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Howard started the show talking about how he's enjoying his coffee. He said he's starting late. He said he wishes he had more time and he'd nurse that thing a little more. He said he has to start the show though. He said people have been waiting all night for them.
Howard said he was just listening to this guy who is a sports announcer. He said he could never get that excited about a sport. He said this guy is from Roma. JD said it's a soccer team named Roma. Howard asked why he wouldn't tell him that. JD said he didn't know. Howard said this is Carlo Zampa and he's calling a game. He said someone scored a game winning goal in this game. He said he loves that he relies on JD for notes and the notes leave him in the dark. Howard played the clip and the guy freaked out when the team scored. He was screaming about the goal.
Howard said maybe he was getting pegged at the time like Ronnie. He said this guy is from Iceland. He said it's the same kind of thing where he freaks out about a goal. Howard played that clip and the guy and another guy were freaking out screaming about the win. Howard said they must need their voice to make a living.
Howard said this guy is a soccer announcer and he says ''Goaaaaal'' when they score. He said it's crazy. JD said no to that. Howard said he's a fucking idiot. JD said it's a PGA announcer. Howard said he's got it all wrong. It's actually a guy saying ''Hole'' like someone says ''Goal.'' Howard said JD has to be checked for the way he writes. He said he needs a Harvard graduate there to do his job. He said he's from Full Sail. Howard said he heard these clips 3 days ago. He said he asked JD to describe what they're talking about because it's crazy. Howard said this is a Spanish announcer saying ''Hole'' in a golf tournament. He said he should bend JD over and spank him over this.
Howard played the clip of the guy saying ''Hooooole!'' like a soccer announcer would do for a goal. Howard said that's the way to make golf exciting. He said he just loves JD's explanation. He asked why this guy is carrying on. He did an impression of JD talking about that. Howard said someone else has to write the explanations from now on. He said JD isn't to be trusted. Howard asked if they're funny. Robin said they are. She said it's too much carrying on about nothing.
Howard said it would have been nice to be with his wife. He said the hotel was full of inductees. He said 300 of the 350 rooms were taken up by those people. He said that he had someone above him who was noisy. He said that he went to the hotel before the show and the restaurant in the hotel said they were going to have a 2 hour delay. He said he thinks they were overwhelmed with rock and roll eating.
Gary came in and Howard got confused by the microphone setup. Howard asked if he can go home. Gary got on microphone and said that the hotel was overwhelmed with everything. He said they had a very long wait for everything the whole weekend. Howard said that hotel was very odd because they had no lights in the ceilings. He said he's never seen that before. He said it was very third world. Robin said it's very clean. Howard said the hotel was very nice and accommodating but it was odd.
Robin asked if they knew what was happening. Howard said they did but it was overwhelming. Howard said they had security on his floor. Gary said it was a free for all in the rest of the hotel.
Howard said there were doors slamming and people singing in the floor above him. He said that she was singing and he wanted her to go outside to sing. He said that the doors slamming and walking and running were making him nuts. He said that he had ear plugs in and he had a white noise machine in his iPhone. He said it was ridiculous. He said he was laying there moaning.
Robin said in a lot of hotels they have insulation that should block sound. Howard said he's never staying in a hotel ever again. He said he doesn't want to go anywhere. He said he likes being home. He said no more rock and roll hall of fame speeches. He said he's saying that with peace and love. Howard did his impression of Ringo Starr asking people to never ask him for anything.
Howard said he's glad he stayed in that hotel because he had to go down to do the rehearsal. He said he wasn't able to hear himself so they set him up with an ear piece.
Gary said they inducted Nina Simone after Howard left. He said that this guy inducting her was going on and on and he refused to leave. He said he went on for 17 minutes and talked about his career as well. Gary said they tripled the size of the font to tell him to please wrap it up.
Howard said Beth had a great dress on with the back cut out of it. He said he was just exhausted and he had to leave. He said he ordered some Italian food from a restaurant. He said he gave up on the room service. He said the Italian food was pretty good too.
Gary said it seemed like a lot of people were coming up and saying hi to Howard. Howard said they were and he was just trying to watch the show. He said he was in the middle of the show and he had to bail out. He said it was crazy.
Howard said he ran into Ric Ocasek there and he said hi. Gary said someone said they asked Ric about him and he said he didn't want to talk about Howard Stern. Howard said maybe he just wanted to talk about himself. He said he loves the guy so he has no beef with him. He said he doesn't know about that.
Gary said he saw Beth talking to Paulina and they had similar dresses on. Howard said his wife had a great time. He said she went to Bon Jovi's after party. He said they were up until 1:30 in the morning. Gary said it was 2 in the morning. Robin said they should talk to Beth about what went on there. Howard said they should.
Howard said he went to watch the new Lost in Space on Netflix. He said he's only on episode 3 and it's so good. He said he highly recommends it. He said they did a whole reboot. He said he's so happy doing that. He said he was really tired.
Howard said he was so happy for the band. He said they were all there and it was great. He said everyone was having fun but him. He said that happens all the time. Gary said the whole ceremony lasted 4 hours and 34 minutes. Howard said he's glad he went up when he did. He said he went to watch the band perform and he saw Bob Kraft and said hi to him. He said some guy came up to him and said hi. He said that it was Bill Belichick. Howard said he knows who the guy is but he doesn't think he'd ever met him. He said he was trying to talk to him and it's really loud so you can't hear what anyone is saying. Howard said Jon Bon Jovi knows all of those guys. He said that he had a bunch of tables there.
Howard said he thinks he met Jerry Jones. Gary said he was sitting with Mr. Kraft. Howard said he came to his table he thinks. Howard said he didn't get to meet a lot of people. He said that he was kind of sequestered. Gary said Howard would have hated the after party. He said it was everyone taking pictures there. Howard said that's all anyone wants to do with him. He said he doesn't want to do that.
Howard said he looked down at Jon during the speech and he saw Jon standing there. Gary said Beth told him that he started to cry a little bit during that speech. Howard said he was worried about Robin when he didn't see her there. He said he was worried that she was sick and might be dying or something. He said that he had her in the ground already. He said today's show would have been awesome. He said he would have been crying.
Howard said Robin had texted him and reminded him about how much he loves music. Robin said not often does a fan get to induct someone like that. Howard said that's when he added that line into the speech. Gary said it was very heart felt. Howard said he didn't think he could change it because it could get fucked up. He said they put it in a teleprompter. He said he didn't want to put it in there. He said he barely looked at it. He said he was nervous. Howard said Robin sneezes and he's making funeral plans for her.
Howard said his mother would have yelled at Robin. Robin said she's been so diligent about washing her hands. Howard said his mother would have asked why she would even go to Cleveland. He did his mother's voice talking about how she has to get deep rest and all of that. He kept that going for a few minutes talking about how Robin can live her life after she's dead.
Robin said she canceled her plans when he knew it was a cold. She said she was hoping it was just allergies.
Howard said he asked his assistant to find Gary for him to go to the rehearsal with him. He said she got back to him and said that Gary was already going. Howard asked how he got into that. Gary said he knows the guy who was running the show. He said not just anyone got in there. Gary said that Howard makes him crazy. He said he did really well with the rehearsal. He said he saw that he got an email from Howard and he heard he was really irritated that he didn't email him first. Howard said he wanted some feedback. He said that he wasn't there to just watch. Gary said he was figuring out all day how to stay out of his way. Howard said he was hoping for some feedback but he wasn't there for him.
Howard said he thought it would have been good. He said you can't do any right with him. He said he's a miserable asshole. He said he was glad Gary was there. He said Gary knows to email him but he had a 3 word synopsis. Gary said his biggest issue is that he can't fucking see. He said he does everything minimal. He said he talks into his phone to type.
Howard said they posted this video if his speech online and they have it written out too. Howard said the video of the speech was full of this woman giving commentary. He said he has some of the speech. He said he got it from the Hall of Fame instead of from that girl.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she thought his speech was great. She said she watched it online with that annoying girl. Howard said that's fine. He said he doesn't care that much. The caller said that they showed the Bon Jovi speech too. She said that they're a great bunch of guys. Howard said it really did move him to be there with them. Howard said he knows Jon and Richie and David and he always liked those guys. He said they did show up and do shows for them. He said he was really happy for Jon. He said Jon was kind of miffed that he wasn't in the hall of fame. He said he got to joke around about that in his speech.
Howard said in the speech he was explaining that they sold 130 million albums and he was trying to clarify that in the speech. Howard played a clip when he was explaining how many albums that really is. He compared it to how many people were killed by the Atom bomb, the bubonic plague and other things. Then he said that the amount of sperm in one ejaculation is only 100 million so they beat sperm.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said that his speech was great. He said he didn't want it to end. He said it was epic. He said he loved how he got everyone to sing along with him to Dead or Alive. Howard said he has to play that for Robin. Howard said Bobo liked the speech. Robin said he'll rip that off.
Howard played a clip of his speech where he started reciting the lyrics to ''Wanted Dead or Alive'' and then started to sing the song. He had the crowd singing along with him. He stopped singing but then started to sing more. He had the crowd laughing. Then he told Bob Dylan to eat shit at the end of that.
Howard said that was just love for Bob Dylan. He said it was a sarcastic comment. He said people love when he sings. He said Robin isn't the only singer there. Howard said when Jon asked him to do this he thought about coming out and singing and come out with Eric Clapton. He said then he'd yell at Eric and throw him off stage. Howard said he had Gary call Clapton's people and they said he doesn't leave his home in England for any reason. He said he was going to have John Mayer do it and then he changed his mind and just did it a cappella. He said it would have been funny to just throw Eric Clapton off stage. Robin said he comes all the way from England and he gets thrown off stage. Howard said that would have been funny, right? Robin said for us but maybe not for him.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was crying laughing when he said that Bob Dylan thing. Howard said he was glad he went. He said he did it for Jon and he's glad he did it. He said it was fun but never again. He said he's staying home. Robin said please don't ask. Howard said he was sitting there wondering why he was doing this again. He played a song parody about his trip to Cleveland.
Howard took a call from Balls who said as a listener it makes for radio gold when he does something like this. He said that the outcome is the same. He said it was very sweet and edgy and brilliant when he did that speech. He said that part where he talks about Richie's cock was great. Howard said he has to play that for Robin too. Balls asked if Bon Jovi reached out to him after he got home. Howard said he got an email and a watch from him. He said it was a $420 watch. He said it wasn't all that much. Howard said he's such a dick. He said he wondered how much he spent on it so he looked it up. He said it had the Bon Jovi logo on it. He said he liked it though. He said Jon is such a nice guy.
Howard played the clip from his speech where he talked about the guys in the band. When he got to Richie he said he has the biggest penis in the band. He said they had a measuring contest and Richie won. He said that it wasn't the right time to talk about that. He said next week they're inducting him into the penis hall of fame. He said Richie dated women who couldn't get dates like Heather Locklear, Cher and Denise Richards.
Howard said he was looking at old pictures and Jon looked like the cutest girl. He said he should have been a Covergirl. He said seeing them all together was great. He said Richie looks great. He said they're all such sweet guys. He said it was fun to see them all.
Howard said he went through Jon's whole career and talked about how he started out at the recording studio and all of that. Howard played another clip where he talked about that. He talked about how Jon was later replaced by a vacuum cleaner.
Howard said it was nice to see those guys so happy. He said thank god he got to go up first. He said he never would have made it if he hadn't. Robin said they would have been wondering where he went. Howard said they have to get a band to play people off over there.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he looked like a rock star up there. He asked how horny Beth got. Howard said she got so horny. He said that he thinks she was proud of him. He said that she was very happy with the speech. He said a lot of him going was for Beth. He said she wanted to go there and see the hall of fame and all of that. He said that she thought he'd rally and stay up. He said all of that was true except for the rally part. Howard said during the speech Beth squirted all over Jerry Jones. The caller asked if it got in Gary's eye. Howard said yes it did.
The caller said he crushed it with that speech. Howard said he went back to his room and bummed out about it. He said he had 50 more lines he wanted to throw in. He said he can't do this stuff because he gets obsessive about it. He said no more after this. He said don't ask him for any favors like this. He said that his life is misery. He said he loves Cleveland. He said he only bitched about the traveling. He said it's just about the travel that he was complaining about. He said peace and love, peace and love.
Robin asked if he can hold to this. Howard said after April 10th he's no longer doing any appearances. He said if you want him to appear then write to Robin. He said she'll do it for him. Robin said you know Jimmy Kimmel is coming back to Brooklyn. Howard said all invitations will be tossed after April 10th. He said that you've never seen a more miserable person than him.
Howard said the flight home was really bumpy. He said it was really bad. He said he knew everyone was going to be laughing at his funeral. He said Jon would do a song about him as a tribute and then everyone will forget about him. He said that Mark Knopfler didn't show up for his own band's induction. He said he thinks the band went out as Dire Straits after he left. He said he may have sued them. Gary said he heard that Mark said if anyone from the band was there he wouldn't show up. Howard said that's weird. Gary said the whole thing was so fucked up that one of the founders inducted them and gave a speech.
Howard took a call from Captain Janks who said he wanted to tell him he knocked the ball out of the park. He said he watched it online too. He said Howard did a great job. He said telling Bob Dylan to eat shit was great. Howard thanked him for that.
Howard said he couldn't figure out how room service was 2 hours behind. He said he had to bring in his own dinner. He said he had some salad, some pasta and broccoli rabe.
Howard said he got home and he was all cranky. He said he was up at 3 in the morning. He said he just laid there all night with people slamming their doors. He said then they were loading back equipment outside and that was noisy. He said he was on the 19th floor and he could hear it all. He said he should have just gone home before that. He said Beth wanted to stay though.
Howard said he was trying to take naps at the hotel and that didn't work very well. He said if he did fall asleep someone would be above him on a pogo stick. He said he'd be falling asleep and then someone would slam a door in the room above. He said he wasn't sure what floor he was on. He said he thought he was on the top floor. He said he wanted to move rooms but Beth said they had just unpacked. Howard said things would quiet down and then the door slam would happen again.
Howard said this was the whole weekend. He said this is why he can't go anywhere. He said he's a fucking nut.
Howard said that the prisoners at Guantanamo get better sleep than he did out there. Robin said she was just going to ask Howard to do something. Howard said she knows better than that. Howard said there you have it. He said that was his weekend. He said it was great to see everyone in Cleveland. Robin said she's so sorry she missed it. Howard said she can see the misery up close. He said it was really nice to see Jon and Richie playing together. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break.
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Howard came back and said when he got to his table at the hall of fame Savannah Guthrie was sitting there. He said she was shaking her ass. He said she was dancing around a lot. Howard said he saw her husband tip the waitress there. He said this Savannah was wide awake and she was at the after party at 1 in the morning too. Robin said people have learned to let their hair down. Howard wondered how she can do that and get up early. Robin said she had all Sunday to sleep. Howard said she's doing too much. He went into his mother's voice talking about that.
Howard said he was thinking about if he would bang her. He said she's a lot of fun. He said she was shaking her ass and having a lot of fun. He said she's all serious on the Today show but she let her hair down there. Robin said that didn't keep him at the party though. Howard said not at all.
Howard said tomorrow Ronnie and Stephanie will be in the studio together. He said that should be interesting.
Howard said he can't believe it's been a year but three years in a row he won the Best Hair award. He said he thinks they might just be looking for a free plug. Howard said he thinks they have a company that no one knows about and they just give him the award. He said there is some real vote that goes on somewhere. Robin asked if it's just their salon.
Howard said bring in Mike Gillman for his award. He said this guy looks different than the last time. Mike said he's the same guy. Howard asked if anyone else has won the award. Mike said no one but Howard. Howard said he thinks they just figure they can get on the show as long as they give him the award. Mike said they have 40 barbers in their stores and they ask them to vote. Howard asked if he's going to keep giving it to him as long as he gets on the air. Mike said probably.
Howard said Mike is from GroomingLounge.com. He said that must get him the award right there. Mike said if he says it one more time he gets it for 10 years.
Howard went over the other people he's beaten over the years. He had a long list of guys who have good hair. Howard said this is his fourth year winning. He said he does not dye his hair. He said he has no extensions or anything like that. He said he beat out Stephen Hawking for this award.
Howard said Mike is the founder of GroomingLounge.com. He said that they asked 50 barbers to vote in this competition. He said that some of the other names are Adam Levine and Channing Tatum. Howard said he's the only one with a radio show out of these guys. Robin asked what good it would do to give it to Channing Tatum.
Howard asked what Mike does with this web site. Mike said they sell grooming products on the site. Howard said he can see why he needs to give him this award.
Howard took a call from fake Donald Trump who said that he won, not Howard. Trump said he won the electoral college for hair. He said he beat big nose Howard, Freaky Fred, nappin' Gary and Black Robin. Howard spent a little more time talking to fake trump about the hair thing.
Howard said that Robin is going to serenade him now too. He played a clip of Robin singing about his award.
Howard said he has former governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger on the phone to congratulate him. He took that call from phony Arnold. Arnold said he has great hair himself and no one cares. Howard said he thinks he won the body building awards because he had great hair. Arnold asked where his award is from some made up web site. He said he just made a web site called MaidFucker.biz to get an award from.
Howard said Gary is thinking of coloring his hair. Gary said he doesn't want to dye it. He said if there's something that can dye it slowly maybe he'd try it. Howard asked why some dudes look like they have orange hair. Mike said you have to use a special shampoo so it doesn't turn orange. Howard asked why Gary cares. Gary said he'll just go kill himself instead. Howard said he wants to look hot for Jon Hein during the Wrap Up Show.
Howard said Mike is going to present his award and then the Naked Boy Singing Choir is going to come in and perform. Howard had Mike do his thing. Mike gave a speech and Howard had Fred cut him off with loud music.
Howard said to help him celebrate now he has the Naked Boys Singing. The guys all came in with wigs that looked like Howard's hair. Howard said they're all in great shape. He had them perform a song for them. Howard took part in that too. Robin asked why they had to be naked. Howard went through all of the guys and gave their names. Howard asked Robin which one is her favorite. Robin said she thinks it's going to be the guy with the beard. Howard said that's Dylan. Robin said he was so enthusiastic and he kept up with choreography.
Howard thanked the boys for making his day. He gave them some plugs and said you can find out more at NakedBoysSinging.com
Howard thanked the guys for coming in and said that this has been great. He said he wants to say thank you to all of the barbers who voted for him. He said that his mother used to give him crew cuts and his dad liked him with hair. He said he used to cry when his mom would bring him to the barber. He said he just wanted to have a little hair. He said his father said he wanted him to have some hair though.
Howard said he appreciates this award because he really does put a lot of time and effort into it. He said it's tough to go to his wife asking how his hair looks. He said that she tells him that it looks good but she must wonder if she married a woman or a man. He said he has to have the right look all the time. Howard thanked Mike and his web site for the award. He said he has to thank his grandpa Saul for giving him this hair. He said he had the same kind of hair well into his 90s.
Howard said he can feel the envy from people who are jealous of him. He said he feels it every day. Howard said he needs hair because he'd look hideous if he didn't have it. Robin said this means his face to hair ratio is perfect.
Howard said he has George Takei on the phone to congratulate him. He had Sour Shoes on the line doing his George Takei voice. Howard spent a little time talking to him about hair. Howard said all of his pubes are dark too. He said a lot of guys have gone grey down there.
Howard said he wants to mention that they have a studio full of cocks. George started to sing a song about long dongs. Howard hung up on Sour.
Howard said he wants to say thank you to Mike and the people who voted for him. He said to the guys he was up against he wants to say ''fuck you.'' He said thank you for all of his supporters. He said that he can't wait to not recognize Mike next year when he comes in. Howard said that will be his 5th win next year. He said he might as well give it to him now.
Howard said he's proud of his hair. He asked if he gave him actual awards. Mike said they did. Gary said they sued to be right in there in the studio. He forgot that they changed the studio. Howard said he thinks they're in storage which means they went in the garbage pail. Howard said Gary probably thinks they're still at K-Rock. Howard asked Mike if they're done. Mike thanked Howard for having them in there. He said that there is a charity component there. He said that they are giving 10 percent of their sales profit to North Shore Animal League. Howard played him off. He said having him up there is his charity work. Howard thanked Mike again and said he's honored. They went to break after that.
Howard said Bill O'Reilly had to do that. He said he had to pay $43 million to women to pay them off at FOX News. He said that he went off in disgrace and he had to do a podcast. Howard said he had these quick and witty things he would do on his show but now he's got a podcast and he has to fill endless time with that podcast and it doesn't have that umph.
Howard said that he wants to read that book where they explain the 43 million. He said that's awesome. He said it's staggering. Howard said he's not sure why E! is calking them a podcast but he guarantees there's a story there. Howard said they are a service that makes money and he'd like to think that he's a little more successful than a podcast. He said it's a big come down to him that everyone and their mother has a podcast. He said that's like doing a college radio show.
Robin said they call everything fake news and when they do something like this they're lending that credibility. Howard said just call E! a public access show. He said they're not on basic cable.
Howard had some audio of Bill O'Reilly's podcast where his audio went bad. Howard said Bill isn't used to that. He said that's what he means. He said he has to fill a lot more time on that show than he did on FOX News. Howard said they were the only ones listening that day too. He said Bill was the most watched guy on cable news. He said now he's doing this. He did an impression of his audio cutting out. Howard played more audio of Bill talking to someone and his audio was still cutting out.
Howard said that guy went from cable to doing a conference call. He said he's not sure why they have to stick in there with a podcast. He asked if he's making money from that. Robin told E! to get over there and track down that story. Howard said he was really insulted by that E! report. He said it's not a podcast.
Howard played some audio of Pete trying to screen some calls for them. Pete had trouble using the phones and asked people for help. Pete had a woman on the line and kept telling her to hold on. He eventually hung up on her. Howard said that wasn't a bit. He said that was him trying to screen a call. He said they had him interning and then he ended up sitting behind Jon Hein. He said Pete was there for like 6 months. Gary said he was there for one semester and then one more. Howard said he had to be in college. Gary said he was. He said he'd stand over Jon Hein and his hands would shake with papers in them.
Howard said Pete would get flirty with some of the callers too. He played another clip of Pete talking to a woman about a band and Pete was hitting on her. He was also telling her that he could just relay her message about the band she wanted to mention to him and he'd just tell him about it.
Howard said that Pete works with Asian Pete. Howard said Asian Pete came on the show and he was the world's saddest virgin. He said he claims he's not a virgin anymore. He said they once asked him to give sex advice on the show. Howard played a clip and told Robin to try to figure out what he's saying.
Howard said then they wondered what would happen if Medicated Pete and Asian Pete did a show together. He said they did that and had them on. Howard played an clip of them doing a show together on Howard 101. They were trying to talk to a caller but she had trouble understanding what Asian Pete was saying.
Howard said they're good together on that show. He said they're like if Kelly and Ryan had their tongue run over by a car.
Howard said it was Medicated Pete's birthday last week. He said Shuli called to find out what's going on. Howard said you can't understand anything Pete is saying in this one. He played the clip and Pete's phone was all messed up so it sounded weird. Shuli had to ask him 3 times what he was doing that day for his birthday. Pete said he was going out to dinner.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that Bon Jovi gave Beth a big shout out. Fred was already playing her off. Howard told him not to do that. He gave her another 30 seconds before he told Fred to play her of. Mariann was talking about how great he was at the hall of fame.
Howard said Mariann just keeps talking. He said he loves her attitude. Mariann was still talking while Fred played music over her.
Howard said she actually broke the orchestra. Mariann was still going on and on but Howard hung up. He said he loves Mariann. He said she loves the show. He said every fan should behave like her. He said that's how he feels about himself.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who said he fell in the tub. Howard asked if he was standing when he fell. Jeff said he had to take a pee. He said he stubbed his right toe on the carpet and he took a half step with his right foot and that caused him to take a giant step with his left foot. Howard said he's just impressed that he bathes. Robin said he wasn't in the tub. She said he was going to pee. Jeff said he stubbed his toe and he took an extra long step with his left foot and his momentum going forward made him go into the tub.
Howard said he's seen this guy fall and it's scary. Howard asked how he didn't bang his head and die. Jeff said he decided to fall back instead of forward. Howard said Liam Neeson's wife died from hitting her head skiing. Howard said this guy falls down all the time and he just brushes himself off and gets up. Jeff said he fell in the tub and his feet were dangling. Howard said last time he fell he had to call the fire department to come get him up. Jeff said that wasn't in a tub.
Howard said Jeff fell on an escalator too. He said he's glad he's alright. Jeff said he loved his speech. Howard thanked him for that. He let him go a short time later. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard said they're a really nice couple. He said that Jimmy Kimmel introduced him to John and Emily. He said the movie has made $96 million in the first two weeks so they should stay married a nice long time. Robin said either that or they'll try it again. Howard said the movie is really good.
Robin said she saw that movie ''All the Money in the World'' and it's really good. She said it's so good. Howard said he doesn't want to see that. Robin said Kevin Spacey was replaced by Christopher Plumer and you can't tell.
Robin said she also watched Jumanji and that made good money. Robin said you have to be kidding with this Rock guy. Howard said he's the greatest actor that ever lived. Robin asked if people really get excited about his eyebrow lift. Howard said not that many people have that kind of eyebrow control.
Howard said he heard that Art Bell died. He said he never heard his radio show but he was a popular guy. He said he knew of Art Bell because he's on radio. He said his show was about aliens and conspiracy theories. Howard said they say he had 15 million listeners in the 90s. He said he was the 4th most listened to radio show. Howard said Art didn't like their show because they were vulgar. He said he didn't care though.
Howard said this is a clip of a guy calling into Art's show claiming that he's a vampire. Howard played the clip and the guy claimed that he was bitten by a vampire and he craves human blood now. Robin said she considers that kind of radio too easy.
Howard said Art had the syndicated show for a long time and then he left that. He said he gave it up because of back pain or something. Howard said they hired him there at SiriusXM and he gave it up after 6 weeks. He said he lived in a trailer too. He said he was making good money but then he gave it all up. Howard said his trailer had aluminum foil on it and stuff like that. He said he lived his life as a conspiracy theorist. He said he spent money on an indoor racquetball court behind his trailer. He said that there was a story about his son being abducted and sexually assaulted. He said that was a real person, not an alien.
Howard said Art came back in 2006 and it was a constant kind of there and not there. He said his wife died and then he married another woman he met on the internet. Howard said Benjy was a listener of his. He said that will tell you something.
Howard said that Art worked there for 6 weeks and he quit. He said he started an internet raid show that they put on some terrestrial stations too. He said he's not sure how he was making all of this money. He said he had a lot of integrity.
Howard played a clip of Art talking to some guy who was disguising his voice. He claimed to have worked for the NSA and had some information on aliens. Howard said that was just a little too set up sounding to him. He said that guy knew how to change his voice with that thing and it sounded too clear. Howard did an impression of that guy calling in with the disguised voice. He had the guy talking about how he is a human feces vampire. He said he craves human feces instead of blood. He said he can morph into a toilet and he would eat Fred's feces. He said Fred didn't even notice.
Howard said the cause of Art's death has not been disclosed yet. He said Mitzi Shore died. He said that you always hear stories about how she wouldn't let people perform in the main room at the Comedy Store. Robin said that Mitzi didn't like writers and she felt Garry Shandling was a writer and not a comedian but he proved her wrong. Howard said a lot of guys would get shots on the Tonight Show because of their appearances there at the Comedy Store. Howard said Mitzi is Pauly Shore's mom. He said that Mitzi got the comedy club because she divorced her husband and he reduced his alimony payments by giving it to her.
Howard said rest in peace to Mitzi. He said that she had a big effect on comedy. Robin said that the HBO show ''I'm Dying Up Here'' is like what it was like at the Comedy Store. Howard wondered what's going to happen to the club now. He said last time Pauly was on the show he was talking about how he and his brother argue about how to run the club.
Howard had Sal come in. Sal came in and said that his speech was great. He said at least he can let it all go now.
Sal said that they asked him to buy the double dong dildo. He said it's about 18 inches long. He said Ronnie emailed Jason and agreed for him to get it. He said he went to dinner with him and he was going to bring it but he said he would leave if he brought it. He said that Ronnie didn't want it for the weekend. He said he's not sure why but he was freaking out about it. Howard said he's Mr. Sex so he's not sure what he's freaking out about.
Howard did his Art Bell caller impression and had him talking about the double headed dildo. Ronnie came in and said he knows Sal and his games. He said he would have brought it into the restaurant and took it out of the bag. Howard said he is a bit of a douche. Ronnie said he didn't want to risk that. Sal said he would have had it in the trunk and he wouldn't have brought it out. Ronnie said it was a really nice restaurant so he didn't want to do that. Sal said that this thing was in a hard plastic case. He said he had to bring it in through Penn station.
Howard asked Ronnie what position he'd be in. Ronnie said he'd have to see. He said he doesn't know what the deal is. Howard said he pictures him on his back and he's shoving it in his asshole. Ronnie said she could be on top. Howard said it could slide out of his asshole. Ronnie said it wouldn't. Ronnie said he could be on his back with it in his ass. He said it's long so it's not all going to be in him. Howard said if she's on top it's going to ram it into his ass. Ronnie said it's very flexible. He said he has it bent in a bag now like a horse shoe. Howard said he thinks it's going to pop out.
Howard said he thinks this thing is going to pop out. Ronnie said it's not. He said he's going to get it to show him. Howard said he doesn't have to do that.
Gary came in and said this is how it should be used. Howard said that's what he thought. Gary showed a picture to them showing how it should be used. Howard said that's what he thought. Howard said they'd both be on their back sitting up. Robin said she never pictured that. She said they're not sitting up. Ronnie said you see how flexible it is. He said if you're laying on your back it's very flexible. He said you could stick it in your ass. Howard said they should try it tonight. Ronnie said they can't. He said that she's not home until late. Howard said they'll get to the bottom of this all tomorrow.
Howard said that he should put that thing in his ass right now and it'll hang out like a tail. Howard said it looks like a nice penis. Howard said tomorrow they can have the hijinx.
Sal said that he and Ronnie went to this nice place and someone else picked up the bill. It was Wayne Siegel. Sal said that Larry Caputo was also there. He said that he was in town so they went out together. Howard asked if any women were there. Ronnie said it was all guys. Sal said that Dr. Kaplan was there too.
Howard said he heard Sal was going to go pray for someone at church and Brent told him it was a waste of time so he didn't do it. Sal said Brent told him that religion is all bullshit and he kind of ''dampered'' his day. He said that he still went to church but that was pretty heavy. He said he went to church across the street and lit a candle. Robin asked why it was so easy to shake him. Howard said Sal had faith until Brent said it was fake. Sal said he was so adamant about it. Howard said Sal is an empty vessel so it's easy to shake him.
Howard said Sal is saying that he's not talking politics now either. Sal said that he has his reasons for that. Gary said Sal said he has removed himself from politics. He said if anyone talks politics they're just stroking their own ego. He gets upset when they say that his 18 year old son could be shipped off to Syria. Sal said that's what Jason told him. Howard asked if he's not talking politics because he's blaming Trump when something goes wrong. Sal said it just separates people when you talk about politics. He said nothing changes when you talk about it. He said he just wants to do it in a private way. He said it's making people judge each other and making people act contradictory. Sal said it's also causing segregation and things like that. Howard said everyone get out of here before he throws up from his speech.
Howard asked when Ronnie is going to try that dildo out. Ronnie said probably Friday night. Howard said alright. He asked if that's the day he shaves his ass. Ronnie said it is. He said no one is home so that's the day he does it. Howard asked if he does it and just washing that stuff down the drain. Ronnie said he does.
Howard said he heard that Ronnie got a special shaver for his ass from that guy who gave him the air award. Ronnie said it's a back shaver actually. He said he already has one but whatever. They played Ronnie off with a song parody and then went to break.
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Howard came back and said he loves this song. He said he thinks she's so cute. He said sometimes he likes hearing these songs without Robin singing over them. Fred said he'll leave it alone then. Howard said he's not sure when they should do that and when they shouldn't. Howard sang along to the song and wondered what happened to her. Robin said music changed. Howard said this seems relevant to him. He said all of a sudden she can't write more hits. Robin said just listen to the top 5 and you don't hear anything like this anymore. Howard said she's right.
Howard said he never played this tape. He said it's Sal calling his mom about the penis contest. He said she would look at penises and try to pick his out of a line up. Howard played the clip and Sal told his mom about this idea they had for Mother's day. He said they were going to have her come in and he would go behind a curtain. He said 3 men would stick their wieners through a hole and she'd have to figure out which one was his. She sounded like she was fine with it.
Howard said that took him by surprise. He said maybe she likes looking at other penises. Robin said she may not be clear on that. Howard said that's the greatest family ever. He said he thought it would be ''fuck you'' and ''Hell no I won't go.'' Howard said they're going to do it and have his mom in. He said that he might feel kind of uncomfortable doing it with her there. He said that's a line he may not want to cross.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Ronnie would agree do record audio of when he gets that thing shoved up his ass. Howard told Gary to ask Ronnie to do that. He said that would be a good bit.
Ronnie came in and said he did it with those finger things. He said he'll have to ask Stephanie tomorrow if she's willing to do it. Howard told the guys to put that on his list of questions. The caller asked if he's done this a lot in his sex life. Ronnie said he has had fingers but the dildo thing was just one time. He said it's not a regular thing.
Howard asked if the caller is considering doing some ass play. The caller said no. Ronnie said that's bull. He said people are full of shit. He said people just won't admit it. Howard asked why he would think that. Ronnie said he guarantees there are 10 people in the office who do it and won't admit it. Howard asked who he thinks is doing it. Ronnie said he doesn't know who. He said he thinks that JD has had something in his ass. Howard asked JD if he has. JD said only a tongue. Howard said he soaps his asshole and washes it out.
Howard asked Fred if he has ever had anything in his ass. Fred said no unless you consider a medical procedure. Howard said he asked Shuli and he told him that she stuck her pinkie up his ass and he freaked out. He said Gary might put stuff in his ass. Gary said maybe once or twice with a pinkie but that's it. He said nothing of any size.
Howard said he guarantees he didn't have anything in his ass. He said Brent admits to doing stuff like that. Howard said it's a step toward gay stuff. Ronnie said it's not gay. Howard said it is. He said that it's a man pussy. He said that's what they call it. He said he's fantasizing about having something in his ass. He said he really doesn't care though. He said don't be embarrassed. He said come out of the ass play closet and just admit it. Ronnie said it's a fact of life. He said it's experimenting.
Howard asked if anyone else wanted to come in and admit to doing it. Ronnie said he admits it. Howard said he's a man and he owns up to what he does. Ronnie said it's not gay. Howard said it is. He said there's no doubt that it is. He said he has never thought about something going into his asshole. He said he gets on top of Beth and cums in a second. Ronnie said that's no fun. Howard said he's hard as a rock and ready to go. He said he's ready to go right now.
Ronnie said it's no fun to just stick it in and drop a load. He said he likes to fuck around with her and have her fuck around with him. Ronnie said the climax is so much better when you do that. Howard said it's great the way it is. He said he doesn't need more than that.
Howard said Ronnie is a sex addict like Dr. Drew said. Ronnie said he's not a sex addict. He said he didn't put it in there first of all. He said it turned her on. He said he doesn't know why but it did.
Howard said he's a nice guy but he's not that hot. He said he doesn't get it. Ronnie told him to ask her tomorrow. He said she was on fire with the vibrating one. Howard said he thinks she just tells him that. Ronnie said he can tell without her telling him that. He said she was exploding all over the place. He said he has no reason to lie about it.
Howard asked if any of the guys out there want to come in and talk about shoving stuff up their ass. Ronnie said no one will come in. Gary said Dr. Drew thinks that Stephanie likes to humiliate Ronnie with that thing so that's why she gets enjoyment out of it. Ronnie asked what he knows. Howard said he's a doctor. Ronnie said he has a feeling that guy is a player. Howard asked if Ronnie would suck a dick. Ronnie said no. Howard said he's not sure about that. Ronnie said no way.
Howard asked if he would suck a plastic penis. Ronnie said no. Howard asked if Stephanie wanted him to do it would he do it. Ronnie said he would if she wanted him to but he doesn't think she does.
Howard asked if anyone is coming in. Gary said Brent and Chris want to come in. Howard told Gary to tell Chris that the quote he sent him was from the Larry Sanders show and not Seinfeld. He said it was something about being in the ''evil loop.''
Howard asked if Ronnie would sword fight a guy with his cock. Ronnie said no way. Howard said he has George Takei on the phone again. He said he's saying that they're being too hard on him. Howard took the call and Sour Shoes was doing his George voice talking about that with him.
Howard said it's weird that Stephanie would moan while he has a dildo in his ass. Ronnie said it turned her on. Howard said he doesn't get it. Robin doesn't either. Ronnie said he thinks Robin has been around too. Howard said Robin doesn't lie. He said she got it in the ass and she wasn't even lubed up. Ronnie said he's sure there's more to that. Howard asked what he means. Ronnie said maybe stuff with girls. Robin said no way. Howard said he believes her.
Howard said Steve Nowicki told him that he stuck his own finger in his ass and it smelled like shit for days so that was the last time he did it. Ronnie said that's ridiculous.
Howard had Steve come in to tell them why he did that. Ronnie said he's not sticking his own finger in his ass. Steve said he was about 19 when he did it. He said it didn't feel that good. He said he washed his finger for like 10 minutes and the shit smell lasted for days.
Howard said he heard that Steve is fucking like a mad dog lately. Steve said he has a lot going on. He said he's getting it once or twice a month. Howard said that's not getting laid like crazy. Steve said he's doing pretty well. Howard asked if he goes back twice. Steve said he does.
Gary said Will was telling him how Steve met a girl on Tinder and he goes to a bar and meets her and he tells them that he fucks really hard. Steve said that it's finessed better than that. He said he was talking to her about sex and she said she had a boyfriend months ago and she's fucking a bunch of dudes just having sex. Steve said he tells her that it would be good and she liked that. Howard said he's never told a girl that.
Steve said one girl wanted to be pounded really hard for minutes on end. He said he ran out of breath after a few minutes. He said she had to ask if he was okay. He said he's been doing cardio lately to keep up his stamina.
Howard said he tries his best to give it Beth hard but he runs out of breath. He said he isn't running anymore.
Steve said he had a couple of girls over and they asked him to whip out his dick. He said they were 8s. Howard asked who else is an 8 in his mind that he could relate to. Steve said he's not sure. He said they just wanted him to do it flaccid and he couldn't do it. Steve said he met them at a bar and asked them back to his apartment.
Ronnie asked Steve if they tell you to whip your dick out then how do you not get both of them. Steve said he was flaccid and said no. He said one girl whipped his belt off and whipped it out. He said they just wanted to see it. He said he hooked up with the one girl later.
Ronnie said that's bullshit. He said they make him look like an idiot. Steve said he did hook up with the one chick later that night. He said he thought he was going to have a threesome. He said the other girl left. Steve said that he got a blow job. He said she was on her period. He said he was ready to ruin another comforter but she said it would be uncomfortable.
Howard said Robin wouldn't care. He said she'd do it. Howard asked if that was a black chick. Steve said it was. He said she was as black as Robin. He said that's the first time he's ever made out with a black chick and it was awesome. Howard asked if Ronnie has ever done that. Ronnie said he has and it was many years ago. Robin said that was during slavery. Ronnie laughed.
Howard asked if that chick had ever done a white guy before. Steve said he's not sure if he asked. He said he was pretty drunk at the time.
Howard asked how many girls Steve has in his rotation. Steve said it's not that many. Ronnie asked how he's going to get a relationship going if he's on Tinder. Howard said he's like Ronnie in that way. Ronnie said he's been with one girl for 11 years now. Howard said Steve claims he's dating two 8s and a 10. Howard asked how he met the 10. Steve said he shouldn't say because she listens to the show. He said that she's an absolute 10 though. Howard said that's something. Robin asked why he doesn't have a relationship with her. Ronnie said he wants a relationship so just stick with the 10. Howard said he wants his 10 and his 8s too. Steve said that she doesn't live in New York. He said she'll be there for the summer though. Ronnie said he needs to get the 10 to bring in an 8.
Howard asked if Memet is jealous of him because he heard he's not getting laid at all. Steve said they're getting along just fine lately. He said they've hung out and stuff.
Howard said he thinks that tomorrow will be fun with Ronnie and Stephanie. He said he's looking forward to that. Howard said Ronnie wants to have a lie detector test with the guys there so they can find out if they like things in their ass.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that the lie detector thing would be epic. Howard said Ronnie is wrong about a lot of stuff. He said that he's not sure everyone there likes stuff in their ass. Howard let Ronnie go and did a live commercial read.
Robin read a story about hand dryers in the bathroom and asked if Howard likes them. Howard said no. He said he hates them. He said he was on his way to Cleveland and he stopped in the bathroom at the airport and he wasn't going to stick his hand in that thing. He said he just wiped them on his pants. Robin said they say that it could be putting more poop on your hands. She said it sucks up air and when you flush the toilet the toilet creates an aerosol that has doody in it. She said the hand dryer sucks it up and when you dry your hands it blows some poop back on. She said they are not sanitary. Robin said go for the paper towels and not the hand dryer. Howard said early man didn't have these problems. Robin said they had plenty of problems.
Robin said last week Howard was talking about the places where pedophiles live together. Robin said she looked it up and read more about it and they say that there are only 200 people who live in Miracle park and half of them are sex offenders. Howard asked about the other half. Robin said that it was started by a minister and he figured out that sex offenders had trouble finding homes. Robin said there are children who live in that community. Howard said imagine you live down there and find an apartment for $50 a year. He said it's a dream home and then you find out it's full of pedophiles. Robin said she couldn't be so happy living there if she knew that. Robin said they say that these clusters of homes like that are popping up around the country. Robin said it is a problem because there was one like that in California and one guy locked up a girl and had a child with her. Robin said law enforcement thinks this is just a danger zone for children. Howard said maybe they can start other places like Serial Killerville and Rape Island. He said that Fred grew up in Diddletown. He said that's why he is the way he is. Robin said she never knew that.
Robin read a story about a Pennsylvania arming its teachers with 16 inch baseball bats. Howard asked what that's going to do. Robin said it'll get them killed. Robin said they'll have a bat and someone will have a gun. Howard said maybe the bat will deflect the bullet. Robin said this is a bad plan. Howard said he reads about what they tell these kids about what to do when there's an active shooter. Howard said they tell them to lay down. Howard said if you run you have a better chance of not being shot. Robin said if you can't find cover you run in a zig zag fashion. Robin said if your teacher has a mini bat then maybe they'll take care of it.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Mad Dog Russo impression talking about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Howard said he had a whole plan where he was going to arm teachers with water balloons to fight shooters. Howard asked what Fred makes of this Ronnie and the ass stuff. Fred said he thinks he's bored of sex and he's pushing the line. He said if he were younger there's no telling what he'd be doing.
Robin read a story about Dire Straits and what was going on with them at the hall of fame. Robin said the brothers had a falling out years ago. Robin said David Knopfler and his brother Mark were fighting and David decided that Mark had become too domineering. Howard said he wrote all of the songs so of course. Robin said that was the end of it when David said something to him. Howard said he's so glad he never had a brother. He said he never had to compete for attention. Howard said Beth's brothers get along great though. Robin said that someone was there talking about how great their brother was. Howard said it was the twins who came in with Brandi Carlile. He said they're not front men though so that doesn't count. Robin said the problem is ''who is the asshole?'' Howard said Mark said he wouldn't go to the hall of fame if any of the other band members were there. Howard said they should have done the right thing and had just Mark show up. He said he was the guy. Robin said they say that Mark and David shared a bedroom as kids. Howard said that's the problem right there. He said kids need to be able to go to their own space or they'll hate each other. Robin said that was the whole behind the scenes with Dire Straits thing. Howard said he loves it.
Robin read a story about a gay rights attorney who lit himself on fire and killed himself. Robin said that he left a note behind telling people not to live such selfish lives. Robin said you should stick around to find out if people are going to take you seriously. Robin said he was 60 years old. She said she knows it's hard getting older but that's a bit extreme. Robin read more about the guy and what he did for the gay community. Robin said that it seems pretty selfish to do what he did. She said we need good people to stay on this planet.
Robin read a story about Barbara Bush being in failing health and she's not seeking further medical treatment. Robin said she just wants to be home with her family and she's getting comfort care. Howard took a call from Barbara Bush (Blue Iris clips) who said that she soaked through her depends. She said she has 4 fingers up her wet cunt. Howard said that's amazing she still has that drive while she's dying. They had her talking about how she loves the taste of ball juice. Howard let her go after that. He said she's making an appearance from beyond the grave.
Howard took a call from a woman who said her husband loves the dildo play. She said that she used to just use her fingers but he liked it so they use toys. Howard asked if she thought it was weird. The caller said it's something new and exciting. She said they have regular old sex often. Howard asked if there has been doody on the toy before. The caller said there has been. She said it's not that big of a deal. Howard asked if they get shit on the sheets. She said no. Howard asked if Robin would look at someone differently if he wanted that. Robin said she doesn't want that. She said she would want her man to have more on his mind. Howard asked the caller if she has ever strapped on. The caller said no she hasn't. He asked if she blows him while he's got that thing in his ass. She said she does and sometimes it's a hand job. She said he says it's a different orgasm for him. She said it does look wired sometimes but they're married so it's fine. She said she has large dildos that he uses on her too. She said this thing she uses isn't all that big. Howard thanked her for the call. He said that was Laura. Robin said imagine you walk in on your parents doing something with toys like that. Howard said he doesn't get it.
Howard took a call from a woman, Nicole, who said she's been listening to this and if her husband asked her to stick something up his ass she'd wonder how she didn't know he was gay. She said she wouldn't even stick a finger up there. She said she would be so grossed out. Howard said if you have long nails they turn into Jai Alai scoops. He said it's gross.
Robin read a story about two black men being arrested at Starbucks over the weekend. Robin said from what she understands is that they came into Starbucks and they were waiting for a friend and didn't order anything. Robin said she's not sure what the atmosphere is there now but people used to spend the whole day there on their computer. Robin said eventually the police were called and the police asked them to leave. They refused and they were arrested. Robin said now the owner of Starbucks is going to come to Philly to apologize in person. Howard said that's why he goes to Dunkin Donuts. He said they let him sit there all day.
Gary said he has met people at Starbucks and he never sees anyone get thrown out. He said he has never ordered anything and he's never seen anyone thrown out for that. Howard said he can't believe that they let people sit there all day. Robin said those seats are for paying customers.
Robin read about Colin Kaepernick celebrating the life of Jackie Robinson by quoting something he said. Robin read what he was saying in his tweet and it was a quote from Jackie Robinson's book from 1972.
Robin read a story about James Comey doing an interview with George Stephanopoulos last night. Robin said they're making news with what they talked about. Robin had some clips for Howard to play. Comey was saying that Trump isn't fit to be President based on moral grounds. Robin had Howard play a few more clips from the interview. Robin said Trump has said that Comey should be in jail for leaks and other things. Robin said Sarah Huckabee Sanders is saying that none of this was true and Comey is a liar.
Robin read a story about rumors that the Trump administration firing Robert Mueller's boss and then replacing him and getting Mueller fired. Robin said Sarah Sanders said she doesn't know anything about this. Howard said she's good. He said she gets real pissed off. Howard had fake Sarah on the phone and asked her some questions but she wasn't answering anything. She told him ''Next question'' after anything he asked.
Robin read a story about Trump's lawyer being in the news and they're asking for his materials to be turned over. Robin said that Trump's lawyers are asking that this stuff be blocked based on attorney client privilege. Robin had some clips for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about the attack on Syria over the weekend that President Trump launched. Robin said he claims we've knocked out the chemical weapons making ability of the country. Robin said he also said ''mission accomplished'' with that. Robin had some audio of Nikki Haley talking about the attacks. She had some audio of Sarah Sanders commenting on the Comey interview too. Howard said her voice is like a Tommy gun. He did his Sarah voice and Fred played a machine gun sound. Howard said she never stops talking.
Robin read a story about R. Lee Ermey passing away. Robin said he forgot to mention that earlier in the show. Howard said he was hired as a consultant on ''Full Metal Jacket'' and he was so good that they put him in the movie. Robin said he died from complications of pneumonia. Robin said he was 74 years old. She had some of his credits and had Howard play a clip of him in Full Metal Jacket. Howard said he was awesome.
Robin read about how Huey Lewis canceling all of his shows because he lost his hearing and can't sing. Howard said he heard that he did a song for them before all of this so they might have one of his last recordings. He played the cover of ''Just Dance'' that he did with Umphrey's McGee. Robin had some clips of his hit songs that she had Howard play. Howard said he's sorry to hear all of that. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show asking Robin how She feels. Robin said She feels fine. Howard said he and Beth went to Cleveland and they wondered if She was fine but saying that because She didn't want to go to that thing. Robin asked why She would make those arrangements. Howard asked how She feels. Robin said She has a stuffy nose but She feels fine. Howard said ''Hmm.'' He said he was talking about her last night and being his mother again saying that She did the right thing by staying home. Howard said She just thought about going to Cleveland and that was too much. He said She would have stayed up. Robin said She would have and She didn't want to put that pressure on herself. Howard said he was whacked out of his head with her. He said he can't believe she's not like him. He said She should be and she'd never get sick. Robin said he gets colds too.
Howard said he heard She had to cancel her singing session today. Robin said She did. She said She has to cancel everything when she's sick.
Howard said they have an exciting show today. He said everyone talks about Ronnie and he loves sex and has the younger fiancee. He said they have Stephanie coming in today to answer questions. He said so many of the guys have questions for her today. He said he's going to have a panel of guys come in to talk about what they want to ask her. Howard said they're very excited for that. He said they're just going to bring in the guys to ask. He said everyone wants to know.
Howard said JD is the guy who hangs with Ronnie and Stephanie a lot. He said JD thinks that the way they act is their shtick and that's how they are as a couple. Howard said Gary has questions for them too so he'll be on the panel. He said there are some couples who have that fight thing in their relationship. He said sometimes it gets very real.
Howard said Shuli has some questions so he'll be on the panel. He said Chris Wilding will also be in and so will Sal. He said Sal had so many questions about their sex life. He said they'll all come in for that. He said it should be fun and light.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he is looking forward to this today. He said he can't wait to hear Stephanie on the radio. He can't wait to find out what's up with Ronnie. Howard said he has known him a long time and the way he came out of the closet so to speak is at Jon Hein's daughter's bat mitzvah. He said they're going to learn a lot today about how that relationship started and more.
The caller asked if they can lock Ronnie away so he can't affect her answers. Howard said they won't be doing that. Robin said Ronnie is the one who explained cock rings to them and they were already doing that stuff before they asked them to try sex toys.
Howard said Ronnie met Stephanie in 2007 when She was working as a bartender. He said there's a lot of interesting information they're going to go over today. He said if they're lucky they might even have Ronnie's mom stop by. Robin asked if She likes Stephanie. Howard said She can ask her that herself. Howard said don't be freaked out when you see her though. He said when a dog is sick they put that big cone on their head and they have one on her head. He said she's trying to stop herself from licking her own pussy. He said she's on treatment for that.
Howard said the scroll drove him nuts. He said that they started that after 9/11 with the news. He said TV was invented so you didn't have to read. He said TV is so you don't have to read. He said it's the craziest thing with the news crawl. He said he didn't like it. Robin said sometimes She has to rewind to read that stuff. She said She wants to see what it is if She missed something.
Howard said it would be like having Fred mumbling in the back while he's doing the show.
Gary said Shuli said that they used to run a crawl on the E! show. Howard said that's right. He said they would run news over his show. He said that made him nuts. He said they'd run the scroll the whole time and it made him nuts. He said he made sure they put a stop to that.
Howard said he applauds MSNBC for removing that. He said he's glad it's gone. He hopes that CNN and others remove them too. He said he thinks it'll help the ratings if they do. Howard said he'll give a compliment when it's due.
Howard said that he had a lot of pressure on him to do that whole thing. Howard said he was thinking about how he was complaining about the whole thing. He said it was very distracting to do that. He said he meant it when he said he's never doing it again. He said he doesn't like speaking in public and he doesn't want to go through it again.
Howard said when he reflected on what he did and how he heard from Ted Utz and all of those guys he thought about how much it meant to him. He said Scott Shannon said some lovely things too. He said he's sure they were meant to be private. Howard said he feels good that he was asked to do this as a radio guy. He said they get overlooked a lot. He said that radio guys don't get asked to do things like this. He said radio guys speak to millions of people a day and yet they're overlooked. He said for Jon to say that he didn't want anyone but him means a lot. He said it was a real tip of the hat. He said when these radio guys contacted him it was like they were saying it was good to have one of us being part of a big broadcast. He said it made him feel good.
Howard said it was good to hear from these guys. Robin said if he didn't go it wouldn't have happened. Howard said that was enough. He said that he got that feeling and it's enough. He said Fred emailed him about it and he was confused. Fred said he saw that video with the lady making the comments. He said that he is in total agreement with the radio guys. He said Howard knows.
Gary came in and said they were having a discussion about this. He said in the Hall of Fame there's a pretty big screen with a map of the United States on it and it brings up the most influential DJs. He said that there are all kinds of DJs listed on there. He said he thought Howard should be on there. He said someone was saying that it's people who broke music but Howard was a talk person. He said he thinks Howard has done more than all of those guys together to break music.
Howard said he did drop all of the music from the show but not really. He said they'd play music and it made it more important the way they did it. Howard said no one had artists come in and play live like they did.
Gary said he thinks his Brandi Carlile interview did more for her than any other DJ does for her. Howard said the only DJ to be inducted into the hall of fame was Alan Freed. Gary said he thinks Howard should be inducted. Howard said that's okay. He said he doesn't want to go back to Cleveland. Gary said they can induct him in Brooklyn.
Howard said he would like to think that he did introduce bands like Bon Jovi to the public. He said he would mention them and he touted them and when he would play their stuff it made it more important.
Gary said Howard also introduced the country to the Black Crowes. He said their song ''Jealous Again'' took off after they played it on the show. Howard said he'll take that. Gary said he thinks that he has introduced many people like Meghan Trainor to people who wouldn't normally listen to that kind of music.
Howard said Dave Grohl says that he got him into acoustic music with the Foo Fighters. Gary said Train says they had them on when they weren't doing very well.
Howard said that he was trying to find the good in what he did. He said he felt good when he heard from these people.
Howard said he was feeling good that as a radio man that he got to introduce those guys and induct them. He said maybe it was good for a lot of radio guys. He said he hopes he made them proud. Robin said he didn't do it lovingly. Robin said he sat there and asked why they bother him. She said he enjoys life after the fact. Howard said thanks for being right on the money.
Howard said he's going to make Robin a star in the music industry now. He said that's what he wants to do.
Howard said Gary was messed up after that pitch. He said he had to go to a therapist over the whole thing. Gary said the therapist said he had a great life and he's raised two kids so what's the worst that could happen. He said so what if it doesn't work out. Howard said Gary made the accusation that the reason the pitch lives on is because they keep bringing it up. Howard said that's not true though. He said it has a life of its own. Gary said that they do bring it up a lot on ESPN. Howard said it's a weird thing. He said it was supposed to be his shining movement. He said that it was his dream and now it's all ruined.
Howard said he told Gary not to do it. Gary said he did come close to backing out. He said he choked though. Howard said Gary did a pitch on the Jimmy Kimmel show and he hit a woman in the head. Gary said She has since passed away. He said that's not a joke.
Howard said he's not sure if Gary can throw a ball or not. Robin said when the ball leaves his hand it doesn't go anywhere near where he wanted to throw it. Howard said he knows the pressure. He said back in the early 80s he had to go play a game with NBC. He said they played at Shea Stadium in front of thousands of people. He said they had ringers on the other team. Gary said they were from the Hilton Hotels staff. Howard said he remembers thinking that he was a new guy from WNBC and he didn't want to embarrass himself. He said he was the only one to get a hit that day. He said he got a double. He said when Gary goes to throw his pitch the pressure is on and that's the beauty of the whole thing.
Gary said he loves Jeff Probst and he heard him say some nasty things about it. He said Jeff said if he ever has a son that he's going to teach him how to pitch first thing because that was so bad.
Howard said it's been 9 years since Gary did his pitch. He said there's a 99 year old woman who threw out a first pitch and Gary's pitch was mentioned during that. He said here it goes again. Howard played a clip of the announcer talking about how this 99 year old was better than Baba Booey and 50 Cent. Gary said that guy is supposed to be his friend. He said that he asked him to stop mentioning it and he forgot he even brought it up.
Howard asked if it hurts every time they mention it. Gary said it only hurts from people he considers to be his friends. Howard said this guy in Cleveland mentioned him. Gary said that guy is a douche. He said he was hovering around him at the hall of fame. He said he asked him to do an interview there at the Hall of Fame and he said he really didn't want to. He said the guy asked to take a picture with him later and he took it but the guy had a baseball with him. He said the guy claims that he had a conversation with him about the pitch but he never did. Howard had a clip of that guy talking about the conversation he claims to have had.
Howard asked Gary if he would ever pitch again. Gary said no way. He said his wife won't let him. He said that She doesn't want to go through that again. He said his Father's day was ruined 9 years ago and She remembers it.
Howard said Good Day Chicago was interviewing Richard Roeper and Richard brought it up. Howard played a clip and Richard went there when no one was even talking about it.
Howard took a call from the 99 year old Sister Jean who was calling Gary a pussy and things like that. Howard let her go after a couple of minutes.
Howard said that was not actually Sister Jean. He hung up on her after She called Gary a ''fag.'' Howard asked who still uses that word. Gary said he still hears it on the street. Howard said he heard it too. He said they interviewed a guy about Ronnie putting a dildo in his ass and the guy used that. Howard said the guy sounded like a hard working guy and he probably would have called him a faggot or something. He said that he was very tolerant but then they showed him a picture of Ronnie and the guy was calling him a faggot. Howard said he thought the world had changed until he heard that guy freak out. Howard played a clip of the guy talking about how it's fine to do what you want to do. Then they showed him a picture of Ronnie and the guy saw him and then started calling him names.
Howard said there was a really bad pitch at a game last year and most of the reports mentioned Gary's first pitch. He said this one from Long Island mentioned Gary because he's from Long Island. Howard played a couple of clips where they mentioned Gary's 9 year old pitch. Howard said even HLN anchors had something to say. He played a clip of them mentioning Gary's pitch.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Gary impression and talking about how he should do a pitch this year on the 9th anniversary of the pitch. He did his Gary impression and then went into his Artie voice and talked about the pitch as Artie. Howard cut him off after a minute and thanked him for the call.
Howard said they have just revisited Gary's first pitch. He asked if he's going to be part of the panel. Gary said he is. He said they're going to do that in about 15 minutes. Howard said they have so much to get to today. He did a live commercial read and then went to break.
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Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's been a father figure to JD for years now and he's wondering if he'll be asked to be his kid's godfather. Howard said he doesn't even know what that is. He said he doesn't socialize with JD and his fiancee. He said he feels very close to him and he has a good energy about him. He said if he asked him to do that it would be disingenuous. He said there are others who might fit that better. He said Jon Hein is close with JD. Howard said he would consider it an odd choice for him to be the godfather. Howard said that person should be in that child's life.
Howard said he remembers Steve Rossi saying that his son's godfather was Dean Martin. He hadn't seen him in years though. He said it's crazy. Howard said people have asked him to be the godfather but he has said no. Robin said She has been asked too and She has said no. Robin said She doesn't talk to the person anymore, never mind their child. Howard said the answer would be no.
the caller asked if he would stay in touch with JD if he retired. Howard said he would stay in touch. He said he's a bit of a recluse so he won't be hanging out with him. He said he's going to sit in the woods and paint pictures. He said he's not looking to hang out with JD and his kids.
Howard said he's not even invited to JD's wedding. He said it's so ridiculous. He said he's going to take a break and then get to Ronnie and Stephanie.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said She wants to know if they drink before they have sex. She said that she's dying to know. Howard said everyone wants to know. Mariann said that they have 299 days left on his contract. Howard cut her off and did a live commercial read. He went to break after that.
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Howard said the moment is here for Ronnie and Stephanie. He played a song parody about the two of them before bringing them in.
Howard said that they have people there to talk to Ronnie and Stephanie and their 2 year anniversary of their engagement. Howard said he has Gary, JD and Shuli in there for this. Shuli said he has had a lot of experience with these two. Howard said that you wonder what is going on there. Shuli said he wasn't able to sleep last night because he was so excited. Howard said Chris Wilding is also in there and he thinks that they're going to break up. Chris said he recognizes problems when he sees them. He said he also thinks that Ronnie has a problem staying hard based on his cock ring use. Howard said Sal is in there too.
Howard had Ronnie and Stephanie come in after that. Howard said Ronnie is hyper sexual as you know. He said that Stephanie is beautiful. He said that they're all excited that Stephanie is there. Howard asked if She was excited or nervous to come in. Stephanie said she's nervous now that there's a panel in there. Howard said the guys love Ronnie and they want to ask some questions. Ronnie said he gets to stare at Shuli and that's all he's seeing.
Howard said he wants to get into their love story. He said it's been 2 years since he proposed. Stephanie said She has yet to hear the words ''Will you marry me?'' Howard said he has a clip of the proposal. That's when Ronnie told her to go into a closet and pull out a box that says Steven Singer on it. He told her to open it and She asked if it's what She thinks it is. Ronnie asked her what the fuck else it would be.
Howard said that was the big day. Stephanie said that's what She would expect from Ronnie. Howard asked if Ronnie ever gets emotional with her. He said he seems like a hard ass. He asked if he ever breaks down and tells her that She means the world to her. Stephanie said it would be nice if he did but not so much in that way. She said he does it in his own way. Stephanie said She gets ''I loves yous'' here and here and it's special.
Howard asked Ronnie why he's like that with her. Ronnie said he's just not like that. He said he doesn't know what it is but he's never been like that with anyone.
Howard asked what's going on with the engagement. He said Ronnie claims it's her. Stephanie said that She has been finishing school. She said that it's not high school. She said it's not even college. She said it's a veterinary tech school. She said that She finished that. Robin congratulated her on that.
Howard said a lot of people go to school and are still able to get married. Ronnie said if you don't have time to go look for a place it's hard. He said she's been so busy. Howard said come on. Stephanie said She was looking for places and they weren't able to find the right place. She said they looked at the Bronx Zoo and places like that. She said if they had better food there it would work. She said that they wanted too much money for them to bring in their own food. Stephanie said She doesn't want stress either.
Howard said that Ronnie has said that he's worried about her being 33 and not having kids. Howard said he's worried. Stephanie said they have found a place and it holds the amount of people She wants. Howard said that She likes it. Ronnie said She just saw it online. She said they could do it there. Howard said they can go look this weekend. Howard said he thinks Stephanie is beautiful and he's not sure why Ronnie is carrying on. Stephanie said She thinks that Ronnie is going to retire and she's not going to want to live that lifestyle. She said he doesn't want her to be the big bread winner either.
Howard said Ronnie is at the point in his life where he wants to slow down and maybe move to Vegas and She doesn't want to do that. Stephanie said she's all for going to Vegas. She said she's not looking to have to budget and cut back on what they spend.
Howard asked Ronnie why he doesn't want her to be the bread winner. Ronnie said whenever said he didn't. He said he'll do something when he retires. He said he might do something but he's not sure what. He said it won't be driving though. Howard said they fight a lot so that won't be good. Stephanie said they don't fight at home though. She said that it's not even fighting. She said he gets riled up and you have to snap back at him to get him to snap out of it.
Howard said he heard the arguing on the Shuli tape. Stephanie said She just yells back at him to get him to shut up. She said it's not really fighting.
Howard asked if Stephanie dated older guys from an early age. Stephanie said She actually did. Howard asked if She dated guys in their 30s in high school. Stephanie said it was always someone older but not that much older. Robin said maturity isn't Ronnie's strong suit. Stephanie said She never would have guessed his age when She met him. She said She knew he was older and She was fine with that.
Howard said She was a bartender and Ronnie met her at a bar. Ronnie said that She looked great behind that bar. Howard asked if She noticed him or did he come to her. Stephanie said he came to her. She said that they became friendly and She was new to the city so She got to know him there. Howard said She claims that She was attracted to his personality. Stephanie said he was a lot nicer and sweeter in the beginning. Howard said the guys always lure you in. Ronnie said he knows how to work it.
Howard asked if he kept coming in. Stephanie said he did and he had a friend who was selling her on him. She said on her birthday that year he wasn't able to come in so he changed it to that Friday so he could come in. She said he threw her a birthday party and they made a big deal out of it. Stephanie said it was very nice and her brother came down and stuff. She said they had never had a date before that. She said that was sort of their first date. Howard said the whole romance bloomed at the bar.
Howard asked if they went back to her place or his place or at the bar when they first made out. She said it started at the bar. She said that it was one of her sexual fantasies to do it in a public place. She said Ronnie hates that stuff but She thinks about it. Howard asked where She would want to do it. Stephanie said any place in public actually. She said it's where people don't know it's going on but it's sort of in the open.
Howard said the fantasy is to have Ronnie take her to a place out on the street and bang her. Stephanie said that would be hot. She said that he won't do it though. Howard asked why not. Ronnie said he's not going to do that. He said they have done it in the limo though. Howard said that's disgusting. He told them to stop that.
Howard asked if they had sex at the bar. Stephanie said they didn't but he may have been fingering her. Ronnie said they were hammered so he's surprised if he remembers. Howard asked how old She was at the time. Stephanie said She was 24.
Gary asked if Ronnie knew he wanted to date her. Ronnie said he hung in there after that. Sal asked if Stephanie cried after that night. Stephanie laughed and said no. Gary asked when he called her again. Ronnie said he called her that morning. He said the phone calls were constant.
Howard asked if Ronnie knew that it was going to be a great sexual partner. Ronnie said it was only one time so he didn't know yet. Howard asked what he's talking about. Ronnie said that you don't know after the first time. He said you don't really know the first time. Robin said it was a party night and they were drunk. Ronnie said it was pretty quick too. Ronnie said that he came quick. He said they passed out after that one time.
Howard asked if Ronnie gave her any of his famous cunnilingus. Stephanie said no. Ronnie said it was pretty quick and they just got it done.
Chris asked if She orgasmed that night. Stephanie said She can't remember not orgasming with him. She said She does it 2 or 3 times each time.
Shuli asked how the kissing was that first night. He asked if he was okay at making out at first. Stephanie said it was fine. She said in the beginning She doesn't remember. She said now he gives weird kisses. She said he gives tiny pecks sometimes. Howard asked if he's not as passionate. She said that's it. Ronnie said neither is she. Stephanie said he used to be more passionate. She said now it's a weird tiny peck. She said things have changed. Howard said he's not sure why people stop doing that. He said he thinks it's hot to make out. Robin said that should be foreplay. Ronnie said he knows what foreplay is.
Ronnie said that she's the one who started the tiny pecks. Stephanie said that's not true. Howard asked if they have gone to therapy. Stephanie said She has tried to bring him to her therapist but he doesn't like going. Ronnie said she's the one changing it as much as he is. Sal said if they're pecking before marriage then it's all over.
Howard said that maybe Stephanie is being hesitant over this whole marriage thing. Stephanie said She doesn't feel that way. She said she's the one showing Ronnie stuff and giving him dates to get married and he says it's all up to her. Ronnie said his idea is to just get married at city hall. Howard said that it's her first marriage so She wants something special. Ronnie said that's not his problem. He said all of this planning shit is too much. He said if She wants to get married so bad then just go to Vegas.
Howard said they're both getting married. He said that's what the wedding represents. Ronnie said it turns into such bullshit though. He said they can just have a party. Howard said he must want to get up and say he loves her in front of friends. Ronnie said he can do that any time he wants to. He said he doesn't need 250 fucking people there. He said they can have 20-30 people. Stephanie said he has a hard time picking that few.
Howard asked Stephanie what kind of wedding She wants. Stephanie said She thinks they don't have to do a full on ceremony. She said they can just get up in front of their friends and have some people. She said that She can have her immediate family and have 20-30 people. Ronnie said that's fine. Stephanie said there are 20-30 people there at Ronnie's job. Ronnie said that's fine. He said they can have a big party after. Howard said they could have a big party and get married there. Stephanie said that's her idea. She said they can have a friend do the ceremony. She said it's real and they can do the whole thing there. She said not like a real ceremony.
Howard asked how that's different than what he's describing. Howard said just have a party and get married during that. Stephanie said that's what She wants to do. Ronnie said he was told to be quiet and let her talk. Howard said he wants to know what Ronnie thinks. Ronnie said he doesn't know about 250 people. Ronnie said maybe like 100. He said they had invited 125 to her party and maybe 90 showed up. Howard said he doesn't understand the problem. Stephanie said She doesn't either.
Howard said it's so easy to solve this. He said they can have a party and just get married during the party. Stephanie said that would work for her family. Howard said he thinks Ronnie just doesn't want to get married. Stephanie said that She thinks he just doesn't want to say heartfelt things during the party. Ronnie said his first wedding was just 20 people. Robin said he does those shows and talks to hundreds of people. Ronnie said that's different.
Howard asked if this is all about not wanting to get up and say something. Ronnie said he doesn't know. Howard said he'll write him something. Stephanie said just don't tell her if someone else writes it.
Howard said Ronnie is always doing poetry. He asked if he has ever written one for Stephanie. Ronnie said he has. Stephanie said he never has. She said he has written tuff for her in cards. Howard asked where the poem is. Ronnie said he has written cards.
Gary asked if she's going to take the Mund name. Stephanie said She thinks so. Ronnie asked what kind of answer that is. Ronnie said She can do whatever She wants to do. He said that's how girls are now. He said they don't want to take the name. He said he doesn't care if She does or not. He said don't take it. Howard asked why he got upset. Ronnie said that's the way her generation is. He said they have to keep their name. He said it's ridiculous.
Stephanie said that there's only one reason She would keep her name. Sal said ''Embarrassment?'' Stephanie said that She would keep it if She gets a doctorate. Stephanie said that you keep your name because it's easier. Ronnie said that's fucking assholes shit. Howard asked what he's saying. Ronnie asked why She has to keep her own name if She has a doctorate. Robin said if they got married before She was a doctor then she'd keep the Mund name. Howard asked how this is going to work. He said they're not on the same page. Stephanie said she's been doing it for 11 years now so she's passed most marriages.
Stephanie said they have a good flow at home. She said that Ronnie will yell about her soda cans in the fridge. She said that he'll yell about having to fill it up but he's not the one drinking it. Howard said she's not telling him to do it. Ronnie said that's the sweet thing he does. He fills the refrigerator.
Howard said it seems like something is bubbling up here. Stephanie said he does a lot of sweet things.
Howard said that this whole thing with the dildo in the ass took her by surprise. Stephanie said it did. She said she's not sure how it came up. Ronnie said it came up at work. He said they were talking about shit there and it came out. Howard said it came out that he let a woman fuck him in the ass with a dildo. Stephanie said She heard about it on the show like everyone else did. She said that it took her by surprise. She said she's not sure why he didn't tell her at home. Ronnie said She never asked. He said if She wanted to know things then just ask. Stephanie said that's not what you ask.
Ronnie said he talks to her about dying and stuff. Howard asked what they talk about. Stephanie said she's big on saying that you can't live in the future. She said that he's big on the ''I'm going to die some day.'' She said that he also brings up how they'll get married and then they'll divorce in 2 years. She said they can't live like that. Stephanie said that they had a conversation about getting married and moving to Las Vegas and then he's worried that they're going to get divorced. Shuli said that he's being too negative.
Howard asked if they have pre-nup. Ronnie said they won't. Stephanie said She wants his kids and grand kids to have his stuff. Howard said that he has to look out for her in the will. Ronnie said he doesn't have a will. Howard asked if he's out of his fucking mind. He said he's got to have a will. Ronnie said he's working on it. Stephanie said he's lying now. She said he's not doing shit. Howard said if he doesn't have a will then She will get everything if she's married to him. Ronnie said She has a life insurance policy on him. Stephanie said she's worried about who is going to make the decisions if he ends up in the hospital.
Howard said Ronnie is just pushing this shit away. He said he won't get a colonoscopy. Ronnie said he has a problem with anesthesia. He said he's had issues with it in the past. He said the guy over gassed him when he went to the dentist as a kid. He said ever since then... Sal said ''Your asshole hurt?'' Ronnie said ever since then flips out from a local anesthetic. Howard said he gets drunk as hell though. Ronnie said he can control that.
Howard asked if that's embarrassing when he does that. Stephanie said he doesn't get that drunk. She said that She likes when he goes out and has a good time.
Howard asked if Stephanie is shocked by his sexual libido. She said that they have sex 4-5 times a week usually. She said that they have their weeks off though. Ronnie said She won't have sex on her period. Stephanie said it's him not wanting to wear a condom. Ronnie said She can get pregnant during that time. Howard asked if he knows how that works. Robin said that's the time when She can't get pregnant. Howard asked what kind of contraception they use. Stephanie said She uses a Nuvaring.
Howard asked Stephanie about this anal thing and brought up the fucking in the ass thing. Stephanie said She was very turned on by that. She said She was surprised. She said She did not take it out of his ass and fuck herself with it. She said that She used her own vibrator. Ronnie said that She used the dildo on herself. Stephanie said that it was on a different night after they had cleaned it up.
Howard asked why She has a $300 dildo. Stephanie said She bought it herself. Ronnie said that She bought it on his card. Stephanie said She bought it with her own credit card. She said She knows She was working at the time. Ronnie said that's why he was yelling at her when She came home. Stephanie said She was working a job in the city and She had the money to buy it. Howard asked where She heard about it. Stephanie said She got it with Rachel Fine. She said She and Rachel went to a sex shop after going to a ''Drunch'' together. She said it was a top of the line kind of thing at the time. She said She uses it all the time. She said She uses it when she's on her period.
Howard said She is a young woman so She needs it. Ronnie said not as much as him. Stephanie said that when he uses the vibrator on her he gets upset. Howard said he's jealous of the dildo. Stephanie said She likes it when he does it to her. Howard asked if he likes doing that to her. Ronnie said once in a while. Ronnie said he doesn't know if he gets jealous. He said he does want to be number 1 though. He said She could lie to him and tell him whatever he wants to hear. Gary asked if he trusts her. Ronnie said he does but girls have a way of saying things to make a guy feel happy.
Ronnie said that he sees Shuli just smirking at him over there. He said he's got those beady eyes over there. Howard said Ronnie is a little nutty. He said this is his narcissism. He said that he needs a lot of love and reinforcement. Ronnie said not really. Everyone said he does though.
Howard said Ronnie loves getting it in the ass. Ronnie said he doesn't love it. He said it's a combination of trying it out for the show. Howard asked if She was excited to try this thing out for the show. Ronnie said She was dripping. Howard said Ronnie said it was the best orgasm She ever had. Stephanie said it might be one of the best.
Howard asked about doing the dildo thing with Ronnie and if She felt like with all of Ronnie's delaying the wedding and all of that this was her just fucking him in the ass and giving it to him for that. Stephanie said it was a power and control kind of thing. She said She could have really rammed it in there. Ronnie said She fucked him over when She pulled it out. He said She was so wound up on fire that She pulled it out too fast.
Howard asked Chris if She thinks this was just to humiliate him. Chris said he has an ex who was only fucking him from the top when things were changing. He said that led to them breaking up. Howard said that Stephanie enjoyed doing this to him and she's fucking Ronnie with that thing. He said it might be a power move. Ronnie said maybe it is.
Stephanie said that from a women's perspective it was for her like making him feel like what it's like to get something in his asshole. Ronnie said it feels good to him. Howard said that Stephanie does anal but She isn't into it that much. Stephanie said that she's not into it but She lets him do it.
Howard asked how She gives him anal. He asked if they announce it. Stephanie said they aren't allowed to announce anything like that. She said that she'll just flip over and let him do it. Howard said Ronnie has a new double dildo that he's going to use on her. He said he's going to have it in his ass and she'll have it in her vagina. He asked if She has heard about that. She said She hasn't. Howard said they asked if they can record the audio of that. Stephanie said she's not sure. Howard said Ronnie is okay with it. Stephanie said She has to think about it. Ronnie said he's not sure it's going to be as good without the vibrator in it.
Howard said there's a lot of sexual activity going on there. Howard asked if Ronnie is good at the cunnilingus thing. Stephanie said that he has that down pat. She said he knows the spot. She said he knows the right spot to get into. Howard asked what that spot is. Stephanie said that it's probably different for every woman. Howard asked if She had to show him the spot. She said She may have showed him and maneuvered him into the right spot but it wasn't that much.
Howard asked if Stephanie has ever done women before. Stephanie said She has done a three way before. She said that's fun. Howard asked if Ronnie wants to do that more. Ronnie said sure but it's up to her. Stephanie said she's not sure how to get a woman to come back with them. She said She has to have ground rules. She said that one is that She doesn't want his penis in another woman. She said she's fine with everything else. Howard asked if Ronnie can live with that. Ronnie said he has. Stephanie said she's afraid that another vagina might feel better for him.
Howard said that they all want to know what's going on with the wedding. Howard said it's shocking that they still don't know what's going on. He said they haven't gotten to the bottom of anything yet.
Howard said he's going to open up the floor to the panel now. Howard said the guys must be shocked by this whole thing. Shuli said he's shocked that he's just not getting married. He said no one else is knocking on his door. Ronnie said he has no problem being by himself. Howard said he does and he thinks he's a playboy. Ronnie said he's been by himself for a long time. Howard said he's never been by himself. Ronnie said he grew up like that.
Howard said Ronnie met his first wife and he got married. He said he's never been alone. Ronnie said he has though. He said he's always had girlfriends though. Howard said that means he's not alone.
Chris told Ronnie that he's very selfish. He said that she's doing what She wants to do and he's being a selfish prick. Ronnie said he's not being selfish. Howard asked if they're worried that this marriage might not work out. Ronnie said after today probably, yeah. Robin asked what's going on with him. Ronnie said he doesn't have a problem. He said if that's the way it turns out that's the way it turns out.
Howard said he's playing a hard ass. Shuli said he saw Ronnie get upset for 2 days when She flirted with a driver at the NASCAR race. Ronnie said that was fine. He said don't joke about it. He said he doesn't do that to her. Howard said he probably does. Ronnie said he's never done that. Ronnie said She likes it when he gets lap dances. He said She goes with him. Shuli said She goes along with him on anything he does. Stephanie said She was just joking with this guy. She said it wasn't real flirting. Stephanie said it came up that he wasn't married so he jokingly took her ring off and said She was single. She said She didn't take her ring off completely. Ronnie said She did too.
Howard said that Ronnie has the girls on his Twitter account all the time. Ronnie said that he doesn't do anything to her like She did with that ring. Stephanie said he gets jealous of her working with guys. Ronnie asked if She wants to go there. Ronnie said there was a reason for him to be upset with that guy. Stephanie said he doesn't trust her to work with this guy. Ronnie said the guy was hitting on her in front of her face. Ronnie said she's blind. Sal said no shit, she's with you.
Howard asked if Ronnie would let her be alone in a room with a NASCAR driver. Ronnie said go ahead. He said that's fine. Robin said it doesn't matter who is hitting on her. She said it matters what he thinks she'll do about it. Ronnie asked why he needs that aggravation. Howard asked if Stephanie started in with a cock of the week thing then Ronnie can keep doing his hot chick of the week. Ronnie said he stopped doing that. Ronnie said he doesn't retweet stuff because Howard told him to stop. Ronnie said he's not retweeting stuff. He said he just favorites them.
Chris asked who Stephanie thinks about when She masturbates. Ronnie said maybe it's that NASCAR driver. Stephanie said She thinks about emotion and feeling and it's not about a guy. Howard asked who She knows who is emotional that She can masturbate to. Ronnie said She claims that She only has dreams about him. Howard said She had a dream about Wilfred Brimley.
Howard asked what they have learned today. He said he's not sure. Gary said Stephanie seems to know what She wants but Ronnie doesn't. Howard asked Ronnie what he loves about Stephanie. Ronnie said he's very selfish and he can't answer. He said according to Christine that's the case. Howard said his name is Chris.
Howard said Chris thinks that he can't stay hard because he uses cock rings. Stephanie said it also holds him back a little bit more. Howard asked if he cums too quick. Stephanie said without the cock ring they come at the same time and with it it's just a different sensation so it's nice. Howard asked Ronnie what he loves about Stephanie. Ronnie said he loves everything She does.
JD asked what Ronnie's load is like. Stephanie said that it's a lot. She said She pees it out and sees it. Howard said that's what girls do. Ronnie said he knows that. He said he's seen it in the toilet. He said he'll go in there and see it in there. Howard asked if he's checking to see his load.
Howard asked if it hurts that Ronnie can't name what he loves about her. Stephanie said that She knows that he loves her. Howard asked if he knows what love is. Ronnie said it's when you want to spend all of your time with someone and all of that shit. Stephanie said her family was very emotional and they always say they love each other. She said his family just wasn't like that. Howard asked if that's the case. Ronnie said his mother was loving.
Gary asked if Ronnie has ever cried in front of her. Stephanie said maybe with the dog. JD said Ronnie doesn't want to be vulnerable in front of anyone. Ronnie said JD isn't either.
Ronnie said She went to her own uncle's funeral and didn't shed a tear. He said that's when he decided that She can do the job She does. Ronnie said that's why She can do the job She does. Stephanie said her uncle wasn't super close. She said She was being strong for her family. Robin asked what that meant for him. Howard said he's afraid that She won't cry at his funeral.
Howard said they're going to leave Ronnie's mom out of this today. He said that he has questions from the panel now.
Gary asked if Stephanie's friends gave her a hard time about dating Ronnie. Stephanie said surprisingly no. Ronnie said her family didn't want her to shave anything to do with him. He said her mother didn't want her with him. Howard said he's too old. Ronnie said that's right. He said that She got the impression that he lied to her about his age. He said She did a background check on him.
Ronnie and Stephanie talked about how they get a lot of comments from people about their age difference when they go out shopping and stuff.
Gary said that he's curious about what Ronnie loves about Stephanie. Ronnie said that he already answered that. He hadn't though. He didn't want to say it to her face. Howard told him to tell her what he loves about her. Ronnie said she's beautiful, they have a lot in common, they enjoy the same TV shows and they like being together. Howard asked what he loves about her. Robin was wondering too. Ronnie said Robin has some nerve asking him about this shit. Ronnie said he loves her compassion. He said she's kind of hard like he is in that way.
Sal asked Stephanie who Ronnie complains about at home the most. Stephanie said last week it was Shuli. She said it depends on the week. Sal asked what his semen tastes like. Stephanie said it's a little salty and a little pineapple juice.
Shuli asked Stephanie what the most romantic thing Ronnie has ever done for her. Stephanie didn't get a chance to answer before Ronnie was yelling at Shuli. Stephanie said that he did something for her on her 25th birthday. She said they went out to a show and out to the Rainbow Room together.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said it's great they found each other. He said that Ronnie must be very worried about losing her and it's not cool to take her ring off. He said She should be around more for Ronnie too. He said that Ronnie misses her when she's gone. Ronnie said he goes to bed around 9:30 or 10 and She gets home around 11. Ralph said She should change her schedule. Howard said she's building a career. Robin said it's not going to last forever. Howard hung up on Ralph.
Gary said if it were the other way around and Ronnie was working to support the family no one would say a word. Stephanie said that's what She says. She said that the woman is supposed to stay home. Ronnie said he would go away on the weekends and he would make sure that She went along. Stephanie said that he used to say it was a guy's trip and didn't let her go.
Howard said if he loves Stephanie then he has to help her build a career and revel in that for her. He said She can't just get old with him. Ronnie said he's not asking her to just sit around. He said they can't make any kind of fucking plans. Howard asked what plans he wants to make. Ronnie said he can't sit home all the time. Howard said she's out bettering her life. He said you don't want a woman sitting around and unhappy.
Shuli asked if he can compromise at all. Ronnie asked why it's all him. He said She could have the life She wants. He said She doesn't have the life She wants now. He said She doesn't have the career She wants. He said there's always going to be that burden of him saying he doesn't like her schedule.
Howard said She loves him and wants to be with him. Ronnie said he's trying to explain something. Howard said he has to give her some room. Ronnie said he gives her room.
Robin said that she's hearing that Ronnie is unhappy. Ronnie said he thinks she's unhappy deep down. Robin said she's not complaining, he's complaining. Shuli said something and Ronnie said he's no relationship expert. He said he knows shit about him. Shuli said he knows shit about him too. Ronnie said he didn't say anything other than knowing his address. Robin said this isn't supposed to be about Ronnie and Shuli. The two of them were fighting again and Shuli was upset about him trying to fuck up his marriage. Ronnie said that he has issues.
Howard said Ronnie's mom is there to interview Stephanie. Howard had the guys bring in fake Ronnie's mom. Ronnie and Shuli were still fighting though. They were yelling at each other.
Howard asked if there are any wives on the staff that Stephanie would consider having sex with. She said they're all attractive. Howard said Ronnie is turning purple. Ronnie and Shuli were calm but then they started up again yelling at each other about who knows what. Ronnie said he's done with Shuli. He said he's an asshole baby. He told him to stay away from him.
Howard had Ronnie's Mom in the studio but the fight was still going on. Howard asked Shuli what he's fighting about. Shuli said that Ronnie has a bitch move he makes with them on the air. Ronnie walked out of the studio. Howard asked what happened. Gary said Stephanie is the picture of poise. Howard said he has no idea what's going on.
Howard asked Ronnie's Mom some questions. He said she's wearing a cone on her head. She said the doctor put that on because She was licking her own pussy. Howard had her take that thing off. Howard asked Ronnie's Mom about what just went on and She told Shuli she's going to stick that thing right up his ass if he keeps it up.
Howard asked Ronnie's mom if She has any questions for Stephanie. She said it was nice to finally meet her by's meat hole. She said that only the best for her boy that She shit out of her piss flaps.
Howard said She must want to get to know her better. Howard asked if She has any questions for her. Ronnie's mom said it's like looking in the mirror. She said She loves her boy and misses him. She said that Stephanie is a good looking girl. She asked how many spots does her boy have on his ass cunt. Howard asked what kind of question that is. Stephanie said he has none. Ronnie's mom said he has 4 like his dad did. She said you can use the spots like road lines to lead the dildo in.
Ronnie's mom had a few more things to say before Howard wrapped up. She said they'll get married in a shed just like She and Mr. Mund did.
Robin asked if it was difficult for Ronnie's dad to tell her why he loved her. Ronnie's mom said he never did. She said he doesn't say shit like that.
Ronnie came back in the room after he calmed down. Howard said they all have to relax. Shuli said he's done arguing with him. Howard asked if Ronnie is alright. Ronnie said he's fine. Howard said he stormed out of there and hit Stephanie in the face. Ronnie said he did not. Stephanie said he did too.
Howard said Ronnie's mom is a lovely woman. Ronnie said that Stephanie never got to meet his mom. Howard said she's meeting her now. Ronnie's mom said welcome to the family. She said if She ever needs to borrow a dildo just ask her. She said She has one with her now.
Howard said Ronnie's mom go and said he's going to wind this up. He said Ronnie walked out. Ronnie said he said one thing and he's not sure what set him off. Robin said lets not go down that road again. Ronnie said he's not sure what he said that set him off. Shuli said it's over dude. Ronnie said it's over alright.
Sal asked if Shuli is invited to the wedding. Stephanie said he is. Ronnie said he's not sure if there will be a wedding. Robin asked what the fuck they did here.
Stephanie said that Ronnie has been in this mood for a while now. She said that she's not crazy about her schedule. She said she's looking to fix it on her own. Ronnie said it's about a lot of things. Stephanie said he's also afraid that they're going to end up getting divorced. Ronnie said she's going into this whole thing where She wants to be a doctor and he's not going that way. He said that's not his direction. Stephanie said he can't follow her to do one thing. She said it's going to take 4 years.
Howard said he's going to weigh in on this. He said it's essential that they go to therapy for this. He said she's learning a craft to set up her life. He said that she's going to be happy and then he'll be happy. Stephanie said he was willing to compromise so they can stay together. Howard said he does things to make Beth happy. He said he used to be like Ronnie and then he went to therapy. He said the therapy is a help.
Howard said he's going to talk to him off the air. He asked if he's going to back out of this. Ronnie said he's not backing out of anything. He said he doesn't have to talk to him off the air. Stephanie said She was going to stay with him either way. Ronnie said that's not true. He said She never pressured him. He said he thought they could get engaged and just leave it alone. He said he didn't want to get married. He said he wanted to just leave things the way they were. He said She just wanted the ring to seal the deal. Stephanie said she's worried if something happens to him then certain people would be making decisions over him. Howard said just get married already. Stephanie said they can do a medical proxy. She said that they might as well do the party and get married at the party.
Howard said they've learned a lot today. Robin asked if Ronnie could sit further from her on the couch. Ronnie said they told him to sit there. Howard told him to hold her hand. Ronnie held her hand and Howard told him to take it away. Ronnie said it's weird.
Howard asked JD what he makes of this. JD said he has normal issues but there's a lot of stuff deep down that he didn't know about. He said they do belong together and he wants to see them happy.
Howard asked Sal what he thinks. Sal said he thinks Stephanie truly loves Ronnie. He said he's so loyal and loving but they have to work out some issues before they marry.
Howard asked Chris what he thinks. Chris said he thinks that Stephanie is lovely. He said he could go straight for her too just like Ronnie.
Howard asked Gary what he thinks. Gary said he's so impressed with Stephanie. He said that he knows Ronnie loves her and he's impressed that she's willing to sit through this.
Howard asked Shuli what he thinks. Shuli said he cares deeply about both of them. He said he thinks they are perfect for each other. He said he thinks Ronnie has to compromise a bit and let her do her thing. He said She will resent him if he doesn't. He said he knows that her schedule sucks but he has to deal with it. He said there is no dollar amount you can put on that. Ronnie said that he's saying that if he compromises and they get married and then down the line he's not that happy... Robin said he's already there. Howard said life is short. Ronnie said he knows that. He said it's ticking faster and faster every day. Howard said when you have the love of a woman like this who adores you and is willing to look at you naked with a dildo in your ass you're not going to do much better. Howard said he has a good thing. He said he could end up divorced, so what. Ronnie said he's been though it and it's not fun. Howard said make a pre-nup. Robin said how about committing and making it work no matter what. Robin said that's how you make it work.
Howard asked Robin what She makes of all of this. Robin said thank god Stephanie is mature and smart and loving. Howard said Ronnie is coming out of this pretty bad. Robins said She accepts him just the way he is. She said that's the good part.
Howard said he's going to work with Ronnie and make him realize that he has to put her in front of his happiness.
Howard asked Fred what he thinks. Fred said it's obvious that he loves Stephanie but he's not sure he'll ever speak to Shuli again.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's driving home on the turnpike so please don't talk about seeing Ronnie's load in the toilet anymore.
Howard said he learned a lot today. He went over some of the stuff and said he learned more about Ronnie and Shuli than he ever wanted to. He went over the Shuli and Ronnie fight again. He said he learned why Ronnie drives the way he drives.
Howard said that Sour Gary wants to weigh in on this now. He took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Gary voice talking about the Ronnie and Shuli thing. Sour Gary said he'll get into more of this on the Wrap Up Show.
Howard had Ronnie and Stephanie say a few last words. Ronnie didn't have much to say but Stephanie thanked them for having her there. Fred did his Ronnie voice and talked about the things She does to him. Howard asked if She would rather marry Fred Ronnie. Stephanie said She would.
Howard said Ronnie can go rest up now. He told him to take it easy. Sal said go have some chamomile tea to calm down. Ronnie asked what the fuck he's talking about. Sal said it's an old person tea.
Howard wrapped up and said that was exhausting. He said they have a lot to talk about after this. Ronnie said they just did. Howard said they should end with a song. He played a song parody about Ronnie to wrap up. Howard said Ronnie won't even look at Stephanie now. Stephanie said that's the way he was the whole time. Ronnie said he looks at her all the time. Stephanie said he could have been staring at her instead of Shuli. Shuli said he wasn't giving him any love either.
Howard said Stephanie keeps hitting him to look at her. Ronnie said he's looking. Howard played another song parody about Ronnie.
Howard took a call from Eugene in Kentucky who said that he went to see a counselor and it helps. He said that's what Ronnie should do. He said Ronnie has some anger issues. He said why not try to get better. Howard said he's making sense. He said he's a big fan of therapy. Eugene said it might interfere with his life more than he wants but there's some anger deep down inside. Howard said a lot of us don't know why we're angry. He said it's sometimes a lack of emotional education.
Eugene said he started drinking at 12 and he quit around 25. He said he was stunted emotionally at 12 because of when he started drinking. He said maybe something is stunting Ronnie's development like that. Howard said maybe Stephanie is older than Ronnie in some ways. Eugene said She could be. He said maybe that's why they connect the way they do. Howard said that Freud figured this all out and came up with the ID and all of that.
Howard had Ralph on the phone again. He said he feels bad for Ronnie because he's scared and worried about losing Stephanie. He said they're perfect for one another though. He said he needs to get help.
Howard took another call from a guy who said the best line of the show was when Stephanie said Ronnie has everyone pegged. He said that when Ronnie argues on the show they are listening to hear their next point of attack and when they do that they're just looking to one up the other person. He said that you should just try to hear the other person out. .
Howard took a call from Bobo who said that Ronnie has to let Stephanie do what She wants to so She can blossom. Howard said he has great tape of Bobo. He said he wrote a letter to President Trump. He said it's remarkable. He said he's very political. He said that he just hesitates to do it now because it's getting late. He said he will do it tomorrow. He said he'll play that tomorrow.
Howard took a call from Speech Impediment Man who said something another caller said earlier. He also asked who Howard wants in the Hall of Fame now. Howard said he's not even talking about that now. He said who cares. Howard said there are a lot of people who deserve to be in there.
Howard took call from King of All Blacks who said that Ronnie shouldn't get married to her. He said that Stephanie is a nice person but taking the ring off and all of that is whack. He said imagine doing some dumb shit like that. He said She has her own dildos and all of that. Howard asked what's wrong with that. King said Howard wouldn't have his wife if She did that. King said all She needs is you. Howard asked if King masturbates. King said he does but you don't want your woman doing that. He said that his wife is an accountant and She comes home around 5. He said he's lucky like that. Howard said he and Ronnie have a lot in common like that. Howard let him go and did a live commercial read and then went to break.
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Howard said Jason told him that he read the Superman comic that was 1000 pages long. Jason said that's the comic book that got him into comics.
Howard said that it's time for some news. They played Robin into it with a song parody from Little Mikey.
Robin started her news with a story about Bruce Springsteen taking his mother out for a birthday celebration. Robin had some details about that. Robin said she's turning 93 soon and he took her out early for her birthday. Howard said if he told his mother he was taking her out like that she'd just ask what he's doing that for. He went into his mother's voice and had a conversation with her about that. He had his mother talking about how She doesn't need to dance. Howard said Bruce does it good. Robin wondered if his mother didn't want to go. Howard said he doesn't. He said he thinks that he has a high emotional IQ because he was connected to his mother. Howard said his mother isn't connected. He said his parents used to get up and dance. He said they got into square dancing for a while. He said he was watching the country music awards and they wear the bolo and all of that. He said it's more modern now. He said he saw dudes wearing cowboy hats and they do everything but ride a horse into the ceremony. Howard said he's not sure how many people need cowboy outfits. He said if you're playing country music you don't need all of that. He said they must need to announce what they're into.
Robin said the country music awards were on Sunday night. She said Jason Aldean was the guy who took home the Entertainer of the Year award. Robin said he was the guy who was on stage in Vegas when the mass shooting occurred. Robin had some audio of Aldean accepting his award. Howard said he was the guy playing on stage when that shooting happened. Robin said that's right. Howard said that guy has to have some PTSD after all of that. Robin read about Carrie Underwood performing for the first time after getting 40 stitches in her face. Howard said he follows E! news and things like that as well as the regular news. He said that they reported on the 40 stitches thing. He said one guy wrote that it'll be another 40 if he hears about it again. Howard said she's been teasing the big unveiling of her face. Robin said She wondered where the scar was. She said She looks exactly the same. She said She did have a lot of hair in her face though. Howard said he didn't see anything. Robin said She expected Frankenstein to come out based on the stories She read. Howard said She should have played it up like that and put bolts in her neck and all of that.
Robin read a story about how Prince's heirs haven't gotten a cent out of the estate yet. Howard said that would suck. He said that you think you're getting a pay day and nothing happens. Robin said bankers and lawyers have made millions out of the whole thing. Robin said the heirs can't quit squabbling. Robin said the bank can't split the money between his six siblings until they agree on the value of the estate when he died.
Robin read a story about a machine that came out this year that allows people to kill themselves. Robin said this was on display at a funeral home convention. Robin said someone who wants to die gets in the pod and the pod fills with nitrogen. Robin said it causes the person to pass out and die quickly. Howard said he sees this as very humane. He said he put his cat to sleep and She was at peace when they put her down. He said he doesn't get why people can't do the same. He said he sees it as very humane. He said that's the right thing. Robin said the inventors are going to build a working machine and then put up the working blueprints online so people can 3D print it themselves.
Robin read a story about Khloe Kardashian naming her baby. Robin asked if Howard found out what the name was. Howard said he's been following the story. Robin said that the father of the baby cheated on her and She found out when She was giving birth. Robin said that She named the baby... Fred played ''Baba Booey.'' Robin said the poor baby's name is ''True.'' Howard said he likes that. Robin said it's all about what's going on. Howard said he didn't see the irony at first. Robin said she's a permanent reminder that he was untrue. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Kendrick Lamar being a winner of a 2018 Pulitzer prize for music. Howard said he thinks Bon Jovi was hoping for that. Robin said it's the first time a rapper has won this prize. Robin had some of his music for Howard to play. Howard said they had him in there. He thinks. Robin asked if they did. Gary said they did just before Christmas.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said the Stephanie and Ronnie thing was great. Howard hung up on her in the middle of a sentence.
Robin read a story about Koala bears having an STD problem. Howard said he thinks that some human must have messed with them and passed along some STD. Robin read the details about the problems they're having. Robin said they do not say how it was introduced to the Koalas.
Robin read a story about how T-Mobile is being fined for faking rings to make it seem like a call went through when it actually didn't. Robin mentioned She has two phones and one is with Verizon and one is with AT&T. Howard asked why She has 2. Robin said it started at K-Rock and She just likes having 2. Howard said he can hardly get in touch with her. Robin said he texts her on one and calls her on the other. Robin said most people have both of her numbers.
Robin read a story about it being tax day. Robin said you can file an extension if you aren't ready to file. Robin had some audio of someone talking about that.
Robin read a story about a poll done about taxes that found that only 40 percent of people think they're being taxed too much.
Robin read a story about Barbara Bush being surrounded by family while she's in comfort care. Howard asked when you know when to just say ''fuck it'' with that. Robin said it's all about the feel. Robin said if you're in the hospital all the time you might just want to get out. Robin said her mother was in a coma and She had been in it for about 5-6 days and the doctor said that She might not wake up so they had to make some decisions about feeding her. Robin said her mother had one of those things you sign that says don't do anything to keep her alive. Robin said 2 days later She woke up and She was talking to her on the phone. Robin said her mother said to her was ''Why did you bring me back?'' Robin said She told her they didn't do anything. She said She did it all on her own. Robin said her mother was ready to go and She asked why they brought her back. Robin said that Jenna Bush was on the Today show talking about her grandmother. She had some audio for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about Nikki Haley indicating that they were going to have sanctions against Russia the other day. Robin said now Trump is hitting the brakes on that. Robin said that they say he's uncomfortable working so quick on new sanctions. Howard said the best way to handle that is with sanctions. Robin asked why he has so much trouble doing something about Russia? Robin said yesterday the president's attorney was in court. This guy Michael Cohen has 3 clients including Trump, a congress person and Sean Hannity. Robin said Hannity is now saying he's not sure why that's a big deal. Robin had some audio of Hannity talking about that on his show. Howard asked if he is his lawyer or not. Robin said it's not clear. Robin had more audio of Hannity talking about how he has asked for some advice but that's it. Howard said that's not a client if you've never paid him. He said it could be a big deal if he's on a news program talking about the guy and not disclosing that.
Howard asked Jason what's up with this. Jason said maybe one of them is lying about it. Howard said maybe he's trying to prove that he's got more than one client. Jason said why not make up a bunch of people then. Brent came in and said if you pay them or not is immaterial. He said if you verbally retain him then you're a client. He said that he's never been charged but he is a client. Howard said the big deal is that he's very pro Trump and he was defending him on FOX News. Brent said Hannity was saying what they did when the raided Cohen's office it was wrong and all of that. He said he never revealed he was a client though. Robin said the only two people he represents are people he fixes things for. Brent said that they see him more as a businessman than a lawyer and he's trying to say that he's a lawyer who deals with business. Brent said he's trying to show he's more of a lawyer than a businessman. He said this could be good for Trump. He said Hannity was undermining what he's trying to do by going on the show and saying he's not a client. Howard thanked Brent for the information. He played a disclaimer about Brent and how it's just for entertainment purposes.
Robin said that opened the door for Jimmy Kimmel to make fun of Sean Hannity once again. Robin had some audio of Jimmy talking about that on his show last night.
Robin read a story about Mariah Carey being sued by her manager who claims she's upset that She was naked in front of her and would do things sexually to herself. Howard said he's so glad that he doesn't have to work with people like that. He said he's not sure what he would do if Jim Meyer started doing things to himself in front of him. Howard said only once did Scott Greenstein show him his asshole. howard said he doesn't want to see that.
Robin read a story about Drake replacing himself in the number 1 spot in the top 5. Robin said he's at number 1 once again.
Robin said that Cardi B is breaking all kinds of records. Robin said that She has had the most simultaneous hits than anyone before. Howard said Cardi B was up there and they played Robin's cover of her song for her. Howard played some audio of Cardi listening to it and laughing. She said good for you. She said give it up for Robin. Cardi said that was funny. Howard said She thinks She loved it. Robin said Cardi is still breaking records with her music. Robin said they say that her appearance at Coachella was the greatest ever. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:25am.
Howard started the show talking about how he has some sad news to start the show. He said Jon Hein had to turn himself in with the Stormy Daniels case. He said that artists rendering looks just like him. Howard asked Robin if she saw that. She wasn't there so he wasn't getting an answer.
Howard said most of the email was about the show with Ronnie and Stephanie. He said it has elicited an avalanche of email. He said he's not sure where to even begin. Fred played some sounds of things falling on him. Howard said it's unbelievable. He said even Michael Rapaport wrote in about how nuts Ronnie is.
Howard told Robin his Jon Hein joke. Robin said she agrees. She said it looked like someone she knew. Howard said Jon didn't think it was funny. Robin said they should look into his background. Howard said he's been right there.
Howard said Stormy Daniels may have lost some credibility with that. He said her first husband looks just like that picture. He said even President Trump retweeted it. He said they have a picture of her first husband and it's the same picture. Robin asked if the lawyer is a stupid person too. Howard said he seems to be a smart guy. Howard said maybe when you're traumatized you think of someone you know.
Howard said he can't get enough of the Stormy news. He said Barbara Bush died too. He said he was pissed at her for interrupting his Stormy Daniels news. He said the Daily News pushed her right off and put Alex Jones on the front page. Howard said they have the Alex Jones story on the front page and mention that Barbara Bush died.
Howard said that the rap was that Barbara Bush always looked older. He said in 1925 she was smokin' though. Robin said she had like 6 kids. She said that will wear you out. Howard said she seemed like a nice lady. Robin said she had a big family and you didn't want to get the wrath from her. Robin said she seemed like that doting mom on her privileged children. Robin said George wasn't doing much but she looked at him like he was.
Howard said the big feedback was the Ronnie and Stephanie extravaganza. He said someone said the big moment was when he said it was going to be a fun, light day. He said there was nothing fun or light about it. Robin said she thought Ronnie was going to need treatment after it was over.
Howard read some of the email they got about Ronnie and Stephanie. Howard said someone asked what happened after they got off the air. Howard said they went and cut some songs. Howard had one of the songs they did together about Ronnie getting pegged.
Howard read more email and people were talking about how Ronnie looks like her grandfather. Howard had a lot of those type of emails.
Howard had one email about how they're at different parts of their lives and they don't belong together. People were saying don't get married. Howard said he thinks Ronnie was trying to make that point. He said he's going to retire and she's just getting started in her professional life. Howard said it could be a difficult life. Robin said they are in different phases of their life and they have to accept that and deal with it. Robin said Ronnie doesn't seem to want to deal with that.
Howard read a few more emails and asked Ronnie to come in and give them an update. Howard said he heard that Shuli isn't thinking they're friends now. Gary said that's what he said this morning. Ronnie said he didn't know about that.
Howard asked Ronnie what he thinks about all of this feedback about not getting married. Ronnie said you don't know that until it happens. He said everyone can say that it'll be fine but you don't know that. Howard asked if they had a talk last night. Ronnie said they did but there was no crying or anything. He said it's difficult but it seems to be okay. Robin asked how this all turns out. Ronnie said it's going to stay the way it is for now. Howard asked if they did any pegging last night. Ronnie said they did have sex but no pegging. Ronnie said she didn't think they had a fight. He said it was more him than her. Robin said they could see that.
Howard said Ronnie is concerned for her. Ronnie said he feels like he's holding her back. He said she says she doesn't care. She just wants to be with him. He said that's fine. He said he can't accept that. Ronnie said he still feels that she maybe not today or tomorrow but she'll resent him somehow if she doesn't go to school to become a doctor. He said it's all about location. He said if he moves to Vegas the closest school there is in California. He said it's 3-4 hours away by car. He said she's going to be there 5 days a week and he'll go there one weekend and they'll switch back and forth. Robin asked if he could just move to California. Ronnie said he doesn't want to move there. He said he doesn't want to be a gypsy moving back and forth. Ronnie said he knows he's saying ''me, me, me'' but that's the way he feels.
Howard asked why he can't make some sacrifices for her. Ronnie said he has already. Howard said he's not making that many. Howard said what he's saying to her is that he'd rather live in Vegas than be with her. Ronnie said he's done with adventure. Howard said you live in California, so what? Ronnie said he doesn't want to keep moving.
Howard said it's warm there. He said you live there for 4 years and hang. He said it sounds more like he's ready to move on. Ronnie said he didn't say that. He said they have to get someone in on this deal. Howard said maybe a marriage therapist. Ronnie said she doesn't want to move on. Howard said get some help from a therapist. Ronnie said maybe they will.
Howard asked if Ronnie is thinking finding someone else. Ronnie said no. He said if he wanted to he could have done that years ago. He said he doesn't want her resenting him. Robin said all he has to do is make a minor adjustment from Vegas to California. Ronnie said that's more than minor.
Howard asked if she's even in the vet school. Ronnie said she's not but he thinks she'd get right in. He said if she didn't then she might have to go upstate New York. Howard asked why he cares if he's retired. Ronnie said he doesn't want to live in the snow. Robin said he doesn't have to go out in it. Howard said if it's just 4 years just deal with it. Ronnie said it's 4 years and counting. Howard said he's acting like he's dropping dead tomorrow. Ronnie said you never know.
Robin asked if he would miss Vegas or Stephanie more. Ronnie said he wants her to be happy. He said he can be alone. He said he's in a relationship with her now but if she wasn't there he'd be fine by himself. Howard said he has been in a relationship his whole life. Ronnie said whatever. Howard said he's never been alone his entire adult life. Ronnie said he was for 3 years. He said when he split up with his wife he was alone. Howard said he was at strip clubs and stuff. He said he wasn't alone.
Howard said just live wherever you want to live if she can get into vet school. Howard said he told Ronnie yesterday that he's a loving guy. He said that he knows he feels he's holding her back. He said he's looking at their ages and he's thinking for both of them. Ronnie said she gets mad at him for thinking for her. Howard said if he wants to spend the rest of his days with her then just move wherever she has to go. Howard said if he has to go to upstate New York just do it. He said he can live there with her and enjoy his life. He said he could live there. He said so what if it's cold. Ronnie said he likes going outside. Howard said they have movies up there. Ronnie said he likes to do things outside. Howard said they have nice stuff in Florida just like they do in New York. He said he could live anywhere.
Howard asked Ronnie what he likes to do. Ronnie said just go out and Jet Ski and snowmobile and stuff. Robin said he can't do that in Vegas. Howard said he can jet ski in Buffalo. He asked what he does that's so sophisticated. Ronnie said he likes Vegas because he has friends there. Howard said he has his woman though. He said he's going to Buffalo. Ronnie said that he's not going there.
Howard asked why she hasn't applied to become a vet. Ronnie said he can't talk about that. Howard said he doesn't want to end up like Shuli so he'll stop asking.
Howard said he should get a marriage therapist and work this shit out. He said Ronnie is a good hearted guy. He said he thinks he'd be unhappy without her. He said he's unhappy with her because he feels guilty. He said he thinks he feels he's going to go off and do stuff with friends in Vegas. He said if you want to be with her let her go to Vet school. He said just go to Buffalo if he has to. He said he can do whatever he wants up there with a bunch of land.
Gary said he heard that part of going to Vegas is that he was going to be a consultant to strip clubs. Ronnie said that's not true. He said he's not sure who told him that. Howard said it has to be something like that. Ronnie asked who makes this shit up. Gary said he'll tell him later but it'll upset him. Ronnie knew it was Shuli. Gary said he's right. Ronnie said he's not sure what this guy's problem is. He said he can dish it out and not take it.
Howard asked what he said yesterday anyway. He forgot. Ronnie said he just told him to mind his own business because he's no relationship expert. That was it. He said it escalated from there. Ronnie said he felt he should walk out after that. He said he just walked outside. He said he talked to Brent for a minute and he took a drink and came back in.
Howard asked what he was drinking. Ronnie said he had some ginger ale. Howard didn't know he drank soda. Ronnie said once in awhile. Robin said Gary jumped out of his seat and thought something was going to happen. Robin said all Ronnie wanted to do was get out of the studio.
Howard said the good news is that acceptance rates for Vet school are 6.8 percent to 34 percent. Ronnie said he doesn't know about that. Howard said she may not even get in. Howard said she might be fantasizing. Ronnie said she graduated Berkeley with honors. He said this is the second time she's going to college.
Ronnie said he wants to know what's going on with Shuli. He said they talked yesterday and now something is wrong. He said if he doesn't want to be friends that's fine. Howard said bring Shuli in then. He said he wanted to find out about Ronnie and Stephanie though.
Howard asked Shuli how he heard about this strip club thing in Vegas. Ronnie said all he said was that maybe he could get a job out there doing something at a strip club. He said he mentioned a bunch of jobs. Howard said they're not hiring 70 year old guys to do security. Ronnie said they do for armored car services. Howard said you have to age out at some point. Robin said he could be a Walmart greeter.
Shuli said he told Gary he wasn't sure he remembered correctly but strip clubs was one of the things that he said he could work out there in Vegas if he moved there. Howard said let Stephanie apply and get in before he freaks out. Howard said just live out in California for 4 years. He said that's easy. He said that he can do whatever he can out there. Robin said he'd have a great time out there in grape country. Robin said he can make friends anywhere. Howard said he has those NASCAR friends. Ronnie said there are people in Vegas he knows who he'd like to be close to.
Howard asked what he's going to do all day out in Vegas. Ronnie said he doesn't know. He said the whole idea of retiring is not worrying about what you have to do. He said he has no idea what he's going to do. He said the first six months he'll do nothing. He said he'll lay at his pool if he has to. Howard said he doesn't read and he doesn't golf or anything like that. Ronnie said he could learn. He said he can get drunk and go out and play. Robin said he has the drunk part down already.
Howard asked what his fantasy is. Ronnie said he will do whatever he wants to do. Ronnie said he'll do nothing if he feels like doing nothing. Howard said he's going to lay like a mummy by the pool. Ronnie said he'll get up whenever. He said he doesn't eat breakfast. He said he doesn't drink coffee either.
Howard said he has no interests at all. He said he was on a plane with him for 6 hours and all he did was look out the window. Ronnie said he feels bad for that poor lady who got sucked out he window on that plane yesterday.
Howard asked Ronnie what he's going to do. Ronnie said he'll worry about it later. Howard said he does nothing. Howard asked if he has any desire to learn to play piano or anything. Ronnie said no.
Shuli said he's met people out in Vegas who wanted to figure those things out and they get addicted to gambling and they go bankrupt and they're gone. Howard said Ronnie could figure out something to do out there. He said he could be an Elvis impersonator. Fred was doing his Ronnie voice talking about some of the things he could do out there.
Howard said it's like he thinks Rick's is going to hire him to do some job out there. Shuli said the strip clubs are open 24 hours out there. Howard and Fred were doing their Ronnie voices talking about that stuff.
Ronnie asked why it bothers him that he wants to do nothing. Howard said he has the worst game plan. Howard kept mentioning Buffalo and Ronnie said he never said Buffalo. He said Ithaca.
Howard said Ronnie had a talk with Stephanie and they're going to try to figure it all out. He said that they did talk off the air and Ronnie told him what he's thinking about all of this. He asked if he ever considered just breaking up with her and setting her free. Ronnie said they tried that a couple of times. He said that's going back 5 years or so ago. He said that didn't seem to work. He said they missed each other. Robin asked what's different now. Howard said ''Vegas!'' in his Ronnie voice. Ronnie said he's in a different place now. He said he's more mellowed out. Everyone laughed.
Howard asked if he saw other women when they broke up. Ronnie said he was by himself. He said it was kind of mutual when they broke up. Robin said he couldn't be alone though. Ronnie said he's not alone.
The guys were talking about how awful it would be in Vegas going to the casinos and stuff. Ronnie said he won't be near that stuff. He said he doesn't care about that. Howard asked what he's going to do all day. Ronnie told him not to worry about what he's going to do.
Howard said it's time for another song from Ronnie and Stephanie. He played a song where they sang about shit on the sheets. Howard said he hears love in that song.
Howard said Stephanie is a question mark and they're going to work on all of that. Howard said now the Shuli situation. He said that he announced that they aren't friends anymore. Shuli said they talked yesterday and he thought that things were going back to normal. He said he talked to some people there and they got him thinking. He said that he's not going to throw them under the bus. He said that it's someone who has an issue with Ronnie because he did something to them. Ronnie said that's Will. Shuli said he didn't say that.
Shuli said he was thinking about it and he got home yesterday and talked to his wife about it. He said this is the second time in 2 weeks that this has happened. He said that Ronnie said yesterday something that set him off. He said that he did it last week too. He said he took out all of his anger on him. Shuli said that he busted his balls the same as Sal did. He said he wanted to attack him. Ronnie said that's not the case.
Shuli said that Ronnie said that he should look at his own marriage. Ronnie said ''worry about your own house.'' Shuli said that's not what he said. He said go back and listen.
Howard said this is very upsetting. Ronnie said his wife must be upset with him. Shuli said he's more upset than his wife. Ronnie said he doesn't have to talk to him. He said he can solve it that way. Howard asked if Ronnie knows something about Shuli's marriage. Ronnie said he doesn't know anything. Howard said when he hears him saying he might know something it sounds like there's something there. Shuli said his wife knows him. Ronnie said that's what goes on there. Shuli said it's random accusations. He said that if he accused him of something that's not true wouldn't that bother him. Ronnie said that's happened to him. He said he got over it. Shuli said he had a problem with it though.
Howard said Ronnie is ready to be Shuli's friend again. Ronnie said the funny part is that he had that whole thing after the show and he mentioned to him that he had some work for him and he said okay. He said he recommended Shuli and JD to do this thing. He said he asked Sal and he wasn't able to do it. Shuli said he wasn't the first then. Ronnie said this guy Platypus asked him to do this thing. He said Shuli knows him. He said he lives in Florida. He said that he wanted Shuli to do 5-10 minutes at the pool. Shuli said he appreciates the offer but that has nothing to do with what they're talking about here.
Shuli said he has a problem with what Ronnie has said to him. Ronnie said they won't have this problem anymore because he won't be involved with him anymore. He said he's sorry if it caused any problems. Howard said now he's not going to take him to the gig. Robin said if they tell him to stop doing things in the hall then he stops talking to everyone. Ronnie said that's what he was told to do.
Howard said he's trying to do a wrap up of what happened yesterday. Howard asked if Ronnie is okay. Shuli said he accepts Ronnie's apology. Ronnie said he never would have said to Gary and Jason behind his back what he said if he was willing to accept it. Shuli asked if he knows what he said to Jason word for word. Ronnie said no. He said he has apologized and Shuli doesn't have to be his friend. He said he doesn't want to cause problems with him. He said he doesn't have to get into it on the air anymore. Shuli said he won't mess with him on the air because he doesn't want to tweak him.
Howard asked if Ronnie is going to show Shuli the naked pictures on his phone anymore. Ronnie said he's not going to do that anymore. He said that's over. He said he'll show it to Robin and Fred-Ronnie. Howard said Shuli is out of the gaping asshole loop. Howard said he knows JD gets to see them. Ronnie said he doesn't show JD shit.
Howard asked JD what he thinks about this. JD said he likes them both. He said he doesn't know what to say. Howard asked who JD would save in a sinking boat. JD said he loves Shuli but he would save Ronnie. Howard said it sounds like Ronnie and JD are the only ones on this gig. Ronnie said Shuli's not out. He said he's afraid to say something to him that will upset him. He said he doesn't have to walk on egg shells around anyone.
Ronnie said he's going to keep doing what he does and he's not going to change for him. He said if he's his friend he would just deal with it. He said he's not going to change. Ronnie said if he doesn't want to be his friend then don't be his friend.
Howard said it seems like Ronnie and Shuli are over. He said Ronnie and Stephanie have to work things out. He said he thinks Ronnie isn't capable of not saying something to someone so that's going to happen no matter what.
Shuli said that he's going to be in town that week that Ronnie is going to be out there. He said he was looking forward to that. Ronnie asked if he has called him yet. Shuli said he hasn't but that gig is in August.
Howard said what they have learned is that Ronnie is in a relationship with a woman who is younger and they have issues. He said he's trying to work that out. Howard said Ronnie looks to be trying to get free time in his life and he's going to do nothing with it the rest of his life. Howard said Ronnie wants to move to Vegas and do whatever. He said he will lay around doing nothing if he wants to. Ronnie said he'll do whatever he wants to do. He said if he wants to do something he'll do that. Howard said he's saying stop arguing with him.
Howard said Ronnie wants to lay by the pool but he is so white and full of moles that he should not be laying by the pool. He said he's the last guy who should be doing that.
Howard said that's what they learned about Stephanie. He said with Shuli and Ronnie they are no longer friends. Ronnie said he didn't know that until just now. He said they talked and laughed yesterday and things seemed fine. Howard said Will got a hold of him yesterday. Shuli said it wasn't just Will. He said it was on social media too. He said that he is getting shit on there and he doesn't need that. He said that Ronnie has done this to different people there and maybe it's time for him to take a step back and ask himself why he does this. Ronnie said he's not going to do that. He said that they can all come in and say what they feel. Shuli said that they don't want to be in there. He said that's because of the way Ronnie reacts to them.
Howard said this is a very tense situation. He said there's more of a show in the hall than they know.
Howard took a call from a guy who said something but it cut out because of his bad phone connection. Howard said he was just about to get to the point. He hung up on the guy.
Ronnie said that he got shit on social media too. He said Shuli isn't the only one like he just said. Shuli said he never said that.
Howard took a call from a guy who told Ronnie that he's been married to a girl 10 years and he's been retired 2 years. He said that she's still in New York and he's in Pennsylvania. He said she's there on the weekends. He said when she gets time off she spends too much time there and he wants her to go home.
Will came in and said that he doesn't choose to fight with Ronnie on the air because he goes to weird places. He said he has said things to him that just aren't worth it. He said it's a weird place to go. Shuli said he does it so much he doesn't know he's doing it. Ronnie said he won't have to worry about that anymore. Howard said he does that to him too.
Howard said now they have the update. Shuli asked why he should be Ronnie's friend. Ronnie said he shouldn't be. Ronnie told him to go fuck himself and stop talking to him. He said he wants nothing to do with him anymore. Shuli said the guy doesn't like getting his balls busted. He said that Ronnie makes accusations and doesn't bust balls. He said what Ronnie does isn't busting balls.
Howard said he's declaring that friendship over. He said this has been some morning so far. He said next week he'll have to have another follow up. Ronnie said just don't be his friend and leave it at that. Howard said he wants to sum this up. Ronnie asked if he wants him to lick his fucking boot. Shuli said if he does that he'll be his friend. Ronnie said he has nothing on Shuli and that's just a statement he made to upset him. He said he doesn't know anything about anyone. Howard said he must know something. Ronnie said that this will turn out to be all his fault. He said Shuli can't take it on the air when he dishes it out. Shuli said he can. He said he's never gone down that road with anyone but Ronnie.
Howard said he has to sum up. Ronnie and Shuli were still going at it though. Howard kept trying to sum up. Ronnie said he has to go. He said he has a guest to get. Howard said Claire Danes is coming up.
Howard said that Shuli got out of line and Ronnie got out of line and now it's escalated to the point that they're no longer friends. Ronnie said Shuli said he doesn't want to be his friend anymore. He said he went to Gary to tell him that instead of coming to him. Howard said they have a beef right now and that's a shame. He said they could have been going to do shows together. Howard said this is like when Martin and Lewis broke up. He said he thinks this will be patched up. Ronnie said he can guarantee it won't be patched up. Howard said he knows that he and Brent worked it out. Ronnie said they made up at the Christmas party. He said he just wanted to end the whole thing so they did. Shuli said he made up with him too. He said that they talked yesterday and he thought they had worked it out. Ronnie said he didn't do anything but defend himself.
Howard took a call from one of the guys in the back who had some dirt on people there. He had his voice disguised. He was telling Howard stuff that was well known. He said he has the deepest throat in the office. Howard said now everyone is squealing on each other.
Howard said Ronnie is now claiming that Shuli only gets air time when he's on with him. Ronnie said that's not what he said. He said he gets the most when he's in there fighting with him. Howard said he doesn't think he's wrong about that. Ronnie said it's that or when he's on a trip covering the trip with him. Howard said Ronnie is a star. Ronnie said he just works there. He said he's not a star.
Ronnie said he really apologizes to Shuli's wife. He said she's the one getting the social media bullshit. He said that's just what these people do. He said they rip you apart. He said she shouldn't listen to them. He said he learned that a long time ago.
Howard said he thinks that these two will work things out. He said he thinks they will be friends again. Robin said it could end up being war camps. Ronnie said that won't happen. He said he's not into that.
Gary said they went to both of them this morning and Jason asked where they stood on all of this. He said they both said what they said. Howard said that Ronnie has to get going to get a guest. He talked to Fred-Ronnie instead. Howard said he has to go to break. He played another Ronnie and Stephanie song and then did a live commercial read before going to break.
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Howard said he was thinking about Ronnie's retirement and his brain wasn't on the commercial read. He said he was talking about just sitting there doing nothing. He wondered if that's the first year or month. He said he's just going to do nothing. Howard said that was the best. He said he hates to see the guys fighting. He said that he wanted to do a wrap up of what happened yesterday. Robin said they were talking about Ronnie and Stephanie and not even Shuli.
Howard said Claire Danes is coming in and he loves Homeland. He said she's coming back for her second appearance. He said that guy who plays Saul is so good. He said that's Mandy Patinkin. He said he didn't know much about him until he was on Homeland.
Howard said Sour Gary wants to talk about Claire Danes. Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his impression of Gary talking about Claire and how she was born in ''19 seventy noine'' and things like that. Howard said they get it. He said he has references that are unreal.
Howard took a call from Chad in St. Louis who said he thinks he's kind of full of shit when he says it doesn't matter where he lives because he complains about the weather there. Howard said he lives in New York because he works there. He said he has lived all over the country. He said he lived in Detroit. He lived in Hartford. He said wherever he lived was fine. He said he doesn't go out and do things that much. He said there's pretty good food no matter where you live. He said for the most part the food is good and people are great. Howard said he's not sure why Ronnie cares.
Chad said he doesn't see Howard making a change for Beth. Howard said if Ronnie is retired then why does he care where he lives? He said that he doesn't get that.
Howard said if he retires he's going to paint and play chess and read and write. He said he has interests he can pursue and he can do that wherever they live. He said he can move where Beth's family is if she wants to. Howard said right now it's about his career and Beth knows that. He said he's a hypocrite but not about that. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
Howard came back and said he should tell the Bobo story. He had Bobo on the phone and said you have to hear this. He said Bobo wrote a letter to President Trump. He said he didn't know he was political. He said that he has some audio of Shuli talking to him about this. In the clip Bobo was saying that he wrote this up on his own in Microsoft Word. Howard said he loves how he says ''wery'' instead of very. He said that's not an accent either. Robin said that's a speech problem.
Howard played more of the audio and Bobo was talking about this letter he wrote to Trump and how he did it in under an hour. Bobo said he went on a web site to find out how to lay out the letter. Howard asked what he looked up. Bobo said he looked up how to lay it out. Howard asked why it matters that it was under an hour. Bobo said it just wasn't over a matter of weeks. He said that's all he was saying. Howard said he was so proud of that. He and Fred did a Bobo impression like he was talking like Elmer Fudd. Howard and Fred did that for a short time.
Howard said here's Bobo reading his letter to the president. Robin said she was wondering what got under his skin so much that he had to do this. Howard played the clip and Bobo was talking about how proud he was having Trump as our president. He said he appreciates the tax cuts and things like that. He said that he's happy he's trying to get rid of common core from the schools. Bobo said he thanks him for standing tough against Kim Jong Un and things like that.
Howard said Bobo said that his son is a thorn in his side. He said that's not right. He said he should read that sentence back. Bobo said he was saying ''this'' has been a thorn in their side. He said he didn't say he was a thorn. Howard said Bobo needs to read that again.
Howard said Trump is going to read that and think he wants something. He said he's begging for this core thing. Bobo said he's not. He said it's been a nightmare. He asked if Howard even knows what it's about. Howard was doing an impression of Bobo reading that letter like Elmer Fudd. Howard asked what that accent is. He said it's fucking crazy. Bobo said he's not sure how that came about.
Howard played a song parody about Bobo and said he doesn't know about this. Robin got in on the Elmer Fudd impression too.
Howard said he likes that Bobo is political too. He said he was going to say put your thinking cap on but clearly his thinking cap is his hair. Howard let Bobo go and kept doing the Elmer Fudd voice. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and said he has Claire Danes there. He said Claire is on Homeland on Sunday nights on Showtime. He said someone told him it's been 3 years since she was there last. Robin said it doesn't seem that long. Claire said it really doesn't. Howard had her theme song playing. He said he was just watching her last night on TV. He said she's doing very well as an actress. Robin said she was getting weepy when she had to make that decision with her kid on the show. Howard said she did. He said she has to save the country. He said without her the country would be communist.
Howard said he saw Mandy Patinkin for years and he knew he was a Broadway actor but didn't know what he did until Homeland. He said he seems like the father everyone would want. Claire said that he's sagacious. Robin said they'll have to look that one up. Howard said she has a Yale education so she must know stuff like that. Claire said she has that word and maybe 2 others. Howard said she must use them with her friends. Claire said she does. Howard said she must have scored very well on her SATs. She said she didn't actually. Howard said she must have something going on. Claire said she did well in the interview. She said she was practiced in doing that since the age of 12.
Howard asked if sagacious came from a book she read. Claire said she doesn't know. She said she just read a book last week for the first time in a long time. She said it was The Essex Serpent and it was really good. Howard asked if she brings that to her book club. Claire said she does. She said they are called the Lit Wits. She said they're friends of hers that she's known forever. She said she has one she's known since she was 5 and one since 9 and 12. She said they still live near her but some have moved. She said they started that almost 10 years ago.
Howard said it's funny that she was a kid who couldn't bond with other women well. Claire said not from 1 thru 12. She said she had a tough time in high school. Howard said with the acting it must not have been that hard. He asked if kids were jealous. Claire said it was a problem around adolescence. She said that girls are supposed to shut down at that point and she didn't get the memo. She said she didn't suppress wanting to learn stuff. Howard asked if she was teacher's pet and all of that. Claire said she was and it was probably annoying. Claire said her best friend Arielle watched her commit social suicide over and over.
Howard said Claire did modern dance as a kid and she knew what she wanted to do. Howard said he's not even sure what modern dance is. Claire said you roll around on the floor a lot. Claire said she had a great teacher who is still teaching.
Howard said she decided to be an actress at 12 and she said she got a soap opera roll but she turned it down because she didn't want to become a bad actress. Claire said she didn't want to get bad habits at an early age. She said she had that idea in her head and she's not even sure why. Howard said he would think being in a soap you get good practice. Claire said that's probably right but she had that anxiety. Howard asked if she told the other kids she turned that down. Claire said she doesn't think she did.
Howard asked if she had to do commercials. Claire said she did a pilot with Dudley Moore. She said that wasn't good though. She said it didn't get picked up. Howard asked if Dudley Moore gave her the Golden Globe she got. Claire didn't even remember. Howard said check him on that. Claire said he's good if that's right. Howard said she won the Golden Globe for ''My So Called Life.'' She said she did. Howard said he heard that the show was picked up by Netflix and it has a new resurgence. Claire said that with all of the stuff on the internet now you can see that kind of stuff. She said she has a friend who watches old soaps.
Howard asked if she still sees Jared Leto or is he too weird. Claire said that she still has fond feelings for him. She said that he was very protective of her. She said he brought her to her first club. She said she was like 14 and he was like 20. Howard said he was her first kiss too. She said that he had to teach her the kiss on set. She said she hadn't kissed that much before that.
Howard said Jared was so good looking. He said he was better looking than women. Claire said it was alarming. Howard said he was in his 20s and it had to be weird for him too. Claire said it can be dangerous or an impediment. Howard said it's also weird for a 14 year old to be making out with a 20 year old.
Howard said she's had a charmed life as far as acting goes. Howard said she never had to do a commercial. Claire said she doesn't think she'd be suited to it. She said she might be able to do it now. She said she's pretty earnest now but even more as a kid.
Howard said 3 years ago he wanted to talk to her more about how after she did the hit TV show she did movies. He said then she went to Yale. He said that Jodi Foster went there and she did a move with her. Claire said they were going to do a movie. She said she directed Home for the Holidays with her actually. Howard said she talked to Jodi and she told her that her advice was to always ask for more money. He said she told her that they always have the money so just ask for it. Howard said that's loving advice. Claire said she's been fortunate to work with some formidable women.
Howard asked if she gets nervous working with a woman like that. Claire said not really. She said they went to the same high school and same college. She said she thinks Jodi had some empathy for her. Howard said Jodi went back to school like Claire did. Howard said she lasted 2 years there. Claire said she felt that was sufficient. Howard said she was recognizable and she must have wanted to make friends. Howard said there has to be a buzz going on. Claire said that her friend's mother made a good observation. She said that every kid in an ivy league school is a star in their own world. She said they're not that thrown by you. Howard asked if that's true. Claire said that was totally true. Howard said there must be some resentment there. Claire said that it goes away pretty fast. Claire said she wanted to be there though. She said that she had a great roommate and she's still friends with her. She said that she is actually in the CIA.
Howard asked about going to spy camp if he would want to go there. Claire said she thinks he would. Howard asked if she went to dances and mixers and stuff at Yale. She said that she went to that stuff but mostly just smoked pot and played Mario in her dorm room. She said she was there to learn though. Howard said he would have loved to have her in his class. He said he imagines there was a lot more going on around her than she knew. Claire said maybe. Howard said she would have had him locked up.
Howard asked about spy camp again. He said when she gets the job on Homeland she has to learn about that. Howard asked if she talked to her CIA friend about it. Claire said she went through the farm and all of that so she's a good source. She said she had quit and went back to it later. She said that she works as a lawyer for the CIA now. She said Alison looks totally innocuous. She said she's tiny and has a high voice. Howard asked if she's hot. Claire said she is beautiful. Howard asked if she's married. Claire said she is. She said she's married to someone else in the CIA. Howard asked if she has killed anyone. Claire said she doesn't think so.
Howard asked Claire if she has done some bad shit. Claire said she doesn't know. She said they are patriotic. Howard asked if she's shot anyone. Claire said she doesn't know. She said they don't share that much.
Howard said he wishes he could have been smart enough to go to an ivy league school. He said everyone he knew is on skid row. He said his college roommate is actually an eye surgeon.
Howard asked how the CIA found her right out of college. Claire said she's not sure. She said they probably cruise the Yale campus.
Howard asked who she talked to about the spy camp stuff. Claire said she went to someone who took her through it. She said she was surprised about how candid they were. She said they're always recruiting and they wanted to make it known to her what it was like. She said it's an amazing opportunity for them.
Claire said one of their writers, who died 5 years ago, had a father who was in the CIA. She said his cousin just retired from the CIA. She said that they had a spy camp for the crew of the show. She said they put together a team of people to work on that. She said they go to a club house in DC. Howard asked what the club house is. Claire said it's a club for CIA guys. She said they go for 5 days from 9am to 9pm and interview people who do this for real.
Howard asked why they do that. He asked if they're looking for an attitude to emulate or what. Claire said she wanted to get an idea of what the anxiety is and things like that. Claire said that's the job. Howard asked if that's how you get into character. Claire said that she told them that this character is bipolar and they laughed. Howard said that they almost make mental illness seem like fun. He said it's like a super power.
Howard said he loves how Saul is with her on the show. He said that he would love someone to just be like that with him. Howard said it's so great. Claire said she loves him acting out Homeland scenes. Howard said he's a fatherly guy who is calm and a good man. Howard asked why he can't get a woman. Claire said it's a lonely gig being a spy. She said she thinks that's probably true.
Howard said that love scene she did with that guy was sexy. He said that she was doing modern dance on top of him. He said that was very sexy. Howard asked if they clear the set when she does that. Claire said yeah. She said it's just horrible doing it. She said it's mortifying. Howard asked if she hits the gym when she reads that in the script. Howard said he'd kill himself if he was in a nude scene.
Claire said that she's going to tell him that she's pregnant right now. She said she's deep into her second trimester. Howard asked if this is the first time she's talking about that. Claire said it is. She said that she' not going to say what the sex of the baby is. Howard said that's great. He asked if this is her second. She said it is. Howard asked her to name it Howard if it's a girl. Claire said Howardina. Howard asked if this is planned. Claire said they've been wanting it for a while. Robin asked if he worked out the timing for that. Claire said they try but it's futile.
Howard asked if she was pregnant in the sex scene. Claire said she was. Howard asked how they work out that sex scene stuff. Claire said the director she trusts and the DP too. She said she feels safer in that than any other environment.
Robin asked if they work out the scene with the actor too. Claire said that Morgan is great. She said you have to laugh when you do it. She said it's just ridiculous. Howard said he wants to understand how it works. Claire said she had pasties on her bits. She said they clear the set and then you disrobe and start writhing.
Howard asked if they do more takes just so they have more time to see her doing this. Claire said no of course not. Howard said he enjoyed it. Claire said she's glad. Howard said she thinks she's very sexy. Claire said she appreciates that while she's pregnant.
Howard asked how the first pregnancy was. Claire said it was good. She said she used all the drugs she was offered. She said she's not going to say no.
Howard asked Claire about the spy camp thing again. He said he knows on radio it took him 10 years before he could relax. He said that's what they told her in spy camp. Claire said you have to be hyper alert and relax at the same time. Howard said he went to Cleveland for the hall of fame and he didn't feel relaxed. He said he did okay but it's not the same as being there.
Claire said she was watching Howard in the green room and she thought about how this isn't her thing. She said that it must feel like being in the flow for him. She said she has that at Homeland. She said that's a privilege. Howard said sometimes he does a show and he doesn't know what happened. Claire said that's what she loves about television. She said that they're freelance people and they're not afforded that luxury all the time.
Howard said he imagines that doing a scene with Mandy is relaxed. Claire said it is. She said when they did the first read through for that pilot the chemistry between them was so strong and immediate that it was startling. She said it had to do with their voices or something. She said it just worked. Howard said it's musical. Claire said he's actually a musical guy. She said that they have kind of developed that over time.
Howard said that some actors can come in and kind of ruin that. Claire said that they do have a lot of day workers that come in and she has to make them feel comfortable. She said that's her job. Howard asked if they have people who mess up their lines and stuff. Claire said it happens. She said most of them come prepared.
Howard said Claire has been around this stuff. He said she was in a movie working for Francis Ford Coppola and he would have her over to dinner and she would be studying in front of him. Howard said no wonder she's so relaxed at her job. He said that she's put in her 10,000 hours. Claire said she's not always relaxed. She said she has done other shows and she's a guest player and she doesn't know what the deal is. She said that they're in their flow and she has to learn that. She said it takes a while.
Howard said the kid on the show who plays Frannie is very good. He asked if she feels bad for her or wants to rescue her in some way. Claire said she's lovely and she has great parents. She said she only worries for the kid if they seem like they're being forced into it. She said McKenna and Claire are the two who play her. She said they get better and better as the season goes on. She said she can feel their interest and enthusiasm for acting. She said it was the same for her so she knows what that can be like.
Howard asked if she has regrets starting out so young. Claire said she's glad that she didn't step into more nightmarish scenarios. She said her parents were very aware and vigilant so they kept her safe.
Howard said his wife tells him stories about guys and guys are just having their way with girls. He asked if she thinks her parents protected her from all of that stuff. Claire said she was as far as you can be. Howard asked if she had guys taking advantage of her. Claire said she was very lucky. She said they're all reflecting on that kind of stuff now. She said she wasn't overtly accosted but there are some grey areas in here. She said that she's glad they're going over that kind of thing now. Claire said that we've taken for granted that it's alright for this kind of mistreatment to exist.
Howard said when she says murkey maybe it was subtle hints being dropped about getting roles for doing things. Claire said it's not even that. She said it's not even the business, it's just being a woman in the world. She said she was always taking a risk going outside. She said when she was in New York City she was at that age when she was getting flashed all the time. She said she was exposed to a lot then. She said she's not now because she's a more substantial person.
Howard said his wife says that the worst thing was guys taking their penis out while she'd be walking down the street. Claire said she was chased one time. She said that they can say that's not alright now. She said it's heinous to do that.
Howard said he doesn't think that the message gets through to those guys who take their penis out. Claire said she thinks that women are more able to speak up now. She said they can say it's wrong and have confidence that they'll be supported in that. She said that's very important.
Howard wished Claire a happy birthday. She said it was on the 12th. She said they wrapped the season a couple of weeks ago and her husband and son had a holiday in Greece for a week. She said they went to visit relatives of her husband's. She said they saw his 90 year old grandmother and 97 year old grandfather. Howard asked if the accent gets old. Claire said she has a great husband on a lot of levels. She said it never gets old to her. She said she's not sure if her's gets old to him.
Howard said couples always fight over discipline. He asked if that's difficult to negotiate. Claire said there is a lot of things that they have to negotiate in marriage.
Howard said Claire strikes him like the kind of woman who would never do plastic surgery. Claire said she hasn't yet. She said she doesn't care that much. She said it's a slippery slope. Howard told her not to do it. Claire said she's still in her 30s so she thinks she's good.
Howard asked Claire about Homeland and the CIA camp again. Howard asked if she picks someone there to emulate. Claire said that exercise is for the writers to find raw material for the season. Howard said her character isn't based on anyone in particular then. Claire said no but other characters are based on those type of people. Claire said that Carrie is very fixed on the show at this point. She said she's established now.
Howard said he's fascinated when she cries on camera. Howard said when he had to cry he had to use juice in his eye. Howard asked if she has a technique to cry. Claire said everyone has their own. She said she thinks of something sad. Howard said she must have a picture or a person she goes to. He said the person must make you sad. Claire said you have to be in a meditative state to start with. She said it changes for her every time. She said it depends on what you're playing. She said it's surprising who will come up. Howard asked who surprised her when she was getting into the mode. Claire said her dad, brother and best friend come up. She said she just thinks about some moment or exchange. She said it's really personal stuff. Howard said he wants to know what she pulls out. She said if she says it then it won't have juice anymore. Howard said he thinks there's something very specific she goes to and he wants to know. Claire said her dad comes up a lot. Howard asked if she feels her relationship should have been deeper. Claire said no. She said her dad has been through a lot and he suffered. She said his mom died when he was 10 and he's had a lot of loss in his life. Howard said if they think about that then the water works start. Claire said that's probably true.
Claire said when she was shooting Little Women she was about to do a scene where she was given a piano and she was moved to tears by it. She said she talked to her dad about how to play it and he told her she realizes that she's loved. Claire said that was very helpful and that insight helped her. Howard said that he still wonders what it is that gets her crying. Claire said it's always changing.
Howard asked if she feels that Winona Ryder would be close because she helped her get that role in Little Women. Claire said they used to be close but not so much anymore.
Howard said there are people who are in the tabloids all the time but Claire seems to be able to avoid it. Claire said they are a traveling show so they go places that the papparazzi don't want to go to. She said that's how she avoids it. Claire said she hasn't been in a hub for a long period of time since the show started.
Howard said that he has to get into the Winona Ryder thing. He said he's going to find out more. Howard asked about some of the other movies she's been in and if she keeps in touch with Leonardo DiCaprio. Claire said she likes Leo but she doesn't run in the same circles. She said that they don't have the same pastime.
Howard asked if it's weird to be in acting when you work with Arnold Schwarzenegger and his acting is almost comical. Claire said she gets that though. She said she likes the Terminator franchise. Howard asked if she would work with The Rock. Claire said it depends on what it is but she would. She said that he did a little video for her boyfriend's nephew and that was sweet. Howard said imagine you see Claire in a Fast and Furious movie. Claire said that Charlize Theron did one so remember that.
Howard said they're going to end Homeland after next season. Claire said that she's ready. She said that Carrie is under a lot of pressure on the show. She said that she has never done anything this long. She said she's been married this long though. Robin asked if she wants to do some light comedy. Claire said she would do that.
Howard said she has a heavy movie coming out. He said she has a transgender kid in the movie. Claire said she's doing that with Jim Parsons. She said they realize the child is falling outside the gender norms. She said the focus is more on the parents than the kid though. Howard said he heard the kid is really transgender. Claire said they did. Howard said he wants to see that. Claire said Jim is wonderful. She said she misses him.
Howard asked who she hangs with. Claire said she doesn't really have that many famous people. Howard said he can see her with a doctor or someone. Claire said her husband isn't a very actorly actor. She said some are so steeped in it that they can't see anything else. She said that's not Hugh at all. Howard said he likes him already. He said he seems like a good guy based on that sentence.
Howard said he read Claire is knitting now. She said she started doing that on the show this season. She said you can pick it up and start again. She said there's a lot of down time. She said that she can't get lost in a book so she started knitting.
Howard said Us Weekly already has an article about her pregnancy on their web site. Claire said she's glad she shared it there.
Howard gave Claire some plugs for Homeland and said if he's watching it then you should be too. Howard said he loves the show. Claire thanked him for that. Robin asked if she's scared to leave the show. Claire said that she's going to miss it. Howard asked if she knows how they're going to wind it up. Claire said she really doesn't. She said she has no idea how they're going to do it. Howard said she'll finish up and then see what happens. He said take a breath. Claire said they'll have two kids by then so they'll see what happens. Howard asked if 2 is enough. Claire said she thinks so. She said she doesn't know.
Robin asked if they knew they were going to have 2. Claire said she kind of knew she was going to have more than one. Howard said if Winona Ryder is listening then she can't be in the book club. Claire said she's got no beef with her.
Howard asked if she has seen Stranger Things with Winona. Claire said she hasn't even seen Homeland. She said she will watch it some day but she hasn't yet.
Howard said that Claire has been knitting this whole time and she knit Fred a sweater. He said it has 3 arms. Howard gave her more plugs and wrapped up the interview. They went to break after that.
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Howard played a Ronnie and Stephanie song where they sang about shoving things in Ronnie's ass. Howard said it was great to see Claire in there. He said that Mandy Patinkin is so good. He said that guy can't get a woman on the show though. He said he has no luck in love.
Howard said he never finished the email earlier. He read some more feedback about Ronnie and Stephanie's relationship. Howard read some mail about Ronnie's mom coming in.
Howard said people were writing in about Gary's pitch. Gary had it wrong that it was near Father's day. It was actually the day before Mother's day. Gary said the guy was right. Howard read more about Gary's pitch. He had a few emails about that.
Howard said that Gary got the blame for him not being on the top floor of the hotel he stayed in. Howard said that wasn't Gary's fault. Howard said he's not in charge of everything.
Howard said he got some email about his hair at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. He said he used the good stuff for that. He said they don't make that stuff anymore so he only uses it for special occasions.
Howard said someone wrote in about the glasses he was wearing. He said they were wondering what kind they are. Howard said he really doesn't know. He said he mentioned it before but he can't remember. He said it's written very small on the side. He said he wants to say Olivetti or something like that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that was a great interview. He asked if he would do an audio book of just his interviews. Howard said ''who knows.'' He said maybe he is working on that kind of book. He said he's not saying he is. Howard said maybe he is, maybe he's not.
Howard said the glasses are called... He wasn't able to read it. Howard asked if anyone has really good vision and can see this. He said it says ''Photocryonic'' or something on the side. He said no one is coming in to read it. Gary said he can't read very well up close. Howard said Gary can't even read regular writing. Will came in and read it and said it says ''Oliver Peoples'' or something like that.
Robin read a story about how the supreme court is looking into whether or not things purchased in other states should be taxed. Howard said that he loves Amazon and just leave them alone. Robin said she's sure that states are hurting for money. Robin said they're not reaping from the sale of those things. Robin said we could all be affected by that. Howard said cars hurt the horse and buggy business but we didn't stop them.
Robin read about the Bill Cosby trial and how that's still going on. Robin said that they have learned that Mr. Cosby does not like intercourse. Robin said he's only into the petting. Robin said he likes making out. Howard said imagine that. He said it's such a lame thing. Robin asked if that's why he thinks he's innocent.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that the show helps him get through the day. He said he's a trauma surgeon. Howard said he sounds traumatized himself. Howard asked what he works on the most. The caller said car accidents and motorcycle accidents. He said he had a bike in college but now he would never do that. Howard said guys lose their legs. The caller said that it's not even the rider who causes the accident. He said they get hit by someone texting or something. The caller said that Ronnie is really not self aware at all. He said that's why he called in.
Howard asked the caller if he has ever seen a guy with a penis injury. The caller said they had a guy run over by a forklift. He said that he wasn't able to use his penis ever again after that. Howard asked who broke the news to the guy. The caller, John, said he will or a colleague will. Howard had him break the news to him like he was that guy. John did his thing and told him that he had some injuries down below. John said he's very nervous doing this. He said Howard put him on the spot. Fred was playing sound effects and had Howard die when he heard the news about losing his penis.
John said that getting into vet school is very hard so Ronnie might not have anything to worry about. Howard thanked him for the call. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a French man who has had two successful face transplants. Robin said he had one in 2010 and his body started rejecting it 2 years ago. Robin said he had a second transplant and he was released this week. Howard said he had a lot of rejection of the face in high school.
Howard took a call from Balls who asked if it's tough to do an interview the second time with someone like Claire Danes. Howard said he thinks that it's easier because they are more comfortable. Balls asked if he would ever do a eulogy for someone on the staff who died. Howard said he would be too broken up and he might not be able to do it.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he's been thinking about Ronnie all night. He said he has a few notes. He said Ronnie has a point when he says he doesn't want to get married to Stephanie because he's old and doesn't want to hold her back. He said he thinks he resents her for being young. Howard said he's not angry at her. He said he thinks he just can't resolve it. He said maybe he's trying to push her away. Howard said they went over all of this already. He hung up on King.
Robin read a story about a lottery winner who credits his win with Karma. Robin said he gave a man 6 bucks for looking down on his luck. He bought a scratch off ticket and won $750,000. Howard said that had nothing to do with it. He said if there was Karma then Hitler wouldn't have been around. Howard said that's ridiculous. He said the lottery is a sucker's game. He said you're not going to win. Robin said this guy won 10 grand a few years ago. Howard said just take all of that money and put it in savings instead of spending it on the lottery.
Robin said two Marvel movies are coming out in May. Robin said that Avengers: Infinity War is coming out and then Deadpool 2 is coming out later in May. Howard said if it's half as good as the first one he'll go see it. Robin said Ant Man and The Wasp is coming out in July. Venom is coming in October. Howard said they should have one a month. Another Spider-Man movie is coming out in December.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that on E! they said that Claire Danes announced on ''Howard Stern's X-rated show'' that she's pregnant. Howard said that they have a problem with him over there. Howard thought about it and said maybe they're right if you listened to yesterday's show. Howard said they can call him X-rated just don't call him a podcaster. He said they keep giving him little digs over there. He said he gets a lot of shit like that. Robin said she thought it was lightening up but there they go again.
Robin asked if Jessica Jones' sister is going to be a nemesis. Howard said they don't know yet. He said that it seems like that could be the case.
Robin asked about the Walking Dead finale. Howard said it had some problems. He said he still enjoys it. He said they are a little bit off this season. He said there are some Negan issues. He said the ratings dropped but he's still there with them.
Robin read a story about Barbara Bush dying at the age of 92. Robin said she mentioned the other day that she gave up all treatment. Howard said she stopped for one day and look what happened. Robin said they say she spent her last days answering phone calls and drinking bourbon. Howard said he wants his parents to lighten up and do stuff like that. He did his mother's voice talking about why they don't drink. He said his father is 94 so he should be able to drink whatever the fuck he wants. Howard said his mother says he gets red in the face from it though. Howard said he loves that Ronnie is 70 and he's going to go jet ski. He said Barbara Bush went to Coachella . He said she did everything on her bucket list. Robin read more about Barbara Bush and how she was a rock right up until the end. Howard said that's his kind of woman. He said he heard she did Ayahuasca right at the end. Robin said that's the way to go. She said you're hallucinating so you don't even know what's happening.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he tuned in to see Roseanne last night and they had the news on talking about Barbara Bush. Howard said there are so many places to go to see the news that they don't need to do that. Howard said they could have a one minute mention and people can go read about it somewhere. The caller said they didn't need to do it for 10 minutes. The caller said that they used a picture of her that made her look maniacal or like she's looking through a concrete wall. Howard said alright, let the dead rest. Howard let the caller go and spent a little more time talking about Bush.
Robin read a story about a plane that had an engine fire just 20 minutes after taking off. Robin said they were at about 32,000 feet. Robin said this was a Southwest flight. Robin said that someone lost their life on this flight. Robin said the metal from the engine failed and a piece broke a window and a passenger was almost sucked out of the plane. Howard said he can't imagine going like that. Robin said imagine that's your seat mate. Robin said passengers helped keep the woman in the plane. Robin had some audio clips of people talking about that. Gary told Howard that Southwest is one of the few airlines that lets you buy a ticket and pick your own seat. Howard said that woman picked the wrong seat. Robin said that the crew tried to give the woman artificial respiration but it didn't work. She was later reported dead. Robin said she may have been in her 40s. Gary said she was 43. Robin said she was a mother too. Howard said that's a horrible story. Robin said it absolutely is. Robin said they're investigating the engine failure.
Robin read a story about Mike Pompeo holding secret talks with Kim Jong Un. Robin said that officials are speaking directly with the leader of North Korea. Robin said that they may have a direct meeting with Trump and Kim Jong Un.
Robin read a story about President Trump pulling back on sanctions on Russia. Robin said that Nikki Haley said there were going to be sanctions but now she's saying that she doesn't get confused after the White House said she did.
Howard took a call from Jim from Raleigh who asked what he thinks about pussy ass Starbucks shutting down to do racial bias training. Howard said he had some racial training and it worked on him. He said they just said ''try not to be racist.'' Howard said they're going to close Starbucks for half a day and have racial bias class. He said that should fix everything. Jim said it's such an overreaction. Howard asked why he cares so much. Jim said that black people are never going to get this thing situated until they have a conversation about themselves. Howard said he might have to put Jim in class. Robin said Jim wasn't there so he doesn't know what happened. Jim said Robin wasn't either.
Howard said it's time to celebrate that Hillary Clinton is on the phone. He took the call from Fake Hillary who joking about how horrible it would have been if she was elected. She said she used a private email serve so they'd all be doomed. She also said there's no border wall but if that's the case then that means the President is a liar. She said she's sure that Obamacare has been replaced with something much better and cheaper. She said she's sure that Howard 360 is up and running too. Howard spent a little more time with fake Hillary before letting her go.
Robin read a story about James Comey being out on his book tour and a lot of people are showing up to get books signed. Robin said that he's been saying that Trump can't get over him because he's been talking about him non stop. Robin had some audio of Comey on Stephen Colbert's show talking about that. Robin said Trump has been tweeting about Comey and about Stormy Daniels.
Robin read a story about a Russian law maker saying that any sanctions on them will be targeted and painful.
Robin said the IRS web site went down yesterday and tax payers are getting an extra day to file.
Robin said that Cuba is getting ready for a new leader not named Castro. Robin said they are looking for a successor that Castro will hand pick himself.
Howard said he had someone email about the comment he made about Jon Bon Jovi's uncle ''Melvin'' that he mentioned in his Hall of Fame speech. Howard said he was making a joke when he said Melvin. He said he knows it's Tony. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:10am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.