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Howard started the show talking about how he just finished his coffee so he's amped up. Robin asked if it comes too early. Howard said he can drink it but not finish it. He finished his large coffee this morning though. He said in 3 hours he'll pass out. He said that's what happens after the show.
Howard played a clip of Scott the Engineer announcing who is on the show today. Scott announced they have Jimmy Iovine coming in. Howard said imagine that Jimmy started out as an engineer like Scott did. Howard said Jimmy came in on Easter Sunday and he got going because of that. Howard said Scott was never available on Sundays. Howard did his Scott impression talking about that. Jimmy started Beats and Scott started Rocket Entertainment.
Howard said Jimmy is really something. He said he will talk about the artists he's worked with. He has stories about John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen and many others. Howard said he has a documentary coming out so he'll be talking about that. Robin asked how long Howard could take watching a documentary about Scott. Howard was still doing his Scott impression and making the ''Chh'' noise. Howard said that's called Engineering Lung.
Howard said Scott started a company called Dead Beats. He has 2 speeds, slow and slower. Fred added that he has reverse too. Howard had Scott talking about how he has a song he'd like to record for Interscope. He played ''Don't Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.'' Howard said he also discovered COPD. Howard played another song parody that Scott did about vape juice.
Howard read more about Jimmy Iovine and who he produced. Howard said Scott produced misery. Howard said he also produces phlegm.
Howard was still doing his Scott impression and goofing on him. He said that Eminem says ''I'vine'' for his name. Howard said he likes Iovine. Howard did more of his Scott impression and goofed on him about his shitty push ups and more.
Howard said they'll talk to Jimmy later in the show. He said he has some cool stories to tell. He said he has a new phony phone call to play. Howard played the call where they had clips of Ronnie calling an internet show. They also had Ronnie's Mom making her debut in her first phony phone call. They had Ronnie asking about how he wants to bang his mom. Then they had Ronnie's mom get on the line to talk about how she wanted to bang her son. The host of the religious show was saying they should both be burned.
Howard asked how that is. Robin gave it a ''Wow!'' They spent a short time talking about that call. Howard said he liked where Ronnie said he was going to cum on her eyeglass chain. Howard said they hung in there with him a long time. Robin said she can't believe that. She said they must be bored. Howard said most of these internet shows don't get a lot of calls so they keep them on the line a long time.
Howard said Gary is excited that Jimmy Iovine is coming in today. He said he's all excited about hearing about the record business and all of that. Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Gary impression and rambling on and on about statistics about the record business. Howard said whenever he says ''real quick'' he goes on and on and on. Sour Gary said ''Right, right...'' Sour kept going with the history of Jimmy Iovine and talked about the Beats headphones being a ''bit of a stumble'' and things like that. Sour was clearing his throat like Gary too. Howard said don't worry, he's not going to throw up from that. Sour started playing music and Howard let him go. Howard said Gary is so interested. He said he should go home and let him do the interview.
Howard said Dr. Sarno was so sad because he had come up with real answers for pain. He said that the rest of the medical industry called him a quack. Howard said a hundred years from now he'll be seen as the Steve Jobs of pain management. Howard said what he did was unbelievable and people didn't want to accept it. He said his pain was caused by not being able to get more doctors involved. He said his second and third books were updates on the first.
Howard said Dr. Sarno should have been fucking Scarlett Johansson, not some guy from Saturday Night Live. Robin said they say we should treat them like rock stars but their productivity might go down. Howard said she might be right.
Howard said he was an amazing man. He said his wife sent him a note and he was so sad that his hero is gone. Robin said she thought she was his hero. Howard said not lately.
Howard said Dr. Sarno had retired and he knew he could call him whenever he wanted. He said he didn't abuse the privilege. Howard said he wish he could have spent more time with him. He said he was an amazing guy and an amazing thinker. Howard said if you suffer from back pain then read his book. Howard said there are other guys who are keyed into this and are practicing his methods. Howard said there are a bunch. He named a couple. Howard said he thinks that some day they might teach this stuff. Howard said he did have acolytes.
Howard said he is in a documentary called ''All the Rage'' that they did about Dr. Sarno. Howard said he participated in that. He said the movie came out the day after Sarno died. Howard said it's playing in a couple of theaters.
Howard said he just bought Al's book is so good. He said he's funny and he talks about his life and how he got on Saturday Night Live and how he became a senator. Howard said Al was told by his parents that they wanted him to be a scientist but he got to Harvard and became a comedy writer. Howard said he goes through his life and what led to him being in the senate. Howard said he's so passionate about being a senator and he wishes there were more people like this guy. Howard said his book is called ''Al Franken, Giant of the Senate.''
Howard said Al was on a panel with Bill O'Reilly one time and he had just written a book. Howard said Al ripped into Bill on this panel and he was claiming he won 2 Peabody awards and he went off on him about that. Howard said it was the greatest clip ever. Howard said Robin has to see it. Robin said she has to do that.
Howard said that one of his comedy influences was Soupy Sales. Howard said he'd recommend Al's book. He said he'd be gay with Al Franken if he was a gay man. Robin said that's the first time he's ever said he has a man crush. Howard said Dr. Sarno would be his type too. Robin said they're very deep thinkers. Howard said he's not shallow. He said he'd be blowing guys like that.
Howard said he can't believe that he lost Dr. Sarno. Howard said he met his psychiatrist because of Sarno. He said he gave him the name of his guy. Howard said he sat and stared at the piece of paper with the name on it for like 5 years. He said he finally did it and it was the best advice he ever got. Howard said he still needs therapy bad.
Howard said it's depressing. Robin said you can be a brilliant human being and you still wind up in the same place as everyone else. Howard said a lot of geniuses aren't recognized in their time. Howard said some day they'll know and he can say he knew the guy. Robin said we all end up in the same place.
Howard said he has to test something out. He said it'll take a second. Howard tried something with his microphone. He it was over modulating the microphone. Howard said that's all he wanted to do. Howard tried it again. He was testing for proper modulation. Howard asked how that is. He said that's for a bit he's planning to do.
Howard started singing about FOX News and made up a song as he was going along. He did it to the tune of a song from Rent.
Howard said he's really going to write this thing. He said he was talking to his agent about it. He said he told him to write an outline. Howard had one in 10 minutes. Howard said he has taken some poetic license though. He said he's going to have a chorus line of hot chicks in it. Howard said he might even put himself in it for a couple of weeks. He said he'll get all the biggest stars. He said he'll get that little blonde chick, Kristin Chenoweth, in it. Gary said she loves Howard. Howard said he'll get Patti Lupoon too. He said not Patty Lupone but Patti Lupoon. Howard said he's going to single handedly change Broadway. He said he needs about a year to get it all together.
Howard said he was telling her that he's not moving and she just doesn't want to hear it. Fred said he has those conversations too. Howard said he wants to move to Florida but he can't do that. He said it's too hard.
Fred said they've moved about 5 times in the last 7 years. He said that he thinks his wife just likes to move. Robin said she thought she wanted to live upstate. Fred said she just likes to move.
Howard said he heard all about Fred's daughter and he's hearing all good things so far. Howard said Fred is a disciplinarian. Fred said he's really not. He said his mom was and he's not going to put his daughter through that. Howard said good for you.
Howard asked if she has a boyfriend yet. Fred said not yet luckily. Fred said she never tells him about that stuff. He said she tells his wife about her crushes and things like that. Howard said he imagines a guy coming over and jumping in his car like on the Munsters.
Howard said Fred is a good dude. He said he heard his daughter had a boyfriend but he went missing.
Howard said he had a nice time with Fred's wife. Robin asked if he talked to Fred. Fred said they had a 30 second discussion. Howard said Fred goes out on dates with Steve Brandano and they go to concerts. He said Steve turns him on to new bands. Fred said he likes Jason Isbell. Howard said he has to spend more time on that.
Howard said Gary talked his ear off the whole time at this thing. Fred said he was talking to Jim McClure and Gary walks in and starts his rap and he got hijacked. Howard said Gary is not a good listener. Fred said that's not even something Gary can do. Howard said he was talking to Gary's wife about her painting. Howard said Gary walked by and said ''It's a good painting...''
Howard said that his wife is really nice. He said they have a dog at home, Riley, and the dog has a best friend that's a baby deer. Howard said Mary videos the whole thing. He said the deer comes over every day out of the woods and the dog and the deer play for like 3 and a half hours. Howard said it's the most beautiful thing ever. Howard said the deer isn't afraid so they play the whole time.
Robin said there's a documentary right there. Howard said it's so beautiful to see. He said Mary is video taping most of it. Robin said she would love to see that. She said she has to go on Facebook to check it out. Howard said Mary is into inter species relationships. Howard said it's like her and Gary.
Gary said there's another dog in the neighborhood and that dog is freaked out by the whole deer thing. He said that dog will come over and lay down and watch them play but it won't play with the deer. Robin said there are many stories like that where different species get along.
Robin told a story about a horse and a goat that were very friendly and when the horse died the goat died a few days later.
Howard said there's one video of Gary swinging in the trees over the deer and the dog. Howard said it was very nice to talk to Gary, Fred and their wives. Howard said he had to take a break after that.
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Robin said she's reading about how SpaceX has launched and landed a satellite and Howard is proud that he had 2 loads. Howard said they say that you do need to do that to avoid prostate cancer. Howard said he likes to save it up for his wife so he's all charged up. He said he and his wife still enjoy each other after 17 years together. Robin said maybe she's just into it because she's his wife. Howard said he thinks that maybe that's the case. He said after hearing his mother talk about it that's what he thinks.
Howard said the Bill Cosby trial ended in a hung jury. Howard said he heard that one juror thought that because that woman showed up at Cosby's apartment in a crop top that she was a willing participant. Howard said imagine thinking like that. Howard said if you wear a crop top it means something to that guy. Howard said another juror was wondering why she waited so long to bring the suit. Robin said that a lot of times the jury thinks if a crime happened then you report it right away. Howard said he'd say that 100 percent of the people he knows who were sexually assaulted never reported it. Robin said she didn't tell anyone until she was 28 years old. Howard said that's when he opened Robin up like a can of sardines. Howard said she saved it for on air.
Howard said speaking of on air Robin is now in the Radio Hall of Fame. Robin said she wasn't even going to mention it. Howard said they asked for her not be in it but they put her in anyway. Howard said he heard that the Radio Hall of Fame during the FCC years someone went to them asking them to defend Howard when the FCC was after him and they said ''No fucking way.'' Howard said he has to find out if that's true or not. Howard said it's kind of a bogus thing anyway. Robin said she's not crowing about it.
Howard read about some of the people who were inducted and who Robin beat out. Howard said Ryan Seacrest didn't get in. He said Robin did. Howard said Hollywood Hamilton didn't get in but Bobby Bones did. Robin said Ryan was asking people to vote for him on his show with Kelly Ripa. Howard said those are his people who didn't vote him in. Howard said everyone wants to be in that hall of fame. Robin said she was shocked when she heard the news. She said they didn't do anything to get her inducted.
Howard said getting back to Cosby... He said the jury system is fucked up. He said he announced that he's going to go on tour and hold town halls on sexual assault. Robin said she didn't know about that. Howard had some audio of his spokesperson talking about the town halls where they will talk to young people about sexual assault claims.
Howard said that someone said it would be like Hitler holding a bar mitzvah. Howard said they have to go to one of these town halls. Howard said come on. He said it's like Michael Vick starting a pet grooming business.
Howard said now they came out and said that Cosby will not be talking about sexual assault. Howard said if he were Cosby he'd just sit home and be thankful that they were a hung jury. Howard said he'd go into hiding.
Howard played a clip of Michael Strahan talking to Rodman about his visit. Rodman was saying he didn't get to see Kim Jong Un this time. He said he has seen him in the past. Rodman said people don't see the good side of that country. Robin asked who he did see this time if he didn't see Kim Jong Un.
Howard said Rodman gets emotional too. He said he thinks the world is beating up on him. He said he starts crying and carrying on. He said you don't know what the fuck's going on. Howard said when he's crying you just have to back up and not interrupt. Robin said this is Michael Strahan doing the interview. Howard played another clip and Dennis was talking about how people treat him so bad and he's not sure why. Howard said he's supporting a murderer, that's why people are upset.
Howard said Bill Cosby should take his tour to North Korea. Howard said that's who wants to see that. Howard said this is comparable to shaking hands with Hitler. Howard said they have to get Dennis in there and ask how he thinks he's helping. Howard said he wants to know what he thinks he's done. Howard said he thought Rodman came home in a coma after hearing this.
Howard said Dennis thinks he's doing something or whatever. He said he has to take a break but he has to play some Jeff the Vomit guy stuff. He said he'll get into it. He did a live commercial read and then went to break.
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Howard came back and said he was reading about how Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were on a family vacation and they were getting along great. Howard wondered if they were banging. Fred said it depends on if Chris brings his girlfriend. Howard said maybe he just gets a blow job.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a complaint. He said every time he mentions these n-word on his show it boosts their egos even more. Howard asked where the hate comes from. The caller said it's not hate. He said much love and he loves the show. He said he just has to keep them out of the fucking show. Howard said he has to get it together. Howard said he's too exhausted to deal with this guy. Howard said it's too much.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he loved the exchange between Howard and Fred. Howard said it was too much for him. He said it may never happen again.
The caller asked if he wrote the outline for the play like he wrote his book. Howard said he doesn't want to talk too much about it. He said if it doesn't happen he doesn't want people asking where it is. He said he did hear from about 10 producers about making it. He said he will write it and he will get a great cast. He said that his agent told him to write an outline so he did that. The caller said he should bring Seinfeld and Larry David in on it. Howard said he doesn't need them. Howard said he's going to get Harvey Firestein to play Roger Ailes. He said he'll be terrific.
The caller was talking about a book he had of Howard's and how there was a misprint in it. His phone started to cut out. The caller's phone came back so he told Howard someone took his book and some of the pages were out of order. He asked if Howard had ever heard of that. Howard said no and let the guy go.
Howard said someone evaluated the cost of that and the value was $50. He said some day it'll be worth $50. Howard said he's not going to talk about the FOX News the Musical anymore. He said he doesn't want to get people's hopes up. Howard said he's going to get Harvey Firestein and see if he's into this musical. Howard said he has to talk to Jimmy Iovine about this stuff. He said he's never going to give up like Jimmy never gave up. Howard said he might even get the real Bill O'Reilly to play himself in the musical.
Howard said Bill's scene is going to be something. He said he's going to have Bill on the phone with women who are in the shower and dancing falafel is going to come out. Howard said Bill is all charged up about food and he mistakes falafel for luffa. Howard said Robin is going to love this musical. He said it's all in the outline. Howard started to make up a new song for the musical. He was doing different characters and making up lyrics as he went along. He was doing the Bill O'Reilly voIce-Talking to sone of the female reporters at FOX News.
Howard said that's enough of that. He said he's not sure who Bill called actually. Robin said he called a couple of people saying he was thinking about them and this is how it would go. Howard said he'll have to do some research. He said he was hoping that he wouldn't have to do that but he might have to.
Howard asked Robin what she's going to wear on opening night. Robin said it's going to be a big deal so she'll have to have a special dress made. Howard said she needs something to show off her tits.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he caught Family Feud last night. Howard didn't see it. The caller said Steve Harvey had his wife and kids on the show and his wife and daughters are smoking hot. He said his two sons are fucking morons. Howard asked why he'd have his kids on the show if they're not good at it. The caller said the daughters are hot. He said they must be in their 20s or early 30s. Howard asked who knew he had hot daughters. The caller said the mom went and got like 270 points and the other son wasn't able to get the other 30 points. He said it's worth going back and watching the replay if you didn't see it.
Robin said she was looking at the line up for Sunday night and Steve was on 2 different networks. Howard said he's the only guy who can do game shows at this point.
Howard said a few months ago they got interested in Jeff the Vomit Guy again. He said Jimmy Iovine is there so he has to get to him. Howard said he needs about 15 minutes to talk about Jeff. He said Jeff might get down if he hears him talking about Jeff the Vomit Guy. Howard said he has the life now. He said he's sure he doesn't want to sit through 20 minutes of that. Howard said it would keep him humble though. Howard said they could give Jeff prime time talk. He said that Jimmy is an interesting guy so he has to get to him. He said make sure you listen on Beats headphones so you can hear the bass. Howard said he insisted on wearing Beats in there. Gary came in and said he changed his mind on that so he's not going to be wearing them.
Howard said he loves hearing good stories about Rock and Roll. He said he can't wait to talk to Jimmy. He said he might run some tracks by him for FOX News the musical. They went to break after Howard did a live commercial read.
Howard came back and said that Jimmy Iovine is there. He said Jimmy has a project out called ''The Defiant Ones'' on HBO. Howard said Jimmy came from humble beginnings. He said he loves stories like that. He said that its really good to meet him. Jimmy said it's good to meet Howard too.
Howard said he likes a story of hard work. Howard said the story that keeps going around in his head is when Jimmy was a kid he was a fan of music and he had a band in high school. He asked what his band was named. Jimmy said it was ''Fantasy'' and they were horrible. Howard said they worshiped music growing up. Jimmy said the Beatles changed his life watching them on TV for the first time.
Howard said Jimmy had a cousin who got him a job at recording studios and he was getting fired from them all. Jimmy said he grew up in an Italian family and they didn't have a lot. He was spoiled. He said his family did everything and he didn't really sweep anything. He said he never even took the garbage out. He said he was kissing everyone's ass at these jobs too. Howard asked if they were really dirty at those studios. Jimmy said it was also cleaning and making sure they had pencils and all kinds of things like that. Howard asked if it was heaven being there in those studios. Jimmy said it was intimidating. He said he was terrified working there.
Howard said his father owned recording studios in Manhattan. He said that was his business. Jimmy didn't know his dad was a recording engineer. Howard said it was very intimidating for him as a kid but it was also very fascinating to be there.
Jimmy said he was working with this woman Ellie Granite and this recording engineer was there and they had candles lit in the entire room. He said Ellie was singing and the recording engineer stood up to leave and he had a leather bag. He said this beautiful girl came in to pick him up and he was like ''That's the job.'' He said he was sold after that. He said he kept getting fired and he met this guy at the record plant and that was it. He said he clicked.
Howard said the part of the story he likes is that these guys asked him to come in and work on Easter Sunday. He said Jimmy must have been torn. Jimmy said his mom was like ''fuck these guys.'' Howard said he went in to work and they asked him to help work with John Lennon himself. Howard asked how old he was. Jimmy said he was 19. He said that they asked him to come in to work on Sunday and he just did it. He said he has to be available and be of service. He said that's the key.
Howard said he's there to servIce-The artist. Howard asked Jimmy about doing that for Bruce Springsteen too. Jimmy said that's been his attitude the whole time. He said it's still like that. He said he's there to facilitate the artist.
Howard said Jimmy got to be a recording engineer for John Lennon. Jimmy said he did that for 3 albums. Howard asked if he was able to talk to John. Jimmy said they hit it off and that's why he let him in the office. He said this was in 1973 and John wasn't sure what he was going to do. He said John had a lot of guys who were working with him on this album. He said John was experimenting with sound. He said they did it in New York City and then in California. He said that was rough times when Phil Spector was there. Howard said when Phil did it he'd come into work with two guns strapped to him. Jimmy said he'd come in with a butcher's coat and two guns on him. He said he had a boat horn to use to get his attention. Jimmy said there was alcohol and other substances there too. Jimmy said he shot his guns off in the bathroom and that's why they got kicked out of the studio.
Howard asked Jimmy if he misses those years. Jimmy said the only bit he misses some parts of it. He said he likes the Bob Seger line about how he wishes he didn't know now what he didn't know then.
Howard played some John Lennon music and asked about recording that. IT was a song he did with Elton John. Jimmy said that every piano player would come in and ask for Elton's sound. He said they wanted John Bonham's drum sound and Clapton's guitar sound. He said the first thing Elton did was sing. He said he had barely done anything at that time so he didn't know what he was doing. He said that he made fear a tailwind instead of a headwind.
Jimmy said that Elton wanted to play piano and he didn't know how to mic it. He said that he had to just do it as he thought he should. He said on his way out Elton said he loved the way his piano sounds. He said John said ''That's why we use him.'' Jimmy said he didn't know what he was doing. He said that Elton has that piano sound because he really pounds on those keys. Howard said Billy Joel does that too.
Howard asked Jimmy about Eminem calling him Jimmy I'vine. Jimmy said that he does that and he's fine with it. He said he's not going to correct him. He said Marshall is a funny guy. Howard said he can't wait to get to that part of his career.
Robin asked if Jimmy thinks he has a special kind of hearing. Howard said he sure does. Howard asked how you know when someone is worth producing or signing to a record label. Jimmy said he's looking for writing. He said he was interested in someone who has something to say. He said Stevie Nicks has a sound and people like that have a sound. He said that's what he's looking for.
Howard said he wants to move on with this career he has. Howard said this is the key. He said just do what Jimmy did. Howard said it's simple.
Howard said Jimmy was working with Lennon and Lennon asked him to go with him to record something for David Bowie. He said Bowie was there recording Fame at the time. Howard said Lennon did the background vocals for that. Howard asked what that was like to see Bowie working. Jimmy said he was on John's team at the time and he was into his psyche. He said that he felt comfortable with him. Jimmy said that he wouldn't tell people where he was or anything like that. Howard said behavior is a key to all of that. Howard said he noticed when he was starting out he had to learn to talk to management. Howard said Jimmy has to figure out how to talk to artists. Jimmy said he has humility and you have to know who you are.
Jimmy said that one day John asked him to go out to a movie. He said it was a subtitled movie and he didn't have his glasses. He said they were the only two people into here. He said the movie was two people eating themselves. He said when they leave there are hundreds of people outside the theater. Jimmy said he spent a lot of time with John at the time.
Howard asked about recording Fame with Bowie. Jimmy said that they asked John to come down and record on this song. He said he went and did it and went back upstairs. Howard asked if he knew that was a hit song. Jimmy said that album set the tone of his album career. He said he used the background singers from ''Young Americans'' on a Simple Minds song. He said they were just awesome.
Howard asked if the recording session for Fame went quick. Jimmy said it did. He said he was in and out in one take. Howard played the song. He said that's some song. Jimmy said the Beatles would record quickly. He said John was very quick and so was Paul McCartney. He said they could do an album in 8 weeks.
Howard asked Jimmy about being the engineer on ''Born to Run'' for Bruce Springsteen. Howard said he wasn't that big yet and he knew that had to be his album or he'd be screwed. Howard asked if he felt that pressure in the room. Jimmy said absolutely he did. He said they all wanted it to be the greatest thing in the world. He said that the thing about Bruce is that he added a lot to his life. He said he's not for sale either. He said there's nothing in this world that he wants and he was broke at the time. Jimmy said he was like ''Oh shit, this is how you work'' when he worked with him.
Howard said Jimmy stayed with Bruce through that and he was there hour after hour. Jimmy said that he was there like 14 hours. He said there was no life or anything. Howard asked if he ever said he had to go home and just got out. Jimmy said he knew there was a prize somewhere. He said then you get hooked on the people and you want them to win. He said you want the band to be great. Jimmy said you do everything you can to stay on it and in it.
Howard asked Jimmy about being there for hours and hours day in and day out how long does it take. Jimmy said it was maybe 6 or 7 months. He said he had a sound in his head and couldn't get it. He said it was all of their responsibility to get it for him. Howard asked if it's true that Bruce took the first master and threw it in the pool. Jimmy said he did. He said that they mastered the album and the minute they finished it they were on the road in a car. He said he brought the album to Bruce and he took him to a record store. He said they didn't know what the fuck they were going to be listening on. He said they put it on and Bruce was listening and staring at it. He said he told him it sounded great in the studio. Jimmy said there was no smiling going on. He said they went back to the hotel and he said they were going to start over again. He threw the master in the pool.
Howard asked Jimmy if the thinks it was neurosis that made him do that. Jimmy said that what he was doing was constantly reforming the lyrics. He said he would sing and then go write new stuff. He said he has the greatest work ethic he's ever seen on anyone. He said that he thought that John was quick and he just did it. He said that's how the Beatles did their thing. He said Bruce had the greatest work ethic. He said no one in the band ever quit.
Howard said John Lennon's assassination was the worst. He said that he was such a hero to him. Jimmy said it was fucked up. He said he remembers where he was standing when he heard about it. He said he was going to see John in a few months from then. Howard asked if he knew what he was going to do in the studio. Jimmy said he was very spontaneous.
Howard asked about Jimmy about what went on with Bruce after he threw the record in the pool. Jimmy said it was like he had been thrown in the pool. Howard said when Bruce writes a song it can be like a funeral dirge. Jimmy said Bruce is just another species. Howard said when that album came out it's like wow. He played some of Bruce's album that he was talking about. Jimmy said that album was magic. He said that Bruce is still that same guy. He said that they saw him about 8 months ago and they went to his house and Bruce was up eating his cereal. He said that he used to put that stuff out for him to eat. He said he knew how he liked his food back then. Jimmy said they sat down at the table and said he was going to go out by the pool. He said that Bruce said he was going to go to the gym instead. He said that he's haunted by this guy who can do that and be so disciplined.
Howard said his dad would order all of this food for the people who he was working with. He said you have to treat them like stars. Howard said you have to create a vibe. Jimmy said you have to be of service. He said he can't say that enough on this show. He said you want to make them comfortable.
Howard said if you want to see this story then you have to check out ''The Defiant Ones.'' Howard said it's premiering on July 9 on HBO. Howard said that it's a 4 part series. Howard said Jimmy is a part of this Bruce thing and then Foghat hires him to be a producer. Howard said that's big step up. Howard said he fucking blows it. Howard said he gets fired by Foghat. Jimmy said he was breathing his own exhaust. He said he had Born to Run and they went to L.A. and it was like holy shit. He said that they had tons of women and all of that. He said it wasn't the level of Bruce but you do pretty good.
Howard said Jimmy is the producer after that. Jimmy said he let his girl run the tape machine and things like that.
Howard said Jimmy had his shot and he blows it. He said Patti Smith said she happened to be around when he was recording with Bruce. She saw that he was there 24/7 and that's the kind of producer she wants. Howard said she hires him to produce her album. Howard said what he likes is that Jimmy had a music track stuck in his head from Bruce that he wasn't going to use. He had a song called ''Because the Night'' and he turned to her and told Patti about the song and told her to go listen to this song. Howard said Bruce was going to let her use the song. Howard said she said for months she wasn't going to use it and didn't listen to it. Howard said Jimmy insisted on her listening but she defiantly said she's not going to listen. Howard said he's persistent and keeps on her. He said she finally listened to the track and she says she wrote the rest of the lyrics to it.
Jimmy said he thought that a woman singing those masculine lyrics would be great. Howard said he should take a bow. He said Jimmy made her career. Jimmy said he knew it was magic. He said that they took it to another level. Howard played some of the song. Howard said she ended up with a number 1 hit and Bruce hadn't even had one yet. Howard said that's amazing. He asked what Bruce thought of that. Jimmy said he loved it. Howard said he had the thought to mix these two people together and that's what makes a great producer.
Howard said it made Patti mainstream and he's not main stream. He said that became a big hit and now he's a record producer. Jimmy said that was a great record and that got people interested in working with him.
Howard said Tom Petty liked the sound of the drums on that album and he got Jimmy to produce his album. Jimmy said they made an alum together and it was called ''Damn the Torpedoes.'' Howard said he did this song. He played Tom Petty's ''Refugee'' and Howard said he must have been over the moon with that. He said he must have thought he could do no wrong. Howard said he has the ability to recognize who is good. Howard said Jimmy asked Tom to play him what he wanted to perform. Howard said Jimmy said he could make a ton of money with that song and Tom was about the art. He wasn't even thinking of the money.
Jimmy said he was getting $10 an hour working as an engineer. He said you get 3 points as a producer so selling albums is a big deal for him.
Howard asked how long it took to record that ''Damn the Torpedoes'' album. Jimmy said that was about a year. He said it took 6 weeks to get one song right. He said he felt like the drums were behind Tom when he was singing. He said that this guy Stan was the drummer and he hears things differently than he does them. He said that ''Refugee'' was a beast. Howard said you have to have a different set of skills in a studio. Jimmy said he had timing but he tortured Stan. Howard said he must have hated his guts. Jimmy said he did.
Howard asked what makes him keep going with that. Jimmy said it's abject fear. Howard said it must have driven Tom nuts. Jimmy said that he and Tom connected. He said they agreed.
Howard played ''Refugee'' again and asked if he likes the song. Jimmy said if you listen to the record you hear a little shaker. He said someone came into the room and listened to the song and he said it just needed some of this. He said this guy shook the thing and that's what they added to it. He said that's what the song needed because it was never quite right until they added the shaker. Howard said that's awesome. He said he'd never noticed that before. Howard said that must be what Jimmy hears on that song every time.
Howard said that Tom Petty now trusts him. He said Stevie Nicks was hot back then and she asked him to produce her first solo album. Jimmy said that everyone said that she can't sing more than 3 songs on an album because she'd never done that before. He said that he walks in as a producer and he's following Fleetwood Mac. He said that she liked Damn the Torpedoes and she wanted him to produce. He said they got involved romantically too. He said it was simultaneously doing the album and getting involved. He said he only feels comfortable in the studio so he was terrible with girls. Jimmy said the next thing he knows she's interested. Howard said he must have been paralyzed by that. Jimmy said he was confused. He said that he knew it was bigger than him. He said he was lonely. Howard said he meets her an 10 days later she's living in his house. Howard said that's fucking awesome. Jimmy said that was really a complicated time. Howard said she's one of the biggest stars in the world. Jimmy said he was just fearing failing with her album. He said he was fundamentally replacing Lindsay Buckingham.
Howard said Jimmy kept that relationship quiet from Tom Petty. He said that when Tom would come around he had to hide Stevie in his basement. Jimmy said that he kept making social mistakes in his career. He said he asked her to just stay in the basement when Tom came over. He said she did it too. Howard said she got to hear him working with Tom and she liked it.
Howard said that he was working with Tom and he was working on ''Stop Dragging My Heart Around'' and he suggested that they record it for her album. Jimmy said he told her that she had great songs but no hits. He said that no one was going to hear it if she didn't have a hit song. He said she got pissed at him. He said he had this one song that they could do. He said that if a woman sings an aggressive guy's lyric it can't miss. He said that the song couldn't miss.
Howard asked how he convinced Tom to put it on her album. Jimmy said that the song became a really big hit and they dropped it right on top of his record. He said that her album was bigger than his. He said he handled it wrong too. He said he screwed it up and didn't mean anything by it. Howard said that his album was overlooked. Howard asked if Tom came to him asking how he did that to him. Jimmy said he didn't like how it went down and neither did he. He said he heard the record as a magic record. Jimmy said what they didn't put in the documentary was Tom saying that it did buy him a house. He said that Tom is an incredible human being. Howard asked if he had a falling out after that. Jimmy said that they never really talked at times. He said that he screwed that up. He said he should have known more about that stuff that he did.
Jimmy said that there's no one better than Marvin Gaye but when you hear a woman singing his song it's great. Howard said Stevie Nicks must have loved him for this. Howard played some of her singing ''Stop Dragging My Heart Around.''
Howard asked if Stevie and Tom got along while performing together. Jimmy said they did. He said he wasn't worried about them working together.
Howard asked who broke up with who. Jimmy said that Stevie broke up with him. Howard said that's a big heart break. Robin said maybe it was just the working together that brought them together. Jimmy said that she's very generous about the whole thing. Howard said he thinks she just got sick of hiding in basements for him.
Jimmy said that Stevie's life got out of control and even she would say that. Jimmy said he was socially incompetent. He said he felt horrible and lonely. Howard said he thinks that's everyone's general disposition. He said he feels the same. He said Stevie came to his wedding so they didn't end things badly.
Howard asked Jimmy about being such a big producer that he works with Bob Seger and Dire Straits. Jimmy said he moved to California and he was out there doing that and the record company wasn't letting him work with the young acts. He said that he got burnt out from doing that stuff. Howard asked about working with Mark Knopfler. He asked if he's the best guitar player. Jimmy said he is a great guitar player. He said he has his whole song in his right hand. He said he can play a whole song on guitar. He said that they did that whole album in 6 weeks. Howard asked what he's doing now. Jimmy said he doesn't know. He said he lost touch.
Howard said Jimmy worked with U2 on Rattle and Hum. He said that was so exhausting that he stopped producing after that. Jimmy said that they have Bono and The Edge and both of them are like Bruce. He said they're great but they're perfectionists. He said they had 5 studios going at once. He said he was toast after that one. He said he overheard them saying something about going to Berlin to do a recording. He said he wasn't going to go to Berlin to record. He said that he had just had a child so he wasn't going to fly to Berlin.
Jimmy said after that he started his own record company. Howard said something had to give and he was going to do something on his own. Howard said the acts can wear you the fuck down. Jimmy said he felt like an athlete. He said that up until then it was natural to him. He said he didn't have to think about anything. He said then music started to change and he was using his brain instead of his heart only. He said he had to get a record company to get young people to work with. He said he didn't want to make records. He wanted to pick the people who were great.
Howard said Jimmy went to David Geffen and asked how to get it done. Jimmy said he had been friends since 1980. He said that David has never gotten anything but friendship from him. Howard asked how it was working with Geffen. Jimmy said it was great. He said if you want to get from one point to another David is the quickest way to get there. He said Geffen could help you pick stuff up. Howard said he might start his own record company. Jimmy said that business to Geffen is like an art form.
Jimmy said he got sued once and David told him to make sure they knew he would never settle. Jimmy said he didn't settle and then they wanted to settle. Howard said his first big act was Gerardo with ''Rico Suave.'' Jimmy said he wanted to put some grease in the wheels. Howard played some of that song. Jimmy said that his daughter is like Miss America or Miss California or something.
Howard said Jimmy saw Gwen Stefani and he told her that she needed another 6 years to get things going. Jimmy said that it was all math to him. He said that you do an album ever 2 years and it's the third one that hits. He said that it usually takes 6 years. Jimmy said he thought she was great and he knew she needed some time to learn how to write. He said it actually happened too. Howard said she had a great look too. Howard played some of Gwen singing ''Just a Girl.''
Howard asked if he ever had anyone that he turned down that became a big hit. Jimmy said he did but he can't remember who it was. Jimmy said they've had so many great acts and so many great people working for him.
Howard said Trent Reznor talked about how great it was in the old days. He said that Trent was signed to a shitty label and Jimmy took him on. He said they wanted Nine Inch Nails bad. Jimmy said he knew that with them and with Dre that it would make Interscope records. He said he feels he aged a lot at that moment. Howard said that was some move. He said that he remembers seeing Nine Inch Nails when they were the thing. He said he liked him when he was really creepy. He said he's more mainstream now. Jimmy said he's a scientist. He said the guy is amazing. Jimmy said Trent won an Academy Award for the music on The Social Network. Howard said he wanted his own label under Interscope and he gave him complete autonomy on his album. Jimmy said you just let them go and something great will happen.
Howard said that Trent signed Marilyn Manson for his record label. Howard said then he has this guy on his label. Howard said Trent is awesome. He said he knew enough to trust these guys.
Howard said then Jimmy hooks up with Dr. Dre. Jimmy said the documentary is about how two guys from similar neighborhoods meet up in 1990 and they stay together. Howard said he got Dre on and he started Death Row records and then things got violent in the rap business. Jimmy said things got very bad and they lost Tupac and Biggie. He said that it was ugly. Howard said that must have been crazy. Jimmy said it was terrifying in many ways. He said that fear helps him move forward. He said that there must be something better at the other end.
Howard said Dr. Dre is like him and he hired Eminem. He said he learned that Dre was writing the music for Eminem's ''My Name Is.'' Then Eminem just took it from there. Jimmy said that it's such a gift to be around these people who are doing this. He said the whole thing is that you have to bring something to it and be of service. He said he doesn't say that lightly.
Howard said his movie is very good. He gave him another plug. Howard said the great thing too is that Dre wants to merchandise something like sneakers. He said Jimmy tells him it has to be speakers, not sneakers. He said then they start Beats and then they sell it to Apple for like 3 billion.
Jimmy said Dre had his own thing going and you have to pivot. He said that the record business was falling apart. Jimmy said he wasn't going to be the last guy to sell the last CD. He said he saw these guys who were doing a lot of branding and he was trying a few things. He said he knew Napster was the death knell. He said that he tried meeting with tech companies. He said he ran into Dre and he doesn't speak much. He said that he said to him the other night that he's never going to answer another question the rest of his life after promoting this documentary.
Jimmy said Dre wanted to start promoting sneakers but he told him they have to do speakers. He said that's when they started Beats. He said that they make records so they wanted to do something like this. He said they wanted to get these things on kid's heads and once they're on they're not coming off. He said Dre is walking around his house and they're listening on little ear buds and that drove Dre nuts. He said that's how they started Beats.
Howard asked what it's like working at Apple. Jimmy said that he goes up there for meetings and they talk about Apple Music. Howard said that Steve Jobs was something else. He said that there's a scene in the movie about having secret meetings with Apple and they're told to keep their mouths shut about the deal. He said Dr. Dre and his buddy go on Facebook and start talking about it. Jimmy said he told him not to make a move the whole weekend. He said Dre got drunk and that was it. Howard said it's a great scene in the documentary when he starts talking about it. Jimmy said he called him at 4 in the morning and asked what the fuck he was doing. He said that Dre didn't realize he was online. Jimmy said he thought the deal was going to get blown. Howard said that he could have blown a $3 billion deal. Jimmy said they watched that all day the next day on CNN. He said he and Dre are buddies so it's been good. He said he is a controversial guy at times.
Howard asked if Jimmy is sick of working. Jimmy said Howard's not sick of working. Howard asked who said that. Howard said he bitches about the show every day. Jimmy said he thinks he's just looking for peace. He said he'd like to have some ambition with it. Howard asked if he could create a day that would be just fine for him. Jimmy said he can. He gave him a scenario where he wakes up and the papers take him 2 hours. Howard said that's right. Jimmy said he just learned to swim so now he goes swimming for an hour. He said he almost drown as a kid and his mom never let him near a pool. He said he met an 85 year old guy in France who taught him how to swim in an hour. Jimmy said now he goes on a walk on the beach. He said then it's lunch. He said after lunch he naps. He said now it's 4 o'clock and it's time for tea and biscuits. He said then it's time for some CNN and then it's time for dinner and TV after that. He said he might stay up late on Friday night at the beach house. He said that they play abstract radio on Beats One. He said that they go upstairs and put on R Kelly and that's it.
Howard said that Stevie Nicks never should have dumped him. He said she could be having tea at 4. Jimmy said that streaming music is great. He said he loves working at Apple Music. He said what Howard should try on it is the curated playlists. He said they have a lot of their old DJs there. Howard said it's a tough business. Howard said Jimmy is turning people on to this stuff.
Howard asked if Jimmy can believe what he's seen in the music business. Jimmy said that artists are getting screwed more today than ever. He said that he's afraid of that because you just scare off one Prince and that's it.
Howard said that he has said it all. He gave him some plugs for his documentary ''The Defiant Ones'' and started to wrap up. Howard said he was surprised when he did American Idol. Jimmy said he did that to sell headphones. He said it worked. Jimmy said he had some fun doing it. Howard said he doesn't like Simon Cowell. Jimmy said he doesn't know him very well.
Howard wrapped up with Jimmy and thanked him for sharing his stories. He said that's it. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard said he can't do the Jeff the Vomit Guy talk today. He said that will have to wait until tomorrow. He said that can wait a day. Howard said it's time for news.
Howard played Robin into her news with a song parody from Daniel Mendelson. Robin started her news with a story about Johnny Depp and how joking around about assassinating the president isn't a good idea. Robin said he was at the Glastonbury festival to open a drive in theater and said he was just trying to be amusing when he said an actor hasn't assassinated a president recently. Robin had some audio of Depp saying that. Howard asked where that accent comes from. Fred said he's from Kentucky. Howard said he got in a lot of trouble for that. Howard said he got a thank you note from Kathy Griffin for saying that.
Howard said he has the number 1 Jeff the Vomit Guy fan on the phone. Howard picked up and one of the guys in the back was yelling about wanting it now, not on Tuesday or Wednesday. Howard said he promises it'll be on tomorrow. Robin said that Johnny Depp is now apologizing and realizing that wasn't such a good idea.
Robin read a story about what's happening with older men and sperm. Robin said they give birth to geeks from what a study has found. Robin said they found that the older the sperm then the less social skills the kids end up having. Howard said JD's dad must have been 90 when he was born. Robin read more details about that study. Howard asked if JD's dad was 90. Fred played JD hooting.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the interview with Jimmy was unbelievable. He said that it was like he had all of those people in the studio with him. He said he first saw Jimmy in a Tom Petty documentary. He said it's one of the best interviews he's done. Howard said he could have gone on for another 27 hours but you have to let these people out of the studio at some point.
Howard said that he might have Forrest Gump in his balls. He said Ronnie might have a Stephen Hawking in his balls.
Robin read a story where it said as you get older you should get the bed frame creaking to stay healthy. Robin said that they say better mental abilities come from having sex. Howard said Beth had better get ready because he's on his way.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said Leslie Jones was on the BET awards and people say she's really ugly. He asked what Howard's opinion is. Howard said he knows she takes a lot of shit. He said she's not a super model but what is she supposed to do about that. King asked if he agrees that she's ugly. Howard said he doesn't. Howard asked who he is to judge someone's looks. Howard said he looks like a monster. King said she looked crazy on the BET awards. He said she was yelling and... Howard hung up on him and said he's not sure what he's talking about. Howard said he's not sure what the purpose of his call was. Howard said he's a fucking weirdo. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard read some email about Ashton Kutcher and about Steve from Florida. Howard said some people said they can't wait for Steve to come in on Wednesday. He said that's when he'll be doing his walk of shame. Howard had Fred play a quick promo for that walk of shame. Howard said that's coming up on Wednesday. Howard said people want more Joan Rivers from Heaven. Howard read some of the feedback on that bit. Howard said he had some email about Scott the Engineer. He had some mail about High Pitch Erik and how much they hate him. Howard said another guy thinks he should be on stage doing stand up. Howard said he thought about doing that about a year ago and he talked to Jerry Seinfeld about it and Jerry told him not to do it. He said he was right and he won't be doing any stand up. Howard said there was an email from a guy who said he's addicted to saying ''Ass chreaks'' which was the line Ronnie said. Howard said it's causing marriage problems for this guy.
Robin read a story about a man who was looking at his cell phone and got hit by an Amtrak train. Robin said he didn't notice he was close to the track while looking at his phone. Robin said the train hit him at about 30 miles per hour.
Robin asked Howard how he'd feel if his pilot said ''please pray'' while flying. Howard said he'd freak out. Robin said this Air Asia flight had that happen. Howard said people tell him to fly all the time abut he hates it. Robin read about this flight that had an engine seize up. Robin said the airplane was shaking like a washing machine. Robin said the pilot said ''I hope you all are saying a prayer...'' Robin said the pilot said he'd be saying a prayer. Howard had the pilot saying ''We're fucked.'' Robin said there's nowhere to go when you're in a plane.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was all worked up about the psychic the other day. He asked if he came in and did a reading for him and said something he didn't know would he believe it. Howard said no way. He said it's a racket. He said it's all horse shit. He said this kid on E! is like a 12 year old and he's contacting the dead. He said he's not sure why he scribbles on paper but that's his gimmick. Howard said his prediction is that the kid is a phony. He said he saw him reading Corey Feldman. He said he only has Corey Haim as a friend. Howard said it offends him that people give money to psychics. He said we should evolve past that.
Robin read a story about how they just decided to stop teaching evolution in Turkey. Howard said that's what he's talking about. He said that psychics don't have any ability. He said they're full of it. Howard said nothing happens after you die. He said imagine that bullshit. He said they put that on E!. He said he built that network with his two hands. He said he wonders who would watch that. Robin said someone should have told the founders of E! that they'd get stuck doing that with this kid. Howard said if he knew that he never would have helped. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Robin read a story about a Delaware teen who fell of a ride at a park in upstate New York. Robin said she was dangling from a ride and then she dropped into the arms of a crowd below. Robin said a bunch of people got together to catch her. Howard said you have to be out of your mind to go on a ride. He said if you want a thrill go to work! Howard said go build a road and don't ride on a gondola. Howard said he goes to work and then goes home. He said he doesn't need to got to an amusement park. Howard said imagine this girl has to fall into the crowd. Robin said this girl was taken to a medical center with just minor injuries. Robin said one man hurt his back trying to catch her. Howard said he'd let them fall right on the ground. Howard said he's not going to be disabled. Robin said she was only 14 years old. Howard said he's not going to throw his back out from that. Howard asked why a gondola is up in the sky. Robin said they have them for ski resorts and stuff like that. Howard said he thought a gondola was when you're in a boat in Venice. Robin said that's one too.
Robin read a story about how Google is going to stop reading email to give you ads. Robin said they announced that last week. Robin said the changes start later this year. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about these people who go on trips to foreign countries getting on party boats. Howard said Robin did that and had him go on a boat. Howard said he hates that. Howard said K-Rock had a party boat one time and he was trapped on it. Howard said he hates being on the water. He said he hates boats, planes, gondolas and people. Robin said as many as 9 people are dead and 2 dozen are missing in Columbia after a boat went down. Robin read more details about that. Robin said they think it was from over crowding. Howard said Robin brought him on a boat and he was on it with Richard Christy. Howard said Robin was busy driving the boat and he was stuck talking to Richard. He said that was the boat ride from hell. He said Robin once crashed her boat. Robin said that was early on. Howard said she doesn't talk about that. Robin said he's acting like she forced him on. Howard said he hopped on and it wasn't too long. Howard said he hates the wind hitting him in the face. He said it's too much. He said he's miserable. He said he doesn't like having to project his voice over the sound of the wind. Robin said they're so much fun to be on when it's a hot day. Howard said he's with Jimmy Iovine. He said just having some tea, some lunch and sex is enough.
Robin read a story about the death toll rising after an oil tanker exploded in Pakistan. Robin said that people were running to the site of the accident to collect the fuel and they ended up burning up. Fred played a Jackie Martling laugh during that story. Robin said that's not funny. Robin read more about the people who died and Fred played another laugh.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he makes his job fun. He said he drives and listens to the show. He said he can't imagine not being able to listen to the show. He said that they're the best. He said he even lives the Angry Political Guy when he calls in. He said he's so spot on. He said there are shows in L.A. who try to copy his show. He said Howard is the King of all Radio. He said Howard is the only one who knows what comedy is. Howard said he's right about that. Howard asked how old his father was when he had him. The caller didn't seem to know what he was referring to. Howard told him ''never mind.'' The caller asked about Wendy and her new dog. Howard said he doesn't want to even think about that. He said he hopes someone is supervising that.
Robin read a story about the senate health care bill that's supposed to be announced today. Robin said they will have more details soon. Howard wondered why we can't just copy what Canada is doing and give everyone health care.
Robin said they dug up Kellyanne Conway to talk about the health care bill. Robin had some audio of her talking about that.
Robin said she just read that the press briefings are only audio now. Robin said they haven't given a good explanation about that. Robin said CNN has resorted to sending in a sketch artist to cover the press briefings.
Robin read about how Bernie Sanders is railing against this health care bill. Robin had some audio of Sanders talking about the bill. Howard said he loves when he gets worked up. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about the bill too.
Robin read a story about Trump talking about the Russian meddling in the election and wondering why Obama didn't do anything about it because they apparently knew about it.
Robin read a story about a doctor being accused of killing 5 of her patients with a lethal dose of drugs. Robin read the details of that story.
Robin read a story about John Oliver talking about how he wants to talk about the lawsuit filed against him by a coal baron but lawyers have told him to wait. Robin said he's being sued by Robert Murray. Robin read about how Oliver was going after Murray on his show a couple of weeks ago and Murray is now suing over that segment. Robin said that she's not sure if they should play any clips from the show. Howard said maybe not because he doesn't want to be sued.
Robin read a story about these robocalls that are being made to millions of people. Robin said Chuck Schumer wants the FCC to prevent the calls that go straight to voicemail.
Robin read a story about the temporary travel ban may be put in place while the details are being litigated. Robin said the Supreme Court will be weighing in on that.
Robin read about the BET awards that were on last night. Robin had some clips from the show for Howard to play. They ended up talking about a Bruno Mars clip that Howard had seen that really impressed him. He said it was a Prince tribute rehearsal that he did. He said that guy is so talented. Howard said there's also a video out there of a 12 year old girl at church who is cute as a button and she tells the church that she's a lesbian and she hopes for a full life and all of that. Howard said this guy from the church cuts off her mic and tells her to go sit down. Howard said she came out to her church and it's heartbreaking. Howard had some audio that he played. Howard said you have to go watch it. He said it's a 12 year old coming out to her Mormon congregation. Robin said you'll be loved unconditionally at church and then that happens. Howard said it broke his heart.
Robin read about it being gay pride day yesterday. Robin said they had a big parade there in the city. Robin said it was good to see people not being in opposition. Howard said Fred blew him yesterday. He said it was beautiful.
Robin asked if Howard wants to be a ball person. Howard said he's more into penis. Robin said the U.S. open is holding try outs to be a ball person. Robin said they need 80 people to do it.
Robin read about the new Transformers movie being number 1 at the box offIce-This weekend. Robin said it made just over $45 million in theaters.
Robin read about the new Sharknado movie that's coming out soon. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:25am.
Howard stated the show talking about the fake Joan Rivers opening theme song they had playing. He had a clip of fake Joan announcing they have New Kids on the Block coming in today. Howard said they've reformed and they're on tour. Howard said they're playing in Brooklyn somewhere. They're playing at the Barclay center. Howard said Donnie Wahlberg will be in. He said Jenny McCarthy has a show there and the two of them are still making out in the halls up there. Howard said they love it. Howard said he has to ask Donnie about that. Howard said they're way into each other. Robin said you don't have to make out in public. Howard said if he was with Jenny he'd make out in public. Howard said Donnie accidentally came on Cousin Brucie the other day. Howard did his Cousin Brucie voice after that. He said Human Newman got some shrapnel from that too. He said he loves that name and Hollywood Hamilton too. Howard said he heard that Donnie and Jenny still facetime all the time when they're apart.
Howard said he's going to make High Pitch Erik's day. He said he's been there all morning. Howard said he's trying to get his stomach stapled but he has to lose a few pounds on his own first.
Erik came in and said he has some news for Howard too. Howard said he has some news for him. He asked if he wanted to go first. Erik told Howard to go first. Howard said he's going to let him sit in there and watch New Kids perform in there today. Erik said he loves New Kids on the Block. Howard said he went to a concert and then went home and jerked off. Erik said he got to announce them on stage last year. He gets to do it again this year. Howard asked him not to jerk off this time.
Erik thanked Howard for that. Howard said he's a fan of the show and he's a good sport so he deserves something. Robin said Erik is wearing a belt and she'd like to know where he found that. Howard said Erik looks good today. Erik said he looks like John Stamos. Howard said yeah, if he was a blimp.
Howard asked why he's dressed nice today. Erik said he had a surprise so he dressed nice. Howard said this is a good look for him. Robin asked why he has to lose weight. Howard said they'll get to that.
Howard asked Erik how many New Kids songs he knows. Erik said when he went to Atlanta to meet his friend Jolie they were doing Karaoke to New Kids songs. Howard played a song for Erik and asked him to name it. Erik didn't know the name of the song. It was called ''Please Don't Go Girl.'' Howard played a few more and Erik knew some of the songs. Howard said he didn't think he'd be able to do it. Howard said they're going to perform ''The Right stuff'' acoustically today.
Erik said he was home yesterday and he was so bored out of his mind. He said he opened a jar of Honey Roasted Peanuts and turned on Netflix. He said he had to watch season 6 of Blue Bloods. He said he ate half the jar of nuts. Howard said that's very fattening. Howard said he has the life. He gets to sit home doing that. Robin said he could go out and get a job. Erik said he can come over and play video games. Howard said he doesn't like video games. Howard said maybe he'll come over to see where he lives. He said he's not going to do that.
Howard said he has to get to this diet thing. Howard said Erik lost like 100 pounds and he was doing good. He gained it all back. Erik said he saw a nutritionist. He said he 3 slices of pizza the other day.
Howard said if Erik gets this Gastric Sleeve he has to lose some weight on his own. Erik said the doctor says he's a candidate. Howard said they have to see if he has some will power so he has to lose a few pounds. Robin said he's already failed. Howard said he has to prove he can eat on his own. Erik said he has yogurt in the morning and he has turkey burgers for lunch with no roll. He said he doesn't have any sides. Robin asked where he gets the burgers from. Erik said he gets them from the grocery store.
Howard asked what his pants size is. Erik said it's 62. Gary said he's back on soda big time too. Erik said it's diet soda and diet Snapple. Howard said they say that's worse than regular. He said they say you gain more weight doing that.
Erik said he had to go for blood work yesterday. He has to go in for an endoscopy in August. Howard asked what he weighs. Erik said he thinks he's in the 370s. Howard said he has to lose a few pounds and get his endoscopy. He asked when the operation would happen. Erik said in November or December. Howard said he wants to see skinny Erik. Erik said Jolie wants to see him when he gets the surgery.
Howard said that's the other thing going on. He said Erik has a friend named Jolie. He said he's like Erik Clooney. Howard said he met her on Twitter and she took mercy on him. Howard said she lives in Atlanta and as soon as she started talking to him Erik wanted to go down and live with her. Howard said he went down and visited with Gonzo Shitcock and he cried when he had to leave. Howard said Erik is in love with her. Erik said she's a wonderful friend. Howard said she's a woman he hasn't scared away yet.
Howard had the guys bring Jolie in. Howard said he has to meet her. Howard said he heard she's normal looking. Jolie came in and Howard asked how she got to know Erik. Jolie said that she started following him on Twitter. Howard asked how she met him because she must know she's flirting with disaster. Howard said everyone he meets ends up getting threatened. Jolie said that she followed him on Twitter and he was on her inbox and DM right away. She said he asked to come down to visit right away.
Howard asked Erik why he does that. Erik said he just wants to go visit. Howard asked how long she waited to let him come down. Jolie said about 6 months or so. Erik said he did a birthday party in February. He said Joey Boots hired him to do a thing with him. Howard asked how he's doing with Joey Boots being gone. Erik said that he misses him. He said it's hard without him. Howard said he used to tour with him. Howard asked if food eases the pain. Erik said maybe. He said Jolie sounds like Joey a bit. He asked Erik if he has tried to contact Joey at all through a psychic. Erik said he hasn't.
Jolie said that Erik wants to put cameras in his apartment and his lawyer wants him to do this. She said he thinks all of the money he gets from people watching it will go to the lawyer and he'll trust him with the money. Erik said he has a YouTube channel called Real High Pitch Erik. He said they're going to have the cameras up and he wants to get 1000 subscribers. Howard asked what they're going to see him doing. Erik said they can see him eat and sleep. Howard asked if he beats off in there. Erik said he doesn't. He said he does that in the bathroom. Jolie said he had to change floors because of that. Erik said he needs 1000 subscribers before Friday.
Howard said Jolie is afraid because she doesn't think he knows what he's doing business wise. Jolie said she thinks she's the only person he'll listen to. Howard asked if he comes on to her. Jolie said he has. She said he'll say that he hopes he gets a special kiss from someone. She said she won't do that. She said she'll kiss on the cheek but not really. She said he goes straight for the mouth. Jolie said he was told not to kiss when his lips are wet so he dries them before he goes in for a kiss. He said he'll use a towel. Howard asked if she knows then that he's coming in for a kiss. Jolie said she does.
Howard said Erik is into guys and attractive women. Howard asked what she thinks about his sexuality. Jolie said she has asked about it between her and Donnie and he picked her. She said she thinks he's very lonely and any type of contact would be acceptable. Howard asked if Erik has any extra blood coming out of his gums today. He said his teeth are very yellow. Erik said he brushed them.
Howard asked Erik if he would choose taking a kiss from Jolie on the lips or watch the New Kids on the Block perform live. Erik said he's rather see acoustic Donnie Wahlberg. Erik said he can always kiss Jolie later. Howard said he gave him a choice and he made it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he had the gastric sleeve in 2014. He said he eats protein, veggies and water. Erik said he was told he has to drink protein shakes. The caller said he was on a month long diet before and after the surgery. Howard said it sounds like Erik is going to need to do a lot. The caller said he's lost 120 pounds already. He said if he sticks to it he can do it. Howard said Erik's going to eat shitty food. Howard said it's not going to make a difference. Jolie said she asked Erik how he's doing because he has to keep a log. Howard asked if he lies in his log. Erik said he'll tell him off the air. Howard asked what he's going to tell him. Erik said he has to save it for off the air.
Jolie said Erik told her that he had some peanuts and pizza. She said he told her it's all about honesty. She said they want to see if he can do it.
Howard asked Jolie what's up with her. He said Erik wanted to move in with her. Jolie said he's visited her twice now. She said it's always Erik and someone else. Howard said it must be like a care taker. Erik said he doesn't need a caretaker. Erik said he did the dishes for her at her house. He said he did all of them in the dishwashers. Howard asked if he clogged the toilet at her house. Jolie said she doesn't think so. She said he uses the bathroom on the other side of the house.
Jolie said that Erik had to use a bathroom when he visited recently and they were out at this little place. She said that she was worried that they were going to be in trouble if he shit in there. Erik said he did but it wasn't big and smelly.
Jolie said that she works with brain damaged people so she knows how to work with people. She said she has to redirect Erik at times. She said Erik feels they need to text and talk every morning and throughout the day. Jolie said it's insane how much he texts her. She said sometimes she writes him back and she has to ask him to stop. Howard asked if he keeps going. Jolie said he'll say he's doing better but then he texts and tells her that he's doing better. Howard asked Erik why he texts her when she tells him not to. Erik said he thinks he's doing better. Jolie said she'll shut him down when she says she's not going to talk to him. That scares him.
Howard asked if it's true that Erik threatens to kill himself if she won't talk to him. Erik said he doesn't mean it when he says it. Jolie said she had a friend who killed herself years ago and she does worry about him when he says that.
Howard asked Jolie if Erik is going to be able to handle it if some guy wants to date her. Jolie said Erik does cock block her often. Erik said he thinks he does. Erik said he does that.
Howard asked what he does. Jolie said that Erik wants to know any guy who is in contact with her. She said that he reached out to her ex-husband. She said that she had to apologize for that. Howard asked why he would do that. Erik said that he said to Jolie that he saw he works in radio and he does a sports show. He said he was going to call in and talk about sports. Howard asked why her ex-husband though. Howard asked if he's attracted to him too. Erik said no.
Howard asked what Erik has learned today. Erik said he has to ease up on his texts. Howard said he has learned. Howard asked Jolie if she thinks he's going to cut back. Jolie said maybe for a day. Howard asked if she thinks he'll back off. Jolie said she's not sure about that. She said Erik wants to have a baby with her. Howard said he can barely take care of a dog.
Erik said they went to a baseball game in Pittsburgh and they saw a cute baby. Erik said Jolie said she wishes she had a baby and he told her they should adopt a baby. Howard asked if he thinks he could pass the adoption test. Erik said absolutely. He said he'd be a great dad. Howard asked if he's ever changed a diaper. Erik said he has. He said give him a test.
Howard said he has a doctor on the phone and he wants to perform the surgery on Erik. Howard picked up and Steve Nowicki was playing the part of the doctor who said they should staple his mouth shut with a nail gun. Erik said no thank you to that. Jolie said she thinks it could work. The doctor asked if Jolie is free tonight for dinner. Jolie said she would like to go out. Howard asked Erik if he'd be okay with that. Erik said he would.
Erik said he was going to get his nipple pierced in Atlanta when he was there. Howard said he has to lose a couple hundred pounds before he does something like that. Howard asked if she's seen him with his shirt off. Jolie said she has seen him with his shirt off. She said he hasn't really seen her yet. She said that she did put her foot on him down in Atlanta and his nipples got hard. She said she was on the other end of the couch and she put her foot on him. She said she was drinking so that might have been why.
Erik said Gonzo was supposed to come to Atlanta and he missed his flight so he was alone with Jolie. Howard said it's fascinating. He asked Erik why he has Gonzo go with him because he's a good looking guy. Erik said that he thinks Gonzo and Jolie look good together.
Jolie said Erik had some gift cards and they went driving around to find an Applebees so he could use the card. She said they had to drive pretty far to find one. Howard asked what he had to eat. Erik had bacon mac and cheese. Jolie said that he double dips and she can't do that. Howard said that means he dips into stuff after taking bites. Erik said he has a habit of doing that.
Howard said this doesn't sound like it's going to last forever. Erik said he's not going to ruin it. Howard said he has chased away other girls. Jolie said she thinks that he's afraid of her and he doesn't threaten her. Erik said that Elephant Boy has started in with him again and the girl who was with him last time is pregnant and he asked her if it's his baby. Howard said maybe it was his baby. Erik said it wasn't. He said that girl threatened him and his other friend too. Howard said this is very complex. Robin said she loves that he has all of this going on.
Howard said Elephant Boy and High Pitch Erik will be in tomorrow for the Bobo Walk of Shame. Howard said Elephant Boy and Erik will be out ringing the bell and saying ''shame'' on the street. Howard said it's going to be interesting to have them out there in front of the FOX News building.
Howard said Jolie seems like a nice person. He asked if Erik scares her at all. She said she could take him in a fight. She said she'd fuck him up if he ever tried something. She said she knows good ol' fashioned punching and stuff. She said she's not afraid of him. She said she'll do whatever it takes. She said she'll use a frying pan. Erik said never fuck with a chick. Jolie said he's fucked with a lot and he hasn't learned his lesson. Erik said that's because half of them have used him to come on the show. Howard said she might end up being Mrs. High Pitch Erik. Jolie said sometimes it's right in front of you and you never know. Howard asked if she'd ever have pity sex with him. Jolie said no. She said she has a friend who offered to do it and he turned her down. Jolie said she's very pretty and young and she was drunk. She said that Erik reaches out to every one of her friends and she came in with her dress off with her boobs out and sat on him. She said she tried to kiss him and she wanted to give him some love. Howard asked what happened. Erik said she had a guy with her. Jolie said they weren't together. She said she was a hot 27 year old. Erik said it was Jolie's friend. Howard said she's like Mother Theresa. Howard said he should have done it. Erik said it was at her house and he had to respect her. Howard said if all of the New Kids on the Block were in the house and Donnie sat on his lap wouldn't something happen. Erik said he loves Donnie. Howard said he wouldn't care how many guys were in the room.
Howard asked if the friend was going to have sex with Erik. Jolie said she thinks she was going to ride him like a stripper would. She said she thinks that Erik came in his pants once at a strip club. Howard asked if Erik is insane. Howard asked if he wasn't attracted to her. Erik said he was nervous to do it there. Howard said she must have felt like a loser after that. Jolie said she hasn't seen her in a while so she has to check on her.
Howard said he heard that this woman Debbie the Cum Lady wants to do Erik. Erik said her name sounds gross. He said that he'll let her do it but only if Donnie watches. Howard said he'll show Erik a picture of her later. Howard said Jolie's friend wanted to straddle him and he turned her down. Howard said that's very gay. Erik said he's not gay. Howard said Erik wants to blow Donnie though. Howard said that's gay. Erik said he's not gay. Howard said he is because he wants Donnie in his mouth. Erik said he's straight. Howard said he wants to fuck Donnie but not a naked girl on his lap. Jolie said her friend was going to French kiss him and he didn't want to do it. Howard asked what that tells you. Erik said maybe he was tired that night. Howard said that's fair enough. He said he hasn't gotten laid in 25 years and he was too tired.
Howard said Erik only wants cock in his mouth. Erik said he only wants Donnie or John Stamos... or Drew Carrey or Wayne Brady. Howard said he's in love with Mike the weatherman. Erik said Mike Wood is great. Robin asked where all of the women are. Erik said he saw Megyn Kelly on TV on the way over this morning. He said he likes her.
Gary said Erik goes to visit Mike Wood all the time. Erik said he likes Megyn Kelly too. He said he loves the woman on the Today show with Matt Lauer too.
Howard took a call from a guy who said they have to put a picture of Jolie up on the web site. He asked if she's hot. Howard said she is. The caller said Erik is a fat bastard and he's disgusting. Howard said he has to let Erik and Jolie go for now. He said they'll be in later during the New Kids segment. Erik said he'll be 150 pounds lighter after the surgery. Howard said not if he keeps up with this. He said he has to cut back on eating even after the surgery. Howard said he's going to bust open that sleeve. Erik said he won't. Howard said he knew someone who ate through one. Erik said he won't.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who had a guy doing a Megyn Kelly impression. He broke into his male voice from the woman's voice. Howard said he questions if this is really Megyn Kelly. Erik said he doesn't think so. Erik asked what she thinks of Alex Jones. She kept going from female to male voice. Howard wished her luck over at NBC.
Howard said he loves Erik but he has to take a break. He said he has to talk about Jeff the Vomit Guy. Erik said that guy is nuts, right? Howard laughed and said he is. Howard said he has a lot more to get to.
Erik said he might have to talk to Debbie the Cum Lady. Howard said maybe they can get her on tomorrow. Howard asked Gary if they can get her on now. Gary said he doesn't think that would be difficult. Howard said this woman visits like 20 guys a day and swallows their cum. He said she's pretty attractive too. Gary said Erik acts like he has choices. Erik said he'd like to talk to her. Howard said it's getting late and he may have to save it for tomorrow.
Jolie said she's a guaranteed blow job so Erik should do it. Erik said he did a porno and it took him forever to cum. Howard said he thinks he'd cum in a second if it was Donnie blowing him. Jolie said that Erik is on a lot of medication and that may slow things down. Howard said Debbie the Cum Lady is like a vampire so she'd be able to get it out of him. Erik said there's a stripper who rubbed some oil on his balls at a strip club and it made them tingle. Howard said he has to got to that strip club. Jolie said she has to go to that club too.
Howard had Debbie the Cum Lady on the phone. Howard said they call her the cum queen. Debbie said she blows 4 guys a day and 2 loads each. She said she gets 8 loads a day. She said she has one guy who stays with her so she does him a few times a day. She said she has to do it and she needs it like a food supplement. Howard said she was on the show in 2011 and she goes to a lot of guys to blow them at their office. Debbie said she'll do them at work or after work. Howard asked what Erik likes about this. Erik just said ''Wow!'' Howard asked if Debbie has the right Erik. She said she does. Howard said this is High Pitch Erik. Debbie said he has very strong sex appeal. She said she has seen his picture and heard his voice.
Erik asked what she does when she thinks about him. Debbie said she lays Erik down and kisses his inner thighs and she works up to his cock. She said she rubs her tits on him and then kisses him on her way down to his ass. She said that she'll tickle his prostate and work her way back up to his cock and she'll have him fuck her face really hard. She said she'll make him do that until he cums. Howard had to explain to Erik what he'd be doing to her. He didn't understand ''fuck her face.''
Erik was wondering if they could do it at her house. He said his place is too small. Howard said maybe he can do it in the Access-a-Ride car. Erik said they won't let that happen. Howard said he thinks that Debbie is going to be in New York in December and she'd let Shuli cover it. Howard said they won't film it but they will cover it. Howard had a picture of Debbie that he showed to Erik. Erik said she looks like Farrah Fawcett a little bit.
Howard asked Debbie a question but she was gone. Howard said it says she's still on the line. Howard said maybe she lost her connection. Howard asked Erik what he thinks. Erik said they should set it up.
Howard said he has someone on the phone who says he'll blow Erik too. He had Sour Shoes doing his George Takei impression saying he was going to come down right now. He said he'd lay him on the bed just like Debbie. He said he'd drain him dry. He said he'd give him a nice prostate exam too. Howard said he's very gracious. George did a New Kids song for Erik with his laugh. He said he loves Erik ''you rascal you.'' Howard let Sour George go a short time later. Howard asked him to leave them with a song. Sour broke into a song and Howard let him go.
Howard had Debbie back on the phone. Erik said he was getting hard hearing Debbie talking earlier. Howard said he has to save his load for her. Howard said his pants size is 62. Debbie said she loves a big man. Howard said his IQ and waist size are almost the same. He said if he got to 66 they'd be the same. Howard said they're almost there. Debbie said Erik is perfect. She said she needs to have him. She said she'll make him feel like he's never felt before.
Howard asked Debbie how many guys she's going to blow today. She said one guy just left and she'll have more at lunch and tonight. She said she needs to get 8 a day. She said one guy was there this morning. Howard asked how fast she makes him cum. Debbie said she likes a one minute man. Howard said Erik takes time because of his medication.
Howard said it really is a man's world. Robin said Debbie is into Erik. She said it's not a forced thing. She's seeking Erik. Howard asked if she'd ever blow a horse. Debbie said she hasn't gotten into that. She said it's only men.
Howard said they'll see if they can line this up with Debbie and Erik. Howard asked if she worries about sexually transmitted diseases. Debbie said not at all. Howard asked Erik if he's worried. Erik said no. Howard let Debbie go. He said he's worried about Erik and diseases. Erik said she needs it and wants it. Howard said he doesn't want Erik to get anything. Erik said his mouth isn't going on any dick. Howard said he has to explain it off the air. He said there's always a chance. Erik said he can clean himself off after. Howard said that doesn't help with herpes.
Howard said that Erik has to think this through. Robin said Erik takes a chance every day. Howard said he has to consider that stuff. Erik said ''right.'' Howard said Debbie has blown other guys under the table at restaurants. Erik said she's blown guys at their office on Wall Street.
Jolie said that Erik said he would never go down on a girl so she could never be with him. Howard said he has warned him about that. He said he'd be getting laid every day if he wasn't for him. Howard said he thinks condoms are a good thing. Howard said maybe Erik can cum in a condom and she can drink it out of that. Howard said he's like a dad with a very troubled son.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that she's been friends with Erik for 18 years now. She said she's worried about the surgery. She said Erik needed this today. She said she did a live Baba Booey on WPIX yesterday. She said she did it for him. She screamed that last part out so Howard hung up on her.
Howard took a call from a guy who did a bong hit and started to say something but Howard cut him off and went to break a short time later.
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Howard said he has to get to Jeff the Vomit Guy. He said Jeff was down there complaining he doesn't get air time anymore. Howard said he likes to hear him but they've heard him over and over again over the years. He said Jeff wanted to do a solicit on the air and they had this thing recorded and it slipped his mind. Howard said he was going to play it at some point and Jeff got very upset he didn't play it. Howard played the solicit where Jeff asked to be a human toilet at a party if anyone is looking for that.
Howard said Jeff got very upset that it never aired. He said he must have figured he'd get contacted if they played it. Howard said they got an angry voicemail from Jeff about that. Howard played the voicemail where Jeff asked if there's anything going on that he can get involved with. Jeff said he thought he was going to have something going on a few weeks before. Jeff asked if it's him and if he's not wanted or appreciated on the show. Jeff said maybe nothing is wrong and they're just busy. He said he has a lot of time and he's not getting any positive feedback. Howard said Jeff got upset and he's not getting any activity.
Howard said that's the grossest solicit yet. Howard said he guarantees no one will be in touch with them over this. Howard said Shuli called him back and explained that they're very busy and Howard isn't a ''vomit agent'' so he isn't responsible for finding women to vomit on him.
Howard said Jeff told Shuli about some guy he knows who had a vomit web site and they go and jerk off together but not in a gay way. Howard played the clip where Jeff talked about going to this guy's house and they go to a motel room together and watch women throwing up. Shuli asked if they pleasure themselves. Jeff said that's the whole point. He said they may do it at different times.
Howard said he knows guys who golf but these guys go to a room and jerk off while watching vomit porn. He said that's the same type of thing.
Howard said he's now played the solicit and the voicemail. He wished him luck finding someone. Howard said those two guys are two disgusting peas in a pod. Howard went to break after that.
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Howard came back and said he loves that Rang Richardson. He took a call from a guy who asked if JD would be willing to auction off 2 tickets to his wedding for fans who want to go. Howard asked JD if he'd do that. Robin said it might pay for the whole wedding. Howard asked JD if he's there. JD didn't hear what was going on. JD said that's not happening after he heard the offer.
Howard said the fans gave a lot of fabulous feedback about Jimmy Iovine yesterday. He read through some of that email.
Howard said he's thinking of bringing his FOX News musical to Broadway and people are excited about that. Howard read through some of that email too. He had people who hate musicals saying they'd go see it. Howard also had people who love musicals saying they'd go. Robin said that has to be what they're looking for. Howard made up a song to the tune of a song from Rent.
Howard said he said he wasn't going to talk about this musical anymore. He said he's giving away too much. Howard said Robin was supposed to stop him.
Howard said he has gotten a lot of condolences from people about Dr. Sarno. Howard said Dr. Sarno was his hero. He read a few emails about Sarno passing away.
Howard said people still love when Fred plays Jackie's laugh in Robin's news about tragedies. Howard said they got some email about that. Howard also had some email about his lack of traveling and other things they talked about yesterday.
Howard said everyone loves the Ronnie having sex with his mom prank call. Howard read some of that mail and some about King of All Blacks and Mariann from Brooklyn. Howard said that's just a smattering of email they receive daily.
Howard said there has to be someone who wants to bang her. Flat Robin said she has one guy. It was Ronnie.
Howard spent a little more time talking to Flat Chested Robin. Howard said he hooked up with regular Robin. He said that he hasn't hooked up with Flat Chested Robin. She said she doesn't hook up with guys with small dicks. Flat Robin was also cutting down Robin's wind chimes. They had Robin yelling at Robin about her stupid wind chimes and how people are trying to sleep.
Howard said next week they'll have flat chested Jon Hein on the phone. Howard said Robin's life would have been very different if she was flat chested. Howard went to break a short time later.
Howard came back and said he has New Kids on the Block in the studio. Howard asked if they're best friends. One of the guys said they're lovers from time to time. Howard said he didn't know they were at the Barclay Center tonight. He asked if that's going to be a lot of work. They said they were off yesterday. Howard asked if the tour is big. They said it's 49 cities and it's big.
Howard said when the band was formed they had this guy Maurice Star come up with it. He started New Edition and produced their album. Joey told Howard about Maurice and how he came up with the idea.
Howard said when they first started out they thought they were a black group. Donnie said they were marketed at a black audience but they didn't respond to them. He said that they became a big pop act when the white kids found out they were white.
Howard said he can't imagine someone approaching him at 14 and asking him to be in a band. Donnie said he Maurice wasn't doing that much at the time so he was less rich than he was. Donnie said they were all bussed to school at the time and they were going to a predominantly black neighborhood. He said he had no problem going to Maurice's house. He said that being bussed saved his life. Robin asked if he was performing somewhere. Donnie said he was. Howard said Boston is so racially confused. He said you have black people living in Roxbury and white people screaming about them. He said it's confusing. Joey said it sticks out sometimes. He said that his parents grew up in Roxbury and all of that sticks out more when something bad happens. Robin said it's not just Boston. Howard said he thinks it is weird because Boston seems so liberal.
Howard asked Donnie was the first one to meet Maurice. Howard said he was the guy who put them together. They said he wasn't even a manager. He was a creator. Howard asked how he found them. Donnie said he had a friend who lived near Maurice who was looking to find people for a band. Donnie said they told this woman about him and she took him to see Maurice. He said he lived in a Brownstone and it was all decrepit. He said it was like the Munsters house. He said he wasn't scared but he thought it was bullshit that he thought they were going to be big stars. He said about a week later Maurice played bass for Peter Wolf on Saturday Night Live. He said that he was legit when he saw that. Joey said that Maurice is very talented. Howard asked if he's still around. Donnie said he's around but he had a stroke recently. Howard asked if they're still friendly. Joey said they love him like a brother. He said his ego was a bit much to handle but they like the guy.
Howard asked if Maurice gave up on them. Donnie said he wants to debunk some things. He said that his brother Mark wanted to steal cars so he dropped out of the band. He said he was in it for about a month. Donnie said he really wanted to just go steal cars and hang with his friends.
Howard asked if Donnie told him that Mark should stick with it. Donnie said he did. He said he remembers the day he quit and how he didn't want to go anymore. He said he told him he had to go in and tell them he quit. He said Mark was probably 13 at the time.
Howard said that they were having a tremendous career so did Mark think he made a mistake. Donnie said not at all. He said they'd all go buy cars and stuff and he'd just give it to Mark. He said that Mark loved that he was famous. Howard said he didn't have a brother so he's glad about that. He said if he was the younger brother he'd think he was an idiot for not sticking with it. Donnie said Mark was happy about it.
Howard said that Donnie can rap, sing and dance. Donnie said he brought Jordan and Danny into it. He said Jordan brought Jonathan in. Howard asked if the parents were worried about it. They said it was good that they were just doing something and staying out of trouble.
Howard said their first album didn't do much. Howard asked if Maurice almost bailed on them. Donnie said the record company almost did but not Maurice. Howard said they used to go to prisons to perform. They said they did.
Howard asked why they would stick young boys in a prison. He asked whose idea that was. Donnie said his older brother was in some of those prisons. He said all of his buddies told them they'd be okay. Howard asked what his brother did. Donnie said he had jacked everything in the world. He said he was at their third prison appearance. He said the first one they did was a local radio station. He said they smuggled in a carton of cigarettes and they went crazy when they threw them out to them. The guards were pissed though. Donnie said every show they did they had to figure out how to win over the audience. Howard asked how long it took for the second album to come out. Donnie said it was like 2 and a half years.
Howard asked if Mark was good at stealing cars. Donnie said he always got caught. He said that he learned from that. He said they always got caught. He said he learned from that. Donnie said he never did it because he didn't want to get busted.
Joey said when he was 14 he went to see a movie and the next thing they knew they were all leaving. He said some people who had stolen a car were driving around and they were stripping it down. He said Jordan told him to just be cool while it was happening. Howard said he stole a tie tack once but that's it.
Howard said they're really seasoned guys and they are out performing and working this thing out. Then their second album takes off. Donnie said they were marketing them to urban radio. He said they called it Black Radio at the time. He said that one pop station played their first single. He said if that didn't hit then they'd be plumbers and all of that. Howard played some of their first big hit ''Go Girl'' and Donnie said they got to be on Tiffany's tour after that.
Joey said they would walk the streets of New York trying to get people to let them play. Joey said they were nervous to play in front of all white audiences because they had never done that.
Howard said they go from prisons to doing these performances. Howard said he's seeing that they all have their hair. Donnie said it's the miracle of Propecia. Joey said that one of them is married to Jenny McCarthy too. Howard said he heard that Donnie and Jenny are still making out in the halls there. Donnie said that he loves her to death. Howard said he hears about them making out all the time. Donnie said he's higher in his 40s than she is. He said they have both been married and they have been through a lot and they're trying to get it right. He said they keep it hot at all times.
Howard said it's amazing that they're still face timing all the time too. Donnie said the kids think it's enough already too. Howard asked if they have sex in the building. Donnie said he has a nice trailer on his day job for having sex. He works on Blue Bloods so he has a trailer for that.
Howard said Donnie is really busy. Donnie said he loves music and there's nothing like it. He said they do it all on their own now. He said they make all of the decisions so they're doing fine. He said they're doing it right and it's way better than the first time.
Howard said they have a camera watching them change during their show. Howard asked if they get nude. They said they get partially nude. Howard said the fans go nuts for that.
Howard said they had a lot of hits. Howard played some of their hit songs. They talked about how things got nutso after some of those songs. Joey said that there was so much going on and they were so busy. Howard said he can't imagine what was tough about it. Joey said it was the schedule. He said they went from trying to get on stage to playing Giant Stadium. Howard asked if it all came at once. Joey said it did. He said he was 15-17 when it was all coming at him. He said there was in fighting going on and it didn't have the same magic that it used to.
Howard played ''Hanging' Tough'' and said that was like an anthem song. Howard said they were all big hits. Donnie said he thinks that sold 15 million world wide. He said they wanted that to be the Celtics theme song so they could perform at games.
Howard said they recorded their album at Maurice's house. Joey said the house was just 2x4s. They said if you singled out the vocals you'd hear dogs barking and sirens going in the background.
Howard said the guys are going to perform ''You Got It (The Right Stuff)'' acoustically. He asked if they've ever done that before. They haven't. Howard said they should give it a try. Howard had them perform the song.
After the song Howard asked if Erik is singing. High Pitch Erik was sitting in and said he wasn't singing. Howard asked if that freaked the guys out. They said no. Howard said Erik wanted to see them perform. Erik said he announced them last year. Donnie said he did introduce Donnie Wahlberg and New Kids on the Block. Howard said you don't do that. Joey said he's just giving him a hard time.
Howard said Jordan looked pissed about him coming in. Jordan said he was perplexed. Howard said Erik and Jolie can leave now. Donnie said he sees him all the time and he's an official background on Blue Bloods.
Howard said Erik is in love with Donnie and he once came in his pants after hugging him. Donnie said that Erik walked up to him in the bathroom and said he wanted to be on Blue Bloods. He didn't know at the time he was masturbating to it. Jordan didn't know that's what he was doing. Howard said he does jerk off to the show. Erik said he likes when he chases the bad guys and sits at the desk and interrogates people. He said he's tough with those guys. Donnie said Erik is in those scenes now. He said Erik may be masturbating on state. He said he actually does good on the show.
Howard said Donnie says that people ask him about Erik all the time. Donnie said for the last year and a half people ask how High Pitch is. He said even at the concerts the wives bring their husbands and every one of them asks where High Pitch is. Howard said he's really linked to Donnie now.
Erik said if he announces them this year he'd just introduce them as New Kids on the Block. Howard said now he gets it.
Howard said he's going to let Erik go now. Erik asked if he can watch from there. Howard said he's seeing Jordan's face and he's freaked out by that. Donnie said he's fine with Erik but he's freaking out some of his band mates.
Donnie said he met Joe Buck recently and Joe said to him that Erik jerks off to him too. He said he can't go on Full House because Erik jerks off to John Stamos too. Howard said Jordan almost ran out of the room when Erik came in. Jordan didn't know much about Erik and wondered if that voice is real. Howard said it is. Donnie said he asked one of the writers to write a part for Erik and he had him do his low voice and he was able to put that on.
Howard said that Erik clams he's not gay but only for Donnie. He said he wants to put on a Jenny wig and get it on with him. Howard said he's into some dark stuff. Donnie said he's blushing from this. He said it's all great.
Howard said that they did that song acoustically and it sounded good. Howard said that he wants to give a shout out to the band too. Joey introduced the guys who were playing for them.
Howard said he noticed they had a shaker they were using. Howard said Jimmy Iovine was on the show yesterday telling him about using the shaker on the Tom Petty song and it made the song.
Howard said that he wants to know about the band being no more and if it sent shock waves through their lives. Howard said they had some other hit songs like ''Step by Step.'' Howard asked what happened. Jonathan said that he left the group by his own choice. Joey said he flew the coup when times got tough. Jon said that things were crazy for a while and he was ready to live his life. Howard asked if that was a mistake. Jon said no. He said he knew things were winding down. He said he feels bad for jumping ship. He said he was just ready to go do his own thing. He had some internal struggles that he had to figure out. He said it all worked out and they're all back together. Jon said he was building houses after that. Danny said he had a son and he stayed home and raised him. Howard said they must have made a lot of money from the band. They said they got a fake check for like a billion and they wondered where all the money was really at. Jordan said there were a lot of hands in the pot so all of that money was gone. Donnie said that they may have made 100 million but then they had to split it and take taxes out so when they made 100 million it ended up being maybe 5 million for each guy.
Howard asked about the merchandise they put out and what the weirdest thing was. They were on marbles and the guys said that was weird. Joey said the fans will bring that stuff to the shows and show it to them. He said they have to be nice about it because they really don't want to see it. Howard said High Pitch Erik puts those marbles up his ass every night. He said he knows that's hard to think about.
Howard asked Jordan what he was up to when the band broke up. He did some solo stuff. Howard said he went off and tried to do his solo thing. Jordan said it wasn't just a try, it worked. Howard said he knows what Donnie did. He asked what Joey did. Joey said he fucked off and hung out with his friends. He said that it was like arrested development for him. He said that he was going out and partying and goofing off. He said he was super famous but luckily he had 7 older sisters so they didn't let him fall too far. Joey said he grew up in theater and he had a solo album and a top 10 hit. He said in 1999 he and Jordan had top 10 hits. He said he's done some theater and films too.
Howard said the guys have a new album. He asked if it's more fun now. One of the guys said they were swept from one thing to the next back then. He said they had the higher powers telling them what to do and they just wanted to be themselves. He said it's been amazing.
Howard asked how the tour works and if they travel together. Donnie said they learned to travel in separate busses. Donnie and one of the guys ride together. Jordan and Jon ride together. They need some separation. Howard said he understands that.
Howard asked if they stay in the same hotel. They said they usually do stay in the same hotels but they don't stay in them much. They stay in their busses.
Howard said they're on the road with Paula Abdul and Boys 2 Men. Howard asked if Paula is behaving herself. The guys said she's fine. Howard asked how many songs she does. They said she does about 7. She does sound checks every day according to the guys.
Howard said it sounds about right to do 7 songs. Howard said Boys 2 Men do their thing too. Howard said they're great guys too.
Joey said they came back in 2008 after 15 years of being gone. He said they were able to look back in the past and their audience has all grown up. He said they get to play arenas still and that's great.
Howard asked about having superstar kind of hits and they must have been fucking their brains out. One of the guys said ''Yes.'' Howard said they can almost have anyone they want. The guys said it does mess you up in a lot of ways. Howard said he was happy when he finally got a woman. The guys must have had a lot. The guys said they had to be careful out there because there was so much going on with AIDS and Magic Johnson and all of that.
Howard said it was pretty crazy. Joey said the mind fuck for him was coming back 25 years later and selling out arenas over and over and over. He said that they have great fans who are dedicated so they get to do it again. Donnie said they self financed it and they've figured it all out so it's working out.
Howard said when they put out an album do they write their own song ''One More Night.'' Donnie said they didn't write that one but they have written some songs like back in 2008 when they put one out. Howard said the guys did it and beat the odds. Howard asked what the odds are that they get in a band and get to play these tours. Donnie said they're humbled by it every day.
Howard said everyone is nuts. He said you do whatever you have to do to keep it going. Howard said they have a good thing going. He said they're making money doing something fun at least. Howard said building houses isn't fun. Howard said that's not fun at all. Jon said it is fun and he still does it.
Howard asked about the New Kids on the Block cruise that they do. They said they've done it for 9 years and it's mayhem. Joey said they're not locked in their rooms or anything. Howard said they also meet the fans at Waffle Houses. They've performed at the Waffle House. They go to eat and the fans will show up by the hundreds. Donnie said they will sing and perform there for fun. Howard said they're out of their minds. Donnie said they love their fans. He said it's game on if they see the fans at the Waffle House.
Howard you can go to NKOTB.com for ticket information. He said they have their songs on 80s on 8 and 90s on 9. Howard said they sounded great and they're doing really well. Howard said they've beaten all of the other bands from back then. Howard thanked them for coming in and played a song from their new album Thankful. They went to break after a minute of the song.
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Howard said he was so not talented that his piano teacher committed suicide. Howard said he's not joking about that.
Howard said he figured he'd let High Pitch Erik come in to watch them perform live. Howard said he forgot and someone threw him a note saying he wanted to come in. Howard said it threw Jordan off. Howard said he was lost in the song. Howard said he felt awful and guilty. He said he let Erik come in and it wasn't the right thing to do. Howard said he came in during the song. Howard said they have video of Jordan when Erik walked in. Howard said he just felt bad because he had promised Erik he'd let him in. He said he wasn't thinking of Erik.
Howard said Erik actually was singing with them. He had him isolated. Erik was sort of singing along. Howard said they were professional and they stuck with it. Robin said they had to perform in front of a monster.
Howard said he saw that Wendy the Slow Adult was trying to get on with them too. Howard said he wasn't able to get to her. Howard had her on the phone but she wasn't there. Howard asked if she's there. Wendy was talking to someone else. Howard said that she must be up to no good. Robin said she's not even listening to the phone. Howard said he wasn't going to put her on with the guys.
Howard said sexting with someone when you're married can never work out. Howard asked what she was sexting. She said she was kind of like using double entendre type things. She said he was her physician so she did get to see him.
Howard asked how old she was when she was doing this. She said she's 59 now and she was 58 when she was doing this. She said that she's told she used to look like Cher. Howard asked if she still gets wet. The caller said there's been no reason to. Howard asked if her husband doesn't enter her anymore. She said not really. She said that it's really bad. She said the last time was maybe 5 years ago. She said that she doesn't masturbate either. Howard said he's touching himself right now. He said he just touched the head.
Howard asked the caller if she used to play with herself. She said at times. Howard asked if she touched her clitoris. She said no but Howard said she must. She said she doesn't need to go that deeply. Howard asked if she pressed on that area. She said yes. Howard kept asking and she kept saying ''Oh my god...'' Howard said we're all sexual animals. Howard said especially Fred.
Howard asked when she last had an orgasm. She said it's been months. Howard wanted to get her off but she said she's gardening so she can't do it.
Howard said she's so uptight. He said it's odd that she was the one sexting with her doctor. Howard said she can't calm down. The caller said she's been listening to the show for 30 years now. Howard wanted her to relax and he was trying to help her out. Howard had her take her gardening glove and shove it in her mouth. She said there's a lot of dirt on it. Howard said take the other one and rub it on her ass. She said that's not going to do it. Fred played clips of Ronnie telling her to do things but she wasn't into it. Howard said she's very nervous.
The caller said she wanted to ask Howard for a favor. She said that her husband doesn't like the show. She said that she wants Howard to just play a song from her son's band. Howard said he can almost guarantee it that the band is no good. The caller said that it's rock and roll so he'd like it. Howard said everyone who sends songs in are bad. Howard told her to send it to him anyway. She said the name of the band is Monkey Bite. Howard told her to send the song after he puts her on hold. Howard said he's not going to listen to anyone else's tapes. Howard said he's doing it for her under protest.
Howard said she should be having sex or her vagina is going to rust shut. The caller said that's sort of happened. She said that the gynecologist told her that it's starting to close up. Howard said what he wants her to do is get a shoe horn and see if she can't open that thing up. Howard had the caller hold on so he could have Gary to get her information. Howard said he's going to throw everyone else's band right in the garbage. Howard put her on hold after that.
Robin said she's going to cross her fingers and hope it's the best band Howard's ever heard. Howard said Eddie Van Halen's mom never sent him tapes. Robin said she hopes it works out this time. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about people HIV and how people don't want to ask for a test to confirm or find out if you didn't have it. Robin said they have a National HIV testing day now and that's today. Robin had some audio of someone calling on all New Yorkers and people around the country to get tested.
Howard took a call from a guy who said it just occurred to him that he's been listening since 1982. He said Howard has changed the face of radio in every aspect and beyond. He said Howard doesn't get the credit. He said he was typecast and not treated well. Howard said he was treated like an outcast. The caller said fans have spent so much time listening in the car. He said that he has never called before. Howard thanked him for the call.
Howard said that he was getting embarrassed during that call but he's right. He said there were people who abandoned him during the FCC years and he's kept a list that he checks before each show. Howard said he puts their faces on marbles and shoves them up his ass every morning. Robin asked how they're being punished. Robin said he's doing that to himself. Howard said he should stop.
Robin read a story about Kate Beckinsale turning 43. Robin asked how he let that happen. Robin said she looks great. Robin said she has a 21 year old boyfriend. Howard said that's not good. He said that guy is going to make her feel old. Howard said his wife is always his young, spring chicken. He said you go with a young guy you're going to look your age. Robin said this is Howard's psychological problem. Howard said he looks like a monster. He looks 150. Robin said if Kate wants a 21 year old she should have one. Howard said there were pictures of Charlize Theron in the paper and she looks great. He said you know their vaginas aren't closing up.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's a doctor and he can talk about the woman's vagina closing up. He said he has to treat that. Howard asked what he has to say. The caller said that when you go through menopause you have things that happen and you can treat that with creams. Howard said why bother if you're not getting fucked. Robin said it can be uncomfortable. Howard said maybe the jaws of life could be used. Howard said he's getting nauseated from all of this women and their dry vaginas talk. He let the caller go. He said people do get older and things happen. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin brought up JD and his destination wedding and wondered if he has thought of going outside the country. Howard and Fred did their JD impressions and goofed on him for a short time. Robin said she brought it up because there's certain etiquette that he should be observing. Howard asked if JD has decided on a location yet. JD said they are set on that but that's about it. Howard said he thought they hadn't settled on that yet. JD mumbled something. JD said it should be august of 2018. Howard said JD just celebrated his third year anniversary. He played a song parody about JD after that. Howard said JD and his girlfriend have been living together for a year now. Fred was doing his impression of JD saying ''Good morning pumpkin'' and things like that. Howard asked how things are going. JD said it's all going fine. Howard asked if he's doing sexting or webcam girls. JD said no. He said that she's around a lot more so... Howard asked if the sheets are getting changed. JD said they are.
Howard asked JD what his favorite sexual position is. Howard said he sees him as a doggy man. JD said that does have a nice view. Robin said it's a nice view for her too. JD said alright. Howard let him off the hook after that.
Robin said with destination weddings you may have to pay for some people to travel. JD said they're going to pay for their parents to come out.
Howard said he heard that JD's fiancee is cooking healthy stuff for him but he's not losing with. JD said he doesn't move much. He said he has about a 45 minute walk to work. Robin got back to the etiquette thing and asked if JD is expecting a gift from these people. JD said he's not expecting anything. Howard said he's not going to go to Arizona for his wedding. He said August is his summer too. JD said that's the time he has too. He said her too. Howard said if he has his wedding in his building he'll come. He said JD said he won't invite him. He said he'll get him a gift anyway. He said he's not going on a destination wedding. Howard said he does not want to be bothered. Especially during the summer.
Howard said weddings are a pain in the ass. He said he waits all year for a couple of weekends in the summer. He said that you have July and August and that's it. He said he's not going to interrupt his weekend for a wedding. He said that's what he'll tell people. He said he just wants to be with his wife. He said just leave him alone. Howard said you finally get a nice weekend and then there's a wedding. He said that's ridiculous. Howard said he's glad JD found a woman. He said he's still in shock over that. Howard said he loves him but he's not going to a wedding in August. Howard said that's the time he wants to be home. Howard said Fred had the best wedding. He didn't even invite him. Howard said Fred is still married to a lovely woman. He said he just spent time talking to her recently.
Robin read a story about how if you're highly active that your biological age is younger than people who are sedentary or moderately active. Robin read the details of this study and what they say people should be doing. Howard said he doesn't think he's doing intense enough work outs. Howard said he took a good long look at his body last night. He said he got nude and it's so depressing. Howard said Robin wouldn't bang him under any circumstances. Robin said he probably has a very nice body. Howard said his ass is full of something. He said his belly isn't tight. He doesn't even have a 2 pack. He said he has a gunt and he has cellulite in his ass. Howard said it's really depressing. He said he tries to run and all of that but it's not working.
Howard said even last night he ordered his Eggplant parm and spaghetti. He almost threw out some of the spaghetti but he ate it all. He said he's going to look like shit either way. Robin asked if it could be worse. Howard said it could. Howard said he got Chinese on Sunday night and he even took the sauce on it instead of having it on the side. Howard said it's crazy.
Howard said he watched ''Logan'' on Sunday. He said he liked it. Robin said she thought it was good. Howard said he doesn't like Logan without his powers. Robin said it was a good movie. Howard said he liked Dr. Strange. He said he watched that on his iPad. He said Ralph got mad at him for doing that. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said Benjy wants to come in and tell him he has nice legs. He let him come in. Benjy came in and said he likes Howard's face and hair. He said he thinks he has a great look. He said Howard has real long legs and he has what women love. He said he has the hair and the legs. Howard asked about the face. Benjy said if he got naked and bent over slightly he probably has a great ass. Howard said it's not good. Benjy said he'd like to see it. He said he'll give him his honest opinion. Howard said he's embarrassing him. Howard said he doesn't have a great ass.
Howard thanked Benjy and took a call from a guy who said he wanted to compliment Benjy. He took the call from the guys in the back who were complimenting his balding head and blotchy skin among other things. Howard said it's better not to talk to Benjy. He said he likes the guy though.
Robin read a story about Bill Cosby and his speaking tour where he'll talk about sexual assault accusations. Robin said that his spokesperson came on and said that's not what the tour is going to be about. Howard said good idea. Robin said they say that Cosby will have to be back in court again because a woman in California has accused him of doing stuff to her when she was just 15 years old at the Playboy Mansion. Robin said there are still a few cases out there. Howard had a fake commercial for the Bill Cosby restoring his legacy tour.
Robin read a story about John McEnroe making some comments on NPR about Serena Williams. Robin had some audio of him talking about how she's the best female tennis player in the world. He said if she was a man she'd be like the 700th best in the world. Robin said that she could beat a man higher than 700th in the world. Robin said in John's world you can only be the greatest in the world if you're a man. Howard said he sees what she's saying. Howard said it sounds like he's in big trouble. Howard dropped a piece of melon on the floor so he was searching for that so he was off mic. Robin said Serena asked him to keep her name out of his statements that are not factually based. Howard said he gets that. Robin said she's the best player in the world because she doesn't play men. Howard said he wants to understand. Robin said you judge them by their sport. Howard asked if you're the best at chess you can beat everyone. He asked if she can beat everyone. Robin said on any given day when she's at her best no one can beat her in her sport. Howard said he sees what she's saying. Howard said he's having a hard time with this. Fred had Robin's news theme playing during that. Howard said he's still having a hard time with this. He said the best basketball player is Lebron James. Robin said they don't say that he should be able to beat every woman at everything. Robin said women always have that qualifier.
Robin read a story about the White House briefings getting attention because they're only audio and not video anymore. Robin said things are getting tense over this. Robin said they called an off camera briefing yesterday and he was being called out about it. Robin had some audio of Jim Acosta asking why not turn them on. Howard asked what that is. He asked why they're not allowing cameras in the press briefing room. Howard said it's weird. Robin had some audio from that and Spicer said some days they'll be on and some they won't. Howard said it's just weird. He was still looking for his fruit piece on the floor. He said it's a piece of pineapple. Gary asked if he wants him to come in with a flashlight. Howard said he can do it after the show.
Robin had some audio of Chuck Schumer calling the new health care plan ''nonsense.'' Howard was still thinking about the Sean Spicer no camera rule. Howard said he can't figure that out.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was doing his Mad Dog Russo impression. He wanted to comment on the Serena Williams thing. He told Howard and Robin about women taking on men and how you can't do that. Robin asked why they have to be compared. Sour Mad Dog said that's what you do. Robin was arguing with Sour Shoes like this was a real argument. Howard said he likes that she's arguing with Sour Mad Dog. Howard asked Sour if Spicer should turn the camera on. Sour Mad Dog said he thinks he should. Sour Mad Dog freaked yelling out so Howard let him go.
Robin read more about the new health care bill and what's going on with that. She had some audio of Chuck Schumer talking about that.
Robin read a story about how the Supreme Court is going to allow the travel ban that Trump put in place. Robin said the President was declaring a victory but the ACLU is saying that it's not lifted completely so it's still largely intact. Robin had some audio of someone commenting on that.
Robin had some audio of President Trump talking about North Korea and how we have to deal with that regime quickly. Robin wondered what Kim Jong Un is going to think of that.
Robin read about how Syria might be getting ready to carry out another chemical attack. Robin said that they appear to be getting ready for that.
Robin read a story about Trump announcing who he wants in charge of the FBI.
Robin read a story about how you should not scratch mosquito bites. Robin had audio of someone talking about how that makes it itch even more if you scratch it. Howard said he hates mosquitos. He said he doesn't get why they exist.
Robin said Alec Baldwin will be back on Saturday Night Live next season. She wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about how he has to finish his coffee so he can be shot out of a cannon. He said it'll be great for him and for you. Howard said he has a large coffee. He said he looks so forward to his breakfast. He has some yogurt and some coffee and he dreams about it. Robin said that's a nice cup. Howard said it's the official coffee of the NY Mets.
Howard had a clip of fake Joan Rivers telling them they have Ice-T coming in today. Howard asked how long he's been on that TV show. Robin said since the beginning. Howard said it's been like 19 years. He said he's got a band called Body Count that he's into. Howard said he has a metal band. Howard said they did a soundtrack for G.I. Joe. He said they did a remake of ''Hey Joe'' and he plays that all the time. Howard said he thinks his heart is in metal music. Robin said she thought he was into pimping. Howard said it was but he can't do that now that he's on TV.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's confused. He asked how he doesn't have to take a shit after drinking his coffee every morning. Howard said he might not believe this but tomorrow when he has his breakfast 5 minutes later he will make a bowel movement after his coffee and yogurt. He said when he's at work he has no desire to go. He said he never makes a doody there. He asked how that's possible. He said it's all in your head. Robin said everything is regulated by your nervous system. Howard told her to come over there and take her clothes off. Howard said what he means to say is that it's amazing that this involuntary function isn't so involuntary. Robin said it's not involuntary. Robin said you have the ability to stop it. Howard said he doesn't even feel he has to go. Robin said he's in a relaxed situation. Robin said his body knows where it is. Howard said that's something.
The caller said he has amazing control over that. Howard said he has a super power. Howard said he has no feeling to go right now. He said if he was home he would have to doody. Robin said he's free at work. Howard said he doesn't feel free there. He said he's a different guy when he's home sitting in a room with his paint. Robin said that he can get disturbed if someone is around. Howard said he can't make doody when Beth is around.
The caller asked if he ever drinks iced coffee. Howard said no! and said it's not real coffee. He said it's made to be hot. Howard said his mom used to make it and drink it but that's not for him. He said he likes ice in water. Robin said ice is for tea. Howard said that's right.
Howard said Steve from Florida is coming in to win back his Bobo name. Howard said it's been like a year since he lost the name. Howard said he was near suicidal when he lost it. He said he'd let him win it back at some point.
Howard said he has to review why Steve lost his name. Howard said they need to review. Howard said Bobo called in last year and said the presidential race is lie a bachelor party and waking up the next morning not knowing what's going on. Howard said he crowbared that into the show and he knew it wasn't Bobo's thought. They later learned that Steve stole the joke from Greg Gutfeld. Howard played clips of both of those things. Howard said he called Steve out on that and he explained why he didn't credit the guy. Howard played a clip of Steve talking about why he didn't credit the guy.
After all of that they made Steve from Florida write an essay and he got a grade of D. Howard said in December he lost his name and he was banned from the show for 2 weeks. Howard said Steve thought he had lost his legacy when he lost his name Bobo. Howard said he had built a legacy of stupid. California Bobo said that they're losing their legacy. Howard said he knows.
Howard said Bobo hates all of the fake Bobo's. He said this has been brutal for him. Howard said what he has designed today is something that's not easy. He said Bobo may not be able to perform this.
Howard had the guys bring Steve in. Howard said his hair looks like a full wig now. Steve said it's still his hair on the sides. Howard said they look like two separate things. Robin said it always looks like his wig is floating above his head. Howard said he doesn't think he's going to be able to do this challenge today.
Howard said they're going to send Steve out on the street in front of FOX News and he will have people ringing a bell and saying ''shame'' as he walks around. Steve didn't know they were going to be in front of FOX News. Howard said he looks like a gay motorcycle cop today. Howard said they have cameras too. Howard said it's rush hour now too. He said it's peak time. Robin said this is when they're supposed to do it.
Howard said they have lined up people to say ''shame'' and they will have Elephant Boy, High Pitch Erik and Asian Pete coming in to audition for the job. Howard said that Bobo is going to be almost naked out there. He said they have a bunch of things for him to wear. He said he may have to wear period panties. He said Steve is going to have to walk around and he's going to have to yell things out that he tells him to say. He said the catch is if he doesn't yell out what he says he loses his name Bobo and also loses his name Steve. He said he will be ''Blank from Florida.'' Howard said if he really fucks it up he'll lose Florida and be Blank from Blank. Howard said if he tells him to say ''My name is Steve and I make doody in my underpants'' he has to yell it out. Howard said he will lose his name Steve if he doesn't do it.
Steve asked if he does manage to do this then what. Howard said if he does it all he'll be Bobo from Florida. Steve asked if he can't take it away. Howard said he can if he fucks up again. Howard said that's it.
Howard said right now they're going to audition the shame thing. Howard said Steve has a speedo on right now. He said he's going to tell them about the guys coming in for the ''Shame'' audition. Howard said Steve is really out of shape. He told him to go change into the Mankini. Robin wasn't impressed with that. Howard said it covers up too much.
Howard said he asked Elephant Boy to come in and he wasn't able to come in without this girl coming in. He said Asian Pete had to bring Medicated Pete with him. He said that High Pitch Erik had to get a plug for something. Howard said Bobo needed a hotel and they told him to go fuck himself. Howard said he needed an Uber because he's afraid of taking the subway because of terrorism.
Howard had Fred the Elephant Boy come in after that. High Pitch Erik came in wearing some weird outfit. Howard said the shirt is too tight. Howard said he looks so fat. Erik said he's not fat. He said he looks like a rapper in this. Robin said he looks like he's been wrapped. She said he looks like he's in baby pajamas. Howard said it looks ridiculous. He said it's like casual Wednesday around there.
Howard said he has to audition Erik. He asked if he knows what he has to do. Erik said he has to run the bell of shame. Howard had him audition. Erik was ringing it and saying ''Shame'' over and over.
Howard got to Asian Pete and asked why his eyes are closed. Pete said they are open. Howard said he can't see. Howard said he knows he's Asian but he didn't notIce-That his eyes barely open. Howard count get over it. Howard asked Pete how he's been. Pete said he's good. He asked what he does all day. Pete said he just calls people all day on his cell phone. Howard said maybe the lights are too bright in there. He said his eyes are still closed. Howard said they're barely open. Pete said he never noticed and never looked in the mirror. Howard asked if he drives. Pete said no. Howard said good.
Howard asked Pete if he's been dating a girl for a year. He said he has. He hasn't done anything other than kiss her though. Howard asked why that is. Pete said it's too soon. Howard asked if that's his idea. Pete said it is. Howard asked what's going on there. Howard asked if she wants sex. Pete said no. Howard asked why. Pete said it's too early. He said she's 29. Robin asked if she has had sex with anyone else. Pete didn't answer. Howard asked if he has seen her naked. Pete said no. Howard said it must be torture. Pete said sometimes. Howard asked how long he has to wait for boobs. Pete said maybe 2 years. Robin asked how he ever gets to vagine. Pete said maybe 3 years.
Howard said he's a gentleman. Howard asked if he gets a boner. Pete said he does. Howard asked if he knows what a boner is. Pete said that's when your penis goes up. Howard asked if Erik knows what a boner is. Erik said it's when your penis gets hard like a Sabrett hot dog.
Howard asked if Erik ever figured out what face fucking is. Erik said no. Howard asked Pete if he knows what that is. Pete's eyes opened up. Howard asked if he has pink eye or something. Pete said no.
Howard asked Pete if he tongue kisses his girl. Pete said he does. Howard said Erik should learn from him. Howard said she must want it so bad. Howard said it's a long, slow tease. Pete said that's the whole purpose. Howard said he likes Pete. He said he wishes more men were like him.
Howard asked Pete how he and Medicated Pete became friends. Pete said it was from the show. He mumbled something unintelligible after that. Howard asked if they have deep conversation. Pete said they eat together. Howard said Medicated Pete is a messy eater.
Howard said Elephant Boy must feel good about his speech after that. Fred said he does. Howard said he makes him look like Superman.
Howard had Medicated Pete come in. Howard said he didn't know he was hanging out with Asian Pete. Howard asked what's happening. Pete was asking what's happening to everyone in the studio. Howard would ask what's up and Pete would repeat after him and ask the same thing. They went back and forth with that for a minute. Asian Pete said they still hang out. Robin asked if he can imagine them hanging out in a bar.
Howard asked to hear what a conversation sounds like between the two Petes. Asian Pete said something and Medicated Pete didn't understand him. Howard had them keep going. They were talking about what they're up to and hanging out at the beach. Howard said he thinks it's Asian Pete's turn. They ran out of things to say.
Howard said that they should keep going. Howard said this is like his conversations with Fred. Robin said in a restaurant they'd ask what they're going to have. Medicated Pete said they've had sushi together before. They talked a little bit about that and other foods they like.
Robin said she can't wait for the waiter to show up. Howard said they should talk about pussy. Robin said they don't know anything about that.
Howard said Asian Pete has to ring the bell and say ''Shame'' to audition. Asian Pete did his thing and he got the part. Howard said that was a good audition. California Bobo asked if he'll be able to see when the ring the bell. Howard said he's afraid he's going to walk into traffic.
Howard said Erik and Pete have passed the audition. Howard said he has to talk to Elephant Boy now. Howard asked if he and Erik are getting along. Elephant Boy said he's doing okay. He said that he and Erik still have issues. He was going on and on about something about Erik but it didn't make much sense. Howard asked if Pete understood that. Pete said yes but Howard didn't understand.
Elephant Boy said he has a gig for Erik if he's interested. Howard said he heard that Elephant Boy got a pacemaker last year. Elephant Boy said he did. He said he'll be 59 this year. Howard asked if he's doing okay. Elephant Boy said he's fine. Howard said they're fascinating guys.
Howard said it's time to see Steve from Florida's next outfit. Howard had the guys bring Steve in dressed in his Mankini. He came in and Howard said that's the outfit. Robin was cracking up. Howard told JD to get some pictures of that. Howard was cracking up too. Howard asked Asian Pete if he's ever seen anything like that. Pete said ''Uh, no.'' Steve said the only thing worse would be the period panties. Howard said no way they're worse. Howard had the guys yell shame at him and ring the bell. All three of them were ringing and saying ''shame.''
Howard said Steve has to repeat after him too. He said he has one second to say it. Erik said if he loved the show so much he'd do this. Howard said he is doing it. Howard said they get it.
Steve said he has had this name Bobo for 30 years and he's still there. Howard said his name is his legacy. Steve said it's something he has in his regular life and not his professional life. Howard said he has almost no package and his ass is hanging out. Howard said he has to make one complete around the FOX building. Howard said these guys will shame him. Howard said if he passes his name will be reinstated. Howard said he will be ''blank from Florida'' if he doesn't complete this. Steve said he really doesn't want this. He said it's horrible. He asked Howard to call off the TMZ guys. Howard asked if they're out there. Steve said he thinks they will be.
Howard asked what's up with Bobo's body. He said he has fat hanging off the side. Howard asked who Robin would choose out of these guys. Robin asked Bobo to turn around. She cracked up when she saw the back. Howard said he did a lot of sitting as a driving instructor. Howard said his penis is camera shy too.
Howard said the guys all know what they have to do. He told them to get through it. He said he's going to be Bobo or ''Blank from Florida'' or maybe even ''Blank from Blank.''
Howard took a call from Mark in Boston who said they have to have an internet vote for this. Howard said they don't need to do that. Howard said give the guy a chance.
Howard took a call from San Diego Bobo who said they should make him wear his wig like a Merkin. Howard said he's doing enough today. Robin asked if that outfit is legal. She said he might have a record after that. Steve said he has to go out with a black cape just in case. Howard said he isn't going to wear it unless he has to.
Howard took a call from Virginia Bobo who asked who is easier to understand, Asian Pete or JD. Howard said he thinks that Pete and JD are brothers. He said JD's eyes are closed too. Howard said way to go to Asian Pete for getting a girl. He said he's like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman because he's waiting and being a gentleman.
Erik said on his way there he was screaming at people on the street. He said he brought his friend Nikki there with him. He said he's so in love with her. Howard asked if it's more than Jolie. Erik said she will kiss him on the lips. Howard said he has to see that. Howard had the guys bring her in. Erik said she has a husband. He said he has the hots for her husband too. He said she tried to cut his toenails the other day. She sent the video to Gary.
Howard had the guys bring in Nikki. Howard said she's not interested in Erik sexually. Erik said they love each other. Howard asked what's going on with these women. Howard said she's pretty hot. Howard asked if she's interested in him sexually. Nikki said she loves him. She said she kisses him occasionally. Erik said his lips have to be dry. Nikki said that Boots used to kiss her. She said she loves Erik very much. She said she's married so she wouldn't do him. She said her husband isn't gay so she won't do a threesome. Nikki said they've been friends for so long now. Howard asked to see her kiss him on the lips. Nikki said Howard is her hall pass. Howard had them kiss. Howard sounded like he was going to throw up. Erik said sometimes he touches her ''you know what.'' Howard asked if he touches her breasts. Nikki said he likes to say things and that's not true. Erik said sometimes he smacks her behind sometimes. He said he's slept in the same bed together. She said it's with her and her friends. Howard asked if Erik gets a boner. Erik said he snores too much. Howard said she's pretty hot.
Howard asked Erik what he was doing. He was grabbing boob. He said they do that when they're alone. Nikki said that's not true. She told him no. Howard said when she says no he has to stop. Erik said he knows that. Howard said they have to get to Steve from Florida so they're going to take a break. Howard said they talked to everyone and now it's Steve's turn. He has to walk around the block in his Mankini. He said America is on pins and needles. Howard said only Steve can make this happen. He said they have him in a Mankini with Elephant Boy, Asian Pete and High Pitch Erik shaming him. He said the Bobo name could disappear forever. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard said they're going to go out to the street and he's going to instruct Steve from Florida on what to say. Howard said he's going to have the guys yelling ''shame'' at Steve.
Howard asked if they're on the street. Gary was out there and Steve was taking his clothes off by the FOX News building. Howard had Steve start walking and had the guys saying ''Shame'' while ringing the bell. Howard asked what's going on down there. Gary said he's walking now. Elephant Boy, High Pitch Erik and Asian Pete were all ringing bells and saying ''Shame'' while Steve walked. Howard had Steve yell out that he stole Greg Gutfeld's speech. He had him yelling out he's a disgusting liar and that he has no morals. Howard had Steve saying he's an annoying phone caller and a bald asshole. Howard told him to yell out that seatbelts are for losers. Howard asked how the crowd is out there. Gary said everyone has their phone out and they're taking pictures.
Howard had Steve yell out that he sucks at math. He had him say that everyone should text while driving. Howard told him to yell that out. He did it. Howard told him to say you should all drink while driving. Steve was hesitating. Howard said he better not do that again. Howard had him yell out that his kids think he's a douche bag. Steve yelled it out again. Howard had him yell out he's a terrible driving instructor and that he killed John Kennedy. Howard had him yell out he has herpes. Howard had him do it louder. Steve yelled it out. Howard had him say ''Rest in peace bin Laden.'' Gary said the crowd is getting bigger and bigger. Howard had him yell out that New York is for losers. Steve did it.
Gary said that people see him and they're all crossing the street. Howard told Steve to say he's an idiot and he's stupid and that he has skid mark in his underpants. He had him yell out ''Sandusky rules!'' Steve was doing it all. Howard told him to yell out ''Free Jared from Subway.'' The crowd was turning on him. Robin told Howard to have him yell out that his beautiful hair is not real. Steve did it all. Steve yelled out that 2+2 is 7. He yelled out that he loves reach around.
Howard had Steve yell out that his hair was eaten off by an alligator. He had to yell out that he's a huge dope. Howard had him say his uncle fingers him. Steve hesitated. Howard told him to yell it out. Howard had him say it louder. Steve had to say he has a baby dick. Howard told Gary to tell the crowd to join in with the shaming. There was a guy who said he's the worst caller. He said he will never pay back for the crimes he's committed.
Howard said this is the final thing he has to yell out. He had him say ''I'm curious about penis but I'm not gay.'' Steve's microphone cut out. Howard had him yell out he masturbates way too much. He did it. Howard told him to say ''Shame on me. I paid for this hair!'' Steve did it. Howard said he's a defeated man. Howard said he thinks he won back the Bobo name.
Howard said he can celebrate now. He said he got his Bobo name back. Howard played a song parody about Bobo being the worst caller in Stern Show history. They went to break after that.
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Howard said not everyone is celebrating. He said some people are upset. Howard took a call from a guy who said he needs to shut the show down. He said Bobo hesitated at least 3 times. Howard said he feels he's being too kind. Howard said he's going to shut the show down then. Howard said he's right. Howard said Bobo won his name back. The caller said he doesn't need this headache anymore. He said that bald fuck ruins the show.
Howard said he has to let Bobo come in with an acceptance speech. Howard said they'll shut down the show after that. Howard said JD just passed out when he heard they're shutting the show down.
Howard said he has to thank High Pitch Erik and the other guys for coming in. Howard said Erik is going to be celebrity bar tending at the Smiling Moose in Pittsburgh on July 3 and 4. He said he agreed to give him that plug.
Howard had Bobo come in dressed in his Mankini. Howard asked where they got that from. Jason said they found it on Amazon. Howard said it's amazing. Bobo said he felt very self conscious. Howard said people were crossing the street to get away from him. Bobo said they were.
Howard said Bobo looks very odd. Robin said Bobo doesn't think his hair looks bad so he doesn't think his body looks bad.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he did hesitate. Bobo said he did repeat it nice and loud. The caller said they should just give him ''Bo'' back. He said maybe ''Bo the Douche.'' Howard said they're going to give him the full name back.
Howard took a call from Wheels who said he's glad to have his dumb, stupid ass back. Howard asked if Bobo has learned his lesson. Bobo said he has. He said he won't steal anything and if he does he'll give credit from now on.
Bobo wrote a speech so he got into that. He was reading and JD was cracking up at what he was wearing. Bobo was going on too long so Howard shut him down. Howard said he's closing down the show. Howard had Fred play him off. Fred had music playing to play him off. Howard turned down his microphone and played a song parody about Bobo being back.
Howard asked what Bobo had on the last page of his speech. Bobo read some of that but Fred played him off again. they played another song parody about Bobo being back.
Howard said he thinks Steve from Florida is a better name than Bobo. Bobo said Howard built him into a peripheral character 30 years ago. He said they wouldn't be anything without Howard. Howard asked what the best part about getting Bobo back is. Bobo said having the name back is what he started from and he feels so connected to the show. He said he had a feeling of self disconnect from the show when he was Steve from Florida. Howard laughed. Bobo said he feels a connection. He said that was off the cuff. Howard said when he reads it's brutal. He said Bobo is back. He asked if he dyes his eyebrows. Bobo said he did it once a while back. Howard said it looks weird. He said he's doing something with his eyebrows. Bobo said he did it a while back. He said he had to make his eye brows light brown. He said in order to blend it in he had to do something.
Bobo said he had his eyebrows shaved once and they never grew back right. Howard said he should just grow them out like a normal man. Howard said he's looking at himself too much. Robin said nothing is going to make that toupee look like it belongs up there. Howard said it looks like he has two caterpillars walking across his eyes. Bobo said he has to let them grow out. Howard said he's doing something to them. Bobo said he did clip them with the scissors. Howard said he has been doing it on a regular basis. Bobo said he did it a couple of weeks ago. Howard said the truth drips out of this guy. He told him to stop clipping his eye brows.
Howard had Fred go look at the eyebrows. Fred looked and said ''What the fuck?'' He told him that he had to do something but Howard said he's over doing it. Howard said he's looking too close.
Howard said that some people are going to want them to shut the show down after this. Howard let Bobo go after that. Howard said there he goes in his Mankini. Fred said he has such a flat ass. He said nothing goes down there.
The caller went into a room that was echoing so Howard turned on his echo and did the same back to him. Howard asked what he can do for him. The caller said he has a question about America's Got Talent. He asked if he misses being treated like a king there. Howard said he doesn't miss anything about that show. He said they treated him fine there but he doesn't miss it. Howard said he didn't want to make a career out of it. He said he did it for 4 seasons and it was nice. He doesn't miss it though.
Howard said he and his wife were laying in bed watching the Bachelorette and Beth said he was sweaty. He said she was the one sweating. He said it was a little gross. He said that he explained to her that they were together and they didn't have to lay on each other. Howard said Beth gets super attracted to him because the guys on The Bachelorette are such douche bags. Howard said they're all not at work so they have to be douche bags. Howard said they're all in their 20s and not working.
Howard said he found it odd that America's Got Talent was up against The Bachelorette last night. He said it'll be interesting to see the ratings. Robin said she noticed that Simon is doing that thing he did on the X-Factor that ruined that show. Robin said it's that fake move where he has a rivalry with someone on the panel of judges. Robin said Howard used to make fun of Mel B for being in the Spice Girls and he's doing that now. Howard said Simon is such a douche. He said he's goofing on Mel B but ''she actually did something you cunt.'' Howard said he fucked his friend's wife and got her pregnant. Howard said at least wear a rubber. He said if he ever did that he'd wear a condom. Howard said that guy's only talent is telling someone they can sing.
Howard said he doesn't miss America's Got Talent. He said that NBC fired him in the 80s and then they had him back on TV to do America's Got Talent. Howard said he just got over being on that show. He said you can't build a career being a judge. He said it's fun for a little while and then you walk away. Howard said he loved Nick and he loved seeing him with his pussy posse. He said he had like 50 chicks walking in an out of there. Howard said he used to laugh when he'd walk into his trailer. Howard said he had a good time with his posse. He said he enjoyed that.
Howard said Nick has a posse and he told them to slow him down. He said he was fucking too much and he told them to get him to slow down. Howard said Nick gets tons of pussy. Robin said he's gotten very political lately. Robin said he was in the city the publicize this guy who was accused of a crime he may not have committed. Howard said he's like Dick Gregory. Howard said he liked him better on America's Got Talent but he'll take him any way he can get him.
Howard said he thinks that Heidi wanted him. He said she kept saying she wanted to meditate with him. He said he thinks that means she wanted it from him. Howard said he said to her that he's not a meditation teacher. Howard said if he was single he would have fucked her. He said he's married though. Robin said if he had made no moves would she have jumped on him. Howard said he thinks so. He asked if he's crazy to think that.
Howard asked the caller what he's doing to make so much noise. He said it sounds like he's cleaning his garage. The caller said he's just in the hall at work. Howard asked where he works. The caller said he does research. Howard asked if it's for government. The caller, Gray, said yes. Howard asked if he's investigating Trump. Gray said no. He did say that the health care bill is going to fuck 22 million people. Howard asked Gray if he's really a government guy who researches. He said he is. Robin asked if it's top secret. Gray said it's not.
Howard said he loves when people are up to stuff. Howard asked who shot JFK. Gray said he doesn't know. Howard asked what he could be investigating. Howard asked if it's alien research. Gray said no. Howard wondered what he was up to. Robin asked if he's developing the tax cut. Gray said he is not. Howard said Trump is his boss technically then. Howard asked if he's with the American government. Gray said he is. Howard asked if he's in the FBI. Gray said no. Howard asked what he could be. Howard said he kind of digs this.
Howard said he does research. Howard wondered what he's working on. Gray said he doesn't want to say. Howard said he wishes he could have a job like that. He'd like to be able to tell chicks he's working on top secret stuff.
Howard said he has to go anyway. Gray said he has another America's Got Talent question. Howard didn't understand what he was saying because of the echo. Howard said he really has to go. Gray asked what he thinks of the stupid shtick they do on America's Got Talent these days. Howard said he doesn't watch now. He said the formula works for the show. He said they replaced Nick with Tyra and replaced him with Simon and it still works if you like that kind of show. Howard said it'll do fine without competition.
Howard let Gray go and took a call from a guy who said he's a hypocrite giving Steve his name back. He asked if he's going to give Benjy his chair back too. Howard said use your fucking head. He said Bobo isn't playing with a full deck and he just gave him a chance to win his name back. The caller asked if Benjy is getting Jackie's chair next. Howard said just trust him with the show. He told the guy to go have fun.
Howard said the whole thing is just fun an absurd. He said it's just a fun thing. Don't think about it so much. Howard said they're filling 4 hours a day for you so just deal with it. Howard said he's going to talk to Ice-T next. He did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
Howard came back an said Ice-T is there. He said he believes he was the original Ice. He said there are other ices. Howard said he's a fan of his band Body Count. Howard said people think of him as a rap guy but he always liked metal music. Howard said there were bands that were combining the two and that's what Body Count did. Ice-T said when he was growing up he lived with his cousin and his cousin thought he was Jimi Hendrix. He said he liked KLOS and KMET out there. He said he was forced to listen to rock and roll. He said if you are stuck listening to it you will pick up songs that you will like. Howard said it freaks some people out that he's in a metal band. Ice-T said he was forced to listen to it so he knew everyone from Mott the Hoople to J Geils Band to everyone like that. Howard said there's always like one black guy at the Van Halen concerts. Robin said she's not sure why that would freak anyone out. She said they're a minority anywhere they go.
Howard said Body Count did a song for G.I. Joe. Howard said that's when they did the cover of ''Hey Joe.'' Howard played some of that and said he really likes it. He said he can't even say why he likes it so much but he odes. Howard asked if he changed it around at all. Ice-T said he just did it the way it was.
Ice-T said that the word was out on the street that he likes the band. Howard said he has a play list he plays when he's painting and this is one of the songs on his list. He said it inspires him.
Howard said it's kind of mind blowing that he's been on that TV show for 19 years. Ice-T said that he's done 5 shows with Dick Wolf. He said he was on NY Under Cover. Howard said he must be his good luck charm. Ice-T said Dick has said he has a good work ethic. He also thinks he brings a bit of reality to the shows. Howard said he plays cops on the shows and it must have been a shock to some people. Ice-T said he had an album out called Original Gangsters and he was asked to play a cop in New Jack City. He said he comes from the hood. Howard said he wants to go through that.
Howard said Ice-T's mom died when he was in third grade. Howard said that's got to be tough. He asked if he has any memories of her. Ice-T said he has some. He said his mother was a very fair skinned black woman. He said his father was dark skinned. He said racism was something in his household. He said that it was unaccepted in their house. He said they looked like an interracial couple. Howard said it's weird. Howard said back in those days the light skinned blacks were more accepted. He said he must have been getting it from all sides. Ice-T said that racism went out of his life very early on.
Howard asked what happened to his mom. Ice-T said that she had a heart attack. He said he was sitting with her watching Batman. He said that the ambulance came and they told him his mother had passed. He said he didn't cry. He said he was just wondering what happens to him next. Howard asked if he was afraid his father was going to give him away. Ice-T said he just didn't know. He said his aunt lived behind them and his father put him with her and he kept working and then he passed. Hard said that was when Ice-T was just 12.
Howard asked if he has ever credit about his mom. Ice-T said he hasn't. He said it doesn't have an indent on him. He said he was in high school when his father died and they called him into the offIce-To tell him. Howard asked if he's afraid of heart disease. Ice-T said not really. He said he's healthy. Robin asked if he has lived longer than they did. Ice-T said he has. He said when he found out about his dad dying he wondered again what was going to happen to him. Howard said it had to be scary. Ice-T said he got shipped to Los Angeles for the summer and then they sent all of his clothes out there. He said he was forced to live out there.
Howard said it was nice of his aunt to take him in. Howard asked if he liked her. Ice-T said he was bitter at the whole situation. He said that he had nothing to say about it and he was just shipped out there. He said he didn't have friends and all of that. Robin said he was just uprooted and put in a strange place. Howard said it's odd that he didn't cry. Howard said he knows he has to stay tough. Ice-T said the last time he credit was when he lost his dog. He said when he lost his dog it was weird. He said he's had friends pass and he didn't cry. He said it killed him when his dog died. Howard said that dog relied on him and that dog is like him in a sense. Ice-T said the dog loved him. He said it might be what Howard says. Howard said he missed out on his mother and father's love and he had a dog that loved him. He said it's sad.
Robin said there's an unconditional love you get from dogs. Howard said he had a bulldog. Ice-T said that he knows Howard's wife from that. He said he's involved in bulldog rescue. Howard said he gets why he likes dogs more than people.
Howard asked Ice-T about going to his aunt's place and how he doesn't go to the safer school, he goes to the all black school in a dangerous neighborhood. Ice-T said he got shipped to a white high school and it was cool. He said when he went to High School it was closer to walk to Crenshaw. He said that's where the gangs were and all of that. Howard asked if he wanted to learn about that. Ice-T said he's never been afraid of anything except disease. He said anything he can fight he's never been afraid of. He said no one could scare him. He was a kid by himself. Howard said that's where he was exposed to gangs. Howard asked what kept him out of the gangs. Ice-T said he was living in a cooler neighborhood. He said that the gang kids came from another place. He said he wasn't connected to those neighborhoods.
Howard said the name Ice-T came from some poet that he liked. Ice-T said that it was Iceberg Slim. Hard said people confuse the Ices out there. Howard said he's the original. Howard asked if he was upset that Ice Cube came out with that name. Ice-T said he was a friend of his so that was cool. He said he came out of L.A. and he felt good about him. He said that he was one of the first rappers out of L.A. and he needed help so he was glad that they came out of L.A. too.
Howard said that Ice-T started into a life of crime. Ice-T said he was a gang affiliate. He said he wasn't in the gang yet. He said he was affiliated so he didn't have any problems. He said he knew the kids in school and he didn't have those problems with the gangs. Howard said he never did drugs. Ice-T said he didn't do drugs and never drank or smoked weed. Howard asked why not. Ice-T said he felt that being high would compromise his position. He said he had nobody and if he hit the ground no one had the job to pick him up. Howard asked if he was afraid of going to jail. Ice-T said he had to be on point and he still has that. Howard asked if his aunt was ignoring all of this. He said she was cool. He said he's go to school and come home and just kept doing that. He said he left her house when he was 17. Howard said he had no one sitting there spelling out rules for him. Ice-T said he had his own place in 12th grade. He said there was a lot of partying going on. He said they used to get like a bushel of weed and his friends would roll joints all day and night. He said that's how he ended up with his daughter. Howard said he had to make money after that.
Ice-T said the hustles were selling weed and stuff like that. He said he was breaking into cars and taking stereos. He said they weren't getting rich from that. Ice-T said that he had an apartment and it didn't take much to double his income. Howard asked if he married the girl he had the daughter with. Ice-T said he didn't. He said he had the kid at 18.
Howard said that Ice-T joined the military so he could raise his kid. Ice-T said he had to do something responsible. He said he went into the Army and went in for the uniforms. He said he didn't go the airborne because he'd have a red beret. He said he went with the black beret. He said he asked what the green beret is. He said that was 52 weeks of training and that was too long for him. He said he got qualified and went to training. Howard said it's amazing you make these decisions as a kid. Howard said no thought really went into this. Ice-T said he was very strong from doing athletics in school.
Howard asked if he was getting tons of pussy in high school. Ice-T said the only pussy he had he got pregnant. He said it hadn't happened for him yet. Howard said no one handed him a rubber. Ice-T said there was a lot going on back then. He said he had to know what a rubber was and he didn't know. He said that was back in the day they weren't teaching that stuff. Ice-T said he didn't know he could get a girl pregnant so quick.
Howard said he must have wondered what the fuck happened. Ice-T said that it was nice to have family.
Ice-T said when he was in the military he did that for 4 years and then he was back with his boys. He said then they were really breaking the law. He said they were robbing banks and jewelry stores. Howard said he got shot in a robbery. Ice-T said he got shot through the leg. Howard asked what that felt like. Ice-T said he didn't feel it until he got into the car. He said he just went like ''Whoo... that bitch shot me.'' He said he just wrapped up his leg after that. He said you can't go to the hospital with a gunshot wound.
Howard said Ice-T got caught for stealing a rug. Howard said he was put in military jail for that. Ice-T said in the military he had a Sargent who knew they had some special skills. He said they'd go out and steal the shit for this guy. He said this guy wanted an infantry blue rug so he saw one and he went to steal it for the guy. He said they went in and cut a big patch of the rug out of the middle of the guest house. He said they got busted because no one came to pick them up. He said they put it in a cab and the cab driver ratted. He said what ended up happening was he got put in military jail. He said they made a mistake and gave him his $2,500 bonus while he was in jail. He said it was in cash. He said he basically escaped from that jail.
Howard asked if Ice-T learned a lot in the military that he used in his life of crime. Ice-T said he did. He said they teach you a lot of things like how to case out what you're going to do and planning. Ice-T said he wasn't much for being arrested or incarcerated. He said he never wanted to do that again.
Howard asked how he became a pimp. Ice-T said that was more of an attempted pimp. He said he was never really a pimp. He said it's really difficult. Ice-T said he was around a cat who told him he had this look and he didn't seem to be into women that much. He said he told him how to do it and he started picking up on this stuff. Ice-T said he thinks that Howard could be a pimp too. He said the whole game is that you're not convincing her to do anything she doesn't want to do. He said you're just their protection. Howard asked how you recruit a ho. Ice-T said they're out there. He said they present themselves. He said they're hoes before they meet you. Howard asked if Ice-T ever sampled the girls. Ice-T said no way. He said you can't do that.
Howard asked what the rule is about the pimp. Ice-T said the man has to look good and he has to out match the woman. He said you have to let her understand that it's something she has to want. Ice-T said that there are guys who say they'll do anything for that woman and this is the opposite of that. He said you have to make the woman want to do anything for you.
Howard said Ice-T got into a big car accident. Howard asked what happened there. Ice-T said he was out there with no ID on him because of the pimping thing. Howard asked if he misses that life at all. Ice-T said not at all. He said he's not preachy though. He said he knows the mindset and it's a survival mindset. He said he was doing it because he just wanted an option.
Howard asked what happened with the car accident. Ice-T said he was hanging out at a club that was open at 9 and closed at 9. He said you come out and your eyes sting from the light. He said he was rollin' in a Porsche. He said he'd get to stop lights and he'd close his eyes. He said one time he didn't wake up and he rolled into traffic. He said another car hit him and he was pushed into the passenger side. He said he broke his arm, ribs and pelvis. He said the paper said he was dead. He said he was shipped to the county hospital and he was a John Doe for 3 days. He said that he was in a coma. Ice-T said that his neighbor knew he was missing and she went out looking for him.
Howard said the car accident is bad and he starts rapping and gets picked as the number 1 rapper by Curtis Blow. Howard asked if it was that simple. Ice-T said he was in the hospital and he realized he had just died and he had done nothing. He said he was selfish and no one was coming to visit him. He said when he got out of the hospital he was incapacitated. He said he had gotten shot in the leg in that robbery. He said he was standing on a jewelry case when this Chinese woman shot him. He said he thinks she was trying to shoot his dick off. Howard said that Dick Wolf must want him to shut up about this. Ice-T said he actually loves this stuff.
Howard said that Ice-T goes on to rap and he gets up an gets judged number 1 by Curtis Blow. Ice-T said he was writing rhymes for his boys at the time. Howard said there was no gangster rap at the time and he kind of invented it. Howard had some of his early rapping that he played. Ice-T said he's rapping about running from the cops and stuff. He said he was just doing his daily bullshit. Howard said it wasn't that hard to come up with the lyrics. Ice-T said he didn't think anyone was into it. He said he went to this club and they decided to have this contest. He said he told him to just go up so he did his lines. He said he was cursing his ass off up there.
Ice-T said he won the contest and he thought maybe he could rap. He said after that day he started writing more rhymes. He said that hip hop was just starting. He said they weren't making a lot of money at the time.
Howard asked if he was signed to a record label. Ice-T said not right away. He said he was doing stuff and then he got into a movie called Breakin' and he was known as the ''featured rap talker.'' He said that they were trying to rap out on the West Coast. He said he ended up getting signed to Sire records.
Howard said when he wrote Cop Killer he was almost playing out a movie. Ice-T said when Seymour signed him he said he was like Bob Dylan. He said he took that as a compliment. He said Seymour wanted him to sing about things that he didn't understand. He said that they were playing around with Psycho Killer and his drummer told him they need a song about cop killers. Ice-T said the record is a brutal thing and it's a protest record. He said the things people are seeing today are things he's been seeing for 25 years.
Howard asked if he had to go out and study cops before he played a cop. Ice-T said he had been in cop cars enough to know how they act. He said that the FBI had interrogated him for 8 hours one time too. He said that they know the answers to all of the questions they're asking too. Ice-T said that playing a cop is the same as being a gangster. He said that they both have a swagger about them. He said that when he's doing Law & Order he knows how to play the part. Howard said being in the mindset of a gangster is the same thing as a cop. Ice-T said it is. He said back in the day when they were in a club they knew that a guy was a cop if he was fearless. He said that it was all about the attitude.
Howard asked Ice-T about the brilliant song by Jay Z is 99 Problems. Howard said what people don't realize is that it's Ice-T's song. Howard asked him to tell the story about that. Ice-T said that he wrote this song in 1993. He said that his friend had said that line to him and when he head it he knew it was a song. Howard said that Chris Rock met him on New Jack City and Chris told Jay Z to listen to that song. He asked if Jay Z contacted him. Ice-T said that Rick Rubin and Jay Z made that decision to record it. He said that they didn't ask him. Ice-T said that he has publishing with that. He said Time Warner made a ton of money off of that. Howard played some of Jay Z's version of the song.
Ice-T said that he even took the ''Hit me'' part of that song. Howard asked if he's pissed at him for that. Ice-T said he's friends with him so he's not pissed. Howard said he didn't give him credit for the song though. Ice-T said it would have been nice but you have to do more than that to get him mad at you.
Howard said that Ice-T became an actor when he was in New Jack City. Howard asked if he was in a men's room or something and someone overheard him talking. Ice-T said he was at a club and a guy was talking shit to him. He said he was in the stall and he said he didn't give a fuck and he can't be fucked with. He said some random mother fucker was talking to him. He said Mario Van Peebles overheard that and he thought that he could be in his movie. Ice-T said he was in the club and Mario comes up to him and said that Hollywood bullshit about how they should work together. Ice-T said he was like ''fuck you'' when he heard that. Ice-T said that he thought he was just jerking him around. He said Mario told him to call him the next day. He said it was a real thing and they asked him to come read for the movie. He said they wanted him to play Scotty. He said that he wasn't an actor and he didn't think he could do it. He said they kept telling him he could do it. He said he was scared. Ice-T said they wanted him to play the police and his friends were just asking if they could be in the movie.
Ice-T said his friends told him to just do it because they knew he could keep it real. He said that he did the movie. Howard said Judd Nelson worked with him. He said Judd told him that if he got nervous and uptight he'd fuck it up. Ice-T said that Judd is the coolest person. Howard asked what he said to him. Ice-T said he told him not to worry about fucking up because they all fuck up. He said Chris Rock was also saying don't be tripping off these actors. He said that he was the biggest star there. He said that he was bigger than this movie so don't be intimidated. Howard said so much of acting is not being intimidated.
Ice-T said he did that movie and it made a lot of money. Then he did a movie with Joel Silver and he's huge. Ice-T said he got $26,000 from New Jack City. He said the movie made $85 million. Ice-T said he went into Joel Silver's office and said he knew he was about to get paid. He said Joel said he's only done one movie though. He said he got like $46,000 for the next movie. He said the real paycheck was when he was in Tank Girl. He got a million for that. He said he was asked to play a stripper in Arizona when he was shooting a film with Keanu Reeves. He said then he got Tank Girl and he wondered what the fuck was going on. He said he saw what they were going to pay him and he started hopping around the room.
Howard said they're there to celebrate his TV career and more. Ice-T said that after all of that they tell him that he's the longest running black actor on TV. He said he's playing a cop!
Howard asked how Denzel was to work with. Ice-T said that guys like that are the boss and they try to level with you that they're not assholes. He said Kevin Costner did that too. Howard asked if he messes up a line with Denzel does he get mad at him. Ice-T said no. He said that Denzel just jumps into character and does his thing. Ice-T said that he messed up his line and Denzel was like ''Come on Ice'' like they were just playing a basketball game.
Howard asked who the best actor is that he's worked with. Ice-T said that's a hard one. He said he loved working with Dennis Hopper. He said he got to work with Jerry Lewis and Carol Burnett. He said she was on Law & Order. He said she was really cool too. Howard said 19 seasons of Law & Order is amazing. Howard said he has the right attitude. He said just stick with it if you have something good going. Howard said Charlie Sheen had a problem and walked away. Ice-T said that Dick Wolf said that Ice-T is the least pain in his ass. He said that's a great compliment.
Howard asked where he lives. Ice-T said he lives in Edgewater, New Jersey. Howard said he has that wife who is amazing. He said her name is Coco. Ice-T said she just had a baby. Howard said he says his sex life is very good. Ice-T said it is. Howard said that a married couple can have regular marriage or they can have jungle sex. Howard asked what that is. Ice-T said that he stole that name from some interview he heard. He said just take it a little further when you're having sex. He said he thinks foreplay starts earlier in the night. He said it works back to the house and it gets hotter and hotter.
Howard asked Ice-T about how he met Coco. Ice-T said he was on a movie set and he was grumpy that day. He said he wasn't in a good mood. He said his boy saw her and he knew she'd cheer him up. He said they put her near him and now he's had something to do for 17 or 18 years now. He said that he doesn't like to be introduced to women. He said he likes to do his own thing. Ice-T said that he met Coco and he was like ''Holy shit!'' when he saw her. He thought she was going to be paper thin but she had this big ass and he was blown away. He said he was kind of stunned. Ice-T said he had to go back at that and he walked back over to her. He said he was thrown off guard by her beauty. He asked her if she would ever consider dating a gangster rapper. He said she was single at the time and he asked if it was okay to flirt with her. He said that word flirt is great because it lets the woman know what your agenda is. He said if they say yes it's the green light. He said they just got along and it worked out.
Howard said she's quite a woman. Ice-T said he was studying Sharon Osbourne at the time. He said Ozzy is dope. He said that he was thinking about how Sharon was running everything and that's what he needed. He said he needed someone to put all of that together. Ice-T said he got with Coco and told her what he was looking for. He said he put her to work right away answering his phone. He said he's tripled his income since then.
Howard asked Ice-T about this medium he worked with. Howard said he thinks they're all bullshit. Ice-T told him he should get him on the show.
Howard said Ice-T was at the Gathering of the Juggalos a few years back. Howard said that must have been intimidating. Ice-T said they're great. He said he's glad he's part of that.
Howard said that Body Count has a new album out and it's called Bloodlust. Howard said that he has some of that to play. He started playing some of a song and Ice-T was explaining the Black Lives Matter thing before the song started. Howard said that he has a song called Black Hoodie. Howard played some of that too.
Howard asked if he ever wrote a song about stealing a carpet. Ice-T laughed and said nah. Howard asked if a white guy can ever use the N-word. Ice-T said that's for inside talk only. He said if you're not fat then don't call people fat. He said if you're not thin then don't call people thin. He said if it's not about you then don't do it. He said if there's any doubt then don't use it. Robin said there are so many rules. Ice-T said that if there's any doubt then don't.
Howard asked if Coco can say the N-word. Ice-T said that she doesn't. He said it's inside these certain worlds where people say ''fag'' to each other if they're gay. He said that's fine but he's not going to say it. He repeated ''If there's doubt then don't.''
Ice-T said that he tells his son that certain words are for adults. He said that he understood that. He said he can say that stuff when he's driving a car. He said he'd sing rap records and edit out the bad words. Howard said that's an art. Ice-T said ''just because you listen to DMX doesn't mean you're a nigga from the hood.''
Howard gave Ice-T some plugs for the new album and for the web site BodyCountBand.com where you can find dates for their tour. Ice-T said he still loves making music and he's glad he can still do it. He said it keeps him alive. He said it's like the fountain of youth. He said when you're on stage you go back to where you were when you made that song.
Howard asked if he ever hears from his old hoes. Ice-T said most of the girls he hung out with were gangsters and they have gone on to have families. He said that he never mentions their names because he has no idea where they are working now. He said everyone is doing good. He said all his friends are happy for him. He said he did things right. He said he's still trying to do things right. He said he was angry at a lot of stuff but he understands things now. He said there are things he's even more angry at though. Howard thanked him for coming in and went to break a short time later.
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Howard came back and said that they had a lot going on today. Robin said it was a jam packed show. Howard said she hit it on the head. Howard asked where they go from here. He said maybe they should announce their retirement. Howard said someone did call in and suggested that earlier.
Howard said it's time to do some news. He played Robin into it with a song parody. Robin started off saying she's confused because she knew someone who said she was Ice-T's girl. Howard didn't remember that. Robin said she's not going to mention any names though. Robin said she's just confused. Howard asked if it was Joan Rivers. Robin said that wasn't her. Howard didn't remember who it was. Robin said this was maybe in the late 90s. Howard said he doesn't remember yesterday. He doesn't recall it. Howard said Robin has a good memory. Howard asked if it was Oprah. Robin said they've never hung out with Oprah.
Howard took a call from Jim from Raleigh who said Fallon beat Colbert in the ratings last week. Howard said they are attributing it to them because Jimmy was on the show. Howard said Jimmy does a good show and he has to stick to his game plan and Colbert has to stick to his. Howard said you can't be something you're not. Howard said that will go for a while and then they'll go back and forth. Jim called it the ''Stern Bump.'' Howard had Robin get to her news after that .
Robin read a story about an Iraqi law maker saying that this woman who was kidnapped by ISIS was tricked into eating her own baby. Robin said they gave the starving woman some food with meat in it and it was her son they had cooked. Robin said this is what a law maker is saying in Iraq. Howard asked what kind of sick assholes do that. Robin said they're doing it over religion. Howard said all he has to say is that he told Jimmy Fallon his ratings would go back up. Howard said he has to change the subject because that's just too much. Fred played a Jackie laugh during that story.
Robin read a story about Bill Cosby and how he's furious that he's going on some kind of sexual assault tour. Howard said it was his spokesperson who said it. Howard said he's out of his mind. Robin read more about that and Cosby was calling it propaganda. Robin said it was his spokesperson who gave them that story. Howard wondered what that's like going home to his house. Robin said she thinks he might be in the basement and she has the rest of the house.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said that Bobo took his punishment today. She said it was incredible. She said she's glad he came to her house for lunch yesterday because today she wouldn't be able to look at him. Howard let Mariann go and said Bobo did get his name back today. He said he knows it was difficult for him today.
Howard said Mariann did a little Baba Booey on channel 11 there in New York. Howard played a clip of a live report on the street they were doing when Mariann came out yelling ''Baba Booey'' over and over. She had a Flat Ronnie with her too. The news team sounded happy about the whole thing. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Howard said Shuli was on the street and got some reactions from people who saw Bobo in his Mankini. Howard played some clips of people saying they were going to vomit and things like that. One guy said Bobo had more hair on his dick than he does on his head. Howard said they could see Bobo's side ball in the Mankini. Howard said he made him feel hung and that's pretty bad. Howard said they saw a little back sackage. Howard said Jason saw his full penis and balls. Jason said his cock is small and crooked. Howard said his heart is big and straight.
Robin got back to her news and read a story about Serena Williams doing a pose for a magazine where she's posing naked while she's pregnant. Howard said a lot of women do that now. He said do something different. Howard said get in a Mankini. Robin said she'll be on the cover of Vanity Fair naked and pregnant.
Robin read a story about the 4th of July coming up and mentioned that people just have to have fireworks. Robin said she just heard that they may have legalized fireworks in New Jersey. Howard said that people blow their fingers off and fireworks never get any better. He said it's the same thing over and over. He said he's seen it and it's enough. Howard said he gets creeped out by fireworks. Howard said he hates when people do them in their back yard. Robin said those are the people that bother her. Howard said he's trying to sleep and people set that stuff off.
Robin said there was a battle of fireworks in the city and these kids ended up starting a fire. Robin said six houses were involved. Robin said the other thing you have to think about with fireworks is that military veterans with PTSD are triggered by fireworks. Robin had some audio of a veteran talking about that. Howard played a phony phone call Richard made to a woman using fireworks and porn sounds.
Howard said 11,000 people went to the E.R. for fireworks accidents. Howard said it happens. He said people think it won't happen to them but it does.
Robin read a story about the Knicks and how they're getting rid of Phil Jackson. Howard said it hasn't been successful with him. Howard said he used to be the coach. Robin said he's the GM now. Robin said he's supposed to pick the team and the coaches. Howard said maybe they got him when he was too old and he didn't care anymore. Robin said they had just signed him for 2 more years but now they're letting him go so they're going to have to pay him $12 million a year. Howard said he wishes that would happen to him. He said he'd love to get fired and still get money. Robin said that they thought Howard was going to get fired after he made his announcement that he was leaving but they had to work every day. Robin said she was hoping for a year off.
Howard took a call from a guy who said High Pitch Erik was in yesterday and he wondered if he has ever said why his voice is the way it is. Howard said that Robin might remember if he has talked about that. Howard said maybe Gary knows. Gary said one time he said it was psychological. He said he's not sure if they ever got an answer why it is like that. Robin said she seems to remember there was an explanation. No one had an answer for the caller. The caller said it's fascinating and he was just curious. Howard said it is a real thing and not a put on.
Howard said Erik was in with New Kids on the Block yesterday and the had him rank all of the guys in the band. He said Erik had an answer. He picked Donnie on top of everyone. Erik said he was ready to go in there and straddle Donnie. Howard said he has a song parody from Erik too. He had Erik singing that he has 99 Pizzas and he'll eat every one.
Robin read a story about a crazy story from a plane again. Robin said a woman in China was going to get on a plane and to bless the plane she threw some coins into the engine. Robin said they had to delay the whole flight to inspect the engine. Robin said she was trying to bring good luck to the flight. Robin said that's what happens with superstitious older people.
Robin read a story about Michele Rodriguez threatening to leave the Fast and Furious movie franchise over their portrayal of women. Howard said that franchise makes a shit load of money. Robin said she posted yesterday on Instagram that if things don't change she might say goodbye. Howard said he doesn't watch so he's not sure how they portray women. Robin said she's not sure either. Howard asked if anyone there watches those movies. Robin said Ronnie does. Howard asked Ronnie to come in to talk about how they portrayal of women. He came in a short time later. Ronnie said he's seen them all. Ronnie said when they do the big races and there's a big crowd there are a lot of women there. He said Michele is the only big female star. He said he's not sure what she's upset about. Ronnie said that you can't be feminine in that role. Howard said he's not sure that's even her complaint. He said making her a bad ass is a good thing. Ronnie said he's not sure that the complaint is. Howard said it sounds like a good portrayal. Ronnie said it's all good shit. He said he loves those movies. Robin read more about what Rodriguez is saying about her time working in those movies. Howard said the woman in Wonder Woman got her start in the Fast and Furious movies. He said that maybe she'd go back. Ronnie said they'll forget about Michele if she leaves. Howard said he knows she doesn't like the number of lines she has in the movies. Robin said at least 2 more are in the works too.
Robin read a story about Facebook having 2 billion users worldwide now. Howard said that's something. Robin said it's 2 billion people sharing pictures of their breakfast. Howard said Gary is friends with everyone but him on Facebook.
Robin read a story about Michael Moore giving thousands of dollars to the Julius Caesar play in Central Park. Robin said they lost their funding so Moore is helping out. Howard read it was $10,000.
Robin read a story about how there's a doctor shortage in this country. Howard said here is one. He said he heard it's because the AMA keeps the quality high. Howard said there's a debate about all of that. Robin read about how they're training in Australia to work in low income areas in this country. Howard said that Dr. Sarno just died and now there's less doctors. Robin read more about the shortage.
Howard took a call from Ralph Cirella who said he has seen those dopey Fast and Furious movies and Michelle is just upset she doesn't have more screen time. He said she's lucky to have what she has.
Robin read about the health care bill that's in the works and she's wondering why they didn't have one ready to go since the GOP has been complaining about it for the past 8 years. Robin said Trump called a meeting yesterday to discuss it. Robin said that Trump is telling them it's time to get serious about repealing and replacing Obamacare. Robin said we're still not close to repealing and replacing. Robin had clips of Trump and Mitch McConnell talking about it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he has a problem with Steve from Florida. He said he has no ass in the picture he saw on Howard's web site. Howard said they were all in shock over that. Robin said it was amazing when he turned around. Howard said he got his Bobo name back from that and that's how it's going to be.
Robin said Howard has been talking about what Trump thinks about this job he has. Howard said he thinks he hates it. Robin said he relaunched his campaign for 2020 already. Robin read about what people were paying to get in on this thing. Robin said he's raising money for his next election. Howard said he doesn't want to be a one term president. Howard said he wants to win. He can't like the job. Howard said people are protesting and all of this. Howard said he filed for reelection on January 21st or something like that. He got into it before he even started the job.
Robin read a story about a reporter at a White House press conference snapping at Sarah Huckabee Sanders during the press briefing. Robin had some audio to play. Sanders was going off on the media and this reporter snapped back saying that they're all just doing their jobs there. Howard said he gets a headache from that. He said she's like her old man. Robin said she was saying the same thing in two different ways. Howard said he didn't even get it.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she knows he wants to keep his musical on the down low but she's wondering if he's going to have auditions for people like her. Howard said of course he would. Howard said she's referring to FOX News the musical. Howard said he's going to give himself 2 weeks to finish the outline. He said he needs a hero in the musical. The caller said she wants a part in it. Howard asked if she's willing to work topless. She said probably not. She said she's a 34-C or D. She said she'll go with the D. Howard asked her to sing something. She did that for him and Howard said come down to the audition. He said he may have discovered someone. Howard said he hopes she's perky because that's what they need for the musical. Robin said he had better hope he's not sued for the way he's casting. Howard said that's it, he's not doing this musical.
Robin read a story about a Phoenix man who is behind bars after he allegedly prepared for sex with a child. Robin said he answered an online ad for a pre-teen girl being offered for sex. Robin said they agreed on a price of $60. Robin said he allegedly admitted to trying to have sex with underage kids before. Robin said she watched a documentary where they asked if all men are pedophiles. Howard said he can say they are not. Robin said they made a pretty good case for it. Robin told Howard some of the things that they were saying in the documentary.
Robin read a story about Miranda Kerr who is turning over millions of dollars in jewelry to the U.S. government. Robin said they say that she's doing that because she got it from an ex-boyfriend who is accused of spending Malaysian government money on jewelry. Robin said it's $8 million worth of jewelry.
Robin asked how guys are going to propose after all of these crazy proposals that guys are doing now. Howard said it's crazy what people are doing. Howard said they put up signs and smoke signals and all of this stuff. Howard said they're making the rest of the guys look bad. He said you kind of look desperate when you do that. Howard said Ronnie looks manly the way he proposed to Stephanie. Howard said he makes the rest of them look good. Robin read about this guy who walked 500 miles for his fiancee. Robin said he used the lyrics of a song as his inspiration. Howard played some of that song. Howard said that's no ''Hey Joe.''
Robin read a story about a Long Island woman who is suing a bar over a mechanical bull malfunction. Howard said he'd never go to a bar or get on a mechanical bull. Robin said she's suing over getting hurt riding this bull. Howard said you should assume you're going to get hurt riding one of those things.
Robin read a story about Paddington Bear and how the author of that book passed away in England. Robin said he published that book in 1958. Robin said his most recent book was published in April. He was 91 years old.
Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
Today's show was over around 11:05am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.