After the game Howard and Dave spent a while talking about stuff. Howard brought up the fact that Eddie Van Halen and the rest of Van Halen came in recently. He told Dave that he used to think that he was the one who might be hard to work with in the band until he met Eddie. He told Dave how Eddie was just wandering around the studio and not listening to what Howard was saying. The two of them spoke about the old Van Halen days and how they've gone down hill since Dave left the band. Dave even trashed one of the new tracks off Van Halen's new album. He said that the ballad that Eddie sings on is pretty bad. He said that he didn't buy the album himself but someone played a couple of tracks and he wasn't too impressed. David has just put out this new album DLR Band and the first single ''Slam Dunk'' is probably his best work since going solo. Dave put the album out under his own label and found a distributor who put it in the stores for him. Dave said it's in stores now.
Paul will also be appearing on Late Show with David Letterman tonight. He'll be on with Charles Grodin who just lost his tv show much to Howard's delight. Before Paul left Howard had him take a guess on the Rosie O'Donnell Jelly Bean Head. Paul guessed that there are 657 jelly beans in the head. That guess was way too low.
Howard wanted Howie to play ''What's Up With My Secret'' which is a game where everyone tries to guess what someone's secret is. This guy Jonah Falcon was the person with the secret. As soon as the guy walked in the studio Howard knew what his secret was. Howard took his guess and got it right. The guy's secret was that he has a penis that measures between 12½ and 16½ inches long. Howard could tell just by the clothing he was wearing. He also guessed that Jonah was gay. Jonah says that he's bi-sexual but it's easier to pick up men. He also said it's easier for a man to accept his huge penis than it is for a woman. He claims that between the ages of 20 to 25 he slept with a different person every day of the week. He even pulled it out of his shorts to show everyone. He was swinging it around like a rope. He said that it's about 8½ inches long when it's soft. There was a lot of delay hits during this part of the interview so it was kind of hard to follow. They must have gotten a bit too graphic. Jonah also claims that he slept with a celebrity although he wouldn't give the name. He did say that the person's initials were C.R. When everyone was guessing it was Christopher Reeve he wouldn't confirm or deny it. He said he doesn't want to get sued so he wouldn't confirm it.
After the whole penis fiasco Howie and Howard spent quite a while talking. Howie told a story about why he doesn't blow up rubber gloves on his head anymore. He used to close his act by putting a rubber glove on his head then blow it up with his nose. He ended up perforating his sinus cavity by doing that. The conversation eventually turned to Howie's obsession with cleanliness. He said that he used to be really bad and would have to shower 5 times a day so he wouldn't have any germs on him. There were some stains on the couch in the green room at the K-Rock studio so Howie wouldn't sit down while waiting to come into the studio. Howie explained that when he stays in a hotel he won't touch the comforter on the bed without wrapping his hand in toilet paper. He takes it off the bed completely when he sleeps because they don't get cleaned like the sheets. He also puts a towel in the shower so he won't have to touch the tub with his bare feet. The one thing that was really bothering him today was the fact that after Jonah touched his penis earlier he used that hand to open the studio door to leave. Howie said that since that moment he's been wondering how he's going to get out of the studio because there's no way he's going to touch that door handle. This was the best part of the whole interview! Howie was going crazy and everyone was poking fun. Howard told Howie about some of Jackie's bad habits when it comes to using bathrooms. Jackie will use a public bathroom and not put paper on the seat. That seemed to sicken Howie. This interview was getting close to an hour long without a commercial break so Howard had to let Howie go. He said that he wants Howie to come back because they're not done with this interview. Howard told Howie that when his show gets canceled that he has to come on Howard's show first. Howie agreed to it. Later in the show Howard said it was funny to watch Howie try to get out of the studio. Hopefully they'll show that on E!.