her. She said Thomas Jefferson is there and he wants to know how much for Robin. Howard said tell him times have changed.
Howard asked if Joan is getting any action there. Joan said she's the only woman who says MeToo with a please after it. She said last night George Washington went down on her. She said she's still trying to take the splinters out of her twat.
Joan said that Mick Jagger is going to be next. She said when he says Start ME Up now he's pointing to a defibrillator. Joan said that she'll see Howard soon. She said don't worry, he won't die in a freak Peloton accident next Thursday. Joan floated off after that.
Howard asked how exciting that was. Robin said it was amazing. Howard said they were off to a slow start but they did alright. Howard said he has to take a break and he'll do the following after that. He said he'll give an update on Wendy the Slow Adult. Robin said she was in a rehab facility last time. Howard said she's still there. He said they will find out about a new singer Sal found. He said he may play a game too. He said he'll get to more calls and other things too.
Howard said everything is so fucked up. He said everything makes him crazy. He said he takes lessons about painting. He said anyone you talk to about playing guitar or anything like that they always say they never took a lesson. Robin said those are the people who are going to push the medium forward. Robin said they already have what everyone knows. Howard said he thinks they're lying. Robin said plenty of people do play without lessons. Howard said it's all bullshit. Robin said Stevie Wonder went into the studio and he walked around and played every instrument. Howard said he had lessons. Robin said he did not. Howard said he had to have lessons. Robin said he had piano lessons. Robin said he could play everything. Howard said he had lessons.
Howard said Eddie Van Halen will tell you that they picked up the instruments and just started playing but it turns out their father was a musician. Robin said Simone Dinnerstein asked for a piano at 5 years of age. She said they bought her one of those Harmonium things and she mastered it in a week without lessons. Howard said it's fake news. He said he guarantees she had lessons. Robin said then they got her a real piano and a teacher. Howard said Fred had lessons. Fred said for 3 months he did.
Robin said you can't master an instrument in 3 months. Robin said Simone got a regular piano and a teacher and the teacher came to the parents after a few months and said she needs a real music teacher. Robins said she was just a child. Howard played a bit they did with Robin singing along with Simone.
Howard took a call from a guy who kept saying he's there but wasn't asking a question. The guy finally said they're at 25 weeks of protests. He was calling in from Hong Kong. Howard said they're on the air so what does he want to say. Fred played the Twilight Zone theme.
Howard asked if the caller is there. The caller said this sucks. He said everything was broken up. Howard said he'll try one last time. He asked what he has to say. The caller, Dan, said he's there. Howard asked what he can do for him. Dan said he's just checking in. Howard said it was good to talk to you. He hung up on the guy.
Howard took a call from Mike in Maine who asked if he saw the pictures of Britney Spears doing yoga in a bikini. Howard said of course. He said he saw some of her and she's in much better shape than he is but she's putting it out there to be judged. He said the belly could be a little tighter. He said maybe he hasn't seen the latest. Mike said he just clicks on it to see them when he sees a headline. Howard said he does that too.
Howard said in the old Superman TV show they had a Geiger counter and this is what this phone call sounds like. Mike's line had a lot of static on it. Howard said he's hearing a Geiger counter. Howard said someone told him with digital phones now that the phone connections are getting better but he's not hearing that. Howard said they had the mole people eon the Superman show and they crawled out of a hole and fought him. He said they had a machine that fucked him up somehow.
Robin said she's looking at Britney Spears now and she looks amazing. Howard said maybe he has to inspect those pictures. Howard asked if Robin hears this noise on the line. Robin said she does. Fred played the Geiger counter sound drop.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked why the staff can't have something nice without him shitting on it. Howard said he just asked Kurt if he was Ronnie's friend. He said Kurt was the one who said he wasn't Ronnie's friend. The caller said he was just busting his balls. Howard said Ronnie is very naive. He said he doesn't want to see him get hurt. the caller asked why he cares if Jon and Gary like to go to the Brady Bunch house. Howard said they work for him. He said he doesn't know the whole picture. Howard said they were busy there while people were working hard on the show. He told the guy to get off his phone.
Howard asked how long it took to get to Wendy. Jason said he flew down there and he drove an hour and a half to the place she's in. He said it's hard to get a story out of her. He said his heart was breaking for her telling these stories to him. He said she doesn't get to see her mom that much. He said he's like George Clooney when he walks into her room. He said he didn't show up alone. Howard said you can feel like George Clooney if you get a slow adult friend. Howard said it helps Jason to have a slow adult friend.
Howard asked if Wendy ever asks him to marry her. Jason said she hasn't. He said he went to sit in with her during her physical therapy and they told her that was the first steps she had taken since she got in there. He said she did it on her own though. He said she sat in her chair and they congratulated her. He said she was panting from working so hard.
Jason said the only time he wasn't with her that day was when they had to change her diaper. He said there was a smell and he went to get someone. He said he was there for the afternoon. He said he didn't do any recording there. He said they were weird with it so he didn't do it. He said they watched some TV together. He said they watched a show called The Middle. He said the good thing about the whole thing was the staff. He said they were super nice. He said that made him feel better. Jason said they were very friendly to her. Howard said that was very nice of him to go down there. Jason said thanks.
Howard said this is Wendy in bed doing her Periscope thing. He said this is Wendy singing the Backside Boys song they created called ''Backside's Back.'' Howard played the clip of Wendy singing.
Jason said she has like 50 gadgets there. He said she had a portable DVD player, iPad and a radio too. He said she shoved her phone in his face and he helped her get back on Sirius. Robin said she was impressive remembering those lines. Howard said he and Fred put that together. Fred said that's right.
Howard said Wendy stays up late to watch TV and she likes to watch Jimmy Kimmel. He said she calls him Jimble Kimble. Howard played another clip of Wendy wondering if Jimmy is watching her on Periscope. She kept repeating ''Jimble Kimble.''
Howard asked who the fuck is watching her Periscope. Jason said he's not sure. He said you get an alert if she goes live. He said you can broadcast if zero people are watching. Howard asked if that's a broadcast if no one is watching. He said she's more entertaining than Jeff the Drunk. He said she has 1500 followers on Periscope. He said during one Periscope she was watching Jurassic Park. He asked how many more of those movies they're going to make. Robin said they're making another one right now. Howard asked who would bring dinosaurs back. Jason said they always have some greedy corporation that wants to bring them back. Jason said the last one was not very good. He said the first Chris Pratt one was okay. Howard said he thinks he's seen one. Jason said there's just one he should watch. He said it's the first Chris Pratt one that is Jurassic World. Howard said he wants to know what the plot is. Jason said this is 20 years later and a new corporation thinks they've got this and they can make trillions of dollars. Howard asked who goes to see this knowing they can get eaten. Jason said he's not sure but the park is full. He gave Howard a few more details about it.
Howard said this is Wendy watching Jurassic Park at full volume in her room. Howard played the clip and Wendy was talking to people and answering their questions while watching the movie. Howard said she can read then. Jason said she can. She was talking about eating pizza in that one.
Howard said Wendy eats pizza and pasta from Pizza Hut. He said she gets gassy from that. Howard played a clip of her burping and talking about eating the stuff from Pizza Hut. Howard said he could taste that one. He said he might have to tune into see this. He asked how many hours a day she's broadcasting. Jason said he's not sure but her side of the room is full of junk food. Robin asked if people are sending it to her. Jason said he's not sure.
Howard said the first person he saw was Ralph. He said Ralph asked what he thinks they should do. Ralph said he didn't say that. Howard said that's exactly what he said. He said he told him, as a leader, to get out. He said he wasn't able to find his wife or Ralph. He said they were just hanging around. He said they turned to him and asked what they should do. He said next time he's just going to leave and not tell them anything. He said you just have to leave. Robin said you have to know what the alarm is about. Howard said you have get out. He said they didn't know if it was only in the apartment.
Ralph said he ran down the hall to see if anyone else had a problem. Howard said when you hear a fire alarm you get out. He said the people who got out of the twin towers were the people who got out. Jason said they were being told to stay in the building. Robin said that building was hit by a plane. Howard said get out if you can.
Howard said he told them not to use the elevator. He said Ralph wanted to use the elevator. Ralph said he knew it was just his apartment. Howard said he can stay next time then. Robin said there could have been a fire in there but Howard went back. Howard said they knew there wasn't. Ralph said Howard ran. Howard said of course he did. He said he's not going to stay in a fire. Howard said go organize his socks and wait for him to lead him. Ralph said he's going to burn his socks. Howard said do that and jump out a window. Robin said you can't say that. Howard said that's right, don't listen to him.
Howard said he's going to book them to Jurassic Park. He said that or a safari in South Africa where the lions roam free. Howard said go visit the Brady house with Jon and Gary. Ralph said that was too excessive for him. Howard said Ralph is an idiot. He said if they went to war with Ralph he'd just be standing there wondering what to do. Ralph said Howard was panicking. Howard said he told everyone to get out and that's it. He said he heard there was a fire so he told them to get out. He said that's what a leader does. Jason said that sounds like a leader to him. Ralph said it would have taken 2 seconds to find out there was no fire. Ralph said that they were in the stairwell where they could have been burned to death. He said that's when they found out there was nothing.
Robin said you should know what the alarm sounds like in the building and in your apartment. Jason said it's not like it's that often. Howard said he's not going to
Howard said the kicker to the Wendy thing is that it appears she's back home. He said he's not sure how thrilled her mother is about that. Jason said he hopes she's okay. He said she wasn't able to stand on her own back then. He said he hopes she has help if that's the case at home.
Howard asked if she still had that cough. Jason said she has given up. Fred played her coughing and a song parody with Wendy sounds in it.
Howard took a call from a guy who had an alarm going off in the background and said Ralph was right. Then he caught on fire and burned up.
Howard took a call from a guy who wanted to get an update on JD and his credit card debt. Howard said JD paid them off and he's now saving money. the caller asked if JD did anything dumb out in L.A. with his card. JD said everything is fine now. He said he's paying everything off. Howard said he could just thank him for helping him. JD said thanks for everything. Howard asked if he wants to run up credit card debt again. JD said it's hard to save living in the city. He said they're looking into doing something about that.
Jason asked if he's saving the money he was giving to the bank. JD said their rent was just raised. He said he has to deal with that. Howard asked how it helps you to owe the credit card company money. JD said it wouldn't have helped at all. Howard said this kid is odd.
Howard said JD went to this Karaoke bar and he had to pay $3 per song. He asked what a drink cost there. JD said it was like $11. Howard said he can't get involved with him too much but if he listened to him he wouldn't be paying 3 bucks for a Karaoke song. Howard said if you want a drink go out and buy a bottle for a couple of bucks. He said when he was young he would have pot luck dinners and people would bring their own drinks. Howard said they didn't have the money so they cooked themselves. Howard said if you don't have the money then don't spend it.
Howard said he didn't go on vacation with his first wife until he was married for like 15 years. Jason said they went on vacation like 2 times in the past few months. JD said his wife paid for that. Howard said that's like the same money. He asked if he's putting money in the bank every week. JD said he does when he can. Howard asked if they have a discussion about what's coming in and what's going out. JD said they have. Robin asked if they have a budget. Howard said no way.
Jason said he can't see how his wife is spending that kind of money without JD knowing. JD said their accounts are not combined. He asked hat's going on here. Howard said he's trying to do an intervention here.
Howard asked what JD gave to his wife after she got him a nice gift. JD said it was that Gucci belt. Jason said he thought the Napa trip was the gift. JD said that was a vacation. Howard said he's just trying to help. He asked if he's helping. JD said he's fine and now he's getting the third degree all over again.
Howard said he was just trying to find out of he's doing okay after paying off his credit card. JD said he is. Howard said this kid gets all upset. Jason said JD stayed home and didn't go to Joker because he had a video game he had to play. JD said you have daily objectives to do in the gam. He said he wanted to do that instead of going to the movie. JD said he wanted to stay home and play the game instead. Jason laughed. Robin asked if he's a gamer or a movie maker. JD said he has a very unhealthy way of doing things. Howard said how about talking to your wife about how much money you have.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said JD said he expensed that dinner out there and he got paid for it so he wants his money back. He said if you expense it then you get the money from the company. JD said that he expensed it with the people who work there. He said he'll give him his money back if he wants it. JD said you can only expense $100. He said he'll give Ralph that.
Howard asked what the meal cost. JD said it was $140 per person. Howard asked if he got back the full 600 for it. JD said no. JD said you can only do $100 per day. Robin said Ralph is saying he owes him $50.
Jason said that JD came up to him saying he thinks he owes him $40. Howard said he wouldn't go to dinner with anyone.
Gary said you can only expense $100 a day. He said each person was $140 so he collected $40 from each person. JD said he didn't know what was going on with Ralph. JD said he just listened the people who work there. He said he didn't get the full $600 back. Jason asked what he got back. JD said he hates all of this. Howard asked if he got money back. Howard asked if JD got paid or not. He asked what the bill was. JD said it was like $600 and something. Howard said lets just say it was 600. He asked how many people were there. JD said there were 8. Howard asked why he got 150 from Ralph then. He said it should be $100. Ralph was laughing. JD didn't know what was going on.
Howard said that if JD got all of the money from the company then he got paid from them. He asked what he did with the extra $500. Jason said what JD should have done was put in the expense and mentioned who he was out with. He said then they'd pay him everyone else's $100. JD said he'll give Ralph his money if he wants. Ralph said he does want him to.
Howard said JD was able to say that he had this expense of $600. He said Ralph wasn't part of it but he got money from Ralph. He said he asked him for $150. Howard said Ralph did get a raw deal there. Ralph said he only had a salad too. Robin said Ronnie just explained something to her. She said he expensed something there. She said he took money to pay the bill and then he got his expensed money back and paid everyone back. Robin said that way everyone got reimbursed.
Howard took a call from fake JD's wife who was spending the money that they got from the expensed meal. She was buying all kinds of things that were being delivered.
Jason said that JD is so confused by this. He said he offered to give him $40 at one point and JD didn't know if he owed him that or not. Howard said he doesn't know if JD knows what he's doing.
Ralph asked how you make a married couple's money ''our'' money. Howard said you put all of your money into one pot. He said you don't have separate money. Howard said you figure out what you have to pay for and you don't separate it. He said you pool it together. Howard said you just pool it even if you have one person making 100,000 a year and another making 50,000. He said that's love. Howard said if you love someone then you want to see them doing as well as you do. He said if you're doing well later on in life you don't ask for money back from your wife.
Robin said if you have a home and you have some money in the bank then what do you do. Howard said every situation demands a conversation. He said you have to communicate. Howard said maybe you're not on the same page.
Robin said she knew people who thought they had a joint situation going and they found out they had something else on the side. Jason said that's shady shit. Howard said you can't trust the other person then. Howard said you have to be smart about it.
Howard said he's trying to help JD. Ralph said he's spending too much money and he's spending his money. Howard said he can't figure out if JD knows if he owes anyone money or not.
Howard said JD should try to figure it out. Howard told him to talk to Jason off the air about it. Ralph said he likes JD a lot. He said if he expensed dinner he should pay him back for what he gave him. He said it sounds like he expensed it and he should owe him money. JD said he can only expense it for so much and Ralph isn't part of that group that he can expense it for. Howard said if JD only got $100 per person then he still needs money from Will. He said he never asked him for that. Howard said please just figure it out. He said he has to sit down with his boy and go over the math of this thing. He said he has to figure out what he owes everyone. Howard said he wants everyone on this and not on comedy today.
Robin said they can all ask for their own checks when they go out. Jason said they had 30 people there. He said they couldn't do it there. Jason said JD stood up saying he ''got this.'' JD said he never said that. Ralph said JD said he would handle it. JD said everyone was walking around like they didn't know what was going on. He said he thought he'd do something. Howard said JD turns 40 this year by the way. He asked Jason to get on this and figure out what he owes people.
Howard said he has to take a break and then get to news so he can get out of there on time. He said he has a doctor appointment. He said he didn't eat Metamucil because he knows he's getting a finger up his ass. He said he hopes the guy doesn't pull a plumb out of there. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that Ellen kiss has been on every day since he was on. She said he started a new trend on that show. Robin said she's glad she brought that up. Robin said no one is talking about that George Bush picture anymore. Howard said he went on and got everyone to forget about that. Mariann said Howard has 136 more shows left on his contract. She said that she met George Bush and he was very nice. Howard hung up on her.
Howard said he has the Ronnie phony phone call to Mark the Bagger. Robin said they should play it. Howard said this is hoarse Ronnie calling Mark the Bagger. In the call Ronnie said he found out that he's Mark's great grandfather. Ronnie asked if he likes pussy and Mark said he does. Ronnie asked if he likes to get pegged. Mark said he has had a guy's cock up his ass. Ronnie asked how it felt to have that cock in his ass. Mark said it wasn't good at all. He said it was just an experiment.
Howard said he could listen to that all day. He told the guys to have Ronnie call him a few more times. He said he hopes his voice stays that way.
Robin said she has some audio about Howard's kiss on Ellen. Robin said Jennifer Aniston and Ellen were talking and Jennifer saw the kiss and wanted to know certain things about it. Robin had Howard play the clip. Jennifer and Ellen talked about the kiss and about what a nice guy Howard is. Ellen told Jennifer that the kiss was pleasant. Howard said he's a nice guy and he's been telling people that for years. Robin said Jennifer and Ellen kissed too. She had some audio of that moment too. Howard said those gals love him. He said he hangs out with Jennifer at times. He said Ellen and Portia text him. Robin asked what they say. Howard jokingly said they asked if he'll feel Ellen up next.
Robin read a story about Jane Fonda being handcuffed for the third time on the steps of the Capital. Robin said she's doing a weekly protest for climate change. Howard said she's right. He said we have to clean up this planet. He said it's like Jor-El telling everyone about Krypton and no one listened to him. He said that's why he sent his son off to Earth. Robin said Jane Fonda is 81 years old and still doing this. Howard said he uses these doctors brush picks and they're plastic. He said he has decided to collect them and throw them in recycle. He said it's so fucking annoying. He said it's horrible. He said it's so fucked up saving them because they're in his pockets all the time. Robin said Ted Danson was also arrested at the protest. Robin said Jane says she was inspired by Greta Thunberg. Howard said he wanted to fuck Jane Fonda so bad when he was younger. Robin told him to stop it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to talk about JD's pocketing money. Howard said they'll figure that out. The caller said he wanted to know more about Brent out in L.A. too. Howard said they went over all of that already, douche. He hung up on the guy and did a live commercial read.
Robin read a story about celebrities making endorsements for the democratic nomination for President. Robin said Judge Judy is endorsing Michael Bloomberg. Howard said he's not running though. Robin said someone has to inform her then. Howard said everyone liked Michael Bloomberg. He said he's full of integrity and he's brilliant. He said he can't be bought. He said he'd put everything in a blind trust if he was elected. Howard said Judge Judy is right that he'd be great but she's not putting anything on the line with that. Robin said she said she knows she's taking a risk by saying that.
Robin read a story about Chrissy Teigen and John Legend putting their money behind someone who is running. Robin said their pick is Elizabeth Warren. Howard said he doesn't know about that. He said he thinks they need Joe Biden to beat Trump. He said he'd like Mayor Pete to run. He said he thinks he's brilliant and he served the military. He said he went to Harvard too. He said he's okay in his book if he went to Harvard. He said he thinks that guy would be great. He said most people are still uptight about gay guys though. Robin said he's not electable. Howard said he thinks she's right. Howard said he hopes Judge Judy gets fired for endorsing Michael Bloomberg. He said that would be funny. He asked who would fire her after that. He said he wants to talk to her so bad after this. He said he wonders who would fire her for bringing that up.
Howard said how about doing Lesbian Dating Game or Lesbian Dial-a-date and see how controversial you can be. Howard said this is like her saying she doesn't believe in the holocaust. He said she's thinking that Mike Bloomberg might be her guy. He said what a brave woman. He said he thinks she's lost her mind. He said that's not going to cost her a job. He said if she did her show in black face she might lose her job. He said endorsing Mike Bloomberg is not going to lose her a job. Howard asked who she is that she thinks she'd lose her job over endorsing Bloomberg. Howard spent a few minutes pondering that one.
Robin read a story about Jenny McCarthy hosting the New Years Rockin' Eve for about 10 years and she announced she would not be the co-host this year. Howard said that means she was fired. Robin said she claims that her son is 17 and wanted her to stay home this year. Howard said no. He said they got rid of her. Robin said they let her go on Ryan Seacrest's show to say she won't be back. Howard said that whole excuse is wrong. He said no 17 year old wants you to stay home on New Year's Eve. Howard said that's never going to happen. Howard did an impression of his mother keeping him home for New Year's eve. He said that's a fun mom who will stay home for a 17 year old. He said if that was his mom he'd want her to stay home too. Robin said that's not right. Howard said he'll get Jenny on the show tomorrow and they'll cut through the bullshit.
Robin read a story about the woman who she mentioned in the news yesterday who was killed at a gender reveal party. Robin said it turns out that the family had built a pipe bomb to do the reveal. Robin said the woman was standing with family members about 45 feet away from the explosion. Howard asked what kind of thing this is. Robin said she doesn't know. Fred played Jackie the Joke Man's laugh during that story.
Robin read a story about a child who was dropped from a cruise ship window and how the grandfather is being charged in that case. Robin said the guy is being charged with negligent manslaughter. Robin said the charges were just announced yesterday. Robin said he's being held on $80,000 bond. Robin said she learned that the 2 year old wanted him to lift her up so she could bang on the glass. She said he lifted her up and there was no glass there so the child fell 2 stories to her death. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the President appearing at a traditionally black college. Robin said she mentioned that last week and it turns out only 6 students showed up. Robin said those six students were hand picked. Howard said he thought it was brave to go there but it wasn't apparently. Robin said the six students were hand picked so nothing could go wrong. Robin said the rest of the people who were there weren't from the college. They were just from wherever.
Robin said the President was in Chicago yesterday and he's had a lot to say about what goes on there. Robin said the head of the police department said he wouldn't show up. Robin said the President showed up and insulted Chicago. Howard said this is a weird way to win people over. Robin had some audio of Trump bad mouthing the city. Robin said he said he was going to lower crime. She said he complains about it but doesn't fix it.
Robin read a story about congresswoman Katie Hill vowing to fight revenge porn. Howard said she looks hot in some pictures. Robin said some people posted nude photos of her and Hill is blaming her estranged husband and the right wing media for releasing the photos. Howard said no women ever did porn with him so he can't have revenge porn.
Robin read a story about the wildfires going on out in California. Howard said one of his daughters lives out there. He said it's very upsetting. Robin said this is the second or third year in a row for these fires. Robin said experts are saying that we have to get used to it and maybe stop building houses in those areas that are affected. Robin said they have big problems out there. Robin said some fires are hitting celebrity houses. Robin said that Lebron James and Arnold Schwarzenegger have been forced from their homes. Howard said one of them was near Oprah's house one time and he thought that was shocking. Robin had some audio of Arnold on Jimmy Kimmel talking about the fires.
Robin read a story about the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Howard said he's going to do the name game with that name. He attempted singing it. It wasn't easy.
Howard took a call from fake Arnold Schwarzenegger who wanted to promote his new Terminator movie. Arnold was talking about how great it was when he came out to L.A. He plugged the movie and said they ignored the last 3 Terminator movies when they made this. He said this could be the last one they ever make. Fake Arnold came from the future and said they keep making them after this. They were up to number 8.
Robin read more about this Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi death and how they're saying that ISIS isn't going away just because this guy is gone. Howard said that guy had different colors in his beard. He said it had some red in there. Robin said they say that they buried him at sea like they did with Osama. Howard asked how old that guy was. Robin wasn't sure but someone said he was 48. Howard said the guy looked older than him with that beard.
Robin said there are some reports about this guy not being shot. She said he blew himself up with a vest. Robin said one of the soldiers who was injured was a dog. Robin said the dog got a tweet from the President. Robin said there were no reports about how this guy was acting when he died. Robin said one of the generals said he didn't know where the President got that information from. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Hilaria Baldwin showing off her pregnant belly. Robin said she captioned a photo that she made it through the first trimester. Robin said she had a miscarriage earlier this year.
Robin read a story about President Trump and Melania giving out candy to kids at the White House. Robin said they made the White House look very scary for that.
Robin read a story about the Instagram models who showed up at the MLB game yesterday being banned from the game. Robin said they claimed they were promoting breast cancer awareness. Howard said everyone knows already.
Robin read a story about Tiger Woods being one win away from the all time wins record for the PGA. Robin said he came back and won another tournament. She read some details of that tournament. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:00am.
Howard started the show asking what it all means and what we're really doing in life. Robin asked if he's asking that question. She said that's very deep. Howard said no one will answer that. Fred played a clip of JD asking what's going on here and what this is. Howard said JD just asked what this is and what's going on here. He said he loves that kid. Robin said she doesn't understand him at all.
Howard said they have a fun day coming up. He said he has the sound of fun. Fred played the guy hitting an air horn at the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Howard said he went to the doctor yesterday and he's fine. He said his new doctor was wonderful. He said he was very thorough. He said he got his prostate checked. He said the guy was in his asshole for 20 minutes. He said he asked when he was going to be done and he said ''when you cum.'' He asked if that's inappropriate. Robin said that doesn't sound right. Howard said he's joking and said the guy was great. He said he doesn't like things in his ass. Howard wondered if Ronnie likes getting that done on him since he likes things up his ass.
Howard said this guy checked his prostate and said he's good. He said it's slightly enlarged but not too bad. He said he went through his whole health history. He said he was told to get a pneumonia shot. Robin said she's had that. Howard said he will go get it over the weekend. He said he's not going to get that because he stays home. Robin said Oprah had pneumonia. Howard said she does too much. He said she's overweight and does too much. He said she knows everything about food. He said she knows how to lose weight. He said she bought Weight Watchers and you'd think she'd want to be an example. He said she's so busy with friends and books. He said it's no wonder she got pneumonia.
Howard said he's going to get the pneumonia shot because he checked with Dr. Agus about it. He said he told him to get it too. He said he was telling the doctor about how he's not on any medication. He said he filled out a form and said he's taking Metamucil. He said he loves that stuff. He said he was told that if you don't want to get that disease when you have pockets in your colon then you have to take fiber. He said you don't want to get Diverticulitis. Howard said when you have Diverticulitis there are pockets in your colon and the doody gets stuck in them. He said he has great doodies. Robin said she might have to take these crackers. Howard said he has them with him if she wants to try them. Fred played some farts. Howard said if he overeats he gets gas so now he doesn't overeat.
Howard said yesterday before the medical exam he didn't have Metamucil until later in the day. He said he didn't want him to pull out a plumb. He said it worked out beautifully. He said it worked. He said he doesn't think he pulled anything out. He said he did go home and make doody though. Robin asked if the Metamucil works that fast. Howard said he doesn't know. He said he thinks he'd eat Metamucil even if he didn't need it. He said that's how good it tastes. He said it's an extra 100 calories. Robin said they don't count because they come out and don't get absorbed.
Howard said he went to bed last night and he was looking forward to eating breakfast. He said he loves those Metamucil crackers in his yogurt. He said they make it even better. He said you can laugh all you want but he's doing good for sales of Metamucil. He said Jimmy Kimmel is getting into it. Robin said Jimmy gets everything Howard gets. She said he got a Toto Toilet. Howard said Jimmy had that before he did. Robin said he got the Squatty Potty after Howard. Howard said that's true.
Howard said he used to be cold all the time. He said he lived in a monastery and he was told to eat beans with rice and string beans. He said that's what he eats at home when he's not there. He said he likes food that's not nonsense. He said he started this thing where you just drink hot water. He said you boil it and let it cool down. He said he loves that. He said he drinks the hot water at work. He said according to the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi it's very good for you. He said it has other things in it when it's hot. Robin said it's hot. Howard said his big thing is hot water and Metamucil. He said it feels so good. He said that's what his highlight of his day is. He said he doesn't need anything else.
Howard said people need lots of stimulation. He said he's obsessed with this idiot Richard who works there. He said with Halloween it's weird. He said he doesn't think much of him. He said he likes the guy but he's really weird.
Howard said he has a woman on the phone who says she had a reaction to the pneumonia vaccine. He said he's not going to listen to that. He said don't call in with that. He said he sees ads for things on TV that have reactions for people and it affects him.
Howard took the call from the woman who said that she got the vaccination for pneumonia and her arm was swollen after that. Howard said he knows about that. The caller said this wasn't normal. She said she wasn't able to move her arm. She said they had to put her on steroids for 10 days after. Robin asked if she was allergic. The caller said she was. She said she's not allergic to anything else. Howard said goodbye to her and hung up.
Howard said he heard he might ave a slight reaction to it. He said he had the flu vaccine and his arm hurt for 2 days. Robin said she had that for her shingles vaccine. Howard asked if Robin got the pneumonia vaccine. Robin said she did but she remembers nothing about it.
Howard asked if the caller is the head nurse. She said she's not. She works at a prison. Howard asked if she knows what a duck is. She said she does. Howard said that's a person who comes into the prison and is very easy to manipulate. He said the prisoners look for people like that. The caller said they do know about people like that there at the prison. She said they end up getting walked off the grounds. Howard said he likes a woman who isn't a duck. He said he'll look into the Ronnie thing. He thanked her for the call.
Howard said Ronnie is out there yelling ''fuck you cunt'' in the hall. Howard said never call a nurse a cunt. He said she's a good person. Howard said you can call him a cunt. He said that if he is in the early stages of dementia now they know they can give him birth control pills.
Howard said he asked Ronnie to go home and get some sleep. He said he didn't want him to lose his voice. Ronnie came in and said he has his voice back. Ronnie said that chick is taking it in the ass. He said he doesn't have dementia. Howard said calm down.
Howard told Ronnie not to call the nurse a cunt. He said he's having sex 2 times a day at his age. He said it's possible that he's getting early signs of dementia. He said that's what happens in old age homes. He said guys turn into feral men. Ronnie said that's not happening to him. He said he's not just thinking about fucking girls. Howard said he thinks about cars and girls. Ronnie said he thinks about everything. He said it's not just those things.
Howard said he has some feedback about Ronnie in the email. He read through some of the comments about Ronnie and his hoarse voice. Howard said they had Ronnie call Mark the Bagger who he sounded like. Howard read some feedback about that call too. Howard said they had the call within an hour of a caller suggesting they make it. Ronnie said he blew his voice out after that. He said he wasn't able to speak after that.
Howard said yesterday they called Mark the Bagger again. He said they could call him 20 times. Howard said this is Ronnie on the phone with Mark. In the call Ronnie said he's his great grandpa. He asked Mark what his favorite sexual position is. Mark said it's 69. Ronnie said they have so much in common. He asked him when he jerked off and took a shit and they were both saying the same times for all of that. Ronnie was all excited about how much they sound alike. Ronnie said they're the same age even though he's his great grandfather. They sang about the Eagles together like they were both into the same thing. Ronnie was into the same song as Mark so they sang together. Ronnie said he's the best great grandson he could hope for.
Howard said that was fabulous. Robin asked if Mark believes that's his great grandfather. Howard said he thinks so. Ronnie said he thinks he talks to himself in the room. He said he was doing that on the phone. Howard said he likes how he answered the phone ''It's Bagger.''
Howard said he heard Ronnie was telling everyone the lost his voice from eating Stephanie out for 2 hours. He asked if he does that for 2 hours. Ronnie said it was more like a half hour. Howard said he's down there like 2 minutes if he does that. He said Ronnie might have early dementia. He said you can't stay down there for a half hour. He said it's such a waste of time. He said women don't want you down there that long. Ronnie said she told him to go down there and do what he does best. Howard said she meant go out and clean the car. Howard asked if he's hard the whole time. Ronnie said not in the beginning. Howard said Ronnie is sick. He said he knew it. He was coughing. Ronnie said he's not sick. Howard said he is.
Howard said he goes down on her for a half hour. He said he's very cave man like. He said to go down there for that long you have to have a lot of time on your hands. Ronnie said it's at night. Howard said he's acting like they don't have lights in the house. He said he reads about how farmers had to do that kind of thing because they didn't have electricity. Howard said it's a cave man mentality to do that at night. He said he could not eat a woman's pussy for a half hour. He said not even Jane Fonda when she was 27. Ronnie said girls love it. Howard said he dated someone who loved it. He said she liked when he went down on her. Ronnie asked if he did it until she blew her load. Howard said she probably faked it. Ronnie said he'd feel it.
Ronnie said women blow a load too. Howard asked what he thinks about down there for that long. Ronnie Puppet said ''Pussy and NASCAR.'' Howard said he heard that Ronnie is really pissed at Kurt Busch. Ronnie said he's annoyed. He said he didn't need to say what he said. He said he made him sound like an asshole. Howard said it was kind of strange. He said he called him Rain Man and said he's a shitty driver and he's no fun and no friend of his. Ronnie said Kurt didn't even try calling him. Robin said maybe they're not friends.
Ronnie said he thought he was his friend. He said he's going back to Kevin Harvick. Howard asked if it's true that Kurt has a brother he doesn't like. Ronnie said they're fine now. He said they used to have an issue but they got back together.
Howard said it was funny that he said he was going to dump him when Ronnie leaves the radio show. Ronnie said he was annoyed by that. He said he thought he had a friend.
Howard said he should get that dementia thing checked out. Ronnie said he doesn't have it. Howard said he has to get checked for Alzheimer's. Ronnie said that woman knows nothing about him. He said Stephanie is a nurse too. Howard said she's a nurse for animals. Ronnie said animals and people are very similar. Howard said this woman was saying that there is a thing going on with hyper sexualized people. Ronnie said he's not in a nursing home. Robin said she never said he was in one.
Howard said there's so much more school for nurses than there is for a vet tech. Ronnie said Vet techs are pissed off that they're not recognized for what they do. Howard said they're not the same thing. Ronnie said he's fucking wrong. Howard said they're not called nurses though. Ronnie said ask her why then. Ronnie said the vets can treat people the same way. Robin said they can not.
Howard took a call from a woman who said Ronnie is the biggest bitch for crying the way he is. Ronnie said he's not crying. The caller said that Kurt Busch was saying that he was just joking with Ronnie and Ronnie was crying so much that he didn't hear it. Howard said Ronnie will be fine. He said he has all kinds of Kurt Busch stuff in his basement. Ronnie said no he doesn't. Ronnie said he's going back to wearing his Kevin Harvick t-shirt. Howard said he has to take a break. He said he has to do some dumb shit after the show today so they have to stay on schedule so they can get out of there on time. Howard played a song parody about Ronnie. They went to break after that.
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Howard said he wishes he was Batman. He said he's trying to watch Watchmen but he has no idea what's going on with that. He said HBO is offering a new streaming service. Robin said she can't do every streaming service. Howard said he has HBO Go and it doesn't remember what you watched last. He said they have to straighten that shit out. Robin said many streaming services launch and they're not ready.
Howard said Apple TV has a service and they give it to you free if you buy a new iPhone. He said he got a new one. Robin said she didn't think he was going to get one. Howard said he did though.
Robin asked how things went after he revealed that he was going to bail on the cats when his alarm went off. Howard said he got a lot of hate mail about that. Howard said someone said they would crawl into a smoke filled room to save their cat. Howard said he loves the cats like they're his kids but he's not running into a burning house to save them. Howard said someone said only a real dirt bag would leave them behind. Howard said he'd love to see these people run into a burning house.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she called about Ronnie a little while ago. She said they can do a dementia screen today. She said she can give directions and they and take a look at it. Howard asked if they can do it right now. She said they can do it very quickly. Howard said he has had enough of Ronnie but they might be able to do it. The caller said it would take less than 5 minutes. She said he has to draw a clock.
Howard told Ronnie to draw a clock. The caller, Anna Maria, said you have to draw a circle with the numbers inside. Robin asked if this catches dementia. Anna Maria said it's a pre-screen.
Ronnie asked how he knows she's a doctor. Howard said she's a vet tech. Howard had him draw the clock. Anna Maria told him to put all the numbers inside. Ronnie said he's looking at his watch. Howard said you can't do that. Howard said forget it. Anna Maria said that's not good. She said she was thinking that he should cut down on alcohol. She said that's a common theme when he goes out. Ronnie said he doesn't drink every day.
Howard asked why he has to look at his watch to draw a clock. Ronnie said he can't draw one without looking. Ronnie said he drew the clock. Howard asked if he looked at his clock. Robin said he has nothing but the 12 in there.
Chris Wilding came in and said his grandmother has this so it's very scary. Chris sad they're flipping out in the office. Ronnie only had a circle with a 12 in it. Howard said this caller is going to mention a time and he has to put it on the clock. Anna Maria said put in 10 after 11 on the clock. Howard said put in 11:10. Ronnie said he can't do it. He was being serious. Howard said this is a problem. Howard said this bit just got really depressing.
Howard said he has to get Ronnie into a nursing home. Chris asked if he can give him a hint. Ronnie drew ''fuck you'' on the paper. Howard thanked Anna Maria for the call.
Howard said he's worried about Ronnie now. Robin asked if he can draw it now. Ronnie tried it again. He drew 11:10 but it didn't seem right to Chris. Howard said he got him to the doctor yesterday. He said this is depressing. Howard said this is weird. He said everyone is weird.
Howard played the call where the woman called the woman about the shoe polish. The woman who answered told her to get dark brown makeup and use that instead of shoe polish. She said you get him an afro wig and you're set. They had a woman making the call and she was making all kinds of racist comments and the woman on the phone just went along with it.
Robin said that woman is ''un-messable-with.'' She said that she was very helpful. She said that woman didn't care at all what people are up to. Howard said she was very helpful. She said they called her later and she said they made her day with that call. Howard said Fred is going to go out in black face now.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she's a nurse and she has a bachelors and she's working on her masters. She said she's offended to say a vet tech at an animal hospital can do her job. Robin said he has Alzheimer's so don't worry about it. The caller said she works for neurosurgeons so she knows there is something up with Ronnie. Howard said there is no room for error when you're a nurse. He said vet techs are trained people so he's not saying anything bad about that. The caller said she could step into her job easier than the other way around. She said if she was a nurse she'd realize what's wrong with Ronnie. She cracked herself up with that. Howard laughed too.
Howard said Ronnie just called that woman a cunt out in the hall. He said he has to take another break. Robin asked if he'd be worried if he couldn't draw a clock. Howard said of course. He said he might have to get him checked. Robin said she thought it was ridiculous that she was going to have him draw a clock. Howard said it was putting in the time that was the actual test. He said they have to move on. Robin said she doesn't know how. Howard said he's going to show her how and went to break.
Howard said he hates Halloween. He said he got his building to take down the skeletons on the wall. He said they insist on putting a pumpkin every foot. He said they have those weird vegetables that no one eats. Robin said they're gourds. Howard said they have big brown dead plant looking things they put all over. He said they look like corn. Fred said it's corn stalks. He said it dries out and they can stand it up. Howard said he has a farm in his lobby. Robin asked if there are bales of hay. Howard said they used to have that. He said they had all of that tacky shit like Ronnie had on his lawn.
Howard said he went into the board and said he didn't want to be Scrooge there but come on. He said they say they do it for the children but there are only like 10 in the building. He said people who visit think he lives in a tenement. He said that he lives in a nice building but it looks awful with those decorations. He said he shakes his head. He said he just gave up.
Howard said if it was one pumpkin and a gourd or something he'd be fine. He said it's just too much. He said he's glad that they're under construction there. He said they didn't decorate at all. Robin said the lobby looks worse than it did before. She said it doesn't appear to be done. Gary said they're not done yet.
Howard said the company is doing well and they're expanding. He said they have another floor so they're doing a lot of construction there. Robin asked if that's why they had to go upstairs for 4 months. Howard said it is. Howard said they have a lot of guests of other shows that have to go on top of them. He said Khaleesi was there recently. He said he told Ronnie he doesn't want to see anyone. He said they keep the guests for Sirius outside of their area. He said he told Ronnie he had to open that door and they were going to jet out of here. He said it's weird. He said there are 5,000 people outside their door. Robin said they're there taking pictures and stuff. Howard said there are a lot of people who want to take pictures with him. He said they'll have someone come out asking for a photo.
Howard said he doesn't want to take a picture because he looks like shit. He said Khaleesi wasn't looking for him. He said she was there with Emma Thompson to promote a movie. He said he's beat and he just wants to get out of there. He said he had a doctor appointment yesterday. He said he's not looking for celebrity interaction.
Howard said he goes back to his office to ''work'' after the show but he's actually sleeping. He said he just closes his eyes and he's unconscious. He said people there were making noise so he gets pissed off. Howard said Robin has more energy than anyone there. He said she's conducting a radio show in the hall. Robin said she just says hello to people. Howard said he had to shush her out there. Robin said she goes into a studio to sing and the sound comes out of there. Howard said she can do that. Robin said they tell her to be quiet back there. Howard said she can do that. He said she has special permission.
Howard said they hired a person who is the quiet police. He said she has to jump on them for making noise when he's back there resting. Robin said they even blocked the door. Howard said that door was slamming. He said they have a big rope around it.
Howard said he was getting aggravated so the guys made this for him. He played ''A Quiet Place 2'' commercial parody about him being able to sleep back in his office.
Howard said he just needs 20 minutes to rest. He said he can't go home. He said his neighbor is doing construction. He said he hates Halloween and he hates noise. He said he hates Halloween more.
Howard said he's jealous of his parents at times. He said they can't hear. He said it's not selective hearing.
Howard took a call from a guy named Brett who said he'd like to play that game. He said he loves the show and he and his wife are into the show. He said his wife wasn't into it at first but he got her turned on to it.
Howard said it's time for Spooked or Fucked. He said they're going to give Brett $500 if he wins. He said they say cash is king. Howard asked Brett to tell them about himself. He said he's been listening since he was 15 and he's 41 now. Howard said that's enough.
Howard said he's going to play a clip and he has to guess if someone is getting scared or getting fucked. He said this first one is a practice one. He played a clip of a woman screaming. Robin asked if she's getting scared or having sex. Brett said he likes Asian porn and he doesn't recognize that one. He said he thinks she's getting spooked. Howard said he would have been right. He played it again and it was a guy scaring his wife in a compilation clip. Howard gave that one to Brett even though it was a practice clip.
Howard said Brett has to get 2 more to win. He said he has to get 3 out of 5 right. Howard played another clip of a woman screaming a couple of times. Howard asked if it's spooked or fucked. Brett said fucked. Howard said he's right again. Robin said this guy is good. Howard said this is from a PornHub video. Brett said he watches Asian porn almost every day so he knows. Howard said they get it with that. He asked what's wrong with him. Howard said he's going to say that until he does something about it.
Howard said this guy is a fucking nudge. He played another clip where a woman was screaming ''Ohhh god!'' Brett said he's going to say that one is someone getting spooked. Howard said if he gets it wrong he has a couple more. Brett changed it to someone getting fucked. Howard asked if he wants to go with that. Brett said yes. Howard said she is getting fucked so he just won. Howard said what a winner. He said this woman is having a dildo hammered into her. Howard said the staff wasn't able to watch because it was so disturbing. Howard played the full clip of the woman creaming. Robin said that might qualify as being spooked.
Howard said he meant to ask if he watches Asian porn. Brett said absolutely. He said his favorite Asa Akira was on the show back in the day. Howard said they're wondering why he watches so much. Brett said he's not married to an Asian either. Brett asked if Fred can play his song and if they can hear from the ISIS hotline since they're in the news. Howard put Brett on hold. Howard said he used to do the ISIS hotline bit. He wondered why he stopped. Robin said it turned out to be a hoax.
Howard said he has more Spooked or Fucked clips. He played a woman screaming ''No, no, no!'' Robin said that has to be someone getting spooked. Howard said he's still wondering why Brett kept saying he watches Asian porn. Howard said Robin was right about the woman getting spooked.
Howard played another one where a woman was screaming with a guy making sounds. Robin said that's a woman getting fucked. Howard said it's actually a woman getting spooked by her boyfriend. Howard played the full clip. Howard said people are assholes. He said they're busy recording instead of working.
Howard said this guy was reacting to the new Rise of Skywalker trailer. He said his name is Eric Butts. He said he had the most intense reaction to the new trailer. He said he starts crying. He said he was in ecstasy. He said he wasn't able to speak at times. He said this is almost as embarrassing as visiting the Brady Bunch house in California.
Howard played the clip and the guy was moaning and freaking out about the trailer. He was even freaking out over a drum roll. He kept saying ''Yes'' over and over as it was playing. The guy said he didn't want it to end. He said it's meant so much through his life and Star Wars shaped his life in so many ways.
Howard said when he got laid the first time he didn't sound like that. He said when this kid loses his virginity his head is going to explode.
Howard said when C-3PO says he's saying goodbye to his friends this guy goes over the edge. JD said he's saying he's taking one last look at his friends. Howard played the clip of this guy freaking out about that line. The guy was crying over the line and said they're wiping him for some reason.
Howard said Mark Hamill weighed in on this guy. He said he was wondering why people were giving him a hard time. Howard said the guy was putting it out on the internet for people to see. He said he wouldn't have this reaction if he wasn't recording it for the internet. He said Mark fails to see that.
Howard said he has Kevin on the phone and he is watching a reaction to a reaction video and he wants to let them know how he feels about that. Howard took the call from fake Kevin who said the reaction videos are better than the videos themselves.
Howard said he had a reaction like that to the Bachelor finale. He played a bit the guys put together with him reacting to that.
Howard said Richard moved in next to Will in the suburbs and Will commutes with Richard now. He said that it's really weird the way he acts on the train. Will came in and said that he has Halloween themed magazines that he leafs through. He said he has this thing of pumpkin heads that he looks through. He said he has dead zombies and things he looks at. He said he listens to the sounds and all of that. Howard said he has the Women's Day Halloween magazine. He said it's so fucking weird.
Howard said he loved Superman comics as a kid but you grow out of that. Robin said you don't walk around as an adult like that. Will said Richard is Halloween from head to toe. He said he starts right after labor day.
Howard said they learned that Richard and his wife spend 3 nights at a place in Florida for Halloween. Howard said they left their son at home. Howard said if he went there for 3 days that's just out there. Will said Richard takes most of his vacation time in October. He said he thinks he's off tomorrow, Friday and the rest of the weekend celebrating Halloween.
Howard said Richard spent $1,500 on decorations for his house. He said he has indoor and outdoor decorations. He said Richard is happy that someone pointed to his house and said it was the Halloween house. Will said he lives in an upscale house believe it or not. He said it's a nice place and they have this going on. He said you tell people Richard lives there and they're shocked.
Howard said Richard estimates they've spent $300 on pumpkins. He said Richard has a wife who buys into this. Will said she's way passionate about the Eagles. He said she threw all of her jerseys out in the front yard when they lost a few weeks ago. He said she listens to Philly sports talk all the time. He said she's a very passionate person. He said they really are soul mates.
Howard said it's not even Halloween yet. Howard said Richard and his wife have already taken their son trick or treating. He said they go to this Trunk or Treat thing for that. Will said that's so they don't have to go to houses. He said it's probably been going on for a couple of weeks. Howard said it's not Halloween yet. Will said they go to all of these farms and stuff. He said they have candy for kids.
Howard asked where Richard is. He said this is a typical weekend for them. He read about them going to Trunk or Treat and then going to neighboring towns. He read about where they go and what they watch during this season. He said they eat everything pumpkin.
Howard asked what the fuck he's up to. Richard said he's living life. He listens to Halloween themed music and a channel there on Sirius. Howard said he listens to screams in his headphones. Richard said he can't go in the same car as Will because he sits in the quiet car.
Howard said there's a 90 percent chance of rain tomorrow. Richard said he's going to buy a huge umbrella today.
Howard said Richard bought a bunch of corn stalks and they were full of spiders so his car is full of spiders. Richard said he had to return them but the spiders had already fallen off. Howard said this is so weird. He said his whole life is obsessive about the holidays. Richard said this is his favorite one out of them all.
Howard asked what he has on now for clothes. Richard had Halloween themed clothes on and a watch and a phone case. He said he got a compliment from a guy about his pumpkin cap. Will said his whole house is covered in Halloween crap. Richard said he has fake cobwebs in his yard. Robin said everything Howard wanted out of his lobby is what Richard has in his yard.
Howard asked if they hand out candy to kids. Richard said his wife made treat bags so he won't be touching them. He said his son loves running around in a pumpkin patch. He said he has crazy energy.
Howard said it's just so odd. Robin said she can't wait for his son to hate this when he turns to a teenager. Howard said then he'll be a kid he likes. Will said he loves that his kids aren't into it like Richard's kid is. He said it's going to storm horribly tomorrow so he won't take them out. He said he'll just buy them candy. Howard asked if Richard's kid eats the candy. Richard said he's too young for that. Howard said his mother would get all upset about kids ringing the bell. Howard said he hates Halloween and the bullshit that goes along with it. He said he doesn't want people banging on his door.
Howard said there's a place in Virginia that he loves. He said he's moving there. He said they have a law on the books that bans anyone from trick or treating after the age of 14. Howard said if a 19 year old shows up at his door he's not answering it. He said he's calling 911.
Howard said Richard used to travel upstate to dress like a zombie. Richard said they got stuck up there because of the snow. He said he was a werewolf and his wife was Red Riding Hood. He said they were hitchhiking and no one would pick them up. Howard said he's shocked he's lasted this long on the show. He said this is the guy who comes up with funny shit but he's so warped. Richard said a lot of funny people are like that. Howard said no they're not.
Robin said she thinks Richard is trying really hard to do all of this. Howard said to go to that place for 3 days is nuts. He asked if he just went to the same thing over and over. Richard said they had different stuff. He said their budget is huge down there at Universal. He said he likes to be scared. He said it's a rush. Richard said he doesn't get as scared as an adult but he's thankful for it now.
Howard said he should be scared that he had more shit on his hands than in his asshole. Richard said he's still not sure how that happened. He said at least he had a clean asshole. Howard said his asshole was cleaner than his hands but his asshole wasn't clean.
Howard took a call from Fake Mrs. Christy who was talking about what they do at home for Halloween. Howard asked why they didn't name the kid after a Halloween thing. Richard said he didn't think of it but it's a great idea. He said his wife wanted to name him Carson after the Eagles quarterback.
Howard asked if they're thinking about having another kid. Richard said they are. He said they could use a Halloween name for the kid. He said it's a great idea. Howard said they could name it Elvira if it's a girl. Richard said that's a great idea.
Howard said they can all leave now and take Richard's wife with them. Howard said he woke up in the middle of the night thinking of Leslie West. He said he was wondering why he's not in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Richard said they should be. He said a lot of rap guys use a drum sample from one of their live songs. Howard said he heard that.
Howard said he emailed Leslie a few weeks ago and didn't hear back from him. He said he's worried about him. Richard said he heard him call into a show a couple of months ago. Howard said Richard can go now. He let him go and moved on.
Howard said the Peloton has been great for him. He said he didn't miss any classes with that. He said he's trying to keep a routine. He said he has to figure out what he can do. He said running used to take care of everything but his head would hurt and it hurt when he peed. He said he had to stop running. He said he won't put up with that. He said he's sticking with Peloton though.
Howard said Jen Sherman is good as an instructor. He said she's no nonsense. He said he knows what the other ones are up to. He said he did something stupid the other day and tried a class with a different teacher. He said what a mistake that was. He said this woman was in a costume like a cat. He said she was a cat with big tits. He said she gets on and says we're all freaks. He said he didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. He said he was hearing that we're all freaks but he just wants to know when to pedal and not pedal. He said Jen Sherman tells you all of that. He said she's not some maniac philosopher. He said another guy starts playing Rocky Horror Picture Show and people come in to sing and he's watching a Broadway production. He said there was no instruction during this. He said he didn't know what to do. He said someone has to get a hold of them over there and get them under control. He said he's back to Jen. He said she's his teacher. He said he's sticking with her. He said he's into no nonsense video. He said she tells you how to keep from getting inured and things like that. He said don't fuck with him. He said he wishes he could show Robin this video of the Rocky Horror thing. He said this is what it was. Fred played some music from that show.
Robin said that's another awful waste of time going to that Rocky Horror thing and going over and over. Howard asked Gary if he took that class. Gary said hell no. Howard asked if he saw it. Gary said he didn't. He said he looks at the playlist. Howard said he does too. He said there was a girl teaching a J-Lo class. He said this one starts in with how J-Lo has succeeded and she started out as a dancer. He said she goes on and on about J-Lo. Howard said he was like ''What the fuck is this?'' He said he wants the history of a Navy Seal. He said he doesn't want J-Lo. He said don't call him a freak either.
Gary said he likes Jen Sherman enough that she finds she doesn't have enough classes for him. He said he gets very annoyed by the British women. He said they're very screechy. Howard said Jen is the best one. Gary said she really is. Gary said he does the Springsteen one. Howard said he just wants good instruction. He said Jen gets into her philosophy. He said she'll talk about Bruce Springsteen and how important music is to her. He said he spends more time with her than with his own wife.
Gary asked if Howard does 45 minute classes. Howard said he talks about her and she mentions him now. He said it's almost every day now. He said sometimes he listens to Madison on Sirius and she talks about him too. He said it's like she's talking right to him. Gary said she's really in love with Howard. Howard said he doesn't know her that well but he's pretty sure he could fuck her. Gary said she's married. Howard said it doesn't matter. Gary said he's pretty sure that they would allow it. He said Howard is the hall pass. Howard said he's putting that in his next contract.
Robin said that Jennifer Aniston was talking about Howard being a tall drink of sweet water on the Ellen show. Howard said Jennifer better stop that or he'll think that he can fuck her. He said that he has fucked famous women and it's fantastic. He said poor Jennifer would be so disappointed if he did fuck her. He said he's not in her league though. Robin said she did say that he's tall, dark and handsome. Howard said he would finish with her so fast. Gary asked if he really would. Howard said he would and it would be so disappointing to them.
Howard said some famous women have said he was a great lover. He said he may have slowed down for them. He said that he has to tell himself to slow down. He said everything in his life is unenjoyable for him. Howard said he heard Jennifer saying that about him. He said it was very sweet.
Howard said he has the promo for this Rocky Horror Peloton class. Howard played the clip. Fred played the Ed Wood ''Fuck you!'' a couple of times. Howard said he's not going to go into classes like that anymore. He said he just tries things out and it turned out to be a bad idea. JD said that woman is hot. Howard said she is. JD asked if they were dancing in costume. Howard said they were. He said it was a bunch of assholes. He said they stopped pedaling and got up and danced. He said he kept pedaling through it.
Gary said he heard they're doing everything they can. He said they're going to start doing church services on Sunday mornings. Howard said oh come on. Gary said it's true.
Howard said he has to talk about something. He said he's not sure he has enough time. He said people are tired of Brent and Katelyn but he's not. He said they went and swung at a Halloween swinger's party. He said the guys went with them. He said he should play it for Robin. Howard said they'll get to that after a break. They went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said that guitar riff sounds cool. He thanked Fred for the song. He said what a morning it's been.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to let them know that he finally went on the app and it's game changing. He said he saw them pouring wine in Richard's ass. He said it was great. Howard said that's one of the highlights for the company. Robin said they have to have SiriusXM awards for that. Howard said they had Richard tasting wine in there. the caller said his boss came over when he saw him laughing and asked what the fuck that was. The caller said Fred is great with the puppets too. Howard said he wrote Fred an email about that the other night. Fred thanked him for that. Howard said he's like a demented Jim Henson.
Howard said he teased the Brent and Katelyn thing. He said they went to a Halloween themed swinging event. Howard said he thought they were going to slow down after the L.A. stuff. Howard said he likes Katelyn's costume. He said it's basically bra and panties. He said Brent is dressed like the devil. He said Katelyn looks damn good. He said he happens to think she's one of the better looking women there at the party.
Howard said he should ask Steve Nowicki to come in because he covered this. He said Steve was there when Katelyn was going down on this woman and Brent was jerking off. He said Steve realized what was going on there.
Howard asked Steve when this was. He said it was Saturday night. Howard asked how disturbing it was. Steve said it's very animalistic. He said there's no romance there. He said it's just weird. He said they had an orgy room there and private rooms. He said he's never seen anything like this. Howard asked if it was weird to see Brent and Katelyn there. Steve said that he'd ask Brent what he was doing and he was trying to stay hard. He said that the vibe there was strange too.
Howard said Brent and Katelyn dressed up in costume. He said they were both in devil costumes. Howard said this is audio of them when they show up. Steve was interviewing them there about what they did before they got there. They took some edibles and they had condoms and lube among other things with them. They had tampons to soak up the cum that's inside Katelyn.
Howard said he has a go bag. Brent said he does. Howard said most military guys do. Brent said that's right. Howard asked why he needs the tampons. Brent said they don't use a condom. He said she'll use a condom if she needs to soak up the cum.
Howard asked why he has to fluff himself. Brent said women will cock check you. He said you want to be hard. Howard asked if it was weird for Steve to have him doing that there. Steve said it was. He said he's never had anyone do that in front of him. He said as soon as he walked in he saw a pirate getting his dick sucked. He said it was like within a minute. Brent asked how fantastic that is. Howard said it's not. Brent said it does take some getting used to.
Howard said they had some pussy themed music there. He played another clip where they were dancing to this pussy music. The DJ was telling the guys to respect the women. Howard asked why he had to say that. Brent said some people have to be reminded.
Howard asked how the women were looking. Steve said not all that great. He said it was like a 4-5 median for the party. He said Katelyn was one of the hottest chicks there. He said Brent was the hottest guy there. Brent said he had her with him so that's all that matters.
Howard played a clip of Steve talking to a Russian couple who looked like they were in their 60s. The couple talked about some experiences they had swinging. Howard said that might have been Melania's parents. He said it was very vampireish.
Howard said Brent and Katelyn danced together. He asked if Brent was in his devil costume. Steve said he was. He said Brent wasn't really dancing. He said he just sways back and forth. Brent said no one is looking for a guy to dance. Robin said a woman might be looking for good moves. Brent said you also don't want to turn them off with bad moves.
Howard said Brent and Katelyn met a couple at the bar and started dancing with them. He said Katelyn and the other guy hooked up. Howard said this is Katelyn talking about that. Brent got to feel the woman's bare pussy. He said she had just gotten a Brazilian wax.
Howard asked what this place smells like. Steve said it was awful. He said it smells like ass and body odor. Howard said Brent had to use the bathroom. He said Katelyn started hooking up with a new couple on her own. He said the guy was sucking one tit and the woman was on the other. Howard said Brent wanted to join in but the couple immediately left. Howard said it looks like Brent killed the party. Steve said they just ran away when Brent came over. Brent said that guy was looking for a threesome. He said that's why they left. Howard played some audio of Brent talking to Steve about what had just happened. That's where Steve asked Brent about chubbing himself up. Brent said he had to get it half chubbed. Howard said he has to do that for his wife too.
Howard asked if Katelyn was pissed about losing that couple. Steve said she told Brent he had to change into something different. Brent said he did that and it worked.
Howard said there's a sex room there and people were banging on line while they waited to get in there.
Shuli came in and asked Brent about how they weren't going to hook up without being with each other. He said Brent went to the bathroom and Katelyn was hooking up. Brent said she wasn't hooking up. He said they were on the dance floor and they can't hook up there.
Howard said they went up to the private rooms and people were waiting out in the hallway. Steve said they were in the hall fucking everywhere. He said the floor is dirty and sticky. He said they're fucking on the floor and blowing each other on the floor.
Howard said they interviewed the guy who has to clean the rooms. He played some audio of the guy talking to Steve about what he has found in the rooms and bathroom there. He said the smell is like a sewage treatment plant up there. He said it smells like body odor and ass. Robin asked why they would go there if it's so disgusting. Brent said it's fun. He said he doesn't smell that stuff. Steve said he has to get his nose replaced. He said he saw a guy getting a blow job right next to a tray of ziti. Brent said he doesn't touch the food there.
Howard said Brent and Katelyn went up to the orgy room but they were all full. He said they hooked up in the hallway. Shuli said they're hooking up in the hallway. He said he just said they can't do that. Howard said let him handle this.
Howard said the private rooms were all full. He said you're waiting on line and this couple starts hooking up with Brent and Katelyn. Steve said that Katelyn was in a woman's pussy and the woman was blowing her guy and then Brent was touching her boob. Brent said it started out with him eating that woman out.
Howard said one of the private rooms opened up and Steve talked to the guy who cleans the rooms. He played the clip of Steve talking to the guy about what he just did. The guy said there was a used condom in there. He said he usually sweeps them under the table until the end of the night.
Howard asked if Steve needs a number for his psychiatrist. Steve said he might. He said he got freaked out by the whole thing. Howard said Brent and Katelyn had sex for about 25 minutes. Robin asked what happened there. Howard had a clip of Brent talking to Steve about getting some pussy and the woman came in his mouth twice. Katelyn and Brent were talking about how they both did it. Katelyn said it was her first time doing that. Howard said they are wild.
Shuli said that visually all Steve saw was him jerking off. Steve said that his breath did smell like a sweaty vagina. Howard said Brent and Katelyn went outside to cool off and they talked about hooking up with each other later. Howard played another clip of Brent and Katelyn talking about their night. They were talking about hooking up in an Uber. They said if the driver has a problem with it then they'll change drivers.
Howard said Steve deserves a raise. Steve said Brent didn't have sex. He said Katelyn did. Brent said the woman sucked his cock. He said the other guy lasted 30 seconds and then got jealous with what he and his girl were doing. He said he ate her pussy and he was getting sucked off. He said the guy got jealous and they got out of there. He said he didn't want to be around. He said that guy and Katelyn did stuff before fucking. He said that Katelyn was worked up so they had fun at home. Howard said they didn't get to sleep until 7:45 in the morning the next day.
Shuli said he still thinks that there's nothing happening there. He said that they reported that he touched a tit and the couple left. Shuli said he did talk to a girl he did bang out in L.A. and the girl said she was willing to have the sex recorded and Brent said no. Brent said he's not doing porn there. Brent said Shuli sucks.
Robin said they brought up that they were going to take a break. Brent said doing things separate they will but doing things together they're not taking a break from.
Howard said this sounds crazy to him. Brent said it is. Robin said it sounds cold and clinical to her. Brent said it is.
Howard said this is wild. He said it's like wild animals. Shuli said there's a table there with used condoms under it. Howard asked how many people were there. Brent said it was like 300 people. Robin asked Steve if there were any girls he found attractive. Steve said very few. He said they were older. Brent asked if the girl he was dancing with was hot. Steve said she was. Shuli asked if he banged her. Brent said she was too drunk and she had to leave. He said he did feel her pussy though. Steve said there were many 3 good looking people there.
Steve said his girlfriend made him take a shower before he went to bed. Howard thanked everyone for the updates. He said Steve is up for a Pulitzer prize. They went to break after that.
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Robin stared her news with a story about crazy football player names. Robin said this might be the best ever. She had Howard play a clip where they said this guy's name is Decoldest Crawford. The guys spent a short time talking about other wacky names for football players.
Robin read a story about the NCAA giving in and changing the rules so students who are enrolled in athletic programs will be able to make money off of their names and likenesses. Howard said he likes that. He said the networks and schools make a fortune off of some of these kids and the kids don't get to take advantage of that. Howard said they've finally broken down and so the kids can make a couple of bucks while they're hot. Howard said sports is show business. He said it's not athletics. He said it's show business. Robin said they estimate that they should make an average of about $100,000.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he knows they just got done talking about this but he's a middle school teacher and he's disturbed about Brent. He said this seems like a guy who has very low self esteem and he's running behind his wife who is very confident. He said he's kind of worried. Howard said he doesn't think it's that. He said he doesn't know what it is but it's not that. Robin said she thinks it's a sex addiction that they're seeing play out and it's ramping up quickly. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the wildfires in California that are getting bigger. Robin said the winds are driving the fires to get larger. Robin said they are forcing thousands of people to evacuate. Robin had some audio of Lebron James talking about the fire fighters who are out there doing their job. Robin said he sent a taco truck to feed the fire fighters while they're working. Howard said that's nice.
Robin read a story about how by the middle of the century an estimated 150 million people who live near water will be below the high tide line. Howard said he thought Robin did some math there with the middle of the century thing. He tried to do the math to figure out what the middle of the century is. That led to them talking about the brain and Robin saying that the soul is not in your brain. Howard disagreed. Robin said that Howard is obsolete. She said younger people handle this new technology easier and differently than Howard does. Howard asked what she's talking about. Robin said he doesn't handle things as well as younger people do. Howard said he was just saying they could take your brain out and put it in a younger body. Robin said no one needs that brain hanging around.
Robin said by 2050 the water levels will rise. Howard said he saw Greta Thunberg on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. He said she was such a remarkable person. He said she's trying to warn the world that this is important. Robin said they say that the sea levels could rise as much as 3 times faster than previously thought. Howard said this is when things are really going to go down. He said people won't be able to find food or land. He said they're getting out at the right time. Robin said they say that we have to start building sea walls and barriers now. Howard said they're not doing it.
Robin said a lot of people deny climate change or that this is normal and a cycle. Howard said don't listen to those people. Robin said she looked into what Pat Robertson says. Howard said this guy sounds like he's taking a dump. He said he can't stand him. Howard played the clip and Pat was talking about the weather getting so crazy in this country. He said he's not sure if it's climate change but whatever it is sure is crazy. Robin said this is the guy who thinks he talks to God but God hasn't weighed in on this. Robin said that's why she says the whole thing is a scam. She said God would be telling him what is going on. Howard said Robertson did talk about Halloween and how it's brought to us by demons. Howard did his impression of Robertson talking about how they don't teach science at the Pat Robertson university. He spent a few minutes doing that impression. Robin was arguing with fake Pat about a few things he brought up. Howard said Pat Robertson is saying he speaks to god but all he knows is that demons are bringing us Halloween. He played a clip of Robertson talking about Halloween and demons. He said that demons are real. He said they like that people celebrate demons on Halloween. Howard did more of his impression of him and goofed on the way he drags out words. He said Rush Limbaugh does that too. Robin said the best part of that was when he said ''Demons are real.'' Robin said he can definitively say they're real but not that climate change is real. Howard kept going with the impression and had Robertson rambling about Halloween and demons.
Robin read a story about how down in Georgia they wanted to put signs on sex offender homes to keep kids from going there but they can't do that. Robin said a sheriff put up signs last year doing that and the sex offenders filed a lawsuit. Robin said the judge ruled that placement of signs is unconstitutional. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Ben Affleck who has a new girlfriend. Robin said she was interested reading about this because over the weekend he announced he had a slip in his sobriety. Howard said it can happen to all of us. Robin said Ben apparently met this woman on a dating site. Robin said she was told by Howard that only losers go on dating sites. Howard said he changed his mind recently. He said she could be Robin Affleck Quivers. Robin said Ben was on this Raya app. Howard said that's for famous people. He said you have to qualify as famous to get on it. Howard said some of their guys have been rejected from the app. Howard said no one knows who they are. He said he thinks Memet was rejected. He said not everyone knows who they are. Howard asked if Memet was rejected by them. Memet came in and said he was rejected but he applied early. He said they go off your Instagram. He said when he applied he had like 200. He said now he has more. He said he thinks he could get in there now. He said he's not looking to do that because he's very happy with this girlfriend now. Memet said Nikki Glaser is on Raya. Howard said he was single for a year. He said he didn't need an app. He said he went to buy a lamp and this girl came on to him. He said if you're famous you don't need it. Howard made fun of Memet for being rejected and then kicked him out of the studio.
Howard said imagine you get rejected and you're pretty famous. He said that's embarrassing. Robin sad they should get Howard on there just to experiment. Howard said Benjy told him that some troll put Beth's photo on a dating site. Benjy came in and said he saw Beth on this app he was on. He said he realized it was a friend of her's who put her picture up with her but you see Beth first. He said it was one of the Real Housewives who put it up. Howard said thanks for the story. He sent Benjy on his way after playing a song parody where they had him screaming. Howard asked if he's on Raya. Benjy said he hasn't applied. Howard said Benjy is looking thinner. Benjy said Howard looks really good.
Robin had some audio of Ben Affleck talking about his slip with sobriety. Ben said it was just a slip and he's not going to let it derail him. The Paparazzi were asking him if he's going back to rehab and things like that. Howard said those guys are all going to hell. He said he loves hearing that shit though.
Howard took a call from the fake head of Raya who was saying they don't want that douche bag Memet on the app. He said they are looking to get Benjy on there because they want to start a blotchy section. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said he heard the Robert De Niro character in Joker was based on Joe Franklin. Robin said it did come across like that. Howard said it was kind of like that now that he thinks about it. He said he went on that show back in the 80s. He said he tried to make out with Joe.
Robin said it seems like DC has killed off Superman since they haven't had a good one in a while. Howard said the Batman vs. Superman movie was good. Robin said that was a Batman movie. Robin said there hasn't been a good Superman movie. She said the ones that have been made were terrible lately. Howard said he's not sure he agrees with that. Robin asked who the guy is that played him. Howard said he doesn't know but it might be Vin Diesel. Robin said it's not. Howard said it's that Cavill guy. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 10:50am.
Today's show was over around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.