After taking a break Howard came back and had a Touch Tone Terrorists (JunkyardWillie.com) prank call playing. They've played it before but it's a good one where people call the wrong number and this one guy plays all the parts of the guys who transfer this woman around and jerk her chain for a few minutes.
Howard said Artie asked him if he went to Stuttering John's ''surprise'' party last week. Howard said that Robin and Mr. X (who ruined the surprise) didn't show up to the party. Robin said Mr. X was too embarrassed to go. Howard said he got drunk before going to the party. Gary came in and said he already heard that Howard was wasted when he got there. He said that Doug from E! told him that Howard was walking into furniture because he was so drunk.
Howard went on to tell everyone the story of his night before John's party. He went out with his buddy Ross and had a few drinks at this one bar. He said he didn't eat much so he got ''lit up'' pretty quick. He and Ross then went to see if Beth, Howard's girlfriend, was still working at this fashion show. She was still working so Howard and Ross had some more drinks. Beth eventually showed up and knew that Howard was drunk.
Gary made some comments about how much Howard is drinking lately. He has done that on a couple of other occasions so Howard ended up telling him to just stop because it's the same rap every time.
Howard said they had an hour long drive to John's party so they stopped at some place to get some drinks. They had a limo so they weren't driving. Howard had more drinks in the car. Howard said he even brought his drink into John's party because he knew the drinks there wouldn't be that good. John said they had good stuff there so Howard didn't need to bring his own. Howard went on to talk about what happened at the party. Howard said John's house almost burned down the other day so there was soot all over the place and he ruined his pants while playing with John's dog in his basement. The house caught fire due to electrical problems with a pool heater they have. Howard said it was kind of depressing there because it was such a mess.
Artie didn't make it to John's party because his girlfriend threw him a special dinner for just the two of them. He said she took him out for a helicopter tour of New York City and then went out to dinner.
Howard and John talked about who actually did show up to John's party. John said that he had a lot of close friends there and a few people from work also came.
They had some gambling going on at the party and Howard ended up getting pissed while watching some people play Black Jack. Howard said one guy split 10s which just wasn't right so he got up and left.
On Sunday Howard said he went to a dog show where they had only English Bull Dogs. He said he and his daughter played with some and checked them out. Howard said there was a great crowd there and they had a lot of fun there.
Howard took a call from a guy who was concerned with Howard's drinking. He said he's afraid that Howard's going to keep drinking and will become an alcoholic. Artie said he used to take drinks into the shower with him so he wouldn't lose his buzz before going out to drink some more.
Howard said he went out to dinner with Billy Joel on Saturday night. Robin said a lot of people are trying to hook Billy up with women lately. Howard said Billy told him he's embarrassed to go out these days because of that.
Howard tried to watch porn with Beth last night. He said it's an old movie that he's seen before called ''The Image'' and he didn't know it was out on DVD until it showed up at the station last week. He said everything got ruined when people started calling him and the sound wasn't working with the DVD for some reason. Howard said Beth ended up falling asleep before they could watch the DVD.
Howard said he did something really embarrassing on Friday night. This guy called in who heard Howard call in to the radio station while he was on his way to John's party. He was drunk so he sounded like a mess. Howard said he was yelling into the phone as he talked to Booker the DJ. They weren't sure if they had the call available to them or not. Booker called in and said he has tape of the call but it was out in his car so he couldn't play it right then. He said he'd call back with the tape.
Howard finally found out the name of the porn that he was talking about earlier. It was called ''The Image.'' He spent a few more minutes talking about that. He said it's kind of old so the women in it have ''full bush'' and there aren't any breast implants.
Howard and the guys spent some time talking about the possible attacks on Iraq and about some of the celebrities who are speaking out against it. Tim Robbins name came up as well as a few others during the short discussion.
Howard had a mystery record to play. He played the song that KC gave him. It was a woman singing with only a bongo playing in the background. Howard and the guys guessed at who it might be for a few minutes before Howard guessed it right... Jennifer Love Hewitt. Howard said she looked really good on the cover of her album. Howard said sometimes women don't look as good in person as they do in pictures like that though. Arite said he saw her once in person and she looked ''sexy as hell.'' Howard threw the CD in and played some more of the album which is called ''Barenaked.'' Howard said it won't be a hit CD after hearing a few of the tracks. He said she's got a good voice but she's imitating everyone else.
Chaunce Hayden called in to tell Howard that Jennifer is a number one hit in Japan. Howard said Japan and Germany are like the bizarro world because they like performers like Jennifer Love Hewitt and David Hasselhoff.
Howard had a new phony phone call that High Pitch Erik made. He said it's just funny to hear Erik trying to be funny. He said he wasn't that funny on this call. Erik made another call to a bar. He tells the person who picks up that he was kicked in the balls and that's why he has the high pitched voice.
Gary said he got to talk to Paula Abdul for a short time too and she may actually come on the show. He said she was more upset about Howard and the gang saying she's had plastic surgery than anything else they've said about her on the show in the past. Gary said she'll be in the City in the next couple of weeks and may actually come in. Howard doesn't seem to believe that though.
Gary went on to talk about Rodney Dangerfield who was on the same show. He said Rodney is really old and just had some major surgery so he was sitting in his square in his boxer shorts. He said that Rodney was really funny though.
Gary said Dom Deluise is huge and has to use a walker to get around. He told Howard that they had to seat Dom before everyone else because of the problems he has. Gary said at the end of the day they take group photos and they had two chairs for Dom to sit on because he's so big. He said that Dom changed his clothes in his square because it's so hard for him to move.
Gary told Howard that a few people refused to call him some of the names that were written about him for the show. Gary also refused to read one of the lines about himself that he didn't like. He said that he was supposed to say something about how he has bad breath and big teeth so he could be one of Jack Hanna's animals. He said he also did a promo with Jack Hanna where he's sitting in Jack's square and Jack says something about seeing him and his monkey on Hollywood Squares. Gary then responds ''Hey! Who are you calling a monkey?'' Gary said his week of shows airs the week of November 11th through the 15th. He said he met Henry Winkler while he was out there and he turned out to be a really nice guy. Howard said he was probably just being nice because he's the executive producer of the show.
Howard took a call from a guy who got to see the taping of the ''Jump the Shark'' pilot that Vinnie Favale shot last week. He said the show was good but they treated the audience like crap. The caller said that he thinks the show could make it though. Howard and the guys spent a couple of minutes talking to Jon Hein who created the Jump the Shark web site and the new game show they're basing on the web site. Gary also brought up Mr. Skin while they were talking about Jon and how much information they know.
After taking another break Howard and the guys spent some time taking phone calls and talking about a few news stories that they read.
Howard said he got a picture from a guy who has the word ''Bukkake'' on his Nevada license plate.
Howard read through a bunch of e-mail they've gotten lately. Someone wanted to know what happened to the 10 pound Nestle Crunch bar Gary gave Artie as a gift. Artie said he ate about 3/4 of it before it got stale. Howard said Artie wasn't sure how to start eating it because it was so big so he took it and slammed it against the wall. It broke into smaller pieces and he was able to eat it.
Howard whipped through a bunch of other e-mail from people who had complaints about certain things they've heard on the show lately.
Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com) called in and told Howard he got an interview with Henry Rollins recently. He asked Henry why he didn't do Howard's show when he was in the area. Rollins said that he doesn't like what Howard does and doesn't like doing the show. After hearing that Howard said that's a really dicky thing to say especially after using his show to promote stuff. He said that at least he doesn't use someone and then bad mouth them like that. Howard said you could look at it that way or say that the guy is just being completely honest.
Howard took a bunch of phone calls and killed some time talking about a few other things he found interesting that were in the news. He talked about the ratings for last Thursday night when ''Friends'' beat out the first half hour of ''Survivor.'' Howard said the audience then all moves over to CBS for ''CSI'' and then back to NBC for ''E.R.'' after that.
Howard took a few more phone calls and did some other stuff before getting to Robin's news. He took a call from Wendy the Retard who was calling in to announce that she came in third in a Special Olympics bowling competition. Howard said it was big news for his show. He spent a couple of minutes with Wendy congratulating her and then went right into Robin's news.
Howard announced that Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora would be on around 7:30 today and Jerry Springer would be calling in later. He also said that porn star Zana would be calling in to talk about how she wants to use a strap-on on a listener. Comedian Nick DiPaolo will also be coming in later in the show.
After taking a break Howard said they're looking for celebrities to play ''It's Just Wrong'' with their sisters or mothers. He said the grand prize is still $10,000 but he thinks it needs to be $25,000 to get celebrities in.
Howard read through some e-mail they got yesterday. Howard had been taking phone calls late in the show and people were telling him not to go to South Beach because it's mostly black. Howard said he doesn't know if that's true, he was just taking phone calls from people who were warning him not to go.
Howard quickly went through some of the other mail. He said people wanted to know what the name of the porn movie was that Howard was talking about watching with Beth yesterday. He said it's called ''The Image'' and described it again.
People were e-mailing Howard about Artie's betting and about how he should have taken the part he was offered on ''Celebrity Mole.''
Howard took some phone calls. One guy asked Howard if he was ever friends with Curtis Sliwa who has his own show on MSNBC. Howard said he was never friends with him but he was on his show years ago. Howard spent a few minutes talking about how bad Sliwa is as a broadcaster.
A listener called in to ask Howard Artie got the hot girlfriend he has. He saw her on last night's E! show and said he pleasured himself twice to her image. Howard explained how Artie met Dana and how he had to pursue her for a while before she would go out with him. Artie admits he's the luckiest man in the world but said that he didn't have to pursue her all that long before she agreed to go out with him. He said he only had to ask her twice before she agreed to go out on a date. A few other callers were saying the same thing about Artie being lucky to have Dana. A couple of guys were bad mouthing Artie saying that he looked like a greaseball that hadn't showered for a week when that ''Newlyweird Game'' episode was shot.
Shuli called in and had a quick game for Howard to play. He had a list of women and Howard had to say which one he thought wouldn't tell on him if he slept with them. He started the game and came up to the wives on the show. Here's the short list they got through and the woman Howard thinks would be least likely to squeal on him:
Shuli was also wondering who on the show has the most and least sex. Howard said he thinks that Gary probably has the least. Gary said he's probably right about that. He spent a little while talking about how his wife is in a book club now so she doesn't make much time at night to have sex with him. He said he's told her that he's the book she should be finishing. Howard ended up talking about how he hates reading books and he doesn't know why anyone would read when they can watch TV and movies. Gary said that his wife's book club is like 20 women who get together. He said sometimes it seems like it's just an excuse for 20 women to get together to have dinner. Howard spent some time talking about the wives of the guys on the show.
Howard moved on and talked about his buddy Ross and how he never seems to pick up the tab when they go out to dinner even though he's got a record company expense account behind him. Howard said he's the one who usually picks it up. He said last weekend he was out with Billy Joel, Ross and some other people and he ended up picking up the tab. Howard figured Billy Joel would have picked it up but he didn't even reach for his wallet. Gary and Artie said Stuttering John doesn't pay for many of his meals either.
Howard changed subjects and talked a little bit about Ronnie the Limo Driver and this guy Jack the Town Car Driver who used to be best friends. Howard said they're not talking anymore for some reason. Howard had Ronnie come in to talk about it. Ronnie said things got ''weird'' when his son had his baby. Ronnie said that Jack and his wife didn't come over to see the baby. Ronnie said they finally came over but the almost had to put a gun to their head. Howard wondered why it's so important to have their friends come over to see their grand child. Howard didn't understand what the big deal was. Stuttering John and Howard told Ronnie they wouldn't be bothered by it. Ronnie continued to say that it was just a ''weird'' thing that happened. Howard wondered if Ronnie and Jack would like to do a ''People's Court'' type of thing so they could straighten this out. Ronnie said Jack probably wouldn't show up for it though.
Howard said he couldn't really tell how old Zana was from her pictures. She said she's around 26 which is what Howard guessed.
Howard got right to the point of Zana's call. He said that she claims to be a nymphomaniac. She said that she really does like sex more that most people do. Howard said that she once put an ad in the paper for a gang bang and didn't have any cameras shooting it. She said that she had 9 guys there for that and none of them could get aroused. She also claims that she banged a pizza delivery guy. Howard read through some of the other stuff she had in her bio. There were quite a few wacky things in there that he went through with her.
Howard took a call from a guy who said it sounded interesting. He said he doesn't think he can take 8 inches but he might be able to take a couple of inches of the strap-on. Gay Ramone called in and said that size does matter. Howard said that's something the participants will have to discuss with Zana. Howard took a bunch of calls and there were quite a few guys willing to do it. Howard said he'd never do that. He said that taking a little bit of a pinkie is okay but a full strap-on is way too gay for him.
Howard found enough people interested in this idea... even though he thinks it's gay... That they can have a contest for someone to win the chance. Howard said that if anyone is interested in this, they can e-mail Zana at Zana@nakedzana.com. You can also check her out at either NakedZana.com or StrapOn.com.
Howard talked to the guys about their new album for a few minutes and then said the guys have agreed to do a contest with the show. He said that what he's thinking of right now is doing a Scores party where people would win the chance to go to Scores with Howard and his crew and have Jon and Richie perform. He said they'll call it the ''Bon Jovi Bukkake Party'' or the ''Bon-Kakke'' party. Howard said he'll work on getting the people for the contest and they'll take it from there.
Howard spoke to Richie about his wife Heather Locklear for a short time also. Howard said he thinks he could have gotten Heather himself a few years ago but he never did. Howard said he took her to Scores one time and they were both drunk but nothing happened. Richie said Howard has taken Heather to Scores more than he has.
Howard took a bunch of phone calls from fans who wanted to talk to the guys. There were also a couple of people who bad mouthed Jon for being a dick when they've met him.
Some dude showed up at the station who wanted to meet the guys so Howard let him come in. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to the guy and then moved on.
Howard played a few short clips from the new album ''Bounce'' which comes out today. Howard then wrapped up the interview and took a break.
Howard brought up a few other things quickly. He mentioned this baseball player, Denny Hocking, who has to sit out the rest of the season because his teammates ended up piling on top of him after they won a game and smashed his finger. Howard also brought up a clone of his, Beau Duran, that just got fired because he called a woman who was just recently widowed and goofed on her. Howard said there is a line that some people don't know not to cross and this guy did it.
Howard asked Jerry if he was upset about the recent operation where conjoined twins were separated. He said that those kids could have been guests on his show someday. Jerry said that's true and they could have been guests one day.
Gary told Howard that the show he's in the audience for airs today. Check your local listings for time and channel. Gary continued his stories about what happened while he was in the audience of the show. Gary said Jerry is really accessible during the show and he opens the show with some stand-up comedy. Howard wanted to know what kind of jokes he tells so Jerry told Howard some of the jokes and said that he's been doing the same material for 12 years.
Jerry said that he also has a show in South Africa. He said he goes down there once a month and shoots 4 shows that air on Saturday nights. He spent a short time on that and then Gary told Howard that Jerry took some measly amount of money for the rights to those tapes that they sell with the wacky moments from his show and they've sold really well.
Gary said Jerry's show is under new ownership and they announced to the audience that they're going back to the good old days with more fights on the show. Jerry told Howard that they should have the guys on the show fighting with each other for a week or so and they'd see their ratings go right up. Howard said they almost had one between Robin and Gary earlier in the morning.
Gary said at one point the guy who he brought with him to the show gets up and asks a really inappropriate question. That gets the crowd angry and they start booing him. Gary said the crowd gets really into that stuff and if a question is too soft they'll boo the person and tell them to go on Oprah.
Howard wrapped up the call and gave Jerry's show another plug. He also reminded everyone that Gary is appearing on today's show and then he'll also be on ''Hollywood Squares'' next month.
Howard spent a few minutes taking phone calls and talking about this guy Elliott Spitzer who is the Attorney General of New York. Howard said the guy was on ''60 Minutes'' the other day and found out something cool about stock broker houses. Howard said that he discovered that these places will send out internal memos about crap stocks but the stock brokers end up telling people that they're good buys. Spitzer says this is fraud so they're going to sue over it.
Howard let Scotty go off on the movie people for a few minutes. He took some phone calls for him and a guy pointed out that Scotty has movies and stuff of his father having sex and he shows them on his web site. Scotty said he has no problem with the truth about his father. He runs a web site at BobCrane.com which features some of the pictures and video that his father shot of these women and himself. He knows his father shot this stuff on film but it's not like they portray in the movie, according to Scotty.
Scotty said that he was offered a part in the movie and $20,000 but he told them they could keep their money since they weren't going to tell the truth. A few people called in and brought up the web site and how Scotty sells his father's porn. Howard said that he doesn't get that either. If Scotty is so worried about his father's image, why is he selling his father's porn on his web site? Howard ended up cutting him off because he had to take a break.
Nick told Howard that he just got engaged recently and just bought a house... and he's relying on Stuttering John for his income. He told Howard that he's 40 years old and his fiancee is 34. Nick said that she saw him on TV and had to meet him. He said she showed up with a friend and he ended up going home with the friend. After that the two women weren't friends anymore. Howard thought the girl sounds like she might be a stalker or something but Nick said she's really cool. Stuttering John came in and said that she's really hot. ''She's got big cans...'' he told Howard. Artie and Howard talked about how hard John studies these hot chicks. Artie ended up calling him ''Studying John'' because of that. Nick said there's a picture of her on his comedy CD. You can check that out on his web site. John showed Howard the picture and he said she really is hot. John said that she makes money by selling stuff on eBay.com. John was laughing hysterically when he told Howard that but the woman is making money.
Howard took a call from this guy Erik the Midget who has called in a few times over the past couple of months. He's a big Kelly Clarkson fan and Howard has told him that he should get more realistic and go to a burn victim center where he'd have better luck picking up a woman. Erik rambled on and on about this show ''American Idol'' and the women on the show. Howard said he's in really bad shape and needs to get laid. Howard said he should send him to the Bunny Ranch or something like that. Howard wanted to send him some more money to help him out but he wants him to blow it on something dopey. Howard eventually decided to invite the dude to the Bon Jovi Bukkake Party.
Howard got sidetracked when he brought up a story about a strip club that was sued for not being handicap accessible. Howard read the article and then got back to Erik the Midget. He ended up just giving him another $500 courtesy of the movie ''Rules of Attraction.'' Howard then had Robin do her news.
Howard said that Fred compiles all of their e-mail and according to that, the whole show sucks. Howard read a few about how bad Bon Jovi sucks and how they shouldn't be allowed on the show. Howard said he started wondering if he should have had them on the show or not.
Howard took a phone call from someone who was wondering what the outcome of the ''Newlyweird Game'' (or Nearlywed Game) that they played last week. Gary sent the tape out to Bob Eubanks who used to host the ''Newlywed Game'' and to the people who put together the board game to see what they think. Bob is still looking at it so they're waiting for his comments. The board game people have looked at it but not given them a final answer.
Another phone caller told Howard he thinks that Howard doesn't respect his girlfriend that much. He said he never talked about his sex life with Alison but he does that with Beth. Howard told the guy he did talk about his sex life with Alison all the time so he didn't know what the guy was talking about. Howard said he doesn't give the details about Beth and him because her mother listens to the show now. He says that he does say that they have great sex and have it quite often but he doesn't give all of the details.
Another phone caller was picking apart Beth and telling Howard she's not all that great. Howard told the guy to bring his ''prize'' down to the studio so they could compare girlfriends.
A woman called in and wanted to know how to get in on the Bon Jovi Bukkake Party. Howard isn't sure how they're going to pick the people yet. Howard asked the woman what she looks like and she gave him a quick description. Howard somehow ended up talking about an article where they say that there are so many fat people in the United States that they can't keep track of them. They say that about half of them are black women. He then got sidetracked again and talked about how he had to say ''no'' to some dessert that was offered to him at a restaurant the other night. He said he told the waiter to thank the chef but he can't eat stuff like that because he'll get fat.
Howard got back to the woman on the phone. He told her that he was thinking of just letting her show up because she sounded fun and hot. Then she said she's 30 years old. Howard and Artie then had second thoughts and said that they may have to turn down a 30 year old. They're hoping to get women in their early to mid 20's for the Bukkake thing.
After taking a break Howard spent some time talking baseball. He talked about how the owner of the Minnesota Twins was thinking of shutting the team down because they weren't making any money. Now the team is winning and they're still talking about getting rid of them. Howard said he found that kind of odd.
Howard talked a little bit about how Jackie Chan got a star on Hollywood Blvd. Howard said people ask him why he doesn't have one and he always says that you have to pay for your own and he's not going to do that. Jackie Chan is also looking to get more serious roles in movies. Howard found that pretty funny too.
Howard brought up Jack Gordon who used to be married to Latoya Jackson. He's now written a book about the Jackson family so Howard read through some of the stuff in the book. Jack claims that Michael used to abuse his chimpanzee. He also claims that Michael paid Lisa Marie Presley $15 million to marry him. They both deny that though.
Howard read through some more e-mail about the ''Newlyweird Game.'' A lot of people find Howard and Beth together to be kind of disturbing. There was also someone who thought Artie's girlfriend Dana was hotter than Beth.
Howard read that actor Lorenzo Lamas and his wife Shauna have split up after 6 years of marriage.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who had a game of ''Who's More Useful'' where he gave Howard names and he had to pick one of the two to keep. Here's the list of people Howard picked:
Robin said she was surprised that Howard would keep Ronnie over Scott. Howard said that he wasn't so sure about that either. He complained that Ronnie parks his limo at the station and he's getting the bill for the parking. Howard doesn't know why he has to pick up the parking because Ronnie is working at the station as security now. Ronnie said that was a deal that was made years ago before he was working at the station as security. Ronnie didn't know why he was getting blamed for something that's not his fault. Howard kicked Ronnie out of the studio and told him to watch his back. Ronnie said he always does but Howard pointed out that he wasn't there when Gary Busey was going nuts in the studio.
Mariann from Brooklyn called in and told Howard how great Beth looked on E!. She yelled and screamed for a minute about the ''Newlyweird Game'' and asked a couple of questions that no one bothered to answer. Fred just kept playing the crow cawing clip he plays whenever she calls in. Howard had to get off the phone so he could take another break.
Howard said some gay stuff happened at the station yesterday. He said KC was at the station with Cabbie and Cabbie told KC that he was good looking enough that he'd give him oral sex. KC came in and told Howard that he doesn't think Cabbie was kidding either. He said that they were alone in the hallway when it happened and he was weirded out by the whole thing. Howard suggested that they put a hidden camera on KC and have him go through with it to see how far Cabbie would go.
Howard played tape of Stuttering John interviewing a few people the other night. First up was Mike Wallace. Here's how it went:
John got a few questions with Regis Philbin but Regis just told John what a great neighbor Howard is in his building. John asked Liz Smith a few dopey questions too and she was a good sport and answered them. She even said she's surprised that Howard didn't become a big movie star. She loved ''Private Parts.'' John asked her if she finds Howard attractive and she said ''I wouldn't go that far.'' John stuck around for a few minutes and talked to Howard about some of the other people who showed up to the event he was at. That led to a discussion about guys with grey hair. Gary came in after John said that he has grey hair. Gary then ended up talking about ''Hollywood Squares'' because they were talking about how people age. Robin brought up Burt Reynolds and how bad he looks these days. Robin said she wasn't able to sit through the new ''Hollywood Squares'' because of the people they have on there. She said she had to bail out on it when she saw the team of Adam West and Burt Ward. She said Burt is fat and unrecognizable now.
Howard moved on and talked about how Nicole Bass lost her lawsuit against the WWE. She was suing them over sexual harassment and the suit was tossed out. Howard read an article about it and one of the jurors said that Nicole was just looking for money. The wrestler who was accused of grabbing Nicole's boobs didn't think all that much about her suit because of who she is. His wife was cheering the loss. This guy Carlos from the new TV show ''Celebrity Justice'' was at the trial so he called in to talk about it. One of the jurors from the case, Pete, also called in. The two of them discussed what happened and how no one seemed to believe Nicole's claims. Pete said that no one believed her claims about being molested on a flight to England. Pete also said she seemed to be lying about some of the stuff about the flight. The two callers filled Howard in on a lot of details from the trial. They told Howard that his name came up a few times during the trial. Fred was doing an impression of Nicole that sounds a lot like Herman Munster from ''The Munsters'' TV show. He and Howard spent a few more minutes goofing on Nicole before Howard announced that the fight between Nicole and Joey Buttafuoco is still going to happen. He said it will take place in November sometime but he still hasn't given a firm date yet. Gary said he's going to find out when tickets will be available later today.
Howard also replayed the tape of him talking to Booker the other day when he called in to his show drunk. They goofed around with that for a few minutes and then took some phone calls. Howard took a bunch of calls and let a few people complain about him. A couple of people were complaining about Howard crying like a little bitch about stuff. Howard asked one guy to give him a couple of examples of what he bitches about but the guy just said ''everything.'' Howard ended up calling the guy an asshole but the delay got hit and Howard knew that it was going to happen. He said he's the only DJ in the country that's not allowed to use that word on the air. Howard said he's got to do something about the delay button hits. He said they're out of control these days. He brought up this guy Dead Air Dave who is in charge of hitting the delay. He said Dave kind of blew him off the other day so he figured that he's mad at him. Dave came in and said Howard was talking to someone else the other day when he didn't respond to him. Howard spent some time talking to Dave about the ridiculous things he's hitting the delay on. Howard had an example of his work from the other day when the strap-on girl was on. He read what was said and what was censored out. It was something about using a finger on another person that was cut out. Howard said he's close to resigning again because it's gotten so bad. He said that's the only way to get Tom's attention about this stuff. He said he had a tough time getting permission to use the word ''scumbag'' on the air years ago. Now he can't say ''asshole'' but everyone else can. He said that Tom tells him that the advertisers on the show wouldn't like him using it but it's okay for the listeners to call in and say it.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who said Howard shouldn't be with a hot chick like Beth on national TV. He said if he weren't Howard Stern he wouldn't get a hot chick like that. Howard said that he is Howard Stern and why shouldn't he have a hot chick if he can get one. Howard thought the guy was kind of stupid with his comments so he hung up on him.
Another caller told Howard he thinks it's time to retire. He said that the show has really sucked over the past year or so and it's time to give it up. Howard said that the phone calls and e-mail they've gotten today really have bummed him out. He said it's really depressing today for some reason. Another caller said he doesn't have a problem with Howard and Beth, he had a problem with Artie and his hot girlfriend. He said when he saw it on E! it looked like a kidnapping or something.
Howard moved on and talked about how Jay Leno is having the guys from Puppetry of the Penis on his show tonight and they're making a big deal about it. Howard said all they're going to do is talk about it anyway so it's not going to be that great. Howard had the guys on his show and they actually demonstrated it.
Howard played a song for everyone to hear before he mentioned who sang it. Howard wanted to know what Robin thought about it. Artie and Robin thought it was really bad. It turns out the singer was the winner of a $10,000 prize from some John Lennon Song Writing Contest that Yoko Ono had to do with. Howard said Yoko finally found someone who was worse than her. Howard said this woman wants to come on the show and she's willing to do anything to get her song played.
Howard invited Gilbert to the Bon Jovi Bukkake Part at Scores. He also told Gilbert that he'd like him to participate in the Celebrity version of ''It's Just Wrong'' with his sister. Howard said if they can get Gilbert and his sister, that might attract other celebrities. Gilbert said maybe Erik Roberts will come in with his sister Julia.
Howard asked Gilbert if he's on the new ''Hollywood Squares.'' Gilbert said that they haven't called him yet and he thinks that there may be creative differences between him and Fonzie (Henry Winkler) who is producing the show now. Howard said Gilbert must be considered part of the old school crowd and they don't want him back. Howard said he's heard that the show is much better than it used to be but they have guests like Burt Reynolds and Dom Deluise. Howard told Gilbert about how Gary was on the show and they would leave Dom Deluise in the square while everyone went to change their clothes. Gary said they must have changed his clothes while he was in the square. Gary was also trying to figure out how they moved him from one square to another. Gilbert told Howard no one ever had trouble getting into their squares when he was on. Howard joked that he thinks they must have built the set around Dom Deluise.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who told him what a legend he is and how he doesn't think he could live without him on the air. Another caller did the same thing for Gilbert and asked if he could play the Porn Star Game. Howard had a few $500 gifts to give away courtesy of the movie ''The Rules of Attraction.'' Howard pulled out the tape and played the game. This is where they ask porn star TJ Hart a bunch of questions and have the callers guess whether the stripper will answer the question correctly or not. Howard gave the first caller a few sample questions and then told the guy he had to get 3 out of 5 correct. Here are the first set of questions:
| Question |
Caller Says |
TJ's Answer |
| How many suns do the 9 planets in our solar system
share? |
Y |
One |
| Who wrote ''A Christmas Carol''? |
N |
Carol Lewis |
| If a mother gives birth to octoplets, how many has
she had? |
Y |
Eight |
| Question |
Caller Says |
TJ's Answer |
| Spell 'ADJACENT.' |
Y |
I'm dyslexic, can't do it |
| What were the names of Christopher Columbus' three ships? |
N |
Santa Maria, Pinto and Mayflower |
| AOL stands for what? |
Y |
I don't know, I don't use computers |
| Stone Henge is where? |
N |
England |
| Question |
Caller Says |
TJ's Answer |
| How many pints are in a quart? |
N |
Twenty four |
| What were the first names of the Wright brothers? |
N |
Orville and Wilber |
| How many days are in a leap year? |
N |
Twenty nine |
| If you speak Dutch, what country are you from? |
N |
Holland |
| Mussolini was the dictator of a country in what war? |
Y |
World War II |
Howard spent a few minutes talking to Gilbert about a few things including his girlfriend. Howard said Gilbert turns into a normal person when he's with the girlfriend for some reason. Artie told Howard that Gilbert was at the Chevy Chase Roast that happened recently so they should talk to him about it. Gilbert didn't have much to say about it though so Howard just moved on to other stuff and then took a break.
After the break Howard played a bunch of voice mails they've gotten. One woman called in a bunch of times yelling about Drew Carey, of all people, appearing on the E! show. She called him names and said he's nothing but a ''fat Jew'' and stuff like that. Howard said she called in about 20 times and three of them were about Drew Carey. Another guy went off on Tom Chiusano for a few minutes.
Howard later took a call from Jeff ''The Drunk'' Curro who just went to court yesterday for the charges he was up on for running from the police. He told Howard the judge didn't take away his license and he has it for yet another month. Howard sounded pretty surprised that they didn't take it away from him.
Howard said that this season of ''Smallville'' is really good. Last year he wasn't a fan of the way the show was going but this season is different. Howard said he doesn't know why he likes Superman stories so much. Howard went on to describe how he shaves the hair in and on his ass. He said Superman never had to do that so maybe that's why he likes him so much. Howard said he also shaves the hair around his penis at the base so it makes him look bigger. Howard said if you shave too much from that area you end up looking like a chick from Penthouse magazine.
Artie told Howard a story about crapping his bed while he was staying at a hotel in Malibu one time. He said cleaning women will clean up just about anything. Howard then told the guys a story about how he once left a used condom on the night stand in his hotel room and it didn't get cleaned. The cleaning woman put a tissue over it instead of picking it up. Howard said he didn't realize it until the end of the week when he was clearing out his room and found it stuck to the table. He said he removed it and took off the finish of the wood. Howard said crapping a bed is worse than that though. Artie said he was really drunk when he did that. He said he crapped his underwear and it must have seeped out while he slept. Artie said he just threw the blanket over the mess and left.
A listener called in and said he almost bled to death after shaving his private parts and cutting himself. Howard told the guy you have to use shears to just trim your bush down there.
After taking a break Howard took a phone call from a guy who saw ''It's Just Wrong'' last night on the E! show. He liked it so Howard spent a few minutes talking about that. He said they want to do a celebrity version of the game but the $10,000 prize just isn't enough to attract any celebrities. Howard said instead of the celebrity version the next one will hopefully be a mother/daughter version or a father/daughter version where the parent would have to disrobe their daughter when they get answers to questions wrong. Howard put the word out that they're looking for anyone willing to participate in that. If you're interested just call 1-800-44-STERN to find out how to get on.
Howard brought up a few things that were in the news. He brought up Robert Blake and how he was denied the chance to get out on bail. Mark David Chapman was also denied the chance of getting out on parole.
Howard said it looks like Madonna's new movie, ''Swept Away'', is going to be a bomb. Robin said of course it will because Madonna is in it. Howard said that the movie company is only sending it out to like 96 theaters. Howard said that's the kiss of death for a movie. He said that the original ''Swept Away'' was a great movie and all they had to do was update it a bit but they somehow screwed it up. Howard read that there were boos from the audience in the screenings of the movie. Howard said you know that's bad because those are people the director invites to see it. Howard went on to say that there are no sex scenes with Madonna because her husband Guy Richie didn't want her doing anything like that. Howard talked about how Richie would yell at actors to get off of his wife after yelling ''Cut!'' after shooting a scene. He said he can't wait to see this movie bomb. He recommended renting the original instead.
Howard brought up a story about how they're going to put anti-bullying laws into effect in schools. Howard said that when he was in school he would have loved that but now he's thinking that he wants other kids to go through what he went through so he's not so sure it's a good idea. Howard joked that his high school reunion was going to be held at Rikers Island since most of the kids he went to school with are probably locked up there.
Howard brought up the story about Madelyne Toogood who was caught on tape beating up her kid. He said the kid was given to Toogood's mother. Howard said that's the person Madelyne probably learned where to punch.
Gary came in and said he spoke to Nicole yesterday. She didn't hear any of the show yesterday so she didn't hear Fred goofing on her all morning. Nicole said she's ready for the fight against Joey Buttafuoco which should be happening November 15th. Ticket info will be available soon.
Gary spent a few minutes talking about the upcoming fight and how both of them are talking a good game so far. They've both been training and should be ready for the big fight next month. Nicole is using the same trainers that Stuttering John used for his fight against Cabbie. John came in and said that the trainers say that her punches are really strong but she needs to work on her stamina. Gary heard that Joey is going to cut back on smoking for the fight. Stuttering John didn't know that Joey was a smoker. Howard said he's taking Nicole to win. Howard and the guys talked about how Nicole would probably beat former WWE wrestler Chyna if they fought. Howard said Chyna is much more feminine than Nicole is. Artie wrapped up the discussion nicely when he said ''Nicole has very feminine hair... on her balls.''
Howard played the phone call that this guy Ryan made to him yesterday about how Howard's girlfriend isn't that hot. Robin told the guy to come down with his girl. He'll be in later.
Howard read a survey that listed shows that were voted the sexiest and most violent on network TV and on cable TV. Howard's show was listed in the top of both lists. Howard is rated above ''The Sopranos'' in the most violent TV shows. Howard said he's not that bummed out by it but it's obvious that the people who were surveyed are just lazy when it comes to voting.
Howard took a call from Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com, SteppinOutMagazine.com) who had a story to tell. Howard killed a couple of minutes talking about some other stuff before he let Chaunce tell his story. Howard also talked about Chaunce's hair plugs and how the guy who put them in was a garbage man. He goofed on him about that for a minute but then got sidetracked when he brought up the new ''Hollywood Squares'' and the odd collection of guests they have on the show. Howard was talking about all of the old guys they have and how they dye their hair. Howard and Robin said it's depressing to see all of those old guys on TV.
Howard brought up the Maryland sniper shootings that have been going on lately. The guy finally left a tarot death card at one of the shootings so the profilers are saying that he may be a guy in his 20's who's married. A reporter finally pointed out that these profilers are never right about these people. Howard talked about that for a couple of minutes and then got to Chaunce's story.
Chaunce called in the other day with tape of Henry Rollins bad mouthing Howard. Chaunce said he fells really bad about playing the tape now because Henry is really bummed out that it was played on the show. Rollins called Chaunce and said that he has betrayed him. Rollins doesn't want Howard to be an enemy of his so he's not happy that the tape was played. Chaunce said that the voice mail Rollins left sounded very dark and he's afraid that he's going to get his ass beat. Howard said that's why he's calling in, he doesn't want to get beat up. Chaunce apologized for what he did to Henry. Howard said he didn't do anything wrong though because Rollins knew he was being taped. Howard wanted him to play the voice mail Rollins left but Chaunce wasn't sure he could do that legally. Chaunce said Rollins talks in rhymes and poems so you have to think about what he said after listening to it.
Howard said he feels confused about the whole thing because he didn't know Rollins felt that way about him. KC came in and said after Rollins did the show last time, he seemed to be cool with Howard and said he liked the guy. Then Chaunce interviews him and he says that he's not a fan of what Howard does.
A woman called in and asked Howard to play the tape but he didn't have it. He told Chaunce to play it but he claimed that he didn't have it there with him either. At one point Chaunce said that he'd be willing to fight Henry for $30,000. Gary came in and said that he might be able to make that happen. He said he thinks that Rollins would be willing to fight Chaunce for free.
Howard took a call from a guy who wanted to play a game to win some money from Howard. Howard still had some $500 prizes to give away courtesy of the movie ''Rules of Attraction'' so he went with that. They had some 80's songs to play which the player had to guess the name of the band to win. Howard was going to give him a 3 out of 5 chance to win but the guy didn't know one of the songs. They played stuff from bands like Thomas Dolby, The Romantics and Cyndi Lauper. The guy on the phone was born in 1980 so he had no clue about any of the songs.
Brian broke the news to Howard that he should have lost the game because of the controversial question. He said that the oil and vinegar question would have lost it for him. Howard was kind of bummed out about the ruling so he joked that he wasn't going to let Brian give any plugs for his stuff. He ended up talking to him about the gaming business and how well he actually does with the stuff. Brian also got a couple of plugs in for his game company and for a web site for one of their new games. You can check them out at EndlessGames.com and McNuttyGame.com.
After talking to them Howard spent some time talking about the ''It's Just Wrong'' game they're trying to put together with celebrities. Gary told Howard that he tried to find out if LL Cool J has any sisters so he could play the game. LL is an only child so it's not going to happen. Howard and the gang ended up talking about bringing their own sisters in to play the game. Howard said he'll ask his sister to play and if she does, he'll be sure to win so he doesn't have to undress her. Howard wants Artie to get his sister to play also.
Howard took a call from a guy who wanted to bring his mother in to play. Howard ended up talking to the 47 year old woman and she agreed to come in to play. The guy said that it's just wrong because he's like 6'5'' tall and his mother is only 4 feet tall. Howard explained the game to the woman and she agreed to do it even after hearing the rules. Howard put the guy on hold and called him a freak. He then asked this guy, Slang, to make sure his mother cleans herself up and shaves her private parts for the game.
Howard ended up talking about the old days at WNBC since he played a lot of the songs he was playing today. He and the guys talked about some of the other lame DJs that worked at WNBC back then too. Howard talked about how lame the playlist was back then. He talked up a couple of the songs to remind everyone about what he used to have to deal with. Artie and Stuttering John used to listen when they were younger so they remembered some of the songs Howard used to have to talk up. Gary worked with him too so he remembered a lot of the crap they had to deal with.
Howard took a couple of phone calls from people who want to play ''It's Just Wrong.'' One guy said he has a big, fat sister with low standards who would probably play with him. A woman also called in and said that she wants to play but for only $5000 and a boob job. Howard told her they'd just give her the $10,000 and she can get her own boob job if she wins... as long as she comes in with her father. Howard said that would be a slam dunk if they can get a father and daughter to play the game. He took a break after putting those two on hold.
Howard spent a few minutes talking to Cabbie about his mental status. Last week he was almost in tears talking about how f'd up he's been lately. This week he went to a new psychiatrist and things are looking up for him now.
Howard said that Gary is kind of pissed at Robin because she's not going to show up at this charity event that she's usually a part of. Gary is supposed to host the auction at the event and he figured Robin would be there but she's not showing up at all. Gary came in and said he assumed that she was going to be there from what she was telling him over the past few weeks. She told Gary that he wasn't listening to what she was telling him and she never said she was going to be there. The two of them talked about that for a couple of minutes but no one got really upset or anything. Howard then had Robin do her news.
During the news Howard took a call from a guy who wanted to bring his 17 year old daughter in to play ''It's Just Wrong'' but Howard had to turn him down until she turns 18. The guy said she turns 18 on December 7th. Howard said they'll have them down that day to play. Howard said he'd be very interested in having them in. Howard asked him what was motivating him to play this game with his daughter. The guy said that he undressed her from when she was born until she was 5 years old or so and it wouldn't be that big of a deal. He also said that he's trying to put her through college and the $10,000 would help out with that. He said he thinks he has a pretty good shot at winning. Howard said they'd put them down for that day... unfortunately it's a Saturday so we'll have to wait until the next Monday.
Another woman called in and said she wanted to come in with her sister to play the game. Howard told her it had to be her father though. The girl said her father wouldn't do it but she'd try to get him on the phone. She tried but the father wasn't interested until Howard offered them $500. He got on and it sounded like he might be interested but Howard pissed him off when he called the Asian guy ''Hop Sing.'' Howard told the girl they'd take her name and if they got really desperate they'd use them.
Howard also said he doesn't think this marriage will last for very long. He and the guys discussed all of this stuff for a long time. Everyone came in and Ralph even called in. Ralph said he's going to hold off on giving a gift for a while to see how the marriage works out. Stuttering John then pointed out that Ralph never gave him a gift when he got married. Apparently Ralph gave John a phony $1 million check and never gave him a real one. John said he never got one but Ralph claims to have given him one.
Howard also spent some time talking about how he thinks that Gary and John both cheat on their wives. Howard said he just gets that feeling but he doesn't have any proof. Gary denied ever cheating on his wife but Howard doesn't seem to believe him. He said that John just keeps pushing the line of what's considered cheating to see how far he can go. He didn't elaborate on that though.
During this long discussion Artie threw in a story about what a scumbag Stuttering John can be. He said that he almost always pays for lunch for the two of them. Yesterday they went out like the usually do but since it was Artie's birthday, John decided to pay... but only for his own lunch. Artie said John gave him a $20 bill and that paid for about half of the tab. Then the guys started walking back to the building and John said he had to hit a cash machine since he was out of money. Artie said that John then asked him for the $20 back so he could catch a cab. He said that John paid for half the lunch, but it only lasted about 4 blocks. Then he asked for his money back and still hadn't paid him by the time he was telling the story. After hearing that story Howard had Robin wrap up her news since it was about eleven o'clock.
Howard also talked about James Van Der Beek and Shannyn Sossamon who are coming in later. He's heard that Shannyn is pretty ''out there'' and Robin told him he might be a tough interview. The Counting Crows are also coming in so Howard and the guys talked about lead singer Adam Duritz and all of the hot chicks he's banged over the years. Gary came in and said Will, who does their research, told him that Adam has the most impressive list of women out of all of their guests.
Howard came back from his first break and talked about last night's ''Survivor Thailand.'' Howard talked about the one tribe with the ''really old bag'' on it. He said he looked up her age on the Survivor web site and she's only 53. Both Howard and Robin said she looks much older than that though.
Howard took a phone call from an 18 year old girl who wants to play ''It's Just Wrong'' with her brother. Howard said he was hoping to get her to come in with her father. She described herself and said she has red hair and she's pretty thin. Howard said she sounds like a skinny Bozo the Clown. The girl said she might be able to get her mother to come in to play with her. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to her and found out she works the door at some strip club called Pure Platinum. She said she's in college full time and she graduated high school early 2 years ago. After talking to her for a few minutes Howard told her to talk to her mother and if she can get her to play, she'll be in the next ''It's Just Wrong.'' Howard said the game got E! the highest ratings on E! they've ever gotten.
Howard moved on and said that the new Madonna movie, a remake of ''Swept Away'', got zero stars in the review he read. Yesterday Howard said the original ''Swept Away'' was great and you should rent that instead of seeing this mess. Howard said Madonna is good at writing songs but not acting. He had an audio clip from Larry King's show with Madonna who talks about the Kaballah and wearing a Jewish Star. Howard pointed out the English accent Madonna has now also. Howard played a couple of clips from the show and goofed on Larry and Madonna and the lame conversations they were having.
Howard asked Bernie about how much he's banging his wife. Bernie said he's still doing it quite a bit... Two times a week! Bernie said he's slowing down now that he's getting older. Howard asked him if he's ever banged a black chick. He said ''Oh yes!'' and told Howard when he was working on ''The Love Boat'' he could get many women. He said back then he was making $39,500 a week. Howard had to wrap up the call after 10 minutes or so. Bernie got in a few more plugs for the Festiva Resorts. He tried to wrap it up but Bernie wanted to read some quotes from a Grant Tinker book. He read the quote from the book in which Tinker talks about how upset he was when he found out Howard was working at WNBC while he was running the company. Howard spent a few minutes talking about that and what a big mistake it was to fire him.
Melrose Larry Green called in and said that the thing Bernie was promoting as being ''free'' actually costs you money. He said you have to fly yourself in and there is a $150 charge for something... Howard ended up hanging up on Melrose so he wouldn't annoy Bernie anymore. Howard let him plug the Festiva thing again and then wrapped up the call.
After getting off the phone Howard said that Grant Tinker thing got him all pissed off. He called Grant Tinker a ''dick head'' and kissed his buddy Mel Karmazin's ass a little bit since he took him in and put him on the radio after Tinker fired him. Howard also said ''Die, die, die Grant Tinker.'' He continued to go off on Tinker for a couple of minutes before taking another break.
After taking a break Howard killed some time talking about a few things in the news. He also took a call from Journalist Debbie Schlussel (DebbieSchlussel.com) but couldn't spend much time with her since he had to get to James Van Der Beek and Shannyn Sossamon. He let her do a minute of her rants about whatever it is she was ranting about. Gary asked her if she's gotten laid at all this year. She didn't seem to want to answer anything like that so she wouldn't give an answer other than ''I'm a red blooded woman who has needs just like any other...'' or something like that. One of the guys said she sounded like their mother when she said that. Howard also asked her if she shaves her bush but she wouldn't really answer that either. She told Howard she thought she had his respect and those questions weren't respectful. Howard ended the call a short time later and took another break.
Howard told James that he's a fan of ''Dawson's Creek'' and he's probably the only guy on the show who watches it. He spent some time talking to James about his work on ''Dawson's Creek'' and the rumors that no one on the show gets along. James claims that's not really true. Howard also asked him about his relationship with his co-star Katie Holmes. James said they hooked up a couple of times but it was never that serious.
Howard also spoke to Shannyn about how she was discovered and of course, whether or not she's ever had a lesbian experience. She hasn't done all that much with women and she has a boyfriend now. Howard asked her about losing her virginity and stuff like that too. She said the guy she lost it to had a pretty large penis so it hurt pretty bad when she did lose it.
Howard took a couple of phone calls for Shannyn and James. One guy asked Shannyn if she likes anal sex or not. She's not a fan of that. Howard said Shannyn was over dressed today but he could tell she has a great body. He told her he's got x-ray vision.
Gary the retard called in but he didn't have any questions for James or Shannyn. He was wondering when he's going to be on the show again. Howard told him they'll be going to Las Vegas again soon and he might be invited to the Nicole Bass fight that's being held on November 15th.
Howard took a couple more phone calls and spent more time talking to Shannyn. She said that she was discovered while working in a record store. She said she loved that job though. Howard asked Shannyn about whether she shaves or not also. She said she has dark hair so she does have to keep it trimmed. Howard told her how he has to use shears to clip his own butt hair. Howard took one last call for the guys before he wrapped up the interview. The woman said she heard that James didn't get along with one of his co-stars on the movie. James said they got along just fine. He said that the guy did take a dump in his trailer but it was just a joke.
After taking a break Howard said that Shannyn is one of the most beautiful women he's ever seen. The guys talked about how hot she was for a couple of minutes. Howard said Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows knows Shannyn because she used to be a DJ at the clubs he used to go to. He claims that she's a great DJ too. Howard doesn't understand what makes a good DJ though so they spent a little time trying to figure that out.
Howard mentioned the story he read about how half the country is obese and don't know it. He brought that up and the Maryland sniper story. He said the fat people should be worried about that guy because he's not going to aim for someone thin like Calista Flockhart. Howard read a few dopey quotes from the Time Magazine web site about the sniper too. They state the obvious like ''The killings will stop when the sniper is caught or gives himself up'' and stuff like that.
Howard read an article about how lemon juice may be good as a contraceptive and an HIV stopper. The study said the juice killed sperm in 30 minutes and can slow the HIV. Howard thought it would be big news but it wasn't. Robin didn't want people at home to think that this will actually work so Howard told people not to try it at home to stop HIV or anything like that.
Howard took another call from a father who wants to bring his daughter in to play ''It's Just Wrong'' next week. Howard has about 6 teams lined up so far. Howard said he never thought they'd degrade themselves to bring in father/daughter teams to play ''It's Just Wrong'' but people love the game.
Howard brought up the big Nicole Bass vs. Joey Buttafuoco fight that's taking place next month. Howard told Nicole he's heard that she has some strong punches but she needs to work on her cardio because she's not going to have any stamina. Nicole said she's taken up running and she'll be ready for the fight. Howard took a couple of phone calls and let some people rip on her. Howard also joked and said that since her court case loss, Nicole hasn't been able to get an erection. They're always making jokes about her being like a man even though her DNA tests say that she's a woman. After taking a couple of phone calls Howard wrapped up the call and told Nicole he's looking forward to the fight which is taking place on November 15th. He said they'll be talking to Joey and Nicole next week about the fight.
Howard had Sean play the 80's Songs game first. He played a song and Sean had to name the artist of the song. Sean was unable to get the first song, Rick Springfield's ''Jesse's Girl'' but Adam was able to get it right. Howard played the second song and Adam got that one right. It was ''8675309'' by Tommy Tutone. Howard played the third song and let Sean try to get it. Adam knew it already but he had to give Sean a chance. Sean didn't know it so Adam told him it was Quarterflash and ''Harden My Heart.'' Sean wanted to know where the rest of his chances were but Howard ended up hanging up on him since he lost. Howard let Adam try a few more before spending a few more minutes talking to him about the women he's scored with. Howard brought up Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox who Adam went out with. Adam said he never banged Jennifer. They just went on a few dates and found out they didn't really have anything in common. Howard tried to get details from him about the women he dated but he didn't want to talk about that stuff. Howard tried time and time again but Adam said he wasn't going there with him. Howard took a few phone calls and tried some more to get info out of Adam but it just didn't happen. Howard brought up a couple of other names of celebrities Adam supposedly banged but Adam told Howard he never even dated Ashley Judd or Christina Applegate.
Sean the White Rapper disguised himself as a woman who wanted to bang the whole band to call back in again. Howard picked it up and Sean was there. He wanted another chance to beat Adam so Howard gave him one song. He tried to cheat and get the name of the song off the CD (Like Omigod! The 80's Pop Culture Box Set Totally!) but he wasn't able to find it. Howard ended up hanging up on him again and got back to Adam and the chicks. Howard spent a few more minutes talking to Adam about Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox before taking a break so the band could get ready to perform a couple of songs.
After the break most of the band were there to perform ''A Long December'' from their ''Recovering the Satellites'' CD. Earlier in the interview Adam told Howard they were going to perform ''Mrs. Jones'' but it was too early for his voice to sing the high notes so they went with ''A Long December'' instead. Howard spoke to the guys for a short time and then had them perform the song. Howard introduced each of the guys who were in. He gave their first names and said which instruments they were playing. Adam was playing keyboards, Charlie was playing accordion, David and Dan were on guitar and another David was on mandolin. After the song Howard said that 9 million women just orgasmed across the country. He wrapped up the interview shortly after that and played their new single ''Miami'' as he went to break. The Counting Crows latest album ''Hard Candy'', which includes ''Miami'', is available now.
Howard moved Mike along and got to the game. Here's how it goes: Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories: