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For The Week Of 8/3/98 to 8/7/98

-- Friday August 7, 1998 --

The Magic Hour Has Been Canceled! 8/7/98. 6:15am
After Howard spent 10 minutes complaining about the way Gary clears his throat in the morning he mentioned that ''The Magic Hour'' was canceled. Magic's final new show was last night. If you missed Howard's appearance on the show you can catch it tonight. They're rerunning it tonight for some reason. The show only aired for 8 weeks and Howard thinks that he helped keep it on the air for a couple of weeks longer with his history making appearance. Howard played tape from last night's Magic show. Magic thanked a bunch of people at the end of the show but left Howard out. What a dick! Howard got him his biggest ratings and he didn't thank him! Howard also played tape of Magic talking about him on some show in Washington D.C. Magic said that Howard didn't upset him when he appeared on his show because Howard was just doing his thing.
Gary's Penis Measured Wrong? 8/7/98. 7:00am
Gary claims he didn't measure his penis correctly yesterday. He and the rest of the guys on the show measured their penis' with this Male Genitalia Kit which included a ruler. The ruler was bendable and Gary thinks that he shortchanged himself. The ruler had a red dot on it and he thought that he had to bend the ruler to the red dot to get an accurate measurement. Howard says that's stupid and if he hadn't bent the ruler it would have come out shorter than 5 7/8'' long. Gary said he's going to remeasure it this weekend and let us know next week.
Daniel Carver Movie Reviews. 8/7/98. 7:15am
KKK member Daniel Carver called in with a few movie reviews today. Daniel reviewed ''Vampire in Brooklyn'', ''Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'', and ''Sister Act''. Daniel said that he sometimes enjoys Eddie Murphy so he gave ''Vampire in Brooklyn'' a 1 burning cross rating. The second movie, ''Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'', was about a drag queen and Daniel didn't like that at all. He said it was the worst movie he's ever seen. He gave that a 0 rating. The last movie, ''Sister Act'', starred Whoopi Goldberg. Daniel said that she's pretty funny so he gave that a 3 burning cross rating. He did say that she was the ugliest black woman he's ever seen though. Howard let a few angry phone callers through to yell at Daniel as usual but everything the people said just didn't phase the racist asswipe. If you want to see all of Daniel's movie reviews check out my Daniel Carver Movie Review Summary page.

The First Annual Frankenstein Make Over Contest. 8/7/98. 7:45am
The first Frankenstein make over contest lasted over an hour because there were 14 women competing. There were 4 judges rating women who think they need some plastic surgery. Dr. Calabro from Philadelphia was donating his services for this contest. The judges were Vin the retard, Joe Cancer, Ralph the fag and Ronnie the limo driver. Each contestant came in and gave their sorry assed story to try and get the votes of each judge. The idea behind the game was to find a woman who would turn out a piece of ass when all the surgery is done. So in other words, the uglier the woman, the lower the score. The highest score won the contest. Here's how the scoring went:

	Vin	Joe	Ralph	Ronnie	Totals
Christina	8	7	3	4	22
Alicia	6	7	3	1	17
Janine	10	10	7	6	33
Jane	9	9	8	8	34
Cindy	2	7	7	8	24
Diane	5	5	4	9	23
Sydney	2	8	3	4	17
Sammy	9	7	7	9	32
Christy	6	6	2	2	16
Jasmine	10	10	9	8	37
Rosemary	1	6	1	1	9
Debbie	2	7	5	7	21
Michelle	10	6	2	5	23
Croy	0	8	0	2	10

As you can see Jasmine won the contest. The only problem was that she just got over Hodgkins disease so it's questionable whether or not she'll be able to have the surgery. The runner up, Jane, may be the one who gets the surgery. Gary said that they'll be following the progress of whoever has the surgery. Dr. Calabro, who will be performing the surgery, was present for the judging and even demonstrated how he'd make the women over. He had washable markers and he drew on the women to show what he'd remove or improve. This should make for a good E! show or two.

Chuck Zito Plays The Mike Walker Game. 8/7/98. 9:05am
Actor Chuck Zito and a couple of other actors from the HBO series ''Oz'' came in to play the Mike Walker gossip game. Chuck, Dean Winters and J.D. Winters all star in ''Oz'' which is a dramatic series which takes place in a prison. The show airs on HBO Monday nights at 10pm. It reruns on Wednesday and Saturday nights at 11pm. Howard said it's a good show but it's pretty scary. Howard talked with the guys for a few minutes and moved on to the Mike Walker game.
Mike Walker called in with his weekly gossip game. He has four gossip stories from his National Enquirer column. One of the stories is false and everyone tries to pick the false story. Here are this week's stories:
1. Actress Julia Louis Dreyfus has been trying to call ex co-star Jerry Seinfeld but he hasn't returned her calls. One of his people eventually called her and said that he's busy with his Broadway show so he doesn't have time to talk.
2. Fran Drescher brought her dog to a restaurant and demanded to have a chair and place setting for the dog even though there are laws about having animals in a restaurant.
3. Claudia Schiffer turned down a role in a James Bond movie because the producers wouldn't give her husband, Magician David Copperfield, a role on the film.
4. Baywatch fans will have to look at some fat women on the show thanks to feedback from female viewers. They're hiring some plus size women to star on the show.
Chuck, Robin and Jackie all chose number 2 as the false story. J.D. chose number 1 and Dean and Howard chose number 4 as the false story. The actual false story was number 3. No one got it correct this week.
After the game Howard spent some time talking to Chuck about the Hells Angels and stuff like that. Then this guy who calls himself ''Angry Black'' showed up at the station. He called in when Chuck called in recently and wanted to fight Chuck. He still wanted to fight him and wanted to set up the fight today. Chuck said that he's retired from fighting people and now he's just acting. Angry Black kept up his brave front until Gary brought him into the studio to see just how big Chuck really is. Angry Black changed his tune after that. He backed down and eventually just left. Chuck thinks that he could kick the guys ass but doesn't have a desire to do that.
Robin's Birthday Celebration. 8/7/98. 9:55am
Tomorrow is Robin's birthday, she'll be 46. Howard got her a nice solid gold necklace which cost him about $3000! After Robin accepted her gift Gary announced that Robin's family was waiting in the green room. Robin had invited them up to visit with her this weekend. Robin's parents were there along with her older brother, his wife and son. Howard spoke to some of her family for a few minutes and found out that Robin would be showing them around the city today. They're going to a play and to see Robin's horses. The one weird is the fact that Robin was sending her family out to lunch while she goes to the gym after the show. Is it just me or is that a little strange?
-- Thursday August 6, 1998 --
Web Site Of The Day WWW.GOREGALLERY.COM. 8/6/98. 6:30am
Howard was telling Robin about this picture of a mutilated penis that he'd sent to Jackie. He couldn't figure out exactly what the picture was though. He gave out the url so everyone else could take a look at some of the gore. Just head over to www.goregallery.com to see for yourself.
Porno Star Janine Lindemulder Visits. 8/6/98. 7:05am
Janine Lindemulder came in to promote an appearance she was making this afternoon. She was signing autographs at a Tower Records store. Howard spent some time talking to Janine about this Vince Neil tape that's being sold on the web. The tape is a home video of Janine and Vince Neil from Motley Crue having sex. Janine claims that she didn't release the tape but she is profiting from it. Vince claims that he didn't release the tape either but he was the one who had the original copy. Howard watched the tape and said that it looked like Vince didn't do much for Janine. She was doing all the work on him. She agreed and said she probably wouldn't put up with that today. Since Janine is so hot, Howard decided to have her fluff the guys up so they could remeasure their penis'. Last week they measured them with the Male Genitalia Kit which included a special ruler and a note pad for tracking the size of your penis. Gary was first to get fluffed. He and Janine went into the bathroom and about 2 minutes later Janine came out. Gary was aroused pretty quick. Howard was next so he took a commercial break. After the break he came back and said that he just couldn't get a good measurement. Jackie had gone in and got his new measurement also. Fred was sitting out because he had the best one last week. Here's last week's measurements:
- Jackie - 5¼''
- Gary - 5 5/8''
- Howard - 6''
- Fred - 6½''
Before Janine left one of the guys from the E! crew, Richie, had to meet Janine. He told Gary the other day that he'd do anything to meet her so they had him dress in a woman's dress. He got to meet her but he was in a dress and wearing lipstick and nail polish. Janine got a kick out of it and thought it was nice that he was willing to go through all of that just to meet her. Richie said he fell in love with her the first time he saw her on Howard's E! show. He said that she's like a work of art and couldn't take his eyes off of her. Howard took some phone calls for a while then told Janine that he wanted her to try to get him aroused again. They took a break and when they came back Howard had his measurement. Here's how they stacked up today:
- Jackie - 5¾''
- Gary - 5 7/8''
- Howard - 6''
- Fred - No Measurement
Howard got fully aroused this time and came out at the same size. Janine was still hanging around when Steven Baldwin called in.
Steven Baldwin Calls In. 8/6/98. 8:20am
Actor Steven Baldwin called in to promote the Carol M. Baldwin Celebrity Golf Tournament which happens on Monday, August 10 on Long Island. The event benefits breast cancer research. There will be a few celebrities appearing at the event and one of them is Rosie O'Donnell...Howard's favorite pumpkin head. The first thing Howard asked Steven about was if he'd ever measured his penis. Steven says that he's done it and measures 8 inches. Howard spoke with Steven for a while and took a few phone calls from angry listeners. For some reason a lot of people hate the Baldwin brothers. A little while into the phone call Steven's brother Billy showed up where Steven was. Howard had Billy get on the phone so he could talk to him for a while. That led to one of the interns coming in to tell a story about Billy. Eric the intern said that he saw Billy get into an argument at a basketball game. Eric said that Billy was getting hassled by some people in the stands and he confronted them. Billy claims that the security guards had to pull them apart but Eric says that Billy backed down and got all pasty white and shaky. After that Howard put a guy on the phone who argued with Billy for a few minutes. They were all talking over each other the whole time so it wasn't easy to follow. Mrs. Baldwin got on the phone to thank Howard real quick before Howard got off the phone. If you'd like to find out more about the golf tournament just call 800-552-0526.
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Groundhog Brothers. 8/6/98. 9:05am
How does this sound.. Two retarded brothers, one 40 years old and one 32 years old, who DJ parties but sing karoke over the songs they play. Well, that's what The Groundhog brothers do. Howard spoke with them on the phone today. Someone had sent Howard a tape of these guys at a party so Howard wanted to talk to them before inviting them down to the studio. It didn't take long before Howard was convinced that they should appear on his first CBS tv show on August 22. The brothers performed ''Your Cheating Heart'', ''Old Time Rock and Roll'' and ''The Brady Bunch Theme'' songs for Howard. They should be showing up live in the near future so keep your ears open. Howard also got to talk to their father who may be slightly retarded himself. The guy didn't answer any of Howard's questions very well. These guys may be bigger than Crackhead Bob!
Be Part Of The Howard Stern Lesbian Dance Party. 8/6/98. 10:35am
As Howard was ending the show today he mentioned that they'll be doing this Lesbian Dance Party sometime in the future and if you want to be in it then call the show at 800-44-STERN.
-- Wednesday August 5, 1998 --
Will Steven Speilberg Be Added To Howard's Shit List? 8/5/98. 6:20am
A listener called in this morning and said that he saw director Steven Speilberg bad mouthing Howard on MSNBC last night. Howard needs to see the tape for himself before he turns his attention to ripping apart Speilberg though. Stay tuned.
New Station Added - WTLX 100.5 Madison, Wisconsin. 8/5/98. 6:30am
Howard announced that they have a new affiliate in Madison, Wisconsin as of today. The market is small but the station isn't doing very well. According to Howard the station didn't even show up on the latest ratings chart. Howard feels that he'll be number one there in no time.
Author John Eagan Comes In. 8/5/98. 7:10am
This guy wrote a book called How To Pick Up Beautiful Women In Nightclubs or Any Other Place: Secrets Every Man Should Know. He came in this morning to give out some of his advice. He also demonstrated how it works by sending out a couple of Howard's interns. They taped the attempts by Benjy and Michael Morales. Howard never got around to playing all of Michael's attempt but apparently it was successful. Benjy was successful also. Howard played the tape and Benjy had no problem picking up a woman. After Howard played the tape of the pick-up he played tape of Benjy getting questioned by the police. One woman that Benjy tried to pick up went to the cops so they went to question him. Benjy is so weird that he took off running and when they caught him he took on a Russian accent and acted really scared. He said that he just wanted to leave and sounded like he was going to cry. Mr. Eagan tried to explain some of his suggestions for picking up women. He rambled them off very quickly so it was hard to catch. The one suggestion he had was the opening line for approaching a woman. It goes something like ''It's never easy meeting a stranger, especially one as beautiful as you. Would you like to? My name is...''. You can find out more about the book at www.4secret.com or order it from Amazon.com.
Howard Checks Out Live Sex On The Web. 8/5/98. 7:50am
As Howard was returning from a commercial break he mentioned that he was checking out a live video feed of a woman doing stuff to herself. It's one of those sites where you can tell the woman what to do. She was doing something with a toy and her ass. Howard didn't say exactly what she was doing but it must have been pretty bizarre. The woman, AbbyXXX, was on the phone so Howard said hi to her real quick. She gave out her web site address at www.ifriend.net.
Gary Garver Interviews. 8/5/98. 7:55am
Gary Garver was out at some golf event and ran into Brian of the Mark & Brian radio show. He asked him ''Why do you think Howard destroyed your ratings?'' and the guy went crazy. He tried to goof on Gary's voice and got all flustered. Then Gary asked him ''Who's the woman and who's the man in your relationship?''. Brian ended up taking Gary's microphone and throwing it into the woods. Gary also interviewed actor James Garner. He asked him a few questions but when they got a little bit racy Garner asked Gary where he was from. Gary said ''..CBS..'' and someone told Garner that he was from Howard's show. As soon as he hear that he said ''Goodbye!'' and walked away.
Drew Carey Calls In. 8/5/98. 8:10am
Actor/Comedian Drew Carey called in to plug his new show ''Who's Line Is It Anyway'' which debuts tonight on ABC after ''The Drew Carey Show''. Drew spoke with Howard for a few minutes about his great sex life and the beautiful women he gets. He picked up a 22 year old woman at a club out in Los Angeles when he was out with Jackie and Gary. Gary said he was surprised at how nice and polite Drew was to the woman. Drew also brought up Mike Walker from the National Enquirer. He said that there was a story in his column that was just not true at all. It was something about a bicycle falling off of his car and causing an accident. Drew thinks that there's someone impersonating him or something like that. That led to Howard talking about a guy who was impersonating Gary a few years back. That guy was raping women. Make sure you check out Drew's new show tonight. It's getting good reviews and Drew said it's the funniest show he's been involved in.

The Deacon Jones Game. 8/5/98. 8:40am
Gary Garver got an interview with ex-football player Deacon Jones. He also got to ask him some trivia questions so Howard and the gang bet on what Deacon's answers would be. He played the regular questions first then played the game. Here are the questions they bet on:

Question	Deacon's Answer	Correct?
What happened on December 7, 1941?	The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor	Y
How many senators are elected in each state?	Two	Y
What state is the Grand Canyon in?	Arizona	Y
What did Jonas Salk invent?	Don't know	N
Who was the Soviet leader during World War 2?	Nakita Kruschev	N
What is the state capital of New York?	Albany	Y
How many sides are on a pentagon?	Sixteen	N
What causes the tides?	No idea	N
What planet has a ring around it?	Jupiter	N
What day is added every 4 years?	Leap year	Y
How many Great Lakes are there?	Don't know	N

Paula Ciccone Comes In. 8/5/98. 8:55am
This nutty woman who claims to be the sister of singer Madonna came in for absolutely no reason today. Paula Ciccone has been on the show in the past and she usually just rambles on and on about nothing. Well, that's what happened today. She doesn't pay attention to what anyone says so she's uncontrollable. She was supposed to be on earlier in the show but she disappeared for a while when she went out to move her car. Mike Gange chased her down and brought her back. She didn't talk into the microphone half the time and the rest of the time she just didn't make much sense. Howard took some phone calls while she was there but Paula just talked over them and didn't pay attention. She attempted to sing but she sounded awful. In the past when she's appeared on the show Madonna's management have called and told Gary that she's not really Madonna's sister. Duh! The woman is just nutty. Howard couldn't get rid of her so he just played the commercials over her while she was talking.
Stuttering John Interviews Jerry Seinfeld. 8/5/98. 9:30am
Stuttering John somehow managed to get a quick interview with comedian Jerry Seinfeld. He asked Jerry ''Will Shoshauna be at your HBO show?'' and ''How come you can make fun of Puerto Rican people but Howard can't make fun of you?''. Seinfeld said he couldn't understand the first question and said that Howard could make fun of him, he just doesn't have to help him do it. As Seinfeld ran away John yelled out ''What brand of rubbers do you use?''. Seinfeld never answered.
-- Tuesday August 4, 1998 (Replayed on Master Tape Theatre Sunday, April 24, 2011) --
Gary Garver Interviews. 8/4/98. 6:55am
Howard played tape of a few celebrity interviews that Gary Garver recently did. Gary interviewed Courtney Cox, Nic Cage and Gary Sinese. All three interviews were pretty short. He asked Courtney a few softball questions but when he asked her if penis size is important she knew he was from the Stern show. She then told Gary to say ''hi'' to Howard and left. Nic Cage hung around through a couple of questions but soon discovered that the questions were kind of strange and decided to leave. Gary Sinese didn't last quite as long. After about 2 questions he left. He didn't like a question about President Clinton so he stopped the interview.
Male Genitalia Kit Web Site Address. 8/4/98. 7:05am
Last week Howard and the other guys on the show measured their penis' with a male genitalia kit. Howard didn't plug the kit that much so the guy who runs the web site wrote in and asked him to do so. Howard quickly gave out the web site address for those of you who would like to see how big your dick is. They're located at www.afraidtoask.com
Nicole Bass Visits. 8/4/98. 7:25am
Nicole Bass, the worlds biggest female body builder, came in to visit for a little bit today. Nicole has been appearing on the show since about 1994 when she appeared on Howard's New Years Rotten Eve Pay-Per-View event. Nicole looks very much like a man so that's what the whole interview was about today. She's now a professional wrestler so she got in a couple of quick plugs for a Pay-Per-View event that she appears in. It's called ''Heat Wave 98'' and it airs tonight. Nicole recently had some plastic surgery to make her look more like a woman but according to Howard, she looks the same. She got breast implants and had a nose job but she still looks like a man. Howard asked her if she'd submit to a genetic test to find out if she really is a woman. She said she would. Nicole swears that, although she hasn't had one in 6 months, she has had a period in her life. Howard said that he'd like to have her genetic testing done next week. In the mean time Howard convinced Robin to look at Nicole's vagina in the bathroom. Robin was very reluctant to do it but eventually broke down and went in. Nicole refuses to show it to Howard but Robin was a different story. The whole thing was really weird. The first time Robin went in Nicole wanted to bend over and show Robin what she looked like from behind. Robin laughed and walked out so Howard had to send her back in to see it from the front. According to Robin Nicole was very slow to take off her clothes. When Nicole did get naked she kept her legs together so it was hard for Robin to tell what it looked like. She didn't say much while Nicole was there but later in the show she said that the so called vagina had the texture of testicle skin, not the usual labia smooth look. Nicole seemed to be shaken by the whole thing. She was almost in tears. Hopefully next week we'll find out the truth behind the woman.
Luke Perry Calls In. 8/4/98. 8:15am
Actor Luke Perry called in to discuss his return to ''Beverly Hills 90210'' on FOX. Luke left the show a few years ago to pursue a movie career but Howard just read that Luke has signed on to return to his old tv show. Luke said that he's been asked to come back for the past couple of years but he was busy with his new child and some other work. Now he's agreed to come back because he doesn't have an excuse not to return. Howard told Luke when he left the show that he shouldn't do it. He said that every actor should milk their jobs for every cent while they can because they may never have another hit. Howard says that he's not sure if he's glad about Luke's character returning to his favorite show. He thinks that Luke's character Dillon should just be dating women and messing up relationships on the show. Luke said he's not sure exactly what will happen with the character. When 90210 is done Luke has a deal to develop another show for Fox so he's set for a while. Keep your eye open for Luke this season on ''Beverly Hills 90210''.
James Doohan Visits Via Satellite. 8/4/98. 8:25am
78 year old actor James Doohan, who played Mr. Scott on ''Star Trek'', was live via satellite today. Doohan is promoting the Phillips High Definition Television which will be coming out soon. Howard just wanted to talk about Doohan's relationship with William Shatner. Doohan doesn't like the guy and has said so many times. James says that his wife doesn't like him bad mouthing Shatner publicly. Howard read some quotes that Doohan has made and Doohan confirmed them but he didn't get into too much bad mouthing. He did say that he will never work with Shatner again unless he gets paid the same amount of money. Howard brought up the fact that James' wife is 35 years younger than him. He asked him if he needs to use Viagra to have sex. Doohan says that he has a prescription but hasn't had to use it yet. One other interesting fact was that Doohan's father invented high octane gasoline back in 1923. You'd think that he'd get rich off of the invention but James said his dad made one dollar for it.
Benjy The Intern's Sex Adventure. 8/4/98. 8:50am
Benjy the intern is having sex with a married woman who has children. Howard heard about this and just had to talk about it on the air. Benjy met this woman through a personal ad in the newspaper. In the ad the woman said that she was married with children and just wanted to have sex. Benjy called and hooked up with her. It turns out that she's actually good looking and in her 30's. The first time they met they just went out to a bar. The second time was more like a date and they ended up having sex. As a matter of fact Benjy got oral sex and had anal sex with the woman on that date. Now he's going out with her once every week or week and a half. Way to go Benji!
Demi Moore Look Alike Comes In. 8/4/98. 9:00am
This woman called in recently and said that she's been told she looks like Demi Moore. She came in today to be evaluated by Howard. Howard said that she looks kind of like Demi Moore but she has a huge ass and she's out of shape. The 21 year old wasn't wearing a bra yet her breasts stuck straight out so that was one positive point. Howard told her to lose 10 pounds and get toned up a bit and she could be a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Right now he'd give her a 6 which is pretty good. He said she's really cute but she's needs to get in better shape.
Captain Janks Web Site Find. 8/4/98. 9:15am
Captain Janks called in to tell Howard about a funny web site. He said that it's a spoof of Jackie's Jokeland web site called Jackie's Junkland. Janks said you can link to the site through his site at www.captainjanks.com
-- Monday August 3, 1998 --
Senator Al's Birthday Party. 8/3/98. 6:05am
Howard's picture was plastered in the local New York newspapers this morning. He was at Senator Al D'Amato's 61st birthday party yesterday. Howard says that he didn't want to go to the function but Senator Al talked him into it. Howard was also talked into making a speech for the New York Senator. Howard ended up giving D'Amato his own watch as a joke. He never got the watch back either.
Tom Chiusano's Movie Reviews. 8/3/98. 6:35am
Howard was yelling at General Manager Tom Chiusano once again this morning. That led to Howard talking to Tom about what he did over the weekend. Tom really enjoys going to the movies and sometimes goes to more than one a week. This weekend he saw ''The Parent Trap''. Howard then turned this into a movie review segment. The ratings are based on a scale of 1 to 5 golf swings since Tom enjoys golf so much. Here's how he rated the following movies:
- The Parent Trap - 2½ Golf Swings
- The Negotiator - 4 Golf Swings
- Saving Private Ryan - 5 Golf Swings
- Zorro - 3 Golf Swings
- Lethal Weapon 4 - 3½ Golf Swings
- Steven Speilberg's Body Of Work - 5 Golf Swings
It sounds like Howard would like to turn this in to a regular thing. Tom could review new movies and Daniel Carver could do the video rental reviews.
Angel And Anthony, Howard's Biggest Fans. 8/3/98. 7:50am
These two people from Georgia were allowed to meet Howard this morning. Angel and Anthony think that they are Howard's biggest fans. They don't hear the radio show, they only watch the E! television show. They've been sending Howard articles and other info through the mail and just recently sent him a video tape of them having sex. Both of them are still living at home down in Georgia so they don't have to pay rent. Anthony is a nude art class model and makes about $12 an hour. The two of them somehow saved up enough money to come up to New York to meet their king. Angel was only 4'11'' tall and Howard said they got into some wild sexual positions in the tape they sent. Gary read part of one of the letters they sent to Howard and it was pretty bizarre. They ramble on and on about their own lives in the letters. Howard was going to sign a ''Rolling Stone'' magazine for them before they left.
Billy Corgan Comes In. 8/3/98. 8:20am
Billy Corgan of the band came in to visit today. He brought his girlfriend Yelana in with him. Howard was falling in love with her of course. She looked really young. Billy and Howard spent about a half hour talking about a bunch of stuff that has happened in Billy's life. One of the first things they talked about was the fact that Chevy Chase had Billy kicked off an airplane down in St. Barts in the Caribbean. Billy explained how he was waiting to take off in an 8 seat plane when someone came up to him and said he had to get off the plane. When he got off he saw Chevy Chase and his family walking towards it. He somehow managed to get the plane all to himself and Billy kicked off. I'm sure it wasn't personal though. Billy also spoke about a confrontation he had with actor Paul Sorvino backstage at some MTV event. He said that Sorvino was upset over something one of the other band members had done and took it out on Billy. Howard had all kinds of notes on rumors about Billy but most of them were exaggerated according to Billy. Howard read a bunch of stories about Billy's parents but they were blown out of proportion. Billy's childhood was kind of messed up though. He was never in a stable family but didn't get into too many details. Howard was curious about why the other members of the Smashing Pumpkins didn't come on the show. Billy said that they're just not able to wake up so early. He said that one of the guys likes the show but he'd be afraid of Howard's questions.
Billy also spoke about the Courtney Love controversy. Billy claims that he helped Courtney Love get her latest album off the ground and without him there wouldn't have been a new Hole album. Love denied that and things turned ugly. Billy and Courtney had been friends since 1991 but now Billy says he won't even talk to her. Billy helped write about 6 or 7 of the songs that they worked on and even played bass on one of them. He thinks that Courtney is just embarrassed that she needed help with the album and that's why she's so defensive.
Howard told Billy that he had a 15 year old girl waiting to come in to watch him perform. The 15 year old, Alexis, had written in and requested to meet Billy because she missed a recent show for some reason. After taking a break Howard had Alexis come in. When she walked in Howard said ''She's HOT!'' and continued to drool over her. He said she didn't look 15. Howard was hoping for the 15 year old to come in and scream and stuff like that. She was pretty relaxed other than a little bit of nervous shaking. Billy performed the song ''Perfect'' off the album Adore which sounded pretty good. Howard was hoping that he'd play another song but Billy said his voice was pretty messed up. They ended up taking phone calls for a little while instead. Alexis never really did get that excited about meeting her idol.