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For The Week Of 12/27/99 to 12/31/99

-- Monday December 27, 1999 --

The Best Of Stern. 12/27/99.
Well, only one more week worth of Best Of.. Here's what we heard today:
- Robin sings ''Big Round Lovely Hooters''
- ''Homeless Books On Tape'' commercial parody
- Howard Stern jingle to the tune of the Lee Myles Transmission commercial
- Howard gives away some F-Emmy's including
- - Best Pat Cooper moment
  - Best Defense of OJ Simpson
  - Best Celebrity Confession
- Howard announces that Imus' lung collapsed then hears from a nutty psychologist telling him how wrong he is about Imus
- Howard gives an F-Emmy to Tiny Tim for his wildest statement about wearing Depends underwear
- A Jamaican woman defends OJ Simpson
- Howard talks to one of the Rodney King Jurors
- Ex-mobster Henry Hill calls in
- Howard speaks to a caller who's dying of Leukemia
- Backside Boys ''Every Homo'' song played
-- Tuesday December 28, 1999 --
The Best Of Stern. 12/28/99.
Here's what we heard on today's Best Of Stern:
- Gary sings ''I Got Big Teeth In The Morning Sun'' to the tune of ''Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay''
- ''George Michael Movie Marathon'' movie phone parody
- ''It's Roman Polansky'' song parody to the tune of ''It's The Monkees''
- Latoya Jackson and Jack Gordon come in to promote Latoya's work out tape
- Howard gives out F-Emmy's for ''Best Staff Fight'' and ''Best Jackie Puppet Interaction''
- Howard tries to pick two criminals out of a line up of 7 black guys
- Howard plays tape of Jackie on a cable show talking about his life
- A 28 year old ''Dead Head'' gets naked to win Grateful Dead concert tickets
-- Wednesday December 29, 1999 --
The Best Of Stern. 12/29/99.
Here's what we heard on ''The Best Of Stern'' today:
- Elephant Boy and Crackhead Bob sing ''I Got You Babe''
- Father Bob Onya ''Come In My House'' fund raiser commercial parody
- Howard channels Elvis on his 58th birthday
- Howard finds some guest newscasters when Robin is out sick
- Howard interviews comedian Milton Berle
- Stuttering John and Steve Grillo play a practical joke on each other
- Howard plays a Ponce De La Phone phony phone call made during an earthquake. Tom Snyder later freaked out on his show about the calls
- Howard's mother calls in to plug her personal appearance at the Sweet Zone
- Howard and Robin get into a big argument about elected official's requirements
- Howard talks ebonics to a black guy from Cleveland who wants Howard and the gang to visit his town
- Howard talks about watching the Pope's appearance in New York
-- Thursday December 30, 1999 --
The Best Of Stern. 12/30/99.
Here's what we heard on today's ''The Best Of Stern'':
- Lots of F-Emmy Awards including the opening song to the tune of ''Hello Dolly''. Categories included:
  - Most Annoying Wife
  - Best Trashing of a Celebrity by a Celebrity
  - Best Female Fight
  - Most Incoherant Guest
  - Best Male Fight
  - Most Annoying Guest
  - Best Amy Fisher News Breaker
  - Best Musical Performance
  - Best Lesbian Story
  - Most Politically Correct Celebrity
  - Angriest Guest
  - Best Guest Of The Year
-- Friday December 31, 1999 --
The Best Of Stern. 12/31/99.
Here's what we heard on the last ''Best Of Stern'' of the millennium
- A Crackhead Bob History Moment
- The Backside Boys sing ''The Gay Way''
- Elephant Boy and Stuttering John argue
- Captain Janks gets upset about King of all Messengers winning the F-Emmy for Best Phony Phone Call
- Gary sings ''I've Got Big Green Teeth''
- Howard and the gang perform a production number to the tune of ''That's Entertainment''
- Howard gives away F-Emmys for:
  - Best Reason To Keep Gary
  - Worst Accent
  - Angriest Caller
  - Stupidest Statement
  - Best Phony Phone Call
  - Best Celebrity Sexual Revelation
- Melissa Gilbert accepts the award for Best Sexual Revelation on behalf of the winner, Melody Patterson
- Howard talks about Jackie's wife's see through dress
- Steve Grillo analyzes a President Clinton speech