A woman called in and kissed Howard's ass so she could get a spin of ''The Weakest Dink'' wheel. There are only two people left on the wheel this week. Howard and Artie are the only ones on it. The woman got a spin of the wheel and got Artie as her player. Howard said that the guy who called in on Friday will get him as his player. When they play the game the people on the show are playing for the people who called in. Whoever wins the game of ''The Weakest Dink'' will win a Dodge Durango for their caller. The Durango is courtesy of Yonkers Avenue Dodge.
Howard said Stuttering John has been training for the Crazy Cabbie fight so much that he's got open sores on his knuckles. Howard told him to stop it already because he won't be able to fight by the time it rolls around.
Howard talked a little bit about his cousin Richie who came up this past weekend with his kid. He said that his cousin's kid got a letter from Harvard asking him to apply so the kid is pretty smart. Howard talked about how he wasn't smart enough to get into any school that good.
Gary came in to talk about this spa weekend he had with his wife. The two of them went to some place that had a casino. Gary said he was smoking the whole time and his wife hates it. He said he'll be quitting sometime in the near future. Howard heard about the ''spa'' part of the weekend and spoke to Gary about it. Gary talked about how he had some woman putting rocks on his body. He said she had to explain to him what his Shakras were and then put seven stones on his body. He said he didn't remember what all 7 of them were though.
Gary's wife was in a meditation room relaxing at one point and some other women started talking about Gary and how ugly he is. They also talked about how hard it must be for the woman who married him. Gary's wife never said anything. The other women didn't know that his wife was in the room with them. Howard said they were probably fat broads that don't have anyone better than Gary at home.
Howard started goofing on Benjy during the spa discussion. Gary asked him if he's had sex in the past year without paying for it. Benjy said he did have sex a year ago in December. He said it was a show related event that they were at. Gary knew who the girl was and wrote it down for Howard. Howard said that she's mentally ill and it was wrong for Benjy to take advantage of that. Gary said they've tried to call this woman to get her to talk about this on the air but she's apparently in full denial of the whole thing.
Howard and the crew went to see ''Blade 2'' on Friday night. Howard said he loved it. Robin loved it too but some of the other people that went hated it. Robin went with someone else over the weekend and they hated it too. Howard said there's hardly a story in the movie but there's lots of fighting. He said the movie doesn't make any sense at all. He said it was just mindless violence and cool effects and he loved it. Artie said the only thing he was sure of at the end of the movie was the fact that Wesley Snipes was ''Blade.'' Nothing else made sense.
Howard took Artie and his biology-teacher-girlfriend out to dinner after the movie. They went to an Indian restaurant called Tabla. Howard said Artie's girlfriend is really cute. He spent a short time on that subject before Stuttering John told him that Artie says he has sex with his girlfriend and won't take off his t-shirt. The guys goofed on him about that for a few minutes.
Howard continued to talk about the Oscars after Lynda's call. He got an e-mail from Ron Zimmerman who went off on all of the stars at the show. Howard read the letter and talked about a bunch of the wacky stars that were on the show. He complained about Whoopi Goldberg being the host. He said she actually made him miss Billy Crystal as the host of the show. Howard went off on a bunch of the stars and then played a clip of Halle Berry's acceptance speech where she cries. Howard said she should get some electro-shock therapy after hearing her cry. In the speech she says that this has ''opened up the door'' for other African American women to win the award. Howard said that she's not really black. He said her hair is straighter than his is.
After that Howard moved on to talk about this new show that's coming out on ABC called ''The Bachelor.'' He said it starts tonight. The premise is that this bachelor lives in a house with 5 women. He has 15 to choose from and has to eliminate 10 of them. Howard said they get to live in a nice house with this guy and all of the women are into him. He gets to make out with them and tries to pick his favorite. Howard said he saw one review of the show that was -4 stars. Howard said he thinks they stay with the guy for a month and then he picks one to possibly marry. Howard said it's a pretty cool show.
King of All Blacks came in to hang out during some of this discussion. Howard said it must have been a big night for him because Halle and Denzel won their awards last night. Sidney Portier's name also came up and King said that he really hates that guy. While Howard was playing more tapes he found out that King wrote and produced a song. Howard couldn't wait to hear the song so he stopped with the awards show tapes and played it. King said he spent $700 to produce the song. Howard heard that he wrote it while he was on Ecstasy. Howard listened to a little bit of the song and King wrote lyrics about his beautiful woman. King went on to tell Howard that he wrote it after he did some stuff to his woman that he wasn't proud of. He said she was ready to leave him and he freaked out. He said it all started when she wanted to watch one of her soaps on the TV he has upstairs. He wanted her to watch it downstairs and things just snowballed from there. Howard got back to the song and started making up his own lyrics. Howard told King that he didn't like it that much though. He didn't make it through the whole song.
After taking a break Howard came back with a couple of guests in the studio. Two guys, Drew and Peter, won the chance to sit in the studio to watch Howard do his thing when they bid on a charity auction and won. They said they had to spend about $1500 to win the thing. Howard said he really doesn't like having people watch him while he works and this has to be the last time they do this. He did spend a short time talking to the two guys and found out that one of them is a song writer and producer. That guy told Howard that King of All Black's song wasn't that bad and the guy who sang was really good. He said he was going to ask King who the singer was because he needs a demo singer for his songs. The guy said he's written songs for Celine Dion, Jennifer Lopez and a couple of other barely-known acts.
Howard said that they had a commercial run during one of their breaks with his General Manager rambling on about golf for a minute and 14 seconds. Howard said it was horrible but he played it again so everyone could hear it. Tom came in and defended the commercial. He said he didn't ask to do it, they came to him and asked him to do it. Howard complained about Tom's monotone delivery and goofed on him while playing the commercial.
Howard switched gears to talk about last night's ''Fear Factor'' which was pretty good. He said he really liked the one model that was on the show. He also pointed out how the censors cut out some views of the food challenge because the contestants were eating under formed ducks which came right out of the egg. Howard thinks the show wimped out with that but it's still a great show.
Howard also brought up the new show ''The Bachelor'' that aired last night. It sounded like everyone in the studio who saw it liked the show. Howard and Robin discussed the show for a short time before Howard took the first commercial break.
Robin said that she went to see ''E.T. The Extra Terrestrial'' yesterday and it's still a great movie. They were all talking about Tom Green and his failed marriage with Drew Barrymore when Robin brought up the ''E.T.'' thing.
Howard took some phone calls and some people still think Cabbie is going to beat John's ass. He does have 100 pounds on John. Howard wanted to get Cabbie and Dominic Barbara on the phone to talk about the betting and the fight but neither of them were reachable right away. Dominic eventually called in, sounding half asleep, and said he wasn't going to take the $50,000 with 3-1 odds like Derrek wanted. Dominic said he was getting nervous hearing these guys talking about John's training so he wasn't taking the bet. He said he'd do an even $10,000 bet but no 3-1 odds. Howard put up his own $10,000 with Dominic who is going with Cabbie as the winner. Of course Dominic took Howard's bet and the discussion went on.
Howard wanted to see John do a little shadow boxing but his trainers advised him not to show off his skills. They wanted to keep them under wraps until fight day.
Artie got in on the betting and put up $1000 on John. Robin got in on it also and put up another $1000 on John with Dominic. Dominic's got a lot to lose now.
Derrek said that he has a special on the MSG cable channel tonight called ''Full Contact Fighter.''
Howard said these things would also be good for leaving parties that you don't want to be at. It sounds like he's thinking of getting one for his apartment. Robin doesn't think he'd ever get the thing on though. Robin doesn't think he'd be in the right mind to get it on if there was a fire in his apartment. She thinks she'd be able to do it though.
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Howard got Wendy the Retard on the phone also. He's thinking of having them perform ''I Got You Babe'' at the upcoming Cabbie vs. Stuttering John fight. He also decided to test the two of them to see who was smarter. He asked them a bunch of questions like:
After the quiz Howard played the music for ''I Got You Babe'' and Wendy sang along pretty well. Gary wasn't able to get it quite right though. He didn't seem to be sure of where to start singing. Howard ended the fun shortly after having them sing.
Tom was in to promote his MTV special ''Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour'' that airs tomorrow night at 10:00pm. Howard said he heard that Tom was upset with him the last time he was on the show because he said his marriage to Drew wouldn't last. He was also surprised that Tom never drops his TV show persona. Tom didn't know how Howard heard that and it sounded like it might not be true.
Tom said if he was mad at anything it might have been them bad mouthing his movie ''Freddy Got Fingered.'' Howard still hasn't seen it but Robin saw it and didn't like it. Howard said his daughter has seen it and it's one of her favorites. Artie also liked it and told Tom that. Howard said he did see the ''Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour'' and liked that.
Howard changed subjects and got back to the Drew Barrymore thing. Howard congratulated Tom on getting out it. He asked Tom what it was like to have been accepted in the ''Hollywood A-list'' group of people for that time. He also told Tom that he might have gotten confused when he lost his one testicle around that time. He said Drew was there for support and that's what confused him into getting married.
Howard had an ''US'' magazine article that he read to Tom. The article talked about Drew making out with two women at a club for a couple of hours. Howard told Tom that he heard that the reason they got divorced was because Tom was fed up with Drew's lesbian flings. Tom said none of that was going on while he was married to her and he doesn't know if she does lesbian stuff or not. Howard thinks that Drew is whacked out of her skull because her whole family is so that's what led to the divorce. Tom said that he may have been too normal for her and said that it may have been her idea to get the divorce.
Tom told Howard there was no pre-nuptial agreement when they got married but he didn't need any of Drew's money. He says he's doing okay for himself. He said he's got a couple of new movie's coming out and he's making some money.
Stuttering John came in and asked if Drew was good in bed. Tom said ''Sure, yeah.'' but Howard thought he was just being nice and wouldn't actually say anything even if she was no good. Tom said he was being honest when he said ''sure, yeah'' though.
Howard took some phone calls for Tom and one guy asked him about Drew's ''big cans'' and whether or not they're real. Tom said they're real and he really misses them.
Tom asked Howard if he could hang out with him sometime and have lunch or dinner or something. Howard told Tom that it wouldn't be as cool as he thinks it would. He said whenever he goes out with other celebrities it usually goes really bad. He told Tom the only time it really went well was the time he was hanging out with John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Rebecca ended up taking off her clothes so that was a good night for him. Tom told Howard he'd just like to hang out and talk to Howard for a little while over a cup of coffee or something. Howard thinks this interview should be enough for him.
Howard took a couple more calls for Tom, talked about ''Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour'' and wrapped up the interview shortly after learning that Tom hasn't had sex since his divorce from Drew.
Howard had audio from a 1950's training movie about women's periods. In the movie a young girl asks her mother and father about periods and whether or not all women get them. The acting in the movie is awful but funny. Howard saw the film and said it's pretty funny. The woman shows her daughter her sanitary pad with blood on it but you don't see that on camera. The mother keeps telling the girl that her period comes from ''an opening between her legs'' over and over again. She shows the daughter how to use the sanitary pad the right way. The daughter, who is about 8 according to Howard, takes down her panties to try out using a sanitary pad. (Available on Amazon.com ''The Educational Archives, Vol. 1 - Sex & Drugs)
Robin wanted to know if this movie was for retarded people because they talk about this stuff like the girl is retarded. It's not but Howard said he has another tape of a sex training film for retarded people that's even more disturbing than this one.
Howard read an article (in Salon.com) by Cintra Wilson who wrote about all of the craziness at the Academy Awards. The writer picked out a bunch of celebrities and talked about each one in detail picking them apart.
After talking about Jackie and taking a break Howard had this guy Steven come in to try and make him laugh. The guy came in dressed in a Skid Row t-shirt which some of the guys thought was pretty funny.
Howard had Mike Gange keep time and had Steven do whatever he was going to do. Steven then started to tell some bad comedy material about living with his grandmother. There wasn't one funny thing in the one minute routine. Fred started off playing some phony laughter in the background but it soon switched to crickets chirping. Howard didn't laugh once in the minute. Steven claims that his girlfriend laughs at his stuff but Howard figures that's because she knows his grandmother or something. Howard got rid of him shortly after that. He wished him luck and off he went.
Howard took a call from someone who saw Rosie O'Donnell on ''The O'Reilly Factor'' rambling on and on about herself and how important she thinks she is. Howard also heard about this and explained to everyone how self-involved she was on the show. Howard also said he read somewhere that 60 percent of America was surprised to learn that Rosie is gay. He found that very hard to believe. He doesn't know who those 60 percent were because there was stuff about Rosie being gay in the news just about every week for years. Howard said Rosie topped off her ''O'Reilly'' interview by letting everyone know that she had diarrhea for two days.
Howard said someone recently asked him how much he'd charge to do a speaking engagement. Howard said they checked into what other celebrities make for speeches. Here are some examples:
At some point this morning Howard mentioned something about the field of male nurses being a ''mostly gay'' profession. A guy called in and said he's a male nurse and has never met another gay male nurse. Howard said he wanted the guy to come down to the studio to take a lie detector test to prove that he's never done anything gay. Howard spoke to him for a few minutes about other gay professions but never put him on hold to come down for his lie detector test.
Howard got on the subject of Jesse Jackson after a caller mentioned this woman who is seeking reparations for families of slaves in this country. Howard ended up talking about this book ''Shakedown: Exposing the Real Jesse Jackson'' in which they talk about all of the scams Jackson has gone through to get a lot of money from companies to keep him quiet.
After playing the tape Wendy the retard and her friend Christie called in. Howard asked them a bunch of questions about sanitary pads like he was in the period tape he'd just played. The girls answered some of the questions and just seemed to ignore others. Wendy had a kitten with her while she was on the phone and the thing kept meowing like they were killing it. At one point Howard told the girls that they're not supposed to put their hands around their necks that hard. As Howard was getting off the phone with the girls they did some karaoke to an N' Sync song.
Howard spoke to Richard for a few minutes and then got to the game. Fred was sent off to Robin's sound proof booth so he couldn't hear the questions. Howard then asked Richard the 7 questions. Here are the questions and the correct answers:
Stuttering John came in and still won't shadow box for Howard because his trainers asked him not to do that the other day. Howard said some people are going to boycott the fight because John is going to be getting $100,000 for it no matter what the outcome is. Howard doesn't understand that because fighters always get paid for fights and it doesn't matter if they win or not.
Howard spent a little time talking about Steve Kingston and how he seems to enjoy torturing his DJs on the station. Howard said he's freaked Cabbie out by saying something to him about losing his credibility if he loses the fight. Howard said he loves Steve as a Program Director but he shouldn't be freaking Cabbie out so much that he won't come on the show. Howard wanted Kingston to come in to talk about this but he doesn't come in until 10am.
Howard took a break and when he came back Cabbie was on the phone. Gary said that Steve Kingston called him and told him to get on the air. Howard and Cabbie talked about the Kingston thing for a short time and then John and Cabbie got into some verbal arguments. They called each other names and threatened to beat the crap out of each other. Howard also took some phone calls for them and let some listeners talk about who they think will win.
John's trainer, Derrek Panza, called in and Cabbie went off on that guy too. The two of them went at it for a short time and Cabbie said he'd kick his ass too. Cabbie won't say whether or not he's training with a professional. He says he's into ''the arts'' so he ''train's'' every day though.
Angry Black, who fought Cabbie last year, called in and said that Cabbie should be fighting him over again because the fight was called a draw. He said since he's fighting John instead he wants to take on AJ Benza. He said if he lost that fight he'd never come on the show again. Howard didn't really say anything about that offer though.
Gary wanted to take on Sal the Stockbroker in the under card fight but Sal backed out because, he claims, he has a heart condition. Gary said he spoke to someone who knows Sal's family and that person found out from Sal's mother that he absolutely doesn't have a heart condition. The guys on the show think that Sal is just afraid of Gary beating the crap out of him. For years Sal has goofed on Gary and he's got a lot of anger built up because of that.
Howard let John and Cabbie go at each other for a while. They both sound extremely angry at each other so it should make for a great fight. He eventually had to take a break so he and Robin could get to the news though.
Howard ended up talking about other strange relationships he's seen and been through. He talked about a friend of his whose fiancee has done some stuff that makes it seem like she's not going to be loyal to her marriage. Howard said the woman didn't really do anything with another guy that he knows of but he's seen her acting funny and he doesn't seem to trust her. He wouldn't say who his friend is of course.
Robin said that she and Howard used to be friends but they don't do anything together anymore. Howard said he invited her to his home on New Year's Eve but that was almost 3 months ago. Howard mentioned a couple of other things he invited her to so he's not that bad.
A listener called in and mentioned Jackie the Joke Man. Howard spent a few minutes talking about that strange relationship. Howard ended up talking about how he and Jackie were having a great time the week before he left the show and it was a big surprise when the guy decided to leave. Stuttering John said Jackie doesn't talk to him anymore either. John said he's tried calling Jackie but he no longer calls him back. Gary said Jackie stopped e-mailing him too.
The caller, Double A, who brought up Jackie said that John must really miss Jackie because of all the free lunches he used to get. John said Artie has taken over that spot though. Artie then told Howard about how John mooches lunches off of him. He said John pulls out a couple of crumpled one dollar bills from his pocket and then will ask if there's a ATM near the place they're eating at. Artie said he'd rather just pay for the lunch than take John's crumpled money. Gary shared some stories about John mooching off him also.
Vinnie Favale from CBS came in to talk to Howard about Mark Harris and why he was coming in this morning. Howard was about to play some clips from Mark's CDs but he ended up talking about the dinner he had last night with some of his family. He was calling it a Jewish seder but all of the guys in the studio pointed out that it wasn't really a religious dinner because of the way they did everything. Howard said that's true, it wasn't a formal seder, but it was as close as he'd get.
Howard got off of that and started to play some Mark Harris song. He got sidetracked though, and ended up talking about the bombing over in Israel. He and the rest of the crew talked about the situation over there for a short time before he had to take a break.
Howard also talked about Dudley Moore for a little while and played some clips of celebrities talking about him. Howard was a big fan of the movie ''Arthur'' and said it was one of the funniest movies made.
After talking about Berle and Moore Howard moved on to talk to Mark about his new CDs. He played some clips from his 3 albums and said you can get them on AKAMarkHarris.com.
Howard took a couple of phone calls and Joey Boots was one of them. Apparently he's been getting into Mark's instant messages and has been harassing and threatening him. Mark complained about both Joey and High Pitch Erik and how they threaten him. He said he may have to turn them into the police if they continue to threaten to kill him. Howard wrapped up the segment after talking about the upcoming ''The Weakest Dink'' game for a short time.
Howard said the FCC has won in this fight about censorship because they have someone sitting there ready to hit the delay button if Howard says something that might be considered offensive.
Howard spent a few minutes talking to Andre about this stuff and then moved on to the game. Howard told Andre that he didn't hate him, he hated what he did as a job.
Playing the game were Howard, Gary, Robin, Fred, Artie, KC and Stuttering John. Most of the people who the guys are playing for were in the studio. Here's how they're matched up...:
When they came back from the commercial break they had eliminated KC. They went on and quickly played the rest of the rounds. Artie was eliminated in the second round, John in the next, Robin in the next, Howard in the next. It came down to the final round between Gary and Fred. Gary had answered every one of his questions correctly up to this point. Fred had missed a bunch but managed to make it through the rounds. Gary finally missed one question in the final round but Fred missed 2 so Gary was the winner. He won the 2002 Dodge Durango for Mike. A woman from Yonkers Avenue Dodge came in and presented the vehicle to Mike. Howard said she was pretty hot and asked if there were more hot women working at Yonkers Avenue Dodge. Gary has been there and he said there are some other hot women there.
Howard took some phone calls about the game but ended up getting sidetracked when a caller brought up the Stuttering John/Crazy Cabbie fight. Howard spent a short time on that and got back to the game. There were complaints about the game and most of them were about the way Vinnie hosted the game. There were people that said he was very unprofessional in the way he hosted. He was stumped after the first round about who the ''Weakest Dinks'' were and there was a lot of confusion there. Howard wrapped up the game after the calls.
Howard had to meet the guy so he came in today. Howard talked to him about the history of his tape and why he sent this stuff to Oprah. Ray said that he'd sent some ideas to her by registered mail a couple of times and she didn't even acknowledge the fact that he sent the stuff. He then got upset and sent this tape to her.
After talking to Ray about that for a short time he talked about Ray's man-boobs. Ray calls himself an ''effeminate male'' who has natural breasts brought on by the use of hormones... but he also has a moustache. He said he's not trying to be a woman by dressing in drag or anything like that, he's just an effeminate male.
Howard let Raymond ramble on and on about his wacky ideas for TV shows for a while. Raymond said that he's got a lot of ideas for his own TV talk show too. He and Howard discussed that idea for a short time. Howard said he'd like to make a film about Ray's mission to meet Oprah. After the interview Howard said he still didn't know why Raymond was upset with Oprah.
Howard took a call from this guy Dave who works on a show called ''The Bald Truth'' on Howard's Los Angeles radio station. He hosts a hair loss show and apparently talked about how Howard is going bald. Dave told Howard that he didn't bring it up, it was a guest of his that claimed to have seen Howard in a elevator and said he was losing his hair. Howard told Dave he doesn't appreciate him talking about his hair if he doesn't know for a fact that he's losing his hair. Howard pointed out that ''The Bald Truth'' is a show that pays for their air time on the radio station out there. Howard kept calling it an infomercial because they pay for their air time. Dave said it's not an infomercial, it's a real show. Dave said that he's not the one that Howard should talk to about that. He said this guy Spencer Kobren who hosts the show. Howard ended up goofing on the guy because he sounded kind of effeminate.
Dave told Howard that he'd be willing to bet that Howard is losing his hair because of the way Howard was coming after him. Howard said he'd put up $50,000 that it is his own hair and he's not losing it. Dave said he'd have to talk it over with Mr. Kobren.
Howard told Dave that his show is just dumb and kept asking what they sell on their show. He said they don't sell anything. Howard then asked him what sponsors they have. Dave said they have the makers of Rogaine and Propecia, both hair loss products, as sponsors. Howard left it up to the guy whether or not he was willing to put up the $50,000 to check his hair loss.
After taking a break Howard came back and talked about Andy Dick returning to the show today. He played a couple of clips from his last appearance on the show to let people know why he said he was never going to do the show again. He got upset about all of the nasty phone calls Howard took for him. He thought that Howard was setting him up and said he was never coming back. Howard said he changed his mind and was coming in later in the morning. Howard said he had a feeling Andy would return someday and he's glad he finally changed his mind.
Howard had a new ''Mr. Skin Minute'' (MrSkin.com) to play. This is the guy who knows where all of the good, and bad, nude scenes are in just about every movie. This week Mr. Skin said there's no nudity in the new movies released in the theaters but there are a couple of DVDs out that have nudity. He said ''Original Sin'' featuring Angelina Jolie is out and you can see her nude 18 minutes in. Mr. Skin said that there's also some Dana Delaney ''fur burgerage'' in the DVD release of ''Exit to Eden.'' Howard said he can't watch ''Exit to Eden'' again though. He said it may be one of the worst movies ever made.
Joey Boots called in and said he was watching CNN and saw that another Palestinian bomb went off in Israel. That led to Howard discussing the situation over there and what he thinks should be done about it.
The caller that brought up the fight wanted to play a game to win something. Howard had a trip to the Oscar De Lahoya fight in Las Vegas to give away so he played a quick game with him. Gary had the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame game to play. The guy had to guess which of the two mentioned are in the hall of fame. Here are the picks and the answers:
After the game Howard spent some time talking about how bogus the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is.
Howard said a lot of people make up lies like that about him for some reason and he can't figure it out. Howard then mentioned that in an interview in Oui magazine, porn star Houston says that she once gave oral sex to Howard in the bathroom of the studio the time Howard and the crew were measuring their penises. Howard said this is another lie. He said Houston did offer to give him oral that day but he turned her down. He said he's not threatening to sue her or anything but he'd like her to tell the truth. Houston eventually called in and said she didn't say that when she was interviewed. She denied ever having oral sex with Howard and doesn't know where that came from. Gary told Howard that they were hearing rumors about Houston telling people that she had given him oral before this article came out though. Houston said she never claimed that to anyone before though. Someone claiming to be Brad, the guy who took Houston to his prom, called in and said that Houston told the whole class that she gave oral to Howard. Howard ended up hanging up on that guy though because it probably wasn't Brad.
Howard spent a few minutes with Houston and thanked her for setting the record straight.
Howard said she makes some cool hats and stuff. He asked her to make him a simple hat one time. He said he just wanted something really simple to fit his big head but she ended up sending him a hat with big ostrich feathers sticking out of it. He appreciated her trying for him but he wouldn't wear the hat.
Howard had Wood Yi talk a little bit to Linn so he could try to pick her up. He had some great lines like:
Howard eventually got around to the Gossip Game and got Mike Walker on the phone. Here's how the game goes... Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:
Andy came in and told Howard he may have gone a little crazy after the last appearance. He did say some stuff about Howard that was pretty nasty and they reminded him about it. He said he was upset at the time though.
Howard brought up Andy's former girlfriend who was extremely hot according to Howard. They just broke up a month and a half ago and Andy is kind of upset. He said that she didn't think he was being a good boyfriend. He said he forgot her birthday one time and he always spent the holidays with his kids instead of her. That was the major subject of the interview. Howard also asked Andy about doing David Letterman's show last night. Andy told Howard he's always uncomfortable on Letterman's show because the guy is always so stiff and father-like on the show.
Andy's show on MTV is starting a new season on April 6th at 9:30pm and he says they do some really weird stuff on it. Howard talked a little bit about that and eventually got back to Andy's break-up. Howard's buddy Ralph called in and said he ran into Andy after his last appearance. He said that Andy seemed like he was mad at Joe Rogan more than he was mad at Howard. Joe had told a story about Andy when he was on the show and Andy wasn't too happy with it. Andy said he likes Joe but he is an angry guy. He kept saying that Joe is all '' 'roided up'' and has a lot of anger against women for some reason.
Ralph also brought up this guy Hunter who was apparently trying to seduce Andy's girlfriend Lisa. Ralph told Andy that he should never let single guys hang around his hot girlfriends. They'll try to steal them away no matter what. Andy thought that Hunter was probably with Lisa at that moment. This guy Hunter eventually called in and said he's not with Lisa and he's not trying to get her. The guys on the show know Hunter and know that he's probably trying to get her. He said he just spends time with her to do this calendar that he's putting together. He said he's never even kissed her. Howard told Andy that if Hunter tried to get her then he's never going to get her back from him.
Howard had to take a break so he wrapped up the interview. You can find out more about Andy at AndyDick.com