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Howard started the show talking about yesterday's Super Bowl. Robin said if you missed the second half you missed the best football game. Howard said he wrestled with the decision to go to bed or not. Howard said it was a blow out and he didn't want to wake up and find out the Patriots won. He said it turned out to be the most exciting thing he's ever seen. Robin said they weren't playing great but they got it done. She said the last drive was the best in overtime. Howard said that guy Julian Edelman had a great play. Howard said that's a Jewish name. Gary said he was raised Christian. Howard said he's not sure they'd let you in a church with that name. He said he has that big rabbinical beard. Robin said it's funny to see him jam that into his helmet.
Robin asked if he saw the two guys get their helmets stuck together. Howard said he did and he wondered if here were any bets on that. Robin said she doubts it but maybe next year.
Howard said he noticed a lot of guys have that big beard. He said he's thinking of doing that. He said he might be better looking with a full beard. He said maybe you'd see less of his face with that. Howard said Beth was laying next to him in bed and she was sleeping through the game. She woke up right in time to see the win.
Robin asked if he saw Giselle freaking out. Howard said that was annoying. He said they showed a bad shot of her. He said they need a camera on her inside the room. Howard said there was a moment after the game where Bill Belichick sees Tom Brady and they cut to Giselle. He said he was about to see the two greatest coach and player and they cut to Giselle. He said she was taking a selfie. Howard said they didn't need to do that. Howard said he does want to see her but he couldn't even see her with that shot. Howard said that game was as good as football gets. He said that was the greatest thing to happen to football. He said he was glad to have an escape from constant Donald Trump discussions. He said being at odds with one another you forget that everyone is an American.
Howard said there's controversy over Lady Gaga. He said one paper says she was great and another says she wasn't so great. Howard said she was running around actually singing and that takes a lot. Robin said the drones were pre-taped. Howard said they opened up the roof of the entire stadium though. Robin said she's still trying to figure it out. She said she knows the drones had to be pre-taped. Robin said they have a rule about the drones so they had to pre-tape that before the Super Bowl. Howard said it would have been during the day. Gary said she was down there from Wednesday or Thursday. They had to get approval for the drones. Gary said they never said it was live.
Howard said the way they shot the whole thing they try to do it like a rock video. He said there was one moment where she jumps off the stage and you don't see where she jumped. He said as she was performing the had wide shots and you can't see the performance. Howard said he couldn't tell what the drones were doing. Howard said he did read that they were pre-taped with the drones. Howard said they were trying to make quick cuts and it doesn't work. He said they miss everything.
Howard said the other thing is the commercials they run during the game. He said they're taking advantage of how many they can run. Howard said it's really annoying. Howard said what was annoying about the Giselle thing was that it was just another great day for Tom Brady and Giselle. Robin said she was wondering if their daughter is going to be as pretty as her parents. Howard said she has to be. Howard said it's like Cindy Crawford and her husband. He said she's going to be gorgeous. Howard said it's impossible for them to have an ugly kid. Howard said he hopes Tom has a small penis at least. Robin said things looked dire for the Patriots. Howard said it was perfect.
Howard said they were trying to make Lady Gaga look like a rock video. He said it would be so much more fun if they just had a camera on stage to watch. Howard said he used to see this with concerts. He said once MTV came around everyone became a director of a rock video.
Howard said the commercials were so fucking boring this year. He said the game doesn't get better than that though. He said when you think about it most people would have been defeated and given up. Robin said she was screaming at the TV. She said they have a sign in the locker room that says ''Do your job'' and the whole game she was yelling that they weren't doing their job. Howard said Robin is crazy.
Howard said that was the first Super Bowl to go into overtime. Howard said he watched the whole thing and he's glad he did because he saw the best game. Howard wondered if Tom and Giselle go and fuck after the game or is Tom so tired he can't do it. Robin said he did say he was tired. Howard said it had to be hard for Goodell to go down and shake their hands. Robin said he walked right up to Tom and started talking to him.
Howard said the Ford commercial with a cat stuck in a tissue box was a bummer to him. Robin said hopefully that wasn't a real thing. Howard said there was a commercial where a Kangaroo was doing stupid shit and he has no idea what it was for. Gary said it was for a wine. Howard said there was another one with a bunch of tanks. Gary said it was a game. He said the Yellowtail Wine thing was so stupid he had to watch it to figure out what it was for. Howard said they pay like $5 million for those commercials. Howard said you'd think they'd want you to know what the product is.
Robin said there was one ad that got cut off and they had to go watch it on their web site. Gary said fuck that. He said they gave him a job. He said it was interesting and you had to go to a web site to finish watching it. He said he wasn't going to do that. Howard said that would be like reading the live commercials in Klingon and telling the audience to go watch an interpretation somewhere.
Gary asked if he saw the commercial with all of the celebrities talking. Howard said he did but he didn't know what it was for. Gary said it was for a car. Howard said he had no idea. Robin said that she's not sure what car company it was. Howard said it was very well done and he saw Jimmy Kimmel playing the clarinet. Robin said it seemed like every star was in a commercial. Howard said everyone but him. Robin said they even had Dawson from Dawson's Creek in a commercial.
Gary said there was one commercial with a girl driving a go cart and it turned out to be an Audi commercial. Howard said he thought that was right on but he didn't know it was for Audi. Howard said he saw a documentary about Warren Buffet and he talked about how he was glad he was born a man or he'd never have made it like he did. Howard said he thought that commercial was about a tampon or something. Robin said that documentary was really good. She saw it too.
Howard said he's dragging a little bit today. He said he's not sure why anyone bothers coming to work. He said they should have off today. He said he can't imagine that the productivity is up. Robin said that they are trying to get Trump to make this a holiday. Howard said Trump is in Mar-A-Lago and he's shocked that he took time off already. Howard said that no one is listening today. He said that he's sure kids are fucking off in school today too.
Howard took a call from Boston Bobo who asked about Lady Gaga and if he saw a couple of the dancers looking like they were pushing 150. Howard said he's not sure how they can exercise that much and push 150. Howard said that Lady Gaga has such a great voice and she's able to keep singing. Robin said she was running around up and down stairs. Bobo said the camera seemed to be on her pussy a lot too. Howard said he couldn't run around the room and get on the microphone. Howard said she wasn't lip syncing from what he could tell. Robin said it was her most of the time at least.
Howard said Lady Gaga comes there and she gets there 2 hours early to do vocal warm ups. He said she takes it really seriously. Howard said he wouldn't be able to run around and talk on the radio. Howard said he figured no one could complain about that performance but she said that people complain about everything.
Boston Bobo asked if Howard had a decent chair in his TV room. Gary said he went to a friend's house. Howard said he can't even talk. He had to take a drink.
Robin said that Elton John was there. Howard said he was there because he's friends with Lady Gaga. Boston Bobo asked where that ranks as in the half time show history. Howard said Prince was great. He said he did other people's music and his own and he was shredding the guitar the whole time. Howard said he even sang with the marching band. Robin asked how he remembers that. Howard said it was the best use of the 13 minutes in the half time show. Robin asked how he remembers all of that. Howard said he can't forget. Robin said she forgot.
Howard said Prince did that Foo Fighters song and another song and then went into that. He said he went from one song to another. JD had a set list. He read off the list of songs he did and it was a bunch. JD said he ended with Purple Rain.
Boston Bobo asked what JD had for the Super Bowl. JD talked about the stuff he had. Howard said he had some chili. He said he went crazy and had a green apple too. He said he was so gassy during the game. He said he was blasting off while Beth was sleeping. Howard said he even heated up the chili in a plastic bag. He said Beth had pizza out of a box from the store. He said he wanted her to put it in the microwave. Howard said he didn't care about making it mushy in the microwave. Howard said that chili was making him blast off like rocket fuel.
Howard said he had his hand on his penis the whole game too. Robin said he's disgusting. Howard said he was going to bang Beth before the game but she's on her period and she doesn't want to do that. Howard said she told him to just go jerk off. He said he didn't want to do that. He said it's not fun when she tells him to do it. He said he told her to jerk him off.
Howard had some of the Prince half time performance to play. He said he can't believe he's dead. Robin said at least he can't embarrass himself. Howard asked who'd want to see Prince in an old age home. Howard let the clip of him performing Purple Rain play. Howard said Rolling Stone rates Michael Jackson's performance at number 1 and Prince at 3. Howard said Lady Gaga said Michael and Bruce Springsteen. Howard said Prince was the best. He said it was the best use of the stage. Robin said Britney Spears was the worst. Howard said she's completely fucked up so he'll cut her some slack.
Howard said it really was a spectacular game. He said that he hates to see these guys getting their brains bashed in. He said that they have so much talent. Howard said it's a great game and then Lady Gaga can really sing. He said he was listening to the actresses from Hamilton and they sang ''and sisterhood'' and put that into the song. He said he's not sure if they can do that. Howard played some of that performance. Howard said that was Beth's favorite part. Howard said he accidentally changed the channel when he went to turn it up. Howard said he didn't know who Luke Bryan was but Gary told him he's the hottest country act in the world. Howard said it wasn't bad but it was just okay. Robin said the country guys can't do all that much with what they do. Howard played some of that performance too.
Robin said that there was a bet on how long the song would last. Howard said he wanted Robin there with her rendition of the National Anthem. He played her clip and laughed. Howard said this is his favorite version of all time.
Howard said he got excited when he saw Joe Buck on the screen because he had just been in there. Robin said she wanted to be listening to Joe Buck. Howard said they know him now so he told Beth he was just on the show and she was like ''Oh, okay.'' He said she wasn't impressed. Howard said he was doing play by play on Joe Buck.
Howard said when Joe was up there they had him make a phony phone call to a radio show. Howard played the clip where they had Joe asking the host what they think of Joe Buck. They didn't know who Joe Buck was. The radio show hosts figured out it was Joe and they said it's got to be him. Joe said he's not Joe buck because his voice isn't as good as his. They kept Joe on the phone for a while.
Howard said that was great. He said it was Joe calling into a wrestling show. Howard said he was promoting Joe Buck. Howard said he loved that one. Robin said she loved hearing Joe on the game.
Howard said it's so funny what makes news. He said he was talking about Trump last week and he said he could see he wants to be loved and this could affect his mental health. He said the quote ended up everywhere. He said it was on CNN and in the papers. He said they brought in psychologists to discuss it. He said he never thought that would make the news. He said a lot of people picked up on that. Robin said that's fake news. Howard said it's real news. Robin said there's nothing newsy about it. Robin said there is nothing to be said about it. They can't figure out if it's real or not. Howard said when he says it then it's real.
Howard said he has a lot to say but he has to stay on schedule. He said Lena Dunham is coming in later. He said he has a lot to talk to her about. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
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Howard said the woman who was hosting Saturday Night Live was Kristen Stewart. Howard asked how she got so smoking hot. Howard said she's good looking. Robin asked what she did. Howard said she was in hot pants. The caller said he almost busted a nut just looking at her. Robin thought they were talking about Kristin Wiig. Howard said it's Kristen Stewart. Howard said Beth said maybe it's just because she grew up that she's hot. The caller said that she was gorgeous. Howard said she's a lesbian too. Howard said that makes her even hotter. Robin said she thought she was Bi. Howard said she identifies as gay.
The caller said she is a gorgeous woman. Howard said she's the lesbian lottery. He said imagine being a lesbian that's not that hot and you get to go out with her. The caller said he thinks Kate McKinnon is a lesbian too. He said it must be insanity. Howard said he's not sure about her sexuality. Howard said the show was good this week. He said Kristen has a lesbian affair with a woman who is making food for the Super Bowl guys.
Howard said he's not sure how Kristen got so hot. Robin said maybe she was all along and he just didn't see it. Howard said he saw her on the Jimmy Fallon show and she came out in exercise shorts. He said she had her ass cheeks hanging out with a tight shirt and he was like ''Whoa!'' He said he wishes he could be hot. He said he looked at Tom Brady and wished he had women looking at him like they look at Tom. He said that he just wants to be hot and not even be a quarterback. Howard said when you're that good looking then things come to you easy.
Howard said it's mind blowing when you see the life Tom Brady has. He said it makes you want to say ''fuck you'' to him. Howard said he has too much. Robin said that Tom had to stop his dad from doing interviews. Robin said he was mouthing off about what happened to him during the season. Robin said he has a sick mom too. Howard said everyone is going to have that at some point. He said his life is pretty crazy.
Howard said some of the commercials were just bad. He said they had a commercial where they popped a can and it was making a shushing sound. Howard said it's too much.
Howard had some more clips from the Super Bowl to play. Howard said he watched the Justin Bieber commercial twice. He said that was odd. He said he has no idea what it was for. Robin said it may have been T Mobile. Howard said he was confused by the commercial. He said by the end of it you don't even know what the product was. Howard said work on that company instead of the commercial. Robin said they're all coming after Verizon and they're not as good. Howard said he switched to Verizon from AT&T and now he can actually talk to people.
Howard took a call from a woman who said hi to Fred. Howard said Fred isn't talking. He asked if Fred watched the game. Fred said he skipped the third quarter but came back in the 4th. Howard said he went down and got an apple and he thought the game was over. Robin said she was watching with her nephew and she was talking about how he's going to want to have seen it. She had to talk him into sticking around.
The caller asked Howard about his painting in miniature and if he's thought about selling them for charity. Howard said he has been asked to do that for charity and he's not comfortable doing that. He said he doesn't want to be judged. He said that it's a hobby he doesn't want to ruin. He said he had a guy call him from an art magazine and they wanted to review his stuff. He said he said it was ridiculous. Howard said he's not good at painting. He said he had another guy who wanted to be his art agent. He said the guy hasn't even seen his stuff. Howard said most celebrity art sucks. He said Jim Carrey and John Mellencamp are good. He said Bob Dylan's stuff isn't good. He said it's so child like. Howard said that guy just can't paint. Howard said anything he does generates money though.
Robin asked about storage. Howard said he doesn't have that many. The caller said she would pay $100. Howard laughed. He said that's insulting. Howard said he doesn't even need to paint to get that kind of money. Howard said yesterday Beth wanted him to paint a picture of their cats. He said they have two who love each other, Charlie and Sophia. Robin asked who they are. Howard said Robin didn't even know he had a cat named Yoda. Howard said Charlie is the fat cat and Sophia is blind. He said they have Bella who is blind too.
Howard said he painted a 2 inch by 3 inch painting of those cats. He said he doesn't think he'd sell that though. He said it's a tiny painting.
Howard read that Bob Dylan has 3 books of his paintings. Howard said there are some people who aren't so bad. He said Winston Churchill was a painter. He said that Hitler was a decent painter. He said he wasn't bad. Howard said he had a sensitivity which makes no fucking sense. Howard said Fred has a whole collection of his stuff.
Howard said he's given Robin a painting. He said he's given other people paintings too. He said he did one for Jimmy Kimmel. He said that's about it. Robin said they seem to trade art. Howard said Jimmy does caricatures. He said he did one of Pig Virus in a yellow blazer. He said he doesn't want to look at that though. Howard said it's funny but in the worst way he doesn't want to look at it. He said it's in his office just irritating him. Howard said he's not sure he really likes him.
Robin said there was another painting that Howard hated that he got from Jimmy. Howard said they hang that one in the guest room when Jimmy comes over.
Howard asked Steve if he got a call from Twitter trying to verify him. Steve said he did and he was on the phone for like 45 minutes. Howard said that wasn't Twitter, that was them. Howard said that he has to play some clips from that. Howard said this is them calling as Twitter. Howard said he didn't know he was going to call so he has to set this up.
Howard said Steve, formerly Bobo, was trying to get verified on Twitter and he's being driven insane by the fans who are making fake accounts for Bobo. Howard said they thought Steve seemed ripe for a prank. Howard said they had Jessica Kirson call as a woman from Twitter to verify him. Howard said in the first clip they asked him to speak in only hashtags. Howard played the clip and Jessica said that she's going to help him get verified. She told him to speak in less than 140 characters. She asked him to answer in hashtags and Steve did that. He was giving his answers with hashtags and long answers even though he was asked to keep it to 140 characters.
Howard played another clip where Bobo was telling Jessica about what people call him on Twitter. Steve gave her a bunch of hashtags that people send to him. It was insults and people telling him to die.
Howard said Twitter is great. He said he's so anxious to get verified. Howard played another clip of Steve telling Jessica some hashtags he could use on Twitter. He ran out of things to say.
Howard said Steve is so gullible. He asked why they would put him through that much. Steve said that he thought that Shuli had an inside line on these people and he figured that's why they were calling.
Howard played another clip where Jessica was asking Steve if he has any celebrity friends. Steve said he met Jerry Seinfeld once.
Howard said Steve also claims his account saves lives because he tweets safety advice on his account. Howard played that clip next. Then he played one where Steve was asked to tweet like a bird. Steve asked Howard not to play that one because it was so embarrassing. Howard did it anyway.
Howard asked Steve why he's so into getting verified. Steve said there are people making fake accounts. Howard asked who cares if he's verified or not. Steve said he'd just like to be verified so he doesn't have to be hassled anymore. He said there's a guy saying he's going to sue him over the use of the name. He said that he told Shuli about that one. Howard said even Twitter doesn't care this much about Twitter.
Howard said in this clip they tell Steve that it may take months to verify him. He said Steve freaks out. Howard played that clip and Steve was asking why it takes so long. He said someone else is going to get verified before him. Steve said he really needs this so he has a legacy for his children. Howard sake what kind of legacy that is. He said how about just being a good dad.
Howard said he loves this so much. Steve said he had to send another letter off to them. He said he didn't even count how many letters it was. Howard said he's so upset with Twitter. Steve said that there are so many people impersonating him now that even he gets confused. Howard let him go a short time later. They went to break after playing a song parody about Bobo.
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Howard came back and asked who this is. Fred told him it was Motorhead. Howard said he has a playlist and the guys play it on here. Robin said she's never heard this one before. Howard said it's pretty good. Robin agreed. Howard said you can't fuck up this song. He said it's just so great. Robin said she thought it was Jeff the Drunk singing. Howard said it sounds kind of like Ed Torian too.
Howard said he has a dermatologist appointment today. He said he gets checked out once a year. He said that the guy looks over his whole body and it's so embarrassing to have his cock seen. Howard said he has never heard of anyone getting a mole on their penis. He said even if he had something on there he doesn't think he'd show him. Howard said it's a tiny nubbin so he's not sure how he'd see anything on it anyway. He said he went to a guy who did stretch it out. He said he stopped going to that guy. Howard said his penis doesn't know it's a doctor. Howard said the guy pulled on it like it was taffy. Howard said they look everywhere.
Howard said that they should probably look in your asshole. Howard said he knew a woman who had a mole on her knee and she ended up with cancer of the knee. He said she was dead in a couple of months. Howard said he used to go to the guy Tom Chiusano went to but he died. Howard said the new guy he goes to is terrific. Howard said he has to expose these people to his penis.
Howard said when he was watching the football game he wished that someone had showed him how to work out when he was young. He said he thinks he could have had some of what those guys have if he had worked out young. He said he's 6'5'' and he's 190 pounds. He said he has a neck like a pencil. Howard said he has his picture taken and he can't believe he looks like this. Robin said he must have gotten used to it by now. Howard asked why Tom Brady gets the looks and the talent and the girl. He said it's too much for him to handle. He asked when it's all going to end. He said these guys have huge arms and he has a puny penis. He said that it's a disaster.
Howard said he's running again and he's up to 6.1. Gary said that's what he's up to as well. He said he used to run at 7.5 and he wondered why he was doing that. Howard said the more you build up the easier it gets. He said his heart rate is already coming down. Howard said for awhile he wasn't running. He said he's trying to get back into it. He wondered why he's doing it though. He said the muscles and the neck is what a man looks like. He said he looks like an old woman. Robin said he does not. Howard said he's all hunched over. Robin said he could stand up straight. Howard said he has the natural physique of a snail. He said he's rounded. He said he's going to be one of those old guys who is all hunched over and looking down. Robin said he's as tall as ever. Howard said if he shrinks it can't hurt. Robin said she knows people who have shrunk. Howard said he knows guys who have shrunk. He said his dad is down to about 4 feet now.
Howard said he loves Lena Dunham because she doesn't give a fuck about how she looks. Howard said she goes on her show naked with her bush and she's proud. Howard said he's not proud. Robin said he's a man. Howard said he should get neck and peck implants.
Howard said they went to work for Infinity and they started to do really well. Howard said they kicked Imus' ass and everyone else's ass. Howard said they went to number 1 in New York and stayed there. Howard said they syndicated the radio show and Infinity started to grow. Howard said they got so large that they merged with CBS radio. Howard said Mel went from a radio guy to running the TV and radio division. Howard said he felt proud of that because they were part of that. Howard said they were one of the major forces there. Howard said the guys knew how to sell ad time and they knew how to get ratings.
Howard said they built this empire for years. Howard said Infinity merged with CBS. He said imagine that. He said Mel became part of CBS. Howard said it was amazing to see such an accomplishment. Howard said NBC sold their radio division at a loss. They crushed them. Howard said when he left CBS he wanted them to do well but they sued him and they were mean to him. Howard said he did nothing wrong to them. Howard said they laughed at him for going to satellite. Howard said they never thought it would be a business. Howard said that they were bad mouthing him at every opportunity they could. Howard said they even called their radio stations ''free radio.'' Howard said they were just so mad at him. Howard said he wished them no ill will until they sued him.
Howard said CBS radio announced they're merging with Entercom. Howard said he doesn't get the deal but it turns out that it's not a good deal. Howard said Les Moonves never really liked the radio division anyway. Howard said Mel must be thinking about how the business was thriving and now it's going away. Howard read about the deal and how they're merging with Entercom. Howard read about the deal and how they scrapped the deal for an IPO with the radio division. Howard said from what he can tell CBS is no more. Robin said they got swallowed up.
Howard said he can't say he's sad about this. He said SiriusXM just announced they've got over 31 million subscribers. He said he's proud of that.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she read about how well they're doing. She told Howard that he's doing great.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's a year younger than Howard and he could bulk up. He said he bulked up his neck and he wasn't able to button the top button on his shirt. He said he was eating Protein Whey with everything he was eating. He said he was working out and it was helping him bulk up. Howard said it's too late for him. He said he's not going to do this. The caller, Rich, said he has Multiple Sclerosis and it helped him. Howard spent a minute talking to rich and then let him go.
Howard had a clip from 2006 when he said that CBS radio would go away. Howard said he's a regular Nostrildamas. Howard said he has to take a break and then talk to Lena Dunham. Howard said that CBS is gone. He said he's thinking the other two guys from Infinity are rolling in their graves if they're dead. Howard went to break after doing a live commercial read.
Howard came back and said that Lena Dunham is there. He said he's a big fan of her and her show ''Girls'' which is in its final season starting February 12. Lena came in saying it's her favorite place to be. Howard said he forgets how young she is. She started the show 7 years ago. Howard said the way she got into this is she made a short film. She said it was a feature film for $50,000. She said she had to raise 25,000 two times to finish the movie.
Howard said Lena wrote the script for the film and she was able to make the movie for 50 grand. She said she made it on a Canon 5D camera. She said that they shot the entire thing in her parent's apartment. She said the cast was her family and some of the girls from ''Girls'' now. She said that she had taken a friendship break from one of her friends, Jemima, and they met up again and got into this. She said that her friend was a party person and she wasn't into that herself. She said Jemima was like 16 and she would get into clubs wearing her pajamas. She said she was her chubby friend that she kept around.
Howard asked if its hard to be friends with a person like that. Howard said his friend Lou was like that. He said he was so popular and so accomplished. Howard said it seems hard to be friends with someone like that. Lena said that Jemima came from England and she just came over and started talking to her. She said it was like she was chosen. She said that she would have done anything Jemima asked her to do. She said that she was so good at life. Lena said she was bad at life herself.
Lena said that Jemima saw something in her that she didn't see in herself. She said she was so cool because she had no sense of who was cool or not cool. She said that she liked this kid who she found really interesting and she didn't understand the effect that she had on this guy Randall. She said it was life changing for him. Howard asked if he knew what was going on. Lena said that Jemima makes everyone feel like they're the only person in the room. She said she just has that ability. Howard said he had a girl who was like that in high school and it was devastating to him when she wasn't really into him.
Lena said her mother was suspicious of Jemima because she had so few friends. She said her mom didn't get it.
Howard asked if Lena is surprised at the break out star like Adam Driver. Howard said he thought it would be one of the women. Lena said they saw something in Adam. She said that she and Jenni saw something in him. She said that Adam is just unbelievable. She said they've never seen anyone who talks like him or acts like him. Howard said he's really good. Lena said that women have seen him and they think they're the first person to figure out he's attractive.
Lena said she's afraid to talk about Adam on the radio because he's so private. Howard asked if she was afraid he wasn't going to show up for the last season of the show. Lena said he was ready to go for the ride no matter what the show did.
Howard asked if Lena if everyone had to audition for her. Lena said that Jemima had to beg to be on the show. She said that she had been in her movie and she was great. She said she wrote a part for her in the audition. She said they had 300 girls but no one had the chemistry that Jemima did with her. Howard asked if they asked her to get anyone with a name. Lena said they never asked them once. She said that she wondered when HBO was going to fire her and replace her with Olivia Wilde. She said that HBO had faith in them.
Howard asked why the guy who played Marnie's boyfriend left in season 2. Lena said that it's not for everyone. Howard asked what he's doing now. Lena said he's doing theater and indie movies. Howard said when he has a good thing he kind of sticks with it. Lena said she's with Howard but if someone says their destiny lies somewhere else then they're going to do that.
Howard asked why this is the final season of Girls. Robin said she wants to know too because they're talking about leaving a good thing. Howard said Lena became the Sarah Jessica Parker of HBO. Lena said she is back in Divorce. Howard asked why she's leaving. Lena said they had this unexpected thing with the show. She said if they liked it or didn't like it they were talking about it. She said they were pushing themselves to do something new every week. Lena said that she thinks they really felt like they had this opportunity to have this conversation for 6 years. She said they wanted to quit while they were ahead. Howard said he gets that. He said you want to go out on top. Lena said she was 23 starting out writing this and she shot the last show when she was 30. She said that kind of fits with the show.
Howard asked Lena about being so small right now. Lena said Donald Trump became president and she stopped eating food. She said that it's soul crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness.
Howard asked if she watched the Super Bowl. Lena said she did not. Howard asked what she was doing. She said she was doing Yoga and got some energy healing and things like that. She said she went to dinner with Jenni Konner. She said that it doesn't interest her to watch the Super Bowl. She said she likes Venus and Serena playing tennis but that's about it when it comes to sports.
Howard asked Lena about how she knew where to meet the celebrities when she went to the march in Washington. Lena said there was a VIP tent for the people who were speaking and that's where she went. Howard said Cher was there too.
Howard said there was a point when Lena had a role on an HBO series called Mildred Pierce. Howard said she has said that it was disaster. Howard said she heard people being auditioned for her role. Lena said she did. She said she was sent home. Lena said that the woman who did that ended up being a producer on her show. Lena said she was playing a nurse from the 1940s. She said that this guy had seen her audition for another role and she was asked to do this one. She said she showed up after getting advice from her mother who told her to just be herself. Lena said her lines were from the 1940s but she was doing it like herself. She said that she had anxiety and she thought she'd have to be taken home in an ambulance.
Howard said Lena has said she doesn't like acting. He asked if this is the last thing she'll act in. Lena said she would do something else if she's excited to try it. She said she's not going to go out looking for a part in a movie.
Howard asked Lena if she likes being recognized as a celebrity. Lena said it depends. Howard said she gets herself into trouble a lot. Lena said sometimes she learns from it. She said that she thinks it's really important to learn from it. Howard said he was kind of like that when he was younger. He said he'd go on radio and say something he thought was funny and people would call him an asshole the next day. Lena said it's easy to be funny and exclusive but it's hard to be inclusive.
Howard asked Lena about quitting doing live tweeting during the show. Lena said some of the stuff is hard to read. She said that she doesn't mind being called fat. Howard asked if she read the NY Times article about Girls. She said she did. She said they called her a body artist. Howard said that's great. Lena said she loved reading that. Howard said that's why he loves what she's doing. Howard said when he was growing up it was always the James Bond girl. He said when you think about what a woman is supposed to look like you think about the chiseled look. Howard said Lena getting naked has to make women feel better. Howard said that the sex scenes show the horror of real sex. Lena said she found before she met her long term partner that every encounter was humiliating. She said that she doesn't care about people talking about her body. She said that they call her other names and she doesn't care about that but she cares if she feels she has isolated a group of people who are already isolated or repressed. Howard asked what upsets her on Twitter. Lena said when she reads live tweets of the show there are people who say she sucks a dick and it doesn't bother her in the moment but in the long run it can hurt. She said it's like living next to a construction site for 30 years and you forget about it going on around you.
Howard said that stuff can shake you. Lena said that if she does the celebrity thing of shutting herself in a closet then there's no authenticity to what you do.
Howard said that Lena gets into this surf instructor scene thing in the first episode of the show. Howard said she's tapped into that whole cheating on your husband thing. Howard said that you get to see what goes down out there in Montauk. Lena said the teacher who taught the actor what to do was telling him how the women come after him.
Howard said when he sees a sex scene on the show they show the load shooting in the air and landing on her. Lena said she's never had it land on her. She said it landed near her. She said that it's actually just fake stuff and it's a guy walking around with a prop gun shooting it on the actress. Lena said that Jenni had to go in and do it herself when the prop guy wasn't doing it. Lena said that HBO wasn't too happy about it shooting in the air but they didn't mind it on the girl's chest. Lena said they eventually gave up on fighting her over it.
Howard asked if Lena puts stuff in the script so they have more to cut out. Lena said HBO has been so great with them. She said that they tell them to push it even further. Lena said there was nothing she wasn't allowed to explore.
Howard asked if she's ever going to be able to have this kind of freedom again. Lena said she has other things in the works and she's not sure if the culture is moving forward or not. She said she hopes that it doesn't end up where they think about the old days when women were allowed to speak on TV.
Howard asked if Lena is bothered when people are asking why they don't represent other groups of people on the show. Lena said that those conversations have let them open up the conversation with their newsletter and things like that.
Howard asked Lena if she thinks they should have won more Emmys for Girls. Howard said they've only won 2. Howard said Peter Scolari won one. Howard said they won for casting too. Lena said that made her happy. She said their casting director has been great. Howard asked if she wishes they had won more. Lena said they won Golden Globes and it's great to be validated like that but at the end of the say it's a real dog and pony show. Lena said she's never done the thing where she has to hustle for 6 months to get the votes. Howard asked how you do that. Lena said she doesn't know and that's why she doesn't have an Emmy. Howard said she's too busy for that. Lena said that Julia Louis-Dreyfus wins every year and it would be great to win for the final season. She said she would love it for the cast. Lena said she gets extreme anxiety at those events anyway.
Howard asked if she's upped the game on the music in the new season. Howard said she learned about Aurora on her show. Howard said he loved her. Howard said this year they're using the Stones and it's got to be super expensive. Lena said it is. She said that they did more of a throwback thing this season. She said they were listening to that stuff while they were writing it. Lena said they balance it out with indie artists. She said they have great people working on all of that. Lena said they wrote the George Harrison song into the show and they had to make that happen. Howard said it seems like they're pumping a lot of money into this season.
Howard said Lena was so naked in the first episode of the season. Howard said she showed her bush and tits. Lena said that was her bush and she thinks she looks better with it. She said she doesn't care what people do with their pubic hair. She said she thinks she looks like a giant toddler when she shaves it. She said that there is some glamour to having a big 70s bush.
Howard said he could never be naked on film. He said he doesn't have any size. Lena said she doesn't believe it. She said that it's probably regular. Howard said it's small. He said Beth prefers it.
Howard said Lena wrote her book, Not That Kind Of Girl, back in 2014 and in the book she talked about dating a TV personality and she didn't name him. Howard said she never had sex with him and she didn't reveal who it was. Lena said that they're friends now. She said that she would never name him. Howard asked if it was Ryan Seacrest. Lena said it was Mario Lopez. Then she said it was Howie Mandel. Howard said she's so lucky.
Howard said he wants to meet her business partner Jenni Konner. Howard said they met at some event. Lena said she was there to talk to Beth about fostering cats.
Howard asked Lena what's going on with her boyfriend. Howard asked if she's going to get married. Lena said they've been together for 5 years now. Howard asked if they're going to get married. She said that they're going to rock it out as long as they can. Howard said that he's a rock star. Lena said he is and he has an album coming out in 2 months. She said he's a producer too and he's going out on tour this summer. She said if you see him doing anything inappropriate then tweet her. Lena said she doesn't go out a lot so she doesn't go on tour. Lena said she tried it but it didn't work for her. She said you're not allowed to take a dump on the tour bus.
Howard said that this guy is out on tour and there's no jealousy. Jenni said Howard has to meet Jack. She said he's the sweetest Jersey Jew he'll ever meet. Lena said she's not worried about him sleeping with a groupie. Jenni said he's very germophobic. Lena said he can't even shake hands. Howard said he's OCD too but going down on a girl isn't so bad.
Howard asked how Lena met this guy Jack. Lena told Howard about how she met him on a set up. She said Mike Berbiglia set her up. Jenni said there was no progression toward a great guy. She said she went from garbage to the nicest guy ever. Lena said that her mother told her she was swooning that night. Howard asked if he had seen Girls. Lena said he saw a picture of her online. She said that both of them had lived with their parents and they were both filled with anxiety. Howard said he had been with some famous people. Lena said he dated some attractive and compelling women. She said she thought the date was going to be a disaster. Lena said that he's so obsessed with her. Jenni said Jack likes a tush. Howard asked if he ever asks her to get rid of the bush. Lena said she got rid of it for New Years. She said she feels ridiculous right now. She said she hates it. Howard said he likes that she did it for her man. Lena said that he deserves it. She said that any guy who is as tolerant as he is then he deserves it. She said that people tweet him asking why he's with her.
Howard said that Lena's dad liked his mother's armpits being hairy. Howard said he read that in her book. Lena said that she never learned to shave her legs because her parents told her not to do it. She said that everything she's learned she's learned from Jenni.
Howard asked how Jenni met Lena. Jenni said she had seen Lena's movie ''Tiny Furniture'' and she thought she had something. Howard said she recognized something there. Jenni said she was doing a weird job at the time. She said she had broken up with her husband and writing partner so she was punching up female parts in male driven movies. She said she was working on the set of Transformers 3 while watching ''Tiny Furniture.'' She said that she was giving lines to this girl who had replaced Megan Fox. She said she was giving lines to her about what to say about the car and she'd ask if she should have a key or a purse. They told her they didn't need to know about that stuff. Lena said that it seemed like they only wanted her there to say they had her do the job.
Howard asked how she got that job. Jenni said she was a writer and she got hired to punch up Transformers 3. Howard said you hear about people punching up scripts but he's never heard of that. He said he only heard of Babalou Mandel doing that. Jenni said Carrie Fisher was the one who cornered the market on doing that stuff. She said she would write emotional parts for those movies she worked on.
Howard asked if they worked on Girls together at all. Jenni said that's how they got hooked up. She said that she was called in to be a show runner. Lena said they wrote Girls with Judd together. She said that they have an office in L.A. that they work in. Lena said she has a nice house out there. She said that they go to the office and write together. Howard asked where it is. Jenni said they work in West Hollywood. Howard asked if they get high in there. Lena said she takes Klonopin. Lena said they have a lot of clothes in their office. Howard said that they had to paint Seth Rogen's office because it smelled from pot.
Howard asked if they don't like men being around. Lena said they have all women working in the office but they love Judd. They don't have a problem with men. Howard asked what they're working on. Lena said they have a couple of scripts for features for movies and TV. Lena said they're working on some stuff for HBO.
Howard asked if they would write a super hero movie. Lena said if it was something they could apply themselves to. She said they don't think about that kind of thing much though. Howard asked if Lena is paid good enough that she doesn't have to worry. Lena said she can't sail off on a yacht for the rest of her life but she's doing okay.
Howard said that he will not look at hacked celebrity photos. Howard said he didn't look at the Jennifer Lawrence photos. Jenni said she wanted to look so bad but she didn't do it. Lena said it's an assault to put those photos out there. Howard said he was very upset about that. Robin said she was too. Howard said he was more upset.
Lena said they were talking about how grateful they are. She said that Howard has said what Woody Allen has done is not right. She said that Howard Stern is a feminist. Howard said he was on a plane with Gloria Steinem once and he tried to get her attention but he was just the asshole trying to get her attention. Lena said he kept telling Hillary Clinton's people to get her on Howard's show. Howard said he thinks it would have humanized her. Howard said it would have been interesting to have her on the show and be humanized.
Lena asked Howard about how Donald Trump was on the show and revealing how womanizing he was. Howard said he has mixed emotions about that. Howard said Trump wasn't running for office when he did that. Howard said he thinks he wanted to please and be in the spirit of the show. Howard said it was locker room talk as they say. Howard said he thinks he was trying to be funny. He said it was a real conversation and he was talking like a person who didn't care what people thought of what he said. Howard said he was appreciative that was a good guest. Howard said he felt bad that they were taking the show out of context. Howard said he doesn't believe in his politics. Howard said he was also shocked that people didn't have more of a reaction to the Billy Bush thing. Howard said people are very angry and they voted for Trump to get a big change.
Lena said that being a good radio guest is different than being President. Howard said being a businessman is much different too. Howard asked if Lena got a lot of crap for saying she was going to move to Canada and then didn't move. Lena said she was joking about the Canada thing when she was talking to Andy Cohen. She said at that point it seemed like an impossible joke that it would even happen. She said she thought it would be fine. She said that it proves that there is rage on the right and the willful misunderstanding. Howard said he's said things about abortion and how he'd like more of them. He said he does some of it for comic effect. Howard said he is a big believer in abortion. He said that he was alive when women were using coat hangers on themselves. Howard said only the rich were able to make it happen. Lena said that if Planned Parenthood goes away it's going to be a disaster.
Howard said Trump called Lena a B-list actor. Lena said she's not an A-List so he wasn't far off. Howard said he said Meryl Streep was overrated too. Lena said that she's perfectly rated. She said that they're talking about him like he doesn't have a personality disorder. Howard said B is still very high. He said Trump could have said she was a C or D list.
Lena said she had a man come up to her in the airport screaming at her asking when she was going to move to Canada. She said that guy was on her flight. Lena said she leaned over to the guy and she told him that she hopes that if he has a daughter that he teachers her to react with people better than he did with her. She said he told her to just keep drinking the Kool Aid.
Howard asked Lena about being friends with Taylor Swift. Howard asked what that's like to do. Lena said it's the same as Howard hanging out with Bradley Cooper and his girlfriend.
Howard asked where Lena was on election night. Lena said she was in New York and not with Jenni where she should have been. Howard asked if she calls her every day to make sure she's alive. Lena said she does. Howard asked what she would do if she died. Lena said she would probably take off the rest of her life.
Howard asked Jenni if she has a bush. She said she has a small triangle. She said shaving it all off makes her look fat.
Lena said she was at the Javits Center on election night. She said that she heard it described as a wedding that became a funeral. Lena said she met up with some of her best friends there at the event and she met up with a bunch of celebrity friends there. Howard asked about Amber Tamblyn when she brought her up. Lena told Howard she's still working. Howard said he likes her group of friends. Howard said he's never heard anyone called a successful poet though.
Howard asked if Lena checks with other people every day. Lena said she checks in with her parents and sibling every day. She said Jenni is the first one she texts every day.
Howard said Lena and Jenni are there to promote Girls which is coming back February 12 on HBO. Howard said it's their last season. Howard said he saw the first three episodes of the season. He said that he and Beth watched them together. Lena said Beth loved them. She said she thinks Beth is doing so much to help the cats. She said her mom wondered if Beth was even real when she met her. Howard said she finds him attractive too. He said that's shocking. He said she puts up with him too. Howard said it's amazing.
Robin asked if they shot the last episode. Jenni said they did it last week. Howard asked if they're going to be left with a vague thing at the end. Jenni said they sort of wrap it up but in a ''Girls'' way. She said it won't be a super tidy ending. Howard asked if there was a lot of laboring over it. Jenni said they did and they made a strong choice. Howard asked if they're going to make a ''Girls'' movie. Lena said they'd like to. She said that they'd like to find everyone in a new place some day. She said all of the girls love each other so they all want to be on the set together.
Howard asked about the Allison Williams scene where she got her ass eaten out. Lena said she wrote that and directed the scene. Jenni said that they do a photo shoot where they who what it will look like. Jenni said they have to do that to show how the scene will look. Howard asked if Allison was reluctant to do it. Lena said she was amazing. Lena said that she was supposed to have her pussy eaten out but the actor made the choice to eat out her butt. Howard said that's what the NY Times was saying. He said that the sex isn't that enjoyable looking. He said the one time she did look like she was enjoying it she had a tongue up her ass. Howard asked if that's how she wrote it. Lena said that Allison had a great take on it. She said it was like true growth for her character. Lena said even sexually adventurous people don't want that. She said that she would get giggly around that kind of scene if she had to do it.
Howard asked if that's something that she thought would shock people. Lena said they were just thinking about how arresting it would be to come back to that scene. Jenni said they're always wrong when they think something is going to blow people's minds.
Lena said when she was in college there was a moment where ass stuff entered heterosexual sex. Howard said that had to be porn. Lena said she had an actor come up to her once and he said he wanted to take her home and eat her ass in the place where she shot Tiny Furniture. She said that she heard he asked another woman to do the same thing. Howard said the eating of the ass isn't pretty. Lena said she's not sure it's for her either.
Howard asked Lena about the girl who went to Japan, Zosia, is made to have her eyebrows so dark. Lena said that she went to Japan and she was influenced by that.
Howard asked if Lena framed a napkin that Jimmy Fallon signed for her. She said she did. She said that's her kind of guy. Howard asked if any of the women on Girl's aren't aligned with her politically. Jenni said no one was for Trump. Howard said that it must affect the way you think of someone. Lena said it would have been tough to work with someone if they were for Trump.
Howard asked Lena about the rape revelation she had in her book. He wondered if she told her parents about that before the book. Lena said she did tell them about that. Lena said she remembers seeing how sad her dad was at one time. She said she got HPV when she was in college. She said that she got rid of it since then. Lena said she was really upset about it and her mom told her dad about it and her dad asked if that meant she wasn't a virgin. She was 21 at the time. Lena said that she worried about how he was going to take it when he found out. She said he stood behind her and said they were proud of her standing up for what she believed in.
Howard said he heard that one of the Obama girls was an intern on Girls. Lena said that Malia was an intern on the show. She said they can reveal that now. She said that Malia was great on the set. Howard said that the Secret Service must have been there. Jenni said they look like the P.A.s on set so it was normal looking. Howard asked if they had to keep her from seeing sex scenes. Jenni said because of her age they weren't able to do graphic sex scenes. Lena said that they kept her from going to the bathroom one day when Malia was in there. She said the Secret Service can't let just anyone go in there.
Howard asked what they had her doing on set. Jenni said they had her training to take notes about the improve stuff they were doing on set.
Howard asked if they would ever have Baron Trump on the set of a show. Lena said they would never shame him in any way. She said maybe some day he'll be a planned parenthood supporter and work with her.
Howard gave Lena and Jenni some plugs for their newsletter at LennyLetter.com. Lena and Jenni told Robin how much the love her. Lena said that Robin doesn't age. Howard asked them to send the recipe for the fake jizz from the show. Lena said that Jenni is the person to place it if he needs that. Howard said he has a small load.
Jenni asked if Howard is going to make another movie. Howard said he's doing radio. He said he doesn't want to do another one. Jenni said he could make the sequel to Private Parts with Beth. Howard said that was one of the highlights of his life making that movie. Howard wrapped up and let Lena and Jenni go. They went to break after that.
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Howard played Robin into her news with a song parody from Psych. Howard said that's a great song to the tune of a classic Toto song.
Robin started her news with a story about a live cockroach that was removed from inside a woman's head in India. Howard asked where that story came from. Robin said it was from where she gets her news every day. It's not an internet thing. Robin read more details about this woman who had a crawling feeling in her head and behind her eyes. Robin said they found a cockroach in the woman's nasal cavity. Howard said now that cockroach is a god over there. Robin said they're saying that it's best they got it out before it died or it could have led to an infection. Howard said he didn't know that was even possible.
Robin read a story about a girl who was expelled for trying to get on a boys football team. Robin said that he girl is going back to school now.
Howard said his nostrils are so fucking big. He said now he's worried about a squirrel fitting up there. Howard said you never see him looking up because they're so big. Howard said he's lived in shitholes and he's never thought about a cockroach running up his nose.
Robin read a story about Alanis Morissette's business manager admitting that he stole $6.5 million from her. Robin said he will be pleading guilty to a couple of charges. Howard said hopefully it inspires her to write a new album. Howard said she writes fantastic music when she's angry. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how a politician wants to ban tackle football until the age of 14. Howard said he gets that. Robin said it's the only sport where you're encouraged to be violent. Howard said the guys in the Super Bowl are so talented but by the age of 35 they can't walk. Howard played the NFL theme song with Daniel Mendelson singing it in his JD voice. Howard took a call from a guy who played football all his life. It was one of the guys in the back talking with a speech impediment.
Robin read about the commercials that ran during the Super Bowl. Robin said a poll says that a Kia commercial was the winner of the competition. Robin said it had Melissa McCarthy in it. Howard said he wants to tell a story about a commercial he was offered but he has to make sure it's okay to talk about.
Robin said the Boston Police are thanking the fans for behaving after the game last night. Robin said she heard that Mark Wahlberg left the game early and missed the great ending to the game. Robin said the Atlanta fans are taking the loss in stride as well. Howard said Yoko Ono was going nuts last night. He played some audio of Yoko screaming. He played some audio of Benjy screaming too and said the two of them ran into each other on the street.
Robin asked what Howard would do if a doctor came into the room and had an accent. Howard said all people are equal so it's fine. Robin said a poll found that most people think that doctors from other countries are better educated. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Casey Anthony who was out protesting on Saturday against Donald Trump. Robin said she found that odd that she'd be out protesting.
Robin read a story about Donald Trump giving interviews over the weekend about the Super Bowl. Robin said he was talking about what a fan of the Patriots he is. Robin said he thought they were going to win by 8 points. Howard said he was close with that prediction.
Robin said that Bill O'Reilly interviewed Trump last week too and he was confronting Trump about Vladimir Putin. Robin said Bill asked if he likes Putin. Robin had a clip of Trump talking about how he thinks if they help them fight ISIS then it's a good thing. O'Reilly said that Putin is a killer and Trump said that we're not so innocent either. Howard said Vladimir Putin is a monster. He said that he will kill a journalist in that country. He said people disappear when they disagree. Howard said there are inequalities in this country but overall we try to do right. Howard said Putin isn't into freedom. He said you have to agree with him to have freedom. Robin said that Robert Kraft went to Russia and Putin took his Super Bowl ring and refused to give it back. Howard said Putin is a fuck. Robin said Trump isn't saying anything bad about Putin. Howard said ask him about Putin then. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about the travel ban being denied by a federal judge. Robin said that Trump is saying that people are flooding into the country now. Howard said he doesn't care about the ban because he's not going anywhere. Robin said it's about keeping people from getting into the country. Howard said he's not going anywhere out of this country in the next 4 years.
Robin read a story about the Grammy's coming up soon. Robin said that a Kanye West song called ''Famous'' has been nominated and he lists like 17 co-writers. Robin said the Grammy's are only taking 12 of them and Jimmy Webb is upset because he claims he contributed the most to the song. Robin had some of the song that was sampled for the Kanye song. Robin had Howard play those clips.
Robin said it's Black History Month this month. Robin said the President gave a rambling speech last Wednesday and it didn't take long for him to start talking about himself. Robin said that Trump will come out to talk about something and he ends up talking about himself. Robin said Trump didn't seem to know that Frederick Douglass was dead. Robin said Trump needs a history lesson.
Robin read a story about how Trump got into an argument with the Prime Minister of Australia about refugees. Robin said that Trump hung up on the Prime Minister because he doesn't want to take refugees because of an agreement that Obama had with Australia.
Robin said Daylight Savings Time is set to start on March 12 and some people are hoping to eliminate it in Washington. Robin said only two states stay on the same time throughout the year. That's Arizona and Hawaii.
Robin said today is the 65th anniversary of the Queen sitting on the throne of England. Robin said her son is still waiting for that job. Howard said you'd think she'd just give it to her son. Robin said she's still sitting there and she's celebrating this weekend.
Robin read about the movie ''Split'' being number 1 at the box office again this weekend. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:20am.
Howard started the show talking about the Gold Dust clips Fred was playing. He wondered what happened to that guy. Robin said she'll get an investigator to check.
Howard took a call from a guy who was from Washington. Howard pronounced it ''Warshington'' and wondered who says that. Howard said it's Washington. The caller asked if Luke Perry is going to come in to talk about Riverdale. Howard said he hasn't seen Luke in years. He said he used to come on when he was on Beverly Hills 90210 and they shared an agent. Howard said he would say to him that his success is getting big and he was thinking of leaving the agent for another one. He asked why he'd do that. Howard said Luke said they didn't pay attention to him. He said an agent is a business and if you have something going on they negotiate for you. Howard said his agent never got him jobs, he got the job and then his agent would negotiate. Howard said Luke ended up leaving. He said he found that interesting. Howard said Luke left and the new agent put him in some bad movies. He said that was unfortunate because he's a good actor and a good looking guy. Howard said the career went nowhere. He said he turned him down for Private Parts because he thought he was too big. He said that's why John Stamos is in the movie. Howard said Luke said years later he was sorry he didn't do the movie.
Howard said the actors always blame the agents. He said some agents think they have to cash in. He said his agent takes his time and he thinks that he would have served Luke well if he had stayed with him. Howard said you have to give the guy time to work his magic. Howard said liked Luke very much and that's why he told him that. He said he understands he's on the new show Riverdale now. He said he tried to watch the show. Howard said the show is about the Archie Comics town Riverdale. He said it's loosely based on Archie and Veronica. Howard said that's an intriguing idea. He said he tuned in and it had nothing to do with Archie comics. He said they used the names and that's about it. Howard said it's really dark and he didn't give a fuck.
Howard asked if the caller, Tim, is watching it. Tim said he likes it. He said it's like 90210 and Friday Night Lights put together. Howard said Friday Night Lights was really good. Howard said he does like that new 24 show. He said he only watched that and not the original. He said it didn't make sense though because they had it night time in one place and day in another and it wasn't supposed to be a different time. Robin said they're kind of loose with that.
Howard said the other show he watched that he really liked was a show on the History channel. Howard said he likes Six. He said it's a show based on the Navy Seals. He said it's a lot of killing and sex. He said it's masculine men. Tim said he'd call it rape on that show. Howard said he's talking about the loving sex on that show, not the rape.
Howard said he only watched a half hour of 24 last night. He said he watched some Bachelor too. He said he only saw half of that too. He said he had to masturbate last night so he was very dopey and sleepy after that. Robin said Nick is blowing this whole thing. Howard asked her not to talk about that until he's seen it.
Howard said he will be watching this new show on FOX called Legion. He said it looks like X-Men type stuff. JD said it's on FX actually. Howard said he thinks they have professor X in it. Howard said that's not the Professor from Gilligan's Island. Howard said he's looking forward to these various shows.
Howard said he's talking about Legion and not Lesion which is what Benjy has on his face. Howard said he has some dry skin going on from what he hears. Howard said it looks like he has dandruff on his face. Gary said he's wearing a black shirt too.
Howard said he went to the dermatologist yesterday. He said he had a redness on him s he has to go back in 2 months. Howard said he had run before going over there so that may have been what caused it.
Tim said he likes the show ''Legends of Tomorrow.'' Howard said he doesn't like that one because he doesn't like time travel. That led to Fred playing the Soupy Sales 'I don't like talking chairs'' clip. Howard got back to time travel. He said when you do anything in time travel it changes the entire time line. Howard said then they spend the rest of the series trying to change it back. Howard said it's so stupid and it makes him crazy. He said The Flash did it to save his mother. He went back in time and screwed up the time line. Howard said he comes back and everyone is gone. Howard said he's a cunt for changing it all. Howard said the Flash in the comic books wasn't like this. He said everyone on that show has super powers. He said the same thing about Supergirl. He said they ruined the shows. Howard said he doesn't like that or non-linear time lines.
Shuli said he sits next to Benjy and it's shocking to smell chili at 8 in the morning. He said his belt was on the floor too. Benjy said he just hadn't put it on yet. Howard said he has a stain on his shirt too. Benjy said it might be chili.
Howard asked Benjy why he has dandruff on his shirt. Benjy said he has dry skin and maybe it gets on the shirt. He said it's a black shirt too so it shows up. Benjy said faces aren't for Howard. Howard said he's given up on beauty. Benjy said he doesn't believe that. Howard said everyone said he looked like a powdered donut yesterday. He said he was concerned so he brought it up.
Benjy said he was going to say something about Howard's teeth. He said he can't see them though. Howard said he had dental work. He said his teeth are a mess. He said his family didn't have money to fix them with braces. He said he has terrible problems in his mouth. He said his mother said he can't go to a dentist because they're all bad. He said she thought his teeth would get loose if he had braces.
Howard had Shuli go monitor Benjy out there. Benjy said that he could smell Shuli's sinuses the other day when he had a cold. He said it was like rotting snot. Shuli said this is coming from the homeless guy he has sitting next to him.
Howard said that Benjy should heat that chili up. He kicked him out of the studio. He said everyone smells and has flakes. He said it's wild back there. Robin said they need Trump to come there and get rid of some of those people. Howard said he agrees with him on that.
Howard said he has some of those tapes to play. Howard played a clip of Alex Jones talking about how he has no problem with him and he's been on his show before.
Jones was talking about some of the things he thought Howard was saying but Howard said he's wrong about some of that stuff. Howard said that he agrees with Trump on some things but not all. He said no one can agree 100 percent with any president. Howard said he does agree with him on the gun carry law that would let people take guns across state lines. Howard said people need the right to defend themselves.
Howard said people need a force multiplier to defend themselves. Howard said most politicians have a secret service detail and they have that peace of mind. Robin said she has peace of mind. Howard said Robin is just a sheep waiting to be attacked. Robin told him to give her a break. Howard said she's never been in a situation where she's been attacked. Robin said she was when she was a kid. Howard said he's talking about protecting one's self and your family.
Howard said Richard grew up in a small town and when you call the cops it takes 20 minutes for them to show up. Howard said you need the right to protect yourself.
Howard said with Trump Alex Jones went on to call him a liberal. He said he's not a liberal. He said he's an independent. Howard said he's voted both ways. Howard said the liberals call him conservative and the conservatives call him liberal. He said he's a true independent. Howard said he has voted for both sides. He said he evaluates each candidate and if he thinks they're going to stick to their agenda.
Howard said he knows Trump from the radio show. He said they talk women and Trump will talk about women being a 10 or not. Howard said he'd rate Scarlett Johansson a 6 out of 10. He said he was so opinionated. He said it was funny to him. He said this is a comedy show he's doing. He said he felt bad that they used the tapes from his show against the guy.
Howard said he cringes when he thinks about some of the things he's done himself. He said that it was a different point in his life. Howard said he doesn't hold people accountable for what they do on his show. He said everything Alex Jones is saying is odd. Robin said he's saying stuff that Howard didn't actually say.
Howard played another clip of Jones talking about how Howard is undermining Trump with everything he's saying. Howard said he's talking about the guy and how it's very hard for him to take criticism. Robin said that's a pretty definitive statement. Howard said he's not undermining the guy.
Jones went on to say what Howard is doing is slimy. Howard said he's just giving his opinion. He said there's nothing slimy or underhanded about it. Howard said Alex is very fast and loose with the truth. Robin said it's crazy that people are even debating this. Howard said maybe if he admits he's in the Illuminati then they'll leave him alone.
Howard said that politicians are full of shit. He said they can't get more than one or two things done. He said you can have all the ideas you want but you have to narrow it down to just a couple. He said that's all you can get done. Howard said it's not because they don't have the desire to get it done, that's just the way government works. He said it's almost impossible to get things done. Howard said you have to be like Belichick to get things done.
Howard said someone did write in about how they knew this isn't what Howard was saying. He said he's the only one you can turn to for accuracy.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's all for the right to carry firearms. He asked what he thinks about them dropping laws that allows mentally ill people to get guns. Howard said the funny thing about that is who decides who is mentally ill or not. Howard said that's the problem with any kind of controls by the government. Howard said he's all for licensing. He said in this day and age you need to license people. Howard said that you have to do a check into their background. Robin said if they've been committed then maybe they might not be the kind of person who should carry a gun.
Howard said guns and abortion are the big ones. He said you get way down into this stuff they don't have a show. Howard said he avoids all of this because it can get dull. He said if you agree you think he's the greatest and if you don't then he's the worst.
Howard said he loved watching the Super Bowl because it was so entertaining. Robin said they say that the Super Bowl was the most watched show ever. Howard said that's not right. He said he didn't thinks those stats were right.
Howard said they're going to play some Wolfie with Wendy the Slow Adult today. He said that Wolfie was all over it.
Howard said he still thinks Prince's performance was the best. Howard said people emailed him being negative. Howard said this is just an opinion and it's just right. He read some of the email he got and people were bad mouthing Prince and his look. Howard said he loved when he'd shred on the guitar. He said he was a great singer and a great showman. Howard said Alex Jones claimed in a broadcast yesterday that Prince wasn't a real prince. Howard read a few more emails from people who has opinions on the half time shows.
Howard said there's no fucking debate about it. Howard said Prince was the best. Robin said she can't remember one day to the next so she won't be arguing. Robin said she was shocked that Howard had such a recollection.
Howard asked if the caller has it now. The caller said he does. Howard said he discussed this already yesterday. The caller said he loves Howard so much and he's a huge hero to him. He said he snuck into his birthday show and got into a fight with Tan Mom. Howard thanked him and let him go.
Howard said he was reading a story about a mob boss who is suing a prison for getting an injury playing ping pong. Howard said they're talking about Lady Gaga's half time show and how she came down on those wires. Howard said he did that a couple of times in his career. He said he did it in the movie and at the MTV awards. Howard said that is fucking scary. Robin said everyone handles it better than Howard. Howard said he almost lost his fingers when the wires crossed. Howard said he didn't rehearse like Lady Gaga did. Howard said he didn't want to be canceled by MTV. He said that was the first time he had ever done it. He said that Metallica didn't know he was doing it. He said they attacked him when he flew back up. That led to him spinning and his finger got caught in the wire and he was able to turn himself around. Howard said everything he does is fucking crazy. He said he should have rehearsed but there was no time to do that. Robin said he should have done that. Howard said he just didn't have the time.
Howard said when he did the movie they had a stunt guy helping out. He said that wasn't so scary. He said they almost didn't put the scene in the movie. He said they almost cut it but he told them they had to get it in there. He said they ended up fitting it in at the end.
Howard said he doesn't love heights. He said when Lady Gaga was up there he knew it was scary. Robin said she handled it like a trooper. Howard said he would have had a heart attack. He said he appreciates what she did. Robin said she just dove off. Howard said she didn't have to do that.
Howard said he could have just marched out as Fartman instead of flying in. He said there was a time in his life he could have been shot out in a rocket. He said it's too much though. Robin said Howard had that. Howard said if Lady Gaga had come down as Fartgirl that would have been something.
Howard read about the Super Bowl ratings and how about 40 percent of the TVs that were on were watching the game. Howard said the network made a record amount of money. He said they were able to squeeze in more commercials. Robin said they were wondering if they were at the same rate. Howard said they were.
Robin asked if he saw any of the pre-game stuff. Howard said he painted while that was on. Robin said George Takei was all over that with the pizza commercials. Howard said George doesn't eat pizza. Robin said he didn't do that ''Oh My'' until he met Howard. Howard said that's right and he's turned that into a big thing. Howard said something so perverted got turned into a pizza commercial. Howard said it's great that he's come back the way he has. He said he's having a great career and he's recognized now. He said that's a good thing.
Howard said he'd love to see a real commercial where he's jerking off Jason Ellis in a Honda. He said George is the best. He said he loved seeing him in the pizza commercial but that guy isn't eating pizza.
Howard said his wife was part of the Kitten Bowl. He said he was watching that with Beth and he was commenting on the directing. He said that upset his wife. Howard said he didn't like the directing. He said he might have to direct it next year. He said he was better at it as a novice. Howard said they have a football field with kittens and they're the star of the show. Howard said instead of that they cut to the anchor booth where Boomer Esiason is with some other announcer. Howard said they keep cutting to the people and then to the cats. He said it's quick cuts. Howard said he'd give a wider shot and show the kittens. He said you get a better feeling. He said it's the wrong approach they're using. Howard said he was yelling at the screen. He said he told Beth they have to stop that. Howard said they were cutting back and forth like a rock video. He said they should do it like channel 11 used to do the Yule log. Howard said don't cut away.
Howard said that Noodle was voted the MVP of the Kitten Bowl. Howard said he watches everything and comments on it. He said it's very upsetting to his wife. Howard said she asked why he talks through every show. Howard asked how she's going to learn if he doesn't talk. Howard said she's sitting next to a professor. Howard said he's talking in general. He said maybe he should stick with the radio show since he's doing one every day anyway. Howard said even if it's frivolous it should be done right.
Howard said he says he's going to call and Beth gets worried he's going to actually call. He said he's not going to call and tell someone off.
Howard said the Kitten Bowl is a good idea. He said they don't need to cut to Boomer all the time. Howard said they don't have to cut away every second. He said there's not enough time left to take care of everything that's wrong in this world.
Howard said he wrote a note about something he wanted to talk to Robin about but he can't read his own writing. Robin said she was reading a scary story about these things that listen to you all the time. Robin said they were talking about the Google commercial that fired off the devices in people's homes. Robin said the crazy thing she heard was that this guy had it hooked up to his computer to control the lights in his house and he told his device to turn off the lights and the thing said no and turned them back on. Howard said that's very Hal like from 2001 a Space Odyssey. Robin said it turns out that the thing told him to change the password on his camera. He was being hacked and he was being spied on. Howard said that's a good candid camera thing.
Howard took a call from a guy who was upset about the Kitten Bowl. It was one of the guys in the back screaming about how he couldn't see some of the kittens.
Howard read more about the Real Doll that will cost $10,000. Howard said it's going to have a Harmony A.I. app. Howard said this will give the doll a personality. Howard said the great thing was that it didn't have a personality. Howard said now you're going to get attitude. He did his mother's voice and had the doll telling him that she's on her period.
Howard said the doll is going to be like ''you call that fucking?'' He said it's going to be the creepiest personality in the doll. He said it's going to be what the guy expects from a Geisha girl or something. Howard said it won't be her telling you that your balls smell like a real woman. Fred played some audio of Ronnie talking like a girl and Howard said that's what it's going to be like. He said Ronnie should build the personalities in the dolls. Howard said imagine what that would be like. He said A.I. is here and porn is going to take over. Howard said it's every guy's dream. Howard said they have to get one of these things. Howard said it's going to be so creepy.
Howard said it's going to be the Taliban's idea of what they think a woman should be like. He made up some of the things it could say. Howard said it's going to say it hates talking and ask for more fucking. Howard said it's going to be every woman's worst nightmare. Howard said it'll asks where Lenny Dykstra is. Howard said it'll ask you to cum in a bowl of egg nog. Robin said it's like when the guy who invented the Sybian was in there. Fred played some computer voice saying ''I want to taste your asshole'' and things like that. Fred played some mechanical noises to play the part of the Real Doll. Howard said you know it's going to suck. He said it won't be really good until 100 years from now.
Howard said it'll ask you to ear fuck it. Fred played it saying ''yes'' when Howard would say those things. Howard said he can imagine the perverted brain in this thing. Howard said he knew Robin would like that. He said this doll has huge tits and it's all tan and blonde.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn. He said he guarantees the doll won't sound like her. Mariann said the Kitten Bowl was fabulous but he's right about the directing. She said it makes you forget your problems when you see kittens. Mariann said there was a story about Bill Maher in the paper and they say that he goes to some place called Sanctum where you pay to get in and you can go to women who have fetishes. Howard said that's the most normal thing about the guy. Mariann was rambling so Howard hung up on her.
Howard said that if he was going to build a real doll that was going to be a wife that's the voice he'd give it.
Howard said he doesn't hate Bill Maher. He said when they were at NBC they worked with his dad. His name was Bill Maher too. Howard said they were friends. He said he was feeling down and he'd find friends where he could and this guy was a nice guy. He said he was very calm and he'd tell him about his son. He said one day he came to him saying his son was going to be on the Tonight Show. He said they all watched the show to see his son. Howard said he was rooting for Bill his entire life but he must have said some things that he disagrees with. He said he's not even sure why he's mad at him.
Howard said Bill's dad was a real news guy and he was a very quiet guy. Howard said there were a couple of good guys at NBC radio. He said most of them were hostile but Bill was a sweet guy. Robin said he was a traditionalist but you could talk to him. Robin said she had put together a news cast and handed it in. She said that Bill told her that she needed to get some men in the newscast. She said she asked if he would say the same thing if it was all guys and he told her to go ahead with the news cast.
Howard said he's still jerking off on YouPorn. He said he can't criticize Bill for going to some club. Robin said porn is making money hand over fist. Robin said so are prostitutes. Howard said he should take a break. Fred said he should. Howard said he's reluctant to do that. He did a live commercial read after that.
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Howard said he's trying to understand what happened to their old radio group. He said he knew they were going to fall apart. Howard said that this company Entercom merged with them. Howard said that Brent has the story. Howard said they worked for Infinity and they merged with CBS. After that the radio division was led by Les Moonves. Howard said now what did they do. Brent said that they haven't gotten any money for it yet. He said they wanted to spin it off station by station but they weren't able to do that. He said they're going to do something called a reverse morris trust. He said CBS is going to offer shares in CBS Radio which will become the Entercom company. Howard said he's lost.
Howard said Mel must be furious about this. Brent said with Clear Channel they were trying to put great content on the stations to make them all great. Brent said with Mel you had to argue to get things on. He said he'd just buy the stations and let them appreciate naturally. Howard said he made them profitable though. He said he got them going but they weren't able to find people to run them properly.
Brent said when Howard left they tried to do automated stations instead of having personality driven radio. He said that FM radio still has 93 million weekly listeners.
Howard said he left 10 years ago and he knew they were going to fail. Howard said that they thought he was an asshole for leaving. Howard said now they have 31 million subscribers at SiriusXM. Brent said that they're the biggest radio company out there right now. Howard said they all laughed at him. He said now they're the biggest radio. Howard said NBC failed and they sold their company for 50 percent of what they were worth. He said now CBS radio is gone.
Brent said that I Heart Radio took all of the value out of Clear Channel and they have said they're in debt and they're not going to pay it off. Brent said that all of the people who cared about programming have left. He said it's all about sales now. Howard said you have to be a masterful salesman. He said they need a leader and all of that.
Howard said it's fascinating that wherever he leaves ends up crumbling. Howard said he has a guy who is confused by Brent on the phone. Howard took the call from one of the guys in the back who said he has no idea what he's talking about. Howard let Brent go after that.
Howard said he doesn't know what's going on. He said there's nothing about the money. Howard said after Brent's explanation they're down to 5 subscribers.
Howard said he knew this was the medium that was going to make it. He said you can drive across the country and listen to the same station. Howard said that's what people want. Robin said that she remembers driving across the country and having to listen to some religious station because it was the only one that would come in.
Howard did his Richard Christy's dad impression talking about going into town and selling raccoon meat and things like that. He said that they eat road kill but they love that satellite radio.
Howard said he has Richard's Ethel character calling a guy to talk about the weather. Howard said this call reminds him of what he was just doing. Howard played the call Richard made to a guy as Ethel and she talked about the weather with the guy. The guy told her what the weather was where he was at too. Richard kept going with a full weather report until the guy hung up on him.
Howard played a man on the street clip where the guy got a random person to pretend to be a guy who saved a blind man from a fire. They went to break after that.
Howard said Wendy has been calling since 2002 and she's gotten very heavy. He said she lost her teeth and she's very honest about her bathroom habits. Howard said Wolfie went down there to visit and observe Wendy. Howard said they wanted to know what her daily routine looked like. Howard said they wanted to know if she eats out of the garbage and all of that. Howard said she asks for money for the kids she baby sits so they wanted to know if that's true.
Howard said Wolfie told them that Wendy was wearing a XXXL t-shirt when he got there. Wolfie says she's getting grey hair now too. Howard said he also said that her teeth are wearing down to black stumps. Wolfie said most of them are worn down to black stumps. Howard said she drinks a lot of soda. Howard said most teeth can't survive that. Wolfie said she drinks giant cans of energy drink and sweet tea.
Howard said some of the things he noticed were that she digs in her ears a lot and smells her finger. Wolfie said she digs and does a smell test. Howard said there is an odor in your ear. He said you wouldn't think so. He said he likes the odor. Robin said he likes all of his smells. Howard said he likes to smell his taint before a shower. He said that there is something in his ear that smells too. He said he can get in there with his pinkie. Howard said he loves to smell his taint. Robin said so does Wendy. Robin said she doesn't do that. Howard said he smells his underwear too. Wolfie said Howard is always exploring. Howard said it smells like doody and sweat. He said he's into all of that.
Howard said he keeps a tissue in his underpants all day. He said he takes it out to throw it away and he smells it first. Wolfie said he should have observed Howard. Howard said he might be retarded. He said he's always shocked when he smells it.
Howard said it's like he goes from ape to human. He said he forgets we're animals and we have smells. He said he can't wrap his head around it. Robin said there are only minor gene differences between humans and apes. Robin said there are some things you can't help doing because you are an animal. Robin said you have to jerk off. Howard said he does. Robin said that some people might repress it but it's something people need to do. Howard said Gary seems like an animal to him.
Howard said Wendy is actually on the phone. Howard asked if he should put her on. Wolfie said he should play the tape first. Howard put her on the phone anyway. He asked her about smelling her ear. Wendy said she smells it and she said it smells like chicken. Howard asked if she ever smells her taint. Wendy said yes to anything Howard was asking. Howard said he's not the only one who does that. Howard put her on hold.
Howard picked up and asked how old Wendy is now. She said she's 36. Howard asked if she has trouble eating with no teeth. Wendy said she does. She said she chews it up and spits it out and then chews it again. Howard said he doesn't do that at least.
Howard said Wendy wears a fanny pack and she catches food on it and eats it later. Howard said earlier that she can go hours without peeing after drinking a lot.
Howard said that Wendy really does go dumpster diving. Howard said that this is Wendy going through a produce dumpster at a grocery store. Howard played the clip and Wendy picked out some oranges from the garbage. Wendy said the smell might be rotten apples. Wendy said she found some bananas. Wendy found some watermelon that wasn't so fresh. She was going to take it with her though.
Howard said there's also a meat dumpster and Wolfie was gagging from the smell. Howard played the clip and Wendy was looking for shrimp and pork chops. Wolfie was gagging from the smell. Wolfie was dry heaving and may have actually puked. Wendy said that's the smell you get around a dumpster.
Wolfie said this is a dumpster that's sitting in the hot Florida sun and it has meat in it. He said just thinking about it makes him want to puke.
Howard asked Wendy if she ever gets sick. Wendy said no. Howard asked if other people eat it. Wendy said homeless people eat it too. Howard asked if the meat turns sour and bad. Wendy said not all of it. Howard asked if she can tell the difference. Wendy said she can. Howard asked if she brings the food home to her family. Wendy said she does and they eat it. She said you have to do what you have to do to survive. Howard asked if her mom eats it too. Wendy said yes.
Robin asked if this is true. Wolfie said he saw her doing it and saw her take the box. He said he didn't watch her eat it though. He said there's no way he could handle watching that.
Howard played another clip of Wolfie talking to Wendy about what she found in the dumpster. Wendy said just grab what you can get and take it. She said go back the next day and do it again.
Robin asked how Wendy got into this. Howard picked up on her again and she said that her brother taught her. Howard asked if she just shoves it all in the box. Wolfie said it's loose food and a mix of everything. Howard asked if the bananas are peeled. Wolfie said it's just stuff the store didn't sell so it's all brown.
Howard asked if he comes to her house for dinner will some of the food be from a dumpster. Wendy said yes. Howard asked if there are ever any bugs on the food. Wendy said no. She said they throw it out because it doesn't sell. She said people just get it because it's there. She said homeless people have to keep their families alive.
Howard asked if they ever mistake her for garbage when the garbage truck shows up. Wendy said no. Wolfie said she did say she cuts her hand on glass sometimes. Wolfie said they go at night to make sure they're not caught. Howard said that must be after they clean up too. He said they must throw other stuff in there like dust and dirt. Wendy said they throw it out in bags and stuff. Howard said that Wendy would be great in a zombie apocalypse. He said that she'd be like Negan.
Howard said Wendy goes out and begs for money and claims she's the homeless mother of 3. Wolfie said they underestimate her. He said she knows what she's doing and she's very calculating. Howard said listen to this clip. In the clip Wendy was asking a woman for money and saying that no one is helping her out at all and she needs money to help her kids. The woman said she was being put on the spot. Wendy said she has a 9, 11 and 12 year old. The woman gave her money.
Howard got Wendy back on and asked why she didn't just say that she needs food. Wendy said she's just being honest and homeless people ask for more than what they give you. She said she's not like that. Howard asked if she has a back story for the kids. Wendy said yes. Howard asked what her middle kid's name is. Wendy said she has Jesse Jr., Alex and Alice. Robin asked what she says when they ask where her kids are. Wendy said she says that they're home with her sister.
Howard put Wendy back on hold. Howard said in this next clip a lady totally buys her story. Howard played a clip of Wolfie asking the woman why she gave her money. The woman said she was very trustworthy.
Howard said in this clip Wendy makes herself sound very sweet. He played the clip and Wendy was saying that she's asking for a little donation for her kids for Christmas. She said she's not asking for a lot. She got a few bucks and thanked the woman. Wolfie said that she got about $30 in 5 or 10 minutes. Howard said then she takes the money and buys lottery tickets. Wolfie said she has so much money in her fanny pack. He said it's full of $20 bills.
Howard played a clip of Wolfie asking Wendy about how much money she has on her. Wendy had at least $80 on her. She still asked her mother for money. Howard said she's Wendy the Capitalist.
Howard said Wendy spends hours in the department store buying junk food. Wolfie asked a woman who worked there about how often she's there and what she buys. She buys a lot of pizza, energy drinks and fried chicken. Wendy said she has to drink that to keep herself moving. She thinks it's better for her than Mountain Dew. Wendy said she didn't know it had sugar in it like the soda. Robin was the one who broke the news to her.
Howard said he loves Wendy. Wendy said she loves Howard too. Robin said she's not going to be sympathetic to Wendy anymore. Howard said he's not either. He said she's not getting money from him anymore. Howard asked Wolfie if she has bad breath. Wolfie said he didn't smell anything.
Howard played a clip of Wendy ordering food at a fast food restaurant. Wendy's order was huge and at the end she said ''that's it.'' Howard asked if she ate all of that. Wolfie said she did eat most of it but she didn't finish the second chili. He said that meal she ordered was over 2,000 calories. He said the baked potato she had was exploding from being full of stuff. He said she stuffed 2 or 3 packets of everything she could get in there. Howard asked what it cost. Wolfie said it had to be over $20.
Howard asked Wendy if she likes that better than the dumpster food. Wendy said that Wendy's is more healthy than other places. Howard said Jason has turned into her surrogate and he's taking care of her. Wolfie said she has a big time crush on Jason. Howard said she'd have sex with Jason. Wendy said she would. She said she would kiss him. She said she thinks he dresses more appropriate than Richard and Sal.
Jason came in and said that he never told Wendy that Wendy's is healthier food than the other places. He said she is one of the easier friends to deal with though. Howard asked Wendy if that order at Wendy's is what she gets normally. She said it is. Howard had her repeat it to him. She rattled it off again. She got it perfect according to Wolfie.
Howard asked why she gets 2 chili bowls. Wendy said she likes it. Howard said maybe she could order one and go back if she's still hungry. Wendy said she eats to load up for a day. Howard asked what the chili looks like in her diaper. Howard asked if it looks the same when it comes out. Wendy said yes.
Howard said Wendy puts more sugar into the sweet tea. Wolfie said she put like 4 packets in here. Howard said that adds more calories. Wendy said she didn't know that. She said she thinks that calories are little people. Howard said that's why she's overweight. He said the calories put weight on her. Wendy said she doesn't know what she's doing. She said she's normally out of it and in another dimension.
Wolfie said that everyone who knows Wendy loves her. He said he had a great time hanging out with her. Howard asked Wendy what her routine is going out to eat. She goes to different fast food places. Wendy said she goes to McDonald's and then the next day she goes to Wendy and then to Subway or Chick-Fil-A or an Italian place. She said she loves spaghetti and meatballs. Howard asked what the best place is. Wendy said she loves Denny's spaghetti and meatballs. Howard asked if Chick-Fil-A is better than Wendy's. Wendy said it is. She said she loves chicken. She said she gets a number 1 meal there. She gets two chicken sandwiches and a sweet tea. Gary said Shuli told him they went to Denny's and she got extra spaghetti and meatballs when she ordered her meal. Howard asked if she got it. Wendy said no.
Robin asked how she only eats that much at that place but so much at Wendy's. Wendy said she goes to another place and gets more food. She may have said Panera Bread. She gets mac and cheese there. Robin asked how she gets around. Wolfie said she manages to navigate very well. He said she knows all of the bus routes. He quizzed her on where one bus went and she knew exactly where it goes.
Howard played another clip where Wendy was putting butter and sour cream into her baked potato. She was sucking on the packet of sour cream. Howard asked if he should tell her about the calories. Robin said good luck.
Howard said Wolfie noticed that Wendy doesn't know if she's going to pee or doody when she goes to the bathroom. She said she doesn't know if she's doing number 1 or 2 when she goes in. Wolfie let her go in and when she came back out he asked what happened. Wendy said she went number 1. No doody. Howard said with her she could come out with a new number. He said it might be a number 6.
Howard asked if Wendy was embarrassed to make a doody in front of Wolfie. She said she was a little bit. Howard asked if she was attracted to him. Wendy said she was. She said she would use him as a massager. Howard asked if she'd be totally nude. She said she'd be in her one piece bathing suit. Howard asked if Wolfie would be in one too. Wendy said yes. She said yes to anything Howard asked her about the sex with Wolfie thing. Howard said she's wild. Howard put her on hold again.
Howard played another clip of Wolfie talking to Wendy about the bus route and her timing. She was going to a flea market and she knew when it ended and when the last bus was. Wolfie figured that they'd get there too late but Wendy said no. Wolfie said he was confused and Wendy said she wasn't. Howard played another clip of her rattling off the bus routes. Howard said he's impressed by that. He said she gets around. Wolfie said she's out and about all day long. He said she stays busy.
Howard said Wolfie asked Wendy why she doesn't wear a seat belt in the car. He said she claims it's so she can get more disability if she's in an accident. Howard played a clip of Wendy telling Wolfie about how she doesn't like that thing around her neck. Wendy said that she's also doing it so she can get more money if she's in an accident. Howard said you can hear her mom telling her to put it on but she won't do it because she thinks she'll get more money.
Howard said he wants to explain calories to Wendy but it might be useless. Howard said imagine her going through the windshield in the car. Howard asked Wendy what she weighs now. She said she's back to 270 now. Howard asked if she's afraid of having a heart attack. Wendy said no. She said she's aggravated about everything else. She said she needed Howard's help around Christmas. Howard told her not to give him that bullshit. Wendy said that she doesn't have money. Howard asked if she needs money for her 3 kids. Wendy said she needs it for her nephews. Wolfie told her to tell Howard how much she got from that one guy. Wendy said she got $100. She also said Obama took her food stamps. Howard asked if things have gotten better for her. Wendy said they're waiting to see what happens. Robin said it's not going to get better.
Wendy said she's been spending a lot of money on paying bills and stuff. She said that her health care doesn't cover it all so she has to pay in cash. She said she needs teeth too. She said she has to find someone who can implant teeth in her mouth. Howard put her on hold telling her he'd get to her interview in a minute.
Wolfie said Wendy used to have a job. He said it didn't end well. Howard got Wendy back on and asked her what happened at the store. Wendy said she got fired because she asked for tips. She said she didn't know she wasn't supposed to ask for tips.
Howard said they should give her beaver teeth as implants. Howard said they take them out of a beaver and give them to Wendy. He said she'd look like a vampire.
Howard played a clip of Wolfie asking Wendy about who she likes on the show. Wendy said it's Jason. She said she has a crush on him. She said she'd like to go bowling with him. Howard said Jason would probably like that.
Howard said that Wendy is also annoyed by Benjy. Howard played a clip and Wendy said that he's late and not on time all the time. She said she's with Howard on that late thing. Howard said she also shares his love of kittens. Howard said most of them escape. Howard played a clip of Wendy talking about how hard it is to nurse the kittens back to health. She said that she is nursing them. Howard said she's having some life.
Howard asked how long Wolfie spent with her. Wolfie said it was about 10 hours. He said she's constantly on the move. Howard asked if she naps at all. Wolfie said he just saw her staring out the window of the bus. He said that she was wired from the energy drinks. He said he saw her drink 3 of those and a gallon of sweet tea. He said she had more at the mall too.
Howard said it's fascinating. Howard had her starving child on the phone. One of the guys in the back was doing the voice.
Robin asked if Wolfie saw Wendy attending to any of the kids. Wolfie said he didn't. He said he didn't see her taking care of the kittens either. Howard said they have to be fed every 2 hours. Wendy said yes. She said the kittens died the next day. Howard said don't let his wife hear that. Howard said Wendy says people online are mean to her and make her cry. Howard said he didn't think she could read. Wendy said she can read most of their comments. She said that she's very busy right now and this one person paid her to do an interview and she dropped her phone the other day. She said it has a crack in it.
Howard asked how many kittens she's brought in and they end up dying. Wendy said she brought in 2 once and then one more that made it. She said she sees people abandon them and she takes them in and feeds them. She said she does a lot. Howard said he knows she lost at least 7. Wendy said she found one dead in hear yard. She said there were bones sticking out of its stomach. Howard said don't let them out. Wendy said they run out.
Howard said this is Beth's worst nightmare. He said it's his too. Howard thanked her for the time with Wolfie. Howard said that they had a great documentary with her. Wendy was about to start begging for money again. Wendy said that if Wolfie ever needs her to do anything she'll do it for money. Howard said he thinks there's sex involved there. Wolfie said he hopes not. Howard told Wendy to continue to be as fabulous as she is.
Howard said he smells a retarded Peabody for him. Wendy asked Howard about a guy who said he could make her t-shirts for her and she was going to make one of her and Howard on it. She asked if he'll autograph it. Howard said he will but be careful getting free stuff from people. Robin said she'd be more worried about Wendy because she's a con artist.
Wendy asked Robin who is more attracted to her, Howard or Richard Christy. Howard said he thinks that she's asking who she's more attracted to. Robin said it would be Howard. Wendy said she wanted to ask her because she hears people talking about her and Richard. Howard asked Wendy who she's more attracted to. Wendy said Howard. Howard said he'd lose to Jason though. Wendy said they're tied.
Howard asked what the last thing was she ate out of a dumpster. Wendy said it was pizza. Howard asked if it was a full slice or was a bite taken out of it. Wendy said it was a full slice. Howard said he had to go after that. Howard thanked Wendy for the call. He told her to cook the dumpster meat before eating it.
Howard asked if she has made a doody yet. Wendy said she's about to go into Walmart to make a doody right now. Howard asked if she goes there to doody. She said yes. Howard asked if they know her in here. Wendy said yes. Howard asked if she flushes. She said she does.
Wolfie said Wendy will report shop lifters to security. Howard asked Wendy if she shop lifts too. Wendy said no. Howard said it's against the law so he doesn't want to see her in jail. Wendy asked if there's anything she can do for money. Robin said she can go back to the parking lot. Wendy said Robin sounds like her evil twin who doesn't like what she does. She said her evil twin tells her not to take a shower. She said she does it anyway. Wendy said that her name is Wendy Junior. Howard asked Wendy if the evil twin tells her to commit crimes. Wendy said sometimes. She said she won't do it though. She said she'll see a money truck and she tells herself not to rob it.
Howard asked if the evil twin is a big girl like her. Wendy said she is. Howard said that evil twin can get you into a lot of trouble. Wendy said that she told her to kick High Pitch Erik's ass. She said she's getting sick of what he's doing. Howard said she made out with him in Las Vegas. Wendy said she knows he hasn't grown up and he's threatening people so she's going to kick his ass. Robin said that's threatening Erik though. Howard said Erik once proposed to her and she said no. Wendy said that's because people want her to be with Gary the Conqueror. She said she hasn't talked to him in quite some time. Howard said Gary yells at her and calls her retarded. He said that's ridiculous.
Wendy said she gave out her email and she had to give up her wish list. She said people were sending her pictures of their dicks. Howard said that he has her evil twin on the phone. Wendy Jr. told Wendy to do some things and Wendy said that's her. Wendy Jr. told her to adopt one of Beth's kittens and hijack a plane. Howard asked Wendy what she thinks. Wendy told her to shut up. Wendy Jr. told her to drive a bus into a lake. Wendy told her to shut up. Wendy Jr. told her to date Memet. Then she told her to kill, kill, kill... Howard hung up after that.
Robin asked if she talks to her all the time. Wendy said she does. Howard let Wendy and Wolfie go after that. Howard said he has to thank Wolfie for going out for that. He did a live commercial read after that.
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After the bathroom break Howard came back and said he's going to watch that Grizzly David Letterman. He did a live commercial read after that.
Howard asked if he needs a break. Fred said he's good for now. Howard said that he's going to do news with Robin then. Howard said that CBS won't say that Trump is lying but they say he's ''divorced from reality.'' Howard said if they think he's lying why not just say he's lying. Robin said maybe because of liability. Robin said he might come back at them with a lawsuit. Howard said he's going to read the article. Howard read that Trump was saying that the media hasn't been reporting terrorist attacks. Howard said things are getting weirder and weirder every day. Robin said we need the facts to figure out what the policies are going to be.
Howard said he sees a guy who would pay $1000 for an original Howard Stern painting. Howard said he's worth millions. He said that's an insult even if he's not good at it.
Howard said that someone asked about some of their cats that Beth is always talking about on Instagram. Howard said he's not even on there. Robin said she's not either. Howard said Beth says that he should be on Instagram but he doesn't want to be. Robin said she looks at her account sometimes but she's not on Instagram.
Howard said Christie Brinkley is on the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 63. Howard said she's on there with her two daughters. Howard said she looks pretty fucking great. He said he's not sure if they're doctored. Robin said they doctor every picture they put in there. Robin said that she's saying it's a great thing the magazine is doing. Robin said she's saying that they don't have expiration dates. Howard asked if they're implants. Robin said sure. She said gravity works. Howard said Robin's titties are nice. Robin said they're not in the same place they were. Robin said for 10 minutes she could go braless when she had them done. She said she can't do that now. Howard said he loves when she's braless. Robin said they need to be harnessed.
Howard had Fred play Robin into her news with a song parody. They played one and Howard took a call from someone named Vivacious. The phone connection was awful. Howard asked what she was doing. She picked up asking if this was better. Howard asked when phones were invented. Vivacious said she was laying down. Howard said that explains everything. She said she was listening in headphones. Howard said it's a little better now. Vivacious said she was calling to say she loved the interview with ''Lorna'' yesterday. She said she knows it's Lena but she's nervous. Howard asked what she's wearing. She said it's a blue negligee nightie thing. Howard asked if she's black. Vivacious said she is. She said she's like the only person in Doublin, Georgia who loves Howard. Howard asked what she weighs. She said she's 5'5'' and 135 pounds. Howard asked if guys hit on her. She said a lot do. She said they call her the prettiest woman in town. She said she wears a lot of wigs and weaves. She said they protest their hair. Howard said he likes a weave but his hand ends up getting caught in it.
Howard asked if she's the color of cardboard. Vivacious said she's lighter. She said she put up a picture of cardboard and said if you're not lighter than that then you're not light skinned. Howard asked how old she is. She said she's 41 with a 21 year old daughter. Howard said don't bring that up. Howard said he hopes she likes a small penis. Vivacious said she looks like Vanessa Williams. Howard said that's high praise. Vivacious said she thinks that Vanessa is a 10 and she's probably an 8. Howard said he'd take an 8.
Howard asked if she has a flat stomach. Vivacious said she's getting there. She said that she's working on it. Howard asked if she's fully shaved. Vivacious said she's not. She said she has a landing strip. Howard asked if she has hair in her ass. Vivacious said no. She said it's all gone. Fred played a fart sound effect.
Howard asked if she's dating anyone. She said she lost a guy to a deer hunting accident. Howard asked if she will blow her boyfriend. She said absolutely. Howard said it sounds like she's in the bottom of a canyon. Howard said they say once you go white your sex will be alright.
Howard asked Vivacious if she has big boobs. She said she's a C-cup. She said they're pretty. Howard said he has to go. He said it's hard to hear her. Howard thanked her for the call. He did a live commercial read and then took a break.
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Robin said that George Michael isn't buried yet. He died on Christmas day. Robin said that they're saying that they can't release his body until the autopsy results are back. Robin said that they're still waiting to find out. Robin said the toxicology test might take months. Howard said he's not being flown all around the world though. Robin said it's not. Howard said Casey Kasem had 5 million airline points from being flown around so much after he died.
Robin read a story about Dennis Rodman being out of the news since he went to North Korea. Robin said he pleaded guilty to driving the wrong way on a California highway. Robin said he also drove without a license and gave false information to police.
Howard asked Robin if she would rather be with George Michael's corpse or High Pitch Erik if she had to choose to have sex. Robin said she'd take George Michael's corpse.
Robin read more about Dennis Rodman and Howard asked why he was nicknamed the worm. Robin said she doesn't know. Howard said when he was a child he would squirm around like a worm so that's where it came from.
Robin read a story about Samsung TVs that are listening in on conversations and then uploads them to their servers. Howard said that's why he doesn't want that. Robin said that you never read the privacy policy when you buy something like that but you should. Robin said they're not held to the same standards as other companies.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's been using the Soupy Sales ''I don't like'' line all the time. He said he got kicked out of a party because he was doing it so much. Howard did his Soupy impression. He said he was doing it all day yesterday with Ralph. He said Ralph said he's asking piano lessons. Howard said he doesn't think that's going to last more than a week. Robin said you have to start that when you're young. Howard said he is very child like.
Robin read a story about health officials releasing vaccine suggestions for adults. Robin said that many adults don't keep up on that kind of thing. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Lady Gaga's album sales shooting up 1000 percent after the Super Bowl performance. Robin said artists don't get paid to perform at the half time show. Robin said she sold over 125,000 downloaded songs compared with the previous day of 25,000. Howard said he didn't know they didn't get paid.
Robin said the city of Boston is holding a parade today for the Patriots win. Howard said he has some stuff from the Super Bowl. Howard said fans record themselves watching the game and responding to the win. Howard played a clip of a guy shooting off confetti. Howard said when he gets laid he doesn't even make that much noise. Robin said they're just doing it for the people in the room. Howard had another clip of some Patriots fans screaming after the win. Robin said he also knows he's being recorded. Howard played a clip of a woman screaming about the win and calling everyone the N-word.
Robin read a story about Tom Brady's jersey being stolen after the Super Bowl. Robin said he changed clothes after the win and someone took his jersey. Robin said it was put somewhere and someone got into it and stole the jersey. Howard said that's the worst thing that's ever happened to him in his life.
Robin read a story about something kids are doing with E-cigarettes called dripping. Robin said the kids are taking the nicotine capsule and putting it directly on the coil of the E-cigarette and that increases the exposure to the chemicals and producing a stronger buzz. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a woman who has moved away from her husband after he voted from Trump. They're not divorcing though.
Howard took a call from a guy, Austin, who claimed he played football with Tom Brady and he does have a big dick. Howard said he had a feeling he did. Howard asked how big it is. The caller said his was probably 5 inches limp. Howard said maybe it doesn't grow. Howard asked if he has a full bush. The caller said it's shaved. Austin said he played at Boston College. He told him to Google it. Howard asked if there's anything wrong with Brady like saggy balls. Austin said sometimes his nails get pretty long but that's about it. Fred Googled the guy and said Brady didn't go to Boston College. Howard said they played on the Patriots together. Howard said that's some life that guy has. He said he can't imagine that. Howard said he wishes that he had used the N-word or something. Howard said Tom Brady has a super model girlfriend, won the Super Bowl and he has a big cock. Howard said it would be great to hear that he went to a hospital and kicked a kid with cancer or something.
Howard took a call from a woman, Nancy, who said she had sex with Tom Brady and his cum smelled and he had a tiny penis and cried after sex. She said that he shits his pants too. Howard said they have to fake calls to get the kind of answers he wants. Nancy said his penis is also crooked. Howard thanked her and let her go.
Robin read a story about how the Iranian president has said he's not going to stop testing missiles because of Trump's threats. Howard said Trump might end up nuking that whole part of the planet. Robin said Trump took on Arnold Schwarzenegger over the ratings of The Apprentice. Robin had some audio of Arnold asking Trump to switch jobs with him so people can finally sleep comfortably again. Howard said that guy was the top box office draw with that accent.
Howard said he just got word that Tom Brady just defeated ISIS with his cock. Robin said that there are some people moving to have Donald Trump impeached already. Robin had some audio of a woman saying that eventually they're going to have to do something about him. Robin said it would be hard to just have it happen. Robin said she might be jumping the gun a little bit.
Robin read a story about Sean Spicer talking about how Alec Baldwin has gone from funny to mean on Saturday Night Live with his impression of the President. Robin said that Sean was asked about the judge who stopped the travel ban. Robin had some audio of Spicer talking about that.
Robin read a story about the travel ban and how they're going to have hearings over that tonight. Robin said over 100 companies have gotten together to oppose the ban. Robin said this also calls for the building of detention centers near the border of Mexico.
Robin read a story about Kanye West deleting all of his positive messages about Donald Trump from his Twitter account. Robin said TMZ claims he's no longer happy with the job Trump is doing.
Robin read a story Trump accusing the news media on acts of terrorism around the world. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about that. Trump said that the media has their reasons and you understand that. Robin said she's not sure what their reasons are. Robin said Trump thinks the days of people attacking this country are over and he's going to be beefing up the military.
Robin read about the House of Commons in the UK saying that Trump isn't welcome to speak to Parliament when he visits. Robin had some audio of someone in Parliament talking about that.
Robin read about some protests taking place in New York city yesterday. Robin had some audio from a sit in that took place at one of Trump's properties.
Robin read a story about Honda and Hitachi getting together to sell electric automobiles. Robin said that they're working together to keep costs down. Howard asked if he'd have to plug the car in at night. Robin said he would. Robin said she was at some place where they had stations to plug in your car. She said it was the first time she'd seen that. Howard said he'd probably go into the sex robot field before cars.
Robin read a story about a Minnesota police department that said they were going to subject drunk drivers to the Justin Bieber Super Bowl commercial on their drive to the police station. Robin had some audio of that commercial. Robin said the police didn't arrest anyone in that town but they were ready to play that commercial.
Robin read a story about Hitler's phone being up for auction. Robin said a soldier stole it and brought it back to the U.K. Robin said she's not sure why anyone would want that. Howard said Fred would want that. Robin said it's the phone he kept in the bunker and gave orders to kill. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:10am.
Howard started the show talking about a headache he had last night. He said he doesn't get them often. He said he went to bed after masturbating. He said that helps relax him. He said the good thing is that his headache goes away completely when he's ejaculating. Robin said the doctors have been recommending that women have sex to get rid of headaches. Howard said it can help you. He said he's going to tell that to Beth.
Howard said the porn he watched last night made him feel bad about himself. He said after he did it he was thinking about what he watched. He said if he tells Robin about it she's going to have him committed. He said it was brother and step sister getting caught in the act. Howard said he said ''alright'' when he saw that. He said the girl looked attractive. He said she didn't have giant titties or anything. He said it was his type. He said it seems like everyone is his type. He said he felt like such a degenerate. Howard said he was all set up to do it last night. He said he had his tissues and a wash cloth covering the camera on his iPad. He said he isn't going to let anyone see him by hacking into his camera. Howard said he doesn't want a picture of that anywhere.
Howard said he was struggling to see his porn. He said he's back on YouPorn. He said he tried some others like Brazzers. He said that they did a thing during the Super Bowl where they had a half time orgy. He said that he missed it. He said that he was in the middle of watching that when Robin called him last night. Howard said the sound is way over the top. He wondered if Robin heard it. Robin said she didn't hear anything. Howard said he was doing research for the show by watching porn.
Howard said he saw this brother and step sister porn. He said he was getting ready to do it and whenever an older woman is asked to play a young girl is really stretching their acting ability. Howard said they find a young looking woman who is of age. Then they put her in a school girl outfit. Howard said it's a white shirt tied up so the belly shows and a school girl skirt with socks up to the knee. He said they have saddle shoes on too. Howard said they have two pony tails too. He said whenever they play a high school girl they go into baby talk. He said it's like they just learned the language. Howard said they don't have to do all of that. He said just act like who you are. He said you can throw in some cool words too if they want.
Howard said the plot of this porn is something he's never seen. He said he watched the whole thing and jerked off to it the whole time. Howard said the girl is walking home from school with her step brother who looks like he's 50. He said the guy is covered in tatts. He said there's no suspending disbelief with him. He said the guy is yelling at the girl saying he hates her. Then the girl says she has to pee. The guy says she has to do it every time. He said she pees her panties every time. Howard said he says he's going to tell the kids at school. the girl says don't do that. He said the guy is yelling at her and she's super hot. Howard said the guy is angry with her and he's told on her about everything before.
Howard said you have to see this guy. He said he may have seen grey hairs. He said he has big tattoos like you'd see in a biker flick. He said they're walking in the worst place ever and then the girl says she has to pee and it's like 10 minutes of this. He said he did fast forward through some of it. Howard said the girl ends up lifting her skirt and pees. He said it's a ton of pee all over her legs and underpants. Howard said the guy says he's going to tell everyone in school and mom and dad. She says she'll do anything if he doesn't tell. Howard said the guy is video recording her.
Howard said they get home and the guy is telling her to cut back on how much she drinks. He said the guy tells the girl to put her clothes in the laundry. Howard said the guy is still yelling at her. She begs him not to tell anyone what happened. The guy says there's nothing. Then the girl starts touching the guy's cock over his pants. Howard said the guy says that's inappropriate. Then she unzips him and his cock is out. Howard said then the girl says she'll do anything for him not to tell anyone. The girl starts blowing him and he says he won't tell anyone. Then they have full on sex.
Howard said this whole thing is ridiculous. Howard said what seems dumb now he's stroking off to. He said that's why this is so awful. Howard said then they're fucking and a teacher comes into frame. Howard said her name is Ms. Love. Howard said she's much older with giant tits. He said she's a bit of a mess. Howard said then the teacher says they're in trouble. As she's saying that she starts unbuttoning her shirt. Howard said then she says she's going to show the girl how to fuck. She says she's going to get herself some young dick. Howard said she gets completely nude. He said her tits looked really fake. Howard said she sits down and bangs the step brother. Howard said the other girl doesn't know what to do so she hops on a washing machine and asks what Ms. Love is doing. He said the teacher starts to rub the young girl's vagina really aggressively. She was spitting on it and all of that. He said he checked out after that.
Howard said he knew if he told Robin about this that she'd look down on him. Robin said she would respect him more if he turned the sound down. Howard said he has to have the sound.
Howard said that made his headache go away. He said after that he watched some of The Bachelor. Howard said this was the greatest episode ever. Howard said the guy had a moment of clarity. He said he was crying because he realized that dating on TV he might not be able to find a bride. Howard said finally he figured that out. He said all 17 of these girls left their jobs to go find love on TV in 6 weeks. Howard said the guy was on a date with two girls and he turns to the camera and says he's afraid he might not find a wife at the end of this. Howard said he went ''Eureka!'' He said that this guy came to his senses. Howard said finally one guy realized it's not real. Howard said this guy is going to have to get married to someone though. He said the girl he should choose is the black woman who is a lawyer who has a federal judge dad.
Howard said that girl Corinne wants to come in there. He said he's not sure how many people actually watch that show so he's not sure about having her on. Howard said the guy can't get rid of the black woman in the first week. He said it's time that a black woman wins The Bachelor though. He said she might go through.
Howard said there is something going on with vocal fry in this country. Howard said that women are turning into frogs. He said he read an article about it and they said the women want to sound more intelligent but it's like this. He did an impression of the vocal fry sound. Howard said there is no human quality with these voices.
Howard said there was a girl on last night whose name is Danielle and she had severe vocal fry. Howard said he's afraid that women are devolving back to the ocean and turning into frogs. Howard played a clip and said they didn't do anything to the tape. Howard said he got a note saying 7.5 million people watched The Bachelor last week. He said maybe he's on to something.
Howard played the clip of the vocal fry woman and it never clears up with her. Howard said after that conversation she happed into a pond. Howard said oddly enough the Bachelor said he might not find a wife on this show.
Howard played another clip where this girl was talking the whole time with that vocal fry thing. She didn't come out of it. Howard played a clip that was a minute or more long and she spoke that way the whole time. Howard said the guy took her to a pond and threw her in after that.
Howard asked what's going on with this. He said he wants to know what that's about. Robin said they've never had anyone call saying they do it because they like it. Howard asked if it feels good on the throat. Robin asked how that could feel good. Howard said he doesn't know. He said it's almost like Henry Kissinger. He said he used to speak like that. Howard did an impression of that guy.
Howard said J.B. had some great bits he wanted to do on Saturday Night Live when he was a writer there. Howard said he wanted to do a pirate with two eye patches. Howard said the guy who turned him on to J.B. was Jimmy Kimmel. He said that he told him he had to have him on the show. Howard said the guy is terrific and he was really on his game on Conan. Howard said he has to give him a shout out.
Howard said he watched Stephen Colbert too. Howard said he figured his ratings had to go up. He said he was watching the show last night and since Trump got elected Colbert does long monologues about Trump and it's like doing the news or doing what he did on Comedy Central. He said they're wildly funny. He said his ratings must be going up but then he reads in the paper and they say that he was number 1 in the ratings last week. Robin said he's tied Jimmy Fallon a couple of times and beat him last week. Howard said they also say that Fallon is number 1 in the 18-49 demographic. Howard said everyone is doing well.
Howard said they say that the ratings aren't like they used to be in late night. Howard said he was thinking the Colbert thing was very funny. He said it's a riff about Trump and his administration. Howard said he wasn't able to fall asleep so he was watching all of this. He said that fucking Supergirl is such a mess. He said he's such a fan of the comic books. He said Supergirl had to fight white Martians. He said she's such a disaster. He said she can't even beat this Martian. Howard said there's no one she can easily beat. Howard said she's fighting the guy and she figures out that heat destroys them. Howard said she finally figures it out. He said the White Martian tells her not to use it because there's a nuclear reactor nearby. Howard said her heat vision is concentrated. Howard said she does it by fighting hand to hand. Howard said she doesn't use her freezing breath or anything. Howard said her punches don't even hurt. He said she's like a fucking moron. Howard said he has to keep monitoring this though. Howard said he's afraid it'll get good. Robin said she watched 2 episodes when it started and that was enough for her.
Howard said comic books were his savior when he was a kid. He said all of his friends moved away. He said they were all afraid of black people. He said his mother told him that all of his friends moved away because they're afraid of black people. He said it's a miracle he's sitting there. He said he had so many issues growing up. He said he has such a negative self image.
Robin asked if Howard called his friends to invite them. Howard said he didn't. He said he had one friend who is Dr. Lou. Howard said he's the only one who would ride over to his neighborhood. Howard said he was a big, strong guy. Howard said he was the only one. He said that's why he's the only one he's in touch with now. Howard said the other kids didn't call. He said that's because they were 9. Howard said his mother would tell him they weren't calling but they were just 9. Howard did his mother's voice talking about that.
Robin said everything is about school at that age. Howard said he would shit his pants going to school. He said the gang violence and the fighting. He said that his friend was comic books. He said his fantasy as an older man is to see Supergirl on TV. He said they have special effects and Martians and all of that. Howard said they betray him with nonsense. Howard said Supergirl can't figure out how to have a boyfriend. Howard said The Flash is a joke too. He said he's busy time traveling and he can't beat anyone. Howard said he had to have this black Flash beat someone up for him. Robin said all of them have problems. Howard said then on Green Arrow the guy is a complete douche. Howard said they take all of them and make them idiots. Howard said he had a great romance going and the lawyer became more powerful than him. Howard said they're ruining all of these shows. Howard said they have to give everyone superpowers. Howard said that Lois Lane has super powers now. He said it used to be one guy with powers.
Howard said he was wide awake at 1 in the morning and he was watching all of these shows. Howard said he was hungry and had to eat something. He said he filled up and got sleepy. He said that's why he watched all of these shows. Howard said he went to bed too early and then got up early. Robin said he tells everyone to just lay here. Howard said he watched Conan and Colbert and then he watched 24. He said he had a lot of shows going in.
Howard said he was laying there thinking trying to go to sleep. He said he was thinking about the band The Eagles and wondering why they used the word Coletus. He said it angered him. He said he wondered who the fuck they are to use that word. Robin said it must be a flower. Howard said they should just say a rose or something. Robin said he was using a word to describe the scene. Howard said they did it just to show how intelligent they are. Howard said no one knows what that is. Howard said everything irritates him.
Howard said he was laying there and thinking about going into a bathroom with shit all over it. He said then he was thinking about the red carpet and the kids from Stranger Things showing up on it. He said he was thinking about how every time they show up there are 3 boys and this Australian girl. Howard said on the red carpet they get the three boys and they're so happy. Howard said the girl talks like she's 30 so she sucks the energy from the boys. Howard said she speaks like a 30 year old even though she's like 12. Howard said the 3 boys are so excited and lit up when they get on camera. Howard said they have the 2 white kids and the black kid. Howard said that kid hogs the microphone from the two white kids. Howard said they let him do his thing. He said they give him his moment. Robin said he's reading a lot into this. Howard said the girl's name is Millie Bobby Brown. He said she shows up when the boys are talking. He said she runs up and then the woman from E! focuses on her. Howard said the three boys are standing there like lunk heads. Howard said you can tell they hate her. Howard said that's what he imagines anyway. He said this is just his opinion just in case Alex Jones is listening.
Someone told Howard that Millie is British, not Australian. Howard said that makes sense. Howard said that she's probably going to go on to be a big actress and the boys are probably sick of her. Robin said they had a red carpet at the Super Bowl too and no one was walking that.
Howard said Robin told him yesterday about Mark Wahlberg leaving the game early thinking the Patriots were going to lose. Robin said he's blaming the kids now. Howard said great idea.
Howard said he was laying there trying to sleep thinking about the kids from Stranger Things. Howard said the kids are probably thinking they're going to end up like Butch Patrick after their show is done. Howard said a lot of kids think they're going to have it made but they won't. Howard said talk to the cast of the Brady Bunch. He said Millie Bobby Brown is going to be like Jodi Foster directing and acting and never calling the boys with a job. Howard said he's going to have Screech lecture the kids. Howard said they should have every kid in Hollywood talk to Screech. Howard said there's a guy who councils kids who are in show business. He was on the Donna Reed show. Howard said Danny Bonaduce used to try to warn the kids too. Robin said they do need something like that. Howard said it's going to sting even worse when Millie goes on to be a huge star.
Howard said life is a bitch. He said you can't wake up expecting life to go great. Robin said that's unless you're Tom Brady.
Howard said he wanted to hug the kids and tell them to Google Leif Garrett. Howard said that's life. He said we can't all be super stars. He said show business is rough. He said we all know it.
Howard said that 800-Flowers sent him a nice bouquet of flowers for Valentine's day. He said they sent him a nice note.
Howard said he has to talk about professor Irwin Corey who passed away. He said he has to spend some time talking about him.
Howard took a call from Boston Bobo who said Wendy was awesome yesterday. Robin said she was spending all day talking about her. Howard said Wolfie did some excellent reporting. Boston Bobo said that he thinks people are holding out on him. He said he's missing the ultimate babysitter porn. He said they have some where a brother is sleep walking. Howard said he's done with porn for now. He said he'd disgusted with what he watched.
Howard said Wolfie got some feedback in the email. He read through some of that and said he saw a picture of President Obama kite sailing with Richard Branson. Howard said that they sent out a message to Trump saying look at who is enjoying life. Howard said that's what he was saying about Trump. He said he had it made. Howard said he's been down to Mar-A-Lago twice already. Howard said now they're tracking when he goes down there. Howard asked what he needed this for. He said that was his point. Howard said Obama now has Trump's old life. Howard said Trump doesn't want to be in Washington. He said he fucked up. Howard said Obama is going to be on Leonardo DiCaprio's pussy boat soon and Trump is stuck in Washington DC.
Howard read some more email about Wendy and took a call from Steve from Florida. Howard said he has a bunch of people calling themselves Bobo on the phone. Steve said he's stuck with Steve from Florida now. Howard said he even has a Yugoslavia Bobo. Steve said this is out of control. He said he sent out a message about how it has to stop. Robin said the more he complains the worse it gets. Howard said even Steve sees that.
Howard read more Wendy and Wolfie email. They got a lot of positive feedback about Wolfie's work. Howard said people were upset about her cat stories.
Howard said that Wendy has a life. Steve said it's very sad. Robin said she's doing better than Steve. Howard said there aren't fake Wendy accounts out there. Howard said they did get one negative. The guy said Wendy is a thief and a scam artist.
Howard said even Mariann from Brooklyn is writing songs about Steve. Howard played a song parody she did where she sang about all of the Bobos out there. Howard said even she's getting in on the act. Steve said she's the best.
Steve asked if Howard wanted to hear what happened at the Dermatologist. Howard said no but Steve said he had to take his hair piece off there. He said it was embarrassing. Howard said his head is covered all the time and he still has shit under here. Howard said he's protected from the sun but there are things on there that have to be removed. Steve said he had to sneak into the bathroom and wait for his wife to leave. He said his wife has never seen him without it. Howard said imagine that. Steve said he has to hide all of that. Howard said imagine not being yourself around the guy. Steve said she thinks he has some hair on the top but she doesn't know. Howard said the whole idea of finding a spouse is to have someone in your life you can be yourself around. Howard said that guy on the Bachelor realized that.
Shuli came in and said that he learned that Steve uses Megyn Kelly eye cream. Howard said he didn't know she had eye cream. Howard asked what happened to the days when you couldn't do things like that. Howard played a song parody about Steve from Florida. Howard said that was Toupee Pac.
Shuli said Bobo sent him the letter that he sent to Twitter and he had it in a shadow so he couldn't read it. Shuli said he sent it to him twice and he wasn't able to read it. Howard said he could just attach the letter. Steve said he knows how to do it. Howard asked why he keeps sending him a picture. Steve said he thought he sent him the file. Robin asked if Steve if he uses a word processor or does he hand write them. Steve said he uses Microsoft Word. Howard showed Robin the photo of the document that he took a picture of. Howard asked why he would take a picture and send it. Steve said he's done it before and it worked. He said this time it didn't work.
Shuli said there are over 500 fake Bobo accounts on Twitter. Steve said they're coming in fast and furious.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Steve is really upset or does he love it. Steve asked who would love that. He said he doesn't want people using his pictures and saying horrible things. He said he's not into that. The caller said he thinks that he loves it. Steve said he doesn't.
Howard said he has Black Bobo on the phone. Howard took the call and Black Bobo said he just became Black Bobo. He said he's registering his account now. Shuli said there's a guy who claims he trademarked Bobo697 and he wants Steve to pay him to use the name. Howard said if he trademarks the name then he owns it. Howard asked why Bobo didn't trademark it. Steve said it costs a fortune to do that. Black Bobo said he's thinking of moving to Florida. He said he'd be Black Bobo from Florida.
Shuli said he's constantly hounded by Steve about how bummed he is. Howard said he can see the day when there are 10,000 Bobos out there. Shuli said there are a ton of gay Bobos out there too. He said they set up the account just like Steve but they have gay pictures.
Steve said that his family looks at all of this. He said that's why he has to get verified fast. Black Bobo said he just got verified on Twitter. Howard asked Black Bobo what he can do for him. Black Bobo said that Trump is an asshole for wanting their rent on time. He said his car got towed one time too.
Howard took a call from a Gay Bobo. It was one of the guys in the back playing the character. Gay Bobo talked about some of the gay stuff he does like Bobo would do. He said he was in the closet and one day he said ''Bobo Out... of the closet.'' Howard asked Gay Bobo if he's going to get verified. Gay Bobo said he's already verified. He said he has a notebook too and it's full of cocks.
Howard took a call from Deaf Bobo and that was another one of the guys in the back doing a mumbling voice and claiming he was verified too. Howard spent a minute with that guy and then let Steve go too. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Howard said he had a whole thing set up that he wanted to do and now he can't do it. Robin said he's being rigid. Robin said life works better if you're flexible. Howard said he knows that. Robin said they were discussing that when a baby cries you don't answer every cry. Robin said one expert said you do answer every cry because kids who do get that attention grow up to be happier and more successful.
Howard said they took Joe Buck's voice and called another sports show. Howard said they did this before and it worked again. Howard said it's great. Howard said this is Joe Buck getting into a fight with the host about Joe Buck. Howard played the call and the internet show took the call and they had Joe Buck asking what they think of Joe Buck. The hosts say they don't like Joe Buck. The guys had Joe saying that he thinks Joe is a good guy and he must be doing something right. The hosts of the show said they hate Joe and wish he would go away. They eventually realized it was Joe Buck's voice and they were trying to cover their asses for what they were saying. They hung up eventually.
Howard said that he and Robin were on the phone talking yesterday. He said that he was listening to Michael Bolton singing a song for Robin when he was up there recently. Gary said he was up there and they asked him to do the song and he agreed to do it. Howard said he ran into him out at some restaurant. Robin said they had him on the show years ago. Howard played the clip of Michael singing a song about Robin and some of the wacky things she's done. Howard said his new album ''Songs of Cinema'' is out this Friday.
Howard said Lenny Dykstra sent Robin a Valentine's day message too. Howard played that clip and Lenny was talking about Cupid running into her pussy. He said he calls his tongue Cupid. Howard said Robin is a girl with options now.
Howard played a Black History Minute with Wood Yi reading a story about black history. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard asked Brent what book that is. Brent said it's called Beyond Powerful Radio by Valerie Geller and it has some good suggestions on how to do things at a radio station. Howard said he was going to goof on it but it sounds like it might be good.
Brent told Howard some of the things she talks about in the book and Howard liked what he was hearing. Brent said that she says if you're being funny you can break all of her rules. She said that she has talked about Howard too and she says that you shouldn't try to be Howard unless you've been around as long as he has.
Howard did an impression of his dad and talked about how weird his voice is. He said he had immigrant parents and he tries to annunciate and it's very odd. Howard said his dad would come home and talk like that. Howard did his impression of his dad talking and goofed on him for a minute. He had Brent cracking up.
Howard said he was so bad on the air when he was starting out that he was told he should be a Program Director. Howard said his dad told him not to do that. He said his dad told him he'd make money on the air, not as a Program Director.
Howard asked if Brent told everyone to read the book. Brent said that he told the younger guys who haven't been there that long to check it out. He said he's going to tell them which chapters to read because you can only take so much of it at one time. He said you have to take your time and share your knowledge with the young people.
Howard said it's good to see that Memet is taking his time to read the book while he's taking time off from having sex.
Brent said that Valerie has worked with a lot of people Howard has heard of. He said if you get 5 or 6 sessions with her then you think about things you don't usually think about. Howard said he didn't listen to consultants. Brent said that ratings talk. He said if you're being funny then the rules don't matter so much.
Brent said he and Valerie worked with Marilou Henner trying to help her out with her radio show. He said they got her on 11 stations before that failed. Howard said that they're going to turn Memet into My Fair Lady. Robin said that she could give him etiquette lessons.
Howard said speaking of Memet they learned that he is clueless when it comes to safe sex. Howard said he thinks the pull out method works. He said he thinks there's almost no sperm in pre-cum. Howard said he might have to hire this Valerie woman to help JD. He asked if JD has it. JD said he doesn't. Howard said he knows JD thinks he knows everything. JD said radio isn't something he aspires to do. Howard said JD is in radio. JD said he knows. Howard said he is in radio now. JD asked if he's doing a good job for him. Howard said he is but he is in radio. JD told him to forget it. He said he's not looking to have a career on radio.
Howard said he has talked to many great soldiers and they say they can be in the middle of a battle and their gun jams. Howard said they don't give up. He said they do whatever they have to do to get it back working to shoot the enemy. Howard said you have to stay in the fight. Howard said the English language is his battle and JD just gives up. He said he doesn't stay in the fight. JD said he doesn't want to waste people's time with what he has to say.
Howard said JD is 37 and he's been there how long. JD said like 14 years. Howard told him to read that book. JD said okay. Howard said maybe he'll learn something. JD said he could learn a lot of things. Robin said maybe something will click and he'll get out a sentence. Howard said he'll be like that kid in Stranger Things.
Howard said JD pulled a clip of the kids from Stranger Things. He said he found the clip of the kids on the red carpet. Howard said this was at the Screen Actors Guild awards. Howard said the three boys are talking and then Millie Bobby Brown shows up and you can't even hear the boys after that. Howard played the clip and the boys are talking and then Millie shows up and the reporter pulls the microphone away and talks to her instead of the boys.
Howard said he was talking about Memet. He said that Shuli talked to the Wack Pack about having sex and Gary the Conqueror knows more about it than Memet. Howard played the clip and Gary knew there is sperm in pre-cum. Gary knew that he should wear a condom so you don't get a girl pregnant. Howard said Gary knows better than Memet. Robin said that Memet should be ashamed. Robin said he doesn't have as much information as a slow adult.
Howard said they did fine one Wack Packer who knew less than Memet. Robin guessed it was High Pitch Erik. Howard said she's right. Howard played a clip of Erik talking about how when you cum inside a woman you pull out slowly because it feels really good. He thought that's what the pull out method was. Howard said he'd probably have 14 kids if anyone was having sex with him.
Howard played a clip of Big Foot talking about the pull out method. He said you fuck her and go on with your day. That was it. Howard said Big Foot is qualified to answer this because he's done every position. Howard played a clip of Big Foot talking about all of the positions he's done. He's been upside down and every other way. He was telling Shuli about how he got upside down.
Howard played a clip of King of All Blacks talking about how the pull out method and how it works. King said you just want to let it go in there but you have to pull out as soon as you let out that first ''Ugh'' sound. Howard said King also knew what cum tasted like. Howard said most of the Wack Pack said they didn't know but King immediately said it tastes like a salty skim milk. He said back in the day you're curious and you taste it. He said you do the same with your blood so you just taste stuff. King said he was about 20 when he tasted it. Howard said the worst is the way his feces tastes.
Howard said they asked Nicole Bass if there's sperm in pre-cum and she gets into way too much detail. Howard played the clip and Nicole was talking about the taste and how the beginning of pre-cum tastes nice. She said it's got a taste and then you get the cum-cum. Shuli cut her off saying he was driving through a tunnel and he's losing her. Howard said Fred's tastes like eggplant parm.
Howard said Arnold Schwarzenegger has a message for Memet. He played phony Arnold talking about how he's going to have a Mexican Memet coming soon.
Howard played a Ham Hands Bill message for Memet too. Howard said that they have to ask Nick if he pulls out when he comes in there. Howard played that Ham Hands Bill message where he told Memet about what to do with the girls. He told Memet to please the girls first. Howard cut that clip off asking what the fuck he's talking about.
Howard said there it is. He did a live commercial read and then went to break.
Howard came back and said that Nick Cannon is there. He said he's wearing that turban today. Howard asked if he got tattooed. Nick said he has been tattooed. He said he had them when hew as at America's Got Talent. He said he's been tatted sine he got the big Mariah tatt on his back. Howard said he's still doing the turban. Nick said Howard is too. Robin said she saw him at the Victoria's Secret fashion show with the pink turban on. Howard said he has a theory about the turban. Howard was warning one and Gary came in wearing one too. Nick said very funny. He said Howard's is fucking amazing. He said his looks like Nicki Minaj's ass. Howard said it really does.
Howard told Nick he has to slow down. Nick said he has. He said he has heard Howard talking about him. He said he thinks he comes there too much. He said he's a true fan and he listens a lot. Nick said he doesn't want to be that guy that comes in too much. Howard said he had so much to talk to him about. He said he wants him to come in. Nick said people get mad about their friendship. He said people liked it better when they were fighting.
Howard said that's true because people do ask why he becomes friendly with people who come on the show. Howard said he needs friends too. Howard said he and Nick got along on America's Got Talent. He said they had a good time together.
Nick said he has taken Howard's advice and he's meditating now. He said he does Transcendental Meditation like Howard does. He said he went to India and he's really into it. He said the turban is real. Howard said he's growing a beard now. Nick said he can't grow one.
Howard said he wants to catch up with Nick. He said he doesn't see him a lot now. Howard said at America's Got Talent he'd say hi and ask what's going on with him. He said he'd lecture him for like 2 seconds. He said he needed to calm down. Howard said he had endless chicks and multiple phones. Nick said he got rid of all of his phones. He said he doesn't carry them anymore. Nick said people would ask to see the phones so he got rid of them. He said he doesn't have phones. Howard asked if he really doesn't. Nick said he only has email in his office. Howard said it's fun to hook up on the phone. Nick said he calls them on a regular phone now. Nick said he's going to do that with Robin later tonight.
Howard asked Nick about being in the hospital again. Nick said that was over Christmas. Howard said this is the Lupus thing. Howard said Nick is 36 and he has to be hospitalized a lot. Nick said he was on too much medicine. He said the doctors were over medicating him. Nick said he was in the gym working out and not doing anything too crazy. He said he does a lot of Marital Arts and stuff. Howard asked what he benches. Nick said he works out with 225. He said he probably weighs 165-170 pounds. Howard said that's impressive. Howard asked if he still has an 8 pack. He said he took his clothes off many times on America's Got Talent. He said he should have called. He said he heard he had 5 blood transfusions in the hospital. Nick said most of the blood went into his arms. He said he was on blood thinners and it was all going into his arms. Nick said he was working out and it was a quick pain he had in his arms. He said he was working out with Dick Gregory. He said he should have him on the show. Howard said he got very political. Nick said his arms swelled up and they had to give him blood transfusions. He said he was in the hospital for 12 days.
Howard asked who came to visit him in the hospital. Nick said Dick Gregory and Kevin Hart did. Howard asked if anyone from America's Got Talent came to visit. Nick said no but they did send flowers. Howard asked if Mariah acknowledged it. Nick said she sent him some candy. He said she was trying to kill him with that.
Howard said Nick has a candy store in his house. Nick said he does. He said Robin should come over to see it.
Howard asked Nick if he's not using condoms. Nick said he's not having sex. He has another baby on the way. He said it's any day now. Hard said she's not even a girlfriend. Nick said this is how he gets fucked up. He said he doesn't think about having sex. He said sometimes you go into it thinking about it but if he's just having a good conversation and it leads to sex then you're not thinking about it. He said it just happens. He said he can even make it overnight but then in the morning he gets morning wood and they might end up doing it.
Howard said Nick has kids with Mariah and he doesn't know why he wouldn't keep a box of condoms in the house. Nick said he's not trying to be sexual. He said that the woman means something to him if he's having sex. He said he used to keep 30 on him when he was in his groupie years. Nick said he doesn't have sex with people unless it's someone special. Howard asked who this woman is that he knocked up. Nick said she's amazing. He said she was someone who was spiritually helping him. He said she's into church and all of that. Howard said she's a Miss Arizona. He said she's also a Miss Guam in the Miss Universe pageant. Howard said that's amazing. Howard said just put a rubber on. Nick said he's excited about this child. Howard asked if he really is. Howard said he doesn't have time to hang out with the kids. Nick said he does have time. He said he loves children and this is going to be amazing.
Howard asked Nick if he's going to have the kids on the same weekend. Nick said why not. Howard said maybe put time in with Mariah's kids and then Miss Guam's kids. Nick said he can do that too. Howard asked if Mariah is going to have a problem with that. Howard said he read in the divorce that the kids aren't allowed to call anyone else Dad. Nick said that's right. Robin asked what they're going to call his next wife. Nick said he's never marrying again. He said he's good the way he is. He said he feels like he's evolved. He said it's stressful for him and that could fuck him up. He said it's stressful.
Howard said he has to come up with child support now. Nick said that should happen. He said that's made for people who don't take care of their kids. Howard said he could have saved himself from all of this if he had just used a condom. Nick said he's happy to have another child. Robin said she thought he was trying to repopulate the earth. Nick said they do say to be fruitful and multiply.
Howard said he saw on Twitter that Dane Cook was worried about him in the turban. Howard said he thinks he went too far with the pink one. Howard said Nick tweeted back saying he is a king. Robin asked where his kingdom is. Nick said he'll show her. Howard asked if the turban look backfired on him. Nick said no. Howard said the turban thing is just him and no one else. Howard said he thinks he was trying to start a fashion trend. Nick said that's not what it was. He said there are a lot of people wearing turbans. He didn't do it as a fashion statement. Robin said this is a religion thing. Nick said it's a spiritual thing and not a religious thing. He said he did study sikhism and that's what it's about. He said he wore the turban on America's Got Talent. He said he almost got fired over it.
Nick said that he has a hair thing going on under the turban. He said that he's getting ready to do a movie and his hair is going to be wild.
Howard asked if it makes it easier to get a taxi cab with that turban on. Nick said it does and that's what it was all about. Howard said someone said he thought he had turned into a genie and they were going to ask him for a wish.
Howard said Nick got out of the hospital and he went right into the recording studio. Howard said this is where he goes wrong. Howard said he has to calm down. Nick said he has stuff he's working on and that's his happy place. He said there's no stress. Howard asked if he brings in the bitches. Nick said he has to stop calling them that. Howard said he uses that in his special. Nick said he doesn't call particular women bitches.
Howard asked Nick if he wrote some part of the big Kanye West hit ''Gold Digger.'' Nick said he was there. He said Kanye can pull from people and he has a lot around him. He said back then he was hanging around him. He said he met Kanye before he was Kanye West. He said he was a kid hanging around the studio. He said he gave him a couple of beats early on. He said they kind of came up together. Howard asked if he was in a song writing camp with him. Nick said Kanye wrote and produced for him. He said he didn't want to take credit for what he put into it. He said Kanye had a spoken word piece that he did back then and he wanted him to put it in a song. He said that's how they came up with Gold Digger.
Nick said Kanye helped him produce a song. Howard said it's about how Nick's mom didn't get an abortion and that saved his life. Howard played the song and he's singing about her being in the clinic and she hears a voice in her head and that was his voice asking her not to get an abortion.
Howard said that's a heavy thing to put on a kid. He said that his mother was going to get an abortion but she changed her mind. Nick said the funny thing is that they blame each other for that. He said his dad says his mom wanted it and his mom says that his dad wanted it.
Howard said that Nick has a stand up special called ''Stand Up Don't Shoot'' which is going to be on Showtime. Howard said Nick talks about how there are different Nick's. He said he has the America's Got Talent Nick and the Stand Up Nick. Howard said Nick uses the N-word a lot in his special. Nick said it's not every other word. Howard played a clip where Nick was using the word. In the clip Nick said he wishes he could say what he wants to when he's on that show.
Nick said Howard can't be this Howard on NBC. He said that they liked it when Howard made the 7 year old cry. He said they thought they were going to get the Howard that shows titties. Howard said he tried to get Heidi to show her's but NBC didn't allow it.
Howard said that Dick Gregory decided to stop using the N-word. Nick said it was Paul Mooney who stopped. He said Dick uses it in this special.
Howard said he wants to understands the use of the word. He asked Nick if his kids are around is he going to tell them ''Nigga eat your vegetables.'' Nick said he might do that. Howard said he doesn't think he will. Nick said he has said it around his son but not his daughter. He said he tries not to curse around women. He said he tries to have more respect around women. Howard asked about the cultural thing and if that changes it. Nick said that Richard Pryor changed it because they used to say negro. He said that Pryor was the one who changed it to ''nigger.'' He said it's very powerful. He said Howard could use it but just use it around the right people. He said Howard can use it because he grew up around black people.
Howard said Nick talks about the different Nicks there are like America's Got Talent Nick and Spoken Word Nick and all of these other Nicks. Howard said that he was shocked when he said he smokes weed but doesn't roll his own joint. He has his own guys to do that. Nick said that it's a skill to roll a blunt. He said that he doesn't do it every day so when he does it the thing is deformed.
Howard said Nick is very honest in his special. He said he admits that he doesn't carry a gun but his guys do. Nick said that Ronnie must carry one. Howard said he doesn't know what Ronnie does. Nick said someone has to be strapped. Howard said he'll have to look into that.
Howard said that people are used to America's Got Talent Nick. Howard asked if he should test out using the N-word. Nick said use it out on 125th street and yell it out.
Howard said the special is coming out and he's still the head of Radio Shack. Nick said that the headphones are booming. Howard said he uses the ones he sent him. He said he got a drone too. Howard said he wants to fly it over some girl's bedroom. Nick said that's what it's for.
Howard said he thinks Nick is still doing too much. He said he's working on a film with Whoopi Goldberg. Nick said he just sold that. He said he wrote it, directed it and paid for it. Howard said he feels like he's doing all of this stuff like he's running out of time. He said he feels like he's on a mad pussy tear to get it out of his system. Nick said Howard should be a therapist because that's what it is. He said when you have near death experiences you do feel like you're running out of time. Nick said he doesn't fear it now though. He said he welcomes it. He said he's probably going to die sooner than most people. Robin said he doesn't have to take the doctor's word for it. Nick said that's why he's fucking without a condom.
Howard asked if he could die in his 40s. Nick said he could. He said the blood transfusions were so he didn't die. He said he had to have that done. He said the doctor said he was shocked he was still alive. He had two blood clots and one was in his lung and one was in his heart.
Howard said that he adores Nick and he doesn't want to lose him. Howard said maybe when the doctor walks in and tells him this then he worries. Howard said he was on a tear when he was in his 40s. He said Ralph told him he had to slow down. He said he had to do that because he was going to kill himself. Nick said you have to keep going. He said tomorrow isn't promised so get the most out of life.
Howard played a song that Nick did and it had a female singer. Howard asked if she was hot. Nick said she was but he was focused on doing the song. He said she's very young too. He said he doesn't date anyone younger than 21. He said it gets creepy when you do that.
Howard asked Nick about singing about the white man in his song. Nick said that white isn't just all white people. He said it's the wealthy white that's the white man. He said everyone else is in the same fight that they're in. Robin agreed with him and Nick sounded shocked that she was agreeing with him.
Howard said Nick wrote a spoken word poem called Fake Bitches. Howard played some of that for Robin. Nick said he wasn't just talking about women. He said it was fake people in show business. Howard asked who these people are. Nick said Howard won't know them because they're fake.
Howard asked Nick if he goes out to a club and he's doing some DJ work. Howard asked if they come up to him and say hi. Nick said most of them will come up to the DJ. Howard asked why he's so angry. He said maybe the girl is interested in him. Nick said that there's a time and place for everything. He said he doesn't want to meet people in a club when he's a DJ. He said there are women who bounce from table to table and those are the people he's talking about. He said that's how they make a living. He said that he cares for the fake bitches. He said that they're afraid of real women and that's what he wants. He said he wants a Robin Quivers.
Howard asked where Nick meets real women. Nick said in the library at Howard University. He said that's where he's going to school.
Nick said he heard Robin was calling him a sell out this morning. Robin said she was going by what Howard was saying. Howard said he was talking about Nick's stand up special. Robin said Howard said that Nick has one persona when he wants to get paid at America's Got Talent and another one when he's being himself. Robin said that's a sell out. Howard said he doesn't even want to get into this.
Howard asked Nick when he says he goes to college how much studying is he doing. Nick said he's doing a lot. He said he has to go to class. Howard said he's a famous guy though. Nick said they got over that the first week or two. He said he doesn't try to socialize with the female students there. Nick said he doesn't go to parties and stuff. He said they're a little too young for him too. Howard asked what he's learning. Nick said he's learning a lot.
Howard asked if a lot of brothers hit him up for jobs. Nick said they do but that's what he wants. He said he's helping set things up at Howard University.
Howard asked if he has security there. Nick said he doesn't do that. He said his brother goes there too and he's actually a Junior. Howard said he can't believe he's doing that. Nick said he's in class on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Howard said Nick talks about Bill Cosby in his special. Nick said that's right and they knew that there was something going on with that guy. He said you think about how he played a gynecologist and he had his office in his basement on the Cosby Show. He said that no one said shit about it. Howard said this is why he might get an award for this special.
Howard asked Nick if he misses white people when he's at Howard University because it's 91 percent black. Nick said not at all.
Howard asked Nick why he didn't go to Netflix for his stand up special. Nick said he'd love to. He said other guys are getting great deals over there.
Howard asked Nick if Trump is his president. Nick said not at all. He said he thinks the president is Putin. He said that Trump is just one of his minions. Howard said his father is a real conspiracy theorist. Howard asked if he'd look at Trump differently if he wore a turban. Nick said he thought that's what that was on his head.
Howard asked Nick if they have a fully divorced Nick now. Nick said he is divorced. Howard said he read the agreement he had and wondered why he has to pay $5,000 a month for child support. Nick said that was the minimum he wanted to pay. He said he wanted that. Howard said he doesn't need to pay that. Nick said he puts it into a trust. He said Mariah isn't getting it. Howard said he read that he's still friendly with Mariah too. Nick said she gave him the two most beautiful kids. Howard asked if there's a chance they could have sex again. Nick said no way. He said he's not a repeat offender. He said once he's done he's done.
Howard asked if he had a discussion with Mariah about putting the kids in the reality show. Nick said he did and he just wants to protect his kids. He said he's not buying that she's dating that young dancer either. He said it's a reality show and it's all fake. He said that he doesn't even know if that's real. He said if they wrote that story it's like a soap opera.
Howard said that Nick talks about Mariah in his special and talks about her relationship with a billionaire. Howard said Nick talks about how guys like that don't have a big dick. Nick said Howard can fuck up a joke. Howard asked if Nick's penis is veiny. Nick said it is. Howard said Nick said he has over 6 or 7 inches. He said Nick talks about how he gives good dick. Nick said that a woman will stay with you if you have good dick no mater how much money you have. Nick said he doesn't need the cars and money to keep a woman. He said he's able to give good dick.
Howard asked Nick about how much time he needs with a woman to make her tremble. Nick said you have to make it last so long that they can barely walk. He said you have to get the woman in the mood to have an orgasm. Howard asked if he talks during sex. Nick said he does. He said you have to be real and authentic. He said you don't talk like in a porno. Howard asked him to rehearse with him. Howard said he knows it's weird but just go with it. Nick did it with Howard for a few seconds and said he can't do this. Howard said he's just happy if the woman doesn't cry. Howard asked him to fuck him in his ass. Nick said he doesn't do that shit.
Howard asked if he wears his turban when he's having sex. Nick said absolutely. He said that women ask to wear it during those times. Howard said he'd love to fuck Rihanna. Nick said the whole world would. Howard asked if he has ever said to her that he would like to do that. Nick said he knows her and she's his friend. Howard said if he married her it would be huge. Nick said if you go out there thirsty then you look wild and crazy. Howard said that was him. Nick said you don't plan it. He said if it happens it happens. Howard asked if it would be possible to make her tremble. Nick said Howard does T.M, and he should be able to control it. Nick said that Sting was on that Tantric sex thing. Nick said he can control when he has an orgasm.
Howard said he hopes he does get Rihanna. Nick said he's not trying to. He said she may not like that. Howard said everyone likes it. Howard told Nick to think about it. He said if he bangs Mariah and then Rihanna then they're going to have to bronze his dick. Nick said that's a deal. He said that might be what he needs.
Howard said that Nick has a lot of shit on his mind. Nick said he doesn't hold back either. Howard asked if he thinks the America's Got Talent money is going to dry up from what he says in his special. Nick said he could make a big deal out of that if they fired him. Howard asked how many more seasons he has at America's Got Talent. Nick said he loves that job but he's not sure how much longer it'll last. He said he hopes he can do it forever.
Howard asked if Nick is getting along with Simon Cowell. Nick said they're fine. He said Simon is in the Illuminati too. Howard asked when he last had a woman. Howard asked who is there with him. Nick said Dorian is there. He said that guy you don't want to fuck with.
Howard had Dorian come in. Howard said that's a real man. Dorian came in and Howard asked how he's doing. Dorian asked how Howard is doing. Howard asked if he's on a pussy vacation. Dorian said he's not and it's the opposite of Nick. Nick said he has to level up like Leo DiCaprio. He said that sometimes Leo comes to his DJ nights. He said he's never been invited on his pussy boat though. Howard asked if that's what Nick wants to have. Nick said that's his next move. Howard said imagine what that would be like. Howard said Pitbull invited him on his pussy plane. Nick said anything can go wrong in the sky so he'd rather be on a boat.
Howard asked Dorian if Nick is really on a pussy vacation. Dorian said he is and thank god he is. Howard asked Dorian what he said when he heard that Nick knocked up that chick. Dorian said he knew he wanted more kids and she was a perfect woman to have a child with out of the women he was seeing at the time. Howard asked if Dorian is going to be the cruise director on the pussy boat. They all started talking at once about what that would be like.
Howard said if Dorian says that he's on a break then he believes it. Nick said he's on a break. Howard said things were wild in that trailer at America's Got Talent. Nick said Summer time is returning soon. Howard said Nick had to come up with games to play with the girls. Howard said he had to keep them busy. Howard said Dorian had to take them to play Bingo.
Howard asked if Dorian is going to wear a turban. Dorian said he's not because that's not his thing. He said it doesn't work for him.
Howard gave Nick some plugs and said his stand up special is on Friday night on Showtime. Howard said his film ''King of the Dance Hall'' is coming soon to YouTube Red. Howard said Whoopi Goldberg is in it. Howard said she hasn't been in much lately. Howard asked if it's the white man who decided to keep her out of movies. nick said he thinks so.
Howard asked if women came to visit nick at the hospital. Dorian said they did. Nick said they're not going to tell everything. He said he had some hot nurses there. Howard asked if he fucked a nurse there. Nick said he didn't. Dorian said he didn't. Howard asked why he's acting like he did. Dorian said he's not. He said he's never seen Nick having sex, ever. Nick said he's heard it though.
Howard asked Dorian about how much time he gets off a year. Dorian said he gets like 5 days off a year. He said they work all the time. Nick said their vocation is their vacation.
Howard asked Nick what he would do if Dorian fell in love with Mariah. Nick said he'd be fine with it. He said he'd never go there but if he did he'd tell him to take his shot. Dorian said that would never happen. Nick said he'd look at him differently but he'd tell him to take that shot.
Howard said he wishes he had hung out with Nick more over there at America's Got Talent. Howard said he can look for him on that pussy yacht. Robin said all of a sudden he likes boats. Howard asked who the better judge is, Howard Stern or Simon Cowell. Dorian said Simon is a better judge of musicians but Howard is better over all.
Howard said he has this turban on and he's talking like Nick. He gave him more plugs and played his song as he was wrapping up. They went to break a short time later. As they were going to break Fred played a few bits and phony phone calls.
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Howard came back and said they're going to start the news but they might meet Nick from The Bachelor. He said they might get him for 10 minutes. Howard said he might have a man for Robin. Robin said she's not sure she's on Nick anymore. Howard said he has a ton of questions for the guy and he may only get him for 10 minutes.
Howard had Fred play Robin into her news with a song parody. He had one from Eli Braden. Robin stated off her news with a story about Facebook giving time off for family bereavement and sick leave for giving. Howard said he's all for radio. He said he never got a day off for that stuff. Robin said that they're giving up to 20 days off. Robin said they're also going to get paid for family sick time. Howard said most guys who take paternity leave end up playing video games for weeks. Howard said he's not naming names though (He was talking about Shuli).
Robin read a story about a woman who died after getting her arm caught in a clothing donation drop off box. Robin said that you're supposed to throw clothing into these things and she somehow got caught in it. Robin said they're not saying if she was going in or taking something out. Robin said she died of trauma and hypothermia. Robin said she broke her arm and wrist and she wasn't able to free herself. Robin said she wasn't able to get out because of that. Robin said her feet weren't touching the ground and no one found her for hours and hours. Howard said they say that she was using a ladder and it fell. She was trying to get stuff out of the bin. Robin said that wasn't in her version of the story.
Robin read a story about Millenials and dating sites. Robin said that someone did some research for Match.com and they say that Millenials are more likely to have sex before a first date. Robin said they are looking to see who you are and looking to see if they should spend time with you. Howard said that's ass backwards. Howard said that's his kind of dating. He said he should have been a Millennial.
Howard said now nick has his own grooming product business. Nick said he has two business partners so he can go away for a time. Howard asked if he gets paid to do the show. Nick said they do pay him in some ways but he's not making a lot of money on it.
Howard said Nick is a good looking dude. He said he's seen him with his clothes off. Nick said it's still hard to meet women. Howard asked how he got his physique. Nick said he worked out in school. He said he was a runner. He said he still works out an hour a day or so. Howard said chicks must find him attractive. Howard said girls have to hit on him.
Nick said that people think if you go on that you can't possibly find anyone else. He said it's just another way to meet someone. Howard asked when he's with these girls they have this vocal fry. Howard said it's going on all over the country. Howard said he threw a girl off last night and he thinks it's because of that. Nick didn't even know what vocal fry is. Howard played a clip of Danielle talking with that vocal fry. Howard said she's part frog.
Howard asked if that gets to Nick. Nick said she was a sweet girl. He said that he just wants them to be honest. He said that he wants them to surprise him with honesty. He said that some of the girls can do it. Robin asked if he notice the voices. Nick said there are some things that are kind of weird. He said he has his own ticks.
Howard said he has to tell Nick that a lot of times a white guy will pick some black chicks and kick them of the first week. He said Nick is not a racist. Nick said definitely not. He said he did send some home early. He said Rachel is beautiful, smart and intelligent. Howard said she's an attorney and her father is a federal judge. Nick said he likes spending time with her. He doesn't care about the color of her skin.
Howard said he has so many questions for him. Howard asked Nick if he's on a date and the chicks are making out with him and they're in bathing suits, he must pop a boner. He said a lot of times he will stand up and he doesn't have wood. Nick said it is ABC/Disney. He said he is attracted to attractive people. Howard said Corinne is there and she's very hot. Howard asked if he can control his erection. Nick said in general no guy can.
Howard asked Nick if he goes home after a date and has to take care of himself. Nick said there is no time for that. He said you're exhausted physically and emotionally. He said on some days he's having 17-18 conversations. Howard said he would have to take care of himself down there.
Howard asked Nick if he shaves his body hair. Nick said he is lucky and he doesn't have a lot of body hair. Howard asked if any of the girls have bad breath. Nick said in general that's the biggest turn off for him. He said there's a lot of Listerine floating around the set.
Howard asked if the producers ever ask him to keep a girl around because she's good on TV. Nick said not as much as you'd think.
Howard said he has watched every season of The Bachelor. He said the ratings are very good. Nick said he's excited about that. Howard said sex must go on in the fantasy suite. Nick said it does happen. Howard said he got upset one time. Nick said his emotions have gotten to him at times. Howard wondered if he found love this season. Robin said there have been some promos where it looks like he's fallen for someone. Howard asked why he'd stop the party if so many chicks are into him. Nick said at some point he wants to slow down. He's 36. Howard said Nick Cannon said he's going to wait until he's 40 to slow down.
Howard said these women are expecting that he's going to take them on dates in helicopters and stuff. Nick said that it's not romantic to do that. Gary came in and said he's got to go. Gary said that he's not buying that he's tired of the women. Howard said Gary comes in every day saying he doesn't watch the show but he knows all about the show. Nick said so many people pretend not to watch it but they have the most questions about it. Nick said just admit you watch it. He said it's a great show.
Howard asked if he gets hit on out on the street. Nick said a lot of guys come up to him. Howard said Gary comes in saying that his wife watches it but not him. Robin had more questions but they dragged Nick out of there.
Howard said he's not going to find love on that show. Robin said that she thinks it could happen. Robin said it does work for some people. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Richard Hatch who died. Robin asked Howard if he knows who that is. Howard said he was on Survivor. Robin said that this is the actor Richard Hatch. Robin said he was on one of Howard's favorite shows. He was on Battlestar Galactica. He played Captain Apollo in the first series. Howard said he did watch that. Robin had a clip of him on the show. Howard said ''Oh, him!'' like he recognized him from the audio clip.
Robin read about an auction for a Cheeto that looked like Harambe the Gorilla. Howard said it really does look like him. Robin said it sold for $100,000. Howard said he bought one that looks like the shark in Sharknado 4. Robin said since the gorilla was killed that a cult like following has developed online. Robin said the bidding was at $99,900. Howard said concerts to that idiot. Howard said Fred bought Hitler's toaster.
Robin read a story about how Viacom is going to work on some of their channels to get more viewership. Robin read about the channels that are going to get more money to put into programming. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a report that says Connecticut could benefit from legalizing marijuana. Robin said the report was using the Colorado method of legalizing pot.
Robin read a story about a woman in France who is saying that Jews should give up wearing Yarmulkes in public to help the fight against radical Islam. Howard said he doesn't think Trump would even say that. Robin said they're saying that this could bring a ban to wearing religious items in public. Howard said that woman told Billy Bush she's going to grab guys by the cock.
Robin read a story about Betsy DeVos being made the Secretary of Education yesterday. Robin had some audio of her being sworn in.
Howard took a call from fake Mike Pence. The guys in the back played pre-recorded clips of the impersonator as Howard went through the script. They spent a couple of minutes on that. Fake Trump was there too for a few seconds.
Robin read a story about Elizabeth Warren being sanctioned yesterday. Robin said that they were trying to block Jeff Sessions from getting confirmed. Robin said that Warren was cut off by Mitch McConnell and she's been banned from talking on the floor for the rest of the confirmation hearing. Robin had some audio of McConnell explaining why she was banned.
Robin read a story about Iran answering back to Trump when he said they shouldn't be testing. Robin said that Sean Spicer says that Iranian leaders are kidding themselves if they think there's not a new President in town. Robin had some audio of Spicer talking about that.
Robin read about the travel ban and how Trump is fighting it with his own lawyers. Trump kept saying it's all common sense. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how Houston police are still trying to find Tom Brady's jersey. Robin said they don't want to be known as the town where the jersey was stolen. Robin had audio of an officer asking for any video of it being stolen to be turned over.
Robin read a story about a 10 year old autistic girl who was locked in a cage in Tennessee. Robin said she was surrounded by dog feces. Robin said the parents said they did that to make her easier to control. Robin said it's not easy but that's not the way to control your child.
Robin read a story about Aretha Franklin announcing that she's retiring. Robin said she's going to go on a short tour after finishing her album and then she's retiring other than doing a few shows here and there on special occasions. Howard said it sounds like when The Who retired. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.
Today's show was over around 11:00am.