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Howard started the show talking about another week beginning. Howard said he can't believe it. Robin asked what happens if another week doesn't begin. Howard said he doesn't know.
Howard said last week there was a picture of Ronnie bringing Kate Hudson into the studio. He said he was called ''a very suave bodyguard'' in one article. Howard asked if Robin thinks he's suave at all. Robin said no. Howard said he's not kidding about that. Robin said that's weird. Robin asked what Ronnie thinks of it. Howard said he didn't talk to him about it because he's a misery.
Howard said he before he forgets he wants to mention he's excited about this Revolver tribute they put together. Howard said there were some articles online about it. He said they got a bunch of artists to do covers of the Beatles ''Revolver'' album. He said the special starts this Friday on Howard 101. Howard said they have Joe Bonamassa doing a song, Jewel, Cheap Trick, The Milk Carton Kids and others. Howard said The Milk Carton Kids are really talented. He said some changed the songs around and some stuck to the classic sound.
Howard said he hadn't heard of Rachael Yamagata before but she did a beautiful cover. Howard played some of her cover. Howard said Yoko did a cover of Good Day Sunshine. He played a clip of Yoko screaming. Howard said she's very musical. Howard said John would be very proud.
Howard said James Taylor did ''Here There And Everywhere.'' Howard said he did his recording in a closet in a hotel room. Howard went over some of the other bands that covered songs.
Howard played some of Government Mule's cover of one of the songs. Howard said Group Love did a cover. He said this is so good. He played some of their cover. Howard said it's very eerie and it's so good.
Howard went through a few more artists who are in the special. Howard said Living Color covered a song. Howard said the special will air on Howard 101 all next week. He said he's really excited about it and he thinks the fans will really like it.
Howard said he has a fantasy of getting a regular hair cut. He said that he asked Beth if he could slick his hair back and she said don't do that. Howard said Ralph says the same thing. Howard said they must feel he needs the hair around his face to hide some things. Howard said he thinks he looks okay when he comes out of the pool with his hair slicked back. Robin said she thinks he could do it.
Robin asked if he could slick it back and take a picture. Howard said he could do that at home when he doesn't leave the house and he's even afraid of that. Howard said every time he wakes up he's afraid someone will see him. He said he's so jealous of Beth because no matter what she does she looks good. Howard said he just wants one feature that's good. He said he has good feet but that's it. He said he wished he had bad feet and a good face. Howard said his hands are pretty good looking too. He said he's thin but he has a belly. He said it's weird. He said he has no abs. He said he has cellulite on his ass and that's not what men get. He said it's a thing women get. Howard said this is what's going on in his head all day. He said it's a nightmare.
Howard said he thinks if he had some kind of athletics as a kid he'd have some muscle mass. He said he was raised like a veal. He said he was kept in a box and wasn't allowed to do anything. Howard did his impression of his mother telling him not to do anything.
Robin said she was wondering why no one ever picked up on him doing another movie. Howard said he was offered one recently and it would be a big movie but he turned it down. Howard said he almost did it. He said he was going to do a crew cut kind of look too. He said he was talking to the director and writer about it. He said the part would have been interesting. He said he was hanging out at home and painting and then he thought about it. He said Beth told him to think about how he was having so much fun hanging out and she was right. Howard said he can't do it. Howard said he hasn't actually seen the script though. He said he might change his mind. Howard said it's a whole thing. Howard said if he does it he'll give them as many days as they need. Robin said he might have to give up a day to do that stuff like a Thursday. Howard said he can't do Thursday. He said he can do Friday.
Howard said he now understands how precious time is. Howard said Robin must think about that after her cancer thing. Robin said she doesn't procrastinate now. Howard said it would be fun to be in a relationship with Robin and tell her to get over here. Howard said she'd come running over.
Robin said she was very impressed with Howard's acting on The Larry Sanders Show. Robin said he was great as Right Said Fred back on the WWOR TV show. Howard told her not to bring that up.
Howard said he liked that John Wick movie. JD said he hasn't seen it yet. He said they are doing a sequel. Howard said that's good. Howard said he really likes that Luke Cage Netflix show. Robin said she doesn't think she'd like it. Fred said it takes maybe 4 episodes to get really good.
Howard asked if anyone is watching ''Westworld.'' Howard said that's a JJ Abrams show. Howard said he's totally hooked on it. Robin said she's not sure she can get into this Quarry show he's watching. Howard said it's good. Robin said she watched one episode and she felt like it was beating her down.
Howard said Gotham is really good and the guy who plays Penguin is coming in for a few minutes. Howard asked Jon Hein how he gets his TV shows because he has that Pix box thing but he has to fast forward through everything.
Howard said he has a whole page of ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' stuff. Howard said there was a lot going on at the Ryder cup. Howard said there are so many ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' clips. He played one where they were talking about Trump and his comments on the Howard Stern Show and someone mentioned Lester Hold hitting 'em with the Hein.
Howard asked if the Penguin is there. Jon said he thinks he is. Howard said this guy is the best Penguin ever. Howard asked what his name is. Jon said he's Robin Lord Taylor. Howard said fans of comic book shows are saying that he is like a fully realized character. Howard said he's really good. Howard said he wants to say hello to him but he should take a break first. Howard said he has so much going on today. They went to break after Howard did a live commercial read.
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Howard came back and said he has Robin Lord Taylor coming in. Howard said he's on the TV show Gotham. Howard said it's weird to see him as a normal person. Howard said he's like ''Wow, that's you.'' Robin said half the character is the physical transformation. He said he's naturally blonde and he has to dye his hair. Howard asked how he got the part. Robin said he went in and he did a fake scene with fake characters. He said they didn't want people to come in and do the idea of the Penguin. Howard said he thinks the show is great. He said Robin didn't know it was for that part. He said he looked different but they were able to envision him as the Penguin. Howard said no one ever imagined him as a young man. Howard said it's weird.
Howard asked if he got the part that quickly. Robin said he went in and did it once and then he got the call. Howard asked if it's tough to audition like that. Robin said if it's like pilot season sometimes you get a week to do a scene. Howard asked if he was playing a villain in this scene he did for the audition. Robin said he was. Howard said it's amazing that they can do one read through and know he's the guy. Howard said if you make a mistake it could screw up the whole season.
Howard asked Robin what he was doing before he did that. Robin Quivers said he was on the Walking Dead. Robin said that's right. Howard asked if he as making a living before Gotham. Robin said he was doing okay. He said he had lost his SAG insurance when he didn't work in 2009.
Howard asked where he went to college. Robin said he went to Northwestern. He said that was way back in 1996. Robin said he grew up in Iowa. Howard said that has to be tough because there's no way you can believe in yourself and know how to get into show business. Robin said both of his parents are actuaries. Howard said they're brilliant. Robin said they are math people. Howard said he was told by his dad if he could do that job he'd have a job for life. Robin said that's like the number one job. Howard said that job isn't easy. He said you have to be a genius. Howard said they figure out crazy stuff. Robin said his dad was 93 when he died. He said he was a lot older. He said that he would tell him that they did all of their work in pen. He said he kept some of the books and the books had sweat drips in the calculations. He said this was in like 1941 or so.
Howard asked how old his parents were. Robin said his dad was 28 years older than his mother. He said he was 55 when he was born. Robin said he was very young seeming though. He said he kept up with everyone. Howard said they must have worried about him becoming an actor. Robin said having an older dad like that was kind of strange. He said he started his life over with a second marriage. He said he taught him a lesson about how to be happy and do his thing and follow his dream. Howard said he had some wisdom. Robin said he did. He said when he applied for college he had to declare a major. He figured he'd say theater. He said he grew up in a place where it was like Friday Night Lights where it was all football. Robin said he wasn't into that. He said he grew up a pudgy kid too.
Howard asked Robin about going to college and how he got the balls to go audition. Robin said he figured he'd try it right away. He said he lost a bunch of weight in his Freshman year. He said he did a NY Lottery commercial for his first job. Howard said that's wild. Robin said that's how he got his SAG card. He said he waited tables in the city for a couple of months. He said the place was a shithole. He said he was a waiter and they let people smoke in there. He said it was the kids who picked the butts out of the ashtray and smoked them.
Robin said he was also on Letterman. He said he was the Late Show page with the British Accent. Howard asked how he did that. Robin did an impression of what that sounded like. He said it was a fun bit. He said he was on twice. He said it got laughs. Robin said he just came out and gave shit to Dave for 30 seconds and then you walk off. He said there was no rehearsal. Howard asked if he thought he might get a regular spot on the show. Robin said you think about that at the time.
Howard said he thinks Robin is fucking awesome as the Penguin. He said he didn't go over the top with it. Robin said that was the goal. He said it starts with the writers. He said they have some great people working on the show. He said they are all riding the wave of what Heath Ledger did with the Joker. He said that he did something special with that.
Howard said the character is great and not one dimensional. He said it's great. Robin said he grew up watching the Batman movies and the TV show. Howard asked if he went back and watched every super hero movie. Robin said he did. He said he just watched Batman Returns recently and Danny DeVito was great as the Penguin. Howard asked if he's getting a lot of attention now. Robin said he is but they work 9 months a year doing their 22 episodes. Howard said he loves the show so much.
Howard said the show is so good that he's in almost every episode. Howard said the kid playing Bruce Wayne is hardly in the show. He said they could call the show The Penguin. Robin said he was there from episode one. He said the guy playing the Riddler is great too. Howard said that guy is really good too. Howard said he's the real deal. Robin said he really is. He said this year is going to be his launch. He said he had the fortune of being there for the pilot. Howard asked how much makeup he has to do. Robin said he has about 50 minutes of makeup to do. He said they do something to his nose and his teeth.
Howard asked if he stays in character all day long. Robin said hell no. He said no offense to anyone who does but he can't do that. Howard said that would be funny. Robin said he has that limp in the show and they asked if he keeps that. Robin said there's no way he'd do that. He said he forgot to do the limp in one episode. He said no one picked up on it. Robin said he was told by someone that he forgets the limp sometimes. He said now he keeps a water bottle cap in his shoe. He said he did that for a while and then he figured he got it and he downgraded to putting two quarters in his shoe. He said now he remembers to limp.
Howard asked if it's worth going to acting school. Robin said he thinks it is. He said you learn to do things and there is a lot of psychology in it. He said you can also make a lot of connections that way. He said he did a play with Billy Eichner and he's his friend now. He said they did a live show there in New York for a long time. He said Joan Rivers was a guest and she became a champion of Billy's end of the show. Howard said that's amazing. He said he went to college and no one he went to school with did anything. Howard said he didn't learn anything there.
Howard said he is a huge fan of Robin Lord Taylor. Robin said he's been a fan of his for as long as he can remember too. Howard said he grew up in Iowa. Robin said that's his real name too. Howard said he wonders what's going to happen to him. He asked if he's making good money. Robin said he's doing alright. Howard said he is locked in for life so he should be great with Comic-Con and all of that. Robin said he's locked in with everyone there. Howard said he can imagine him being there and being introduced by Adam West. Robin said Stan Lee is still out there signing and doing stuff all day long. Howard asked if there's a rivalry between DC and Marvel. Robin said it's just between the fans.
Howard asked if the whole cast goes to Comic-Con. Robin said they all go. He said he was just in Philly doing something there. He said he signs autographs and takes selfies with them. He said imagine it's like a graduation party times a million. He said it's really intense. He said he can work on Gotham for 15 hours and not feel as much as he does doing 8 hours of a convention. He said it's a lot of work.
Howard said he thinks Donal Logue is a good actor too. He said Ben McKenzie is really good too. He said that he's married to Morena Baccarin who is on the show too. Howard said that would be his move on the show. He said he'd want to fuck every woman on the show. Howard said Jada is in incredible shape too.
Howard said tonight's episode kicks off a big plot line for the Penguin. Robin said he makes the biggest power play he's ever made. He said it will affect everyone in the show. He said the show tonight will start to show the world we're living in today. Howard said it must be a Donald Trump kind of situation. Robin said it might be something like that. He said we'll have to see how it goes. He said he is making a power play. Howard said this is a really good gig for him. Robin said you want to play someone who has the full human experience. He said they shoot it there in New York. Howard said he might have to come by the set. He said he might have to observe and take some notes. Howard said he didn't know they shot it there in New York. Howard asked if he lives there. Robin said he came there at 9 and said he would live there some day and now he does. He said he lives on the upper west side.
Howard asked if they'll ever see Batman on the show. Robin said maybe when the show ends is when he puts on the cape. Howard said that kid is growing up quick. Robin said he's taller than he is now.
Howard said Robin has captured his attention and he does love him on Gotham. Robin said that means a lot to him. Howard said he sees many great things for him in the future. Howard asked how old he is now. Robin said he's 38. He said that his dad had a lot happen later in his life. Howard asked if he feels old. Robin said not old but later than his 20s.
Howard asked who he's hanging out with. Robin said he doesn't have a lot of famous friends. He said he has met Will Smith. He said he hangs with Ben McKenzie and his wife Morena. Robin said he didn't know what to expect from Jada when he started working with her. He said she's great though. He said she's very professional. Howard asked if the kids come by. Robin said he never saw Jaden. He said he thinks he saw Willow at Craft Services. Howard asked if he watches the show. Robin said he does. He said he's obsessed. He said he doesn't really look like he does on the show. He said the way he talks is different enough for him that it doesn't make him feel uncomfortable.
Howard asked if he's a bit of a diva and says that the Penguin wouldn't say some things. Robin said he might do that. Howard said some lines are hard to deliver if they don't put it the right way. Robin said that's right. He said he can change a word or an intention. He said Bruno Heller created this thing and they came up to the cast members and said if you ever have anything that doesn't feel right or sound right just let them know. He said they might know the characters better than they do. He said you never get that. Howard said he has to have him come in as the Penguin and let him interview him like that. Robin said he can't do that right now. He said the word choice and the language isn't the way he speaks at all.
Howard thanked Robin for coming in. He said that he plays the Penguin on Gotham. He said TV has gotten better than movies in many ways. Robin said the show is one of the biggest TV shows that they shoot in New York. Howard asked if he fucks up lines. Robin said he does all the time. He said that he had Paul Reubens playing his dad on the show. Howard said that's right. He said he was good. Howard said he heard that his dad died on the same day that he shot the episode where his dad died. Robin said they were on set and it was on a Wednesday. He said it was kind of expected but still a shock. He said that day they were going to shoot the episode where his TV dad was dying. He said it was Paul's last day on the set and he was about to do a press junket. He said that he had to do the scene because he was going through it for real. He said he did the shoot. He said he just did it and he has never had that experience. He said his dad was a big personality and in a way it was kind of his way putting himself into his world. He said it was a great tribute to him.
Howard said he is doing a good job. He said that's what he wanted to tell him. He said he's making him proud and he doesn't even know him. Howard said he knows good acting. He said he's good. Quivers said she was telling Howard he's a good actor too. Robin told Quivers that she's a good actress too. Howard said he doesn't have to tell her that. Howard said everyone should watch Gotham. He said it was really great to meet him. He said he has become the Penguin. Howard said there he is. He said he can't believe it. Howard said the show Gotham is on Monday nights on FOX. Howard asked if he ever goes to the zoo and studies penguins. Robin laughed and said he does not. Howard went to break a short time later. As they went to break they played a prank call the guys made to a Swap Shop show with clips of Fake Obama.
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Howard said he has a game to play. The caller, Peggy Sue, is going to play for 500 bucks from Kabbage.com. Howard said he has a Beetlejuice Song game to play. Howard sang a song he made up as he went along for the game. Howard sang about Peggy talking and how he didn't understand what she was saying.
Howard said he has a practice session first. Howard said they start singing to Beetlejuice and they see if he can fill in the next word. Howard played one where Richard Christy sang the alphabet song. He gets up to F and they stop. They want to know if Beet will know to sing ''G'' in the song. Peggy said that he will know. Howard said it's weird that he's got a big penis and a small head. Howard played the song and Beet knew G but he made up his own lyrics after that. Howard said Beet always ends up in some sexual rant in these songs. Howard said Peggy would have gotten that one right.
Howard said in the next one they sang Three Blind Mice. He played some of Richard singing it to Beetlejuice. Howard asked if he will know the next line. Peggy said yes. All he had to know was ''Mice'' in the song. Howard played his answer and Beetlejuice asked if Richard was a blind mother fucker. Howard said that was a no.
Howard said the next one was this. He played Richard singing Pop Goes The... Howard asked if he'll know ''weasel.'' Peggy said she doesn't think so. Howard said he'll write that down. Howard played Beetlejuice singing ''Weasel.'' He got that one right. He added something about him having a cock in his ass. Howard replayed that so he could hear it again.
Howard said Peggy has to get the next 3 right. Howard played the next one which was Richard singing ''It's a small ----- After All.'' Howard asked if he will know the word ''World.'' Peggy said no. Howard played Beetlejuice singing ''Ain't no small world here man...''
Howard said Peggy did not make it through. Robin said he knows a lot more than they think he does. Peggy was fine with not winning. Howard let her go after that.
Howard replayed Beetlejuice singing the Small World thing and talking about something black and white. Howard said poor Peggy Sue didn't win.
Howard took a call from a guy, Angelo, and asked if he wants to play the game. Angelo said he thinks he can do better than Peggy Sue. Angelo said he thinks Howard's hair is gorgeous. He said he was talking to his friends all weekend and doing his Speech Impediment Man lawyer impression. Howard said he wants to get to the game. He said it's time to play.
Howard played Richard singing ''Humpty Dumpty sat on a...'' Howard asked if Beetlejuice will know that one. Angelo said he will not. Howard played Beetlejuice rambling about a cock and fucking a deer or something. He didn't get the wall.
Howard played the next song which was ''Hickory Dickory...'' Angelo said he will not know that one. Howard said he thinks saying no is a safe way to play the game. Howard played Beetlejuice answering that one and he did say ''dock'' along with a lot of other nonsense.
Howard played the next one which was Richard singing ''Here comes Peter... up and down the bunny trail.'' Howard asked if he will know that one. Angelo said no. Howard played Beetlejuice giving the answer of ''Cotton ball.'' Howard said Angelo has two right and one wrong.
Howard played Richard singing ''Twinkle, Twinkle Little...'' Howard asked if he'll know the word ''star.'' Angelo said he will not know that one either. Howard said he thinks he'll know that one. Robin said he has surprised them every time. Howard played Beetlejuice rambling something about being in a carriage. Howard said Angelo just won $500. Angelo said he's going to take that money and give some to his kids so they can have a good day. He said his son asked why Beetlejuice has such a small head. He said he told him he had Zika before anyone.
Howard asked if they know how Zika got started. He said Beetlejuice bit a mosquito and gave the mosquito Zika. Howard got in some plugs and put Angelo on hold so they could get his information. They went to break after that.
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Howard came back and sang along with the Sheryl Crow song. Howard said that's part of their special. Howard took a call from a guy who said that was a killer Metallica interview last week. He asked if they'll ever put the video up on the web site for that. Howard said they did 3 songs live and they have the video up on the web site. The caller said it had to be amazing to be there. Howard said on Wednesday they have Green Day coming in to do a bunch of tunes. Howard said that should be fun.
The caller asked if Howard has been playing guitar at all. Howard said he hasn't picked up his axe in a while. He said he's concentrating on being a painter instead. Robin said he's doing very well with the painting. The caller laughed and said they have a painter interviewing Metallica.
Howard said he thought Alec Baldwin did a great job on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Robin said he did a great impression of Trump. Howard said he heard that Tina Fey suggested to Lorne Michaels that Alec be the Trump. Howard said Alec didn't think he had a Trump but Lorne said he does and he was right. Robin said he was so good. Howard said Kate McKinnon was really good too.
Howard asked if Robin saw this Kim Kardashian story. He said she was in Paris for something. Robin said she was there for Fashion Week. Howard said she was there and in a hotel and two guys in masks robbed her. Howard said they invaded her hotel room and took her jewelry. Howard said it's a real serious thing. Howard said Kanye West was doing a show and he was told what happened and he stopped the show 10 minutes early. Robin said he's in Queens so what can he do? Howard said he has to think about that. Howard said he has to get on the phone and say something to her. He said she was robbed at gun point. Howard said it's like President Bush reading a book to kids on 9/11. Howard said he was something else that George Bush. Howard said Kanye did the right thing by stopping the show. Robin said there was nothing he can do about it. Howard said they could have waited 10 minutes to whisper it to him.
Gary said Steve Brandano was at that concert and the audience didn't get upset. He said that Kanye did over an hour of stuff and it was a festival so there were other performers there. Howard said you have to stop and get off the stage. Howard said this is why Robin isn't married. Robin said he didn't go to Paris. Gary said he's tearing his hair out hearing this. He said he loves her and he had to do something. Robin laughed. Howard said listen to her. Howard asked Robin why Steve Brandano is at every show. Howard asked if he has to get up early. Robin said he gets out to everything.
Howard said Robin tries to come off like a hard ass. He said the truth is that she got her cat a kidney transplant. Howard said she's uncomfortable with feelings. Howard said he has never seen an ass on a woman like Kim has. Robin said she thinks they're implants.
Howard asked if she wants to go on record with that. Howard said they are on all of the news programs. Howard said tapes of their show featuring Donald Trump have been used in the campaign. Howard said the other day he was talking about his name being mentioned in the debate. Howard said he talked about Trump being asked about the Iraq war back in 2002. Howard said there was a big screaming headline that he was confirming that Trump said he was for the war. Howard said this was on CNN where they said he was saying that Trump was lying. Howard said he emailed Trump and explained to him that's not what he said. Howard said he felt a little weird about that. Robin said the press makes up things. Howard said the tape is what the tape is. He said make of it what you will. He said the only thing he confirmed was that the tape was from their show.
Howard said over the weekend they had at least 7 new things that Trump said on their show that were picked up. Howard said they're dragging everything out from the show. Howard said it's all in the public record of course. Howard said Trump was one of the best guests they had because he was stream of consciousness and he would just say what was on his mind. Howard said that's what they're using. He said he thinks you'd have to cut him some slack though. He said he's doing it for fun. Howard said don't hold him to everything he says either. Howard said he's trying to do a 4 hour show.
Howard said imagine when Tracy Morgan runs for President. He mentioned all of those comments he'll have about pussy. Howard said Trump said if he knew he'd run for president some day he wouldn't have done the Howard Stern Show. Howard said the show is getting mentioned everywhere which is good but he doesn't even care about that. He said he just wants the election over with.
Robin said it seems like this election has been 7 years long. Howard said all anyone is talking about is the election. Howard said he can't talk about himself because there's so much going on.
Robin said Howard asks people if they carry money and how childish it is not to. He can't even get his own stuff. Howard said he does carry money though. Howard said he has to say that he does hold up with his looks. Howard said they don't photoshop the pictures they take in the studio either. Mark said he doesn't hold up next to some of the people in the studio. Howard said he doesn't think he looks so weird. Howard said he thinks he looks okay. He said he knows he's not a beauty but some people think he looks okay. Howard told Mark to get off his phone.
Howard said he has 3 questions left from the Beetlejuice song game. Howard played Richard singing ''BINGO'' to Beetlejuice. Howard played Beetlejuice singing the right lyrics about ''was his name-o.'' He added a bunch of other nonsense but he did get that.
Howard said Beetlejuice does impressions too. Howard said he does Ralph Kramden from the Honeymooners. Howard played a clip of Beetlejuice doing that impression. He had him doing Erkel too. Beetlejuice sounds like Beetlejuice when he does any impressions. He did one of Fred Sanford and he had some lines down but he still sounded like Beetlejuice.
Howard said they have to throw money at Beetlejuice to get him to record stuff. He said he eventually got fed up and told them to take that money and fuck themselves. Howard said it may have been too long in there. Howard said they were throwing money at him and he refused to record more. Howard played a clip of Beetlejuice saying he had to piss like a race horse. Howard said he didn't know he knew that term.
Howard said Beetlejuice made fun of Richard in there too. Howard played some audio of Beetlejuice doing that. He was calling him a dumb fuck. Howard played another clip of Beetlejuice refusing to repeat after Richard and telling him he knows what today's show is. Beetlejuice said he ain't gotta tell him. He asked what the fuck is wrong with this guy. Beetlejuice said he knows what today's show is. He asked if he thinks he's fucking stupid or something. That went on for a couple of minutes. Sal tried to get him to repeat after him. Beetlejuice eventually repeated but got it wrong. Howard said that lasted 3 hours. He said sometimes he nails it but he's difficult.
Howard played another clip where Richard sang ''Zippity... zippity-a'' and Beetlejuice got the ''Do da'' part right. Howard played another one where Richard sang ''The farmer in the dell... the farmer in the...'' Robin said he'll get that. Beetlejuice didn't get it right. He said the farmer is a fucking idiot.
Howard said Beetlejuice went to the bathroom and he had 5 guys walking him there. Howard said he gets everyone working with him. Robin said he's very important.
Howard took a call from a woman whose name he thought was Fernava but it was actually Fern Nava. Howard said his mother almost named his sister Fern. Howard said she would have been Fern Stern. Howard said his father took some interest in that and put his foot down. Howard said he never really did anything like that when they were around.
Howard asked what was up with Fern. Fern said that she thought Howard looks amazing in every picture. She said she likes looking at him and listening to the show. Howard said they don't release any bad pictures of him. Howard said she sounds kind of hot. Howard asked if she's hot. Fern said she's Mexican. Howard said he's never had sex with a Mexican woman. He said he'd like to try. He said he hasn't had sex with a Puerto Rican or a Mexican or even an Asian. Fern said she's told she looks like Eva Longoria. Howard said she's hot. Howard asked if she's short. She said she's 5'2'' tall. Howard said his arm is probably longer than she is tall. Fern said this is the best talking to Howard. Howard asked if she's married. Fern said she is married to an Italian guy. She said she's a B-cup. Howard said that's perfect. Robin said they say that the average Mexican man is 5'4'' tall. She asked why they don't grow.
Howard asked Fern what she weighs. She said she's about 127 now. She said she's working on it. Howard said she has some chub on her. Howard asked if she has cellulite. Fern said it's not like that. Howard asked her to call back when she's down 15 pounds.
Howard asked Fern if she can wear a belly shirt. Fern said she can't but she's trying to get there. Howard asked if she wears a bikini. Fern said not yet. Howard said his mother used to wear a one piece bathing suit with a skirt on it. Howard said she was just about dressed when she went to the beach. Howard said she wore a bathing cap too. Howard said they were bright colors too. Howard said they had bright flowers on them. Howard said she had to protect her hairdo.
Howard asked if Fern is into trump because of the wall thing. Fern said she's voting for Hillary. Howard thanked her for the call. Howard asked if she's fully shaved. Fern said yes. Howard said he thinks most women are these days. Howard asked about anal. Fern said she does that. Howard said he can't even take a finger up there. He said he'd ready to go through the roof when the doctor does that. Howard asked how big the husband is. Fern said he's nice. Howard asked if he's over 6. She said yes. Howard asked if he goes in bareback. She said he goes in bare. She said there's no doody. She said she's prepared for that. Howard asked if the husband tells her to prepare. She said it's not like that. She said she just washes herself. Howard sake if she enemas. She said no. Howard asked if she tries to poop and then washes it. She said no. Howard said that's what he would do. Howard said even still he's not sure how you handle that in your ass. Robin said Howard is such a baby.
Howard asked if it hurts. Fern said it feels nice when it's there. Howard said he can't imagine that. He said he has to take little breaths when he's got the finger up his ass. Howard said the doctor has to coach him through it. Howard asked if she uses lube. She said sometimes. She said sometimes she uses spit. Howard said she's like a porn star. Howard asked if she does dirty talk with her. Fern said she doesn't. She said her husband talks dirty to her but she tells him to stop. Howard said Beth does that to him too.
Howard said he used to talk dirty to women he dated and some of them said they liked it. Howard said maybe she was lying.
Howard asked if Fern if she has names she calls her husband. She said she calls him Papi sometimes. Howard asked her to talk dirty to him and call him Papi. She didn't do it. Howard let Fern go a short time later. Howard had her say ''Goodbye Papi.'' She did that and Howard said that turns him on.
Robin said she overheard a conversation between some older people and the guy said no matter how long he stroked he could never hit bottom. She said these people were in their 80s. Robin said they were sitting among a group of people she was with.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that it's amazing to be talking to Howard. It was a guy doing a woman's voice and he came out of the impression into his deep voice. He had Howard laughing. He kept breaking in and out of the female voice. She said she has a 7 inch clit and she slapped it on the phone for Howard. Howard said she's turning him on. Howard said he can't do this because she's turning him on. Howard let the guy go a short time later. Howard said that was sexy. He said that's a girl who knows how to talk dirty.
Howard said there are a lot of things he has to play. He said he has a clip of Peter Calico talking about how he has special powers and he can make anyone say anything. He played the clip and Peter said Howard can make people say anything he wants them to say. Peter said he would disregard what they're saying Trump said on the Stern show. He said Trump says what's on his mind and that's what people like about him.
Howard had a clip where a news team was doing a report about Howard talking about the Trump interview he did in 2002. They used a clip from the show where Howard talked about hearing his name mentioned during the Presidential debate. They used a clip where Howard was talking about how he hoped sex would happen with Beth. Howard said he thinks they meant to play another clip where he talked about hearing his name mentioned. Robin said she thinks they meant to play that one.
Howard said they went on the street and asked people if they know who Hillary Clinton's running mate is and no one knew. Howard played some audio and one guy said Joe Biden. Some said Michelle Obama, Huma, Donald Trump and others. Howard said people are idiots. Howard said it's Kaine and Pence. Howard said they're going to be debating this week.
Howard played more clips of people getting the running mate thing wrong. Howard said he likes answers like ''Julianne.''
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he should try to do anal with his girlfriend. He said he's been with her like a year now. Howard said he may have missed the window. Howard said if a chick is into you she might do anything for you in the first few months just to seal the deal. Howard said that anal usually happens early on. The caller asked if it's a lost cause now. Howard said he had one woman he was dating just grab his cock and shove it in her ass. Howard said that was hot. Howard said nothing weird happened there. The caller thanked Howard for the advice and hung up. Howard said it's so weird when you ask for it. He said sometimes you get a big assed ''no!'' and sometimes you get an okay but they don't seem like they're into it.
Howard said he knows that guy in California just stuck it right in Robin's ass. Howard said he didn't use lube or anything. He said she's a real lady.
Howard said there was a lot of talk about that doody story last week. Howard read some email about that. Howard said Robin went in and peed and the bathroom smelled like doody and then Kate Hudson went in after that. Howard said they say Robin should travel with spray and matches. Robin said she's not sure she'd remember to take matches to the bathroom with her.
Howard said Little Mikey thinks Robin is the one who shit. Howard said he wrote a song about it. Howard played the song for Robin. Howard said he's like a truther and he doesn't believe Robin didn't make the doody.
Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who said he got his biopsy back about his neck. He said it's benign. Howard said this guy is a mess and doesn't do anything. He said he smokes endless cigarettes and joints. Howard said he would have bet the farm that it would be cancerous. Howard said it's amazing. Howard said Robin takes care of herself and she gets cancer. Robin said that's the weirdness of this disease. Howard said that is something.
Jeff asked Howard if he thinks he can play the American Nightmare like daily. Howard said he plays it every day. Jeff asked him to play his version. Howard said he doesn't like it. He said it didn't do it for him. Jeff said ''Oh, okay.'' He said he thought he did a good job with it. Howard said he lied about that.
Howard had The Lump on the phone so he picked up on him and The Lump said Jeff really is a bore. He said the lump not being cancerous proves it.
Howard let The Lump go and Jeff said he did a good job with that interview. Howard asked what interview. Jeff said the guy from that show. He eventually mentioned the guy from Gotham. Howard thanked him and let him go.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked why he's working today since it's rosh hashanah and what did he have for dinner last night. Howard said it would be kind of hypocritical for him not to be there. Howard said he doesn't practice religion. Howard said he hated working on terrestrial radio so he'd take any day off he could. Howard said going into NBC was so horrible he'd take off any day he could. The caller asked about dinner last night. Howard said he went to a friend's house and the woman cooked everything herself. Howard said no one does that anymore. Howard said she made everything. Howard said they had sushi and they didn't waste time. Howard said they got right into the meal. The caller asked about next week. Howard told him to shut the hell up. He said he's still trying to talk about last night.
Howard said this woman cooked pasta with shrimp, lasagna, a red cabbage salad and another salad. Howard said he piled on a ton of food. Howard said she had Brussels sprouts. Howard said they were great. Howard said even Beth said that this isn't good because she never cooks. Howard said she used to cook. Howard said this woman is some wife. He said she told her that. Howard said she sucks in bed so she cooks. Howard said she told them that she makes a great meal instead. Howard had to hang up on the caller after he made one too many lame jokes.
Howard said this woman admitted she's not good in bed. Howard said she makes up for it by cooking. Howard wondered if he's good in bed. Howard said Beth seems to be okay with it. He said she might not be thrilled with it. Howard said he could be a lot crazier but Beth does let him know when he's too crazy. He said she likes loving and not crazy. Howard asked Fred how he is in bed. Fred said he thinks he's good. Howard asked if his wife cums every time. Fred said he thinks so. Howard asked if Fred makes noise when he cums. Howard said he doesn't. Fred said not so much noise now because they have another person in the house. He said he used to be loud. He said it just comes out. He said it just feels too good. Howard asked if he wife makes noise. Fred said she has a breathing thing that's loud.
Fred did an impression of Benjy telling them he doesn't agree with that kind of thing. Benjy said he never said that. He said he doesn't agree with rating women's looks. Howard played a Daniel Mendelson Baba Booey song parody and then went to break.
Howard asked if they sneak around a lot when they have sex. She said they do. Howard asked if she knows his wife. She said no but she knows a lot about her. She said she met him on Tinder. Howard asked if he just came over to her house. She said they went on a date. She said he has held her hand in front of his friends. Howard said he's a creep. Howard said she's in a really creepy situation. Howard asked if he told her that he was married right away. She said he didn't.
Fred asked if she thinks she's the only one. She said that she did wonder about that but how can a guy handle two women and a family and still find time to date other women. Howard said guys can figure that out. The caller said she thinks that she's his ideal because his wife is not attractive.
Howard asked if she's wild sexually. The caller said she is. Howard asked if she gives him anal. She said she has tried but she just can't. She said it won't go in. Howard said there's nothing wrong with that. Howard asked if he wears a rubber with her. She said no but she's on birth control. Howard asked if we've wiped out all diseases. Howard said that's what he's talking about.
Howard asked if she's going to take his advice and get rid of the guy. She said she'll try. Howard asked if she's been with any other guys in the past 3 years. She said no. She said she tried but no. Howard told her to say goodbye to this guy. She said she'll try but she can't guarantee it. Howard said that was Serene. Howard said she's fucking hot. He said she's 24 years old. Howard had Fred check them out but didn't let Benjy look because he knows he's against that kind of thing.
Howard asked what he's been doing. Jesse said he's just asking questions. He said that's when you say something inflammatory and put a question mark after it. Howard asked what happened at the new World Trade Center. Jesse said he's looked at some of the theories out there on the internet. He said it's both a conspiracy and the official story. He said tower 1 came down according to the official story but tower 2 came down as a conspiracy. Robin asked how that happens. Jesse said that he's just asking questions.
Howard said there is a conspiracy that he's not really Jesse Ventura. He said he has a guy on the phone saying that he's the real Jesse Ventura. Howard took the call and it was the same impersonator recorded and saying lines about how he wasn't the real Jesse Ventura and he's the real one on the phone. Howard asked how this can be. Phone Jesse said cut him open and he guarantees you'll find wires. Robin said Jesse has said he has trouble getting through security. Phone Jesse asked Robin to please be quiet. He said they know she's an operative for the shadow government.
Phone Jesse said this guy has something. He said he must be a clone. He said he has to go find his creator and hung up. Howard said he's an amazing guy. He said Jesse dissected this guy. Jesse said you just ask questions until he explodes.
Howard said they have to do the news but he sees Jesse has some kind of drink there. Jesse said it's just coffee with some Ayahuasca in it.
Howard asked Robin to start her news. Robin started off with a sorry about a train wreck in Hoboken. Jesse said he was reading about that and he thinks that's a conspiracy. He said he thinks Chris Christie has something to do with it. Robin read about how they found a black box from one of the train cars but it had nothing on it. Robin said it wasn't working. Jesse said it sounds like it's been wiped.
Howard asked Jesse if the moon landing happened. Jesse said it did but what they found out was that the moon wasn't real. He said they landed on a group of holographic pedestals. He said the landing was real but the moon is not. Robin read that they are trying to get to another black box but it's not accessible yet. Robin said the engineer claims he was going 10 miles per hour when he entered the station. Robin said the guy has no recollection of the crash.
Robin read a story about a 21 year old Australian man who was bitten on his penis by a venomous spider for the second time. Robin said he was using a work site portable toilet when he got bitten. Robin said he was bitten in the same location another time. Howard said that's the crazy thing about real life. Howard said in the comic books you have something cool happen. He said in real life nothing happens. Jesse said he's been bitten by 1200 species of spiders just for training.
Howard asked Jesse about Stephen Hawking. He said he has said we should not contact Aliens because they might kill us. Jesse said the odds are there has to be some kind of life out there. He said he thinks if you look at Stephen Hawking you might think there is Alien life out there.
Robin read a story about Wonder Woman and how she's bisexual. Howard said he didn't know that. Jesse said he knew that. Robin said they didn't know. Jesse said that invisible lasso of her's is tough to get out of. Howard asked if this is a new thing in the comic. Robin said they are saying that they never said she was straight. Howard said she is a 10 on scale of 10. Jesse said she is way up there but he doesn't use a scale of 10. He rates them on a scale of alien species.
Robin read a story about Lindsay Lohan and how she cut her finger off while hauling in the anchor of a boat. Robin said she fell overboard and the anchor sliced off part of her finger. Robin said her friends found the finger and a plastic surgeon was able to reattach it. Robin said TMZ has some of the graphic images.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if the governor recognizes the name Jim File. Jesse said he does. Howard had the guy cut to the chase. Howard asked if he has any information. The caller said he confessed to being one of the shooters. Howard said he doesn't know about that. Jesse said that 12 guys a month admit to being part of the group. Jesse went into a conspiracy theory about the missing 3 frames of the Zapruder film and how some crazy stuff happened in those 3 frames. He said that there was a fire fight that took place. He said Jackie Kennedy also took down 3 of the assassins in those three frames.
Robin read about a shooting at a strip club in Mount Vernon, New York. Robin read about the club and wondered why they call them ''gentlemen's clubs.'' Howard said there are no gentlemen there. Jesse said he goes in a top hat and tux. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Howard wondered if anyone is going to go see James Adomian in concert. Jesse said he monitors what he does. Howard asked if Jesse will. Jesse said he monitors what he does. Howard gave James some plugs since he was doing the Jesse impression.
Robin read a story about Kim Kardashian being robbed at gun point over in Paris. Robin said that she was physically unharmed but she was shaken. Robin had some details about Kanye West rushing off stage when he found out about the robbery. Robin said this came a week after a man tried to kiss her butt on a red carpet. Jesse said he's accosted him before too.
Robin read a story about Arnold Schwarzenegger doing some stuff with the son who he had with his housekeeper. Robin said he seems to really like this kid. Robin said the kid is 19 years old now. Robin said the kid was drinking over in Germany with Arnold. The drinking age over there is 16. Jesse said he thinks it should be 14. Jesse said he has a theory that Robin is a hologram. He said she may have died on the operating table and they have a hologram. He said he's only asking the question. He had Fred play Robin's news theme forward and backward and it had him saying ''Robin is a hologram'' backwards.
Howard asked Jesse for his theory on Prince's death and how some people are saying that he may have been killed. Jesse said he's very popular in Minnesota and if he had a musical issue he'd call Prince. He said that he wasn't an actual royal title either. He said he did have a compound like he has a compound. He said he wore purple to avoid being seen by the CIA.
Robin read a story about Eric Clapton selling some Gerhard Richter art. Robin said he bought it in a lot of paintings in 2001 and he's been selling them off for a lot of money. Howard said that kind of painting drives him nuts. He said they sell for so much and it looks like dripping paint. Robin also mentioned that Eric Clapton is the only person to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame three times. Howard guessed at the three groups he was in to be inducted.
Howard asked Jesse for his thoughts on the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie break up. Jesse said that this is touching on a story that people don't want to get out there. He had a long explanation about it being about Fight Club. Howard did a live commercial read a short time later.
Robin read a story about these clown sightings that are happening around the country. Robin said they're in their area now. Robin said two Long Island schools were put on lock down last week. Robin said some people just run around in clown costumes. Robin read that the clowns have been seen in New York and in New Jersey. Robin said that they're urging caution when you see a clown.
Howard took a call from Bobo who asked Jesse what he thinks about Plum Island. Jesse said he thinks the problem with that island is that it's been out there in the sun a long time and now it's a prune island. Howard asked what he thinks about Trump being tied to Putin and possibly Cuba. Jesse said he endorsed his general personality but he could be KGB. He said it could be the FSA or the new Russian KGB or whatever they call it. He said this could be on the scale of a Jason Bourne film.
Robin read that it's the first Monday in October so what does that mean. Howard said it's his wedding anniversary. He said he got married in 2008. Howard said it has to be like 8 years now. Robin said it is his 8th anniversary. Howard said that's right. Jesse said this is his anniversary too. He said 3 years ago he realized what was going on in the WWE ring wasn't real.
Robin asked Howard what the first Monday in October is. Howard and Jesse took some guesses. Robin said it's when the Supreme Court reconvenes. Robin said they are short handed because there are only 8 Supreme Court Justices. Robin said they are not allowing Obama to name someone. Jesse said he thinks they only have 7 because he has proof that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a lobster. Howard said he doesn't get why they're not letting Obama choose. Howard said that he has the right to choose and that's his job.
Howard asked Jesse if he watches The Bachelor. Jesse said he has seen it. He said there's something there that doesn't hold together. He said that it could be an ISIS sleeper cell. Howard said that's ridiculous. Jesse told him to show him the documents.
Robin read a story about the Vice Presidential debate that's happening tomorrow night. Robin said Mike Pence will take on Tim Kaine. Jesse said if he were Trump he would fire his campaign manager and bring in Mr. Fuji.
Robin read a story about the Pope saying that people should cast their votes with their consciences this November. He has told people to pray over the election.
Robin asked Jesse about Hillary Clinton's health. Jesse said he thinks she's having an episode. He said it's a must watch episode of television. Jesse said that she may have been dead for a long time and it's actually Paul McCartney out on the campaign trail.
Robin read a story about how Russians are possibly hacking our election. Howard said if that's the case then we're a third world nation.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who asked Jesse if there are any conspiracy theories about Howard hanging up on her. Howard hung up on Mariann and did a live commercial read. Howard gave James Adomian some more plugs after the commercial read.
Robin had some news about tainted water so that led to fake Jesse talking about his theories about how all of the water in this country is tainted.
Robin had some news about the election and had some audio clips for Howard to play.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he forgot what he called for because he was on hold so long. Jesse said that's mind control. The caller brought up Government Mule playing for the Beatles special so Howard got in a plug for that.
Howard said he's shocked that Jesse isn't running. Jesse said he might run. He said Howard will be his running mate. Howard thanked him for that.
Robin had some audio of Donald Trump talking about the latest polls. Robin said that Hillary seems to have a lead but Trump thinks he's leading according to some polls he's referred to but no one is sure which poll that is.
Robin read a story about a woman who announced on Alaska television about how she was going to fight for marijuana legalization. Robin said that she has been arrested and she's facing a lot of time in prison. Robin said that she opened a business called the Anchorage cannabis Club and she's facing 54 years in prison.
Robin read that the Mets are in the playoffs as well. Robin wrapped up and Howard gave some plugs to James Adomian. Howard wrapped up and ended the show around 11:05am.
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Howard started the show playing a clip of Beetlejuice telling them who is on the show today. He said Medicated Pete is in today. Howard said that was Beetle who is bad as can. Howard said Pete is there already. He said he has a segment to do with Pete. He said if you're a fan you'll like this. Howard said he gets on a train once or twice a month and goes to Pittsburgh. He lives with a lesbian couple and they've taken him in like a stray cat. Howard said he was on tour with the Stars of Satellite Radio and he met this couple. Howard asked Pete to come in but Gary said he had to go to the bathroom. Howard said this takes a while to explain anyway.
Howard said this lesbian couple was at this show and one of the women was a fan of the show. Her partner doesn't like the show but she likes Pete. He said they invited him to visit their house and he goes to visit for a week at a time. They take him to strip clubs and stuff. He said they spend money on Pete and it costs them a couple hundred bucks every time.
Pete came in after washing his hands in the bathroom. Howard said Pete's mom told them that he showers like 45 minutes a day. Howard said he jerks off with the soap in the shower. Howard said then the mom uses the soap. Howard asked how he's doing. Howard kept asking what's up and Pete just kept laughing and asking what was up with him.
Robin said she said hi to Pete and he said ''What's up?'' to her. Pete said that's his mantra. Howard said Pete has Periscope and he goes on and doesn't say a word. He said he just reads what people write about him. Howard asked how many followers he has. Pete said he's not sure but it's quite a few. He said sometimes they write stuff. Howard asked if he has more than 10 people watching. Pete said it might be 15-20. Howard said the thing with Pete is that there's never anything up. Pete said that's his safety question.
Howard said this is sad watching Pete washing his hands. He said it's torturous. Howard played a clip of Shuli talking to Pete about his hand washing. Pete explained how he washes them 10-15 minutes and it's multiple times. He said sometimes it's 5 times. Pete has to push himself away from the sink at some point. Pete told Shuli he could be there all day if he didn't.
Howard said everything he does is interesting. He said he could wash his hands on Periscope. Howard said he actually has 25,000 followers so he does have some people to watch.
Howard asked Pete about the lesbian couple. Pete said he met them at a gig in Pittsburgh. He said they're very nice people. Howard said Pete drinks a bunch of milk so they have to buy a lot. Howard said it's not that good for you. He said it makes you phlegmy. He said maybe that's why he sniffs so much. Pete said it has calcium in it. Howard asked if he drinks it out of the bottle. Pete said he drinks it out of a glass.
Howard had a clip and this woman OJ talking about the milk they have to have in the house. OJ said Pete will have breakfast and then they go out to dinner after she gets home from work. Howard said they keep him in a dog crate. Howard asked if it's weird that they have him in the house. Pete said it does feel weird. He said they're nice people so it's cool they're taking him in. Pete said he enjoys it. Howard asked if they leave him alone in the house. Pete said they are gone by 6 in the morning and they must trust him. Pete said he will listen to the show while they're away. Howard asked if he goes through their drawers. Pete said not at all. He said he doesn't do anything like that.
Howard asked if there are any rules there. Pete said he has to respect the house. Howard played another clip of OJ talking about how they wash his clothes and they have to pick them up off the floor. Robin said he should be washing their clothes.
Howard said Pete jerks off in their shower. Howard played a clip of Pete talking to someone about that. Pete said he finishes on himself. Howard said he spends a lot of time doing that. Pete said ''yeah.'' Howard said that's his gift to them.
Howard had OJ on the phone. Howard asked if he ever has sex with them. Pete said no. He said he has his own room there in their house. OJ asked Pete what's up. Howard asked if there's ever anything more than ''what's up'' with Pete. OJ said they have deep conversations. Pete asked OJ what's up. OJ asked how it's going. Pete said it's good. He didn't have much else to say. Pete asked how her weekend was. OJ said it was a little boring without Pete. Howard said this must go on for an entire weekend.
Howard asked OJ what her problem is that she needs Pete around. OJ said her girl and her work a lot and they don't have a lot of time. She doesn't have family there so she adopted Pete. She said it's been about a year now. She said it's a good hang out with him. Howard asked what it costs to have him there. OJ said it might be a few hundred. Howard said it's all so weird. He said he really doesn't care. OJ said he's cool and they like to have him around. Howard said maybe they can get a dog instead. OJ said the dog might be abused if they're not around. Howard said this is like a Medicated Three's Company.
Howard asked why Pete even goes home. Pete said it's a nice experience. Howard asked if they just tell him when to leave. Pete said they tell him. Howard said otherwise he'd just stay there. OJ said he schedules it ahead of time. She said Pete lets her know when he wants to leave. OJ said Pete knows they need to get back to what they do. She said he comes back the next month.
Howard asked if OJ would want High Pitch Erik or Beetlejuice at her house. OJ said she doesn't think she'd have High Pitch at her house. Howard thanked her for the insight. He said he thinks he's done now.
Howard said this is a funny clip. He said they found out he doesn't know if he's circumcised or not. Howard played the clip and Pete said he wasn't sure and he might be uncircumcised. OJ said she has seen it and she knows and he is circumcised. Pete said he doesn't know the difference. Howard asked if he ever asked his mom or dad. Howard said they cut off the tip of the skin. He asked if he's never seen pictures. Pete asked if there's a better option. Howard asked what the fuck? Robin asked if he has to pull back skin on his penis. Pete said he does. Howard told Robin to look at it and tell him. Pete went over and showed it to Robin who said ''It's circumcised you nut case!''
Gary said Shuli told him this is Pete's move to show off his penis. Howard played a clip of Pete talking about walking around naked showing off his penis in the locker room at a gym. Pete said he does like to show it off if he has something to show off.
Howard said that's all he's got. Robin said he's showing it off to guys. Howard said Pete doesn't care if he's showing it to guys. Howard said he thinks he'd go home with anyone who makes a move on him. Pete laughed. Howard said they hid a microphone on Pete and one of the guys offered him a hand job and he was open to it. Pete laughed again.
Howard said this is a clip of Pete getting drunk at a show. He was talking about how he wanted some pussy. Pete said pussy is wonderful and he hasn't experienced it in a long time. Robin told Pete not to get drunk. Howard said he hasn't gotten laid in 7 years. Robin asked if it's really that long. Pete said it is. Howard said he has a big cock too.
Howard took a call from a guy who told Pete that there are people who don't have access to clean water and he's wasting time washing his hands 50 times. He said he has to be able to get it under control. He said he should go to therapy. Howard said he has no money. The caller said he lives off of tax payer dollars so he should be able to get therapy. Howard said his zipper is still open and he can still see his cock. Pete said he doesn't realize he's wasting so much water. He doesn't think about it.
Howard said Pete is like anything free he's going to take advantage of it. The caller said he wouldn't have access to that water in a third world country. Howard said he hasn't gotten laid in 7 years either so he's wasting his cock too.
Howard said today is Pete's lucky day today. He said he's going to do something nice for him. He said he was thinking about what he could do. When they get back he's going to make Pete's dream come true. He said he has to take a break first. Howard kept saying he's going to make his dream come true and Fred played ''Dreams do come true on the Howard Stern Show'' clips. Howard said he went out and got a vagina so he can let Pete fuck him. Howard asked Pete what he thinks his dream is. Pete said he doesn't know. He said he'll be surprised with it. Howard said that's the idea. Pete said a girl would be his dream come true. Robin said she'd like to see Howard make that happen. Howard said he's going to make his dream come true after the break. Pete said he can't wait for this. He said he's getting excited. Pete said he can sit in suspense. Robin said he's not disappointed yet. Howard said his dream has never come true so he's going to do this for him. Howard did a live commercial read and then went to break.
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Howard had Kendra come in. Howard asked Pete if she's super hot. Pete said she is. Howard said she's really hot. Howard said the guys are all in love with her. Howard said she's known as ''The Library Girl.'' Howard said she was in college at Oregon State and went to the library and in the library she used the computer and undressed in the library. Howard said she got expelled for that. Howard said she lost her college education because of that. Kendra said she was done anyway. Howard said he watched the whole video and it's very sexy. Howard said he thought it was a set up but it was real. Howard said she showed her boobs and was masturbating in the library.
Howard said Kendra did her first porn and he watched it last night. Howard said it was fabulous. Howard said in the porn she's living at home with her father. Howard asked if her parents are still cool with her. Kendra said they are.
Howard said Kendra has huge boobs. She said they're a G-cup. Howard said in her porn she goes down to see her father's friend at the house and then she takes the guy and puts his hand on her boob. Howard said then she blows the guy. Howard asked if she's doing another porn. She said she has another scene coming out this month. She said she's doing it for Vixen.com. Howard said they have some high quality stuff.
Howard said Kendra was hit with a public indecency fine. She said she only had a $1,000 fine. She said it's weird applying for stuff because she has to tell them about the indecency thing. Howard said she's something else.
Howard said Pete is staring at Kendra. Howard said he's really into her. Howard said Pete came 3 times already. Howard asked Kendra if she measured Pete's penis. Kendra said she did. She said they wanted her to confirm how big it was. She said it was bigger when she did it than when he did it there. She said it was almost 7 inches. She said she used a tape measure to do that. Howard asked Pete if she touched it. Pete said she just measured it. Howard asked if Kendra was impressed with the size. Kendra said she was.
Howard said what they have arranged is Kendra to go on a date with Pete. Pete said ''Really?'' He asked if he was fucking kidding him. Howard said not at all. Pete asked if he's fucking kidding. Howard asked if he is. Pete wasn't sure if he was kidding. Robin said he was going to make his dream come true. Pete said it is pretty cool.
Howard said JD is in love with Kendra and Memet is jealous. Howard said Memet is so angry over this. Howard asked how old Kendra was when she lost her virginity. She said she was 15 and it was so bad. She said that it was boring. Howard asked if she started doing chicks. Kendra said eventually she did.
Howard said Memet was hanging out in the hall trying to get to meet Kendra. Howard asked Kendra what she will do with the date tody. Kendra said she's going to go out to eat. Howard asked Pete what he thinks. Pete said he's up for a big task here. He said he had better come through with the eating. Howard said he just wanted to make his dream come true.
Howard asked Kendra if she can find Pete attractive at all. Kendra said yes. Robin said she has to work on her acting more. Kendra said she thinks he can enjoy her lunch with Pete. Howard said he hopes they have a good time with that. Howard said they'll send some guys along with them to tape it.
Howard gave Kendra some plugs for her new porn which is on Vixen.com. Howard had some audio from her porn. She was doing the BJ scene with the father's friend. Howard was playing along and answering her when she asked the guy to say he wanted his cock in her mouth.
Howard asked how it was doing the scene. She said it's a lot more work than people think. Howard said it looked like she had an orgasm on film. He said it looked real. Kendra said it wasn't real. She was confusing Howard because she said it was real but it wasn't real.
Howard had Pete talk to Kendra a little bit. He asked her how work is going. He said it's good to see her again. Pete quickly ran out of things to say. He said it was good to see her again. Kendra said he had her last name right. Howard said he's smother than JD. Howard had JD try talking to her. JD said hi but he said he didn't want to do this. Howard asked if he would dump his girlfriend for her. JD said he can't do that.
Howard said he has more of Kendra's porn. He played audio of her having sex with the guy. She was making some odd noises so Howard asked if Robin ever sounds like that. Robin said no.
Howard asked if Kendra has ever been with a friend of her father's in real life. Kendra said no. Howard said she's a pretty cool chick. Howard said dreams do come true. Pete said this is very exciting.
Howard said Memet is really angry about this. Howard had Memet come in. Memet said he's not angry. He said he's jealous. He said her porn is amazing. Memet said he didn't plan to beat off when he watched her porn. Howard said Memet thinks she should be modeling. Memet said he's not complaining about her being in porn. Memet told Pete he has to go for it tonight.
Howard asked how many times he's beat off to the porn. Memet said he did it once and then 10 minutes later he watched more of it and he did it again. He said he has done it twice. Kendra said that's what she wants. Memet said he's happy for Pete but upset for himself. Howard told him to go back into the hall and be upset there.
Howard said Ronnie looks excited about this too. Howard said Pete has a shot here. Ronnie said he should make the move right away. Howard said don't get into the friend zone. Howard asked if he's going to show his penis again. Pete said sure.
Howard asked if Pete has a shot at her. Pete said hell no. Howard asked Kendra if she thinks he has a shot. Kendra said she likes all kinds of guys. Howard said he knows she said he's not her type but he's nobody's type. Howard said if he's nice enough maybe something could happen. Kendra said maybe. Ronnie told Pete to lose the glasses. He said he has nice eyes. Howard said he has the eyes of a serial killer.
Pete said he likes poetry so he can become sappy. Howard asked if he could get her with a good poem. Kendra said yes. Howard said he wanted to make Pete's dream come true. Howard said she is one of his dreams even though he forgot her. Ronnie said that Kendra works at strip clubs and she's into girls. He said he should take her to a strip club for lunch. He said they can have some drinks, turn her on and then make his fucking move dude. Howard said he might have something there. Ronnie said Rick's is open at 11 o'clock and they serve a real lunch there. Howard said Kendra will probably hook up with a chick there.
Howard said seriously if they're at a strip club Pete might have a better shot at her than at a regular place. Kendra said probably. Howard said Ronnie has good ideas. Robin said he did come up with that. Howard asked Pete what he thinks. Pete said that's pretty cool. Robin said even if he doesn't get it he'll still have fun.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Kendra's nipples are still pierced. Kendra said she likes the look. She said she is self conscious of her nipples because people make fun of them. She said that they call her pepperoni nipples. She said that she likes them pierced better.
Howard asked Robin if she has pepperoni nipples. Robin said she doesn't know. She said no one has called her that. Ronnie asked if they can have a preview. Howard said he's so creepy. He said that every guy is moving in on Pete's girl. Howard said watch her movie and you can see her nipples.
Howard gave Kendra more plugs for Vixen.com and then took a call from a guy who said they have to get Ronnie out of there. He said his voice is ruining it.
Howard took another call from a guy who said that Kendra and Pete both have something in common, they both like to masturbate in libraries. He asked Pete if he can self fellate. Pete said he can't. He said it looks like he can get close to it but he can't. Pete said his neck doesn't reach. Howard asked if he has gotten it in his mouth. Pete said he doesn't know if he can get it in or not. Ronnie told him to try throwing his legs behind his head.
Howard gave Kendra some more plugs and said that you can see her on AdultEmpire.com too. Howard said Pete doesn't seem so excited about this. Pete said he is. He said he's overwhelmed.
Ronnie asked if Pete has a hard on now. Pete said no but Howard had him stand up and it looked like he did. Howard said look what's going on. Howard told Pete not to waste his whole date washing his hands. Howard said he should concentrate on her pepperoni nipples. Howard wished them luck and went to break after that.
Howard said he had his anniversary yesterday. Robin asked if it was romantic. Howard said they had a romantic weekend but yesterday they were too busy to do anything. Howard said Beth just got back from shooting the Kitten Bowl thing. Howard said they have over 100 kittens that they use in the bowl. Howard said you can adopt one today and watch it on TV. Howard said Beth was consumed with the whole thing and they got a bunch adopted.
Howard said it's been 8 years they've been married. Howard said they've been together for 16 years. Benjy asked which wedding this is for. Howard said they celebrate both. He said the family one was in August and the public one was October. Howard said it's very complicated.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said she saw a picture that Beth posted. She said the fans love them. Howard said he took that picture. He said he set up a timer. He said Beth asked for a picture and that's one he took like 2 years ago. Mariann told him to stop knocking himself about his looks. Mariann said she can't believe they're doing a 4th Kitten Bowl. Mariann told Robin to follow Beth because she has so many great pictures. Howard thanked her for the call and let her go.
Howard said they had a beautiful kitten that some asshole hung from a tree. Howard said he wonders how you're so emotionally bankrupt to do that. Howard said the kitten survived and made its way to them. Howard said the kitten likes people and you wouldn't think it would. Howard said people can't be nice to animals. He said there's something wrong with our whole universe.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he appreciates the show. He said he started listening about a month ago. He said he is addicted to it. Howard said that's beautiful. The caller said the show keeps him rolling for hours. Robin asked if he can believe people are just discovering them. Howard said he can actually. Howard said they've been around in the 80s, 90s and more and they're in the paper all the time but this guy CJ just found them. CJ said there are a lot of listeners out there. Howard asked where he's driving today. CJ said he's in Texas today and he'll go drop off his load and then get more. He said sometimes he does 700 miles a day or so. The guy's phone connection dropped so Howard lost him. Howard said he wanted to talk to that guy.
Howard said in this clip Debbie tells them what she's been up to. Howard played a clip of her on the show talking about drinking loads and keeping them. She said it's a sin to waste. Howard told her he was going to throw up talking about that.
Howard played another clip where Shuli was talking to Debbie about how many blow jobs and loads she's doing. She said she's done up to 40 in a week. She said that's a normal week for her. She said she has to do it. Debbie said she doesn't really fuck. It's mainly giving head. Howard said he's not sure how old she is but she's still doing it.
Howard played another clip of Debbie talking about how she missed out for 2 days and she feels sick when she's not getting it. She had been replenishing so she was feeling better. Howard said she thinks she needs to drink jizz every day. He said she even said she would even do High Pitch Erik. Howard played a clip of her talking about how she thought about Erik and masturbated to him. She said she wants to milk Erik's prostate by sticking four fingers up his ass.
Gary said Sal got an email from her the other day saying her dream may be over if Erik has a girlfriend. Howard said that would be great to see Erik having sex with a woman.
Howard said he's been following Erik's antics. Howard said he's announced he wants to run for mayor and he wants Donnie Wahlberg to be his police commissioner.
Howard played a clip of Erik talking about what he would do if he was mayor of New York. He said he'd have Donnie as his commissioner and Trump as his president. Howard asked who is watching that Periscope other than them. Robin asked how many followers Pete has. Howard said it's like 25,000. He said it's crazy.
Howard asked Memet what's going on with him. He said he thought he was cleaning up. Memet said he has to drink to talk to girls at the bar. He said he's shy so he can't talk. He said he can't remember even doing this clip. He said he blacked out at some point. Howard played more audio of Memet passing out in bed at home. Memet was mumbling and making weird noises as he was passing out. Robin gave that an ''Oh my.''
Howard said that's a good Periscope. By that point Memet was asleep. Memet said he blacked out and the next morning he felt like death. He said he doesn't recommend drinking. He said don't do shots if you don't drink. Memet doesn't remember how he even got home. Memet apologized to Howard. Howard said he has to get his life together. Howard let him go after that.
Howard said Ronnie recorded a sex tip and it might be the most disgusting one ever. Howard said he thinks that's Memet's move to say he doesn't have a personality. Howard said he isn't sure what his story is.
Howard said he has this Ronnie sex tip and he's going to play it for Robin. He said he thinks this is something he is really doing. Howard played the clip and Ronnie said you take your girl and lay her on her stomach. He said then you run your finger down her back down to her asshole. He said it's a very sensitive spot. He said you circle it around and then you decide if you want to stick your cock in her ass or her vagina. Howard asked what woman is allowing him to do this. He said he feels like his whole staff should be in prison. Howard said Ronnie is sniffling in the clip too. Howard asked if it's as creepy as he thinks. Robin said it is. She said he puts on that creepy voice too.
Howard played another one where Ronnie talked about laying a girl on her stomach and then you start to tickle her thigh near her vagina. He said she'll be squirming and then you shove your cock in there and pump her as hard as you can.
Howard was going to talk to Ronnie about it but he was down getting their guest. Howard played another one where Ronnie talked about rubbing your cock on a girl's tits. He said you start to titty fuck her and then tell her you're going to drop your load in her mouth. Howard said sex is disgusting with Ronnie. Robin said that one got to her. She said she had to stop listening after the first part. Robin said he said something about something coming out of his dick. Howard said Charles Manson just vomited. Howard said he likes that Ronnie is escorting Ben Stiller in there.
Howard played a song parody about Ronnie and his creepy sex tips. Ronnie showed up so Howard talked to him about the creepy sex tip. He had to replay it for him because Ronnie hadn't heard it. It was the one where he talked about tickling the thigh and shoving his cock in her. Howard said he didn't understand that one. Ronnie said it turns them on to tickle them down there. Ronnie talked about the pre-cum and that grossed Robin out again. Gary said just to let them know the speaker is turned off in the green room where Ben Stiller is. Ronnie said Ben likes him.
Howard played the sex tip where Ronnie talked about rubbing his cock on the woman's nipples. Howard said this is the one that grossed Robin out. Howard said she's getting nauseous hearing that. Ronnie said that any guy who has dated Robin and didn't titty fuck her there's something wrong with. Robin said she has never been titty fucked. Ronnie said there's something wrong there. Robin said the way he talks in those tips is so creepy.
Howard said he met a guy who is into those sex tips. He said it was Bill Cosby. Ronnie said Jimmy Kimmel loves his sex tips. Howard said Jimmy isn't using them. Ronnie said he told him that he almost got beat up by his wife when he tried one of his tips. Ronnie said Molly punched him when he tried it. Howard said they should play them with horror music under them.
Howard took a call from a woman who asked if Ronnie understands that women pretend when it comes to sex. She said the only reason a woman moans is because they can control a maniac like him. Robin said that she doesn't want anything rubbed between her breasts. The caller said that a man rubbing her on the thigh might not work for her but she'll pretend that it's right because they've been taught to do that. Ronnie asked why the woman is soaking wet then. He said he's tested this stuff and there's no bullshit going on. The caller said someone should introduced him to a clit. Ronnie said she hasn't heard all of his sex tips. He said he's done some about the clit.
Howard said he likes that Ronnie thinks Jimmy actually tried his sex tips. Howard said Ronnie claims that he's tried these tips out. Ronnie said they have worked over the years with different women.
Howard said this caller is making a good point. Howard said she's saying that she'll put up with stupid tickling to get him off.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Ronnie's tips work. He picked up and the guy was doing an impression of Ronnie. He was telling Howard that the tips are great and he loves them. Howard said he's got a supporter there.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked what's wrong with Ronnie. He asked who he's trying this stuff on. Howard said he has a fiancee. Howard asked what's going on with the wedding. Ronnie said they are looking at places.
Howard took another call from a guy who asked if Ronnie thinks of himself like Dr. Ruth. Ronnie said no. The guy asked who his target audience is. Ronnie said ''You.''
Howard took a call from a guy who said that he agree with the tickling thing. He said he thinks he's 100 percent right. Howard said he has another fan. Howard had to take a break after that.
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Howard came back and said that Green Day will be in tomorrow. He said Ben Stiller is there. He said he and Ben went to dinner once. Howard said he went to dinner with him recently. Ben said it was a little less than a year ago. Howard said he had a good time. He said he's not sure if Ben did. Howard asked how much he can take of him. Ben said he had a good time too. Howard said they brought their wives. Howard said Beth was in Flirting with Disaster with Ben.
Howard said Ben is there today and he's there to promote something that guys should know about. Howard said this is a serious health issue. Ben said he's there to talk about prostate cancer. He had it when he was 48. He said he was diagnosed and it came out of the blue for him. Howard said 48 is kind of young for that. Ben said it is. Howard said he got tested early but the recommendation is that you get a PSA test at 50. Ben said they say that you should discuss it at 50. He said he started at 46 and if he hadn't he still wouldn't know.
Howard said it's part of a blood test. Ben said it is. He said it's a screener for prostate cancer. Howard asked if there was prostate cancer in his family. Ben said no. He said he's not in the high risk group. He said black men and men of Scandinavian descent are.
Howard said he didn't know about this PSA test. Ben said they started it in the 80s and they stared detecting it earlier. He said there is controversy about it. He said not everyone needs to be treated in the same way though.
Howard asked why he's talking about it and why now. Ben said he feels the test saved his life. Robin asked why the doctor was testing him so early. Ben said his doctor feels it's good to test men in their mid 40s.
Howard said he usually gets a prostate check yearly and he gets the finger up his butt. Howard said it's a necessary evil. Ben said the PSA test is a ''prostate specific antigen'' that can show when there might be something off. Howard asked if the finger showed anything off. Ben said no. He said the PSA was a little high. He said that he asked if he had sex in the past 3 days and that was no. He tested him again and then in 6 months. Howard asked if he was worried. Ben said that he wasn't. He said 6 months later he was tested again. He said he still didn't want to hear about prostate cancer.
Howard said prostate cancer is slow moving. Ben said it's one of the most deadly but also one of the most curable. He said one in 7 men are diagnosed with it. Howard said the freaky thing is that you worry about becoming incontinent or impotent. Ben said those are the worries. He said cum guzzling Debbie can't milk you...
Howard said when he talked to Rudy Giuliani he didn't get the operation. He had radiation treatments. Howard said while this was going on with Ben what's the next step. Ben said he talked to his wife about it. He said he got worried after the second time. Ben said that it brings up so much in your life. He said the way it happens is you go from one test to the next. He said that you have to reorient yourself. Ben said it makes you think.
Howard said he thinks he's going to die whenever he hears anything bad. Howard said he would worry about never being able to have sex again. Howard said he knows a lot of guys who have had prostate cancer and they have to wear a diaper for about a year. Ben said it's different for everybody. Howard said that he'd worry about the operation. Ben said he had to get the operation but not everyone does.
Howard said Ben's surgeon is there. He said his name is Dr. Ted Shaffer. Howard had him come in. Howard asked if Ben didn't talk about it because he didn't want people to think he was ill. Ben said he didn't know what was going to happen. He said he was scared. He said it just stops everything in your life. He said you can't plan for a movie or anything.
Howard asked how he found his doctor. Ben said his internist sent him to this guy named Pat Walsh who is the Godfather of Prostate Cancer.
Howard asked what happened next. He asked if the shoved a tube up his penis. Ben said he did have to have a catheter after the operation. Ben said he had to go to a urologist. Howard said he won't go because he doesn't think he can handle having a tube up his penis. Ben said he went to the urologist who stuck his finger up his butt and he didn't feel anything. He had an MRI and then he had to get a biopsy. He said that is not fun. He said they stick a needle up your butt and you're awake for that. He said they want you to see what's going on. He said they have to take 10 samples for that. He said it's like a giant needle they stick in there. Ben said that he was told sometimes they don't get the numbing thing right. Howard said this is the horror of prostate cancer. Ben said he didn't even know if he had it yet. He said this was just testing to see if he had it.
Ben said he had the biopsy and it was just weird. Howard asked how he kept it all secret. Ben said he has to talk about it now because it's part of who he is. He said no one wants to talk about it either. Howard said it's good to talk about it with someone like Ben. He said it gets the word out.
Ben said he talked to Robert De Niro about it because he had prostate cancer too. He said he recommended him to his urologist. He said he eventually met Ted. Howard asked how old Ted is. Ted said he's 43. He said he's done about 2000 prostate operations. Ben said you can get different types. He said they can go in from the front below the belly button or with a small incision. Ben said he had his done robotically.
Howard said Giuliani had the radiation thing done to him. Howard said he thinks he'd want to do that. Howard asked how Ben is doing now. Dr. Ted said he's doing well now. Howard said the prostate thing is screwy because you can wait 20 years and have fine sexual function and not do anything. Dr. Ted said it depends on many things. He said Ben had an intermediately aggressive cancer. Ben and Ted explained how you can live with some for a while and not do anything about it. Howard said that he would have the surgery too if he had what Ben had.
Howard said if you opt for the surgery do you dribble for a year. Ben said he didn't have that problem. He said you want to go to a surgeon who is going to preserve everything he can. Howard asked what his biggest fear was. Ben said he was diagnosed on a Friday the 13th and then he had to heal up before the surgery. He said he just wanted to get it out. He said the morning of the surgery was really scary.
Howard said he'd be worried about never being able to have sex again. Ben said he did have sex the night before the operation. He said his wife was kind enough to do that for him. Howard said he would do that too. He said if he couldn't get it up he'd be so depressed. Ben said he was also grateful. He said he felt like he was very lucky as he found out more about prostate cancer. He said that some people discover it too late. He said he felt he was very lucky. Ben said he thinks everyone should get the PSA test done in their mid-40s. He said he thinks the guidelines should be changed. Dr. Ted said he agrees.
Ben said he had another doctor who was telling him about what could happen. He said that he just wanted to be alive so all of that stuff wasn't so important. Howard said he thinks he's more focused on the sexual function but then he was thinking that maybe he would want to be alive.
Ben said that many doctors tell you that they'll preserve the sexual function but he'd rather have all of the cancer gone. Howard said the seeds thing wasn't an option for Ben. Dr. Ted said Ben was very young but the seeds work but only for about a decade. He said after they stop working it's hard to do an operation. He said it's very had to preserve sexual function and urination. Howard asked Ben if all of that is working for him. Ben said it is. Howard said he must be a great surgeon. Ben said when he got his first erection they all celebrated. Ben said he got one like the night after the surgery. Howard asked if that's typical. Ted said it's not. Howard asked if there was a hot nurse in the room. Ben said no but he may have been willing it to happen.
Howard asked if it was as strong as before. Ben said it took a while to come back. He said the nerves are changed so it changes the experience of what an orgasm feels like. Ben said it's great but it is different. Ben said there is no ejaculate. Dr. Ted said the prostate is gone so there is no ejaculate. He said you can have an erection and you feel the same but there is no ejaculate. Ben said it's totally fine. He said it's a very interesting experience.
Robin asked if he masturbates. Ben asked if Robin does. He said it's all the same but there's nothing that comes out.
Howard said he didn't know the whole prostate is removed. Dr. Ted said it's not very big. He said they take it all out to make sure he doesn't get cancer. Howard asked why he has a good experience and some don't. Ted said that 2 percent of men over 50 have erectile dysfunction. He said the cancer can grow into the nerves and it can cause the problem when it's removed. He said they did a good job with Ben. Ben said just 20 years ago it would be a different thing.
Howard said that Ben had a great result. Ted said he really did. Ben said the PSA test is why they're diagnosing it early. He said the problem is that some people get over treatment.
Howard said poor Ben. Howard said he must have shut down emotionally. Ben said he talked to close friends about it. He said it's a really strange experience. Ben said they told him they got the cancer but they don't know until the first PSA test after the surgery. He said then they do another one a month or so later. Ben said he saved his Band-Aid when he got the next test done just to remind him how good it felt. Ben said that you appreciate life more when you get through that kind of thing. Howard said it's good he waited two years to talk about it. He said you wait to see how you're doing psychologically. Ben said he felt it should be talked about because if he didn't have it done he might not be there to talk about it.
Howard said this must be a kick in the ass and you must wonder why it happened to you. Ben said you do think like that. Howard asked if he thought that it was because of something he did when he was younger. Ben said you do think about that too. He said it's really just life being a crazy thing and this stuff just happens. Howard said his mother would ask him what he did wrong if something happened to him like that.
Howard asked Dr. Ted if he likes working on celebrities because he gets to see his penis. Howard asked if he takes special note of that. Dr. Ted said the day of the surgery they were super focused so they weren't thinking about it being off to the left a little or anything like that.
Robin said that you want to hear that the doctor is going to what's necessary rather than just what they can do. Howard asked Ben if he asked if he had worked on other celebrities. Ben said he doesn't think he did ask. He asked him if he has and Dr. Ted said he has.
Howard asked Dr. Ted about being the doctor for the NBA. Ted said that they get their physicals done at Northwestern so he does them there. He said now he can size them up to Ben. He said they check them for testicular cancer.
Howard asked Ben if he worries about cancer now. Ben said he does. He said that it doesn't mean that you won't get something else. He said you just don't know. Howard said Ben takes good care of himself but it doesn't really mean anything. Howard said he wouldn't think it was fair if he got something. Ben said there is no logic to it.
Robin said you do better if you're in good health. Ben said he did try to stay in good shape over the summer before his surgery.
Howard said Ben takes life pretty seriously. He said he takes the family and all of that seriously and he has a lot of stress. Ben said that could be a contributing factor.
Ben said he would talk to friends about the whole thing and he would tell guys his age that they should get checked. He said that's why he's there today. Howard said that guys should get the PSA test done. Robin asked if he had any other symptoms. Ben said he didn't. He said if he wasn't tested back then he still might not know.
Howard asked about African American men getting it more than white. Dr. Ted said it's about 1.8x more and when they do get it it's usually more aggressive. Howard said you have to do something about it if you're young enough.
Howard thanked Ben for doing this. Howard said it's not easy to talk about this when it comes to Hollywood. Howard said with him doing it like this it does bring an awareness. Howard said he knows some guys who have had it done and some have no problem with erections or diapers and others are miserable. Ben said it is a scary thing. He said most guys will get tested and they won't have to worry about it.
Howard asked if Ben auditioned for the movie My Cousin Vinny. Ben said he did. He said he had like 4 call backs and he tanked it on the last one. He said he was really nervous. He said he did well in the first few auditions and then he tightened up and blew it. Howard said that's probably where the cancer came from. Ben said he read for a movie called White Palace and blew that one too.
Howard asked Ben if he made a pact with god and said he was going to concentrate on the family and all of that. Ben said he did have one of those. He said he was on the table the morning of the surgery and it was all new people. He said they have you sign this thing that says if you die on the operating table and he just had to turn it over to the doctor.
Howard asked Dr. Ted if he was worried more with Ben than other people. Dr. Ted said you want to hit a home run with every patient. He said he likes to think he treats everyone like Ben.
Ben said he's going to tweet something out after the show and he'll have links to places you can find out more about prostate cancer. Howard said that's some story. Ben thanked Howard for talking about it. Ben said he's been thinking about doing this for a while. Howard said he's been telling him he wanted to come in. Ben said he just wasn't ready to talk about it. He said he wasn't sure how people would think about it. He said it felt right and it's part of who he is now. Ben said that you can keep it private but he wanted to have it out here because it is part of who he is.
Robin said someone out there will hear about this and they'll have the test and it will save their life. Howard asked if he buys his doctor a gift after. Ben said he wanted to. He said he wanted to buy him a car because he was so grateful. He said it's such a genuine feeling of gratefulness. Howard asked if Ted takes gifts. Ted said he does not. Ben said his internist is also the one who gave him the test so he was grateful to him. Robin said not all celebrities get good treatment. Howard said some don't. He said a lot of times there will be an animosity. Ted said Ben is just really smart about it. He reached out to friends who had it. He said Ben talks about that in his Medium piece.
Howard thanked Ben for doing this. He said that you should get the PSA test done. Howard gave Ted a plug too. Howard thanked Ben again for sharing this. He said he hopes everyone gets the word. Ben said it's something worth talking about. Howard said he's very grateful that he did this. Howard said they'll see what happens.
Howard asked Ben if he's working on anything. Ben said he's going to be doing a movie up in Montreal. He said he just did one with Sandler and Dustin Hoffman too. He said he and Adam play brothers and Dustin is their dad. He said it was great. He said Dustin played his dad in The Fockers too. He said he and Sandler did Happy Gilmore 20 years ago so this was great to do. Howard said he was on recently and they had a good time. Howard asked why Ben is smiling so much. Ben said it was just fun to be around each other. He said it's fun to go out with Dustin Hoffman and it makes you feel horrible about your career.
Howard asked Ben about the other movie. Ben said it's him and a young actor who plays his son. Howard said it must be great to be constantly working. Ben said he's trying not to constantly work. He said he tired to take 4-5 months off. He said he's not working too hard. Howard said he's glad he's alive. Howard said that's nothing to be screwed with. Howard said he's thrilled he talked about this. Howard said guys should get the PSA test. Howard said he's going to have his doctor test him in 10 minutes.
Howard thanked the guys again for talking about this. Howard said he clams up when he gets sick. They went to break after that. As they went to break they played a JD song parody and a couple of other bits. They also played Jewel's cover of ''Eleanor Rigby'' she recorded for the Revolver anniversary special.
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Howard said if you have a genital horror story then let them know. Howard said you can email them at contest@howardstern.com. Howard said it's genital horror stories. Robin asked if this is for Halloween. Howard said it might be. Howard said she's catching on. Howard said Kendra Sunderland might have one tomorrow.
Howard said they have some people sitting in this morning watching them. Howard said he has Joe there. He talked to him for a few and found out Joe and Don have been friends for 50 years. Howard said good for them. Howard asked how many guys stay friendly that long. Robin said people just don't stay in touch.
Howard asked what they do for a living. Joe said he's a venture capitalist. Howard said he's a shark tank kind of guy. Howard asked Don what he does. Don said he's a retired plumber. Howard said that's a good job to have. Don said it is. Howard said people will pay whatever to have their plumbing fixed. Howard said he might see some nasty stuff. Don said sometimes you do. Howard said if he was going to do something like that he'd be a plumber or an electrician. Howard asked Don if he ever banged a hot housewife. Don said he never did. He said his wife is listening so of course he never did.
Howard said if he was a plumber he would only do new construction. He said if he got the call to do a cesspool he'd say they were shit out of luck. Howard said it really is a good job. He said no one wants to shoot a plumber. Howard asked Don to give him some advice on his cesspool. Howard said he uses baby wipes to clean his asshole. Howard said he pokes his finger in there until there is no brown. Howard asked if it's dangerous to use them. Don said it could clog it up. Howard said he's not going in dry so he's going to keep poking. Don said he's a dry person. He doesn't use wipes. Howard said he had a big problem until he started using the wet wipes.
Howard asked if Don went to college. Don said he didn't. He said he went to school for 4 years. He said he did an apprenticeship.
Howard found out Don's son is a police officer in New York City. Howard said that's a tough job.
Howard asked Shuli about this. Shuli came in and said that she told him she really wants to do that. He said that she's worried about the girlfriends. Howard said they're not into Erik sexually. Howard said Erik sent a flirtatious video to John Stamos. Shuli said it's really creepy. Howard asked Erik if he's bisexual. Erik said no. Shuli said he picked Donnie over April on the couch in there the other day.
Howard asked Erik to pick John or Donnie. Erik said he would pick John because Donnie is married. Shuli asked if he would blow one of them or get a BJ from one of them. Erik said he would choose to get blown by John.
Shuli said that Debbie will be there in December so they can do that thing with Erik then. Howard asked if he has ever gotten blown. Erik said he got blown by that woman Amy. Shuli said that he got the BJ and then ended up threatening her.
Howard said they could sell out Radio City in 10 minutes with Erik getting blown by this Debbie. Howard said he heard that Erik was thinking of not coming to the Gathering of the Stupid. Erik said he is coming. Erik said he's also running for Mayor. Howard said that's all shtick. Howard said no one is going to vote for him. Erik said he's going to have a meeting with Governor Cuomo. Howard said that's never going to happen.
Gary said he has 20 pages of tweets that Erik sent to John Stamos and John never responded. He said Erik thinks they had twitter sex but John never answered him. Erik said he did like the video he made.
Erik said when he's mayor he's gong to do road construction at night. Howard said no one cares. He hung up on Erik.
Howard took a call from a woman who thanked him for having Ben in for the cancer thing. She said she was tested early for colon cancer and her life was saved. She said she was only 40. Howard said that's a tricky thing. The caller said go out and get tested.
Howard took another call from a woman who thanked him for having Ben on. She said she lost her husband at 44 years old to prostate cancer and he was only 41 when he got it. She said that he was already at stage 4 when they found out about it. She said she really appreciates Howard having Ben on. Howard said he's like some kind of hero now. Howard asked if the husband left her with money. She said he had no life insurance. Howard said he got life insurance as soon as he had kids. The caller said that's what they should have done.
Robin said do get insurance if you have a family. Fred played Ronnie's ''Duu'' clip when she said that. Howard said that was a depressing story. Howard asked if Robin thinks her cancer was way worse than Ben's was. Robin said cancer is cancer. She said if you let it linger it will kill you.
Howard asked Robin if she made the doody when Kate Hudson was there. Robin said she did not. Fred played a clip of Robin saying ''I did not make the doody.''
Howard played a phony phone call they made to an internet radio show where the hosts both had severe vocal fry. Howard said they called into the show with vocal fry Hillary. Howard started to play the clip and the vocal fry was really bad with the two women. Howard played the rest of the call and they had fake Hillary doing her vocal fry thing and the women said they're used to getting these kind of phone calls. They took another one from vocal fry Hillary and they didn't seem to get that they were goofing on their vocal fry.
Howard took a call from a woman who was so offended by that phone call. She had severe vocal fry. Howard said she has a beautiful speaking voice. Howard asked what's up with these women who have vocal fry. She said she has no idea what he's talking about. Howard let her go after that.
Robin read a story about a possible cure for HIV. Robin read some details about that cure which is being tested in the U.K. Robin said one man has no traceable HIV in his blood after this treatment.
Robin read a story about Kim Kardashian being robbed and how people are talking about how gun control laws don't work now. Robin said they say that Kim was robbed by some men dressed like police. Robin said they came bursting through her door and only spoke French. Robin said they were after jewels she was showing off on Snapchat. Robin said they knew exactly what they were looking for. That led to Howard talking about how much hate mail Robin got about talking about Kanye West not being able to do anything at the concert he was at. Howard said he was on stage doing a show and Robin said he could have finished his show and then talked to Kim on the phone. Howard asked Joe and Don what they think he should have done. Don said Kanye should have finished the show. Howard didn't agree with that. He did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about a trial of a NBA player who is accused of having sex with a woman who was too drunk to consent. Robin said the woman is suing the player for more than $21 million. Robin said she claims that they broke into her apartment and had sex with her. The player and his friend claim she invited them in.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he thinks Robin is crazy thinking that someone can perform with that going through their head. Robin said Kanye didn't know the whole story. Howard said you leave when you hear something like that. Robin said she knows he's very emotional so he can't perform.
Howard took another call from a guy who said Robin is 100 percent right and Kanye should have finished the show. Howard said you've never been in love with someone if you think that.
Howard took a call from Ralph who said that Kanye should have finished the show because he was 20 minutes late to begin with. Howard said he doesn't know about that. Howard asked Ralph if he's ever been in love with someone. Ralph said ''yes, you.'' He said that he just fell out of love last week. Howard asked him to picture the person. Gary said if something happened to Howard Ralph would drop everything. Ralph said it depends on the trouble. Howard said he wants him to picture the person he was in love with 2 weeks ago. He asked if he would rush to the phone. Ralph said no. He said the point is that the guy was late for the show to begin with.
Benjy said he agrees with Howard but on 9/11 they kept going. Howard said his wife wasn't in trouble. Howard said he checked where everyone was. Ralph said that was a good point. Benjy said if Howard worked a regular job he would have gone home. Howard said he thinks Robin is a wise guy and she's not being serious.
Robin got back to her news and read about Robin Williams' wife writing an article about her husband's dementia that caused him to lose his mind. Howard said they found out he was in the stages of some kind of dementia. Robin said the first stages show that you're losing control of your faculties and it's the worst part of those diseases. Howard said they say he was having trouble memorizing lines on the set of a movie. Howard said he must have been so afraid. Robin said it's horrible to know that you're going to lose it and not know the daily activities of life. Robin said it's a scary, awful part of dementia.
Howard took a call from Mariann from Brooklyn who said Robin is wrong about Kanye. She said something about Robin not putting her own cat to sleep but Robin said she's not sure what she's talking about. She said her cat had heart attacks and it would keep having them so she had it put down. Mariann said something about her having someone else take it to do it.
Howard said Benjy told him AJ Benza tweeted that he doesn't think the robbery was real. Mariann said there are a lot of people saying that it's not real. Howard said he would believe it if he was a detective. Howard said he can't believe she's trying to pull off a hoax. Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Robin and Howard talked more about the possibility of the robbery being faked. Howard said he doesn't believe it. He said that's too crazy. Howard said if someone fakes that then you throw them right in jail. Don agreed. Howard asked if they think Caitlyn Jenner is faked too. Howard said imagine if he did that himself.
Robin asked if Howard drank his coffee when it was at its hottest. Howard said he drank it when it was hot. Robin said they're now saying that it's not coffee that causes cancer but the temperature of the coffee. Robin said they say it can raise the possibility of cancer of the esophagus if you drink it when it's at its hottest. Howard asked if it's more dangerous to do that or eat pussy. He said it's hot pussy or hot coffee. Fred played some audio of Big Foot saying ''I'll lick your 'agina.'' Howard said the guys in the back took audio of him talking to someone and called Big Foot. They had Howard asking Big Foot how many times he jerks off a day and where his load ends up. They had Howard asking Big Foot about his mom and how she looked. Howard clips asked Big Foot about fucking Hillary Clinton and smelling his fingers and things like that.
Robin got back to her news and read that Tom Brady is ready to return to football. Robin said the suspension is over this week. Robin said he'll be back in on Sunday against the Cleveland Browns. Howard said those drops with Big Foot were originally from his interview with Mark the Bagger.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said he's in a quagmire of uncertainty with the hurricane that's going to hit down there. Howard said they are saying that there is a big hurricane coming. Bobo said he's afraid that alligators are going to be wandering the streets. Bobo just hung up on himself too. Howard played a song parody about Bobo after that. Howard said it would be funny if his toupee blew off in the hurricane. He said that would be so cool. Howard said it's no fun to play those songs without him.
Robin read about the creepy clowns that have been wandering around lately. Robin said New York police are saying they're not taking this lightly. Robin had some audio of an officer talking about that.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who asked Robin about the new Tyler Perry ''Madea'' movie. He asked if they spray something on their faces to make them look wet. King was talking about the trailer he saw and wondered why their faces were looking wet. Howard asked what the fuck is wrong with him. He said he used to be a good caller.
Howard picked up on Bobo again. Howard played a song parody over Bobo talking. Howard said he's not sure why he called back. Bobo said he wants to go somewhere that his hair can stand up to the winds. Howard played another song parody over him. Gary said he was told that Bobo isn't in any real danger because he lives inland. Bobo said they are calling for a state of emergency. Howard played another song parody over him. Howard had Bobo's Toupee on the phone who told him to go out fishing near the coast this weekend. Howard asked Bobo if he had anything else to say. Bobo said he's nervous. He said there's no underground place to go so he's worried. Howard played another song parody over him. Howard asked if they're done. Bobo said they are. Howard let him go after that.
Robin read a story about a 13 year old student who reached out to a clown to kill her teacher. Howard did another live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about some Nobel prize winners and what they won for. Robin read what these guys won for an Howard said he gets it but Robin thought he was cheating and looked it up. Howard asked how he could look it up if he's sitting there.
Robin read about people who are planning to sue NJ Transit over the Hoboken crash that took place last week.
Robin said tonight is the Vice Presidential debate. Robin said either one could be interchanged for the other. Robin said they even look alike. Howard said they do. Robin had some audio of someone talking about the debate.
Robin read a story about Donald Trump saying something on the campaign trail that got him in trouble. Robin said he said that maybe soldiers who go to war and have PTSD might not be as strong as others. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about that. Howard asked if he's really saying they're weak. He didn't really say those words. He said some can handle it and some can't. Howard said he doesn't understand why Trump would put himself through all of this. Howard said they're pulling tapes from his old shows and bringing stuff up that he said on the show years ago.
Robin read a story about Julian Asange and how he's announcing that he has devastating information about the candidates and how he's going to release it near the election. Robin said he was supposed to make the announcement today but now he's going to wait. Robin said this election is seeming like a really bad idea. Robin said they have the Russians trying to attack and now the Wikileaks guy saying he's releasing something. Robin said they think something will happen with North Korea near the election too. Howard said this generation really hasn't done anything but get rid of pubic hair. He said it seems like the previous generation did something.
Robin read about the polls with Trump and Clinton and what's been going on there.
Robin read that Tom Sizemore is in trouble again. He's been charged with domestic violence. Robin said his girlfriend says he allegedly struck her in the face during an argument.
Robin read a story about Ronald Reagan's son, Michael, saying that his father would not support Donald Trump. Robin said he doesn't think his mother would vote for Trump either. Robin said he thinks his mother would vote for Clinton.
Robin read a story about the shooting death of a man whose last moments were shown on Facebook live. Robin had some audio of a guy talking about why he hit record that day.
Robin wrapped up the news and Howard ended the show around 11:10am.
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Howard started the show playing a fake Perez Hilton clip where he announced they have Green Day coming in today. Howard said he's got a great sound that Perez. Howard said he's very enthusiastic. Howard said he's so stoked that Green Day is coming in. He said they have the same set up as they would use at Madison Square Garden. He said the whole place is filled with amps and things. Howard said they have a tool set up for fixing things. Howard said it's the same rig they use as a board at MSG. Howard said they're going to do a bunch of songs. Robin said there were more boxes than she's ever seen before.
Howard said he remembers when their album Dookie came out. He said that one put them on the map. Howard said that album had so many hits it was phenomenal. He said the three main guys have amazing stories and they're great musicians. Howard said he always thought they'd have a hit with their song called ''She.'' He said he thought it would be really huge. Howard played some of the song. Howard said they had so many great songs on that album. He started to play some ''Longview'' too. He said he'll save that for when they come in.
Howard said Green Day covers some great songs too. He said they do great covers. Howard said they're a cool band. He said he loves a 3 piece band. He said he's very excited to see them around the 9 o'clock hour.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how he'd handle it if Beth got into collecting pieces of vinyl like Baba Booey. Howard said Beth would never want to do that. He said that's just not her. He said if she went out of her mind and did that he'd embrace it. He said she's hot. He said he would have gone there with her if it was when he started dating her. Howard said they would have started the North Shore Vinyl League. Howard said he goes along with what she's passionate about. He said he wants her happy. He said she wouldn't be Beth if she did collect vinyl. The caller said there's so much clutter involved with that. Howard said Beth has no clutter.
Howard said he's so attracted to Beth. He said he's all over her. He said she puts up with it but it must be annoying to her. Robin said she must love it. Howard said sometimes she thinks he's too clingy. Howard said he's super attracted to her and she's not annoying. Howard said a lot of people annoy him and it's weird how she doesn't annoy him. Howard said she must get annoyed with him but she doesn't really say it. He said he can sort of tell if he is annoying her. He said he sent her this Emoji the other day and he thinks she got annoyed with that. Howard said he sent one and didn't get a response. He said she told him she hates this. He said he kept sending them and she said it was annoying so he stopped. Howard said if Beth is willing to have sex with him she can do anything she wants. He said she can collect vinyl if she wants to.
The caller said he won a game he played and he got the check really quick. He said he bought Richard's CD with that too. Howard didn't even remember the game. Howard said he didn't know they gave away $1000 for that game. He said he thought it was 500.
Howard said Richard sent him a note the other day for letting him sit in with Metallica. Howard said it was written in big block letters and it was like a 5th grader wrote it.
Howard wondered if YouPorn knows what he likes because it's all step moms and step sisters blowing guys. Howard said he always deletes his history when he jerks off. Robin said that has nothing to do with cookies. Howard said he doesn't like cookies. He said he really doesn't. Robin said YouPorn knows him now. Howard said it's creepy. He said they must think he's the biggest creep. Robin said she doubts that. Robin said she's sure there are things he hasn't seen on there.
Howard said the first seven selections on YouPorn were step moms jerking off step son's friends and things like that. Howard said he blew through a couple of them because he didn't like them. Howard said some of them had the camera man as the guy getting the blow job. Howard said that doesn't work for him.
Howard said last night it was a step mom coming in and the step son is jerking off. Howard said she's telling the son that he's disgusting and she's going to tell his dad. Howard said meanwhile she's in a mini skirt and telling him not to stop. Howard said this guy has a cock the size of a rhinoceros horn. Howard said she's rubbing it the whole time. Howard said she gets on the bed and says she doesn't wear panties and then hops on the guy's penis. Howard said then he's done and he's disgusted with himself. Howard said it's human depravity. Howard said they like to help animals and helps his kids and loves his parents but he's beating off at this age. Howard said he finally got a load out and it wasn't much. He said he had jerked off the night before. He said it took a long time.
Howard said he wants to talk about perseverance. Howard said he didn't give up. He said he went through 3 porn movies and gave up and then he put on a good one and got hard and finished. Howard said he likes to finish what he starts. Robin said she's surprised that he didn't get porn of that girl who was in there yesterday. Howard said he saw it already. He said he needs fresh porn.
Howard said that was his big night. He said he wanted to watch the Debate but he was asleep by 8:30. Robin said she wasn't able to watch it either. Howard said that commentator who was hosting the debate was hot. He said she's a new face. Fred said her name is Elaine Quijano. Howard said she was so hot but she was annoying. Howard said she's complaining that they're interrupting each other but then she interrupts and you can't hear anything. Howard said he can't wait for this election to be over with. He said it's enough with the debating.
Howard said you have to hear this. He played a clip from last night's debate where Elaine interrupted and asked a question while the candidates were arguing.
Howard said Lester Holt did a good job with the debate. He said he didn't interrupt enough but then this Elaine was interrupting too much. He said she must have heard some of the complaints about Lester not interrupting enough. Howard played more of Elaine trying to take over while the two candidates were talking over each other.
Howard said if you haven't made up your mind about who to vote for yet there is something very wrong with you. He said you should pick up a newspaper and figure it out. Howard said if you haven't made up your mind you are a moron. Howard asked if he's right. Robin said it's pretty clear cut because they're so different. Howard said you don't know what you're doing. Howard said this guy Gary Johnson couldn't name one world leader. Howard said he can't name any either but he's not running for president. Howard said you have to have a world view and a vision. He said you have to be so worldly because we're the most powerful country this planet has ever seen. Howard said you need to know that stuff. Howard played a clip of Gary Johnson being asked about one foreign leader that he knows that he respects. He wasn't able to name one.
Howard said he'd ask Trump and Clinton questions like that too. Robin said you know Hillary is going to know them. Howard said Trump would too. Howard said you have to have an understanding of the military and the way that works too. He said you can't talk about what you're going to do it ISIS if you don't know who is in Syria. Howard said you have to know who Charles Xavier is too. Howard asked if Robin knows who that is. Robin didn't. Howard said he's Professor X from X-Men. Fred played a Club Soda Kenny ''I hear ya!'' clip.
Howard said he watched the latest episode of Gotham and they have to cut back on the number of people with super powers. Howard said they have to be careful not to jump the shark. Howard said he has to get Robin Lord Taylor back in there to teach him some stuff. He said he is good though.
Howard played Jewel's cover of ''Eleanor Rigby'' and talked about her for a short time. Howard played some of James Taylor's cover of ''Here There And Everywhere.'' Howard said he recorded that in a hotel room closet. Howard said he has to get his band back together and do a song in a closet.
Howard said so many great bands participated in that. Howard said he has to get to some ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' and Baba Booey stuff after he takes a break. Howard said they have to play some phony phone calls too. Howard said he has a bunch. Howard said he'll play one before the break. Howard said they used the Charlie Sheen impression and called a religious show. Howard said he's with some hot chick stealing a tank from the military and the ladies just accept it and pray for him.
Howard played the phony phone call and the women on this internet radio show take the call from fake Charlie who is stealing a tank with his girl Bambi. They shoot stuff while talking to the women on the line. Then the cops show up and they're blowing the cops away. They went to break after that.
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Howard blew his nose and said he hates that noise. He said you can hear stuff coming out. Robin said we have to get used to that because we're living in animal bodies. Robin said her cats don't get upset about making weird noises.
Howard said he can't get over what Jesse Ventura was saying in there the other day. Howard said he called Stephen Hawking an alien. Howard said he's thinking about it and he feels it was very profound. Howard said he's a visitor from another planet. Howard said it was just a theory though. Howard said he also asked the governor what questions were and he said they were sentences with a question mark after them. Howard said he never thought about it that way.
Howard played a clip of Marfan Mike announcing that Green Day was coming in today. Howard said the boys will be in later. Robin didn't understand what Marfan Mike said. Howard did an impression of Mike and said he has to have a tough life. Howard said he thinks he should be in the Wack Pack.
Howard said you have to think about how hard it is just to order something on the phone. He said just getting a pizza on the phone must be hard. Howard said trying to get a taxi must be impossible. Howard did more of his impression of Mike trying to get a cab.
Howard said it's a difficult life. He said he hopes he does get in the Wack Pack. He said he doesn't know when the Gathering of the Stupid is happening but he's hoping they all vote him in.
Howard said he thought Hillary Clinton was going to be on the phone but he doesn't see her up. Robin said she wants to know how she feels how Tim Kaine did for her. Howard said she's up a few points and she's already declaring victory.
Howard had fake Hillary on the phone. Howard said she's celebrating at a party. Hillary said she's having a victory party. Howard said she didn't win yet. Hillary said Howard thinks she won't win. She said he's an idiot. The crowd laughed. Howard said she has another debate coming up. Howard asked what will happen if Trump does well. Hillary asked ''What if High Pitch drops 200 pounds and marries Mila Kunis...''
Howard said that some people thought Trump might have been doing coke the other night at the debate. Hillary said that wasn't doing coke, this is. She took a big sniff.
Hillary said Bill is there with Huma and Huma was shooting bottle rockets out of her pussy. Howard asked if Hillary is doing any prep for the next debate. Hillary said she is. Bill Clinton said she's preparing for prostate karaoke.
Howard thanked Hillary and said goodbye. Howard said no one does coke at 8am. Hillary said no. Howard told her to hang up first. The guys playing the pre-recorded clips actually did hang up this time.
Howard mentioned they were plying a Kool & the Gang song during that call. Howard said they had a great song. He asked Fred to find it. Fred had some problems with his keyboard. Fred found the song ''Hollywood Swinging'' and played it for Howard. Howard said this was a good song. He said they had like 50 guys in the band. He said it was literally a gang. Howard said it's not as good as he remembers.
Howard said golf is almost watchable now that they have this stuff. Howard played another golf Baba Booey shout out. One of the announcers said they can do without the Baba Booeys. They said they like the enthusiasm though. Howard said that only encourages them.
Howard said he's got a ''Tata Toothy'' from the Barclay tournament. Howard said that's called a deep cut. Howard said he'd mix it up if he were there. Howard said he'd like to thank people for not yelling out ReRe Retard.
Howard said Baba Booey made it on a show called Mexico Life on the HGTV network. Howard played a clip where a guy was being told what this house was going to cost and he said that was a Baba Booey price.
Howard said he has to play some ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' clips too. Howard had a Joe Buck ''Hit 'em with the Hyde'' clip during a Cowboys game. Joe used it because one of the players was named Hyde. Howard said he thinks he was saying ''Hein'' but some think he was saying ''Hyde.'' Howard said he thinks it was Hein. Gary said it did sound like Hein.
Howard said he has a high school football highlight clip and Jason Fielder gave a ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' Howard said he had a traffic girl using it after a sports segment. Howard played that and the woman gave a quick ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' and the other people there had no idea what she was talking about so she tried to give a quick explanation on air. Howard said they just gave the whole history of the term. He said that was on an NBC station.
Howard said Jon is such a beaten man. Jason said he's never seen someone walk so slow. Jon was on his way in. Howard played a couple of ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' song parodies. Howard asked Jon if he believes that one. Jon said no. Howard said they mentioned who he was and he's sure people didn't care or know what that woman was talking about. Jon said he heard Joe Buck do his thing and he was like ''Really? Really?'' Jon said he's trying to enjoy it now. Howard said some people would enjoy it because of the notoriety. Jon said some would. Howard said it is kind of goofing on Jon. Howard asked if he likes Jason for doing it. Jon said absolutely not. Jon said Nik was the one who came up with it. He said Jason just popularized it. Howard asked if he would ever call a book ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' Jon said no way.
Jason said he thinks Jon loves it and he owes him and Nik a big thank you. Howard said it has brought him to the forefront. Jason asked when Joe Buck has ever said anything to him. Jon said he thinks it's great if it's a tribute to the show but not when it's Jason doing it.
Howard asked who has the bigger shirt out of Jon and Jason. He said both of them have expanded. Howard said that Ben Stiller was in shape and he had prostate cancer but these two don't.
Howard said he has a PGA Tour championship ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' shout out. Howard played that and someone got in the ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' and someone said ''Quiet please'' after that. Howard said that was a weird one.
Howard played another ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' from an A's pre-game. Howard said this was Brody Brazil. Howard said there was also a ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' on an NHRA drag race show. Howard asked who watches drag racing. Jason laughed and said it's crossed all sports.
Howard said that Jeff Mauro also got in a ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' on The Kitchen on the Foot Network. Howard said on CNBC Jason Moser got in a ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' during a show he was doing. Howard said it's almost as if the whole broadcasting world wants to piss off Jon Hein. Howard played a ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' song parody.
Jason said that when Howard called Jon into the studio it was like the definition of ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' because Jon gets all tensed up and walks really slow. Howard said he odes that when he leaves work too. That's where the term came from. Jason said it came from him going to his other job. Howard said Jon is a serious guy and he moves very slowly. Howard asked if Jason thinks he's a ticking time bomb. Jason said he is. He said he's the guy who is very angry but he bottles it up. Howard said people walk faster to the electric chair.
Gary said he doesn't think Jon hates ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' but he hates what's going on right now with Jason. Howard said in the real world Jon would have punched him out. Jason said nothing is stopping him. Jon said ''Oh, okay.'' Howard said it must be bad. Jason said it's so horrible to say ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' and it's a punchable offense. Howard said it's the intent that Jon doesn't like. Jon said that's right. Howard played another ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' song parody. Howard said he does love to stare at Jon when he plays this stuff. Jon said he knows. Howard played another song parody about ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' He played one more after that. The two he just played were to the tune of Green Day songs. Jon said it really hits him when he sees the Green Day drum kit sitting right there.
Howard said a lot of people have embraced this ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' thing but not so much with Baba Booey. Jason said that Baba Booey is a great show reference but ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' moves the show along. Jason said it conveys a feeling. Jon said it sure does. They went to break after that.
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Benjy said he thinks most people who do it don't realize it's to fuck with Jon. He said he can't believe Jon doesn't love it. Howard thanked him for sharing. Howard said Benjy would love it if it was about him.
Jason said Jon loved it when Jimmy Kimmel did it. He said he thanked him for it. Robin said Gary embraced Baba Booey. Gary asked why Jason started this. Jason said Nik started it. He said he thought it was funny when Nik did it. He said he was mocking the fact that Jon was going to go out and just kill it. Howard said Jon moves slow and has the same expression and that's why you say ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' Jason said it's not the most negative thing. Howard said some people like Jason for starting it. He said he reads the email about it. Jason said lets just relax. He said there are a billion worse things to say than ''Hit 'em with the Hein'' so just relax.
Howard said Jason can rest his arms on his belly now. He said it's like a desk. Jason said you know you're really fat and you go through the drive through and you can put the food on your stomach as a tray. Howard said a six pack is useless. Howard said his arm is resting on his stomach now. Howard said Jason loves to eat. Jason whispered ''I do.''
Howard said he has a guy on the phone who says he hates Jason but he loves ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' The caller said Jason is so obnoxious but he loves ''Hit 'em with the Hein.'' Jason and the caller both did their ''Hit 'em with the Hein.''
Robin said a guy in Napa stopped his truck just to yell out to her ''Hit 'em with the Hein!'' Howard said he got that with his wife too. He said he remembers when it was Baba Booey.
Howard took a call from Mark in Boston who asked if he has ever thought about getting a Nobel prize. Howard said he thinks you have to do something good for humanity. He said he's pretty low on the list. Mark said he has saved lives and entertains people.
Robin said Howard lied to all of them when he said he knew what topological phase was in the news. Howard said Robin was reading about the Nobel Prize winner and he told her what he knew about it and it was just bullshit. Howard said he was so confident that she believed him. Howard said he was driving in the car listening back to the show and he didn't know if he was right or wrong. Robin said he was wrong. Howard said of course he was. Robin said she still can't explain what it was about. She said it had to do with crystals and what the atoms do when they're lined up.
Howard said he used to do that kind of thing with his mother. He said he'd just bullshit her about what a movie was about to get her to bring him. He said he'd tell his mother that Dirty Harry was a love story. He said he'd make it sound good to her so she'd bring him. Howard said she'd ask ''Where's the love story?'' Howard said he'd tell her that Die Hard was a love story about a man who loves horses and this woman. Howard did that for The Exorcist too. He had his dad asking Ray if she can't tell when he's pulling her leg.
Howard played a clip of a Jill Stein supporter. Howard said she's the green party he thinks. Howard said this person wants to close the borders to keep out the illuminati. Howard asked Chris to come in to talk about this woman. He heard she had food all over her face or something. Howard asked why he went over there. Chris said no one else wanted to go so he went. He said this woman had foot that was going in and out of her mouth. He said he wanted to get as much audio as he could but her breath was like death.
Howard played more of this woman talking about why she hates Hillary Clinton. Howard said she's mad at her for having Muammar Gaddafi killed. Howard played this woman yelling about that. Howard said that's pretty fucking crazy. Howard said he's one of the worst people to walk this planet. Howard said he was responsible for blowing up an airplane.
Howard had a clip of the woman talking about how she is a psychic. She said she knew who did it instantly. She said the first thing she did was send money to the ACLU and Afghanistan. She said her car blew up 4 days before 9/11 and she knew something was going to happen. She said she knew who did it. Howard said Jesse Ventura told her to get a grip.
Howard said he doesn't think she's that crazy. Howard said he stubbed his toe before the Boston marathon bombing and he knew something was going to happen.
Howard played another clip of this nutty woman talking about how Hillary Clinton might be a clone because of the way she passed out at the 9/11 memorial. She said all she knows is the corruption reeks. Chris said she said something and some of the black shit in her mouth hit him in the face.
Howard said he has audio of a dude talking nonsense. Howard said this guy went on like that for like 2 hours. Chris said he's a Hasidic Jew who is for Palestine. Howard thanked Chris for going out there and risking life and limb for the show. Howard said he's convinced we have a country filled with crazy people.
Howard said here is so much equipment in there and they'll be in soon. Howard said they have their full set up there. The caller said they're so down to earth too. She said everyone was just happy to be at the concert.
Howard said there's a clip of Billie Joe performing in front of his school and singing something sweet. He said at 5 years old he put out a record. Robin said she never heard it. Howard said they'll talk about it with the boys when they come in.
Howard took a call from Bobo who said it was so great hearing Ben Stiller on yesterday. Bobo said he had a cancer scare and he had a tube up his penis. He said talk about excruciating pain. He said they can't give you no anesthesia for that. Robin goofed on him for saying ''give you no.'' Howard said he's never had the tube up his penis but he'd avoid that like the plague. Bobo said his white blood cells were all kablooey. He said they were too high. Howard said Ben said he didn't feel a thing because his doctor did it so well. Bobo said he had a Cydoscopy or something lie that. Howard played a song parody about Bobo to the tune of a Green Day song.
Bobo asked Howard to play more of the flirty Baba Booey series. No one knew what he was talking about. Howard played another song parody about Bobo and let him go.
Howard took a call from Speech Impediment Man who said he's living in his wife's apartment watching her TV and taking care of her cat. He said his lawyer is working on getting him some money so he can move out of Dallas. He said he can't afford to live there. He said he only makes 10 bucks and hour. Speech Impediment Man said he was told not to listen to Brent about his advice. Howard asked what advice Brent gave him. Howard said he told him that Brent used to use the shit fan on Bubba's show. Howard said Brent does know a lot of stuff though. Speech Impediment Man said Brent was painting the picture that he was totally screwed. Howard said the update is that his wife will own the apartment. Howard said he has to move out and give her a bunch of money. Speech Impediment Man said no. He said he's on the lease and she can't kick him out. Howard said he has his lawyer on the phone. Howard picked up on Speech Impediment Lawyer and that guy mumbled things about how Brent knows nothing. Howard wished Speech Impediment Man luck.
Gary said that Speech Impediment Man called that girl they had on yesterday and asked if he could rent a room at her house. Howard got a laugh out of that. He let Speech Impediment Man go and then went to break. He said Green Day will be in after the break.
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Howard came back and said he has Green Day in the studio. Howard said it's good to see them. Howard said they have the set up they use in concert. Billie Joe said it's just about the same thing. Howard thanked them for getting up this early to do this. Howard said he wants to celebrate their longevity. Howard asked how long they've been around. Billie Joe said they played their first show in 1987 so it's almost 30 years now. Howard said most bands are lucky if they have just one hit album. Howard asked how many bands they've seen go away. Billie Joe said it's countless. He said he remembers playing festivals in 1998 and it's a completely different line up now.
Howard asked if it's still fun. Billie Joe said it's more fun now than ever. He said they can do their own thing and not worry about it. Howard asked if you last a long time then the pressure is off. Billie Joe said that's about it. He said they've been mischievous and they've been hard to deal with in the past. He said they have so much history and experience now they can just carry it with them.
Howard said Billie Joe knew he wanted to be a musician when he was a kid. His dad was a jazz drummer. Billie Joe said he thinks that's part of it. He said he's the youngest of 6 kids. He said there was always music around. He said his oldest brother is going to be 66 this year. He said his brother David is a drummer and his sister is a huge music fan so she had a huge record collection. Howard asked if they all got along. Billie Joe said they did for the most part.
Howard asked if he was told not to play guitar because his hands were too small. Billie Joe said he was only 5 so of course his hands were small. Howard said that's so mean. Billie Joe said they told him to start on piano. Howard asked if he would consider himself a phenom because he recorded a record at 5. Howard said it was for a real label. Billie Joe said it was the school's label called Fiat Records. He didn't write the song, he just wrote it. Howard said that's pretty incredible. Billie Joe said it's weird too. Howard asked who discovered him at that age. Billie Joe said his parents were just getting him involved in stuff and he just picked up on that.
Howard said he doesn't think any of them had an easy childhood. Howard said Billie Joe's dad died when he was a young kid. Billie Joe said he was 10. He said his mom was a waitress at a 24 hour place. Howard asked if it was the best moment in his life when his mom bought him his first guitar. Billie Joe said he still plays it and he'll play it tonight. Howard said she really believed in him and that's a pretty moving story. Howard said it must mean so much. Billie Joe said it's the best $300 she ever spent. He said she's still around and she's still great.
Howard said Mike had a rough childhood too. Mike said he was adopted and bounced around the Bay area a bit. He said he looked at it like other kids always had it worse than he did. Mike said there was a lot of freedom too. Howard said he's the only one who graduated high school out of the band. Mike said it was probably a wasted 6 months out of his childhood. Howard said the bond between Billie and Mike is insane. Howard said they met at 10 and started their own band. Billie Joe said the school went bankrupt and they had to mix the schools together. Howard said it's a shitty neighborhood of the school goes bankrupt. Billie Joe said they met in the same 5th grade class.
Howard asked if they knew they could make a band out of it. Billie Joe said the short answer is yes. He said he remembers talking music with him when they met for the first time. Billie Joe said they were creative and feral kind of kids.
Howard asked Mike how he knew to throw in with Billie Joe. Mike said it took a while to get to the record where they knew it was good.
Howard said Tre isn't the first drummer in the band. He said he came in after Kerplunk. Tre said he came in before that but he wasn't the firs. Howard said he'll call him the first anyway. Howard said he didn't have an easy childhood either. Howard said his dad came back from Vietnam and he had PTSD. Howard said that's difficult to overcome. Tre said he still deals with it. He said he still has night terrors and kicks his mom out of the bed.
Howard asked Tre how he got into the band. Tre said he was friends with the previous drummer, John, who is doing really good according to Billie. Howard said that they have sold almost 100 million albums. Howard said they must feel for John. Billie said he thinks he fit that time period really well. He said that they were playing a party that Tre had booked with his band up on a mountain and they only played like 5 songs. He said they played to a generator and no roof. Billie said they were outside and Tre came over and started playing and he and Mike looked at each other like ''Oh shit.'' Howard said John wanting to go to college worked out then. Billie said it was rigged by John. He said he was the one who got Tre to play with them. Howard said that was a plot by John to go back to school and Tre should be the new drummer. Tre said he never went to college. Robin asked if they let John take pictures of them. Howard said they should do that.
Howard asked if John gets to come to their shows and stuff. Billie said he came to the rock and roll hall of fame thing. Howard asked about the hall of fame and if they heard the criticism that Steve Miller gave the hall of fame. Billie said a lot of people are down on it. Billie said they're being honored so why be negative about it. He said it's just whatever.
Howard said the guys put out two albums early on and they were on a small label. Howard said they were signed to Reprise and they went in the studio and recorded the album Dookie and it took off. He said almost every song was a hit on there. Howard asked how old they were then. Billie said he was about 22 or so and the guys were 21 or so. Howard said it must have been great when that happened. Howard played their song ''Longview'' and asked if it came out quickly. Mike said it took about a year to write. Howard asked if the bass line came quick. Mike said it came to him while he was on LSD. He said the second half he wrote sober. Mike said he had been playing jazz with friends at the time and he worked with it. Howard said when he did acid it didn't work out so well for him. Howard asked if he took that to Billie and then worked on the song. Mike said it was just embedded in his head. Howard said he had Metallica in there talking about how they write songs. Howard asked how it works for them. Billie said he'll write something and they'll flush it out and rehears it and then record it. Howard asked if they were shocked by how well ''Longview'' did. Billie said they were on the road when that came out. He thought it was going to be the second single.
Howard asked how that works and how they pick a song to put out. Billie said he's not sure how they do that. He said he's not in on the conversations. He said he thought that ''Bang, Bang'' should be the first single for the new album and the record company agreed.
Howard said they are going to do the song ''Welcome to Paradise'' for them. Howard asked if that was a quick one or not. Billie said he had moved out of his mom's house at 18 and he was living in a warehouse kind of squatting. Howard said this was in Oakland. Howard said he was living in there with junkies and artists. Billie said it was mostly artists but there were some drugs there. He said his mom wanted him to pay $200 a month in rent. He lived there for free. Howard asked how they protected their stuff. Billie said they didn't have much stuff to protect so they didn't worry about that.
Howard said this song ''Welcome to Paradise'' was written about that experience. Howard said it's like being sarcastic about living in that shithole. Billie said they had giant parties in there all the time so it was fun. Howard had them perform the song ''Welcome to Paradise'' after that.
After the song Howard said ''Damn that's good!'' He said he should live in a squat. He said he had too cushy a life. Billie said they don't live in that anymore that's for sure.
Howard said the guys were a three piece at first so he asked if that was an homage to bands like Cream. Billie said it was just the three of them feeding off each other in a room. He said they ended up getting Jason because he was writing more guitar riffs and stuff.
Howard asked if Mike does the harmonies on Dookie. Billie said that is Mike. Howard said it's a difficult job to do harmonies. Billie said they loved harmonies. He said they were big fans of Husker Du and the Beatles. He said no one was really doing harmonies in their scene so they kept doing it.
Howard asked where the toilet was in the squat. Billie said he had a cat box. Mike said they call it a squat for a reason. Billie said they had rats there and they're like New York rats. Howard asked how long the squat years lasted. Billie said he lived there about a year and a half. He said they were on the road a lot. Howard asked if they have any friends left over from the squat. Billie said they do. He said that's the great thing about their scene. He said a lot of them became teachers, artists and social workers. He said here were a lot of creative people there.
Howard asked if they still think about those days and think about what a miracle it is they're living this well. Billie said he thinks about it every day. Howard asked if they lay that lesson on their kids at all. Billie said his sons are really creative guys and he gets along with them really well. Howard asked if they're musicians. Billie said they are. He said his son Joe is a fantastic drummer. He said his other son is a great performer too. Howard asked if he ever tells them to go shit in a cat box. Billie laughed. Howard asked Mike about his kids. Mike talked a little bit about them and Tre did too. Howard asked how they get along. Billie said that they still hang out and get along.
Howard played some of Green Day's ''Basket Case'' and asked Billie if that's about being a musician and having anxiety. He said it must be about proving yourself. Howard said this album changed it all for them. Howard played some of their song ''When I Come Around'' from Dookie as well. Howard said this song is about his wife. Billie said it's not about his wife. He said they weren't married yet. Howard said he thought it was about breaking up with her for a while. Billie said he met her in 1990 and they became pen pals for a while. He said he was on the road and she was living in Minnesota. He said she moved out to the Bay Area to hang out with him. He said the song wasn't about her though. Howard said he's got it all wrong. Howard said he thought he read that somewhere. Billie said whoever wrote that is wrong, not Howard.
Howard said he thought that ''She'' would be the biggest hit on the album but it wasn't. Billie said that's his favorite song on the album too. Howard said he doesn't know what a hit song is. Howard said this is a great song.
Howard asked why the re-recorded ''Welcome to Paradise'' for that album because it was on a previous album. Billie said they remade it and it came out great. Mike said it was a very different recording experience for the song. Howard said they had some money behind it. Billie said they learned it like the week before when they were living in the Squat. He said they did a video for ''Longview'' and they were living in that basement they show in that video. Tre said it was a basement in a habitational place. He said they had a snake living in the walls that was eating mice in there. Billie said it was him and Tre living there. Mike said he was out of there.
Howard said he's going to jump ahead and talk about their new album ''Revolution Radio'' which his out this Friday. Howard said you can find out more about the band at GreenDay.com too.
Howard said the new single is called ''Bang, Bang'' and he's wondering what that's about. Billie said it's about the mass shooting culture in America. Howard asked how he wrote that. Billie said it kind of comes with the social media rantings and it's sick to watch. Billie said people are filming this stuff on their own and it's like we're terrorizing ourselves. Howard asked how many times they've practiced the song. Billie said he thinks they know how to do it. Howard had them do the song after that.
After the song Howard said he's got to get in a band. He said he's so inspired. Robin asked if they picture the songs when they're writing them. She said they're so cinematic. Billie said kind of. He said he tries to. He said ever since American Idiot he's been doing that. Billie said it's very early to play a song like that.
Howard asked if he ever tries to simplify things since there's so much going on. Billie said yes and that's why he has Jason there. Howard introduced the other guys who were playing with the boys. Howard said it's gotten more complex so they need them now. Howard asked if they are officially in the band. Billie said they are. He said they are also called the big three. Billie said he and Jason have been playing in a band called Pinhead Gunpowder.
Howard said Dookie comes out and then they're selling millions of records. Howard said they come out with Insomniac and then this song ''Brain Stew.'' Howard played some of the song and said that riff is so great. Howard asked where that came from. Billie said he was testing out some new equipment and that was one of the first that came out. He was just messing with the guitar. Howard asked if it was through a pedal or some shit. Billie said it was a distortion pedal. He said he thinks he was using his blue guitar which is the one his mother gave him. Howard played more of the song and said that vocal has nothing to do with what's going on with the guitar.
Howard said the guys almost broke up after that. Billie said that got blown out of proportion. He said they did ''Nimrod'' after that and then they took some time off. He said they just took their time with their albums.
Howard asked how they supported themselves when they were living in the squat. Billie said they were playing shows and that paid the bills. He said he didn't have electric bills or anything like that at the time. He said he made sure he didn't have anything like that. Billie said it worked for them. He said that some bands will go to school and things in between touring and he's not sure how they do that. Howard asked if his mom was upset with him for not graduating. Billie said she understood.
Howard played some ''Good Riddance'' from ''Nimrod'' and asked if it was tough to write a ballad. Billie said that's more like the song they should be playing at this time of morning. Billie said he had this song he had written during Dookie so he just put it out. Howard asked if he just filed it away for a while. Billie said he would make demos all the time. Howard asked how he writes a song. He asked if he sings into a tape recorder. Billie said now he sings into his phone. He said he has it with him all the time. He said he used to use a tape recorder. He said it's mostly at night when he's by himself.
Howard asked why Billie was laughing at the song. Billie said it's just weird to hear the song like that. Mike said they don't get to listen to their stuff like that usually. Billie said the night before they made the video for that song they got really drunk. They threw a TV over a balcony. Tre said they were pretty wasted that day. Tre said he was good at drinking. Howard asked if he drinks now. Tre said he drinks a little bit. Billie said they had a security guard trying to stop Tre and he tried to stop the security guard from stopping him and he got his tooth chipped. Mike said you can see the freshly broken tooth in the video.
Howard asked if they miss MTV and the whole video thing. Billie said MTV was good in the 90s. He said that he remembers that Temple of the Dog video that Howard was talking about earlier. He said then MTV just kind of got out of it.
Howard said this song was probably played at every prom that summer. He said it was the prom song that summer. Billie said it was at every prom, wedding and funeral. Howard said they used it in E.R. and Seinfeld too. Billie said it was on the last episode of Seinfeld. He said they asked them and they said sure. Howard asked if anyone uses their songs politically. Billie said that's never happened to them. Howard said they'd go apeshit over that.
Billie said the night they opened American Idiot on Broadway Donald Trump showed up. Howard said he wants to talk about that album American Idiot. Howard said this was a departure for them. Howard asked if they were afraid that the fans would walk away. Billie said there was some fear there but they went all in. He said they did the song ''American Idiot'' and that was about the George Bush administration. Billie said they went for something more topical at the time. Billie said they didn't care what anyone thinks. Howard said it was their biggest selling album ever. Howard said they sold 14 million copies. Howard said they realized they can take risks. Howard said wherever the chips fall they fall. Billie said all of his favorite bands made some monumental album. He said to test yourself you have to do something like that.
Howard played some of their song ''American Idiot'' and said Billie saw it as a stage play. He said this was his homage to Broadway. Billie said that was the tongue in cheek kind of thing. He said then they got a call from a Broadway producer and they wanted to do it.
Howard played their song ''Wake Me Up When September Ends.'' That song is about his dad and it makes him sad just thinking about it. Billie said he had never written anything about him before. He said it was one that was written in 5 minutes. Billie said he has some memories about his father. He said that's one of the things that his anxiety stems from. Howard said it sounds like he had a great relationship with his father while he was alive. Billie said he was the first guy he jammed with. Howard said he has performed the song in concert though, right? Billie said that it's tough when he sees other people crying but they have done it a lot. He said it's heavy. Howard said it's such a great song. Howard played a little more of it.
Howard asked if that's when he died. Billie said it is the month he died. He apologized for laughing. He said thank god it's October. Howard played more of the song. Howard asked if he play it for his mom. Billie said he didn't but she knows. Howard asked if he was in therapy at that time. Billie said he doesn't think so. He said he has gone off and on since ''Warning.'' Howard said that is a heavy song.
Howard said the boys are going to perform the song ''Holiday'' from the album ''American Idiot.'' Howard said he wrote this one while flipping through the TV channels. Billie said he did. Howard said he'll let them do their thing then. The guys got right into the song.
After the song Howard asked what the hell's going on with that. He said that was awesome and they know what they're doing. Howard asked if they take a break if it's hard to get back into it. Billie said that he doesn't know what he's doing when they're taking a break. Howard asked if they can see themselves playing at 70. Billie said he thinks so. He said you might as well do it until you can't do it anymore. Howard said maybe you call into the trap and don't deal with the horse shit. Mike said they've been rich a long time and he's never pretended not to be. He said the things that matter don't apply to money. Howard asked Mike if he goes in and plays guitar every day. Mike said he does. He said he guarantees there's a guitar in everyone's house there. Howard asked Billie if he plays every day. He said pretty much. Tre said he has a drum set in his living room.
Howard asked if they're into vinyl. Billie said he is. Howard said he doesn't get it. He said he was into it when he was a younger guy. Billie said there is some stuff out there that he can only hear on vinyl. Howard said it's so great just watching the boys play. He said he likes it much more than a concert atmosphere. Billie said he should come to Webster Hall. Tre said he should come to the Squat.
Howard asked Billie if he has to take days off so he doesn't blow out his voice. Billie said he does. He said he does warm ups and stuff like that too. He said he took lessons as a kid and that helped him a lot.
Howard asked if the gum in his mouth keeps his mouth moist. Billie said it does and Dave Grohl taught him that. He said on stage he can't keep gum in. He said he'll do it in here though.
Howard said he used to be so scared of them. Howard said he was back stage at some show and he thought they were going to kill themselves. Howard asked if they still have a ritual back stage. Billie said they can play up to 3 hours so they have to be careful not to crash into each other. Mike said you have to get pumped up a bit to hit the ground running.
Howard said he wants to talk about ''Boulevard of Broken Dreams'' from American Idiot. Howard said they won a Grammy for that song. Howard said they showed up to accept the Grammy. Billie said it was great. Howard asked if they had a speech. Billie said he didn't write a speech. He said he just got up and said something. He said he thinks the Grammy is in his wife's office now. Howard said if you put it in a Trophy shelf then it's like you're a douche. Howard said if you put it in the bathroom it's disrespectful. Howard said in the wife's office is cool. Billie said he gave it to his mom for a while.
Howard asked about Billie's mom getting remarreid when his mom died. Billie said that didn't last long. He said the guy was alright though. He said the guy didn't think he was even in a band. Howard asked if he was abusive or mean. Billie said not at all. He said she would throw him out and that's basically what she did. Howard asked if he's in touch with him at all. Billie said he's got step brothers and he sees them occasionally.
Howard asked if a lot of people come out of the woodwork when they get famous. Billie said sometimes. Mike said they all have great financial plans when you have some money.
Howard said the song they're about to play won the Grammy. He said it was another monster hit. Howard said it's an amazing song. Howard had them perform ''Boulevard of Broken Dreams.'' Howard gave them some plugs and then had them get into it.
After the song Howard said that's such a haunting song. Howard asked Billie if he's aware of it being so haunting. Billie said it's just a solo process. He said he'll think something sounds happy but it sounds dark. Howard said he likes dark. He said he doesn't want to be happy. Billie said it's actually a celebration of weird people. Howard said it's crazy how many hit songs they've come up with. Howard asked if Billie gets religious about it. He said you have no control over that. Howard asked if he thinks of a higher power. Billie said he likes to keep his options open for the higher power. Howard said they've all kept their hair too. He said that's way cool. Howard asked if they work out. He asked Mike if he's in the gym every day. Mike said he's got kids so he's constantly picking shit up around the house.
Howard said they look good. He said you don't want to look like shlubs. Billie said their shows are high octane so it's not hard to stay in shape. Howard said Tre is doing a lot of work over there. Tre said he's just sitting, right?
Howard said Billie has performed naked before. Billie said he did that at Madison Square Garden. Howard said he has to be proud of his penis if he can do that. Billie said he doesn't know what he was thinking. He said he got arrested in Milwaukee for doing that.
Howard said if Billie was small he never would have gotten naked. Mike said he's huge. Tre gave Howard a size. Howard said that's big. Billie said they arrested him after the show and they tried to be as low key as possible. He said he tried jumping in a cab to get away but it didn't work. He said they arrested him and he was in for a couple of hours. He said it wasn't long. Howard asked if he had to go in front of a judge. Billie said they just told him to get the hell out of there.
Howard said Billie has been sober for 4 years now. Howard said it's kind of famous that he got sober after getting up on stage and saying ''fuck Justin Bieber'' or something. Billie said it was pretty much time to stop. He said he looked at his wife and asked how bad it was. She said it was pretty bad so they got on a plane and went home. He said everybody agreed he had to get it together. Howard said it's hard to take advice from someone who threw a TV out a window one time.
Howard asked if the guys are happy he quit. Mike and Tre said they are. They want him to live a long time. Billie said he was awake at 7am and on Howard Stern. Tre said he's got clarity now. Howard asked if it was a more pleasant recording session. Tre said he really likes this Billie. Billie said they produced this album on their own for the first time. He said they didn't have any outside influences. Howard asked if they dislike that. Billie said they're in their 40s now and they should know what they're doing by now.
Howard asked if other bands come to them asking them to help. Billie said they do but they won't do it. Howard said he thought it was cool that Prince wrote that Sinead O'Connor hit. Howard said that's a kind of cool move. Billie said he's too selfish to do that. He said he would want to keep a great song for himself. Howard said he thinks that Sia is like that. He said she gives other artists a lot of songs.
Howard asked Billie what they think of music today. He asked if they like anything today. Billie said he keeps his ear to the underground. He said they're with this band Dog Party now and they're fantastic. He said he found them through his kids. Howard said the industry is so difficult now. Mike said it's also easy to put your song on YouTube and no one has to sign you. Billie said if you do it that way then eventually you'll find an audience.
Howard asked how long it took to write this new album. Billie said it was about 2 years off and on. Howard asked the guys if they drink in front of Billie. Mike said they know the difference between celebrating and partying. Howard said the guys are looking good and they have their hair. Howard said Billie has a big dick. Howard said that might be their greatest accomplishment.
Howard gave the guys a plug for their new album ''Revolution Radio'' and for their web site. Howard asked if they sell stuff there. Tre said they have masks and stuff. Mike said they did a video for Bang, Bang and they're pretty creepy. They brought one in for Howard to see. Howard had Gary put it on. Howard asked if they really sell that. They said they do. Gary took the mask off and Billie told him to put it back on.
Howard said that the guys have sold like 85-100 million albums. Howard said that's amazing. Howard said they had a woman call in earlier and she said they had people 10 years old to 60 years old. He thanked the guys for coming in and said they did a great job. Howard said they cover some great songs too. Howard said he loved their cover of ''Working Class Hero'' and ''Surrender.'' Howard said they're so great. Billie said he loves Cheap Trick and that song. He said that might be the greatest song ever written. Howard wrapped and asked if they're doing anything else today. Billie said they're going to play another song for them. Howard didn't know they were going to do that. Howard had them get right into it. They performed ''Revolution Radio'' off the new album.
After the song Howard said he just learned he's going to put gum in his mouth and wear his Tre mask. Howard said get your kids started with guitar at 5 or 6. Howard said they still have it. Howard thanked the guys for coming in and went to break. They played Lenny Kravitz ''Let Love Rule'' as they were going to break.
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Howard took a call from a woman who said the bands are great when they're in there. She said Green Day was totally awesome today. Robin said it's so fun to watch them play. Howard said they should sell one ticket for a billion dollars. Howard said the studio is like a kitchen and living room combined. The caller said she's 40 and she remembers them and they're so, so awesome. Howard said Benjy came twice while they were there. Robin asked if Benjy likes music. Benjy said he does. He said that ''walk alone'' (Boulevard of Broken Dreams) song was great. Fred said he thinks that song is one of the greatest songs ever written. He told Howard about something they were doing with the guitar. He said it's a tremolo or something on a pedal making it sound like that.
Howard said he meant to ask Billy what that thing was they were doing with the guitar on ''Boulevard of Broken Dreams.'' He played some of it and said that's really cool. Howard said he has to get in the studio. He said that was a lot of fun.
Howard had Robin get to her news. They played her in with a song parody. Robin started off asking Howard who the highest paid people are in television. Howard said he thinks they're the network actors. Howard said Netflix is getting very competitive. Howard said he doesn't really know. Robin said it's The Big Bang Theory guys. Howard said he was just about to say that. Robin said they all make a million dollars per episode. Robin said Peter Dinklage and Lena Hedly are the highest paid in Game of Thrones. Robin read about Judge Judy getting paid $47 million a year. Robin said Matt Lauer is 22-25 million. Robin read through a bunch of others who are making crazy money on TV. Robin said Miley Cyrus makes $13-15 million for The Voice. Howard said this is an outrage. Robin said Pat Sajak makes $12 million.
Howard took a call from Spoken Word Robin which was the guys in the back playing clips of Robin doing a spoken word poem where she said she did make the doody in the bathroom the other day. They had her singing ''And I will Always love Poop Chute!'' They had her saying she has been tittie fucked and laughing hysterically. Howard thanked her for the call.
Robin read a story about how frozen yogurt is being delivered by drone at a college in Michigan. Howard said that's so great. Howard said this has cut into the pedophelia market.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to comment on the bands they've had in there. He said the sound is crisp as can be. He said he has to compliment them. Howard said the Green Day guys were in there preparing and it sounded great. The caller said the staff is doing a great job putting them on air. Howard said don't compliment them too much. He said they'll get a big head.
Robin read a story about the MLB playoffs. Robin asked what the Mets chances are. Gary said it's a pitcher's duel. He explained to Howard what's going on with them. Howard asked who he thinks will win. Gary said he thinks the Mets because they're playing at home. Howard asked if he's going. Gary said he is. Howard said Gary goes to everything. Howard said he sits home alone staring at a wall. Howard started to sing some of the ''Boulevard of Broken Dreams'' song.
Robin asked if it's against the law to offer women a foot massage. Howard said absolutely not. Robin said a man was arrested for offering it at a college campus. Robin said he claimed to be studying massage therapy. Robin said the police were informed that he had done it at another university. Howard said that's a creepy way of doing it. He said it should be against the law.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how Green Day compares to Metallica. Howard said they are two great bands. Howard said the thing he notices is that they have an incredible professionalism and the instruments are a part of their body. Fred said watching Tre in Green Day is fascinating. He said he's fun to watch. Howard said he found himself watching him too. Howard said they're both compelling bands. Howard said this guy on the phone wants a battle of the bands. Howard said it's like comparing Robin and Benjy. He said he'd pick Robin of course. Howard said they love Benjy. Robin said she loves Benjy. Howard said she just doesn't want him visiting her in the hospital. Benjy said she never said no. He said she just kept telling him to try again the next day.
Robin said people are still talking about Kim Kardashian and her robbery. Robin said she thought about what she said about her. She said of course she wanted to talk to her husband. Robin said she wasn't thinking of her as a human being. She said she really isn't a Kardashian fan and she wasn't thinking of her like that. Howard said he has to tell her that some people are saying it didn't even happen. Robin said some people are speculating that the story has gotten more elaborate as time has gone on. Howard said if it did happen it's very frightening. Howard said if it is a farce they should go to jail for it. Robin said there were no security cameras in the area. Howard said it's the one time the Kardashians don't have a camera around them. Robin said she has thought about it and she started to rethink that when Ralph agreed with her. Howard asked if she thinks coffee enemas are insane. Robin said no. Robin said she's just changing her thoughts on this.
Robin read a story about Andrea Tantaros from FOX News has refused to settle her lawsuit against the network. Robin said she is going to see it through. Howard did a live commercial read after that.
Robin read a story about how clowns are still in the news. Robin said there are social media threats and people are worried in Utah. Robin said people are carrying bats in their cars because of the clown sightings. Robin had audio of a guy talking about his plans for the clowns. Howard said this sounds like a movie. Howard said he saw a woman on the news who was crying because she's a clown. Howard said it's a hard time to be a clown. Robin said two schools went on lock down in Utah when there was a clown sighting. Robin said they haven't done anything wrong but they are menacing. Howard asked how you identify yourself if you're a good clown. Robin said you have to get some protection. Howard said they should dress Fred up as a clown and send him out. Howard said he knows how hard clowns have worked to get away from the John Wayne Gacy thing but he's not sure you can get out of this. Robin had another clip of a guy talking about the clown situation.
Howard took a call from a guy who said there's a Rob Zombie movie coming out soon and there are killer clowns in it. He said this might be for the movie. Howard said he might be right. He said he knows that Rob was behind the whole John Wayne Gacy thing. Howard said he's worried about Robin being out there. Howard asked if she sees a rubber flower on her don't smell it because she might get hit with water. Howard said he's working on a song called ''Don't Send in the Clowns.'' He said there are menacing clowns out there. He said it's such a stupid thing. Howard said with all of the entertainment we have how are clowns still in our repertoire. Robin said people keep hiring them for their kid's birthday parties. Howard said it's never fun having a clown at a party.
Robin read a story about how the NTSB found the second black box from the train that crashed in Hoboken. Robin said they have found video and the engineer's cell phone in his back pack so he wasn't on his phone at the time.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was the head of the clown union. He was doing a goofy clown voice and Howard didn't last long with that. He hung up and said he could sense it wasn't going anywhere. Fred played some Jackie the Joke Man laughs after that.
Robin read a story about Hurricane Matthew heading to Florida and the east coast. Robin said 11 people were killed in Haiti. Howard said he's amazed that we can't control the weather. Howard said he wanted to blow up the moon to help out with that.
Howard took a call from Marfan Mike who wished him a Happy New Year. He said he liked the Green Day interview. Howard was talking like Mike and asked what he thinks of clowns. Mike said he can take them or leave them. Howard said he lost interest. He said Mike doesn't need to hear that. He said he's probably heard that his whole life. Mike said some people did that. Howard said he's glad he enjoyed Green Day. Mike asked Howard about something that no one understood. Howard played a Marfan Mike theme song which was to the tune of the old Batman series theme. Robin said he asked about the woman who wanted to give High Pitch Erik the blow job. Shuli came in and said Erik said he changed his mind about that woman and he doesn't want the blow job. Shuli said that his excuse was that she's ugly but the truth is that he feels it would bother his friend April. Shuli said now Mike wants to step in. Howard asked Shuli if he gets paid for doing this. Shuli said he does. He said he has health insurance and all of that. Howard told him to get back to work. He let Mike go too.
Robin read about the fall out after Trump said that some troops who go to war can't handle it. Robin said people are responding to that.
Howard said they get to meet a lot of guys who went to Iraq and Afghanistan. Howard said they are tough guys. He said it's not about that. He said it's a syndrome from doing so many tours over there. Robin said they have served their country and done things that most of us aren't doing. Robin said they deserve our assistance when they come home. Howard asked where Robin's uniform is. Robin said she hasn't seen that in 100 years. Robin said she didn't keep it. Howard asked if she needed a special top for her big breasts. Robin said they didn't. She said they had someone who could let it out. Howard asked if she wore a skirt. Robin said she did. Howard said imagine what was going on there. Howard got a picture from her book. He said god only knows what was going down in those years. Howard thanked her for her service. Robin thanked him for recognizing her service.
Robin read about last night's Vice Presidential debate. Robin had some clips for Howard to play. She had people commenting on who they thought won the debate.
Robin read a story about doctors who are warning people about skin care products that have mercury in them. Howard asked who is putting mercury in skin cream. Robin said she had no idea this was going on. Fred played a clip of Sal saying ''Prelavant.'' Robin said the mercury can contaminate other things that people touch. Howard said don't use soap with lead in it either.
Robin read a story about Botox injections helping women with severe incontinence. Robin said it can help as much as surgery. Robin said she's not sure where they're putting the Botox. Howard said maybe it's up the ''vagine.''
Robin read a story about the BET Awards that were on last night. Howard said it's his goal in life to win a BET award. Robin said Snoop Dogg was given a lifetime achievement award. Robin had some audio from the award show.
Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:30am.
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Here's what they played on today's replay show:
Today's show was over around 10:55am.
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Today's show was over around 11:10am.