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For The Week Of 5/10/99 to 5/14/99

-- Sunday May 9, 1999 --

DANA PLATO UPDATE! 5/9/99
One day after doing Howard's show, actress Dana Plato apparently died of a drug overdose. Click here for more details.
-- Monday May 10, 1999 --
Howard Discusses Dana Plato's Death. 5/10/99. 6:00am
Last week Dana Plato did her last interview with Howard. On Saturday she died of an apparent drug overdose. Howard spent a little while this morning talking about how weird it was that he and Robin couldn't tell whether or not she was actually using drugs. Howard said he's really bad at knowing whether or not someone is on drugs. He had the same problem with Stone Temple Pilots singer Scott Weiland. Dana had a lot of mood swings during her appearance but Howard just thought she was sweet but weird. If you heard the show you know that Dana gave Howard a hair sample to be sent out for drug testing. Howard said that after her appearance she asked for the hair sample back. Of course Howard is now being blamed for Dana's death by some of the wacko's out there.
Howard's Review Of The New Star Wars Movie. 5/10/99. 6:30am
Howard went to the premiere of ''Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace'' on Saturday. Everyone who went to the movie was asked not to review the movie but Howard soon caved in and gave his opinion. Howard said they asked on-air personalities not to review the movie and he now knows why. He basically said it had no plot and there were too many ''puppets'' in the movie. Howard is a huge Star Wars fan and really wanted to like the movie but it just wasn't what he expected it to be. He said that it was ''..kind of a drag..'' and that ''..you're happy when it ends.'' Howard said that he wants everyone to go see it so George Lucas will make another one and hopefully do it right next time. Howard said it's the weakest of all of the Star Wars movies. Howard even went as far as to explain what the movie should have been. Howard suggested that George Lucas should step down and let someone else direct the next movie.
Mob Rat Anthony Fiato Calls In. 5/10/99. 7:10am
An ex-mafia guy by the name of Anthony Fiato called in to plug his book ''The Animal in Hollywood: Anthony Fiato's Life in the Mafia.'' Unfortunately he was on a crappy phone and was kind of hard to understand at times. He told Howard about how he got started in the mob at 17 years old and eventually had to get out and snitch on some people to save his brother. He also had a story about how he got to bang Denise Brown, OJ Simson's ex-sister-in-law. He even said that after Stuttering John did an interview with Denise he was ready to take him out. John said that he's really paranoid now after hearing that. After the interview Howard got call from a guy in the mafia who was pissed at Howard for having a ''rat'' on the air. Fiato called back in and argued with the guy for a few minutes but eventually gave up and hung up the phone.
Jenna Jameson, Nikki Tyler & Lesbian Sex Winner Come In. 5/10/99. 7:55am
Last Monday Howard held a Lesbian Dating game with porn stars Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. The two of them picked one lucky winner to have a lesbian threesome. All three of them came in this morning and told Howard what happened when they got together. It turned out to be a very short love making experience. It only lasted about 20 minutes but Kim, the winner, said that she had 2 orgasms in that time. They all went to a hotel room and went at it for a little while. They explained how they used Saran Wrap as protection while giving oral sex to Kim. Kim said that felt great. There were no complaints from any of the women. Another woman who played the dating game called in and offered herself up as a consolation prize but Howard said no to that even though Jenna and Nikki were up for it. That woman was really hot and both Jenna and Nikki said they wished they had chosen her. Not that Kim was bad but Sheri was really hot. Nikki Tyler has a new DVD coming out soon and you can pre-order that at www.AdultDVDEmpire.com. You can also check her out at www.nikkityler.com. Jenna can be found at www.clubenna.com and www.jennaart.com where you'll find artwork of Jenna.
Marty Ingels Calls In. 5/10/99. 8:45am
The very annoying Marty Ingels called in this morning. You may remember a few weeks back Marty and his wife Shirley Jones called in to talk about the Parent Television Council. They were involved in the PTC, which is trying to get Howard off the air, and Howard tried to talk them into getting out of it. They did get out of it after the very loooong phone call and Howard wanted to tell Marty that he was glad they're out now. The two of them went at it again for over 20 minutes. Marty was still defending what the PTC is doing but then he asked Howard out to dinner. He's a really strange guy. Needless to say, nothing was solved by this phone call. Marty can't make up his mind whether or not he likes what Howard does or not.
Benjy Hanging With Whores & Pimps? 5/10/99. 9:15am
Howard brought Benjy into the studio to talk about how he's been hanging out with hookers and pimps lately. Howard said Ronnie the limo driver saw Benjy out talking to some hookers the other day. Benjy said that he gets a kick out of asking them ''how much?'' He even admitted that he's gotten ''hand play'' from some hookers. He said that he negotiates some really good prices sometimes. He claims that he's never had intercourse and he doesn't plan to. He's afraid of getting diseases even if he had a condom on. Howard also heard a story about one of the female interns who works on the show. He wanted to talk to her about the story but she didn't want to talk. That led to Howard getting on Gary's case for misleading him about whether or not the intern would want to talk about it on the air. Howard told Gary that he really needs to think about stuff before telling Howard. He even suggested that he hang a sign over his desk that says ''THINK'' to remind him.
-- Tuesday May 11, 1999 --
Elizabeth Sabine The Rockin' 75 Year Old. 5/11/99. 7:10am
This woman Elizabeth Sabine is a 75 year old woman who teaches singers how to use their voices correctly. She called in to plug her manual ''Unleash The Passion.'' She claims to have taught Axl Rose and Chuck Norris among many other famous people. Howard spent a few minutes talking to her and finding out about her. Howard heard she has a 45 year old boyfriend but Elizabeth said that they don't have sex. Howard had her sing a little bit for him also. She did what she called ''hard rock'' for Howard but she didn't sing it, she talked it. She did sing a little bit of ''Amazing Grace'' which went okay. You can order her manual and tapes by calling 818-761-6747.
Big Foot Matt McGroary Comes In. 5/11/99. 7:20am
Seven foot six inch tall Matt McGroary came in to hang out for a few minutes this morning. Matt holds the Guinness world record for having the largest foot. He's been on the show a few times in the past. As soon as he came in Howard noticed that he had a problem with his eye. Matt said that the surgery he had to repair his lazy eye didn't go too well and now it's all messed up. If you caught Howard's Saturday night show you may have seen Matt on there with his 6'4'' tall girlfriend. He said that he's broken up with her since that appearance. He said that she was ''too clingy.'' Matt is now an actor and has done 2 music videos and a couple of movies. He claims that his acting is paying the bills without another job. It didn't take long for Howard to ask Matt how big his penis is. Matt claims that it's larger than 10 inches and he has to special order condoms. He says that he got laid when he was 14 years old by some college girl who thought he was older. He told Howard that he doesn't like anal sex but Howard tried talking him into doing a porno where he'd have anal with Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Howard said he'd produce something like that. Howard gave out Matt's manager's number in case someone out there wants to give him a job. You can reach Andy at 818-692-5784.
Gary Garver Interview. 5/11/99. 7:55am
Howard played tape of Gary Garver's interview with olympic gymnast Kerri Strug. Gary asked her the generic questions like ''Who are you?'' and ''What did you do?'' before asking her to do a split for him. She actually did the split right there in front of him. He then asked her ''Are you taller than Paul Simon?'' she said she wasn't sure how tall he was but she's 4'10'' tall. Then Gary asked her ''Have you ever done a split and gotten stuck to the floor?'' That was the last question of course.
Actress Ione Skye Comes In. 5/11/99. 8:00am
Actress Ione Skye came in to promote her new movie ''Mascara'' which comes out May 14. It's a small independent film so it only opens in Los Angeles and New York. Ione's been in movies like ''River's Edge'', ''Say Anything'' and ''A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon.'' Howard spent most of the interview talking to Ione about her famous father Donovan. Ione didn't get to know her father since he left her mother when she was still pregnant with Ione. She eventually got to meet her dad but he didn't have much interest in her or her brother. At one point Howard brought up Benjy's pre-interview with Ione. Apparently while Benjy was doing the phone pre-interview Ione thought they were hitting it off pretty good so she asked Benjy what he looked like. Benjy told Howard that's the one time he wished he was good looking. Howard then decided to bring Benjy in to show Ione what he looked like. KC came in first to fool Ione but then big fat Benjy waddled in. Howard asked Ione if she'd ever date someone like him and she was speechless. After that Howard moved on to Ione's marriage to Adam Horowitz from the Beastie Boys. They're in the process of getting a divorce after a 7 year marriage. Ione said she's saddened by the breakup. Then Howard found out that Ione has dated a couple of women after they broke up. Of course Howard took that tidbit and ran with it. He spent pretty much the rest of the interview talking about that and finding out how she got into that. Ione also told Howard that she appears nude in ''Mascara'' so check it out if you get a chance.
Jenny Jones Court Case Juror Comes In. 5/11/99. 9:00am
One of the jurors from the recent Jenny Jones court case came in this morning. Sarah Colonberg was one of the jurors who found that the Jenny Jones show was liable for the death of a guest. Howard thinks it's the wrong outcome for the case. He argued with Sarah for about a half hour about the case. Sarah told Howard that the Jenny Jones people warned Jonathan Schmitz that when he went on the show he'd be meeting a secret admirer who could be a man, woman or transvestite. Schmitz later shot the man who was the secret admirer. Howard thought the case should be over right there because the guy knew what he was in for. Sarah said that the Jones show misled Schmitz into thinking he'd be meeting a woman on the show. Howard told Sarah that the jury just needed someone with deep pockets to pay the dead guy's family. Since the guy who killed Scott Amadore doesn't have big money they have to find someone else responsible for Schmitz's actions. Sarah didn't change her views even after all of Howard's arguments. This was an exclusive interview for Howard. Sarah said that she's a big fan of his and this is the only interview she was willing to do.
-- Wednesday May 12, 1999 --
More Star Wars Reviews. 5/12/99. 6:15am
Stuttering John and Fred both managed to get into a screening of the new Star Wars movie. This morning they both said that it's better than Howard led them to believe. John said he'd give it at least 3 stars if he were to review it. Howard said that he'd give it one star. Fred also said he enjoyed the movie although it is geared more toward kids. Howard gave his review on Monday.
Jackie's Hair Cut. 5/12/99. 6:25am
Howard mentioned that Jackie's new hair cut looked very disturbing. Jackie got his famous pony tail cut off and now looks like a gym teacher according to Howard. Jackie said the pony tail was a pain in the ass so he went in and got it all cut off. Even he admits it looks kind of bizarre.
Stuttering John Interviews. 5/12/99. 7:30am
Stuttering John was at the Drama League Awards last night and got a few celebrity interviews. First up was olympic gymnast and Peter Pan star Kathy Rigby. John started out real smooth with a Columbine High School question but then asked her a couple of goofy questions like ''Does your husband enjoy your athletics in bed?'', ''Do you ever fart while flying around as Peter Pan?'' and ''Have you ever banged your privates on the parallel bars?'' Kathy answered the questions but seemed a little puzzled by the questions. John asked her another serious question about the U.S. in Kosovo then a bunch of goofy questions again. Kathy stuck through about 10 questions and told John that it was a very interesting interview.
Scott Glenn was up next. John went through about 15 questions with this guy. He stuck through them but got pissed off more and more as each question went by. When John asked him ''How often do you masturbate?'' Glenn said ''That's a f'n rude question!'' but continued to put up with John. The final straw, so to speak, was the question ''Have you ever had your ear wax sucked out with a straw?'' Scott wrestled with John's microphones and left the interview.
The last interview was Brian Denehy. Denehy recognized John right away. He answered a couple of questions but told John that he's a fan of Don Imus and a friend of the Greaseman. He's not a fan of Howard's. He didn't give any real answers to Johns questions and only stuck with it for a minute. After that interview John was tossed out of the event.
Mark The Hermaphrodite Comedian. 5/12/99. 8:25am
This very strange guy came in this morning to talk to Howard about being a hermaphrodite. 35 year old Mark claims that he used to have both a penis and a vagina. He told Howard that his father had his vagina sewn up when he was a teenager. Mark was wearing all kinds of feminist buttons and t-shirt. He also sounded a little, uh, slow. Howard asked him if he rode the little yellow bus when he was in school. Mark claims that he went to Boston University for a year and eventually got a degree in Veterinary Assistance or something like that. After talking to Mark for a while Howard found out that Mark was sexually abused as a child. Howard suggested that perhaps that sexual abuse led to Mark just thinking that he was a hermaphrodite. Maybe that's why he was wearing anti-rape buttons on his t-shirt. Mark claims that his father used to force him into oral sex when he was only 8 years old. Mark is also a comedian so he did a couple of jokes for Howard. His delivery is a dull monotone and the jokes weren't that great. Howard had to hit the delay button on one joke because it was too dirty to air.
Zoot's Philippine Crucifixion Tapes. 5/12/99. 9:00am
This guy Zoot and his Filipino wife Nelia came in to show Howard some tapes of Crucifixion reenactments from the Philippines. Howard spent some time talking to Zoot and his wife about how they met. Every time Howard would ask Nelia a question Zoot would answer for her. He rarely let her speak for herself. Zoot went down to the Philippines to video tape these bizarre crucifixion reenactments that they do down there. The people actually nail people to crosses and Zoot caught it on tape. He's selling copies on his web site www.crucifyme.com. Howard watched a clip of the tape and it sounded pretty nasty. He caught the blood and gore on the tape. He also has tape of cock fights and stuff like that. Howard had Zoot and Nelia hang out for about a half hour. They spent a lot of time taking phone calls from other guys who have found wives down in the Philippines. The guys agree that the women are more respectful and subservient than the women in the U.S. Zoot told Howard that Nelia used to spoon feed him when they first got together. She doesn't do that anymore but she still has meals ready for him every night.
-- Thursday May 13, 1999 --
Cell Phones, Recycling And Sex During Periods. 5/13/99. 6:40am
A listener called in and asked Howard what kind of cellular phone he used. That turned into a 20 minute discussion about how Howard thinks that cell phones may cause brain cancer. He said that he tries to avoid using the phones as much as possible. That somehow led to a discussion about how recycling is a pain in the ass. Gary was explaining how he has to separate all of his crap and how the recycling guys actually have a check list and reject his recycle bins sometimes. A lot of the crew said that they don't bother recycling because it's such a pain. Then the discussion somehow turned to having sex with a woman during her period. Howard and Stuttering John both said they have no problem with it but Gary does. Howard even said that he'll do oral on his wife during her period. John said one time after having sex with a girl during her period it looked like he'd murdered someone.
''101 Signs Of A Cheating Man'' Book. 5/13/99. 7:20am
The author of ''101 Signs of a Cheating Man'', Duane West, called in to promote the book. Duane, who calls himself D, is an ex-football player. He wrote the book so perhaps he could help some people in their relationships. Howard went through some of the tips in the book and they're really obvious signs that women should be able to pick up on. Howard brought up some of them while D was on the phone but after he got off the phone he went through even more of them. Howard was laughing hysterically while he read them because they're so obvious. Here are a few examples.. You know you're man is cheating when:
- You find a picture of your man kissing another woman
- Your man comes home with no underwear on
- Your man is wearing jewelry with another woman's name engraved on it
- Your man stays out all night and you don't know where he is
- Your man avoids contact with you after being out late
- You find stains on your mans car seats and dirty sheets in the trunk
- Your man gives you a sexually transmitted disease
- You find an open condom wrapper under a couch or bed in a room you don't usually have sex in
- Your man has a phone book filled with other women's phone numbers
- Your man calls ex-girlfriends regularly
Those were just a few of the examples of what Howard read. Howard said there are some spelling mistakes in the book also. Howard did say it was the best book every written though. Howard took some phone calls for D and most people thought it was pretty stupid. One guy asked if the book was yellow and black and called ''Cheating for Dummies.'' You can find out more about the book at www.duanewest.com.
No DirtyOnline.com For Howard. 5/13/99. 8:30am
This woman Crystal from www.dirtyonline.com called in and wanted Howard to try out her live sex video feed. There was some confusion when she first got on and she gave out the web site address. When Howard tried to get on the site it was so crammed up with listeners of his show that he was unable to get on himself. He quickly gave up and hung up on Crystal. Howard said that's what sucks about the internet, ''.. you get 10 people on a web site and it crashes...''
Bill Maher Calls In. 5/13/99. 8:35am
Bill Maher, host of ABC's ''Politically Incorrect'', called in this morning. The first thing Howard did was prove to Bill that he was the one who pitched the concept of ''Politically Incorrect'' to Comedy Central. Howard said Bill never believed that story so today he had Vinnie Favale from CBS back up his story. At the time Vinnie was the Vice President of programming at Comedy Central and he remembers what happened. Howard explained it all and Vinnie backed up the story. Bill didn't seem to care and said that he approached Comedy Central with his own treatment after Howard had decided not to go to Comedy Central. After that Howard spent some time talking to Bill about his dating habits and whether or not he's ever been caught cheating. Bill told one story about how he got caught because he'd given his phone number to a stripper. She called his house and ended up talking to the woman who Bill was living with at the time. Howard also asked Bill about a rumor he heard. The rumor was that Bill used to pleasure himself into a pillowcase before doing his show each night. Bill said that was untrue although he has pleasured himself so he'd be able to take a short nap before doing the show. He said he never used a pillowcase. Howard and Bill also argued a little bit about the situation over in Kosovo for a few minutes. ''Politically Incorrect'' will be doing the show in London next week. That was the main reason for Bill's call this morning. Bill's also appearing at the Navy Pier in Chicago on June 5.
Dr. John Sarno Calls In. 5/13/99. 9:15am
Howard calls Dr. Sarno a Saint. Sarno called in and Howard kept asking him about what it's like to be a Saint. Sarno says that he's not a Saint and he'd just like to be remembered as a good doctor and a good observer. He claims that Sarno cured him of severe back pain and even his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Sarno has written books about how many common pains are psychological. Howard claims that was the case with his back and shoulder pain he used to have. Howard even had a story about an employee on Rosie O'Donnell's show who went to Sarno for her crippling ankle pain and was cured by him in a very short period of time. Sarno even says pains such as carpal tunnel and allergies can be explained by his books. Howard really pushed the books and said he loves this guy. The latest book, ''The Mindbody Prescription : Healing the Body, Healing the Pain'' is about a year old and the other book ''Healing Back Pain : The Mind-Body Connection'' is about 7 years old.
KC Goes Soup Shopping. 5/13/99. 9:30am
Howard was in the mood for soup this morning so he sent KC out with a walkie talkie to read off the local soup shop's menu. While KC was running down to get the soup menu a listener called in and told Howard how Jackie and Stuttering John were out at a Yankee baseball game last light. That led to a whole long story about how John stayed in the same bed as Jackie in this tiny little hotel room in the city. Not only did they sleep in the same bed but they both slept in their underwear. Jackie jokingly said they cuddled but there was no kissing. According to John the two of them drank about 2 six packs of beer each during the game. During the conversation KC chimed in with the soup menu. After Howard changed his mind 10 times he finally gave KC the soup order for himself, Jackie and Fred. Jackie and John continued to tell their goofy story while KC got the soup. When KC got back Howard pulled out the cups of soup and none of them were marked and the order was screwed up. Big surprise.
Dave And Scott From KUFO Come In. 5/13/99. 10:10am
Two guys from Howard's Portland, Oregon affiliate, KUFO FM 101.1, came in to say ''hi'' to Howard this morning. Howard just wanted them to come in quickly to meet them but they ended up sitting on the couch talking with Howard for quite a while. Portland is the home of Gary the Retard so Howard brought that up. The bad news is that Gary is getting his front teeth fixed. For those of you who haven't seen him, he's missing his two upper front teeth and his tongue is always licking that empty spot. Howard said they're fixing something that isn't broken. That's one of the funny things about the guy and they've convinced him to get it fixed. Gary's also got an agent now.
-- Friday May 14, 1999 --
Howard Goes To ''Notting Hill'' Movie Premiere. 5/14/99. 6:10am
Howard told his story about going to Julia Roberts' new movie premiere last night. His agent talked him into going with him because it was supposed to start pretty early. He thought it was just a screening but it turned out to be the premiere. Howard explained how there weren't that many famous celebrities there. He did get to meet Liza Minelli though. He said it was very awkward meeting her because they didn't really have anything to say to each other. Howard said they just starred at each other for a minute. He said she's not as thin as she used to be. Howard said that he really enjoyed the movie and said that he thinks it'll be the blockbuster movie of the summer. Moreso than the new Star Wars movie. No one else in the studio agrees with that though.
Stuttering John Interviews. 5/14/99. 6:50am
Stuttering John was also at the ''Notting Hill'' premiere last night to get some interviews. Unfortunately there weren't many famous celebrities there. John got Rob Morrow who used to be on the TV show ''Northern Exposure.'' John's best question was ''Is it over?'' Rob said ''Is what over?'' John finishes the question ''Your 15 minutes of fame.'' John got a couple of other questions off but Rob ran away pretty quick. John then got some designer Vivian Tan. He asked her if there are too many Jews in Hollywood. She said she wouldn't answer questions like that and ran off. Then Howard and John discussed how Tom Chiusano had to lecture John about who he works for. John has been telling celebrities that he works for CBS Broadcasting but he actually works for CBS radio and Eyemark Entertainment TV so now he has to use that info when people ask him who he works for. John got an interview with Tim Robbins but Tim was really uptight and wouldn't answer many of his questions. The final interview was with Jane Pratt from ''Jane'' magazine. She knew who John was so she hung in through a few questions. Howard said it's better when people don't know where John is from.
Stone Cold Steve Austin Comes In. 5/14/99. 7:30am
WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin came in for a quick visit this morning. Steve is appearing on ''Nash Bridges'' tonight on CBS at 10pm so he came in to plug that. Stone Cold will also be wrestling The Undertaker on Pay-Per-View on May 23. This is his second appearance on the show. The last time he was on the show got it's highest ratings ever so they had him back. Howard spoke to Steve about that and about his divorce. Last time Steve was on with Howard he said that he was in the process of getting a divorce. Steve is now officially divorced but said he couldn't talk about the details. Howard took a bunch of calls for Steve including one from a crying 16 year old girl. She told Steve that he inspired her to lose 35 pounds somehow. She also asked Steve if he was looking for a woman. She's just a little too young for him. Stone Cold didn't stay around too long, he was only there for about 20 minutes.
The Interns Say Goodbye. 5/14/99. 8:35am
Today is the last day for the latest batch of interns on the show. Gary picked out a few of the most interesting ones and brought them in to the studio. First up was Kyle. Gary said that 22 year old Kyle learned to do something while he was in New York. Kyle just learned to masturbate! Apparently he never did it as a child. He said something about how he was known for sleeping around with women but he never pleasured himself. Kyle said his room mate is always doing it and it must have rubbed off on him. The next intern was Brian. Brian came in and kissed Howard's ass for a couple of minutes. He just wanted everyone to know that Howard's really a nice guy off the air. He also said that he's very impressed with Robin's breasts. Maryann the intern came in because she was willing to lick Benjy's arm pit just so she could play the Mike Walker game. It turns out she's really good friends with Benjy and the two of them hang out a lot. Gary did point out that he gave her two options, make out with Benjy or lick his armpit. She chose the latter. After giving Howard a hug she actually did lick Benjy's armpit! The last intern to say goodbye was Regan. Regan is Scott the Engineer's intern. She also kissed a little ass and said she really enjoyed her internship. She said Scott is a really great guy. Regan asked if she could play the gossip game but Howard told her that she didn't lick an armpit.
The Gossip Game With Maryann The Intern. 5/14/99. 9:10am
Earlier in the morning Howard said that Evan, the 17 year old kid who runs Bumble Bee tuna, would be playing the gossip game today. Evan couldn't make it in this morning for some reason so Maryann the intern was the only guest playing. Mike is over in London this week so he brought up this guy Chris Evans who is a bad Howard Stern imitator over there. Mike said that Evans' TV show has lost all of it's ratings and now the guy and his crew have been doing the show naked trying to get ratings. After talking about that for a few minutes Mike got around to doing the game. Each week he calls in with 4 gossip stories. Three of them are from his National Enquirer column, one of them is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. Here are this week's stories:
1. Pop singer Ricky Martin almost lost the lyrics to his hit song after writing them on a napkin at a restaurant. He had to search through the garbage to find them after the waiter threw them out.
2. Sharon Stone has become an ordained minister and is now preaching to people.
3. Anthony Edwards gave mouth to mouth to some woman's dog that had collapsed out on the street. He revived the dog and sent the woman to a Veterinarian.
4. Actor John Hurt decided to do a low budget movie with the famous actor Morgan Freeman directing. When he showed up on the set he was upset that it wasn't the famous Morgan Freeman, it was Morgan J. Freeman the director.
Robin picked number 1 as the false story. Howard, Maryann and Jackie all chose number 3 as the false story. The actual false story this week was number one. Robin was the only winner this week.
Howard Yells At Stupid Mother. 5/14/99. 9:35am
This woman called in late this morning to complain about how Stone Cold Steve Austin ignored her and her child this morning. She explained how she brought her 8 year old son down to the building where Howard does his show so he could meet Stone Cold as he was leaving. She complained that Austin was on the phone when he came out of the elevator and he ignored her and her son. She told Howard that his phone call could have waited while he autographed her son's stuff. Of course her son was upset that Austin didn't stop for him and he started crying. Howard let her tell her story then proceeded to tell her how stupid she was. He pointed out that she was the one who set her son up for disappointment. It wasn't Austin's fault. Howard said Stone Cold was on a call to another radio station he promised to do an interview with. The woman refused to take responsibility for what she had done. She was still blaming it all on Stone Cold. Howard told her that she shouldn't have taken her son out of school to do such a frivolous thing. Eventually the woman got so upset with Howard that she called him a f-ing asshole and hung up on him. Shortly after that a child psychologist called in and agreed with what Howard was saying. She suggested that the woman get that child into therapy as soon as possible. She even said that the woman is a danger to her child. A couple of other women called in and agreed with Howard also.