Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
How many wheels are on a tricycle? | N | Three | Y |
How many nostrils do you have? | Y | Two | Y |
Name one olympic event. | Y | The Knicks | N |
What are the next two words from this Shakespeare line ''To be or not..'' | N | To be | Y |
The guy was arguing about the last question but he was being stupid so Howard just hung up on the guy. He got another guy on the phone but he ended up losing also. He wasn't as annoying so Howard gave him a copy of Jackie's new album Hot Dogs and Donuts as a consolation prize. Here's how his game went:
Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
What presidents picture is on the one dollar bill? | Y | Oh shit | N |
What did old MacDonald own? | Y | The farm | Y |
How many toes do you have? | Y | Five | N |
What do you call people who eat other people? | N | Cannibals | Y |
Howard and the gang bet on the rest of the questions so here they are:
Question | Homeless Answer | Correct? |
What does the word Karoke mean? | Uhm, food? | N |
Name one airline. | Kennedy | N |
Name one ocean. | Atlantic | Y |
True or false, dolphins walk on land. | FALSE | y |
The Academy Awards happen how many times a year? | Two | N |
How many quarters are in 75 cents? | Three | Y |
What letters in the alphabet are vowels? | A E I O U and sometimes Y | Y |
How do you spell Titanic? | T I T I N A C | N |
How many states are there in the United States | Fifty two | N |
Mike Walker calls in weekly with his gossip game. He reads four gossip stories from his National Enquirer column. One of the stories is false, try to pick it out.
Paige hung around for a while after the game. She said that she makes about half a million dollars a year being a Penthouse Pet of the Year. Eventually Howard got her into a bikini that was too small for her. She hesitated to get changed but Howard somehow convinced her. Howard wanted to touch her ass but she didn't want her boyfriend to get upset. Gary offered her a bunch of prizes to let Howard touch her but she wouldn't budge. Howard was reading Paige's bio and it said that she was going to be an archaeologist but when Howard asked her to spell it she couldn't. And when he asked her what an archaeologist does she said that they ''..dig up bones and stuff like that.'' No one believed that she was going to be one. After begging and pleading for her to let Howard touch her ass she finally broke down and let him do it. It took a while but she finally broke down. Paige has a new video out ''Penthouse Pet of the Year and Friends Starring Paige Summers'' available in stores now.
Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
What letters in the alphabet are vowels? | Y | A,L,X | N |
How many wheels are on a tricycle? | N | Three | Y |
What is Viagra? | N | The address here | N |
How many nostrils do you have? | Y | Two | Y |
What president's picture is on the 1 dollar bill? | Y | George Washington | Y |
Well, she won her Pearl Jam Tickets but just barely. After Elise was done Howard and the gang bet on the rest of the questions. Here they are:
Question | Homeless Answer | Correct? |
What does the word homophobic mean? | to live without water | N |
Complete this famous Shakespeare line, 'To be or not..' | To Be | Y |
How many pints are in a quart? | Three | N |
What did Old MacDonald own? | A farm, E I E I O | Y |
How many toes do you have? | Five | N |
Name one airline. | TWA | Y |
Name one olympic event. | When they pass the baton. | Y |
How many quarters are in 75 cents? | Three | Y |
Name this comedy duo, Abbott and.. | Costello | Y |
Spell Titanic. | T A T I C | N |
Name one ocean. | Michigan | N |
The Academy awards are held how many times a year? | One | Y |
What do you call people who eat other people? | Cannibals | Y |
What is Karoke? | John Lennon's old lady | N |