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For The Week Of 9/14/98 to 9/18/98

-- Friday September 18, 1998 --

Howard's New Fish. 9/18/98. 6:05am
I hate to say it but I over slept and missed the first 15 minutes of the show. I woke up and heard Howard talking about how he was getting new fish in his 700 gallon tank yesterday. His buddy Ralph was helping out with the tank by redesigning the layout of the rocks in the huge tank. Howard said Ralph actually got in a wet suit and got in the tank to move the rocks and stuff around. I don't know what else Howard talked about since I was half asleep.
Jackie Bad Mouths Howard Once Again. 9/18/98. 7:05am
Howard yelled at Jackie for a little bit today because he bad mouthed him in a recent interview with Chaunce Hayden over at Steppin' Out Magazine. Jackie was complaining about how Howard never says he likes Jackie's album on the air. Howard thinks that's ridiculous and let Jackie know. Robin also chimed in with her usual opinion about Jackie's attitude toward Howard. Howard claims that he's never listened to more than a minute of Jackie's material. Jackie said he'll be sure to mention that in his next interview.
Goo Goo Dolls Update. 9/18/98. 7:45am
Yesterday Howard brought up the fact that the Goo Goo Dolls canceled out of an appearance because he wanted to have a bunch of gay guys dancing to their music. Well now Howard's station in New York has stopped playing all Goo Goo Dolls songs. When a Goo Goo Dolls song is scheduled to play the station plays a bumper explaining why they're not playing the song. Later in the morning Howard's Philadelphia station program director called in and told Gary that they will also stop playing the songs until they agree to do the show. Stay tuned for more details.
The Mike Walker Gossip Game. 9/18/98. 8:25am
Mike Walker from the National Enquirer called in to do his little gossip game today. There weren't any special guests to play the game so Howard had a 23 year old virgin intern come in to play. Howard talked with her for a short bit then moved on to the game. Anne Marie the intern calls herself a virgin but she's given oral sex to her boyfriend and her boyfriend has given her oral sex... Some virgin. Mike calls in each week with 4 gossip stories from his National Enquirer column. One of the stories is false, try to pick it.
1. Jerry Seinfeld was kept out of a club by a bouncer who didn't recognize him. Eventually he got in when someone else knew who he was.
2. Playboy Magazine's Hugh Heffner isn't allowed to visit with his child unless his young wife is around. She claims that he's gotten back into his wild lifestyle and she doesn't want the child around that.
3. Ellen Degeneres hasn't been working since the end of her ABC TV show. She's just been sitting around waiting for the phone to ring.
4. When Wesley Snipes girlfriend walked up to him as he was speaking to another women he started yelling at the other woman. He told her that he already had a girlfriend and to get away from him. He was just doing it so his girlfriend wouldn't know he was flirting.
Howard and Stuttering John both chose number 2 as the false story. Anne Marie chose number 4. Jackie chose number 1 and Robin chose number 3. The actual false story was number 3. Robin was the winner this week.
Al Leiter I.Q. Test. 9/18/98. 8:35am
Stuttering John managed to get an IQ test interview with New York Mets pitcher Al Leiter. Howard started to play the questions so they could bet on them but only got through about 3 before Jason Priestley called in. Howard said he'd finish the rest of the questions on Monday. Here are the three he got to:
Question Al's Answer Correct?

What President served more than 2 terms in office? F.D.R. Y

Define Veracity. Fierce, Competitive N

Spell "UNFORTUNATELY" U N F O R T U T L Y N
Jason Priestley Calls In. 9/18/98. 8:45am
Earlier in the week Howard read a story in the National Enquirer about how actor Jason Priestley(Beverly Hills 90210) has fallen into a world of drugs and booze. Jason called in to talk about that this morning. Basically Jason denied everything in the story. The story said that after Jason broke up with his long time girlfriend Christine Elise he partied like mad with cocaine and alcohol. Jason said that it was hard breaking up with Christine but he isn't doing all of the stuff they mentioned in the story. Howard wasn't sure whether or not he should believe Jason or not. He's had celebrities deny stuff like this in the past and then the celebrity goes into rehab a few days later. Gary said that Jason is a really normal acting guy when he comes down to the studio but he tends to think that Jason may be lying about this. Howard took a bunch of phone calls from listeners who claimed that they've done drugs with Jason. Jason denied all of that also. There were even a couple of people who said that they know that Jason is gay. Even Howard didn't believe that one. This went on for quite a while. Howard told Jason that if he is lying and he ends up in rehab that he should call him from there to give him an exclusive interview. Jason agreed to that. We'll see what happens.
-- Thursday September 17, 1998 --
The Goo Goo Dolls Cancel Appearance. 9/17/98. 6:30am
The rock band Goo Goo Dolls were thinking of doing Howard's show. They have a hit song that Howard thinks is kind of gay sounding. Howard said that they could come in and play but he would have a bunch of gay guys dancing to the song. Howard and Gary would be dressed in sailor outfits and Fred and Jackie would be in thongs dancing along with the gay guys. It was a great idea but the Goo Goo Dolls couldn't understand why they'd do that so they canceled the appearance. Howard said he's going to try and force them to come in by threatening to stop playing their albums on his station.
Stuttering John Gets Reamed...Again. 9/17/98. 7:00am
Howard yelled at Stuttering John for about 20 minutes today over a release party invitation. John's new album ''Everybody's Normal But Me'' will be out in a couple of weeks and his record company sent out invitations to a special release party. On the invitation it says something about meeting the ''Stars of the Howard Stern Show.'' Howard has told John many times not to use his name for promoting his stuff. John said that he has a clause in his record contract that says the record company can't use Howard's name. Howard pointed out that there's no punishment if they break that rule. Howard told John that from now on when he signs a contract it's to say that Howard is to get $1 Million for every mention of his name. If that were the case for the invitations Howard would be $200 Million richer. John keeps saying that it's not his fault and he tried to prevent stuff like this from happening. It did happen though and that's what pissed Howard off.
Rapper Bushwick Bill Comes In. 9/17/98. 8:00am
Dwarf rapper, Bushwick Bill, came in to promote his album ''No Surrender, No Retreat.'' Howard talked with Bill for a few minutes about being a dwarf and whether or not he can get laid. Bill said that he's always been able to get laid even as a dwarf. He said that women are curious about it so they try it. He had a tough time as a kid but he fought his way through it. Bill had an interesting story to tell about how he lost one of his eyes. At the time his mother was working as a housekeeper at a hotel. She fell down and broke her arm so she needed medical help. The Blue Cross Blue Shield medical insurance required a $500 deductible. Bill's mother couldn't come up with the money so Bill went to his record company. They were broke so he remembered that his mom had a life insurance policy out on him. Bill figured that if he killed himself his mom could pay her deductible. Bill couldn't kill himself because the bible told him he couldn't. Bill decided to have his girlfriend shoot him. He was in an apartment with her but she wouldn't shoot him so he swung a vacuum cleaner at her. That didn't do it so he threatened to throw her 2 year old kid out the window. That drove her over the edge. Bill had prepared a .22 caliber rifle with a hollow point bullet to blow his brains out. The girlfriend closed her eyes and took a shot. Bill jumped in front of the gun and took the bullet in his eye. The hollow point bullet exploded and destroyed his eye. Bill said that he died on the way to the hospital but was revived when he got there. Howard thought that maybe Bill was depressed and that's why he wanted to kill himself. Bill said he learned to live with that and it doesn't bother him. Howard took a few phone calls for Bill and ended up trying to talk like a black guy. Howard was doing a bunch of ''Yo Yo Yo'' stuff to one guy. He also played a couple of Bill's songs. ''No Surrender, No Retreat'' comes out on October 27.
Steve Grillo Comes In To Visit. 9/17/98. 8:45am
Ex-intern Steve Grillo came in to visit today. Howard was going to surprise him with a citizenship test. Grillo came in and Howard asked him what he's been doing since he left the show in February. Steve is working as a bartender right now. He's trying to get into the movie business though. He was supposed to be a casting director for an independent film but that fell through. Howard then moved on to the citizenship test. It would have been funny if Grillo didn't know any of the answers but he knew almost all of them. They were questions like ''How many stripes are on the American flag?'' and stuff like that. Howard said it wasn't funny because he knew most of the stuff so he stopped it. Then Ralph came in and accused Grillo of cheating. Grillo denied that he prepared for the test. Then they tested Ralph. Ralph was even dumber than Grillo. After a few questions someone came in and said that Grillo knew that he was going to be tested today. He heard it from someone who works on the show. Grillo still swore that he didn't prepare for the test and begged to have any history questions asked. He was able to answer some of the non-citizenship questions but didn't do as well as he had done on the first set of questions. That led into a 3 way test between KC, Ralph and Grillo. All three were pretty dumb and Ralph ended up winning a VCR that Grillo was supposed to win. Howard was just wasting some time because a woman who was supposed to be evaluated today didn't show up.
Marlena Gets Evaluated. 9/17/98. 9:35am
A woman who was supposed to be evaluated today never showed up but another woman heard about it and rand down to take her place. The judges were Ralph the fag, Dana the transvestite, Colt 40-Feinberg and Wass the doorman. Wass is a doorman at a restaurant called Verruca and has to judge people on their looks when letting people into the restaurant. Dana the transvestite is very attractive according to Howard. Even Gary came in and said that Dana may be the first man he's been attracted to. Ralph is Howard's buddy and is really hard on women when judging them. Ralph got Wass on the show. Marlena is a 5'1'' tall 28 year old who works in film production. She came in and after a little bit of coaxing took off her top and bra and got down to her panties. Howard was very impressed with her breasts and even called them ''Perfect.'' She was very thin and said the breasts are not implants. Howard had the judges tell Marlena what was wrong with her. Ralph said she had a good body but her ass needs work. Her face isn't that good and her nose is big. Her teeth also need to be whitened and she needs some makeup. Dana said that she needs her hair cut and lightened. Wass said her hair needs to be darker and her nose is okay with him. Her clothes suck but her legs are good. Colt never got a chance to pick her apart. Howard had the judges give their scores between 1 and 10. Colt gave her an 8. Wass gave her a 5½ to 6. Dana gave her a 6 and Ralph gave her a 7 and said if she tightened up her ass she'd be a 9. She help up pretty good for coming in at the last minute.
-- Wednesday September 16, 1998 --
More Of KC's Horrible Games. 9/16/98. 7:20am
Associate Producer KC comes up with new games once in a while. Usually they're pretty lame. Today he had a new one called ''The Jive Game.'' It was just as bad as his other games. He had tapes of black guys saying different phrases. Howard and Robin had to try to figure out what they meant. Howard knew most of them and there were only 5. It really was a waste of 5 minutes. His interview with Lou Ferrigno was a different story. That lasted for like 35 minutes.

KC Interviews Lou Ferrigno. 9/16/98. 7:25am
KC got an interview with former ''Incredible Hulk'' star Lou Ferrigno. Lou has some hearing problems so some of the questions were hard for him to understand. KC started out with some normal questions but soon moved on to some trivia questions. Howard and the gang ended up betting on some of them. Here are some of the normal questions:

What did you think of the Million Youth March? - Didn't know about it.
What do you think of the whole President Clinton thing? - Lou rambled on about the whole thing.
When you were painted green did it take long to take it off? - Yes about an hour.
Who painted you, a man or a woman? - A man.
Were you aroused when getting painted? - He said he enjoyed the role he was playing.

Somehow Howard's name came up during the questions and Lou said he really likes him. KC then moved on to the trivia or knowledge questions:

Question	Lou's Answer	Correct?
How many eggs are in a dozen?	About 12	Y
How many stars are on the American flag?	Fifty one	N
Who wrote the ''I have a dream'' speech?	I forget	N
Name the oceans.	(I missed the answer)	?
What is the epidermis?	I don't know	N
Stalin was from what country?	Don't know	N
What happened on December 7, 1941?	The bombing of Pearl Harbor	Y
Who wrote Tom Sawyer?	Mark Twain	Y
Who said ''Give me liberty or give me death''?	Abraham Lincoln	N
Name the 3 states of water.	Hawaii, Iceland...	N
How many wheels are on a unicycle?	Three	N
How many Great Lakes are there?	Five	Y
What state is the Grand Canyon in?	Colorado	N
How many US Senators are elected from each state?	Two	Y
What day is added every 4 years for leap year?	Not answered
Where is your retina?	Cheated on answer
G.O.P. are the initials for what political party?	Republicans	Y
What is the state capitol of New York?	Albany	Y
Who invented the telephone?	Alexander Graham Bell	Y

Lou was having some trouble with some of the questions. Gary came in at one point to tell Howard that poor Lou was making an appearance in the basement of some church. There was no one talking to him other than KC. That would explain why no one stopped the interview. KC felt sorry for the guy so he stopped the questions himself.

Maurey Povich Comes In. 9/16/98. 8:50am
Talk show host Maurey Povich came in to promote his new show ''Maurey.'' Howard tried to ask him some sexual questions but Maurey wasn't talking. He asked about his wife Connie Chung who's now working for ABC on 20/20. The most interesting part of the interview was when some ex-employees called in complaining about Maurey. Some of his current employees called in to defend him. Other than that there wasn't much of anything worth mentioning. Maurey's syndicated show airs daily. Check your local listings for air times.
Denver Cancels! 9/16/98. 10:00am
Howard was supposed to announce a new affiliate in Denver today. For the first time ever Howard was canceled before he started! A listener called in this morning to bring up the subject. The station out there is 99.5 KKHK The Hawk. Howard said he doesn't know the whole story yet so he didn't spend much time talking about it. He said if someone else puts him on out there he'll kick The Hawk's ass. FUCK KKHK!!!
Machelle Shows Off Her New Implants. 9/16/98. 10:10am
This 24 year old woman was in back on March 19 to be evaluated by Howard, Ralph, AJ Benza and Vin the retard. They told her that she needed some work done to make herself stripper quality. Well she took their advice and got some huge D-cup implants. She worked all summer to get the money to pay for them. She showed them to Howard and he said they looked really unnatural but nice. He even felt them and said they were really hard. Machelle said that they're still new so they have to drop down and soften up. Jackie said they looked like shoulder pads because they were so high up on her chest. She's a little wacky so she was all over the place when she was talking to Howard. Howard and Gary couldn't remember evaluating the woman so they didn't judge her on her new look. What a shame, it could have made another good E! show. Howard kicked her out after a few minutes since it was so late in the show.
Howard's Skid Mark Problem. 9/16/98. 10:40am
Late this morning Howard was telling Robin a story about how he had to wear his shit stained underwear after working out at the gym. He hadn't wiped his ass well enough after going to the bathroom one morning. When he got to the gym he noticed that he had skid marks in his underwear. After working out and taking a shower at the gym he said he had to put the dirty underwear back on. Most people would just throw them away but Howard said he doesn't want anyone finding them. He wore them home and ended up washing them himself. This led to a couple of listeners calling in to give Howard some advice. One Puerto Rican woman called up and suggested that Howard wet the toilet paper before wiping his ass. Howard wondered out loud about how he's supposed to wet it if he's in a bathroom stall. Well, the woman admitted that she'll dip it in the toilet water to wet it! OH, OH! The woman said that the water is clean when she does it. No it's not! There were a couple of other callers who suggested things like wearing black underwear, panty liners and stuff like that. Howard said there's no way he'd wear panty liners. If you have any suggestions just give Howard a call at 800-44-STERN.
-- Tuesday September 15, 1998 --
Bobo, King Of All Questions. 9/15/98. 6:20am
This guy by the name of Bobo calls in once in a while with some really good questions. Today he asked about who on the show goes to a Psychiatrist for their mental problems. Howard has talked about how he goes to two shrinks himself. Robin said she used to go but doesn't now. Fred said that he is seeing one now. This led to Howard mentioning Stuttering John's new album and how it has references to OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) all over it. It turns out that John suffers from the illness. John came in and talked about all of his problems. Gary didn't believe John when he heard about it. John said that he's been suffering from it for years. He said he tried a bunch of things including going to a spiritual healer and using Prozac. At least one song on John's new album, ''Everybody's Normal But Me'', is all about OCD. Bobo had one other question that was pretty good. He asked Howard how close he was to beating Mancow. Howard wasn't sure but he told a story about a friend of his that worked for Manqueer for a day. The woman was on the air with Mancow and as he was doing the show she told him that he was just doing what Howard does. Manqueer hit the delay so no one could hear what she said. She did that a couple of times but the delay was hit each time. Needless to say she doesn't work for him anymore. After Howard yelled at Tom Chiusano for constantly reminding him to take a commercial break he took one. After the break he came back and played a few clips from John's album. The single that's coming out wasn't that good but there were a couple of other songs that sounded pretty good. You can find out more about the album at www.stutteringjohn.com
Jack Gordon Comes In With Whores. 9/15/98. 7:45am
Jack Gordon, Latoya Jackson's ex-husband, came in to help promote a brothel called The Bunny Ranch located in Carson City, Nevada. A few of the ''working girls'' from the brothel came in with Jack and the owner of the brothel, Dennis. Howard spent very little time talking with Jack then moved on to the good looking(!) whores. The first woman was Sunset. She's a Penthouse Pet and a porn actress. She gets between $500 and $10,000 per session of sex. Howard said that she's really good looking for a whore. Sunset said that she enjoys getting close to her fans and she does everything for the right price. She even kisses the guys unlike a lot of whores. Sunset said that she does about 10 guys a day. The second whore was Pearl, a 18 year old who's mother got her into the business. Howard said Pearl was another really good looking young woman. Pearl's mother is also a prostitute. She said that her father doesn't know that she does this though. Pearl has only been doing this for about a month so she's still pretty fresh. On the other hand we have Rio who Howard said looks like she's been with quite a few guys. All three of the women claim that they enjoy the work. Dennis, the owner of the place, said that the girls split the money 50/50 with the brothel. There were a couple of other women who came in for a quick visit. Eve said that she has sex with about 25 guys a day, 14 days a month. She's one of the big money makers at the brothel. Dennis said that they've just introduced a movie called ''Kitty's Cat House'' which is available by calling 888-BUNNYRANCH or 888-MSKITTY.
Howard Plays Tape Of Jackie On Politically Incorrect. 9/15/98. 8:30am
Howard spent a short period of time playing tape of Jackie's appearance on ''Politically Incorrect'' last week. Howard played the parts where Jackie made no sense at all. Howard was right, Jackie wasn't making sense with his comments. He didn't linger on the subject though. He played the tape and moved on to other things.
Gary Garver Emmy Interviews. 9/15/98. 8:35am
Gary Garver was out at the Emmy Awards show this past weekend. He got interviews with a few people so here are a few of them. He asked Kelsey Grammar ''What did you get on your SAT's?'' Kelsey said about 1500. The questions ''Does Monica Lewinsky get you aroused?'' and ''Have you ever measured your penis?'' didn't get much of an answer other than ''You've lost your mind.''
Next up was Mary Tyler Moore. Gary asked her ''What role do you wish you could play this year?'' She wasn't sure about that one. He also asked ''How would you solve racial tensions?'', she didn't know there were any. The last question ''Is penis size important?'' chased Mary away.
David Hyde Pierce was next. Gary asked ''What did you get on your SAT's?'' and ''Have you ever been attracted to another man?'' David said that he couldn't remember for both questions. ''Does Monica Lewinsky get you aroused?'' was the last question and didn't get an answer from Pierce.
Casey Kasem and wife Jean were next. Gary got off one question: ''Have you ever been attracted to another man?'' and Jean figured out that it was a Stern show question. They ran off.
Conan O'Brien was last. He went with the questions for a minute but then turned on Gary at the end. Here's what he asked. ''Have you ever been attracted to a man?'' Conan said ''yes, you, right here right now.'' Next question was ''Does Monica Lewinsky get you aroused?'' he also said yes to that one. ''Have you ever measured your penis?'' he said ''yes.'' When Gary asked him something about getting O.J. back into society Conan said ''Enjoy your career in show business'' and ran off.
Make Me Gag Game. 9/15/98. 8:45am
This guy dressed in Kiss make-up came in to try and make Howard gag by farting in his face. Well, what a waste of time this turned out to be. To make a long story short, the guy just couldn't fart. He tried for 2 minutes but failed. Howard quickly moved on to the Nicole Bass DNA test results. The guy came back later in the show but failed once again.
The Nicole Bass DNA Test Results Are In! 9/15/98.
A couple of weeks ago bodybuilder Nicole Bass agreed to have a DNA test done to find out if she's really a woman or not. Well, the results are in. The guy who did the test, Alan Gild(?), came in to give the results. Nicole was a little late getting to the studio so everyone thought that she wasn't going to show up at all. She came in and complained about the way Alan had treated her when he took the swabs from her mouth and took the photos of her. He accidentally called her ''Sir'' while he was doing the test and Nicole got very upset. Nicole also brought her plastic surgeon with her to back up her claim of being female. Well, here's what Alan said about Nicole: ''Nicole Bass is definitely a WOMAN!'' Some people were hoping for the results to come out the other way but it didn't happen. So that brings that controversy to an end. You can read more about Nicole at www.nicolebass.com. To get in touch with the guy who did the DNA testing you can call 888-876-BABY or visit www.paternitytesting.com. Nicole's plastic surgeon can be reached at 800-445-0505.
-- Monday September 14, 1998 --
Howard Glad To Be Back From Vacation. 9/14/98. 6:05am
Howard actually said he was glad to be back from vacation today. He said he didn't have anything to do last week so he's happy to return to work. That attitude won't last long I'm sure. Howard and Robin talked about a bunch of things that happened while they were away. The first thing that came up was the fact that Magic Johnson had bad mouthed Howard on ''The Tonight Show'' last Wednesday. Howard said that he's pissed that Jay Leno was egging Magic on to bad mouth him. Howard said that's okay because he's going to do David Letterman's show in about 2 weeks. Later on in the show Magic Johnson's ex-sidekick Craig Shoemaker came in to talk about how messed up ''The Magic Hour'' was. Howard also spent some time talking about The Million Youth March that took place in New York City while Howard was away. He played some tape of a couple of the marchers being interviewed. Then Howard and Gary spent some time talking about Mark McGuire's 62nd home run happening.
Howard's Brush With Death. 9/14/98. 6:35am
Howard's most embarrassing moment during vacation happened about a week ago. Howard was trying to show his daughters how fit he was. He was swimming in the pool and told his daughters that he could swim the length of his pool underwater without taking a breath. He did that and then said that he could swim underwater from one end to the other and back again without taking a breath. The kids told him that he would hurt himself and there's no good reason to do it. Well Howard didn't listen to them. He swam from one end to the other and pushed off the wall to swim back. Somehow he didn't turn all the way around and smashed his head into the side wall of the pool. He said he had a huge bump on his head and was bleeding all over the place. He said that his neck is still hurting today. What a dumb ass. He could have broken his damn neck and turned into the next Christopher Reeve.
Anti-Circumcision Doctor Robert VanHough Calls In. 9/14/98. 7:05am
Howard has been reading a lot about how circumcision is unnecessary and hurtful to children. He had a doctor on the phone to back up the reasons. Craig Shoemaker from The Magic Hour was waiting in the green room and it turns out he's trying make a descision about whether or not to get his 7 week old son circumcised. Howard spent a few minutes talking about how the penis loses a lot of sensation when a child is circumcised. Howard is pissed that he was circumcised and said that if he had a son he wouldn't have it done to him. Some doctors say that circumcision will cut down on infections and crap like that but this doctor said that's not necessesarily true. Craig Shoemaker ended up hanging out for quite a while after this circumcision talk.
Craig Shoemaker Talks About The Magic Hour. 9/14/98. 7:30am
Craig Shoemaker was Magic Johnson's co-host for a short period of time on his failed TV show ''The Magic Hour.'' Craig spent about 40 minutes talking about everything that happened on the show. Craig was fired after a very short run on the show. He sat on the couch next to Magic for 3 shows but was yanked off when the ''people upstairs'' wanted him off. Howard also spent a little bit of time talking about how Magic bad mouthed him on ''The Tonight Show.'' Craig was pretty funny while he was telling his story. He basically feels that he was used as a scapegoat for a horrible show. He wasn't the problem with the show but the Magic Hour people made it seem that way. When Craig would mention certain people who worked on ''The Magic Hour'' he would call one ''Sling Blade'' and the other was ''Barney Fife.'' He did impressions of both when he'd tell Howard what they said. It was pretty funny. It sounds like things were really screwed up on that show. Craig also said that he kept in touch with some people after he was fired. He said that he heard that Shiela E held an excorsism the day after Howard was on the show to rid the studio of Howard's evil... friggin wacko. Craig claims that he wasn't paid for his work on the show and that his contract was canceled. He's not going to sue the people either. He said that they canceled the contract because he spoke to the press about the show. What a mess. Craig is now working on developing a sitcom and will be appearing on the new Hollywood Squares sometime soon. You can find out more at his web site: www.craigshoemaker.com
Marilyn Manson Comes In. 9/14/98. 8:40am
Singer Marilyn Manson came in to promote his new album and a cd signing he'll be at tomorrow at 6pm at Virgin Records in Times Square. Howard brought up Marilyn's strange appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards last Thursday night. Marilyn had his ass hanging out during his performance of ''The Dope Show.'' Howard said that it looked like his ass was sagging a little bit this year. Last year he did a similar thing with the ass and it looked tight. Marilyn said that he hasn't been on tour so he hasn't been working out on stage so it's sagging now. Howard spent some time talking about the MTV awards show and how Ben Stiller was kind of weak as a host. Gary brought in a few fans who wanted to meet Marilyn. There was a guy who brought his sister down to take off her top to show her breasts to Howard. There were a couple of other people also. One guy showed his ass and all of a sudden everyone was showing their ass. Gary even showed his ass to everyone. Howard sounded repulsed by the look of it. He said something about a ''blow hole'' on Gary's ass. Marilyn also showed his ass. Howard said that it looked tighter today than it did on the MTV Awards. He theorized that maybe the rubber suit he was wearing pushed his ass down or something. There was a point where Howard brought up drug use and Marilyn admitted to using Special K, a cat tranquilzer, during the making of his latest album ''Mechanical Animals.'' He said it helped his creativity by separating his mind from his body.

Question	Al's Answer	Correct?
What President served more than 2 terms in office?	F.D.R.	Y
Define Veracity.	Fierce, Competitive	N
Spell "UNFORTUNATELY"	U N F O R T U T L Y	N