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For The Week Of 3/1/99 to 3/5/99

-- Monday March 1, 1999 --

Robin's Trip To London. 3/1/99. 6:05am
First thing this morning Howard asked Robin what she did over the weekend. Robin told him that she flew to London with her boyfriend who remains nameless at this time. She told Howard that she flew out Friday evening courtesy of Virgin Atlantic Airways and stayed until Sunday. She and her boyfriend went to see the play ''Defending The Caveman'' on Saturday and went to the Sherlock Holmes museum on Sunday before they flew home. Robin said Virgin gave her the trip so she could experience the new ''upper class'' section of the flight. A woman who was on the same flight called in to tell Howard that Robin's boyfriend was one of the ''finest black men'' she's ever seen. She also said that Robin was downgraded to business class on the flight. There was another flight that had to take up the extra seats on Robin's flight so she got knocked down a class. Robin said that was okay because the flight was free for her anyway. Howard was surprised that she'd make such a trip on a normal 2 day weekend.
AFA Fails To Stop Willoughby Brewing Company In Cleveland. 3/1/99. 6:55am
The owner of a brewing company in Cleveland, Ohio called Howard this morning to tell him that he won't be caving in to the American Family Association's letter writing campaign. TJ from the Willoughby Brewing Company said that he advertised on Howard's show and received a threatening letter from these religious freaks and it scared him. He said that he sent the letter to his attorney and the attorney told him to stop advertising on the show if he wants the letters to stop. TJ said he decided not to do that and to stay with the advertising because Stern fans do listen to the advertisements and will use his business. Howard told the guy that the AFA is just one guy, Reverend Donald Wildmon, or one of his cronies who have a computer and make the AFA look like a big threat. Howard just wants other advertisers to know that what the AFA is trying to do reminds him of Nazi Germany in World War II. He says that listeners have to use the advertisers that advertise on your local station. If the advertisers don't back down to these freaks then he'll be able to remain on the air.
Kimberly Taylor Calls In. 3/1/99. 7:20am
Penthouse Pet and old friend of the show, Kimberly Taylor, called in this morning. Kimberly was promoting the fact that she's in Daytona Beach, Florida for Bike Week. She's doing interviews on the street for www.bikeweek1999.com. Howard wanted to talk to Kimberly because she said that she slept with a woman last night but the phone volume was so low that he couldn't deal with it. The other woman was there when Howard picked up the phone and Howard wanted to get into it but it was too annoying. He just let her give out her plug and moved on after just a couple of minutes.
Clean Up Day. 3/1/99. 7:40am
Howard was calling today ''Clean Up Day'' because he has so much crap on his console that he wanted to go through it all and get it out of the way. He has tons of tapes and crap just lying around and he just wants it gone. He also spent a few minutes trying to understand a Superman cartoon he saw recently. He said that he didn't understand why Superman was weakened by some enemy that was able to use electricity on him. He told Robin that there should be rules in the world of superhero's. He also said that he's working on producing a movie (Fartman?) where there are rules for the powers the superhero has. Howard hasn't made any official announcement about the movie yet but it sure sounds like it's in the works. Howard cleaned up by first playing tape of Dennis Rodman's press conference from last week. He got the whole tape where Dennis was crying and yelling at the press about why he was holding the press conference. Howard also read one of Larry King's stupid newspaper columns and talked about how Sonny Bono's mother is upset by the way his widow has moved on with her life so quickly. Howard also mentioned that his boss, Mel Karmazin, is thinking about buying NBC. Howard was almost brought to tears when he read an article about Gene Siskel's final days alive. He quickly changed the subject after that though. I don't think Howard got to much of his junk this morning. Earlier in the morning he said he had tons of tapes to go through but he didn't get to many of them at all. He did manage to review a couple of movies that he saw over the weekend. He said he saw ''Disturbing Behavior'' and part of ''Rush Hour.'' He said they were both pretty good although he didn't finish watching ''Rush Hour'' because he had to shower. Robin said that she saw ''Pleasantville'' on her airline flight and said it was pretty good. She said she tried to watch ''What Dreams May Come'' but it was just the worst movie she's seen.
Wheelchair Bob Meets Howard. 3/1/99. 9:40am
This guy in a wheelchair just showed up at the radio station this morning wanting to meet Howard. Howard said that he didn't want to look bad by turning away a handicapped dude so he let him come in. After waiting forever for KC to bring the guy in he got to meet 21 year old Wheelchair Bob. Bob suffers from Muscular Dystrophy. When he talks he kind of sounds like Jackie doing an impression of Robin talking in that high pitched scream that he does. Bob told Howard that he wanted to come up to have third input sex with Robin. He said that he's in the city attending school and he decided to drop by. Howard liked him enough to suggest that they include him in the next ''Hollyweird Squares.'' Bob said he'd also like to meet a porn star and have sex with her like the listener did with Christi Lake a few weeks back. Howard said he'd like to see that happen. Bob said that he has gotten laid before and his equipment does work. He admitted it was with a whore but hey, the guy's in a wheelchair, where else is he gonna get some? Howard noticed that Bob is a really happy guy even though he's stuck in a wheelchair and has to pee in a portable urinal when he's out and about. Bob said that he'll just take a leak into his little bottle even when he's out on the streets of New York. Howard asked him how he takes a crap. Bob said he has a special chair that someone has to put him on which wheels over to the toilet. All of that and he's happier than Howard. Bob said that he was on America Online but got kicked off for too much sex talk. He has some voice recognition software that he uses on his computer. Hopefully we'll be hearing from Bob in the future.
-- Tuesday March 2 , 1999 --
Another Clean Up Day. 3/2/99. 6:05am
Howard spent some time today playing tapes that he had lying around and talking about a bunch of assorted subjects. There wasn't anything specific that was interesting but I didn't want to leave out the first hour of the show.
Gary's ''Fashion Emergency'' Make Over. 3/2/99. 7:00am
Baba Booey got a make over yesterday so Howard had to wait an hour to see what he looked like today. Gary hid himself from Howard until Brenda Cooper from the E! cable show ''Fashion Emergency'' (weeknights on E! at 6:30pm) came in this morning. Brenda made Gary over yesterday and it was quite a drastic change according to Gary. Brenda came in so Howard spent a few minutes talking to her before bringing Gary in. It turns out that Brenda is the woman who actor Corben Bernsen cheated on within 2 weeks of their wedding. Corben told the story on Howard's show years ago about how he cheated on this woman. Brenda said she found out about the cheating after he was on the show. She had no idea he was doing that at the time. After that discussion Howard had Gary come in to show off his first new look, ''New Producer.'' When he walked in there was a lot of laughter from both Howard and Jackie. Gary's hair has been straightened out and his ''uni-brow'' eye brow has been split so he doesn't look so much like a monkey. He was wearing a suede jacket of some type and had some feminine hygiene pads inside to keep it safe from his sweat. Howard said he looked like ''Bob's Big Boy'' the restaurant mascot. After the first new look Gary went out to change outfits. Howard spent some time talking to Brenda about how she dated Steven Tyler from Aerosmith for a while. She said she didn't remember much about it and didn't even remember if they'd slept together or not. She also worked on Fran Dresher's show ''The Nanny'' as the fashion designer for a few years. She started to tell Howard about how Fran treated her like crap the day she was ready to have her baby and she had to quit her job. She was very reluctant to get into details and said she didn't remember a lot of what Fran said to her but it was ''mean.'' Howard had to bail out on that discussion since she wasn't giving out the details and Gary was in to show off his ''Going to the Hamptons'' look. Gary didn't look too good in this outfit because Howard said the jacket and shirt were too tight on him. Brenda also said that the colors were wrong for him. They figured out that summer colors are not the right one's for Gary. Howard was running out of time to have Gary change into his third outfit so he ended the interview with Brenda. Gary did come in a short time later in his ''CEO'' look. Howard told him he really looked good and said it was his best look yet. Howard doesn't expect him to dress that nice every day though. It takes a lot for Howard to say Gary actually looks good so he must have really had some nice clothes on. One caller told Howard that ''You can shave an ape but, he's still an ape.'' I wonder how long Gary will keep this new look... Will he be dressed in his t-shirt and jeans tomorrow or next week?
Scott And Grandpa Meet Anastasia The Whore. 3/2/99. 8:35am
A few weeks back Howard held a contest where a listener got the chance to have sex with porn star Christi Lake. One of the contestants was actually a team of Scott and his Grandfather. 20 year old Scott was in an accident a couple years back and had a little bit of brain damage. He's just a little slow now but he can't get laid and he's still a virgin. Long story short.. Scott lost the contest. A short time later this woman Anastasia called in and offered her services to Scott and Grandpa for free. Howard met her a couple weeks back and she turned out to be a great looking 25 year old. Howard told Scott and G'pa about it and today all three of them came down to the studio. Howard made sure to make it clear that he's not hooking them up himself since prostitution is illegal. Howard was just ''introducing'' them and if they wanted to set up a ''date'' they could do so. Both Scott and his 77 year old Grandpa are planning on having sex with this woman and she doesn't have any problem with that. Anastasia came in dressed in a bikini and some kind of see through dress. Scott said that she was a 10. They all sat down and spoke for a while about everything. Anastasia said that she's not charging any money for this so it's not prostitution. She said that she's doing it as a ''community service'' for Howard. Howard told her not to do him any favors, just go out with them if she wants to. Anastasia said she doesn't have a problem doing it with Grandpa because she's done it with a man who was 98. Of course there were people calling in trying to find out how to get in touch with Anastasia but she said she doesn't need that because her ''circle of friends'' is so big now that she doesn't need anymore. Ana also said that she doesn't get paid hourly, she just has people who ''take care of her'' financially. She doesn't kiss her ''friends'' when she has sex and she doesn't allow any other fluids to be exchanged. Everyone has to wear a condom. Scott started to get greedy when he asked if he could have a threesome with Anastasia. He wants to have Ana and another woman at the same time. Anastasia said that she's bi-sexual and wouldn't have a problem with that but this will be Scott's first time. She thinks that it should be a one on one thing for him. Grandpa, on the other hand, wants to go for anal on the first swing. Grandpa said he hasn't had sex in 7 or 8 years with his wife. He says she'll understand it if he has sex with a young woman. There was one old man who said that Grandpa was disgracing all Grandfathers by doing this. Grandpa's got nothing to lose so why not take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity? Everyone will be back to talk about the sex if and when this ever happens. Stay tuned..
Deciding On Guests. 3/2/99. 9:20am
Last week on Howard's syndicated Saturday night show there was a whole commercial break taken up by a music video by this white rapper Eminem (pronounce M&M). It turns out Eminem wants to come on the show. Howard likes part of his song ''My Name Is'' but not the whole thing. He likes the part where he sings ''My name is, my name is.. Slim Shady.'' Howard's not sure if he wants the guy to sing the whole song or not. Another guest Howard was trying to decide on was Fat Boy Slim who does another song that Howard likes. Howard said that maybe they could have Fat Boy Slim perform his song with the lyrics ''Right about now, funk soul brother..'' while Eminem watches. Gary suggested that they ask Eminem just sing the part that Howard likes over and over again instead of doing the regular song. Howard said that might be a little insulting to Eminem so that won't happen. So the fate of these two guests are up in the air at this time. If you're a fan of either one, keep your fingers crossed.
-- Wednesday March 3 , 1999 --
Trudy Styler(Sting's Wife) Calls In. 3/3/99. 6:50am
Trudy Styler called in to promote a movie she produced over in England called ''Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.'' The movie is being released here in the U.S. on Friday. Trudy has been on the show many times in the past with her husband Sting. She's a producer on this new movie and told Howard she put in about $180,000 and will probably make back about a million. The film made about $18 million over in England. Trudy told Howard that Sting is in Italy making a new album while she stays in their home in England. Howard spent a few minutes talking to Trudy about this ''Tantric Sex'' that she and Sting practice. Apparently Sting is able to hold out for 4 hours when they use these techniques. Howard said he'd like Trudy to teach him these techniques but she said she couldn't tell him how to do it, she'd have to show him. Howard's up for that but his wife might get a little upset. Trudy told Howard that he may finally get to see her lovely breasts because she just finished a new movie where she does a nude scene. We'll probably hear more about that when it's released. Howard told Trudy that he heard that Sting is thinking about getting The Police back together to make a new album. Trudy told Howard that it's the last thing Sting would do. He has no desire to get the group back together.
Gary's Head / KC's Apartment Hunt. 3/3/99. 7:25am
Yesterday Gary showed off his new look after getting a make over. His hair was straightened out with a chemical relaxer. This morning he said that his head was burning from the chemicals and he was unable to even brush his hair this morning. That led to Howard goofing on how bad he looked this morning. He told Gary that his flattened hair made his head look even more bizarre than usual. That led to Howard telling Gary what was wrong with his face and neck. At one point plastic surgeon Dr. Sal Calabro called in to say that he could fix up Gary's chubby neck with a little liposuction. He also said that if they did that they could tighten up the neck muscles and make his lower lip stick out less. Gary said that he's not a believer in unnecessary surgery so he won't be doing it. He thinks he can just lose a little more weight and he'll look fine. KC was also in the studio to talk about his strange encounter while he was out apartment hunting in New York City. He told a story about going to this really great apartment that seemed too good to be true. When he got there he said the guy was all greasy and covered with warts. The guy was giving off a ''gay vibe'' right away and was touching KC and having him walk into the apartment ahead of him so he could check him out from behind. The apartment was great but KC said that when the guy admitted that he ''prefers the company of men'' he was out of there. Not that he has anything against gay men, it's just that he doesn't want to live with that around him all the time. He said that the two bedrooms were connected by a bathroom and the main bedroom for the guy that lives there has about 4 doors leading to it. Benjy said that he also checked out that apartment about 2 months ago and was also freaked out by the set up of the place. KC said that he thinks he needs to live alone, not with a roommate.
The Gang Bang Summit. 3/3/99. 8:05am
Howard brought together 4 porn stars who have done these big gang bang movies. That has been some controversy over who has actually done what in the gang bangs so Howard wanted to straighten it out. He had Houston and Anabel Chong in the studio and Jasmine St. Claire and Spontaneous Xctsay on the phone. Anabell was the first woman to do 251 guys in a gang bang movie. Then Jasmine St. Claire did 300. After that was Spontaneous Xctsay who claims to have done 552. Houston is the latest who claims she did 620 guys! Most of the controversy is between Jasmine and Spontaneous. Jasmine said she heard there were no more than 70 or 80 guys in her movie but Spon says different. Spon claims that her big thing was that she didn't have to ice herself down after doing all of those guys but Jasmine had to ice down after about 100 guys. Spon believes that if you have to ice down you're doing too much and shouldn't do it. Ana said she didn't need ice for her 251 guys. She claimed that it took about 10 hours to do that 251. Spon said it took her 6 hours to do 552 and Houston took about 9 hours to do 620. They all claimed that they can prove how many guys they did by bringing out the AIDS tests that were done for each person. Howard took a bunch of phone calls, mostly from Spon fans, who claimed they were there and saw at least 400 guys there. Houston said that they had at least 300 guys at hers and she performed 650 acts on those men. What a ridiculous argument this was.. Anyway, someone suggested that they put all four of them together in one movie to see who could hold out the longest. The only one who agreed to doing something like that was Spon. She said she loves doing what she does so much that she'd do it in a second. Everyone else said no to it. Gary came in at one point and told Howard that Houston's porn star friend Madelyn Knight was out in the green room. She had an interesting background so Howard spoke to her for a few minutes. Madelyn had a great education going and went to school at some fancy French school for a year but decided to get into porn. She said that she hates men with accents and only likes to have sex with American men, even if it's Ron Jeremy. After the discussion about the gang bang stuff Howard gave out the plugs for each porn star. There were so many that he gave out.. it's all a blur. The biggest one may have been for Spon. She works at a legal brothel in Nevada called The Moonlight Bunny Ranch. The other porn stars all said that they'd never work in a brothel.. They'll do 600 guys but not work in a whore house. Hmm, very interesting. Madelyn said she's going to be doing a Penthouse Magazine photo shoot that should be out sometime in the future. Everyone else had tons of appearances to plug but I couldn't keep track of them all. You can check out info on both Houston and Spon's gang bangs at the following web sites:www.spon-xctsay.com and www.houston500.com.
Judith Regan Comes In. 3/3/99. 8:55am
Publisher Judith Regan came in to promote her new book about Monica Lewinsky called ''Monica's Untold Story: An Amorality Tale.'' Judith is the woman who published Howard's book ''Miss America'' so Howard knows her pretty well. Judith had asked Howard to write the book but he decided not to do it. The book was illustrated by Bill Plympton and written by ''Anonymous.'' Howard kept on asking Judith if she was actually the writer but she kept denying it. Howard also thinks that it was wrong of Judith to show Monica in cartoons as a big fat blimp among other things. Judith said that the illustrator was the one who decided on what she should look like. Howard also asked Judith about whether or not she offered Monica $2 Million to do her own book for her. Judith said she did offer her that money but backed out of it after the Starr report came out. She said that Monica didn't back out because of the reasons rumored in the newspapers. In the press they said that Monica backed out because Regan had been the publisher of Howard's book. Judith said that just wasn't true. Eventually Howard found out that this guy Larry Amarose had something to do with the writing of the book. Larry's name was familiar to Howard because of something he'd done years ago. It got Howard and the gang laughing. Apparently back when Arsenio Hall's show was going on this guy Larry Amarose was interviewing actors to do a bit called ''Butt Man'' where they'd have to show their nude ass on the show. It turned out that there was no ''Butt Man'' bit and the guy was allegedly doing it just to check out some guy's asses. Howard said he'd love to get Larry on the show to talk about that but he doesn't think it'll happen.
-- Thursday March 4 , 1999 --
Killing Time. 3/4/99. 6:05am
Howard spent most of the first 2 hours just bullshitting about a bunch of different things. He and Robin spent a little while talking about Monica Lewinsky on 20/20 last night with Barbara Walters. Gary said that his scalp is still burning from the relaxer they used in his hair earlier in the week. Howard had Jackie check it out to see if it was scabbing up or not. Jackie didn't see anything but Gary said it feels like razor blades when he brushes his hair. Howard also premiered the new song parody ''My Name Is.. Wood Yi'' to the tune of rapper Eminem's ''My Name Is.''
Melrose Larry Green Calls In. 3/4/99. 7:40am
Melrose Larry Green called in with tape of an interview he did with Larry King's wife Shawn and tape of Dr. Laura Schleshinger on King's show. Howard went off on Dr. Laura when Larry brought up her name. Howard called her a hypocrite for telling people not to get divorces. She's divorced from her first husband but she's telling people not to do it. Howard offered up this challenge. He said that he'll quit radio if she remarries her first husband! After that rampage Howard had tape of Melrose leaving a really wacky message on Doug Goodstein's(E! show) answering machine. Larry was complaining about how Howard's show ''uses people then throws them out'' and that he's the ''nig*er of the Howard Stern show'' because of the way he gets treated. Then he yelled about them trying to ruin his ''career'', whatever that may be, and how someday he'll be huge and won't return the Stern show's calls. Yeah, right. Howard didn't seem to have much of a problem with the way Larry talks about the show behind his back though. He thinks the guy is so nuts that it makes for good radio. Gary came in and said that Larry will come in and apologize to him and then go out the next day and bad mouth the show. He really is a nut. Eventually he got around to playing the tape of his interview with Larry King's wife. She said that she thinks Howard is a ''babe'' but she doesn't watch his show. She also said that Larry King is a big fan. It was weird because she was actually willing to talk to Melrose at length. Melrose said that he confronted Dr. Laura about Howard and she just ran away. He didn't play the tape but said he'd send it to Howard.
''Bikini Babe Bowl-A-Rama'' Creator Calls In. 3/4/99. 7:55am
When Howard was down at the NATPE convention he saw this cool show idea called ''Bikini Babe Bowl-A-Rama'' where hot women in bikini's just bowl. He had the creator of the show, Mark Turner, on the phone this morning. Turner is also the Senior Producer of ''Talk Soup'' on E!. To make a long story short, Howard wants to give Mark a chance at being noticed by putting this on his Saturday night show. They want to shoot some new footage and have a whole show around it. Howard also had some other ideas for bikini chicks like ''Bikini Hunting'', ''Bikini Skeet Shoot'' and ''Bikini Paintball.'' He even suggested ''Bottomless Billiards.'' Mark Turner said that he has a mini-golf course in his back yard so they could do ''Bikini Mini Golf'' also. The ideas were flowing and we should see something in about 3 weeks on the Saturday night show. If it works out Howard said that he'd think about offering up a syndicated half hour ''Bikini'' show after his show each week.
Howard Talks To Rap Group ''US.'' 3/4/99. 8:40am
After Howard made DMX's ''My Niggas'' song so popular on the show another rap group, US, sent Howard a copy of their song ''Niggas'' claiming that they use the word ''Nigga'' more than DMX. Howard played a about a minute of their song and they do say the word a lot more. A short time later a few members of US called in to thank Howard for playing the song. Three of the 8 members in US, Remy, Screw Face and Thief In the night I believe, went through a little bit of the song with Howard to analyze some of the lyrics. In the song they rap about the types of ''niggas'' that they don't like. Howard could only listen to about a minute of the song before it overwhelmed him. The guys said that their album isn't out yet but if you'd like more info about it you can call House of Power records at 212-246-8142.
Vaginosis Game Delayed. 3/4/99. 9:00am
All morning Howard was promoting that they were going to play a game where he and the other guys had to sniff some women and guess who had Vaginosis. They came up with the idea earlier in the week when they were discussing why some women have a stink that just won't go away. Howard said that it's medical condition called Vaginosis. He invited a woman who claimed that she has vaginosis down to the studio to play. The four other women, who didn't have vaginosis, showed up but the main player in the whole thing didn't. She was supposed to be there at 7:30 but by 9:00 she still wasn't there. There was a bonus though.. Howard brought in the other women who came down to play around 9:30. He just wanted to thank them for coming down. It turned out that porn actress Ashley Lynn was one of the women. She called in yesterday and asked to come on the show so she came in today to play the game. She plugged her latest movie ''Lady Bug'' which comes out today. One woman was Queen LaQueefa who came in do demonstrate her queefing ability. For those who don't know, a queef is a fart sound made by sucking air in and out of the vaginal area. Queen called in recently and claimed that she can queef over 60 times in one minute. Howard had her do it as long as she was there today. She was able to queef an unbelievable 79 times in one minute. She has to be the quickest queefer in the east! That must have some affect on her sex technique, right? I was amazed by her queef speed. I bow to the Queen. The other two women were from Charlie's Angels go-go bar in Carteret, NJ. One of them was able to queef but her technique was a little different than the Queen's. This woman sucked the air in and let it out slow so it sounded like a big old nasty fart. What an awesome power these women have. How about Queen LaQueefa as Fartman's sidekick? What a team that would make! By the end of this 10 minute queef-fest Howard had all of the women kissing each other! It turned out that they're all bi-sexual! You never know what might happen on this show.. That's why I love it so much.
-- Friday March 5, 1999 --
Greaseman Discussion. 3/5/99. 6:40am
Melrose Larry Green called in with some tape of the fired Greaseman talking to Ted Koppel last night on Night Line. Melrose was pissed that Koppel got a few of his facts wrong about some things Howard said about the late singer Selena. That just started things off for the morning. Howard also had tape of the Greaseman's press conference where he goes on and on apologizing for a racist comment he made that got him fired. Howard played the tape for about a half hour to hear this dick make more of a fool out of himself. For those of you who don't know, Greaseman was fired last week after making a racist joke about dragging black people behind trucks. It's been all over the news lately. Howard has always disliked the Greaseman and his stupid, goofy assed voice so he goofed on the guy as he did his press conference in his ''normal'' voice. Howard has said that he thinks the station fired Greaseman because he just sucks, not just because he made one bad racist joke.
Cypress Hill's B Real And DJ Mugs Come In. 3/5/99. 7:50am
Two members of Cypress Hill came in to promote their latest album ''Cypress Hill IV.'' B Real and DJ Mugs both came in for a short visit this morning. Howard spent about 20 minutes talking with the guys about the new album and about B Real's 4 year relationship with Carmen Electra. The also spent a few minutes talking about smoking pot and how DJ Mugs actually lit up a doob on Saturday Night Live while they were performing. They said that they get some great weed and Jackie backed that claim up. The last time B Real was on the show he gave Howard a joint to smoke but he passed it on to Jackie. Jackie said it was great stuff. Howard brought up the Carmen Electra thing a few times since B Real went out with her for 4 years. B Real said that they just grew apart after a while and broke up. He told a story about how Carmen once threw some fried chicken at him after he made a comment about her dancing like a white woman. She used to dance professionally and it upset her so much that she threw the chicken at him. Howard also brought up the fact that B Real was once shot when he was in the Neighborhood Family gang out in South Central Los Angeles. He was shot in the back during a drive-by but wasn't seriously injured. Howard played a tiny bit of the new album before he ended the interview.
The Gossip Game With The WWF's Sable. 3/5/99. 8:25am
WWF female wrestler Sable came in to promote her April Playboy layout and to play the Mike Walker gossip game. Howard was running late this morning so he got right into the game with Sable.
Each week Mike Walker calls in with 4 gossip stories. Three of them are from his National Enquirer gossip column and one is false. Everyone tries to pick the false story.Here are this week's for stories:
1. Producers of the TV show ''Just Shoot Me'' want star Laura San Giacomo to wear a tighter bra to stop her breasts from jiggling around so much.
2. Cameron Diaz lost her cellular phone so she had to call her agent to give her the number to the phone so she could call it and listen for the ring.
3. Mel Gibson played a practical joke on his co-star Diane Keaton by putting a fake dead corpse in her trailer. She came out screaming to a waiting Mel and the movie crew who applauded her for her scream.
4. While working on his new movie, Pierce Brosnan has a robe, slippers and caviar waiting for him between scenes.
Both Sable and Howard chose number 4 as the false story. Robin chose number 3 and Jackie picked number 1. Robin was the winner with the number 3 story about Mel Gibson.
After the game Howard spent a short time talking to Sable about her wrestling career and about her first nude layout for Playboy. She said that they paid her quite well for the shoot so it helped her make the decision. Howard was very impressed with her great breast implants. He did tell her that her ''landing strip'' pubic hair was a little too much for his taste but she said Playboy had to add some airbrushed hair to the photo's because they showed a little too much. Sable told Howard that she started out as ''eye candy'' in the WWF shows but was soon offered a chance to become a wrestler. Her husband is also in the WWF and wrestles under the name Marvelous Marc Mero or something like that. Sable admits that she's just ''an actor playing a part'' in this whole wrestling thing. She said that because she has breast implants she has to be careful not to get hit too hard or they could burst. One caller said that he had pictures of Sable from a couple of years ago and it looks like she's had a lot of plastic surgery done. She swore to Howard that all she's had done are her breasts, nothing else. She looks good now, that's all that counts. Howard did find out that Sable dated someone famous at one point in her life. It turns out it was only the guy who had that song ''Achy Breaky Heart'' .. I can't even think of the guy's name.. neither could Howard or Robin (Billy Ray Cyrus, I was reminded later). They just called him ''the achy breaky heart guy'' when they figured it out. The interview was rushed along because Sable had to catch a plane at 9:30. Howard also had to get to Sara Michelle Gellar so he gave Sable a hug before she left. Howard said her breasts felt great after the hug.
Sara Michelle Gellar Calls In. 3/5/99. 8:55am
Actress Sara Michelle Gellar called in to promote her new movie ''Cruel Intentions'' which opens today around the country. Fred also has a small part in the movie. Sara is also the star of the ''Buffy the Vampire Slayer'' TV series which is one of Howard's favorites. Howard asked Sara about her dating a DJ who works at a competing station in New York City. She said that she did become friends with this guy Elliott of the Elvis and Elliott show on Z-100. Howard found it hard to believe that she'd go out with such a loser but she insisted that they were just friends. That subject kept popping up during the half hour interview. Sara's beautiful breasts also came up during the interview. Sara said that they're natural and during the filming of the movie they were C-cups but she's lost some weight and some cup size along with that. In the movie Sara kisses another woman but she doesn't appear nude. She told Howard that she does put on a few different lingerie outfits but nothing nude. Howard took a bunch of phone calls for Sara and most of the guys wanted to know how they could get a date with Sara. She said that she felt like she was on the Howard Stern dating game because there were so many of the calls. All of the guys told her that they weren't interested in her money so that should make it okay to date her. Howard let them know that their bad personalities would keep them from dating her. It had nothing to do with them not wanting her money. Howard tried to get into some sexual discussion with Sara but she didn't want to talk about it much. She wouldn't tell him when she last had sex but did say that she doesn't have a vibrator. Howard also brought up her religion. He's said in the past that if you leave out the Michelle in her name, Sara Gellar sounds like a Jewish name. She said that she was born Jewish but she doesn't believe in any organized religion now. She told Howard that her parents did have a Christmas tree when she was growing up but it wasn't to celebrate any religious holiday, it was just to have a pretty tree. Howard thought that was pretty interesting. Howard still couldn't get over the story about Sara being ''friends'' with that guy Elliott but Sara told him how they became friends after he asked her to go to a concert with him. Howard said he heard that the guy brags about how he's had Sara sexually but she still denied it. Howard thinks she's just embarrassed by him and doesn't want to admit to it.