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Howard started the show talking about how Dennis Rodman will be stoping by today. He said that he'll be gloating about his Kim Jong Un meeting. Robin said she thinks he's the only other American to talk to him. Robin wondered if he's going to step aside and let Trump have a relationship with the Marshall. Howard said he doesn't know what's going on.
Howard said he heard Fred playing guitar before the show. Fred said he was just doing a line check. Howard said Fred claims that he's just as good at playing as Billy Corgan. Fred said he wasn't that bold. Robin and Howard said he was. Howard asked if he's sticking by it. Fred said he's had people tell him he's not as good as Billy. He said Billy was like an Eddie Van Halen type back in the day. He said if they go by Smashing Pumpkins stuff then he's just as good.
Howard asked if anyone printed out the lyrics. He said Fred might want to sing. Fred wasn't clear about that. Howard said maybe he'll assist in singing.
Howard asked Fred to get his guitar up. He turned something on and it was making a lot of noise. Howard said when he saw Billy singing ''Bullet with Butterfly Wings'' it looked very complex. Howard started singing the song and Fred was playing something other than ''Bullet with Butterfly Wings.'' Howard started again. Fred started off singing and played guitar. He had a backing track going. He was playing and Howard asked how he knows what he's playing. He didn't even know he was playing with the backing track going.
Howard had Fred start over. Fred turned up the guitar this time. He was singing and playing and Howard said ''Wow'' when he heard that. Howard started singing along with him in the middle of the song.
Howard said that was good. Robin said he's not going to stop. Howard said now he'll turn off the mic again for the rest of the show. Howard said he sounded good. He said he doesn't have a whole band with him though so he gets what he's saying. Howard said they'll have Fred play again in another year. Fred said give or take 6 months.
Howard said despite all of Fred's rage he's still just a rat in a cage. He played a song parody about Fred after that.
Howard said Fred proved again he's a top notch guitar player. He said he's better than all of them. He said that was fun.
Howard said they'll talk to Dennis Rodman later in the show. He said he's one of the NBA all stars. Robin said now he's a diplomat. Howard said he also broke his penis twice, fucked Carmen Electra and got caught cheating on her and said that the women dropped out of the ceiling when she caught him.
Howard said tonight they'll find out if Kid Kelly got in the radio hall of fame. Robin said the voting ends on the 18th. Howard said he's the only one consumed with the hall of fame. He said people don't care if he's in it. Howard said he doesn't care either. He said he's fascinated that someone cares that much to be in it. He said his wife came in to campaign to get him into it. He said Pat Monahan made a commercial to endorse the guy. Howard said he doesn't even know Kid Kelly when he runs into him in the hall. He said he just knows he sounds good.
Howard said Kevin Spacey put out an ad about Kid Kelly. He played the bit they created with a fake Kevin Spacey.
Howard said the votes close tonight. He said it's even more embarrassing that Kid is in this category that they have to compete with other DJs in. He has to get people to vote for him and it's humiliating. Robin said it only helps the radio hall of fame.
Howard said he heard the radio hall of fame is in Chicago and it used to be in some guy's basement. He said now it's housed in a space so you can see it. He said someone told him that Saturday Night Live needed some place to put an exhibit and they rented this space out to them and now all of the radio hall of fame is packed in boxes. He said that's so right on because video got rid of the radio star. He said he's not sure it even exists now.
Howard said Sirius put out a press release asking the employees to vote. He said Joe Madison was mentioned in that too and even he's upset about it. Howard said he's amused that the radio hall of fame is all in boxes now. He said the stuff is all boxed up in those Styrofoam peanuts.
Howard said Harvey Weinstein also endorsed Kid Kelly. He played another bit they did with fake Harvey.
Howard said for real they had Lady Gaga, Maroon 5 and others asking people to vote for Kid Kelly. Robin said he was up against John Tesh too. Howard said someone named Lisa Martinez is also in there. Gary said it's Angie Martinez. Howard said she had a billboard somewhere. He said he's following this and loving it. He said he loves that Kid's wife is busy contacting people. He said it's a meaningless award.
Howard said part of him is hoping that he doesn't win. He wondered if he'd go into a deep dark depression. Robin wondered if it's like what happens when rock stars don't get into the rock hall of fame. Howard said Jon Bon Jovi was upset about not being in it.
Howard said the Angie Martinez billboard was up at the port authority bus station. He said that should get a lot of votes.
Howard said he loves Mariann so she gets to call in. He said he has her on for like 10 seconds. He said people ask like he talks to her for hours.
Howard said traffic is so bad on Long Island on Father's day. He said he got up super early to go visit his father. He said he came from out east and went over to say hello. He said his father is 94 and his mom is 90. He said they're so old. He said they really don't want to see him though. He said they don't even care if he drops off a card. He said that it's a weird family dynamic. He said getting together is a bother for them. He said that's what he got from them.
Howard said his dad was checking his watch every few minutes when he was over. He said he was doing that move where he lifts up his jacket to check his watch. He said he can barely hear now. He said he's stone deaf with the hearing aides. He said it's one move off from just saying ''go!'' He said he thinks the guy has had enough of him.
Howard said he's like a stranger walking into the house. He said they sit down to talk and it's mostly about medical appointments and doctors. He said he plays this game to do something emotional with his dad. He said he turned to his dad and said he wanted to say something to him on Father's day. He said he can't hear so he says ''What?'' He said he tells his dad he wants to thank him for giving him life. He said his dad stares at him. He also told him he wanted to thank him for being supportive of him growing up and paying for college. He said he also thanked him for being full of good advice. He said he was looking at him and just said ''Okay. Very nice.'' He said that was it. He said he got up and left after that.
Howard said Beth wasn't with him. He said she had things to do. He said he talked to his kids for a long time. He said in the afternoon he went out to take a walk in Central Park. He said he was in disguise. He said his doorman didn't recognize him. He said it works. He said then he walked out of the building and a guy said ''Hi Howard.'' He said that he got to the park and no one recognized him. He said no one knows how he is. He said it's a good disguise. He said it's really odd for him because he's been famous a long time and it's kind of neat to walk around and not be noticed. He said Beth tells him they do recognize him but they just don't say anything.
Howard said he looks like a monster when he's in disguise. He said he walked over to the chess house in Central Park. He said then he got a dose of what it's like not to be famous. He said he was watching games and no one asked him to play. He said if he took off his disguise everyone would ask.
Howard said he realized he doesn't like not being famous. He said he'd go to a chess table and people just got annoyed by him. He said he was a tall and creepy guy just watching them. He said if he had taken off his disguise they would have asked him to play a game. He said on one hand it was good he wasn't recognized but then no one was paying attention to him. Robin said the people playing weren't famous. Howard said he felt like Clark Kent.
Howard said his heart started beating fast at one point. He said he thought he was going to pass out. Robin said it's good that he doesn't leave the country then. Howard said some celebrities like leaving because they don't get noticed over in Europe. Howard said he likes it. He said he went to England once and he didn't like it. He said he's bothered when people bother him and when they don't bother him. Robin said Howard is just bothered.
Howard said it bothers him when he loses so his hand will shake if he's playing. He said he's not a good loser. Robin said that's how you learn. Howard said he's learned enough.
Howard said there was a guy playing a 5 minute game and he was on his cell phone the whole time and still beating everyone. He said he thinks the guy's name was Paul.
Howard said if they had known it was him there they would have asked him to play. He said people don't respond well to his physicality when he's not recognized. He said he was walking around and people smell. He said they might be visitors but they stink. He said he's not sure if it's perfume or body odor or what. He said they just smell. He said he walks by and just says ''Oh the humanity.'' He said the park is beautiful but people smell.
Howard said guys running around with their shirts off was bothering him. He said he was in disguise so he was really hot. He said it was like 90 out and he had to bundle up. He said Beth said he looks crazy when he does that. He said he has to do it though. He said the city is stinky when its hot out. Robin said there's so much waste out there being picked up and people pee in doorways.
Robin said you get depressed reading that stuff. Howard said no one cares anymore. He said he should have been a public servant because he cares so much. He said in Viet Nam they would eat raw fish and they got this parasite in them and it resides in your liver. He said it will eventually kill you with liver cancer. He said they have medication for it and they have to give an ultrasound and they can get rid of it once they know about it. He said the vets don't have money so they're not getting this medicine. He said a lot of them are coming down with liver cancer because of that. He said that's why he reads that book.
Howard said he's thinking about this worm's life too. He said he's born into this life and he gets into a raw fish and then into this guy's liver. He asked why there's a worm like that. He said Disney will probably make a movie about that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said the picture of him on Instagram is so handsome. Howard said his wife posted that. He said his daughter told him that he looks kind of hot. He said he actually took that picture of himself. He said it's a self portrait. He said he didn't know Beth was going to post it. He said at the right angle he can look handsome.
The caller asked if his daughters would ever come on his show. Howard said he doesn't bring it up. He said they have a very close personal relationship. He said when they were little girls they'd come on. He said they'd visit and he'd have to hide them so they didn't hear what was going on during the show. He said he finds a bunch of things taboo and he's not sure he'd have them on. He said if they wanted to come on he'd advise them it's probably a mistake. He said he might put them on if they wanted to come on but it's probably best they don't.
Howard said these days you set yourself up to be judged and he hates when his kids are judged and evaluated by trolls and assholes. He said he doesn't need that in his life.
Howard said his kids had a lot of notoriety growing up and he's not sure how good that was for them. Robin said they didn't ask to be famous. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard asked Fred if he regrets that he didn't find the right group of musicians and try to become a rock star. Fred said there is some regret. He said he's not sure he'd have been able to do that. Howard asked if he feels he held him back at all. Fred said not at all. He said he appreciates the opportunities that have been provided to him. Howard told him to calm down.
Howard said he loves music and he read an article by Bob Lefsetz who said at 30 you stop listening to new music. Howard said for him that wasn't true. He said he was listening to a lot of new music in his 40s. Robin said he still listens to it. Howard said not as much as he used to though.
Howard said he was painting over the weekend and he was listening to some new stuff. He said he heard a song by this dude and he thought he discovered something great that no one knew about. He said his name was Mike Shinoda. He said he thought the guy was really good and he'd feature him on the show. Then he started looking him up and he was the guy in Linkin Park. He said that after Chester killed himself Mike was doing his thing. He said this guy is really good. He said he has a song called ''Running From My Shadow.'' Robin said she's pretty sure she heard the song on Sirius over the weekend. Howard played some of it for her.
Howard said the new album is called Post Traumatic. He said that's because it's his album after Chester Bennington killed himself. Howard said he has some other songs to play too. He played another one from Mike.
Howard said he likes some of the new Kanye West music. Robin said she has played some of that on the show. Howard said he thought he discovered it.
Howard took a call from Apples who said that he saw the Letterman thing on Netflix. He asked if Dave asked him to take his glasses off. Howard said no, he just took them off. He said he's indoors and wearing sunglasses. He said he really does that in life. He said he just thinks he looks better that way. He said Ralph always tells him it's a mistake when he takes them off. He said he feels absurd sitting there with them on.
Apples said he can see him doing it to get someone vulnerable. Howard said he doesn't know what he's talking about. Apples said he has very kind eyes and he likes them off. Howard said just go back to being direct. He said all this guy wanted to say was his eyes look nice and he's fumfering around. Robin said she wasn't able to follow what he was saying. Howard said he wants instant replay to go back and hear it.
Apples asked Howard about the shape shifter story that Billy told him and if he feels scared now. Howard said he doesn't feel any different than he did before. He said he was wondering what the fuck was wrong with Billy. He said he likes that guy.
Apples said when he did that song it took him right back. Howard said he's upset that he's not in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. He said they should be in. He said he loves Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone magazine. He said he respects what Jann has done but he's deciding who is in the hall of fame. He said bon Jovi was left out for all these years and the Moody Blues were left out. He said Billy Corgan is one of the best song writers on the planet. He said he didn't just have one hit and went away. He said he was a major force in music. He said he has to get out of this conversation. He hung up on Apples.
Howard said Gary and Jon Hein vote in the Hall of Fame. He said there are no two less deserving people on the planet. Gary said they have nothing to do with who is nominated. He said someone has to nominate them. Howard said they discredit the whole organization be being able to vote. Howard said all he has to do with it is that he listens to music. He said no one is less rock and roll than Jon Hein. He said just take a look at Jon and you'll see he doesn't. He said that he's saying this with peace and love of course.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that it sounded like the band was kind of uneasy and he was pushing some buttons with them. Howard asked if they have put that video up yet. Gary said not yet. Howard said the band looked like they were being held hostage. Robin agreed. Howard said everyone seemed very nervous. He said they had barely talked and they were together for the first time in 17 years. Gary said the performance is up. Howard said go judge for yourself. Howard said he wishes them all luck.
Howard got distracted and asked Fred if he was making noise over there. Fred said it is him. Howard said he sounds like he's in Star Trek or something. He said he just caught up on the Star Trek Beyond movie. He said it was really good.
Howard said there's this E3 thing and Nintendo is announcing a new game. He said people are watching this announcement and people are reacting to seeing it. Howard had JD come in to explain what this game is. JD told Howard about this character named Ridley that people have been asking for in the game. He said that Nintendo didn't want to put it in the game but they finally did. Howard said these people reacting are adults. He said this is their reaction to this announcement. He said it's just disturbing and depressing.
Howard played the clip and these guys were reacting to seeing Ridley in the Smash Brothers game. People were screaming and saying they were going to cry. Howard said that's so disturbing.
Robin said the world health organization is about to announce that video game addiction is a mental health issue. JD said that can't happen. Howard said these are all guys who can't get laid. He said they're acting like this is a chick who's going to fuck them.
Howard played another clip of a guy reacting to a video game announcement. JD said they might be doing this because you can stream live and make money. Howard said he doesn't get it. He said this is over the top. He said this guy Atika is over the top. Then they mention Ridley and this guy goes nuts. He used the N-word so Howard was wondering if it's okay to call the dragon the n-word. Howard played more of the guy freaking out about the announcement.
Howard said JD plays this Madden game. JD said he plays against the computer and he has won Super Bowls. He said he always felt playing online would be too complicated. He said he figured it out. He said he knows how to use cards and stuff to play. He said he is beating people online now. He said he gets that excited when he wins online. Howard asked if he gets this excited. JD said he can. Howard played a clip of this guy getting a Daz Bryant card in the game and he freaks out. JD said you can buy stuff or beat challenges to win the cards. In the clip the guy was screaming when he got the card. Howard said what a douche. Fred played Benjy screaming clips along with that guy screaming.
Howard asked if it's that big of a deal to get that card. JD said it is. He said that was from a few years ago. Howard asked JD about creating his own player and if you can create the best player ever. JD said that's what you can do.
Gary said Brent doesn't like the way JD plays because it's kind of cheating. Howard asked him to come in and talk about that. Brent came in and said that JD is creating a super player and he doesn't play that way. He plays with the team he gets. Howard asked if JD really said ''More handsomer'' about his player. JD said he did. Howard asked how he went to college speaking like that. He played a Little Mikey song parody about JD after that.
Howard asked JD about this Madden game. He said Brent is given a team and he sticks with it. JD said there are parts of the game where you get what is given to you and then you can make your own player in the franchise part. Howard said he has no idea what he's saying. He had to ask Brent what he's talking about. Brent explained it to him. Brent said he plays with the players as they are. He said playing with a super human player isn't the way you want to play. Brent said when your team sucks you have to do something to get them in there. Howard asked if JD is giving his characters steroids in a way. JD said life is tough enough and sometimes he just wants to win. He said he just wants to be happy for once.
Brent said he'll play with a shitty team just to see how far he can get them without messing with them.
Gary said that if JD is playing and he starts losing he'll quit a game before it counts. JD said that's only in the franchise part. He said that he did that for years. Howard asked how you live with that. JD said it's just a game. He said he doesn't talk about that a lot.
Gary said Shuli played soccer against him a year ago and JD is a very bad sport. JD said he didn't have a headset. Gary said that he hasn't played since. Howard asked what JD is doing. JD said he's wasting his life away.
Shuli came in and said that you play against friends to have fun. JD said he was scoring goals because he's an expert at the game. Shuli said he was talking shit to him and he wasn't responding. JD said he didn't have a headset. Shuli said he did go ''Aw shit'' when he lost. Howard asked how he has time for this. Shuli said he brings it on the road to play. Brent said he plays about an hour a night. He said he has it carved out for the evenings.
Howard said how about going outside and do something instead of playing games inside. He played more audio of the guy freaking out about the Dez Bryant card.
Howard said he has a clip of a guy getting a Zen Meteor thing in a game. JD said that it's in the game Destiny. JD said he doesn't play that one. Shuli said he has played. He said it's like a scratch off ticket. Howard played a clip of the kid freaking out about it when he got the Zen Meteor. He was screaming and freaking out about it. Howard said shut up. He wasn't sure if it was a dude or not.
Howard said they made a phony phone call with that clip. He said they called the Donna Corleone show with that clip. He played the phony phone call they made where they had the kid screaming.
Howard said he's still trying to wrap his head around this. He said JD is creating his own super character in the game. JD said he spent like 15-20 minutes creating it. He said he named it JD Harmeyer. Shuli asked how tall he is in the game. JD said he's like 6'6''. Brent asked if he gave it all 99 strengths and all of that. JD said you have to build your way up to that.
Howard took a call from JD's player who said he's the opposite from JD in every way. He said he doesn't spend any time with webcam girls or anything like that. He said he goes jogging and he has a life unlike JD.
Howard asked why everyone isn't just inventing this guy. JD said maybe they are. He said you do what you want with the game. He said he's not the best player.
Howard asked if JD deletes the game if he's not winning so he doesn't have a bad record. JD said he has. Shuli said he almost got into a fist fight with a guy who turned off his computer in the middle of a game. Howard asked if JD has won playing online. JD said he has. He said that's not with his super player though. He said you can build up teams online.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked what level he plays on. JD said he plays pro but not All Madden. Howard said JD is middle aged now and this is not cute. He did his impression of him. Shuli said he's not playing at the top level even with his super player. JD said when he does franchise mode he has that character. Howard said he's lost and he's not even at Madden level. JD said he has.
Howard said JD is like 40 now. JD said he isn't 40 yet. He said he's turning 39. JD was arguing with the caller about how to play.
Howard asked if he buys the online currency in the game. JD said he has. He said he is well aware of how ridiculous that is.
Howard asked how you win in the game if you buy players. JD said that they match you up with someone who has done something similar. Howard said he wouldn't do that.
Shuli asked how much money he's spent in the game. JD said it's probably $1000. Howard said triple that. Shuli said this is why he can't play online anymore.
Gary said baseball season is even worse for JD. JD said that he hardly plays MLB the Show. Howard asked if JD has asked his fiancee if she wants to have children. JD said they haven't really. He said neither of them are looking to have kids at the moment. Howard asked if he has ever asked her. JD said he hasn't asked her that particular question but they have talked about it. Howard said he had better have that discussion. He said he's not going to have time for kids if he's doing this. JD said they have talked about it. Howard asked how old she is. JD said she just turned 30. He said they are both clear that they're not looking to have kids at the moment. He said they don't want kids right now. He said maybe eventually. Howard asked if she has said she never wants to be a mother. JD said she is more worried about getting a dog. He said he doesn't want either one right now. Howard said JD is immature. He said he can't have a kid.
The caller asked how much time JD is playing a week. JD said it's like a half hour a day. Howard said triple that. JD said she'll yell at him if he plays too much. Shuli said you can lose track of time playing and they have a way of reminding you of that. Howard said tell her to get into some football. JD said he's not going to do that. He said she does allow him to play while she's doing other things. Howard asked if she lets him play. JD said in a way. Howard asked if he has to ask if he can play. JD said he does sometimes.
Shuli said he got yelled at during a game online one day. He said the other players heard it and goofed on him. Shuli said the kid he was playing against asked if that was his mom.
The caller asked if they have gotten into any games that they can play together. JD said they did try that. He said she wast that into it.
Howard said JD has to sit down tonight and ask his fiancee what her future plans are. He said he's going to be married to this woman. JD said they won't be thinking about it for years. He said she has said she doesn't want kids right now. Howard asked if he ever wants kids. JD said he doesn't know. Howard said he has to think about this. He said he knows he's all excited about this wedding.
Howard asked JD if he can see himself in 5 years having a baby with her. JD said sure if that's what she wants. JD said he's not sure where he'll be in 5 years. Howard asked why he can't get through to him. Robin said she has never seen JD like this before. Howard said he's going to be JD and JD can be his wife. Howard was JD asking her about this baby thing. JD was putting on a girl voice. JD said he could have a kid some day. He said he never said he didn't want kids.
Howard said he has to get that it takes up time. JD said he gets that. He said that's why he doesn't want a dog right now. He said that takes up time. JD said he can put up a fight or just let it happen and deal with it. Shuli asked what the argument is about not getting a dog. JD said it's money and time. Robin said if he can't handle a dog... Howard said this can end the marriage if she wants a kid and he doesn't.
JD said if he felt that strongly it wouldn't be an issue. Howard played a song parody with JD's noises.
Howard said JD is cheating in Madden football and stopping the game when he's losing. JD said he hasn't done that all the time. Shuli said the game is $60 in the store and he's spent $1000 on it. Howard said triple that. He said the interest on that game alone would be huge.
Howard asked what the biggest shame for JD. Spending his tax refund on a stripper or $1,000 on an imaginary football game. Shuli said it's the game. He said that the strip club he gets it. He said that you got something for your money. Brent agreed with Shuli. Robin said they're a dead heat. She said it's all wasted money. Shuli said that you don't have to waste the money on the game. He said you do with the stripper.
Howard asked JD what he thinks. JD said the $800 on the stripper was the worst. He said he had to walk home after that. JD said it was bad that night. He said he was drinking and he was caught up in what was going on. Howard asked if he came in his pants. JD said it was just sad. He said he can't even get into it.
Howard said what a life. JD said that was a time when he hardly had any money. Howard said it was 800 bucks and he just wanted companionship. JD said yes. Brent asked if he got to suck her tits at all. JD said he doesn't want to get into it. Brent said he could have gone to a jack shack for $150.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loves when JD plays the female in his scenario. He said he was being an actor. He said he also does an Ed Torian so he asked if he can do that for him. Howard had him do it and it was an okay impression. Howard said call in tomorrow if he wants to be a part of that when Ed is in.
Howard said they have to take a break and get to Dennis Rodman. He spent a little time talking about how great Dennis was in the NBA and how no one plays like he did. Howard said he'll be in there in a minute. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said they have Dennis Rodman there. He said this is a man who won 5 championships. He gave some of his stats and said they're unbelievable. Howard said he's done it all. Robin said he's not hearing any of that. Howard said he'll read it all back to him. He read it back and went over this stats once again. He said no one does that anymore. Dennis said not even close. Howard said Wilt Chamberlain is the only guy who had more than him. Howard said that's some accomplishment. Dennis said that's just like Howard. Howard said he wasn't a tall and big kid when he was growing up. Dennis said he was like 5'7'' and his sister was like 6'1'' or so. Howard said when he went to college he grew a foot. Howard said he grew in college too. He said that doesn't happen usually. Dennis said that they say that his kids didn't hit puberty until 20 or 21. He said his son is 6'9''. Howard said he's small compared to players now.
Howard said that Dennis would study the way the ball would hit the backboard so he could be a good rebounder. Dennis said he'd go to practice and watch while his friends shot the ball. He said he'd watch rotation and all of that. He said he wasn't a high jumper. He said he knew where to position. Howard asked if he would watch Scotty Pippin's ball would land. Dennis said hopefully his wife. He said he'd watch him in practice and he'd shoot a flat shot. He said Jordan threw more of an arch. Dennis said if you shoot straight on it comes straight out. Howard said to study that is brilliant. Dennis said people today don't know how to rebound. He said they're all 3 pointers now. Howard said the rebound on that is harder to get. Dennis said it is.
Dennis said it's been a while since he was there. Howard said it's like 5 years now. Howard said Dennis was on Celebrity Apprentice and he was fired for misspelling Melania. Dennis said he did. He said he got one letter wrong. He said that he is just Donald to him. He said he and Donald got along real well. He said he supported him a lot on the show. He said he was the happy guy on the show who was partying. He said Trump liked that. He said they get along well.
Howard asked if he gets shit for supporting Trump. He said especially in the black community. Dennis said that's a tough question. He said he doesn't get into the racial stuff because that's not his concern. He said that people are treating it so seriously. He said that Howard has lived in New York a long time. He said you see people of all cultures and people don't care there. Howard said there are a lot of racial problems there in New york. Dennis said you don't hear people yelling the N-word and all of that. Howard said it's a little more subtle. He said there are black guys who get shit and can't find jobs because of racism. He said he knows a black guy who can't buy a house in a white neighborhood.
Dennis said in sports people get along. He said he doesn't fight the whole thing. He said that you can't win with that.
Howard said he saw that Sarah Huckabee Sanders called him. He said that Donald should have called him. He asked if he was upset about that. Dennis said he didn't even know who she was. He cracked up when he said that. Dennis said that he had to have a friend tell him who she was. He said that he wondered where Donald was. He said it was cool that she called. He said she expressed that he was very happy about what he did. Howard said he gave Kim Jong Un the Trump book. Dennis said he gave him that 2 or 3 years ago.
Howard asked what his biggest accomplishment is. He asked if it's the championship wins, banging Carmen Electra or getting Trump and Kim Jong Un together. Dennis said you can fuck anyone. Howard said that's not his story. Dennis said he thinks the championship wins are the biggest thing. He said that the Kim Jong Un thing was a long time coming. He called him the Marshall. Dennis said that's what they call him over there.
Howard said he wants to talk about his relationship with Carmen Electra. Howard said Dennis grew up and had it rough. He said his father left when he was like 3 years old. Dennis said he has no idea actually. He said there were a lot of guys coming and going in the projects. He said his mother was working 3 jobs and getting slapped around. He said that it was very difficult. He said it was hit or miss back then. He said you sit there wanting to kill the person. Dennis said he's had so many times he could have fucked up. Howard said he wasn't a high school basketball player. He said he didn't even have that.
Howard asked if gang life was prevalent when he was growing up. Dennis said that there was a lot of violence and when white people would drive through they would get beaten. He said he thought that was normal. Howard said when Martin Luther King got killed he was afraid to go to school.
Howard asked how old he was when he started playing basketball. Dennis said he didn't start until he was 19. He said he was like 6'4'' and he would walk through the living room and see his mother with the guy she was hanging out with. He said that he'd see cocaine and weed and guns. He said every day or a year he would look over here. He said he never fell into that trap. He said he never got into drugs. He said he's never had any drugs other than alcohol. He said he never even tried coke. Howard said that's a miracle. He said there's like a hand on his shoulder. Dennis said that you just learn from running around loose. Howard said his father's real name was Filanderer. He said that means a guy who fucks around. Dennis said he has 29 kids with 17 women. He said that they basically kicked him out of the Philippines. He said he has no clue why but they asked him to leave.
Howard asked how he has his sanity. He said his dad didn't want to hang with him but he had 29 kids. Dennis said he doesn't have any hatred toward him. He said that he wrote a book about him and it was a best seller. Howard asked how he has a book if he never saw him. Dennis said life is too short to get pissed off about that. Howard asked how he can write a book if he doesn't know him. Dennis said desperate times mean desperate measures. He said he never knew the guy but he's sure his ex-wives got all of his money. He said he moved to Chicago thinking he might see him there. He said he lives in L.A. though so he never did.
Howard said after high school his mom threw him out of the house. He said he was an airport janitor for a while. Dennis said he went to jail too. He said he stole watches from a store in the airport. He said he stole 50 watches. Howard asked how jail was. Dennis said he was only in for 2 or 3 days. He said he had never been in trouble before. He said he was just 18 years old. He said that was another turning point in his life.
Dennis said they dropped the charges and his mother kicked him out the next day. He said he lived on the street for 2 years after that. Dennis said he was sleeping in back yards and on couches. He said his mother saw him playing basketball. He said he won a trophy and she saw him and asked him to come back home. He said he went back home thinking it was a joke. He said when he went back to the house there was a knock on the door. He said two white guys asked if he was Dennis Rodman. He said they asked him to come play for them in Oklahoma. Dennis said that was a learning experience. He said he tried out and he was given a 3 year scholarship. He said he went home that day on a Greyhound bus. He said he packed up everything he had and said he was never ever coming back there. He said he stopped talking to his mom after that. He said he wasn't mad at her though. He said it was just so odd. He said they never got along. He said they didn't have that mother/son relationship.
Howard asked if his mother is still alive. Dennis said he saw her a couple of months ago and she was on her death bed. He said she had some freak illness. Dennis said she was in there for months. He said his mother opened her eyes and she was okay. He said he went to see her in Dallas and that was the first time in like 8 years. He said that went well. He said it's like leaving home and expecting things to change but they don't. He said it was the same thing.
Howard asked if his mother ever kissed them as kids. Dennis said she never did. He said he doesn't blame her though. Howard said he was a cute kid. Dennis said he wasn't that cute. Howard said she had him and she never kissed him or said she was proud of him. Dennis said she never did. He said that now she just goes to church. He said she keeps him low key. He said she's never said that she's his mom. Howard asked if she ever came to any games. Dennis said she did once. He said she sat really far away. He said she came to the all star game too and he broke down crying saying he wished he was a better son. Howard said it sounds like she should have been a better mother.
Howard asked if Chuck Daley was the first guy to treat him like a son. Dennis said James Rich was the first guy to do that. He said that they took him in and he felt like he had a family there. He said they didn't treat him like a black guy, they treated him like part of the family. Howard said he met this kid in college and he had killed his best friend in a hunting accident. He said Dennis befriended this kid. Dennis said that he didn't know what was wrong with the guy and he started talking to him. He said the kid was 11 years old. He said that it was weird for him to do that because he was a 6'8'' tall black guy. He said he was in Oklahoma at the time. Howard asked how he met this kid. Dennis said it was in a basketball camp. He said he just walked over and asked the kid what was up and he told him to get the fuck away from him. Dennis said he found out a long time after that when he found out that he had killed his friend. He said he talked to this kid for 3 hours and the kid eventually came over to him. He said he stood right beside him and he joined them to play. Dennis said they were in the gym playing and this kid was in there playing. He said he went home that day and told his mom and dad about how great this new friend is. Dennis said the kid never mentioned that he was black. He said that's the best part of the story. He said next thing you know he's at the door of the gym and the kid asked him to come to his house for dinner. He said no at first but his dad was on his way. Dennis said there was a white guy standing in the door and this guy turned more white when his son told him this was his friend.
Dennis said that the guy didn't say a word. He said this guy was a country fed farmer type raising cows. He said he got in the car with the guy and rode to the house with them. He said they drove by a pickup truck full of guys drinking beer and they drive by this country store. He said next thing he knows all of the guys are in their trucks speeding up to the car. He said they get to the house and get out and he's introduced to the kid's mother. He said she probably had 2 heart attacks. He said he introduced him to the mother as Brian's friend Dennis. Howard said that must have shocked the hell out of them. He said that he was 10 years older than this kid too. Dennis said they went to sit down and in the ghetto they don't have anything fancy. He said they had all of this really fancy stuff. He said Brian had him sit next to him. He said the kid gets him a mug because he said he had lips so big that he should have a mug. He said they had their dinner after that and he had never eaten on that kind of plate and stuff.
Dennis said after dinner they went out to play basketball. He said this little white kid blurted out this comment. He said he asked his mom if Dennis stays over at the house. Dennis said he was like ''Hold on.'' He said that he didn't ask for that. He said the mom went to the back room and started crying. He said the dad went back and calmed her down. Dennis said that he was told he could stay over. He said he was ready to go home though. Dennis said he went back to the room and he was hanging off the bed. He said they get ready for bed and the mom says she loves Brian. He said then she said good night Dennis.
Dennis said her son wasn't in the bed the next morning. He said he was laying right there in his arms. He said the mom walked in and sees that and screams and runs out of the house. He said Brian gets up and goes to get his mom. He said he had to calm her down. Dennis said that she was crying because he had finally gotten to her son to open up. He was all fucked up from the hunting accident. He said that once she saw that she was afraid and happy at the same time. Dennis said the dad asked him to come live with them after that. Dennis said he was like ''what?'' Howard said that's amazing. Dennis said that right there gave him a drive to keep going and to work hard. He said he got his work ethics from that farm.
Howard said that might be the most mind blowing story. He said that they were in this area and they trusted him and brought him in. He said that might be his greatest accomplishment in his life. Dennis said his life has changed so much up and down over time. Howard asked if he's still in touch with them. Dennis said that he is with Brian. He said Jim might be in his last days now. He said he should go see him but he's so busy traveling. He said Jim gave him a lot. Howard said he should go see him before he dies. Dennis said that he did say he was going to go see him before August. He said he's going to take time out to go do that.
Dennis said that his mother is in the same situation and she comes first. Howard said that must have been a really important thing for him. He asked if that's more important than all of the chicks he was fucking. Dennis said they say that Jack Johnson was a big star. He said in college he was having sex with white women. He said he was having sex with a guy's ex-wife and 3 guys came to get him out of the dorm. He said they put him in a truck and took him down to the park. He said they had Brian and him by a tree and they were beating on him. He said that they put a gun to his head. He said Brian was there screaming his head off. He said he was yelling at them not to hurt him. He said once it was over he ran over to him. He said Brian could tell him the same story.
Dennis said that Brian didn't see color. He said he just saw his friend with a gun to his head. Howard asked if he thought he was going to die. Dennis said he thought he was going to get beat up.
Dennis said that it's like Howard. Howard said no white women were fucking him. Dennis said it's like what's going on in the world today. He said that the Kim Jong Un thing is a story of hope. He said that people ask why he did that. Howard said he has issues with Kim. He said that he locks people up and kills them. He said he gets what Dennis is trying to do though. He said that he's trying to make things better.
Dennis said this guy is 34 years old. Howard said no one knew how old he was when he went there the first time. Dennis said that he has a daughter too and no one knew that. He said that he brought a jersey for her. He said that he asked people why people are so mad at this guy. He said he's 28 and he just inherited this bullshit. He said he didn't create it. He said the sad thing is that out of the blue he said maybe he can do something different.
Howard asked why he went over there when they had this meeting. Dennis said he just went to see what would come out of that meeting. He said he never thought they would invite him. Dennis said everything he was trying to say to people was falling on deaf ears. He said he was just trying to bring some openness to North Korea. Howard said Obama was upset the first time. He said that we didn't have diplomatic relations with North Korea. Howard asked if he was scared the first time. Dennis said no. He said he thought it was just another paid gig. He said he didn't know he was going to meet that guy.
Howard asked about what happened when he came home and people were calling him names. Dennis said that hurt. He said it gave him an opportunity to explain what's going on. He said that he was just there to talk sports. Howard asked if he banged Kim's sister. Dennis said that he's not going there. He said that he's not sure why he's even going near that. He said that he won't talk about that.
Dennis said that Howard was talking about this guy Vo who he thanked. He said he heard him goofing around with that. Howard didn't know what he was talking about. Dennis said Vo is there with him today. Howard said he'll get to him later.
Howard brought up Carmen Electra and how much of a beauty she was. He said that he had this relationship with her and he bets he regrets what happened. Dennis said that it was just one of those things. He said that he loved the girl and it was just bad timing. He said that she was doing her thing and his wildness was out of control. He said that wasn't her cup of tea. Howard said he tells the story about him getting caught cheating and he tells Carmen that they fell out of the ceiling. Howard said that had to have ended the marriage.
Howard said Dennis has had a lot of women. Dennis said there's no shame in that. Howard asked if he's capable of loving one woman or is that impossible. Dennis said he was so into Dennis and being the party guy that he didn't know how to be the family man.
Dennis said Howard settled down and got the wife and all of that. He asked if he's 90 now. Howard said he's 64. Dennis said he met Howard's wife years ago. He said that she was playing pool on some TV show she had. Howard said that's his wife.
Howard asked Dennis if he's married now. Dennis said he's not. He said that he's trying to be a better dad now. He said he has gone to rehab and he's trying not to be like his own father. He said he's sober now. He said it's been since January. He said it's very tough though. Howard asked what that mechanism is that makes you keep drinking. He asked if he thinks he can just have one. Dennis said the reason he drank was because he was bored. Howard said when it's all over he has nothing. Dennis said you keep yourself occupied. He said he was all about enjoyment. He said he was hanging out and drinking. He said after a while he got a DUI. He said he thought that one was on him. He said no one else did it. He said he went to rehab for that and he got back on track. He said he lived life again after that.
Howard asked if he's come close to having a drink. Dennis said he's always in bars. He said that it's cool though. He said it's too much. Howard said he needs a hobby or something to keep him busy. Dennis said the North Korea thing helped keep him busy.
Howard asked why he asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders to tell Trump to go on the air and mention him. He asked if he thinks he started the ball running. Dennis said that he will be friends until the day they die. He said he supports him as a friend. He said that he doesn't want anything. He said that Trump can have all of the credit. Dennis said that he would like to thank Donald for helping him over the years. Howard asked if he will reach out to other dictators like the guy in Syria. Dennis laughed and said he really wants him to get his head chopped off. Howard said why not more diplomacy. Dennis said it was fun going to Guam. He said they treated him like he was Trump there. He said that they were happy they weren't going to get bombed.
Howard said he wants to talk about pussy for one more second. Dennis said that he's 64 years old and he must not be getting enough at home. Howard dropped it after that.
Howard said Dennis has this show The Dennis and Vo Show. He said he has no idea who this guy is. Dennis said they were talking about Vo on the show the other day.
Howard asked Dennis about what he does for work outs and stuff like that. Dennis said that Vo wants to come in and say something to him. Howard said he has no idea who he is but he can come in. Howard said he's his manager. Dennis said that's Vo right there. Howard said he's never met him before. Vo said that Dennis is doing so much good out there now. He said now we're seeing the result of it. Howard asked if he will get the Nobel Peace Prize. Vo said he deserves it. Dennis said that these guys did all of the leg work to make all of that happen.
Howard asked Gary if he thinks he deserves the prize. Gary said sure because he did all of the work. Dennis said if Donald gets that prize he just wants a handshake and a hug. Robin asked if he has seen him since he became president. Dennis said he saw him once. He said he's just like a thank you or even a hand shake.
Howard asked if he can call him. Dennis said that he can't call him. He said there's no way he can do that. Howard asked Vo why that is. Vo said he's just one phone call away. He said that Dennis introduced what Americana is to North Korea.
Howard asked Dennis about banging Madonna for a year. Dennis said he did. Howard asked if he got laid in North Korea at all. Dennis said that wasn't his purpose. Howard said Dennis was on this island that Kim has over there. He said it's all tricked out. Vo said it's all marble and all tricked out. Dennis said they have an all girl band over there that plays everything. Vo said they were playing the theme from Dallas while they were there. Howard said this is what we don't know about that place. Howard asked how long he was on the island. Dennis said it was 4 days. Howard asked about the band. Dennis said they follow him around the world wherever he goes. Howard asked what songs Kim Jong Un likes. Dennis said that they like ''My Way'' and songs like that. Howard asked if he speaks English. Dennis said he has an interpreter. Howard said he seemed to know what Trump was saying when he was talking to him.
Howard asked if there are girls who service you over there. Dennis said no. He said that it's not like that. He said they went on a boat and they had like 70 people on the boat. He said they were jet skiing and things like that. He said it was so much fun.
Vo said when Dennis made a speech he said his father and grandfather did some fucked up shit but he's trying to change things. He said that Kim got up and started clapping. He said he thought they were dead but Kim clapped. Howard said he'll take an anti-aircraft gun and kill you after doing something like that. Howard asked if there were hot chicks on the yacht. Dennis said it was the band and some other people.
Howard asked if Dennis was hitting on anyone. Dennis said that's not cool. Howard asked if he's saying he didn't fuck anyone over there. Dennis said not everyone can lay pipe like Howard. Howard said he would imagine that he can command chicks to have sex. Dennis said that wasn't his purpose over there. Howard said Kim wants to come here to see a basketball game. Dennis said that Trump does want him to come there. Vo said Kim wants to see Madison Square Garden.
Dennis said they have to get Howard over to North Korea. Howard said he's not going anywhere. Dennis said that Howard hates Trump. Howard said how dare you. He said he has had a long relationship with Donald. He said he's one of the best guests ever on the show. He said he doesn't agree with him politically. He said he doesn't get the whole thing with Hillary. He said his politics are different.
Dennis asked who can compare to Howard and take over for him. Howard said maybe Vo. Howard said they are doing a show together. Vo said they're shopping it around and trying to sell it.
Howard said Dennis is one of the few guys to have dated Robin. Robin said it was just dinner one night. Robin said she saw who he was as a human being that night. She said that came out. Dennis said that he's blessed to be able to do what they do.
Howard asked what this Dennis and Vo show is about. Vo said they talk about everything. Howard said they should put it on North Korean TV. Howard said he wants to know if he's going to go back to dating Robin. Robin answered and said no. Dennis said they had a good time that night. Robin agreed. She said that Dennis was involved with 5 different women at the time. Dennis said that if they did date Robin would never hear the end of it from Howard. Robin said Dennis was a gentleman that night. Dennis said that he's doing a show tomorrow. Vo said he's doing Megyn Kelly's show. Howard said she's going to ask him how he hangs with a man who kills people. Dennis said that Donald said that Trump said that he can figure someone out in one minute but it took him 6 hours to figure that shit out.
Howard said he's lived some life. Vo said they have a gift for Howard. Howard said he can't handle that much cock. He thanked Dennis for saving them from the nuclear holocaust.
Dennis said they got Howard something. It was a basketball with Howard and Dennis' face on the ball. It says ''Vo is us'' on the ball. Howard thanked him for that.
Howard asked what he learned about Kim Jong Un that they don't know. Dennis said that he considers that guy a kid. He said he's so young. He said he's never been out in the world. He said that he's open for change. He said always give people a chance. Howard asked if he ever told him he has a shitty hair cut. Dennis said he thought it was cool as fuck. Vo said he's like the North Korean Elvis. Howard said he's lucky enough to have that hair and he has it cut like that. Howard asked if they ever talked about chicks. Dennis said that he does like the women in America. He said he likes Howard Stern's wife.
Howard said Dennis wants to thank some people. Dennis got in some plugs and mentioned some names of people he wanted to thank. He naked Charlie Sheen, Phil Jackson and some guy who used to come up to the show all the time with him. Dennis thanked a bunch of others and then Howard and Robin too. He said that Robin has been around a long time and he's very happy she's still doing this. Howard said he wants to thank Robin too. He said he loves this woman. Dennis said she beat cancer and that's amazing. Howard said he blew it when he didn't date Robin. Dennis said he has to thank Vo too. He mentioned a bunch of other names too. He was going on and on mentioning names. Howard said how about Dr. Drew. Dennis thanked him and Eddie Vedder too. Howard said that's the guy he wants to hang with. Dennis said he and Howard can jerk off while Eddie plays music. Dennis also thanked his mom and dad.
Howard asked Dennis to thank him if he gets the Nobel prize. Dennis said he can't do that. Howard said he just thanked Vo. Vo said he goes to North Korea with Dennis Rodman. Howard said that Kim Jong killed his brother and uncle too. Dennis said he didn't know that. Howard said it's like he's just going ''Lalalalalala'' when he says that stuff. Howard said he was the greatest rebounder in basketball history. Howard asked what he thinks about Lebron James. Dennis said he's good. Howard asked if they give him shout outs. Dennis said they do.
Howard asked if Dennis would fuck Melania or Ivanka. He said he has to give an answer. Dennis said he can't answer that. Howard asked who he would choose. Dennis said that he can't answer that. He said he thinks that Melania is more sexy. Howard said he'd fuck her. Dennis said he can't say that. He said he's just saying that she's sexier. Howard asked Dennis to do an F, Marry Kill with those two and Kim Jong Un's sister. Dennis wasn't answering that.
Howard took a call from Kim Jong Un who said that he has to come to the compound with big titty Robin. Howard wrapped up after that. Dennis and Vo got in more shout outs before they went to break.
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Howard said it's mind blowing that this can happen in this country. He said he needed a Dennis Rodman at 11 years old too. He said how about these parents that saw this was the only thing that was opening their kid up. Robin said she hears stories like that a lot about sports figures in tennis. She said Maria Sharapova's father brought her over here to live and did anything he could to keep her in tennis lessons.
Howard said imagine that family had moved in Michael Jackson to stay in the house. He said who know what would have happened. Robin said sometimes things work out. Robin said that when he said she screamed and ran she thought something bad had happened. It turns out she was happy.
Howard said it's time for news. They played Robin into it with a song parody. Robin said she likes that they heard a little opera. Howard said that they call that Gropera. He said that it's groping and opera mixed. He said that was by Daniel Mendelson.
Robin started her news with some Father's day stories. Robin said Chris Cornell committed suicide and left behind a wife and at least one daughter. Robin said the 13 year old daughter commemorated this Father's day by releasing a cover of ''Nothing Compares 2 U'' where the two of them did a duet. Howard said this is sad. He said it's very touching. He let the song play though. He said that's beautiful. He said that kid can sing too. He said Fred should record a song with his daughter. Fred laughed and said he'll see if he can coax her into it. Howard said this is a good segue into Musical Radio. He played a bit where they had people singing their answers about suicide. Howard said next week they'll get people's take on abortion. Robin read more about what Chris' daughter Toni wrote about her dad on father's day. Howard did a live commercial read and took a break after that.
After the break they played a Tan Mom song parody. Howard came back and did another live commercial read.
Howard said that he wasn't kidding when he said Dennis Rodman should have married Robin. He said that was the best thing that could have happened to him. He said there you go. Robin said he's a wise man. Howard said he's ambassador Rodman. Robin said he should take on some other country too. Howard said how about Iran. Robin said go wherever. Howard said imagine he takes on the Ayatollah Khomeini.
Robin had more Father's day celebrity stuff to get to. Robin said that Tommy Lee Jones got into it with his son on Instagram. Robin had the details of that fight. She read what the kid was saying to Tommy after his post about his kids. Howard said Robin's parents couldn't be two worse parents but you never see a Twitter war there. Howard said he can only imagine that war. Robin said she did write that book. Howard said maybe he'll start a Twitter war with his parents. He went into his mother's voice and had a conversation with her over Twitter. He had her talking about how she listens to Mark and Brian and things like that.
Robin read a story about Bill Cosby being at home on Father's day while he waits for his sentencing. Robin said that his wife has left home and moved to Massachusetts. Robin said she took their chef and other staff with her. She also too their 3 grown daughters with her. Howard said she could have just stayed there for a few months. Robin said they say that there was a lot of arguing between them since the verdict. Robin said she wants a divorce and he'd begging her to stay. Robin read that Cosby's people are saying those stories are not true. Howard said she's probably afraid of Cosby. Robin said she was one of the driving forces and she was very involved in how they fought the case. Robin said he has fired his entire legal team because he's upset with them. Howard said you don't want to go to prison in your 80s. He said that's not fun. Howard said he's been named the next bachelor for next season. He had a quick bit he played before he did another live commercial read. That led to Howard talking about the time share buy out company he just did the commercial for. He said that this guy gets people out of their time shares. He said that's a brilliant idea. Howard said imagine that guy's story. He said he was probably sitting around thinking about it and came up with the idea.
Robin read a story about how one of her favorite people is being targeted by the #MeToo movement. Robin said he's getting dumped by everyone. She said it was Chris Hardwick. Howard said he saw that over the weekend. He said he asked who that was when they mentioned his name. Howard said he forgot he hosts ''The Talking Dead.'' Howard said he didn't know the guy as Chris Hardwick. Robin said a girlfriend of a few years ago wrote and posted something the other day not naming him but enough detail for people to know it was Chris. Robin said she accused him of being emotionally abusive. Robin said he put out a statement saying he has never abused anyone as far as he's concerned. Robin said that he also wrote that they broke up after she cheated on him. Howard asked if he lost any shows because of this. Robin said yes. She said that he lost his ''Talking with Chris Hardwick'' show. Robin said now they have delayed the start of the show. JD came in and said they were supposed to premiere the show last night and they just put up a message saying it wasn't airing. Robin said they're doing an investigation first. She said he was supposed to be a big part of Comic-Con this year too but now he won't be doing that. Robin said they've pulled him out of that. Robin said he's also supposed to be part of a music festival. They have pulled away too. Robin said he had a game show called The Wall that they pulled. Howard asked who knew he was Mr. Show Business. Robin said he may have to take some time until the air clears. Howard said he thought he was on Singled Out too. Gary said he was. Howard said he's burning up show business. Robin said things were really starting to pop for him. Robin said that people were putting pressure on AMC to drop this stuff. Howard said he thought he was good on Talking Dead. He said he could get excited about anything.
Gary said Chris sold the Nerdist company to Legendary Films for a shit load of money. Howard said he couldn't have gotten that much money. Gary said that he did. Howard asked how much. Gary said that they were talking about it being millions. He said he'd look it up. Robin said she'd not sure what a ''shit load'' of money is. Howard said they say he's worth $15 million on Celebrity Net Worth.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that people are overreacting to this. He said the woman didn't mention him by name and they're jumping to conclusions. Ralph said that Lions Gate, who bought Nerdist, took off every mention of his name from the Nerdist thing. Howard said Chris is married to Lydia Hearst who is Patty Hearst's daughter so he must have a ton of money. Howard said he probably doesn't even have to work. Howard did another live commercial read after that. They spent a short time talking about Bebe Rexha after that since the commercial was for her. Howard was talking about how hot she is. Robin said she's 21 years old. Fred said he saw 28. Howard said they'll average it out at 23.
Robin read a story about Billy Bob Thornton. Robin said he has a new season of a Netflix series that's coming out. Robin said he's running around doing promotion. Angelina Jolie's name came up and he disclosed why he divorced her. Robin had some audio of him talking about that. Billy Bob said that they had different lifestyles and his was agoraphobic. He said they just had a different path in life. Howard said good for him. He said he's not leaving his house either. Howard said he met some women who were world travelers when he was dating and he didn't think that could last. He said Beth had gotten it out of her system so that worked out for them. He said imagine being trapped in a house with him for a whole weekend. He said she vowed to retire from all fun when she married him. He said thank god she got to see the world.
Robin read a story about the world cup going on. Robin said that people get very excited about this. She said Germany won last year and yesterday they were playing Mexico City yesterday and Mexico City won. Robin said the people went crazy. Robin had some audio of what was going on and it caused a minor earthquake from so many people stomping their feet at the same time. Robin said it made it to the Richter scale. Howard asked if they got the whole world to stomp up and down if we could cause and earthquake. Robin said maybe buy why would you want to do that? Howard said he could never get that excited about something like that. Robin said even the people on the field playing don't get that excited about it. Howard said he thinks it's weirdos. Robin said everyone is a weirdo then. Howard said she hit it right on the head again. Robin said in Philly they had to grease the light poles so people couldn't climb them. Howard said he doesn't get that. He said there was a guy who ate horse shit when the Eagles won. He said that's crazy. He said all that happened was they won a Super Bowl. He said he didn't even turn over a car when he lost his virginity. He said think of the logic there. He said a football team that plays near their house won and now it's time to be a moron. He said he can't reason with that. He said they are morons. He said he loves fucking but he never goes that berserk. He said Beth had sex with him this weekend and he didn't go out and climb a pole. He said people are nuts. Howard went on and on about how ridiculous people can be and how he'd never do anything like that no matter how excited he got.
Robin read a story about the pope talking about aborting babies that might have disabilities is wrong. She said it's like the Nazis trying to develop a master race. Howard said they should make him go and take care of kids with Down syndrome and severe disabilities. Howard said then he'll listen to him. Robin said he says that the kids should come as God sends them. Howard said ''Next!'' He said this guy hasn't taken on any responsibilities. He said he wants him to take Beetlejuice on for a week. He said maybe Wendy the Slow Adult for a week. Howard had a conversation with Beetlejuice clips and Wendy clips.
Robin read a story about everyone carrying on about the children being separated at the border. Robin said that Melania Trump is saying she wants a solution to the policy. Robin said she could just talk to her husband. Howard said he doesn't think so. Howard said he used to dream of being separated from his parents. He said he wishes that they had gone to another country. Robin said that she tried to leave home once. She said that she packed a bag and left but she had no place to go. She said it was the saddest day of her life.
Robin read a story about Laura Bush writing a story about this immigration policy and she was comparing it to the internment camps of World War II.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that taking care of kids with down syndrome is fine for some people. Howard said he's fine with that but he's also fine with it if people want to have an abortion. He said he thanks god that Fred's parents didn't abort him. He said he adds to the fabric of the show. Robin said people can do anything they want. Howard said he'd have more Wack Pack if people stopped abortions.
Robin read about how The Incredibles 2 broke records by making $180 million. Robin said this puts Disney back on track after the poorly performing ''Solo'' movie. Robin said most make about a billion dollars and Solo is having trouble reaching the $400 million mark. Robin read more details about The Incredibles. Robin said that the new Gotti movie didn't do well. She said it made less than 2 million. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:40am.
Howard started the show talking about what a show they have coming up. He said it's lie detector day. He said they're going to find out if Ronnie was right about more men playing with their assholes during sex for sexual pleasure. Robin wondered if people listening are happy they didn't have to take that test. Howard said they'll find out if people were being truthful or not. He played Ed Torian singing Kid Rock's ''Bawitdaba.''
Howard said they're exited to hear the results today. He said it's going to be very interesting. He said he's been instructed on how they're going to handle all of this. He said they'll have like 17 staffers in there for the results. He said Fred is sweating over there. He said they'll see about what that's about. Robin asked if he'll come clean. Howard said no. He said he'll have excuses. He said he's just going with it. He said he knows Fred has been doing something. He played a song parody about Fred coming out.
Robin asked if they're going to learn anything today. Howard said he's not sure why they even did this. He said they're spending a lot of money on this. He said this is budgeted money that they could be spending on other things. He said this is all to find out if people are sticking things in their assholes.
Howard played a song about finding out the results of the ass play lie detector tests. He said he doesn't even want to know the results. He said who knows what this will be. He said this cost a fortune and they had to fire Benjy just to afford it. He said he's had enough of that song. He said it goes on and on.
Howard said before they get to that they have many things to mention. He said he wants to give a shout out to Heather Locklear. He said she was on a lot of shows back in the day. He said she had two hit shows at the same time because she was such a beauty. He said back then she would come by the show back in the day. He said most people were avoiding the show back then.
Howard said when he was 46 years old he won a Blockbuster award for Newcomer of the year. He said he asked for Heather Locklear to give him his award. He said he was told ahead of time that he was getting the award. He said Heather asked him to come over and rehearse. He said he didn't need to do that but he did want to tackle her and have sex with her on stage. He said he actually needed several rehearsals. He said he talked to her on the phone about it instead.
Howard said he remembers talking to Heather on the phone the night before and he asked how she was doing. He said he didn't talk to famous people. He said she was having a wine party with 6 of her girlfriends. He said that he asked what they were wearing and she said they were in negligee's. He said he came instantly after hearing that. He said she said they were hanging out watching some TV show. He said it was all girls and he was invited because he's like one of the gals. He said he loved Heather because she was so kind to him. He said she just liked him.
Howard said now he's reading about how Heather threatened to kill herself and she was beating up her parents and all of this other stuff. He talked about how it's not so crazy to want to beat up your parents. He wondered if she had to support her family. He said she stared young. He said what a beauty she was. He made a jerking off sound with his cheek.
Howard said he hopes Heather hangs in there. He said he loves her. He hopes she's doing okay. He said she was married to Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora. He said that's like 25 feet of penis. Robin said maybe they hit her brain with them. Howard said Tommy Lee had the biggest cock. He said he was steering a boat with his cock. Gary said he honked the horn of the boat with his dick. Howard said he couldn't do that. He said that he got so gypped in the penis department. He said he has that big, massive cock. He said he had no problem commanding Pam Anderson around with that thing. He said that was legendary.
Howard said Pam Anderson may have a screw loose from that cock too. He said maybe he banged her silly. He said he can barely reach the clitoris with his cock.
Howard said he hopes Heather can hang in there. He said she had a TV show last year that went off the air after 2 seasons. He said Richie Sambora is another legendary big cock guy. Robin said maybe he saw someone walking bow legged after. Howard said he did talk about each guy in Bon Jovi at the Hall of Fame thing. He said he talked about Richie's big penis and how he was inducting him into the big penis hall of fame. He said Richie loved it. He said he was hugging him when he came on stage.
Howard said maybe he can fuck Heather and reverse everything with his small penis. Howard said last time he saw Heather was at a Bon Jovi show. He said she was there watching Richie performing with the band. Howard said Heather was talking to him the whole time. He said he wanted to watch the band. He said she is delightful. He said she's a sweet woman. He said she used to have slumber parties with her girlfriends. He said that his mind was racing thinking about that. He said he imagined 6 heather Locklears drinking wine. He said when you read about a woman beating up her parents you think poorly of her. He said when she's not beating them up she's a sweet woman. He said that's what he's saying. Robin said she gets it.
Howard said they released the 911 call. He asked JD if he has it. JD said he's not sure what he's talking about because he's watching something else. JD said he's watching the MTV Movie Awards. Howard told JD that's what he wants. Howard said he knows what he's looking for. JD said he really doesn't. Howard said he was thinking that JD was the guy who lied about everything on the lie detector test. JD said he didn't lie. Howard said that JD and Fred lied about everything. Howard asked why he's watching the MTV awards. JD said he's going to be busy for a couple of hours doing something else.
Howard asked JD who made the Heather Locklear 911 call. JD said he has no idea. He said he'd check. Howard said JD gets it all.
Howard read a report about the incident with Heather and her family. He said they say she was looking for a gun but she didn't have one. Howard said it was like a scavenger hunt. He said she didn't own a gun. He read that she's 56 years old and she was having a difficult year. He said she had an arrest for assaulting 3 police officers back in February. Howard said this story line was even too crazy for Melrose Place. He read more about what happened with her boyfriend Chris Heiser. Howard said this is a new boyfriend. He said he comes out looking pretty good. He said Heather's daughter Ava was in the house and he told her to go to her room so she doesn't have to see her mom like this.
JD came in with details about the 911 call but he didn't have any audio. He said there was no mention of who called it in. Howard said David Spade was with her too so he has to ask him about this. Howard said maybe David has a big cock too. He said he must based on the reports.
Howard said they say that Heather's mom was the one who called 911. He said he thinks she choked out her mom. He said she did that like MMA and the mom tapped out. He said Locklear was accused of pushing and shouting at deputys.
Howard said she was such a nice woman to him. He said that her lawyer entered the plea of not guilty. He said that she hit these officers and it was only a misdemeanor. Howard sounded shocked by that. Robin said that it is for Heather Locklear. He said she's hot so it's only a misdemeanor. Howard said the cops probably go home and brag that they were hit by Heather Locklear.
Howard read a few more details of the story. He said that he never drinks more than one drink. He said he'll go out tonight and have one drink. He said he talked to Robin last night and said he was going to bed and he looked at the clock and it was only 6:15. He said that he just gets wiped out after a long day.
Howard read some more of the article about Heather Locklear's arrests over the years. He said she was arrested in 2008 but the charges were dropped. He said she had informal probation at the time. Robin asked what that is. Howard said it sounds like you don't have to show up to your probation officer. He said she had to pay $700 as a fine and take a driving safety class. He said she probably had to do that with Bobo. That led to Howard and Fred doing their Bobo impressions for a short time.
Howard played another clip of the news report with Bobo in it. They were talking about his ''Mr. Defensive Driving'' name and how he drove a million miles for the postal service without an accident. Bobo said that's like 4 trips to the moon in that clip.
Howard played more of the report and they were talking about the training that people aren't getting on the road. That got Howard and Fred talking like Elmer Fudd. Bobo said they don't take their driving tests on the street. He said it's ''ridicalous'' how they do it down there. Howard and Fred goofed on him about that. Howard had him repeat the word. Howard said they should change that word. Bobo blamed his accent. Howard said that's not an accent.
Howard said everything Bobo points out is so obvious. Bobo said that you want to set up your mirrors so you don't see any of your car. Howard said it should skim the side of your car. Bobo said no. He said as soon as the side of the car is gone then you have it right. Bobo said that you want to do the lean and look move too. Howard said he thinks Bobo claims that people only use one mirror. Howard said he uses them all. Bobo said you have to scan them all every 3-5 seconds. He kept mentioning the dead zone and things like that.
Ronnie came in and asked where he was doing the driving the million miles. Bobo said he was driving in the city and pulling trailers in there. Ronnie asked about what's up with the mirrors. Bobo explained it to him but Ronnie said you're supposed to see the back side of your car. Bobo said you shouldn't see the car. Ronnie said you should see the back end of the car because it's a bad blind spot. Howard said Bobo is saying you shouldn't see the car in the side mirrors. Bobo said that he did the accident investigations for the post office.
Howard asked if Ronnie thinks Bobo is lying about his driving. Ronnie said he'd like to evaluate him in city traffic. Bobo said he worked at a place for almost 38 years. He said they logged everything he did and they figured he probably did over a million miles. He said he's sure he did. Howard said he ''probably'' did a million miles.
Howard said he took driver's Ed and they said you should see the side of your car. Not a lot but a little. Bobo said he had a student the other day who almost had an accident. He said that she looked in the mirror but didn't look to the side. Howard said he doesn't care.
Howard played more of the audio of the news report. The reporters were going over the stuff Bobo was saying about the side mirrors and things like that. They had Bobo talking about driving trucks and how a mistake can be catastrophic.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that this man is smoking crack. He said he has been driving for many years and you should have the side of your truck in your mirror. Bobo said that he would have failed his class. The caller asked how many seconds he should be looking in his mirrors. Bobo said every 3-5 seconds. Howard asked the caller to ask his question again. The caller said that you should turn your head. He said that would fail. Bobo said you check your mirrors and turn your head. The caller said he's got almost 2 million miles and he's never had an accident. Bobo told Howard to get this guy off the phone. He said he's not even in his league. The caller asked what Bobo is smoking.
Bobo said he's been in Newsday and on the air and he's done a lot of things. The caller said that a truck driver should have the truck in your side mirror. Bobo said you should not see the side of the truck in your mirror. Howard let the two argue for a minute. Howard said he could listen to that all day but he has to get to the lie detector test.
Gary said that Bobo called in to talk about how everyone has experimented with ass play. Bobo said he would have failed miserably. Bobo said he took a central vacuum and played around with that. He said it has great suction. Howard said he has to be kidding. He asked if he put his dick in a vacuum hose. Bobo said he did. He said you have to be careful. Bobo said he didn't put it all the way in. Howard said he's going to lose his dick.
Howard asked what he did to his asshole. Bobo said he stuck the tube up his ass. Howard said he has to think about that. He said he put a vacuum up his ass. He said this is your driving instructor. Howard said he and Ronnie have something in common. Robin said that his poor mom probably had to clean that thing.
Howard said Bobo is telling him he took a central vac and took the hose and stuck it up his ass. Bobo said it wasn't that strong. Robin asked if it was turned on. Bobo said of course. Shuli said that Bobo told him that he almost sucked his dick off. He said that it's the central vac for the house.
Howard asked Bobo how old he was when he did this. Bobo said maybe when he was in his late 20s. Howard said he thought he was like 10 or something. Bobo said everyone does things like that. Howard said not everyone. He said that he'll find out he didn't do anything like that.
Howard asked how far up the hose went up his asshole. Bobo said it was only a couple of inches. Howard said that's a lot. Bobo said it was like 2 inch diameter. Howard asked if he came. Bobo said no. Howard asked why do it then. Bobo said it was just an experiment. Howard said he went to visit his parents in his 20s and his parents leave the house. Bobo said right. Howard said he'd leave if he came over too. He asked if he went over to the vac as soon as they left. Bobo said he did some other things around the house first. Howard asked if he lubed up his asshole. Bobo said he used some Vaseline.
Howard said Bobo is going to fuck around with their central vac. Fred played a vacuum sound. Howard asked if he took off his clothes. Bobo said he didn't. He said he just took his pants down. Shuli asked if it was his mom's Vaseline. Bobo said it was in one of the bathrooms there. Howard said this is like Ocean's 11 planning. Bobo said it was planned. He said it was just an experiment.
Bobo said he was in one of the spare rooms. He said his parents didn't drive so they had to take busses and taxies and stuff. He said he wasn't afraid of them coming home. Fred played some sexy music while Bobo was talking about this.
Howard asked Bobo if he was jerking off at this point. Bobo said no. He said he was just seeing the pleasure he could get from this. Howard asked if it went right in. Bobo said you have to work it in. Bobo said you have to turn it slowly. Shuli asked if he tried the front first. Bobo said he did. He said he didn't go for the cock right away. He said he was afraid of it. Bobo said he got erect with the thing turned on. He said that as soon as it came on he got erect. Howard said he sniffed because he's proud of that.
Bobo said he had to carry the hose around from room to room. He said he was thinking that the other room might have less light. Robin said he had to go find mood lighting. Bobo said he was trying different rooms for ''aviance.'' Howard asked what it matters. He asked why he would care. Howard asked if he went into his parents bedroom. Bobo said that's taboo.
Shuli said he's also had beads up his ass. Bobo said that was during sex. Howard asked what his favorite room is. Bobo said the bathroom with the plants in it. He said it was set up nice. He said he liked it because his mother's paintings were in there. Robin said he'd look at her paintings and shove the hose up his ass. Bobo said it was the whole mystique of the thing. He said he's honest about the whole thing. Bobo said he would have failed that test because of that. Howard said if he was honest he would have passed the test.
Howard said this is fucking crazy. Bobo said he has done all kinds of crazy stuff. He said he used a steel dildo up his ass. He asked if Ronnie has ever done that. Howard said this is insane. He asked what else he's had up there. Bobo said it's just the dildo stuff. Howard asked if he's crazy. Bobo asked why. Howard did his Elmer Fudd voice as Bobo and talked about shoving things up his ass. Bobo said he would advise people not to use a central vac for that kind of thing.
Howard said this is a good way to get into the lie detector test results. Howard asked when he used the steel dildo on himself. Bobo said it's when you're having sex. He said it's when you're with another woman. He said Howard must have done that. Howard said no because he doesn't need that. Howard said he has never had anything in his ass other than a thermometer. He said he had a woman put her pinkie near his ass and he tensed up so it didn't go in there. Bobo asked about sword fights. Howard said no to that too. He said he never did that.
Bobo said he was young and inquisitive. Howard asked if he ever did anything gay. Bobo said no. Howard asked how he got the vacuum in his ass. Bobo said he was bent over and tried different positions. Howard asked if he was bent over. Bobo said he was. Shuli said he was backing into it like a guy is behind him. Bobo said he was on his side laying down and stuck it up there. He said it took a while to do that. He said that he did it easy. Howard said this is a very dangerous thing to do. He said please don't do this at home.
Howard asked Bobo if he had his knees behind his ears at any time. Bobo said he did. He said it was slowly. Howard said he understands that. Robin asked if that was the best position. Bobo said yes. Robin said he still had his pants on. Howard asked if he had his hair back then. Bobo said he did. He said he did this in his 20s. Howard said he sees that the phones are filling up with ''please get Bobo off the air.'' Shuli asked why they would do that with these stories. Howard suggested not being so honest. He said he stuck a vacuum up his ass. Bobo said it was a hundred years ago. He sniffed so Howard asked why he does that. He said he thinks he's proud of that. Bobo said it's allergies.
Robin said he had already joined the Post Office when he did this. Bobo said oh please. He said he was in the Army. Howard said Bobo served food in the army. Bobo said yes but he was clean. Fred asked ''How's the pudding guys?'' as Bobo. Robin said Bobo is laying in a bunk somewhere thinking about the vacuum cleaner. Bobo said he was always over sexed when he was young. Robin asked if any of these experiments led to anything. Bobo said no.
Shuli said that Bobo also said he would hook up with girls in the woods at a young age. Bobo said look into the cemetery thing next time. Howard said they should look into guys who are into vacuums when they join the military. He said nevermind the homosexuals.
Howard thanked Bobo for being honest. Bobo said that's one thing he leaned. Shuli said he just called him out of the blue to ask about this stuff and he told him about it. Howard said he didn't have to because he's not part of the tests. Howard played a song parody about Bobo. He said his is a perfect lead in for the lie detector test results. He said Ed Torian is there to tell them the results. Howard said he's coming up next. They went to break after that.
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Howard said everyone is reeling from the Bobo call. He said that he was in his 20s when he shoved a vacuum hose up his ass. He said first of all that's very shocking and dangerous. Chris Wilding said that you could suck out a kidney. He said that's gay that he doesn't even know. Howard said it's just stupid. Howard asked if Ronnie was shocked by that. Ronnie said no because he knows how dumb he is.
Howard said Ronnie got all of this started because he likes to put things in his ass. Ronnie said he's not sure why he would want to suck anything out of his ass. He said he wouldn't even think about doing that. Howard said Ronnie thinks about a lot of shit. Ronnie said he can only think he wanted to suck shit out of there. Howard said he called it an asshole abortion during the break.
Howard said the guys are all lined up like a firing squad. He said Kim Jong Un would use an anti-aircraft gun on them like this. Jason said that you sit next to a chair when they fire that thing off. Howard asked why they'd use that. He said it seems like over kill. Shuli said the shells are the size of a child. Howard asked what kind of message he's trying to send with that. Howard said he must have really hated that uncle.
Howard said here it is. He said if you've heard nothing about this he'll set it up. He said they're wondering which staffers have had things up their ass for sexual pleasure. Robin said some of them may have something up there right now. Howard said today they will find out the truth. He said Ronnie admitted to taking a strap on dildo up his ass. He said that he said it was gay to do that. He asked Sal what he thinks. Sal said he's queer. Howard said kick him out of there. He said he can't stand the fucking guy.
Howard said Ronnie said that most of them have participated in ass play. He said he called everyone who denied it a liar. Howard said that led to this lie detector test. He said there are 14 people who took the test. He said this was a huge undertaking. Robin said she saw the set up. She said she saw things falling into place. She said she knows something happened there.
Howard said they're looking at Richard, Will, JD, Sal, Jason... Howard said he bets Sal has had things up his ass. Sal said no way. Howard said they learned something from Ed that is going to blow up the entire room. He said the firs thing he's going to do is accuse someone of something. He said that's a big one too. Benjy said he wants to confess. Howard told him to just shut up and stand there.
Howard said he's annoyed with everyone in there. He said Memet, Benjy and Steve Nowicki are in there too. Steve said he admitted that he put a pinkie up his ass. Howard said no one cares about him. He said Gary and Chris Wilding are in there. He said Chris must have put things in his ass. Chris said just because he's gay doesn't mean he likes that. Howard said he heard Chris had two men over the weekend at the same time. Chris said he did. He said he enjoys sucking cock. He said this guy reached out to him and he said he has a friend who likes to watch. He said this guy had a tree trunk for a cock. Howard said he's worried about Chris. He said he can get all kinds of diseases from this. Chris said he had some prep and he was ready to send a note to Brent to come down and help if these guys did something weird. Howard asked where Brent is. He asked if he took the test. Jason said he has admitted he takes stuff in his ass. Gary said they have a package coming up soon about what he does with his wife and it's crazy stuff.
Howard asked Chris about how old the guys were. Chris said they were in their 40s and they're the oldest guys he's been with. Howard said he's in a room with two strangers blowing them. Chris said they were very nice guys. He said they had a few drinks and got to know each other before they did that.
Benjy said it's weird how gross sex is when you're not into it. Chris asked what the fuck he's talking about. Howard told him to be quiet.
Howard asked how long this thing went on with Chris. Chris said it was like an hour. Ronnie said he's going to end up getting his cock cut off one day. Robin said he won't get killed or even get a disease. Richard asked if he had both cocks in his mouth at the same time. Chris said he did. He said the big guy jizzed in his mouth. He said he and the little guy made out.
Howard said Richard is grotesque during the morning meeting. He said he takes the subway in and he's all gross. He said he has to wash up before he comes in. Richard said he did. He said he wiped down with napkins. Howard said he has no sense of other people. Robin said he used to go to the bathroom on the lawn. Jason said he looked like he just took a dip in a pool when he came in. Howard said it's gross. Gary said he did have a lot of water on his head.
Howard said Jon Hein, Shuli and Fred are also in there. Robin asked if Jon is very worried. Jon said he's not. He said he was honest. Howard said Ronnie is there and of course Robin too.
Howard introduced Ed Torian the lie detector test guy. He said there he is. Ed came in to a song parody that he sang in.
Howard said they have a lot of fun with Ed but he's the real deal with the lie detector tests. He said he's been doing it over 35 years. He said he has appeared as a witness in criminal cases. He said he has done the tests for their show and other shows. He said he's been on for over 20 years on this show. Howard said they found out that Robin was being truthful when she said she wasn't attracted to him. Ed said Robin looks good. Howard told him to take it easy over there. Howard said he had to strap Robin in. Ed said he never got over that. He said she's a knock out.
Howard said they learned about Jon Hein not being truthful about his blow jobs in 2007. He said in 2004 Pam Anderson was truthful about finding him sexy. Howard said that was kind of awkward for Ed trying to get the equipment on her.
Howard said he just learned of something a few minutes ago. He said according to Ed he claims that out of all of the guys he's tested, someone cheated. Howard asked how you can cheat. Ed said what they were doing was tightening their sphincter. He said you can see them moving around a bit in the test. He said that you can cheat by doing that. He said that it can change the breathing. Howard asked who the person is that he thinks cheated. Ed said that it was Sal. Sal said get out of town. He said no way. Howard started the chant ''Cheater, cheater!'' Sal said he swears on his children that he wasn't cheating. Howard asked if he has something against Sal. Ed said not at all. He said he knows what he did. Sal asked what the hell is going on. Howard said he thinks Ed Torian knows something. Sal said he swears to him that he didn't. He said he has essential tremors so he wasn't clenching. Ed said he was freaking out and getting red in the face.
Howard asked if Sal was being truthful in the test. Sal said he was. He asked who cares. Howard asked if he has had things in his ass. Sal said ''yeah... uh, no... maybe, maybe.'' Howard said Ed was right again. Sal asked if he can leave. Howard asked him to come clean. Sal said please don't make him do this. He said he didn't ask for this. Howard asked what he did. Sal said he put a toothbrush up his ass once. He was ashamed to admit it. Sal said he thinks it was his. He said he used both ends. He said he did one end and then used the bristle end to go around the area. Howard said Ronnie was right about him.
Howard said Ed is really good at this. Howard asked if Sal really tried to cheat. Sal said he really didn't. Sal told them how he was playing with himself on the toilet and he grabbed the toothbrush to shove it up his ass. He said he started plunging his ass with it. He said he threw it away after. Robin asked if it was lubed. Sal said he was only 15 so he didn't. He said that it didn't feel that great so he stopped and used the bristle side to brush his sphincter. He said the only time that memory came back to him was when he went to the proctologist.
Howard said that Ed did good. He said he's like a criminal who just blurts out his confession. Ed said he has animal tits too. Howard said they do look like a teat. Sal asked if he wanted to suck on them.
Ronnie said he knows there are more. He said there could be 10,000 other things Sal did but now he doesn't have to admit them. Howard said that's not even the weirdest thing he's done. He said he spied on his aunt while he was jerking off. Sal said he used a Water Pik on his ass too. Howard told him to come clean on that. Sal said he was at his uncle's house and he was on the toilet messing around and he saw this big contraption so he tried spraying his asshole. He said he did some watering and jerking. He said it was just the tip of the thing and then the water. He said he put it back when he was done.
Howard asked if he has anything else to mention. Sal said he just wants to apologize to his uncle. He said he isn't a penis guy so he didn't do anything like that. Robin said she would clean out that bathroom right now.
Howard said Ed just sitting in the room gets people to confess. He said he knew Sal was trying to trick the test. Ed said he's been doing this for 33 years. Howard said he knows. Ed asked where he got these guys from. He said they're a bunch of perverts.
Howard said they had Ed ask the guys questions about putting things up their ass. He asked if he found anyone difficult to work with. Ed said they were all difficult. He said he couldn't wait to get out of there. He said that Benjy and JD were the hardest to work with. Ed said when you're a listener and then you're around him it's different. He said it's completely different being around JD. He said JD giggles. JD laughed and that got Ed going. Ed said when you're with him you ask what the fuck is with this guy. He said he sat down and started giggling like a little girl. Howard said JD will start laughing for no reason in their meetings.
Howard said that Benjy was hard to deal with too. He said he was asking a lot of ridiculous questions. Benjy said he was just asking questions.
Howard said now they're going to find out the results of the tests. He said they asked 7 questions and 14 of them took the tests. He said last week they revealed that 3 of them lied on every question. Ronnie said now it's 4 with Sal. Howard said it turns out that 4 of them might be like Ronnie experimenting with their assholes. He said there could be more. Ronnie said ''exactly.'' Howard said they found out that a few of them told the truth 100 percent. Ed said there were 3 who told the truth. Ronnie laughed. He said he has something to laugh about. Ed said it's actually 2 guys who told the truth. Then he changed it to 3 again.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Sal taking the toothbrush on the toilet is awful. He said he wants to ram his truck into a tractor trailer. Howard said a lot is going to come out today. He said Ed knows when people are lying.
Howard said everyone loves Ed. He said they asked people what their name is and if they put anything in their anal cavity for sexual pleasure. Howard went through the 7 questions very quickly. He said now it's time for the truth to come out. He said they'll hear JD giggle like a girl. Howard played a song for this event.
Howard said he has 3 envelopes. He said they're all sealed. He said they are all waiting to find out who told the truth. He said the first envelope has 3 people who are truthful. He said he'll be shocked if his name isn't on it. Howard said only 3 people were honest. Howard asked if Ed was shocked by what Ronnie does. Ed said he's telling you... Ed said he's a virgin compared to him.
Benjy asked who he thinks is on that list. Howard said he thinks Richard, himself and JD told the truth. Jason said there are 4 names on that list. Ed asked if he's sure about that. Jason said he is. Howard said maybe Jon Hein was truthful too. Howard said Nowicki might be on that list. He said here they are. He said it's enough already.
Howard said the following people were truthful answering all of the questions. He said the first person is Howard Stern. Everyone clapped. Will said of course it's him because it's his test. Howard said how about waiting until he finds out the rest of the people on the list. Howard said he doesn't put anything up his ass. Howard said he's going to gloat a little. He said the second person who was honest and truthful was Gary Dell'Abate. He said he was truthful as well. Ed said right. Howard said the third person who was truthful was Jonathan Hein. He asked if he is a Jonathan. Jon said he is. Jon said he did answer all of the questions truthfully. Jon said he was also saying that he didn't put anything up his ass. He said he was truthful about that.
Howard said the fourth person who was truthful was Will Murray. Howard said now he can apologize to Ed. Will did that. Howard said he was carrying on about that all morning. Ronnie said he could have been truthful but he could have said yes to putting something up his ass. Howard said he is telling the truth. Howard said he did say a friend ate a marshmallow out of his ass. Will said that was in his cheeks though. Chris said when Will gets drunk he gets very flirty so there could be something going on there.
Howard said the four of them were truthful. He said he came clean about the woman who tried to put a pinkie up his ass.
Howard said the next list is the people who told one lie. Howard said he's opening that envelope now. He said that the following people lied on at least one question. He said that Fred is the first name. He said he was truthful about his sex question but not about his name. He said his legal name is Eric. Fred said that he didn't expect that question. He said Ed is the best in the business. Howard said Fred came through on that. Fred told Ronnie to go fuck himself. He did that in his Ronnie voice.
Howard said Fred came clean so good for you. Fred said he thought he was going to fail miserably. Fred said there were a lot of things going on that day. He said he expected to fail. Howard told him to calm down. He said he won. Howard said Will had some sex dream about his brother years ago. Will said he doesn't remember the details of that. He didn't sound like he wanted to get into it.
Howard said the next person who lied on one question was Jason Kaplan. He said he was asked about putting something in his ass for pleasure and he said no. He said he was lying. Jason said he'd love to come clean about that. He said that he answered what he thought was truthful. He said he started thinking about what he may have done as a kid. He said maybe he did something but he can't remember doing anything. He said he'd be willing to have Scott Schmaren hypnotize him to find out if he did. Howard said maybe they can do that. Robin said maybe they can do that for Will so they can find out what was in his dream.
Howard said the next person who lied about one question was Shuli. He said he was asked if he wanted something put in his anal cavity and he said no but he was lying. Howard said Shuli also wants more of his wife putting a finger up his ass. Shuli said he has no desire to do that anal stuff.
Howard said Chris Wilding was asked about that anal cavity thing and he said yes but he was lying. Howard said he does not want something in his ass. Chris said Ronnie is gayer than him. Ronnie told him to shut up.
Howard said Will's daughter is on the phone. He picked up and she said she's jumping out the window. They played some sound effects to go along with that.
Howard said that the next person who lied was Steve Nowicki. He said he was asked about putting something in his ass and he said no. He came clean about that the other day. Steve said he has never had anyone put anything up there. He said he put a pinkie up there himself.
Howard said the next list has names of people who lied a lot. Howard said these guys lied on every question. Howard said that Richard lied about his name and about never putting anything in his ass. He said he lied about wanting something up there. He lied about putting something big in his ass. Richard said if Howard wants to put something in his ass now he can. Howard said now he's fantasizing about it. Richard said it would be funny. He said Robin shoved a thermometer up his ass. He said he may have been confused by the questions.
Howard said Sal lied about everything. He said he was lying about answering questions truthfully. Sal said this is a personal thing. He said Ronnie lied for years if he ever messed around with his asshole and then he finally came forward. Sal said this was embarrassing for him. He asked who wouldn't lie about this. Howard said wait until his uncle finds out about this. Richard said he and Sal used to share toothbrushes on the road. Howard said Sal lied about all of the stuff on this list. He said he said no to putting anything in his ass for sexual pleasure. He said he put a toothbrush and a Water Pik in there. Howard asked Sal to be truthful for the show and tell them what else he's had up there. Sal said it was tough to answer the other two. He said he can't imagine anything worse. He said he can't think of anything else. Gary asked how he can't imagine anything worse. Howard said they're going to hypnotize him to find out. Sal said he may have put a finger up there.
Howard took a call from Sal's wife who said she's leaving him and taking the kids. Howard said his son is on the line too. He took that call from the guys in the back who were doing the voices.
Howard said the following people who are left are Benjy, Memet and JD and they lied on every question. Howard said JD lied on every one. JD said he did not. He said that's what the test says. He said he talked about the girl sticking her tongue up his ass. He said he doesn't want anything solid up there.
Memet said he was nervous and he answered every question truthfully. He said he doesn't like how he looks on the new TV cameras and he was nervous. He said he brought that up. He said he told Jason that he thinks they can do a better job. Gary said that's a better example of him being gay than the test. Memet said that people have been commenting on his looks and he doesn't like reading that stuff. He said that he doesn't read that stuff but he has seen some comments.
Howard said he thought he was going to stop reading those comments from trolls. Memet said he sees the comments sometimes. He said he's not reading it but he sees them. Memet said he's not reading them all the way. Howard said he's lying to him right now. Robin said he may not have had anything in his asshole but he is an asshole. She said he's quibbling about this question.
Howard said Memet said he was going to stop reading comments on twitter. He said he just told him he gets a lot of negative comments. He asked how he knows that if he's not reading them. Memet said he isn't lying. Howard said he is. He said this is what happens. He said Ed says he lied on everything. He said Memet is lying right now and doesn't even know it.
Howard asked what he has had in his asshole. Memet said he knows this is a setup. He said he's had nothing in his asshole. He said he knows he's a walking target there. Howard said he has to get help. He said this isn't set up against him. Memet said he's a target there. He said that they don't like that he was the smartest guy in the office. Howard said that he lied on every question.
Memet said that he said yes on one question and that was a lie? Howard asked if he has ever had anything up his ass. Ed asked if he was born in this country. Ed said when he first met him he asked where he was from and he said he was from Philly. He said he thought the name was from Turkey. He said he brushed him off when he asked about that. Howard said Memet isn't really named Memet. He said that Ed is good. He said he's up to something. He said Memet isn't the smartest guy in the office either. He said Will is the one with the higher IQ.
Howard asked who Memet thinks is against him in the office. Memet said that he thinks that there are people who are upset that he won that IQ test. Ronnie kept telling him to stop trying to close his jacket. Memet said he's seen comments about him after people have seen him on the new cameras. He said that he isn't reading the comments but he has seen some of them. Howard said he is reading them. He said he promised he wouldn't but he is. He said he's a paranoid guy. Memet said if he's gaining weight then he's happy to know about it. Howard said he's cracking up.
Howard said Memet thinks that they're plotting against him. Memet said a little. He said if someone turned out to be much smarter than him he'd try to do something. Will said he thinks this is aimed at Jason. Howard said Memet flunked his test. He said that Ed isn't going to throw away his career on him.
Memet said that he has put a finger back there while cleaning. He said he's not sure he'd even remember it if he's had something his ass. Ronnie said you don't forget something like that.
Howard asked what would make him forget that he messed with his asshole. Memet said that he has done some crazy things. He said that he doesn't even want to bring up the story again. Memet said that this person asked him to do this thing. He said he's not a bad person for doing this. He said she asked him to pee on her for one. Howard asked what is going on with this guy. Gary asked if Memet has ever gotten peed on. Memet said no. Robin said Memet has probably done a lot of things he doesn't want to tell them. Memet said he has been too open. Robin said he has things he doesn't want to tell them that are things he doesn't tell anyone. She said they're dark, dark secrets. She said she bets that they are of a gay nature. Memet said he'd have his asshole inspected. Memet said that lie detectors aren't even accepted in a lot of courts. Ed said ''who cares?'' Robin said it's okay if he's had gay experiences. Memet said he hasn't. Ed said Robin has him figured out .
Memet said that he was thinking about taking a tongue from a woman. Robin said there was some story about Memet going to some apartment where a guy was going to blow him. Memet said no. He said that's the old Memet. He said that he has never blown anyone and he has never done anything like that.
Howard said Memet's inner voice is on the phone. He took that call from the guys in the back who were rambling like they were inside his head.
Howard said Benjy lied too. He said there you go. He was done with the whole thing. Then Benjy said that he wants to say something. He said that his name isn't Benjy so that's why it came out as a lie.
Howard said thanks to Ed Torian for uncovering a lot of stuff. Sal said he's the only guy who admitted that he put stuff in his ass. He said these fuckers had better start talking. He said he's the only idiot who admitted it. He said that's not right. Sal said he should just shut the fuck up. Howard said he loves Sal. Sal said they all got off Scott free. Richard said he had his tongue in his ass. Sal said the other liars are saying no. Richard said he has admitted to that stuff. Sal said no one came forward but him. Howard said they know that. Robin said that no one's perception of him has changed. Gary said that's not true. Gary said Sal can never make another toothbrush joke about him.
Richard said he has always wondered if milking the prostate works. He said he'd be up for doing it on the air with a guy... or his wife.
Sal asked Memet if he has had anything up his ass. Memet said he doesn't think he has. Howard said they'll have them hypnotized to find out. Robin said Jason can't remember what was up his ass. Jason said he can't. He said he doesn't know what he did. Chris said he learned he works with a lot of gay guys. Howard said they employ a lot of gay guys there. Howard said they have to let Ed go back to work.
Ed said that he can't believe Jason. He said he's not sure what they did to him there. Howard asked if Ed has anything else to say about anything. Ed said not really.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that if Sal was doing that stuff at 15 then the past 30 years there must have been other things. Howard said Sal may have but maybe he doesn't want to talk about it. Sal said he is saying to him that if he enjoyed the toothbrush maybe more things would have gone up there. He said he didn't enjoy it. Ed said he thinks he's had a lot of stuff up there. Howard said this segment was sponsored by Oral B toothbrush. He was just joking about that.
Ralph said that Memet is weird too. He said he was talking about how being in prison and doing gay stuff isn't really gay. Memet said if he was in prison for life you get to the point where you let a dude blow you. He said that these are the kind of conversations you have. Chris asked if he thinks that they're going to make him suck their dick. Memet said that he doesn't know about that.
Memet said that the mob has a code about going to prison. He said if anything happens in there it's like it never happened. Shuli said Memet failed so badly that Ralph called in. Ralph asked if Chris showed him the pictures of that guy's dick. Howard said he has no desire to see that. He said maybe Memet wants to see it. Chris said that he said he could show it because he's very proud of it. He said he was out with Memet once at lunch and Memet had a very frank conversation about being ''fluid.'' Memet didn't remember that. Chris said that he said he would be open to getting stuff from a guy if he was on an island and there were no women there. Howard said he's not sure what to make of all of this. Ronnie told Memet to stop trying to close that jacket again.
Howard said this is crazy today. He said they learned so much. He said Sal was confessing and then they find out that Steve is cleaning his asshole and stuck a pinkie up there. He said Memet is accusing everyone of plotting against him. Memet said that it's the cameras. He said he knows what he looks like. Memet said he looked bloaty on the cameras. He said his head was shiny and he looked bloated. Howard said he has to stop reading those comments. Robin asked who cares about their looks that much. Will said ''gay guys.'' Memet said he's not the only one who is concerned about their looks there. Howard said this is crazy. He said he says he doesn't read the comments but he does.
Jason said that Memet posted a picture on Instagram and he got comments on there. Memet said he did but he was just barely in it. Chris said Memet will take a group shot and he will only post it if he looks good in it. He doesn't care about anyone else n it. Memet said that you just say that and don't care if they look good. Ralph said he's evil. Memet said they took two group pictures and they all looked okay in one. He said in another one he looked great and he went with that one.
Howard said he's cracking up. Memet said he's not. Howard said he's looking at comments and he has to stop that. He doesn't respond well. Memet said that he responds well to the positive comments.
Howard said Memet is lying about his age online too. He said he has to stop that. Memet said that being 31 in the online dating world doesn't work.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Memet did the same this with the IQ test. He said that he came back crying the next day. He said then he lies on all of his questions and says he didn't lie. Ralph asked why he cares so much about what random people think of him. Memet said he likes the compliments.
Howard said he doesn't like negative comments. He said he reads the news and never looks at the comments. He said he knows he'll get upset. He said he doesn't look at negative or positive stuff. He said you have to get through the negative to get to the positives. Howard said Fred does that for him.
Ed said he can't get over Memet not getting over his Turkish heritage. He said that Memet just didn't want to talk about it. Memet said he's just ashamed to have a stupid name. Ed said he might be Syrian and saying he came from Turkey. Howard said Ed is on a whole other trip. He said maybe he should talk to Ed off the air. Memet said he's not even Turkish. He said he's like 1/4 Turkish. He said his dad came from Turkey. Chris said he's a big turkey.
Howard said they have to wrap this up. He asked Robin if she has anything to add. Robin said that the liars are going to continue to lie. She said they have to do hypnotism to find out the truth.
Howard thanked Ed again for coming. Robin said she's sorry if Memet took it personally that she called him an asshole. Memet said he has dealt with women like Robin before. She said that they're always trying to get into bed with him. He said he's not saying Robin is trying to do that. He said he's not saying he'd say no to her.
Howard asked Ed what he would do to Robin. Ed was laughing. He said just the thought of it... Robin told him to stop it. She said he has to work the rest of the day. Richard said he thinks Ed has a hard on. Howard told him to cover that up. He wrapped up and went to break after that.
Howard said he is exhausted from that segment. He said it was good but it was exhausting. Robin said you'd think people would be less closeted than they are. Howard said the best part for him was Ed being so sexed up for Robin. He asked what that's like for her. Robin laughed. She said that she worries if they can have him back. She said they don't want any #MeToo moments there. Howard said he's not sure he could leave her alone in a room with him. He said he did a good job with the lie detector tests though. Robin said right out of the box he pulled something out of Sal. She said he tried to beat the test and he failed.
Robin said she was reading a news story about how more and more Americans are identifying as bisexuals. Robin said you'd think people would be able to express themselves with what they've done.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he could teach a course on broadcasting at this point. Howard said he has a lot of thoughts on broadcasting. He said he had several students from Boston University up there. He said the kids sat around for an hour and he conducted a bit of a class. Robin asked how she missed that. Howard said it wasn't really a class. He said the students were asking questions. He said he gave some suggestions on how to improve broadcasting classes and things like that. He said the kids all wrote him after.
The caller asked if he would teach though. Howard said he doesn't think so. He said he did teach on a college level when he got his license. He said that he didn't know how effective he'd be. He taught for 2 semesters and the students all got their licenses. He said that was cool. He said he did like teaching when the kids were all successful. He said when he talked to the kids from Boston University he liked it too. He said he might go visit a class but don't write him asking him to do that because he's not going to do it.
Howard said if you want a lesson just listen to the show. Robin said he might have more about behind the scenes stuff. Howard said maybe in the future when he's an old man he'll teach. Robin said that's not happening.
Robin said her friend Larry told her she has to take one word out of her vocabulary. She said he told her the word ''Old'' is that word. She said there is no such thing. Howard said he'll tell that to his father who can't hear a thing.
Howard said after yesterday's show there were only glowing comments about Fred's guitar playing. He said that people said they liked his guitar playing. Fred said they were being kind. He said there was one guy who said stick to playing fart sounds.
Howard said they went out on the street and told people that Billy Corgan did a performance and they played Fred's performance. Howard said these are random people on the street listening. Howard played the clip and people were saying that he was sounding kind of rough with his voice. Howard said one guy did love the performance. He played that clip and the guy said he would fight, kill and die for them. He thought his performance was great.
Howard said yesterday he mentioned Mike Shinoda and how he went out on his own when Chester Bennington killed himself. Howard said he didn't know anything about Mike Shinoda. He said he listened to him and just because he was streaming new music. He said he googled Mike and found out he wrote this album after Chester's death. He said he got a note from Mike after the show yesterday. He read that note and Mike thanked him for playing his stuff on the show. He said Mike said he had the worst year of his life last year and he's intensely grateful for people who connect with his music.
Howard said he played ''Running from my Shadow'' yesterday and he really liked it. He played some of that song. Howard said he was very pleased to hear from Mike.
Howard said a lot of people were writing in about Dennis Rodman. He read through some of the mail. Howard said someone cried over the story Dennis told about the kid whose family took him in.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if Memet is this big of a douche in real life or just on radio. Howard said Memet is taking a clobbering blow. Howard said he's very sensitive to negative comments. The caller asked how he gets women to sleep with him acting like that. Howard said just tell him he's skinny and he looks young. He said he has great affection for the people who work with him.
Howard read an email about the Mermaid Parade and how Underdog didn't show up this year. Howard sake if she has something going on there.
Shuli came in and said this was going to be her last one but she didn't end up going. He said he's going to talk to her today about it. He said he's going to find out what happened there. Shuli did his impression of her for Howard. Howard said he's got some impression going there.
Howard and Shuli spent a minute going over some of the problems she's had over the years. Shuli was doing impressions of clips they have of her freaking out. Shuli was doing
Howard took a call from a woman who said she thought the belching bit was hilarious. She said she almost crashed the car. Howard said he wonders if people really do almost crash. the caller said that she really was laughing that hard. She also told Howard she loves Shuli's Tan Mom voice. That led to Shuli doing his impression of her.
Howard said he loves when she's in the middle of yelling at someone when she picks up the phone. Shuli did that bit. Howard said they have to do something with those voices. Howard talked to Tan Mom about her tanning booth thing. Howard told Shuli they really do have to do something with those voices. He let Shuli go after that. They played a Tan Mom song parody after that. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard played the clip and the woman claimed it was the number 1 sports show in the nation. Howard said they have to talk about that too. He asked if you can say that if you're not. In the call they had Howard talking about The Bachelorette and the hosts of the show wanted him to get to his question. One guy had trouble speaking. They kept asking Howard to get to his topic. They kept saying they were going to hang up on him but the guys kept playing clip after clip. They didn't hang up on him for a couple of minutes.
After the call Howard asked what's up with that one guy who had trouble speaking. He said now he knows where Imus went. Robin said maybe he has some kind of affliction. Howard said everyone sounded stroked out on that show.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who were doing an impression of the host of that sports talk show.
Howard played some Ed Torian question clips. They had Ed asking about having objects put in your anal cavity for sexual pleasure.
Robin started her news with a story about Bill Cosby and his honorary doctorates. Robin asked if he had a real one. Howard said he thinks he wrote a thesis on Fat Albert and he got a doctorate for that. Gary said he got it in 1976 and that is the reason he got it. Robin said way to go. Robin said another one of his honorary doctorates is being taken away from him. She said she was wondering if he'll still be able to call himself Doctor Cosby. Howard said apparently he will.
Robin read a story about Jimmy Kimmel playing basketball against Senator Ted Cruz. Howard said Jimmy lost. Robin said they both looked like they were going to have a heart attack. Howard said he played against Nils Loftgren and lost. He said that was humiliating. He said he was going to tell Jimmy not to do it. He said he read that Cruz played in college. Robin said he did. She said it took 2 hours of one on one to get to the score they wanted to get to. Howard said Jimmy doesn't really exercise. He said he diets. He knows he had to go to Texas for that. Robin said they were supposed to play to 15 but they weren't going to last that long. Howard asked if Jimmy is pals with Ted Cruz. Robin said he made some comment about his looks and Cruz challenged him to the event. Howard said that's a funny bit. He said they raised $80,000 for charity. He said that sounds light. Robin had some audio of Jimmy explaining how he got into this game. Howard said he did it but he lost. Robin said taking 2 hours to get to 11 points is embarrassing. Robin said Jimmy apologized to the game of basketball after that. Howard said that's funny. Robin said they both looked like Richard when he runs in first thing in the morning.
Howard said he thought it would be funny to play against Nils. He said it's really embarrassing when you lose like that. He said after he lost to Gary in tennis he had him over to his house to play and he beat him there.
Robin read a story about a doctor mocking his patient in the emergency room. Robin said this kid had passed out in high school and the doctor was telling the student that he was the least sick out of the people there in the emergency room. She was insisting on him sitting up and he wasn't able to. She claimed he was changing his story every fucking time. The doctor said she was pissed off. Howard asked what is going on there. Robin said this was a high school student. His dad was the one doing the taping. Howard said the kid sounds like he's 50. Robin said he was having trouble breathing and he had collapsed. Robin said the doctor was pounding on him over this. Howard said she was accusing him of not being sick. Howard said the kid was 20. Robin said that he was still in distress. Robin said the doctor had no time for it. Howard said it would have been funnier if he was 20 and in high school.
Howard said he'd be freaked out if a doctor told him he shouldn't even be there. He wondered what that was all about. Robin said he might have had asthma. She said that people do overreact when they can't breathe. Howard said they say that she thinks he was looking for narcotics. Robin said the boy's father was right there though. Howard said that's a complicated and weird story. He said he's never had a doctor talk to him like that. Robin said she cursed at the guy. Howard said he has the doctor on the phone. One of the guys in the back was doing an impression of the doctor.
Robin asked if Howard has ever wanted to be a member of a space force. Howard said yes. He said he's in favor of this. Robin said the president is serious about having a space force. Howard said he thinks it's a good thing. He said he's not sure how they're going to get up there. Robin said he's ordering the Pentagon to create a space force. Howard said in Star Trek Beyond they get their ass kicked because they weren't prepared for war. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about this space force he wants created. Howard said imagine being able to laser in and destroying a country. Robin said this is for fighting in space. Robin said he's talking about claiming space. Howard said what he's thinking is taking a space weapon and lasering down on them. Robin said the Army and Navy have an air corp. Howard said when you hear a good idea applaud it. He said he loves it and thinks it's a great idea. He said he'd be honored to be a captain. Howard asked if Transgender will be allowed in space. Robin said only Transgender will be allowed. Howard said Trump just started selling light sabers. He said he really does love this idea.
Robin read about the city of Charleston, South Carolina considering issuing an apology in their role in slavery. Howard said that's good. Robin asked what's going to happen after that. Howard said it might make people feel better. He said it honors what? He said he thinks it's appropriate. Robin said it's a waste of time and effort. She said there was 400 years of slavery. She said there are no longer slaves. She said do things that matter instead of apologies for things that can't be undone.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks and asked what he wants from this slavery thing. King said he'd like an apology and some money. Howard said it's not a crazy idea to have reparations. He said if your entire heritage and people have been enslaved and disadvantaged then there should be something. Robin asked how you determine this. Howard said he's getting to it. He asked if she's in a rush. Howard said he actually is in a rush. Robin said not every black person was enslaved in this country. She said that many think they came from families that were. Howard said he thinks that white people should have to work as slaves for a year. Howard said how about the darker you are the more money you get. King laughed. Robin said Wesley Snipes would get a lot of money then. Howard said he's not against this idea. He said white people have had an advantage. King agreed.
Howard asked what they do with Paula Abdul. Robin said she's not black, she's Lebanese. Robin asked how they'd prove that someone is the descendant of a slave. Robin said it would be the same thing as Indian land being used for casinos. King said even to this day they have no power. Howard said how about people who were locked up in Internment camps. King said that they succeeded but black people are still struggling.
King said he called in about a car for Howard. He said this one is perfect for him. He said it's a Rolls Royce Cullinan. Howard said he doesn't want that. King said it's a truck though. Howard didn't sound interested in that. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Robin read a story about how the New York health department may suggest legalizing marijuana. Robin said that the health commissioner says the pros outweigh the cons of pot. Robin said they are going to start considering that with tax benefits. Howard said they might as well do it. He said some people enjoy it so why not. He said every drug should be legal. He said people are going to get them anyway.
Robin said the Mayor is going to be announcing new rules about marijuana possession. Robin read the details for the changes. Howard joked that Fred is rolling a joint right now. He asked if Fred smokes. Fred said it makes him sick and he throws up from it. Robin said the other thing is smoking in public. Howard said you shouldn't do that. He said you should do it in private. He said out in California they have candies and things they can get. Robin said there are people who were on the far right of this and now they're into this cannabis oil. Howard said he used to use Hash oil. Robin said they say it doesn't make you high. Howard said there is nothing mellow about weed. Robin said this is cannabis oil.
Robin read a story about the family separation issue that's everywhere right now. Howard said he and Robin prayed to be separated from their parents. Robin said they say this is terrible but she would have loved to have been put in an institution. Howard said this is a terrible thing actually. Robin said it is. Robin said everyone is taking a position on this issue. Howard said you can't separate kids from their parents. He said you can take people and deport them but you can't separate them from their kids. Robin said all of the first ladies are against it. Howard said it's wrong. Howard said this looks like Nazi Germany. Robin said Jeff Sessions says it's not because it was the other way around when they were trying to stop Jews from leaving Germany. Howard had fake Sarah Huckabee Sanders on the phone to talk about that. He spent a couple of minutes talking to her.
Howard said he looked up the top 10 web sites in the country and 3 of them are porn web sites. He said none of them are YouPorn. Robin said she thinks people move on. Howard said he's not sure he's going to stay on there. He read the list and PornHub, SNXX and some other porn site were in the top 10. Howard said he thought YouPorn was number 1. Robin said the guys have arguments with him all the time. They have moved on and he hasn't. Howard said he should be exploring new sites. Robin said his interests are so scattered that he can't pay the same kind of attention. Robin said it's the same thing with new music. Howard said it's like he's listening to 8 track while everyone else is listening to CDs. He said he's going to change and check out other places as soon as he gets rid of his MySpace account.
Robin read more about the family separations and how big corporations are asking for the changes to happen so they can stop this. Howard said they have to stop that shit. Robin said the kids can't speak English and they don't know what's happening.
Robin read a story about Mary McCormack is in the news. She's saying that her husband's Tesla was shooting flames in traffic. Robin said that she said there was no accident and the incident happened out of the blue. Howard said his wife asked if he had seen the news about her car. He said he worries about Mary and he's still good friends with her. He said once he works with someone he won't let go of them. Robin laughed. Howard said the first comment he read under that video was ''Didn't she play Howard Stern's wife in that disgusting movie of his?'' Howard said that video was frightening. Robin said Tesla is investigating.
Robin read a story about the changes of a Roseanne spin off have increased. Robin said they are in negotiations. Howard said they're going to base it on Sarah Gilbert's character. He said she looks like someone from a different planet. He said he'll watch anything with her in it. He said he can't take his eyes off of her. He said he's not even sure why. He said it could work. He said he'd have her lead our Space Force too.
Howard took a call from Apples who said he works at a weed shop out there in Colorado and they have all kinds of different things with weed in them. Howard said Seth Rogen comes in and he's always talking about the different kinds of weed he's smoking. Apples explained how it works with Sativa. Howard cut him off and said he has to go. He said he has to get to the news. Apples said that vets need it so let them get some weed. Howard said they're all for that.
Howard said Seth Rogen, Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson all thrive on weed. He said Seth is like Popeye with weed. He said that he just needs some weed to make a hit movie. He said he could make a super hero movie with him as a regular guy who smokes weed and becomes a big talent.
Robin said she was watching Black Lightning. Howard said he stopped watching it. He said he gave up. Robin said she thought he was still watching it. Howard said Black Lightning's wife was such an asshole. He said she was so in love with her that he had to stop doing his thing. Robin said she kind of liked the show even though the acting wasn't so good. Howard said he stopped watching Green Arrow too. He said he has like 37 episodes but he stopped. He said he's an asshole. Robin said it was always the same thing. Howard said he gave up on Flash too. He said he likes Gotham and Supergirl. Robin said they ended Agents of SHIELD. Howard said he didn't watch that.
Robin read about how Mike Pompeo believes that Kim Jong Un wants to get rid of his nuclear weapons after threatening us for years. Robin had some audio of him talking about that. Robin read a story about the U.S. and South Korea suspending military exercises because of that summit.
Robin read a story about how they're saying that what James Comey did made the FBI look bad. Robin said there was a lot of unprofessionalism going on. Robin had some audio of someone talking about that.
Robin read a story about rapper XXXTentacion being shot and killed in Miami. Robin read some details about that and had some of his songs for Robin to play. Howard asked if Jason listened to him. Jason said he only knew his one hit song. That's one Robin had for him to play.
Robin read a story about how a lot more young Americans are identifying as bisexual. Robin read the details about that. Howard asked if anyone there wants to identify as bisexual. He said someone there has to. Robin said she would imagine. Fred played clips of Bobo talking about shoving that tube up his ass. Howard said he's completely hetero. He said that lie detector test proved that. Robin said he has to have had a man crush. Fred played some Richard Simmons clips. Howard said he's just straight. He said he's not putting anyone down by saying that. He said if a gay thought came into his head he'd get rid of it. Robin said she would say that she has had girl crushes. She said they go away very quickly. Howard asked who she's had girl crushes on. Robin said she thinks Charlize Theron is stunning. She said she looks forward to her commercials. She said she really admires her. She said she doesn't want to have sex with her though. Robin read more of that story.
Howard asked Fred where he is in that scale of 0-6. Fred said he'd say he's a 0. Howard said he was too. Robin said she might be a half or a 1. Robin said Howard has a bromance with Jimmy Kimmel. Howard said he loves Jimmy. He said he's a great guy but he doesn't want to blow him. Howard said he gets hard when he sees Beth just sitting around. He said she was sitting on the couch the other day and he saw her leg. He told her he wanted to go up and just bang.
Howard said he knows Robin wants love. Robin said she thinks about how she'd like a really good friend. She said that she's not sure what wanting someone around all the time is like. She said she doesn't like people around all the time. She said she likes to be alone. Howard said she should hook up on Tinder. Robin said she really doesn't want strangers around. Howard said fair enough. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:35am.
Howard started the show talking about the sound of happiness that Fred was playing. It was an air horn clip from the Puerto Rican Day Parade. Fred was playing Elmer Fudd and Bobo clips too.
Howard said he received so much email about Bobo. He said he wanted to be part of the lie detector test discussion. He said he got a ton of email after Bobo jumped in. He said everyone seemed to think he was lying about the story. He said he was 20 something when he claims he shoved a vacuum cleaner tube up his ass. Robin said he was visiting his family when he did it.
Howard read some email about the story and people weren't believing it. Howard said he never saw that at all. Robin said she didn't either. Howard said Robin has a pretty good bullshit detector too.
Howard read more email about how Bobo was just doing it for air time. Someone called for a ban for life over the fake story. Howard had a few others where people didn't believe the story.
Howard said he has to get to the bottom of this. He had Bobo on the phone and asked if he made up that story. Bobo said he does not lie because he's Roman Catholic. Howard said that's a lie because he has lied on the show. Bobo said he has plagiarized. He said he was teetering on the edge. Howard said he sort of used that properly.
Howard said here's what he's going to do with him. Bobo said okay and sniffed. Howard said he also said his brother died on 9/11. Bobo said he said it was indirectly. Howard said it was like 9/12 and it had nothing to do with 9/11. He said he was doing a stolen valor kind of thing. Howard said Bobo does lie. Bobo said that he can't get into that. He said it did have to do with 9/11. He said his daughter worked in the towers. He said that he doesn't want to bring that up. Howard said he still died on 9/12.
Howard said he's going to deal with this now. He said he can choose to come clean now and say he lied or he can come down there and take a lie detector test to see if he told the truth. He said if he lied he's going to be banned for the summer. Bobo said he doesn't have to think about it. He said it's the truth. Howard said there are no consequences if he tells him now he lied. Bobo said it happened. He said it's 100 thousand percent true. Howard asked if he has to take a lie detector test. Robin said he does. Howard said he has to come in then. He said he hopes he's telling the truth or he'll have to ban him again. Bobo said that's not going to happen. Bobo said he can tell him how big the canister is and all of that. Howard said he believed him. He asked who would lie about that?
Howard said Bobo isn't that creative to come up with something like that. He said he believes him 100 percent. He said you'd have to be a complete moron to make that up. He said oh, wait a minute.
Robin said she wanted to think back on the show and she got a text from someone later in the day. She said they asked if she was okay after that. She said it was like something terrible had happened to her. She said they said the show got really weird yesterday.
Howard said some songs came out of it too. Howard asked if Sal stayed at her house once. Robin said no. She said she had people over and Sal was there. She said they had a long trailer there for the bathroom and that was because of Sal. She said she didn't want Sal in her bathroom. Howard said he probably would have dome something bizarre in there. Robin said he probably would have. Howard said he would have found her toothbrush and then the feces would have gotten into her and caused her cancer.
Howard played a song parody about Sal using the toothbrush in his asshole. Howard said he wants to yell at Sal. He said think about what he did. He had him come in. Howard asked what he was doing and which uncle this was. Sal told Howard about this uncle who once took out a picture of his sister and showed it to him in a creepy way. He said that was the uncle that he did the Water Pik thing. He said the toothbrush thing was his own. He said he was on the toilet having fun with himself and he looked around trying to figure out how to have some fun. Sal asked if Howard has ever put toothpaste on his cock. Howard laughed and said no. Howard asked if it burned. Sal said it did. He said he was just curious. Howard said it's like taking a gun and shooting yourself to see how far the bullet will go into your head.
Howard asked if he ever took the plunger and used it on his ass. Sal said no. Howard asked what else you can use in the bathroom on yourself. Sal said soap in the shower. He said the shower head can be used for men. He said you use it on the head of your penis and it's fantastic. Howard asked if he's ever used floss in his ass. Sal said no and this isn't as crazy as you think.
Howard asked if he had a dream about fucking JD. Sal said he did. He said he doesn't know why but it was very disturbing. Howard said that's his head. He said Sal created that dream. Sal said it was his subconscious. Howard said it's you creating that dream. He said he created everyone in that dream. Sal said he doesn't know why he had that dream. He said he woke up when he was cleaning off his hands after doing it because JD's ass was dirty.
Howard said he thinks they're on record that anyone has ever fantasized about JD. Robin said JD must be so proud. Sal said it blew him away. Howard said no one ever thinks about JD in that way. JD said he was so honored. He said he loves that he thinks of him in a way that he doesn't clean his ass.
Howard asked how JD looked. Sal said he looked like you think he would. He said his ass was big. He said he was against the wall and he was banging him from behind. He said he pulled out and tons of shit came out all over. He said that's when he woke up. Howard asked if he was enjoying it. Sal said he thinks he was. Howard asked if he was hooting at all. Sal said he was moaning a bit. He said he was good in the dream. He said he was dirty but good.
Howard asked if he's ever had homosexual dreams about anyone. Sal said he doesn't think so. Howard said he's never had a sex dream. He said all of his dreams are nightmares. He said that's going to be the name of his album. He said that's copyrighted. Howard said he'd call Sal's dream a nightmare too.
Howard took a call from Sal's uncle who was complaining about his Water Pik thing. Howard asked fake uncle some questions about that. He was doing an impression of Sal's dad like it was his uncle. Howard said he sounds like Sal's dad. The Uncle said that they all sound the same in that family.
Howard asked Sal if he believes the Bobo story. Sal said no way. He said even he wouldn't have shoved that up his ass. Bobo said he had to tell the story. Sal said Bobo didn't have to tell that story. He said he was proud of that. Howard said he believes the story. Sal said he thinks he was lying. Bobo asked why he'd lie about that. Robin said Bobo isn't that creative. Howard asked if he made Bobo come in there and made him shove something up there would he believe it. Sal said that's better than a lie detector test.
Howard asked Bobo if they can have Bobo put the tube up his ass. Bobo said he doesn't want to do that anymore. Howard said Sal might be right. He asked if they had Perez Hilton insert it. Bobo said it was something that happened at the spur of the moment. He said he doesn't want to do it anymore. He said it was an impulse thing. He said it's like what Sal did. Sal said see how he relates it to his story. Howard let Sal go after that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Bobo is lying about the story. The caller said there is no way physically that he could get it in there. He said it would have sucked up the flesh and ripped him open if he had done it. Howard said that's what a lot of people were saying. Bobo said he didn't insert it all the way in. He said it was in like an inch. Howard said yesterday it was 3 inches. Bobo said he wasn't out there with a ruler. Howard said that's a lot of pipe.
Howard asked if there are songs about Bobo and the vacuum cleaner. He found one a second later. He played the song about Bobo fucking the vacuum.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how you take a 2 and a half inch pipe and put it in your ass. Bobo said he put Vaseline on it. He said that yesterday. Howard thought he didn't. The caller said Bobo is a liar. Howard said he's fact checking and he did say he put Vaseline on it. Bobo said the caller knows nothing about him. The caller said he actually does. He said he's heard his bullshit about driving millions of miles and there's just no way he did that. Bobo said he spent 38 years with the USPS. Howard let the guy go after that. Bobo mentioned that he has more awards than that guy will ever see.
Howard played another song parody about Bobo and they used his real name Steve in that one. Howard said he thinks when people make songs about Bobo they have to use Bobo. He said no one knows Steve. He said they have new fans coming in and they get confused.
Howard said a lot of people don't believe him but he does. Robin does too. Bobo said he would have came clean if he did lie about it.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said he has to be telling the truth. She said no one would lie about that. She said it's fucking creepy though.
Howard said he's going to ask Bobo to swear on his son's life that he fucked himself with a vacuum cleaner. Bobo swore on his son's life. Howard said he believes him. Bobo said without question he did that. Robin said he really did fuck the vacuum. Bobo said he experimented. Howard said he believes Bobo.
Howard said Sal sore on his kid's lives that he never shoved anything in his ass. Gary said he's right about that. Howard said Sal really did that. Sal said sometimes you have to roll the dice and swear on their lives. Howard asked if the kids ever said anything to him about that. Sal said no. He said if you're shoving stuff up your ass you roll the dice and swear on their lives. Howard asked if the kids don't want to know him after that. Sal said they're fine.
Howard took a call from Mark in Boston who said he was starting to like Bobo but then he did this. Howard said he did get some positive email too. He said people have sent in some positive stuff. He said it's a few. Howard read some of the email he got about Bobo and the stuff he was reading was all negative. Howard said someone asked him to hook him up to the lie detector. He tried to find the positive stuff. The positive stuff was actually negative.
Bobo said this stuff just happened. Mark said everything turned a corner when Fred did Ronnie. He said he's doing Bobo now too. Howard said it's good for Fred because he gets to do Bobo too. Fred said there's something wrong with the story. He said he tried different rooms but then he said he only did it once. He said he went from room to room. He said he wasn't that well thought out that he would get the lube. He said he thinks he tried it more than once. Bobo said it wasn't more than once. He said it absolutely wasn't.
Howard asked why he moved from room to room. Bobo said it was a different mood thing. Howard said he doesn't think about moving from room to room. Bobo said some of the rooms are kind of ordinary. He said he had more ambiance to it. Robin said this was like a date.
Howard thought Bobo said he had music in there. Bobo said he never did. Howard asked when Bobo lost his hair. Bobo said it was in his early 30s. Howard said he can't understand why he has no luck.
Howard read a positive one about Bobo and the vacuum hose. He read that one and said he really does believe Bobo. Robin said she does too. She said she doesn't think he could make that up.
Howard said Marfan Mike is on the phone saying that he's making it up. Howard said happy birthday to Mike too. Mike said thank you for that. Howard said he has a song parody for that. He thought he did but it wasn't up there. He found it and played the song for Mike.
Howard had another song parody about Sal's toothbrush incident too. He played that and asked what kind of freak does that. Sal said he doesn't know. He let out a sigh. Robin asked how old he was when he did that. Sal said he was probably 13 or 14.
Howard asked Mike what he has to say. He said a quick ''I don't think he did it.'' Howard said if anyone did the vacuum cleaner thing he'd think it was Mike. He did his Mike voice talking about shoving that thing in there. He said then his whole face got sucked and that's why he looks like a prune. Howard had Sal cracking up with his Mike voice. Howard kept going with it and kept talking about using the vacuum cleaner on his ass. He said he's a dirt devil. Even Mike was laughing at him.
Mike said there are too many details. Howard asked how old Mike is. Mike said he's 48. Howard said he thought he was like 60. He said he didn't have any idea how old he was. Howard said he loves Mike and welcome to the Wack Pack.
Howard asked if anything good has happened to him since getting into the Wack Pack. Mike said yes. He said he's gotten a lot of nice messages from people in the Stern family. Howard said that's good. He played a song parody that Mike did where he sang Queen's ''Bohemian Rhapsody.''
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that is his best impression because he was on hold and didn't know who was talking. Howard said he has a few tricks up his sleeve. Howard did more of Mike's voice. He said he could remake Frankenstein starring Mike. Sal said that would be great.
Howard said they could be as big as Netflix. He said they could make that movie and put it on the app. Robin said the little girl could be Beetlejuice in a wig. Howard said they would get all kinds of viewing records with that. He said they could call it Marfanstein. Ralph said all you do is stick bolts on his neck. Sal said no makeup is needed. Howard said Jim Meyer said he could have a 32 dollar budget for that.
Ralph said he thinks Bobo was playing around with the vacuum. He said he had one of this when he was growing up. He said that thing could suck up something from across the room. He said his tonsils would have come out if he had shoved it in his ass. Howard said there is controversy surrounding Bobo. He said that Sal admitted he shoved a toothbrush up his ass. Sal said a lot of the liars are yet to confess too.
Howard let Sal go. He said Sal rolled the dice with his kids when he swore on them. He said that's crazy.
Howard read more email about Bobo and found some positive stuff about that story. Howard said he believes that story. Bobo thanked him for that. Howard played a song parody about Bobo and went to break.
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Howard said in the paper today they have a picture of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. Robin said she is running around flashing this huge rock. Howard said Pete went all out. He said he's been on Saturday Night Live for a couple of seasons. Robin said he must have never spent a dime. Howard said just the two of them walking around together is fascinating. He said they should do a reality show with those two. He said he'd watch.
Robin said she was reading about how Pete called Nick Cannon before he proposed. Howard said Pete was probably thinking he was moving awfully quick and he should call someone who would be on board with it. He said Nick only dated Mariah Carrey for a couple of weeks. He said Nick should have told him to learn from him and not do it. Robin said she also read that Pete had to mask the tattoo he got for a previous girlfriend.
Howard said if he was Pete he'd be marrying Ariana Grande too. He said he would have asked after one date. He said she's wealthy, she can sing and she's super hot. He said you don't know what's going to happen to you after Saturday Night Live. He said you don't know if you're going to be John Belushi or Garrett Morris. He said some guys go on to have huge careers and some don't. He said that you just don't know.
Howard said they say that Pete and Ariana have moved into a $16 million apartment already. He said that Pete called Nick and got some advice. He said he's wearing a turban now. Howard said he could watch those two if they had a show. Howard said he'd marry her too if he was Pete. Robin said there's no reason for them to rush. She said they have the rest of their lives.
Howard said Pete had trouble telling him what he put in there. He played a clip of Pete talking about putting a little pencil type thing in there. He said he doesn't do it often. He said it's been over 2 months since he did. Howard said to follow up on that Shuli convinced Pete to send a picture of what he put up there and it was a drum stick or something. Gary came in and said it was for an Irish drum. Howard saw it and it was no pencil. He said it's huge at the ends. He asked what is going on with everyone. Howard said that's no pencil.
Howard said Shuli asked Bigfoot if he has ever put anything bigger than an inch in his anal cavity. Bigfoot had trouble hearing him. Shuli asked again and Bigfoot said no.
Howard said Shuli talked to Ass Napkin Ed next. He said Ed admitted a woman put her fingers in his ass. Howard said he's not sure he's even in the Wack Pack. Robin said he's not. Howard said fuck that then. He doesn't care what he's had up his ass. Robin said she's sure he's had things up there. She said he is very anal. Howard said now he's curious. He played a clip of Ed telling Shuli that he had a broad who was foreign put her fingers up there so he had foreign objects up there. Howard said he should not have played that. Howard said that's enough with the ass talk.
Howard asked if he's an addict. Memet said he is. He said he may have seen some of the stuff. Howard asked if he saw the reaction to his video. Memet said he did look at some of it. Howard said he knows he has a problem. Memet said he does know that. He said he can't stop looking at it. He said sometimes people say nice things. Howard said he doesn't react well to the bad things though. Memet said he's right.
Howard asked what his thought process was. Memet said the fat comments bother him. He said they call him old and balding. Howard said it upsets him when they comment on his looks. Memet said yes. Howard said that he thinks that someone is going to tell him he looks great. Howard asked how many are going to say that. Memet said not many. Howard asked why he would go back to the source of his misery.
Howard asked if he has ever watched videos of Iranians beating themselves with chains. Memet said he gets that. He said that doesn't have anything positive. Howard said they think they're getting closer to god. Memet said he thought maybe people would stop calling him fat. Howard said they're not going to stop calling him fat. Memet said he put that out there and he put his phone down and went on with his life.
Howard asked why he won't admit to looking at it. Memet said he likes the positive attention. Howard said he must like both. He asked if he likes puttinghis hand on a hot stove and burning it. Memet said no because it hurts. Howard asked why he would look at the negative comments then. Memet said he likes the positive attention. He said he doesn't like the negative stuff.
Memet said if he got laid after burning his hands on a stove he might do that. Howard said he should find a new way to get laid. Memet said he's not good in person. Howard asked why he keeps trying to button his coat. He asked if he thinks he's fat. Memet said it's a nervous thing he does. He said he's fine though. Memet said he wants to apologize for how he came off yesterday. He said he was defensive as usual. He said he was going to email Robin too but he stopped himself. Howard said that's a fireable offense. Memet said he likes Robin and he didn't want to upset her.
Howard said he is very starved for attention. Memet said he is. Howard asked if he can delete his account for 3 weeks. Memet said he's not sure he could do that. Howard said he's crushed and annihilated by troll comments but he's still on there. Howard said he's on there making videos about not being fat. He said they're anonymous people. Memet said that took 2 seconds. Howard asked if he has real friends on Instagram. Memet said he has some. He said that he's @MemetWalker. Howard said he's really out there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Memet is schizophrenic. Howard thanked him for the call and played a song parody about Memet.
Memet started apologizing for what he did on the show yesterday. Howard didn't know what was happening.
Howard took another call from a guy who said he thinks he's an addict. Howard said this is what addicts do. He said they do things and then apologize but then they start attacking again. Robin said he did that in the IQ test. Howard said he was attacking everyone and then apologized and then he did the same thing yesterday and apologized again. Memet said he's sorry. He said they caught him in a bad day yesterday. Howard said they want to catch him on a good day. Memet apologized to everyone again. Howard said they can catch him again on social media later. Memet said no.
Robin said Memet is going back to check on social media right now. Howard said lets hope he loses some weight. Fred had a clip of Memet saying ''It's the new cameras.''
Howard said he courts feeling sad but he never goes over the edge. Robin said that one day that he was trying to convince that girl to have sex with him in high school. She said he put on some song that bummed her out. Howard said he was not a good seducer of women. He wasn't thinking clearly.
Howard played more of the cover of ''Nothing Compares 2 U.'' Howard said Chris is sitting there next to his beautiful daughter in this video. Howard said she sounds so mature in that song. He said she's like Millie Bobby Brown. He said that she was supposed to be at the MTV movie awards but she didn't go. Howard said that they all lecture at these shows now. He said they're young kids lecturing you on really important things. He said it's all don't do this and don't do that.
Howard said Millie Bobby Brown hurt her knee so she wasn't able to go to the show. He said she recorded a message for the show. He said she sounds so adult. He said she's way more adult than him. He said he's like quadruple her age. He said she denounces bullying and more. He said he could watch her all day.
Howard said he could watch her, Sarah Gilbert, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson all day long. He said he wants them all together.
Howard played the Millie Bobby Brown clip and said he just got lectured by a 13 year old. He did an impression of her and Fred played Grandpa Al's ''Blablablabla'' clip over that. Howard said he hopes she doesn't go all Lindsay Lohan on us.
Howard said this other girl came out and started talking about how great the MTV awards are. He said you know it was written for her. He said it was this long speech about how these are ''genderless awards.'' He said this kid is lecturing him and he's not sure where the fun is with kids now. Howard played that clip and said you don't get to congratulate yourself about genderless awards.
Howard said he guarantees that show didn't get 3 viewers. He said some guy from Guardians of the Galaxy got up and mixed in his religion. He said he was like ''Whoa. Easy pal.'' He said he doesn't want to be lectured.
Howard asked if he went on the MTV awards as Fartman if he would have to be Fart-person now. He said that they just lecture on that show now.
Howard said Bubba is upset and pissed off at Brent over something. He said Bubba sent him a song about Brent. He said he may have played it on his radio show. Howard said that guy Ned is singing about Brent in a very negative way. He said he was singing about how Brent sucks and they want more Ronnie and less Brent on the show. Howard said that sounds like things are turning ugly. Brent said that he's correct on Bubba's end. Howard asked if it has something to do with him being happy there in New York. Brent said he has changed. He said that he has gone to therapy and he has made amends with people in the business. He said they're upset with him for letting go of all of this stuff.
Howard asked Ronnie if he has heard this. Ronnie said he has talked to Bubba about this. He said he thinks Brent is a piece of shit. Howard asked if this upsets Brent. Brent said not at all.
Howard said they say ''less Hatley, more Ronnie'' in the song. Ronnie said they're upset for Brent thanking people in the business and leaving Bubba out. Brent said he didn't leave Bubba out. He said he's in there and it's in chronological order. Gary said he tanked a guy who Bubba perceives as his enemy. Ronnie said it's more than one guy. Gary said that's what pissed him off.
Brent said that this guy Mike has been in a feud with Bubba for 18 years. He said he went on Mike's show to talk about this defamation case and they shook hands after it. He said that his anger is all gone and he has to let it all go. Howard said now Bubba is pissed at him. Brent said he's not pissed at Bubba though.
Howard said he had to ask Brent what's going on with this. He said he has the one song that he heard. He said it is a catchy tune. Ronnie said they have more than one song. Howard said this is the only one he knows about. Howard played the song where they sang about wanting more Ronnie Mund and less Hatley on the show.
Ronnie said that he went on a rant on his show for over and hour about Brent being a piece of shit. Brent said he didn't hear that. He said he doesn't have a lot of time for any other show than this one. He said he's not like Ronnie. Ronnie said he listened to half of it in the bathroom. He said he listened to the other half down the line somewhere.
Howard asked how long he's been gone from that show. Brent said it's been 5 years. Howard said Bubba has it in for him. Brent said you have to move on at some point. Howard said the whole song is about how they want more Ronnie and less Brent. Howard asked if he's pissed at Ned. Brent said it's all directed by one person. Ronnie said that Bubba thinks that no one at that show is Brent's friend anymore. Even Ned.
Howard said that he loves this. He said that Brent must be bothered by it. Brent said not really. He said he can't control how Bubba feels. Howard asked if he'll call Bubba. Brent said never. He said that he has no interest. Robins said that's a little angry. Brent said it's not even a little angry. Ronnie said it's a lot angry. Robin said he could call and say he didn't mean to do anything angry. Brent said it wasn't angry. He said he thanked Bubba. Howard said he got upset about something nice David Spade wrote about him.
Gary said that the guys back there think that Brent is upset with Ronnie for being friends with Bubba. Brent said he's not at all.
Howard asked who Ronnie likes more, Brent or Bubba. Ronnie said he has been friends with them both for a long time. He said it could be Bubba. Howard said he can get Bubba on the show and patch things up.
Ronnie said he thinks that Bubba is upset with Brent for leaving him. Howard said he has talked to Bubba about that. He said Bubba told him that he loves Brent and he wants to see him do well. He said he was happy for him. Ronnie said he would never say no to him about anything. Howard said he wouldn't do that. Robin said take Ronnie's word for it. Howard said Ronnie doesn't see things all that clearly. Howard said he's afraid of Ronnie when he's driving. He said he won't have a bad conversation in the car with him.
Gary asked if he's making the call. Howard said go ahead. He said he wants them to make up. Robin said he was the godfather of Bubba's son. Brent said he was but he's not sure if he is now.
Howard said he will straighten things out. He said Bubba is probably in court. Jason said that he's trying to get through on the hot line but they're not picking up. Howard said just hand off the show to someone else and get on his show. Howard said that would be funny if he did that.
Gary said no one is picking up. Robin said maybe they don't want to talk to anyone about Brent. Ronnie said he was texting with him last night. Howard told him to text him now and tell him to pick up. Howard told Robin to watch him text. Ronnie said he has to get in the right screen. He said he has so many numbers in there.
Howard said Brent's job was like picking up the job. Brent said he was in studio. He didn't pick up the phone. Howard said look at Ronnie texting. He said he looks like a cave man.
Howard asked what Ronnie sent. Ronnie said he told him to pock up the hot line. Howard said he looks like his parents typing on a computer. Ronnie said he still has a Blackberry. Howard said Bubba probably isn't checking his phone if he's on the air. He said he has to do this quickly if they do it.
Howard said he thinks that Bubba is very sensitive about things. Brent said he's like Trump in that way. He said he thinks you're either 100 percent with him or 100 against.
Howard took a call from this guy Mike who calls Bubba all the time. Mike said he had to talk to a customer so Howard said get the fuck off his line. Howard said he has a show to do there. He said you don't put him on hold. He said he puts you on hold.
Mike said that Bubba is upset about Brent thanking this guy Mike Calta because he's at war with him. Brent said that the one thing he won't say on the air is that they've had a feud for 18 years. He said they can work it out or not. He said he let all of his anger go and Bubba hasn't. Mike said he thinks that therapy has ruined his relationship with Bubba. Howard said that they're never going to find out because Ronnie's text wasn't effective. Ronnie said this guy Mike doesn't know anything other than what he's hearing on the air. Ronnie said he has talked to him off the air. Mike said sometimes his ability to translate isn't so good. Howard said that's what he said.
Bubba said that Brent put something up on Facebook about how he wanted to thanked people who helped him in his career. He said he was in the list and that was great. He said then he had this guy he has a problem with down there named Mike Calta. He said it's a big mess. Bubba said that Mike has been a problem with him for a long time. He said he knows what this guy has done. Bubba said that Brent went back and added Mike's name to the list. He said that would be like Gary adding Opie and Anthony to the list. He asked what Howard would do. Howard said that would be weird. Brent said it would be more like Gary thanking Stuttering John or Jackie. Bubba said this guy released the Hulk Hogan tape though. He said he's in a lawsuit with him.
Brent said that they have all done things wrong in life. He said he's let all of it go. Bubba said ''whatever Brent.'' He said they know Brent. He said he has to stop acting all fancy up there in New York.
Bubba said Brent is just being a dick now. Brent said in 2014 he was offered a job at the NFL and Mike didn't bury him when he was called as a reference. He took this job instead though.
Howard said he and Brent go way back. He said he considers them very good friends. He said he hears what he's saying now. He said he knows Brent loves them. He asked if he's still the godfather to his child. Bubba said of course he is. He said that he feels betrayed and he's disappointed. He said that he and Brent have gone through some stuff and Brent was the most instrumental in getting the job with Howard over there. He said this cuts him to the core. He said it's a back stabbing and conniving thing. Brent said he gets why he's upset.
Bubba said he knows Brent isn't a bad guy. He said Mike has ruined his life though. He said no one in the room knows what he's going through. He said Calta is the guy who released the sex tape to Gawker. Howard asked if that's alleged or what. Bubba said Brent should answer that. Howard asked how he can get the two of them back together. Bubba said he loves Brent like a brother and he's hurt. He said this isn't going to last forever. Howard asked if there's anything he can do to help. Bubba said no. He said he's at his wits end with his show. He said they have been so blackballed in the business.
Howard said he has to take some of the responsibility for that tape. Bubba said he knows he does. He said he has too. He said he shouldn't be blackballed from the business for that his whole life. He said that people who worked there stole it from him.
Howard asked if Brent wrote a nice note about him on Facebook would that help? Bubba said not at all. He said that would just be fake. He said that Ronnie and Fred are the only two real men up there too. Howard said he isn't in that list. Bubba said Howard is on another level.
Howard asked if Bubba knows what he did to himself with that woman. Bubba didn't seem to be aware of that. Bubba said they are all into some freaky stuff. Howard said Ronnie was the woman in this situation.
Howard asked where they're at with this whole thing. Bubba said they can march down to Scott Greenstein and get him a job. Howard said he can't just do that. He said he has told them 27 times that Bubba is great. He said that Bubba has said some things about Scott. He said he can't do that. Ned asked if he can go to Scott and apologize for him for saying he screwed his grand daddy.
Howard said he will march down there. He asked where they're at with Brent. Bubba said he and Brent will handle things. Robin said Brent was never going to talk to him again. Bubba said he's the worldly one so that's not cool. Brent said that he's letting it all go. He said Bubba is upset and he can't talk to him. Bubba said that he was the one who said it was cool. He said that he's trying to smart guy him. He said he's reversing the heat. Howard asked if anyone wins an argument with him. Bubba said he's not sure what to do.
Robin said they love each other and they have to talk things through. Bubba said how about they fight. Howard asked Brent if he thinks he could beat up Bubba. Brent said there's only one way to find out. Howard asked if he would fight him. Brent said not unless Bubba took a swing at him. Bubba said he's 52 now so who is he going to fight. He said he's looking good though. He said he's down to 303 or so. He said he was up to 340 at one time. Howard said he has to get that weight down. Robin said he has to train for this fight. Bubba told her to shut up. He said she's not in the best of shape either.
Howard said Jim Meyer is on the phone. He said now they can find out if they can get him a job there. Fake Jim said they were ready to hire him and Brent said don't do it. Fake Jim said they had the papers to be signed and Brent ripped them right up. Jim said he loves that Ned though. Bubba said look how much fun they're having. Howard said he knows. He said don't bust his balls. He said he and Bubba are cool.
Howard asked Brent if he would hire Bubba if he was the head of Sirius. Bubba said absolutely. He said there are a couple of places he could go on Sirius. Howard asked why he has his fingers crossed. Brent said he doesn't. Bubba said he's the second best radio host out there. He said Ronnie drives around the best one.
Howard said he has to give him a call off the air. Bubba said the song was pretty funny. Brent said they are great at song parodies. Brent said that Bubba rambles incoherently like Trump. Howard said that's a little out of line.
Howard asked if Robin would have sex with Bubba. Robin said no. Bubba said that Brent was talking about the two finger cul-de-sac thing and don't think he came up with that on his own. Howard asked if he has a girlfriend. Bubba said not now and he's happier than ever.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said he thinks Bubba has a point. He said Brent has to show him some respect. He said he can't be thanking that guy Mike Calta. Bubba said Howard would lose his mind if this was happening to him. He said Howard is passive and he's aggressive.
Ralph said he thinks that this is like Janice on The Sopranos. He said that she went to therapy and she got all mellow. He said Brent is like Janice.
Robin said that Brent won't admit his anger right now. Brent said he's from a big city. Robin said he's a very angry guy who won't admit his anger. Brent said he's not even a little angry. Bubba said don't make him break out the Jack Daniels tapes. Bubba said a leopard doesn't change his stripes. He said he's just playing the New York game. Brent said that he doesn't know what that is.
Bubba said that Brent takes notes on everyone. Brent said he does take notes every day. Ned said he's a serial killer. Bubba said he's obsessed with serial killers.
Howard said he's not sure what they have learned today. Robin said they have learned that Bubba would be open to talking to Brent but Brent was closing the door. Howard asked if Brent should call Bubba. Robin said he should. She said that he's his son's godfather. Robin said she doesn't know what these people have done. She said she holds grudges longer than Howard does. Howard said his never go away. Robin said he has made u with people and not told her. Howard said that's true.
Howard said Brent is writing a book. Bubba said he was supposed to be writing his book but then he quit and went to New York. Brent said that it puts Bubba in a good light. Bubba said that he loves Brent but his feelings are hurt. He said that he's sad that they're left behind and they're not doing anything for them. He said he was the one who hired him in 2000. He said he wasn't doing anything but hanging banners. Brent said he actually stole him from another radio show. Bubba said he fired Mike Calta to hire Brent. Brent said that's true. Bubba screamed out ''How about that!?''
Howard asked if he's living in a motor home. Bubba said he is. He said that he lost his home. He said he's in this lawsuit and they have no idea what that's like. Bubba played some of the song about Ronnie and Brent. Howard said he hopes they can talk.
Bubba said he's going to call Brent at 10:10 today. Brent said he's working until 12. Howard said that's fine with him if he calls. Bubba said it's on Brent if he doesn't take the call. Howard let Bubba go a short time later. Bubba said goodbye to Fred and Ronnie who are his two favorite guys.
Howard said he hopes he got somewhere with that. Brent said he thinks he did. Howard asked if he would blow Scott Greenstein for him. Brent said that he would tell him to get the fuck out of his office if he did that. Howard said he hopes they can work this out. Brent said sometimes you have to cut people out of your life. Robin said that you should be able to resolve issues with. She said that he has to think about the way Bubba was and if he could deal with Bubba. Ronnie said that Bubba likes the old Brent. Howard said he's giving some good advice. He said Brent is different now. Howard wrapped up with everyone and went to break.
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Howard asked what they should do now. He said they can get on the phone and give away some money with a Beetlejuice game or he had something else to do. He said he has the Flat Earth convention. He said they sent Memet down there. He said people buy into that and they're fucking morons. Robin said there was a black guy on The Bachelorette who was talking about that. Howard said he was just throwing that out like it was garbage. He said it's like he never went to school. Howard said he should get to that.
Howard said people think they're smarter than scientists. He said people just believe that they want to believe. He said Memet went to this conference in North Carolina. Robin asked who is speaking there. Howard said he'll just say that there were over 500 people at this convention. He said there are two camps in this flat earth movement. He said there are a group that believe it's flat because the bible says so. Then there's the non-religious who say that the government is lying to us. He said that they have a conspiracy theory.
Howard said this one man flew over 1000 miles to the conference. He said he went from Oklahoma to this conference. Robin said this was all over flat ground. Howard played a clip of the guy talking about how he wanted to meet these people and hopefully find out more about it. He said there's a lot that doesn't make sense to him and he wanted to find out more. Howard said he doesn't believe in circumnavigation. Howard played audio of him talking about that. He said that they'll shoot you down when you get to the edge of earth. That guy was also saying we don't have any pictures from space. He claims that all of those pictures are photoshopped. Robin said some of those pictures preceded CGI.
Howard said that this guy thinks that Trump knows the truth and he'd be killed if he told us the truth. The guy thinks Kennedy was killed because of that. Howard asked what's going on here on this planet. Robin said he doesn't want to know. Howard said these people are breeding. He said this guy somehow has a job that he can afford to go to this convention.
Howard said this guy also had a religious revelation. Howard played audio of the guy talking about how they're hiding this stuff from people and it will never go main stream. He said that he believes that people are in danger over it. Howard said he'd like to know why they think they'd keep it from us that the earth is flat. He asked what the upside is in making us believe it's round.
Howard said this person is another bible thumper and he just thinks it's flat because of the bible. He played the clip and Memet was talking to the guy about how you have to build things on flat areas and it's all flat because that's the way God made it. Howard asked what they're talking about here. He said he won't even say the moon or other planets are round. Robin asked where they think the sun goes.
Howard played a clip of the guy talking about how he can see the sun and it's round but he's not sure if it's round or a circular light. He said he's not sure if the moon is a sphere. He said he looks at it and it looks flat to him so he's going by what he sees.
Howard asked if Memet was going crazy there. Memet said that they believe that they're on a flat earth and the sun zig zags to other countries. He said that it's just traveling around the flat earth. Robin asked what the moon does. Memet said they think the moon is messed with. Howard said imagine you get your scientific information from a book that was written 2000 years ago.
Howard said this guy doesn't believe in gravity. Howard played a clip of the guy talking about how it's not relative to him. He said it's not in the bible. He said if it's not in the bible he has to be very wary of it. He said he knows that man can lie.
Memet said some of these people weren't dumb. He said they can offer up some crazy shit though. Howard said this flat earther says we would feel it if we were moving. Howard played the clip and said that we'd be thrown off by centrifugal force. He said that gravity is an imaginary thing. Howard said that guy's bullshit is hard to argue with. He said he has good vocabulary.
Robin said when you're in a car do you feel like you're moving? Howard asked if you feel it when you're on a merry go round. He said sure you do. Robin said you don't know you're moving when the car is moving. Robin said she has experienced it.
Memet said that the speakers there were sobbing over this. He said they do videos on YouTube and they make money selling flat earth swag. He said they sell flat globes and stuff.
Howard asked if there were any hot chicks there. Memet said not many. He said he did talk to some. Howard asked if she was hot. Memet said no. Howard said this woman thinks we're living in a Truman Show kind of simulation. Robin asked who is watching. Howard said lets listen. Howard played the clip and the woman said we could be a lost civilization or something. She said we don't know what's above us at the top of the food chain.
Howard said she also thinks the Arctic circle is an endless plain at the edge of the earth. Memet said they all believe that. Howard played the clip of her talking about that.
Memet said the scariest thing was when parents would get up and talk about this flat earth thing and a thousand people would applaud.
Howard played a clip of a guy talking about how he goes by what the bible says so it is a flat earth. Memet asked the guy what he'll do when they try to teach the kid about it being round. The guy said they home school.
Howard played some more audio of a guy talking about how other kids will teach your kids in class. He said they teach you cuss words and sex and drugs and sin. He said that they teach you that you came from a monkey. He said he wants truth and holiness in his life.
Howard said his favorite clip is this last one he's going to play. He said this guy has a theory that's brilliant. He said Memet asks about Stephen Hawking believing that the earth is round. He said this guy thinks that someone was working his computer for him. Howard said this is the most brilliant guy ever. Howard played the clip and the guy said that we don't know what he's saying is actually what he's saying. He said he could have had someone behind those words. Howard said he's right. He said he could have just been sitting there hoping someone would blow him.
Howard said he thinks the same guy who hacked Roseanne's tweets hacked into Stephan Hawking's computer. He said he should go to one of these conventions and say the craziest shit and see what he can get them to buy. Howard said he'll start out with something simple. He said he'll say that Bill O'Reilly was framed. Then he'll say that he knows Marlee Matlin is a flat earther and Hollywood is keeping her from coming forward. Howard said then he'll say that Panda bears are actually alligators and it's proven in the bible. He said he will say that computers are secret Jews. Memet said that would get huge applause. Howard said he'd say there are no numbers above 800. He said he'd tell them that they have proof that kangaroos are actually robots. He said he'll tell them that math is a trick that Kim Jong Un came up with. He said he'll say he believes that dogs can talk but they just don't like us. Howard went on and on with crazy things he'd tell these people.
Howard said he will every once in a while throw in a real fact to keep them calm. He said he'll throw in that Fred's real name is Eric. He said that's just to keep them honest.
Howard said the Illuminati has blocked so many facts. He said that mosquitos transfer our blood to vampires and dolphins speak 6 languages. He said the letter J is a vowel. He said then he'll said you know the sky is blue. He said Seth Rogen is just a plot to get everyone smoking weed.
Memet said the biggest thing that gets applause is that you're teaching your kids that stuff. Howard took a call from the guys in the back who was playing Stephen Hawking. Howard spent a short time talking to him about his hacked computer.
Howard said good job to Memet. Howard said here were over 500 people at that convention. He did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard said they should start the news. They played Robin into it with a song parody by fake Bill Cosby. Howard said he saw Bill up there recording that song yesterday. He said his arms are huge from working out.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said Bubba is out of his mind asking favors of him. Howard said he actually did say to them that they should hire Bubba. Mariann said she knows he did. Howard hung up on her. Robin wondered if there would ever be a falling out with Howard and Mariann. Howard said he's not sure what he'd have to do to make that happen.
Robin started her news talking about parents who do too much for their kids. She said she has seen that people will write their college student's papers and stuff like that. Howard said he has seen that too. Robin asked where the cut off is. Howard said to be a good parent you want to see them fly off on their own. Robin read a story about a dad in North Carolina whose son wasn't valedictorian so he took out a billboard to make sure people knew. Robin asked if that's too much. Howard said that's too much.
Howard said Tan Mom is claiming her Twitter account was hacked. He took the call from Tan Mom who said she got her lips done yesterday. Gary said the pictures look like a cartoon. He said whatever she put in there must be poison. Gary said that Shuli has a picture to show. Howard took a look and said ''Oh my god!'' He said her lips were fine. He said they were nice. Robin said they look like they have balloons in them. Tan Mom said they're swollen and they'll come down.
Howard said Eric Andre and his buddy are thinking of injecting Botox into their ball sacks. He said that would be funny. He said he'd like to know if it would straighten out their wrinkles. Howard said he thinks that would be great on the show.
Howard said maybe they can put cement in those balls. He said he doesn't want him dropping dead though. He said that wouldn't be good.
Tan Mom said she called about something. Howard asked if she can even follow what he's talking about. Robin said no way. Shuli did his Tan Mom voice like a parrot. Howard said she sounds like James Brown. Howard asked Tan Mom if she thinks the world is round or flat. She said it's flat actually. She said it was some high school thing they did way back when. She said it's round but it's technically flat. Shuli did his impression talking about how it's round but flat again.
Howard said he has to go. He asked how her Twitter account got hacked. Tan Mom said it happened once before. Shuli said she uses Emojis for everything and they don't coincide with anything she's talking about. Tan Mom said she thinks of Howard whenever she uses Emojis. Shuli said her tweets are like riddles within riddles.
Howard asked why she thinks she was hacked. Tan Mom said whenever she was on the show she would get comments. She said when she was on the phone the other day her phone was going blank again. She said she has to go to AT&T to get it fixed. She said she bakes cookies for them. Howard had Shuli do his impression of Tan Mom saying what she just said.
Howard read one of her tweets and said it said great day at the beach and had a cow and two churches Emojis.
Tan Mom said her lips are going to calm down. She said she just got them done. Howard said her last tweet has 12 Emojis. He asked what the high heel means in that one. She said it's like she's stomping her foot. Howard said that's like a mic drop.
Howard said he got a note from someone saying that Tan Mom claimed that her account was hacked after someone posted that Howard was a ''kike'' and Robin was a ''nig'' on her account. Gary said that was in March. Gary said now she's claiming she was hacked again. Tan Mom said she was. She said they know she would never say anything like that. Howard said she'd post 5 bagel Emojis. Tan Mom said they should come up with those. She said Robin is a Hershey's kiss. Tan Mom said she wants them to follow her on Instagram and Twitter. Howard let her go a short time later and played a song parody about her. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
After the break Howard came right back and Robin read a story about how George Takei is weighing in about the immigration thing that's going on. Robin said George is now saying that it could be worse than the internment camps because they weren't separated from their parents back then. Robin said that George has been a major spokesperson about that. She said she was quiet for a while but now he's back. Howard said he had better come back on this show.
Robin read a story about Rachel Maddow breaking down on her show while talking about the immigration separation thing. Robin had some audio for Howard to play. Rachel was reading the story about how babies and young children were being sent to at least 3 ''tender age shelters'' in Texas. She had to end her segment without even finishing the story. Howard said Jimmy Kimmel can top her with crying on any issue. Robin said Megan McCain had some strong words for Ivanka Trump on The View. Robin had some audio of that too. Megan was wondering where Ivanka is in all of this.
Howard said you can't watch those videos without crying. He said he's right there with Rachel Maddow. Howard asked if Robin wants to hear from Melania Trump. Robin said she does. Howard took the call from fake Melania who blamed the democrats for that and for fucking Stormy Daniels and many other things.
Robin read a story about how people are asking Trump to end this separation thing but he says there's a law and he can't do anything about it. Robin read some other stories about the separation thing and had some audio for Howard to play. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how Trump is doing in the polls. Robin said they say that he's at 45 percent approval. Howard said if you watch the news you'd think everyone hates him. Robin said this is a Gallup poll and they say he's been above 40 percent since April. Robin said he's at a level that other presidents have been at in the same time in their terms. Robin said that most Americans agree that he should be impeached if he tries to pardon himself. Howard said he would do it. He'll just see what happens.
Robin read a story about how sexual assaults on airplanes have doubled since 2014. Robin said 63 assaults were reported in 2017. Robin said it happens mostly while people are sleeping and the cabin is dark. Howard said he's shocked by that. He said it sounds crazy. Robin asked if women are supposed to stay awake the whole flight. Howard said that's a start. Howard said here was a video of some guy pan handling on a flight. Gary said Benjy is the one who saw it. Benjy came in and said it was on the internet. He said he didn't watch it. Howard thanked him and kicked him out. He didn't even see it. Howard asked if he passed the lie detector test. Gary said Benjy was the one who lied on every question.
Howard said he has to move on so he wants to get out of there. Benjy was still asking questions about what to do with the kids who are being separated. Howard said they could change that in 2 seconds. Jason said none of what Benjy is saying is true. Howard said it's really not true. Jason said they used to keep the people together. He said this is a new policy. Gary said they say it costs $800 a night per kid to separate them. Howard kicked Benjy out again but he didn't move. Howard said he really has to move on. He said they'll continue this on Monday... but not really. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the South Carolina apology for slavery thing that was voted on yesterday. Robin said they are apologizing for slavery. Howard said he told her she would. Robin had some audio of someone giving the apology. Robin said she guesses everything is fine now. Robin read more details about what the Mayor said and had more clips for Howard to play. Robin told Howard about a conversation she had with someone about this apology thing back when Obama was President. She said that this guy wanted a white guy to do the apology not Obama. Robin said this is about teaching white people. Howard said Robin has some life.
Robin read a story about an auxiliary police officer in Ohio who is accused of child rape and he's spending 8 years in prison over it. Robin said that this guy apologized for what he did. She had some audio of the guy apologizing. Robin said that the victim also read a statement in court.
Robin read a story about Canada taking steps to legalize marijuana. Howard said why not, right? Robin said that sales could begin in 8-12 weeks after making it legal. Robin said they are moving ahead. Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about IHOP changing its name to IHOB. Robin said that it didn't help to spur business. Robin said they are admitting that now. Howard said he thought it was a good idea because it got them talking about it. Robin said it was all about getting people to go to their restaurants but it didn't work. Howard said what they should do is apologize for slavery. He said people would talk about them and maybe go.
Robin read about how Roseanne is trying to mend fences with the staff and crew of her show. Robin said she's been reaching out personally to apologize. Robin said that's what sources are saying. Howard said people liked his idea to just name every show on ABC ''Roseanne.'' Robin said they say that Roseanne has been calling cast and crew members trying to make things right.
Robin read a story about Chris Hardwick and his ex Chloe Dykstra. Robin said that they say that there are text messages that say she wanted to get back together with him after they broke up. Robin said this was like 7 months after. Robin said that work has disappeared from his desk because of her accusation. Howard said Ralph was really worked up over the Chris Hardwick thing. Robin said he did call in saying it was a rush to judgment. Robin said they found those text messages where she asked if things will be alright again. She said you have to ask if it was such an abusive relationship why would she want to go back.
Robin read a story about Jada Pinkett Smith talking about vaginal rejuvenation with her mom. Robin had some audio of Jada talking about getting vaginal rejuvenation. After hearing that clip Howard said maybe he needs that. Robin had another clip of Jada says she feels like a 16 year old down there. Howard said she's pretty hot. He said he likes her. He said she's a ball of fun. He said that's fucking hot getting that done.
Howard took a call from Ralph and talked about the Jada Pinkett Smith vaginal rejuvenation thing. Howard ended up doing his mom's voice talking about getting that done too.
Howard asked Ralph what he wants. Ralph said he was right about the Chris Hardwick thing. He said people are calming down about it now. Howard let him go and kept going with his mom talking about her rejuvenated pussy.
Robin read a story about Michael Jackson coming to Broadway in a musical. Robin said it will feature a lot of his hit songs. Robin said it's a biographical show. Howard asked if Robin would do the vaginal rejuvenation. Robin said it sounds like a spa treatment. She said sure she'd want a 16 year old vagina. She said she'd be a virgin again. Howard said the juice would be flowing again down there.
Robin asked what's going on with him and Eddie Vedder. Howard said he just loves that band. He said he loves the song ''Glorified G.'' Robin said he was very enthusiastic about him. Robin said he had to cancel a concert last night after losing his voice. Fred played Ronnie yelling ''Let's hear it!'' and some other things. Fred also played ''Glorified G'' while they were talking about that. Howard said he's sorry to hear that.
Robin read a story about Tiffany Haddish and how she hosted the MTV Movie awards. Robin said she had some jokes. She had audio of some of those jokes. Robin said Black Panther won a lot of the awards at the show. Howard said he hasn't seen that yet. Robin said Chris Pratt was one of the big winners too. She had some audio of him giving his speech. Howard asked her not to make him sit through that again. He said he misses the old days of MTV. Robin had another clip of him talking about how god is real and all of that. Howard said he's cool with that but there was a lot of lecturing going on. Robin said that Lady Gaga may have let an F-bomb go.
Robin read a story about how Bruce Springsteen's hand written lyrics to Born to Run are up for auction. Howard said he'd like that. Robin said they were on notebook paper from 1974. Howard said he doesn't care about owning that but Gary would. He said all of his money would be gone if he had any to spend on that kind of thing. Gary asked Howard if he'd want the hand written lyrics to Layla. Howard said no way. He said even if he wrote it himself he wouldn't keep them. Fred played a bunch of Gary throat clearing clips.
Howard said it's creepy to have that piece of paper. He said Bruce should have it. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:00am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.