Howard spent some of the morning discussing the ongoing election fiasco. He said that a poll was taken and 70% of the people polled said that they are in no rush to find out who the president will be and they're willing to wait for a correct recount to be done.
Gary was back at work today. He had an accident on Friday morning before work and didn't make it to work. He said he's doing fine and he eventually got checked out by a doctor. The doctor checked him out and asked him things like the day, date and who the current president was. Gary replied ''Who the hell knows!'' He described how he rammed into the back of a stalled car in the passing lane of interstate 95 on his way to work Friday morning. He couldn't see the guy in the lane because he didn't have any lights on. Gary said he tried to brake but he ended up sliding into the other car at around 40 mph. His airbags apparently didn't go off so he's a little concerned about that. The car, a Honda Accord, was only a couple of weeks old and it had less than 500 miles on it.
Howard and the crew discussed how they wouldn't stop to help anyone if they saw them hurt on the side of the road. Dan, one of the E! crew, came in and said he once gave mouth to mouth to an old guy who was dead in his vehicle. He saw the guy stopped on the side of the road passed out and he ended up pulling him out of the vehicle. He tried to resuscitate him but the air wasn't going in. He had to pull the guy's dentures out of his mouth because they were blocking his airway. He also tried to pump the guy's chest but heard cracking ribs as he did it. His friend called 911 and the paramedics eventually showed up and took over. Dan didn't know if the guy lived or died but assumes he died. Howard joked that maybe Dan pulled a guy who was just resting out of his car and ended up killing him with CPR. Gary said that one time he was out driving around and decided to take a rest. He pulled into the nearest parking lot and took a nap. He woke up to a doctor shaking him asking him if he was okay. It turns out he pulled into a hospital parking lot. The doctor told him they sometimes have people pull in who are really sick and pass out in their cars. Gary was just trying to nap.
Gary continued to talk about his bad day on Friday. He said the whole day just went wrong. He'd gotten soaked in the rain before leaving for work. Then after the accident he had to get his stuff out of his car to put it in the taxi and he ended up getting soaked again. It was just one of those days. By Saturday he was stuck with his kids just like normal.
Howard took his daughter to see the new Rugrats movie along with Stuttering John and his daughter. John said his babysitter was crying during the movie. Howard said he had a good time at the movie and really enjoyed it. He actually had to shush his daughter during the movie because he was so into it.
Howard also went to a funeral over the weekend. His friend Lew Weinstein's father died and he went to the funeral yesterday. He was really bummed out because Lew's father was really cool to him. He's known Lew and his father since second grade so it was really depressing for him. After the funeral he said he went home and typed up an e-mail to Lew. He said it was long and very emotional. The e-mail got kicked back and Howard doesn't think that he'll send it again because he hates e-mailing people. He was really upset about Lew's father dying though. He said during the funeral he was crying and his nose was running. He didn't have any tissues to wipe it with so he was just using his fingers. He said it was running quite a bit and at one point he wanted to pull out his t-shirt to wipe his nose.
Jennifer Cole from the show Sex Wars and Jack Maxwell from Uncovered were both there to award the money if Wayne had won it. Howard had them come in anyway. He spent a couple of minutes talking to each of them. Jack is the host who replaced Mike Walker as the host of Uncovered. It turns out he's also the voice of DirectTV's programming guide. He said he doesn't make much money doing that and that's why he needed another job. Howard also spoke to Jennifer for a quick minute. She was just on the show a couple of weeks ago so he didn't have all that much to talk to her about other than her big, beautiful breasts. She said that ''Sex Wars'' is doing pretty good and they had the women of ''Son of the Beach'' on it the other day. Howard said he watched some of it but couldn't sit through the whole thing.
Howard ended up giving Wayne a consolation prize of a watch from Steven Singer Jewelers. Howard offered the guy a trip to a WWF event down in Tampa, Florida but he turned it down. Howard couldn't believe that he couldn't even give the guy the trip. Gary said that when they give away WWF trips people usually call in wanting to win them but this guy must not be into it.
Howard's thinking that Arnold Schwarzenegger might come on soon because he's got a new movie coming out. Howard got an e-mail from movie reviewer Marshall Fine who told Howard that Arnold's new movie is really good. He said it's much better than ''End of Days'' and he should have a big hit on his hands.
Howard killed time taking phone calls and just talking about various news stories through the rest of the morning. He took a call from Sal the Stockbroker who claimed to have audio tape of Gary's car accident on Friday. In the tape you hear a monkey screaming as it rams into another car. Then you hear a donkey making it's eee-awww sound after the accident. It's actually pretty funny but Gary just wonders how the hell Sal has the time to create something like that. He has a kid to raise and a job to go to but he can find time to make tape of Gary the monkey crashing his car. Check out the audio over at HorseToothJackass.com
Howard spent a few minutes trying to decipher some of Dennis Miller's comments from last night's Monday Night Football broadcast. As usual, it was next to impossible to figure out half of what the guy was making comments about.
Howard brought up an article in the Philadelphia Inquirer that says the local TV station there has dropped the Dr. Laura Schlessinger show as of Monday. Howard was very happy to read that news. Robin suggested that Dr. Laura crawl back under the rock she came from.
Howard spent some time talking about this baseball player Alex Rodriguez and all the crazy demands he has as a free agent. Howard went through all of the nutty stuff and then spent some time talking about Will Smith and how he had a 2 story dressing room bus set up on the set of ''The Legend of Bagger Vance''. Howard said he wasn't treated nearly that well on the set of his movie. He said he had an apartment set up for him on his movie but it was quite small. He said the second movie he signed on for, which fell through, wouldn't have been any better. He had very small demands for that one also.
Howard's daughter got to go to the 'N Sync concert last week but the tickets she had were for the wrong night. Howard had asked Program Director Steve Kingston to hook him up with tickets which he did. But the tickets were for Friday instead of Thursday. Howard said he doesn't blame Steve because he's a busy guy. Howard spoke to a guy by the name of Joe at the show and he managed to get the girls into the show. Howard said he had to thank Joe for doing that. He also said that the girls got to go back stage to meet the band. Then they were even allowed to go up on stage to dance while they performed. Howard thought that was pretty cool of them to do.
AJ also talked about how he thinks that Pam will probably marry this new boyfriend of hers. He and Howard talked about how shallow Pam is for dating only hot looking guys. AJ said that he thinks that someone like George Clooney is more deserving of Pam than model Marcus Shankenberg.
AJ said that he's also shot a movie with Steve Guttenberg. He said that he kisses a guy in the movie which must have been pretty disturbing to Howard because they goofed on him for a couple of minutes. Howard said he should change his name to AJ Bendover or BJ Benza. AJ said he was thinking GayJ Benza.
Earlier in the morning Howard was saying that he had to let us know about Alan Conlon. He then tells us that Alan Conlon is him. He said to get your show business name you take your middle name, Howard's is Alan, and the first street you lived on. Then you'd have Alan Conlon. AJ said his would then be Joe Pensiotta. Robin would be Ophelia Seagull and Gary's would be Patrick Norris. Howard said to get your porn name you take your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name. AJ said his would be Tinkerbell Mastrianni. Gary's would be Dixie Catoro and Howard's would be Java Shiffman. Robin said her's would be Max Harvey. Fred said he would be Lucky Croonberg.
Howard and AJ spent a few more minutes talking about hot chicks. A caller brought up Carmen Electra and how Howard tickled her a couple weeks ago. Howard asked AJ who he thinks is hotter, Pam Anderson or Carmen. AJ thought hard for a few seconds and said he'd have to go with Pam.
AJ brought up Angie Everhart who kissed Howard on the show one day. He told Howard that she has to be the hottest redhead he's ever seen. He said he sees her out in L.A. pretty often and told Howard that he is one lucky man. He asked Howard why he got rid of her like he was dating her or something. Howard told AJ he was out of line and also that he thought that he was supposed to be protecting him with stuff like that. Howard eventually ran out of time and got off the phone with AJ.
Howard had 7 new questions for April to answer. They sent Fred into another room and gave April a minute to answer as many as she could. Here are the questions and correct answers:
Howard had Brande describe what she was wearing to the audience. She had on a sleeveless turtleneck that was very clingy to her braless chest. She was also wearing a big belt buckle to hold up her corduroy jeans. Howard also found out that she was wearing thong underwear. After that came up Howard spent quite a while asking her if she's ever had an accident with the thong. He also asked her if she ever smells her underwear after wearing it... like he does. He described how he once had an accident in his underwear after going to the gym and taking a dump. He wanted to know if she ever had anything like that happen. She said she's never had that and she's never smelled her underwear. Everyone in the studio admitted that they've done that.. even Robin! Brande said she doesn't smell her farts either after Howard and Gary asked her about that. She said her brother used to make her smell his farts but she doesn't smell her own. Howard said he will go as far as taking a dump and leaves it in the toilet to fill the room with his stink. That's how much he enjoys his own smells.
Howard moved on to ask Brande about dating Hugh Hefner and what that was like. The last time she was on, back in March, she told Howard that Hugh didn't wear a condom. Today she said she never said that. Benjy came in and said that she did say that and they could pull tape of that. She told Howard that she doesn't kiss and tell. Benjy later brought the tape in and proved that she did say it but she still refused to talk about it. She wouldn't talk to Howard about anything sexual at first. She told Howard that she dated Hugh for 2 years but refused to bring up any of his sex habits or anything like that. She said that they both cried when she left him to go act in ''Baywatch''. Brande said that she hasn't dated anyone since Hugh and she hasn't even had sex since then. Howard later found out that she uses a vibrator.
howard asked Brande if he could tickle her feet while she was there. She said her feet aren't ticklish but he could try it anyway. A short time later she was shackled into the tickle chair and Howard was trying to tickle her. He asked her some questions and if she answered incorrectly he'd tickle her. She was answering them correctly but he tickled her anyway. She wasn't ticklish though. She soon told Howard she was ticklish behind her knees so he tried that and got her to squirm. Howard eventually gave up but wanted to leave Brande in the chair. That didn't last either.
Howard soon found out that Brande uses a vibrator when she gets horny. He spent a few minutes asking her about that. She said she has tried a few different types but she's settled on a medium sized, pink, battery powered vibrator. She didn't get too far into detail since she doesn't ''kiss and tell''. Howard is afraid that she may be addicted to the vibrator and that's why she hasn't dated anyone lately. She claims that it's the 10-15 hour days working on ''Baywatch'' that have kept her from dating. Howard finally wrapped things up after Benjy came in and played the tape of Brande talking about Hefner not using condoms with women. Brande will be on ''Baywatch Hawaii'' this season. Check your local listings for airtimes.
Howard went on to say that he's got a five year plan for the show if it continues. He's got a lot of cool things that he can do but that's only if he stays with the company. If he leaves, he says he has other plans and that he won't go away, he'll just be doing different things. He said he's got a couple of movies to direct as well as some other things that he's not talking about right now. He said if he leaves radio it'll just be a new beginning for Howard Stern. He will continue to flourish in whatever he does. He said he's laid out his 5 year plan to his agent and to Mel and it's now up to them to work things out.
Howard brought up Ricky Martin's new song ''She Bangs'' this morning. Howard said his new video is just what you'd expect from someone who's been accused of being gay. It's full of hot women doing really steamy things. In the video Ricky has women all over him and it's so steamy that no one will even show the video. Howard played a little bit of the song saying it sounds just like ''Livin La Vida Loca''. Howard said he thinks Ricky might be over already.
Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about MTV's Carson Daly who might be coming on the show in a couple of weeks. Mike Gange said he's read some stories about how Carson and his girlfriend Tara Reid swap pager messages during his show TRL. Gange said he'll send her messages telling her what he'll do during the show to say ''hi'' to her. Howard said that's really gay. He might be able to ask him about it if and when Daly shows up on the show.
Gary came in and gave Howard some good news about Adam Sandler's movie ''Little Nicky''. He said the total box office take for the movie was downgraded from $18 million to a more accurate $15 million. Howard was happy to hear that Sandler's blockbuster openings are over now. He just doesn't get any of his movies and why they're so popular.
Howard got to the game and rattled off the 7 questions Lauren needed to answer. Here are the questions and the correct answers:
Doug also said he's been having trouble getting in touch with Kendra Jade who is supposed to give winner Shukri anal sex. She did a ''Who Wants To Be A Butt Billionaire'' game with Jason Alexander a few weeks ago. It turns out that Kendra is holed up in a house doing a Sex Survivor thing. You can check that out at SexSurvivor2000.com. Howard checked it out but he wasn't impressed with the picture, or lack of a picture, that he was getting. Howard eventually got a picture up but there wasn't much going on at 8 o'clock in the morning. Gary told Howard he should get to Heather Locklear and go back to the web site later in the morning.
A fan of Heather's by the name of Mark said that he would do anything to meet Heather so Howard had Gay Ramone come down to kiss the guy. Mark came in and Howard kept a curtain between him and Heather. Mark sketched a picture of Heather when he was in high school and he wanted to give it to her. He had to tongue kiss Ramone first though. Howard talked to Mark for a minute and found out that he's married and he's never had a gay experience before. He wanted to meet Heather so bad that he was willing to kiss a guy. Howard brought Gay Ramone in with his boyfriend Alex. The two of them said they're newlyweds. Ramone wasn't too thrilled about kissing a straight man. He didn't seem to like the looks of Mark either. Howard eventually got the two of them to kiss after some hesitation from both. Everyone was disgusted by the whole thing though. Ramone said it was gross to kiss a straight man. Howard said Mark looked like he was going to puke before the kiss.
Howard let Mark give his sketch to Heather after the kiss. He even got a hug from her. He got to talk to her for a couple of minutes before Howard kicked him out of the studio. Gay Ramone told Howard that he'd just given his boyfriend oral sex in the bathroom before kissing Mark but that turned out to be a horrible joke.
Howard continued to talk to Heather for a short time. He read that she doesn't go to a tanning booth to get tanned. She uses some kind of tanning cream. Howard asked her if she gets help from anyone rubbing it in. She said she goes to a place that scrubs her down and then rubs in the tanning cream.
As Howard was wrapping up the interview he said that he wanted to smell Heather. KC had told Howard that she smelled great so he wanted to check it out for himself. He went over and took a good, close sniff. It sounded like his head was buried in her hair or somewhere in that area. She said she wasn't wearing any perfume or anything. She just smelled clean according to KC. At one point the two of them were both going to take off their pants to show off their bodies but that never happened. Howard refused to do it unless Heather did it and she was teasing him pretending to pull down her pants.
Howard said Kyra is thinner than ever and she was looking really good. Howard said he saw a picture of her on MrSkin.com where she was almost naked and her breasts looked much smaller then. She said she told him the last time she was on that it's the fatty foods she's eating now that helped get her breasts to the size they are.
Julianna is probably best known for leaving the TV show ''E.R.'' even after being offered a $27 million contract. She said she didn't want to be Nurse Hathaway for the rest of her life. After Howard heard about this new movie ''What's Cookin'' he asked her if that's what she left ''E.R.'' to do.
Howard spent some time talking to both of them about how they prepared for their lesbian scenes in the movie. Kyra said they went to a lesbian bar and hung out together for a while. She said they danced and rubbed up against each other in the bar. She said they also kissed each other to practice. Kyra told Howard that she could see herself being bi-sexual because she does like women. She said she even had a crush on her 7th grade English teacher when she was younger.
Kyra and Julianna didn't want to give away all of the lesbian scenes in the movie so they didn't tell Howard if they were nude in the scenes or not. A listener called in at one point and said that he saw it and they're not naked. They do kiss and touch each other but there's no nudity according to the caller. Howard just wanted to know if the scenes are long enough for him to ''finish'' or if he'd have to rent a porno to complete.
Kyra said the kisses were very nice because they were soft and gentle. Howard said he knows how to do that and he'd love to show Kyra how he would do it. He explained to her how he'd take her gently and bang her.
Howard mentioned that Kyra is in the play ''Stranger'' and she appears nude in that. The play closes this Sunday so you don't have much time to catch it. Julianna will be appearing in a new play next year called ''The 10 Unknowns'' at Lincoln Center.
That discussion led to them talking about oral sex and whether or not you'd let the other person kiss you after doing it. Howard said you have to kiss a woman if she gives you oral. He said that's only if she didn't go all the way to completion though. If she goes that far then you don't kiss her. Even Robin said she will kiss a man after he's gone down on her. By the end of the discussion people were asking Howard ''Who would you rather have perform sex on you, your mother or a gay guy?'' Howard said he'd have to go with his mother. They asked who he'd rather perform sex on and he went with his mother again. When asked if he'd rather do his dad or a gay guy, he went with the gay guy. He'd rather not do his father in that way. After KC said he'd have to do a gay guy before his mother Howard told him that he's just gay and that proves it.
Gary the Retard was on the phone to get us up to date on Hank the Dwarf who is in the hospital. Howard tried to find out where Gary was calling from but he kept handing off the phone to other people. He gave it to High Pitch Erik and then some woman took it over. Hank had another seizure and he was in the hospital because of that. Howard couldn't take all of the confusion from the call so he hung up.
Hank himself called in later in the show and spoke to Howard for a couple of minutes. Doug Goodstein from E! is Hank's manager. He says that every time Hank flies out to the west coast he has one of these seizures. He's thinking of not sending him there anymore. Hank didn't have all that much to say about the situation. He sounded pretty worn out from the seizure. Doug said he still has tape of Hank's last seizure where he passed out on stage at an appearance he was making. He said Hank didn't want that to air though. Howard asked Hank if they could air it now and Hank agreed to it. Hopefully that will show up on one of Howard's TV shows in the near future.
Howard took some angry calls from listeners who think she should be kept off the show. Joey Boots was on the phone acting very happy that he was going to have sex with LeAnna. She's doing it to prove that her word is good. Howard told Joey that he can't guarantee that she'll actually do him. Howard said that he won't give her any plugs until after she bangs him.
The other day on Howard's New York station, on the Will Pendarvis show, Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters made an appearance. During a break he did a goof on the Creed song ''Arms Wide Open''. It was recorded and Will played it on the air. Howard heard about it and got a copy of the tape. He played it for us this morning. It's a very funny goof on the singer of the band Creed. Dave does his best impression of the enunciating singer for about a minute. He also changed some of the words around to make it even funnier. If you're in the New York area try to catch the song on Will's show between 2-6pm.
Eventually Mick said that he was in to plug a children's book so maybe he shouldn't comment on the porno. Mick said that his other book, ''Have a Nice Day! : A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks'', was a best seller for a week until Oprah Winfrey announced the book ''Tuesday's with Maury'' which ended up knocking his book out of the top spot. He said he did very well with that book and made quite a bit of money from it.
Mick is no longer wrestling because of his many injuries. He told Howard about the many times he was hurt in the ring. He said they used real chairs to break over one another. He also said he had his ear ripped off his head one time. He described how his head was stuck in the ropes of a ring in Germany and he had to pull out or he'd pass out. When he did that it ripped his ear. A short time later the other wrestler hit him and his ear fell off. Mick didn't even realize it right away. So even though wrestling is kind of fake, they still get hurt.
Howard took a few phone calls for Mick from fans of his. They asked a couple of questions about his career and how he used to cut himself with razors to make himself bleed. Mick said he hasn't had to do that in quite a while, but he did do it at one time.
Mick will be signing his new book at Virgin Mega Store from 7-9pm tonight in Times Square. He's also making other appearances where he'll sign his book and you can find out more about those at MickFoley.com.
Howard changed the subject and brought up a picture he'd seen of Arnold naked on his family boat. Howard wondered if his family feels weird about that. Arnold said they don't think that much about it and he's not embarrassed by the picture. Howard saw Arnold's penis in the movie ''Pumping Iron'' so he knew that it was uncircumcised. He asked Arnold if he kept his son uncircumcised. Howard told Arnold he feels robbed of 10,000 nerve endings that were cut off when he was circumcised. Arnold said ''Oh, poor baby..'' and refused to discuss his son's situation. He said he doesn't think it matters one way or the other. Howard couldn't get him to comment on his views.
Howard brought up George W. Bush because Arnold was supporting him in the election. He was supposed to spend election night with George W. but his mother-in-law got sick and he had to spend it with his family instead. Arnold said that he may not agree with George W. on everything, like abortion, but he still fells he was the best man for the job.
Howard brought up ''The 6th Day'' and said that he's heard very good things about the movie. He said he heard that Arnold gets to have a virtual girlfriend in the movie which is something Howard has been dreaming about for years. Arnold said she's just the thing a guy needs because she says just the right thing and you can turn her off when you get tired of her. He also told Howard there is some killing in the movie. Howard told Arnold that he's the best at killing in movies and he's looking forward to seeing the movie.
Arnold said he's working on ''Terminator 3'' although James Cameron isn't involved in the project. Cameron is working on ''True Lies 2'' though. Arnold said he's got a lot of great projects in the works and he's very happy with the way ''The 6th Day'' turned out.
You can find out about all of Arnold's projects at ArnoldSchwarzenegger.com
The guy who runs JumpTheShark.com also called in to talk about how NBC has been doing the ''A Very Special'' thing since the '80's. They talked about shows like ''Family Ties'' and other '80's shows that did their ''very special'' shows.
Howard also said Matthew Perry from his favorite show ''Friends'' is looking really bad these days. He and the rest of the crew discussed Perry's past drug problems and how he's gotten so thin since getting off of the drugs. Howard wondered out loud what his problem could possibly be. Someone said that maybe Matt has gotten too much money too soon or something like that. Howard said that wouldn't be a problem with him.
Mr. Methane called in real quick late in the show. He told Howard that he'll be in New York in early December so he'll be coming on the show then. He blasted a few farts for Howard over the phone also. He played a couple of tunes including something that sounded a little like ''Jingle Bells''. KC told him to blast something that he'd discussed with him earlier. Mr. Methane blasted an unrecognizable ''Iron Man'' and as he finished it sounded like he may have had an accident. He told Howard he'd relaxed his sphincter a little too much and that's why it sounded so messy.
Howard was reading some reviews of the new ''How the Grinch Stole Christmas'' but they were kind of weird. He said one review said the movie had memorable moments and good special effects but only gave it 2.5 stars. Howard got an e-mail from movie reviewer Marshall Fine and he said that ''the Grinch'' sucked. He didn't like the movie at all. He did like ''Unbreakable'' though. He said that Howard, being a comic book fan, will enjoy ''Unbreakable''. Howard also said that he doesn't understand why Gwyneth Paltrow keeps showing up in movies as a sexy woman. Howard doesn't think she's sexy at all and can't understand it.
Howard told David how one woman told him that David really must have psychic abilities because he was able to read her mind on the first date. Howard said if he actually had psychic abilities he'd be rich because companies would hire him to read people's minds and stuff like that.
David told Howard about his next big trick that's coming up. He will be frozen in a 6 ton piece of ice. He said that he will have a catheter hooked up to his penis so he can pee. He said he will fast 4 days before the trick and will empty out his bowels with some kind of crappy tasting fluid. He said he will be in the ice for 58 hours. Robin didn't believe that he could possibly survive in that. David said that he will have a gel on his body to keep the cold away from his body and the ice won't actually touch him. He won't be wearing a shirt but he will be wearing pants and boots.
David also described his last big trick where he was kept in a see through box and kept under the sidewalk of a New York City street. He said he really did do that and it wasn't an illusion. He said it was really tough to do but he actually did it.
Howard changed the subject and asked David about dating Fiona Apple. David told Howard about how he met her and hooked up with her after dating her friend. He'd heard one of Fiona's songs years before she hit it big and he said he'd never forget the song he heard. Then a few years later he saw her at a Grammy party and did some magic tricks for her. Howard wanted to hear David do some psychic tricks on him. David said he likes to do card tricks. David taught Howard how to say bad things with the good when you talk to women. He said you say stuff like ''You have walls around you and you don't let people in.. but when you do let them in you keep them in forever..'' Then you tell them how guys don't pay attention to them and then they'll break down and think you really know what you're talking about and they'll spill their guts to you thinking that you actually knew something.
David told Howard that he thinks the Amazing Kreskin does some really interesting stuff in his act. Even David is amazed by Amazing Kreskin. David will be doing his ice trick in Times Square on November 27,28 and 29. When he comes out of the ice it'll be shown on ABC TV.
Howard learned more and more about David and Josie as he went along. Josie brings her female friend, who is also a model, to their home and they get it on together while David watches. David and Josie also go to strip clubs together and check out the strippers. David also said he banged Madonna a couple of times. He said that she's kind of like a guy in a way because if she wants to screw you she'll do it right away with no problem. Howard spoke to him about that for a couple of minutes before ending the interview.
After Howard came back from a break he said that Josie may have been the hottest chick he's ever met. He actually said she was better looking than both Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra which is saying a lot coming from Howard. He never says someone is better than Pam or Carmen.
When Roger came in Howard said he weighed in at about 290 pounds on the hidden scale in the studio. Ebert admitted to 280 so it was pretty accurate.
Howard brought up the movie ''Little NIcky'' to see if Ebert liked it. Neither Roger or Richard liked the movie. They both said it was horrible. Ebert said he was quoted in one ad as saying it was ''Sandler's best movie yet..'' which is true but Roger didn't like the movie. He said it was the best yet but it was still horrible. Howard said it's useless to get a good review these days because even negative reviews can be used as positive ones.
Howard introduced Richard Roeper after the segment was a few minutes in. He asked Roeper if he had to have sex with Roger to get the job. Of course he didn't. Howard also pointed out that Richard once defended Howard about some things that went on in Colorado after the Columbine shootings. Howard played tape of that defense and Howard thanked Richard for doing that.
Howard continued to talk about ''Little Nicky'' and a bunch of other movies he's seen. He, Roger and Richard all pretty much agreed on the movies they liked and disliked this year. They all disliked ''Charlie's Angels''. Robin liked it though. Howard, Roger and Richard agreed that they liked the following also:
Howard took some phone calls from people who wanted to know about their favorite celebrity nude scenes. This guy has all of the answers and never says ''I don't know''. He knew all of the scenes that Jodie Foster, Michelle Williams, Beverly D'Angelo, Jerri Ryan and just about every other celebrity you can name. Someone asked him if Keri Russell from ''Felicity'' has ever done a nude scene. Mr. Skin said she hasn't done a nude scene but she did one of the best wet-t-shirt scenes he's seen. She did that in the movie ''8 Days a Week'' and he said at one point you can see her left breast for a split second but it's not a good angle. You can get all of this info and more at MrSkin.com