Robin threw a baby shower over the weekend for Fred's wife Alison. Howard wondered what's going on with her lately because she's been doing nice things lately. Robin laughed and said this wasn't even her idea. Howard's assistant suggested it and Robin took it over. Howard wondered why she did it because she doesn't really have a relationship with Fred and Alison. Robin said they've hung out but when Howard asked her when that was, she said it was last year. They went to the U.S. Open together. Gary said he found out that Robin bought the house next door to her and now three of her cats live there. Robin said the cleaning woman lives in that house and takes care of the cats. Stuttering John said he heard that Robin is eventually going to knock that house down. She said that's true but for now, her cleaning woman is living there with the cats.
Howard said he heard there weren't that many people at Alison's shower that she even knew. Robin told him that the shower was about Fred and that's why people like Howard's girlfriend Beth and Artie's girlfriend Dana were there even though they don't even know Fred's wife.
Howard said he went to Scores over the weekend with DJ Chris Booker and his girlfriend Linda Lopez. Howard said there's a new crop of dancers there and they're hot. He took a break a short time later.
After getting off the phone he pointed out how they just gave Erik the Gayest Money F-Emmy and everyone he thanked was a guy. He had no women to thank.
Howard moved on and took some phone calls. One guy called in and said that Crazy Cabbie was at a NY Jets football game wearing a Minnesota Vikings shirt and ended up getting tossed out because he was taunting the Jets fans. The guy said Cabbie tried to get out of it by saying he was from Howard's station but it didn't work. Howard said cabbie will probably call in complaining that he was the victim but he's just trying to draw attention to himself.
Howard said he saw the ''Jackass'' movie over the weekend and it was good. He got an advance screening of it and liked it. He said it's just like the TV show but they can show stuff they couldn't show on MTV. Howard said the real star of that movie is Steve O who is coming in later this week. Howard said at one point in the movie Steve O gets a ''road tattoo'' while Henry Rollins drives him around in a jeep. A tattoo artist actually gives him a tattoo while they drive around in the jeep and it comes out as a bloody mess. Howard said Steve O actually turned down this one stunt where a guy uses anal lube and puts a toy car up his ass. He then goes to a place and gets an x-ray taken. He explains that he was at a party and his ass was hurting. Howard said he was pretty funny when the x-ray tech was looking at it and saw the car in there. They then tell the guy he has a car stuck in there. Howard said he also laughed his ass off when Steve O hung meat from his ass and walked across an alligator pit. The gators were snapping at him and then he fell into the pit. Howard mentioned some of the stuff Johnny Knoxville did in the movie too. They took this boxer Butterbean and Johnny into a department store and just started a boxing match. Johnny ends up getting knocked down and cracks open his skull. They also had a baby alligator bite Johnny's nipple and it bit right through it. There's also a wedgie machine in the movie where the guys just jump into a big pair of underwear that's hanging in a tree and get wedgies. Howard said one guy jumped in and the branch broke so he went flying.
Howard took a call from a guy who thought Howard was giving away too much by telling everyone about what happens in the movie. Howard said he didn't think he was giving away all that much. He gave away more when Robin asked what these guys are going to be like when they're older. Howard said at one point they make up some of the guys as old men and they drive around in those personal carts and just crash into stuff.
A guy called in and goofed on Gary because he ended up running out of autographed photos at the car show he was at over the weekend. He ended up going to make photocopies and this guy saw him doing it so he called it in. Gary told the guy that it wasn't that big of a deal. Howard spent a short time talking about that before taking another break.
After playing those tapes Howard played tape of a promo that used to run on WNBC for his show many years ago. He played it and spent some time talking about the different jingles they used to do on the station.
Howard said he got an invitation to something that he probably won't be going to. He said he was invited to be part of the upcoming Liza Minelli and David show. Howard said he doesn't want to go there for free and give them ratings because it just pisses him off. He said he'd probably tell David to ''come clean'' and ask them about how many times a day they make love. Howard said Ray Charles is also going to be there and he'd probably end up throwing stuff at him as a goof. He mentioned some of the other celebrities that are supposed to be at this taping. He said Diana Ross will be there and he thinks that she's ''spooky'' looking these days. Debra Messing may be there and Howard thinks she's pretty cute but he's still not going. Robin seemed to think that he should go.
Howard mentioned a story he read about Rosie O'Donnell hiring a lawyer to defend these two young kids who killed their father while he slept. Howard said he doesn't understand why she doesn't just concentrate on being funny.
Howard said that Dr. Phil's show is still getting good ratings and he doesn't understand that. He said he's watched the show twice and Dr. Phil just yells at people.
Howard brought up the Maryland Sniper and how he may have shot another person over the weekend. Melrose Larry Green called in with some news about the sniper. He read Howard a bunch of stuff from an article he had. He also had audio from a news report that he played for Howard. A doctor who was working on the latest victim had a heavy Indian accent that was pretty amusing.
Howard cut Melrose off because he had this guy Rob Weiss from VH-1 on the phone. Rob is the producer of The Liza Show and he's the one who invited Howard to the first show. Howard said he'd mix it up if he were there but they're going to edit out anything he does anyway. He said he agrees that it would be funny to have him there but he's not going to do it for free. He said he wants a million bucks to appear on the show. He told Rob to take that info back to his people and to contact his agent Don Buchwald if they want to do it. Robin said it sounds like the show is in trouble already and it hasn't even started airing yet.
Howard said he got an offer from Les Moonves at CBS to do a guest shot on Big Brother. He told Les he wanted money and Les thought he was nuts. He told Howard it would be good exposure for his radio show. Howard said they offered to give $50,000 to his favorite charity if he did the show. Howard doesn't do charity stuff so he turned it down.
Howard spent a couple more minutes talking about the Liza thing. He said the taping for that show is tonight and he won't be showing up.
After taking a break Howard read some e-mail. He said a lot of people liked the discussion they had last week about Tom Chiusano and what he might have in his magazine if he ended up starting one like Chaunce Hayden said. Howard also got a bunch of mail about canceling the Nicole Bass vs. Joey Buttafuoco fight last week. People are pissed at him for canceling it. There was also some e-mail about last week's ''It's Just Wrong'' and just how right it was. Howard said that version will air on E! this Thursday and Friday. Howard also got mail about the phone call Howard got late in the show on Friday from an old woman who sent $1000 to a guy who told her she'd won $500,000 and just needed the thousand to process her winnings. Howard got mail from people who hate Chaunce Hayden and don't want him on the show. Other people sent positive feedback about the R. Lee Ermey (Sgt. Hartman) appearance from last week. Everyone loved that appearance. Other people just didn't get the bit and thought that Howard and the rest of the crew were actually upset with the guy bashing them. One guy wrote that he knew that Howard would never have the guy back on because of the way he was treated by Ermey... The guy obviously didn't know it was a written bit that they did with the guy. One guy e-mailed in and said he noticed Carmen Electra wink at Howard on last week's E! show during the 2001 F-Emmy coverage when she mentioned her masturbation. The writer said that he thinks Howard must have used a vibrator on Carmen when they hung out a couple of years ago. Howard said he never did get her though.
Howard replayed the song parody that Gary sang last week for the F-Emmy Awards, ''Two Kids and a Wife'', which was to the tune of Green Day's ''Good Riddance (Time of Your Life).''
Howard took a call from a guy who said Howard is afraid to go to this Liza Minelli show because he just won't do anything when he's on. Howard said there's no reason for him to go if he's not going to get paid. He said he's not doing any of the late night talk shows now either. He said Letterman is making like $31 million a year so why should he help him with the ratings if he's not getting paid.
Howard took a few phone calls to kill some time. One guy called in and said that they pulled over Kid Rock's tour bus down in West Palm Beach and searched it. They allegedly found cocaine and some marijuana cigarettes in the bus. Howard said that's the kind of stuff you could find in just about any tour bus. The caller said he feels bad for Kid Rock.
Howard said that the guys in his audience should pick up the latest issue of the Star Magazine because there's some great pictures of Demi Moore and Cameron Diaz in there. He said Demi looks amazing for a 39 year old and she's in a bikini in the pictures. She and Cameron are on a beach shooting something for the next ''Charlie's Angels'' movie and they're running around in bikinis. Howard went on to give his top five list of hot women but could only come up with four. He said Demi Moore, Jolene Blalock, Carmen Electra and Charlize Theron would be on the list. He went over a bunch of other women with Robin and the guys but couldn't decide on a fifth. Pamela Anderson has dropped off of the list because of her Hepatitis C problem.
Howard played some voice mail they've gotten lately. There were a bunch of calls that he quickly played. He got a call from Crazy Alice, a guy who said he whacked off to Artie's girlfriend's image and Bukkaked his ''Dukes of Hazzard sheets.'' Nicole Bass (actually an impersonator) also called in to complain about Howard not believing she was touched and harassed by the WWE wrestlers. Howard said that a listener gave them an idea about Nicole. Robin has seen Nicole's private parts so they suggested that they put Robin in a room with a sketch artist so she can describe what she saw down there.
One of the calls was John the Stutterer who was trying to complain about all of the women who have turned him down over the years. He was stuttering like crazy complaining about these people but Howard couldn't take it so he had to get off the phone with him. Fred wasn't helping things by imitating his stutter and making him stutter even more. He continued to do it for a few minutes after he was off the phone.
After John the Stutterer's call Howard had another F-Emmy Award to give away. The category was ''Howard's Cruelest Moment'' and the nominees were:
Later in the morning Extreme Fan Bobo called in with breaking news about the Maryland Sniper. He told Howard that they caught a suspect down there. Howard thought Bobo was going to make a joke about the sniper or something but it turned out to be a real thing. Robin confirmed his story so they spent a short time talking about that and moved on to the rest of the news a little later.
Howard spent a little time talking about the Maryland Sniper. He said someone sent him the sniper's phone number so he pretended to call the guy. Then we hear Artie's answering machine message. ''Hey it's Artie, after the beep, leave a message.'' It was a joke of course. A minute later he tried the number again but this time it was Scott the Engineer's DJ service message he got. Howard goofed on that for a short time and played the message a couple of times. Howard played some other clips of Scott going nuts behind the scenes at the show. Then Howard said the last time they ran ''Best Of'' there was a point in a conversation where he asked Scott for his plug. The plug was wrong on the old tape so Scott recorded a new, correct plug over the old one. Howard replayed that and goofed on him a little more. Scott came in so Howard asked him what he's doing back in his studio. Scott said he doesn't remember what the problem was with the plug. Gary said that was just a month ago that he did that so he should remember. Howard told Gary to find out what was on the original tape. Gary came in and said Scott actually recorded that clip about 10 years ago but it just ran on Best Of recently. That's why Scott doesn't remember what was there. Howard said he thinks Scott knows what he edited out but he just doesn't want to admit it. The guys are also thinking that he may edit other parts of Best Of to make himself sound better. He says he never does that though. Howard also found out that Joey Boots is helping Scott out moving his equipment when he does these DJ gigs.
After taking a break Howard said they had a lot of F-Emmys to get to today. He said they'll be doing ''Most Racist Guest'' and ''Best Song.'' He played clips of each song from for the nominees but didn't give away the F-Emmy. Here are the clips he played:
Howard had a few other answering machine messages that they were going to use as jokes for the sniper phone number. He had Jeff ''The Drunk'' Curro's message that was pretty funny. KC's was pretty funny. He says ''Please leave a message that's appropriate.'' and goes on to fart for a few seconds. Gary and Fred's messages were very simple and boring. Elliot Offen's message was just bizarre as was Robin's. She has a voice mail system so you just hear her announce her name when the automated voice prompts the caller. Howard also played a new Daniel Carver KKK message. He went off on the Mexicans this time.
Howard took another phone call from a guy who brought up Christina Aguilera's ''Diary'' show that's on MTV. Howard said she's really hot and he may have to add her to his Top 5 list. The caller said there was a ''nipple slip'' in the show too. Howard said he's been recording a lot of the shows about her lately. They spent a short time talking about her and then took another break.
Howard took a call from this guy Shuli who calls in often. He gave Howard a hypothetical situation. He asked Howard if the world was about to end and he had to bang one of the other guy's wife or girlfriend, which one would it be. Howard thought about it for a short time and said that it would be Stuttering John's wife Suzanna. He said she's a little short for him but he'd just prop her up on all fours and do her from behind. Shuli also asked Howard who on his staff has ''grown the most'' over the years. Howard thought about that one for a minute and went through each of the guys. He took Fred out of the running right away. He said Fred remains the same throughout the years. Artie hasn't been around long enough to grow. He said Benjy has grown a bit. Robin has also come along way so he went with her as having grown the most.
Howard said people really love this ''It's Just Wrong'' game they've been playing lately. They've had a lot of people volunteering to play the game. Stuttering John came in and said they have lots of teams set up for games. They have 7 sister teams, 5 mother and son teams, 4 dad and daughter teams, 2 mother-in-law and son teams and 1 mother and daughter team. Howard said he thinks they can get more mother and daughter teams to play. Howard's not sure if they have $10,000 prizes ready to go or not. While John was giving Howard all of this information he made a new stuttering sound that they've never heard before. It was kind of like a drawn out duck quack. Howard and Fred goofed on him for a couple of minutes by imitating the sound over and over again.
Gary came in and said that they've used up all of their ''It's Just Wrong'' money from RisqueVideo.com with the other games. Gary said he's not sure iWon.com wants to be involved in that game. The guys also had some other ideas for ''It's Just Wrong'' that they quickly went through.
Howard replayed some of the Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) bit they did last week. He played a couple of quick clips of Hartman bashing each of the people on the show.
Howard brought up the latest Sniper since it's all over the news this morning. Howard said Scott the Engineer was watching some of the news coverage on TV and he told Gary all he could pay attention to was the sign that read ''Cigarettes $2.25.'' they're close to $8 a pack in New York but down in the Maryland/Virginia area they're cheap.
Howard said last night's ''Fear Factor'' was really good. He said he doesn't watch it every week and that might be a good thing. He said the women all had great bodies on the show last night.
Howard went on to read some e-mail they've gotten. He said there's still a lot of stuff coming in about the Sgt. Hartman bit. One person wrote in that they should have him in again and have Crazy Cabbie there at the same time. In another e-mail a listener bashed Howard for giving away some of the bits they do in the new ''Jackass'' movie. Howard said he doesn't think he gave away anything during that discussion. Howard said one guy loved Fred goofing on John the Stutterer yesterday with his engine sound effects playing behind him as he stutters. Howard whipped through a bunch of other e-mail about some of the other stuff that's been going on lately. One person complained that Howard rushes Robin through the news. Another person complained about the guys talking about sports because they all sound retarded.
Howard took a call from a woman who said she and her twin sister want to play ''It's Just Wrong.'' Howard spent a couple of minutes trying to find out how hot she and her sister are. She told Howard they're about 5'3'' tall and weigh about 100 pounds. She said they also look kind of like Anne Hache. She told Howard she and her sister might make out for extra money. Howard was getting turned on by her already. He said he was aroused and touching himself already. He told her they'd check her out. He put her on hold so they could get her info.
A guy called in from a parking lot at a mall where there were apparently some people fighting over Foo Fighters tickets. Howard had to hang up on the guy though, because he wouldn't turn off his radio.
Howard took a call from Wendy the Retard who rambled on about some nonsense. She said a friend of hers by the name of Skippy wants to come on the show. Howard spent a couple of minutes with her but hung up on her when Dennis Hope called in.
Howard took a call from a guy who said the guy is nuts and no one would buy property there. Dennis claimed that they have a bunch of celebrities who have purchased property there already too. Dennis said it costs his company quite a bit of money every year to protect his ownership of the moon.
Howard found out that Dennis used to be a ventriloquist and a used car salesman. He's also been married 4 times. He now makes his living with this company that owns the moon. He thinks that within 15 years they'll have a ribbon cutting ceremony up on the moon opening it for business.
Howard went on to compliment Don Imus who is number 17 in the same ratings book. Howard said the guy consistently comes in down there in the ratings and he doesn't know how the guy can just keep right on going without being embarrassed. He said he admires that in Imus.
Howard had the next F-Emmy Award to give away. He announced the category earlier but replayed the clips again. The category was ''Best Song'' and here are the nominees:
After taking another break Howard spent a little while taking phone calls and killing some time before Robin's news. He took one call from a guy who fell asleep while he was on hold. The guy was snoring so Howard left him on the line while he took other calls. The guy slept for another 15 minutes or so while Howard took the calls. Howard kept giving him subliminal messages to try and make the guy gay. He would tell him to do gay stuff once in a while just to mess with the guy.
This woman Jessica called in who wants to play ''It's Just Wrong'' so Howard spent some time with her. She told Howard she and her sister want to play. Howard asked her if she and her sister have ever gotten it on with each other. She said they haven't but they do sleep in the same bed sometimes.
Crazy Cabbie also called in to talk about the Maryland Sniper. He told Howard he thinks that the sniper is actually working for the government and they're doing this to get people psyched up for the upcoming war against Iraq. Of course Howard told him he doesn't believe that's the case. Cabbie was ready to bet Howard $1000 that they won't be able to find this guy for a really long time because he's part of a government thing.
The snoring guy finally woke up so Howard asked him what he was dreaming about. The guy said he called in to just find out if Howard has anymore fights coming up soon. Howard told him he wished he was still snoring because he was funnier then.
Another guy called in and said he wants to play ''It's Just Wrong'' with his sister. Howard spent a little while talking to him trying to find out how hot his sister is. He kept changing subjects so Howard ended up hanging up on him.
A bunch of people called in to complain about this Foo Fighter's concert Howard's station has planned later this month. They have a special ticket deal going on that has been causing some confusion. People were calling in claiming that they didn't know that they had to get this reservation card to purchase the tickets. People thought they could just buy the tickets for $9.23. They actually have to buy the new Foo Fighters album and then they get a reserved spot in line so they can buy the tickets. Howard couldn't believe the steps these people had to go through just to get tickets. He said it would be easier to find Dave Grohl (lead singer for the Foo Fighters), give him oral and get free tickets.
Howard mentioned the last time the station had a problem with a listener and they ended up on the local news. A listener won a TiVo but the station never got him his prize so he went to one of those problem solvers on the local news. They got after the station and they got him his TiVo. Howard played the news clip they had from that and goofed on Tom Chiusano for a little while about that. Howard said they're probably going to have that problem solver on their ass again about the Foo Fighter tickets.
The other day Howard said something must be up with Robin because she's throwing baby showers and birthday parties for Fred and his wife. Today Robin said there must be something up because now she's thinking of having a Christmas party. Howard said now that she has a new house she wants to have people over to see it. Robin said that she wants to do a tree trimming thing but she's not sure people want to do that. Howard said he used to do that with his agent and his family... even though his agent is Jewish. Howard said he'd be into it if Robin does it.
Howard and Gary said they think Robin's new attitude has something to do with this group, The Forum, she belonged to that gets people to change their attitudes. They spent a few minutes talking about people they know who are in that group and how they apologize to people they've wronged over the years.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who wanted to hear part of the show from yesterday where Howard was goofing on the sniper and the chief of police down in Virginia. Howard didn't replay anything but he did talk about the sniper for a short time. He said that he thinks that this sniper is a terrorist from over seas and this is just a test to see how we react to attacks like this. Howard said he spoke to a few people about this and they've told him that it's obvious he's a terrorist who has been trained to do this stuff. Howard said the only way to end this stuff in this country is to ''clean it up.'' Howard spent a couple more minutes talking about that and the Iraq situation before taking his first break of the morning.
After the break Howard took a call from a guy who had some suggestions about the type of dog Howard is looking into getting, an English Bulldog. He told Howard that the dogs take more care than other dogs do. Howard said that anyone thinking of doing what he's doing should change their minds. Howard has already decided to get one of these dogs but will probably wait until sometime next year to get one.
Chaunce Hayden (ChaunceHayden.com) called in and said that he's shaved his head because of what Howard has said about his hair. Howard has told him how bad the hair plugs he had were and he was so freaked out by Howard's comments that he shaved it. Chaunce's hair plugs were put in by a guy who was a garbage man. Chaunce said that it wasn't so much the top of his head that looked bad, it was the back where they took the hair from. He said it looked like someone took an axe to his head back there. Howard wished Chaunce luck with his transplants and let him give a plug for the show he's appearing on tonight. He'll be on Naked New York on the Metro Channel.
Howard moved on to talk about this box set of CDs from the Ed Sullivan Show with Ed introducing different bands (''Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics Boxed Set''). Howard spent a few minutes playing clips of Ed's bad introductions trying to figure out some of the stuff he was talking about. After listening to a few of the clips Howard said it was like listening to a TV show that was hosted by a retarded man.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who wanted to know if Howard would be a guest on Saturday Night Live. Howard explained that he was on a few years ago but it didn't go very well. He ended up pissing off a lot of the people on the show and he probably wouldn't be welcomed back. The caller suggested that Howard could be the host and the musical guest with his band ''The Losers.'' Howard said they could do that and the ''Backside Boys.'' He played the ''Backside Boys'' song ''Backside's Back'' and talked about how he'd dress almost nude for the performance. Howard also played ''The Gay Way'' song that the Backside Boys recorded a couple of years ago. Howard then pointed out that Rudy Giuliani would be on the show later in the morning. He thought it was pretty funny to say that after playing that song. He took a break a short time later.
After coming back from break Howard announced that Stephanie McMahon's interview is airing on E! tonight. He said the ''It's Just Wrong'' with the fathers and daughters will air on Thursday and Friday night. He then moved on to today's F-Emmy Awards.
Howard asked Paulie what he does for a living. He said he's a graphic artist so Henry said that means he's ''half a fag.'' Paulie didn't care that Henry called him names though. Howard had Henry give his acceptance speech. Henry said he just got married too. Paulie asked him who the guy was that he married.
Howard gave Henry's cookbook ''The Wiseguy Cookbook'' a plug and spent a little longer talking to these guys. Paulie said if Howard sets up the fight he's ready to go up against Henry. Henry said he's training for a 3 round fight already.
Howard brought up Rudy's upcoming marriage and told him that he's upset with him for getting married. He's already been divorced once and Howard wonders why he'd go through that again. Rudy said it might have something to do with the prostate cancer thing. He talked about that and how it effected his sex life. He said for a while he had no sex drive but it eventually came back to him. Rudy told Howard that any guy out there who is over 45 should get a PSA blood test so the doctors can possibly catch the prostate cancer thing and put a stop to it.
Howard brought up the quote that Giuliani made last year shortly after the attacks on the World Trade Center. He said that he wanted to be the one to execute Osama bin Laden if they ever caught him. Rudy told Howard he said that to President Bush a few days after the attacks and he was serious about it.
Howard asked Rudy what he's doing these days to stay busy. Rudy said that he's got his own security consulting business and they're working with officials in Mexico City at this time trying to clean up the crime down there. Howard said he's afraid that Rudy is going to send all of the people up to New York City to clear it up down there. Howard told Rudy that if anyone can clean up that city, he's the one who can do it.
Howard asked Rudy what he did with all of the homeless people while he was in office because they're all coming back now that he's out. Rudy said they stayed on top of the problem every day but it kept coming back and coming back so it was a constant problem.
Rudy told Howard he thinks that the new mayor, Michael Bloomberg, is doing a good job. He told Howard that he thinks that he's running it like a business and that's what should be done.
Howard and Robin spoke to Rudy about some of the strange things Bloomberg is doing to bring more money into the city. They said that Bloomberg wants to add tolls to every bridge coming in over the East River. Rudy said he hadn't heard that one yet and he'd have to look into it more. Robin said there would be huge backups if they added tolls to those bridges. She also told Rudy that Bloomberg wants to charge for garbage pickup.
Howard told Giuliani once again that he wants to back him for President. Rudy told him that his wish right now is to get George W. Bush reelected. He said someday he may get directly involved with politics but for now he's sticking to what he's doing. Howard wondered if he'd run for Vice President if Dick Cheney retires at the end of his term. Giuliani wasn't committing to anything like that though.
Howard gave Rudy a plug for the book signing he's doing this afternoon at Borders Books on 57th and Park at noon. Howard wrapped up the interview a short time later.
Howard talked to Adam about his marriage and his lack of a pre-nuptial agreement before getting to the next F-Emmy Award.
Robin performed a song called ''Ham Hands'' to some bad country music. After hearing that Adam said he wanted to sing a song about his enormous scrotum. Howard moved on to the F-Emmy Awards and said the next category was ''Most Embarrassing Celebrity Reaction To September 11th.'' Here are the nominees:
After the F-Emmy Award Howard got back to the Maryland Sniper for a short time. He had a clip of the police chief down there making a statement. Howard goofed on the way the guy talks a little bit yesterday so he got a clip of the guy to goof on him a little more. He played the clip of Charles Moose and talked about some of the other stuff going on around this sniper for a short time.
Howard talked about some other stuff in the news also. He read about a woman who sued Virgin Airlines because she was crushed by a fat person sitting next to her. She apparently suffered from a blood clot after this fat woman actually had to sit on her. The guys all talked about that for a short time before moving on to other stuff.
Howard read a bunch of quick facts from Blender Magazine about what celebrities are up to these days. He whipped through the stuff really quick. He came across one thing about Madonna pleading with her fans to see her movie ''Swept Away.'' Howard said he has to read that. He said that she'd have to offer him oral to get him to go see that movie.
Howard had a bunch of e-mail that he read through. He said a lot of people liked his impression of Chief Charles Moose during yesterday's news. There were some other e-mails about the next ''It's Just Wrong'' and how people are looking forward to it. Howard took a call from a 22 year old woman who wants to participate in the next ''It's Just Wrong'' with her sister. She said her sister is a little heavier than she is and she's 5'3'' tall and 130 pounds. Howard said that's a bit chunky for someone 5'3'' tall. Howard said they've had enough sister teams call in to play the game that this girl doesn't qualify. Howard told her that she could come down to play but she has to pay him $20 for every pound over 130 she actually is. Adam said the 130 is a phone weight and when she shows up she'll be even bigger. Howard put her on hold and said they'd try to get her down there.
Howard said people were upset with the guy who called in and claimed that he owns the moon. The e-mail he read said that anyone who buys part of the moon is a retard.
Howard read some quotes from Jon Bon Jovi that were taken from some interview. Jon apparently said that Adam Duritz from Counting Crows isn't a good looking guy but he got some hot chicks. Howard thought that was pretty mean. Jon also badmouthed Bruce Springsteen's new album in this note that Howard got. Howard went through a couple of other things in the note and then got back to some more e-mail.
Howard got a few angry e-mails from people who were upset that Stone Temple Pilots won the F-Emmy Award for ''Best Song'' yesterday. They didn't even perform an original song.
Howard got an e-mail from someone who doesn't know what ''poo-kakke'' means. Howard said he's not sure there is a definition for ''Bukkake'' but they've attached a meaning to it on the show.
Howard read an e-mail from a woman who wasn't too thrilled with ''It's Just Wrong'' and she says she's done listening to the show because of it. Howard told her that's why it's called ''It's Just Wrong.''
One person complained about Howard kissing Jon Bon Jovi's ass when he's on the show. Howard got some positive feedback about Sgt. Hartman's (R. Lee Ermey) appearance recently so Howard replayed some clips from that bit.
Howard took a few phone calls to kill some time. One guy complained that Jimmy Kimmel was leaving ''The Man Show'' to do his own thing. Adam said that's what Jimmy was meant to do and he's funnier than most of the guys doing late night shows anyway.
Chaunce Hayden called in again and said he had an exclusive about Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's upcoming marriage. He said they're planning the wedding for November 17th in Las Vegas. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about Pam and said that he's impressed that Kid Rock has stuck with Pam even though she has Hepatitis C.
After taking a break Howard came back with some clips of KC asking various Wack Pack members about the Maryland Sniper. Jeff ''The Drunk'' Curro, The Singing Psychic Fran Baskerville, Chin the unintelligible and High Pitch Erik were all interviewed and had their own solutions for how to take care of the sniper. Jeff Curro suggested just putting out decoys all over the cities down there. Howard moved on to Robin's news segment after that.
Howard took a phone call from a guy but after the guy cursed Howard got pissed off and hung up on the guy. The delay had to be hit so no one heard what his question was anyway.
Howard said he still thinks, but he's not sure, that this guy that was arrested may have ties to terrorist groups. He was going by the last name of the guy who was arrested... Muhammad.
After taking a break Howard and Robin were still talking about the sniper and how it seems like he was almost trying to get himself caught by contacting the police after the shootings. Howard said he can't wait to find out more about this guy if it's actually the sniper.
Howard said he's on the verge of getting a cold and he thinks it's from working out too hard recently. He said whenever he does that he gets sick. He also said that he got a note from a woman who saw him working out the other day and said she was impressed that he did 8 pull-ups. Even Howard said that's not that big of a deal.
Robin brought up this week's ''Fear Factor'' and how tough the first challenge was. She and Howard spent a short time talking about that. Howard mentioned the worm eating challenge and the car driving through a building challenge. Howard said he doesn't think he could even do the car thing. Robin said she couldn't do the worm eating thing.
Howard got back to the sniper story again and continued to say that he thinks the guy may have ties to the al-Qaida terrorists. Howard also goofed on Chief Moose again. Moose made a strange comment about catching the ''...sniper like a duck in a noose.'' Howard goofed on him about that for a few minutes.
Howard changed subjects and said the latest news about Nick Nolte says that the cops found rufies in his blood after he was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence. Howard said he thinks Nolte looks so bad that he has to give himself rufies to masturbate. Howard and Robin talked about what a mess Nolte is these days.
Howard had a clip from a movie where actress Selma Blair is getting banged and this guy tells her to yell out ''Nigga F*** me hard!'' as he's doing her. Howard thought it was pretty funny and said he'd have her in just because of that one clip.
Howard was mentioned in both ''Jeopardy'' and in ''Hollywood Squares'' recently. Howard played the clip of the Jeopardy question and said he loves when he's a question in a game show. Gary said he didn't have the clip from Hollywood Squares for him.
Melrose Larry Green called in and said that Howard is right about the alleged sniper being tied to terrorists. He said this guy is apparently sympathetic to the terrorists that flew into the World Trade Center last year. Howard is already patting himself on the back for pointing that out shortly after the shootings started.
Howard took a call from a woman who wanted Howard to comment on Christina Aguilera and Pink. Howard said he's watched a bunch of the specials they've had about Christina on MTV lately and she's ''captivating.'' He said she has something that Britney Spears doesn't have. The woman on the phone said that Britney is hot and Christina isn't all that great. The woman on the phone wouldn't stop talking so Howard wanted her to get out what she wanted to say so he could continue with his discussion. She wanted Howard's opinion so she told him to keep going. She kept interrupting though so Howard was getting kind of pissed. He went on to talk about Christina and how hot she is. He talked about how hard he'd ''give it to her'' if he banged her. He said he likes ''mentally ill women'' and thinks she would be terrific to bang. He said when he watches her on MTV he can't take his eyes off of her.
Howard came back from another break and said he wanted to get off the sniper story. Then Robin said that she read something that makes her think that Howard may be right about the terrorist link. She read a report about how the FBI has to look into the guy's finances to see where his money was coming from because he wouldn't be able to do what he was doing without some money. Howard said this country could take care of these terrorist problems by keeping people out of this country and sending home these people who are here on student visas.
Howard finally got tape of his name being mentioned on Hollywood Squares. He was called a ''popular celebrity'' on the show and thought that was pretty cool.
Howard had some voice mail messages to play. The first one was this woman who calls in quite often and badmouths Howard. He had a couple from a guy who calls in and makes all kinds of racist comments. He went off on a couple of people including Madonna and Robin. Another woman went off on Tom Chiusano calling him an asshole and telling him to ''die, die, die!'' One guy called in and said he was willing to give his sister oral sex for the ''It's Just Wrong'' game.
Howard played a few other voice mail messages and then said he was putting together today's ''Win Fred's Money'' and threw out a question that he figured Fred would never get. He said he wanted to find out if Fred would know it so he asked him. The question was ''In 'Goldfinger', what is Goldfinger's first name?'' Fred said that he read the book and knew the answer. It's Auric. Howard was pretty impressed that Fred actually knew the answer. Robin said Fred always knows stuff like that.
Howard talked about last night's ''The Bachelor'' and said he didn't get to see the whole thing. He and Robin talked about how gay it is when they hand out the roses and get rid of women on the show. Howard played a couple of clips of the women who were rejected and cried as they said their goodbyes. One of the women was upset that the bachelor picked a 22 year old over her. Howard said that it's not a good thing to be older than the women you're competing against. The guy is probably going to go after a younger woman because she may want to have more fun than the older woman.
Howard read a letter he got from a woman who thinks Beth wouldn't be dating Howard if he weren't famous. Howard said he can't believe the anger there is in letters like that.
Howard read a story about a utility worker who went in a customer's basement to turn on the natural gas line or something like that. Howard said the guy went into the basement where the customer had a baseball card collection. The guy peed and may have crapped on him card collection. The customer had a hidden video camera so he sent the tape to the utility company. They looked at it and said they don't see him unzipped or anything so they're not sure he did anything wrong. He was apparently fired though. Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about that before moving on.
Howard took a call from a guy who was wondering where Artie was. Howard told him that Artie is out in L.A. for a TV show meeting and he'll be back on Monday. Howard said Artie wanted him to go with him for this meeting but he only gave him like 3 days notice and he couldn't make it. Howard said he and Artie don't hang out together much anyway. He said Artie is more likely to hang with KC or Stuttering John.
Howard took a call from a woman who wanted to ask Fred some questions to see how much he knows. The questions were kind of odd but Howard entertained her for a minute. She asked Fred a couple of questions but Howard cut her off after the third because they were so ridiculous. Here's what she asked:
Howard came back from another commercial break and talked a little bit about Lizzie Grubman who he just saw pictures of. He said she lost some weight and she's looking pretty good now that she's going to jail for a few weeks.
Howard had some useless news for us. He said the woman who played the wife of Mr. B in the TV show ''Hazel'' just recently died. In the obituary they said that she created the show ''One Day at a Time'' in the 70's and her daughter is Meredith Baxter Birney. Howard said he thought that was pretty interesting.
Howard played the top 5 albums and threw in some bogus retarded singer songs. After playing the clips he said this week's songs were a little more faggy than they were last week according to his fag-o-meter.
The E! guys told Howard that Dwayne was out in the green room with his hands clasped repeating something. Dwayne said it was a line from ''Conan the Barbarian'' which he's a big fan of.
Howard sent Fred off to Robin's booth where he couldn't hear the questions that were asked. He then asked Dwayne the following questions:
Howard spent a couple more minutes talking to Dwayne who gave a plug to WheresGeorge.com because it helped him keep his mind off of eating while he was dieting. Gary asked him how much they paid him to mention the site and he said they didn't give him anything. He just thought it was a cool site. He said you can track where in the world your money goes by giving them the serial number from the bill. Howard and Gary thought that was a pretty odd thing to plug. Howard took a break a short time later.
Howard said he didn't know what Dwayne was talking about with that web site he promoted earlier. Howard said Dwayne gave him some money with the info written on the bills so he can track where the money goes. Howard said he's thinking of taking it to Scores.
Gary came in and said that one of their interns is down waiting on line for a chance at the next ''American Idol'' TV show. She had to sleep there on line waiting to get a wrist band. Howard said he's not surprised because they managed to make that Kelly Clarkson a star. Gary heard that there were thousands of people waiting on line at this place where their intern is at. Howard spent a few minutes talking about that and then had Robin give an update on the Beltway Sniper. She didn't have all that much to add so she talked about ''American Idol'' a little bit more. She told Howard they're keeping the same judges for next season but they're also adding one. Howard said it's going to be a female DJ from New York City.
Howard and Robin brought up Issac from the E! crew who really likes Christina Aguilera. Howard said that Issac is a ''wigger'' who likes to rap. Howard spent some time talking to Issac about his rapping and how he goes about picking up black chicks talking in ebonics. Issac even rapped a little bit for Howard.
Howard moved on and played tape of a bit KC put together. It was a ''Point Counterpoint'' thing with a few wack pack members. He had Jeff ''The Drunk'' Curro, Fran Baskerville the Singing Psychic and Gary the Retard all arguing about the possible war against Iraq. Gary the Retard was against it while Jeff was for it in the beginning. Fran was just singing her tunes saying that we're probably going to go to war against Iraq. Gary the Retard was yelling at her saying he doesn't want people to die in a war. He eventually convinced Jeff ''The Drunk'' that the war was wrong.
Howard took a call from this guy Eric the Midget who has been calling in quite a bit lately. Howard has been trying to get him laid but when he called in last week to talk to Stephanie McMahon, Howard made fun of him and hung up on him. Howard said he got an e-mail from Eric a couple days later. Eric complained about the way he's been treated and said that he's not one of the retarded wack pack members. Howard read the e-mail and said that Eric claims to be smarter than most of the people on the show but there were like 20 typos in the e-mail. Howard talked to him about that for a short time. Eric is also upset with Howard calling him a midget. He says that he's not midget or a dwarf, he's a little person. Howard kept calling him Eric the Midget though. He was pissed that Eric was mad at him since he's tried to help the guy out when he calls in. After talking to Eric for a while Howard told him he's still going to try and get him laid. Howard asked him if he can get it up if he can find him a woman. He said he can do it but he has to get a hernia operation. Howard told him he has to go for normal women, not celebrities like he's going after. Howard also told him not to be angry with him, he should be angry with God. He took a break shortly after that.
After taking a break Howard took a bunch of phone calls and killed some time talking with the other guys on the show. A caller asked Howard who he thinks are the top 5 newscasters on TV right now. Howard could only come up with a couple of names but it eventually led to the guys talking about the hot Asian chicks that are covering the news these days. Howard and the guys were talking about Nancy Odell, Jillian Barberi, Paula Zahn, Sara Foster, Julie Chen and some other hot chicks. One of the hot chicks they were talking about, Whitney Casey, actually met KC one night. KC told Howard he met her at one of his comedy shows but ended up ditching her. Howard couldn't believe that he'd ditch a hot chick like that. He said he must really be gay. KC told Howard he's got a girlfriend so he can't do anything with her anyway.
Howard took a few more phone calls and killed some more time. One caller asked Howard something about his girlfriend. That led to Howard talking about farting in front of his girlfriend. He said he still doesn't do it around her but she tells him that he farts like crazy in his sleep. Gary came in and said he does the same thing while he's sleeping. He said that he's been told that he farts so hard that they say he looks like he's been shocked with one of those cardiac arrest machines. KC came in and told Howard that he farts around his girlfriend all the time. He also admitted to farting on his dog.
Ronnie the Limo Driver came in and told Howard about one of the new guys at the station who is really good looking. He said that this guy and DJ Julie Slater were talking and Julie was just about offering to have sex with the guy. The guy then said something about how he'd have to get drunk first before he banged her. Howard had the guy come in so he could talk to him about that and all of the hot chicks he gets. The guy works for E! and uses his looks to get laid. Howard said he's like the opposite of KC who sticks with one woman. Howard spent a few minutes talking to the guy about some of his conquests. Gary said that he's gotten at least 3 interns so far but wouldn't say who they were. He said he wouldn't embarrass the guy by doing that. He had a good story about getting a mother and daughter. He said he'd slept with the daughter already and he ended up getting oral from the mother later. After talking to that guy Howard moved on and had Robin do her news.
Howard said he has a cold and he'd planned on going away but now he's not sure what he's going to do. He said he'd probably go away if he didn't have to be back to work on Monday.
Howard took some phone calls about last night's E! show which featured the father and daughter teams playing ''It's Just Wrong.'' One guy told Howard they were nuts and wondered where they got those freaks. He also told Howard they wished they had a pay-per-view event or something where they could see this stuff uncensored. Howard told the guy he's working on putting out a series of video tapes of the E! show where the stuff will be uncensored but it's more work than he expected. He said they never logged what they censored so they have to go back through everything again to see what was done.
Frequent caller Double A called in and said last night's ''It's Just Wrong'' was great. Double A wants Howard to get John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn Stamos to play ''It's Just Wrong'' as well as Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. He also told Howard he wants him and Beth to play. Howard said he doesn't think those guys will play and he's sure not going to get Beth naked for them. Howard said he's trying to come up with new stuff now and it's not that easy.
Another caller talked about the ''It's Just Wrong'' game a bit and then pointed out how much E! uses his show to promote the awful ''Anna Nicole'' show. Howard said he knows they do and they've just renewed her for a second season. Robin said there's nothing they can do to save that show because they've ruined it already.
Howard said Benjy thought about pleasuring himself while sitting next to Rudy Giuliani when he was in the other day. He did that when Houston the porn star came in not that long ago. Howard said it would be funny but they'd never get another guest after doing something like that.
After taking a break Howard spent some time talking about the Beltway Sniper being caught. Howard said he's heard from some women that they think the guy is pretty good looking. Howard talked about the guy and the 17 year old kid that was with the alleged sniper. Howard said the kid was snuck into the country from Jamaica. Howard said the guy was a terrific dad because he brought his son with him everywhere he went... including the shootings. Robin told Howard they actually stopped this guy a week after the shootings started but let him go when the reports said that the shooter was driving a white van and not the car he was driving. Robin said they also had a hole in the trunk of the car that they may have used to do the shootings. She and Howard discussed other details of the sniper for a few minutes. Howard brought up the tree stump that the shooter and his son may have used to practice shooting. Yesterday he was saying that when he was watching the news the other night they were arresting that tree stump. Howard also joked that there's a new law coming into effect because of this sniper stuff. He said that everyone with the name Muhammad will be arrested.
Howard got around to Artie's football pick for this week. The pool has a grand prize of $25,000 courtesy of BetOnSports.com.
Howard gave the run down of how everyone is doing. KC and Jackson (Gary's son) have 3 wins and 1 loss each. William ''Refrigerator'' Perry has 1 win and 3 losses as does Dax the Monkey. Artie is 0 for 4. Howard had Artie give his pick for this week and then got off the phone with him so they could get the rest of the picks.
Howard spent some more time talking about the Beltway Sniper with Adam and Robin. They talked about how there's actually a ''sniper school'' out there where people can learn to be a sniper.
Howard mentioned a couple of things he read in the news this morning. He said that he thinks the Farrelly brothers may have lost their minds. They're going to do a movie about conjoined twins with Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear. Howard said the idea is funny but not with Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear. Howard mentioned a couple of other celebrity items he read. He brought up this gay football player story that was in the news and said he'd love to interview the guy. Howard said he doesn't know how the guy didn't get wood in the locker room. He said that would be like him being able to take a shower with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Howard also thinks that we'll be reading a story like that about KC in a few years. He thinks he'll finally come out of the closet and tell the story about how he couldn't come out on the show because he'd be goofed on.
Howard read some of the other stuff Mike has done to try and stop himself from masturbating. He said he's taped it and tried to staple it to the side of his leg. He also said something about using shampoo on it because it burns. After hearing some of this stuff Robin said he could be in the ''Jackass'' movie.
Adam Carolla said that maybe he should poke his eyes out since pictures of girls in newspapers even get him off. Howard went on to read more stuff about him like how he tried to use dry ice, novocaine and even had bees sting his scrotum to try and put a stop to the masturbation. He even slammed his penis in a door one time. Robin asked him if he's tried therapy. He hasn't. Adam suggested putting it in a wood chipper to take care of the problem. Howard said Mike is doing this to hide from whatever it is that's bothering him in his life. Howard said he must have some pain that he's trying to hide and that's why he does it so much.
A guy called in and said that he once tried Ben-Gay on his penis when he was a teenager and it burned. He said there was nothing that could get it off either.
Robin suggested therapy again but Adam and Howard didn't seem to think it's that big of a problem. Howard said he once did it 5 times in one day and he knows of other guys who did it multiple times a day. Robin said she knew a guy who did it 6 times a day and he was an executive in a big company. Another caller told the guy it's not a big deal to do it unless it's effecting his life, which it seems like it is. Howard spent a couple more minutes with the guy and said he doesn't think it's that big of a problem. Howard also talked about how the guy's personality was really bad. He said it sounded like the guy just crawled out from under a rock. Adam and Howard goofed on him for a little while after Howard got off the phone with him.
Howard had Marilyn Manson (MarilynManson.com) come in right after the call. He said that Marilyn looks more handsome than ever. He's done something with his hair according to Howard.
Howard said Marilyn's girlfriend Dita Von Teese is appearing in Playboy. Marilyn brought in the issue and gave it to Howard. He said she looks great too. Howard talked to Marilyn about his girlfriend a little bit. Howard asked him if he's going to marry her but Marilyn didn't want to talk about that. He told Howard he was going to get him in trouble if he talks about that stuff. Marilyn said they'll see what happens but he learned his lesson with his last relationship. He said he won't discuss it if he does decide to get married. Marilyn said they live together and are in a monogamous relationship... other than his cat that he has sexual feelings for.
Howard brought up Jillian Barberie for some reason and that led to the guys talking about how Marilyn was kicked out of Kathy Griffin's party one time. He was accused of giving drugs to Andy Dick which he says isn't true. He said the party was supposed to be a Tux party and he was just wearing a t-shirt. After getting kicked out he went back to his house with wasn't far from Kathy's. He said that his guitar player did have Jillian Barberie with him and he did hear a woman screaming something about putting something somewhere that leads him to believe that the guy did get Jillian.
Howard spent a short time talking to Marilyn about his new DVD release ''Guns, God And Government World Tour.'' Marilyn said they didn't go with the record company this time for the release so they weren't censored in any way. He said they can show anything they want in this video.
Howard got off the subject for a minute and talked about how there's actually a web site for this guy Chief Moose who has been talking about the Sniper on the news lately. He said it's at ChiefMoose.com.
Howard got back to Marilyn and his girlfriend's Playboy shoot. Marilyn said he doesn't have a problem with people looking at his girlfriend and that's why he brought in the magazine for Howard to look at.
Howard took some phone calls for Marilyn. One guy claims that he walked in on Marilyn giving oral to his bass player before a show one time. Marilyn said he'd never do that before a show because he'd get phlegm in his throat. Marilyn admits that he has had a penis in his mouth but he's not gay because he didn't have a hard on... and it only happened once.
Marilyn brought up this girl who was beaten with a fish the last time he was on. She did it so she could meet Marilyn and he was afraid Howard was going to do the same with this woman he had coming in today. Howard read this e-mail that the woman sent to the show because she wants to meet Marilyn. The 19 year old girl claims that she looks like Gwen Stefani from No Doubt. She claims that she is keeping her virginity until she can lose it to someone like Marilyn. She also likes Taylor Hanson from the group Hanson. She says in the letter that she believes she may remain a virgin forever because she may never find someone just like Marilyn. She said she'd do anything to lose her virginity to Marilyn. Marilyn said that he'd have to ask his girlfriend if he could do something like that but he'd think about it. Howard brought 19 year old Zelda in after reading the letter. Marilyn said she doesn't look like Gwen Stefani though. He said she's pretty though. Howard asked Zelda if she's received anal sex since a lot of people claim to be virgins but they've done everything else. Zelda says that she hasn't even been felt up by a guy. She said she has dated guys but hasn't had any type of sex. She claims she hasn't allowed anyone to do anything. Zelda spoke to Marilyn for a minute and told him what she thinks about him. He told Howard she was very sweet and he's not allowed to beat her with a fish. Zelda said she can't even get herself aroused so she doesn't masturbate. Robin found out she hasn't even had an orgasm. Marilyn said he did have a virgin one time but it was pretty scary.
Howard and Marilyn wanted to know what the deal is with her liking Taylor Hanson. She said she guesses she's an extremist and both of them are on opposite sides of the scale. She said she's even been nicknamed ''Marilyn Hanson.''
Marilyn said he went to a party where Gwen Stefani was at and claims that her husband Gavin, from the band Bush, made a pass at him. He also claims that he urinated on Gwen's toilet seat at the party. Howard wondered why he would do such a thing. Marilyn said Gwen thought it was funny and didn't kick him out of the party. He said he told her about it after he did it. Howard wanted to know how Gavin came on to him. Marilyn said he didn't say anything to him, it was just a look he gave him. Marilyn said he doesn't think Gavin is gay, he just thinks he likes the way he looks.
Howard got back to Zelda and told her that he believes that a man will come into her life and she will get laid. Howard said if he were Marilyn, he'd bang her and get it over with. Adam Carolla said that she can probably get Taylor Hanson. Marilyn said she can get just about any guy she wants. She got to sit next to Marilyn and even got a kiss from him. Howard wanted him to spank her but Marilyn didn't want to do that. He said he's learned not to touch other people. Marilyn said it was okay for her to put her hand in his lap. It was a couple of inches from his crotch but he said that was okay.
Howard gave Marilyn's DVD another plug and said he can't wait to see it. Howard took a break a short time later.
Howard took a call from Chaunce Hayden who interviewed Tom one time. Chaunce said after the interview was published Tom got pissed off at him and now he doesn't like him. Chaunce said the interview was great and very revealing. Tom said he's not a fan of Chaunce's anymore.
Howard spent a few more minutes with Tom and asked him if he'd get back together with Heidi Fleiss if she wanted him to. He said he'd do it right away if she wanted him back. He never really did give the reason for their breakup.
After the break Howard spent a couple more minutes talking to Steve. He said he's a big fan of Artie Lange's and couldn't believe someone was saying Artie wasn't funny on the E! show last night during ''It's Just Wrong.'' A couple of minutes later Howard got Mike Walker on the phone so they could play the game. Howard talked to Mike for a few minutes about the ''Jackass'' thing and how crazy Steve really is.
Howard got to the game a short time later so here's how it goes: Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:
Howard spent a few more minutes with Steve O. Steve told Howard he had an idea for a new stunt and wanted him to punch him in the head. Howard was afraid to punch him but eventually got a good whack in there. Howard said Steve had a welt on his head after he worked up the courage to actually punch him. After that Howard took some phone calls for him including a few people who told Steve how much they love the stuff he does in ''Jackass.'' A woman told them that she saw the movie last night and the people in the theater were all going nuts when they saw the stunts they were doing.