HollyWeird Squares | ||
Crackhead Bob | Gary The Retard | Craig Schumacher |
Wood Yee | Daniel Carver | High Pitched Eric Nicole Bass |
Joe Cancer | Elephant Boy | Angry Black |
HollyWeird Squares | ||
Crackhead Bob O | Gary The Retard X | Craig Schumacher O |
Wood Yee X | Daniel Carver O | High Pitched Eric Nicole Bass X |
Joe Cancer X | Elephant Boy O | Angry Black X |
Question | Caller Says | Savannah Answer | Correct Answer? |
How long do we elect the President for? | Y | Four years | Y |
Who is the Vice President of the U.S.? | Y | Al Gore | Y |
What country did we fight in the Revolutionary war? | Y | France | N |
How many stripes are on our flag? | N | Thirteen | Y |
What does I.R.S. Stand for? | Y | Internal Revenue Service | Y |
The guy got the 3 out of 5 and won the prizes. Howard had 30 more questions ready to go so he and the rest of the gang bet some money on them. Savannah was hard to figure out so there was a lot of upsets as far as the betting.
Question | Savannah Answer | Correct? |
Who is the governor of New York | Patacki | Y |
Name 2 countries we fought in WW II | France and Germany | N |
What does CIA stand for? | Certified, civil.. I don't know | N |
What does UFO stand for? | Unidentified Flying Object | Y |
How many pints are in a quart? | Twelve | N |
What president's picture is on the 5 dollar bill? | Roosevelt | N |
What president's picture is on the 1 dollar bill? | Washington | Y |
What is the capitol of California? | Los Angeles | N |
What is the capitol of New York? | Albany | Y |
What ocean do you put your foot in if you're in New York? | Pacific | N |
Complete this famous line from Shakespeare...''To Be or not..'' | To Be | Y |
Who wrote ''Mein Kampf''? | Mark Twain | N |
Who wrote ''Tom Sawyer''? | Samuel Clemmings | Y |
What part of the body does a proctologist work on? | Butt | Y |
How many members are in the senate? | Twelve | N |
How many senators per state? | One | N |
What political party is the President? | Democrat | Y |
Name one Jewish holiday. | Hanukkah | Y |
Who fought the civil war? | North and South | Y |
How many sides does a pentagon have? | Eight, no six | N |
What is the square root of 81? | Nine | Y |
What sport does Wayne Gretsky play? | Football | N |
What sport does Michael Jordan play? | Basketball | Y |
Is Canada north or south of us? | North | Y |
How many wheels are on a tricycle? | Four, no three | Y |
How many donuts are in a baker's dozen? | Thirteen | Y |
Name one poultry | Duck | Y |
How many feet are in a yard? | Twelve | N |
How many inches are in a foot? | Twelve, no nine | N |
Who is the President of the U.S.? | Bill Clinton | Y |
Jackie was the big loser today. He lost more than $100 overall. The reason for that is because Stuttering John asked so many damn questions. Even Howard was wondering when it would end.
Up next was Mike Walker who called in to play the gossip game with Gary. Mike calls in each week with 4 gossip stories. 3 of them are from his National Enquirer gossip column and one is false. Here are this week's four stories:
Producer Gary Marshall called in to plug his new movie ''The Other Sister'' which, ironically, is about retards! The movie stars Juliet Lewis as a retarded girl and opens today I believe. Gary spent a few minutes talking to Howard about the movie. He said there's no nudity but the subject of sex does come up between the two retards in the movie. Next up was magician Penn Gillete from Penn & Teller. Penn & Teller have their own show on FX each Friday night called ''Penn & Teller's Sin City Spectacular.'' Penn hasn't been on the show in about 8 years and it's probably because of something he did to Gary, not the retard, Baba Booey. Gary told a story of how Penn tickled him until he almost pissed his pants because Gary had played an answering machine message on the air that Penn had left for him. At the time Penn was trying to get a date with Robin and asked for her phone number on the machine. The two of them hugged and made up today. Penn said he didn't remember doing anything like that but took Gary's word for it. After that was out of the way Penn tried to do a card trick with Gary the Retard. It wasn't anything special and Penn was half talking to Howard and doing the trick at the same time. Howard took a break after that intense segment and Blondie came in to perform a song for Gary the 'tard. Blondie has reunited and they have a new album ''No Exit'' out. Howard tried talking to Debra Harry from the band but she wasn't in the mood to talk. Howard brought in a bunch of Scores girls and the Perfect 10 magazine girls to dance during Blondie's performance of their old song ''Rapture.'' Lonnie from Scores also presented the key to Scores to Gary so he can come and party anytime. Blondie will be doing an autograph signing at Strawberry's up in Cambridge, Massachusetts tonight at 6pm.