-- Friday July 3, 1998 --
- Howard's Appearance On ''The Magic Hour''. 7/3/98.
Howard made his appearance on ''The Magic Hour'' last night and it was pretty entertaining. The show started off with a lame disclaimer that I think was supposed to be funny. It wasn't. Then Magic introduced Howard Stern and The Losers. Howard and the band played ''Wipeout'' and had three people who could fart on command. Maria the farter was standing between the two guys who farted. She did a few juicy farts and struggled to get some out. Gary Dell'Abate and Gary Garver were wearing gas masks and holding microphones up to the farters asses. That went pretty well but Howard's keyboard playing kind of sucked. After that Howard introduced each member of the band. Then Magic brought Howard over to the couch to interview him. Howard did most of the interviewing though. Howard told Magic what was being done wrong on the show and told Magic not to try and talk like a white man so much. He said just act like a black man. He also told band leader Sheila E to show some cleavage. Magic told Howard that he would appear on his show since Howard did his. Howard was trying to get into talking about Magic's life before AIDS but he didn't want to go there. Magic brought out Jessica Hahn who was making a surprise visit. After a break Jessica disappeared. Then it was Robin and Howard talking with Magic and taking lame questions from the audience. One really angry black guy, an actor by the name of Tiny Lister, was telling Howard to shut up and only talk after raising his hand. One guy asked when Howard and Robin were going to kiss. That'll never happen. Drew Carey was in the audience and he got to ask Howard a question. It never got answered though. Howard was all over the place trying to get some info out of Magic. After that segment they took a break and brought out Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal. Howard danced with her for a few seconds then Magic tried to interview her. Howard didn't let it happen though. He kept interrupting with funny comments but Magic kept sticking to the same questions. That put Robin into a laughing fit for some reason. Then Karen did a really cool trick. They set up two saw horses about 5 feet apart. Karen put one leg on each saw horse and did an amazing split. Then she bounced up and down. Robin told Howard that he should have gotten under her to simulate sex. Well, Karen was off the saw horses by then and Magic wouldn't let her get back up. After that segment they took another break and when they came back Sheila E performed a song of hers. You could see Howard dancing with Jessica on the stage. He was trying to lift up her dress to show the audience her ass. She just pulled it back down. The next thing you know Howard's on the couch dry humping her to the beat of the song. After the song the audience was chanting ''Howard, Howard, Howard'' like the band was never there. Howard came back for a minute or two to talk about his new CBS tv show. He said it'll be called ''The Howard Stern Radio Show''.
- The Best Of Stern. 7/3/98.
Howard starts his summer vacation today. He and the rest of the crew won't be back live until Monday, July 20. Here are today's featured segments:
- A discussion about whether or not the wives of the crew ever had sex with black guys or anal sex.
- Howard talks about how adopted kids aren't loved like kids who aren't adopted. Howard argues with adopted people who disagree.
- A woman complains about how immature Howard's radio show is.
- Howard complains about Jackie bugging him to do a cable channel interview.
- Jackie Stallone is fooled by a Sylvester Stallone impersonator.
- Jerry Seinfeld calls in to promote his show.
- Robert the possessed guy comes in. Turns out he lied about being possessed.
-- Thursday July 2, 1998 --
- Don't Miss Howard On ''The Magic Hour'' Tonight. 7/2/98. 6:05am
Howard mentioned how this whole Magic Hour thing is a nightmare. The one farter, Chris Crap, had to cancel because his parents don't want him doing the tv show. Then Howard said that his agent called him and said ''The Magic Hour'' people want him for the whole hour long show! Howard said that he doesn't want to do a whole hour. Then they wanted Robin to do the show after Howard but she doesn't want to do that either. They wanted the whole show to be Howard. Then came Scott The Engineer. He was asking Gary if he was going to get a car service to and from the New York airport. Scott will be playing drums tonight. Howard freaked out because Scott took the $30,000 from everyone back in January for his sucky sit-ups. Now he's asking for free car service? Scott said that he was just asking if something was already set up, not if Howard would pay for it. Howard spent a while goofing on Scott about all of that. The other thing that amazed Howard was how much press he's getting for doing ''The Magic Hour''. The New York FOX affiliate is sending their reporter Penny Crone out to California to cover the story! Tonight's appearance should bring the shows rating up but I'm sure it won't last. Don't miss this very special appearance! Check your local listings for ''The Magic Hour'' on FOX.
- The Losers Rehearse. 7/2/98. 6:55am
Howard held a quick rehearsal for the band so they could figure out how they're going to do this mess on ''The Magic Hour'' tonight. Howard's band The Losers will be playing ''Wipeout'' with some people who can fart on command backing them up. The losers consist of Howard on keyboards, Fred on guitar, Jackie on bass and Scott The Engineer on drums. Robin will be starting the song off with the ''Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha WIPEOUT...'' part of the song. I believe she'll also be playing the tambourine. The rehearsal actually went pretty well. Howard would put his hand up at a certain point and everyone would stop playing so he could demonstrate where the farters would come in. He left a lot of time for the farters. If FOX doesn't censor this, it'll be the funniest thing ever shown on a late night show. After rehearsing ''Wipeout'' they tried doing ''Paranoia'' for when Ozzy Osbourne came in later this morning. That didn't go quite as well as the other song but Fred had the guitar part down pretty damn good. It was kind of a waste of time because Ozzy couldn't sing today.
- Woman Who Uses Sexuality To Get Ahead In Business. 7/2/98. 7:25am
This woman Rosalee Osias came in to talk about how she uses her sexuality to get ahead in the business world. Penthouse Magazine wrote an article about her in their July issue so she was promoting the magazine a little bit. Rosalee says that women should take advantage of their sexuality as long as they have it. Basically she's saying, ''If you've got it, flaunt it''. A few days ago Howard had Gary make a phony phone call to Rosalee to see just how serious she is about using her sexuality. Howard played the tape of Gary asking Rosalee out to dinner and hinting at sleeping with him to get on the show. He basically told her that if she slept with him he'd get her a spot on the show. She went with it and agreed to go to dinner with him. Gary told her to bring a bag and a toothbrush with her so she could spend the night. So it turned out that she was pretty legitimate. After she found out that Gary had goofed on her she was actually upset that she wasn't going out to dinner with him. Howard took some phone calls from people who didn't agree with Rosalee. A few guys said they were disgusted with what she does. She didn't care. She's a successful lawyer and she'll keep doing what she's doing.
- Ozzy Osbourne Comes In. 7/2/98. 8:00am
Singer Ozzy Osbourne came in with his two daughters Amy and Kelly this morning. Ozzy's Ozzfest concert is playing in New Jersey this week so he was promoting it. Ozzy said that he just got off a tour with his old band Black Sabbath. He said that during one of their rehearsals the drummer fell over ''like a one legged parrot'' from a heart attack. It didn't seem to bother him much. Ozzy says that his own heart is like one of a 21 year old. Ozzy heard from someone that someone had his name in the death pool. It turns out that it's Jackie. Ozzy said that he'll haunt Jackie if he dies. Howard spent quite a bit of time interviewing Ozzy's kids. Amy, who's 14, and Kelly, who's 13, seemed really normal even though their father is Ozzy Osbourne. They're very intelligent and mature for teenagers. They told some funny stories about their dad being stoned and drunk. He once fell asleep at a school meeting because he was drunk.If you heard yesterday's show you'll remember that Skylar, the woman who was evaluated, got the chance to come in and meet Ozzy. Well she brought her friend Sullivan in with her today. She was going to get naked for Ozzy but Robin told Howard that they could get in big trouble for having a woman get naked in front of the teenage Osbourne kids. So Skylar didn't get naked but Sullivan got to meet his idol. The guy was shaking and almost crying when he met Ozzy. He said that Ozzy changed his life. He became a musician after worshiping Ozzy as a teenager. It was embarrassing the way the guy was acting.
Howard spent a little more time talking to Ozzy's kids. He told them that they probably never have to work because Ozzy is worth so much money. One of the kids said she wants to become an actress. Howard told them they could become professional shoppers with the money their pop has. Screw that work crap. The kids are on tour with their father for the summer. They get their own tour bus! What a life.
- The Mike Walker Game With Guest Downtown Julie Brown. 7/2/98. 8:55am
That's right, the Mike Walker gossip game on a Thursday. Howard won't be around tomorrow so they did it a day early. Downtown Julie Brown came in to promote her Playboy Magazine layout so she got to play the game. Julie Brown is the bubbly, black, British chick who used to be on MTV and E!. She posed in Playboy nude and she looks pretty damn good according to Howard. Julie was working for E! for a while on their gossip show but left to pursue other career opportunities. She said she's working for America Online's Entertainment Asylum, whatever the hell that crap is. Julie said she had to get a little drunk to do the photo shoot because she's more shy than people think. Howard found out that she was paid between $60,000 and $100,000 to do the shoot. She said they're very generous at Playboy.Each week Mike Walker calls in with 4 gossip stories from his National Enquirer column. One of the stories he reads is false, try to pick the false one.
- If you find a $20 bill with the words ''Have a nice day'' written on it then it may have been left there by Jim Carrey. For some reason he likes to leave them around town to make people's day.
- Michael Jackson is making a feature film and not surprisingly it's a remake of a children's film. He's remaking ''Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory'' so he can be around children.
- Lisa Kudrow had a special $5000 air conditioned cat house made for her mother's cats because she didn't want her child to be around the animals when she went to visit.
- Magic Johnson won't be having any supermodels on the show anymore because his wife Cookie doesn't like the way Magic flirts with them when they're on the show.
Julie chose number 1 as the false story. Jackie, Howard and Robin all chose number 4 as the false story. The actual false story was number 3. Julie stuck around for a while until 9:15 when Howard left for the airport to fly out to California.
- Best Of Stern Starts Early. 7/2/98. 9:25am
Since Howard left very early today they had an old Best Of Stern segment ready to go. The bit was from sometime around 1990 or so. Howard was making fun of Fred because he once bought his mother a Carvel Cookie Puss ice cream cake for Mother's day. Howard had his voice going through the harmonizer so he sounded like the old Cookie Puss commercial voice. This starts The Howard Stern Show's 2 week vacation. Howard will return live on Monday, July 20.
-- Wednesday July 1, 1998 --
- Howard's Still Scheduled To Do ''The Magic Hour''. 7/1/98. 6:30am
Howard said that everything is all set to do the Magic Johnson show on Thursday evening. He and Gary were on the phone all day yesterday to work things out with ''The Magic Hour'' people. At first Howard and the gang were going to be flying out on a $40,000 chartered flight but Howard said that airplane would be too small so they're now flying a commercial airline. The 10 seat charter plane would be a little too small for 8 people according to Howard. This discussion led to another one about how Gary has been saying ''I'm on the fence..'' about flying out with Howard and the gang. It's his wedding anniversary and he's not sure whether he should go or not. They goofed on him for quite a while about the way he keeps saying ''I'm on the fence'' about everything. Baba Booey's on the fence about everything. He may appear on ''The Magic Hour'' holding microphones on the farter's asses.Later in the show Howard was getting reports that tickets for the show are not available. One person said that there wouldn't be a live audience there. Another person said that the audience will be stacked with Magic fans so they'll be really negative toward Howard. Howard didn't like the sound of this crap so he got in touch with the producer of the show. Todd said that none of that is true as far as he knows. Howard is going to be really pissed if they pull a stunt like that tomorrow night. Make sure you tune in to find out what happens.
- Stuttering John Interviews. 7/1/98. 6:55am
Stuttering John went to some baseball charity event and interviewed a few old baseball players. First up was Bob Gibson. Bob was freaked out by the first question ''Do you ever scratch your nuts?''. When John asked him if he supported Bill Clinton he stopped the interview. The second guy up was George Foster. George stuck through a couple of questions but after John asked him if he ever farted in the catchers face the guy stopped the interview. The last interview was with Rusty Torres. John asked him tons of questions and Rusty stuck through most of them. He got a little upset with the questions about the farts and scratching his nuts but he stuck with it for the whole thing.
- The Queen Of Anal Sex, Jessica Darling. 7/1/98. 7:50am
Porno actress Jessica Darling came in to make some big announcement today. Jessica has only been in the porn business for 10 months but she's done 65 movies already. She said that 60 of those were anal sex movies and 5 were lesbian movies. She's only 22 years old but says she's enjoyed anal sex since she was 17 years old! Her husband came with her this morning so Howard had him come in. Howard said the guy was frightening. Jessica says that they have an open marriage so she can have sex with whoever she wants to. The husband says that it has to be on camera though. The big announcement that Jessica made was something about casting for an upcoming anal sex tape. She wants women who like anal sex to contact her. The only problem is that they didn't give much information about getting in contact with them. Jessica said that Elegant Angel Video will be producing the tapes but she didn't give out a number. I found their web site but didn't find a mention of Jessica. Jessica hung around for the next guest, Jack Morin, since he wrote a book about anal sex.
- Author Jack Morin Calls In. 7/1/98. 8:05am
Jack Morin, author of Anal Pleasure & Health : A Guide for Men and Women, called in to plug his book. Howard asked Dr. Morin, who sounded a bit feminine, if he was married or gay. Dr. Morin said yes to both. He's married to a man! He said he got into this anal exploration when he had hemorrhoids back in the 1970's. He says that both men and women can get pleasure from their asses. He said that everyone should explore themselves and get to know your butt. Jessica Darling said that she explored her butt when she was younger. Dr. Morin said that it's best to do it in a warm bath so you're relaxed. Howard quoted a few things out of Morin's book like the fact that anal sex can be traced back to ancient Greece where they thought it was essential for education. There was also something about how down in Mexico when two men have anal sex the guy giving the sex is considered heterosexual but the guy receiving it is homo. Interesting.. So you can order the book from Amazon.com or call Morin's 800 number, 800-289-8423. You can also find out more at www.goodvibes.com
- Hank's Make Over / Kim And Skylar Get Evaluated. 7/1/98. 8:35am
Hank the angry, drunken dwarf was in today to judge a couple of women. Before the judging Howard talked about Hank's make over which happened yesterday. Hank got new glasses, new clothes, a new hair cut and almost got his teeth cleaned. Howard had tape of Hank passing out at the dentist's office and snoring away. It was great. Doug from E! was asking Hank some health questions for the dentist's records but Hank passed out halfway through it. Then he just snored and slept for a few minutes. After the make over Hank went to Central Park and tried to pick up a few women. He actually got to make out with a couple women and got to touch a couple breasts! The one thing that made some people sick was that Hank made out with a 71 year old woman. What a guy..After all of the Hank stuff Howard moved on to introducing the rest of the judges. Today's judges were Ralph, Big Black, Hank and Ronnie the limo driver. There was supposed to be a few women getting evaluated but at first it was only one woman. Another woman showed up a little later. The first woman, 19 year old Kimberly, was a big fat chick. Howard said she looked like she weighed about 200 pounds. Why she came down to be evaluated was a mystery. She claims that because she has huge G-Cup breasts that Howard should like them. Well big cow breasts on a cow didn't turn anyone on.. well, Hank was turned on by them but he was drunk. Kimberly took off her huge bra and let her breasts flop around. Everyone was pretty repulsed by it all. She claims that she only weighs 172 pounds but eventually they coaxed her into getting on a scale. The scale said she weighs 185 pounds. YIKES! She's only 5'7'' tall. Everyone tried to tell her that if she lost between 40 and 100 pounds she might be attractive. Kimberly said she'd try to lose about 40 pounds in the next 2 months and come back for another evaluation. Here's how the guys rated her today:
- Ralph - 2 out of 10
- Big Black - 5 out of 10
- Ronnie - 0 out of 10
- Hank - Breasts-10, overall-7, if she would have sex with him-10
Obviously Hank likes them big breasted women! Howard gave his evaluation but no point rating. He said she was ''Chris Farley with a vagina''! Kimberly claims that she's a dance instructor but no one believed her. She said she teaches ballet to children. Howard asked her to demonstrate but she had a hard time doing it without music. All of that weight probably didn't help either. Near the end of Kimberly's evaluation another woman showed up. Skylar was a little late but Howard took a break and came back to do the evaluation. During the break Kimberly disappeared. She left without anyone knowing. Oh well.. on to the next one. 26 year old Skylar was much better looking and not nearly as fat as Kimberly. Skylar was pretty mellow because she had taken Xanax before the show. She stripped down to bra and panties but everyone wanted to see her breasts to do a true evaluation. Well it took some begging and an offer for her to meet Ozzy Osbourne tomorrow on the show to get her bra off. When she did take it off her falsies fell out of her bra! He breasts were quite small so she stuffed the bra. It didn't make much difference though. Here's how the guy's rated Skylar:
- Ronnie - 9 out of 10
- Ralph - 6 out of 10 but she may be an 8 with some work
- Big Black - 8 out of 10
- Hank - 10 out of 10
Ralph is always really hard on women so saying that she's a possible 8 is pretty good. Ralph said that she needs to do something about her skin and the cellulite on her ass. Howard said she needs some breast implants too. Everyone liked the fact that she was drugged up and dopey. They all said she was pretty sexy that way. I guess we'll be hearing from Skylar again tomorrow when Ozzy is on.
-- Tuesday June 30, 1998 --
- Joyce Dewitt Freaks Out On Gary Garver. 6/30/98. 6:25am
Joyce Dewitt, who starred on ''Three's Company'' back in the 70's, freaked out on interviewer Gary Garver over the weekend. Gary called in and told the story. Gary was at some weird autograph signing thing where a bunch of the ''Three's Company'' stars were signing for money. He said he asked her a bunch of general knowledge questions like they do with the homeless game. When he does his interviews he says he's from CBS Broadcasting. About 30 seconds after walking away from doing the interview Joyce leaped over her table and came running after Gary. Someone told her that Gary was from the Stern show and she freaked out. She started yelling at him telling him that he's not allowed to use the tape on the show. She even tried to take it away from him. He kept telling her that he was from CBS Broadcasting, not the Stern show. They didn't play the tape this morning and I don't know if they ever will. Maybe the interview was just boring. Gary spent some time talking about how strange it was at the autograph signing thing. Joyce Dewitt gets like $5 per autograph while Don Knotts gets $10.
- Stormin Freyley's Jackie Story. 6/30/98. 6:45am
Cleveland comedian Stormin Freyley opened up for Jackie the JokeMan recently. He said that Jackie has some odd demands. Stormin was told that he wasn't allowed to do any song parodies or use dirty language in his act. It turns out that Jackie won't allow his opening act to do such things. Then there was Stormin's motorcycle. Jackie was all freaked out that Stormin rides his big Harley onto the stage. He said that it stinks like gas and oil after riding on. Howard and the gang all goofed on Jackie about his weird demands. Jackie denies some of the stories but then kind of changes his story half way through. He's a wacky dude but that's what makes him funny.
- Howard Confirmed To Appear On ''The Magic Hour'' Thursday. 6/30/98. 6:55am
For some reason this whole thing turned into big news. On page 2 of the New York Post was a huge story about how Howard has agreed to do Magic Johnson's show. Yesterday Howard spoke to Magic's producer Todd (not sure how to spell his last name). They spent a long time working things out but finally came to an agreement. Howard will fly out to California after the show on Thursday, then tape the show in the afternoon. The show will air Thursday night. It'll be Howard, Jackie, Fred and Scott The Engineer playing ''Wipeout'' with Chris Crap, Maria and Jeremy the farters backing them up. It should be great. Howard talked to Todd again later in the morning just to make sure that he's not being lied to about being able to have the farters do their thing. Todd said that Howard will be able to play his song and it should air as long as it's within reason. So far it looks like things will go as planned but Todd will check with the executives just to be sure. I'm sure this isn't the end of the story though. Tune in tomorrow to find out if it's still going as planned.
- Daniel Carver Movie Reviews. 6/30/98. 7:25am
KKK member Daniel Carver called in to give a few reviews this morning. The first review wasn't a movie, it was ''The Magic Hour'' tv show. Daniel gave this 1 burning cross because it was kind of entertaining when Arnold Schwartenegger was on. Next up were the movies ''The Wiz'' and ''The Crying Game''. Surprisingly Daniel gave ''The Crying Game'' a higher rating than ''The Wiz''. I would have thought that both would get 0 burning crosses but ''The Crying Game'' received 2 burning crosses from the racist asswipe. ''The Wiz'' received 0 burning crosses. Daniel thinks that they ruined a classic children's movie by having a black cast. Howard took a couple of calls from listeners and of course there were the usual people yelling at Howard to get Daniel off the air.
- Serenity Does Her Nude Rubdown. 6/30/98. 7:40am
Porno star Serenity came in to give a nude rubdown to the winner of a hard luck story contest. The winner, Joe Cancer, had cancer in his throat and sinus. He has a very odd voice so he won fairly easily. Howard talked with him a little bit before bringing in Serenity. Joe's been through a lot and has the scars to prove it. As soon as he walked in Howard said he was an odd looking dude. Joe hasn't had sex in 7 or 8 years since his wife left him after he got cancer. Poor guy... Joe's prize also includes a free trip to the premiere of Serenity's new movie ''Porno Gothic''. At the premiere he gets to sit next to Jenna Jameson among other porn stars. After taking a commercial break Howard brought the beautiful Serenity in to give her nude rub down. Joe was in a towel so he could cover up his scars. It didn't take long for Serenity to take off her tube dress and show off her 36-25-36 figure. Gary mentioned that one of the interns has a crush on Serenity and even wrote a song for her. Greg the intern came in and sang a little bit of the awful song. Gary said the kid can't make up his mind about Serenity. One day he says she doesn't look that great and the next he's changing his story. Luckily Howard didn't put up with him too long. After Howard kicked him out he had Serenity rubbing down Joe. She put rubbing oil on her chest to warm it up for Joe. She then proceeded to rub Joe's back for a while. She was even putting her hands up under his towel. Joe was kind of uptight and wasn't letting her do her thing. Eventually he rolled onto his back and she rubbed his chest. Howard said that she was even brushing over his penis with her arm. Joe was very uptight through the whole thing so Howard had the E! guys lower the lights. Even that didn't help Joe. He clamped his legs together and didn't let Serenity get up under his towel. After the rubdown Serenity plugged her new movie and promoted her web site at www.wickedgirl.com. She said that anyone can come to the premiere of ''Porno Gothic'' and you can find out more on her web site.
- Sandra Bernhard Calls In. 6/30/98. 8:45am
Comedian Sandra Bernhard called in to promote her upcoming HBO special, ''I'm Still Here Damnit!'', which will air on July 10 and rerun all month. She does a little bit of material about Howard in her act but Howard hadn't heard it yet. Sandra is 9 months pregnant so she's not flying all over the place to promote her show. She and Howard spent a little bit of time talking about the baby. Howard wants to know who the father is but Sandra's not talking. She just said it's a good friend of hers. Chaunce Hayden of Steppin' Out Magazine called in and said that he might know who the father is. He gave some guys name but Sandra just laughed. She said she didn't meet that guy until after she was pregnant. That was pretty much it for Sandra. For some reason she wasn't speaking very loud into her phone so she was kind of hard to hear. Maybe it was just Howard's sucky phone system again.
- Hank The Dwarf Prepares For Make Over. 6/30/98. 9:05am
Hank the angry, drunk dwarf was at the station getting ready to get a make over. Hank will be getting his teeth cleaned, a hair cut, new glasses and some new clothes. Tomorrow he'll be on the show to show off his new look. Hank spent a while in the studio talking to Howard. He always has something interesting to say. Today we found out that Hank got kicked out of an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting because he was drinking Mad Dog 20-20 five seconds after the meeting started. He had a court order making him go to the AA meeting so he brought a drink with him. The same thing happened when he took a computer class. He just drank through most of the class. A listener called in and mentioned that he saw some of Hank's arrest records on the web. You can see them for yourself at www.thesmokinggun.com. Gary said that they'll be talking about them tomorrow when Hank comes in. It has something to do with Hank breaking up a woman's health club or something like that. Tune in tomorrow to hear more about it from Hank himself.
-- Monday June 29, 1998 --
- Antoinette Gets Naked. 6/29/98. 7:25am
This woman called in last week and asked if she could get naked for Howard. Of course she was invited down right away. When she walked in the studio Howard immediately said ''Wow, you're weird!'' referring to her looks. She looked kind of odd according to Howard. She was wearing some weird, black thick rimmed glasses and she had a strange smile on her face. Once she took the glasses off she looked kind of like Gena Davis. Howard said that she was almost retarded. He asked her a bunch of general knowledge questions to see just how dumb she was. Here are a few of the questions:
| Question | Antoinette's Answer | Correct? |
| GOP are initials for what political party? | No answer | N |
| Who invented the telephone? | No answer | N |
| How many feet are in a yard? | Twelve | N |
| What does the DC in Washington DC stand for? | No answer | N |
| What does FDR stand for? | Franklin D. Roosevelt | Y |
| What country gave us the Statue of Liberty? | No answer | N |
| How many states are there? | Fifty | Y |
| Is Rhode Island a state or a country? | Country | N |
So she wasn't very smart, Howard didn't care. Antoinette had a great body so Howard doesn't care if she's dumb. The 32 mother of 2 has some nice C-cup breasts. She stripped right down to nothing to show Howard. Howard talked with her a bit and then played some butt bongo on her ass. He was really smacking her ass hard for a full minute or so. She didn't seem to mind it though. Her ass was bright red when she got off Howard's lap. Howard said that he'd never spanked someone who's almost naked. After Howard saw Antoinette naked he said he'd bang her if he had the chance. Gary agreed that she had a nice body.
- Is Jackie A Homo? 6/29/98. 8:00am
Stuttering John threw a party this past weekend. The big story was that Jackie, while alone with KC, pulled out his penis and chased KC around! Jackie was drunk of course. People think that it was Jackie's real self coming out because of the alcohol. Everyone seemed to think that it's really bizarre for him to do something like that. Howard said that he's seen Jackie's penis and it's pretty small which makes it even more bizarre. This homosexual incident brought up the fact that Jackie one time stuck his finger in a guys butt. This guy was mooning a camera and Jackie ran up and stuck his finger right up the guys asshole! Then he ate some ribs without washing his hands! Maybe he is gay.
- Trivia Guys Tony And Dave. 6/29/98. 8:05am
These guys came in to do some trivia questions and answers. Tony specializes in the ''Godfather'' movies trivia. Dave is a sports trivia wiz. The two of them were pretty good with their trivia. Howard was taking calls from listeners and doing the whole trivia thing. Tony really knows far too much about the ''Godfather'' movies. He knows everyone's name and things that are sitting on tables in the movies. I thought I had too much spare time on my hands. I couldn't keep up with everything they talked about. It was pretty impressive though.
- Magic Johnson's Producer Calls In. 6/29/98. 8:50am
Well, it looks like Howard will be doing Magic Johnson's show this week. Howard has been saying that he'd do it if they called him so he could discuss it on the air. ''The Magic Hour'' producer Todd called in this morning to ask Howard to come on the show. After a long discussion they finally agreed to do it Thursday night. Howard is planning on flying out to California after the show Thursday. Howard's band, The Losers, will play ''Wipeout'' and will have Chris Crap, the farting dude, fart during the song. It'll be Howard, Jackie, Fred and Scott the engineer playing in the band. They also want to have Robin do the beginning of the song where it goes ''Ah ha ha ha ha ha.. WIPEOUT''. At first Todd said that they wanted them to come on later in the month but Howard and the gang will be on vacation for two weeks. Howard said he wanted to be able to promote the show before he goes on so they decided to do it this week. There's still a chance that it won't happen though. Howard talked to Chris Crap later in the morning and it sounded like he wasn't really into doing it. He said he can't get out of work. He told Howard that he'd have to think about it. Howard said if Chris doesn't do the show then he's not going to do it at all. Todd the producer also has to check into a couple of things before they confirm the Thursday night thing. So it's still up in the air. If they confirm it I'll be sure to post it here.
