-- Monday December 20, 1999 --
- The Best Of Stern. 12/20/99.
Week two of reruns begins. Only one more week after this.. Here's what we heard on today's show:
- Sal the Stockbroker's ''Baba Booey'' song parody to the tune of ''Let It Snow''
- ''Guinea's World Records'' TV commercial parody
- Crackhead Bob, new lead singer for Van Halen parody
- Howard talks to Tom Chiusano about breaking golf clubs
- Howard discusses Fred's eating habits
- Howard talks to Mike Gange about how dumb he was for breaking up with his ex-girlfriend Jen
- Howard has Fred's wife Alison act out her scene from ''Tony and Tina's Wedding'' in the studio
- Howard plays his ''family day'' tapes recorded at his fathers recording studio
- Gary gets lectured about glomming tickets from the show / Gary gets goofed on about not being able to type on a computer
-- Tuesday December 21, 1999 --
- The Best Of Stern. 12/21/99.
Here's what we heard on today's Best Of Stern:
- ''Santa Clause Is Cross dressing This Year'' song parody sung to the tune of ''Santa Claus Is Coming To Town''
- Jackie Jokeman Jeopardy Commercial
- ''Wipeout'' by Howard Stern & The Losers (Magic Johnson's show)
- Discussion about Gary's Wedding Video
- Howard reveals he's dying of stomach cancer so he can get to number one in every market
- Howard and the gang listen to Stuttering John interview people in Harlem about their thoughts of Mark Fuhrman/OJ Simpson
- Howard does a parody with Ed McMahon ''Sternac''
- Howard yells at Ralph for taking his photos/Howard downgrading Ralph from being staff photographer
- Howard and the gang goof on a stupid southerner about her thoughts on Mark Fuhrman framing Oj / Billy West pretends to be Johnny Cochran and continues to goof on the woman telling her she could testify for OJ
Special thanks to Dave Watson, Marc Bailes and Audrey for helping out with today's ''Best Of'' listing!
-- Wednesday December 22, 1999 --
- The Best Of Stern. 12/22/99.
Here's what we heard on today's Best Of Stern:
- Scott Salem's Hokey Smokey Christmas album parody
- Psycho-Friend's Network
- Jokeland Monopoly
- Daniel Carver (the KKK guy) talks about his cement lawn jockeys and Michael Jackson.
- Howard and the gang goof on bad 70's music, focusing mostly on Steely Dan.
- Everyone smells Gary's breath and they say he still stinks like a Horse Tooth Jackass.
- Fran Drescher comes in to promote her book "Enter Whining"
- Howard talks to a pair of German DJs about World War II and the Holocaust.
- Howard talks to Loren Chapin, the actress who played "Kitten", on Father Knows Best.
- Howard calls Ed Asner and asks about Gary Graham, a death row inmate who is allegedly innocent of killing anyone.
- Howard reads mail from a guy who wants a picture of Howard's mom spanking Howard and decides to call the guy.
Special thanks to Carl, Kinky King, Dave Watson and Fantasm for helping out with today's ''Best Of'' listing!
-- Thursday December 23, 1999 --
- The Best Of Stern. 12/23/99.
Here's what we heard on today's Best Of Stern:
- ''Howard Stern is Coming Real Soon'' song parody sung to the tune of ''Santa Claus is Coming to Town''
- Howard Stern Christmas Album commercial parody
- Jerky Boys phony phone call in regards to a Game Show Lovers Ad in the paper
- Howard's college friend Bob visits in the studio, his former college girlfriend Orna is on the phone.
- A caller called in who was angry at Howard for mixing up Spike Lee and John Singleton for a particular movie that wasn't mentioned.
- Pat Cooper comes in. They re-hash his last appearance and try to make-up for any ill feelings.
- Gillian the Intern claims to have been injured by a blind date who ran his car in to her in reverse after having dropped her off at home.
- Howard's mother calls in.
- Scott the engineer and gary puppet talk to each other
Special thanks to Dave, Audrey, Vince and Carl for helping out with today's ''Best Of'' summary.
-- Friday December 24, 1999 --
- The Best Of Stern. 12/24/99.
Here's what we heard on today's Best Of Stern:
- Gilbert Gottfried talks about his scar, stays for the news.
- Howard accuses Oprah Winfrey of reverse discrimination for demanding a black editor for her book project.
- Howard plays phony phone call to Scott the Engineer.
- Fred the Elephant Boy has been writing love letters to Gillian the Intern. Howard plays matchmaker and helps arrange a date.
- Max Baer Jr. ("Jethro" from "The Beverly Hillbillies") calls in.
Special thanks to Carl and Peter Sheppard for helping out with today's ''Best Of'' summary.
