Mike Walker calls in with 4 gossip stories from his National Enquirer column. One of the four stories is false, try to pick it.
Pat hung around for a while and spoke about the death of his estranged mother. He wasn't speaking to her and didn't find out she was dead until a week later. He also talked about Sonny Bono's death. Pat said Sonny wasn't a nice man and didn't seem to be upset about the guy's death. Before Pat left he brought in the 3 film students who are trying to raise money for their movie ''A Recipe For Disaster''. They're raising the money by selling stuff on their web site www.recipefordisaster.com.
Jeremy | John | Maria | Chris Crap | |
Crackhead Bob | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
Croy | 10 | 6 | 3 | 10 |
Sal The Stockbroker | 8 | 9 | 5 | 10 |
Totals | 25 | 23 | 17 | 30 |
A lot of the farts sounded fake but when this airs on E! you'll see just how real they are.
Question | Caller Says | Homeless Answer | Correct Answer? |
True or false, dolphins walk on land. | DQ | They say it's true but I don't believe it. | N |
How many wheels are on a tricycle? | N | Two | N |
Complete this saying ''To be or not...'' | N | To Be | Y |
What is Viagra? | N | It's arithmetic or something... | N |
What did Old McDonald own? | N | He was a McFarmer | Y |
What President is on the one dollar bill? | Y | Lincoln | N |
Mike was supposed to get 3 out of 5 correct but he failed. The first question was disqualified by Howard because he didn't like it. Mike tried to win but he failed. After that Howard and the gang bet on the rest of the questions. It was broken up during the show because Lisa Kudrow called in and Gilbert came in later in the morning. The rest of the questions are listed below:
Question | Homeless Answer | Correct? |
How many pints are in a quart? | Two | Y |
Name one Olympic event. | ..track racing | Y |
How many toes do you have? | Five..no, one..toes? I have 5 toes. | N |
How many quarters are in 75 cents? | Three | Y |
How to you spell Titanic? | T I N... T I N... T I N A C T I C | N |
The Academy Awards happen how many times a year? | One | Y |
What do you call people who eat other people? | Cannibal | Y |
What does the word ''Homophobic'' mean? | Something about cave people.. | N |
Name one ocean. | Pacific | Y |
Name one airline. | American Airlines | Y |
What letters in the alphabet are vowels? | ..I didn't study English.. | N |
How many nostrils do you have? | What is that spiritual bodies?.. I have 5 nostrils. | N |
Mike The CP Comic | Greg The Gay CP Comic | Paul The Coonster | Kelly Beatty | |
Elephant Boy | 7 | 5 | 6 | 5 |
Vin The Retard | 5 | 3.5 | 5 | 5.5 |
King Of All Blacks | 8 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
Big Foot Matt | 9 | 7 | 10 | 6 |
Totals | 29 | 19.5 | 23 | 17.5 |
Before everyone left a few of them had web sites to plug so here they are: