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Howard and the guys were back from vacation this morning. Howard started the show asking if they did work on his microphone because it sounds off. Howard said he knows they changed the phone system. Gary said he was told no one touched it. Howard said they say that until he finds out they did. Howard said it dos sound different. Howard said maybe it's because he hasn't been there in a while.
Howard said they have been away for 2 weeks so he has a lot to catch up on. Howard said he doesn't want to come back after taking that much time off. He said it's no different there for him than it is for other people and their jobs. Howard said the thought of coming back to work is like going back to school on a Monday. He said he can't separate the two. Robin asked why not. Howard said he doesn't know. He said he's not a psychiatrist.
Howard said he watched the movie ''Moonlight'' and it bummed him out. He said it reminded him of high school. Robin said she watched it and it was like pure torture. Howard said it was a good movie but not the best of the year. Robin said it wasn't ground breaking. She said it was like watching a kid being tortured his whole life. Howard said then he came out all muscular at the end.
Robin said the funniest thing at the Oscars last night was Best Picture award being given to the wrong people. Howard said he has to get to that right away.
Howard said he has the woman in charge of the envelopes on the phone. Howard said she's from Price Waterhouse. Howard said he has a new phone system and he hopes he doesn't screw it up. Howard picked up and had clips of Wendy the Slow Adult on the phone acting as the woman. Howard asked if it was her fault. She said it wasn't and it was ''Jimble Kimble's'' fault. Howard asked what happened there. The guys played clips of Wendy saying various things as Howard asked her questions about the screw up. He asked her about getting shit and piss on the envelope and things like that.
Howard said Jimmy Kimmel hosted the show last night. He said he did a great job. Robin said he did an excellent job. Robin said she thought he was great. Howard said he has some clips to play. He had a clip of Warren Beatty talking about why he announced the wrong movie. He said he saw the name on it and he wasn't trying to be funny. Jimmy Kimmel said he was funny. It turned out to be Moonlight that won.
Howard said he's glad it wasn't the reverse. He said if white people had to come up and grab their Oscars from them it would have been bad. Howard said the Oscars went way out of their way to make sure black people were represented. Howard said he had a strange feeling that they gave awards to black people to clear the way for white people to win. He said it was very racially charged.
Robin said they had given acceptance speeches and did the whole thing and then the black people came and took their Oscars.
Howard said Jimmy gave Mel Gibson a jab there too. Howard played a clip of Jimmy making a joke about Mel Gibson. Howard played that and said it's weird how all of his ugliness on the inside is coming out to the outside. Howard said the guy doesn't look good. Howard said Michael Douglas was there on the red carpet and it looked very challenging for him. Howard said Ryan Seacrest looked like a genius.
Howard said people under 35 don't know who Warren Beatty is. Howard said now they think he just can't read. Howard said it's sad. Howard said he used to beat off to Shirley Maclaine when he was a kid. He said it really sucks getting old.
Howard said you have to watch until the end of these shows because you never know what's going to happen. He said it's like the Super Bowl. Robin said they start the coverage so early too. She said that they have people going in at 1pm. Howard said the kid who was in Manchester by the Sea went in early. He said no one good gets there that early.
Howard said he watched Fences and Moonlight yesterday. He said he felt like he was back in high school. He said Denzel was great in Fences. He said he should have won.
Howard had some audio of Mel Gibson on the red carpet and no one talks about how crazy he is. Howard said it's like talking to Hitler and just talking to him about his paintings. Howard played the clip and Mel was taking about his nomination and how that was a win to him. Howard said he's getting more chances in Hollywood than Benjy gets there.
Howard played a phony clip of Mel saying what he really wanted to say on the red carpet. Howard said he has him on the phone too. Howard picked up on fake Mel and asked him why he's always out of breath. Mel said he's on the treadmill. He said he's actually just crazy. Howard asked Mel if he saw the mix up at the end of the Oscars. Mel blamed the Protestants but then he said he had the wrong envelope and it was the Jews. Howard said he didn't see Hacksaw Ridge. Mel said everyone didn't see it. Howard brought up some other movies and asked Mel about them. Mel was out of breath talking about all of them. Howard said he's going to let him go. He asked what his next project is. Mel said he's going to wander Hollywood boulevard. He told Howard to eat his shit you double horned Jew. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said he saw some guys winning for best make up. He played some audio of one of the guys making his speech. He had a heavy accent and saying this was for all of the immigrants. Howard said he couldn't understand the guy last night. Howard said he knows Trump didn't watch the Oscars because he thought that he was going to get bashed. Robin said Jimmy did mention him a couple of times. Howard said he thought Viola Davis was going to say something. He said she was going on and on. He said he thought she was great in Fences. He said that she was acting up a storm in her speech too. Howard played some audio of Viola making her speech.
Howard laughed and said ''Wow!'' after hearing that. Howard said she's lecturing in that. He said it's like you're getting yelled at. He said she was intense. She mentioned ''Oh captain, my captain'' in the speech. Howard said he knows where that's from. He said he had it written on something when he was in high school. Howard said that's the only reason he knew.
Robin said that Carl Lagerfeld was fighting with Meryl Streep because she didn't wear what they made for her. Robin said they had a war in the media over that. Howard said what a shame.
Howard played some audio of Emma Stone making her speech where she's out of breath. Howard said he has Mr. Skin coming in today to talk about the Anatomy Awards. He said he has to ask if Emma did any nude scenes.
Howard said he heard that the people who are pissed are the people who did LaLa Land before it was made into a movie. Howard said they hired a girl to do a movie and it was the girl from England, Emma Watson, who turned out to be a real knock out. Howard said it was Emma Watson and some dude. Gary said it was Miles Teller. Howard said that was the original cast. He said that Emma Watson said she would do the movie but she wanted them to make it in England. Howard said it's about Los Angeles though. Howard said she was such a pain in the ass about it that they got rid of both of them. Howard said he thinks that Miles was a pain in the ass too. Howard said they replaced them and now Emma Stone won an Oscar. Howard said he heard that Emma Watson fired people over it. He said that's what he read.
Howard said that Donald Trump left him a message last night. Howard played a clip from Fake Donald about that.
Howard said Shuli sat with King and wrote down what he said. King said it's funny how they go overboard with everything on the pre-show. He said they were just talking to black people. He said they sprinkled a couple of white people in there but it was mostly black people. Howard asked who talked to Denzel. King said he can't find his notes so he can't remember who was doing what.
King mentioned the giant afro wig that Halle Berry was wearing. He said it looked like she was sleeping in the back of the limo. Howard said it was kind of odd. Howard said he thought the wig looked racist. Robin said it is all out of whack.
Howard said King talked about how Casey Affleck looked crazy with the beard. King said he thinks he was trying to make a statement. He said he's sick of the messages. He said that's what the movie Fences was about. King said he doesn't need that.
Howard said King thought the white man succumbed to the pressure of the black movies. They nominated 3 movies this year. King said they wanted to make sure they got them in there this year. He said Moonlight was a horrible movie. Howard said it wasn't great. He said Fences was a much better movie. King said he knew it was coming. Howard said Hidden Figures was good too. King said he didn't see that one.
Howard said King thinks that one is about 3 women who discovered arithmetic. Howard said King thinks that he's supposed to like that movie because he's black.
Robin said the worst was when they wheeled out one of the original ladies on stage. Robin said it was sad. King said that you can't say shit now and that's the liberal media's fault. Howard said he wishes he could get King on a good phone. He said that he has an issue. King said he has to come in the studio.
Howard asked about Shuli sitting with him taking notes. King said he took such great notes. Howard asked how he lost them. King said he had them in his notebook and he thinks his grandson took it and tore it up.
Howard had some notes that King had. Howard said he said that Naomi Harris has tits that look like mosquito bites. Howard said she was good in that movie. Howard said she's good looking. King said they always get the insane parts.
Jason came in and said that King has his notes on his phone so he can't read them while he's on the phone. King said he wrote them in a notebook. He also has them in his phone. He said he was going to use the house phone and then look at the cell phone. Howard thanked him for calling in.
King said he has a new project he's working on. He said he's executive producing a show that's on in the morning. Howard said he heard a clip of that. He said his name on the show is Shampoo. King said he's had that nickname for 30 years. Howard said King hooked up with a guy who is trying to raise money to have a radio show. King said no. Howard said King went and donated so he can be the Executive Producer on the show. Howard said he's so confused by it.
Gary asked King how he can be the Executive Producer from his house. King said this is the whole thing. He said Star was a radio personality years ago. Howard remembered that. King said he got in touch with him and wanted to do a radio show. King said he started looking for a radio station and they found one. He said it wasn't the right situation. He said what they did was put it on YouTube and now they have some meetings this week. Howard asked why he's wasting his time with that. King said he made some money. He said he got about $11,000 from the YouTube thing. Howard asked if King got a check for $11,000. King said they have only been on the air for a week and a half. Howard said he doesn't believe him. King said that they have him, Star and a news woman. Howard said he doesn't know who Star is. King said they had a morning show on in New York. He said something happened and he got fired from 105.1. He said he went away for a little while and now he's back.
Howard asked if King got an $11,000 check. King said he did. Howard asked why they have a GoFundMe if that's the kind of money he's getting. King said they need equipment. He said he wants to do a Morning Joe kind of show. King said he's putting the 11 grand into it too.
Howard asked who paid him 11 grand. King said it comes from YouTube Red. Howard asked if they sent him a check for 11,000. King said yes. He said it's deeper than that. Howard asked who sighed his check. King said it's deeper than that. Howard asked who signed the check. King said he has other backers. Howard asked who signed the check. King said he can't say because it's backers.
Howard asked if it was one check or more. King said it was 2. Howard asked if it was a sponsor. King said it's a backer. He said it's a Jewish dude so they know they're going places. Howard let King go a short time later. King said it's Star in the morning on YouTube.
Howard asked if he's covered enough of the Oscars today. Robin said she thinks so. Howard said he should take a break and talk about all of the people who died over break. He mentioned Nicole Bass. Robin said she didn't know that. She said she tried to keep up with all of the deaths. She didn't know that Nicole was one of them. Howard said another Wack Packer has died. Howard said Jon Hein had Nicole and he would have won $1100 if they didn't cancel the death pool. Robin asked what happened. Howard said he'll tell her the story after a break. They went to break after that.
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Howard said he skips the NY Times crossword. Robin said she used to do it to figure out if she could answer just one thing. Robin said she's never finished just one. Howard said he wants to fill it all out and leave it on his coffee table. Howard said he'd love to do that. He said he has a meeting today and the guys he meets with are really intelligent guys. Howard said he'd love for them to see that puzzle figured out. Howard said he'd like to act his way through that like Viola Davis.
Howard said he had a realizing vacation. He said he didn't do anything. He said he wasn't in touch with anyone but Robin a couple of times. And his kids of course. Howard said he hung out with Beth. He said he saw a few people. He did some socializing. He said that was it. Robin asked how that felt. Howard said it felt so good he didn't want to come back to work. He said it is nice to see Robin and Fred over there. He said he is happy to see everyone there. He said he's responsible for having everyone there. He said he should be happy about that. Howard said he's like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. Howard said he can't ask for a better working environment. Howard said everyone but Benjy.
Howard said something weird was going on with Benjy over vacation. He said he was tweeting pictures of his penis. He said he assumes it was his penis. He said he knows he likes attention and he felt bad for him. Howard said Benjy has been there a long time now. Howard said he's been there like 15 years or more. He said he was fully erect in the pictures.
Benjy came in and Howard asked if that's his penis. Benjy said that was his cock. Howard asked what's wrong with him. Benjy said he thinks he has a nice cock. He said that Howard takes his shirt off to show. He said all he has to show is his cock. Howard said that's a little different than taking a shirt off. Howard said he's going to drop it.
Gary asked if it was worthy to show. Howard said he's not going to say. He said he doesn't want to pile on here if he's going through something. Benjy said he thinks he has a nice cock. Howard said it looked super veiny and odd. Howard said he's sure Robin wouldn't be into it. Benjy said girls don't like cock pictures in general. Howard said he doesn't either. Howard said Benjy won't get naked on the show anymore but he'll post pictures. Benjy said if he can just show his cock and not his belly he'll do it. Howard said it felt sad to him. Benjy said he thought it was fun. Howard said it looked really seedy. Benjy said he thought it looked thick and good. Howard said his penis was all blotchy and veiny. He said it looked odd.
Howard said someone sent it to him on vacation. He said that he thought it was just sad. Howard said they had a conversation about how sad Benjy is. Howard said his cock isn't that big. He said he has maybe 5 inches at the best. Benjy said it's bigger than that. Howard said it looked small in the pictures. Howard said Robin has to see the picture. Benjy said it's on PerezHilton.com. Benjy said he said it was a leak but he tweeted it. Benjy said it wasn't a secret.
Benjy said someone broke into his account and took down the pictures. He said that he's trying to get the police involved. He said it's still up on Perez's site. Robin said that's disgusting. Benjy said come on. Robin asked what's going on in this one. She said it looked like it was on fire because it was so red. Benjy said he bets it's more than 5 inches. Howard said it looks small in the pictures. Benjy said they either say it's horrible or it's too good to put up.
Benjy asked why he did the ice bucket challenge. Howard said he did it because his wife challenged him to do it. He said this is different than that. Benjy said he's showing a good part of his body. Benjy said society has a problem with it. Howard said he's just wondering what's going on with Benjy. He said he's not a prude.
Howard said he thinks it could hurt his career maybe not there but maybe in the future. Howard said who knows what will happen. Benjy said he'd like them to take a lie detector test about how his cock looks. Howard said he'd do that. Howard said he's not sure what he thinks is good looking there. He said it's fucking disgusting. Howard said hook him up to that lie detector. Benjy asked if that was Jake Gyllenhaal's cock Robin would like it. Robin said not necessarily. Benjy said he thinks she would devour it.
Howard said it just struck him as an odd move. He took a call from a guy who said he has to get Benjy out of there. He said he's unstable. Howard said alright to that guy. Robin said that if you had any thought that Benjy was okay...
Howard asked if Benjy is dyeing his beard. Benjy said he is. Howard said he thought it was someone else's. Howard said maybe more exercise and less dyeing.
Howard took another call from a guy saying he was Lorne Michaels and he saw his cock and he can start next week. Howard said he has never seen anything like this. Lorne said that he thinks his cock looks like a rotten mushroom. Robin said it does look like it's going bad. Robin said it doesn't look good. Benjy said she's teasing him because it's him. Benjy said that it's a nice cock.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if they're shitting him with this. He said he just came back from vacation and this is what's going on. Howard said Ralph is the one who sent him the pictures. He said he showed Beth and she wondered what the fuck happened to him. The caller asked when he was allowed back in the studio. Howard said he's not back in the studio. He said he's just asking him about this. Benjy said he did it for attention. He said he sincerely thinks his erect cock looks good. The caller said he's a fuck head. He said he's picturing it now. He said he's thinking about this now. Howard said he was on vacation when he got it.
Howard said that he has a guy on the phone who says that it is a beautiful cock. Howard took the call from one of the guys in the back talking about how beautiful it is. He wanted to take more pictures of it.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she was told about this and she thinks something is wrong with him. She said it's disturbing and his brain is fried. Mariann said that she can't believe Robin didn't know Nicole Bass died. Howard asked if Benjy jerked off after he took the pictures. Benjy said he did not. Howard thanked him and let him leave. Howard said it's just sad.
Howard had a clip of Shuli talking to Nicole about Jon Hein picking her in the death pool. Nicole asked why they think she's not doing well. She said she has a seizure disorder from the wrestling she did. She said it's nothing to do with her sobriety.
Jon Hein came in and said he's pissed. He said that he thinks Sal owes him $1,100. He said he picked the winner in this death pool. Jon picked toward the end and he thought that she was a good pick. Jon said that might sound callus to some people but that's $1,100. Jon said Sal owes him. Sal said he's a callus fuck. Sal said that Benjy was disgusted by it too. Howard told Sal to go tweet pictures of his cock. Sal said he has. He said Benjy's a hack. He said he used to do Foreskin Friday. Howard said that was his big thing and then Benjy took it over. Howard said he has to take a break so he can get to a eulogy for Nicole. They went to break after that.
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Robin said he was on Agents of SHIELD recently. She said he's on another show and they're not sure what they're going to do.
Howard said that Nicole Bass started on the show 24 years ago. Howard said she was a great guest but Fred made it even better with his impression of her. Howard said she was married to a guy and he was a normal guy. Howard said she always seemed happy. Howard said Nicole had a gym and she was a personal trainer. Howard said Gary told him that he liked spending the day with her on the set of Private Parts. Howard said then she stopped being so much fun. Howard said her husband died and she lost her gym. Howard said then it just got sad. Howard said Gary was avoiding her phone calls for a while. Gary said that he has to deal with the Wack Pack a lot. He said he'd ask Nicole what was up and she'd spend 15 minutes talking about her life. He said she'd tell him about losing the gym and getting shingles. He said then he'd pass her off to Jason. He said she'd suck the life out of them toward the end there.
Howard said Nicole found love with a woman. Howard said she really loved Nicole and Nicole loved her. Howard said she did find another relationship.
Howard said one of his memories is Nicole being in a beauty pageant. Howard said at one point they thought she could be a man but she showed her vagina to him. He said she just pretended to show it to him though. Howard had a clip from 1994 when Nicole refused to show her vagina to him.
Howard asked if they can believe that she died before Jeff the Drunk. Howard had Jeff on the phone. Jeff said he just got back from vacation in Florida. Howard asked if you have to work to have a vacation. Jeff said no. He said someone bought the trip for him. He said he went to Venice, Florida. Howard said he doesn't even know where that is. Jeff said it's on the west coast. Howard said he pictures him going to a broken down trailer there. Jeff said it was beautiful accommodations. Howard said he pictures a big, sweaty guy at the beach. Jeff said he was at the tiki bar.
Jeff said he got on the plane to come home and he talked to a guy about Nicole dying. He said the guy said he wishes he wasn't on a plane while Howard was on vacation. Robin said that's the worst story ever. Howard agreed.
Howard had The Lump on the phone. The Lump said that he's all sun burned and he's peeling now. Howard let them both go a short time later.
Howard said he has to get back to Nicole. Howard said in 1998 Nicole agreed to show Robin her vagina to prove she's not a man. Howard said Robin was very unprofessional with that. Howard played a clip of Robin taking a look and saying she doesn't know what she's looking at.
Howard played another clip of Robin trying to describe what she saw. Robin said there was hanging stuff. Robin said she's never seen anything like that before. Nicole told her she's crazy. Howard said he thought the hanging stuff was balls. Robin said it was so confronting. She said it wasn't what she expected. Howard asked if that vision has been with her all these years. Robin said yes.
Howard said a month later they had Nicole take a DNA test and they found out she was a woman. Howard played a clip from that day too. Howard said then the doctor saw her privates and took it all back. He was joking of course.
Howard said Nicole always played along with their goofing on her. Howard said she was great about that. Howard said he was going to do a remake of the Munsters and she was going to play Herman Munster. Howard played a clip where he talked to Nicole about that. Nicole was fine with it.
Howard said Nicole did get angry with them for not inviting her to the Birthday Bash. Howard played a clip of Nicole going off on Gary for not inviting her. She was calling Gary names and saying that he's got a nasty personality among other things. She said he's a nasty prick. Howard said they took those calls and made a phony phone call to a radio show. Howard played that call where they called this guy who has a very unique voice. They had Nicole going off on the guy and the guy told her to never call his show again. Howard said that guy's show now is like 70 percent them bothering him. Howard said they have to get back to the sad part.
Howard played a Little Mikey song parody about Nicole Bass. Howard said in 1994 Nicole was on the show when Arnold Schwarzenegger was on and he knew who she was. He admired her work. Howard played a clip of Arnold talking about Nicole with her in the studio with him.
Howard said Arnold also said he believes she has a vagina. Howard said she was in the ECW and then in the WWE. Howard said he watched a clip of her and that made him sad. Howard said she did use steroids and they can be shared on the body. Howard said there's a story on a web site that says former wrestlers are more likely to die young. Howard said being a Wack Packer can shorten your life too.
Howard said Nicole had a time in her life when she had a phone line that guys could call and act out their fantasies. Howard had a clip of them calling her to do a fantasy call with her. They had one of the guys taking to her about her being his coach walking in on him in the locker room. Nicole went with it and played along as the coach.
Howard said Ralph had a friendship with Nicole. Howard had him on the phone. Ralph said it's hard to follow it up after that phone call. Ralph said she was a really good person. He said when her husband Bob died it was like she was off the rails. He said she got crazier and crazier. He said it was almost as sad as Benjy's penis pictures. He said that was the most disturbing thing he's seen. He said it's just gross and bizarre. He asked who would show that off? Howard said he's seen enough cock that he knows it's not a good looking cock. Ralph said he's trying to get it out of his mind. He said it was bent weird and thin. Howard said it has a big mushroom head on it. Ralph said it looked like a dying mushroom. Robin said that's what she said.
Howard said they asked a bunch of people what they thought of his cock. Howard played a clip of Andy Cohen talking about it. Andy said it looks like he has something to hide. He said he's not showing his whole dick. Andy said his feeling is that it's not too big or that it's small.
Howard had a clip of Perez Hilton talking about the cock pictures. He also said that he was covering something up. He said he half assed it. He said they were the most unflattering dick pics he's ever seen. Ralph agreed. He said that he must be hiding something. Howard had more of Perez talking about how he wants attention and he's not sure if Stern fans care. He said it was embarrassing.
Ralph said he thinks Benjy has a problem and he's tortured. He said he has no support system to keep him in line. He said a lot comes from work. He said he has him out in the corner in his dunce cap. He said he has to let him in the studio or fire him. Howard said no. Ralph said he should let him back in the studio and then fire him if he does wrong. Howard said he doesn't want to fire him. Howard said he's doing fine out there. Robin said he's not doing fine because he's doing this.
Howard thanked Ralph for the call and said he has to get back to Nicole. He said he was on vacation and Ralph sent him the dick pictures. Gary said Andy Cohen said it was like when someone is trying to sell a car and they only show the good side.
Howard said not everyone found Nicole to be odd looking. He said in 2014 they found a guy who was very pleased to see Nicole nude. Howard played a clip of Shuli talking to that guy at the strip club Nicole was appearing at. The guy said he likes those muscle titties.
Shuli came in and said that Nicole was seeing a guy back then and the guy looked eerily like Nicole. He said they almost got thrown out of the hotel because they were making so much noise hiving sex. Howard said she liked anal too from what he remembers.
Robin asked if they're going to talk to the girl she was with. Howard said they can get her on. Shuli said it's really sad. Howard said Nicole was married for 28 years and then she hooked up with this girl. Howard had a clip of Nicole talking about her husband dying. Howard laughed when he heard the story. Nicole said that they both went to sleep and her husband died in his sleep.
Howard had some audio of Nicole's girlfriend Christy talking with Nicole. Howard said he's going to miss Nicole calling in. Fred did his Nicole impression. Howard said he's very sad about this.
Howard said Nicole talked very graphically about sex with her girlfriend. Shuli said he had to ask her not to text him about how wet she was when she'd be having sex with this girl. Howard played a clip of Nicole talking about what it's like being with a woman. Nicole said that guys will roll over and go to sleep but a woman will keep it going over and over.
Howard said he's happy she found love. Howard said he's going to miss her. He said she could take a joke and she was a sweet woman.
Shuli said that Nicole did fall in love with this girl and he's happy that she was happy for a little while because she had a tough life. Howard said they'll remember Nicole like this. He played a song about Nicole. They went to break after that.
Howard came back and said that they don't make songs like this anymore. He said it's such a great song. He said the 90s were a great decade for music. Robin agreed. Howard said it's so much easier when she does agree.
Howard asked Gary what's going on. Gary said Benjy wanted to know if he can retweet the pictures of his penis. Robin said he just showed them to Ronnie who said they look like it's not a big penis. Howard said he didn't ask his permission the first time so why is he asking now. Gary said that's true. Howard asked if anyone thinks it doesn't look disgusting. Gary said it looks just average.
Benjy came in and said he wanted permission because it's in the middle of the show. Howard said just do it. Benjy said that Ronnie said the head of the cock looks humongous. Howard thanked him and said his penis is very skinny but he's a big, fat guy. Howard said he has a mushroom head and a skinny cock. Benjy said it's a thick cock. He said that was his nickname in college. He said it was ''thick dick.'' Benjy told him to hire someone to measure it. Howard said he's not going o measure it. Benjy said he has 6 inches circumference. Howard told him to go measure that.
Howard said he has Mr. Skin there. He said he's there to announce Mr. Skin's 18th Annual Anatomy Awards. Howard said they have the exclusive he hopes. He said they have posted them on HowardStern.com so you can follow along. Mr. Skin said he saw the Benjy pictures. He said if his dick looked like that he wouldn't post it. Howard asked what his circumference is. Mr. Skin said he's never measured it. Howard said he guarantees it's not 6 inches circumference. Howard said there's no way.
Howard said they have the Anatomy Awards today. He said he could have called it Skinatomy. Mr. Skin said they could have. Howard said as a business man Mr. Skin should be out of business. Howard asked what the secret is. Mr. Skin said that they have so much content out there on the web. He said there are 113 TV shows across 36 networks that have nudity. He said that you can't keep up. He said you could go out and find it but they have it all in one spot on MrSkin.com. Howard said Gary has told him that they have special features on the site. Mr. Skin said they do special features like football movies during the football season and things like that. He said it's all current events. Howard said they do this Anatomy Awards around the Academy Awards.
Howard said he thought it was great that Fred played Beat It as he came in. Howard said they have a Best Swingers category this year. Mr. Skin said that was Alexandra Daddario. He said that she has such big breasts that they swing. He said that's not something that everyone can do. Howard said that Benjy has that swingers thing going on too. Mr. Skin said he sent Jason a 14 second loop of that one and told him he could watch it all day long. Mr. Skin said that there are very few women who can win that category.
Howard said there's a Best Double Lip Slip category. Mr. Skin said that they know what a one lip slip is but this is for 2. He said in the 18 year history they've never had a double. He said it's Emmy Rossum in this season of Shameless. He said it's like Haley's comet because you never see that. Mr. Skin said that only the guys in the Mr. Skin labs can catch that. He said they found it and it's a very important award.
Howard said that they have the Best Cleveland Streamer category. Mr. Skin said in Germany they found this. He said they're Skinternational. He said that this is a German film and it's called Fucking Berlin. He said it's not a porno. He said this girl gets on a glass table and she pees on it. He said that he had to show this. He said that she went pee so they called it a streamer instead of steamer.
Howard said the next one is for Lisa Bonet in Best Doggy Style. She was in Ray Donovan. Mr. Skin said it was very graphic and the guy was her half brother in the show. Howard asked what prompted her to do this. Mr. Skin said she was naked in Angel Heart too. Howard said he didn't think she was naked. Mr. Skin said it was so good and graphic that she got booted off the Cosby Show.
Howard said the next category is Best Lesbian scene. Howard said Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett won for the movie Carol. Mr. Skin said it was an older woman and younger woman thing going on there.
Howard said that the next category is Best TV Show for Nudity which was Westworld. Howard said he agrees with him on that. Howard said that they were just sitting around naked as robots. Mr. Skin said he didn't expect the clinical nudity. He said they could have thrown towels on the girls. He said they were back in the lab and they were naked. Howard said he told JJ Abrams 5 years ago that he hasn't seen enough of Evan Rachel Wood naked and he did it for him.
Robin said the nudity and sex scenes have had to be upped to compete. Mr. Skin said there are so many shows and networks showing nudity now. He said that Netflix has 17 shows that have nude scenes. He said 18 years ago they weren't even around. Howard said that they have come up with the best shows for nudity.
Howard said if you're following at home the creep meter just exploded. Howard said Breast Picture was ''White Girl.'' Howard said this is a main stream movie. Mr. Skin said that the movie is White Girl and the girl who was on Homeland in the first couple of years is in the movie and she gives a blow job where you can see her blowing the guy. He said it's like the Alyssa Milano thing when you see a girl grow up to do something like that.
Howard said the Lifetime Skinchievement award went to Penelope Cruz. Howard said she deserved it. Mr. Skin told Howard she's been doing it for so long. He said they have to honor her.
Howard said that Best Nude Debut was Ashley Greene in Rogue. Howard said they should check her out. Mr. Skin said this was a big deal. He said the show is on DirecTV. He said she shows up and her breasts were fantastic. He said they appear to be real too. He said the thing that's killing him is the merken thing. He said that it's hard to tell if they're real or not. Mr. Skin said it's making his life tough.
Howard said Kristen Stewart got naked in ''On the Road.'' Howard said she is a good looking girl. Mr. Skin said she's topless while skiing. He said she's giving a double hand job and she's topless in the car. Howard asked how she looks nude. Mr. Skin said Howard would love it. He said she has a new film coming out this year and she'll be topless again. Howard asked how old he is now. Mr. Skin laughed. Howard asked how old the kids are. Mr. Skin said they know but not to the extent that they could.
Howard asked about Emma Stone and if she's done any nudity. Mr. Skin said she's in her underwear but not nude. He said 7 of the 10 actresses in the Oscars have been naked. He named the women who have been naked. He mentioned Natalie Portman and said she was in a movie short called Hotel Chevalier. He said she gets completely naked. He said you see butt and breasts. He said Howard would be very happy with that. He said there's another one where she shows her butt that's coming out this year.
Howard said that the best Newcomer is Taylor Marie Frey from Roadies. Mr. Skin said that's Glenn Frey's daughter.
Howard said the next category is for Ink by the Stink. It's a woman, Kellen Coleman, who has a tattoo near her ass. Mr. Skin said she has a full tiger face on her back and the nose is her crack. Mr. Skin said that Chris D'Elia is in the film and he says it looks like a tiger eating his cock when he's having sex.
Howard said that hey have Best DP which is a double penetration thing. Mr. Skin said this is in The Young Pope. He said that they have some crazy nudity on the show. He said that they have a scene with a woman with two guys and it's double penetration on HBO. Howard said she's now winning an Anatomy Award.
Howard said they gave out Best Full Frontal to Olivia Wilde in Vinyl. Mr. Skin said he loved the scene and there was one where she went to a photographer and strips completely naked. He said that she was wearing a merken but it was based in 1973. He said that he respects that because women don't have that kind of bush today. He said she had fun with it too.
Howard said he's not going to give him any grief over that. He said he did want to mention that Fred has the same tiger tattoo on his ass too.
Howard said Best Public Nudity went to Chelsea Handler. He said she walked around topless in a documentary she did. Mr. Skin said she tested this law out there and walked around the main street there in San Francisco. He said it was fascinating. Howard asked if they're real. Mr. Skin said he thinks they may have been lifted. He said he's a big fan of her getting naked all the time. He said a big star like that walking around topless deserves an award.
Howard mentioned Best Washed where Gerard Depardue washes a woman. Howard said there are more categories but you can look them up. He went through a couple more with Mr. Skin. He asked who the Susan Lucci is of the Anatomy Awards. Mr. Skin said he's not sure who that would be.
Howard asked if all of these women have restraining orders. Mr. Skin said some women are happy to get the awards. Robin asked who has ever written to him about that. Mr. Skin said that he's not sure.
Howard asked about Michelle Williams and if she's ever shown her tits. Mr. Skin said that she has. He said she's a good looking girl. He said she has a B+ to a C- cup. They talked about Nicole Kidman getting topless too.
Howard asked what the creepiest thing is that a subscriber has asked to see. Mr. Skin said that the pooping and peeing stuff grosses him out. He said that he had a guy upset that he took the Schindler's List shower scene off the site. He said his mom was upset about it. Howard said if he's going to be true to the site he should keep it. Mr. Skin said he's all for seeing anyone over 18 nude on the site but his mom shamed him into taking that scene off.
Howard asked if it was Mel Gibson who wrote in complaining about it. Mr. Skin laughed. Howard asked if they've removed any slave scenes. Mr. Skin said they have not.
Howard asked Mr. Skin about the racial thing and if people are looking more at black movies. Mr. Skin said they did a Black History Month special. He said there are way more white actresses that have been nude. He said it's just the way it is in general.
Howard said that people still want to see Scarlett Johansson naked. Howard said he'd think that someone like Jennifer Aniston would be in there. Mr. Skin said that she looked gorgeous at the Oscars last night. Mr. Skin said that Jennifer Aniston was nude in a movie. He said that if you get the full screen version of the movie then you get the whole butt. He said that you don't see her breasts in that one. He said she did one movie where you can see her breasts but not a lot. He said he thinks she looks really good now so she should do it.
Mr. Skin said that Scarlett Johansson did a nude scene. He said it was great because you got full frontal and ''backle.''
Howard said Anne Hathaway is the most searched name on MrSkin.com. Mr. Skin said that it's the most famous names that people like to look up. He said Sharon Stone is still up there too. He said that Basic Instinct scene is one of the most famous scenes. He said when it came out on Blu-Ray it was a must see movie. Howard asked if anyone has searched Caitlyn Jenner. Mr. Skin said not yet.
Howard said Mr. Skin was given an AVN Award. Mr. Skin said they sent him a real award and it's very heavy. He didn't make a speech.
Howard said he heard that Mr. Skin saw an orgy going on at the AVN awards. Mr. Skin said he has walked into parties there and you turn around and there's a girl getting her pubes shaved or there's an orgy going on. He said he's seen all of that going on.
Howard asked if there's any nudity in Baywatch the movie. Mr. Skin said it won't happen. He said there will be women in bathing suits but that's about it.
Mr. Skin said that Twin Peaks is coming to Showtime so they're expecting something. He said Game of Thrones is doing the last season next year and they may have more nudity. Howard said it seems like they've been cutting back on nudity in the show. Mr. Skin said Emilia Clarke may do another nude scene.
Howard asked if the bush is making a comeback in film. Mr. Skin said it depends. He said if it's from the old days then they do that.
Howard asked Fred who his favorite is theses days. Fred said that the Alexandra Daddario was a big one in True Detective. Mr. Skin said when she did that scene he knew it was like a scene with Phoebe Cates in Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Mr. Skin said Kelly Preston in Mischief is a great scene from 1985. He said that he'd go with Sharon Stone in the top 5 too.
Howard asked Mr. Skin about the Manatomy Awards. Mr. Skin said he has to put Benjy on here. Howard said he's not in a film though. Mr. Skin said he can bend the rules though. Howard asked who the most searched man is. Mr. Skin said that guy Jamie Dornan is big. He said that Dakota Johnson is big on MrSkin.com. Howard said he heard there was less nudity in the second movie. Mr. Skin said there was. He said that Jamie Dornan didn't show as much in the second one.
Mr. Skin said they just revealed the Manatomy Awards and they had ''Best Uncut Cock'' in there. He said the MrMan thing is big with gay guys. He said it's like 95 percent gay men. He said they have a Best Ass over 70 category. He said that Patrick Stewart won that one. He said he's 77 years old and showed his ass.
Mr. Skin said that Howard should check out Sense8. Howard said he should get on the site. He said he always feels like they're tracking him. He said Gary is on there every day. He said he lives on the site. Mr. skin said last year was the best year they've had. He said they got a sponsor called MyFreeCams.com. He said the cam girls are more popular than porn stars right now. He said they're real girls and they set up a cam and they can just sit there and guys watch. He said they're real girls and you wouldn't believe how many guys are into that.
Gary said he heard about that site and you can go to the 300th girl and there are 30 guys in their room at noon. He said you wonder who these guys are. Mr. Skin said that MyFreeCams is in another world compared to MrSkin.com.
Howard gave Mr. Skin some plugs and said you can see over 200,000 pictures and videos from movies and TV on MrSkin.com.
Howard asked if people get pissed about the site. Mr. Skin said they just do positive stuff. He said that there's a show called Quarry that he loves to promote and it's great publicity. Mr. Skin said that they never bad mouth anyone for being naked either. He said he'd never rain on someone's parade for someone like Kathy Bates being nude. He said she's in the top 200 most searched on the site. He said if you want to see it because you're turned on or not, it's there.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about Eyes Wide Shut and if he knows who the woman is who died of an overdose in the movie. Mr. Skin knew the name of the woman. He said she's not very well known. Mr. Skin said he has a playlist that he has to work on called Naked while Overdosing.
Howard took another call from a guy who said in Godfather 2 they had that woman with great tits. Mr. Skin said that's the girl who gets blown up in the car. He said she had nice B or C cups. He said he always wanted to see Fredo's wife. He said she was nude in a movie called Medium Cool.
Howard asked Mr. Skin if you can search by TV show. Mr. Skin said you can do that. Howard asked whose body disappoints Mr. Skin. Mr. Skin said that he was a Tatum O'Neil fan and when she did Circle of Friends he wasn't pleased but that's very rare.
Howard asked if they have ever asked him to take down photos. Mr. Skin said they will if the person did like one movie and they are a teacher now. He said they also do it for Muslim women who are scared for their lives.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about Rosario Dawson. Howard said he knows who she is. Mr. Skin said she's a melting pot of gorgeousness. Mr. Skin said check her out in Trance. He said she walks fully nude toward the camera fully shaved. Howard asked if she's tight. Mr. Skin said he is. The caller said he is too. Howard said he heard she's dating Eric Andre. Mr. Skin said he heard that too and people are freaking out about that.
Howard gave Mr. Skin more plugs for the sites. Mr. Skin said they have 43 categories so they just scratched and sniffed the surface. Howard thanked him for coming in and wrapped up. They went to break a short time later.
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Howard took a call from a guy, Chad from Missouri, who said he has been reading stories about George Takei lately where they're maligning him. Howard said it's ridiculous. Howard said there was this guy from the Alt-Right who was talking about priests turning kids on to gay shit. Howard said George was talking about his own experience at summer camp. Howard said he had an affair with an older guy or something. Howard said he wasn't advocating this kind of thing but for him it was a pleasant experience. Robin and Howard did their impressions of George talking about the guy being so blonde and things like that.
Chad asked what he thinks about that Milo Yiannopoulos guy. Howard said he didn't know who he was until he saw him on Bill Maher's show. Howard said he was talking about how he's for free speech but then you don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Howard said he was wondering what the fuss was about. Chad said that Robin was mentioned in the show too. He said that he mentioned something Joan Rivers said about her.
Gary said that he did an after show on the internet after that show and it was even better than the HBO show. Howard said he'd be pissed if he was HBO. He said he should be doing that shit on HBO.
Chad asked Howard about what he thinks about the article that came out about the show that mentioned Steve Grillo, Bob Levy and people like that. Howard said they all have a lot of talent and he wishes he had that much talent. Howard said he's getting criticized all the time for being a sell out and all of that. Howard said he's doing just fine. He said that stuff doesn't bother him. He said he finds it interesting that they all have opinions about him. Howard said read all you want. He said he's doing 4 more years, that's all he knows. He said he's got a contract and he's there. Robin said it seems to be the thing to do. She said you talk about your former employer.
Howard said it seems a lot of people want to be friends with him and they get angry when he's not. He said everyone is entitled to their opinions.
Howard said Alan Colmes died too. Howard said he used to watch him on FOX News. Robin said he took over their time slot on NBC. Howard said they were on in the afternoons. Howard said it was Alan who replaced Fred and Al after they left. Howard had some audio of Alan talking about his last moments on WNBC. Howard said he was so happy that NBC fell apart without them. Howard said he heard that Alan was a really nice guy. Howard said Gary knew him. He said he was friends with him on Facebook. Howard said Gary unfriended him on Facebook but not Alan.
Gary said he was a very nice guy. He said all of the people at NBC said nice things about him. Howard said he died of Lymphoma. Howard said he was 67 years old. He said that's young to him. Robin said you shouldn't be dying at that age. Robin said she's told that these bodies are only made to last until 40. Howard said he heard he supported him in his fight against the FCC. Howard said he never did get to meet him but he did appreciate him on FOX News. Howard said he was intelligent enough to stand up to 4 on 1 fights.
Howard said Bill Paxton died too. Robin said he did their channel 9 show. Howard said he didn't know that. Robin said he came in with Judd Nelson. Robin said that he brought his friend and that was Bill Paxton. Gary said Howard spent the whole time talking about how he didn't know who he was.
Howard said Judge Wapner also died. Howard said he did the People's Court first. Robin said they had Rusty the Bailiff on that show. Howard said Fred had a crush on him. Howard said Judge Wapner also dated Lana Turner for a short time.
Fred played Robin into her news with a song parody. Robin started her news with a story about a marketing device that measures if people are watching commercials and where their eyes are and if they smile or frown during the commercials. Howard said he'd never have something like that in the house. He said that he's always manipulating his penis while he's watching TV. Robin asked if he does that when Beth is watching. Howard said no. He said he's a gentleman with her around.
Robin read a story about a white woman, Rachel Dolezal, who ran the NAACP and how she lost her job. Robin said she's broke and she may be homeless. Robin said she hasn't been able to get a job. Robin said the only jobs she can get are from porn companies and reality shows. Howard said she insists she's black. Robin said she says it's like the transgender issue for her. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Judge Wapner dying. She had some clips for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about the Giant from the Game of Thrones dying too. Howard said he doesn't know who he is. Robin said he was the giant in the war with Rob Stark. Howard said he liked that guy. Robin said the guy was a 7'7'' tall former basketball player. Robin said he didn't play for the NBA. Howard wondered how he wasn't drafted by the NBA at 7'7'' tall. Howard said he should be the world's wealthiest guy. Robin said he was only 37 years old. Howard talked about Manute Bol's son and how he's a good basketball player.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Howard is up on the Warren Buffett filing for buying Sirius stock. Howard said he did read that. He said that he was excited about it. He said if he backs a stock he thinks the guy is into the company. Howard said he doesn't back losers from what he knows. He said he did see that the stock price went up. Howard said he likes Buffett and what he's doing with his money too. The caller asked what he thinks about Pandora and if he sees a match there. Howard said he's not sure about that. He said he doesn't get involved in all of that stuff. He said it seems like they're doing pretty good as it is. He said he's afraid to even talk about stock. He said he has nothing to do with it. He doesn't care who buys it. He said they know nothing about it. He said they're idiots.
Robin read a story about how OJ Simpson may be released later this year and he may get a very big pension from the NFL. Robin said that if he doesn't have his own money then everyone else will be paying for him. Howard said he won't. Robin said he has some kind of pension plan and he's up for parole later this year. Robin said he's served nearly 9 years of his 33 year sentence. Robin said that every time he comes up for parole he starts talking about how good he is in prison and then they ask if this is the first time he's been in trouble with the law and he has to talk about Nicole and Ron Goldman again. Howard asked if OJ asked to be on the show what would Robin think. Robin said after their deaths she was ashamed of how they treated him on the show. Robin said they knew he was a wife beater. Howard said he didn't know that. He said he wasn't on the show. He just walked by the show and answered a couple of questions. Howard said he didn't know OJ or his history back then. Howard said he'd probably take him on the show. He said Oprah would so they should. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Kim Jong Un's brother dying. Howard said he needed a lot of attention from his mother and he would have been livid if he had to deal with his brother getting attention. Howard said this Kim Jong Un was something else. Robin said the brother was Kim Jong Nam. Robin said he was attacked in an airport and two women wiped a substance on his face and eyes and he died in an ambulance on his way to the hospital. Howard asked if his brother would really do something like that. Robin said it's like bragging that you'd kill your own brother. Robin said they say he was exposed to a chemical weapon that is absorbed into the skin or mucus membrane. Robin said this happened in Malaysia. Robin said they say that they have 8 Koreans in custody in the case. Robin said Kim Jong Un killed an uncle too. Howard said he knows he's friends with Dennis Rodman. Robin said she thinks they broke up after his last visit. Howard said he'd make Un Pugsley in the Addams Family remake.
Robin asked if Howard saw what Dakota Johnson was wearing last night at the Oscars. Howard said it looked horrible. Howard said she looked frumpy. Howard said she was all covered up. Howard said he thinks she was showing she can work with her clothes on too. Robin said the dress was ugly. Howard said he agrees with her. He told her to take it easy. Howard said Kim Jong Un is like Benjy. He said Benjy could play him in a movie. Howard said he bets Un has a better cock.
Robin read a story about transgender bathroom issues being brought up again when Trump's administration reversed the order that Obama had enacted. Robin said she read that a transgender boy won in a girl's class. Robin said he didn't want to wrestle in that class but he was forced to. Robin said he could have been a great girl wrestlers or a mediocre boy wrestler. Robin said he identifies as a boy. Howard thought it was the other way.
Howard took a call from Gay Ramone who he said is still alive. Ramone said this picture of Benjy's dick is devastating. He said it's so gross. Howard said he's a gay may so he would know. Ramone said it was the grossest thing he's ever seen in his life. Howard said it's another gay man saying he has an unattractive penis. Ramone kept saying it was gross.
Howard took a call from High Pitch Erik who was pretending to be OJ Simpson with a deep voice. Howard played along and said he wants to have him in to throw baloney at his ass. Howard said he should speak like this all the time. Erik said it hurts his voice. Howard asked how he's doing with Joey dying. Erik said he gets sad sometimes. He said he has off days. Howard said he has outlived Nicole Bass too. Erik said it's very sad to pass away. He said he knows Nicole took a lot of steroids because she worked out all the time.
Shuli said Erik tweeted the other day that he fell out of his bed. Erik said it's hard for him to move. He said he was taking a nap and he fell out of bed. He said he has arthritis and it's hard to move so he was leaning on the edge of his bed and fell out. Shuli said it's a very small bed so any movement he makes would make him fall out. Howard said the bed must have been so happy he fell out. Howard said we're all animals and one thing you have to do is protect yourself. He said not being able to get out of bed is horrible. Shuli said he has to fall backwards to tie his own shoes. Howard said you'd think you'd do whatever you need to do to get in shape to do that stuff. Howard asked if he's still on the floor. Erik said he's been able to get up. He said it took him about 10 minutes to get up. Howard said that was his big work out for the day.
Erik asked Howard a question about how to be a better broadcaster. Howard said no. Erik has his own podcast. Howard said he should do like Jeff the Drunk does with the camera on him. Erik said there are too many haters on there. Howard said they're going to hate him on his podcast too. Erik asked what he's doing the Gathering of the Stupid. Howard said he thinks they're doing it in April. He said he knows it's coming up. Jason said it'll be later this year. Howard said they are going to be doing it. He said they have to do it to induct more Wack Packers. Howard let Erik go and played a song parody.
Robin read a story about a study that found that men who work out a lot have less of a sex drive. Howard said that's not right. He said that school must be like the 13th grade. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a giraffe that was about to give birth and people were fascinated by it. Howard said they had to take it down because people were saying it was pornographic. Robin said that can't be right. Howard said they took it down. Robin said it's a 15 year old giraffe and it's about to give birth to it's 4th calf. Robin said she thinks you can still watch the live streaming. Howard got a note saying it was briefly taken down for being pornographic but it was put back up.
Robin read a story about the travel ban and what's going on with that.
Robin read about how Donald Trump won't be attending the White House Correspondents dinner this year. Robin had some audio of someone talking about that. Howard said he wouldn't attend either. Howard said he's too tired. Robin had some other Trump news and clips she played.
Robin read about last night's Academy Awards and had some clips for Howard to play. They spent a few minutes talking about some of the winners and losers. They talked about the Warren Beatty screw up when he announced the best picture award. He read the wrong card but that's the card he was given. Gary came in and said people are saying that it's his job to read that envelope before opening it. Gary said that's bullshit. Howard agreed with him.
Robin read a story about how Bill Cosby's lawyers are arguing that he can't get a fair trial in the county where the trial is being held. Robin had some details about that.
Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.
Howard started the show talking about the Green Day performing that was just played. Howard said it was very good. He said he has a couple of things he wants to mention before he gets good and angry. He said he's a fan of the Apple ear pod. He said he reads a lot about Apple and people think they don't come out with a lot of new stuff. He said the AirPods link up with all devices. He said they link up with your iPad and iPhone. He said he's giving them a big thumbs up.
Robin said this is a reversal of Howard's opinion. Howard said he didn't have one. Howard said he doesn't like Bluetooth. He said he's over that now. Robin said he's the one who was saying all of those things. Howard said don't listen to him. He said he tired them and he likes them so he's recommending them.
Robin said how about not having definite opinions before trying something. Howard said he doesn't like the Bluetooth thing. He said he still has the fear of getting cancer in his ears. Robin said Lena Dunham was talking about not having a definite opinion in her show this week.
Howard played a Will the Farter bit where he farted along to some songs. Howard said that's the best bit of the year so far. Howard said he has that signature fart where he pulls his cheeks apart. He replayed that for Robin. Howard said he doesn't know anyone else who can do that. He said he's such a talent. Howard said he would buy that album.
Howard said he never talks about the financial markets but Warren Buffett put out a challenge to money managers. Howard said he said that people invest through these people and they take a percentage. He said it's great that they out perform the index but with the fees you under perform. He said he issued a challenge to just take the index and you'll see that he'll do just as well as hiring a money guy. Howard said this is why he likes the guy. He said he was talking about him yesterday. Howard said a lot of these companies have lowered their fees. Robin said this is why you should be doing your own investing. Howard said investors get screwed with the fees.
Howard said people his age are called Baby Boomers. He said people who are close to retirement age are freaking out. He said the stock market is up right now but it could crash. Robin said people wait for the adjustment. Howard said it would be great to continue this but there is great fear. Howard said if you've been working your whole life for this what do you do? He said people are confused. He said when Buffett says just do the index thing. He said things are crazy. He said people could be wiped out if the market gets crazy.
Robin said it's the pension funds that get wiped out. Howard said she's right. Robin said this is why people don't have individual stocks. Howard said he's just pointing these things out.
Howard said he read an article where they were blasting Warren Beatty. He said they used it as an excuse to blast Hollywood too. Howard said they blamed Warren and Faye Dunaway. Howard said it wasn't their fault. Howard said he doesn't get that. He said that they call him an idiot but he's really not. Howard said he might be flawed but he's not an idiot.
Howard said Sammy Davis Jr. did the same thing in 1964. He asked if anyone would have done any better with that. Howard said people don't want to do their jobs. He said they're busy taking pictures instead. Howard said this guy is a laughing stock now. Robin said it doesn't happen over night. She said he was always one.
Howard said he did get to see the In Memorium. Howard said he loves that part. He said it's a very emotional thing. Howard said the sad fact is that when you think you're important you're really not. Howard said they showed Mary Tyler Moore and Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher. Howard said he forgot already that they had died. Howard said he remembered when he saw it. Howard said Mary isn't even cold in the grave yet. He said her hair and nails are still growing and he forgot that she died. Robin said she forgot some of the people died. Howard said he did too. Howard said Ken Howard died and he forgot that. Gary said they made a mistake and they put up the wrong picture of a live woman. Howard said no one cares about that.
Howard said he wants to believe that he had an impact on the world but he doesn't think they'd put him in the In Memorium. Howard said he might be forgotten like David Arquette's sister Alexis being left out. Howard said he might be like Alexis. Howard said it comes down to a 3 second clip. He said he may only get a picture.
Howard said he wants the Academy to make a decision now about him being included. Howard said Prince was in it. He said he did two films though. Howard said he forgot that Patty Duke died. Garry Marshall too. Howard said he was very nice to him.
Howard said they introduced the woman how won best actress last year and he didn't remember her. Howard asked Gary who she was. Gary said Howard loved that movie. Howard said he did but he couldn't remember it. It was Brie Larson. Howard said he thought that she was a porn star. That's Bree Olsen though. Howard said Garry Shandling wasn't in the In Memorium. Howard said he was in a couple of movies.
Howard said Amy Adams had huge tits at the show. He said she has a nice rack. Howard said she was showing everyone her tits. Robin said that was the opposite of Dakota Johnson. Howard said Dakota had to put cloths on. Howard said Amy is a serious actress and she can show her titties. JD came in and said that they had the camera set right on her boobs. Howard said the should have put her face on her tits.
Howard said he's going to do it now. JD said he thinks that he's upset he didn't propose on the air. Howard said that's not it. He said he's going to call JD ''Judas'' from now on. Howard said Ronnie said to him this morning that JD had some news. Howard asked what's going on. He guessed that he proposed. Howard said announced his engagement on Twitter. Howard said he had pictures on Twitter. Howard said he let it sink in and he was happy for him for a split second. Howard said then he got angry.
Howard asked JD how much he makes on Twitter. JD said zero. Howard asked JD how he pays his bills. JD said this job. Howard asked what it's called. JD said it's Sirius Satellite Radio. Howard said it's SiriusXM. Howard asked if it occurs to him to talk about it on the air instead. Howard said he could have done it there and put pictures on the web site. Howard said this is where they make their living.
Howard said JD has never had a real job other than this one. Howard said if he worked on local radio he would know the show is everything. Howard said he'd think about it before putting it on Twitter.
Howard said this show is JD's show too. Howard asked if Twitter pays his bills or does this show pay his bills. JD said that the logic was that his girlfriend is into social media and she's friends with people there. He said he felt it would be weird if she announced it. Howard asked if she knows JD is in business. Howard said he better get her on the fucking team. Howard asked if he's the enemy. Howard asked if he's alone. JD said no. Howard asked if he's the only one who thinks that the show is everything. JD said he didn't say how it happened or anything like that. Howard said JD would be a virgin without him. He said he didn't get any pussy before the show. Howard said his dick didn't even see the light of day.
Howard said maybe he should work for Cousin Brucie or work for Twitter. Howard asked why work for him? He asked why he would announce it on Twitter. Howard said they have subscribers there. Howard said they pay the bills. JD said he didn't tell the story. Howard said it doesn't matter.
Howard said JD's logic is to announce the Oscar winners on Twitter and then talk about it on the TV show. Howard said that's not how it works. Howard said JD thanked Steven Singer for the engagement ring too. Howard said they don't have a clue. JD said he's stupid. He said he can thank him on the air. Fred played the Sal ''Howard's a sucker'' clip. Howard said he must be stupid. He must not get it. Howard said Twitter doesn't pay his bills. Howard said he gets his news from Twitter.
Howard said the reason its news is because he's on the show. Howard asked if JD doesn't think about this. JD said he didn't fully think it through. Howard quoted JD about thanking Steven Singer for the ring. Howard said
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's being an asshole. The caller said JD has given him so much material and he's going off on him for this one thing. Howard asked what the caller does. The guy, Andrew, said he's in finance. Howard asked him what he'd do if he found out about a great stock that's going to go up 2 points. He asked if he would go to his clients or someone else. Andrew stayed silent. Howard said the guy hung up. Howard said JD ruined his engagement for him. Howard thanked Sal for the ''Howard's a sucker'' clip.
Howard said as shitty as Ronnie's engagement was at least he did it on the air. JD said he gives him full credit. Howard asked if JD thought about doing it on the show at all. JD said he did think about telling about how it happened. Howard said he thinks that he didn't think about it at all. Howard said he just blabbed about it on Twitter. He said he's not getting paid there. Howard said Twitter can't even make money. He said they have no idea how to make money.
JD said he thought it could drive some excitement for it too. Howard said he also announced it on Facebook. Howard said that JD's pay is going to come from Twitter and Facebook. Howard said they run a business here. Howard said he didn't see JD at the Twitter Christmas party. He said JD is a traitor. Robin said these guys get a life and then they keep it for themselves. Howard said they think their followers are their followers. Howard said when he's gone then their followers are gone. Howard said some guys get it.
Howard said he took JD under his wing early on after going to Full Sail College. Howard said they don't know what it's like to build a business. Howard said he doesn't get it. Howard said JD was a broken bird when he found him. He raised him into a man. Howard said he doesn't think of the show though. Fred played the ''Howard's a sucker'' clip a few more times.
Howard said JD was so scary that the other interns were scared of him. Howard said he asked him for a day's work and he does it. Howard said then he gets engaged and he announces it on Twitter. Howard asked why he wouldn't announce it there. Howard said he stuck with JD unlike his mother who left home. Howard said JD is punishing him. Howard asked what he's going to do. He said maybe some day he'll think of the show. Howard said this show pays the bills.
Howard said more people are listening to him here than on Twitter. JD said that's true. Howard asked where they pay him. JD said it's here. Howard said he gave it to Twitter though. Howard said he thinks he hates him. JD told him to get out of here. Howard said whatever hatred he has for his parents he's pushing on him. JD said Howard is very wrong about that. Howard said he's giving him the shiv. Howard said he must be a bad guy. He said JD is putting this all on Twitter. He said fuck Twitter. Fuck you Twitter. Robin said it's not Twitter's fault. Howard said JD has his own little thiefdom on Twitter. He said it's such moronic thinking.
Howard took a call from a guy, Joe, who said a guy has to have a personal life too. Howard said of course he does. Howard said he doesn't need a contract. He asked where the guy works. Joe said he works for the government. Howard asked if he loves Russia or the United States. Joe said it's the United States. Howard said this is all out of self loathing. Howard said soldiers kill other soldiers. Howard said everyone knows the stakes and you have to do certain things. Howard said that's what he's talking about. Howard said some of the guys think Howard will take care of them no matter what. Howard said it's about putting the show before other things. Howard said he's not wrong and you can't convince him he is.
Joe said it's JD's choice. Howard said he's not saying it's not his choice. Howard said if he worked for the Yankees and he wanted the Yankees to do well and he was rooting for the Mets it wouldn't make sense. Howard said Twitter is a competitor of theirs in a sense. Howard said this is where their fortunes lie. Joe said he gets it in a show sense. Howard asked why everyone on Twitter has to know before him. He said it's a fuck you to him. JD said that's not it. Howard said he knows JD has been fucked over but he's not the one who fucked him over. Howard said he's not. Joe said he's convinced him and fuck JD. Howard thanked him for that.
Howard said he signed a new contract and waited 3 days until he got on the air instead of going on Twitter to make the announcement. Howard said it's something their audience cares about. Howard said if you're going to go public with it then why go on Twitter. Howard asked JD to say he's a sucker. JD said ''Howard is a sucker.'' Howard thanked him for that. He said why not just kick him in the balls. Howard said he must have done something wrong. Howard said there is a resentment there. Howard said he should have kept it until he was on the air. He said it's much better than announcing it on Twitter. Howard said even the name sucks. He said he's an asshole because he's done something wrong. JD told him to stop.
Howard said he must not inspire loyalty. Howard asked if that's still Sal calling him a sucker. Fred said he thinks they're working on getting the JD clip.
Robin said she can't imagine JD doing something to infuriate Howard as much as this. Howard said it means he doesn't care about Robin or anyone else. Howard said he's going to tell a story about Robin. Howard asked where Robin announced her cancer. JD said it was here. Howard asked where he announced he was engaged to Beth. JD said it was here. Fred got the JD ''Howard is a sucker'' clip and played it a few times.
Howard said all good things come from Twitter. Howard said Twitter loves you and Twitter is your friend. Howard said that's what he can keep telling himself. Howard said the people who follow him are fans of this show. Howard said he's proud and happy for JD but he should have thought of the show. JD said he wasn't thinking like that. Howard said if he was on a small radio show and the Program Director was reading the ratings he'd be thinking about this stuff. Howard said if JD had to go through what he went through early on maybe he'd think about the show more. Howard said if JD succeeds then the show succeeds. Howard said that they have to change the name of the show to Everyone's Show.
Robin said that people used to ask her how she could stand it when Howard got all of the attention. Robin said Howard is everyone. Robin said we are Negan. Howard said that's right. He said that we're all Negan. Howard said he wishes he had that Lucille. Howard said he's always protected JD's girlfriend's identity. He said JD goes on Twitter to thank him or that. Fred played ''The Walking Dead'' theme while they were talking about Negan. Howard said that's why he turns to everyone and asks who they are. They're all Negan. Howard said he doesn't have to break anyone down though. He said he's the nice guy. Howard said when Negan doesn't think someone is loyal he bashes their head in. Howard said he doesn't do that.
Howard said he'll get them some subscribers and JD can stay on Twitter. Howard said he'll just stay there and take it in the ass for the team. Howard said JD can keep Tweeting and he'll keep paying the bills.
Howard took a call from JD's webcam girl. She said JD announced his engagement while he was watching her naked. Howard thanked her for the call.
JD said he's not saying Howard is wrong at all. Howard said he's not the only one around there doing this. Howard said he wants JD to do him one favor. He asked him for just one thing. He asked JD to go to Twitter and just tweet out ''I hate my boss.'' JD said he's not going to do that. Howard asked him to please do that. He said he just wants one favor. Robin said that's not a good idea. Howard said he can write ''Howard is a sucker.'' JD said no. He said he'll delete his Twitter before that. Howard asked how many followers he has on Twitter. JD said about 200,000 something. Howard said they're all waiting for that information. He said no wonder he had to tweet that out. Howard asked him to send out a picture of him peeing on a picture of him. JD said he's not going to do that.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she pays for the show and they could have waited with bated breath for the story. She said they could have lived vicariously through Robin's reaction to the news. Robin said ''Yes!'' Robin said now she doesn't even care he's engaged. The caller said that she doesn't care now. Howard said he has to push JD out of his vaginal canal and get him out of there now. He said he's like his mother.
Howard took a call from a guy who said ''I am Howard.'' He said it hit him when this first came out that Howard was wrong. He said this is a totally different thing. He said JD is a moron. Howard said this is where the fans tune in. He said this is a show and they are all invested in one another. Howard said he spends a lot of time with the guys talking about their business. Howard said it's all about maintaining loyalties. He said that he thinks they're all on the same side but then JD goes on Twitter to announce this. Howard said JD had no life before this show. Howard said the show has been good for JD. He said it's not Howard's show. He said he's part of the show but he is like an orchestra leader. Howard said it's Robin, Fred, Sal, Richard and JD's show. Howard said before this JD collected spoons. Howard said he didn't have friends. He had spoons. Howard said now he has him but he's not good. Howard said he's a sucker.
The caller said it's his show too and he feels like he got screwed too. Howard asked if Fred has Twitter. Fred said no but he's not youth oriented like JD. Howard said he and Fred used to have to deal with the ratings reports together. Howard said they went through a lot of that together. Fred said they had that at WCCC and WNBC. Howard said they did.
Howard said they were talking about this earlier. He said the guy at the Oscars was busy with Twitter too. Robin said it ruined the end of the show. Howard said that guy doesn't even have 200,000 followers. Howard said he was probably doing it for his family. Fred played the ''Howard is a sucker'' clip a bunch more times.
Howard said JD might as well shit in his mouth. JD laughed. Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn. She said that he's blowing her mind. She said that her phone was blowing up when it came out. She said she's going to HowardStern.com no matter what. Howard said she's off her rocker. Mariann told him to let JD have his moment. Mariann said that when he has twins he'll come to him. Howard said he will now. Howard hung up on her saying he can't take that voice.
Howard took a call from California Bobo who asked how fat JD is going to get once he's married. Howard said he'll be like Jason Kaplan. Howard asked JD if he will gain weight. JD said he's not trying to. Howard asked if he will lose weight. JD said he has incentive to do that. He said he'd rather not be disgusted looking in the mirror.
Howard said he's going to give JD his number. He said he should call him when he's thinking about this stuff. Howard told JD to ask himself what he would say if he emailed him. Howard said he could think about what he would write back. Howard said just compose the email and think about it. Howard said he has to admit this was a fuck you to him. JD said it wasn't. Howard said it was and he just doesn't see it. Howard said it's alright, he's just a shit. Howard said JD just mumbles his hello to him every morning. He knows how he feels. Howard said he wants to get JD a tattoo on his wrist that says ''Ask Howard.''
The caller said that JD is going to have his wife's birth on Periscope. Howard said he has to get out of this business. He said he had a meeting yesterday and he has 3 years and 10 months left on his contract. Howard said then JD can tweet all he wants. Howard said this isn't going to be there for him. Howard said he'll be free to tweet all he wants. Howard said underneath it all he's a sensitive man. He said he's hurt by this.
Howard said while he was on vacation he was scared to leave the house. He said at home he locks himself in. He said he wants to build a safe room. He said he wants to be alive. Howard asked him to go tweet what an asshole his boss is. JD said he's not going to do that.
Howard asked JD to put up a picture of him fucking him in the ass. He asked how big his cock is and if he's bigger than Benjy. JD said he's not sure if he's 6 inches like Benjy said. Howard said 6 inches is pretty thick. Howard said Richard loves cock and he volunteered to measure Benjy. He said he can't find any women to do it so he has Richard. Howard said they'll be measuring that cock of his.
Howard said they went on the street and showed people Benjy's cock and they weren't able to find anyone who found it attractive. Howard played some audio and people were telling Memet what was wrong with the pictures. One woman said the veins were too much. People were commenting on his penis head and how odd that looked.
Howard said Benjy's cock has a song too. Howard played the song parody where they sing about his 6 inch circumference. Howard said there's a second song too. Howard played that as well. They had clips of Benjy talking about how good it looks in the song.
Howard said the average circumference is 4.5 inches around. Howard said his isn't that big. He said his penis looks like him. He said it's skinny like he is. Howard said he knows he's not 6 around. He said he is 6 long. Howard asked if JD is 6 around. JD said he doesn't think so. Howard asked if Benjy is going to be 6 around. Fred said they say that flaccid it should be 1.5 inches.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she wanted to say that she was sad yesterday. She said she listens to the show every day for 8-10 hours a day. She said that it was sad he didn't announce it on the show. Howard said of course. Howard asked why he would do it on Twitter. He said it's mind blowing to him. He said he was embarrassed when Ronnie told him. Howard said JD should be embarrassed. JD said he's not exactly happy right now. Howard said the whole thing is fucked up. He said he's so angry about it.
Gary came in and said that the guys in the office are talking. He said that the moment of the surprise has been lost for them too. Gary said that they'd be able to come in and congratulate him but not now. Howard said it's one of those things. Howard said he knows what JD thinks. He said he has 200,000 followers and he has to make them happy. Howard said JD just doesn't get it. Howard asked if they need to be more afraid of him. Gary said sometimes he's too nice. Gary asked if what JD is worse than what the guy on the Oscars did. Howard said it is. Gary said then fire him. Howard said he can't fire him.
Howard said Gary unfriended him on Facebook. He said he's too nice a guy. He said Gary didn't even worry about that. Gary had a Red Bull can and that was 7 inches around. He said that Benjy can't be one inch less around. Howard said he wants to see. Howard said that penis picture didn't look like 6 inches around. Robin said his head would be 9 inches if that's the case. Howard said they should do that measuring on the air. The caller was laughing listening to the penis talk. Howard said he's glad she's laughing at him because the whole staff laughs at him. Fred played the ''Howard is a sucker'' clip a few more times.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if JD feels it's disrespectful to use the show as an outlet. Howard said maybe he does. The caller said she thinks he came out trying to separate himself from the show. Howard said he should start thinking about the show. Howard said he's building his empire of Twitter followers. Howard said that's what his thinking is. The caller asked when he proposed. JD said it was yesterday. Howard asked how long after he proposed did he put it on Twitter. JD said he did it in his apartment. Howard asked if he had a speech. JD said he winged it. He said he probably wasn't very clear. He said she understood when she saw the box in his hand.
Howard asked JD about getting the ring and all of that. Howard asked when he got the ring. JD got it yesterday. Robin asked if Steven Singer preferred it was announced on Twitter. Howard said no. Howard asked how long it was before he went on Twitter. JD said it was a couple of hours. He said they called their parents and stuff like that first. Howard asked if he called his brother too. JD said he did. JD said he asked her parents too.
Howard asked how many hours it was. JD said it was 2 or 3. Howard said then he needed that jolt. JD said he wasn't thinking obviously.
Howard asked where that recording is of his in-laws. JD told him where it was. Howard played a clip of a woman asking ''Why? Why? Why?'' Howard said that was his mother in law reacting to the news.
Howard said then JD put it up on Twitter. JD said that she was sharing it too. Howard said now he understands. Fred played some messaging sounds as they were talking about that. Howard asked what's the use. He said feel free to tweet anything exciting that's happening.
Howard asked if JD called Jon Hein. JD said he told Ronnie because he went with him. Howard asked if he asked him if he should put it on Twitter. JD said he did not. Howard said he thinks Ronnie would know better than to put it on Twitter.
Robin said she can't get over that he thinks Steven Singer wants to help him. Howard said try to think of his wife first from now on. Howard said now he has to provide. Howard said this show will mean a lot more to him if he has kids. Howard said ask Will who has 2 kids now. Howard said he can't stop thinking about the show. Howard said he wishes 10 children on JD so he thinks about the show and nothing else.
Howard asked when they're going to get married. Robin told him to post it on Twitter. Howard said he should post the pictures and names of their kids on Twitter too. Robin told him to put all of the details on Twitter. Howard asked what Twitter has done for him.
Howard asked JD to do him one favor. He asked for him to invite the CEO of Twitter to his wedding. Howard asked who that is. He thinks it's Biz Stone. Robin said he left. Howard told him to invite him anyway. Howard asked him not to invite him. He said just invite Twitter people instead. Fred said it's Jack Dorsey at Twitter. Howard said Biz Stone just asked not to be invited. Howard said make Steven Singer the best man.
The caller said that Benjy's penis was chapped under the head. Howard said it was. He said he can't look at it because it's so disgusting. The caller said her husband's penis is really nice. She said that Benjy's was not. She said it was bizarre. Howard asked if there are Emojis of mushrooms. Howard said that's what it looked like. Howard said he's having trouble dropping calls. He said he's having problems with the phone.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks JD is a genius because this is way better radio than him announcing his marriage. Howard said he's so pissed about it though. He said he had a wave of happiness and then he changed and got angry. Howard asked why he would do that to him. The caller said this is a good show though. Robin said they'd rather be celebrating with JD. She said that JD didn't want them to be a part of it.
Howard said now JD is going to put a hashtag saying that Howard is an asshole #HowardIsAnAsshole. Howard said he's going to hack it so that's what it says in every tweet. Howard asked him to put that on his wedding cake too.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's being selfish. Howard said JD ruined it for him. Howard said he's thinking of JD's job too. Howard said this is his job too. Howard asked the caller what he does. The caller, Scott, said he's a salesman. Howard said he has a product to sell. Howard said he has one too. Howard asked what he sells. He asked who his competitor is. Scott said it's a company called Boyd. Howard asked why he doesn't go out and tell his customers how great Boyd is. Scott said that it would hurt his business. Howard said ''Fuck you Scott!'' Howard said that JD put something on Twitter that's part of this show. Howard said everyone sees things the wrong way.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked why JD started following a hot girl on Instagram after he got engaged. JD said he might have done that but he didn't post anything there. Howard asked JD why he would do that. He asked if he followed the chick first. JD said he did Twitter first probably. Howard said that's the one night you don't follow hot chicks. JD said he's sorry. Howard said he bets his wife wasn't on there looking at hot guys. Fred said maybe she was looking at Benjy's cock.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks he diagnosed this. He said he doesn't think the staff knows that Howard is making a commitment to their success every day. He said that it's for them. Howard said it's for everyone who is on the show. Howard said it's an investment. The caller said he should rent a plane to announce his retirement. He said he shouldn't announce it on the show. Howard said imagine if he went somewhere else to announce everything. The caller said that they think they're entitled to information from Howard but they want their own lives. The caller also said that Benjy's dick looks like something he made out of Play-Doh when he was a kid.
Howard said JD wants to be a director. He said imagine he goes out to promote it but he mentions some other movie instead. Howard said you don't do that.
Howard asked what JD said in the tweet. JD said he wrote that ''She said yes'' and he thanked Steven Singer. Howard said very good. Howard said that was so great. Robin said that's the best it could get. Howard said think of the show next time. Howard asked if he's right or wrong. JD said he's right. Howard said lets not talk about this until after the commercials at least.
Howard asked what else JD followed last night. Jason said that he started following some porn stars recently. He said it wasn't last night. JD said it wasn't last night. Jason said that one of the women describes herself as the nastiest MILF porn star out there. JD said that was a couple of weeks ago that he followed her. Robin said that's when he was planning the engagement.
Howard asked if she is the nastiest MILF. JD said she looks like it. He said he knows she squirts. Howard said this is a classic love story. Jason said he went to the profile for that woman and her first picture is getting fisted in the ass. Howard asked if JD thinks about following that stuff before he does it. JD said he has to hide his feed from people sometimes. Howard played a song parody about JD liking big butts.
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Howard said they have a lot of comments in the email about Nicole Bass dying. Howard said they're all people they've known for over 20 years. Howard said she's always been around. Howard said the musical tributes are pouring in too. Howard played a song about Nicole from Psych.
Howard played a clip of a guy asking a man on the street to pretend to be Mel Gibson for an interview. They did that with other people pretending to be Casey Affleck, Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep, Viggo Mortensen and more. They went to break after that.
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Howard said Sean Spicer is the press guy for President Trump. Howard said he announced they're going to have a crackdown on the medical marijuana. Howard said he hopes they're not going to do that. Howard said there is a reduction in crime and dealing offenses. Howard said he doesn't smoke pot himself but he knows a lot of people who do. Howard said it's the right direction to legalize it. Howard said that it's ridiculous to get law enforcement involved. Howard said he hopes someone is listening and comes to their senses. Howard said he would like to see the money go to the states so they can use the money for roads and stuff.
Howard wished a happy birthday to Gary the Conqueror. Howard said he is a slow adult and he has a retarded birthday. He's a leap year birthday guy. He said he's turning 65 but not really because he only has a birthday every 4 years.
Howard said people ask about Asian Pete and he sent them a voicemail recently. Howard played the clip where Pete asked them to leave him a message.
Howard said with the death of Nicole Bass he wants to say that they celebrate these people after they die. Robin wondered if Nicole heard that Psych song earlier. Howard said he was told that she did. Howard said he can talk to her from the afterlife. He had Fred do his impression of Nicole. Fred did that for a short time. He did the female voice and then it would turn into the Herman Munster voice. Robin said she seems to be acclimating to the change. Fred had her saying that she has the bigger cock out of the guys she's met in heaven.
Howard said they took Nicole's voice and called a random guy. He played the phony phone call the guys made using clips of Nicole asking him about what a romantic evening would be. Nicole and the guy talked about what they like to do. The guy asked if he's a fag or something. Nicole asked if they can have an affair and the guy said he likes a woman. They had Nicole asking the guy questions about liking cock and stuff like that. The guy eventually hung up. Howard said no one ever believes she's a woman when they hear her voice.
Howard said he wants to celebrate Wendy the Slow Adult because it's her 15th anniversary with the show. Howard said with that in mind they're going to celebrate her life. Howard said that they will celebrate the last 15 years.
Howard played a promo for the Wendy bit. Howard said that they will celebrate that in a few minutes. Howard said they're putting the finishing touches on that. Howard said the 15 years has flown by. He said he thought it was longer actually. He said that will be coming up in just a moment.
Howard asked Richard if he really thinks his cock looked nice. Richard said he is biased because he used to watch Mushroom Tip porn. He said that the guys had big mushroom heads like that. Howard said Richard is gay. He really thinks so. Richard said this stuff doesn't turn him on. Howard said Benjy's cock repulses him. Richard said his cock was very veiny. Richard said he's trying to make Benjy feel good too. He said he thinks it hurts him that people don't like it.
Howard asked Richard how big around he thinks he is. Richard said he might be the size of a D battery. Richard said he doesn't think he can get hard there to measure though. Howard asked when they're going to do this. Gary said they can send Benjy in there right now. Howard asked how long it's going to take for Benjy to get hard. He asked him to come in.
Benjy came in and Howard said he looks really put together today. He said the shirt is too small. He said his arms won't go down to the side. Fred said his arms fly out to the side. Benjy said he has fat where his Lats should be. Howard said his arms are so far out. Richard said he looks like George Reeves as Superman. Benjy said he doesn't know if he can get hard right now. He said he's been jerking off a lot less lately but he's going to try.
Howard said that he doesn't think that he's going to be 6 inches around. Benjy said he's way above average. Howard said they'll find out. Benjy said he's not sure if he can get hard now. Benjy said he thinks that Richard should be in there with him when he does it. Richard laughed. Benjy asked if he can do it in the green room instead. Gary said it has to be the bathroom. Howard asked if it's going to be weird with Richard in there. Benjy said he has women's clothes for Richard to wear. Gary said if they go in together and Benjy jerks off is that weird. Howard said it is but Benjy claims to be 6 inches circumference. Benjy wanted Richard in a wig. Howard told him not to shtick it up.
Howard told Benjy to take his phone in with him and look at some porn and then have Richard come in. Richard said he'll hold up some pictures for him. Benjy said he's very nervous right now. Benjy said he likes Richard and he thinks he can cum from that. Howard wanted Richard to go in with him.
Benjy said he's nervous and his dick feels smaller than ever right now. Howard said that they don't believe he's 6 inches in circumference. He said that they're going to measure the shaft, the head and the length. Howard said that Richard is going to measure. He said Benjy won't measure because he's not going to give them the right numbers.
Benjy showed Howard what 6 inches is. He said it's not as big as you think. Howard said that they have to take a breath. He said go into the bathroom right now with Richard. Howard said they'll mic him up and get it done. Benjy said that he needs to feel comfortable in there. Richard said they can bring his chair in. Howard said don't say how big he is, they'll have JD tweet it.
Benjy asked why Howard cares if he thinks his dick looks good. Howard said he doesn't know what's in his head. He said he thinks he's lost his mind. Howard said he swears to god that everyone who has seen the pictures thinks that his cock looks awful. Howard said he's delusional if he thinks they look good. Benjy said the lighting is off. Benjy told him to show him a pretty penis. Howard said he isn't a big fan of cock so he doesn't know. He said that you see Benjy's cock and it's not pleasing to look at. Howard said he asked John Wayne Bobbit and he said he has a hideous cock. Howard said Benjy's cock is on the hideous side. Benjy asked why he wants him to feel that. Howard said he should question why he tweeted that out. Benjy said it's one of his best body parts.
Howard said go into the bathroom and do whatever he has to do to get hard. Howard said he can take a break or whatever. He said he can do his tribute to Wendy too. Howard said he's going to have Richard and Benjy go back and discuss it. Howard said he'll take a break. He said they can do whatever they have to do. Benjy asked Howard if he doesn't make it today, can he do it with an official measurer in the future. Howard said possibly. Howard said he has to try today. Benjy said he will but they say the harder you try the harder it is to get one.
Howard said he can't believe he kicked Benjy out of the studio. He asked how fun this guy is. He said this is so hard to work out.
Howard took a call from a guy, Mark, who said they stretch a penis out when they measure it. He said they're not getting guys hard to measure. Howard asked how they measure circumference. The caller said that's less reliable. Howard asked Mark if he measures penises. Mark said he odes not. He said that's what he's read and learned. Howard said they're not stretching Benjy. He said he can be sure of that.
Howard asked what they're doing here. Gary said they're going to take a break. Howard said he has a lot to get to. He said he wants to talk about Memet. Benjy said that the girls in that clip earlier made it sound like the girls were afraid of the size. Howard said that's not it.
Howard had Memet come in. Memet said that he isn't dating right now. He said this girl came to him and said she has an offer to be with two dudes. She said that if he does that then she'll do it with two chicks. Memet said that he was willing to do it to be with the two girls. Howard said he would never do that. Howard asked what positions he's looking up. Memet said he was looking them up to make sure the penises don't touch. Richard said there are plenty of ways to do that. Howard asked if he wants to be in a room with another dude. Memet said he wants to be in a room with two chicks.
Howard said if his penis is in the girl's mouth with another man doing her is that okay. Memet said that's fine. Gary said that Memet was talking about getting blown by the woman and having the other guy in there. Howard said that's gay. Howard said Memet can't even get hard with a condom on. Memet said he said he was conflicted about being in a girl's mouth with another penis in there. Howard asked if he thinks he could get it in there with another dude's penis in there. Memet said that's what she wants. Howard said he has to say that's not what he wants. Howard said this is going way over the line. Howard said if he's gay then come out.
Robin asked if Memet has fantasized about it. Memet said he has thought about the threesome with the girls. Howard asked if he wants to go into the bathroom with Richard and Benjy. Memet said he's not doing that. Howard asked if he is going to ask for a picture of the other penis. Memet said he wants the guy to have a smaller one than him. Howard asked if he wants to look good for the other guy. Memet said he has things going on in his head. Howard said there's something up with him. Howard said he wants to be with a woman who wants to be with him. He said if a girl wants him in the room with another guy that's going to lead to trouble.
Howard said good news, Benjy just got hard. Benjy asked if he's ever been with another guy before. Memet said no. He said that he knows that people are going to say he's looking for this but he's looking for a threesome with two girls. He said this is the offer he has. Robin said he can say goodbye to this one. Howard said he would say goodbye to this one. Memet said no way he would. Howard said he absolutely would.
Howard said he dated a chick in college and she was crazy in bed. Howard said that it was the best sex he ever had other than his wife. Howard said she let him put her diaphragm in for her which was hot at the time. Howard said he was on fire with this chick. Howard said the thing is that she lived with two guys. Howard said she got into bed with them and she was asking him to get in there. Howard said he told her that is not happening. He said he walked out. Howard said he wasn't going to get into that. Howard said she broke up with him but not necessarily over that. He said she was the one who said that she broke up because she found a guy with a bigger penis.
Howard said Memet might have tendencies. Memet said he's seen other dudes. Howard asked if they were hard. Memet said no. Robin said it's going to be disgusting.
Memet said that he was going to try to get the threesome with the girls first and then do the guy thing. Howard said that's the way to go. Howard said that he'll still have to sit there and watch the guy cum. Howard asked if they'll be wearing rubbers. Memet said they will of course. Robin said he won't be able to get it up. Memet said he will. He said he's not having sex now so he can rewire himself. Howard said he bets he'll end up eating that guy's asshole.
Howard said he has a guy on the phone who is willing to do this with him. He had Sour Shoes on the phone doing his George Takei impression. Sour said how about a foursome with him and Brad and their gay robot.
Memet asked if Howard has ever been turned on watching porn with two guys fucking a woman. Howard said it's him fucking her when he's watching porn.
Ronnie said there is no talking to Memet. He said he has a good look now. He asked what the fuck he's doing. Ronnie said you don't do it with two guys. He asked what the fuck is wrong with him. Memet said he's been trying to finagle this for a while. Howard asked who the perfect guy would be. Memet said that an Asian guy would be good. He said he needs a guy smaller than him.
Howard said he knows a guy who did this with another guy they all know. Howard said it still traumatizes him. Howard said this guy saw this other guy fucking and it didn't go well. Memet said that the thing that would set him off is if he saw her getting off more with the other guy than with him.
Ronnie asked Memet if he was fucking this girl without another guy and she's not satisfied then he's not satisfying her. Memet said that she reminds him of himself. He said she's like a female version of him. Ronnie said she wants a cock. Howard said Memet does too. Howard said she can't be that great.
Benjy said that they do say that it's sublimation for homosexuality when you have a threesome with another guy. Howard said he heard that this girl made a hand mold of him. Memet said they did that and he did it like he was fingering her and she did it like she was jerking him off. He said she uses the wax hand they had made on herself.
Howard took a call from the guys in the back who called in as a guy doing a woman's voice saying that Memet can blow him.
Memet asked Ronnie how it's gay to do a threesome with another guy. Ronnie said it's just gay. He said he would never do it. Howard said Shuli had a threesome with another guy and it was the most awkward thing he ever did.
Howard said it's a dude in the room and the guy is going to have his cock out. Howard said you can't ignore it. Memet said he's going to be thinking about how hot it is that she's so nasty. Howard said no he won't. Howard said he isn't going to want it. Memet said he's going to do it for what he's getting in exchange. Howard said he can do what he wants but he has a bi-sexual nature about him.
Howard asked Memet if he wants the guy to be circumcised. Memet said he doesn't care about that. Memet said he has done some research but he doesn't want to get into it. Howard asked what it is. Memet said that he won't kiss her that night but he has kissed her. He said that she's blown other guys. Memet said everyone has done that. Howard said he's going to have another dude in the room with him. Howard said that he's going to end up having gay sex with the guy. Memet said that's not going to happen. Robin asked how they're going to do one dick in the ass and one in the vagina and not face each other. Memet said he doesn't want to get into this.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Memet is going to get soft and end up slipping into the guy's ass. Memet said he's only gotten soft a couple of times. He said he's going to save up to be with this girl. Ronnie said that the other guy is going to end up banging the piss out of her. Howard played a song parody about Memet cumming too soon. Fred was playing the Mr. Softee music a bunch of times during this segment too.
Howard wants to meet the girl. Memet said he'll have to talk to her. He said he's never asked her before. Howard said maybe they can have the guy come in too. Howard said how about Benjy. Memet said that would be perfect. Howard asked if Benjy would do that. Benjy said he would just to show him up. Benjy asked why not just spring it on her and do the girl thing. Howard said that's what he would do. Howard said fuck this guy shit. Howard said one night she's over and the other girl is there. He said fuck the promises with the dude. Howard said just imagine Benjy is there and you have to smell Benjy. Memet said he thinks it would work out great with Benjy. Benjy was getting pissed. He said this is like JD's tweeting thing. He said that he's thinking long term. Howard said he thinks all terms.
Benjy said Howard has seen him naked at a strip club. Howard said he walked out on that. He didn't want to see that.
Howard asked if this girl is hot. Memet said she is. Howard said he has to see a picture. Memet showed him a picture. Howard said she has a nice body. He said she's hot but he's not going to be in a room with another guy with her. Howard said she has a hot body. Memet said that they're very open with each other. Ronnie asked if she brought it up watching double penetration porn. Memet said no. Howard saw her face and said she's cute. Howard asked how old she is. Memet said she's older than him but he didn't want to give more information about her.
Memet said that the way you do the DP position is with one guy laying down and the girl is straddling you. He said the other guy comes behind her and puts it in her butt. Memet said he won't even feel the guy. Ronnie said that he's going to feel the guy's cock. Howard said he would imagine he would feel something. Memet said the thing he'll be touching his vagina. Ronnie said he'll be rubbing his cock too through a thin layer of skin.
Howard said he's going to cum on his balls. He said he's going to think that she's really wet but it's actually the guy's cum.
Gary said he has a member of the staff who is willing to come in and beg him not to do it. Howard said it must be Shuli. Gary said that's who it is. Howard said this is his way of bragging. Shuli said this was one of his worst experiences of his life. He said he has no idea what he's going to go through. He said this guy wanted to high five him. He said that he's going to smell the other naked dude sweating. He said it's not going to be good. Richard asked if he saw the other guy shoot his load. Shuli said he walked out when he was done. He said he only did it because she was so hot.
Memet said that they've been out of the game so long that they're saying they'd never take that deal. Howard said he would never take that deal. Howard asked Fred if he would. Fred asked Memet why he needs a guy there if he's fucked her already. Memet said he wants the two girls.
Howard asked if any hot chick has ever fucked Shuli. The guys said no. Memet told Ronnie to put himself in his shoes. Ronnie said he's put his shoes on and run right out the door.
Howard said he has been in some situations with some of the hottest girls ever. Howard said some shit starts to go down and that's it. He said if there are other dudes he's out of there. Howard said he's not going to look at some guy's cock.
Shuli asked where it's going to stop. He asked where he goes after that. Robin said he has no idea what the guy is into. Memet said he'd have to approve the person. Howard said he has to move along. He asked if Benjy is hard. Benjy said he came and he can't get hard now.
Gary asked if he would be with 4 other 10s if he had to be with 4 other guys. Memet said that he's not sure. He said the world is open to him. Robin said he's open to everything. She said he's going down the tunnel. Benjy asked if he's enjoying the fact that he's going to have this experience.
Howard had Ronnie make his final statement. Ronnie said there's no way he would ever do this. He said if it's with two girls he's fine. Memet said if it's the only way he can make it happen is this way. Ronnie said there's something wrong there. Memet said he thinks they just can't stand to think of him getting two girls. Howard laughed and said that's it. He said it's just more jealousy.
Howard said Memet is out of his fucking mind. Shuli said he took the deal and it sucks. Howard said he would never do this. Memet said he believes Howard. He said he thinks the other guys would take the deal.
Howard said he has to sum up. Howard said he brought him in to tell him to think it through. Robin said she thinks he should just go for it. Howard said he's leading down a path that's going to lead to other things. He said he's going to be on Grindr before he knows it. Ronnie asked Memet if this girl gets the idea to have the other guy stick it in his asshole. Memet said that's not going to happen. He said it's all within reason. Howard said she could say she wants to see him kiss a guy. Howard asked if he wants to see her go down on a girl. Memet said he does. Howard said she could turn it around on him. Memet said girls don't want to see that. Benjy said maybe she could say that. Memet said he would say that he's not going that far. Howard said stop it. He asked if he's in the middle of sex is he going to stop. Memet said no girl is turned on by two guys making out. Robin asked if he's kidding.
Howard told Benjy to rub his balls on Memet's balls. Richard said watch him and Benjy make out. Benjy slobbered on his face. Robin said she had a conversation with a friend recently and they saw two guys on Sense8 making out and it was hot.
Howard said when Memet has this threesome he has to come in and give them every detail. Howard said he has to take a break. He has to get Richard and Benjy to measure Benjy's cock. Howard said they can be done with it after that. Howard asked if Ronnie thinks that he's 6 inches around. Ronnie said he's seen more pictures. He said the rest of his penis looks thin. Howard told them to go measure. He said he can have his bragging rights if he is.
Richard said that he saw some of the new pictures and they wondered why his head was wet. Benjy said he may have been jerking off with oil or something. Howard said they have to get off of this and take a break. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break a short time later.
Howard said warren Buffett just sold all of his stock. Richard said Benjy is getting undressed. Benjy said it might take a long time. Howard said goodbye.
Howard said he's going to skip Robin's song and just get to the news. He said he's still stuck with the image of Shuli and his threesome. Howard said he's not thinking about that. He said that was a weird conversation. Howard said he was with another dude. Howard said he knows a dude who had a threesome with a girl and a guy and a couple of years later he came out to him. Robin said Memet is looking in at the beginning of the tunnel.
Howard said in case Benjy does get aroused they put a guide up on HowardStern.com to see the circumference. Howard said that a pill bottle is 6 inches. He had a few other things that they had to go by up there.
Howard said the Wendy tribute will happen tomorrow. He said he had to reschedule. Howard asked Robin to start the news after having Fred play a song. Howard let about 2 seconds of that play before cutting it off. He said it's been too sexual today.
Robin read a story about how one of their friends, Bob Harper, had a heart attack. Howard said he was on the Biggest Loser and he's a big fan of the show. Robin said he was working out when he had a heart attack. Robin said he was in a coma for 3 days. Robin said he's going to be going home soon. Howard said while he was on vacation he got an email from Bob explaining about the heart attack. Howard said he was freaking out because he's Mr. Workout. Howard said he's 52 years old. Howard said he and Beth called him and spoke to him in the hospital. Howard said he was really freaked out. Howard said he wished him well and spoke for a while. Howard said his family has some history of heart problems. Howard said he was going to send him something. He said he saw a guy posted pictures of men in kilts doing hot yoga so he sent him that. Howard said he's a gay man so he knew he might like that. Howard said Bob asked him not to do that because he got excited over that.
Howard said he just saw Bob a few weeks before. He said he was out at dinner when he saw him. Howard said that he was with a guy who never works out and he said ''You see! If this guy had a heart attack...'' Howard said it's just good to exercise. Howard said that if JD has a heart attack then just put it on Twitter.
Robin said she had an encounter with JD and called him Jamie back there. She said she took away his title. Robin said he no longer belongs to them.
Robin said Nick Cannon is not coming back to America's Got Talent. Howard said he has been in touch with Nick and he knows more about this story. Howard said he'd like to tell the story but he doesn't know if Nick wants him to. Howard said what the fuck. He said Nick was on the show and he was talking about this comedy special he was promoting. Howard said he was on the show and the next thing he knows he hears that NBC is going to fire him. Howard said Nick said they were listening to the show and they demanded to hear his special. He said they thought it was offensive to NBC. Howard said he has no idea why NBC would find it offensive. Howard said he was dumbfounded. Howard said he couldn't figure it out. Howard said Nick told him that it wasn't a knock against NBC. He said he did a joke about NBC standing for ''Nigga Be Crazy'' or something like that. He said someone got offended and they called Nick in. He said they threatened to fire him.
Howard said Nick was defiant and said he didn't care. Howard said he got upset because he has worked with Nick. He said he called Nick and asked to give some advice. He said he told Nick that he's so great on the show and it's such a great gig for him. He knows it pays well. He said he thought cooler heads could prevail. Howard said if they both calmed down it would be fine. Howard said he wanted Nick to stay at the job. He said Nick said he wasn't going to be screamed at. Howard said all of a sudden he heard from Nick that his job was back and he was going to stay. Howard said he was really happy. He said he wrote him a note and said he was glad. He said everyone is going to forget about it in 3 months. Howard said he thought that it was a bad thing for NBC to lose him. Howard said he knows who got offended and he knows the whole story. Howard said that person got other people charged up and got people yelling and screaming. He said he won't say who they were. Howard said then they announced that Nick was staying.
Howard said the next thing he knows Nick quit the show. Howard said he hasn't spoken to him about that. Howard said he thinks Nick felt NBC had really mistreated him by trying to censor him or saying he said something wrong. He said it got to him and he quit. Howard said he thinks it would be a mistake. Howard said he would like to think they could work things out. Robin said she heard that Ryan Seacrest might be replacing him. Howard said that wouldn't be out of that snake Simon Cowell's realm. Howard said the way it stands he thinks that he has quit. He said he doesn't think he should. Howard said if they worked it out he could stay on the show. He said he has heard a rumor that they are trying to get him back.
Howard said he has to check in with Richard and Benjy. Richard said he's trying not to be too much in the way. He said Benjy is watching a movie. He's not ready. Benjy said he's nowhere close. Benjy screamed earlier after almost falling out of the chair they gave him. Howard said he heard they were giggling in there too. Richard said he's just a fly on the wall in there. Howard said maybe Robin will do some sexy news stories. Richard said he does appear to be getting aroused. He said he's sweatier than usual. Benjy said it's hot in there.
Robin read a story about Bill Cosby and how they're trying to get the venue of the trial changed. Robin said he's sort of won and lost. Robin said they won't change the venue but they will get the jury pool from another county. Howard said that's not going to help. Howard did a live commercial read and then went to break.
After the break, around 10:25am, Howard came right back and had Robin get back to her news. Robin read about the Oscars and how they had to apologize for a second issue. Robin said the firm that handled the votes said that the backup envelope that was handed to Warren Beatty was a mistake. Robin said that led to the wrong movie being announced.
Robin read a story about Warren Beatty refusing to hand over the envelope that he had read. Howard said he was afraid that people would accuse him of lying. He wanted it as proof to show the press. He said it wasn't just some kooky senior moment. Howard said everyone will forget about it in a week.
Robin had Howard play a clip of Justin Timberlake opening the Oscars. Howard said it was a smart move. Howard said he loved that they got rid of the opening production. Howard said the kid is arrogant but he has talent. Howard said he was very good. Howard said Jimmy was excellent too. Howard said that's friendship aside. He said he hasn't spoken to anyone who thought he did a shitty job. Howard said enough with the Billy Crystal-like bits that they used to do. Robin said he did get the crowd up on their feet. Robin said that it was a nice room for Jimmy to walk out in.
Howard took a call from Ralph who asked why Benjy thinks he can get hard with Richard in the room. Howard said that's what they suggested earlier. Benjy said he was fine with it either way. Ralph said he's just delaying it so stop it. Howard said he knows Benjy isn't going to get aroused. Ralph said he has a weird thing on his cock and they don't need more information about it. Benjy said Ralph is an expert, especially on cock. Ralph said he did think about putting his dick pictures up when he saw how bad Benjy's looked. Howard said he was glad he sent it to him but he felt like Benjy was having some kind of breakdown. Ralph said Howard texted back to him and he was angry. Howard said he was just confused. Ralph looked for the text. Howard asked Ralph if he thinks a threesome with two guys is gay. Ralph said it is kind of. He said he has done it but it was kind of gross having the guy there.
Ralph read what Howard wrote back to him. It said ''What the hell is this?'' Howard said he was hoping it was a fake picture or something. He said he thinks he needs to be committed. Howard let Ralph go.
Howard asked if anything is happening with Benjy. Benjy said no. He asked if he really thinks it's wrong to post dick pictures. Howard said there is nothing healthy about him. Benjy said he thinks conquering his fear was a good thing. Howard said no. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about Kim Jong Un obliterating some of his Aides with anti aircraft guns. Robin said that they weren't even in planes. Robin said that they say that these 5 men had deceived him in some way. Robin said he lost it and ordered the executions immediately. Robin said there was no trial, just an immediate response. Howard said this guy is like Negan. Howard said everyone is afraid of him.
Robin read a story about a dog being eaten by a shark in Sydney, Australia. Robin said the dog went into the water to get a stick and the dog didn't come back up when it was pulled under. Robin said they have issued a warning for owners and pets to keep them out of the water. Robin said she understands that sharks are endangered. Howard said he hasn't been in the ocean since he saw Jaws. He said there are sharks in there and they do swim close to the shore. Robin asked when Jaws was out. Howard said it was in the 70s. He said Steven Spielberg ruined it for him.
Robin said that President Trump believes that President Obama is behind the leaks in his administration and the protests against his policies. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about that. Robin said he hasn't offered any evidence for this.
Robin had some audio of Sean Spicer talking about how Trump is upset about the Anti-Semitism going on right now with the threats against synagogues and the Jewish cemeteries.
Robin read a story about Trump saying that we need to start winning wars again. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about how we need weapons so we can only do one thing and that's ''win.'' Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Howard went to Benjy and Richard again and found out that Benjy is still working on getting aroused. Benjy said he isn't hard yet but he's not erect and he's 5 inches. Richard asked him to put it around it now so he can see. He said he's right and he is 5 inches. So when Benjy is soft he's 5 inches in circumference. Howard asked how long it is. Richard said the head is long. He said it's mostly all head. Howard said good and asked them to wash their hands before opening the door. Benjy said he would like to show it to him fully erect sometime. Howard said hopefully that never happens. Howard said it's probably swollen from tugging on it. Fred said it might just be fat.
Robin read a story about the attacks on Yemen and how there's no new information that came out of that attack. Robin said the father of the soldier killed in that attack wants answers about why his son died. Robin had some audio of Sean Spicer talking about how they will have information from that attack.
Howard said he loves comic book movies and TV. He said the CW has taken The Flash, Supergirl and Arrow and they have turned the Flash into a big pussy. Howard said he's a muscular guy in the comics. He said that they got into this time line thing now and it's just not good. Howard said that Flash should be in jail for what he did. He said it's just too much. Howard had a clip from the CW where the Flash was talking about changing the timeline. He said it's just not good. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin asked if Howard has watched The Bachelor this week. Howard said not yet. He had a lot of shows to catch up on. Robin said there may be a spoiler in the recording. Robin said it's nothing he could hear. Robin said if you see the episode there's a spoiler in the recording. Howard said he doesn't follow. Robin said she was watching the show last night and there's a crawl that happens during the show. Robin said it tells you what will happen during the show. Howard asked why they would do that. Robin said it must have been a mistake.
Robin read a story about how NASA is going to explore the sun. Robin said they're launching a probe next month to explore the sun. Robin said the spacecraft will fly within 4 million miles of the sun. Robin said they say it will try to answer three questions about the Sun. Robin read about what they're looking for.
Robin read a story about climate change and how mental health experts are saying that it's affecting emotional and mental health around the world. Robin said it may be causing despair in people.
Robin read a story about Elon Musk announcing that two tourists are going to go on a trip around the moon next year. Robin said the flight will take place in late 2018. Robin said that'll probably be around the time Ronnie gets married. Howard said he'd never go into space. He said it can only lead to problems. Robin asked if Howard ever feels alive. Howard said all the time. He said he can read a book or watch TV. He said he gets a rush when he paints or plays chess. Robin said she doesn't think he's had that experience. Robin said that's why people do these things. Howard said he's watched Star Trek and Star Wars. He said he has been to space. Robin said that two craft are being sent to the International Space Station. Robin said this trip will take about a week to complete.
Robin read a story about the move toward universal income. Robin said Bill Gates is saying that we're not ready for it. Robin said that Gates says that as technology advances it may be a possibility. Howard said in the future we may have enough money to have a guaranteed minimum income. Howard said jobs are leaving and technology is taking over. Robin asked what we're going to do to get money. Howard said there will be people who are unemployed but they'll have an income. They won't have self esteem though. Robin said they do say that's a problem. Howard said in the future we'll all be High Pitch Erik and that's a problem.
Robin read a story about Millenials being the most narcissistic generation. Robin said that they're not as self involved as their grandparents. Robin read some more details about that.
Robin asked if a good student or a bad student is more likely to drink. Howard guessed the bad student. Robin said it's the other way around. Robin said that they say that it's the teens with the higher scores that are more likely to get high.
Robin read a story about one of the guys that Jimmy Kimmel brought in on the Oscars just got out of jail 3 days before he was on the show.
Howard said he understands that JD has an announcement to make. Howard said they're going to pretend that he didn't announce this on Twitter. JD came in not knowing what he was doing. Howard had to tell him what he was trying to do. JD said he got engaged yesterday. Robin said it wasn't so good. Howard said don't be pissed at him. JD said he's not happy with himself. Howard said that's the way it should be. Howard ended the show a short time later. They were done around 11:00am.
Howard started the show talking about the treat they have in store for the fans today. Fred had Wendy the Slow Adult singing ''The Great American Nightmare.'' Howard listened to that and said he'll get to the 15 year tribute to Wendy today. Howard played a promo for that. He said you know she's a treasure on the show. He said the other day Shuli tried to get her to count to 15 and she was too busy to do it. Howard said everything about her is entertainment.
Howard played the clip of Wendy talking to Shuli. She was saying that she doesn't have time to do her own stuff. She has to do stuff for her mom. Wendy said she keeps telling them that she's trying to get stuff done. She said her mom got mad at her last night because she bought the wrong thing. Shuli kept trying to get her to do something but she wasn't hearing him. She kept talking about Walmart and the problems she was having. Howard said you'd think she was running Apple computer. Howard said it teaches you why she's so great. Howard said you realize how ridiculous it is to get upset over being so busy. She's upset that she got peanut butter. Shuli asked Wendy to count to 15 and she just hung up.
Howard said he sat and thought about it with all of the Wack Pack dying that he should do a tribute that the person can hear. Howard said they're going to do a 15 year tribute for Wendy today. Howard said some people think that they shouldn't have changed her name and they should not be politically correct. Howard said they love controversy on the show.
Howard said they love John Mellencamp too. Howard said John will be coming in today. He said he was told to change his name to Johnny Cougar and he did that but then changed it back to John Mellencamp. Howard played a bunch of his hit songs. Howard said that every concert should be that long. He said he doesn't even need to come in now. He said he should be celebrated. Howard said they'll talk to him later in the show.
Howard said he got a lot of criticism and praise for what he did with JD yesterday. He said he got a lot of email about Memet and the threesome with 2 guys. Howard said they got email about Benjy's cock too. Howard read some of the email about JD's engagement. Howard read some of the tweets JD got about his engagement. Howard said he did write JD last night. He said he's guilty of one thing. He said he's guilty of seeing the world through his own prism. Howard said a mature man would be able to say that JD was probably in some way trying to make his announcement in his own way. He said he saw it as a fuck you to him. He said a mature man would have seen it a different way.
Howard said Robin understood where he was coming from. Robin said absolutely. Howard said it was hard to accent. He said he expects everyone to think the way he does. He said ''We are Negan.''
Howard said he did get something to keep them in line. Robin said that's a bat wrapped in barb wire. Howard said he has Lucille. Howard said the people at The Walking Dead got him a baseball bat with the logo and it's wrapped in barb wire. Howard said he can take care of anyone on the show. Howard asked for the guy with the strange cock. Howard thanked the people from The Walking Dead for his own Lucille.
Howard said he got worked up over the JD thing. He said people were bashing him all day on social media. Howard said people thought that he was trying to keep it private and off the show. Howard said it's not private when it's on Twitter. Howard read a few emails from people who were upset that JD did post it on Twitter.
Howard said they should post a video of him going ''Eeny, meeny, miny, moe'' with Lucille. Howard said they say that's racist. Robin said it is because it used to be ''Catch a nigger by the toe.'' Howard said he didn't know that. Robin said that's the truth. Gary said it's actually not the original. He said the original was ''catch a tiger.'' Robin said it morphed into the other one.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said he was listening to the replay yesterday. He said don't back peddle on JD. Howard said he's not. He said he did beat him up pretty good. Ralph said he has to make an example out of him. He said he has a show and he shouldn't talk about this stuff on Twitter. Ralph said there's a larger problem there. He said he's going to Twitter and not enjoying it. He said it's like people going to a concert and looking at their phones recording it instead of watching the concert.
Howard said Gary's friend Ross does that when he's at Bruce Springsteen concerts. He said that Ross is there telling Gary what they're playing and not just listening. Ralph said he's been there like 900 times. He's probably just bored. Howard said he's tweeting and texting instead of enjoying it.
Ralph said he'll comment on Twitter but he'll wait until later. Howard played a Baba Booey song parody when Gary tried to talk. Gary said Ross has been there like 250 times. He said that he had a sign made up and he brings it there to the concert. He said if one song gets played he gets so angry that he starts yelling. That song is ''Waiting On a Sunny Day.'' Howard said he's never heard of that one. Fred played the song for Howard. Howard said he likes it. He's going to play it every morning.
Ralph asked if he would go to any concert 200 times. Howard said no way. He said he saw the Stones once and that was enough. He said even if the Beatles were reunited he'd only go maybe twice. Howard said 200 times means you have no other interests. Howard said there's no time for anything else. Robin said he has to get the whole list of venues that Springsteen is going to play at.
Howard said there are people who get dogs and they have wee-wee pads for them to pee on. He said it's not that hard to train them to go outside. He said you have to put time into it. Robin said if you don't want to train a dog then just get a cat. Ralph said you have to train them too. Howard and Robin said you really don't. They just do their thing.
Howard said he can tell what a person is like by the way they handle their dogs. Howard said people will get a dog and then they get rid of it. He said they go out and get another one. He said they are disturbing people. Howard said there are those who can't train a dog. He said Benjy has a 7 month old dog that's not house trained. Howard said that shows you. He said that the secret is that every day you feed them at the same time, you give them water at the same time and you crate train. Howard said you bring the dog out at a specific time and all of that. Howard said if you do that then the dog is trained. Howard said if you're busy sending out pictures of your dick then you don't have time. Howard said Benjy says he can't sleep so it all goes out the window.
Howard asked why people can't just let him fix them. Howard said he was a puppeteer when he was a kid. He said he could put strings on all of them.
Howard asked Richard about the mushroom porn and if that's his favorite kind of cock. Richard said he's not a fan of cock. He said he does find Benjy's interesting though. He said he knows he's proud of it so he doesn't want to put it down.
Richard said the least weird part of the measuring was measuring it. He said Benjy had soap or something on his cock and he had sloshing sounds and his pants were down to his ankles so it was a weird scene. Howard said it's like a new thing for him to try to get hard there every day. Richard said he wanted his own lube or something. Howard said it got weird. He said he got into that shtick.
Howard had some audio of Benjy trying to get erect and asking for lotion. Howard said this is him acting. He said he's making noises to get hard. He said you don't need that. Richard said it may have been frustration.
Howard played another clip of Benjy falling back in his chair. He screamed and then laughed like a mad man. Howard laughed after hearing that.
Howard said he got so much email about how much they hate Benjy. He said the most mail was about JD and what a cunt he was being toward JD. Howard read some of that email about JD and about Benjy. Howard had some email about Robin in there. They were upset with Robin announcing something on Bubba's show. Howard said there were a lot of comments about Benjy.
Howard said if you don't like Benjy then you can add this new app. He played a promo for a new app where you can fast forward through the Benjy segments.
Howard read more email about Benjy and his vortex. Howard read some about how fat he's gotten and about his shrill voice. Howard read one where they said they should move Benjy to a different floor. Howard said someone there said the segment was great. Howard had a bunch of Memet stuff in the email too. He read through some of that and people were saying that he should go through with the threesome so they can hear about it on the show. He had one about how a guy wanted to flick him in the forehead.
Howard read an email about a guy who was in a foursome with 3 guys and a woman. Howard said the guys ended up kissing and sucking each other. Howard said they didn't finish on each other so it wasn't gay.
Howard read some email about the Nicole Bass tribute and Fred's impression of her. Howard said she will be missed.
Richard said that Mr. Skin did put Benjy's cock on MrMan.com. He said it was fun yesterday doing that. He said he's entertained by that. He said Benjy has some girth. He said he didn't see his balls. He said that head is so big it covered it up. Howard laughed. He asked how women sleep with men. He said he doesn't get it.
Richard said they have to find out if he shoots a big load. Robin said Richard can do that research. Howard said Benjy claims that gay men have written him saying he has a nice cock.
Howard said Donald Trump made a speech last night. Howard said he kind of plugged something during the speech. Howard played a clip of Trump talking about Trump Steaks during the speech. It was a made up clip of course. Howard said it was weird because the republicans were standing up and applauding him and the democrats weren't applauding. He said they were sitting on their hands. Howard said when Trump mentioned radical Islamic terrorism there were members of the GOP who came. Howard played another clip they made up. Howard said he has to take a break and then get to the Wendy tribute. He said he has to talk about the Grammy Awards too.
Howard said if you're an attractive woman and you have a dirty job they're looking for you to email them. Howard said you can send an email to Contest@howardstern.com. It's hottest chick with the dirtiest job contest. Howard did a live commercial read and went to break after that.
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Robin asked if Robin knew that the Mr. Mets guy is really named Mr. Metriplix. Howard said that's not right. He said that's fake news.
Howard had a Jeff the Vomit Guy announcing that John Mellencamp is on the show today. He said they haven't heard him in a long time. Howard played the clip and said that was awesome. Gary said they had him record that outside. He said they didn't let him come up. Howard said that's when you know you're a mess when they won't let you in the studio. Gary said he has an odor that he's had from the day they met him. He said he smells like vomit. Howard said that makes sense. He does like vomit.
Howard said they have someone record stuff every day for what they have coming up on the show. Howard said he's not sure why he's even bringing it up. He said Sal came in the other day and he never goes out to produce bits. He brought back a recorded intro for the show. He had Larry Caputo doing intros for the show. Howard said they were all wondering why he did a bit finally and he did it with Larry Caputo who no one knows. Howard said he's married to the Long Island Medium. Howard said Sal thinks everyone knows because he's mentioned him on the show so much. Howard said Sal thinks it's a big deal.
Howard played the Larry Caputo bit. He said Sal wrote what he was saying and it was all about cock. Howard started it over again. He had Larry introducing Mr. Skin and making a reference to that being what he calls Sal's cock when he gives him a hand job. Howard said Sal is in love with this guy Larry. He said needless to say they didn't play it. He said Sal didn't get why it wasn't great. Robin said Sal believes that woman is real. Robin said she has been on a bunch of shows lately and they really take care of her and act as if she's real. Robin said they get a new audience and all kinds of stuff to set things up for her. Howard said they believe it. Robin said she comes out and they don't question her not knowing the names of the people from the other side. Robin said she'll tell the audience that someone had a person die before their time.
Sal went off on Robin for going off on the Long Island Medium. He went off on her for taking Ayahuasca and shitting on herself. Howard said that's a hallucinogen. He asked what Sal is on. Robin said Sal takes drugs from India trying to grow hair. Sal said that's true.
Robin said this woman is really vague and the people go along with it. Howard asked Sal if he's gotten a reading with her. Sal said he has done a few things but he's not going to talk about it. He said he has spoken to some dead people. He said he spoke to Joey Boots. He said Joey said Robin is nuts.
Sal asked if he can come in. Howard said sure. Sal came in and Howard said he barely spoke to Joey when he was alive. He said he wants to know what he said when he died. Sal said Joey told him that he had a falling out with his brother. Howard said this is what the Long Island Medium told Sal. Sal said Joey told him that he's very sorry for the break up of their relationship. He said let him know about the bowl hair cut and he'd know what he was talking about. Sal said that the day before there was a picture of Joey with a bowl hair cut. He said it was nowhere else. Sal said no one knew about this picture. Sal said that he also brought up other things as well. Sal said that the brother felt like there was closure there.
Howard asked if Sal asked about Joey Boots. Sal said he did not. Howard asked how this all came up. Sal said that it's public knowledge. Howard said she found out from someone who was there at the funeral. Sal said the day he floated he called her. He said she told him he floated because death is on his mind. Sal said that Joey had just died and she told him she knew that someone close had died.
Howard said that Sal is on the Howard Stern Show. He said that's how she knows this stuff. Howard asked if there's any chance that he can levitate out of there. Sal said this is his show too so he should levitate out.
Howard asked how listening to the positive affirmation tapes is going. Sal said it's working. He said it's a woman named Louise Hey. He said that he's getting older and he's going back to when he was his kid's age. Howard laughed. Sal told him to go fuck himself.
Robin asked why Sal had Larry do those promos. Sal said Teresa was up there promoting her book and he had them come in. Howard said he got Larry to do them though. Sal said he sees his point now.
Howard said Sal was annoying his dad and his dad ended up smacking him. He said that he had a pinkie ring on and he hurt his finger so he whacked him again. Sal said he's the only kid who got beat up for hurting his dad's finger with a ring because he beat him up.
Howard played a Larry Caputo intro for John Mellencamp. Howard said Sal sat next to Larry on Valentine's day when he went out with them.
Gary said Sal is very superstitious. He said that this year is the 143rd year for the Kentucky Derby and the Sal the Turtle horse could get into it and Sal thinks that it's the year for it to happen. Howard played a clip of a horse race call where Sal the Turtle won.
Howard took a call from a woman who told him to get Sal out of there. She called him a ding dong. Sal told he to go wash her twat. Howard told Sal to get out.
Howard said they asked people on the street if what Memet was going to do in the threesome was gay or not. Howard played some clips of Sal asking people what they thought. People were saying that Memet is gay for doing that.
Howard played a clip of Shuli asking High Pitch Erik if what Memet was going to do was gay. Erik said it was gay. Shuli asked him about blowing Donnie Wahlberg and Erik didn't think that was gay. Howard said he's on a whole other trip.
Howard said finally he has Julian Vellard's song parody from the Wrap Up Show. He performed the song during the show yesterday. The song was about JD announcing his engagement on Twitter. Howard went to break a short time later.
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Howard said next week Wink Martindale will call in. Then Pat Sajak will call in. Howard picked up the phone and had one of the guys doing his impression of that angry radio guy. Howard spent a minute talking to him. The impression is very close to the real guy. Howard said he loves that guy. He said it's the best show on radio. He said they did some research but he's not sure how old he is. He said maybe they should keep it vague.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's a bit of a cocksman. He said he thinks Memet did a disgrace the cocksman community. He said a true cocksman doesn't negotiate for a threesome. Howard thanked him for the call and moved on. Howard said the word cocksman is weird. He said that means that you're really great with your cock. He said you don't do that if you're really great with your cock.
Howard said the Grammy Awards were held while they were away. Howard said Metallica gets fucked whenever they do the show. Howard said they were performing with Lady Gaga. He said it was a good moment but James Hetfield's microphone was off. Howard played a clip of the performance and you don't hear James singing. Howard said Laverne Cox didn't even mention Metallica when she introduced Lady Gaga. Howard said James threw his guitar down at the end of the song. Howard said he was pissed. He said that fucked him up.
Howard said he was reading about the guy at the Oscars who fucked up the Best Picture envelope. Howard said the guy asked if it was okay to tweet during the show and they told him no. He did it anyway. He said he ripped out the page in the paper but now he can't find it. Howard said it's not there. He found it a second later. Howard read the article and it said the guy was told not to Tweet during the show. Howard said that's what he was doing when he gave the wrong envelope to Warren Beatty.
Howard said it's such a lame question to ask. He read about this guy Brian Cullinan who asked if he could tweet during the show. He was told no and he did it anyway. Howard said he goes through this kind of stuff every day. Howard said people ask for permission to do stuff they shouldn't be doing. Howard said people can not multi-task. Howard said it's a bunch of horse shit when people say they can do that. Howard said your mind should be on one thing.
Howard said when he goes running he doesn't listen to music. He said get your shit together. Howard said it takes away from your experience. Howard said you should be looking for cars. Robin said it might improve your performance. Howard said on a treadmill he'll allow it.
Howard read more about this Brian Cullinan guy and how he was told not to tweet but he did it during the Oscars. He tweeted just 3 minutes before the debacle. Howard said he wants to feel something so he doesn't do anything while he's reading. Howard said when you read you're pushing and sitting there too long and you get hemorrhoids. He said shitting gets his full attention too. Howard said Robin can laugh if she wants but it's true.
Howard read about how Cullinan tweeted out a picture of Emma Stone. Howard said he likes that Emma Stone. He said she's really sexy. He asked Robin if he's right. Robin said she wouldn't know.
Howard said the president of Costa Rica is really into Emma Stone. Howard played a clip of him in a message he made for her asking her to come there. Howard played the clip and he plays a song from LaLa Land in it. Howard said that guy is really into her. Robin said there must be no problems in that country if he can do that.
Howard read more about this guy Cullinan and his screw up. Robin said Cullinan doesn't believe the tweet caused the error though.
Howard said the other news out of the Grammys was Adele having a flub. Howard said that Simon Cowell used to yell at people to just keep going on American Idol but Adele started over. Howard said that he thought that she couldn't do that but she did. Howard said he was brain washed. Howard said Adele was really out of key. Howard said he knew something was wrong. Howard said Beth can't sing a note but she thought it sounded fine to her. Howard played a clip of Adele singing and it was just a mess. Howard said he wondered what song that was. Then she said she can't do it. She had to start over.
Howard said the guy who wrote the song ''Hello'' is a big fan of the show. He was there when Sia was there. Howard said he went to say something and they cut him right off. Howard played a clip of that too. Howard said that guy told them that Robin's version of ''Hello'' is his favorite. Fred played some of that. Howard said he loved when they cut him off. He said it's like they were saying ''next time be more famous when you get on the microphone.''
Howard said Celine Dion speaks very slow and it's very Diva like. Howard said she should talk faster. Howard played a clip of her speaking really slow on stage at the Grammy Awards. Howard laughed as he listened to her going so slow. Howard said that's too slow. Robin said it's not her first language so maybe that's why. Howard said she shouldn't present then.
Howard said Beyonce did a performance at the Grammys and she was dressed like a goddess with her pregnant belly out. Howard said he doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Howard said he was confused. Howard played some audio of that performance. Robin said that it's for women. Howard said he doesn't get it.
Howard said he has no idea what she's talking about in that. He said he just got more and more confused listening. Howard played more of the clip and said he should make a song for guys. Howard made up some stuff he could talk about in his performance. He had guys remembering getting circumcised and things like that. Howard said then you think it's over and it just keeps going and going.
Howard asked Fred if he knows what's going on. Fred didn't either. Howard played more of the audio and said he's calling bullshit on this. Robin said a lot of women feel this way. Howard said that's bullshit. He said even Robin isn't this far gone.
Howard said then Beyonce wins an award and she gives a speech that's even more confusing. Howard played audio of that speech and said she read it from a gold envelope. Robin said that Nick Cannon named his kid Golden. Howard said he has a lot to say about that too. Howard said for some reason Beyonce is revered.
Howard said that Ryan Seacrest said ''Hancock'' and that made JD giggle. Howard said he knew that would lead to a lot of cock talk. Howard played an edited clip of Ryan talking about cock. The guys took that cock clip and edited it into a bunch of clips of Ryan speaking.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that Howard is so right about Beyonce. He said she's all fat but people are talking about how great it was. Howard said he has no idea what she was talking about. He said everyone is out of their minds over it. Ralph said he's sure everyone who thinks it was great don't even know what the fuck she was talking about. Howard said Robin is all cerebral when she gets out of there. He said she knows. Robin said she ran into John Lithgow and they were still talking about the performance of Othello. Howard said that's what he's talking about.
Ralph said sometimes he'll go out to dinner with Robin and she'll corner you and ask why you're eating something. Robin said a lot of people don't know what they're talking about but other people don't have any idea either but they love this stuff.
Ralph said he loves that the guy who fucked up the Oscars worked his way into that industry and he fucked up that one job he had to do. Howard said there are a lot of people who are busy with their phones. Ralph said that guy was at the biggest show and he fucked it up. Howard said people are saying that they should give him a break. Howard said that's what's wrong with people. He said all he had to do was keep track of 24 envelopes. Howard said you can see Emma Stone pictures on the web if you want to. Robin said he was photo bombing a lot of things back there. Howard said he took a picture of Emma Stone that wasn't even that good. He said that guy is a fucking asshole.
Howard said he's not sure he has time for the Wendy tribute. Gary said Mr. Mellencamp will be there in 5-10 minutes. Howard said he's not sure he has time. Howard said Mr. Dell'Abate just told him that Mr. Mellencamp will be there in a few minutes. Howard said they should change Gary's name to Mr. Melonhead.
Howard had some song parodies and some Ronnie sex tips. He said he needs time for that stuff. He said he should just take a break and then have Mr. Mellencamp come in. Howard said they just heard that from Lord Baba Booey. They went to break after that.
Howard came back and said he has John Mellencamp there. He said that he is a handsome guy. He said he's lucky he looks good because that's part of being a rock star. John said he can't hear. Howard said c'mon Gary. John said it's like Gary's first day on the job. Howard said he's never had a guest before.
John said he couldn't see Howard. Howard had to move a bit. John said he can see him now. Howard asked if he hates getting up this early. John said a gentleman never gets up before 9:30. Howard said he is a very disciplined guy. Howard said they were talking to his drummer and he said that when he wasn't on the road he would start at 11 in the morning and rehearse until like 11 at night. They only got a 2 hour break. Howard said he runs it like a business. John said that was in the 70s when they couldn't really play. Howard said he could play. John said they were like 21 years old. He said his guitar player on his first album was like 17. Howard asked why he didn't hire people who could play. John said they were from Indiana and it was tough. Howard said it's amazing how far he's come.
John said the first record deal was like 2 records and out. He said he never thought he'd still be doing it at his age. Howard said he wanted to be an artist. John said he wanted to go to art school but he didn't have that much money. He said he was singing in bar bands. Howard said it wasn't his plan. John said it was a way to make money on the weekend. Howard said he didn't hear the Beatles and say he wanted to be in a band. John said it was never his dream to be in a band or a song writer.
Howard said John didn't even know he was going to have to write songs. John said that's right. He thought it was just going to be singing. Howard said his first couple of albums weren't big successes. He said that's not surprising since he was just starting out. Howard said they told him he had to be Johnny Cougar too. Howard said that guy was David Bowie's manager. John said he was David Jones so they changed it to Bowie. Howard said he had to change his name because there was already a Davey Jones.
Howard said John thought the guy was kidding about changing his name. John said he asked if he could come up with a worse name. He said he never got that. John said he was very volatile back then. He said he started pitching a bitch.
Howard said you want to be known by your real name so people back home know who you are. John said his parents were just happy to have him out of the house.
Howard said he read that he was estranged from his father for a while but he heard from John that they got along fine. John said there were 5 kids and his dad ran a business. He said he came home and it was in the 50s and kids shut up and that was that. John said his mom was a special case too. She was a painter too. John said she was a lovely woman until after her last kid they gave her a hysterectomy. He said they scrape everything out. Howard said his mom had that too. Robin said she went through Menopause right away. John said she was too young to go through that. He said she was nutty and all over the place.
Howard said John remembers her being a calm woman and then she got the hysterectomy and a different woman showed up. John said that's what it was. He said they had hormone treatments that she refused to take. Howard said there was no going to a psychiatrist back then. John said no way. John said he didn't even know what happened. He said his dad didn't either. He said he was cowering with the rest of them.
Howard asked if she continued to paint. John said that kept her calm. He said she seemed to be happy doing that. Howard asked if that inspired him to do it. John said painting made life bearable for him.
Howard said John was born with Spina Bifida and he was given a special operation to try to cure him. John said they almost cut his whole head off. He said the spine doesn't fully form and the nerves come out of this hole and they're encased in a sack of fluid. He said he saw a few years ago that this guy had his photographs from the back of his neck. He said he saw it and he almost threw up. He said this thing stuck out from the back of his neck. He said it was like a man's fist sticking out from the back of his neck. He said the doctor said they can't allow the kids to just sit there and do nothing. He said that there were 3 kids who had it back then. He said one kid died and another lived to 14 in a wheelchair. John said he didn't even know he had it until he was 14 and some kid asked about the scar on the back of his neck. He said he didn't even get an explanation from his father about it.
Howard said he thinks of John being fearless. John said that's just a feeling. Howard said back in the 80s he had a video where they had black people dancing with whites and he got a lot of shit for that. John said that he got a lot of letters from people telling him to stop having those N-words in his videos. He said that he wrote back to one guy and said they'll see him in Atlanta. John said he wasn't too afraid back then.
Howard asked if management gave him shit for pressing that issue. John said he was on Columbia records. He said he made a record called Peaceful World. He said it was climbing up the charts right before 9/11. He said that his manager went in to talk to the president of the record company and the guy said that he ''doesn't understand why he insists on having these N.....'' He said he was using that word and they were making money off of hip hop and stuff. He said he heard about that and asked to get off of that label. John said that he owned them another record and he gave it to them just to get out of the deal and then he was gone.
Howard said he doesn't know much about Indiana but there must have been a lot of racism in Indiana. John said not really. He said he was in a soul band when he was 13-15 years old. He said it was a mixed band. He said people loved them on stage. He said when you play the Salem raceway and it's break time things are different. He said that he got a gravity knife when he was in the band. He said he was told he was going to need it to fight to be in that band. He said it was 1964-65 and they were in a mixed band.
Howard said a lot of white kids are into rap but they're racists. Howard said he sees that a lot. Howard said it doesn't make sense. John said it really confused him at 14. He said he's not black but he saw what black folks had to go through and it was heart breaking. Robin said that it's been that way for a long time. John said it took a bunch of pimply faced British guys singing blues songs to get over it.
John said he had really long hair when the hippy thing happened. He said then he was the guy getting called names. He said he'd walk down the street and people would lock their doors because he had long hair. He said he didn't get it.
Howard asked John if Woodstock was a life changing thing for him. John said he saw the movie. He didn't even know it was going on. He said they had their own thing called Bull Island in the mid-west. He said it was the first time he ever saw someone shoot up. He said that was heavy. He said he was like 19 years old and didn't think they should be doing this. Howard said some people are repulsed by it. John said he was. He said some people nod out and they thought they were dead. Howard said there are no embarrassing photos of John succumbing to fashion faux pas. He said that he stayed true to himself. Howard said he didn't get caught up in trying to be a rock star. John said they did glam him up for his album covers early on.
Howard asked if he ever wanted to get out of the business when his albums didn't do well early on. John said he didn't think anyone was going to buy them other than his family. John said he knew they weren't good albums when they were making them. John said some people come out right out of the gate being really good. He said it took him a long time to get things going.
Howard said he had a great career selling albums and he didn't even want it. John said he never wanted to be famous. Howard asked if it's been a problem. John said you can walk around forever until MTV. He said that it was like a switch. He said the first time he was on TV he thought people would say they saw him on TV. He said that didn't happen but it did when MTV happened. John said he was just a guy on the cover of an album until MTV. He said once you were on MTV everyone knew. He said that he was one of the few people who was on MTV all the time too. He said he has to thank the guys who created MTV for that.
John said they gave away a pink house once on MTV. He said that was a very successful promotion. He said it made sense to him and it worked.
Howard said that he sold 16 million records with one album. John said he had to do that because he was so hated by the critics. John said that music was important to their generation and they identified who they were by the music they listened to. Howard said it was cool to say you listened to John Mellencamp. John said not in the beginning. He said they had to go outside of the critic pool and have records that were on the radio that they had no say about. He said that's what ''American Fool'' was about. Howard said it must be tough to write an album to win everyone over with. John said he was told he can't do that and he just did it. John said in the long run he learned a lot from the critics. He said they propelled him forward. He said they knew they had to go outside of that.
Howard asked if he got a big head when ''Scarecrow'' came out and he had a bunch of hits. Howard said it's crazy to have that many hits from one album. John said not back then. He said he was on MTV so much with those records. He said that he knows it sounds ungrateful but he really hated it. He said at the top of his career he hated it. He hated signing autographs. He said he and his girlfriend, Meg Ryan, would talk about it. He said they'd say that they both went to the moon and they don't need to go back. John said there are people who want to stay up there. He said if you want to do that no one gives a shit. He said no one cares anymore. John said he did care at one time. He said he made an album called Lonesome Jubilee and they were the biggest tour in the world. He said it was an embarrassment to him. He said he became what Rock and Roll was meant not to be.
Howard said there are people out there who wish they could have 1/10th of the fame he's got. Howard said the misery comes from the pressure. John said it's the pressure plugs he's had panic disorder and anxiety. He said in his 20s he had Agoraphobia and some people may have wished it stayed with him. He said that he wasn't able to leave the house. John said it's all chemical in your brain. John said he has a son right now who is suffering from it and he's 21. He said he'll call and say he's freaking out and he's going to die. He said when you're in that moment it can last for days. He said you think you're going to die. He said you're not suicidal but you think you're going to die. He said it's the adrenaline kicking in. John said that when you're just setting there and it kicks in you don't know what to do. John said that your brain stem is the most powerful part and the most primitive. He said that you can get angry and be extremely happy. He said if you wrap your fingers around it and figure out what it is it's all in there. He said your brain stem has to control it. He said as you mature you can apply this stuff but the brain stem is full of testosterone.
Howard said with all of this going on in his life he has to go out. John said he wants to ask his listeners if every day they went to work and they had to throw up and then go walk for like 3 hours to get some energy away from you and then go to work. He asked how much they'd like that. John said he always liked writing songs but going on stage was tough. He said they were the biggest tour and he just had to stop. He quit for 3 years.
Howard asked if he thought about the money. John said he never thought of money. He said he never cared about money. John said he grew up in a middle class family. Howard said it could give him financial security. John said he just wanted some change in his pocket. He said he turned down a lot of stuff in the 80s. He said he turned down millions of dollars and his dad looked at him like he was out of his mind. John said there are a few artists who may have turned down more than him.
Howard asked if management came to him and said they had to talk to him. John said Randy Hoffman who is there could tell a story. He said he had made the record Big Daddy and Randy and John Sykes came to talk to him to get him to go on tour. John said they walked in and he told them they were wasting their time. He was painting. He said they asked him to stop and listen. He said they talked to him for 3 hours. He said he told them ''no'' after 3 hours. He said they just left.
Howard said this torture in his life made him quit for 3 years. Howard asked if it helped with the depression or anxiety. John said he didn't like who he was. He said he was so competitive. He said it was guys like Springsteen and guys like that. He said it was always incorrect. He said Bruce is a better song writer than he is. Howard asked if he really thinks that. John said that he could have been the greatest pop song writer if he wanted it. He said that he made such great melodies out of 3 chords. He said he did it.
John said the funny story is that they were in Miami making a record for the song ''I need a Lover.'' He said the Eagles were making ''Life in the Fast Lane'' at the time. He said he'd walk by and hear that and think ''Oh fuck. I'm not even in the game.''
Howard asked if he thought it wasn't fair that the Eagles had Joe Walsh and all of those guys. John said life was never supposed to be fair. John said he would walk in and just tell the band ''We suck.''
Howard said now the songs come to him all at once. John said he can't imagine. He said as a painter if you're painting and trying to force it to be the way you want it and you correct and correct it turns to shit. He said he learned that in the mid 80s to just get out of the way of the song or the painting. He said he wanted to paint but he just goes with it. He said that way it's a surprise to him. He said it's more enjoyable. He said it's the same with song writing.
Howard said he would think with the lyric or the phrase would come first. John said it's always the same with him. Howard asked how it works. John said he just wrote a song the other day. He said he doesn't want to write songs but they end up in his head. He said the other day before he came to New York he hear a voice telling him to write this down. He said he had to write it down. John said he wrote it down and it took him 30-40 minutes. He said he can't believe he wrote it. He said he really didn't. It just came to him. Howard asked if he ever questions himself thinking he heard it on the radio. John said he doesn't care about that. He said if it comes through him it's his.
Howard asked if he's still in touch with Bob Dylan because he's the one who told him to sell his art. John said he did. He said he's still in touch. He said Bob told him to sell it and he thought no one would buy this shit. He said Bob said that people buy his shit so they'd buy his shit too. Howard said his paintings are kind of naive. Howard said maybe he shouldn't be selling them. John said he should. He said his paintings are like Guthrie's stuff. Howard said it's something so personal so why sell them. John said he doesn't think like that. John said Howard is a really good painter. He said he was shocked. He said he doesn't mean to say it that way.
Howard said John was at a party he was at and he ended up seeing John there to talk to. He said he was receptive and they were talking about painting. He said he showed him some of his work. He said he was so glad he was there to talk to. John said Howard is too modest to say. He said people think that Howard is one persona but he's not. He said he's a really nice, smart, understanding fella. Howard said he just ruined his reputation. He said he's crazy.
Howard said John sold his paintings so that must be great when it works out. John said he will never be looked at as anything but a celebrity painter. John said there are times when he thinks he should have just painted. He said he just needs a motorcycle and some coin in his pocket. Howard asked if he still rides a motorcycle. John said sometimes he does. Howard said he had a crash once that really fucked him up. John said he has a funny story about that. He said he doesn't remember which album it was. Howard said it may have been American Fool. John said the funny part of the story is that he was riding in Indiana and the roads are narrow there. He wasn't wearing a helmet and the band was ahead of him. John said the only time you get hurt is if you're showing off or someone is being an idiot. Howard said people are hostile toward motorcycles. John said he was behind the band and he tried to pass them. He said he hit a dog and it just came out of the weeds. He said he was doing about 75. He said the dog ran out and he slid like 700 feet. He said that he tore his kneecaps off and toes off. He said it scaped all of the skin off. John said you could see the bones in his knees and toes.
John said that's not the funny part. John said he was on crutches and he was going to Miami. He said he wanted to take his bike with him to Miami. He said the guys told him not to take it. He said they get to Miami and they're making the record. He said he wanted to ride to the studio. He said it was like 35 minutes from where they were living. John said he took off and his neighbor stopped him. He said the neighbor told him he had to have a helmet on in Florida. John said he went back into the house and got Tupperware. He said he just got that and figured that would be fine. He said they tied a string on it and figured the cops won't notice. John said they were like 25 years old at the time. He said they're driving and he's got his leg out with his crutch. He said they're driving down the road and they get pulled over. He said the cop walks up and says ''You gotta be shittin' me.'' He said that doesn't count as a helmet. He said the cop was a good guy and he started to laugh. He said he knew what idiots they were. Howard asked how he's still alive. Howard said Billy Joel is another one with the bikes. Howard said they're crazy. John said you gotta live. Howard said there's a complete disconnect there. He said he's the Agoraphobic guy. John said the most ridiculous thing is that he's afraid to take medicine. He said he has high cholesterol and the first thing he does in the morning is put a cigarette in his mouth. Howard asked if cars are really that boring. John said they are.
Howard asked about Billy Joel inducing him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. John said he did that. He said he got a call from him back in the 80s about a song he liked. He said he just told him he liked the song and he thanked him for that. He said that's a nice thing to do. Howard asked who he's called to do that to. John said he called Dylan to tell him something like that.
Howard asked if he asked Billy to induct him. John said Billy asked him to induct him but he wasn't able to do it. He said he would have if he wasn't on tour.
Howard asked John if women are freaked out by the whole Agoraphobic thing. John said that women do end up hating him. He said Meg Ryan hates him. He said that he and Christie Brinkley are still friendly though. Howard said staying in a relationship is hard. John said they hate him when they're with him. John said he thinks it's because he's a child. Howard asked why he's like a child. John said he throws fits and gripes. He said he complains too. He said he's moody. He said anything bad that a fella can be is what he is.
Howard asked if John could call Meg Ryan and ask to be friends. John said he has done that but it doesn't work.
Howard said John's new album is called ''Sad Clowns & Hillbillies'' and it's coming out soon. John is going on tour. John said he's playing outdoors for the first time in 15 years. He said he doesn't like playing in front of drunk people. He said he doesn't know what's going to happen when he plays outside. He said it gets annoying if he sees people drinking beer. He said it's not fun. He said Howard would have someone thrown out if they did it on his show. John said he thinks that he may have matured so he might be able to do it again. John said he would make them take the signage down at the shows and that would piss off the promoters. He said that's how they make money though. John said that it's stuff like that which makes Meg Ryan not like him.
Howard asked John if he has any game with women. John said he's horrible. He said that he has none of that. John asked if he looks like a Neanderthal to Robin. He said he's the first one in his family to stand upright.
John asked Howard why he thinks he's bad in bed. Howard said he thinks he's not that good at it. He said he looks like a Praying Mantis crawling on the woman. He said he doesn't hold out a long time. He said he just assumes he's not that good at it. John said he must be happy the women lie about it to him. Howard said of course.
Howard said when a woman sleeps with John for the first time they must expect something huge. John said he didn't sleep with that many women. He said he's 65 now. He said he'd rather look at a pretty white horse. Howard asked if he can go home and be alone. John said he's fine by himself. He said that after being married for 20 years it's kind of nice to be alone. He said he likes seeing the kids and it's nice when they can say ''See ya later dad!'' and leave.
John said painting is the greatest thing. He said that you create this thing and it's so great. John said it's like writing a song and when you just let it come through you it's so much better. He said when he forced himself to write songs they sucked. He said that he has written songs that he hated and they became hits. John said he doesn't write songs about love but he had to force himself to do it. Howard asked if he's incapable of loving. John said that he had maybe 3 women in his life that loved him. He said his grandmother was one. He said his mother didn't love him after the hysterectomy. He said that he'd rather not say who the other two women were.
Howard asked John if the new song ''Easy Target'' is a protest song. John said it's not. He said he has written a lot of songs and this one is about race and poverty and it has nothing to do with Trump. He said he did a show with Katie Couric and she talked about politics. He said it became a political song but it's really not. He said it's about race and poverty. Howard asked if it came to him all at once. John said it did.
Howard said John hates when politicians use people's songs. John said things have changed so much. He said that celebrity is worth nothing now. He said Clinton had so many around her and look at how that worked out. He said it means nothing. He said Trump had zero and he was still elected.
Howard started to play his song and John got up to smoke. Howard asked him where he was going. John said he can call him back when the song is over. Howard let him go smoke and played the song ''Easy Target'' from the album ''Sad Clowns & Hillbillies.''
After the song Howard said he didn't know where John went. John said he thought it was a good time to have a couple of puffs from a cigarette. He said that he knows you can't smoke anywhere in New York City.
Howard asked John if he hates listening to himself. John said he was on TV last night and he doesn't even know how it came out. He said he was on Fallon. He said he probably did that song in 2 takes and never listened to it again. Howard said it'll all be over soon for both of them so they won't have to worry.
Howard asked if he's still friends with McConaughey. John said he is. He said he went out with him and his girl last time he was in New York. Howard asked if he's still dating. John said he's done with all of that.
Howard asked if he has other friends other than McConaughey. John said he sees him once in a while. He said he's a sweet kid. He said he had him in a video before he even made a movie. Howard asked how he found him. John said it was back in the MTV days and he went to an agent asking for an actor who no one knew. He said he was his favorite singer and he's been friends with him ever since.
Howard said John has been in some movies. John said not really. He said Mike Ovitz was his agent and he was the first musical guy at CAA. He said that Mike would ask him to knock off the music stuff and be an actor. John said he never wanted to be an actor. He said Mike was the one.
Howard asked what movies he did. John said he doesn't play well with other kids. He said he directed a movie called Fallen From Grace and some other shit movies. Howard said he was supposed to be in Thelma and Louise but he refused to take his shirt off. John said he was happy for the people who were involved with that movie. He didn't want to do it. He said he wouldn't have minded making out with Geena Davis though. Howard said if he goes gay he could be with Matthew McConaughey. John said he doesn't think his wife would go for that.
Howard said John has said it all. He said John Mellencamp's new album is coming out in April. He said it's called ''Sad Clowns & Hillbillies.''
Howard asked John about how he has to create something every day. John said he has to or he gets mad at himself. He said if you stop then you turn your imagination on yourself. He said then you get sick and die. He said if he's not painting then he's writing songs. Howard gave him a plug for his web site Mellencamp.com where you can find tour dates and things like that. Howard said he loves John. John said that he has a nephew named John Mellencamp and he's better than he is. He said he's a Navy Seal doing his thing. Howard said they just got a note from Meg Ryan saying that she likes that John Mellencamp but not this one. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later. As they went to break they played a couple of bits including a JD song parody.
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Howard said Charlie Sheen is going to sit in for Gary producing out there. He asked Charlie if he's ready. Fake Charlie Sheen was in Gary's office. Charlie asked if there's any stories about curing AIDS yet. Robin said not yet. Howard said Charlie is there as part of Make a Wish. He said his wish was to produce the show for a day.
Howard said they have a song parody for Robin. He said he thinks they have a John Mellencamp song. Howard had Fred play it. Fred said they didn't put it up for him. Howard said they won't be playing it then. Howard asked if he should ask Charlie Sheen for the song. Charlie said this is complicated shit back there. He told Howard it's in the first column in red. Howard played the song which was about Robin to the tune of a Mellencamp song. Howard said it's too bad John is gone. He said he thinks he would have enjoyed that.
Robin started her news talking about people running on the tops of buildings in TV shows and how they hop from one roof to another. Robin said this happened for real and a man tried to jump but he plunged 6 feet to his death.
Howard took a call from Sour Shoes who was calling in as Gary and Ross. He did his Gary and Ross impressions. Sour had all kinds of weird shit going on with his phone. Howard asked Charlie how he's doing back in Gary's office. Charlie said after he saw Scott Salem he felt great.
Robin read a story about Subway chicken not being all chicken. Robin said they did some testing and found it was part soy according to this story. Robin said they say that it's about 50 percent filler. Howard said he's had some of that fake stuff and it's better than the real thing. Robin said Subway says that it is real chicken.
Robin read a story about how Colbert has beat Fallon for the fourth straight week. Howard said he knows why. He said Colbert's opening monologues are great. He said he does this whole political thing at the start of his show and he's on fire with it. Howard said Beth wants to watch it every night. Howard said Colbert should write a thank you note to Trump for helping him. Robin said Jimmy Kimmel's ratings have been very good since the Oscars too. Howard said he did a great job on the Oscars. Robin said they are saying more and more about that guy Gary who Jimmy introduced to people. Robin said he is a sex offender and he was in jail on robbery charges. Howard said part of that bit was Jennifer Aniston giving her sunglasses to one of the tourists. Howard said the lady walked off with the sunglasses and Jennifer is upset that she gave away her $600 sunglasses.
Robin said she looked at the Michael Strahan interview with Mel Gibson and Michael is always very smiley and wide eyed at everything. She said that was kind of interesting to her.
Robin said last night on Jimmy Fallon Alicia Keys was on and they had her singing like Gwen Stefani and other singers. Robin had some audio from the show. Howard said he didn't think that sounded like Gwen Stefani at all. Robin said she thought she did. Robin had her singing like Adele too. Fred played Robin singing the Adele song too. Howard checked in with Charlie Sheen and said he's doing a good job back there.
Robin read a story about Olga Korbut getting her two gold medals and one silver up for sale. Robin said they brought in $330,000. Robin said she didn't sell them because she's broke. She wants people to enjoy them. Howard said he may have to sell his hair awards so people can enjoy them.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he's on his death bed right now. He said his dying wish is to never let Memet back on the air. Howard said if he has a threesome with two guys and a girl he's going to let him back on the air.
Howard took a call from a guy, Balls, who said that he thought Mellencamp was great. Balls also asked if Howard prepares for going out to dinner with Billy Joel when he goes out with him. Howard said he goes out with him regularly. He said for some reason the restaurant called to let them know they were out. He said they had a nice time. He said Beth prepares him. He said she'll be in the car and she'll tell him to ask about the baby and things like that. He said she briefs him. Howard said sometimes he does have to write notes. He said sometimes he'll have to pull out his notes so he can go through them. He said one night he did that and the other couple was happy he had notes. Howard said he always brings a keyboard too just in case Billy wants to play. Howard said he and Billy have a lot to talk about with music and politics. He said they talk a lot about history too. Robin said Howard doesn't know anything about history. Howard said that doesn't stop him.
Balls asked what his favorite topic is with Billy. Howard said he talks to Billy about growing up on Long Island because they had similar experiences. Howard said he enjoys Billy's company but he doesn't have any nervousness around it. He said they do measure the circumference of their cocks together. Balls said he read an article about why women should ingest semen. Howard said that was written by someone named ''Creep.'' Howard asked if he knows why Robin looks so young. Howard asked Charlie if he knows about that. Charlie said there's an AIDS Monkey back there. He said 'Oh wait. That's just Gary.''
Robin got back to her news and read about Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway at the Oscars and how they were fighting all day before the show. She said Warren refused to rehears with her and also handed her the envelope when it was wrong. Howard said it sounds like fake news to him.
Robin read a story about the two women who were involved in the assassination of Kim Jong Nam will be facing the death penalty. Howard asked why his brother got to be the leader instead of him. Robin said maybe Un was his favorite. Howard asked if he still lived in North Korea. Robin said she thinks so. She said he was traveling to Malaysia.
Robin said the President spoke to a joint session of Congress last night. Howard jokingly said he did three impressions, Gwen Stefani, Adele and Janis Joplin. Robin had some clips from the speech he made last night. Howard had some fake clips they made up too. Robin had some clips of people responding to the speech. She had Bernie Sanders audio and also Rosie O'Donnell going off on Trump at a rally she was at.
Howard went to Charlie again and he was making a Jizz Margarita back there in Gary's office. Then Fred's computer started playing a clip and he didn't realize it. Charlie said he's fired. Howard asked where Lucille is.
Robin read a story about Brian Phelps going to capital hill to talk about performance enhancing drugs in sports.
Robin read a story about Wells Fargo looking to get African American's into home ownership. Robin had some audio of someone talking about how they want to do that.
Robin read a story about Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom taking a break from their relationship. Robin had some of her music for Howard to play.
Robin read a story about a company trying to make marijuana delivery legal. Robin had some audio of someone talking about that.
Robin read a story about colon and rectal cancer numbers going up. Robin said that scientists haven't pinpointed a cause but it may be obesity and inactivity and poor diet.
Robin read a story about a new study out about Multiple Sclerosis may come to those who are low in vitamin D. Robin had some audio and more details she read through. Fred played some Wendy the Slow Adult clips during that story too.
Robin read a story about the Waldorf Astoria and how they're going to be shutting it down for 2 years as it undergoes a complete renovation.
Robin read a story about YouTube launching a new TV service. Robin said they have Playstation Vue and now this YouTube show. Robin said it'll be $35 a month and it's going to have some regular local stations and other networks.
Robin read a story about the legal age to consent to marriage in New York. Howard said it's 17. Robin said that's wrong. Howard said it's 18, 21, 14. Robin said it's actually 14. Howard asked what's up with that. Robin said Andrew Cuomo wants to stop minors from getting married in the state. Robin said that's the age of consent right now. Robin said he wants to push it to 18. Robin said she had no idea. Howard said he got it right on the fifth guess.
Robin said she read about that guy from Game of Thrones who died recently very young. He was very tall and they say that the very tall don't live very long. Robin said when you get up into that 7'5'' and above it's some kind of heart problem. Robin said the heart has to supply more blood to such a large organism. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:00am.
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