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For The Week Of 5/3/99 to 5/7/99

-- Monday May 3, 1999 (Replayed on Master Tape Theatre Sunday, February 19, 2012 and Sunday, October 7, 2012) --

Howard Returns From Los Angeles. 5/3/99. 6:05am
Howard returned from his business trip to Los Angeles this morning. He took off last Thursday and Friday to have some business meetings on the west coast. He didn't get into too many details because he had so much else to get to today. He did mention that he hung out with John Stamos at the Playboy Mansion and hung out with David Spade and Lara Flynn Boyle somewhere else. He said he may have to wait until tomorrow to get to the whole story.
Find The G-Spot! 5/3/99. 7:00am
These two women came in this morning to do something very unusual. They had a camera that they were going to use to show Howard where a woman's G-spot is. One woman called herself Dr. Natasha, the other woman was Sandra. Sandra (AKA Tiffany Million) is the woman who was on a video tape that Howard watched recently called ''Sex Lives Of The Stars.'' She claims to have slept with Larry King but she wasn't allowed to talk about it today because she's under a gag order for some reason. She wasn't allowed to talk about any of it at all so they stuck to the G-spot thing. Howard spoke to Sandra for a while about her life and some of the guys she's banged. She claims that she slept with Mick Jagger and Pauly Shore. She said that she gave Mick a ''multiple male orgasm.'' She also said that Pauly Shore was a horrible lay. Eventually they got around to bringing out the camera to see the G-spot. Dr. Natasha was the one shoving the camera up inside of Sandra. Apparently she didn't need any extra lubrication because she has a special spot she presses to get herself lubed up. Howard said the camera was all fuzzy and they couldn't really see anything. All of this wild stuff is on a video tape called ''From the Other Side of the Bed'' and it's available at www.incrediblesex.com.
Kennedy, Former MTV VJ, Comes In. 5/3/99. 7:40am
Kennedy, the former MTV VJ, came in to promote her new book Hey Ladies: Tales and Tips For Curious Girls this morning. Howard was in a little bit of a rush to get to everything else this morning so he kept the interview pretty short. Kennedy and Howard talked a little bit about her 5 years at MTV and about her sex life or lack there of. Kennedy claims that she was a virgin until just 3 or 4 years ago. She did say that she gave oral sex to guys though. She's now with some professional snow boarder. She lost her virginity to him and she doesn't plan on sleeping with any other guys in her life. In her book she gives advice about all of that stuff for young girls. She said the book is for girls between 13 and 20 or so. There wasn't much else worth mentioning during Kennedy's appearance.
Lesbian Dating Game With Jenna Jameson & Nikki Tyler. 5/3/99. 8:10am
This was probably the shortest dating game Howard has ever done. He was in a rush to get to Julia Roberts so he abbreviated the game. The plan was to have porn stars Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler pick a listener to have a lesbian threesome with. They had three contestants in the studio and they'd ask questions and pick the winner. Howard spent a few minutes talking to Jenna and Nikki who actually live together now. They claim to be lesbian lovers. Nikki said that she's ''the man'' of the relationship. Howard introduced each of the contestants and asked them a few questions. We didn't find out a lot about any of the contestants but Jenna and Nikki heard enough to make a decision. They ended up going with contestant number one, Kim, because she sounded ''sincere'' and like a normal person. Number 2, Shari, sounded like she was pushed into this by her boyfriend and number 3, Donniel, was a stripper. Nikki and Jenna said they didn't want to be with someone in the industry. Once the winner was picked Gary came in and told Howard that they'd hook Jenna and Nikki up with Kim in a hotel and they'd have sex. After they've done that they'll come back and talk about the experience. In the mean time you can see Jenna Jameson at www.clubjenna.com and Nikki is at www.nikkityler.com. They'll be dancing at Al's Diamond Cabaret in Reading, PA. This week.
Surprise! Julia Roberts Comes In. 5/3/99. 8:40am
Much to everyone's surprise Julia Roberts came in this morning. Even Howard didn't know she was coming in until early this morning. Julia said she did some ''schedule tweaking'' to get in today. Howard was in love with her as soon as she walked in. Shortly after she came in he said he was ''woozie'' just from looking at her. He didn't take a break after the lesbian dating game and he went on for another 50 minutes without a commercial break. He was pretty easy on her through the interview. Howard spent a lot of time complimenting her on her looks. They also spent a lot of time talking about all of the men she's had in her life. The most bizarre relationship was with Lyle Lovett. Howard just couldn't figure that whole thing out. Julia is now dating some guy Benjamin who's on the TV show ''Law and Order.'' Howard asked her about a picture he saw of her where she didn't shave her armpits. Julia said that it's one of those things that she doesn't really concentrate on and she actually lets the hair grow. Other than that Howard couldn't find anything wrong with her. Sal the Stockbroker called in at one point to tell Julia that he loved kissing her armpit at the Rett Syndrome charity event. That gave Julia the chance to plug the charity since that's what led to her doing Howard's show in the first place. If you want to donate you can check out www.rettsyndrome.org. Before Julia left Howard found out that Liam Neeson was Julia's first serious boyfriend but when he asked Julia if he took her virginity she got really defensive. She didn't want to talk about any sexual stuff. Julia got in a few plugs before she left. She'll be on this week's ''Law and Order'' on Wednesday and her new movie ''Notting Hill'' opens in a few weeks.
-- Tuesday May 4, 1999 --
Howard's Trip To The Playboy Mansion. 5/4/99. 6:20am
Howard spent the first part of the morning telling Robin about his trip to the Playboy mansion while he was out in California this past weekend. He explained how music mogul Rick Rubin picked him up in a Bentley and drove him over to the mansion. Howard hung out with John Stamos while he was there. They got to tour the mansion and Howard hung out with Hugh Heffner for a while. Howard said that Heff was in pajamas the whole time and he had Playmates around him the whole time. Later in the morning John Stamos called in and the two of them talked about another experience they had out there. Howard was out to dinner with a bunch of people including David Spade and Lara Flynn Boyle. When everyone was ready to leave they found out someone was out front ready to videotape everyone. No one wanted to be photographed because they were what Howard called ''tired.'' It turns out they were all wasted. Howard alluded to the fact that each time he goes out to California he get's ''tired.'' For some reason he didn't want to say ''high'' or ''wasted.'' So anyway Rick Rubin had everyone get in his car and he sped away from the photographers. Howard was so ''tired'' that he didn't know what was going on. Stamos said he tried to get Howard's attention but Howard just thought John was coming on to him. Stamos said he got ''tired'' up in the room above the restaurant also. Robin was surprised how everyone gets ''tired'' at the same time out in Los Angeles.
Andi The Natural Pet Food Chick. 5/4/99. 7:20am
This woman Andi called in to tell Howard about her natural pet food. She told Howard how her cat became deathly ill one time and the cure was natural food. She was feeding her cat canned food at the time and when a friend of her's pointed out the unnatural ingredients in the food they decided to try natural food. Four days later her cat was back to normal. She now sells her Purely Pets food on her web site www.halopets.com. Howard read that the canned pet foods can contain things like beaks, feathers, eyeballs and road kill among other things. Andi also said that there are a lot of fillers and chemicals in the foods. Her food sells for $2.50 a pound which may be a little more than the average pet owner will want to pay. Andi's pets are her ''children'' so she treats them that way.
Stuttering John Celebrity Interviews. 5/4/99. 8:05am
Stuttering John got a few interviews recently so Howard played the tape this morning. First up was Art Garfunkle. John only got out 3 questions before Art's female companion yanked him away. The question that drove them away was ''Why'd you quit singing backup for Paul Simon?''. Up next was Buck Henry. John asked a bunch of questions and Henry stuck with him giving short, almost funny answers for each one. The interview wasn't that interesting though. John also got Steve Martin. Steve stuck with 5 questions but when John asked him ''How often to you masturbate?'' Steve was out of there.
Placing Bets For Tomorrow's Show. 5/4/99.
Marty the midget and a Playboy Playmate are going to have a wrestling match on tomorrow's show so Howard and the gang were betting on who will win. Howard thinks that Marty will win. Most of the other guys think that the taller Playmate will win. Marty is only 4'1'' tall and the Playmate is about 5'6'' tall. Tune in tomorrow to find out who wins.
Howard Stern Class Teacher Gael Sweeny Calls In. 5/4/99. 8:40am
Up at Syracuse University there's a writing class that features Howard as one of the main subjects. The teacher of the class, Gale Sweeny, called in to tell Howard about it. Howard had the schedule of the section on him and it starts out with reading Howard's book ''Private Parts.'' The second week the students watch the A&E Biography on Howard. The third week they watch ''Private Parts'' the movie. Then the students have to write a 5 to 7 page paper on Howard. Gale said it's a full 3 credit course and it's not as easy as it sounds. She says she makes the students write quite a bit. She gave out her web site address if you want to find out more about the class: users.aol.com/gaelmcgear/studio2.html
Debbie Mattanapolis Comes In. 5/4/99. 8:55am
Debbie is the woman who was fired from the daytime TV show ''The View'' for some weird reason. She came in and hung out for a while and told Howard about her experiences on the show. Howard also spent a lot of time talking to her about her ex-boyfriend, hypnotist Paul McKenna. She told Howard that she wasn't really attracted to him until she got to know him. She also said that he was able to hypnotize her into thinking he was Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt. She said she wasn't sure whether or not she was hypnotized the first time she had sex with him though. Eventually she broke up with him because she ''grew out of that phase'' in her life. Paul called in at one point in the interview but didn't stay on long. Before the end of the interview Chauncy Hayden from Steppin' Out Magazine called in. He said that Debbie gave a more revealing interview to him than she was giving to Howard. He helped the interview along by telling Howard to ask her who the worst guest on ''The View'' was. She said it was Andrew ''Dice'' Clay. She said she wanted him to be funny but he wasn't, he was just rude. Howard then explained what happened between the two of them. Before Debbie left she let Howard kiss her hard, flat belly. Howard said she was too perfumed and full of lotion. He told her that he likes his women to smell like women, not like gay men.
-- Wednesday May 5, 1999 --
Screw Face From Us Niggaz Calls In. 5/5/99. 6:45am
This rapper by the name of Screw Face from the group Us Niggaz called in real quick this morning. Howard has played some of their music and they actually recorded a song about Howard. Their songs are filled with the word ''nigga'' even more so than DMX's song ''My Niggas.'' The song they recorded for Howard was also filled with the word. Screw Face just wanted to let people know they can hear some of their material at www.mp3.com.
Bruce's Phony Phone Call. 5/5/99. 7:10am
This guy Bruce called in with a phony phone call he made. He called in to a TV station as a police sergeant during a police chase of a motor home. He told the reporters that the suspect had just filled up his gas tank and it was sold to him by Howard Stern and Baba Booey. The TV reporter called him brainless and cut him off.
The Fruity Nutcake Rapping Granny. 5/5/99. 7:50am
This wacky 75 year old grandmother came in this morning to rap for Howard. She came in and was giving Howard some sexy looks that freaked him out. She told Howard that she was in his movie ''Private Parts'' during the puppet show scene. Howard spent a little while discussing sex with the old lady. She said that she hasn't had sex in about 10 years because she's just not interested in it anymore. She has a few boyfriends but doesn't give them any. She finally got around to doing her rap song ''Fruity Nutcake Rapping Granny'' for Howard. There was music playing but she wasn't exactly singing along with it. It was more like a poetry reading than a song. At one point during the song she sang that she wears Depends undergarments. Howard interrupted her and asked her about that. She said it's true and it's just something that happens at that age. She also did some reading of a song about Howard and the crew. That was pretty entertaining. If you want to find out more about the old bag just head to www.fruitynutcake.com or call 800-655-4321. You can also try www.comedy.com/rappinggranny.
Marty The Midget Wrestles Playmate Tiffany Taylor. 5/5/99. 8:10am
Playboy Playmate Tiffany Taylor offered to wrestle on the show so Howard hooked up Marty ''The Midget'' Klebba to compete. Howard spent a little while talking to Marty before the match. He lost his girlfriend to a guy in a wheelchair and he's got a kid with her. Marty is appearing in ''The Wizard of Oz'' musical at Madison Square Garden from May 6 to May 16. He plays a few parts in the play including the commander of the flying monkeys. Marty is only about 4'1'' tall and weighs in at around 80 pounds. Howard and the gang placed bets yesterday on who would win. Howard chose Marty to win while Gary, Jackie and Stuttering John all picked Tiffany to win. Eventually Howard brought in Tiffany and the wrestling coach. Coach Williams used to be KC's coach in High School. The plan was to have 3 one minute rounds. Tiffany was dressed in a shirt and pants and it upset Howard. She's a Playmate and she's fully covered. She claimed that it was in her contract that she's not allowed to show her breasts or something like that. So Howard convinced her to tie off her shirt so it was a little sexy. Marty said he was looking forward to this wrestling match. They started the match and there was a lot of yelling and cheering going on. Howard said Marty looked like a monkey on Tiffany's back. By the end of the round Marty had 2 points and Tiffany had 1 point. There was some controversy about the last move in the round but they moved on. There were no points scored in the second round. The third round brought Marty 3 more points and Tiffany got nothing. Marty won the match 5-1. Howard said he was going to give his winnings to Marty. He collected $50 from Jackie, $75 from Stuttering John and $50 from Gary. Howard spent a little more time talking to Marty, Tiffany and Coach Williams. He found out poor Marty hasn't gotten laid since December 7! Tiffany accidentally grabbed his nuts during the match also. The wrestling frenzy was in the air so it led to a match between Gary and Benjy. They took a commercial break and Marty turned green during the break. He may have been dehydrated after the match. Howard wanted to call off the match between Gary and Benjy because he thought Benjy would have a heart attack. He changed his mind though. The two of them went at it for one two minute round. There was a lot of flipping and tossing going on between the two of them. Gary came out the winner with 5 points to Benjy's 2. Afterward Benjy said he'd need about an hour to catch his wind. He couldn't even stand up after the match.
Roger Ebert Calls In. 5/5/99. 9:25am
Movie reviewer Roger Ebert called in this morning. Roger wanted to straighten out Howard about an article that was written in the New York Post recently. Before they did that Howard and Roger reminisced about the late Gene Siskel and how good they were together. Roger said he really misses Gene and he didn't realize what he had until it was gone. Roger is also trying to lose weight to get in shape. He told Howard he lost 45 pounds so far. Howard told him ''No offense but..that's like tossing a deck chair off the Titanic..'' Roger took it all in good fun though. The main reason for Roger's call was about an article about this guy Harry Knowles, a movie reviewer on the web, who did an appearance on ''Siskel and Ebert.'' The article said that Roger didn't like the guy and thought he was fat and smelly. Roger said that the article was full of false information. He said he thought Harry did a good job on the show and he'll probably have him back on the show. He just wanted to set everyone straight on the real story. At one point in the interview Robin wondered why she hasn't been invited to do ''Siskel and Ebert'' because she'd like to review some movies. Roger said he's sticking to real movie reviewers on the show. Robin did a review of the new movie ''The Mummy'' for Roger. She gave it a thumbs down because there were problems with the story and Brenden Fraser isn't a good lead. Roger said that she was half right and the two of them argued for a couple of minutes. Howard thought there was some good chemistry between them. You can read more of Roger's reviews in ''Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook 1999'' or check your local listings for the ''Siskel and Ebert'' TV show each week.
-- Thursday May 6, 1999 --
Howard Backing Out Of Woodstock? 5/6/99. 7:15am
Howard had a discussion with Gary about whether or not he still wants to do a broadcast from the Woodstock '99 concert this summer. Gary pretty much talked him out of it by telling him all of the negative things about it. He said that there's no good spot to do the show from and there won't be many bands there within the 4-5 hour radio show time. He said that there are 2 stages and they're a mile and a half apart so they'll be stuck with whichever stage they pick. Then there's the artist compound which is a mile and a half from the two stages. Howard thought of doing the show from that area but then they wouldn't have any fans around. Howard said he doesn't have a problem filling the 4 hours worth of show so maybe it'll still happen.
Dan The Mail Order Bride Guy Calls In. 5/6/99. 7:30am
This guy Dan called in from Iowa to tell Howard about his experiences with Russian mail-order brides. He told Howard about how he met a couple of women and had tons of sex with them. One woman he corresponded with for months but eventually she decided not to come to the United States. Howard said he saw pictures of these women and they're like super models. One of the women came to the U.S. but only stayed 3 weeks because she got home sick. She also wasn't thrilled that Dan lived away from the cities. Over all Howard said Dan spent about $12,000 on all of this travel and meeting the women. The first woman was really horny and was rubbing Dan's face in her crotch on the first day they met. He said it was incredible. Howard took a couple of phone calls for Dan and quite a few of them just think Dan is a loser. Dan says there's not a lot of women out in the area of Iowa he lives in so he had to do something. One caller said that he did a similar thing and found that most of the young women in Russia are very good looking. He said there are no fat girls over there. There are plenty of fat old women but no young ones. Dan is still looking for women and gave out his e-mail address for anyone interested. He's looking for women between 20 and 35. E-mail him at arnoldziffel@usa.net.
Danni Of Danni's Hard Drive Comes In. 5/6/99. 8:20am
This woman Danni who runs a web site called ''Danni's Hard Drive'' came in to tell Howard about it. Howard has seen her on TV talking about how much money she's making from the site. The first thing Howard noticed was Danni's huge breasts. She claims they're natural. She made Howard try to guess her bra size before revealing them to him. Howard didn't want to play games so he just made her take it off. She told him that her actual size is a 32-FF. Everyone seemed to agree that they looked natural. Even Robin took a peek at them and said ''Oooo, they're big!'' After that Danni told Howard how she started the web site back in early 1995 and it's grown so big that she makes about half a million dollars a month (!) with it. She charges $19.95 a month and has about 27,000 subscribers. She just had a new digital broadcast studio built for her site. That led to Howard saying that when his contract is up in 2 years he wants to move to this new Satellite Radio format so he wouldn't have to worry about the FCC. Danni told Howard that she's married to some guy who runs a theater chain. She said she saw the new Star Wars Episode 1 movie. She said it was great but she didn't like the way they push the religious thing in it. Howard asked Robin if she'd be willing to do a web site where she'd ''pleasure herself'' or something like that but she's not interested. She even said she'd turn down $700,000 a day for something like that. Howard's not interested in doing a web site at this time either. He explained that when he does a web site it'll be innovative but right now, with the slow connection speeds, it can't be done. Danni's hard drive can be found at www.danni.com and she can also be seen on the Playboy channel with her own show ''Hard Drive.''
Guy Who Had Sex With His Wife's Trach Hole Calls In. 5/6/99. 9:00am
This guy Rob called in to tell Howard about how he used to have sex with his wife's trachea hole. She had some kind of throat cancer so there was a hole cut into her throat for breathing. He explained to Howard how she was the sexually adventurous one in the relationship and wanted to do it to him. He said that the first time they did it she gagged and actually threw up because of it. He didn't enjoy the experience the first few times but eventually she got pretty good at it and he liked it. He said he never completed the act, it was more like foreplay. At one point Howard jokingly asked Rob ''What the F is wrong with you?'' Robin just said it was ''Sick.'' Rob said that his wife would be on top of him so she'd be in control of everything. Eventually she got even sicker and the cancer took her life last July. Howard took a couple of phone calls for the guy. One caller said that Rob should get an award because he's managed to bring the show to it's lowest point ever. Captain Janks was even compelled to call in. Janks asked the guy how he could do such a thing to someone he loved. He called it ''disgusting.'' Howard thought it was funny that Janks would say that and even remarked ''..Janks would do road kill..''
Warren Littlefield Drops In. 5/6/99. 9:30am
Former NBC head of programming, Warren Littlefield, came in with his daughter Emily this morning. They're scouting out some colleges in the area and wanted to come by and say ''hi'' to Howard. They spent a few minutes talking about Emily and how much of a fan she is of Howard's. They stuck around during Robin's news segment to watch Howard work also.
Tim Borem Running For President. 5/6/99. 10:40am
This nutty guy Tim showed up late in the show asking for one minute of air time. He was willing to give Howard $5000 for that time. Tim rambled on and on for over a minute about how he wants to run for President and something about ''Timocracy.'' He claimed that he worked for the CIA back in the late 60's and stole some stuff from them that he wanted to return. Howard found out that the guy was locked up in an institution from 1974 until just recently. Howard had to cut the guy off shortly after his minute was up because he was just rambling. Howard didn't take the $5000 check from Tim. He didn't want to take anything from him.
-- Friday May 7, 1999 --
Fat Wife Problems. 5/7/99. 7:00am
Howard was taking phone calls this morning when he ran across this guy who was complaining about how his fat wife is giving him problems. The big problem is that she used to be skinny and now she's about 120 pounds overweight. The guy said that he doesn't know what to do because he has kids and doesn't want to lose half of his money. He wanted Howard to hook him up on a dial-a-date or something like that. This led to a half hour discussion about how once a guy gets roped into marriage some women don't care about how they look anymore. This guy told Howard he owns 24 hour diners in the New York area and makes a seven digit income. One female listener heard that, called in and offered to be the guy's mistress. Then another guy called in and told Howard his horror story about his wife who gained weight. Then a 240 pound woman called in to complain about how Howard was making fun of fat people. She and the second guy then argued for 10 minutes. Of course nothing was solved but it sure was entertaining.
Actress Dana Plato Comes In. 5/7/99. 7:45am
Dana Plato (Diff'ren't Strokes co-star) came out of hiding today to do Howard's Show. Recently a woman claiming to be Dana's lesbian lover called Howard and said Dana was missing and on drugs. Today Dana said that whole story was untrue. She said that she was roommates with that woman but she never was her lesbian lover. She doesn't know where that whole story came from. Dana has been living in Tulsa, Oklahoma for a while now and claims that she's been sober for about 10 years now. She's still doing movies and said that she's even modeled for Victoria's Secret catalog. Her boyfriend of 6 months is also her manager. She told Howard that her life savings was stolen by her accountant and they haven't been able to find the guy. Howard took some phone calls for Dana and quite a few of them were negative. One call led to Dana offering to give a urine sample to prove that she's not on drugs. Gary came in with a cup to take the urine sample. He said that he knows people that could actually do the test. A little while later Gary came back and said they'd do an over-the-counter drug test where you send out a hair sample. Dana said she didn't feel that she should have to do this but would do it for Howard. She did say that she had her wisdom teeth out 18 weeks ago and she had to take pain killers for that. Gary said that the hair sample would only show stuff from the past 90 days. A couple of people called in to defend Dana and when they did, Dana would cry and thank them. Dana will be appearing at the Expo of the Extreme concert in Chicago on May 21-22. You can find out more about that at www.mikehuntsonfire.com.
Gary Garver Celebrity Interviews. 5/7/99. 8:35am
Gary Garver went out and got a few celebrity interviews for Howard. He got a quickie with Roseanne. He asked her 3 questions before she was whisked away. He asked ''What would you be doing if you weren't in show business?'', ''Are there too many Jews in show business?'' and ''Have you ever had a gay sex fantasy?'' She hung in until the last one. Up next was Maria Conchita Alonzo. She hung around and answered a bunch of the same type of questions but she was also taken away. Tia Carrera ran away after Gary asked ''Do you allow yourself to be photographed while on your period?''. Last up was Tangi Miller from ''Felicity.'' She hung around for a bunch of questions but jokingly said ''That's none of your god damn business'' to most of the sexual questions. She ran away after Gary asked her ''Is penis size important?''
The Gossip Game With Playmate Of The Year Heather Kozar. 5/7/99. 8:40am
Playboy's Playmate of the Year, Heather Kozar, came in to play the Mike Walker Gossip Game today. Howard spent a few minutes talking to her about how hot she is before moving on to the game.
Mike Walker calls in each week with four gossip stories. 3 of them are from his National Enquirer gossip column, one of them is false. Try to guess the false story.
1. Julia Roberts insisted on rehearsing her kissing scenes with co-star Hugh Grant. She said that he was the best kisser.
2. Jerry Springer was seen hanging out with Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend Stedman. Oprah put a stop to it because she doesn't like Springer.
3. Betty White will be going on the Tonight Show to show a cinnamon bun that she made which came out looking like Cher.
4. Drew Barrymore brought her dog to a movie proposal meeting and when she turned it down she commanded her dog to crap on the floor of the room.
Howard and Robin both chose number 2 as the false story. Jackie picked number 4 and Heather chose number 3. The actual false story was number three. Heather came out the winner.
After the game Howard spoke to Heather about how she became Playmate of the Year and the rest of her life. She appears in the June 1999 issue of Playboy with her new title. She said that she gets about $250,000 worth of cash and prizes for her achievement. Her 46 year old boyfriend is twice her age and is now her manager. She met him when she was only 18 years old. He came in for a little while to talk about their relationship. He met her at a restaurant he owned and became friends with her. She moved in with him within a year. Howard checked out some of the Playboy pictures of Heather and told her she was really cute. She admitted that she dyes her hair and even dyes her pubic hair so she looks normal when she's naked. Heather is appearing at Coconuts on Avenue of the Americas in New York City from noon to 2 today and at Shooters in Cleveland tonight.