Crazy Cabbie was in early this morning so Howard had him come in to find out about why he got even fatter while he was out in rehab. Howard mentioned that he got ''inked'' over the weekend and he was talking to the tattoo artist about how Cabbie runs around in shorts all the time to show off his tattoos. Howard thinks that's kind of gay for him to do. Cabbie says that he's just more comfortable in shorts. He thinks he doesn't do it for the attention but Howard doesn't believe that.
Cabbie also told Howard about the $400 story that everyone wanted to know about. He said that he owed that money to some drug dealers and he asked General Manager Tom Chiusano if he could borrow it from him. Tom turned him down and didn't allow him to borrow it. That's when Cabbie decided to leave town to clean himself up. He was gone for a couple of months and now he's back to annoy all of the listeners who hate him.
Gary said that Cabbie is walking on egg shells right now. He said that if he even farts the station will probably fire him. Cabbie appreciates the fact that they allowed him to come back. Robin said that Cabbie thinks that he's cured now but he's really not. Cabbie said he's not cured but he is back on his meds to keep him leveled out. He gained about 40 pounds while he was out so Howard kept on goofing on him about that too. Howard let a few callers tell Cabbie how much they hate him before asking everyone how much time they give Cabbie before he falls off the wagon again. Robin was nice compared to everyone else. She's giving him 3 months before he falls off the wagon. Fred gives him about 2 weeks. You can send your hate mail to Cabbie at CrazyCab@hotmail.com
Howard still hasn't signed a new contract so this Friday may be his last with his current company. Howard said there's an article in the NY Post today that says he's scamming all of us and that he's already signed a new contract. The columnist is basing that on an article Howard mentioned last week that said he must be scamming us because he's had people in L.A. Scouting locations for a week of special shows. Howard explained that he did that just in case he comes back next year. He still hasn't signed a new contract.
Howard revealed his new tattoo to Robin and the rest of the crew. He said it took him from 1:15 until 6:15 on Friday to get it done. He revealed the tattoo to Robin and she asked him why it took so long to do. It looked much different than the drawings he showed everyone last week. Everyone in the studio told him it looked really good. The tattoo kind of hides the old tattoo he had on his right-upper arm. It's now a dragon that's blue, white and red. It used to look like an odd ''76''. Howard said you can barely see the 76 anymore. Howard got the tattoo done at Sacred Tattoo by a woman by the name of Kate.
Howard said at one point he forgot that Kate was even doing the tattoo. He didn't feel the pain. Robin told Howard that when she got hers she saw a couple of guys getting tattoos and one of them eventually passed out from the pain. Howard said he enjoys the feeling of the needle though. He said that he videotaped the whole thing and they might use it in his TV show. Gary came in and told Howard that he loves the new tattoo and he really hated the old one. Howard said he had the feeling that everyone hated that old tattoo. KC came in to see the new tattoo but he wasn't that impressed. He said he liked it but he wasn't blown away by it.
Liam told Howard that he's out on disability from the armed forces but it's not physical. He's mental. Howard said he now knows why his daughters don't talk to him. Howard told Liam that he didn't know how to help him out but Liam said just talking on the air was enough.
After Howard got off the phone he spent a minute goofing on Liam's very unusual way of speaking.
Howard brought in Tara who called in last week and told him that she'd be willing to do the puking. She just wanted one of these PlayStation 2 video game systems. She looked pretty good according to Howard. She was wearing leather pants and she had a nice body. Jeff read a bizarre poem to Tara about puking on him before she did it. He then got on the floor half naked while Tara stood over him. Gary refused to come in the studio because he was afraid he'd puke. Howard made him come in though. Tara tried a few times to make herself puke but it wasn't working. She took in some water and more food and eventually it all came up. She then proceeded to puke all over Jeff's body. Howard kept telling her to stop but she kept going. Howard said she must have covered 70% of his body with her puke. He said Jeff was aroused at one point and he just laid there on the floor with vomit all over him.
Gary said that he came very close to puking himself. He said his throat was raw from the vomit that rose up from his stomach. The whole thing just made him sick.
Howard told Tara that she won the PlayStation 2 courtesy of Buy.com. He took a couple of phone calls and let some people say what they felt about this guy. One guy said he was puking just hearing it on the radio.
Tara's boyfriend Glen was out in the green room complaining that he wasn't allowed in the studio to help Tara puke. Howard let him come in real quick just to say a few words. He said that he was the one who produced her for the show so he should have been let in. He said he also wanted to see the studio before Howard leaves. Everyone was grossed out by this point so Howard ended the segment and moved on.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to Dido before she performed her song. Howard detected her very obvious accent and asked her where she was from. She told him she's from London. Her guitar player Vinnie was also there. Howard said that he read that Dido was a child prodigy and was able to play 87 instruments by the age of 10. She said that she was able to play a lot of instruments.. badly. She now only plays about 4 or 5 instruments. She told Howard that as a child she did a lot of touring doing her act. She didn't realize how strange that was until she grew up. She was able to leave home by the age of 15.
After talking to Dido for a few minutes Howard had her perform ''Thankyou'' for us. She sounded great and after the song Howard took some phone calls. One guy said that he's not usually into that kind of music but on Howard's recommendation he bought her CD and loved it.
Howard got a letter from some private school down in Orlando, Florida. It said that the school is going to be praying for influential celebrities for some reason. They were asking for any promotional materials that Howard could send to them. They wanted a picture of him to pray for. Howard said ''What a waste of time.'' He couldn't believe that they're going to waste their time praying for him when they could be learning math or science. He told them not to wait too long for his picture because he's not sending one.
Howard had Sal the Stockbroker's program for the upcoming Baba Booey Foul Mouth Christmas Festival. Sal actually had a program made up to pass out to the crowd as he performs songs about Gary's teeth. Howard said that Sal even has bleachers set up on 56th street so people can hang out and watch. Howard thinks that it's really hateful stuff that he's doing and he doesn't know why he'd spend so much money on it.
Howard shared his day with his daughters yesterday after the show. They found it interesting when he told them about Tara vomiting on Jeff in the studio. They wondered what was wrong with the woman since she was the one doing the puking. Howard said the whole thing was wrong, not just the woman doing the puking.
Robin and Howard were complimenting each other's looks this morning. Howard told Robin she was looking really good and wondered if it was because she's getting laid like 5 times a day now. She just laughed and brushed it off. Stuttering John came in and said that Howard is looking too skinny lately. He only weighs 188 pounds and he's 6'5'' tall. Howard said that Gary is on a diet and he's lost 20-something pounds. Stuttering John is fatter than ever and he stands there telling other people how they look. John argues that he looks better than Gary now even though Gary's on a diet. Howard had Gary come in to compare the two and he agreed with John. Gary does look big according to Howard. He actually said that John looks better than him right now. John claims that he's been working out but no one believed him.
Howard played the tape of KC's comedy act and you could almost hear the crickets chirping in the background as he told his unfunny jokes. He does some weird Jesus jokes that no one in the studio found funny. He also did a birthday joke about how we think we're special just because we ''slid out of our mother's c**t.'' Howard got sick of the unfunny act so he stopped the tape.
KC told Robin that he's got a new act. He did more of his ''You know what I hate?'' act that Jackie and Fred wrote for him a couple of weeks ago. This time Howard didn't find it funny like he did the last time. He only let KC do about 5 of his lame jokes before cutting him off. A listener called in and said that he wants a refund just for turning his radio on to hear that awful act.
Howard asked KC if he's wet his bed anymore since the last time. KC said the second time was the last time he did it. He still says that his brain tricked him into thinking he was in the shower peeing. When he woke up he was pissing in his bed. Howard asked him if he's ever crapped himself. KC said that happened one time. He was driving somewhere and he had to fart... or so he thought. He said he had one of those beer farts and he let it rip. Unfortunately, for his underwear, it wasn't a fart. It was a wet diarrhea fart. KC said he had to drive another hour and a half ''serenading'' in his mess. Howard said ''Why did I hire you?'' and told him the right word is ''marinating.'' KC said when he got out of the car the wet mess ran down his leg.
Sal and his carolers showed up in the studio around 8:50am to light up the giant tooth that Howard wanted to see. Sal came in with a whole bunch of hot looking women. There were strippers, escorts and club promotors among the many people he had with him.
Sal did a count down to light up the giant tooth. Then they sang a little bit of ''Gary the Horse Tooth Monkey'' to the tune of ''Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.'' Howard then met some of the women that came with Sal. After that Sal broke into his version of the Creed song ''Arms Wide Open'' called ''Mouth Wide Open''. It's all about Gary's giant teeth of course. Sal has some kind of animation thing going on with a web site called RegLand.com.
Howard also heard that she's tried to get on the show in the past because she's got ''outtie private parts'' but Howard didn't know what that meant. He saw a nude picture of her and her privates looked kind of odd but he didn't know what ''outtie'' meant. Suzy said that wasn't her claim, it was some producer who wanted to get her on the show. Stuttering John came in and said that he heard that she was very promiscuous when she worked on some off-Broadway play. He heard that she was in a different guys room every night. She said that's not true and she's had less than 10 guys in her whole life. She said she didn't lose her virginity until she was 21. Howard never did take her up on her offer.. at least that's what we're lead to believe.
Howard commented on the Supreme Court decision that came down yesterday about the Presidential election results. He basically said that it looks like the Supreme Court just wanted to start their vacation on time and handed down their decision as soon as possible. He said it was obvious that they voted along party lines because the vote was 5-4 in the vote for whether or not there was time for a recount. Howard went on to discuss how the Supreme Court owes their job to their political party so they will always vote along those lines. Howard eventually got tired of discussing it and moved on after saying that the real losers in this decision are the American public who will never know the real winner of the election.
Howard is still saying that his agent is in discussions with Infinity about a new contract but it's still not signed yet. He said things are going well but there is still no contract yet. He said that the company keeps saying that business is not good and that's their reason for not giving him what he wants. He said that by Friday we will know if that will be his final live show with Infinity.
A listener called in wanting to challenge Andre the Beatles expert with a question about the band. Howard had Andre come in to try and answer the question. Howard told the caller that he'd win a trip to the premiere of the movie ''The Way of the Gun'' out in California if he could stump Andre. The guy asked Andre ''What band did Paul McCartney re-record the song ''Come Together'' with in 1990?'' Andre was stumped so the guy won the trip. The band was The Smoking Mojo Filters.
Debbie Mathers, mother of Eminem (Marshall Mathers), was scheduled to do the show today but she vanished. Gary said that she told the camera crew that was at her hotel room that she just couldn't handle all of the interviews she was supposed to do today. Howard played the song she just released where she complains about her son and the songs he writes about her. Howard listened to it and said that the song sounds very damaging to their relationship and he would have liked to have spoken to her about it. Debbie and her son have had some fights in court about the stuff Eminem says about his mother in his songs and now she's written her own song to combat that. She just talks over some rap-like music. She tells Marshall that she still loves him and that she suffered through 72 hours of labor with him. Howard said that's what a psychologist would call a Jesus Syndrome where the mother expects love from her son because she suffered for him. Gary told Howard that he'd try to get in touch with her later this morning.
Beetlejuice the tiny headed dwarf was also one of the judges. He was dressed in a Santa suit and as soon as Howard got to him he said he had to go to the bathroom. Howard sent him out while he introduced the next judge, Ralph.
Ralph was apparently banned from the show for some reason but Gary figured he'd be a good judge for the pageant. Gary and Ralph started arguing about why he's banned from the show. Gary said that he's always a headache and no one wants to deal with it anymore. One of the reasons he's a pain in the ass is was that he refused to let a phony phone call made to him get played on the air. Ralph told Gary he's got some things going on in his life and he doesn't want it aired. Stuttering John came in and started bad mouthing Ralph also but Howard was getting sick of it. Beetlejuice came back in so he moved on to him again.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking to Beet about the movie ''Bubble Boy'' he was shooting out in California. Beet was kind of upset when they sent a camera crew out there to interview him. Howard asked him about that and Beet said that he wasn't able to concentrate on his work when the crew was there. That's why he was so upset. Beet said that shooting the movie cost him $4000 for some reason. Doug Goodstein came in and said that the rumor was that he'd spent the $4000 on prostitutes. Ralph said Beet really stunk this morning from alcohol and cigarettes. Ralph said to Beet ''You want a piece of gum?'' and Beet came back with ''You want a piece of me?'' and asked him to step outside so he could take him down. Ralph just laughed it off.
After taking a break Howard got to the Pageant. Here are the contestants and a short description of their appearance:
Porn star Kendra Jade was at the studio and she thought she could beat Fred so Howard let her come in. She was supposed to be in to talk about her experience with the winner of Butt Billionaire from a few weeks back. That guy never showed up so there was no story. Howard asked Kendra all of the questions and she got a perfect score.. of zero correct. You can try to be in one of Kendra Jade's pornos.. Visit her web site KendraJade.com to find out how.
Howard heard that Pete's 11 year old son Jeremy was a smart kid so he had him compete against KC in a quick quiz. He asked the following questions:
No one believed that KC could have come that close to winning so they threw together another quick game to see if it was a fluke. Here are the 6 questions Howard asked:
Robin said that she had to have a root canal yesterday and it wasn't fun. She said the dentist had to give her two shots of novocaine because the first one didn't numb the inside of her mouth. She said she was numb until 10 last night. She said the dentist shared too much of what he was doing with her. He told her when he was taking out the nerve and all of that stuff.
Big Black called in with more tape of Imus for Howard to listen to. You could hear Imus sitting there mumbling to his kid while his wife was talking to Tim Russert. Howard goofed on the old guy and his wife for a couple of minutes. Big Black also had tape of a recent South Park episode that had a Howard bit in it. Howard listened to that but said that he just doesn't get that show. He wasn't laughing at any of it.
Howard and Kreskin spent a couple of minutes talking about David Blaine and how good he is with card tricks. Robin said that Kreskin could do all of Blaine's card tricks off the air but he refused to do it on the air.
The combination eventually showed up so Howard said he wanted to open the safe himself. He didn't want Kreskin near it. Kreskin kept stalling for some reason and all Howard wanted to do was get on with the show. Kreskin said he had 5 predictions in the safe so he'd need like 35 envelopes to be hidden in there if it were a trick. As he was telling Howard this the Detective was trying to open the safe. It wasn't easy though. It took a few minutes but they finally got it open. Fred played some eerie music while Kreskin had Detective pull out the chest that was inside. Howard read what was contained in the envelope. Kreskin kept dragging out the bit and Howard just wanted to end it. Everything was in code so Robin was the decoder. He did predict that Bush would win but he predicted that he would carry 31 states when he only carried 30. It was close. There were other predictions in there but they were very cryptic. He says that the next president will be Gore after Bush. He also says there will be a scandal this March surrounding Bush but it won't be Bush himself.
Howard said that the prediction was in a chest and in code so Kreskin didn't do any obvious tricks right there. Kreskin told Howard that he actually polled kids after his shows to find out who the winner would be. He asked them who their parents were voting for and that's how he came up with his prediction. Howard said he doesn't know how he did it.
Kreskin plugged his The Amazing Kreskin's Celtic Oracle Game before Howard wrapped up the segment. Howard refused to let Kreskin near him to shake his hand. He always shakes him too hard so Howard kept him away.
Jonathan claims that he's not a compulsive liar but after interviewing the guy Howard thinks otherwise. Howard asked him if he's even gotten psychiatric help for his problem. Jonathan said that it was a court order that sent him to the shrink. Howard said this whole thing is a sad story because the guy has such low self esteem that he has to change his name and try to be someone else. Jonathan doesn't think he has low self esteem but Howard told him he just doesn't realize it yet.
Howard took a few phone calls for the guy but everyone was calling him names. They called him a fag and a bunch of people pretended to be fake celebrities like Richard De Niro, Tom Hanks Jr. and many others. Jonathan didn't understand that they were goofing on him. Howard wrapped up the interview and Jonathan said you can reach him at wwwIcon@aol.com.. why you'd want to do that, I don't know.
Suzen was playing dumb during the interview but Howard told her that he knows she's too smart to have fallen for this story she's telling. Eventually Suzen went to meet with Frank in New York. She told Howard she thought they were just going to get a hot dog in the park. It turned out to be more than that. She told Howard she never worked with The Globe to set up cameras in the hotel room she was staying in. She claims that she made her own reservations and doesn't know how the cameras got in the room. Now she's trying to sue The Globe for over $10 million. Suzen's lawyer was in the studio and he told Howard why they think they deserve more money. He says that Suzen was forced to sign at least 5 different contracts about the story. He claims that they held her against her will down in Mexico so that she'd sign one of them. Suzen said that they told her they'd pay her $25,000 to do the story and another $25,000 if they got a picture of the two of them together. She says she only got one of those payments.
Howard kept asking Suzen why she agreed to do any of it. She didn't have a straight answer though. She kept telling him that she was coerced into signing the first contract and she never wanted it to go public. Her cousin had already sold the story though. She also figured that the story wouldn't really hurt Frank if it did get out. Howard kept asking her ''Why?'' over and over again. He just wanted to know why she didn't just keep it quiet. She makes it sound like it's got a lot to do with her cousin.
After listening to Suzen's lawyer ramble on and on about the case he started to wrap things up. He found out that Frank was very good in bed and he has a very large member. She said that it was more than enough for her. She also claims that Frank contacted her after the story broke and that he wanted to get together again. Howard found that hard to believe though.
Suzen will have a new web site up soon.. it's not ready yet.. but it'll be SuzenJohnson.com.
Howard said he thought he was very close to making an agreement with the company on a new contract but it still hasn't gone through. He was hoping to have good news for tomorrow's show but it doesn't look like it's settled yet. Howard's agent is still working on it.
Howard called Gary the Retard to let him know what's going on today. He told Gary the Retard that if he doesn't sign a new contract then he won't be hearing him on the radio anymore. He just wanted to tell Gary that he loves him and will always keep him in his heart. He told Gary to always be proud of who he is. Howard tried to explain it to him as if they were dying and going away to heaven.. if there was no contract. Gary seemed to understand it better than he expected. Howard said if he does go away that he's not quitting, there just wasn't an agreement between him and the company. Robin asked Gary if he'll cry if they leave the air. Gary said ''No..but I know other people will be upset.''
Howard's interview with Suzen Johnson yesterday made the news. Howard read an article from the NY Post about his interview and some of the stuff she said about Frank Gifford.
Bob also told Howard that his TV show is still in production and they'll start shooting it early next year. He said that they'll probably have to change the pilot because he's no longer with his wife. Uh oh! He went on to tell Howard that he's gotten back together with the 26 year old friend of his daughter. He told Howard that when he was all drugged up in the hospital he made a call to this girl. When his wife walked in the room he just ignored her. Big mistake. Bob and his wife got in a big fight and he left Phoenix to get away from the wife. He went to L.A. To visit the 26 year old and when he walked up to her door he saw her making out with some guy. He didn't give up though. He took a note that she'd written to him one time and left it on her car windshield. The note said something about him being the ''only one'' for her. The guy she was making out with was the one who found the note though.
Bob's wife started calling the girl wanting to know why she was breaking up the marriage again. Eventually she got Bob and the girlfriend to meet her in a park. She told the girlfriend that she was going to sue Bob for all he's worth and that he's dying of cancer. The girlfriend said all of that doesn't matter to her because she loves him. The wife got pissed, got in Bob's Chevy Suburban and backed it into something as she was leaving the park with tires spinning. Bob walked home and the wife wouldn't let him back in the house. He banged on the door and yelled at her and she ended up calling the cops on him. Bob said they didn't do anything to him because they recognized him and he really hadn't done anything wrong.
Bob ended up going back to L.A. To let things cool down with the wife. She eventually calmed down and agreed that they should get a divorce. They met in a public place to work things out. She told Bob that she wanted the house in the divorce. Bob said ''Check please!'' and they ended up yelling at each other. Howard didn't think that her asking for the house was that out of the question. Bob said it's a 5 bedroom, $600,000 home that she doesn't really need. She's only got 2 kids in the house to take care of. So things don't look good for that relationship.
Bob told Howard that since he's had chemotherapy, he hasn't been able to get aroused. He hasn't had sex with this young girlfriend so Howard wanted to know what the point was. He wondered what the use was to have a young girlfriend if you can't have sex with her. Bob said that he loves her and she's emotional support for him. Meanwhile, his daughter is still friends with the girl and they still hang out together. Bob thinks that he belongs with this young girl and that's where he'll be.
Howard told Bob that if he signs a new contract he wants him to bring the girlfriend with him when he comes back on the show.
Bob is doing a show at The Pageant in St. Louis tonight and on New Years Eve he'll be at the STate Theater in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
Howard got Mike Walker on the phone and spoke to him for a minute. Howard told Mike that Ronnie will be playing for $1000 and a pair of tickets courtesy of Hotwire.com. Here's how the game is played.. Each week Mike Walker, author of ''Malicious Intent'', calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. You can win money there also. Here are this week's stories:
Howard and Mike said their goodbyes. Mike said he thinks Howard will re-sign but Howard didn't seem to go along with that thought. Howard thanked Mike for doing the Gossip Game for the past 3 years.
Ronnie did some more of his ''Woo Woo'' stuff before he left and said he's got a web site at RonnieWooWoo.com. You can vote on whether he should be allowed to sing ''Take Me out to the Ball Game'' or not.
Penny Crone started hounding Howard right away. She kept asking him over and over again to give them a ballpark figure on what he's going to get paid. Howard told her over and over again that he doesn't talk about that stuff and he never will. She kept it up though.
Howard introduced Mel and said ''Next to God, Mel is the most important man..'' Mel plugged the movie ''What Women Want'' which is coming out this weekend. It's a Paramount picture and that's part of the huge corporation so he plugged it. When that was out of the way he said joked around about the negotiation process with Howard. He basically said that he knew Howard would re-sign, he just had to convince Howard. He said that the first 6 or 7 meetings were about where they were going to meet, Scores or The Harvard Club. Then it turned to money. He said that Howard wanted the 'S' in CBS to stand for 'Stern'. Mel also said that Howard entertains 20 million people every morning for free and that's what he wanted to pay him.. nothing. So that's what took so long. Howard doesn't get the 'S' in CBS but the company gets to keep him.
Howard took a bunch of questions from the various reporters in the room. They asked him about his 5 year plan, which he didn't give many details on. He just said that there are many types of media he can use to share stuff with his fans (web site finally coming?). He also said that he loves the company and he's ready to do the next 5 years.
Someone asked Howard if he thinks the dynamic has changed on the show since he and his wife split. Howard said he's heard that it's changed for the better.
Howard says that he knew he was born to do radio from the time he was 5 years old so he's going to stick with it.
One reporter said that a poll taken says that people think this was one big publicity stunt. Howard swore on the life of his kids that it really wasn't a publicity stunt. He said he'd never do that to his audience. Mel chimed in and said that it wasn't a publicity stunt but he knew that Howard would sign. It was just a matter of working things out and that really did take until 4:42 yesterday.
New Jersey Governor Christine Whitman called in at one point to congratulate Howard on his new contract. She said that she's always amazed about how many people come up to her and say they hear her on the show. It's a variety of people who come up to her also. She said everyone from all walks of life tell her they hear her on Stern and she's glad he's sticking around. Howard asked her if she'll be part of the Bush administration now. She told him that she's going to keep that quiet just like he's doing with his money situation. Some people took that as a ''yes'' but Governor Whitman said that Howard is putting words in her mouth. She said she thinks the Bush team will be a good one and people will be surprised.
After taking many questions and talking to the press Howard finally wrapped things up.
After taking a break someone asked if Jackie will be back or not. Howard said he's not sure about that. Jackie will have to negotiate once again and that never goes well. It will remain up in the air until he negotiates a new contract. Howard said he'd like to work with him another 5 years but it's up to the company now.
A bunch of people called in and congratulated Howard on signing. Melrose Larry Green, Dominic Barbara and a bunch of fans called in telling him they're glad he's back.
Snoop Dogg is also somewhat of a pimp himself. He claims to have 10 women in each state so he has a total of about 500 women. He said he tried to give it up but his pimp hand is so strong that he couldn't do it.
Evan Metropolis used to be the very young chairman of Bumble Bee tuna. He said that his father sold off Bumble Bee and Chef Boy Ardee this past summer for almost $3 Billion! He's no pimp though.
Howard got to the first woman who wanted to be evaluated for Playboy. The woman, who wanted to be called Miss Kitty, was a little overweight. Miss Kitty said that it's just baby fat because she's only 19 years old. She was wearing a bikini and Howard could tell that her B-cups were real, not implants. Al Goldstein didn't waste any time in asking her to take her top off so he could see her boobs. She took it off and everyone saw her nipple rings. She said she's ''not doing nothing'' for work right now other than babysitting her sister's kid. Al said that she could be a $500 an hour whore at his new Rabbit Ranch. He said that she's not really Playboy material though. She's more of a Hustler or Screw Magazine type. Snoop said that she could also be in Source magazine which is a Hip Hop community magazine. He also told her she could be one of his 'ho's. She said she'd do anything for Snoop. Evan also told her that with some work she might be able to get in Playboy but right now she's not Playboy material. So the evaluations were unanimous. She's not Playboy material. Miss Kitty said she has a web site at MisKitty.com.
One other woman showed up at the station to be evaluated also. Rochelle came in with her giant, fake DD-cup breasts leading her in the studio. This evaluation went much quicker. Snoop told her that she wasn't Playboy material but she was playboy material.. Talking about himself. Evan said that she was Playboy material and Al just wanted to get a look at her breasts. She took it off and Al told her he'd like to give her oral for 3 hours. He also said that he doesn't like fake breasts but Playboy doesn't have a problem with that so she might make it.
Evan had a female friend of his with him who was a 10 on a scale of 10 according to some. Howard had her come in quickly to meet her. She told Howard that she and Evan are just friends. Howard told her that he's got billions and he doesn't need friends.
After all of that Howard plugged everyone's stuff including.. Al Goldstein's web site ScrewMag.com, Evan had a site to plug called FlixNetwork.com and Snoop's new album The Last Meal.