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For The Week Of 5/24/99 to 5/28/99

-- Monday May 24, 1999 --

No More Suicidal Callers! 5/24/99. 6:25am
Howard made the mistake of taking a call from a guy who claimed he was going to jump off the 14th Street Bridge in Washington, DC. The guy told Howard he just wanted to talk to him before killing himself. Howard said he didn't want anything to do with it because it makes for boring radio and he'd get blamed for the suicide no matter what happens. Howard didn't really believe he was going to kill himself anyway. A little later in the show the guy called back claiming he was in his car on his way to the bridge. This time he said that it would be Howard's fault because Howard wouldn't help him earlier in the morning. After that Howard said that he's no longer going to take calls on the air from suicidal callers. He told Stuttering John to take the calls off the air and give them the suicide hotline instead of putting them through to him.
Daniel Carver Movie Reviews. 5/24/99. 7:30am
KKK member Daniel Carver called in to give a few movie reviews this morning. Daniel hasn't been on since February so Howard had some catching up to do. Howard asked Daniel how he would get rid of the people in this country that he doesn't like. Daniel said he'd give the black people equal opportunity and they'd leave on their own because they couldn't compete with the white people. Howard also asked how Daniel would get rid of the Jews. Daniel said that another Hitler would do the job but then said that you can't get rid of the Jews because they're the devil. Howard eventually moved on to the movie reviews. Daniel first reviewed ''Get on the Bus'' which was directed by Spike Lee. The movie is about a bus ride to the Million Man March. Daniel wasn't too thrilled with the movie. He liked the black jokes told in the film but only gave it a 1 Burning Cross rating. The next movie was ''Cotton Comes To Harlem.'' Howard didn't describe this movie too much but Daniel gave it a 2 Burning Cross rating. The final movie was ''A Gentleman's Agreement'' which is an older movie starring Gregory Peck. Howard played a couple of clips with a kid complaining about being called a ''dirty jew'' and a ''kike.'' He asked Daniel if he felt sorry for the child. Of course Daniel couldn't care less about that. Daniel gave that film a 2 Burning Cross rating. Click here for all of Daniel's movie reviews. After the reviews Howard took some phone calls for Daniel. One woman called in asking for a KKK application. She claimed to be the victim of a rape and that it was a black guy who did it. Now she hates all black people for no reason. Even Gary the Retard called in to talk to Daniel. Gary yelled at Daniel for some reason. He told Daniel he's seen him on the Jerry Springer show and now he doesn't like him. A lot of callers think that Daniel has a lot of hatred in him but he claims he doesn't. He claims that he just has a lot of love for his own race.
Melrose Larry Calls In With Tape. 5/24/99. 8:30am
Melrose Larry Green called in with tape of Rosie O'Donnell crying at the Daytime Emmy Awards show last week. Melrose told Howard that he's coming in to New York later this week to do some opening for Joey Buttafuoco's new movie. Howard said that he'd let Melrose come on the show because he's been pretty good lately. Not too annoying I guess. Melrose couldn't take the hint to keep his mouth shut and he started telling Howard about a bit he could do for the show. Howard told him to shut up and just play the tape before he changed his mind. After playing the clip Howard spent a couple of minutes discussing Rosie's hypocrisy once again. She's still working for Kmart, the biggest gun seller in the U.S., and talking about gun control. Melrose got off the phone to find a clip of Susan Lucci's acceptance speech at the Emmy's. He called back later in the show to play that for Howard.
Captain Janks Phony Phone Call. 5/24/99. 9:00am
Phony phone caller Captain Janks called in with his latest call. The call was to some show that was doing a special on Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Janks called in as a woman by the name of Nancy. He(She?) asked the hosts of the show if Irritable Bowel Syndrome can be caused by Howard Stern. Of course the hosts hung up on him and said that subject is a whole other discussion. That led to Howard wondering if he has IBS himself. He told Robin how lately, right after he eats, he goes to the bathroom and it's not a solid movement like it used to be.
-- Tuesday May 25, 1999 --
Golf Discussion. 5/25/99. 6:50am
For some reason everyone on the show was trying to talk Howard into giving golf a try. Howard said he has no desire to go out on a course and look like a fool at a sport he's no good at. Stuttering John told Howard ''It's not a sport, it's a long walk..'' Gary said that he and his father went out one time and pretty much destroyed the course with their bad golf swings. They also talked about these guys who make golf a timed game. There are people who run around the course trying to finish before everyone else does. It doesn't sound like Howard will be golfing anytime soon.
Insane Clown Posse Comes In. 5/25/99. 7:20am
Rappers Insane Clown Posse came in to promote their new album ''The Amazing Jeckel Brothers'' this morning. Howard played a little bit of one of their songs called ''F--- The World.'' Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J have been on the show a couple of times in the past. Today they were just as angry as ever. They're still not getting any famous chicks to bang but they're still getting laid. Howard brought up rapper Eminem who bad mouthed ICP when he was on the show. The clowns went off on Eminem and even had a song parody of his song ''My Name Is.. Slim Shady'' called ''My Name Is.. Slim Anus'' which was pretty funny. They spent a little time goofing on Eminem and moved on to other things. Howard noticed that they've changed their look a little bit. Shaggy has shaved his head to look like a Tibetan monk. That led to them goofing on the Beastie Boys because of the way they turn their concerts into political statements instead of just entertaining the people who bought tickets. Howard brought up the wrestler who was killed over the weekend and ICP knew him. They were in the WWF for a while and knew Owen Hart very well. They said he's probably in a better place now. Howard took a bunch of phone calls before they left and surprisingly there were a couple of positive calls. Of course there were quite a few negative calls including Angry Black (A.K.A. Shelly) who said he wants to kick ICP's asses. He said he couldn't since he was at work but ICP said they'd meet him at work and beat his ass. Shelly gave them his work address with no problem but the guys have to head out to St. Louis later today so they'll probably avoid a confrontation. They'll be appearing at Vintage Vinyl in St. Louis at 6:00 tonight. They also have a movie coming out on video sometime in the near future and I believe it's called ''Big Money Hustla's'' or something like that. One of the guys bangs a 900 pound chick in the movie. ICP came to the studio with a couple of other guys so Howard brought them in at the last minute. They're in a group called Twisted. They didn't have too much to say.
Pat Cooper Comes In. 5/25/99. 8:30am
Comedian Pat Cooper came in to promote a new TV show he has coming on called ''Mangia, Mangia.'' Howard and Pat went over a lot of different things. Howard brought up names of other comedians and Pat would go off yelling about each one. He went off on Steve Allen, Freddie Roman and Alan King. Howard also asked Pat what he thought of Jackie turning down doing a Friars Club roast for Freddie Roman. Pat told him Jackie was smart for not doing it. He said he made the right decision turning it down. Pat also told a story of how the cops had to take his gun away from him recently. He had a permit to carry a weapon but he actually put it away in a drawer. When the renewal for the permit came up he sent in the information and there was a discrepancy in the address he gave so some woman called Pat to tell him. He went off on her and the next thing he knows, the cops show up at his door and confiscate his gun. Before Pat left Howard wanted him to talk to Mark Harris who was waiting in the green room. Pat knows Mark and thinks he's a nice guy. Howard then brought in Mark...
Mark Harris Comes In. 5/25/99. 8:55am
Mark Harris, the guy who was married to Martha Ray, came in to talk to Howard this morning. Pat Cooper stuck around to participate in the discussion. Howard wanted to talk sense to Mark about being in show business. Mark has been in touch with Vinnie Favale who has something to do with CBS TV programming. They talk quite often and Mark pitches him ideas for shows. Vinnie is looking for a show to air after Howard's show so Mark suggested doing a amateur hour type of show. He shot a half-assed video of what he would do and it wasn't something Stern fans would want to see. Howard had Vinnie on the phone so he could tell Mark this on the air. Mark also has other ideas for a sitcom that he pitched to Vinnie. He told Howard about that and it sounds awful. It's hard to tell whether or not they're goofing on Mark. Mark is somehow remaining in show business though. He claims that People magazine is doing a 2 page article on him in the June 4th issue. Vinnie thought it was a retrospective on the past 50 years and Mark's marriage to Martha Ray is mentioned. Mark claims that the article is about his life, not Martha's. Eventually Howard had to take a break so Pat left and Mark hung around. When they came back from the break Howard brought in Mark's therapist, psychic and bodyguard. For some reason Howard thinks everyone is fascinated with Mark's life. He spent a few minutes talking to the therapist, Dr. Gilda Carle, and she told Howard that Mark is not a homosexual, he's not a bi-sexual, he's a try-sexual. ''He'll try anything!'' she said. Mark is still dating Jilda the 80 year old woman. Dr. Carle told Mark and Jilda not to get married and they listened to her. Howard also spoke to Mark's bodyguard, Richie D. Richie claims he makes $100 an hour guarding Mark. Howard wondered where Mark gets all of this money. He said that he invested in America Online early on so he's got money rolling in. Mark's psychic, John Cohan, was also there. Howard tried to get some predictions out of him but it was like pulling teeth. The guy would only give vague predictions about things that will happen in the distant future. He told Howard that after radio he'll go into doing ''heavy drama'' movies. He also said Robin will move on to something else away from Howard. John said that he was Nicole Brown Simpson's psychic and he's still in contact with her. He says he knows who killed Nicole but he won't reveal it until his book comes out. John couldn't come up with any predictions for Fred but said that he saw Jackie ''..in another locale..'' which could mean anything.
The Losers To Play K-Rock's Dysfunctional Family Picnic? 5/25/99. 10:15am
Howard wants to play live with his band ''The Losers'' but not at Woodstock '99. Howard is thinking of doing it at his station's Dysfunctional Family Picnic concert this summer. He brought it up this morning and everyone is ready to do it. Howard said he doesn't want to play keyboards this time. He wants to play guitar. He even wants Gary to play trumpet again. They were trying to figure out what song to do. Howard said he knows a couple of songs but then Stuttering John said that they can play with Hole if they want to. Howard was thinking of doing a song where some farters rip some farts during it and he doesn't think Hole would be into that. They even suggested doing a song with Beatles song with Julian Lennon with farters. Gary was saying that if they do this he needs to ''build up his lip'' for playing the trumpet. Of course that started a whole conversation about Gary's big teeth, lips and gums. Everyone was being picked apart after that. Howard brought up John's weight which is out of control. Gary said that Howard is holding up pretty well for a 45 year old. Howard said it's genetic.
-- Wednesday May 26, 1999 --
Rapper DMX Not Coming In. 5/26/99. 6:05am
Rapper DMX who does one of Howard's favorite songs, ''My Niggas'', won't be coming in today. He was scheduled to do the show but his publicist is unable to find the guy. This guy Isaac who works on Howard's show was going to rap with DMX but since he's not coming in Howard let him show his stuff. Isaac has worked for the show for quite a while and he hasn't said much but when the subject of rap came up he bubbled to life. Howard let him do a little bit of his rap then he critiqued it a little bit. Isaac is a white Jewish kid and he was rapping like he was from the 'hood so Howard told him maybe he should rap about something he knows a little better. That led to Isaac saying that his home life was pretty bad growing up. Howard told him he should rap about that instead. The discussion then became about how people put plastic on their furniture and somehow changed to Gary's big choppers. Stuttering John also became part of the discussion because he's said some stuff about Isaac that wasn't exactly true. He told people that Isaac likes to look at porno of teenage girls. Isaac said he likes to look at young women but he doesn't look at illegal porn. They argued for quite a while about it and John wouldn't apologize for what he'd said.
Scott And Anastasia Sex Update. 5/26/99. 7:20am
The 20 year old guy who Howard hooked up with Anastasia the whore came in to talk about his experience. Scott is a little slow because he was in a car accident a couple of years ago. His grandfather brought him down to play a dating game with Christy Lake but she didn't pick the grandfather/grandson team. Then Anastasia offered to do it for free. They hooked up at a hotel and had sex. Scott said that his grandfather now has prostate cancer so he didn't come down this morning. Scott told Howard that he really enjoyed the sex with Anastasia and even fell in love with her for a couple of days. He's over that now though. That's probably because if he wanted to have sex with her again he'd have to pay her $500 fee. Scott would have been in sooner but his mother wouldn't let him come down. She finally changed her mind and let him come in this morning. When Scott came in he was in the green room with Joey Buttafuoco and said to him ''I know who you are, you're that guy who killed his wife..'' Joey got pissed and almost punched Scott out. Gary told Joey that Scott was a little slow so he didn't pop him in the face. Howard told Scott he could come down anytime and said the next time they evaluate a woman they'll have him as one of the judges.
Playboy Playmate Karin Taylor Comes In. 5/26/99. 8:05am
Playboy Playmate Karin Taylor came in to plug her web site, www.karintaylor.com this morning. Howard said he checked out the site for himself this morning but said it was kind of weird. He said that she doesn't do anything dirty on there. Karin said that the pictures and video are just like the stuff in Playboy so she does show some skin. Howard's fascination with Karin was mostly about how she dated Bill Maher, the host of ''Politically Incorrect.'' Most of the interview was about that subject and how Bill broke up with her. Karin told the story about how after three weeks of dating Bill broke up with her by giving her a letter explaining why he was doing it. Howard was also fascinated by Karin's huge breasts which she claims are natural. According to Howard she's really skinny and has huge DD-cup breasts. Howard also loves her color. He asked her if she's black or not. Karin says that she's a mix of Chinese, Jamaican and Brazilian. Howard asked Karin what other famous people she's dated. Karin said that she went out with David Chokachee from ''Baywatch'' and went to breakfast with Kareem Abdul Jabbar. She didn't have any good stories about those two though. Howard took a couple of calls and got a hug from Karin before she left.
Joey Buttafuoco Comes In. 5/26/99. 8:50am
Body shop owner Joey Buttafuoco came in to talk about a new movie he's appearing in called ''The Underground Comedy Movie.'' He and Howard spoke about the whole situation with his wife testifying for Amy Fisher who shot her in the head 7 years ago. Amy was released early because of Mary Jo's testimony. Joey didn't really want to talk about the situation. He wanted to plug his movie and move on. Howard kept on him though. Joey said it was Mary Jo's decision and he couldn't change her mind. Joey is still denying everything he's ever been accused of including sleeping with Amy Fisher. Late in the interview a reporter from CBS news showed up at the studio. Joey agreed to let them come up and interview him. John Slattery came up and asked Joey a couple of questions about the Amy Fisher thing and Joey gave his thoughts on it. Joey doesn't think Amy should have been released because he thinks she could still come back and kill Mary Jo. He also thinks that she'll be back in jail sometime soon when she violates her parole. You can find out more about Joey's movie at www.loadmedia.com. The producer and director of the movie came in before Joey left. They spoke with Howard for a few minutes and told him it's gotten good reviews. One caller said that he didn't want people to waste their money so he said it wasn't that good. The guys told Howard that Melrose Larry Green liked it so since he's a Stern fan other stern fans should like it also.
-- Thursday May 27, 1999 --
Howard Visits Voyeurdorm.com - Part 1. 5/27/99. 6:25am
This is the site that everyone's been waiting to see. Howard was playing with it earlier this week. Voyeurdorm.com is a residential home where a bunch of college girls live in return for their college education. In each room is an internet camera that updated every couple of seconds. This morning Howard was preparing to do a semi-webcast with the women at the house. He had them do some stuff for him to test out the feed. He had a couple of the women kiss and get into their bathing suits. A couple of them got naked for a couple of seconds. Howard wanted his audience to be a part of the whole thing so he gave out the address so all of us could watch while he had them do stuff. Howard did the live interview later in the show.
The Singing Psychic. 5/27/99. 7:15am
Fran Baskerville, the Singing Psychic, called in to give some of her predictions. Today's appearance was the funniest one yet. When Fran gives her predictions she plays her guitar and sings them. Today KC was with Howard and he decided to yell at Fran to turn up her guitar. Every time she'd start to do her predictions KC would yell at her until she stopped. She'd turn up the volume and start again and KC would yell at her that it was too loud now. Then she had it up really loud and there was reverb and echo coming through so KC yelled at her for that. Most of her predictions were drowned out by KC's yelling. The couple that did make it through were that President Clinton will be out of office in 6 months, Howard will be getting a new, bigger studio and there will be an earthquake in California in the next month registering 8.7 on the richter scale. You can find out more about Fran at www.singingpsychic.com or call her at 972.380.0989.
''Dance For Me Fat Boy!'' (Gange Dances For Howard) 5/27/99. 7:45am
Howard was listening to some new music this morning by Lo Fidelity Allstars. Everyone was talking about how the internet is changing the music industry and stuff like that. Then Gary came in and told Howard that Mike Gange can actually dance pretty good. Howard had Gange come in to show off his dance moves. Gary said he saw Gange dance and he's really good. Of course when Gange was under pressure he couldn't dance that well. He said that he needed a couple of drinks in him and a good dance partner. Robin wouldn't dance with him so Howard had Anne Marie come in. According to Howard she was pretty good but Gange wasn't that good. Gary said that Robin can't dance either. She danced at his wedding and ''..it was scary..'' said Gary.
Stern Show Web Site Coming Soon? 5/27/99. 7:55am
Howard made a quick mention about how he's been in meetings lately to set up some kind of revolutionary web site. He said that ''It'll blow everyone away..'' He said it'll take a couple of months to get things going. Will this mean the end of Marksfriggin.com? Only time will tell.
Howard Assembling A Team For ''Fartman'' Movie. 5/27/99. 8:00am
Another quick mention Howard made this morning was about ''Fartman'' the movie. He told Stuttering John that he's got the financing ready for the film now he needs to find an Executive Producer-type of guy to join the team he's assembling. Howard said he's planning on doing the movie with a $13-20 Million budget. John asked him if he thinks the movie will be out by 2002. Howard said it would be out by then.
Latonza The Hot Black Chick. 5/27/99. 8:10am
This woman Latonza has called in a couple of times in the past. She told Howard that she's the hottest black chick he's ever seen. She wanted to prove it to him by coming down and showing off her body. She came in this morning but she didn't want to get naked even though she agreed to do it. Howard said she looked pretty good but she wasn't the hottest black chick he's ever seen. She was pretty skinny but she had a huge-Janet-Jackson-ass according to Howard. After refusing to show Howard her naked ass she got kicked out of the studio. A short time later John came in and said that she'd be willing to get in a bikini. KC came in and started yelling about how she's not holding up to her end of the bargain. The next thing Howard hears is that Latonza was scared off by KC's ranting. She left the building.
Nicole Bass' WWF Story. 5/27/99. 8:25am
Nicole Bass, the world's biggest female body builder, called in to tell Howard about her WWF wrestling match. She was on the WWF Pay-Per-View that aired this past weekend where Owen Hart was killed after falling 80 feet while being lowered into the ring. Nicole's match went on right after Owen Hart fell in the ring and someone told Howard that Nicole was covered in blood after her match. That guy thought it might be Owen's blood. Nicole said it wasn't owen's blood, it was her own. She said she got whacked with a guitar in the match and it cut her scalp. Nicole did say that she saw Owen's fall and she ''knew in her heart'' that the fall killed Owen as soon as she saw it. Nicole wasn't surprised that her match went on after Owen's fall because no one was sure of his condition until later on.
Howard Visits Voyeurdorm.com - Part 2. 5/27/99. 8:50am
Howard went back on Voyeurdorm.com to do a simulcast with all of his fans that were around a computer. I managed to get on my computer during the show and enjoyed the fun along with Howard. There were some slow downs but over all it was pretty good stuff. Howard and the gang were giving the women direction and having them do some weird stuff. It turns out some of the women in the dorm are strippers but they all claim they're in college. Gary instructed a couple of the women to kiss each other and they did it. KC was the weirdest guy. He asked one woman who was wearing sweat pants to take them off and start choking another woman. Howard also had a couple of the women wrestling and having eggs smashed on them. Then one woman layed on the deck out by the pool while two others smeared chocolate pudding on her thighs and stomach. Then they licked it off. They also had a fish tank filled with red water to do a bobbing for tampons thing. That didn't last long because Howard's connection kept freezing up. They also had 4 women go into a shower and soap each other up. There was a little bit of nudity during the segment but they weren't supposed to show any since this was a free service this morning. They had one woman pee in a kitty litter box that was in a red wagon. She didn't take off her bikini bottom though. She claimed that she went through the bikini. The last thing they did was have two women make out with each other and stick their hands down each others pants. That was the grand finale.
Ann Marie's Sexy Stories. 5/27/99. 9:45am
Ann Marie, who works on Howard's show, came in during a discussion about sexual harassment this morning. It started when Robin did a news story about some kid who got in trouble for snapping another student's bra. Both Gary and John said that Ann Marie had some cool stories to tell. One story was about how her driving instructor once asked her if she wanted to have anal sex with him. That was when she was only 16 years old! Then she told a story about how she used to work at an insurance company. She used to talk to this guy she was friends with who sat behind her. She said that she would wear short skirts and when she'd turn around to talk to him she wouldn't cross her legs. Eventually the guy went to their boss and said that he was uncomfortable being able to see up her dress. Her boss had to come to her and warn her to be more aware of the view. A couple of Ann Marie's friends called in and told Howard that her nick name is ''Dirty Girl'' because when you look at her you just think ''Now that's a Dirty Girl.'' Gary laughed when he heard that and said that Ralph says the exact same thing. During this discussion we also learned that Gary once went to a nude beach and had 2 flys flying around and landing on his naked smelly ass.
-- Friday May 28, 1999 --
Voyeurdorm.com Update. 5/28/99. 6:20am
Howard read a letter from someone at the web site he spent time on yesterday. The people at Voyeurdorm.com claim that there were approximately 650,000 people on the site during the time that Howard was on the site. They claim that they had 12 extra servers added for the increased traffic flow they expected. They're amazed at the power of Howard's show.
Houston Prom Date Match Game Next Week. 5/28/99. 7:05am
This high school kid called in this morning and asked if Howard could set him up on a prom date with Houston the porn star. The 18 year old is dateless for his prom so he figured he could show up with a hot porn star and make everyone jealous. Howard said it was a good idea but he wants to play a game with them. He's going to do a ''Match Game'' thing where the kid and Houston have to match a certain number of questions with the same answers. Howard also spoke to the kid's mother to make sure it was okay with her. Mom said it was okay with her but she was hoping that her son could take Howard's daughter Emily instead. Howard said ''Get outta here!'' to that request. Tune in next week to find out what happens.
The Gossip Game With Guest Jack Gordon. 5/28/99. 7:40am
Jack Gordon, Latoya Jackson's former manager and husband, came in to play the Mike Walker Gossip Game this morning. Jack wasn't promoting anything today, he just came in to say hello and drop a bombshell about Paula Jones. Howard goofed on Jack's dyed beard for the first couple of minutes of the segment. Jack's got a very black beard and he's 60 years old. Howard told him he looks like he's in disguise. His hair is also dyed but didn't look bad. Jack said he doesn't do his hair himself, someone else does it for him. He said he uses ''For Men Only'' on his beard. Howard said you might want to avoid that product. They soon moved on to the gossip game...
Each week Mike Walker calls in with 4 gossip stories. Three of them are from his National Enquirer gossip column, one is false. Everyone tries to pick the false story. Here are the stories:
1. Rod Stewart talked his ex-wife out of doing a Playboy photo shoot by telling her she'd embarrass their kids.
2. John Travolta got in his private jet to go for a flight on his own. When he taxied on the runway someone tapped him on the shoulder. It turned out to be a mechanic who fell asleep in the plane.
3. Shannon Dougherty slipped and fell while shooting a scene on her TV show. Her mini-skirt came up and exposed her g-string underwear.
4. Jim Carrey was kept out of his movie trailer on the set of his new movie. The security guard didn't recognize him.
Jack picked number 4 as the false story. Howard, Robin and Jackie all picked number 1 as the false story. The actual false story was number two. No winners this week.
After the game Howard asked what was going on with Latoya. Jack said she's in Las Vegas not wanting to do any work. He hasn't spoken to her in 3 years. Then came the Paula Jones story. Jack was doing some things for her like getting her a Psychic network of her own and stuff like that. He then told Howard that when he asked Paula if her claims about President Clinton exposing himself to her were true, she confessed that nothing happened in that room. Jack said that Paula told him that she would only say that once and she'd deny it in the future if questioned about it because she's terrified of something. Howard doesn't believe everything Jack tells him so this revelation is kind of shaky. Shortly after that, Bloated Attorney Dominic Barbara called in and offered to put up $10,000 to a charity if Jack would agree to take a lie detector test about this story. Jack quickly agreed to it and he should be back in on Tuesday to take the test. Howard even said that they'd get 2 different lie detector tests done on the guy. Gary tried to get in touch with Paula Jones this morning but was unsuccessful in his attempts. Another meaningless revelation Jack said was that Latoya Jackson wears a lot of hats because she's just about totally bald.
Melrose Larry Green Gets 5 Minutes. 5/28/99. 8:40am
Howard let the oh so annoying Melrose Larry Green come in to get a little bit of air time this morning. Larry is in town to do some comedy(?) for the movie that Joey Buttafuoco is appearing in. Larry was going to be in the film but his stuff was cut. Howard read two reviews of the movie earlier in the morning. Both reviews gave the movie ZERO stars! Howard let Melrose tell a couple of bad jokes before kicking his ass out of the studio so he could move on to Lenny Kravitz.
Lenny Kravitz Comes In. 5/28/99. 8:45am
Rock star Lenny Kravitz came in to hang out and promote a couple of things this morning. Lenny's latest release ''American Woman'' is on the new Austin Powers 2 Soundtrack album. He's also doing a concert at Jones Beach on Long Island tomorrow night with Everlast and The Black Crowes. Sunday night they'll be at the Garden State Arts Center in New Jersey. Howard spent most of the interview talking to Lenny about all of the women he's been with. Howard heard a rumor about Lenny making out with Paul McCartney's daughter Stella. Lenny told Howard that he just met her for 15 minutes one time and they didn't do anything. He met her and hung out with her father at a Bruce Springsteen party one night. The two of them went to watch TV because the party was boring and they got kicked out of the room they were in because there was a baby in the next room. Another story involved Pamela Anderson. She slipped him her phone number at his concert one time and he never called her back. He said it was true and he just didn't want to deal with all of her stuff (like Tommy Lee) so he didn't call her. Howard was amazed that he could turn that down. ''So you get that much trim.. That you can turn down Pamela Anderson?..'' he said to Lenny. Howard also spoke about Lenny's ex-wife Lisa Bonet and Natalie Imbruglia who Lenny also dated. Howard played Lenny's remake of the Guess Who's song ''American Woman'' and complimented him on it. Lenny returned the compliment by telling Howard how much he enjoyed ''Private Parts'' the movie. Howard mentioned that he's going to be shooting some new footage for ''Private Parts'' because it'll be showing on the USA Network in the not too distant future. Howard also spent some time talking to Lenny about growing up as a Jew. Lenny said he had a hard time wearing a Yarmulke over his afro while he was in hebrew school. Howard also found out that Lenny has a pubic piercing. It's above his penis in the soft skin. He claims that it said in the woman's pleasure during sex because of it's position. Howard took a bunch of phone calls from fans of Lenny's. There were a few women who wanted to sleep with him and even one guy who wanted the same thing. The bi-sexual man even sang to Lenny for a few seconds. Lenny told Howard that he's unable to perform this early in the morning. Howard said that next time he should stay up all night so his voice is ready to sing.