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Howard started off the show talking about how he thought he was running late today but it turned out he was right on time and prepared for the show. He said that Artie's black eye was almost gone. Artie said that it healed much quicker than he thought it would. Howard said he kind of misses it.
Howard said that his daughter graduated college on Thursday last week so that's why he wasn't in. He said she graduated Washington University in St. Louis so he was out there for that. He said that he felt very emotional there but he didn't cry.
Howard said that Debra was very good in school, as all Stern's are. He said that he saw her up on stage getting her diploma and he got all emotional and started thinking about the little kid that she once was. That led to Artie doing his ''Wahhh'' thing and Robin telling him to go ahead and get upset. Fred also threw in some of the clips of the chick who was on the show asking people go ''please just give me a chance'' and crying.
Howard said he could picture Debra as a little kid and how cute she was and then started getting all emotional about that. He said that he was very touched by that moment. It was a big deal for him to see that happening. Howard joked that it was the first kid in his family who had ever graduated college. He said that she's really a good kid.
Howard said that the night before that he had flown out there to St. Louis. The whole family was out there so they all went out to dinner. He said that his ex-wife and her husband were there but he ended up picking up the bill himself of course.
Howard said he read that Mayor Bloomberg went out to lunch with Barack Obama and Bloomberg only left a 20 percent tip. He thought that was kind of lame and he wondered why he tips so much himself if that's what billionaires are doing.
Howard said he's going to talk to his shrink about that today when he goes to therapy. He said that it's absurd that he feels he has to give so much of a tip when other people aren't doing that.
Howard said that those clips are obvious parody and someone probably told Dolly about them. He said that he likes Dolly, which is weird, and he can't imagine that she'd get upset about something and want to bring some kind of legal action over it.
Howard said that he's pretty sure she never even heard the clips. He said that this reminds him of the Jerry Fallwell case against Hustler and how that went to the supreme court and they told Fallwell that it was parody and it was legal to do such things.
Howard said that they used to do stuff with him and his family in the past and he thought it was funny and wanted to reprint it in his book.
The caller asked if he could play a game but Howard had none to play. Howard hung up on the guy when he kept asking him to play anything.
Another caller said that Howard came off pretty good on FOX news. Howard said that they were talking about how ridiculous it was to try and sue over something like that. He said that he really doesn't want to cause Dolly any trouble.
Howard said that they were basically saying that Dolly has no case against him for this. He said that he really does like Dolly because she's had this really long career and she's been kind of hot all this time. He said that he really does like her a lot.
Howard said that someone told him that Dolly's management are fans of the show and they may have done this to get some attention. He said that would be kind of sad so he hopes that's not the case.
Robin said that there was also a Baba Booey reference on TV last week. Gary said that JD would have that in a few minutes. Howard said that Mike and Juliette gave Ronnie a shout out too. He heard that Ronnie had hung out with them at Robin's charity so that's why they ended up giving him the shout out.
Howard played the clip where Juliette gave Ronnie the shout out. It was a really quick mention. Howard spent a few more minutes talking about Dolly and how he'd like to have her on the show. He said that he'd have her on any time but he's not sure if he could play those clips for her.
Howard said that he's kind of impressed when celebrities like Dolly know his name. He said that his parents are still astounded that he's famous and still get excited about articles about him in the paper.
Howard said that he didn't know that Jon was the ''boss'' of the band until he saw that show last night. Robin said that she noticed the house and how there was something off there. She said that he couldn't have run out of money so she's surprised that the yard was so plain. Robin said that he had absolutely nothing outside.
Howard and Robin talked about the nice stuff Jon has in his house. He's got a movie screen that comes up out of the floor. Howard said that Jon told him about the screening room he has and how they're actual films, not just DVDs. Howard said that he has a hard enough time loading a DVD at his house, he can't imagine loading a real film.
Howard said that Jon told him about this projectionist he has and how he could recommend the guy. Howard said that he's fine with a DVD himself but Jon said that's just not acceptable.
Howard said that he heard that Robin and Beth were very close and e-mailing each other back and forth all the time. Robin said that she loves Beth and they've been e-mailing a bit but not every single day.
Howard said that the guy who plays the lead, Ryan Gosling, is really good in it too. Artie said that he figured it would be a goof based on what the story is. Howard said that it was really good though. He said his mother told him to check it out so that's what he did.
Howard said that his parents were celebrating their 61st wedding anniversary this weekend. He said that his father really doesn't get emotional about anything either. He said they went out to Nathan's Hot Dogs for their anniversary. They do that every single year.
Howard said that his parents didn't go out to the graduation but his dad wouldn't have gotten emotional there either. He said his father never even asks how they're doing or anything like that. He's very guarded.
Howard talked about some of the stories his father was telling about their honeymoon and things like that. He said that they were stopped on their way to Florida and the cops thought that they were migrant workers or something. Howard wasn't even sure why that was.
Howard said that his parents really do love and like each other and he's not sure how one of them is going to take it when the other dies. He said that his mother doesn't even know how to write a check because his father takes care of that stuff. Howard said his mother once told him that if Ben died, she was going to give away all of her money to charity. Howard said that he asked her how she's going to pay her bills if she does that. She said that she doesn't need that much.
Howard ended up talking about the Kennedy's and how they still don't really work. They've diluted that Kennedy money a lot though. He said that none of the kids have worked because there was so much money there though.
The caller asked Howard why he doesn't warn people that he's not going to be there the next day. Howard said that he thinks that it's great to have people tune in and listen to the show even if they're running a replay. He said he doesn't want people to know that they're not going to be there live so they will still tune in and listen. He said that if he had told people about the Ralph special then they wouldn't have given him a chance.
Howard asked the guy why he wanted prior warning. The guy said that he doesn't want to try calling in if they're not there live. Howard said that's great, that's what he wants.
Howard said that he reads these fan web sites about how he doesn't tell them when he's off. He said that they're going to plan to do other things if he does give them prior warning. Howard said that it might take people a little while to figure it out if they don't know ahead of time. Howard said he thinks he's right not to give prior warning and he's going to continue to do that.
Howard took another call from a guy who said that he doesn't mind it too much when Ralph calls in but he should be limited to like one call per show. Robin said that they can't do that to him because he might have comments about more than one thing on the show. The caller said that Ralph just pops up like he's in the studio. Howard said that he doesn't even pick up every time he calls in. He said that he only picks up on him about 50 percent of the time he calls in.
Howard explained how the idea for the Ralph special came about. He said that Ralph was always telling him about these bits that he remembered and that led to them putting the special together because he had this great memory of the show over the years.
Robin said that Ralph had pulled one song parody about Scott's smoking that she didn't even remember. She said that it was something about Scott being dead or something.
A caller said that he gave that special a half hour but he had to turn it off. He didn't like Ralph and he didn't like hearing the old shows. Howard said that he doesn't get that at all and said that he likes to hear the old shows. The caller said that he doesn't like the old shows and he only wants to hear the new shows. He said he's been listening for like 20 years and he only wants to hear the new stuff. The caller said that the Best Of stuff really sucks. He said he'd rather hear Howard live from his house in the shower than those old shows.
Another caller said that he likes hearing the old stuff and he's going to get a threesome now that he's on the phone with Howard.
Howard asked the guy how he found this chick. The guy said he found her on Craigslist. He said that he wasn't sure how things were going to work out and he was afraid that he could get mugged or something. He said that she sounded like one of those chicks from a dating phone line or something.
The guy said that the woman asked him to let her go into her hotel room and for him to follow a few minutes later. She said that she was wearing a long shirt that was like a skirt on her. She wasn't wearing a bra and she had flat shoes on. He said that she was a little short but that was the only flaw she had. He said that she was Italian and part Asian but he only saw the Italian in her. He said that she undressed in front of him and then he did his thing.
The caller said that the hooker was really tight and almost like she had never had sex before. He said that he figured he'd be done in a second so he asked her to just hold still. He said he was inside of her and he just sat and talked to her for a few minutes.
Howard asked the guy if he was a little bit in love with this chick. The guy laughed and said that he was kind of hooked on her.
Howard asked the guy to tell them where the ad was but Benjy had already found it. Benjy said that he had searched for her and pulled up the ad for Howard and the guys to check out. There weren't any good ones to see but they checked them out anyway.
Howard spent a few minutes talking to the guy about the hooker. The guy said that she was amazing because no matter what position they were in, she was able to find his balls with one of her hands. Howard sand the guys had some fun goofing around with that story. Howard said that he's got to talk to Beth about the ball thing and have her find his like this chick was.
The caller said that there are these chicks out there trying to steal your identity out there so you have to be careful. He said that he had no plans on getting a prostitute that day but he kept seeing that ad and had to check it out.
Artie said that he doesn't think he's ever had a chick as hot as this one was. He said that based on the pictures he was seeing, he had never had one hotter. The caller said that the chick even took off his condom for him. He said that she pulled it off and cleaned him up. Howard said that's quite a service. The guy said that he was going to call her again after this call. Howard told the guy to call them back if he does that chick again.
Howard said that they had a busy show today. They have George Takei calling in today. They also have this woman Paula Gloria coming in next. She's the one who has that public access show that Richard and Sal prank call all the time. He did his impression of the woman talking about Richard, who calls in as Rusty, and goofed on that a little bit. Howard said he can't wait to meet her. Howard said they also have the new Miss Howard TV coming in. He thought that she was the chick who was going to spin the wheel of JD but Robin corrected him and said that's Miss Black Howard Stern.
The guys talked about the Bowling Beauties show that's on Howard TV right now. Howard said that he was just going to check out a little bit of it but ended up watching the whole show. He said he actually went bowling himself a few weeks ago and bowled a 114. He said he has no idea what he's doing though.
Artie said that it was just a chaotic time in his life. He said that he had a buddy who knew the guy down there and that's how he got hooked up with him. He said that his logic was that if it was that hard to get it, maybe he wouldn't keep doing it. He said that he thought it would deter him but it really didn't because he got hooked so bad. He said that he was getting a few days worth of the stuff when he'd go down there. The guy wouldn't show up every time he went there though.
Artie said that it would take him a little over 2 hours to get down there and then he'd speed home with heroin on him. He said that he would take a fix when he hooked up with the guy and then he'd drive home. He said that he wouldn't nod off or anything after doing a couple of lines. The couple of lines would just make him feel normal again.
Artie talked about how awful he felt when he'd be coming down off of that stuff. He said that he's amazed that he didn't blow his head off during that stuff. Howard said that he wanted to talk more about that but he had to get this Paula Gloria in there.
Howard had the guys bring in Paula after that. She's going to be doing her show there on Howard 101 tonight. Paula gave Howard a present when she came in. Howard asked her if she calls herself a hippie or something. She said she doesn't. She gave Howard a fart sound effect thing as the gift.
Howard asked Paula how she got involved in doing the public access show. He asked her if she had to pay to do it. She said she didn't but she doesn't get paid to do it either. Howard said that she must have to put a lot of energy into it to do the show. He asked her if she does it just to be famous. Paula said that she made $5 million on cellular telephone licenses but she lost it all.
Howard asked Paula about the money and how she lost it all. Paula said that she got these licenses by the luck of a lottery draw when she bought the licenses down in Kentucky. She said that she got sucked on some other deals and lost her the money. She said that she invested in some things that lost all of that money. Howard asked her why she would reinvest it. Paula tried to explain it but Howard wasn't that familiar with what she was talking about.
Paula said that after taxes, the $5 million was only about 2 and a half so she invested about a million in a methane deal and some telecommunications deal in China and that didn't work. She started to explain how she lost the money and that led to her finding out the ''9/11 truth'' or something like that.
Howard said that he's been getting a lot of letters about Paula and he wanted to read those. Paula started to ramble about her friend Jenneba and how she had stopped talking to her for a year but her story made no sense to Howard or Robin. They had no clue what she was talking about.
Howard said that someone suggested that they not have her on but he wasn't able to find the letter. Howard asked Paula what she thinks happened on 9/11. She said that she thinks that we went to war because of cartoons.
Howard took a call from ''Rusty'' who was in tears. He said that he can't believe he's hearing her on radio for the first time in a year and a half. He asked her why she left. Howard hung up on her and then took a call from Sal who was pretending to be Jeff and talking dirty to her. Howard thanked him for that and hung up.
Howard read the e-mail he got about Paula and how she and her friends don't believe that planes actually hit the World Trade Center on 9/11. Howard said that it appears that people think she's nuts based on her theories.
Howard asked Paula what happened on 9/11. She said that she didn't see it that day because she was in India. Howard said that they have friends who saw it happen down on the street. Paula said that there were people in the big gash from the plane crash who were waving. She said that no one saw that on TV but there were people who saw it.
Paula said that she doesn't think that you can photoshop people waving in video. Howard said he had no idea what she was saying. Paula said that she's not sure what brought down the building. She said that this is not a conspiracy.
Howard asked Paula if planes hit the building. Paula said that she doesn't believe so. Artie asked her what made the buildings fall then. Fred asked why there's video of the planes crashing into the buildings. Paula thinks that they were cartoons. Paula said that a plane would crumple if it went into a building like that and it wouldn't come out the other side.
Howard asked Paula if she thinks we landed on the moon. She said that she doesn't believe so. She also said that the holocaust was something that concerned her greatly. She was all over the place and not really explaining her thoughts on all of that stuff. Artie asked her to explain to them how the buildings ended up falling on 9/11. She said that people can find out more about what she has to say at her web site PaulaGloria.com or RabbitHoleCentral.tv.
Howard said he was shocked to see that she has a decent body. She said that her body has gotten better since she embraced the ''no planes'' theory. She said that she's 56 years old now. She said that she's not really dating anyone at this point and she's got a lot of other things keeping her busy. Howard figured she had dried up. She said that she was married many times. She said that she first got married at 19 and then again when she was in her 20s.
Paula said that she got pregnant at one time but the guy she was with didn't want to have the kid. She was going on and on not making much sense again so Howard cut her off and tried to ask her some more straightforward questions. He asked her when she last had sex. She said she didn't want to be misunderstood this morning but Artie told her it was too late.
Paula said that she hasn't had sex since about 2000 or 2001. Then she remembered that she had sex one time and started chanting some mantras. She said that she was doing her Tantric mantras back then and started saying some stuff. She said that she has actually repeated some of those mantras a million times.
Paula was going on and on about another one of her crazy stories but Howard cut her off and took a phone call. It was Sal and/or Richard playing Mark the Bagger audio clips. They had him asking her about getting cum out of his cat's fur and stuff like that.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked Paula if she's got a hairy cunt like other hippies. Paula said that she shaved herself for one of her boyfriends and she did that for 7 years. She said that it wasn't very pleasant to be shaved down there. She said that she's now very hairy down there. She said that she doesn't like to go to places where she has to wear a bathing suit so she goes totally naked.
Howard asked Paula to take her top off now. She didn't want to do that unless he came on her show and took his bottom off. Howard asked if she'd be comfortable taking her top off in there. She started to ramble again so Howard tried to get her back on track.
Howard took a call from Hate Man (audio clips) who was telling Paula that he wanted to go down on her and lick her and go around with world with her. Paula said that it sounds like she has new callers.
Howard asked Paula if she wanted to meet Rusty since she's never met him before. She said she would like to meet him and she thought that she could pick him out of a line up if they had three guys in there. Howard played some of the calls that Richard made to her show before bringing in Richard.
Howard said that those guys really give her a hard time. Paula didn't seem to think it was that big of a deal. Howard asked Paula if she knew which one was Rusty. She said that she has seen some of the YouTube stuff and picked Richard right out of the line up. Richard was still calling himself Rusty. Sal was there too so she asked him some questions since he has made some prank calls to her show too.
Richard asked Paula if she stopped taking phone calls on her show because of them. She said that she had to stop because they gave her a daily show and they can't take calls before noon or something like that.
Paula said that Rusty and Sal have caused some problems with other public access shows because they're afraid to take calls now.
Howard asked Paula to explain this 9/11 theory of hers. She said that she doesn't believe that the buildings went down because of the planes but when Howard asked her what brought them down, she'd go off on a tangent and not explain it. She said that she's going to leave that to the experts to explain. Howard said that was very clear.
Richard asked Paula if she had ever done acid. She said that she did it twice in her life. Dominic Barbara called in and said that she sounds a lot like that Croy woman who used to come on the show. Howard said he was right about that.
Another caller asked Paula if she masturbates. Paula said that she does not do that but she used to. She said that she stopped when she learned to transcend, in her 20s. She said she learned how to do it at 7 and taught her brother.
Howard asked Paula why she doesn't make herself feel good by doing that. She said that she could never have an orgasm doing that herself. She had a one hour long orgasm one time but that was dependant on a penis. Howard kicked Richard and Sal out of the studio after they asked a couple of dopey questions.
A caller told Paula that he was a block away from the World Trade Center and he saw the second plane hit and they were definitely planes that entered the buildings. Paula said that this man is asking her to accept something but went into this explanation of this type of communication that she's into and how she can't believe this man because she does not know him. She also said that he may have seen something that he ''thinks'' he saw but may not have actually happened.
Howard said that he was very confused by Paula today. She was telling all kinds of wacky stories. Mariann from Brooklyn called in and told her that she's out of her mind but her voice was very soothing and nice to hear. Another caller asked her to talk dirty to him because her voice was kind of sexy. Paula didn't want to do that though. Artie threw out some lines for her to say but she didn't want to do that. The caller said he didn't even care what it was, he just wanted to hear her voice.
Howard gave Paula a plug for her show that's on Howard 101 tonight at 7pm. Paula will be taking phone calls and she's going to call the show ''Total Penetration'' instead of ''Farther Down the Rabbit Hole'' like they were going to call it. She said that she will be talking about the 9/11 stuff with people.
Howard asked Paula some more questions but he said he didn't understand any of the answers she was giving. He asked her if she has ever been in a mental institution. Paula said no to that.
Gary said that they just googled her and found pictures of her where she's got a Swastika above her. She went into another one of her explanations where she threw out this line ''Mantra and Yantra is Tantra...'' and then explained that the shape of the Swastika is equal to something... it made very little sense. Howard asked Robin if she knew anything after this interview. Robin laughed and said ''no.''
Howard took another call and a guy said that he had googled her and saw the Swastika above her head. She said that she doesn't support that and she likes the Jews. She said that most of the people she works with there in New York are Jewish.
Howard took a call from Crackhead Bob (audio clips again) who asked her some questions that she couldn't understand. Howard gave Paula some plugs and said that he really had no idea what they were talking about today. Paula went into another explanation about the plane crashes and said that there was one video where the plane came through the other side of the building with the nose intact. Howard said he still didn't know what they were talking about.
A caller said that he knows what Paula is talking about. He said that they have a theory that the planes were fake and it was just a way to take down the towers. Howard said that he knows a guy who is dead because of that stuff. Howard asked Paula who she thinks staged the buildings coming down. She said that it was a contractor that had very good PR that got the media to cover it the way they did. Howard gave Paula some more plugs and wrapped up with her and then went to break.
Howard had George on the phone a short time later. George said that he and Brad are going to get married. He said that they're planning their wedding now. He said that he wanted to call with the good news last week but he'd forgotten that they're off on Friday.
George said that they haven't decided if they're going to do a great big wedding where they embrace everyone or just a small one for family. He said that they're going through a bunch of things that they'd like to do and they have a lot of planning to do. He said that this is what they've been waiting for out there in California.
Howard said he had a suggestion for a wedding song and played his ''I'm Dreaming of a White Penis'' song parody that he recorded there. Howard told George they could do their first dance to that song. George laughed when Howard said that. Howard said they could have bit penises dropping from the ceiling during the song.
George said that he doesn't have to dream about it anymore. He said that he and Brad celebrated it on Sunday night now that they're not living in sin.
Howard said that he's excited about the wedding. He told him that he should wear assless chaps to the wedding. George said that they're going to do this in a dignified way but they will have their own styled of course. Howard said that he may give George a new dog as a wedding gift. George said that they might be ready for a new dog now.
Howard said he can imagine the first dance with this song playing. He played the ''Brad's Big Balls'' song parody that Sal and Richard had him record. George said that he may regret having recorded those songs.
George said that they're going through all of the plans for this wedding and they don't even know how they're going to march in and march out yet. They have a lot of options for how to do it though. They do know that they're going to go to South America for their Honeymoon. Artie asked if he could be George's maid of honor. George said that he will be one of the options on the list.
Artie said that he could sing an Anne Murray song for them at the wedding and gave George an example of what that would sound like. He sang her song ''I Just Fall In Love Again'' and threw in Brad and George's names. George told him he was fantastic and very gifted. Artie said he'd love to perform the song so his father can roll over in his grave over and over again.
Artie said that his father had an archaic way of thinking and this is how he wants to show that there should be a tolerance for them to get married. George said that he and Brad are very glad that they get to do this legally finally.
George told Artie that he and Nichele Nichols might make a great singing couple at the wedding. Artie seemed to be into doing it too. Howard told George that he might have Phoebe Snow perform a song at his wedding. Artie told George that there is a law about Asians marrying Whites so he and Brad may not be able to do that.
George said that they're going to go to Arizona and get a silver and turquoise wedding ring since Brad is from Arizona. Howard wrapped up with George and congratulated him on the wedding plans. Howard said that the sucking that's going to go on... He said that it's amazing to see that this is legal now and that gay men are allowed to get married.
George was saying that he and Brad may consummate their marriage with some ass play. Howard asked who the woman would be but George said that they would probably both be doing it and share the experience. Howard said that one of their listeners was predicting what the night would sound like. Howard then played a gay porn audio clip where a guy was beating another guy and making him call him ''sir'' and stuff like that.
Howard asked George who popped the question. George said that Brad beat him to it even though he was planning on doing it. Howard let George go a short time later.
Howard played a second interview that Gary did with her and Garver asked her some goofy questions that she answered with a laugh.
Howard wondered if this gay marriage thing means that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are going to marry now. Sarah said she wanted to hold off until the gays were allowed to get married.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that she was reading an article about Kidd Chris getting fired from WYSP. Howard said he spoke to Chris on Sunday about that. He said that he had heard the song parody that Chris got fired over. He said that they apparently got a complaint letter and Viacom ended up firing them over it. Howard said that the song was done by a guest on the show and he sang this song about ''Schwoogies.'' Howard said that he had a clip of the song that he was fired over and he said it wasn't even funny. The song was to the tune of Blondie's ''Call Me.''
Howard said that they seemed to be having a good time there that day but they may have been laughing at how awful it was. Howard said he spoke to Chris about how he was doing and Chris was kind of upset about it. He said that they had just had him sign a new contract recently but now they're saying he was fired with cause and they may to not pay him.
Robin said that the song was played more than once and they do have a delay button there. They should have cut the song out if they felt it was going to cause problems.
Howard said that his theory is that they want to change formats and this is one way to cut costs. He said that Chris wasn't able to give him the details of what his contract is worth but from what he's heard from other people, they might be trying to cut some costs by getting him out of there.
Artie said that he thought Chris was doing really well down there in Philly. Robin said that she had only heard good things about him and how good he was doing down there. Howard said that this is going to give Chris that taint of being racists and it's going to be hard to shake it.
The woman on the phone said that they should bring him to SIRIUS. Howard said that he wanted Chris a couple of years ago that he was making a mistake staying in terrestrial radio. He said that he knew that he'd get fired eventually. He said that Chris thought he had to make a name in terrestrial radio first and then move to something like satellite. Howard said he really didn't have to though.
Howard said that he's not too friendly with radio guys but Chris is a good guy. He said that Bubba and Chris are the only guys in that line of work that he's really friendly with. He said that Booker is another one but he does a different kind of show.
Howard took a call from Wolfe who asked if he had the discussion with Beth over the weekend about the vasectomy. Howard said he chickened out. He said that he didn't want to upset her with that whole thing. He said that he just couldn't do it and he figured it would be a hostile move.
Artie said that when Dana got her bid dog after he told her he didn't like dogs, was a hostile move. that's probably how Beth would react if Howard brought up the vasectomy thing. Robin said that she thinks Howard would just go through with it if he really wanted to be sterile. Howard said that he would love it if someone could just snap their fingers and make him sterile.
Howard said he would love to be able to have sex with Beth without a rubber. He said he's never not done it without one with her. Robin said that he told a story one time about not using a rubber with a woman. Howard didn't want to get into that story.
Howard said that Mike Morse sent in a new song about Artie's black eye. He figured he should play it before Artie's eye was completely healed.
Howard said that this chick is the kind of shtick who guys just want to fuck really hard. He said she had the tiniest thong on and it made her look like such a girl. He told her that Artie could change her life if she married him. He said that Artie should marry her because there can't possibly be anything wrong with her. He said that she doesn't seem to have any personality problems as far as he could tell from the 3 seconds that he had spoken to her.
Miss Howard TV said that she dances at Rick's Cabaret down in Miami. Howard gave her some ''Wow!'' comments when he heard that. She said that Ronnie had found her down in Philly when she came up to dance there. She said that she dances down at Tootsie's in Miami now. Gracie said that guys cum in their pants all the time when she dances for them. Howard said he can see why. He said that her body is sick. She's just 25 years old and Howard told her that she's got another good 5 or 6 years in her.
Howard said that it must be tough to have guys coming on to her all the time. Gracie said that she dresses down and they still come on to her. Gracie said that she had a C-cup but had them bumped up to a D-cup. She said they were prettier before but she was young when she had them done. She showed them her boobs a short time later. Howard told her that she was perfect.
Artie said she was perfect too so Howard and Robin told him to propose to her. Artie said that he'd have to get to know her better first. He found out that she's dating someone. That led to her talking about how she had a friend of her go down on her one time. Gracie said that she had a friend at another club who she thought was kind of cute. Gracie said that she's not into girls that much but she did have this one girl go down on her.
Gracie said that she was only about 18 at the time and she was wearing short shorts. Gracie said that her friend may have come from the pool when they got down and did it. She said that they were just hanging out and chillin' while they were there at this house.
Howard asked Gracie if she thinks that planes actually didn't hit the buildings. She said that she does think that the buildings were taken down with explosives or something, not because of the planes. She thinks that the planes did hit the buildings but didn't take then down.
Howard got back to the friend that Gracie did it with. She told some more stories about how that all went down. Gracie said that she thinks the other girl was down there for about 15 minutes. She didn't orgasm though. Gracie said she was very nervous. She said that she did finger the other girl though. The other chick didn't orgasm either.
Gracie said she's never been with a black guy before. Robin told Artie that she really is perfect. Howard asked her if she's ever had two guys at the same time. She hasn't done that either. Howard was still talking about how great her body was.
Gracie said that she lost her virginity at 16 to a 21 year old. She said that the guy was really shy and introverted too. Gracie said that she isn't making as much money as she used to with the economy being as bad as it is. Howard said that she looked really good with the tan she had. Gracie told him that she's Jewish so he had her singing some of the Jewish stuff for him.
The Howard TV guys showed some video of Gracie dancing at the Rick's Cabaret down in Philly. Howard asked her if she was into Ronnie. She said that he was kind of cute and when she was asked if she would sleep with him, she didn't say no.
Howard told Gracie that he's not sure he could handle her because she's got such a great body. She talked about the guy that she's dating now and how he's got some baggage with his baby mama and stuff. She said she'll have to see how things go with him. Howard told him that Artie doesn't come with any of that baggage.
Howard said he had to get this chick out of there or else he won't be able to concentrate. He ended up asking her if she shits. She said that she has to admit that she does. She said that she makes sure that no one can smell it though.
Howard said he had a stripper dance for him one time and he caught a whiff of her ass and that was it for him. He said he couldn't think that she was hot anymore after that.
Howard thanked Gracie for coming in and was about to let her go but a caller said he's had a lap dance from her and Howard should give her a try now. Howard told her to dance for Artie but Artie said that would be a bad idea because he was wearing sweat pants. Artie said that he might have a boner already and she hadn't even started to dance for him.
Mike Gange asked if JD wanted a lap dance. Howard had him come in and Gracie went right into her dance for him. She was lifting up his shirt so he told her to get the fuck out. Howard asked JD if he was falling in love. JD said he wasn't. Gracie was getting down there and getting her tits in his face. Howard said it looked like he had a boner. JD told him it was just his pants and called him an asshole. Artie got a hard on and asked why he got one watching JD getting a dance.
Gracie said that she was once offered $10,000 to have sex with a guy. She turned him down. She said that she's had guys offer her a lot of different things like that. She can't do it though. Howard let her go a short time later.
Howard said that the new Indiana Jones movie was getting some great reviews. He said that it got 4 stars in one review. Robin said that there are some reviews that are just luke warm so they'll have to wait to see it.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about that Paula chick and if he had met his match with her. Howard said that the woman just doesn't make any sense. He said that he wanted to know her theory on the whole 9/11 thing but he really didn't understand what she was saying. Howard said he's pretty sure that Sal and Richard will be calling her on her show tonight.
The caller said that he's been a fan of the show for a long time. He said that he's had some tumors removed and he always listens when he's recovering. The guys wished him luck with the tumor thing and then went to break.
Howard said that Evil Dave is apparently missing. Gary hasn't been able to get in touch with him. Will said that he was trying to book him for a segment and he called his job and he apparently doesn't work there anymore. He said he tired calling his girlfriend too but she's not returning calls or e-mails so he's not sure what's going on there. Artie said that you can let your imagination run wild with the theories about what's going on there.
Howard said that Blue Iris is sick again. He played a voice mail that she left for Richard. Blue was telling Richard that she's having surgery next week to have a tumor removed from her left ovary. She gave every detail of the size of the tumor and all of that. Howard said that she's always giving the details. He let it play some more and Blue talks about how they're going to pull it out through her belly button.
Howard said that she's a mess but he hopes that she's alright. He said that she's always talking about parts of her body that you don't want to hear about. He and Artie did their impressions of Blue and joked about all of this gross stuff she talks about.
Howard was making up even more stuff that Blue could call in about. He joked that she had a weasel living in her uterus and things like that. Robin tried to get in on that and said something about Blue's eggs being rotten or something.
Howard took a call from a guy who did his bad Blue Iris impression and then asked Howard what he thought about the latest Battlestar Galactica. Howard said that they're a little uneven this season. He said that last week's was good and he's hoping they're back on track. He said he still loves the show but he's a little disappointed in it. He said that some of the shows have seemed like they were just filler.
Howard hung up on that guy and another caller asked if anyone there collects Indiana Jones memorabilia. Howard said if there are, he'd fire them. Gary said that Ralph might.
Howard said that the only thing that he collects himself are guitars that he's gotten from people. Gary said that he heard from one of the guys that Ralph was trying to buy a Indiana Jones treasure chest. Howard had to hang up on the caller because he kept interrupting.
Howard said that he does collect old radios too but that's because Gary got him started on that. He also collects the awards the show has won over the years. He said that it's mostly personal stuff, not movie stuff or anything like that. Robin said she has a friend who has a whole ''Simpsons'' room. She said that he has everything Simpsons in the room and if you stay at his house, you have to sleep with that stuff around you.
Howard talked about how Daniel Carver's wife collects dolls and she keeps the black and white dolls segregated from one another.
Artie said that he has two interviews with some possible assistants coming up. He said he'll be meeting with them at his apartment and at a diner. Howard told him he might want to have them meet with someone else before he meets with them so they can weed out the creeps. Artie said that he might be right about that.
Steve said that they have a story about Artie's revelation about getting his dope down in Delaware and how upset a congressman is about that. Artie said that he wanted to say as little as possible about this guy as he can. He didn't want anyone figuring out who he was.
Steve said that they have a story about Paris Hilton and how she may be upset that Benjy got the most votes in her BFF contest. Steve went through a few more things as he was wrapping up. He got in some plugs for that Paula Gloria show and for Greg Fitzsimmons' show that airs tonight at Midnight.
Howard said that he's not sure if he's going to listen to Paula's show tonight. He said it might be kind of fun. Robin said she might not be able to listen because she's not hooked up in her new apartment yet. That led to Howard talking to her about the apartment that she rented in the city years ago. He said she put a lot of money into the place and she was only renting. Robin said that this time she bought so he has nothing to worry about.
Howard and Artie asked Robin if she's going to give Jim Florentine a key to her apartment. Robin said that she has no abode at this time. Howard told her that it's not necessary to give him a key at this time. Artie thought it would be nice if she did.
Howard had Jon Hein come in after that to give his Wrap Up Show preview. Jon ran down the list of things they were going to try and cover today. That led to the guys talking about Gracie and how she seemed to be kind of into Ronnie. Howard had Ronnie come in to talk about that and told him that he's not any better looking than he is. He said that's why they're kind of surprised that she was so into him. Ronnie said that he wasn't saying anything about that either.
Ronnie said that he never lies to the girls about owning the place or anything like that either. Howard asked Gracie to come back in so they could ask her about this.
Howard asked her to answer honestly and asked her if she thinks that Ronnie is like an important guy there at Rick's Cabaret when she see's him hanging out with Lonnie. She said that of course she does. Gracie said that she just said ''maybe'' she would have sex with him earlier. She said that she thinks he's cool though.
Howard asked Ronnie if he's a hypnotist or something. Ronnie said he's not. Gracie was saying that she thinks Ronnie is kind of cute. Howard and the guys asked Gracie who else she finds hot. She said that even Fred was okay. She said that she even liked Benjy. She seemed to like everyone. She said that she didn't know Artie very well and she'd have to get to know him better.
Gracie told Howard that he and Ronnie were the two best looking guys in there. She said that she'd do Mike Gange when they brought him up. She said that Jon Hein was okay too.
Howard let everyone go and then took some phone calls. A caller said that it must be great that Beth doesn't shit. Howard said that she can go for weeks without shitting. Fred said that can't be healthy and it's definitely not normal.
Howard and Fred talked about Beth's shitting for a short time. Howard said that she does eat so he's not sure what's going on there. Jon Hein wrapped up his Wrap Up Show preview a short time later.
Robin read some stories about Lance Armstrong possibly dating Kate Hudson and a couple of other things. Howard said that he heard about a web site where they do a wrestling thing and the winner gets to bang the loser. He said they may have those people in to talk about that.
Howard read some e-mail about Scott the Engineer's commentating on the Bowling Beauties show. That led to the guys goofing on Scott's suit that he was wearing in that show. Howard said that he was reading some mail from fans who don't care what time of the day they do the show. He said that maybe that would be an incentive to come back and do shows after the contract is up.
Robin read a story about Lindsay Lohan selling her birthday bash to someone who is willing to throw the party for her. It's basically a sponsorship from what Robin was reading. Howard talked about how Lindsay's mother won some award for being a great mom.
Howard read some e-mail about the William Shatner interview last week. He got a bunch of positive mail about that.
Robin read a story about Ashlee Simpson getting married to Pete Wentz. She had no idea who Pete was until the guys told her he was from the band Fall Out Boy. Robin said she likes their music.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he knew some of the girls at Scores who were very glad when Ronnie left. He said that they didn't like him being there at the club and ordering them around. The caller also said that he liked the Ralph special last week.
Ronnie came in all pissed off at the caller. Ronnie said that he never ordered anyone around and asked who the fuck the guy was. Ronnie said that the caller didn't know what he was talking about.
Howard had some audio of Ronnie ordering someone around. It was a prank call Sal and Richard made using Ronnie clips. They spent a few more minutes with Ronnie before Robin got back to her news.
Robin read a story about Ted Kennedy's seizures so that led to Howard, Fred and Artie doing their Kennedy impressions. They spent a few minutes doing that while Robin was trying to get through her story. Robin had some clips of Barack Obama talking about Kennedy. Howard and the guys kept interrupting and with their Kennedy impressions though.
Robin read through some stories about Mike Huckabee's comments about Barack Obama, John McCain on Saturday Night Live and more. She had one story about a woman who is trying to battle the sex trade. That led to Artie talking about going to whores and how he doesn't see it as a problem. He said that they should feel bad for him and there's nothing that this woman could tell him that would stop him.
Robin read a story about the Preakness horse race that was run over the weekend. She also talked about how she learned that many of these race horses are sold to slaughterhouses to be used as food over in Europe. She said that she wasn't aware of that and she and Beth are now talking about it and trying to find places where the horses can go once they retire. Robin said that even the winners can be sold to be used as food.
Robin said that the horses are sold for a couple hundred dollars and she was heart broken when she heard about that. Artie told her that she should try the new McHorse sandwich though. Robin told him that he was being horrible.
Robin read that the movie ''Iron Man'' was knocked off the top of box office charts by the return of the Chronicles or Narnia movie. She wrapped up a short time later and Howard ended the show around 10:35am.
Richard said that she did mention that she did acid twice so he's wondering if that's where that came from. Jon talked about how much trouble Howard was having following that stuff. Gary said that even Benjy gives clearer answers than she was. He said that Howard was trying to get an answer out of her and it wasn't working.
Benjy said he had a tough time trying to follow her. He said that he isn't sure that she even ever had the $5 million she was talking about. Jon and the guys talked about all of the stuff she was trying to explain and how it all got thrown off the table by Howard.
Jon talked about the 9/11 conspiracy theory that Paula had and how that really can upset some people because they saw it happen right there in the city. Gary said that he thinks that it might be more ignorance than malice. He said that she was saying that they made the cartoon of the plane going in but she also said that it was impossible to put people waiving in the windows. He said it didn't all make that much sense.
Jon played a clip of Paula talking about her theories. After that Benjy was talking about how there are a lot of theories out there about 9/11. Richard said that there are people out there who have other theories and they argue with the other conspiracy theories.
Gary said that they were there in the city that day and they know that people died and it is what it is. He said that he hears these conspiracy theories all the time.
Richard asked who they think is crazier, Riley Martin or Paula. Gary said he thinks that Riley is more of a snake oil salesman than Paula is so she'd be the crazier one. JD said he thinks that she's crazy too. JD didn't have anything else to add to that.
Jon asked JD if he enjoyed the lap dance. JD said that he would have liked to have enjoyed it but it was tough. Gary said that he's had people come in and marvel at JD because he is that person that they hear on the radio.
Jon asked if Ronnie was the one who brought this girl in and she seemed to like Ronnie quite a bit. JD laughed and said that they looked odd dancing together in that video they saw. While they were talking about that Ronnie and Gracie were all coming into the studio. Jon said they'd get them in there and find out how she was chosen.
Jon asked Ronnie how he managed to pick this girl. Ronnie said that they went through a whole contest there and picked her out of the group. Ronnie went off on JD for making fun of him and ended up yelling at him for not being able to get a hard on. Ronnie told JD that he's got major issues.
Gary said that Gracie had to wear a robe while she came in there because she's not allowed to wear a bikini out in the halls there.
Ronnie said that the contest they held was a unanimous decision for Gracie. Mike Gange said that they really did do it that way and everyone loved her.
Gracie said that Ronnie is really cool and respectful so that's why she likes him. Ronnie said that he treats all of the girls like that and doesn't order them around or anything. Gracie said that it was kind of amusing when he was yelling at JD.
Ronnie and the guys were going back and forth on whether or not Ronnie was on some kind of power trip. Ronnie said that he's not on a power trip but some girls like to be spoken to harshly. He said he doesn't enjoy yelling at women though. He said that in those clips earlier in the show he was just joking around.
Mike Gange said that he thinks that Ronnie does like to boss them around but he's not trying to be an asshole, that's just him. Gracie said that it must be frustrating when you're dealing with a lot of girls. Ronnie agreed with her on that and said that he does have to get a little loud with them sometimes.
Ronnie said that he has gone to other clubs and hasn't yelled at anyone. He said he wasn't yelling now but Gary said that some people might see it as if he was yelling.
Jon took some phone calls and let some people go off on JD about his boner thing. Gary asked Gracie if she feels bad when someone doesn't get excited for her. She said that it would be a bad thing if she wasn't in the studio with all of the cameras on JD. She said that she would cry if the guy didn't get excited in the club.
Jon took some more calls and one guy told Ronnie not to listen to these guys. Ronnie said that they're all jealous and they wish that they were in his spot. Ronnie said that no one else there at the show is jealous but the callers are. Benjy said that he thinks he's jealous of Ronnie.
Gary asked Benjy about the thing he's got going with the DialADancer.com thing that he plugs every day. Benjy said that he plugs it because he can. He said that he used to do some dancing himself but he hasn't done that in a really long time. He said that he hasn't gotten hired for that stuff lately. Richard asked him if he gets paid for the plugs. Benjy said that he does, it's just a flat rate. He said you can get strippers and hire him too if you want.
Gracie asked to see Benjy dance. Benjy just laughed. He said he's not even sure what they'd charge to hire him. Ronnie got in a plug for Gracie and said that she'll be dancing at Rick's Cabaret tonight there in New York City. She usually dances at Tootsie's in Miami.
Gary asked Gracie about some stuff that she was seeing as far as people's shockra. She was talking about Gary's color and saw that Teddy was probably the one there who was in the most pain.
Ronnie had to take Gracie back to do her photo shoot. Gary said that he thinks the whole shockra thing is what you get caught up in when you're at a strip club. He said that you buy into it during the dances but then you want to hide and not hear more about it. He said that he just runs off to the bathroom and tries to get out of it.
Jon asked JD what was going on with him and Ronnie there. JD said that he's not sure what's going on there. Richard said that it's really hard to read Ronnie because he seems mad but then he'll start laughing. JD said that he's not sure what that's about and he didn't want to get into it.
A caller asked JD if he appreciated him getting him that dance earlier. JD said that he did enjoy it and that chick was rubbing just about every part of her body on him. Benjy asked the guy if the strippers will use their hand on you. The guy said that there are some clubs where they will do stuff like that. Gary cut him off because he didn't want to hear about anything that shouldn't be going on.
Jon took a call from a woman who said that she's watched many hours of these conspiracy theories and she thinks that there are some interesting things that they bring up in those theories. She said that a building has never collapsed after being hit by an airplane. Gary asked her some questions about that and pointed out that the planes were going very fast and had full fuel tanks so no other planes have ever hit buildings like that. They went back and forth on that for a few minutes.
Gary told the woman that he doesn't buy any of that stuff. Benjy told the woman that he's part of a group that believes that the building is still standing and if you're not under mass hypnosis, you will see them there. Benjy said he'd like to try to get her down there sometime.
Jon let her go and said that kind of thinking really pisses him off. Gary said that he thinks that some people have to feel like they can't believe in stuff like that. He said that if she told him that she didn't believe that the towers collapsed because of the planes right before surgery, he'd day ''next please!''
Ralph called in and said that he felt like that woman was really dumb and it's really insulting to hear people talking like that. That led to Jon asking Ralph about going to Burning Man because Paula Georgia had brought hat up earlier.
Ralph said that you go to Burning Man to get high for a few days. At the end of it they have this giant wooden man that they light on fire. He said that it was kind of funny out there this year that about 2 days before they were supposed to light it on fire, someone caught it on fire and ended up getting arrested. Ralph said that he was going to go out there with some people but he didn't want to get trapped out there. He didn't want to say who it was but Gary said he could imagine who it was and he'd love to hear the stories.
Gary asked Ralph if he's an Indiana Jones collector of any type. Ralph said that he kind of is but he's not all that much into it. Gary said that Howard was saying earlier that he wouldn't be friends with anyone who would collect that stuff. Ralph just laughed. He spent another few seconds on that before Jon had to go to break.
Gary asked if there was a lot of hooking up out there. The guy said that there is some of that but there are no showers out there so it's kind of dirty. The guy also brought up a movie called Zeitgeist that tied the conspiracy theories all together.
Ralph was back on the line and said he wanted to know if that guy who was on the line had gotten dressed up and in a costume out there at Burning Man. He said that it's really like a giant ecstasy party out there.
Jon took another call from a guy who said that Richard always answers his e-mail and went on and on about how cool he is to do that. The guy also wanted to know if Iron Sheik had attacked Beetlejuice before or after the comedy show they were doing. Richard said that it was before. The caller also wanted to know if Paula Georgia and Gracie were related because they both had conspiracy theories. The guys talked about how the hot chick is easier to listen to with those conspiracy theories.
A caller said that he predicted back in November that the Giants were going to sweep it and win the season. He was also asking what's going to happen with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah after this whole same sex marriage thing became legal. The guys weren't sure but said that Howard did mention it.
The caller asked Gary some football questions so Gary gave his thoughts on the Giants for this season. He said he's not sure they'll be able to repeat what they did last season. The guys spent a few minutes talking football before Jon moved on to some more stuff.
Jon played a clip of George talking about the marriage. They talked about that a little bit and then Jon took some more calls.
One caller talked about how wacky that Paula chick was. He was also talking about Ronnie and how he seems to like to strong arm the girls. He said that he might not be yelling at them but he does strong arm them. Gary said that the one time he was telling one of the strippers she had to get naked was kind of creepy for them.
Jon took another call from a guy who also said that Paula was a nut case. He said that he knows for a fact that the plane did not hit the Pentagon. He said he has proof about that. Gary asked him for the proof. The guy said that the people at the gas station all reported it as coming from the north and that means that it wouldn't have taken down the light poles that were taken down. Gary asked why they would blow it up then. The guy said that it was all a deception and it was done to create a permanent war.
A cop called in and said that giving these jerk offs the forum to give their wacky conspiracy theories is kind of nuts. He said that they can't keep responding to this crap.
The other caller, Craig, said that he can prove to this guy that it was a set up and he has first hand witnesses who can back it up. Gary said that what he has isn't proof if there are other people out there who did see what happened. That guy went on and on saying that he has 10 people who will back up this evidence. Gary said that the reason he was letting this guy stay on because he sounds so manic that it makes him sound even nuttier.
Benjy asked the guy if he believes that the WWE is fake or not because there are theories that it's fake. The guy got pissed at Benjy and told him he doesn't need his shtick. He plugged his web site (ThePentaCon.com) one too many times so Jon had to ask him to stop doing that.
Gary asked Craig why he should believe the evidence that he has. Craig said that it's because he went out and did the interviews. Ralph called in and asked Craig why he's doing this and what he thinks he's going to accomplish with it. Craig said that we can't ignore all of this. He said that we have a permanent global war and we can't ignore it and move on when there's this deception that is going on and on.
Gary said that this guy thinks that he's a structural engineer all of a sudden. Craig said that he's not claiming that he is one but he has interviewed some real structural engineers and they all agree that it was staged.
Jon told Craig to call Paula Gloria tonight at 7 on Howard 101 and talk to her about this stuff. Jon let him go and said that this was really stirring up stuff with people and he was getting a lot of calls from cops and people like that. Gary said that he let the guy go on like that because he thinks it shows just how nutty they are when they can go on and on the way they do.
Gary got in a plug for a charity event he's doing tonight. He mentioned that a bunch of the guys from The Sopranos will be there. That led to them talking about some of those guys. You can find out more about it at HDSA.org
A caller brought up the Pentagon thing and asked where all of those people are who were on the planes that crashed. The guys aids that some people say that they're begin held in some military base somewhere. Gary said that he's heard lots of conspiracy theories about stuff like that and the stories always come from a friend of a friend.
Jon asked if they had heard from Evil Dave yet. Gary said that they hadn't. Richard said he was surprised because he hears from him pretty often. They had to end the show a short time later.
Howard started off the show talking about some of the anger on the channels there yesterday. He said he'd get to that later. He welcomed everyone to the show and Fred threw in some of Robin's strange sounds that he had in his system.
Howard said that he was thinking about the differences between terrestrial radio and satellite. He said if he were Kidd Chris he'd be really pissed about being fired over that song parody he played. He said that his bosses condoned the song all day that day he played it but then they fire him months later. He said that they turn around and fire him and now they're trying to get out of paying him what they owe him. He said there's no point in signing a contract when it comes to that kind of thing. He said they have a way out of it no matter what.
Howard said that you can take them to court but that will cost you a lot of money too. Howard said he's going to call on all performers to demand that all money that is required to be paid in a contract be put into escrow. Robin told him that will never happen because companies aren't going to put money aside like that when they could be putting it into their company.
Howard said that those companies do have the money to pay for stuff like that. All of the radio companies are big companies these days.
Howard said that these contracts are useless. Robin said that even if the money was in escrow, you'd still have to fight it out in court. Howard said that he thinks that the money should go right to the person that it's owed to. He said that they have a delay button on these radio stations and if the stations let something out on the air then everyone should be fired as well.
Howard said he heard that there's a new rock station in the city. He said he heard that Matt Pinfield is the new morning man and he's all excited that he's going to get to play some rock songs. He was reading some stuff about Matt getting all exited about that and he was talking about the old Clash albums and how cool it will be to hear that stuff.
Howard read some articles about Matt Pinfield practicing getting up early in the morning to go do the show. Howard said the guy is a really nice guy and he's really into rock. He said he's heard that he knows rock so well that he could probably beat just about anyone in a trivia contest.
Howard asked the guys if they removed the compression from his microphone because he feels very ''decompressed.'' Scott came in and said that he didn't make any changes. He showed Howard that they have glass over the adjustments there and they didn't change anything. Scott made some changes and fixed him up the way he wanted. Howard said that someone had to have changed it because he was hearing the difference.
Howard wanted to start the show over again after that. He got back to the Matt Pinfield article and read through the rest of that. He was reading about how Pinfield is thinking that he knows what people are going to want to hear. Howard said that he knows a lot of people who think that they know what everyone else wants to hear and the stations end up tanking.
Howard read about how Pinfield claims that music is the most important thing in his life other than his loved ones. Howard predicted that the station is going to tank and they will eventually end up playing album cuts just like every other station does. Then Matt will get mad and he'll end up getting fired and not paid.
Howard read some more stuff about Matt and how he started his career back in college. Howard said that you don't call that starting your career because anyone can get a show on college radio if you go to the college. Howard talked about how he was on his college radio station and they were barely on radio. He said that they were on something called carrier current and it was more like being on a walkie talkie than on radio.
Jason came in and said that he went to Rutgers, like Matt Pinfield, and it really was no big deal being on radio there. He said that there were about 3 people that listened. He said the school is good but being on radio is no big deal. He said that he didn't know about Pinfield's show because he's older than him.
Jason got fired from his college radio station. Jason said that he didn't think they were promoting it enough so he blasted them. He said that he told people that it was a piece of shit station and stuff like that. Howard told Jason that if you're in college you should stick to what you're doing and not try to be the rebel. Jason said he wanted to do a show like Howard's and that was that. Howard told him to get out of there after that.
Howard said that Jason was just trying to be like him. He said he shouldn't just go on an blast the station like that even though that's probably what he would do himself.
Howard got back to the Matt Pinfield story and read through more of that. He was reading about Pinfield talking about what he'll be able to play on his show. That led to Howard doing some intros for some songs that Matt might play on his show.
Howard asked what happened to The Clash. Artie said that they broke up and one of the guys died. He said they had a lot of problems with their band. He said he had seen a documentary on the band and told Howard some of the details. Artie said they were a great group but Howard said he never got into them. Howard said it seemed like it was all contrived.
Artie said that The Clash was huge back when he was in school. They ended up fucking it up and didn't stay together. Howard said that they were full of that fake anger. He went off on them a little bit. Artie went on to give Howard more details about what they were doing when they were growing up. He mentioned that they were squatters and living in old, broken down houses. Howard said that they were squatters just like Siobhan the transsexual.
Gary said that he thinks that he's pointing a finger at him and it's not fair. Howard said that it was fouler than Gary's usual breath. Gary said that he's not smoking anymore so it's not that. Howard said that he knows that it was Gary and not someone else. He said that Richard sits on the other side of the room so it can't be him. It could have been Will or Jason but Howard doesn't think it was either of them. He said that he thinks that it had to be Gary. He said that it was the worst thing he had ever smelled in his life.
Howard saw Sal out by Gary brushing his teeth with shit on camera. He said that Gary's teeth probably have some plaque on them. He said that his teeth probably dry out and it gets all stinky.
Wolfe was talking about how it must be hard to concentrate when that stuff is going on. Gary went off on Wolfe telling him he was a nobody and he wasn't helping him out at all. Wolfe claimed he was just trying to help him out but that was just pissing him off.
Howard said that it had to have been Gary but Gary said it could have been someone else and he had no proof. Wolfe said that Gary seemed to be getting hostile over this. Gary told Wolfe to come in and they'll pick apart his flaws. Howard said that Gary has a whole dental drawer in the bathroom there and so he can Water Pik his teeth and stuff. Gary said that all he has is a toothbrush and mouthwash. He said he had the Water Pik there but he brought it home.
Howard said that Mary has him doing so many chores that he has no time to Water Pik his teeth. Gary told him to stop with that. He said that's not the case at all. Wolfe suggested that he break his teeth down to quadrants and do some of them at different times of the day.
Howard joked that Gary's Water Pik hose was the size of a fire hose. He had some fun goofing on Gary about that for a short time. Howard said they have their meeting today and he's thinking of wearing a gas mask.
Gary said that he could sit there in his office and do the meeting from there. Howard said that might work. The guys talked about everyone else that it could have been. Gary said that he thinks he knows who it could have been but he's not going to embarrass them. Howard asked if it was Jon Hein. Gary said it wasn't Jon. Artie said it would be great if that's who it was.
Howard said that he knows guys who have bad breath and he's not sure how their wives deal with it. He figures they must be immune to it.
Gary said that he's never been told by a woman that he has bad breath. Gary said that it's not a habitual thing. The Howard TV guys did a close up on Gary and no one knew where that came from. Gary seemed to get a little upset about that.
Howard told Richard to smell Gary's breath and let him know if it stinks. Richard smelled it and started to gag. Richard said he was just kidding and said that it was bad but not all that bad. He said it was like an old closet and kind of musty.
Gary was saying that Howard has Fred sitting right behind him during those meetings. Howard said that he was at least 10 feet away. Gary said that it was more like 4 feet. They measured and it was more like 7 feet. Howard said he was closer to the distance than Gary was. Howard was still blaming Gary for the stink breath. Wolfe said this was like the Kennedy assassination and wondered if there's a grassy knoll in there somewhere. Gary told him he'll never know because he's never going to be invited up there.
Howard said that he smells the shitty breath only when Gary is talking so it has to be him. Gary said that he just has that in his crazy mind that it's him. He said that someone could have had dog shit on their shoes. Howard said that it was 2 weeks in a row. Gary said that there was no smell before that so he's wondering why that would change. Howard said that he's just telling him that he's had a bad experience at the meetings for 2 weeks in a row.
Wolfe asked Gary if he had been diagnosed with halitosis. Howard said that maybe it's Dan the Song Parody Man because he just started coming back to the meetings. Howard said that he did kind of creep up close to him during the meetings. Gary said that they set up a line on the floor and it appears that he's moving his seat up to about 8 feet during the meeting trying to get closer to Howard.
Gary said that he must not know that they're watching him. Howard said that Dan really has to cut off that pony tail. He said it's looking really odd. Howard said that he's kind of scared of that guy because of the gifts that he gives him. He said that he always gives him a knife and it's like a big killing knife. Howard said that he actually uses the knives for opening boxes and stuff.
Howard told Gary he doesn't know that it's definitely his breath. Then he played a song parody about Gary's breath to the tune of ''Rocky Mountain High.'' Artie said that the words didn't even rhyme and started laughing. Howard told Gary to just use some mouthwash and the Water Pik.
Howard said that his radio was broken in his apartment so he wasn't able to hear it. Tim Sabean called him and told him how nuts the show turned out to be. Howard went on to explain how they found that Paula Gloria chick on her Public Access show. Howard said that all of the people on the show were all 9/11 conspiracy theorists and they were all arguing.
Artie said that chick scares him and he's afraid that she's what he's going to see before he goes into hell or something. Howard said he had some clips to play from that show.
Howard played a clip from the show where the people were arguing about the 9/11 stuff and yelling at each other. Some of the guys were telling the others to shut up but no one was shutting up and they were all talking over each other.
Bob Levy called into Paula's show and told her that she was out of her mind and asked her to explain what really happened if the planes didn't hit the buildings.
Robin said that she loved the show. Howard said that was a highlight of the show because much of it was really boring. Howard said that he guy Niko was the best on the show. He was yelling and cursing people out during the show.
Howard played another clip where this guy Niko was going on and on explaining the 9/11 stuff. Artie was laughing his ass off when he'd hear him with his accent and nutty explanations. Paula was trying to keep control of the show. Then she took a call from a guy who claimed to be a graphic artist for the fake plane crashes that Paula has talked about. Some of the guys didn't believe it and asked him to talk more about that. The caller said he wasn't kidding and said that the whole 9/11 thing was a practical joke that got out of hand. Paula then asked him to join them at some event they were going to be attending.
Howard pointed out that Paula was inviting someone who had just claimed to be the mastermind behind 9/11 to an event.
Howard said that Jeff the Drunk called into that show at one point. He played that clip where Jeff started yelling at everyone to get the hell out of there. One guy on the show was talking about Mayor Bloomberg having blown some guys. Robin said that this show could be called ''Live from Bellvue'' with the people they have on that show.
In another clip a caller threw in a bunch of names from the show. That led to one of the women on the show talking about how the 9/11 stuff was made of cartoons and that's what they were showing on TV that morning. She sounded very similar to Paula with her delivery. Howard asked what was going on in her mouth. He and the guys goofed on that chick a little bit.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he really didn't understand this woman. He said he kind of gets Riley Martin's stuff but not this Paula chick's stuff. He said that he wouldn't want to hear another show with her on it. Howard took another call from a guy who said that he had just spit his coffee on his dash and he was laughing his ass off at the whole thing.
Howard said that he thinks that they were in great form last night because they were getting real calls. He thinks that they were all worked up that they were getting heard on a real show instead of public access. Artie was doing an impression of that guy Niko and goofing on him a little bit. Artie said he thinks that they should have a Niko 101 and a Niko 102 channel there.
Howard goofed on the one woman who had a bit of a speech impediment. He and Artie were going back and forth wit that stuff for a little while. Robin said she loved that show. Artie said he wants to hear the whole thing now that he's heard this.
Howard asked Tim what the phone calls were like to the show. Tim came in a short time later and said that the phones were lit up during the whole show. He said they're thinking about having her back in to do another show. He said that she had about 5 people with her on the show and a bunch of other people who were doing stuff behind the scenes.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that his girlfriend had stinky breath like Gary. He wasn't getting to his point so Howard was about to hang up on him. The guy went on and on about that and then brought up Imus and an interview he was watching. Howard cut him off because the guy really didn't have much of a point.
Howard said that someone sent him an article about a pedophile where they accidentally put in a picture of Imus. He thought that was great. Artie said that it was probably a fan of Howard's who did that.
Howard read through some tabloid stories and had one about Star Jones hiring a private investigator to look into Al Reynolds past to find some dirt on him. That led to Artie talking about how Star Jones was out at the Cannes film festival and this show was following her around like she was an Academy Award winner or something.
Howard said that he's really upset that this Dina Lohan chick is getting her own reality TV show. He said that she so wants to be a star and she wouldn't be one without her daughter. He said that she's just a wacky person and it's kind of bothering him that she's getting her own show. Howard said that it really bothers him that Denise Richards has her own reality show now too.
Howard said that he was out to eat one night and some tough guy came up to him and told him that he should come over and say hello to Dina Lohan. Howard said he just sat there because he had no desire to get up and go say hello to someone like that. He said that if she wanted to say hi to him then she should have come over to him.
Artie said that he saw a promo for that show and he noticed the fake smile on the son's face. He said he hopes that he's okay.
Howard said that tonight is the last episode for American Idol this season. He said that they don't even put on the most interesting part of the show which is this kid David's father who had to be kicked off of the show because of the way he was treating his son. Artie said that they should just take the kid away from him now.
Artie said that he got paid really well for 3 hours of work. It was more than 20 grand but less than 50. He didn't seem to want to say exactly what it was. Artie eventually broke down and said that it was 30 grand for an hour and a half. Artie said that he thinks he plays one of the lead characters in the game.
Howard said that he saw the name Larry in the newspaper and that made him think of the video game. He said that he wasn't all that into it back when it was popular though. Artie didn't know much about the game either and said that he did play an obnoxious guy so maybe he was Larry himself. The game is due out on September 18th.
Howard had a bunch of clips of Denise talking to Larry King. He played one where Denise was talking about how she didn't steal Richie Sambora from Heather Locklear who was her friend at the time. Howard went off on her about those comments because she sounded kind of wacky talking about that.
Howard played some more clips of Denise and goofed on her about her comments. He was talking about how she shouldn't be putting her little kids on TV like that. Denise was claiming that the kids were unaware of the cameras while they were rolling. She said she hopes that people will watch and make a decision from there. She said she knows that people think that her kids are being exploited.
Howard said that the judge who allowed Denise to put her kids on TV must have figured that they were already doomed being Charlie Sheen's kids. Howard played some more clips and continued to make fun of everything Denise was saying.
Howard played one clip where Denise was talking about how she believes in vaccinating her kids while Charlie doesn't. She said that Charlie believes that they're poisonous. She said that Charlie is like a stranger to her now and she doesn't know this person anymore even though she had children with him. Howard said that he had to take a break after that.
Howard said that there was a story about Michelle Obama hesitating when she was asked if she would support Clinton if her husband didn't get the nomination. He said that Geraldine Ferrarra was wondering about that.
Howard said that Lisa G was coming in with her Howard 100 News preview. Lisa came in and said that Artie is going to be playing the character of Big Al in the Leisure Suit Larry game. She said that she didn't know who was going to be playing Larry but she did know that Artie was playing Al.
Lisa also said that Lisa Lampanelli played to a packed house at Carnegie Hall on Saturday night. She said she spoke to Lisa's mom and has some stories about that.
Lisa said that Gary was a guest host of the Mets Weekly TV show. She said that they were there at the stadium when Gary was there and the show is going to air this weekend on SNY. Lisa said that they have an update on Artie's book and how that's coming along. She said that the stories that Artie has are very detailed and they have a deadline of June 1st to get it done.
Howard said he called Kenneth Keith Kallenbach's mom and it was really tough to talk to her. He said that she's really distraught about losing her son. He said that he can't even get into the whole story because of the legalities involved. Robin said she was proud of Howard for doing that.
Howard and the guys went back and forth with the phone thing for a minute. Howard said that he had a schedule to get to but he told the guy to get on another phone because it would probably be with it.
Mike got off the phone and went to try and find a better one. Howard said that he could have lowered their mics and raised up his volume. He really didn't want to do that though.
Howard said that he got a call from Kid Rock the other night to come out to his show but he left out one digit to his phone number so he wasn't able to call him back. He said that he heard that Kid did a 4 hour show with some other bands.
Howard said he got a CD from this guy Tim Curtain who used to be in Pig Vomit and he wants to be his wedding band. Howard said that they went out and did a ton of shows with Pig Vomit back in the early K-Rock days. They were going out to a ton of local clubs doing shows back then. He said that those shows that they were doing were really bad. He said that it wasn't like the show, it was just stuff that he had to do to kill time. He said he was doing magic tricks and crap like that.
Artie said he knows people who saw some of those shows and they loved them. Howard said that they did do some fun shows and there was one where they did some song parodies and stuff and had a lot of fun. He said he tried to make it fun but it wasn't all that easy.
Howard thought he had Mike back on the phone but the guy got on and asked Howard if he sucks cock. It wasn't he right Mike. Howard spent a short time talking about his upcoming wedding and how he has Phoebe Snow coming to perform song at the wedding.
Howard said that this wedding is turning into a big thing that he didn't expect. He said that he didn't know he was going to have a musical performance. He also said that he just wants to get the party over with and out of there by 9pm. He said that he'll probably be the first one to leave the party. He said that he'll let other people stay until Midnight if they want. He said he really doesn't want a whole production though.
Artie said he can't wait for the wedding because this is going to get him laid, he's pretty sure. Howard said that he's not going to be going on a honeymoon or anything. He said he's already been on his honeymoon.
Robin said that Howard has a lot of stuff in his head. Howard said he knows that and that's why he's going to be going to the shrink today to try and get some help. Robin asked Howard if he thinks that Bubba was all uptight about his wedding. Howard said that Bubba isn't neurotic so he wasn't worried about anything.
Howard said that Ross' wife Melissa was the one who asked about musical entertainment at the wedding and that's how all of that got started. She planted the seed in Beth's head. That led to Fred playing some clips of a woman singing Baba Booey opera songs. The guys were talking about how great those were and how they should create a whole show based on that.
They kept playing the opera songs and Howard said that they should have that exact line up of songs. Artie said that he'd be willing to get all dressed up for something like that if they had a real opera show.
Howard asked Mike why he didn't go to the press immediately and turn him in. mike said that's a good question. He went on to explain how dark and depressed OJ was back then and he was pretty sure that OJ didn't know that he had done it because he was on some pills and stuff back then. Mike went on to say that he really did have a dark side and joked about Nicole's death.
Howard said that in the book Mike says that OJ told him that Nicole answered her door with a knife in her hand and that was the knife that was used to kill her. Mike said that they never thought that it was OJ's fault because Nicole was the one who was aggressive and was verbally abusive.
Mike said that there was also an issue between OJ and Marcus Allen who was apparently having sex with Nicole at the time.
Howard said that mike was the guy who came up with the idea to have OJ stop taking his arthritis meds so the gloves wouldn't fit when they had him try them on. Mike said that he was telling OJ how to act when he tried the gloves on and how to react to them not fitting. He said that the gloves had Nicole's blood on them and if he didn't act the right way, the jury was going to react to that and find him guilty.
Mike said that he had OJ doing that and acting the way he did. He claims he didn't know that Johnny Cochran was going to say that infamous line about ''If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.'' Mike said that they could have made that glove not even fit a 5 year old if they held their hand the right way.
Howard said that there are people who are claiming that Mike is lying about all of this and that he's a delusional drug addict who just needs money. Mike said that the guy who is saying that is a guy who is representing OJ. Mike claims that the last two times he was offered coke, it was OJ who offered it to him. He made some accusations about OJ and said that he does owe some money to the IRS but it's only about 10 grand and he's been paying it off.
Mike said that he had a big desk calendar where he kept track of all of this stuff. He said that OJ was telling him that he should be writing it down for him so that's what he did.
Howard said that Mike and some other people had to help OJ out getting money because anything he makes he has to give to the Goldman's. Mike was paying OJ in cash so he could hide that from the Goldman's.
Howard asked Mike about OJ's autograph going up in value right after the murders. Mike said that they quadrupled in value after that. Mike said that they were signing autographs until the night of the verdict and he was there with OJ when he got out of jail.
Mike said that he was the one who had a lot of the OJ memorabilia that OJ went in trying to find out in Vegas. Howard read some stuff from Mike's book about how OJ had gone to kill himself at Nicole's grave sight with AC Cowling. He claims that he pulled the trigger of a gun but the gun didn't go off.
Howard was going to let Mike go after that but Mike went on to say that OJ really doesn't care about this killing and he doesn't feel anything after doing it. Mike told some more stories about OJ and the way he would talk about his daughter being too much like her mother and things like that.
Howard asked Mike if the book is selling well. He said that it is. Howard gave him a plug for the book which is called ''How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret, and Remorse.''
Artie talked about how it sounded like the jurors were going to vote him innocent no matter what. Howard let Mike go a short time later.
Howard said he had some Eric the Midget clips to play from his last Idol show. He said he hadn't heard any of the clips yet but they're always good. The first clip was of Eric trying to figure out the theme for that American Idol. In the clip Eric's co-host Gina introduces him and Eric just says a quick ''hello'' as he's watching Idol.
Howard said that it seems like they're just irritating Eric and maybe they should hold off and do a post-show wrap up instead of trying to watch it with Eric. Eric was talking to his co-hosts about the lighting in his room and asking if he needed more. Howard asked the guys what they thought about that. Robin said it was like death. Howard said that this time it was so bad that it was bad. Sometimes it can be so bad it's good but this one was just bad.
JD said that now they know what he has to deal with. He told Howard to play the best clip which was Eric having some throat problems. Howard played that clip and Eric was trying to clear his throat. King and Gina, his co-hosts, were asking him if he was okay and joking about the problems he was having. Eric was coughing and trying to clear it up.
Howard played a couple of various audio clips with some Baba Booey references which included the Letterman clip.
Eric also brought up the bad breath thing again. He said that's called the Zagneys because it's when your mouth smells ''Zagney'' like your asshole. Howard tried to take another call but the guy wasn't saying much of anything. The guy went on to say that Eric the Midget's show sucks. Howard told the guy his call kind of sucked too.
Another caller asked if they're ever going to get the merger to go through. Howard said he doesn't know and started whining about the whole thing. He said that he's disgusted with the whole thing and he's not one of these conspiracy guys but now he's thinking that there may be one with this merger.
Howard said that the Department of Justice has already said that it's not a monopoly and the FCC should see the same thing. He and the caller spent a couple of minutes talking about the merger.
Howard said that they're hearing that they want to put a lot of stipulations on this merger. He said that he wonders why they can't put that kind of stuff on iPods and things like that. That's what they're competing against. He said that he does applaud the DOJ for giving an honest answer. He said that they came up with the right answer at least. Robin said that they did delay it for about a year though so that's kind of messed up. Howard said that he had to go to break a short time later.
Marie said that she didn't think she did anything wrong but the people at the school told her that she had violated her morality contract. She said they told her that if she didn't' resign they were going to try and get her teaching certification revoked. They were also threatening to go after her for fraud for using a sick day to go down to the show.
Howard asked Marie if she got a lawyer. She said that she did and they're going to use the money she won on the show to use as their legal defense fund. Howard said that he had Noel Biederman, the President of Ashley Madison, on the phone. Noel said that they were going to give her an additional $5,000 to help her with this whole thing.
Marie thanked Noel for that and said that should help. Howard said that he thinks that she really should fight this because she didn't do anything wrong. She appeared in a bikini and didn't get naked. She did talk about having sex with her husband too but there's nothing wrong with that either.
Howard said that a second grader isn't going to hear this show and that's the age kids Marie was teaching. He said the parents are the ones making a big deal out of the whole thing. Howard said that they could say that maybe she had some poor judgment by going on the show but he's had politicians on the show and entertainers so he doesn't get why it's such a big deal.
Howard thanked Noel again for the money. Noel said that he hopes that Marie never needs his service and that she's very happy with her husband. Howard let Noel go after that and told Marie to stay in touch with them. He said that he doesn't think that she would have lost her job if she had just avoided handing in her resignation. She thanked Howard for the support once again. Marie said that her name has been spread all over the media and she's not sure she could find another teaching job after that.
Howard said he doesn't think that Marie showed poor judgment at all. He said hat she was such a lady that the whole segment was kind of dull. Marie said that they've had coaches at the schools who have done inappropriate things with their students and they get treated better than her. Howard spent another minute with Marie and let her go a short time later. Artie offered to do a benefit show for her if she needs more money.
A caller brought up the Bowling Beauties show and said that it would beat any real bowling show in the ratings if it was on network TV.
Howard said that he has a meeting today with the In Demand people and they're going to map out some of the shows they're going to be doing over the next few years. He said that they have some ideas for some more shows that people will find entertaining.
The caller asked them to play the Evil Dave Top 10 list that Richard had him read. It was the one where the words made no sense. Howard didn't remember that one at first but it eventually came to him. Howard asked Richard if he had the clip. He had it on his system a few seconds later so he played it for the guy. Artie was laughing his ass off as he was hearing that clip.
Howard said that they finally made contact with Evil Dave who was missing in action yesterday. Will came in and said that Dave said that he's going through some deeply personal problems that he won't talk about. He said that he refused to talk about it with him when he called him this morning.
Artie said that one of his buddies is missing too. He said that it's his bad cop buddy who has been missing for 3 days and he's worried about him. He said he wanted him to help out with some security at a show but now he can't find the guy.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Marie lives near him and the local paper was bashing her and making her look really bad. The guy said hat they were making light of the whole thing and how she had taken a day off from work to do the show. The guy said that they actually printed a picture of her in her bikini in the paper and they're the ones who look bad for doing that.
Another caller said that he thins that this new Indiana Jones movie is going to suck. Howard said that he doesn't really care about the movie. He said he liked the first two but he's not sure he'll care that much about this one. He's read some good things about it though. Howard said that he has a feeling it's going to suck too but he'll have to wait and see.
The caller said that it does have Shia Lebouff in it and that's a sign that it might suck. Howard said that he liked the Indiana Booey song parody so he played that. It was to the tune of the Indiana Jones theme song.
Howard said he was watching Gary and it looked like he was smelling his finger. Gary said he wasn't smelling it, he just keeps his finger there around his moustache area. Howard said he thinks he puts the finger there to block the smell of his breath.
Howard said that he got a lot of feedback about the Ralph special last week and the audience was split on that. He read some about the Paula Gloria show that ran last night. Many fans didn't like her show and went off on her about her crazy comments on Howard's show about the 9/11 stuff.
Howard read an e-mail from someone who said that they say the word swastika the wrong way. Howard said that he didn't know he was saying ''swastiker'' like the guy claimed he was. That's their New York accent coming out.
Howard said that someone wrote in about the Beth not shitting thing and how she probably just lies about it. Howard said that he read that to Beth last night and she told him to tell the guy that she really doesn't shit very often.
Howard said that Sal was getting a lot of feedback about his performance at Artie's show the other night. Artie said that Sal is doing really good but he's got a lot of black jokes that he might want to tone down a little bit. Howard read through the mail about that and how Sal was one of the best of the night according to this one guy.
Artie talked about Sal's act and how he did about 10 minutes based on one joke. He said that he could keep that going in other markets if he just found out what part of town had a lot of blacks in it.
Howard said that he can't admit he's gay until he retires. He said that poor Beth is going to be really upset when she finds out he's gay. He played some ''secret tape'' that was recorded in his bedroom. He played some gay porn clips after that.
Howard said that John the Stutterer left a message because he's pissed at Lisa G. He played that clip where John said that he knows he's repulsive and Lisa G doesn't have to say anything right outside of the green room door when he's sitting in there. He went off on her for a minute about that. Howard said that he doesn't think that he's that bad looking and he can't turn women off that much.
Dominic Barbara called in and said that the reason he doesn't wear socks is because it's the only cool thing about him. Howard told him that it's not cool to go sockless. Dominic said that his feet don't stink from it but Howard found that hard to believe. He said that his feet have to stink in there.
Dominic talked about how great Artie's show was over the weekend. He said that he never repeats a joke and he wondered where he gets all of that material. Artie said that the crowd was fun there.
Dominic said that he's not behind all of this horse stuff that Robin is getting into. He said that he thinks that horses are made to be run and raced. Robin said that it's not about that, it's about selling them off to become horse meat for just a few hundred dollars.
Artie said he told a joke at his show this weekend about how great it would be to do a swap between Howard's dog Bianca and High Pitch Eric's dog Sadie. Howard said that his dog would probably die in a day.
Robin told some stories about these horses that get sent off to be killed for meat and how horrible that is. She said that they could be retrained to do other things. Howard said that he's had to hear stuff from Beth about that and she tells him about that and then he has to think about how he's eating a dead bird as he's eating turkey.
Howard told Robin to stop e-mailing Beth. Robin kept going on and on about saving the horses. That led to Howard asking how Dominic's wife got into the Girls Night Out group. Robin said that she worked her way in and helped them out a lot.
Artie said that he's going to be going out to lunch with some winners in the charity auction. He said they paid $9,500 each for the lunches. He said that they made it as convenient as possible for him to do because the lunch will be right downstairs at Del Fresco's.
Howard went thorough a few different clips with Ronnie and the guys talking about various things. Then he played some clips from last Wednesday's Wrap Up show where Artie made some revelations about his heroin use. Howard let that play through for a few minutes.
Howard said he gets that Artie had some resentment toward him but the show should have come first to Artie. Howard said he had no idea that Artie was going down to Delaware to get his heroin. Artie said that he wanted to talk to Howard about that stuff off the air but he could never do it.
Artie said that it was amazing that it was only at that one time that he resented Howard at all. Howard said that it happens, even Robin had some resentment for him and used to jog on his face when she'd go out running.
Howard played the clip where Artie talked about driving down to Delaware to get his heroin. That was in last Wednesday's Wrap Up Show as well.
Howard said that it's no wonder Artie was so exhausted all the time back then. He was driving to Delaware to get his drugs and blowing off his rehearsals for his Beer League movie.
Howard played another clip where Artie talked about how he thought about shooting up heroin even though he had never done it that way before.
Howard played another one where Artie talked about losing Dana but managed to