Playboy Triplets Dating Game. 8/18/99. 7:35am
The Dahm triplets, who posed in Playboy magazine recently, came in to play a dating game with three of Howard's listeners today. The three 21 year olds, Nicole, Erica and Jacklyn, were brought in by this guy David Krieff who has brought other guests to the show in the past. Every time he comes he demands that he sit in the studio and today was no different. He said if he wasn't allowed in the studio he would take the girls away. Howard brought him in and tried to talk some sense to him but it didn't work and he sat in for the whole segment. Howard told him this is the last time they do business with him and he didn't seem to have a problem with it.Howard eventually brought the triplets in and spent some time talking to them. The girls were all dressed alike and said they do that often. They all have breast implants that they got on the same day at the same doctor. They said they had always been an A-cup so they got the implants for self esteem. Now they're all C-cups. None of them are married and they all live in the same 3 bedroom apartment. Howard asked them if they'd ever slept with the same guy at the same time. They said they've never done that and that until recently they didn't even get undressed in front of each other.
After talking to the girls for quite a while he started the dating game. He brought each guy in one at a time and found out a little bit about each one. Here's what the girls had to choose from:
- Blind Bob - Went blind 11 years ago, was raped in the woods as a child and by a gym teacher, wife died from muscular dystrophy. He hasn't had sex in about 5 years.
- Stuttering John Jr. (John the Stutterer) - 31 year old virgin. Has a major stuttering problem. He's on 5 psychiatric drugs for stuttering and other problems. He has no job but Howard said he may be the next star of the show. He's never even kissed a woman other than a cousin.
- Blind Duvitt - Blinded by diabetes 10 years ago. Has had sex but not for a while. Lost his seeing-eye dog when it was hit by a car.
During Duvitt's interview Gary came in and said that he didn't think the guy was really blind. He said the guy was looking at one of the interns when he was talking to her. Duvitt immediately yanked out one of his fake eyes to prove that he was blind. Gary quickly backed off of his accusations. Howard called Gary ''Sherlock Moron'' and told him to get out of the studio. After all was said and done the triplets had to pick one of the guys. They wanted to pick Howard but he wasn't available. Stuttering John Jr. was praying that he'd win and the girls found that cute so they ended up picking him. The girls met the two losers and shook their hands and gave them kisses. Then they met Stuttering John Jr. He was trying to be as sweet as possible to them and said that he doesn't stutter in the presence of beauty but that only lasted about 1 second. He was soon stuttering up a storm. The Dahm triplets have a TV show that will be airing on UPN in the fall called ''Battledome'' and some other stuff is in the works. You can find out about them and see at www.dahmgirls.com. They were also promoting this little finger vibrator called Fuku Oku that's available at www.fingerthing.com.