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After the game everyone stuck around for a while. David Brenner said he and Elizabeth are writing a book about being pregnant. David is appearing down in Atlantic City at one of the Trump casino's at the end of the month. Crackhead Bob and Elephant Boy will be making a bunch of appearances in the near future. You can find out more at www.pegasusconcerts.com.
Howard started off the show talking about all of the possibilities they have when they do the show. He said today they plan on spanking a woman with a fish. Tomorrow they have Brian Wilson coming in. Gary Busey will be stopping by later on this morning. He spent a minute talking about how Busey just became Born Again. He said the guy almost died a couple of years back when he overdosed on cocaine. He also kept people from drinking at his wedding because he had stopped drinking himself. He said he should be a good interview though. Howard said that Gary's son is in acting now and he looks just like his father.
Howard said that Drew Barrymore has blown them off to do the show and he's not sure that she's that famous that she can blow off his show like that. Gary said that she's never done the show and he's not even sure what she's that famous for. She hasn't done anything to get that kind of notoriety. Gary remembered that they did ask her if she told Stuttering john that their show as disgusting.
Robin saw her name listed in the credits for a movie and they had it in huge letters like something big was going to happen when it appeared. Howard said he wanted something big like that when he made his movie but Ivan Reitman didn't see the humor in it. Howard said he was running out of time already and wanted to stay on schedule. He wanted to come up with something to call her but they didn't really have much of anything.
Howard and the guys remembered seeing Drew Barrymore on the Garry Shandling show one time. That led to them talking about how Gary picked up Calista Flockhart from Ally McBeal and going out with her in a car. Howard said he thinks that she's way too cute for him and he should be the one picking her up, not Garry Shandling. Howard went to his first break a short time after that.
The caller asked Howard if he wanted to talk to his cousin. He tried putting her on the phone but she refused to talk. Howard told her she'd better get on the phone if she wants to have sex with her cousin. The guy started making weird noises so Howard hung up on him.
King of All Blacks called in and said he had a dream about him last night. King told Howard that going to a therapist is a waste of money and they're just going to try to make him feel bad for being smart. Howard laughed and let him continue. King said that they will tell him all of the stuff he does wrong while it's actually right. He said that Robin and Howard were both born with something that other people don't have. He was talking about common sense.
King said that Howard can't get along with people in the regular world so that's why he's got this special common sense. He also told Howard that when he was on the Magic Johnson show, it was the best. He said his mother was laughing and said it was the funniest thing when he was talking to Magic about putting lotion on his ashy elbows. Howard let King go a short time later.
Howard saw that he had another caller who suggested that they call Drew by her mother's name, Jaid, and really freak her out. The guy also told Howard that some guy was going to beat his ass. The guy started promoting the Curtis Sliwa show and said he loves that guy. He said that Art Bell was trying to come in and replace him. Howard said that means that he must suck if they're getting Art Bell in there to replace him.
Howard went to a caller who had some audio from the Larry King Show where Larry and Charlie Rose were talking about Larry's many marriages. The guy played the audio for Howard so they spent a short time talking about Larry's many marriages. He's been married 8 times according to Robin. Howard told the guy to stay on the line because he had an article to read about Larry.
Howard found this article where Ben Stein writes about his run-in with Larry King at an airport. He said that Larry rolled up with a sad looking younger woman. Ben described Larry as looking very unhappy with his young, sad looking wife. Stein said that Larry looked like he was upset about something and got himself boarded on the plane ahead of everyone else. Howard said that they will let celebrities board after everyone else but Larry has to get on first.
Howard continued to read the story and Ben Stein claimed that Larry screwed up the cleaning schedule when he demanded to board the plane. The flight attendant on the plane later told Ben that the cleaning schedule had thrown off the flight. Ben also said that Larry was blocking the bathroom door up near the cockpit while he was talking to the pilots. He refused to even acknowledge that he was trying to open the door. Howard continued the story and read that Stein had seen Larry get off the plane first and he took a mobile lounge which drove him off.
Melrose Larry Green called in to play some audio clips for them. He said there were a couple of people who died this week including Robert Young and Alan Sheppard. They spent a minute talking about that and then had Melrose play the audio he had. Howard goofed on Larry for a short time when he brought up the column that Larry writes where he just throws in a bunch of non-sequiturs. He made up a bunch of his own which sounded like something Larry would write.
Melrose went to the tape he had. In the clip Larry asks his guest, Don Imus, what he thinks about his competition, Howard Stern. Howard said that he has no competition and no one comes close to beating him based on the number of listeners he has with so few radio stations. He said that Imus beats no one. Howard and Robin got pissed before the answer even came out so they had to have Melrose rewind. Imus says that Howard has to have at least twice the listeners he does and that he can be funny. Imus said that Howard can be funny, he doesn't really think that Howard likes him though.
Howard went off on Imus saying that he's just a rip-off of him and a bad one at that. There are many others who are better at ripping him off. He said that guy Brother Wease up in Rochester was so good it took him a couple of years to beat him. Howard said the industry sucks and he doesn't trust anyone. Everyone sucks. He hung up on Melrose a short time later and that made Jackie laugh. Howard said he did that just for Jackie because he loves when he does that.
Howard said he did himself once and then passed out asleep. Then he was up at 3 in the morning again so he had to do it again to get back to sleep. He said he had some red satin shorts that he wore as underwear. He dropped them down to his ankles and started feeling his own legs. He said that makes him feel powerful and he feels excited. Then he touches the side of his butt and pretends that it's a girl touching him there. After that he spreads his legs wide to show the freedom he has. He did all of this at 3 in the morning. He told the guys he bends his knees. Then he got on the floor and demonstrated what he does.
Gary asked Howard about that whole ritual and asked if that's some kind of fantasy he has. Howard said he does have some girls that he goes to quickly to get himself done. He has an Amy Lynn fantasy that helps him finish in about 2 seconds. He also said that no one ever says no in those fantasies either.
Gary told Howard that this penis measuring thing is going to take three measurements. He said that's what they suggest in the instructions. He said they tell you exactly how to measure and they have a pie chart that shows what level you're at. Gary asked him if he thinks he's 5 inches or less. Howard said he thinks he's about 5 so Gary told him that there are about 7.5 percent of the population is that size or smaller. He said that there are about 25 percent who are at 6 inches. Then there are 10 percent who are 9 inches.
Howard said they'll be doing the measuring later on this morning. Howard said he won't lie about his size either. Gary said that if you're big unexcited, you won't be much bigger when excited. He had to go to break a short time later.
Howard asked Tom what he does like and said he should come in and tell him what they can do. He called Tom a dick head and a dick and said he could do a lame show like everyone else but he doesn't want to. He said they should measure dick head's head today. He told Tom to keep his opinion to himself and leave him alone.
Chaunce Hayden called in and said that Bob McAllister was another guy who died that they forgot to mention. They spent a minute talking about that and then Gary came in so Howard yelled at him not to tell him anything that Tom says anymore. He told him that Tom is an idiot and he doesn't want to hear anything about that guy from now on.
Gary came in to talk about Bob McAllister and how he had called into the show one time. He told Howard about that time but Howard was still on the Tom Chiusano thing. He was goofing on Tom about the crap that he likes to hear on the air. He brought up the Greaseman disaster that Tom had to do with. Chaunce wanted to talk more about that Bob McCallister guy but Howard didn't care about him. The guy was the host of a children's show and that meant nothing according to Howard. They did talk a little more about him even though Howard didn't want to.
Howard got back to Chaunce and asked him what else he had to talk about. Chaunce said he wrote a column about Scores and he was over there for the first time since that. He said that the girls have been walking around in lingerie lately and he thinks it's even better than it was before. They had a new rule about what the women could wear in the clubs and that's why they were in lingerie. He also said that Gary Busey was in the champagne room last night. Howard said he thought he was Born Again. Chaunce said he sure wasn't born again last night.
Howard said they got a huge fish to beat the woman with. They didn't have it in the studio because it was on ice stinking up another room. The guys brought in the fish and said they actually had a few different sizes to use. They pulled out the biggest one and it was so big Howard didn't think he could beat her with it. They had a smaller flounder that he figured he'd use. Gary told him he's got to try the huge fish too. Howard said he'll give that a try.
Howard took a couple of phone calls to kill some time before the girl came in. One guy said that he's not sure what Gary's value is on the show. The guy seemed to be a little bit out of it so Howard asked him if he was drunk. The guy ended up cursing a couple of times. Howard found out the guy was drunk and asked him what he drank. The guy said he had some malt liquor. He didn't take any drugs but said he wished he did. The guy said he was ''two ages'' away from Howard's age and he's still living with his mother. The guy talked about how he's not having fun doing it but Howard hung up on him and said he didn't care.
Howard took a call from a former intern by the name of Chris who told him about Jackie kind of molesting him at a softball game one time. He said that he had cupped his crotch and ass when they were having their picture taken. Howard said he had a feeling that Jackie was kind of gay. Chris said it was like he was wearing a ''Jackie thong.'' Howard said Jackie has done that with their intern KC as well. He was seen chasing him around like he was hot for him.
Howard took another phone call from a guy who said that he had some advice for the fish beating thing. The guy said that he worked at a place where they beat each other with fish as an initiation type thing. He said you have to grab the flounder right around the head. Howard was going to grab it by the tail so the guy told him to use the head because you can get a better grip. Howard said he was going to take a break and get right to that whole thing.
Ian wouldn't let Howard get in a word so Howard cut him off and tried to get more details. He asked Ian if he was right in saying that he had heard that the best lawyer was this Susan Thomasis. Ian said that is what he heard. He then saw a picture of her in the paper and thought that she didn't look like the best so he called her up and told her what he thought of her. Howard said he can't imagine having this guy calling him like that. Ian continued to mumble and ramble on the phone as Howard and Robin talked over him and tried to figure out what had gone on.
Howard asked Ian what kind of threats he made. Ian said he didn't make any threats at all. He said it doesn't matter to him at all. Robin asked Ian what it was he wanted to clear up with them. Ian didn't answer the question and said that he doesn't know how that woman can call the secret service. Howard and Robin told him that she's Hillary Clinton's friend, that's how she got to call the Secret Service. Howard told him he really had to get going but Ian continued to ramble.
Ian kept talking so Howard said they should just beat the woman with the fish. Ian wasn't hearing a thing and continued to talk even though Howard and the guys were ignoring him. Gary told Howard that if he just said a word every few minutes, Ian would continue to ramble. Ian cursed so Howard told him he can't use the F-word on the air. Howard let Ian keep talking but said he was going to hang up on him. He did that and then had Karen come in to get beaten.
Karen said she had to go change into a tampon because she was wearing a pad today. She wanted to see Howard's eyes behind his sunglasses but he told her that he makes the rules. A few seconds later he took them off to show her his eyes. Karen said that she wants to be an actress or a singer but Howard didn't want to hear it. He told her that she had to go get changed so he could do the fish beating thing. Gary said he didn't know she needed to change, otherwise he would have had her do it earlier.
Howard asked Karen about how many kids she's got and found out she's got four. Gary said when KC calls her it sounds like complete bedlam there. Karen went on to talk about some of the problems she has with her body and with her kids but no one wanted to hear that. Howard said this wasn't ''Queen for a Day'' and he was still going to beat her with the fish. They talked about her problems with being bi-polar and about the drugs she's on to keep her stable. Karen said that she's had a lot of problems in her life and no one believes it. She had problems with her eye sight and had operations to fix that.
Gary said that before she got there he thought she was going to be a hot chick getting beaten with a fish but now it's not as much fun as he thought it was going to be. Howard asked her about the phone sex job she has and asked her how much she makes. She said it's about $400 a week. Howard said her voice isn't even that good. She said that's because she'd just getting over bronchitis. Howard couldn't believe how many things she had wrong with her. She kept cursing too so Howard told her she's got to stop with that.
Howard took a call from a guy who told him to just slap this bitch with a fish already. He thought that she was lying about some of this stuff. Karen said she wasn't but Howard told her that she might be one of the most annoying women in the world. He told her to go fix her tampon and get back in there so he can beat her with the fish.
Gary said that there was no garbage pail in the room she was in so they had to drag her out to another bathroom. Gary was going to take her out but he did see that she was okay. Howard said she was in his bathroom and she probably has crabs big enough to steal the soap out of there. He said he's going to beat her with that fish and beat the bi-polar right out of her kid.
Howard took a call from a woman who said that this whole thing is ridiculous. She said that a 4 year old is bi-polar and there is something else wrong with the child. Howard said the woman is probably such a mess that she screwed the kid up somehow. Howard wanted to know where Karen was. She still hadn't come out of the bathroom. She came out a short time later and said that she's brought her daughter to a few specialists and they all suggested that she could be bi-polar. Karen gave out the names of the doctors who helped her and said she actually took her daughter off the medications that they had prescribed for her.
Howard took another call from a woman who asked if Karen could be an actress. Howard said that she's not a bad looking woman. The caller said that no one has ever made it by getting beaten with a fish. Howard asked Karen to lift up her dress so he could see her ass. She had a big caboose according to Howard. He told the guys to get out the biggest fish for him. Howard said it was time for that beating so he headed over to where she was to do that.
Karen was going to be singing during the beating to prove she can sing. She was going to sing some ''Hotel California'' for them. Howard said he was in the remote area and showed Karen the fish he was going to beat her with. Howard told her to show him her ass so he could do this whole thing. He wanted to see her big ass. She was having some trouble getting into position and Howard said that maybe she needed a bath. He claimed he was talking about the fish but Karen started to walk out. She was going to leave but Gary tried to convince her to come back and finish the whole thing.
Karen said she didn't want to be humiliated on TV. Howard told her it wasn't humiliation, he was going to beat her with a fish while she sang, what's humiliating about that? They eventually convinced her to stay. Jackie went over to help Howard out with his microphone while he beat her. Howard started to slap her with the fish a short time later. The slapping sound came over clearly as Karen tried singing Hotel California. The fish head got all bloody so Howard switched to the flounder.
Howard told Karen to keep singing and tried to hit her with the flounder. Jackie was gagging and the guts of the fish were dripping down Karen's leg. Howard tried hitting her with the third fish but that didn't last too long. He told her to show Robin her butt which was covered in fish entrails. Howard said that was disgusting and he had never done something like that before.
Karen was embarrassed by the whole thing. Howard told her she had nothing to be embarrassed by. Karen said she couldn't believe she did that. Howard told her to forget the bobbing for tampons thing. He wasn't even going to go there. Howard told her she deserved to sing a song for them after going through that. His hand was hurting after going through that. Robin said it was disgusting when the guts started coming out all over her.
Howard told Karen to sing a little bit for them so they could hear how she could sing. She didn't know what to sing so Howard gave her a break and took some phone calls. One woman called in and said that she thought about letting Howard beat her with some stuff if they wanted. She thinks that she's a little more stable than Karen was. Howard thought she sounded a little older. The woman said she was only 35. Howard told her to come in then.
Howard got back to Karen and told her to go ahead and sing. She tried the ''Hotel California'' thing again. She didn't have any music to back her up. She sang the song and Howard gave her some advice about the way she was singing. He wanted to beat her with the fish again after hearing her sing for a short time. He said he should have hit her with a whale after that. Howard wrapped up with Karen a short time later and went to commercial break.
Howard took a phone call from a guy who brought up Gary Busey and spent a short time talking about him. Howard spent a short time on that subject and then the caller brought up Kathie Lee but his ideas didn't go over very well so Howard hung up on him.
Howard had the guys bring in Gary Busey. He said he had a lot of stories to tell about him. Gary came in a short time later and shook Howard's hand so hard he thought it was going to break. Gary was on mic and yelling. Howard said they're going to have a special on E! about Gary's life. Howard wondered if this was the Born Again Gary that he was talking to. Gary said he wasn't really born again but after he overdosed he went to rehab and decided to turn his life back over to God. Howard said he heard he was at Scores last night but Gary wondered who told that story. Howard decided to move on instead of staying on that subject.
Gary asked Howard why they call New York City the Big Apple. Howard said it's because there are a lot of fruits living there. He went through the history of Gary's life and how he ended up getting into a motorcycle accident. Gary said he crashed the motorcycle and hit his head on a curb. He wasn't wearing a helmet at the time and eventually came out and said that he didn't think people should have to wear them. He said he was kind of manipulated by some people and he's really for people wearing them.
Gary told Howard that he still has problems with short term memory and forgets where he puts his keys and stuff sometimes. Howard asked him if he knew his name. Gary thought for a second and said he knew it was Howard Stern. Gary ended up telling Howard about how he had an out of body experience after his crash. it wasn't his first one though. Howard wanted to hold off on that for a few minutes. He asked Gary about the helmet thing and went through that story again.
Howard asked Gary if it was true that he had slept with Kinsion's wife. Gary said he didn't know where he got his stupid information but that was wrong. Gary said something about Howard liking to put salt on his ass and going to petting zoos. Howard didn't have any idea what he was talking about.
Howard and Gary talked about the first time they met back when Howard was doing his Channel 9 show. They did a bit called the ''Head Injury Club for Men.'' Howard told the details of that story and how they came up with the whole idea. Gary came in and had no idea what he was in for. He was the biggest guest that they'd ever had on that show. Howard said they actually flew him in and they never did that before. He explained how he had green apple sauce pouring out of his head injury and they ended up getting into a food fight during the shoot.
Howard asked Gary if he had some good times when he was doing coke and stuff. Gary said he was smart for about 20 minutes while on that stuff. Howard asked Gary if he used to go to Heidi Fleiss. Gary said that never happened. Howard asked him about hanging out with Charlie Sheen. Gary said he didn't do that much with him either. Howard asked him how much coke he was doing when he was at his partying best. Gary joked it was 15 pounds but said his scale was from Australia.
Gary talked about how he got into the Buddy Holly story movie and how that all worked out great. Howard got on the subject of the Born Again stuff. Gary became a Born Again Promise Keeper. They went through that stuff and also talked about the upcoming E! special about Gary's life.
Gary (Baba Booey) came in and wanted to bring something up. Gary Busey ended up chasing after him. Then he got on the drums that were in the studio and started playing those. Howard said the guy is shot out of a cannon this morning. Busey came back a short time later and calmed down a little bit. Howard talked to him about some cancer he had in his nose. Gary said it was a very rare cancer and he claims that he was born with it. He said that he had a nose bleed last year and it wouldn't stop so he went and had it checked out. They found a tumor the size of a golf ball. Luckily they caught it in time and got it out of there. Gary said he went through 7 hours of surgery where they lifted up his lip and nose to get to the tumor.
Busey was telling a story about how he had heard a voice when he was under during surgery. Then Baba Booey tried to say some stuff over his microphone but Busey was making noise to block him so no one could hear him. Howard got back to Gary's stories and went through some of the stuff he's gone through.
Gary talked about some of the projects he's been involved with lately and then Howard gave him a plug for the E! True Hollywood Story about his life. Howard also asked him to admit that he had been at Scores last night. Gary wouldn't do that but Chaunce Hayden called in and said that he's lying and he really was there last night. Gary said he wasn't there. Chaunce got the hint and said he gets it, wink wink, he wasn't there. Howard wrapped up and went to break after that.
Howard said Gary Busey made a move like he was going to come over and kick his ass after his appearance. Gary came in a short time later and said he wasn't able to get away from there. He picked up his interview from where they left off earlier. Gary was talking about going out and shooting some pigeons and cooking them up in his hotel room.
Howard told Gary that maybe they can hang out sometime. Busey said that he doesn't want to be lynched. Busey was rambling a bit about some nonsense and Howard said he really doesn't think he could hang with him because they're so different. Busey stuck around for a few minutes and talked to Howard a little bit. Busey headed over toward Howard and scared him a little bit. Howard then noticed that he has his nails manicured. Gary said they're just covered in some juice from a squid. He asked Howard to smell his hands so Howard said it smelled like he was at Scores last night.
Howard had a guy on the phone who claimed that Gary was out at a bar with him. He didn't want to take the call while Gary was in the studio though. Gary left but came right back in a minute later. Howard had him showing Robin his shiny nails. They talked about Gary getting into fights and stuff and Gary said he had broken some sternums with his helmet a few times. He wanted to demonstrate on Howard but Howard asked him to back off.
Howard was inviting Gary to go with them to Scores on Friday but Gary said he didn't have time to do that. Howard figured he was giving him the old ''wink, wink'' thing and he would be there on Friday. Gary didn't know what the ''wink, wink'' thing was and told him to lay off the Scores stuff.
Howard kept talking about Busey so he kept leaving and coming back into the studio. Busey heard Howard say something else about him having a lot of energy so he came right back in the studio but only for a short time. Howard said he has to put Gary in a movie but he'd probably never get any work done.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that Gary Busey came into a bar he was working at years ago and used to drink quite a bit. Busey returned to the studio and said that was a couple of years ago and he's out of that now. Howard had Robin start her news after that. They had to go to break a short time later.
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Robin read a story about a San Diego Chargers football player who was killed by lightning. That led to the guys talking about how that particular team seemed to be jinxed a little bit. They talked about a bunch of players and coaches who have had a lot of bad things happen to them over the past few years since they played in the Super Bowl.
Fred was doing an impression of French actor Gerard Depardieu after Robin read a story about him. Howard said that guy is scary... not Gerard Depardieu, Fred. That got a laugh out of Jackie who probably wrote the joke. Robin finished up her news and Howard ended the show around 9:50am (Master Tape Theatre time).
02/09/07 - The below write up was the original one I did on July 23, 1998. This one was not quite as detailed as the new one I wrote up on February 9, 2007 (Above) when the show was replayed during a Master Tape Theatre show.
| Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
| How many wheels are on a tricycle? | Y | Six | N |
| How many nostrils do you have? | Y | Two | Y |
| What president's picture is on the one dollar bill? | Y | Franklin | N |
| Complete this line ''To be or not..'' | N | To Be | Y |
Nick lost so Howard got Kevin on the phone and here's how his game went:
| Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
| What did Old McDonald own? | N | A farm | Y |
| Name one ocean. | Y | The hudson river | N |
| The Academy Awards happens how many times a year? | Y | Once | Y |
| How many toes do you have? | Y | Ten | Y |
| Name one airline. | Y | JFK | N |
Nick screwed up so Howard got the final player, Nannette on the line. Here's her game:
| Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
| How many quarters are in 75 cents? | Y | Three | Y |
| What is Viagra? | N | A wine | N |
| Name this comedy duo..Abbott and.. | N | Costello | Y |
| How many pints are in a quart? | N | Six | N |
Nannette won her game so Howard played the final few questions and bet on the outcome.
| Question | Homeless Answer | Correct? |
| What do you call people who eat other people? | Cannibals | Y |
| What letters in the alphabet are vowels? | A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y | Y |
| How do you spell Titanic? | T I T A N T I C | N |
Linda Harrison was next up. Linda played the woman in ''Planet Of The Apes'' who didn't talk. Benjy asked her ''Who are you?'' and if she was paid for her role in ''Planet Of The Apes''. She went along with them but when Benjy asked her ''Why do the Arabs hate the Jews?'' she didn't want to answer. Then he asked her if she allows herself to be photographed while on her period she said ''CUT!'' and that was it.
One of the bigger attractions at the toy show was Batman Adam West. Benjy asked him a few questions and Adam just droned on in his monotone. There weren't any good questions to piss him off.
Minot Kelly, a woman who models for comic books or something like that was next. Benjy asked her ''Who are you?'' and if she allows herself to be photographed while on her period. She said that she doesn't have a period because she works out so much. Then she ended the interview.
B-Movie actress Debbie Dee was asked ''Why do the Arabs hate the Jews?''. That led to her talking about how the Christians and the Jews don't get along. She said that Jews are very materialistic and that's what makes them good business people. Benjy then asked her a couple of trivia questions. She said that a triangle had 2 sides. She said three at first but then thought about it and changed it to two.
The final interview was with Jimmy ''JJ'' Walker. Benjy asked him to say his famous line ''Dynomite'' and the guy went nuts and had Benjy kicked out of the event. Benjy yelled out a few more questions but Jimmy didn't answer.
Howard said at one point that he can't believe that they let them perform the farting song on national TV. One caller asked if the show was edited a lot. Howard said that there wasn't anything edited. If you saw it you may have noticed that Jessica Hahn vanished after making a quick appearance. That wasn't an edit, it just showed how bad the show is.
Robin's vacation was a whole story in itself. She explained how she was talked into meeting with ''The X-Files'' creator Chris Carter. The woman who talked her into it was just a fan of the Stern show but she claimed that she was Carter's publicist. To make a long story short there was a drunk woman at Chris Carter's table who started insulting Robin. Robin eventually got pissed off and left the table. Chris Carter came running after her to apologize. He ended up following her up to her room trying to say he was sorry for what happened. Robin was tired because she'd been awake for about 22 hours straight so she went to bed. The next morning when she was leaving she got an envelope from Carter. It contained a rambling apology. Howard read it on the air but it didn't make much sense. Robin was on her way to Big Sur California for the rest of her vacation. When she arrived at the hotel she got a phone call from Chris Carter. He apologized once again. Robin said she felt like she was in an episode of ''The X-Files'' because of what was happening. It turns out that the two women at the table weren't with Chris. They were just star hunting and conned Robin into sitting with them at the table.